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During the siege of terra peter turbo did a lot. Magnus did his whole “blood mathematics” nonsense on Vulkan
theres more to this setting than just Space Marines
sometimes we flanderize ourselves a bit
No comment 
only if youre cutthroat (the canonical cadian)
kill literally every space marine player type beat
oh wait siege of terra, nah there they were locked in for half of it
Most of the setting isn’t space marines
besides cutthroat every personality is a Moebian
I mean I dont know chief
its been 3 weeks and all we had was Ultramarine reveals

LMAO
In the context of the setting as a whole
anyway the kind of writing that made me fall in love with 40k is antithetical to space marines writing
dont forget a huge trailer with Titus John Space Marine at the helm
in 10 years from now it will be tau
Space marines are a very small part of the setting
i cried when he said "for ultramar"
they really arent
they are at the forefront of everything
because they are the main sellers
so its natural tbh
the boys in blue..
In the large scheme of shit that happens in universe
had a cursed thought, need to google something
"By the throne, those sure are some ultra marines!"
Not “GW make everything space marines”
idk g they kind of are the main selling point for 40k seeing as they're the most iconic thing to come out of the setting
if people had their way everything would be SM2
"WHATS BETTER THAN ONE CHAINSWORDS? TWO CHAINSWORDS"
Fuck those people
oh, pleasant surprise, no real hits when googling "thin blue line space marine"
Agreed
but SM2 is a huge commercial success so alas
anyway ill stop talking 
talk more
“Why CaNt tItUs wEaR CuSToDEs aRMoUR”
It got me into the franchise tbf
no one has ever asked that be fr
It was my intro
“Why no HaLlOWeeN eVeNT
titus is too small and puny to wear custodes armour
they very much have
just play stratagems on hard
people hype titus to titanic portions
I’m quoting stupid takes I’ve seen on the SM2 discord
that will give you a good scare
My condolences
you are a true hero of the imperium for that shit 💀
“WHy No tERmiNAToR ARmoUr”
I do remember watching this moron's video on yt once where he claimed that sm2 failed because the marines had dialogue
“Why cANt I WEar tErMInAToR ARMoUr On taCtIcuS”
people who said "space marines are not good at banter" havent read any SM book
why is Gadriel so fiiinee
Literally lol
*Gyattriel
Why does GW art give him black hair?
“Whi cARes its a gAMe and it WouLd BE CEwl and ePIc ChoNgERs”
isnt it black?

its not
its like silvery
hold on
I thought it was blonde.
Mfs have never been to a space wolves roasting party and it shows
unironically not as bad as the people asking for sisters of battle
smooth boy
Then again, maybe Space Marines dye their hair.
let me marry this man
in what universe is he smooth that mfer is covered in scars
in 40k, by 40k standards
blood angels.
“WhY CaNt I plAY AS TYRANiDs”
he has found time to feather his hair though
“gaMe Is ToO HaRD”
good for him, don't let a helmet ruin your style
his hair is more realistic than titus'
aint he like some rich boy who decides fuck wealth imma join the army
do you think he does it himself or do they have specialized hair styling serfs
i liked the cut he had here more
That doesn’t work like that
only salamanders fuck
biggest forehead of all time too
thats the same for all marines
Leave me and my big forehead brethren alone bish
its too bad hes a space marine 🙁
He's gotta store codex battle tactics somewhere
Leave me and my oddly rectangular head brothers outta this
you'll be going to turkey in 2 years, enjoy the shawarma
ugly ass bitches
and the dolma
WTH does that mean
How many space marines will it take until we get Titus with grey hair or in a dreadnought?
Also fashion if you think that's a big forehead, lemme introduce you to the gsc 
dont think about it
oh cool marines, i love starcraft!
i have a couple
Answer the question bitch
oooh anything for sisters?
Hold on lemme get some
I wanna know wtf this means
the two on the right are cute
I think speaking as a Turk myself the joke is Turkey is a terrible place so its basically a punishment
I just noticed Abelard has melta weapon proficiency. And I'm a commissar. Is this a sign to make him my Jurgen
first of all condolences, second wrong
its about hairline replacement therapy
Oh lol
yeah we got some really good ones here ironically
my brother went to one 💀
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I love that its not just white haired sisters too
and also bald women 
We had a scarred bald one in the pariah nexus film
Your all heretics
for the good thats great
You will all burn in hell because I said so and you disagree with me
I wonder machined up a sister can be.
was there ever official word on trans sisters of battle
Like, an Iron Hands sort of sister of battle.
Not really no
we do know a nauthor wanted to include one
oh well
Fug you🖕
Well trans characters exist in the setting so we'll prob get one at some point
They do?
yah
yep
if the author is well known they can get away with it more
Brooks for example had his eldar pirate book have 2 male eldar as love interests who are the protagonists
So gay dudes
and its treated very normally and no attention is shone on it
so its very seamless lol
Okay
What book is this from
necrons and necromunda gangs have em
Brb
Also i was reading a Navigator book
and a male administratum clerk mentions he has a husband hes looking housing with
its neat lol
Oh wait it’s all eldar shit
I should play Dispatch.
In 40k, homophobia is no more. It was replaced by xenophobia instead
yall turks built different in the hair tech istg

Yeah that’s the gist of it
I think people have much bigger things to worry about in 40k
Actually, odd question, but could admech sister of battle exist?
humans are distrustful by nature of things they dislike/dont understand, its built into us, it would never go away
every kind of phobia is still there, but only xenophobia is integral to the creed
Nope, seperate entities
^ this yeah
Survival instincts yeah
Like, the omnissiah is the god emperor.
yeah that
like
the character outright says his brother who has a husband is tolerated here
but if it was another world they'd get lynched
being into the same gender is a context that would remain alienating for some cultures because m/f is kinda built into us almost instinctually
the best writing in 40k tends to be street level stuff
Yeah there are medieval worlds And shit
Nah like any random world
but its kinda the same as today, some wouldnt care some would call you a freak, theres no universal doctrine
they have that, dolma and shawarma
aint shawarma arab
I suggest lahmacun as well 
AA-
doner kebab
kebabs good
kebab is my favorite british food
Kebab is literally just meat
Anyway you all disagreed with me on incredibly niche and not at all important topics and I can’t tolerate anyone with different ideas than me (this is a joke)
Fuck you all, burn in hell,have a nice day
I gtg
you can put it in anything
love doner, but in this part of norway it's got no spice
WHAT
NO COME BACK
DONT GO
wh omegalul
she said come back so just go
lil bro aint got enemies 🥀
ah well
he from the suburbs
i guess ill go and actually do stuff
how'd you get a gif of me going to bed after i've been out hiking in summer
iphone
yea
just look at the big zam
I question why monsterfuckers are into...monsterfucking
googling atomic... heart... twins...
oh, hello
GODDAMN
Too lazy to crop
what are you talking about it just has the shape
fuck the omnisiah
wish someone would disassemble me like that
There are plenty of serial killers in third world countries (spelling FML)
anatomically accurate robot creation of a human female
no wonder people like it
wha
fuck why'd we have to talk about mgr earlier, i've had collective consciousness stuck in my head for like an hour now
it unfortunately has the soul of a 4 year old in it
soooo
+1 FOR THE BIG ZAM IT COMES WITH A HOLE
Based
zeons most useless couple
Bro is behind us both

ah I remember being @ on a convo that happened hours ago
some perverts just sit there and read the whole backlog
and Im like WHY TF YOU TOOK THE TIME TO DO THIS
I’m not a pervert I’m mentally deranged
his latest albums fucking suck though
im disappointed in the president of gambling
he dropped??
im talking about for all the dogs and honestly nevermind
Corswain
btw this is how i find out he has a new project
Yes
honestly nevermind isnt ass i take it back
Give them a paragraph about how good space marines are
his last album fucking sucks
space marines are great because they're a huge drain on imperial resources for some heavy infantry that only performs marginally better than the imperial guard in optimal circumstances
Space marines, specifically the Dark Angels are the best in the entire warhammer setting because we have enslaved or murdered every other friendly xeno and human alike. Why join a stupid pointy eared society when you can be the one who GW actually care about.
Idk seems like you got shit on
I don’t care if you only stole a loaf of bread to feed your family, you are all being servitor’d
Yeah exactly
Fuck your feelings. You drink water in a weird way DIE
Rev up the Gloriana we have eldar kids to blow up
How many arms (weapons) does the god Emperor have?
4 obviously
i think three
Nah its four, the angel told me
oh ok
why is the baby in the matrix
why aren't you?
he's like that one sprinter
The angel in question:
Why let them run when you can punt them and let them fly
how tech bros think ai is going to develop
Guys how would someone grow hair back in their receding hairline? Asking for a friend.
a trip to turkey
you must find the legendary turkish barber man i'm sorry
Use every excuse possible to wear a cap
I’m tired of you reporters with your loaded questions
A simple yet genius answer
I’ll let Fervant know that’s how to hide his baldness.
You’re older than me you decrepit hippie fuck
Who you been talkin to that knows my age homie
This is villainous slander
I think you are older than me
I’m 20
Well shit
a child
2017 you baboon
1st edition came out in 1987
Yeah 40K 1st edition
I started with Horus heresy 1st edition
1996
29 actually but yeah
How old are you
unsurprised
I’m gonna ask why you aren’t surprised then you gonna say something I’ve heard 300 times before
So why aren’t you surprised ?
because your opinions are extreme without solid backing
Solid backing. You never asked so I assumed you never cared
Libel (Liable mean to be responsible)
That was the joke
I spelled it wrong and was factually Incorrect
there is no need to have an argument, you will know what i meant in like 7-10 years
Ok I believe that they're 20
Also I haven’t heard that one before. So nice one
If you ask me what one of my beliefs I will give you my reason for believing it
The internet and for that matter discord is typically filled with people who don’t care to entertain discussion for discussions sake
Which I think is lame
the opposite in my experience
¯_(ツ)_/¯
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oof ouch my back
ouuuuughhh it hurts
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What age are you 40
34 lmao
no im not, but everyone my age is constantly whinging about their age lol
Sound like they complain too much
nah age hits everyone different, i'm lucky
lucked into a very low stress life with a lot of access to hiking for leisure, and alcohol doesn't agree with me so i never drink, i'm aging like a daoist master
My dad’s 60. Ruined his back and knees in the army. Got shot to pieces. Worked blue collar and broke almost every bone i can name off the top of my head.
He still keeps going, and at this point I am convinced he is far too angry to die
I don’t know what keeps him going
folks in high stress situations (most people) don't do as well
My dad is the only person I know who ages well
on the flipside i've looked 30 since i was 20
I work in the industry, longs hours quite physical...
You end up being somewhat pain ridden 💀
anyway like
read some marx, you'll have a huge leg up on literally everyone you talk to your age for the next decade
you don't have to like or agree with him, just knowing what the dude was actually talking about makes you sound like a fucking genius
idk about a loon, history just didn't really bear out the communist revolution
Some of the stuff he said makes sense. Dialectic materialism being one of them
You’ll have to bear with me when it comes to typing because my autocorrect is fucking my ass
fair
absolutely gross generalisation
yeah?
if you read all of marx's literature you won't suddenly gain knowledge necessary to get a leg up on everyone
Average philosopher
But I don’t agree with his massive obsession with proliteriat vs bourgeoisie conflict
nah i mean people love to make statements about what marxism is without bothering to read marx
if you read every single book on economy that has ever been written you're not getting that
oh yeah true
that shit's pretty real though
they only look at the way "communism" has been applied in practice
It was the most common conflict for average European/workers
at the time
bro that shit is relavant now more than ever
imagine the gdp of your country going up while the wages dont even match inflation
I don’t care. The dudes definition of bougwaie (I can’t be bothered spelling it) was fa far too broad
This asshole believed local business with employees should be lumped in with big companies
tankies love to make insane statements like "coffee shop baristas aren't real workers"
it was broad because at the time most rich people were the ones that owned the means of production
or atleast
that's how marx meant it
local businesses do kinda suck
Do you know what the Bourgeoisie is ?
No they don’t
its not a "rich people bad" its a "rich guy is not paying properly"
Trueee
where are you anyway
Scotland
Bourgeois are the land or business owner, who employ or own large parts of the area
Greater Glasgow area
go play deus ex
Played it
oh, i've been to glasgow once, it was fine
not you
What bit ?
local business are needed
seeing all the golf courses on the train ride in kinda sucked
don't remember, before you were born
I know people who are 20 and I was 20 once 
You will agree in 10 year's time
The shit areas of Glasgow are still shit
Not as shit
Remember that famine in Ireland, it was enforced by the Bourgeois who held the deeds of the land and most of the enterprises and could force the locals to ply to their demands
But still shit
Which one?
That doesn’t narrow it down
i just mean it was over 20 years ago lol
There was a lot of them
Mao had a point with killing landlords ngl
being against local independent business is a globalist take
i remember flagstones, going to a shit internet cafe, and eating fucking DIRE cup noodles
and golf courses on the train ride in
Pretty much sums up Glasgow tourism
The Great Famine
Go somewhere cool like Edinburgh or the country side with all the castles and shit
only go to the uk to see my girlfriend in england these of days, she's in northern england
That happened because of potato rot
yeah hey how come the irish were only allowed to grow and eat potatoes?
Yeah sure absentee land lord Ian
They weren’t
They were grown in Ireland because it’s a damp shithole. And the potato’s my grandad was raised on were 70% water
The Irish were being oppressed by the British crown
Depends
Dude there are some places in Ireland who say they were always oppressed
When they weren’t
Same way some Scot’s have a massive victim complex about English oppression
england has historically been shitheels to the entire world why would they be nicer to ireland and scotland
Because if they try and attack Scotland the French act up
If they attack France the Scottish act up
Even if there was a major factor of the potato rot in Ireland, the British crown did nothing to help, much to the contrary
That’s the way things were back then
other than the globe spanning empire, you mean
other than that
They were quite fine with eliminating a big part of the Irish population.
Yeah they didn’t help at all . And in a few cases local rebellions were taken out on the entire country by burning existing food stores
They never took Scotland
which is why scotland is independent today
They never took France
yeah that was an ironic statement
Fair enough lol
France at least never was fully conquered by the British, and the contrary did happen in theory with Guillaume le Conquérant
to speedrun what they had and didnt have
The subjugation of Scotland happened because some cunt called William of orange signed a document with the English kings knowledge
dude got fucked once the king found out
But it couldn’t be undone
It’s all in the past now
No military victory
No they typically are
it's true though, scotland wasn't fucked anywhere near as hard as ireland
Vietnam is a proof of it
Yeah
Vietnam was won with guns and bullets tf
The US had stupid strategic planning
So they got fucked
Nah, they won cause the US lost the public opinion inside of its own country
That’s what happens
The US could have continued, it could produce the troops and the weapons.
If they had actually wanted to win the fucking war instead of dicking about and wasting soldiers lives they would have won
if the US wanted it coulda fully steamrolled vietnam, victory by industrial and military output rather than prowess you could say, but it didn't go down that way
Not at a price that the public opinion would have accepted
The issue was there refusal to garrison
If they had kept garrisons after winning ground they could’ve won
But they killed people. Then flew away
Then came back and killed people again
Waste of time
soldiers were also killing their officers and everyone back home hated them
not like it did in vietnam
Anyway back to the topic
mind, the vietminh also purged the anarchists when they took power so it's not like i LIKE them
What did you need this for
oh i was just wondering, since you mentioned local businesses were fine where you are
anyway local businesses are still doing wage theft and exploiting people's labour, that shit sucks
unless they're a coop
What do you mean by local business
Mom and pop shops or whatever you Americans call it
i'm norwegian lol
but yeah, local scale businesses
The sentiment of “support local businesses” is silly
All of my local business’s are cool
I know all of the owners by name . And they know mine
They pay more than actual companies do
They let you off work without any problems if you need it
I mean it is better than choosing to go to Amazon
yeah sometimes people like their landlords too, doesn't mean they're not running a fundamentally exploitative system
not getting the full whatsit of your labour
Oh of course
That depends on the labour
it depends on how it's run
Nah Some labour ain’t worth shit
if it has value it has value, idk what to tell you
My sister’s an accountant and constantly under stress of getting cut from her company
Its 100% preferable for people to go out and interact with each other instead of ordering amazon packages at their house, doesnt make a local business entitled to my money however
entilted is crazy
Shouldn’t have picked a field that Technology will do soon
Im not an ancap dw
If anyone is willing to pay for some labour, then it ain't shit
They aren’t entitled to it. I’m saying it should be supported over companies if the difference is a something like the inconvenience of getting off your ass
yeah that much is true, but being better than the worst option doesn't automaticlly make something good
Sure, but when all the local business are forced closed, and the global business are just able to either enshitiffy their product, or hike up their prices...
No it makes it better lmao
support small businesses isnt an implication that they dont want competition or they feel like they deserve your money it just means to be mindful of supporting massive corporations that outscale and outprice small businesses
What he said
Gonna servitorize my coworkers because then they might actually show up for there shifts
Ah but that is the fault of the system, and other large businesses, you cant change this broken market by asking the consumer to change their spending habits
you're just saying things now
but also wage theft is the most common type of theft in the entire fucking world, that aint just on the big corporations
large businesses abuse the fuck out of the system
because the system is designed to be abusable by large businesses
Yeah you can. Don’t support companies who practice things you disagree with
And they're able to out-last legal battles
also voting with your dollar is incredibly effective
unfortunately they like to make that impossible
like comedically effective
So make sure there is competition. Have a free market
free markets stifle competition
Having alternatives stifles competition ?
See the current Canadian boycott of the American industry
By all accounts the free market isnt that free rn, locals are no competition to already established and powerful chains
once someone gets rich enough, they can kill off all attempts at competition by simply operating at a loss until the competition is strangled
or by simply buying competition and incorporating it
America with their big box stores is an example of this
and that's not even accounting for systems where competition isn't even viable, like rail
Yeah. Make laws against monopolies
Thatd be preferred yes
money problem again, you get rich enough you start bribing until the laws go away
We should make the market a little less free to make local businesses thrive
Yeah. When you’re in office you live off the money we pay you to be a public servant. Anything else gets held in trust until your term is over
that's simplifying obviously, in reality it's a much more involved process of media control to shift the line
Rail should be made nationalised anyway, it's meant to be a service, not a profit
Scotland bitch 😎
ScotRail is great
Oh 100%
several monopolies exist anyways despite the criminality. Issue is these corporations are immune to the law
so what you do here is you buy all the news agencies and make them say that this way of doing things is stupid, get people to vote the way you want with propaganda, problem goes away
you can see this with for example rupert murdoch
this shit is bleak dog
But you can also notice that those sort of problems are much more present in certain countries and not other 💀
yeah some countries have stronger socialist policies to keep that type of shit in check, but capital erodes that shit over time
And there aren't really any good alternatives.
Democracy is annoying in the sense that you need to maintain it everyday, but I still will prefer being in one than anything else
Far right movements are very much on the rise sadly
yep
They're being boosted by Russian and American assets
And the global recession that is looming (or already there depending on which factors you're looking at)
WHYS HE SO FIIINEE
Can't wait for those governments to crumble into nothing tbh, even if itll take longer than my lifetime
chinese century lets gooo...
Chinese century is gonna be rough
no worse than under american economic domination
how many times did you say that
I wouldn't be so certain of that
I feel they'll start putting in very aggressive surveillance in other countries not like theyre not doing that right now
yeah unlike america
Chinese emmigrants having to be careful cause of alleged disappearances 💀
Yeah that shit is scary, especially when saying ANYTHING about Xi in another country
America will probably (already there, kinda?) go down that route, but least they dont just disappear people in other countries as far as I know
Or straight up threaten them with something happening to family back home
go ahead and checkbox all of that for america lmfao
They dont though, least not yet and not in other foreign countries
You really don't think america has disappeared people in other countries
On a politician level? Oh yeah absolutely
On an everything level
They will ship you to el salvador for being brown bro
Of course Im of a biased POV
So how bout that chaos lords
Yes, which is very prevalent right now with Trump's government. Before him, while it probably happened, would've made a big scandal
thats truew
Obama deported a record amount of illegals nobody seems to know that though
its more the kicking in doors and having concentration camps that bothers people i think
And sending them to wrong countries
and tear gassing babies
But yes, China I think will be worse
China will be worse
And nobody will know because there's no media they don't control even in the us our media bends to China's whims
Also China is built on a foundation of sand. The have serious issues in there real estate and how there buildings are so fragile you can break the walls and floor with your bare hands
I think those are the ghost cities that are built to raise the value of the land or some shit, then gets abandoned
Those buildings are made of dogshit material
That happens sometimes but also people do live in buildings like that
I mean, depending on where you live that may have already been the case before 💀
Yeah true
Every western nation has
And the east too
Probably more so
Cacti
You want to see all the units available for the DLC
In total war
Sure
Cacti
I'll complain though
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But burnout revenge for the Xbox
Yes
LESSSSS GO
Why the f is the Dreadmaw not for the OK
What
The Dread Maw,
Yeah the giant worm creature why
They a tyranid form ?
But it sure as hell didn't say Norscan
And even in the case of them being tied to the Great Maw, it isn't a Tyranid
Yeah IK
They're natural
Total war ?
Just bound by mage (like most of the Monstrum Arcanum
Ah okay
Heard from a fellow that it said that they just kind of put anything in chaos based on vibes so
It's also the reason sayl Is Norscan he wants to scam the gods but he wants to be close enough of a contact to them that he doesn't get forgotten
Apparently
How does that make him Norscan 
Vibes 
Who is the nurgle???
“Rizz, is its own reward” - Lion El’Jonson, Thramas Crusade.
That's rough buddy
It’s a mini bios speaker.
It’s not important
I can just buy a replacement
It’s only used for diagnostic purposes
Everything else is fine
The cable to the left gives it RGB ability or something
Who'd you buy it from
CyberPower PC’s
Three year warranty plus return and replacement after in the first 48 hours. Free return and repair in the first week
Came packaged like Fort Knox
Steel alloy staples. Water proof cover, puncture proof cover. Dust cover. Inside was packaged with expansive foam contained in bubble wrap to protect internals
£1119 for the PC itself
That's where I got mine from
It died last year and I built my own
My ram died so hard it corrupted my ssd
Usually a bad sector gets used by the OS and ends up doing a bad write to the MBR or some critical index file
^
i think we only got 1 example from last week where the 30k Skit officers had staffs?
Let me check again
my friend and i are trying to find like the design difference of a tech priest and a skitarii
Im pretty sure ive seen them with poleaxes just not the omnissian axe
finding issues wording it well
9320512982
cause im just saying "skitarii have goggles"
Not goggles persay its more uhhh
medieval helmets
and some weird aquatic vibes
They are led in the field by a Battle-Pilgrym Marshal, a veteran selected from the most proficient of a conclave’s ‘ordinator’ squad leaders. These experienced commanders are vested with the authority of the Fabricator General in the field, and frequently carry relic weapons like the symbolic auctorit sceptre to cement their authority over all of the Skitarii in a given theatre.
again tho 30k
There's not a great standard look to techpriests, but skitari are generally obviously built for war
Yeah that
Skits got the look of fighters/soldiers
techpriests are more- well priest-like lol
they tend to look more bipedal or human i think
Yeah they're also more uh, standard than tech priests
Who are often rather adventurous with their form
A whole unit of skitarii will generally look pretty similar, tech priests kinda have whatever one-off design suits them and their needs
Spend a lot of time climbing up and down cogitator stacks? Spider legs
Hang out in a lot of swamps? Tank treads
Theres probably fully aquatic techpriests we never see for obvious reasons
My bf you can probably use both kits in 40k without anyone being against it lol
Idk what you would use the not really a plague drone plague drone
Yeah paint these grey steel with red robes and they'd be non-distinguishable
Probably use these guys as alphas and the normal one for rangers
Skitarii Marshall also have rods of office
thats more like a backscratcher tbh
Omnissiah axes are tech priest only. It represents you’re a full part of the cult mechanicus’s clergy
ty my beloved wolf
If you want the big differences
Skitarii tend to be in carapace armor(the corpus skitarii) and be more humanoid
Martian standard skitarii(the 40k minis) also always have this segmented armor thing going on for their armor and also the new heresy battle pilgrims have that same style of armor as well
You don’t always see on tech priests
Ultimately skitarii are meant to resemble/blend in among the clergy
As they’re members of the cult mechanicus’s religion.
More so as “holy” crusaders and fanatical warriors
also the "headwear" I guess
but tech priest facemasks/helmets vary wildly
so not really
Why are we talking about skibidi
Why do people keep attacking me over asking a simple question 😕
Might need to leave this server with a bad review
Just don't be the person who's friend got banned by dilara and made a whole ass YouTube video about it
because you can literally see the context of the conversation by reading
💀
for like 5 seconds
asking her to read is like asking an ork not to chop your head off
It is a fruitless endeavor
Might need to eventually.
Except it'll be a diss track

tiktok user ahh
remove her brain for study NOW!!!!!!
i did and it looked like the brain of a koala
Tragic
Koalas are so stupid if you take the leafs of the trees they won't recognize it as food
that's not a compliment i'm insulting your brain being smoother than a marble countertop
well that's what happens when every member of your species has syphilis
Fair
Oh that reminds me. Beavers actually chew off the bark of trees to get the nutrients out of them. I forgot what it was exactly but I found it pretty cute to see em nibble on it :3
If you evolve to literally process poison I think you would be dumbed down too
They chew their way through trees like it's an apple...
What no it literally turns me into a philosopher

Yeah why do you think dwarfs are short
Wow
Beavers also have very acute hearing for knowing what direction a trees about to fall in
They're natures construction workers
But
Nature seems to have no osha

Truly free
Holyshit evangelion
Happy couple
Hm
All this speak of
Dispatch
Hm
Someone in the steam familys ought to buy it eventually
Eventually...
Dispatch is just a visual novel yeah?
it's a telltale games so pretty much yeah
think Minecraft story mode Walking Dead stuff like that
QuickTime events galore and choices matter type beat
Wait it's telltale
I should kill you for makin me think about minecraft story mode
Adhoc is made up by telltale veterans
Oh
missus disrespect shall not be accepted
You two faced as fuck vro
Gemini ass bitch
hey nerds wassup
I haven't lost my mind yet today so that good.
My drugs actually help me not lose my mind! kinda. Adderall.
I thought it had some type of gameplay still?
yeah the dispatch mini game
OK where you send your heroes and stuff
Ok good
That's still theoretically just a QuickTime event but you choose the right person to do it
If you were gonna tell me it was entirely like fucking man of Medan or those kinda of games I’d question why people like it so much
I hate “games that are just a movie”
With mild choice
You have a hacking thing and the dispatch portion yeah
Story is good
Promise me it’s not “sit and watch shit happen for hours”
Ok I trust you dilara
You watch shit for a chunk then do stuff, then watch stuff lol
It’s the core cycle of the game
In essence lol
I wish the dispatch mode had an endless mode because it’s very good imo
Elitewolf ignoring blonde blazer romance because he has to optimize golem
Look my job is to help the villains get better not commit HR violations(I did that later anyways)
I chose neither on my main save file LOL
No one if my friends deadass got the game cause “there’s some lowkey baddies in it”
"Lowkey" is the understatement of the year
LMAO
Why do you have Susie Deltarunes personality
Yeah the tone is very Invincible/Venture Bros you'll love it
I’m sure I will
they look ******* identical robert
idk who that is
stupid ahh game
Just got a lot of games to play rn
Basically an emotionally abused high school bully
Also lesbian
Ig
Don’t know how else to describe without spoiling shit and I’d like to avoid that
BRO.
I don't think she's implied to be lesbina but eh who knows
Honestly the hero designs while basic is actually kind of fun in of itself because it gets the point across you know
i love mecha man's suit
there IS a deer girll whos gay for her
NO WAIRT
IM THINKING OF THE WRONG CHARACTER
FUCK
Who cares, the community is basically of one mind about it, she has a romantic interest in Noelle
I don't have a crowbar I swear
he's actually quite fun even if he is a arsonists that burnt down multiple buildings
Who cares he’s not even the worst person on Z-team
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||Which did you go for by the way wolf Phenomeman or Waterboy||
Average superhero
They just never caught them lol
||waterboy, bcs phenomeman needs therapy lol||
Reformer super villain
|| he also falls off as the game progresses because he doesn't level up and he's already pretty strong||
Look Coupe and Malevola have both killed like a ton of people 
ok coupe i let go because she is an actual murderer that has accepted like an unknown amount of hits
Malevola comments on how she was active in LA during the 80’s
Aka when there were a ton of serial killers running around and the police were even more awful then usual
So I think she prolly can get lumped in that bunch
As a person who comms superhero designs its because the most notable/best hero or villain designs are the ones who use very little amount of color schemes and lean towards a minimalist approach. Its what makes the design itself very memorable.
Here's some from ones i got.
The best kind of Supe design is one thats very basic = cool.
well in my case all these guys are supervillains because I love them more but yeah lol
lol
they made golem interesting and he's a literal pile of dirt and clay
Like you stare at this guy and yes he is a mud golem but like he has interesting bits on him you know
Hes basically a more emotionally dull clayface so it works
rocks wires
YEP
Malevola is much more uncooperative then Punch Up
Which makes sense
oh also coupe leaving is cooler
Sonar is also THE ONE THAT HAS ALL THE BRAINCELLS
Well
He’s a crypto bro
Brain cells might be overselling it
He’s a business grad(from Harvard)

All his crimes are white collar
as Chase said it best
Hes a Harvard graduate who cannot shut the fuck up that hes a Harvard graduate
Nicki Mirage my beloved
This is every person I know who’s graduated from or goes to Harvard
On god
what makes him worse is he can turn into a giant bat that can eat you face first

