40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

Yeah its really not that hard to guess if you know the schtick of harlequins.

they are really fun as a supporting faction

[sly zenith]

That’s a shitty conclusion

[arctic talon]

[arctic talon]

No one ever said they were thinking with their head

lol

[storm jungle]

If the Imperium can do it so can everyone else

[arctic talon]

They just wana have fun

[storm jungle]

PARTY TIME AWOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/nosferatu-ellen-hutter-wolf-meme-jjongvillee-gif-8708095632783399513

[sly zenith]

At least not their big head lmao

[sacred ginkgo]

Show up
Completely destroy the bbeg
Spout cryptic poetry
Don't elaborate
Leave

[arctic talon]

Harlequins are funny

Fuckin clowns

Love them

[storm jungle]

PEAK CINEMA

[sacred ginkgo]

Making custodes fans

Worthwhile goal

[arctic talon]

That’s just drukhari doing shit no?

Haemonculi rather

[lament shoal]

I do remember in one of the ending slides if you get him to like you, he shows up at your palace randomly and gives you a box containing something that "only the rogue trader knows about" and that always confused me lmao

[arctic talon]

It’s a warning about your future

Iirc

Nocturne is weird

He seems to actually like the Rogue Trader(for iconoclast)

[sly zenith]

The sock

[opaque coyote]

I think the Deldar are fucking hilarious because their society is basically

"The Addams family but even worse."

If your girlfriend hasn't poisoned your drink at least twice. Maybe she's unhappy and your relationship isn't doing so good...

[storm jungle]

Just a plot device for future events, 40k does that a lot

[arctic talon]

And not dislike them for dogmatic/middling

[storm jungle]

also you two probably made out later

so worthwhile

[sly zenith]

Yeah that sock

[lament shoal]

Gotcha

[arctic talon]

Do not the nocturne of oblivion

[sly zenith]

You know the one I’m talking about

[sacred ginkgo]

Why is decrypting his poetry an iconoclast check

[sly zenith]

You dirty freak 🫵

[arctic talon]

Xenos knowledge

Is why

[sacred ginkgo]

Does being a decent human being just make you good at rhyming or something

[arctic talon]

Iconoclast is more open minded

[storm jungle]

its SO fucking funny dude

[arctic talon]

They consider what the clown is saying

[storm jungle]

he speaks in rhymes and riddles and your character is like

[arctic talon]

Without just thinking

[storm jungle]

"So you want me to go UP the stairs?"

and nocturne claps

[arctic talon]

“Fucking stupid ass xenos”

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Or “free sacrifice for later”

lol

[opaque coyote]

"Holy shit you actually figured it out!"

[arctic talon]

Iconoclast of sufficient rank is actually absorbing what the weird creepy clown with a gun is saying

[storm jungle]

unironically i dont blame him knowing the average intelligence of your imperial

[arctic talon]

Rather then thinking they’re an insane clown

And I mean granted

[sacred ginkgo]

"Wow this chimp is kinda crazy they understand basic literature"

[arctic talon]

Nocturne is insane

Like all harlequins

[lament shoal]

I got him to like me on my dogmatic run. Playing a dogmatic character who also has common sense (a rare trait that does exist in some 40k characters) was fun

[arctic talon]

But he’s not insane in that way

lol

[opaque coyote]

To be fair, if somebody starts speaking poetically while you're just trying to do your job.

You would definitely get annoyed also

[urban spire]

tryna talk to a perfect stranger in niche literary references is kinda

[opaque coyote]

Win/win for him

Either you're pissed off and confused (funny)

Or you actually understand it

[urban spire]

||british empire coded||

[opaque coyote]

(Yippee!)

[arctic talon]

They’re a clown

They do stuff like that

[sacred ginkgo]

Reminding me of the achievement for ragebaiting marazhai

[arctic talon]

They literally show up on imperial worlds to do performances sometimes and no one does shit because interrupting is a bad idea

To the point where the inqusition kind of just shrugs their fucking shoulders often

Because why bother with the clowns

[opaque coyote]

Performances can range from regular to

"I am literally murdering random people in the street"

If I remember correctly

[arctic talon]

They’re chaos cultists anyways

So

💀

Or chaos cultists to be

[arctic talon]

The harlequins don’t discriminate that way

Clown god days die

They die

[urban spire]

i reckon the lord inquisitors will have your head mounted on the wall if you piss off the harlequins bad enough

[arctic talon]

Honk honk

[arctic talon]

Tbf the harlequins will do it first

lol

[daring creek]

honk honk?

[daring creek]

clowns?

where

[opaque coyote]

Either way, it's probably more entertaining than anything the Imperium has on hand normally.

So if you got time to kill, you might as well watch

[storm jungle]

🪞

[arctic talon]

You’ll be lucky if you have a head left

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

Why u so mean

[urban spire]

fair lol

[daring creek]

u bully

[storm jungle]

Im evil

[arctic talon]

Most harlequin weapons do not kill cleanly lol

[opaque coyote]

I mean

That goes for the Imperium in general

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kat-kitty-kitten-evil-gif-10545349572153573100

[daring creek]

Have you ever considered being a kind and loving person

[urban spire]

kind and loving persons dont become discord mods

[daring creek]

and not doing personal attacks like this!!!

[arctic talon]

Nah like half the harlequin melees literally liquify/cut people into a bunch of tiny bits

[opaque coyote]

O h

[arctic talon]

The other half are just really fucked up knives

[opaque coyote]

Horrific

And awesome

But mostly horrific

[daring creek]

Right because Aquila incinerates homeless people

[urban spire]

harlequins love spraying monofillament wire everywhere

[arctic talon]

Yeah

They go “IM WIRING”

[sly zenith]

Okay this is great

[arctic talon]

And then everyone gets covered in barbed wire

And dies

[daring creek]

reel

[sly zenith]

Lame

[sacred ginkgo]

He's literally a 17th century merchant prince

[sly zenith]

No, my mom died when I was 11. Time to ruin the fucking galaxy and go bald

[prime seal]

angron

[daring creek]

Fashion

[arctic talon]

The Harlequin's Embrace is a close combat weapon of the Harlequins.

It boasts the same technology as the death spinners of the Warp Spiders. The second before the wearer charges into close combat, they are triggered and project the cloud of monofilament wire that wrap around the victim, ripping it to bloody mess in an instant.

The Harlequin's Kiss (Eldar: brathu-angau, translated "kiss of doom"[1] or "kiss of evil"[3]) also known as Sting, is a tubular wrist-mounted Monofilament Injector.[1]

As the name suggests it is widely associated with the Eldar Harlequins.[1] The Kiss is only effective in close combat. It contains a tightly-coiled retractable monofilament wire which is around 100 metres in length.[3] When activated (often with a forward punching motion) the wire is violently released. Capable of piercing armour, if the wire penetrates its victim it instantly uncoils and lashes around violently, liquefying bones and internal organs, and causing immediate death. The wire then retracts back into the Kiss.[3]

[daring creek]

tell Dilara to be nice to me

[opaque coyote]

"It is always okay to have a makeout session with the homies and/or homettes."

• Emperor of Mankind

[wet sandal]

My dad didn't love me. Billions must die.

[sly zenith]

Random fucking demon No:#12373625-A

[prime seal]

the creature? i cant say anything to the creature

[daring creek]

Unironically though

[prime seal]

sorry missus

[daring creek]

If I had a bad life I should be allowed to drop nukes all over the world

[sly zenith]

Why does everything with eldar revolve around goofy ass monofilament wire

[daring creek]

World fucked up not me

[prime seal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1428772843679912047/togif-2.gif

[arctic talon]

Because it’s iconic™ to them. Also only the clowns who spam it

The CWE and Drukhari use it less

[opaque coyote]

The Embrace sounds like it would at least kill you quickly enough to not feel the pain.

The Kiss is brutal though

[sly zenith]

Nah

“I’m fucked up and the worlds about to be”

[lament shoal]

Harlequins 🤝 The Bloodspun Web when it comes to murdering people who are about to think about doing something really bad

[sly zenith]

All of their fucking guns use that shit

[daring creek]

Hey now just because I was born on the same month and day hitler killed himself doesn't mean I am hitler....probably.

[prime seal]

wish the titansword was the titanhammer

they should retcon it

[arctic talon]

It’s only 1 gun for cwe

lol

Er

2 I guess

Counting tanks

It’s the warp spider gun and the tank one

[sly zenith]

More importantly it doesn’t mean you should ever kill yourself

[opaque coyote]

The Drukhari have most of their weapons focus on causing suffering

The CWE actually want to use weapons as

Weapons

[urban spire]

unless you mean the fact that all their edged weapons are monomolecular

[arctic talon]

Every sharp weapon in 40k is monomolecular edged

[sly zenith]

I didn’t even see the D-eldar bit

[arctic talon]

💀

[daring creek]

trve

[prime seal]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-haircut-meme-smack-gif-17673522996508069582

take this

[arctic talon]

Deldar only have 1 weapon

That uses wire

And it’s a melee

[daring creek]

a sticky hand?

[urban spire]

yeah but most of them aren't ranged weapons for non-eldar factions

[arctic talon]

Cwe have 2 but one is a tank gun and the other is a gun gun

[opaque coyote]

"You can't summarize the Horus Heresy in just two sentences!"

[celest dome]

God I hate that gif

[arctic talon]

Also cwe landmines I guess

[daring creek]

What do you have against bald men

[arctic talon]

They use monofilament wire for anti ork landmines

[sly zenith]

“The road to hell is paved in male pattern baldness”

Boom one sentence get shit on

[storm jungle]

Appropriate use it from an appropriate user tbh

[opaque coyote]

They're evil

[storm jungle]

also that

[celest dome]

That's a kid no ?

[storm jungle]

just look at warhammer

[queen laurel]

except choppas and chain choppas

orks are just so physically strong they can lodge that thing straight through armor

[prime seal]

wrestling landmines

[urban spire]

anyway they should go more esoteric

with edged weapons i mean

[storm jungle]

best i can do is swords

[arctic talon]

Actually there’s more

[storm jungle]

NEXT

[urban spire]

where are the fractal edges?

[arctic talon]

I think

I forgor the CWE weapon arsenal mostly

[daring creek]

round house kicks dilara

[prime seal]

what do you wanna see

[arctic talon]

Aside from aspect warriors and tanks

lol

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-neo-smith-fight-gif-19460189

sending your ass to the lexicanum

[celest dome]

I think I remember the Mandrake having something that isn't monomolecular

[lament shoal]

What if the black library was just a dusty ass daot desktop computer with the lexicanum site on it

[storm jungle]

uhhh thats what it is IRL

[urban spire]

@storm jungle explain yourself

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

You’re correct yeah

[storm jungle]

LMAO

look

im like the 5th fascist on that scale

[urban spire]

lmfao

[storm jungle]

which isnt great

but im trying to improve

[celest dome]

Not even top 3.
Shame

[sly zenith]

Fascist< Racist

[lament shoal]

Wait what did fashion do I missed it

[prime seal]

nah calling me a fascist is insane i have killing them in my name youre telling on yourself you stoopid

[celest dome]

They usually go hand in hand

[urban spire]

they're the same picture my man

[lament shoal]

Oh lmfao

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/phenomaman-dispatch-dispatch-game-ravannacries-gif-6337929989348324760

aw man

[sly zenith]

Racist< Misogynist

[prime seal]

oxysavedmylife

wtf lmfao

[urban spire]

cut a misogynist and a racist bleeds

[storm jungle]

LOL

to be fair they do build what i call the 40k Chudrinity

Racism
Sexism
Homophobia

im glad this fandom has plenty of it (not)

[celest dome]

And by our power combined we are Captain Fascist 🫡

[queen laurel]

when our powers combined we become captain imperium

[sly zenith]

Thoughts on Catholicism?

[storm jungle]

Idfk

i dont care about religion

[urban spire]

dumb, next

[sly zenith]

-# I think know where this is going

[storm jungle]

uh oh

[lament shoal]

I'm catholic its pretty neat

[celest dome]

Thing that should die or get taxed, and remain outside of politics

[lament shoal]

We get free donuts

[prime seal]

do you go to church

[lament shoal]

Yea

[sly zenith]

As a catholic I think it completely depends on the catholic or church in question

[urban spire]

you know what's better than free donuts? free donuts WITHOUT crippling guilt about normal human actions

[daring creek]

Do catholics like cats

[sly zenith]

The version I was taught is so far removed from the baseline that it’s insane

[lament shoal]

I have 3 of them

[urban spire]

catholic policy is that cats are not ensouled
1: rude
2: true

[daring creek]

true catholic

[lament shoal]

Not true

We believe animals go to heaven

[arctic talon]

Pope™

[lament shoal]

God loves all his creations so why should they be exempt?

[storm jungle]

Which ones go to hell, excluding me

https://tenor.com/view/pig-piggy-yoink-grab-mine-gif-9061225795220341106

AAA-

[sacred ginkgo]

Because she's a little shit who knocks glassware off of things

[storm jungle]

LOL

[prime seal]

i have a brave statement to make,
religion bad.
🔼
🔽

[sacred ginkgo]

And screams

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-knock-down-brat-gif-25298370

[queen laurel]

this thing is a mascot of the church now i think they can love cats fine

[lament shoal]

Also Catholics aren't really like that. that's really just radical Christians, most of which you'll find in the redneck parts of the country lol

[storm jungle]

Any ideological institution of any kind can have awful or good things in it, religion is just on the top of the list for most because its influence is massive.

also Last Church moment

[prime seal]

respect her

[daring creek]

I thought you posted warioware shit

I'm disappointed

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[urban spire]

yeah i know i'm makin extreme statements for the bit

[prime seal]

dihlara message that is longer than 4 words, not reading that

[queen laurel]

wario is unfortunately not a religious icon because if he was it would be at the Church of capitalism

[prime seal]

he quite literally is?

[storm jungle]

thats basically me with everything you say so dont worry lol

[sly zenith]

I think as a general statement any reasonable person can agree with. Anything that has “fundamentalist” or “radical” in it is bad

[prime seal]

another one

[urban spire]

i have no beef with religion by itself, except that any religion with a top down hierarchy is doing evil

[storm jungle]

same

[urban spire]

pope has to go i'm sorry

[storm jungle]

love ya buddy

[daring creek]

sorry to interrupt with a random thing bug I just saw some shit that feels very black mirror in its nature

[storm jungle]

Basically that yeah

[prime seal]

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-yuck-ewww-gif-12252040

[daring creek]

fucking Friend AI thing

[lament shoal]

She's just a silly baby

[sly zenith]

Cry about it

[lament shoal]

Its not her fault

[storm jungle]

Bro says hes ignoring me yet cant keep off

what does this mean

anywya

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

muah

[sly zenith]

Yeah anywya

[lament shoal]

Car

[prime seal]

stfu

[urban spire]

car

[prime seal]

holy shit

[storm jungle]

hes posting his cat

[storm jungle]

you stfu

[queen laurel]

Religion has done bad things but I've also seen religion push someone through sheer grit and belief and allow them to achieve their dreams so hey I can't say it's completely bad because it has done some good

[storm jungle]

also thought the first one was a coffee spill LMAO

[storm jungle]

the accursed tail

[prime seal]

im talking to you his cat is amazing learn from him

[storm jungle]

Why are you so angry at me constantly, we literally had 1 single argument months ago, can you like learn to actually move on from stuff

[sly zenith]

Dogs are the superior companion

Fight me

[urban spire]

check this shit out

[storm jungle]

bro

that cat is rugged

[sly zenith]

Scotland circa: yesterday

[queen laurel]

The most dangerous squig

[lament shoal]

My other two creatures

[prime seal]

you do that you react bad to everything i say, i had you muted for that exact reason and now i cant have you muted anymore

[sacred ginkgo]

Nefarious munchkin

[storm jungle]

Yeah because you for some reason cant stop being rude thus making me do the same in return in defense, I legit dont care what you do bro just be chill

[prime seal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697168827712143465/1433724546480869396/image0.gif

[urban spire]

it's extremely important if you want to get into 40k lore that you be gay and have a number of cats

[storm jungle]

ALSO "REACT BAD"?

Bro how is ❌ is a "react bad"

[prime seal]

permission to mute?

[sly zenith]

What the fuck are you two fighting about lmao

[sacred ginkgo]

Nothing going on in there

[storm jungle]

If you wanna get timed out sure

for like a week

[queen laurel]

Oh this guy is like notorious for picking fights over like the smallest of things

[prime seal]

ffs

[storm jungle]

lol

seriously

[queen laurel]

He did the same in theory chat like a few months back

[sly zenith]

Which one

[celest cedar]

them mfs are quick dawg 💀 its only been a month

[prime seal]

this is just nazi germany

[storm jungle]

Its really not

[queen laurel]

Fashion

[storm jungle]

you just act uppity then get upset at me for no reason

seriously just move on lol

[urban spire]

there's a big demon lady, dog, what did you think was gonna happen

[sly zenith]

LITERALLY 1984

5 minutes earlier

…..”NI###!”

[lament shoal]

I bet its just all invisigal

[sly zenith]

Like really lmao

[urban spire]

"am i a criminal just for enjoying a succulent chinese slur?"

[sly zenith]

Blonde blazer is cool but if you jump on a bitch who just broke up her last man your stupid

[sly zenith]

BUAHAHAHAH

[lament shoal]

Yeah that just feels wrong to me

[queen laurel]

OK in the 1st place romantically speaking she is all over the place in signals

[celest cedar]

in Dispatch youre either

• rebound
• the stable one

[lament shoal]

That too

[queen laurel]

the only reason i went with invisigal is because I am a nice person and I'm willing to give them chances on life

[sly zenith]

Speaking as someone who’s been on every end of that shit

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/dispatch-dispatch-game-invisigal-dispatch-invisgal-invisigal-dispatch-gif-13811269439991072661

[sly zenith]

This is me (I’m an engineering student)

[urban spire]

unfortunate

hope you get better

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/invisimech-dispatch-robert-dispatch-robert-robertson-invisigal-gif-11259297379795097328

[sly zenith]

I won’t LMAO

[storm jungle]

POSTING INVISIGAL IS BANNED

[sly zenith]

Dude is literally me sitting there like a jacksss in the back

[celest cedar]

wtf!!

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-haircut-meme-smack-gif-17673522996508069582

[storm jungle]

AAAA-

https://tenor.com/view/flying-ragdoll-police-fail-hurt-gif-16557095

[queen laurel]

i'm just innit the fact that i like watching, Punch-up, Sonar and Golem

i don't care about the romance part

[urban spire]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-lowpoly-model-3d-gif-27300477

me posting pictures of invisible women:

[storm jungle]

bruh 💀

[sly zenith]

Marines malevolent be like :

[urban spire]

check out my drawing of wonder woman's invisible jet:

[storm jungle]

💀

[queen laurel]

Minotaurs

[storm jungle]

Black Templars

[sly zenith]

Check out all my bitches :

[sly zenith]

Nah

BT can be cool

They crazy but cool

Like a violent crack addict

[storm jungle]

Malevolent are cool too, folks just cant accept space marines being evil

[urban spire]

BT are so shallow

[sly zenith]

They are cartoonishly fucking evil though

[urban spire]

all space marines are

fucking fight me

[storm jungle]

I mean yeah and thats based

[sly zenith]

No it’s lazy

Matt ward ass writing

[celest cedar]

I can fix her

(we did)

[urban spire]

matt ward got better

[sly zenith]

Misogynist< Fatalist

[celest cedar]

is this a political meme

[storm jungle]

Matt Ward is a good writer

[lament shoal]

The BTs will literally round up the civilians who called for their help and execute them because they didn't try hard enough to fight back whatever was attacking them lol

[storm jungle]

Nope, let loyalists be evil

[sly zenith]

I’ll never fucking forgive him for his UM dick sucking

[urban spire]

whatever

[storm jungle]

yall do realise that happened due to GW changing the codex last second to just be UM right

[storm jungle]

lol

[sly zenith]

I’m more of an IF fan these days

[storm jungle]

Evil constructors, gotta respect it

[sly zenith]

Executioners fan actually

[storm jungle]

but anyway yeah Ward hate is very cringe, guy still gets harrassed to this day because of it

he has written about as much lore people like but dont wanna admit which is funny

[queen laurel]

he's part of the writing team for darktide, made trazyn and also part of Vermintide

Also that yeah GW threw ward under the bus

[sly zenith]

Fafnir rahn is just having a good time no matter the situation

[sly zenith]

Oh no don’t get me wrong. His writing is much stronger now

[lament shoal]

Guys is Zola a baddie

[sly zenith]

So much stronger

[lament shoal]

Whats the consensus on this

[prime seal]

bringers of judgement has such a good color scheme too

[sly zenith]

Like I’m really happy he improved as much as he did. And he got to work on 40k again

[celest cedar]

what is baddie about zola...

[queen laurel]

You want a girl to twist your arm and interrogate you while in bed or something

[urban spire]

https://bsky.app/profile/pineconelizard.bsky.social/post/3l4iwz67hci2w

Myra!! 🦎🐉🦊 (@pineconelizard.bsky.social)

when you accidentally choose party in an rpg
#animation #koboldposting

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[prime seal]

cartoonish levels of evil

[celest cedar]

she dont even got ass 🥀

[lament shoal]

I mean... maybe...

[storm jungle]

[wet sandal]

Zola is a certified baddie

[queen laurel]

Of course of course you do

[prime seal]

flats have feelings too

respect the flats

[wet sandal]

Inquisition sanctioned baddie one might say

[storm jungle]

as a flat person I respect this message 🫡

boobs also only get in the way

[prime seal]

flats dont have feelings

[urban spire]

feelings are stored in the ass, that's why i have so many

[prime seal]

kill all flats

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/phenomaman-dispatch-dispatch-game-ravannacries-gif-6337929989348324760

[sly zenith]

Every writer has bad shit. I don’t hate the guy either.

Aaron dempski Bowden wrote helsreach. One of the best 40k stories.

But he also wrote the fucking months of shame book

[storm jungle]

Aw man

[lament shoal]

THE FUCKING SWITCH UP LMAO

[storm jungle]

Months of Shame is pretty good though

[storm jungle]

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE-

https://tenor.com/view/enemy-gif-25591736

[sly zenith]

Running in terminator armour is.. really stupid

[storm jungle]

thats-

thats the limit?

honey, you got a storm coming..............

(and not the stormbolter type)

[queen laurel]

what and CS go to back flipping terminator guy is fine

[urban spire]

if you want to see a good depiction of termie armour you should read cs goto

[celest cedar]

Sefoni is a baddie tho

[urban spire]

dammit bulgur

[queen laurel]

Like movement wise it's not even that crazy

[urban spire]

ok i gotta go see y'all later

[storm jungle]

cya

[wet sandal]

nah you alone on this one

[prime seal]

tf, you do know space wolves get stronger depending on how good they're aura farming right?

[sly zenith]

Space wolf Decapitates a guy WHO SURVIVED A FIGHT WITH ANGRON

[storm jungle]

look

[prime seal]

it makes sense for their chapter master to sprint in terminator

[sly zenith]

ANGRON

[queen laurel]

see you around

[storm jungle]

space wolves are just that guy

and I mean that guy

not That™ guy

||aka SMELLY||

[sly zenith]

Eh it’s lame they all use the same fucking colour scheme

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/your-not-that-guy-yourenotthatguy-gif-22098263

[storm jungle]

Well no shit they suck ass

[wet sandal]

live space wolves reaction

https://tenor.com/view/beer-chug-drinking-drink-thirsty-gif-14117873518651772969

[rustic patrol]

Lucas is the only Space Marine to have canonically been in a relationship with a woman. That's a win for the Space Wolves I tell ya.

[storm jungle]

What did the writers mean by this?

[sly zenith]

Some of that dudes stuff was so bad it got rendered non canon

[lament shoal]

THIS IS AN ULFAR HOUSEHOLD. THE DRUKHARI AINT SHIT. THE INQUISITION AINT SHIT. FUCK EM

[storm jungle]

its canon, actually im pretty sure

[celest cedar]

do space marines dont have familial contacts

[queen laurel]

Shagging women and being respectful towards them gives people character next

[sly zenith]

My rule of thumb is if it’s 5 years or older take it with a pinch of salt

[storm jungle]

the only ever non-canon books are Watson's 3 Inquisition books and that one 1 Farseer book

[rustic patrol]

it's canon in the sense it's some Imperial Governor's fanfiction iirc.

[prime seal]

salamanders do

[storm jungle]

wait so is the Indomitus Crusade non-canon then.........

bro....

[prime seal]

shoutouts ian watson, my goat

[storm jungle]

it was all a bad dream, thank god

Watson is peak

i love him

hes a little freak

[prime seal]

watson sucks ass

hes mid

[storm jungle]

AUAGHH-

[celest cedar]

what about other chapters

[queen laurel]

dilara say fascism is bad

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[sly zenith]

Probably won’t matter seeing as the life span differences

[storm jungle]

Fascism is pretty terrible its true

[sly zenith]

Warp can be funny too

[prime seal]

its more for the marines than for the families

[sly zenith]

Yeah that’s what I’m saying.

[prime seal]

okay nah wait thats not enough

fascism is one of the greatest evils the world has conceived

[prime seal]

vacation time

[storm jungle]

it gave us imperium stans so i agree

[celest cedar]

Fascism itself is not inherently-

[wet sandal]

the real problem with fascism is that it was created by it*lians

[lament shoal]

Commissar rework got me running the Ciaphas Cain loadout early game

[storm jungle]

bro that guy was insane

LMAO

[prime seal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205131129338863628/1434668137718087780/ScreenRecording_10-26-2025_22-59-31_12.gif

[celest cedar]

I bore witness to a character revelation yesterday

[storm jungle]

context, from a guy we had yesterday 💀

[sly zenith]

You guys don’t do that thing. people on twitter do were you just say anything you disagree with is fascist right ?

[storm jungle]

No, but like

we had tons of fascist users here lol

aka lierally just

"Actually conquest is good"

[prime seal]

nah you need to thank god for that, the army at the time managed to lose to ethiopia generating enough negative aura for allies to win ww2

[storm jungle]

"Also so is colonialism"

💀

[sly zenith]

?

[celest cedar]

reminds me of Clad

[sly zenith]

I really need an answer to this

[storm jungle]

I just said it

[celest cedar]

then he pings @ wardens

[storm jungle]

also "twitter thing"

[queen laurel]

Dilara did

[storm jungle]

literally everyone does that everywhere lol

[prime seal]

no usually i just call it communism

[lament shoal]

Can we please send this guy to work in some 3rd world country sweatshop so he can get the imperium experience

[storm jungle]

DUDE WE HAD A GUY LIKE THAT IN HERE TOO

He kept saying "Nah those countries are better thanks to the west"

💀

[sly zenith]

Yeah communism sucks ass

[storm jungle]

(he also had a space marine pfp rip)

[sly zenith]

Fuck commies

[queen laurel]

We don't but that guy crimson when we set the imperium was I quote not a good guy he decided that fascism is good then

[prime seal]

in practice, theoretical communism is great

[queen laurel]

I don't know why he decided to have that leap and logic

We genuinely do not know how he decided to process that information

[lament shoal]

Bro 😭

[storm jungle]

On a technicality the way people know communism IRL is basically the red nations who were just fascists/totalitarian which is pretty funny

but yeah its true meaning is warped but its whatever

it would never work with us anyway

so lol

[sly zenith]

Don’t say it’s never been tried

Don’t be that guy

[storm jungle]

I mean it cant

i just said it lol

unless you arent some small ass hamlet

not a literal country

[sly zenith]

After about 10,000 people it falls apart yeah

[storm jungle]

Yeah its better practiced on small communes

the more you grow the more you actually need some sort of echelon of ranks or whatever the term is

[sly zenith]

Hierarchy

[storm jungle]

its kinda evolutionarily ingrained into us

[storm jungle]

that yeah

you need leader or leader types and other roles that are technically above other people

its kind of how it works at the end of the day

[sly zenith]

Jordan Peterson comes bursting through the window*

[storm jungle]

[sly zenith]

HAVE YOU CLEANED YOUR ROOM

OH MY GOD HE CLEANED HIS ROOM 😭

[lament shoal]

Rick Grimes: "this is not a democracy anymore."

[sly zenith]

Read one of his books. Pretty good read

Learned a lot about lobsters

[storm jungle]

🦞

[storm jungle]

is that the Walking Dead dude

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-gif-27544204

[sly zenith]

He kinda let it go to his head though

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[urban spire]

i've been summoned by socialist discourse

[lament shoal]

Yeah lol

[sly zenith]

He went a bit mental a while ago

[queen laurel]

Didn't you have something to do

[celest cedar]

yum

[storm jungle]

Nah its fine we said all of it

[urban spire]

i did it and now i'm back

[urban spire]

oh you covered all of it? that's good

i will just sit here and think about what a good job you did representing post-leftist anarchism and i will not scroll up

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/hedgehog-buttney-shower-stinky-hog-gif-11137420475654264480

me rn

[sly zenith]

Every anarchist I’ve ever met is some mentally ill dude

Like I wish I was joking

[urban spire]

wrong

[sly zenith]

But literally everyone I’ve ever met

[urban spire]

you've met me, a mentally ill woman

[storm jungle]

💀

[sly zenith]

You’re an anarchist ?

[urban spire]

yep

[sly zenith]

This will be interesting

Paragraph me

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/matilda-htp-hunter-the-parenting-alfabusa-big-d-gif-16735703014599355353

[urban spire]

no

[sly zenith]

Do it

HIT ME

COME ON HIT ME

[urban spire]

we should be nice to each other instead of mean

how's that

[sly zenith]

KEEEEL MEEEE DO IIIIIT KILL ME COME AAAAAN KILL MEEEEEE

[urban spire]

alright fine https://libcom.org/article/against-logic-guillotine-why-paris-commune-burned-guillotine-and-we-should-too

[celest cedar]

what am I gonna read

[urban spire]

don't worry about it kitten

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[lament shoal]

Arbitrator Hasanius

[urban spire]

it's the article that started me on my journey from anarcho-communism to post-leftism

[prime seal]

in the end was it a shock collar

[celest cedar]

iirc yes

[prime seal]

damn

another L for the woke left

[celest cedar]

he changed the story multiple times on what it is

[storm jungle]

LMAO

WHAT

[misty vector]

Eh im still on the fence on if it was real or not

[prime seal]

isnt talking his whole job you'd think he could lie properly

[lament shoal]

Was he actually exposed or is it still just a case of "all signs heavily point to it"

[storm jungle]

also guys i need a crash course

is Hasan like, basically just talking about how the rich are bad/governments are bad

but hes like extremely rich

i barely know the guy aside from memes

[lament shoal]

Basically

[storm jungle]

lmao bruh

[celest cedar]

https://youtu.be/AzPIgPTPuOA uuuh this vid explains it all

[lament shoal]

I think he also once said that America deserved 9/11

[celest cedar]

theres prove of that it was indeed some kind of shock collar

[storm jungle]

oof

[storm jungle]

wait shock collars actually exist?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE

[sly zenith]

And posted a picture of the gun that killed Shinzo abe to a US senator

[urban spire]

marxists are unhinged

[celest cedar]

nepo baby yeah

[urban spire]

yeah shock collars is real

[celest cedar]

its his biggest point of criticism

[storm jungle]

damn my world is even more ruined

[sly zenith]

And he went to a diddy party

[lament shoal]

He also interviewed an actual fucking terrorist on stream 💀

[storm jungle]

BRO

💀

[celest cedar]

rich socialist guy whos a nepo baby

[sly zenith]

“Old enough to count old enough to mount” - hasan piker

[celest cedar]

so he's a walking contradiction 💀

[sly zenith]

I could keep going

[prime seal]

you mean that kid?

[celest cedar]

afaik theyre used to dog train

[urban spire]

historically a lot of prominent marxist figures have been from bougy backgrounds. what does that mean? probably nothing don't worry about it :)

[celest cedar]

to what specifics I dont really know

[sly zenith]

He tried to equate his shitty internet connection to political violence in the same clip he shocked the dog

[prime seal]

that was disproven the kid isnt in that pirate group

[lament shoal]

Ah gotcha

Well he did say he supports the actions of that group anyways so

[sly zenith]

I honestly can’t tell if he’s a fucking idiot or a grifter

[prime seal]

oh nah hes a grifter 100%

[storm jungle]

Id rather support leaders who are honest in their policies

like this gentleman

[prime seal]

the people he brings on go against his views but he platforms them regardless knowing hes giving them an incredible boost in popularity

[limpid granite]

grifter

[prime seal]

like that one guy that did a gazillion american terrorism tours

[limpid granite]

hasan used to have a channel called the brofessor for alpha male advice

[lament shoal]

Me eating all the drywall at home depot while the employees desperately try to stop me

[sly zenith]

So state monopoly on violence is bad. We need to try and do it better with more responsibility if we can’t avoid it. People who say eat the rich are stupid and emotional.

[prime seal]

brofessor is soo fucking funny how'd he get away with that shitty name

[celest cedar]

his uncle Cenk got him a job at the place where Cenk worked

the young turks

[urban spire]

emotional if not stupid but yeah

[sly zenith]

As a general takeaway

[storm jungle]

"A drooling mess that one...."
"Likely a drywall gooner long before the Dark Gods set their claws into his black soul...."

[urban spire]

we need to take responsibility for our own revolution, not abdicate it to convenient hands who promise to take care of everything for us

[limpid granite]

this was like a good 9 years ago at this point?

[prime seal]

ik

[celest cedar]

he started and got popular streaming on twitch because theres lacking leftist figures in the streaming sphere

[prime seal]

there wasnt though

there were plenty

[sly zenith]

I have a lot of libertarian style beliefs so yeah. 🤝

[prime seal]

but it was a literal competition about who can grift the hardest

he was also doing generic commentary

[celest cedar]

maybe leftist leaning streamers but specifically leftist leaning political streamers is lacking to my knowledge

[sly zenith]

Fuck the government they don’t do anything well

Like literally

[prime seal]

putting videos on screen and "reacting" to them

[lament shoal]

"YES! A BEAST! A CONSUMER OF DRYWALL! A DEFILER OF HARDWARE STORES AND RAVAGER OF CONSTRUCTION SITE FOREMEN!"

[urban spire]

yeah libertarian used to be a word for anarchist before it got coopted by pedophiles eccentric right wing anti-authoritarian morons

[sly zenith]

Eh libertarians are stupid now

[urban spire]

not to put too fine a point to it

[sly zenith]

Most of them just don’t go outside

The clip of the dude comparing a driving license to using a toaster lmao

[urban spire]

anarchy isn't really compatible with right wing views

[sly zenith]

Depends

Right wing means a lot of different things these days seeing as how it’s misappropriated constantly

[storm jungle]

I mean

i dont think its ever gonna clean that stain now lol

[urban spire]

but most modern libertarians don't really have a philosophy developed beyond "i should't have to pay taxes or care about age of consent"

[storm jungle]

you forgot watching Swanson too

[prime seal]

c'mon thats a generalisation

[storm jungle]

dont get me wrong Ron is great but still

[sly zenith]

Age of consent😬 never heard that one before

[urban spire]

oh it comes up a lot

[prime seal]

plenty of dummies in the world

[lament shoal]

What political ideology does Senator Armstrong fit into

[storm jungle]

uhhh

[celest cedar]

uuuh

[storm jungle]

his idea is everyone should have freedom

but like-

[prime seal]

he's an anarchist

[storm jungle]

yeah that

[celest cedar]

authoritarian darwinist?

[sly zenith]

Yeah .

BradPittShootThatGuy.GIF

[storm jungle]

THAT

He wants people to have free will, americans especially

but like-

to turn the US into a mad max hellscape

which i guess isnt morally incorrect

but still

[urban spire]

he is sort of analogous to an anarcocapitalist, but instead of capital it's guns

[lament shoal]

Dude wants to be the wasteland king lol

[urban spire]

and cyborg suits

[storm jungle]

its also important to remember Armstrong's world aka Metal Gear is slowly recovering from the crash of the Sons of the Patriot system as well

[sly zenith]

With heels *

[storm jungle]

Raiden says as much yeah

that he never grew up poor

or doesnt know what it means to kill just to survive

[lament shoal]

My original interpretation was that he wanted a sort of controlled anarchy so ig I wasn't too far off the mark

[storm jungle]

very likely yeah

[prime seal]

it wouldnt turn into a wasteland

assuming armstrong managed to kill raiden nothing would have stopped him afterwards

[storm jungle]

^

[prime seal]

he was in control of most of the advanced research facilities on earth

[storm jungle]

thats the point yeah

[lament shoal]

Was that the creepy AI from Raiden's previous game?

[storm jungle]

same as how Sam puts it that if he kills Raiden the plan will go through and nothing will change

[urban spire]

a common critique of anarchy is that it would destabilize into warlordism, and while that's a fun debate you can have on reddit (💀), armstrong went "THAT SOUNDS RAD LETS DO THAT"

[celest cedar]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/imaginarymapscj/comments/1odd506/what_if_hitler_and_stalin_were_decently/ this sub had some bizarre post sometimes man 💀

[storm jungle]

The Patriots yeah, the ones who control the entirety of America

[urban spire]

because he assumes he will be one of the warlords

[celest cedar]

oh damn its deleted

[storm jungle]

^

Armstrong is a hypocrite in many aspects, he just has EXTREMELY good charisma

its why people inironically supported him and sitll kinda do lol

[sly zenith]

This is what I meant by mentally ill dude with a big ego unable to fathom getting his shit rocked

[celest cedar]

this is the picture btw

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[celest cedar]

genderbend 20th century tyrants 😭

[urban spire]

stalin was scary hot when he was young irl tho

[storm jungle]

ngl Armstrong is at least somewhat honest

one of my favorite lines of his in the final fight is uh

[storm jungle]

"You know what FUCK THIS WAR. I JUST WANT YOU DEAD."

[celest cedar]

wheres agent hitler fbi

[queen laurel]

Yeah by the vote speech he was just like Man I just want to to become an ork and make might makes right

[lament shoal]

I still gotta finish that game. I got stuck on Sam's boss 😭

[storm jungle]

LMAO

understandable

Sam is the goat

[celest cedar]

oh no hes hot

[prime seal]

https://tenor.com/view/domhnall-gleeson-general-hux-star-wars-angry-gif-17318350

[urban spire]

anyway post-leftist anarchists are anarchists who go "hey the communists keep purging us whenever they take power, maybe we shouldn't count them as allies", it's not an anti-left ideology

[lament shoal]

Also Sombrero Raiden is peak

[prime seal]

whats hard for you in it

[storm jungle]

I love when they first show the outfit, and the local mexicans are like

"Who the fuck was that guy?"

[celest cedar]

https://youtu.be/2LOBTQhoovw

[storm jungle]

"I dont know, what a fucking weirdo"

[prime seal]

its the easiest platinum game imo

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[sly zenith]

(I’ve done martial arts since I was 9)

All of Sam’s combat makes me erect af with the detail that’s put in .

Raiden just swings like a numpty .

But Sam is much more fluid. Slow and precise.

[lament shoal]

YEAH LMAO

[storm jungle]

yeah and Sam says as much

the attention to detail in his sword fighting is peak

[lament shoal]

I forget, its been quite a while since I last played

[celest cedar]

erect?

[sly zenith]

Yeah

[urban spire]

sam's issue with raiden is that raiden is fighting with other people's feelings, not his own

[lament shoal]

I've listened to the soundtrack so many times that I pretty much know all the lyrics by heart now

[storm jungle]

same

tho that was me years ago not now lol

[prime seal]

try bayonetta if you liked rising, it was made by the same team

[celest cedar]

oh I love the robo dogs theme

[urban spire]

raiden has been told that it's bad to kill people even if they're cops, the cops might have families!

[storm jungle]

his name is Bladewolf!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/blade-wolf-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-mgr-blade-wolf-howl-gif-1105050811107220876

[celest cedar]

ay listen I just listen to the music

[sly zenith]

What tf was the question here lmao

[prime seal]

that was a stupid ass anime plotpoint

lmfao

[sly zenith]

Worth for the power up moment

[prime seal]

they just added that to give him a "transformation"

[urban spire]

no it's sick though because he realizes that it doesn't matter if they are full people with internal lives, they're fucking assholes who need to die NOW

in universe

go away fbi, cia

videogames, we're talkin about videogames

[storm jungle]

"YOU AINT SHIT"

[prime seal]

did you play mgs4?

[urban spire]

i made an attempt

[sly zenith]

Well yeah it’s much easier to fight if you can tell your conscience to shut the fuck up

[storm jungle]

also reminder that these same cops:

rolled up right next to his car in the middle of a highway
opened fire right into his fucking window
then said PULL OVER

also when raiden goes:

"Well you better arrest me then"

they say hes threatening a peace officer

[prime seal]

lmfao did you not have popcorn?

[storm jungle]

most realistic depiction of US cops

[sly zenith]

Eh depends

Florida is a fucking dystopia

[storm jungle]

its hard to capture the acorn incident but there was an attempt made alright

"IM HIT-"

[urban spire]

beauty and the beast corps did it for me, like

that kinda writing is only hot when trans women do it

[storm jungle]

yeah that was kojima just being a gooner

[urban spire]

kojima stay in your lane

[storm jungle]

dont worry about it

guy is a freak

[sly zenith]

Okay now I leave

[urban spire]

lmao

[storm jungle]

fun fact he also just hired random ass pretty models to scan/put them in the game for them

which is like-

who cares bro

can you stop gooning

💀

[prime seal]

he's been sexualising women in the worst ways possible before your birth

[lament shoal]

Kojima got into one of the recent pokemon game dev teams

[urban spire]

we sexualize our own abuse as a coping mechanism, if you got a problem with it you're welcome to fuck a mile of off

[celest cedar]

oh wait is yall talkin bout the skintight girls with trauma

[storm jungle]

yeah lmao

[lament shoal]

He rendered a character's feet even tho she's never seen barefoot in game lmao

[prime seal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tys9vH102ig

[storm jungle]

the B&B Corp are so fucking funny

[urban spire]

true

[storm jungle]

literally only in her cell btw

which you have to go and physically visit on the medical platform

hes such a hack 😩

[prime seal]

shes barefoot in the rain scene

[storm jungle]

you barely see it

trust me

i studied it

[urban spire]

normal

[storm jungle]

bastard

😠

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/hideo-kojima-absolute-cinema-kojima-mgs-metal-g-gif-8385765503625102568

[urban spire]

i love him though

[celest cedar]

what a weirdo of a director

[storm jungle]

his ideas are also like peak lobotomite, if it wasnt for his team we wouldnt have half the good shit we do

[storm jungle]

"I want the PS1 disk to melt when the player gets shot and smell of blood"

like

are you insane

LMAO

[celest cedar]

holy shit

[queen laurel]

Is that the recent psycho mantis is a thing

[celest cedar]

ay I read how he treated the english translator

[storm jungle]

YEP

[celest cedar]

for one of the metal gear games

[storm jungle]

Hes a total cunt who just sometimes has good ideas

hes very much "that guy"

[celest cedar]

maybe Konami had the right idea firing him

[storm jungle]

Kind of

[urban spire]

"i want the fight with sniper wolf to take at least a week of actual gameplay"

[prime seal]

i got the chance to get my copy of mgs2 signed by him this year lol

less than a month ago

respect kojimbo

[celest cedar]

congrats

still dont change my opinion tho

[storm jungle]

chudjimbo

[storm jungle]

Konami is still assholes but like for the entirety of MGSV he was essentially lagely wasting money on ideas they never added to the actual game, the narrative as more askew back then because people were rallying behind him

[prime seal]

i dont like the signature so i bought another copy

[storm jungle]

Hes also very much up his own ass about many things

[urban spire]

i like kojima i just think he needs to talk to women more

listen to women, even

[storm jungle]

for example before DS2 was coming out he wanted a licensed track in the game which was very expensive to get

[prime seal]

now i need shinkawa to sign it

[storm jungle]

and got told "no"

and he did the uh

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" card

sit down bro 💀

[prime seal]

hes married btw

with kids

[urban spire]

no way

that's a beard

[sly zenith]

There is no conceivable way for me to extrapolate that far. I saw you say something weird, which due to a lack of context made me think “ Oh for god sake not again”

Don’t know what your getting mad about

[storm jungle]

its likely actors hes paying 🫡

[sly zenith]

Perfectly normal ass reaction

[urban spire]

not mad, just a boilerplate reaction

if we don't have a problem it's all cool

[storm jungle]

kill him cin

[prime seal]

i dont get it either

[storm jungle]

do it now

when he isnt looking

[urban spire]

cat sat on me

[storm jungle]

damn it

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/mon-mothma-andor-genevieve-o-reilly-gasp-cute-gif-27137860

[storm jungle]

Mon Mothma my beloved

also extremely zesty gif what the hell

[celest cedar]

its a scene from the show!!!

[storm jungle]

Clearly AI

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/dispatch-dispatch-game-invisi-gal-mecha-man-robert-robertson-gif-16952138408342553554

[storm jungle]

UAAGH-

https://tenor.com/view/coldrings-mashiho-treasure-ground-fell-gif-20744809

[celest cedar]

lets circle it back. Why Visigal posting is a bannable offense

[storm jungle]

Im simply a Blazer enjoyer doing her duty

my reign of terror begins officially

[celest cedar]

youre not a true Blazer fan..

a real Blazer fan never speaks ill of Invisigal...

[storm jungle]

LMAO

Shut up dom toretto ahh

[lament shoal]

Watching battlefleet gothic gameplay and holy shit this looks cool af

[celest cedar]

tf Im not bald!

[storm jungle]

:)

[storm jungle]

amazng to watch but not fun to play

doesnt help that the writing is PEAK

AND ITS A FUCKING SHIP COMBAT GAME

😭

characters speak like they are in a shakespeare play lmfao

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-adeptus-mechanicus-belisarius-cawl-archmagos-imperium-gif-27602042

[celest cedar]

this goes to every warhammer media I see

[limpid granite]

admiral spire is peak

[celest cedar]

like for once give me guys speaking

informal english

shits too formal man

[limpid granite]

they speak high gothic

[storm jungle]

Dude they say shit like

[sly zenith]

Fafnir rahn hello?

[storm jungle]

"Such spark, such fire.... burning like a candle before the bitter moon..."

[storm jungle]

Fnaf Ran?

ur ur ur ur

[sly zenith]

Dude speaks like he’s a coal miner form the 40’s

[storm jungle]

ur ur ur urr urrrr

[urban spire]

you know how some cats have a comfort spot they like to sit in because they sat there as a kitten? when my cat was a kitten, the first winter we had her was very cold, so she spent most of it on a blanket in the crook of my elbow while i was sitting at my computer, so now as an adult cat that's her comfort spot

[celest cedar]

for once I just wanna hear some marine going man why tf do we gotta do the toughest shit

[storm jungle]

Same

[lament shoal]

They got harlequins on the writing team

[celest cedar]

like GIVE ME ACTUAL SOLDIER TALK

[sly zenith]

This is the most Shakespearean thing he’s ever said

You may cleave to your courage but that will fail you, look to your weapons but you will find them not enough. Run, fight, hide, pray, cry out or cower -- it does not matter, for we are coming."

[storm jungle]

best you get is in Dorktide

[celest cedar]

they dont speak formal english bruh

and I dont care if its technically high gothic

[forest orbit]

average loyalist yapping

[storm jungle]

tbh the entirety of loyalist characters is just

kills generic chaos marine

says one liner

everyone claps

[sly zenith]

You're a traitor, but I'll let you die standing." He yanks the enemy to his feet before killing him, ensuring the foe does not die on his knees, which some interpret as a technical observation of the idea that you shouldn't kill a man when he's "down

Dude don’t Yap that much

[celest cedar]

yeah

[sly zenith]

Drive them from our walls, they pay in blood for each step!"

[storm jungle]

i just dont find writing like this interesting

[sly zenith]

That’s it

[storm jungle]

"WE ARE THE ASTARTES. AND THE EMPEROR IS WELL-GOOD."

[urban spire]

that's not even special, gaunt did that with a bolt pistol

[storm jungle]

and i say this as someone that read the entirety of Siege lol

[sly zenith]

Everything else he says is “fuck off” “shut up” “can you just fucking die please”

[urban spire]

"that empra's a real swell guy, see"

[celest cedar]

yea vet banter is the best

[lament shoal]

"Jurgen, kill that guy."

[celest cedar]

between fem loose cannon teasing the crap out of male pro for being a bootlicker

[urban spire]

"jurgen, melt his skeleton"

[sly zenith]

There’s also that bit in mortis where Ahmet literally kills his world eater friend. And rather than making it this emotional clash. He just kills the dude, spits on him and says “Fuck you traitor”

[storm jungle]

its kind of why i really like the Darktide writing

literally no heroic nonsense

they just talk like normal people lmao

[sly zenith]

Literally word for word

“Fuck you traitor” lmao

[urban spire]

hope we get a melta in darktide soon

[celest cedar]

dawg I gotta record next time I play fem Maul

she had a really freaky banter with fem fanatic 💀

[full obsidian]

do genders of each personality have unique lines or do they all have the same?

[storm jungle]

Kind of yeah

also lol

chad

[urban spire]

different voice actors, different reads

[sly zenith]

Or the white scar dude who got the orbital defences back online

“This is to all the traitor dogs in orbit, you will find the orbital cannons are back online. End message”

[urban spire]

why would he warn them

is he stupid?

[sly zenith]

Because they wouldn’t be able to do shit

[celest cedar]

the 2 genders have their own unique banter between different personalities

[sly zenith]

The traitor forces were all or nothing assaulting the eternity gate

Peter turbo already left

[storm jungle]

love Loose

[celest cedar]

man understood the assignment

go insane or laugh about it

[storm jungle]

very thoughtful lines in general

[lament shoal]

"ATTENTION SCUM. YOU ARE IN DEFIANCE OF THE EMPEROR'S LAW. YOU CANNOT HIDE. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE. WE ARE JUDGMENT. PREPARE FOR SENTENCING." A monologue straight outta Dredd and I fucking love it

[sly zenith]

Yall just really hate space marines huh

[urban spire]

also don't the guardsman voices have some unique lines if they're from, what's it called again

exploded planet

[prime seal]

peter turbo and magnesium spend their time sleeping do you expect them to do things?

chaos sleeps too

[celest cedar]

And where was the Emperor when I was neck deep in my own platoons blood. Tell me that 🗣️

[storm jungle]

Did anyone minus me say that

i missed it

[celest cedar]

where was god when I need him 🙁

[urban spire]

a lot of folks here don't love them

[forest orbit]

^