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Anyways there’s a chunk of game companies have unions now
But rockstar isn’t one of them lol
just stop bying rockstar games
And they sure as shit are going to make sure one doesn’t form
plenty of gta clones to choose from now
yeah im sorry rockstar could start ww3 gta6 will be played day one
Gta6 will sell whatever scandal happens
"huh? dan houser came back and started nuking albania?"
crazy
It’s irrelevant to them
My grandpa was a mechanic for Union Pacific trains. He immigrated here from Costa Rica and barely spoke English, if any at all. Pretty much all of his coworkers didn't speak English either. Knowing this, for a long time the union reps manipulated him and his coworkers to vote for specific democrat politicians because they knew that they wouldn't be able to determine how to vote for themselves because of the language barrier.
yeah yeah i get it sob story about a union being bad because anecdote
What is even your point Jay
About the rockstar union thing
Or unionizing game devs
im not talking about that rn
stfu he just told you his grandpas personal experience
You didn’t made your point clear
no need to be rude about it
Idfk
I was just adding to what you said lol idek what the main context of this convo is dawg
then why talk about it
"The company states that it fired a small number of individuals for distributing and discussing confidential information, which violated company policies."
Because I have free fucking will and what you said reminded me of my grandfather's experience
Unfortunately lol
Talking about unionizing is prolly against their company policy
lol
god i get mega pissed whenever i hear some dumb fuck skilled labor type talk to me about how the mob works with unions or how this one time they saw something bad happen
I'm not tryna agree or disagree with anyone here
it wasnt about the union either it was straight up about the game itself
Jay you didn’t even make your point clear on game devs unionizing
If it was private then I don’t see the issue
But I guess they have really strict PIP
lol
Gives them another nail to use
and it's always the plumbers and electricians who got their full license
those types who make way too much money for their own good
suddenly they dont give a shit anymore about their fellow workers
idk we dont get good leaks from people working on the game for a reason
we dont get leaks at all i think there was that one hacker but thats all
so it must be omega strict
hottake : we don't get leaks because there's nothing to leak. Game literally in dev hell
i'm done with that. it's just not worth the time to talk about it
I mean if it’s a group entirely made up of Devs they might have a chance in court
I want to at least hear your reasoning bruh
W/e
yeah nah its gta 6 there could be a shit ton to leak
If you don’t want to talk don’t it it’s fine
rdr2 takes 200 hours to complete fully
imho, SR > GTA.
GTA doesn't let me get into a harrier jet that shoots pink laser beams
this game will definitely be even more packed
it does let you use orbital cannons and you do have a flying jet bike
people are still discovering shit in gta 5 map
oh, fr? man, things looking up in GTA
saints row 1 and 2 sure
bro that shit was in 5 for like a decade
also no one wants that shit in 6
get it out of here
have you played gta online in the past 5 years
it's fucking wild
Rockstar: We're adding 500 billion oppressors to gta 6 online
the game really stopped giving a shit about adding sensical stuff
i find it dumb af
i played every single one of them
eh, better than running erands for every mission
even dogshit gta advance
i have gta 5 on xbox 360
lol, is that some sort of flex
me? nah
it is
Idk why they are so famous tbh
is the 360 some sort of status symbol?
can you believe that game lasted 3 fucking console gens
having 5 on the 360 is a big flex
skyrim
bcs GTA 5 got turned into a live service game
with GTA online
at least from what I've heard
yeah
but that was after they gained one of the biggest playerbases on earth
day 1 people bought 5 for the singleplayer
yeah it was
man, I really don't have much gamer knowledge wtf is vanoss
but as a single player game
Thanos's vtuber brother?
i think the youtubers made gta online popular
???? I don't get the math
damn
guy who got popular for playing gta online
like a decade ago
i was watching him when the ps4 was considered new gen
the top 5 is straight up just gran turismo and grand theft auto
2 series about cars with gran in the title
tf
i remember playing gta 4 at my friend's place on his ps2
how
too violent for me
thats a ps3 game
woah you're just like elon musk
lmao
same dude that cried his ps4 couldnt run cyberpunk
what a dipshit
not enough dirty cops in 2077
lol
There's only like 4 missions in the basegame where you need to fight cops
the gta cops will shoot you for looking at them wrong
6 if you count the DLC
The same dude who is ready to destroy the public infrastructure investment for his own gain.
literally
if you defend yourself from an npc thats randomly aggressive in san andreas the police will go after you
STOP RESISTING
edit This video was uploaded in 2014, and had almost no views until it blew up coinciding with the BLM protests in 2020.
LOL
love the jank AI
btw i think musk was just lying for whatever reason
this was 3 years before it
try not to lie challenge
might have just made a meme
i hope hell is real only because people like him deserve it
stolen like the rest of he doesnt make shit
the only thing he makes is money packages from his investors for some fucking reason
he's getting like 500 billion or something
no not yet
but legit feels like all of tesla's shareholders desire to make him the first trillionaire
for what fucking reason??
they gain nothing from this
its funny?
he's making them money?
idfk
god someone should shoot him lol
hes such a piece of shit
also why do people think musk is some sort of super genius
I mean his employees are smart sure
at first it was people who thought rich = smart, so the average middle class crowd
also being rich is a moral value in the USA
now, well the people who think he's smart are themselves fucking morons
since he has pretty much exposed how dumb rich people are
he also has an entire team to manage him, so they cover a lot of his BS
i was ragging about him way before he came out as a dipshit
he was always like this
the one billionaire I know anything about I think is remotely intelligent is Jensen Huang 💀
lol
frfr
and he straight up has just lied his way to where he is
but I didn't hate him before
he's just a hype man
I mean yeah he "stole" tesla
that's all he does
tbf, he bought it
he promises shit he never delivers too
happens
I put "stole" in quotations
mostly because he acts like its his idea
when it really isn't
same shit happened to McDonalds
do you know how spaceX got so much prominence
government handouts?
i followed this a while back but elon musk is very lucky basically
ray cock crook Krock
it was a very specific period where NASA was looking for new private space contractors
and musk had just bought spaceX
so he started schmoozing around the government for grants
lol, if you have enough money you can never lose gambling
basically what they have done
and boy he got A LOT of grants
Yes
there's a critical mass to wealth(as long as you're not insanely stupid)
where it becomes harder to go broke then get more money
you straight up can't spend your way out of a billion dollars
lol, sounds like some sort of money event horizon
and billionaries are the blackholes
you can(only if you're stupid/extremely generous)
pick one
I mean yeah
well we dont have any proof of it ever happening lel
if you have 10k dollars you're closer to a millionaire then a millionaire is to a billionaire
lol
and because of greed these fuckers still want more
A billion is an obscene number for wealth lol
sad thing is, a French revolution style uprising probably wouldn't help. iirc something like 85% of the victims were just middle and lower class people, and there wasn't much wealth redistribution anyways
nah he'll die rich
I mean yeah the french revolution was an abjact failure lol
in terms of wealth redistribution
which wasn't the goal of it
so much as overthrowing the monarchy
also he very well will be the first trillionaire which is batshit insane when you consider that within our lifetime we saw the first 100 billionaire
that's the fucking US defense budget
lol when will people wake up that trickle down economics doesn't work
that trillion didn't come from nothing
it's not going to come DOWN to them It got sucked up FROM them
americans having to learn about class consciousness
impossible
ten billion to israel
Butt think about the economic growth.
Argentina before that lol
Do we know who Khorne's top guy was before kharn?
americans will literally rather live in cyberpunk 2077 than vote for social democrats
trickle down heaven
Dolly Parton moment
GDP of a few can make the average look better despite the median is bellow the ground.
Who was Khorne's top guy before kharn?
GDP has never been an accurate measure of anything important to the average person
it's a bullshit metric
SOCIALIST SOCIALIST SOCIALIST 

I hate how much damage the anti-communist/socialist propaganda has done to my country
The Ununited States of America...
i just wish you fuckers could ruin yourselves on a different planet and leave the rest of us alone
I'm not finding any mention that Khorne even had a champion before Kharn
Ka'Bandha
im already seeing the repercussions of the tariffs on my country
until he got tricked by Tzeentch
I just learned that name from the devastation of baal audiobook today
He's a daemonic general, not a champion
Yeehaw or something
CIA anti communist activites and its consequences globally..
This is a no malarkey zone now
just watch americans come crawling back to the left when the whole damn world erupts
begging for sensical ideology
Tbh we were already going downhill. Tariff just accelerated the bleeding
I just want food to be affordable again man
oh but the fucking military needs more money i guess???
And that's the liberals 
Israel's military
Is a third referendum coming jay?
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if you want to get pissed off then there ya go
14 hours in the shift and I just want to go tonsleep
If it makes you feel better I would probably get killed by Palantir before I get killed by global warming or whatever it is that does us in

just another case of our country being used like a raw resource mine while we get none of the benefits
fucking awesome
Canadians have always like to work for others benefits 😉
Les Canadiens
We should a have a politics channel
Je me souviens
Technically this is still 40k lore
It is
my sister works at blackrock
Cope
It's just 2k lore
She alive right now?
I finally got my PC
Holy shit my wallet
I hope she enjoys her stay in Mamdanistan
i hope she doesn't
What's with mamdami?
Yeah true
I know he's "extreme" in a socialist way
rent control, free public transport, increased corporate tax rate, what's to hate?
Lmfao Mamdanistan
He's like not even extreme is the thing
Somali dude tryna do Somalia things in New York
He's a damimami
my sister is trying to be middle class so ofc she hates him
Indian

nothing really, he's a pretty left leaning person
Must be talking about another guy my bad
Middle class troglodytes thinking they're actually going to be impacted by billionaire and corporate taxes
relative to american pol
in the EU he'd be center
Middle class is a dying breed
You're thinking the guy in Minnesota
*aspiring middle class
middle class doesnt exist for millenials and zoomers
True
we just have the illusion of middle class like our parents had
it exists if your family in the past was middle class and you inhereted their money

In my country I count as right wing because I believe I should be allowed to defend myself in my own home
It's okay to aspire but damn does your plan really have to include stepping on peoples' faces?
Or hating minorities
Boomers are spending their inheritence tho
if you're from America, yes
Or licking boots
nope. unless your family is upper middle class you will be just poor man
They all saw their parents die alone during covid and they don't want that happen to them
I hate boomers
we all do
Everyone does
my boomer grandad left nothing to my gen X dad
My dads a boomer and he’s the only reason I’m alive lmao
Then again my dad also believes his generation fucked the planet
Most act like they were god's gift to earth but all they did was just reap the benefits of the people who ACTUALLY killed nazis and then fucked everything up for us
One of The Good Ones 💪
the boomer generation had access to some of the most comprehensive social programs in the US history yet their takeaway from it is that nobody else should have it
allah new york and mamdan
My dad also…..didn’t get a thing from being a boomer lmao
The og gatekeepers
My dad grew up in the most crime infested, violent shit hole in my country
legit the most spoiled generation
like not even close
they also had the best economy fucking ever
He had to join the army because he realised “oh fuck I’m gonna get killed if I don’t they out of here”
East end of Glasgow was crazy back then
is that gadriel
Chadriel
Is there a lore reason why gadriel looks like an outlast trials character?
Space marine
Thats the lore reason
theyre constantly in battle
He was so handsome in sm2 now he looks like a fent addict
why wouldnt they have battle scars
No that’s leirdag
british people when they see an asian
Why is he not blonde now
Look how they massacred my boy
Kinda ?
over the usual greek/latin
Gabriel angelos
Titus kinda changed between. Trailer/game and secret level
gay - Dilara
Uriel ventris @celest cedar
He has a much more rectangular Irish looking face now
why is he so cute now like BRO i want to kiss him
Jay rediscovers his love for bears
they cleaned up my boy
fun fact : Space Marines have acid spit
wtf does that mean
Even better
bears = buff gay men
Yeah ?
that's only if they use their belchers gland. it's not acidic all the time
Its a toggle lol their saliva isn't constantly acidic
like how twinks = thin gay men
Gadriel was way cooler than Chair iron
I'm not risking a leakage
i am
dont care Gadriel >
They were both boring and Sidonius and Leandros were better
you're gonna end up like that fatality from Reptile in MK
slang for big buff hairy gay men
mmm bears
Never heard of it done it tho
fun fact from QI : The average British coitus uses as much energy as a single meringue
proof?
show dick or not true
Idk why but I feel like this is outdated lore
Is it not?
No
Gadriel my goat
it's belcher's gland
It's still modern
The Imperial Fists don't have them
They have avid spit to allow them to break binds and blind enemies
Nope
Yeah they do. The gland just doesn’t function
because they're flawed like the rest of them, and they turborushed production during the HH
ok, theyre defective is what I mean
Never forget
vacant
already forgotten
hes so forgettable tho
Shut the fuck up
frfr
The only memorable Chairon moment was when he roid raged when they got separated from him
And he started acting like he was gonna get corrupted
But…bbbbb.but Steve Harvey
it's nice that salamanders get more representation in other chapters
Lmfao
When people were getting angry in here when that off-screen death was dropped, I heard the name and thought it was an AoS character or something
bro I literally mistook Metaurus for just aged up Chairon
as it should be
thas how much I remember Chairon
the scottish one?
welsh no?
No one cares about Acheran bruh
The captain in sm2
I fucking hate you
i remember goatee guy because im forced to listen to him yap
while i admired the bladeguard models next to him
lol
you will be master of the watch...
the watch of death.....
(not the deathwatch)
i legit thought for a moment that they put him in charge of the deathwatch
which would be so fucking funny
The only moment I remember him is when he used his mechanical hand to turn the warp construct.
I can spare one Co-Op lobby sized quantity Titus
Would a titan management game make sense?
Management in what sense
Have to upkeep it and defend it.
Like last train home, if you ever seen that?
I feel like they aren't big enough (internally)
thank you youtube this is exactly what i wanted to watch
AI slop, or fakeshocktrivia?
surprisingly this looks like a manually edited thumbnail
old school clickbait
i wonder what kind of entities lurk in titanic
fish
and what bad news this could spell for us
it looks like two dudes
just chilling
at the bottom of the ocean
It's Bioshock
are there even fish where the titanic is
I doubt anything lives in the Titanic except maybe a few crabs given how deep it is
yes, mostly rattails
crabs, starfish, worms, sea cucumbers, rattails, etc.
i love how titanic sank in like the worst possible place
so nobody could even see it for half a century
You know we found it as a byproduct right
We were doing some top secret stuff in the area and used trying to find the Titanic as cover
It's not a bit
it means rich people wont be able to resurrect its corpse
which they have tried many times
Dude who found it was tasked with finding two sunken subs and found them so early he was able to also find the titanic
was it with radar cartography or whatever it's called
wait sunken subs
how many fucking subs are at the bottom of that part of the ocean
there's the recent one now too
it's just the titanic surrounded by subs at this point
and people say the bermuda triangle is in the south
fun fact : the water pressure at the depth of the Titanic is so high it causes calcium to leach into the surrounding water. That means there are no bones of the passanges who sank there. You can only tell where the bodies were by the leather shoes that were left behind.
There is someone trying to build a replica.
it's already built afaik
but who cares it's just a replica
The Line is a dead project
Yep.
It being a replica is whatever tbh
Honestly.
I always thought that it would be cool to walk around an accurate recreation
...
Preferably as like
A museum
For everyone to visit
never been on a pleasure cruise, but also not super enthused about it
replica Titanic I excpect 5 star meals and a cruise
Tbh Ocean liners like the Titanic are mostly phased out now
Only one is left
Queen Mary 2
idk, but that looks like too few lifeboats for the entire ship
10/11 on each side?
The difference between Ocean liners and cruise ships is that
Ocean Liners are mainly for transportation
Cruise ships are there specifically for you to hang around in.
lessons of the Titanic not learned apparently
Tbf I don't think many travel on there
Mainly because again, Ocean liners got mostly phased out
The same amount as the Titanic ironically enough. Although tbf
A) Lifeboats are prepared depending on the amount of passengers
B) 20 Lifeboats hold 1178 people
...which was unfortunately too little for the amount of people that were on the titanic
wouldn't probably pay for a liner, even if it's just for the experience
wouldn't turn down an invitation either though
Honestly would just be cool as a floating museum
I would not trust a replica Titanic cruise
Listen, Ocean gate tested fate
And it basically clapped back as hard as it could
lol, fair
each one of those lifeboats can hold like 30 people
planes replaced them yeah
and planes even have the whole class division going on still 
And unlike Ocean liners or cruise ships
Airplanes kinda fucking suck
To stay in
Trains are so much better smh

Seriously though I hate long airplane rides
I get it, it's the fastest way
But that doesn't mean that sitting in a tiny ass spot for 17 hours with wifi that costs money to even use
Does NOT suck ass
we need zeplins
what kind of flights are you taking damn
The evil express
Also I have trouble sleeping on airplanes so this partially a personal problem
Counter point - rich people are allowed to have comfortable seats to sleep in on airplanes
So I usually spend like the 10+ hour flight with like zero sleep
Therefore not a skill issue
Short airplane rides are fine
Minus the feeling when the airplane goes up
Still makes me slightly unnerved
I think it's just my instincts being like
"OH GOD WHY AM I GOING UP FUCK FUCK FU-"
no i mean where are you going that's 17 hours away by plane
China, though I lied about it being 17.
It was 15 hours
you do that trip frequently?
Luckily no
Still a bad experience though
Not like traumatizing or anything but like
I spent like 1 hour of that flight hearing a baby crying

At that moment, I understood DBZ Broly completely

get some earmuff headphones
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bruuuh
Yeah I usually use those now
not even a recent experience
I did take a flight to Hawaii 2 years ago
...
I still had to pay for wifi so I didn't
I just watched a shitty movie

I think that was only slightly better than just staring at the window tbh
I don't even remember the movie
But it was an Adam Sandler comedy so
paid for the 400$ flight but didn't want to pay 10$ for the wifi
That was my dad's logic yes
If Apes were meant to fly, they'd have wings!
Y'all think the new steam machine could properly run darktide?
Steam just decided to just make a Prebuilt
Like the Steam Machine is basically a prebuilt
except probably less shitty and overpriced
Apparently it's slightly slower than a Playstation 5 in pure specs.
My best guess is that it will be inbetween $500 and $800
Which is pretty good, especially for ppl who just want to get into PC gaming
Considering the Steam deck was made to be as cost effective as possible while still working well
The Steam Machine is likely the same
Either way it's funny that Steam is now just making what's essentially a prebuilt PC and a handheld gaming laptop
It makes sense
Consoles are basically made as a cheaper alternative to gaming pcs
well nowadays
lmfao Space Marines without the indoctrination = Night Lords
I mean, not wrong. They know they are the tool of an evil oppressive regieme and they relish in it.
Uh I don’t know about that
It would completely depend on where they get recruited from
In Dante’s book. He had principles before he was a slave marine . His finally test was to see exactly if he had them
“It’s called the test of Horus boy, do you know why it’s called that ?”
“If I have to kill him, then I don’t want to win”
“I didn’t come here for power”
Nostromo was a planet of criminals and rapsists
That’s why the night lords did that
Because they were sadistic power hungry criminals and rapists
^
Space Marines' idea of duty erodes when you dont really keep up the indoctrination.
Also they were specifically sending the worst of those people to the night lords
thats why they go rogue or become CSM
this is also because most Chapters do it by religious sermons etc
while others straight up brainwash them constantly ala Minotaurs etc
No ?
The risen ?
Heresy era loyalists who have been on the run from the imperium but still fight to defend humanity ?
You are giving an exmaple of 1 group of space marines you are aware right
lmao
Also the Risen didnt even exist until now
because GW just made it seem like every Fallen was some chaos nutjob

Blanket statement
-gave a contradiction to this blanket statement
Honestly it makes me really excited as someone who desperately wants to play a lot of pc exclusives but can't. Saving for a proper pc just seems like a really daunting an unattainable feat for me given my current financial situation, so if the steam machine ends up being cheaper I'll finally have what I've been wanting
....no you gave a bad answer to a blanket statement
Okay then do a Chapter that doesnt do sermons religious or non-religious along with all their legacy wanking in-universe and how they must uphold their ideas/regime then
I wonder what you'd get
The ones least indoctrinated are the Space Wolves. They use alcohol instead.
tbh they are too
Indoctrination doesnt mean forceful brainwashing yall know this right
"least" is relative
but at least they stood up to the Inquisition that 1 time.
I'm grasping at straws here
It can be as much as some drill-sergeant shouting at your face that you are the "best of the best of the best" and must protect your country or whatever
its the drilling of your regime/whatever the fuck's ideas to your head that must be upheld

Untrue 
Space Wolves Indoctrination : Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf!
hence the "like", I know they exist, shut up elite

but a majority of DA books always have some generic evil Fallen villains
along with other material
the Risen are like the most forefront example of them existing en-masse which is good
immediately confrontational statement
has a space marine pfp
where have I seen this before- oh wait thats me too

Baaaaaaased
A very effective method
(I’m Scottish and I’ll never be able to drink)
I kinda screamed the moment i saw it
literally every time

Also is this suppose to be not the case
Every space marine material I read shows this 
thats kinda the point
replace space marine with soldier and you're dead on
It’s not constantly no? It’s just the super heavy initial round
And then like chaplain sermons I guess
lol
yeah the trick is to make it self perpetuating within the soldier culture you create, but not so strong that they start hazing each other to death or career ending injury cough russia
of course that might work at first, but then one generation later nobody remembers that you're doing it for a purpose, they just do it cause it's tradition, and then you get the spartans
I mean it is?
why do you think chaplains exist
I was only trying to ascertain, if you meant the actual psychic/automatic indoctrination they get given. Or just propaganda level stuff.
also with primaris chaplain trainees now also got literal executioners
which is um
a bit a extreme
I forgor
lmao
"if you do literally any work other than soldiering you are gay and woke and don't deserve to be a spartan" that's cool man how did that work out
Wish this really wasnt the truth but yeah
Yeah he is correct here. If you’ve read helsreach there’s literally a bit after one of the team dies that grimaldus threatens to pop the apothecary if he doesn’t shut the fuck up
there's a lot of unflattering parallels between marines and spartans, really
I mean its literally everywhere but yeah.
Along with the homoerotic vibes
which isnt intentional but uh

Monastic warrior knights in space . You don’t say
Templar/Buddhist warrior monks/spartans
slave owning warrior class enforcing autocracy
Basically yeah
Is there any part of the lore, where it’s implied or stated. That the emperor was gonna try and fix the living conditions in the imperium after the crusade and the webway project
?
i think that was his implicit intent, but he kinda got lost in the sauce
Huh
Eventually
(tm)
I have a feeling that it would've taken a while though
Although I don't trust somebody who's literal solution for any other race being
"Kill em all"
the whole effort was doomed from the second he made space marines
It was doomed because he was the one who started it in the first place
well the emperor himself was pretty cool with non-aggressive aliens
Only words by naive primarchs like Corax
who says the brutality will pass once they secure the galaxy
lol
they had to find some reason why a literal revolutionary would work with space hitler

he wanted humanity integrated into the webway network
news to me but i don't mind being wrong
thought the golden throne was a prototype webway portal though
It’s like a totally fucked up fusion
but yeah as far as im aware the Webway Project was for FTL only
The emperor built on top of some existing stuff for it
Said race birthed a fucking chaos god with their shear debauchery
If I remember correctly I don't even think the Emperor made it
One
A single one
Yeah one
Humanity literally keeps all 4 chaos gods fed and have split the entire galaxy in half.
What about the next one
They never made one tho
Also accidentally attracted the Tyranids
Feeding them is no where near as bad as fucking making one
Them actively being the reason why Chaos is triumphant is about as horrible.
The Emperor was unironically about to be one
You sure about that Dark King?
I mean look at chaos as a faction its all humans
So humanity is gona make one
thanks Emperor
tbh, it's totally forgettable. It's like Erda tier late and random sudden insertion.
Ah yes the god fated to come from humanity.
AND YET WE SAID NO AND IT NEVER BECAME A THING
Well it is a thing
More like delayed
Samus exists
Also the daemons for it already exist
It’s going to happen eventually
It's emerging
Samus exists in a time loop
^
When this setting stops making money (never)
he stuck eternally losing to the guy who makes him
isnt it literally just the Emperor's fault technically
Nah I just wanna kill people who disagree with me
Yes it’s literally just the emperors fault technically
Regarding the dark king
If he drank too deeply of the warp during the siege he’d fucking explode on the spot
Deadass idgaf about any of this. I just wanna destroy anyone who opposes me
Nooooooo, it couldn't be the blessed Emperor?! It's all Magnus's fault!
Again
The Emperor basically fucked humanity over even more than pre Great Crusade
Look
Best case scenario for humanity
The dark king doesn’t feed primarily on human souls
Worse case scenario eldar soul to slaanesh 2
I assume this is a meme but yeah
no
Dark king boogaloo
That just means we've screwed the entire galaxy whereas the Eldar sort of just screwed themselves.
Nope
in like, 1/1millionth of the time span
Ok space marine pfp user
The drukhari are the only eldar that are responsible for slaanesh
Tbh
The drukhari are the eldar empire
Well
lol, is this the new "Okay, elite preferred species."
The majority of them
Their sucessors rather
Not really. It's like
40% honestly
where are these % coming from lol
I legit dont want ot typecast but EVERY TIME we end up banning one they always turn out to be a chud. Im legit just sick of it lmao
I literally banned a space marine pfp guy yesterday because he was being sexist then went full blown transphobic 
Kaelor
fastest mask off
Wonder if when that eldar death cult fulfills their objective and defeat slaanesh, will they never have existed?
No
wooooooooooow
With the determinism stuff
Slaanesh will have “died”
It took 2 MINUTES
Elite prefered species don't have a noticeably higher chance of getting banned due to spouting terrible shit
Anyways I’m going to sleep
speed run lol
Good night
see you later elite
Gn gn gn
sleep well oomfie
Don’t fucking kid yourself. Your type casting and being antagonistic mate
Nah, just a new death god.
Preferably without sacrificing the entire race
Why do I miss all the entertaining stuff
pronouns in name gambit?
Well don't miss out on this

Im not typecasting tho
It works
yeah space marine pfps have a bad record
Yeah she very much is not lol
correlation isn't always causation, but there's something connecting the two lol
Its not every space marine pfp, but it usually is a space marine pfp
I had a guy with a grey knight pfp pop in here and say i was a "murderer israelite", so how about you sit the fuck down and calm down 
Correlation isn't causation but we've had an awfully large sample size now
Anyways so yeah, the Emperor basically fucked humanity over and may or may not become a Chaos God when the throne blows up
chuds adorning Space Marines as pfps because they look cool
not every space marine pfp user is one
but theres a lot A LOT of them
i can make an entire list
Before it was just a generic ghillie suit
Just wanted to change it up
but you explained it well
Changed it like a week ago
I mean thats fine
Idk
just dont be sexist, homophobic or racist as per the rules and you're good lol
hey if you're cool it's not a problem
I just googled “edgy space marine hood robe”
Sorry, we're just kinda on a hair trigger
lol, "edgy"
Be nice be kind
i haven't changed my pfp in years, i should probably uh
The last server I was in banned me for pointing out selectively enforced rules lmao
idk, maybe
Vermintide 2 was awesome
Too bad the only dude I played it with just never spoke to me again lmao
yeah idgaf so do what you will here lol
Its most certainly gonna happen if gw ever decides to give 40k the end times fantasy treatment lol. Also it was only the ancestors of the drukhari that birthed slaanesh. The craftworld eldar aren't about that.
Yeah I don’t hunk the craft world minority in with the drukhari majority
Craft worlders are basically the descendants of
"No I don't want to participate in the BDSM party. Please leave me alone."
They are basically two different species at this point
Are the Drukhari even the majority?
I’m aware
Yeah
they are afaik
Well most of them were into the BDSM thing
they got the whole pocket dimension going and have no problems making more eldar
I thought the Deldar were like
40%
It’s more like 70
Huh
Lemme check
eldar reproduction sucks but deldar just grow more in tanks, np, ezpz
And those clones happen to be basically permanently second class citizens
In an already shit city
yeah lol
Well if craft worlds are content sized
That's actually the Exodites.
The Craftworlders were, "F it we gotta prophecy, so we gotta go." That's why you have places like Kaelor that are like hairsbreadth away from being Drukhari and Saym Hann who are just crazy.
And according to the wiki the d-eldar capital city is the size of a star system
I was crazy once...
still are.... 
They locked me in a room
They also don't follow the traditional path system, are really close with the Harlequin, and were the first to leave the Core Worlds which causes many of the Craftworlders to view them with suspicion.
(and before anyone says it, they have Aspect Shrines, but those are always separate from the main running of the Craftworld).
That was me 
Saim hann eldar fought back a tsons invasion on their cw so that makes them badasses in my book
Diddy marines
Okay but thats not really saying much, you can see that in the books
they consider them "wild" because they just arent super strict
thats it lol
also ALL craftworlds here or there work with Quins
I can’t like the eldar tbh
fine, Crazy, wild interchangeable based on context
the harlequins are culturally important to eldar in general
Have you read anything about them
I haven’t read any of there books so maybe I should go get one
Emperor's children tbh
💀
Honestly depending on some of the books, you might dislike em more

They do, but Saym Hann has a special mention in their Codex so they are super tight with them apparently and their Craftworld name is of the Void Serpent that was best bros with Cegorach.
i've only read aspect warrior, i think that was the title, it wasn't very good
Cegorach is cool so this is based
Who tf is cegoraxh
good insight into that part of eldar culture though
I need to calibrate my machine spirit
The Laughing God. The One who Ran Away.
Got fucking damn it
Harlequins still confuse me. I still don't know why Nocturne of Oblivion helps the rogue trader and his crew escape Commorragh in the game lol
TLDR;
The only Eldar god left alive.
And he is the clown god
Because it was funny.
He likes doing pranks
DON'T YOU GET THE JOKE! HONK!
Isha exists too tbh shes in the 4chan basement
Isha probably wishes she is dead
That's officially been confirmed to be the myth of only Lugganath.
Ahhh I remember now

lierally me
Stupid wiki don’t fucking load
No like, the codex outright says shes alive lol
Like Ynnari believe she's dead, and so does Iyanden iirc.
codex lore is universal
Because tzeentch being in the expanse is Bad
khaine is distributed around various craftworlds in various states
Okay so prepare for wall of text
She got kidnapped by the average discord groomer
he's kinda the worf of 40k though
Yeah, that's Lugganath's codex entry iirc, unless it's a different codex you're referring to?
Maybe the Chaos codex has something else, but anyways ADB or Abnett said, "Yeah, that's just Lugganath."
"My pus-filled kitten... Granddaddy is VERY angry..."
- Nurgle
Jesus all my autismo knowledge of the lore don’t mean shit here
I don’t know any of these names
LMAO I CAN SEE HIM SAYING THAT SHIT TOO
The average Warhammer 40k fan has autism
It might as well be a requirement
Secret footage from Nurgle's garden...
If you can do a Deku impression as good as this, I envy you.
(I’m not actually autistic, I’m just really good at info dumping and talk far too much)
Harlequins basically function on the trope of "appear where they have or need to be as the plot requires", its why they are always the best kind of tertiary characters in eldar or other plots. Each Masque (their sub-factions) do their own thing as ordained by the Laughing God's will for enigmatic goals, so everything they do ironically has some twisted or noble purpose which varies from the schtick of each masque from masque.
We dont really know which Masque that Nocturne belongs to but you can very much excuse everything he does as wanting to make sure you succeed as a rogue trader for some unknowable goal later down the line that will greatly benefit the eldar, hence why hes so chummy with you and helps you out in a pinch or acts as a delegate, and ironically these would be 100% true as Harlequins literally patrol the Black Library where the entire wikipedia knowledge of 40k is restored.
as fucked up as commorragh is i kinda am glad it's there
Its why 99% of their lore is showing up to murder, help or perform with people. Peak cinema.
at least someone is doing alright in the setting
Legion of the damned are cooler
If not way more contrived
I feel like his goal with von valancius is really simple because like
So they're just the eldar men in black then 
The drukhari’s takeaway from the fall was just
MIB but make them circus performers who make funny memes and yes lol
"If this kickass monkey lives they might stop a chaos incursion
This is good and I should help them"
“Well it happened once, who the fuck cares now, keep on partying”

