#40k-lore-chat

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prime seal
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yeah theres no fucking way rockstar doesnt win the court claim

arctic talon
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Anyways there’s a chunk of game companies have unions now

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But rockstar isn’t one of them lol

rustic patrol
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just stop bying rockstar games

arctic talon
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And they sure as shit are going to make sure one doesn’t form

rustic patrol
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plenty of gta clones to choose from now

prime seal
hallow plover
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Gta6 will sell whatever scandal happens

arctic talon
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The average consumer doesn’t care

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That 40 people got fired lol

prime seal
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"huh? dan houser came back and started nuking albania?"
crazy

arctic talon
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It’s irrelevant to them

lament shoal
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My grandpa was a mechanic for Union Pacific trains. He immigrated here from Costa Rica and barely spoke English, if any at all. Pretty much all of his coworkers didn't speak English either. Knowing this, for a long time the union reps manipulated him and his coworkers to vote for specific democrat politicians because they knew that they wouldn't be able to determine how to vote for themselves because of the language barrier.

crystal forum
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yeah yeah i get it sob story about a union being bad because anecdote

arctic talon
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What is even your point Jay

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About the rockstar union thing

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Or unionizing game devs

crystal forum
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im not talking about that rn

prime seal
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stfu he just told you his grandpas personal experience

arctic talon
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You didn’t made your point clear

prime seal
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no need to be rude about it

arctic talon
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Idfk

lament shoal
arctic talon
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Good and bad union exist

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What’s fucking new

crystal forum
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then why talk about it

prime seal
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"The company states that it fired a small number of individuals for distributing and discussing confidential information, which violated company policies."

lament shoal
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Because I have free fucking will and what you said reminded me of my grandfather's experience

prime seal
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this shouldnt even go to court

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rockstar is winning that claim frame 1

arctic talon
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Talking about unionizing is prolly against their company policy

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lol

crystal forum
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god i get mega pissed whenever i hear some dumb fuck skilled labor type talk to me about how the mob works with unions or how this one time they saw something bad happen

lament shoal
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I'm not tryna agree or disagree with anyone here

prime seal
arctic talon
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Jay you didn’t even make your point clear on game devs unionizing

arctic talon
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But I guess they have really strict PIP

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lol

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Gives them another nail to use

crystal forum
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and it's always the plumbers and electricians who got their full license

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those types who make way too much money for their own good

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suddenly they dont give a shit anymore about their fellow workers

prime seal
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we dont get leaks at all i think there was that one hacker but thats all

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so it must be omega strict

rustic patrol
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hottake : we don't get leaks because there's nothing to leak. Game literally in dev hell

crystal forum
arctic talon
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I mean if it’s a group entirely made up of Devs they might have a chance in court

arctic talon
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W/e

prime seal
arctic talon
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If you don’t want to talk don’t it it’s fine

prime seal
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rdr2 takes 200 hours to complete fully

rustic patrol
prime seal
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this game will definitely be even more packed

prime seal
crystal forum
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people are still discovering shit in gta 5 map

prime seal
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but i dont play online

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also nah

rustic patrol
prime seal
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saints row 1 and 2 sure

prime seal
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also no one wants that shit in 6

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get it out of here

crystal forum
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it's fucking wild

lament shoal
crystal forum
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the game really stopped giving a shit about adding sensical stuff

rustic patrol
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nah, last time I played was about 8 years ago

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good on them

crystal forum
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i find it dumb af

arctic talon
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I've never played a GTA

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💀

prime seal
rustic patrol
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eh, better than running erands for every mission

prime seal
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even dogshit gta advance

crystal forum
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i have gta 5 on xbox 360

rustic patrol
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lol, is that some sort of flex

arctic talon
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me? nah

prime seal
surreal nest
rustic patrol
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is the 360 some sort of status symbol?

arctic talon
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I've just not played it so I got 0 like

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reference

crystal forum
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can you believe that game lasted 3 fucking console gens

arctic talon
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yes

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honestly

prime seal
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having 5 on the 360 is a big flex

arctic talon
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bcs GTA 5 got turned into a live service game

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with GTA online

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at least from what I've heard

prime seal
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yeah

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but that was after they gained one of the biggest playerbases on earth

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day 1 people bought 5 for the singleplayer

crystal forum
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gta really got popular thanks to youtubers

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like vanoss

prime seal
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idk

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it was popular before youtube was even a thing

crystal forum
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yeah it was

rustic patrol
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man, I really don't have much gamer knowledge wtf is vanoss

crystal forum
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but as a single player game

rustic patrol
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Thanos's vtuber brother?

crystal forum
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i think the youtubers made gta online popular

prime seal
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the top 5 highest selling ps2 games has 2 gta games in it

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mb

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3

rustic patrol
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???? I don't get the math

prime seal
crystal forum
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like a decade ago

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i was watching him when the ps4 was considered new gen

prime seal
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the top 5 is straight up just gran turismo and grand theft auto

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2 series about cars with gran in the title

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tf

crystal forum
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i remember playing gta 4 at my friend's place on his ps2

prime seal
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how

crystal forum
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too violent for me

prime seal
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thats a ps3 game

crystal forum
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oh then ps3

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i never bought it myself

prime seal
crystal forum
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i was like 6

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or 12

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idk

prime seal
crystal forum
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lmao

prime seal
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same dude that cried his ps4 couldnt run cyberpunk

crystal forum
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what a dipshit

arctic talon
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not enough dirty cops in 2077

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lol

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There's only like 4 missions in the basegame where you need to fight cops

crystal forum
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the gta cops will shoot you for looking at them wrong

arctic talon
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6 if you count the DLC

dapper gyro
# prime seal

The same dude who is ready to destroy the public infrastructure investment for his own gain.

prime seal
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if you defend yourself from an npc thats randomly aggressive in san andreas the police will go after you

crystal forum
arctic talon
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LOL

crystal forum
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love the jank AI

prime seal
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btw i think musk was just lying for whatever reason

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this was 3 years before it

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try not to lie challenge

arctic talon
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might have just made a meme

crystal forum
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i hope hell is real only because people like him deserve it

arctic talon
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don't need to play GTA5 to know they're milking GTA5

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lol

prime seal
arctic talon
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LOL

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prolly

crystal forum
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the only thing he makes is money packages from his investors for some fucking reason

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he's getting like 500 billion or something

arctic talon
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1 trillion no?

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lol

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or did that one get rejected

crystal forum
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no not yet

arctic talon
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killing myself

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💀

crystal forum
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but legit feels like all of tesla's shareholders desire to make him the first trillionaire

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for what fucking reason??

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they gain nothing from this

arctic talon
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its funny?

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he's making them money?

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idfk

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god someone should shoot him lol

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hes such a piece of shit

crystal forum
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jeff bezos too

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and zuckerberg

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just line them up man

arctic talon
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also why do people think musk is some sort of super genius

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I mean his employees are smart sure

rustic patrol
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propaganda

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branding

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marketing

arctic talon
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but he himself?

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lol

crystal forum
rustic patrol
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also being rich is a moral value in the USA

arctic talon
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nah rich = rich

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lol

crystal forum
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now, well the people who think he's smart are themselves fucking morons

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since he has pretty much exposed how dumb rich people are

rustic patrol
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he also has an entire team to manage him, so they cover a lot of his BS

crystal forum
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i was ragging about him way before he came out as a dipshit

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he was always like this

arctic talon
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the one billionaire I know anything about I think is remotely intelligent is Jensen Huang 💀

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lol

rustic patrol
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frfr

arctic talon
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I've never liked Musk either

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lol

crystal forum
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and he straight up has just lied his way to where he is

arctic talon
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but I didn't hate him before

crystal forum
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he's just a hype man

arctic talon
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I mean yeah he "stole" tesla

crystal forum
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that's all he does

rustic patrol
crystal forum
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he promises shit he never delivers too

arctic talon
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yeah he bought it

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he also muscled out one of the co founders

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lol

rustic patrol
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happens

arctic talon
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I put "stole" in quotations

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mostly because he acts like its his idea

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when it really isn't

rustic patrol
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same shit happened to McDonalds

crystal forum
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do you know how spaceX got so much prominence

rustic patrol
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government handouts?

crystal forum
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i followed this a while back but elon musk is very lucky basically

arctic talon
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ray cock crook Krock

crystal forum
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and musk had just bought spaceX

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so he started schmoozing around the government for grants

rustic patrol
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lol, if you have enough money you can never lose gambling

basically what they have done

crystal forum
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and boy he got A LOT of grants

arctic talon
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there's a critical mass to wealth(as long as you're not insanely stupid)

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where it becomes harder to go broke then get more money

crystal forum
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you straight up can't spend your way out of a billion dollars

rustic patrol
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lol, sounds like some sort of money event horizon

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and billionaries are the blackholes

arctic talon
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pick one

arctic talon
crystal forum
arctic talon
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if you have 10k dollars you're closer to a millionaire then a millionaire is to a billionaire

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lol

crystal forum
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and because of greed these fuckers still want more

arctic talon
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A billion is an obscene number for wealth lol

rustic patrol
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sad thing is, a French revolution style uprising probably wouldn't help. iirc something like 85% of the victims were just middle and lower class people, and there wasn't much wealth redistribution anyways

crystal forum
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nah he'll die rich

arctic talon
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I mean yeah the french revolution was an abjact failure lol

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in terms of wealth redistribution

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which wasn't the goal of it

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so much as overthrowing the monarchy

crystal forum
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also he very well will be the first trillionaire which is batshit insane when you consider that within our lifetime we saw the first 100 billionaire

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that's the fucking US defense budget

rustic patrol
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lol when will people wake up that trickle down economics doesn't work

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that trillion didn't come from nothing

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it's not going to come DOWN to them It got sucked up FROM them

crystal forum
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americans having to learn about class consciousness

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impossible

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ten billion to israel

dapper gyro
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Butt think about the economic growth.

rustic patrol
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Argentina before that lol

vital ginkgo
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Do we know who Khorne's top guy was before kharn?

crystal forum
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americans will literally rather live in cyberpunk 2077 than vote for social democrats

celest cedar
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trickle down heaven

young pecan
dapper gyro
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GDP of a few can make the average look better despite the median is bellow the ground.

young pecan
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Well she didn't have a billion and then spend it but still

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(Dolly is the latter)

vital ginkgo
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Who was Khorne's top guy before kharn?

crystal forum
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GDP has never been an accurate measure of anything important to the average person

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it's a bullshit metric

young pecan
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I hate how much damage the anti-communist/socialist propaganda has done to my country

dapper gyro
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The Ununited States of America...

crystal forum
vital ginkgo
lament shoal
vital ginkgo
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So Kharn was number 1 huh

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Respect

rustic patrol
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Ka'Bandha

crystal forum
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im already seeing the repercussions of the tariffs on my country

rustic patrol
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until he got tricked by Tzeentch

vital ginkgo
lament shoal
celest cedar
vital ginkgo
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This is a no malarkey zone now

crystal forum
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just watch americans come crawling back to the left when the whole damn world erupts

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begging for sensical ideology

hallow plover
lament shoal
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I just want food to be affordable again man

crystal forum
rustic patrol
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nah, ICE needs the money

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apparently

hallow plover
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And that's the liberals KEKW_ogryn

vital ginkgo
rustic patrol
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wasn't it like the only thing that was open during the shutdown?

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b4 SNAP

hallow plover
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Is a third referendum coming jay?

crystal forum
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hallow plover
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Nope

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Will watch when I get home from work

crystal forum
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if you want to get pissed off then there ya go

hallow plover
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14 hours in the shift and I just want to go tonsleep

young pecan
crystal forum
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just another case of our country being used like a raw resource mine while we get none of the benefits

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fucking awesome

young pecan
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We love imperialism

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Which country?

hallow plover
celest cedar
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Les Canadiens

sly zenith
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We should a have a politics channel

hallow plover
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Je me souviens

vital ginkgo
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Technically this is still 40k lore

hallow plover
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It is

crystal forum
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my sister works at blackrock

sly zenith
young pecan
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It's just 2k lore

crystal forum
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she moved to new york city even

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and ofc she didnt vote for mamdami

vital ginkgo
crystal forum
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forgot to mention she's american citizen

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i hate

sly zenith
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I finally got my PC

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Holy shit my wallet

young pecan
crystal forum
hallow plover
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What's with mamdami?

young pecan
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Yeah true

hallow plover
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I know he's "extreme" in a socialist way

rustic patrol
lament shoal
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Lmfao Mamdanistan

young pecan
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He's like not even extreme is the thing

sly zenith
vital ginkgo
crystal forum
vital ginkgo
hallow plover
arctic talon
sly zenith
arctic talon
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A bit more then Bernie sanders

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aside from that meh

young pecan
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Middle class troglodytes thinking they're actually going to be impacted by billionaire and corporate taxes

rustic patrol
hallow plover
vital ginkgo
arctic talon
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ye

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I'm referring to it

crystal forum
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middle class doesnt exist for millenials and zoomers

arctic talon
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as being American

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lol

young pecan
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True

rustic patrol
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we are the working poor

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wage slaves

crystal forum
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we just have the illusion of middle class like our parents had

hallow plover
arctic talon
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it exists if your family in the past was middle class and you inhereted their money

sly zenith
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In my country I count as right wing because I believe I should be allowed to defend myself in my own home

young pecan
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It's okay to aspire but damn does your plan really have to include stepping on peoples' faces?

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Or hating minorities

hallow plover
rustic patrol
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if you're from America, yes

young pecan
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Or licking boots

crystal forum
hallow plover
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They all saw their parents die alone during covid and they don't want that happen to them

young pecan
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I hate boomers

crystal forum
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we all do

vital ginkgo
crystal forum
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my boomer grandad left nothing to my gen X dad

sly zenith
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Then again my dad also believes his generation fucked the planet

young pecan
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Most act like they were god's gift to earth but all they did was just reap the benefits of the people who ACTUALLY killed nazis and then fucked everything up for us

young pecan
crystal forum
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the boomer generation had access to some of the most comprehensive social programs in the US history yet their takeaway from it is that nobody else should have it

celest cedar
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allah new york and mamdan

sly zenith
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My dad also…..didn’t get a thing from being a boomer lmao

sly zenith
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My dad grew up in the most crime infested, violent shit hole in my country

crystal forum
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legit the most spoiled generation

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like not even close

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they also had the best economy fucking ever

sly zenith
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He had to join the army because he realised “oh fuck I’m gonna get killed if I don’t they out of here”

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East end of Glasgow was crazy back then

vital ginkgo
celest cedar
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is that gadriel

lament shoal
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Chadriel

vital ginkgo
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Is there a lore reason why gadriel looks like an outlast trials character?

lament shoal
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Thats the lore reason

celest cedar
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theyre constantly in battle

vital ginkgo
celest cedar
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why wouldnt they have battle scars

sly zenith
crystal forum
young pecan
vital ginkgo
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Look how they massacred my boy

celest cedar
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the only ultramarine to my knowledge

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that has hebrew name

sly zenith
celest cedar
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over the usual greek/latin

crystal forum
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cinematic titus also looks different

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and i hate it

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he got yassified

vital ginkgo
sly zenith
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Titus kinda changed between. Trailer/game and secret level

celest cedar
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gay - Dilara

vital ginkgo
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Uriel ventris @celest cedar

sly zenith
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He has a much more rectangular Irish looking face now

crystal forum
lament shoal
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Jay rediscovers his love for bears

celest cedar
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they cleaned up my boy

rustic patrol
sly zenith
vital ginkgo
celest cedar
sly zenith
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Yeah ?

crystal forum
hallow plover
lament shoal
celest cedar
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like how twinks = thin gay men

vital ginkgo
rustic patrol
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I'm not risking a leakage

crystal forum
celest cedar
hallow plover
rustic patrol
lament shoal
crystal forum
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this guy really is british

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he never heard of sex

celest cedar
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mmm bears

sly zenith
rustic patrol
crystal forum
crystal forum
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show dick or not true

young pecan
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Is it not?

celest cedar
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Gadriel my goat

crystal forum
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it's belcher's gland

rustic patrol
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It's still modern

rustic patrol
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The Imperial Fists don't have them

sly zenith
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They have avid spit to allow them to break binds and blind enemies

lament shoal
sly zenith
rustic patrol
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because they're flawed like the rest of them, and they turborushed production during the HH

rustic patrol
lament shoal
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Never forget

rustic patrol
rustic patrol
celest cedar
lament shoal
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Shut the fuck up

rustic patrol
young pecan
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The only memorable Chairon moment was when he roid raged when they got separated from him

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And he started acting like he was gonna get corrupted

sly zenith
crystal forum
lament shoal
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Lmfao

young pecan
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When people were getting angry in here when that off-screen death was dropped, I heard the name and thought it was an AoS character or something

celest cedar
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bro I literally mistook Metaurus for just aged up Chairon

celest cedar
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thas how much I remember Chairon

crystal forum
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what about the goatee guy

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the most important character

rustic patrol
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the scottish one?

crystal forum
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welsh no?

lament shoal
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No one cares about Acheran bruh

celest cedar
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acheran who

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WH OMEGALUL

lament shoal
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The captain in sm2

crystal forum
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he's literally a tabletop model

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captian in phobos or smth

sly zenith
crystal forum
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isn't he

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i thought he was welsh

young pecan
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I remembered Acheran more than Chairon

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And he only showed up in two cutscenes

crystal forum
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i remember goatee guy because im forced to listen to him yap

celest cedar
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I can only spare 3 men titus

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take back the 500 worlds with only 3 men titus

crystal forum
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while i admired the bladeguard models next to him

rustic patrol
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lol

crystal forum
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the watch of death.....

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(not the deathwatch)

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i legit thought for a moment that they put him in charge of the deathwatch

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which would be so fucking funny

dapper gyro
young pecan
nocturne crest
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Would a titan management game make sense?

sacred ginkgo
nocturne crest
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Like last train home, if you ever seen that?

sacred ginkgo
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I feel like they aren't big enough (internally)

crystal forum
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thank you youtube this is exactly what i wanted to watch

rustic patrol
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AI slop, or fakeshocktrivia?

crystal forum
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surprisingly this looks like a manually edited thumbnail

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old school clickbait

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i wonder what kind of entities lurk in titanic

rustic patrol
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fish

crystal forum
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and what bad news this could spell for us

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it looks like two dudes

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just chilling

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at the bottom of the ocean

rustic patrol
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It's Bioshock

crystal forum
rustic patrol
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evidence of Rapture

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they gonna steal our nukes

near wasp
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I doubt anything lives in the Titanic except maybe a few crabs given how deep it is

rustic patrol
rustic patrol
crystal forum
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i love how titanic sank in like the worst possible place

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so nobody could even see it for half a century

near wasp
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You know we found it as a byproduct right

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We were doing some top secret stuff in the area and used trying to find the Titanic as cover

crystal forum
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is this a bit

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im sorta glad that the titanic is completely unrecoverable

near wasp
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It's not a bit

crystal forum
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it means rich people wont be able to resurrect its corpse

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which they have tried many times

near wasp
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Dude who found it was tasked with finding two sunken subs and found them so early he was able to also find the titanic

crystal forum
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was it with radar cartography or whatever it's called

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wait sunken subs

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how many fucking subs are at the bottom of that part of the ocean

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there's the recent one now too

near wasp
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At least three

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XD

crystal forum
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it's just the titanic surrounded by subs at this point

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and people say the bermuda triangle is in the south

rustic patrol
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fun fact : the water pressure at the depth of the Titanic is so high it causes calcium to leach into the surrounding water. That means there are no bones of the passanges who sank there. You can only tell where the bodies were by the leather shoes that were left behind.

nocturne crest
crystal forum
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but who cares it's just a replica

hallow plover
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Arab emirates titanic 2

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They have the money

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They'll terraform anything too

rustic patrol
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The Line is a dead project

nocturne crest
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Yep.

arctic talon
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It being a replica is whatever tbh

opaque coyote
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...

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Preferably as like

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A museum

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For everyone to visit

rustic patrol
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never been on a pleasure cruise, but also not super enthused about it

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replica Titanic I excpect 5 star meals and a cruise

opaque coyote
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Only one is left

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Queen Mary 2

rustic patrol
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idk, but that looks like too few lifeboats for the entire ship

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10/11 on each side?

opaque coyote
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The difference between Ocean liners and cruise ships is that

Ocean Liners are mainly for transportation

Cruise ships are there specifically for you to hang around in.

rustic patrol
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lessons of the Titanic not learned apparently

opaque coyote
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Tbf I don't think many travel on there

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Mainly because again, Ocean liners got mostly phased out

opaque coyote
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B) 20 Lifeboats hold 1178 people

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...which was unfortunately too little for the amount of people that were on the titanic

rustic patrol
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wouldn't probably pay for a liner, even if it's just for the experience

wouldn't turn down an invitation either though

opaque coyote
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I would not trust a replica Titanic cruise

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Listen, Ocean gate tested fate

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And it basically clapped back as hard as it could

rustic patrol
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lol, fair

crystal forum
crystal forum
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and planes even have the whole class division going on still Kek

opaque coyote
#

Airplanes kinda fucking suck

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To stay in

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Trains are so much better smh

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Seriously though I hate long airplane rides

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I get it, it's the fastest way

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But that doesn't mean that sitting in a tiny ass spot for 17 hours with wifi that costs money to even use

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Does NOT suck ass

rustic patrol
#

we need zeplins

crystal forum
opaque coyote
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The average airplane

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Seriously why the FUCK DOES IT COST MONEY TO USE THE WIFI

surreal nest
opaque coyote
surreal nest
opaque coyote
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So I usually spend like the 10+ hour flight with like zero sleep

surreal nest
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Therefore not a skill issue

opaque coyote
#

Short airplane rides are fine

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Minus the feeling when the airplane goes up

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Still makes me slightly unnerved

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I think it's just my instincts being like

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"OH GOD WHY AM I GOING UP FUCK FUCK FU-"

crystal forum
opaque coyote
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China, though I lied about it being 17.

It was 15 hours

crystal forum
#

you do that trip frequently?

opaque coyote
#

Luckily no

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Still a bad experience though

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Not like traumatizing or anything but like

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I spent like 1 hour of that flight hearing a baby crying

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At that moment, I understood DBZ Broly completely

crystal forum
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get some earmuff headphones

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cheaper than noise cancelling AND they actually work

opaque coyote
#

If only I knew that when I was like 8 years old

crystal forum
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bruuuh

opaque coyote
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Yeah I usually use those now

crystal forum
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not even a recent experience

opaque coyote
#

I did take a flight to Hawaii 2 years ago

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...

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I still had to pay for wifi so I didn't

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I just watched a shitty movie

opaque coyote
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I don't even remember the movie

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But it was an Adam Sandler comedy so

crystal forum
opaque coyote
#

That was my dad's logic yes

rustic patrol
lament shoal
#

Y'all think the new steam machine could properly run darktide?

arctic talon
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Yes

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based on shown specs

opaque coyote
#

Like the Steam Machine is basically a prebuilt

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except probably less shitty and overpriced

#

Apparently it's slightly slower than a Playstation 5 in pure specs.

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My best guess is that it will be inbetween $500 and $800

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Which is pretty good, especially for ppl who just want to get into PC gaming

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Considering the Steam deck was made to be as cost effective as possible while still working well

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The Steam Machine is likely the same

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Either way it's funny that Steam is now just making what's essentially a prebuilt PC and a handheld gaming laptop

arctic talon
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Well the steam machine is meant to appeal to the console audience

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Which is funny

opaque coyote
#

Consoles are basically made as a cheaper alternative to gaming pcs

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well nowadays

rustic patrol
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lmfao Space Marines without the indoctrination = Night Lords

I mean, not wrong. They know they are the tool of an evil oppressive regieme and they relish in it.

sly zenith
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Uh I don’t know about that

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It would completely depend on where they get recruited from

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In Dante’s book. He had principles before he was a slave marine . His finally test was to see exactly if he had them

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“It’s called the test of Horus boy, do you know why it’s called that ?”

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“If I have to kill him, then I don’t want to win”

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“I didn’t come here for power”

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Nostromo was a planet of criminals and rapsists

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That’s why the night lords did that

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Because they were sadistic power hungry criminals and rapists

storm jungle
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^

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Space Marines' idea of duty erodes when you dont really keep up the indoctrination.

arctic talon
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Also they were specifically sending the worst of those people to the night lords

storm jungle
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thats why they go rogue or become CSM

storm jungle
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while others straight up brainwash them constantly ala Minotaurs etc

sly zenith
storm jungle
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lmao

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Also the Risen didnt even exist until now

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because GW just made it seem like every Fallen was some chaos nutjob

sly zenith
lament shoal
storm jungle
sly zenith
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So every space marine needs to be constantly indoctrinated

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That’s what your saying

storm jungle
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Okay then do a Chapter that doesnt do sermons religious or non-religious along with all their legacy wanking in-universe and how they must uphold their ideas/regime then

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I wonder what you'd get

rustic patrol
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The ones least indoctrinated are the Space Wolves. They use alcohol instead.

storm jungle
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Indoctrination doesnt mean forceful brainwashing yall know this right

rustic patrol
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"least" is relative

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but at least they stood up to the Inquisition that 1 time.

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I'm grasping at straws here

storm jungle
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It can be as much as some drill-sergeant shouting at your face that you are the "best of the best of the best" and must protect your country or whatever

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its the drilling of your regime/whatever the fuck's ideas to your head that must be upheld

rustic patrol
#

Space Wolves Indoctrination : Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf!

storm jungle
#

but a majority of DA books always have some generic evil Fallen villains

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along with other material

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the Risen are like the most forefront example of them existing en-masse which is good

forest orbit
#

has a space marine pfp

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where have I seen this before- oh wait thats me too

sly zenith
sly zenith
storm jungle
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literally every time

forest orbit
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Im sure future interactions will go swimmingly

forest orbit
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Every space marine material I read shows this KEKW_ogryn

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thats kinda the point

urban spire
storm jungle
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LOL

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Basically the example i was giving yeah

arctic talon
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It’s not constantly no? It’s just the super heavy initial round

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And then like chaplain sermons I guess

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lol

urban spire
#

yeah the trick is to make it self perpetuating within the soldier culture you create, but not so strong that they start hazing each other to death or career ending injury cough russia

#

of course that might work at first, but then one generation later nobody remembers that you're doing it for a purpose, they just do it cause it's tradition, and then you get the spartans

storm jungle
#

why do you think chaplains exist

sly zenith
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I was only trying to ascertain, if you meant the actual psychic/automatic indoctrination they get given. Or just propaganda level stuff.

storm jungle
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also with primaris chaplain trainees now also got literal executioners

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which is um

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a bit a extreme

arctic talon
storm jungle
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lmao

urban spire
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"if you do literally any work other than soldiering you are gay and woke and don't deserve to be a spartan" that's cool man how did that work out

storm jungle
sly zenith
urban spire
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there's a lot of unflattering parallels between marines and spartans, really

storm jungle
storm jungle
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which isnt intentional but uh

sly zenith
#

Templar/Buddhist warrior monks/spartans

urban spire
#

slave owning warrior class enforcing autocracy

sly zenith
#

Is there any part of the lore, where it’s implied or stated. That the emperor was gonna try and fix the living conditions in the imperium after the crusade and the webway project

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?

urban spire
#

i think that was his implicit intent, but he kinda got lost in the sauce

sly zenith
#

Huh

opaque coyote
#

(tm)

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I have a feeling that it would've taken a while though

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Although I don't trust somebody who's literal solution for any other race being

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"Kill em all"

urban spire
#

the whole effort was doomed from the second he made space marines

opaque coyote
urban spire
#

well the emperor himself was pretty cool with non-aggressive aliens

storm jungle
#

who says the brutality will pass once they secure the galaxy

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lol

#

they had to find some reason why a literal revolutionary would work with space hitler

urban spire
#

he wanted humanity integrated into the webway network

storm jungle
#

Not quite

#

the webway narrative is a bit askew due to word of mouth

urban spire
#

news to me but i don't mind being wrong

#

thought the golden throne was a prototype webway portal though

storm jungle
#

its more of a forceful one

#

it has eldar tech in it

arctic talon
#

It’s like a totally fucked up fusion

storm jungle
#

but yeah as far as im aware the Webway Project was for FTL only

arctic talon
#

The emperor built on top of some existing stuff for it

sly zenith
opaque coyote
opaque coyote
#

A single one

sly zenith
#

Yeah one

storm jungle
sly zenith
#

What about the next one

storm jungle
#

everyone fucked up

opaque coyote
sly zenith
#

Feeding them is no where near as bad as fucking making one

arctic talon
#

The craftworld eldar are also literally not at fault

#

lol

storm jungle
opaque coyote
rustic patrol
storm jungle
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LOL

#

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE

arctic talon
#

The dark king is inevitable yeah

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lol

misty vector
#

I mean look at chaos as a faction its all humans

arctic talon
#

So humanity is gona make one

storm jungle
#

thanks Emperor

arctic talon
#

(Eventually)

#

Question is when

#

Rather then If

rustic patrol
sly zenith
#

Ah yes the god fated to come from humanity.

AND YET WE SAID NO AND IT NEVER BECAME A THING

arctic talon
#

Samus exists

opaque coyote
#

Also the daemons for it already exist

arctic talon
#

It’s going to happen eventually

opaque coyote
#

It's emerging

arctic talon
#

Much like slaanesh

#

It exists retroactively

rustic patrol
#

Samus exists in a time loop

storm jungle
sacred ginkgo
arctic talon
#

Blaming all of humanity is daft anyways

#

On it

rustic patrol
#

he stuck eternally losing to the guy who makes him

arctic talon
#

Same with blaming all the eldar for slaanesh

#

lol

storm jungle
sly zenith
arctic talon
#

Yes it’s literally just the emperors fault technically

#

Regarding the dark king

#

If he drank too deeply of the warp during the siege he’d fucking explode on the spot

sly zenith
#

Deadass idgaf about any of this. I just wanna destroy anyone who opposes me

rustic patrol
#

Nooooooo, it couldn't be the blessed Emperor?! It's all Magnus's fault!

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Look

#

Best case scenario for humanity

#

The dark king doesn’t feed primarily on human souls

#

Worse case scenario eldar soul to slaanesh 2

storm jungle
#

no

arctic talon
#

Dark king boogaloo

rustic patrol
sly zenith
rustic patrol
#

in like, 1/1millionth of the time span

sly zenith
#

Totally real opinion

#

100%

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

The drukhari are the only eldar that are responsible for slaanesh

#

Tbh

#

The drukhari are the eldar empire

#

Well

rustic patrol
sly zenith
arctic talon
#

Their sucessors rather

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

The craftworld eldar/clowns/exodites are blameless

#

Tbh

rustic patrol
#

where are these % coming from lol

storm jungle
rustic patrol
storm jungle
#

fastest mask off

misty vector
#

Wonder if when that eldar death cult fulfills their objective and defeat slaanesh, will they never have existed?

misty vector
#

With the determinism stuff

arctic talon
#

Slaanesh will have “died”

storm jungle
sacred ginkgo
arctic talon
#

Anyways I’m going to sleep

rustic patrol
arctic talon
#

Good night

urban spire
#

see you later elite

misty vector
#

Gn gn gn

storm jungle
#

sleep well oomfie

sly zenith
opaque coyote
sacred ginkgo
urban spire
opaque coyote
sacred ginkgo
storm jungle
#

ask literally everyone here

#

lmao

urban spire
#

yeah space marine pfps have a bad record

forest orbit
#

Yeah she very much is not lol

rustic patrol
#

correlation isn't always causation, but there's something connecting the two lol

opaque coyote
#

Didn't see you for a while

misty vector
#

Its not every space marine pfp, but it usually is a space marine pfp

forest orbit
sacred ginkgo
storm jungle
#

^

#

its mostly the effect of like

opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

chuds adorning Space Marines as pfps because they look cool

#

not every space marine pfp user is one

#

but theres a lot A LOT of them

#

i can make an entire list

sly zenith
#

Before it was just a generic ghillie suit

forest orbit
#

yeah its very funny

#

also like- strange

sly zenith
#

Just wanted to change it up

forest orbit
#

but you explained it well

sly zenith
#

Changed it like a week ago

storm jungle
#

I mean thats fine

opaque coyote
#

I assume

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Dark green

sly zenith
#

Idk

storm jungle
#

just dont be sexist, homophobic or racist as per the rules and you're good lol

urban spire
#

hey if you're cool it's not a problem

sly zenith
#

I just googled “edgy space marine hood robe”

opaque coyote
#

Sorry, we're just kinda on a hair trigger

rustic patrol
#

lol, "edgy"

misty vector
#

Be nice be kind

opaque coyote
urban spire
#

i haven't changed my pfp in years, i should probably uh

sly zenith
urban spire
#

idk, maybe

sly zenith
#

Vermintide 2 was awesome

#

Too bad the only dude I played it with just never spoke to me again lmao

storm jungle
lament shoal
sly zenith
opaque coyote
#

Craft worlders are basically the descendants of

"No I don't want to participate in the BDSM party. Please leave me alone."

sly zenith
#

They are basically two different species at this point

opaque coyote
sly zenith
#

I’m aware

sly zenith
urban spire
#

they are afaik

opaque coyote
#

Huh

#

...

sly zenith
#

Well most of them were into the BDSM thing

urban spire
#

they got the whole pocket dimension going and have no problems making more eldar

opaque coyote
#

I thought the Deldar were like

40%

sly zenith
#

It’s more like 70

opaque coyote
#

Huh

sly zenith
#

Lemme check

urban spire
#

eldar reproduction sucks but deldar just grow more in tanks, np, ezpz

opaque coyote
#

In an already shit city

urban spire
#

yeah lol

sly zenith
#

Well if craft worlds are content sized

rustic patrol
sly zenith
#

And according to the wiki the d-eldar capital city is the size of a star system

storm jungle
#

Crazy?

#

mfer they just ride bikes lol

opaque coyote
storm jungle
sly zenith
#

No copium zone

opaque coyote
rustic patrol
# storm jungle mfer they just ride bikes lol

They also don't follow the traditional path system, are really close with the Harlequin, and were the first to leave the Core Worlds which causes many of the Craftworlders to view them with suspicion.

(and before anyone says it, they have Aspect Shrines, but those are always separate from the main running of the Craftworld).

opaque coyote
#

A rubber room with Space Marines

#

And Space Marines

storm jungle
opaque coyote
#

Make me crazy

#

Crazy I w-

lament shoal
#

Saim hann eldar fought back a tsons invasion on their cw so that makes them badasses in my book

sly zenith
storm jungle
#

they consider them "wild" because they just arent super strict

#

thats it lol

#

also ALL craftworlds here or there work with Quins

sly zenith
#

I can’t like the eldar tbh

rustic patrol
urban spire
#

the harlequins are culturally important to eldar in general

storm jungle
sly zenith
#

I haven’t read any of there books so maybe I should go get one

opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

💀

opaque coyote
rustic patrol
urban spire
#

i've only read aspect warrior, i think that was the title, it wasn't very good

storm jungle
sly zenith
#

Who tf is cegoraxh

urban spire
#

good insight into that part of eldar culture though

sly zenith
#

I need to calibrate my machine spirit

rustic patrol
#

The Laughing God. The One who Ran Away.

sly zenith
#

Got fucking damn it

lament shoal
#

Harlequins still confuse me. I still don't know why Nocturne of Oblivion helps the rogue trader and his crew escape Commorragh in the game lol

opaque coyote
rustic patrol
#

Because it was funny.

opaque coyote
#

He likes doing pranks

rustic patrol
#

DON'T YOU GET THE JOKE! HONK!

storm jungle
opaque coyote
rustic patrol
sly zenith
opaque coyote
storm jungle
sly zenith
#

Stupid wiki don’t fucking load

storm jungle
rustic patrol
#

Like Ynnari believe she's dead, and so does Iyanden iirc.

storm jungle
#

codex lore is universal

sacred ginkgo
urban spire
#

khaine is distributed around various craftworlds in various states

storm jungle
lament shoal
urban spire
rustic patrol
#

Yeah, that's Lugganath's codex entry iirc, unless it's a different codex you're referring to?
Maybe the Chaos codex has something else, but anyways ADB or Abnett said, "Yeah, that's just Lugganath."

opaque coyote
sly zenith
#

Jesus all my autismo knowledge of the lore don’t mean shit here

#

I don’t know any of these names

rustic patrol
#

That's what you get for being Xenohater

#

monkeigh

lament shoal
opaque coyote
#

It might as well be a requirement

opaque coyote
sly zenith
#

(I’m not actually autistic, I’m just really good at info dumping and talk far too much)

storm jungle
# lament shoal Harlequins still confuse me. I still don't know why Nocturne of Oblivion helps t...

Harlequins basically function on the trope of "appear where they have or need to be as the plot requires", its why they are always the best kind of tertiary characters in eldar or other plots. Each Masque (their sub-factions) do their own thing as ordained by the Laughing God's will for enigmatic goals, so everything they do ironically has some twisted or noble purpose which varies from the schtick of each masque from masque.

We dont really know which Masque that Nocturne belongs to but you can very much excuse everything he does as wanting to make sure you succeed as a rogue trader for some unknowable goal later down the line that will greatly benefit the eldar, hence why hes so chummy with you and helps you out in a pinch or acts as a delegate, and ironically these would be 100% true as Harlequins literally patrol the Black Library where the entire wikipedia knowledge of 40k is restored.

urban spire
#

as fucked up as commorragh is i kinda am glad it's there

storm jungle
#

Its why 99% of their lore is showing up to murder, help or perform with people. Peak cinema.

urban spire
#

at least someone is doing alright in the setting

sly zenith
#

Legion of the damned are cooler

arctic talon
#

Comorroagh is having a good time

#

Even as it all goes to shit

sly zenith
#

If not way more contrived

sacred ginkgo
lament shoal
arctic talon
#

The drukhari’s takeaway from the fall was just

storm jungle
sacred ginkgo
#

"If this kickass monkey lives they might stop a chaos incursion
This is good and I should help them"

arctic talon
#

“Well it happened once, who the fuck cares now, keep on partying”