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craftworld eldar
eldart just can't stop taking Ls
cwe should dominate
they ran out of cadia before they ran out of cadians
damned cadian immigrants causing warp phenomonon
The Imperium version has the girl be a Sister of Battle and the Ethereal is probably someone like an Inquistor.
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Rare to see good non AI 40k music
yeah i know the dude you are talking about
made the song that made Rylanor famous online
Yeha he’s one of the reason I distrust all warhammer YouTubers
Youtubers in general shouldn't be trusted.
not 8?
@arctic talon @spring cairn Vindicta, is she scummy? Thoughts?
Question: do space marines at all use any sort of greatswords, or is it just power axes and thunder hammers at best?
dark angels' look better
the strongest weapon in the setting is a greatsword
afaik the blade brethern of the black templars use greatswords as their standard weapon
but yeah powered greatswords are among the strongest weapons in the SMs arsenal but they are rare and reserved for the chapter's best
oh nah if were talking in general i dont think they compare to necron technology, i was talking about the emperors sword
oh yeah that thing is in a class all it's own
but afaik an artificer greatsword can cut a helbrute clean in half
Justiciar have a large 2h Greatsword, could even be considered a Claymore
I see I see
It's quite literally an executioner's sword
that first one isn't a Judiciar, the second one is
ah right, though I doubt Cacti was thinking about that model
leave it to GW to give 2 completely different units names that are both similar and basically means the exact same thing lol
well they said Justiciar
also 2h sword which it doesn't have
it does
it's tiny
remember the grey knights have a wrist bolter
yeah the mini has a very small one lmao, the art shows them much longer
but you can tell by the handle its made to be used with 2 hands
fair, and to be clear, I barely know anything about GK because I really don't care about them 
but I concede
they're the ones with the baby carrier
all you need to know
i only know as much as i do because of the chaos gate video game lmao
I did too but none of their stuff really stuck with me
the 2 things that stuck with me the most is they use polearms and have epic helmets
Was thinking of the Chaplain one

Judiciar is just another way to say Justiciar so easy mistake to make
ye
classic GW naming
Greatswords are used by a good few marines yeah
Not standard
but they're def around
Do we consider SM Evicerator to be Greatswords ?
Greatsword implies that it's double edged 
(it doesn't matter)
Or I don't know actually, usually the definition includes the double edged nature of it but does it really matter
Space marines don’t typically use eviscerators
If they use great swords it’s normally a power sword
Seeing as how they are just better
Nah this is GW naming
Ferris manus (iron hands) leader of the “iron hands” legion who also had iron hands
Angron the angry dude who leads a legion of angry dudes
Malum Caedo, a guy who kills demons who’s name translates to “slaughter evil”
It's not really uncommon for space marine to wield an eviscerator either
and of course their more infamous name, the Cacodominus (literal latin for sh1t lord)
Eviscerator: This is a much larger, two-handed chain weapon, typically used by specific specialist units or more powerful individuals in the lore. It is comparable in effect to a Chainfist,
“A larger, extended version of the Chainsword, known as the Eviscerator, is usually seen in the hands of Imperial religious fanatics such as penitent Sisters of Battle or the zealous and fiery Redemptionists. Eviscerators, being large, two-handed weapons, are generally powerful enough to have similar effects to the Chainfists frequently carried by Terminators.”
Direct quote from wiki
It is not a common weapon
The only exception would be if primaris introduction suddenly changed this
Which no doubt it did because GW love to water down their own setting. Fuck logistics, Am I right ?
You could take 1 per 5 marines in an assault squad
Back when they got their update in 6e
There’s no primaris units with eviscerators on the tabletop
They have them in lore(sometimes)
Funnily enough marines didn’t get power greatswords until after 8e
Despite them having them in lore
I mean normally they were named swords
Like special one used by primarchs or whatever
No generic option is my point
Not for captains either
Though we know some chapters had a good stock of them in lore
Like the dark angels lol
Anyways they couldn’t run them at all outside of azreal’s funny stick
Now they’ve got like more
Bcs of the inner circle companions and Asmodai’s new mini
Based on that one old art of him with the great sword lol
Yeah I’ve seen some of the inner circle stuff
I was thinking about getting some models but I just bought a pc so I’m skint
Wallets only so big
GW is like the anti-bank
Wiki or Lexicanum? And the topic was on Space Marine usage on eviscerators and they were quite common for the heresy units
Yeah I was talking about space marine usage
I used the fandom wiki so lemme check the other two (fandom is bullshit sometimes)
The Eviscerator is most “commonly found in the Imperium, amongst whose population it has come to symbolise religious wrath. For this reason the Eviscerator is often the weapon of choice with Priests of the Ecclesiarchy who have been inducted into either the Imperial Guard, Sisters of Battle, or by members of one of the Redemption Cults.[1][3]”
Heresy letting you run a full squad of despoilers with eviscerators is funny
Even if it’s an awful use of points
in heresy for example a squad of despoilers (which are the basic troop choice for melee marines) a squad of 10 can have 2 heavy chainswords (=eviscerators)
in the current edition
I don't remember if 2.0 had the option to field the full squad with them
whens gw selling a real life chain sword
I have some disgruntled emotions I want to take out on people I had beef with 19 years ago
Salamander, White Scar, Blood Angel and World Bearer inductii can all take Heavy Chainswords it seems
and SoH inductii can take one in every 4
same with WE, EC and SW
Yeah. My point was that is isn’t common
My point was that it's not really uncommon either 😄
but that's not true
👆
I checked all three wikis all of them say the same thing
but we have plenty of evidence of them using them, whole squads even
it's like saying chainaxes are uncommon
because not every marine has one
Chain axes are uncommon though
guh
Common - chainsword/combat knife’s. Standard issue space marine kit
Uncommon - power swords, power axes
Rare - relic blades(power great swords) , eviscerators, , power lances, chain axes
Its uncommon, but not rare
Chains axes are rarely seen amongst loyalist forces
And I’m not talking about table top I’m talking about the lore
And what the basis of it ?
I can see your typing I’ll wait till you finish talking
Wdym
The basis of what. The conversation as a whole. My opinion, his opinion.
?
What factor are you considering to say that it is rarer than the other?
How often it is seen used or mentioned being used in the lore
Books. Audiobooks. Comics (there aren’t many of comics)
It really just comes down to preference and doctrine of the chapter or individual
it's not a question of rarity
Space Sharks are a chapter filled with chainaxes even though they're always low on resources and are struggling to keep up with the demand of war
Flesh Tearers prefer eviscerators and chain axes over chainswords
those are explicitly stated to being rare
What about necron phase blades. An entire section of the asassinorum use them
Helfire guns ?
it has never been stated that eviscerators or chain axes are rare or for a very specific sect or group of individuals unlike these items
Arbalests are never stated to be rare
Skitari use them all the time
tbf I didn't even know what you were meaning with arbalests
Rail assisted slug rifles

Just gonna say that the lore does leave space to let you homebrew your chapter as using Chain Axes as commonly as another would Chain Swords, just that they still act the same on the TT
Yup.
We aren’t talking about hombrew
Or tabletop
And also that while in lore and mini 8 times out of 10 you're going to have a standard Medieval Knight style Sword (Bastard Sword), any type of real (and imaginary) Melee weapon can exist in the standard array
she is like GT but awful
shes my new main im so goated with her
as in just a dogshit character
gl
cuz she ain't great
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it's so bad ppl unironically do melee green vindicta
Who?
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I made an Invisimech Fanchild
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Wouldn't it be Robertsson ?
Trying to think of some ways a chaos corrupted ruststalker could semi-stealthily sabotage/soften up a militarum convoy before it attacks in earnest
Visi doesnt want to continue the Robertson naming convention xd
But that is continuing the naming conventions...
Does the religion/Dogma of the Empire have any kind of official position on the afterlife?
To me a lot of it seems like a parody/satire / a total corruption of Christian virtues.
like in Christianity you would be adviced to think the best of everyone, assume they are angels that always mean the best. For even if you get betrayed, you did the right thing, because this life is only a shadow of the one to come
But to me it seems that the Imperial religion is extremely if not SOLELY concerned with this life, with the survival of the human race agains the Chaos and Xenos threat
There is an extreme encouragement towards self sacrifice in the name of service towards the Emperor and the Human race
but I don't think I have ever heard of any kind of Afterlife in the 40K universe
The most I have heard is something like "Even in death, I serve" but even that seems to refer to the dead being brought back to life/their corpses used for service, rather than some kind of afterlife
I would imagine in the 40K universe there would be an even higher need for some kind of blissful afterlife for the people to not go insane
so is there any kind of official Dogma from the Ecclesiarchy concerning a faithful servants afterlife?
Anything like a blissful existence in some type of "heaven" with the Emperor?
Yes
My understanding is that in 40K souls exists and they ALL go to the warp... which seems always to be more like Hell than Heaven... is this correct?
The Warp is more like the Greek afterlife in that sense, both the good and the bad part were there.
The Emperor is believed to take the souls of those that died in his name, but for the most part that ain't really true, most get munched by Warp being or Daemons, or just burn out in the warp
But from what I understand even the Greeks had Elysium for the good people.
It is not well known internationally at all, but the pagan religion of the past from my country Finland had a concept of afterlife called "Tuonela" which was basically a damp, dark and miserable place where EVERYONE would go after death
life there would basically be the same as in this life, but more or less more miserable than here lol
Even with the influence of Christianity, there were merely additions of "well bad people like murderers and rapists might get a bed made out of stone instead of wool when they die" 😂
The Imperial cult think there is an Elysium, or Valhalla...
Doesn't mean there is one
In this belief would those souls taken by the Emperor still exist in the Warp, but merely closer to/together with the Emperor so that their existence would be somewhat blissful?
Yeah that is kinda what I was asking for, what the Imperial cult believes in
what their Dogma is concerning the afterlife
not as much the actual reality
Is it that the belief in Afterlife in the 40K universe is very "loose"
Like even the ecclesiarchy will give you a very vague "you go to the Emperor" answer?
Like nothing specific/more developed like for example in Christianity about the second coming, joining of the Heaven and the Earth, new paradise, everything made whole etc.
also being consumed by a daemon; does that mean your soul just stops existing? Like annihilation, total stop of consciousness?
Or do you eternally exists in some psychic warp torture plane?
Anillation
You get slowly agonizingly torn apart on a spiritual level then stop existing once daemons are done eating you so yeah total annihilation
I see
a little variation
Apparently Orks believe in a reincarnation kind of "afterlife"
You get sent to Gork and Mork when you die, then you are reborn in a new body to fight again for all eternity
which probably actually happens knowing the power of belief when it comes to the Orks
sounds like Heaven for them
also wait is even the Dogmatic teaching of the Imperial cult that even most servants of the God Emperor just get munched by Daemons?
Like only the MOST faithful servants will be taken by the Emperor?
bro... it's like they want most people to just become Chaos worshippers 😂
Either you have an immensly small chance of being chosen by the Emperor to fight eternally against Chaos
or
you embrace Nurgle and get to spread his "love" forever in a blissful state of ignorance to your true state...
hmmm difficult choice 😂
Also for "The Chosen" that get sacrificed for the Astronomicon, I am guessing the belief is that this is a very holy sacrifice and you basically get guaranteed chosen by the Emperor to be apart of his holy light and not get munched by demons?
Is the power of belief thing is just a meme, or does it truly work that way.
Since it sounds like the warp is just a reflection of emotions/reality does the power of belief thing apply to everyone?
Do gods/daemons and such exist in the warp and such just because enough beings believe in them?
Also btw is there any explanation as to why there aren't really any "Good Chaos gods" in the warp?
Like why isn't there a god that is formed from all the positive emotions of all sentient beings?
Like a god that consists of all the feelings of love and empathy?
Well I don't think they'd be called a chaos god if they were good
I dont think it is about enough people believing that they exist, but they are generated by the emotions of sentient beings
like for example Khorne gets most of his power from all the wrath, bloodlust, hatred etc. that is felt in the universe by all sentient beings
Slaanesh wasn't born because the Elves started believing in Her one day, but because the Elves became so decadent
haha yeah true, but like a god that exists in the warp in general
also wait what... is the current imperium of mankind in the 40th millenium not as grand as it was during the Dark age of technology???
like is the technology now worse and the reach of humanity's power worse than before?
I always saw the warp as like an explanation for why the 40k universe is doomed to be in war forever, as war causes a lot of negative emotions which make the warp worse, bad warp causes terrible things to happen in reality, which causes more negative emotions and makes the warp worse again, so the imperium can never truly win against chaos because of this
there was no big human empire during the dark age, it was a bunch of smaller factions and each one had significantly better tech than current imperium
Its a meme. The ork gestalt field is more like a reality lube or duct tape.
this is mainly due to STC technology
the closest we can see to dark age level tech is probably league of votaan who still have STC's
and even their tech is probably much less advanced than what ancient humanity had
The Imperium is literally a shithole, I thought that was clear lmao
man i wish the age of strife was talked about more in lore
it seems like a wild era in the galaxy
also horrors beyond imagination everywhere
oh also btw is there any confirmed canon or even a believed actual "Creator of the universe" in the 40k universe?
Dark Age of Technology humans had the ability to build starship weapons that rewind targets backwards in time by one nanosecond to make sure the shot connects. so…yea.
no
there is no omnipotent god in 40k
I think the closest thing to that was the old ones
Like even the God Emperor is a mere created being that was born, he did not create everything, he is a part of the creation
I see, so it takes a more naturalist stance on existence?
IF you take ancient lore…the closest we get are the Old Ones
Basically yeah lol, it is an eternal cycle
perhaps. the old ones seemed to have naturally evolved, though we have no real history of their origins
Semi naturalist, and even if there were creator dieties equivalents those are certainly alien, non-human gods
How is that possible though... for all of these fragmented societies to have such better technology?
or is it that
with the Empire of man
such technology was banned
like Artificial intelligence for example
STC?
and AI is especially illegal
Well humanity during Dark Age of Technology is like…Star Trek but with even deadlier technology.
standard template constructs. they're hard to describe because they take many forms but the ones we know of are basically AI cores that can fabricate anything that was known to humanity during its peak
although sometimes STC's are just data storage devices
current humanity views the recovery of STC's as a very high goal because this is the only way it actually gets better technology
I wonder why the leauge of Votaan is so under utilized in 40K. They are cool space dwarfs with sentient robots that they treat as equals
I think it's only new science that's banned, if it's something from the dark age of technology it's technically not new so is allowed. But it's a very blurred line I imagine
They are a relatively recent faction by franchise age
they're a very new faction out of lore. they're the most recent faction added to the game
They legit just came out, give it time
I mean yeah, but I thought this was all due to the increased Xenos and Chaos threat that forces them in to a constant state of war...
That is ALSO true
Half the pain of Imperium is definitely self inflicted
holy fuck
A little bit of both
yes the imperium shooting itself in the foot is a recurring theme
most of this is nonsensical on purpose
But the other half is…well, IoM as extremists have some points to stand on
But aren't even they just creatures?
Fucking lizard people like in Warhammer Fantasy...
sure in fantasy they kinda created the other races... but they didn't create existence itself
Yeah I see, thank you.
old ones created most races in the current galaxy
I remember hearing that it was due to some kind of AI uprising in the past?
Almost everything regarding the state they are in now is the Imperium’s fault
aaah so yeah as @raven stone said, reminds me of Star Trek
Yes. Well, nowadays it is split between reading it as “AI genuinely rebelling like Matrix”, or “AI going insane on exposure to Warp.”
we arent completely sure what caused the age of strife but it was a mix of different factors, one of them being a war against "men of iron" which are intelligent robot
Xenos yes, although i think chaos is a bit more complicated as a lot of people go to chaos because the imperium is so cruel and they are desperate to rebel against the imperium, also true for humans joining the tau too ig, and in response the imperium acts even crueler when this happens, so it's a brutal cycle of war basically which is why the 40k universe is grimdark
Yes Warp can affect even digital things.
The other reason why tech is on a back foot.
How does Adeptus Mechanicus generally view AI?
I know they fucking love science and new discoveries even at the peril of humanity...
But what about their views on AI?
Badly
ahh I see, okay makes sense then
Its literally referred to as Abominable Intelligence
admech is divided in their opinions on most things, but AI is generally viewed as heretical
I had no clue
AI is banned, unless they mistake it as a Machine Spirit…(VERY COMPLEX THING HERE lol)
The mechanics seek knowledge and tech of the dark age, I believe, but they are still very closed minded and ban any new knowledge and technology at the same time
they also love to hoard tech
I mean it is a viscious circle kinda.
Like a lot of it is self inflicted due to their dogma... but then again you can't really fault them due to the position they are in with the Xenos and Chaos
You can definitely fault them
hatin on generative AI 
The other other reason why Tech is backwards for most of IoM is because…well, Ad Mech hoards it as political and social power.
I mean yeah lol. Feel like every single action we would see as "horrid" is actually justified in the lore lol.
its their brutal policies that put them in their situation in the first place imo
I see, do we know if anyone/anything created them? Or they just naturally came to be?
The Imperium is its own enemy , this is a huge theme with the setting
GW said as much themselves
Is the imperium banning knowledge and technology something to do with tneeztch? since tnzeetch seems to be described as being about the pursuit of knowledge which doesn't really sound like a bad thing at first
No its just dogma
that's because all the good xenos were killed by humanity during the great crusades lol
Pretty much the only things that are difficult to justify is how IoM treats its own citizens. That, and during Horus Heresy the Imperium did kill off a lot of weaker, more peaceful aliens. This is because the Emperor tried to use Xenocide to disguise Demon-nicide(the purging of Chaos Demons)
It is generally agreed by the fandom things did not work as he planned at all.
yeah true...
but then againt he imperium is totally justified in persecuting chaos to the fullest...
due to you know traitors coming back to torture and kill everything in their sights
40k is very interesting to me and "brave" (yeah I know cringe) because basically every single side is justified... kinda
like we the readers/players see a lot of their actions as completely fucked up and unjustified... but most of the time they are perfectly justified in the universe
Pls explain to me how chaos is justified
we barely know anything about old ones to begin with so no. they're viewed as the precursor race though because the setting is always seen through the eyes of humanity (sadly), so they're the only precursors we know of since they created humanity
When I first discovered 40k in the 1990s, I just liked it for daring to suggest the far future can be far worse.
Give mercy to the "innocent" believing they have the best of intentions?
Welp guess you just caused a giant uprising of murderous torture hobos on an entire planet
I don't think any side is justified, if every side is similar it's because they're all evil and unjustified, maybe tragic is a better way to describe most of the factions as most of them share the theme of losing the past but also clinging onto it and becoming worse because of that
This guy gets it
100%
I wonder why this is...
Guess the only explanation is that in 40K AI is truly intelligent/conscious, therefore the warp effects it?
AI is created by humans (heretics)
But a Machine Spirit comes from the Omnissiah, right?
weren't some ironkin said to fall to chaos or something?
Don't they basically worship knowledge?
we fallin from grace twin 🥀
Yeah but its due to forced exposure, they dont embrace it
Yeah but the brutal policies are only a thing because of the brutality of Chaos
These are all faction that have shot themselves in the foot and have done warcrimes unimaginable.
Justification is a iffy thing to say, 40k is about super nazis killing other super nazis.
machine spirits are hard to explain because they work more on vibes than actual hard coded lore
which is a common theme in 40k lore writing
Tzeentch at its core at least to my understanding is mostly about schemes for schemes sake.
Change for Change sake
They always existed even before Chaos, the Imperium is actively fascist and authoritarian
Don’t start going that way, its because they are a xenophobic and racist group who constantly purges other races.
the imperium was brutal even during the great crusades. it's founded on totalitarianism
they are an empire built on forceful conquest
change is the only constant baby 😎
How was that supposed to work exactly?
Well idk about that, I guess Chaos just IS. it doesn't need justification, it cannot justify anything. it just is
It is actively evil as per their own codex
it isnt just "is"
Bro
but I meant it more like humans seeking Chaos to escape the Imperium
they are literal cartoon villains
the chaos gods actively enjoy the shit they do lol
i still dont think we really know why the imperium hated xenos so much. you cant tell me the planet named murder had any reason to be conquered lol
The super rapists are “just is”
I am guessing this knowledge is only available to Us?
Like the Imperial Cult would brand this as heresy, that a xenos race created humanity
cracks fingers
Hoo are you in for a LONG ride…this is, essentially, “what is the Machine Spirit?”
That…can be any and all of the following, depending on the object in question.
(1) The Imperium is a place that forgot how most of its own technology works. So the most common form of instruction (bearing in mind some human worlds are only at feudal level or even more backwards) is the language of rituals. In this sense, the “Machine Spirit” can be a vague term invoked to make sure the tech user can follow the instructions calmly, so a caveman doesn’t blow himself up with his Plasma Gun.
(2) Ad Mech, despite banning AI, are not guaranteed to recognise what AI actually would be. In this case, sufficiently “dumb” AI programmes are also mislabelled as “The Machine Spirit”. Especially if certain intact circuitry are unknowingly integrated into other machines that keeps the AI there.
(3) And did we mention that on Mars, Ad Mech HQ, there is an alien techno god that could be the actually source of tech innovation for humanity since way back when The Emperor trapped it there somehow? This entity can also influence technology.
So yea. Pick your poison lol.
oh yeah old ones lore is wayyyy out of reach of most imperials
This is like us knowing what created us
we literally got no idea, only rough guesses
aka waters and reptilians probably

the wide spread raping that happened to p much every during age of strife kind of have every the idea of fuck the aliens regardless of who they actually are
I'm pretty sure I know how my parents made me, bozo
We as audience know a lot of things that would get non-Inquisitor Imperials or below shot and murdered.
So they can't make a conscious decision of "hmm yess actually Chaos better", but they are simply forcefuly corrupted due to exposure?
also old ones just dont matter to the current setting so it's not like it's important to know about. old ones lore is mainly there to explain the backstory of necrons and a little bit about eldar
Not really because even during the DAOT and Strife humanity also hunted and killed each other, it wasnt just aliens, its just a narrative of "stabbed us in the back" narrative the Emperor uses
Depends from person to person
its literally cthulu religionism lol
Needs a shit tonne of willpower
I mean I guess...
But like the people/things they persecute are actually existential threats to humanity in the 40k universe, not just made up propaganda
Yeah okay I get that
The Imperium actively perpetuates its own problems
this is the point
She’s said this like eight times^
Like
if you want the word of god
I mean, ok, there is a bit of IRL factor at play here.
fucking love that they had to explain this
it was during the nazi tabletop player incident too
But wasn't that born out of necessity to unite humanity?
INQUISITION! Yeah this one here
It is a sad fact that some people don’t just think of IoM as a tragic necessity, but an actual honest to god good fucking idea to implement in real life in 2025.
Do not commit the sin of empathy brother
a lot of humanity was doing just fine without being united. there was no real justification for the imperium. If you consider how most if not all of the galaxy's existential threats exist directly because of the imperium it really starts getting hard to defend it
Nice pic BTW. You wouldn’t happen to be here Artist/creator himself would ya XD?
yeah ofc, but it's not like some moral choice they made.
it is their nature, it is the only thing they CAN do, Chaos cannot change in to anything else that it is by it's own
The only way for Chaos to change is for sentient beings to change
No i wish. Just a generic guy
I mean they are actively sentient, they enjoy what they do, that kinda seals it.
Now to be fair that stuff is hidden in the Horus Heresy novels.
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40k is a great allegory for war because it perfectly shows that if often happens because people believe terrible atrocities are justified because they believe the other side started it first as this discussion rn is showing
So we gotta bring him up to date with stuff too.
you just need to read the opening trilogy lol
the only HH books worth reading anyways
Yea but not every newcomer will know there is that much deep lore hidden outside the rulebooks
To be fair the emperor united humanity cause he had vision of what chaos was gonna be
He just didnt realize he was the cause for it
yeah the chaos he ended up creating
Bruh I had no clue about that Alien techno god 😭
Self fulfilling prophecy
Again doesnt excuse anything
Exactly
the Imperium/Emperor could have just went out and exterminated factions that needed exterminating. They literally crushed anyone that opposed them. INCLUDING human and aliens that wanted nothing to do with them.

ITS LITERALLY JUST DUNE
C’tan (which is oddly not a Warp god, but a ‘god’ made from sentient cosmic particles and whatnot…yea, Necron lore there)
I mean sure, but we are talking about a fictional canon.
and also fictional religions inside said fictional works.
Like there are answers to that in terms of what the writers say to the reader about the world
and also what the people in said world believe in
There really isnt when this setting has over like 100 writers lol
wide spread raping??? HUH?
they are the gods of physical reality yeah
I will say again I am very disappointed NOBODY at GW was brave enough to say “Emps fucked up because his xenocidal policies came from trying to mislabel Demons as Aliens.”
its why they are so OP + hate the Warp
Honestly c'tan are a failure as gods
and they exist just to absorb energy lel
I mean yeah true. I am probably the only one asking if the 40k world has a creator god 😂
They got put under a leash by a species that used to die at 20
The necrons
Yes.
Very reductionist take
you do realise they like
turned into super robots
and had litearl planet killing weapons
and could blow up stars
and stellar bodies

And the ctan were weakened from fighting OTHER GODS and then they started infighting
Thanks to the c'tan
they had star system killers even
Exactly their own failure
Cool. They still got owned.
hell im sure necrons have a bomb that could kill the galaxy if they wanted
possibilities are endless
They had the breath of the gods which could nuke the entire universe
Necrons have whatever the plot demands
yet they still dont have's flesh
I might be mistaken but is this not to combat like Actual real life people getting inspired by the Empire?
Like the Imperium is not good in our world, the only thing I have been talking about whether it is justified/"good" in the 40k world, not from our own world view point
L
yeah this one
Theres no "justified in-universe" take
they literally say the Imperium is bad
its made for morons who cannot understand that lol
there's plenty of characters who understand how bad the imperium is, which contradicts any point about it being viewed as good in the setting
The Imperium destroyed various human factions that would have been much better fates than its own
I mean yeah, it is obviously satire on so many levels about so many things.
It is satire bout authoritarian governments
It is satire/a look at a totally corrupted version of Christianity/religion in general etc. etc. etc.
You have not been to the darkest corners of the Internet where right wing asshats try to make IoM a reality.
Yes.
I would never imply this
Both and many more things
No not you, but such people do exist.
tyranids would have probably even left the galaxy alone if the imperium didn't give them the impression that it's a galaxy worth eating
That is technically another Horus Heresy related mess
Real life fascist regimes are evil because most of the time the people they persecute are INNOCENT...
But in 40k it seems that most of the time the people they persecute are necessary to persecute... because if not, they'll summon a planet wide murder torture hobo session
Oh my lord
Not really? IoM persecutes political dissidents who are not “tainted” as much as they do actual tainted ones.
im viewing it in a broader sense. a less connected humanity would have made the nids think the galaxy is still not worth eating since theres no singular entity owning most of it
What was the Emperors own justification/motive for it then?
As I understand it, the Emperor is portrayed as a moral just and good leader for Humanity, but that ONLY the imperial cult corrupted him after his... "death"
or am I completely mistaken?
💀
he wanted to be in control. the emperor thinks humanity is too dumb to function without him
the emperor is massive dickhead
He literally fucking says "Im doing this because I KNOW im right"
The quote every dictator has used in history to murder millions
Sure, but at least how I understand it in 40k it is usually actually justified... while in our world it rarely is
How much imperial propaganda have you been taking in the past few years?
He litterally warlord'd himself to control
Except there are ways to use Psyker and not have high risks, Abhuman aren't dangerous (at least more so than baselines)
For the last time, there is no justification
I don't think that's moral
Yeah I could totally have a warped/wrong view of the 40k lore, since I am quite the noob in it
You got the spirit but you’re a little to stuck on “justifying” all these clearly immoral things.
The Imperium isn't better than Chaos, both are parasites that have destroyed their host
oh okay I see, yeah C'tan is more of just a natural being that came to be from space dust and shit... just got very powerful from eating fucking stars
The Horus Heresy novels do actually point out the Emperor is flawed, and indirectly caused his own sons to turn against him in the process.
That, and as we discussed…there were a lot of diplomatic options he did not pursue for his (almost fanatical) goal of eradicating the Chaos gods. Which included state enforced atheism of the most militant sort. As in if you so much as keep a Bible or equivalent in your home, you get shot.
and he still never explained chaos to the primarchs lel
The imperium is honestly just a different chaos cult
They wouldn't get it.
Big E is gonna be a chaos god after all
Also the whole Xenocide thing was a cover to keep the knowledge of demons a secret.
like in the 40k universe itself they are bad too?
Well the question is... what the fuck should the Imperium do?
I don't think humanity would exist very long if the Imperium became like our IRL modern day governments
Which is ALSO a terrible idea.
There is no "thing to do", they fucked up, and are on their way to extinction slowly like everyone else.
again stop trying to think of justifications, there isnt none lol
“Should”
Its too late for should. Should should’ve happened a long time ago.
This setting is about watching the burnout of factions who never changed for the better.
Is it far fetched to theorise that the emperor is like another chaos god who gets his power from religious worship/sacrifice
I have heard of that, but yeah I would never make the point that 40k government is justified/right in our own world
like the best thing would probably be the Tau?
this isnt about "our world"
they arent justified
Ok we gotta breathe easy here a little people.
All factions are “villain protagonists”, and it is actually alright to like a villain protagonist, just remember everything they do is still evil.
but in 40k
The Tau are immensly naive and won't last long in the 40k universe
We dont really know that
in ours? they would probably be the best option
They also require brainwashing to function
everyone in 40k has persevered someway or another
Im glad that isnt the case IRL
The tau are also evil, just not at the ridiculous genocidal stage everyone else is at
This is lowkey kinda funny, i haven’t been doing my work.
(Sadly whether any factions would last or not is decided by GW’s financial department.)
Definitely isnt the case for all govts irl
idk man, most govt dont matter when the only ones that affect the world are the huge ones
Don't the Tyranids just mindlessly consume?
I mean they are a hivemind with some intelligence... but don't they mostly work off pure "Me want eat"
not any kind of moral consideration ?
True, and they have the softest power
the way they arrived into the galaxy in the first place is a long story
The way the Hivemind utilises Genestealer Cults kind of imply it does understand the concept of malice of sorts.
brooo what was wrong with my take, please educate me 😭
...we've been attempting to educate you for the last 30m
💀
I mean true yeah in our world...
But in our world we don't have humans with psychic powers that live for tens of thousands of years
Oh my god
FOR THE LAST TIME
Im crying
I am a good little loyal citizen 🥰
Lmao
psykers aren't naturally evil lol
TLDR:
(1) Imperium of Mankind is a villain protagonist, still.
(2) It is alright to like a villain protagonist.
(3) Just remember a villain protagonist is still, y’know, villainous and evil.
psyker will inevitibly be evil cause they are misstreaten and powerful
the imperium literally genocides innocent psykers every day
Unless I don't know something, the Ogryn seem like completely harmless to me yeah.
Like if anything they are as loyal and loving as dogs
the perfect ingredients to make a evil genius
As much as GW keep saying that the imperium is evil, I think they are also just as much to blame for fans thinking they should be rooted for, by constantly glorifying them from the imperiums perspective
This is every faction
They absolutely are yea lmao
Maybe more like a gorilla
What do you think the Empire should do then?
Or like have the creators of 40k given anything as to how they should do things differently to be better... WHILE ALSO KEEPING HUMANITY ALIVE in their universe?
yes but chaos we know we bad
"loyal as loving dogs" bro 💀
and we glad we bad
honestly the biggest reason the imperium hates psykers is that they hold power which the imperium has a hard time controlling like it does with regular plebs. the imperium wants total control like all totalitarian entities
already said it, not be a fuckign space hitler
let the galaxy burn
Amen
the Imperium/Emperor could have just went out and exterminated factions that needed exterminating. They literally crushed anyone that opposed them. INCLUDING human and aliens that wanted nothing to do with them.
you can do conquest without mass genociding everyone lol
its not pretty
Immoral from our point of view, from OUR world that has no xenos, that has no chaos gods etc.
SO I am trying to get to the core of it being justifiable or not COMPLETELY in the 40K universe, not saying "oh yeah we should act like the imperium here in our world"
but its still something
Bro
Galaxy is fucked let the roaches start over
Holy sigma
bro if we did have xenos in our universe we would either already be exterminated
We’re losing him guys
or they see us as barbarian animals
For real
im close to giving up
literally running around in circles
hmmmm I mean I get that yeah...
maybe keeping human emotions balanced would be better in balancing out the chaos gods
as far as we're aware, if the galaxy just stayed the way it was after the age of strife with humanity being fragmented, the galaxy would have been pretty peaceful other than the orks and the necrons which would awaken in 10k years
instead of fanatical theocracy or fanatical atheist regime
no thats chaos undivided
you always feed them unless ur an inocent child
I mean, a part of it is that humans are stupid, but if you want an in universe explanation of why Imperial authority figures are so short sighted…basically, most human governors have given up trying to be good and just decide to squeeze their power and enjoy as much as they can, whilst the Terran government forces them to care enough to pay the Tithes (planetary scale taxes), would be my take.
Huh? He never even really talked about them with the Primarchs?
I always thought the Chaos managed to corrupt them besides the Big E trying to sway them out of it/telling them the truth
emperor being a neglectful parent is like the main theme of HH series lol
How was that supposed to work out?
Like could you open that up to me? I have no clue about that part
also being very stupid
theres only 2 ways to not feed chaos,you either too dum to be emotionally manipulated or a full on psycopath that refuses to workhip
Nope, Emperor kept majority of Imperium in the dark about Warp and Chaos during his waking era.
So the "best thing to do" for humanity in 40k would just be to accept extinction?
For fuck sakes
finish the webway project
This is peak morning lorechat
and find a way out of warp connection
It is
there's an insane amount of humans in the galaxy, like an incomprehensible amount of them. humanity was never really facing extinction
Tears running down my eyes
or embrace the end and join chaos undivided
Im vomiting and crying rn
I mean whats the better option for them? That is what I am trying to get
kimo
if oyu say chaos undivided one more time
im gonna fucking drop a fridge on you


if you say "there are no options" then that just seems like they arent evil...
its all necessary, nothing can be avoided, there is no moral actions etc.
meanwhile when you see all the xenos that were completely exterminated... makes you wonder why humanity should be the golden goose all of a sudden
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
no def evil
it could have all be stopped before 30k
"It seems justified guys"
but now yeah
in current year is too fcked
💀
why does humanity deserve to exist but not all the xenos species it exterminated
tau is the only way
i mean emperor
i said it
Yeah I would agree
tau only galaxy best galaxy
They are just high risk high reward
Ok a short succinct example would do.
Imperium could try to form an official, long term alliance with the T’au.
Imperium doesn’t, because absolute Xenocide/Xenophobia policies.
Also, Adeptus Mechanicus do not like sharing technology, and would oppose such an alliance.
tau is prob the closest youd get to a star trek type galaxy
tau suck too (shocker)
another flavor of imperialism
Well what I am trying to get is a better alternative to them...
if you can't give me one... sounds like they are the best option, no?
The best they can do in their own circumstances in the fucked up40k universe
Im gonna say this for the last time.
**Nobody asked the Emperor to make the Imperium be a totalitarian genocidal fascist shithole. He actively chose the way of conquest and mass-genocide instead of essentially creating a federation with at best humans ontop while welcoming any peaceful or well-meaning aliens to its borders or ranks. **
Everything the current Imperium was and is now is due to the Emperor's tyrannical vision. The endless boundless amount of human suffering that feeds Chaos was also at the end of the day ALL his fault.
He could have done literally any other way of empire building to avoid this and establish something akin to the Empire of Man from Warhammer Fantasy like how Sigmar did for example as a policy, but he just didn't because at the day hes just like any simple tyrant with a small mind who thinks hes ontop of the world while claiming being also not a total god.
For god sakes
READ.
actually the tau ending is the best cause the tau wont feed chaos gods and they arent against their leadership
aka they will gladly live in harmony
it's important to remember that the emperor is explicitly depicted as not in the right even in the setting.
^
if imperium wins we get horus heresy 2 eventually
But he’s not talking about our world guys
AUAUUGUHGHGHG
I mean in our world I would most definitely agree...
But I am not quite convinced it was an option in their world...
Like humanity not being unified under a dictator in the 40k universe seems like a dead humanity to me... extinct, overpowered by chaos and by Xenos
I swear if i see another "our world" or "justified IN-UNIVERSE" im done
OH MY GOD
LMAOOOO
im genuinely gonna eat my fucking socks
the emperor had the choice to just not do it
you turn to chaos you still die
also btw "our world" has happened in 40k already
You can think of it this way: Mankind has been left to pick up the bits and pieces of The Emperor’s failed project, so to speak. The irony is that the very system that enables humanity to have some sort of staying power is also designed by said Emperor, but then is obviously not fit for purpose because in the process of creating a human utopia,it ended up being a dystopia all humanity is stuck with.
I keep saying it cause I just am getting the vibe that ya'll think I am some weird "noticer" trying to justify the Empire cause I wanna bring it out in the real world or smthng... but maybe I am overanalyzing
maybe he couldve tried to make some leto II type galaxy but that wouldnt be very good either
THANK YOU! This is basically what I have been looking for 😭
Nobody is saying. We are saying it because your idea of the Imperium being "justified" "in-universe" is mistaken.
why is this so hard to get
stop mentioning our world man, jesus

So you’re good now?
the evidence even in world empirium isnt seen as good is chaos cultists
My favorite part is how we've been saying that shit for the last 30m
but now it gets picked
Yeah
lol
they quite literally start as anti empirium basic humans
oh this reminds me; Why did the Necrons awaken? Was there some specific reason or was their awakening just automatically timed?
Kinda semi automatic
Read.
yeah the wiki is better than me here. im not much of a necron lore knower
That’s alot of information ye
Yeah this is basically what I was looking for...
that like if Humanity did not act like it did, everything would have still been fine... and not just fine but actually better for everyone, Humans, the Xenos etc.

Uh huh.
but if the emperor didnt act the way he did we wouldnt have wh40k
so thanks for making my tabletop work asshole
this could have all been avoided if primarchs had a mom
they had one
Also any attempts to think of whether IoM is justified falls flat when you remember GW can always just add extra population numbers lol
Well not "balanced" in the sense that you have all these different extreme emotions, but in the sense that you would have less negative emotions due to a balanced outlook on the human condition.
"Sure religion could bring about Chaos, but state enforced atheism would also bring about Chaos due to the immense repression the people would feel, thus feeding Chaos"
the emperor just didnt like her
a real mom not a test tube scientist
Yes Imperium is not meant to be a hard science fiction with solid numbers.
I mean yeah, no matter what humans are going to act selfish. just say "fuck it" and try to get the best outcome for their own ass, while dooming others
ahhh I see, I thought that was all like Chaos/Horus Heresy propaganda
and he turned out kinda ok
So Ogryn good boy? 🥺
Yeah I probably do 😭
no he very much fucked over a bunch of his sons and then pitted them against eachother without giving them any real explanations
yes
No. You do now.
The Horus Heresy novels are about as close to “truth” as we could get, whilst a lot of the Imperial faction codex books are laden with propaganda takes.
but i will be honest chaos would prolly emerge anyways
Its chaos 💀
but it would be weaker
Oh yeah that thing, Why did the Emperor not do that in his fight against Chaos?
Was it because it would mean the loss of souls?
+100 channel notifications and growing? XD
cause magnus fcked it up
and that's why he's so depressed
I was at the edge of my seat reading real life fascist regimes
and HH happen before expected
we love our sadboy girlyman
Awesome friday morning
is there some "list" of xenos species that were made extinct by humans during the great crusade?
probably on the lexi
during the HH books alone i can think of like 4
the snake people, the planet murder, the intersex
He…got interrupted, the webway was damaged, and then Emperor couldn’t return to finish it on account on being mortally wounded, and nobody else knows how to fix the thing.
The Horus Heresy, also known as the Age of Darkness, was the first and most devastating galaxy-spanning civil war in Imperial history. Occurring in early M31 and lasting several years, it divided and nearly destroyed the fledgling Imperium of Man. It marked the end of the Great Crusade and the encasing of the Emperor of Mankind into the Golden T...
The War Within the Webway,[1] also called the War in the Webway,[4] was a hidden engagement during the Horus Heresy.[1]
Yeah okay this is a good practical example.
From the little I know, I think Tau would and are willing to work with humans for the "greater good" or would this inherently include the Tau ruling over the humans?
but the tau endgame is the best
oh god we're getting into niche HH lore now
they dont exterminate species, they keep planets working fine and they all love their jobs
Tau also are very authoritarian, just not super genocidal levels that the other faction are at
hmmmm...
Okay now I wonder why I have gotten the idea that "emperor=good. Imperial cult=bad because they corrupted his message"
Because you havent read any of the material.
or like actual books.
but honestly if the imperium didnt rise necrons would prolly rule the galaxy even harder
Humans would become over-dependent on Tau. Tau evil is more akin to Civilized European Empires colonialism.
People have mentioned that the xenocide was to mask Chaos... but like how does that make any sense? what even is the explanation for that?
and we would get the necrons crazy endgame
Bro for the love of god. Do not listen to "people".
READ THE LORE.
READ THE LEXICANUM
I don’t even think watching youtubers would give you that opinion like
Genuinely, what have you been watching?
anyways it was all fcked anyways but at least we would be exterminated peacefully
During Horus Heresy, Emperor wanted to keep demons an absolute secret, but as we say…a terrible idea, to say the least.
wonder what they would do, how could the necrons develop
I feel like an Inquisitor rn
"His brain is beyond irreparable, the infection has reached too far." 
Okay yeah then I am completely mistaken on his character.
As I said I thought that the Emperor was good but the imperial cult corrupted his message
(Should we headbang the exterminatus button?)
I actually wanna know what this dude has been looking at
it never really made sense to me personally. i dont think the imperium needed a reason to be xenophobic other than being bigoted
Beheading is better.
Youtube Shorts probably
and hearsay from other people
which is like literally the bubonic plague of information
this 6000 year old dreadnought still shocks tau the old way
Tbf xenos did prey on humanity during the age of strife
Humanity also preyed on humanity during the age of strife
the imperial cults thinks he's good but in reality he isn't. it's the opposite really
Back to the start
humans literally foguht each other during DAOT lol
^^yeah can we like
genuinely not do this rn
lmao
last thing i fucking need is an "um akhsually"
and humanity probably preyed on xenos too. you have to keep in mind that EVERYBODY was fighting during the age of strife
👆
True
it wasn't just a "fuck humanity in particular" period
its a galaxy free4all
Humanity just couldn't travel well so they couldn't support each other well
I mean thats the most relaistic part
everything goes to shit
humans kill each other
mass genocide
Your neighbor is a psyker and has created a warp rift gl bro
my neighbour is too noisy I'm gonna kill them the first chance I get when society gets fucked up
that message is from like 10m ago
Im the tiger
💀
whenever people are missing the point about something Im passionate about
age of strife is fun to think about because from what i can tell it's like a roadside picnic situation where nobody really knows that happened during that time but we have ample knowledge of its repercussions
galaxy free4all
Dilara this morning
and the dungeon under the imperial palace is filled with age of strife stuff that even the emperor couldnt kill
#theorycrafting wth is this channel even about I have it unlisted since forever
right???
channelcists.........
Wow
when i joined the server i thought it was for theorizing about dakrtide builds
that was what people in it were talking about anyways
i assume its for like darktide lore and future updates
It's a speculating channel for the next darktide class
(spoiler: it's a genestealer SoS)
thats gameplay help
it should be deleted alongside zealot class channel
i've heard enough about genestealers enough of this
lmao
man I remember the slow mode days
pls give me kelemorph pls pls pls
mfs scattered to the winds
and everyone is begging them to come back to #zealot-class 💀
yeah and they came here to complain about it
I want gen chat on a 15 minute cooldown and ogryn class chat deleted
Actually lemme check the gen chat rn
degen chat more like
mild +2
wait
Tbh just merge all chats
gross kill them
well they individually acted as its own little containment chamber
tbf they gloss over the warcrimes and slavery and geniuine suffering of human life caused by the emperor pre hh
Fair, i guess i stopped looking at YouTube lore awhile ago
the average 40k fan just wants to kill xenos and heretics it's just how it is
how to manufacture consent 40K edition: tell them the xenos are evil!!!
ooof yea the whole xenos bad thing is just the story of manufactured consent galaxy wide
it basically is the WW2 "stabbed us in the back" myth
YEA
At the best it's
video about how much the imperium sucks and actively pushes people to chaos to escape their shit chungus life
I would give EVERYTHING to be a space marine bro 😭
Lmaoo
I would give EVERYTHING to be a space marine bro
dies during the first trial being mauled to death by macro-death-hamsters
theres some fucking fake ass lore making laps around the internet about civilizard worlds
i have no cleu what the source is
being a space marine might be fun if it's a chapter that doesnt give a fuck like night lords or world eaters
but people have been sayinf civilized worlds are like a nice modern day ish world
I do hear people say this alot ngl
That the imperium has a very significant amount of “civilized” and nice worlds or sum
And its not all bad
being a space marine that actually cares would suck since you're basically always losing
YEAH LMAO
They are "nice" on the surface before you realise they are also industrial shitholes and mini-night cities
There should be more stories about how aspirants eat shit by getting killed by the skinflensing mud of Shitholicus III of the Turbonightmare system
During the age of Technology, before the Emperor taking control.
Do we know to what extent humans allied with Xenos?
Like were humans and Xenos generally chill?
Dude space marines still are like miserable in the grand scheme like
Those guys drop like flies still
The Dark Age of Technology, also known as the Age of Technology, was the zenith of mankind's scientific knowledge and technological power. It was a golden age of exploration and innovation, where scientists, engineers, inventors, and innovators became new gods. It spanned from M15 to M25.[15] Various stellar empires rose in glory and fell to rui...
LMAO
when youare genetically defeated by quick sand:
humanity wasn't a monolith so we do know of some humans that liked xenos and some that didnt
It was both.
Humans blew up humans and aliens blew up aliens and vice versa but there was a general "calm" to the galaxy.
Humans also actively made peacepacts with alien species.
I mean personally I think that the best possible existence in 40k for an individual would probably be nurgle worship and being chosen by nurgle... ofc given that Nurgle's influence on you never gets broken and you stay in the illusion of his love forever 
if you're a CSM at least you have fun and then get to chill in the warp
Oh im all for the dark gods
embrace being evil
it's true but civilized worlds is just a fancy term for a world with buildings in it
I live to kill maim and burn
Lmao im responsible for that top image
hell yeah
Well, I would still be happy to be deemed worthy of that chance.
That would mean I am strong enough to try.
I succeeded? Nice, time to be a space marine.
I didn't? I wouldn't have a chance to be anything better anyway.
good reminder that civil worlds are still shitholes
Good job if you wanna be a mindless indoctrinated child soldier i guess
the US army is still open too
I MEAN
enviromentally specialized space marines bug me, like any battle longer than 12 hours and in anything that isnt a big dry field space marines get fucked lol
basically any world without a hive city lel
rather get shanked 82 times by a underhive scavver who I saw I had a bottle of clean water, the most precious thing they'd ever seen
I see I see
Read the lexi.
yes but now you are a better than everyone esle
so is Gadriel that wealthy noble guy who thought fuck wealth Imma join the army backstory or is he like 10K years old
Yeah and then you go to war and get hit by a nuclear bomb
Or a nurgle plague
Or the murder curse
Or a necron gauss
Or a tyranid eats you
Or a chaos marine kills you
And all your brothers die
And you’re a super nazi
And
And
It still is a life with purpose.
No need to laugh at it.
if you genuinely dont care about him loving you it's pretty chill. you dont even have to like the chaos gods to get power from them as long as you do what they like
I dont think "purpose" in life is to die in a ditch
in a war no one cares about
probably more ways to die in a hive than in a battlefield
the chaos gods do not give a shit about people liking them
My point still stands.
anyone who unironically wants to be a space marine legit is just unsettling
^
how it feels to join a gsc
i want to be an unnamed guardsman who dies in a battle of apocalyptic proportions 
Nor is slaving away in a manufactorum.
Cool. We arent talking about that.
always hate when people do this lmao
BRO
ALSO
me hitting the lotery and being born on an agri world
WHO SAID WORKING IN A FACTORUM IS GOOD
uhhh you do know how agriworlds are like right
Round two:
embrace being a shitstain who dies quickly in battle
YOU are the one that preaches about not mixing our world with 40k
no
Make up your fucking mind
explains a lot, enjoy choking on chemicals
space marine pfp
BRUH

I wasn't really talking about power at all, just existing in a state of "positive feelings" lmao.
Love, happiness, joy etc.
Bloody pus pouring from his choking throat, the port master twitched. He was still alive and moaning as his body folded itself almost perfectly in half. Under normal circumstances, he would have died, but Grandfather Nurgle is kind, and wishes all those who are afflicted by his gifts to fully enjoy the experience, and so the man’s soul remained confined within his body. His eyes rolled madly even as they bloomed with cataracts and sank in upon themselves. His lips split, and his tongue turned black and fell from his mouth to writhe away like a salt-bathed slug. Stinking slurry pooled around him. His bowels leaked, his bladder inflated and burst. Still the man lived.
Nurgle is kind bro, trust
is there literally anywhere nice in this universe
Uhhh
nurgle loves you how an abuser loves someone and all that
Conceptually obliterated
the embrace of the 4 armed emperor
like bro legit just wants to morph you into something that he loves (looking like horrible shit)
then he loves you presumably
Everyone knows the paradise worlds are greay places to live with absolutely no flaws whatsoever
oh khorne is my favorite for that. as long as you keep killing you're happy. it's just like me frfr!!
go ahead, burn that family, burn them
like i know theres only war is the motto of 40k but god damn
Wdym "not mixing" that was in relation to Crimson just constantly parroting the concept of morality we have IRL to warhammer.
GW themselves have said the Imperium is satirical thus having it be a mirror IRL by saying its the display of the worst aspects of humanity.
is being a serf atleast midly safe
no
Fuck that promethium ruins the meat
fuck
krieg's biggest haters
aaah abusive relationship
there is no where for humans in the galaxy, they live in a hell of their own creation 
didnt they have sex slaves too yea?
Pretty much 90% of the populations are slaves

holy shit
Still do iirc
All of them kinda do
paradise worlds are paradise for the uber rich nobility they are probably one of the worst worlds ot be working class on
I mean yeah guess this all comes down to how much Chaos propaganda or Imperial propaganda you digest.
/how much you are affected by Nurgle's illusion.
If you percieve all this horrid shit as the most pleasurable event possible due to Nurgle's influence, then it isn't really suffering and horrible for you...
Then again this all depends on how much if at all that is the case for the average Nurgle worshipper
Slaves dont have rights so
Um excuse me
if you ahev ever worked on a cruise ship
we refer to it as SERFDOM
Well. To omit half the convo "us army is still recruiting
"
Or something like that.
On paradise worlds?
cathedrals dont have extreme doctrines sound good
They even go with that pretense
well yeah because its in the same vein, "I wanna go die in a war nobody wants to take part in because its a purpose in life" 
paradise in this context just means the biosphere isnt trying to constantly kill you and the world isn't destroyed by pollution lol
Yeah thats why I said 90% are slaves
I thought it was obvious that nurgles love is highly highly conditional 💀
Which mixes what we would like in 40k and here.
Well idk if Khorne worshippers are "happy" so to say, they are just immensly angry all the time and feel the smallest of sliver of satisfaction when they sink their blade in to someone
and even then you dont benefit at all
10% are the planetary nobility's bastards
Here? No fucking chance.
we are talking about imperium civilized paradise worlds
Nurgle's just a slayqueen of gaslighting and abusive relationships, it's not good
They are definitely happy
lol
Real question is are slaaneshi cultists really happy?
ye me too. paradise just means it looks good. it's not a paradise to live in though
oh god it would defintely be the shit paradise worlds would do bro 😭
Happy until they need their next high
literally
anyway I post my recent favourite meme again as I'm off to the store
Yeah
like, we dont largely care about the shit rich people do to their servants here. Imagine it in 40k, literally no fucking escape whatsoever. No one cares about you.
Just numbing the thirst
it's like how the caribeans look beautiful but are just poor countries where rich people go for tourism!!
shout out to hwen my mom almost died when working on a crusie ship (and got zero compensation)
Pleasure servitors


