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oh
i prefer how i picture them in my head then
Thallax are basically human dreadnoughts
well
So basically robots
they mutilate a person to shove in there
lol
They're more of a marine equivelent
tbh
Even got power armor
we love torment engines
No, cuz the only thing left of a Thallax is their head and spinal cord
They have no torso/limbs
They're basically human minds implanted into a robot body
nervous system as well
every faction in the imperium has to have the "suffering torment unit"
you forgot the nervous system
Spinal cord includes that
Also, idk if they were suffering tbh
30k tech was a bit different
this is admech we're talking about
ofc there's body horror
liberal
It says they're emotionless idk
its a meme made from excerpts
but it also says they're in constant psychological breakdown
lol
He looks happy so it's fine
hello random menial? would you like to fly?
random millenial
It does say it is alleviated by their lobotomy
a lobotomy doesn't make you immune to pain
in fact it doesn't touch that part of your brain at all
They excised some of their emotional centers to reduce the pain
pain isn't an emotion!!!
i forgot which part of the brain has pain
but it's one of the baser ones
the primal part
Bits here and there
Hey man according to 40k writing, it is
Whoever invented mahjong should suffer terribly
are you losing a game
W/e don't lobotomise the idiots then the machine responds positively to suffering
I'm a temporarily embarrassed mahjong champion is all
mahjong is fun
smh
(not really)
you always seemed like a mahjong player
Trying to learn so I can get destroyed in yakuza 0 is a dubious idea
I'm more of a minesweeper
no thanks I haven't turned on my heating yet
L
this would kill a victorian child
The arbites are so cool and wise
What bastards the Arbites can be 
What's that from
Rogue trader dlc
Noice
You can find it on the Arbite planet
Yep
This is the reality that imperium glazers want

once i finish gsc, i should probably get nids lmao
Welp returning to fallout 4, what faction should I align with first
Beeline the brotherhood questline for the free (nice looking) power armor, and then branch from there if you want. 
U can play certain nid units with gsc in the same army as well if you wanted
Not limited to purestrains
I know lol
I just don’t wanna buy 2 codexes
Raiders
Do the nuka world dlc.
Imagine if Jared Leto managed to make himself appear in the fallout tv show.
Raiders for sure
Nuka World is like
A microcosm of Bethesda's problems and virtues
Problems:
- the story being more hollow than my skull
- your choices don't matter nor does it include anything from the base game. What about the different factions from the base game?
- it's not like there's many choices anyways, there's only two endings
- the raider factions themselves are somehow less detailed than say... the unknown SM chapters in the depths of the lexicanum
The furries
Playing with knives
Gun
Virtues:
- Exploration itself is fun
- The side quests are actually really fun also
- New toys to play with
- It isn't... painful to go through the main quest line?
- water gun

I remember the basic rifle being slightly goofy busted
Tbf anything is better than the Fallout 4 Assault Rifle
The basic rifle just isn't good either
Too heavy, gets outpaced before you find it, looks terrible
No I mean the base game one
Ah
The nuka world AK was hilarious
Yeah nah it's ugly as sin
Bolt action damage in semi
Like even if it was decent balance wise
I just
I just don't like how it looks
It looks so ugly
For fucks sake NV had the BAR just use that
Or the G3 from Fallout 3
Why is the only automatic rifle a fucking WW1 based lmg

Also Nuka World has a western revolver
Kinda strange given that there's already a .44 magnum
But hey it's fun
Seriously would've been an opportunity to implement the 12.7 mm pistol from FNV
Or just a Deagle
every disgraced mahjong champion quits right before they win their earnings back
Guys what souls like game would you recommend to bow players
(for context I already done all fromsoft games with bow only except sekiro)
... honestly
Dark Souls 2
You can dual wield crossbows
And use them at the same time
A popular pvp build, although it got nerfed, was to use two Avelyns
It requires NG+ to get two Avelyns which is unfortunate though
Oh no wait
You can farm it to get a second one
Would take a while though
But yeah it's a genuine option
Dark Souls 2 is easily the wildest game in terms of what you can do tbh
You can do some truly demented bullshit
The saddest part about Elden Ring was that Powerstancing was kinda nerfed to shit in comparison to DS2
Which is sad because again
DS2 Powerstancing was fun as FUCK
To be fair, this is only NG and I am over leveled, but this is still a pretty useful tactic if you are having trouble with certain bosses. (e.g. Lud & Zallen)
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Noice
lies of p
The guns in Fallout 4 make the game unplayable to me
Like i said i dont care if its small interactable cutscenes mostly, its the execution that counts, pure cinema
||they look fucking identical robert|| is the best delivered line ever
Real
Yeah
Meme potential
autoguns are cooler than lasguns
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I replayed the new episodes 4 times today
How the fuck did you manage that.
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I dont think it really matters ngl
multiple salves
Leandros was wrong
Chaos gods aren’t evil
Emperor isn’t a god
The imperium isn’t also evil
All the good ones
Oh another one
Nurgle is the best chaos god to be a slave for
Nurgle doesn’t love anyone
That’s just the mind control telling you everything is ok
Clearly khorne is the best
Just kill mfs you’ll be fine
Don’t get volunteered for nails
Ez pz
Most of these sure are bad takes, almost like being contrarian in the sake of being a contrarian
He asked for the best worst takes
Another
Nids aren’t evil because they are hungry
Mf Hannibal lector wasn’t evil he was just hungry
Yeah nids are evil lmao
Never heard that one
There is a variant of tyranid that can feel pleasure and hate. And it does things that could be considered sadistic
If Nids were truly dumb animals they wouldn’t be able to outsmart and overrun most of the galaxies factions
You always get fans who deny their factions evil acts to take the moral high ground
Like imperium fans saying we’re not also evil
We just do evil cooler
Or chaos fans who say chaos aren’t evil because they know nothing else bar their assigned emotion

my fist, my imprial fist
have they told us what the new class is yet
hello rejects, we're pleased to announce that the new class is X, a [verb] class that specializes in Y. full trailer reveal and marketing material will drop next week!
is that so hard
Chaos gods aren’t actually evil /s
Me when the mirrornof the universe.of death.and destruction shows death.and destruction
Yeah bro, truth is they’re just human consciousness so they’re actually a neutral force /s
Eh, its more like the universe is a chain smoker and the warp is cancer
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The orks aren't evil they are just having a good time
ik it's probably because the miniature was like that but poor Aislinn just looks like a generic HE lord tbh
bro is not standing out
who's excited for the new valve hardware
i was waiting for the VR
If its better than my ps5 one i may try it
Can't wait to play TF2 at 20 fps
Steam gamecube looks nice but i'll just dock my deck on my tv
looks like they took a page from the aftermarket quest 3 head straps
and made it better
Serial killers are having a good time, so they aren’t evil?
it looks much comfier than the standard quest 3 strap
I dread the prices
Yea but will it be affected by tariffs
My maple bucks can't get much american things these days
also it was expected for the new headset to be standalone since that's where the market is right now. direct to PC cable is dead
steam machine looks v good too but i'm more after SteamOS
would love to get that separately for my pc
Wait till you see what they do to humans
Mentally breaking them. Holding them in cells to be used like cattle
It’s the meet the pyro trailer basically
Truly evil brother 😣
Joke money lol
#justiceForTheImperium
also there's something weird mentioned in the ad about the frame
What?
Ligma
I wasn't being serious guys
"new technology allows for the highest resolution streaming where your eyes are looking"
That’s why i put the /s
Lmao
so the headset adapts to where you're looking or something?
at least this means it has eye tracking
No it’s probably a joke
Gonna be great for onlyfans subscribers
You know what else adapts to where you look
What
MY MOM
(She’s a pile of ash)
I don’t understand new age emojis my apologies.
It means sarcasm
/s just means sarcasm or sike
seems like some sort of proprietary valve thing since i never heard of a headset changing resolution based on eye movement
i wonder how quick the response will be
Why would joke about that
Cuz u guys are cool so far
Hating everyone here would be the most reasonable thing you could say
True
Nah I be chillin
according to reviews it's the most responsive headset out there
I can now simulate a IRL car crash with the headset
I may have to buy
DA pfps excluded of course
Yeah
this could be huge if true
Big if true
Furry /anime PFP included
This is valve hardware true endgame
valve always tries to do something different from the competition and this eye tracking thing might be it
Valve headsets just a headcrab they ship to your house
Anytime
How bro must have felt saying this
Oh how come I don’t get image perms
Because you haven't been around long enough
You need to chat more, brother. Then, when you are red, we can send images.
You just gotta lock in
When you get read name you get perms
the new valve controller also looks great
Oh what worried I’m gonna say the most unfiltered, vile heretical stuff possible
those middle finger buttons are not fun to use with my messed up finger
Yes
You need to prove you are at least mildly sane and can be trusted not to spam the N-Word first
It's happened before especially with space marine pfp
That’s racist
There are far more interesting words to spam
Dudes actually join and spam the N word?
And yet so admittedly true
It's observation
I’m gonna spam vague and obscure words that aren’t vulgur that I think are cool
When Jay puts that thing on we will never see him again
They got that imperium dawg in dem I guess
Gotta go get my dictionary brb
“Where has Jay been”
“Oh the dude has a new family in his headset”
I will sell my skibidi rizz for this but I will not skibidi my rizz.
I might use this as an opportunity to buy an old quest 3 and buy a good battery
the setup with meta is soooo annoying
i have to go through meta then link to my PC
and meta just keeps having issues with my PC
I was more talking about the sensors you have to put in the corners of ur room but i get it
i dont fucking use the meta UI at all it sucks so much
did index have that?
yeah
that hasnt been a thing for a while
current VR just scans your room with cameras on the headset
which also lets you do augmented reality stuff
valve index is top quality but the setup is basically ur entire room
holds up if you don't factor the setup imo
well it cant work standalone
it has to be connected to a cable
that's pretty ancient
even though i barely use my headset without being connected to my PC, it helps a lot with moving around the room when i need to do stuff without having to remove the whole headset
oh also
this is interesting
with the quest 3 you cant really do much if you're in a room that's not fully illuminated because the cameras cant scan
IR illuminators means this headset could function in a completely dark room maybe
good for spooky experiences
yup
This little energon cube being a console is actually cool
Looks really easy and plug and play
I do want that controller the most though since i already have a PC
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some pretty good improvements over the meta 3
so standalone it will be even better
not that steam users will use it often that way since standalone graphics suck ass
VR chat is borderline unplayable without a PC connection just because of all the huge player models
you could get a total of 2TB of storage if you get the 1TB internal storage and a 1TB micro sd which is fucking insane
plus of course you could quickly switch out the micro SD's if you want to divide your entire library into a couple of SD's
this headset is really going to be the best on the market if valve delivers
definitely blows away the meta quest 3
though it probably wont be cheaper than the quest 3S
meta has been focusing way more on making VR accessible recently
always love when these companies announce some new hardware then just wait like 9 gorrilion years to actually say the price
like um
explode
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To bring to the light of truth to the blinds, it requires great sacrifice.
Ironically goes hard
Wait this passed my feed four times but i never read the thumbnail
Hats off to him tho
He got balls
Is this a chud mob or a woke mob thing?
Cause i hear this and that on whether or not sallys are black coded
I am aware different ethnic coding can and has been in this specific legion, and that they aren’t all black coded
Like the tithes guy had asian facial features
Its mostly the unawares opinion of
"Well Salamanders are african/black obviously, their skin IS fully dark."
vs the actual answer of:
"They don't have an ethicity, the geneseed just makes their skin volcanic charcoal"
Also yeah Sallies have multiple ethnicities in modern artworks, african-american, asian, caucasian etc
they can be ethnically caucasian black asian south american but their skin is charcoal black
look at vulkan hes ethnically black
That ditto yeah, they themselves arent african lol
people just misjudge it by jumping to that conclusion due to the charcoal skin
Its a nice vid so far, goes down the rabbithole of Salamanders' whole volcanic skin schtick while also exploring the early eras of "Everyone in 40k was just generally white" lol
If you join the RG, you will be white doesn't matter what.
Kinda, im pretty sure if you got a darker skintone you just get a more corpse-like shade
The geneseed are aggressive.
It's a pretty good video, I just finished it
Ill watch
I will admit
I do like being represented in media
I hate to admit it cause it causes sooooooo many issues
Love this so much
you mean a British company in the 80s had most of the people in it's fictional setting be white? who could have guessed that /s
ngl i just noticed they have the old KKK hoods
literally just a white sack before they started mocking the Catholics
Lmao yeah tho its modelled after their white supremacist supervillain leader the White Dragon
lmao ofc he calls himself a dragon
This video is very good
Definitely has a point if these guys are the “token” black faction then every other faction really is just white
As per usual its a conglomerate of a trillion worlds, so they aren’t limited to any race or coding.
I'm pretty sure Sakan in the tithes episode is Asian.
What's really funny is that terra doesn't even have distinct skin colors anymore it's all just turned into one color they call terran grey
yup
what living in the dark and squaller of a mega city the size of a planet does too you
Yep he is
Agreed yeah, i was delighted to see 10m of this was about Sallies and the rest of the 20m was just covering the awkward topic of how un-diversity GW was back in the day lol
Idk why but I kinda get tibettian monk vibes from him
Yes! Exactly what I was thinking about

ah for honor
It will surprise nobody here when I say I was a lawbringer main
i went from nobushi to warden to warmonger lmao
I sided played nobushi
i only liked her wwhen the bleed pokes where the main thing
Posting for honor around me is like taking a shot next to a recovering alcoholic leave me alone
That game actually consumed my high school life it was insane I had like 4K hours
Me but with ark survival
Played both those for a while
I played Conan on a private server and rust on a roleplay server xD
Tarkov though played like 2500 hours
no, die
ugh conan exiles, rip age of conan
Rest in feces and annihilation
When i played rust my group built a colloseum, sleeping bag kidnapped people into it, and made them fight
I think there's still clips on yt
I made shit smoothies and lived in a swamp and just took people hostage
isnt that like one of the most common things to do in rust? right up there will booby-trapping people's bases
Then I tried to make a boat prison and haunt the seas
I kidnapped people in ark
We had grander ambitions and when you've got a dozen people you get to run the server
i see
If anybody here still plays rust please kidnap and torture krieg cosmetic owners
I got driven from sooo many servers by mega tribes. I was on there personal shitlist
I'll reinstall just for that
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So based
Do it for real
You won’t
Pussy
No balls
Who's to say I haven't
Bro is fiending
This coulda been an email guys
glad they're doing something interesting with BoS in the show
Honestly any treatment for the brotherhood is more interesting than how bethesda does them
Even fnv's "but we LIKE living in the hole" group
Fo1 and 2s were the most interesting imo
and the conflict in 3 was also cool glad they're doing that again
they were never meant to become a major faction again
bro in f2 the brotherhood of steel is mega minor
"yeah we exist and we support the ncr"
bos involvement in f2 in a nutshell
they were a driving force behind the NCRs tech development and recruited openly which was their true mission
that's peak BoS
thats background information their actual presence in the game itself is mega minor
they dont even have a questline
do you they think they have a bigger presence in 2 than say vault city?
Fallout fans should all be thrown in the acidic pits imo but thats just me

fallout 2 integrates older events and emergent organisations really well
they don't need presence to be the best depiction of them
that's the POINT
i dont like the way both the ncr and bos handle business in new vegas
the best depiction of them is one where they're barely in it?
the best depiction of the bos is 1
that i agree, but in 2 they just sort of exist. you get the plans for the vertibird from them then you fuck off
the mojave chapter is similar to fallout 1's brotherhood when you think about it
except even more isolated
because that's the point of the BoS their goal was to hoard tech then help people rebuild, they were never supposed to be a big force.
that's why it's peak
the whole "help people rebuild" part about them is largely created by bethesda
i agree but its not the best depiction of them merely because they're barely in the fucking game
in the original games they hate outsiders
in fact they go to war with the NCR over it
and they lose
they're more tolerant in 2 but still assholes
anyways fallout should not fucking be about the BOS
they don't go to war over outsiders since they've been openly recruiting for decades at that point
they go to war because the NCR started taking all the enclave tech and the BoS hey wait a min that's our shit
they dont go to war with outsiders because the one time they tried they got blown the fuck out
the period of cooperation between the 2 started after that
they got humbled
that's not what sentence means but ok
yeah because they hate outsiders. it's part of the reason they want the tech, it's because they think outsiders can't handle it

the NCR/BoS war starts AFTER Fo2 when they were already working together
did it?
YES
my timeline might be a bit mixed up
which is why by moral obbligation you should frame one go in their bunker and kill everyone
That's the whole reason the Mojave chapter is hiding
is because the BoS and NCR are at war during the time
anyways i don't like how "good" they have become
fax its the opposite of what i said i thought i had it mixed up but i had the mix up mixed up
wtf
i expect fallout 5 to be mainly about BOS
They've apparently conquered and basically recivilized the east coast which is a big pivot from the fuck you got mine technohoarders they were
they're not even good in Fo4 they're closer to one with a mix of 2
fallout 4 again?
unironically yeah ffs lmfao
yeah they'll help but they ain't building shit outside of their main base in the capitol
even 3 is about the bos
which is just itself a redo of 3
y'all gotta stop playing bethesda games
they're treated as noble and shit stop it
in 1 they literally send you to go die the moment you meet them
Where did the bos get the industrial base to build the prydwen anyway (and i think it has sister ships too)
morrowind is top 5 best western rpgs ever made
like it's not comparable
But they're not???? they're hella racist and one of the quests you can complete by fucking robbing wastelanders
Debatable but also not included in what I meant, you just shouldn't play anything they release anymore
The BoS are like real knights (petty nobles who hoard power and hate commoners)
SNITCH
didn't play starfield
Didnt miss anything
Adam’s airforce base
they're literally still treated as the savior of the wasteland with bad parts and stuff. not the irredeemable pieces of shit they are in 1
airforce bases cant even build planes
i was gonna buy the special but last second i felt the games evil aura
much less giant rigid airships
lmao
I really hope whatever they release next flops so hard they finally realise their games are the worst
If you mean the one the proctor gives you, that was off the books
Skyrim?
or whatever that new game is
Elder Mimircrolls
next new game
you're not allowed to laugh at my jokes
People should have realized with original skyrim but alas
Eldar SweetRolls
i lied the one thing you missed was how bad todd howard doesnt understand why bethesdas previous games were enjoyable
I wasnt laughing at your jokes, I was laughing at you considering even buying Shitfield

elder maxson is very fucking clearly meant to be a flawed good person i hate how sigma he looks
says a lot honestly
more like Elder Coatson
now hand it over
he's not actually a good designer
wait
Yeah that doesn't disprove my point, the fact that high ranking people in the brotherhood will still resort to it still shows they're assholes to a certain degree
Howard is not a good developer?
they're not the same brotherhood from 3
he really is dripped out
that cant be right....................
its that literal knight meme
fur coat ontop of anything
Wheres dilara

Eat this
they're not even irredeemable in one
LMAOOOOOO
FUCK THATS FUNNY
they're assholes but not evil
also he looks like the Rock here i hate it
Well of course. 3s brotherhood was excommunicated by lost hills
But
again not comparable to 1 where they straight up want you to die
if you want a true evil brotherhood tactics has it
Power armour cool so who cares
anyway you fallout fans go back to killing each other i must watch from a safe distance 
what was the first thing they make you do in 1 again
I WILL Dilara
Infact
ask you to go die!!!!
Fallout is in the snowpiercer universe right
I’m gonna say it
the thing about starfield (ive given this schpiel 1000 places but not here i think) is that beth open world games thrived on the gameplay cycle of "you're at A and sent to B but along the way you find C which tells you about D" and they cut out the entire concept lol
Ok let me try to explain this to you before your soft spot collapses
I am gonna say it
idk sounds kind of evil
Enclave did nothing wrong.
they straight up did not intend you to survive, like they expected you to die. idk how more clear i can make it
EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT THE GLOW AND HOW IT IS DANGEROUS, they don't expect you to even TRY and do the task. It is not their fault we are insane and don't really know about the glow
"everyone knows"
tf
no?
they literally talk to you like you're a moron
it's like saying "hey get my shit from a volcano" of course you're not gonna do it
they know no one is stupid enough to try
or insane enough
reminder that the game acknowledges if youre actually a moron
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you can't tell me the guy doesn't expect you to die
Shouldn’t you be banging rocks together local
voice director cooked
i love the cheek thing he does after giving you the quest
like "oh boy"
clay models are so cool
he doesn't even expect you to try, you can ask around the wasteland about the area and they'll be like "shit is dangerous don't go there" again they are assholes but not evil. Because he expects you to know about the place already.
like im not gonna say they ain't pricks
they are
but not evil
"go kill yourself"
-a not very evil asshole
they don't even want anything to do with you unless you do the crazy task and prove yourself useful
also isn't it crazy how much fallout lore comes directly from 1
like that game created everything
how is it crazy?
whats wrong with being evil
nothing
it's such an original setting
Aw man 😔
true it was a very big collaborative effort
just really good worldbuilding
all the writers got to do their thing
I still think 1 is better than 2 in most aspects
they're really different
2 plays better
i dont like comparing 1 and 2 because i like both
though 2 has better gameplay
and more variety
yeah gameplay wise 2 is better but I think 2 just feels like it tries to hard comedy wise but it can be really funny
and theres more stuff you can do and you can go about doing things with more options
also something the fallout games forgot with 3 is how much it's inspired by mad max
first game with gay marriage was f2
there's tons of mad max looking vehicles in 1 and 2
and ofc tactics
3 must have ignored that because the engine couldn't handle vehicles
so now we have no mad max stuff at all in the setting
the engine could barely handle the capital wasteland so yeah it would explode if more than just vertibirds were around
the game also has fast travel and the map design isnt accomodating for a car
it could have been accommodating for cars if the engine could handle it
but the engine is picked before the game is even designed
idk i still think we wouldnt get a car due to a game design issue
a faster on foot option would have been better either way
because f3 sucks at directing you toward the cool stuff
At this point walking around is the fallout vibe
it would have been a ton of work to make it all work
with cars
4 maybe could have had a car system if the power armor wasn't so prominent
and when you think about it power armor in 4 is like a car system
the customization and stuff
you even had greasers lol
I forgot the hellcat company existed
houses like in minecraft
lol
I wish I could get the hellcat random encounter again
the disappointment of building defenses only for them to never be used
Only gotten it once
Wait no it's the Atom Cats in Fo4
Hellcats are a mercenary company in Fo76 which is a bunch of old US army
the overseer simulator was worse
the f4 vaults are soulless
should've written the gabencube smh
take the n off
oh yeah fallout 4 had a criminal lack of good vaults
which is so weird considering how vaults are like THE iconic fallout dungeon
The worst part is that the defenses are useless primarily because of
You guessed it
Bethesda jank!
I think the only good was lord of the flies one
Because they decided to put the invaders
I wish we got that underwater vault
cancelled because it might have been cool
Into the middle of your civilization
And also would've been hard to program in
because it's the origin of the coolest sub faciton in the game that gets nothing
But also
the gunners
Yeah
todd howard was there to make sure it was mid
if its not mid enough into the trash it goes
Todd Howard leaps into the development room
He immediately uses a sledgehammer against the drive
There was supposed to be that underwater vault but it got scrapped, some big underwater creature too
it was like halfway done
"Oh thank god... I thought it was good"
there's a ton of leftover files
o yea
again if they just didnt fucking make settlements we could have had this kind of stuff
if there is one thing every fallout game fumbles it's the merc companies
they must have wasted so much time making buildable shit
Seriously though wtf
Like
Walls are useless
Because they literally just teleport through it
the biggest fumble of fallout games (not including 1 and 2) is that they're made by bethesda
bethesda didnt make Peak of Steel
New vegas was partially made by Bethesda since they made most of the assets and engine
NV is decent but I can still smell the bethesda cuz what said above
therefore
i look down upon it with my superior eyes
i dont like how boston was made
interplay straight up stole the snowblind engine just to make a bad game
total bethesda death
I do wonder what's happened with Bethesda, they made kind of mid but kind of fun games but after Starfield boy do I wonder if all the talent has just left
they made 1 game
Im gonna splash cold water on your face
Bethesda was never good
True
I didn't say good anyways
actually morrowind was p kino
Morrowind is kino but that's despite the engine
dark alliance
It was
But it lasted a very very VERY short time. Ended at oblivion
you dumb N'wah
both of them
It was good because back then people could only play with rocks
I accept that oblivion was decent
i do not
i don't either
they made a TON of games. most of which i havent played lol
Well it's decent when you're a child
Morrowwind was pretty mechanically deep compared to the next two elder scrolls ngl
Then you will explode
Daggerfall is even more mechanically deep
after morrowing the lore fell offf therefore i hate the games
they shut down in 2006
lol
it didnt
nah they're alive
It is peak for one reason.
Lusty Argonian Maid
it diddd
skyrim and oblivion are full of fantastic additions to the lore
the deadric realms arent ever fully fleshed out in morrowind
most of the worldbuilding comes from oblivion
well you only really see two iirc
anyways all the good talent at interplay left for obsidian and deep silver
no the dlc was kinda cool but still
with tentacle man
but still
they butchered the nords
Hottest take I have.
I think Bethesda should bite the bullet. Embrace the meme.
Do a full remake of Skyrim.
I wanna see a better version of the civil war quest line.
bethesda should just die so elder scrolls and fallout can go to more competent hands
the deadra realms are infinite in dimensionality, you cant properly adapt them in a videogame
elder scrolls lore is something you dont get to experience playing the game
at this point bethesda is just sitting on elder scrolls lol
Who's laughing now?
while true you only really see two main ones in oblivion, and I think 3(?) in skyrim
some of his stuff is cool some of it is not
c0da was a massively interesting read
ok bringing this back to the nords
I like his stuff but I also like what bethesda did
because it makes sense in the game
they're not really nords anymore they're imperials cosplaying nords
wym he worked on skyrim and oblivion too
notmynords
it's how they took the nords from original vision
Hold on
tl;dr read c0da
og nords were like cartoon barbarians
its unofficial but parts of it are referenced within official tes media
the kirk post is on his tumblr and I don't have an account
its also a deconstruction of canon being choosen by the corporation through official media
what
either way I like what they did to the nords in Skyrim besides the cities but that's like an engine shit
people lie lambda
https://www.tumblr.com/michaelkirkbride/128602974278 the post no longer exsits or something idk but now I look like a fool
im not going on tumblr just give us a tl;dr
19 years later it returns in it's most powerful form, the Gabecube
I'm overly vitriolic but i lwky agree it's just
i would've liked to see
the og nords in a game
like skyrim how it was described wel
before skyrim
shoutouts Talos
by talus
iirc in Oblivion the Nords where at war with the empire
wait was that not always a thing
Nords fighting a civil war over a Breton/Imperial god
But back yeah I like how the stormcloaks are fucking posers
"muh Talos"
you don't even care about YOUR gods
for a split sec i thought this was you saying kirk had a tumblr account
they were a part of the greater conflict against the aldmeri dominion afaik
only that one homeles dude does
Skyrim has been part of the empire and in open revolt like 3000 times or something, rebelling is just the Nords' passtime
it awlays circles back to "kill all elves" anyway in the end
do orcs fall under the knife ear shaped blade
Tamriel history in a nutshell
talos worship grants you heaven
they came from the elves so yes
killing mers and banging Khajjit is their 2nd fav passtime
almost every non-human is an elf offshoot
they weren't even classified as mer until morrowind or was it daggerfall
even Khajjits
never ask a stormcloack the race of his wife
they were lumped with goblins for a while and killed on site
wish elder scrolls had gnomes love gnomes
also this
even the orsimers founding myth is vile
Stormcloaks forsake their ancient duty
they literally came from shit
I mean
they should if they don't
he doesnt theres nothing to discuss
he does
whitestrake certainly couldn't tell the difference
Nords really do be this huh
if he don't he's not a true hater
bro is like THE elf hater
whitestrake was so angry he became a deity that doesnt count
it counts
kajiits came from elves never forget their crime of existence
Penal Whitestroke?
or whatever his name was
My fav gay cyborg or whatever he is now
um excuse me
gay cyborg still
shouldnt that be Raiden
I love bullshit lore we just threw on him
that's still the case
raiden who
and he's awesome
raiden deez?
his physical form was destroyed
Also like one of the most important artefacts for the nords is powered by elf racism and has a wojak of them on it
it's peak
I don't care if it's justified the slayqueen gay couple killed so many elves so I think it's cool
Wuuthrad my beloved
all of the man racism is cultural while man v mer racism is just pure hate racism
mer v mer?
it's both
never ask a high elf what they think of wood elves
i'd agree with them tbh
read that as "white man" for a second
well i guess its not completely wrong
what did Khajiit do 
drug addicts
elf offshoot
THEY VOMITED ON MY FUCKING RUG
i dont like the way pelinal was killed, it felt like a "we dont know how to kill him so heres some bullshit"
same
Yeah but they're cooler than elves so
I love the Argonians and Khajiit I just wish the Argonians didn't kill the rest of the beast races
Khajiit is also gene coded to be a thief, it's not racism I swear it's true
Woah now
Bro is editing the lore when we arent looking
Where in the lore does it say that
just look at them
what did todd howard mean by making up a whole species of thieves and drug addicts
it doesnt it's just that since they're better at sneaking than everyone else they just steal more
Also I like the fact that Khajiit can be anywhere from just a panther to a normal dude with hairy ears or something depending on the moon cycle when they were born
cats are inherently mischievous
Good
therefore you can't trust these things
as seen here
it's kind of a feedback loop since they are often disbarred from entering cities because of the stereotype therefore they need to steal to live
this too
also this is just ratling lore
ratling are also inherently thieves
Cultural stereotypes only encourage culture stereotypes xd
so i agree
Racism across all settings I see
im glad we dont have to deal with such things IRL
not but fr I recalle a book on khajiits about how in their culture the concept of property is literally "different"
i'm going to try and find it
And what do you think of the demon people who are now in New York trying to complete a ritual 
ok they're not literally all in NYC that's just racist dude
the list of beastfolk is interesting but it sucks we prob wont see more sentient/sapient ones
Europeans and Romani ppl moment
khajiit can also manipulate space and time to spread lies accross it
I don't know much about ES lore but it's really fucking funny that argonians are just mind slaves to a big tree if they grew up in their home country
beast races in TES died when they got rid of the digitigrade legs, you know i'm absolutely correct
I was waiting for somebody to mention my people
u know i am
Just chilling and then you receive a divine order from The Tree of Heavenly Nourishment telling you to kill a demon that's invading
Argonians
Birdfolk (extinct)
Centaurs
Dragonlings
Dreugh
Faun (deer people)
Frost Giants (just big trolls)
Goblins/ogres/gremlins
there are even gorilla and chimp people in the wood elf province
No cock cock?

this sounds bad out of context doesn't it
More importantly given how uh
"Tolerant" the thalmor are

Also there were fox people before the argonians got to them and gave them smallpox
Oh damn they actually look cool
Native American reference maybe



