#40k-lore-chat

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valid needle
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Hardly a shit show

near wasp
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I've never played 1 and 2

crystal forum
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you should

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they hold up very well for literally 25 year old games

storm jungle
near wasp
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Maybe one day

late verge
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No but i find it strange that all the personalities for the rejects + arbies have a great amount of depth and interesting backstory and character that makes them unique (even between genders, like fem seer comes off completely differently than male seer, which is a testament to the va's) but the actual named characters are... eh? Theyre there. Theyre not bad. But theyre kind of an afterthought

rose thorn
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It has alot of ideas and details going on, but alot of it is hidden behind terminals and stuff

valid needle
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Fallout 3 does good at conveying the total nuclear destruction world

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NV is too happy imo

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4 is alright

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76 is also too happy

crystal forum
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how is NV happy

storm jungle
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TOO HAPPY?

hallow plover
storm jungle
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You visit towns that literally get fucking torched and enslaved

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lmfao

valid needle
late verge
near wasp
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76 didn't used to have anything in it

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Sure it was green but that's because the radiation killed all the bacteria

crystal forum
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there's way more depression in NV than 3

valid needle
crystal forum
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people in 3 are so happy all the time like that wasteland survival guide bitch

storm jungle
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but thats literally THE PURPOSE of a casino

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šŸ’€

crystal forum
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outside the casino you find alcoholic NCR soldiers

late verge
raven stone
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Stealth update to 40k faction packs for those who care

crystal forum
rose thorn
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I get corswain

hallow plover
hallow saddle
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i like that u find pages off the wasteland survival guide in 4

rose thorn
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There is alot of silly stuff, significantly more than any other fallout game besides 1 and 2

valid needle
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Not sex drugs and gambling

near wasp
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That's how people cope tho

crystal forum
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1 and 2 have very different vibes from the FPS era

hallow plover
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Is the BoS supposed to be unlikable in every game?

valid needle
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It is still a good game though

vagrant fox
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I suppose FO76 is pretty happy go lucky for the best of vault 76, it's whatever

rose thorn
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Fallout is the post post apocalypse

valid needle
crystal forum
valid needle
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And in 76 it’s only been 25 years since the bombs dropped

rose thorn
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And new Vegas societies are like mirroring modern ones

crystal forum
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brother's brain has been cooked by bethesda

rose thorn
valid needle
nocturne crest
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It's kind weird that primm in irl might become a ghost town.

valid needle
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Our benevolent overlord Godd Howard is a well meaning ruler.

crystal forum
vagrant fox
nocturne crest
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Both casinos are shutting down.

valid needle
crystal forum
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1 and 2 directly follow eachother as you can see the global effects you have in the first game. there's construction of civilization happening everywhere

crystal forum
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NV shows the negative sides of the NCR, how it became too big for its own good and suffers from the same problems as the old world did

valid needle
crystal forum
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tf does 3 and 4 have

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brotherhood good

vagrant fox
nocturne crest
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Okay, here is a dumb question. Would you rather have a Fallout set in Europe or Metro game set in the USA?

valid needle
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Enclave is one of those ones where it should be very large but they constantly kill themselves more times than anyone killing them.

storm jungle
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America is just way too lame as a post-apoc setting

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everyone and their mom has done a setting on it

crystal forum
vagrant fox
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fallout ankara, shit's exactly the same

near wasp
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We honestly should have a falloutgame in france

valid needle
crystal forum
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fallout wouldn't work outside america. the vibes are all based on 50's americana

vagrant fox
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I honestly didn't like the Fallout London mod that much, didn't vibe with it much. The US doesn't have trains though, so no metro game

celest dome
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Fallout France but it's just normal France

valid needle
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How can you not have trains?

crystal forum
vagrant fox
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It's true I heard it from my uncle who visited America 40 years ago

valid needle
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Hold on I need to check this

near wasp
crystal forum
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my fav part of fallout 3 was exploring the capital

near wasp
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We have trains

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What

vagrant fox
crystal forum
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was fun how they managed to work around loading zones by dividing it into areas accessible by underground

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prob gave us a way bigger washington than we would have had otherwise

celest dome
vagrant fox
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the yankees get prison labour trademark to pull their train wagons, they don't actually have locomotives

crystal forum
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most of those NA trains are cargo only too

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i hate it here

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100$ bus ride to visit somebody

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5 hours away

valid needle
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At least you don’t need to fly to another country to go on holiday

near wasp
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That's fair

valid needle
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Can just drive 17 hours to a nearby county

crystal forum
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meanwhile in europe you can drive 4 hours to another country

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no passport

near wasp
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Think of the USA this way we are fifty countries in a trench coat

crystal forum
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yes because illinois is very different culturally from north dakota

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they said, sarcastically

valid needle
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I think there’s problems with all countries

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Different problems and same problems

nocturne crest
valid needle
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The grass isn’t always greener on the other side

crystal forum
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i just want fucking trains

nocturne crest
vagrant fox
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I feel like a horse would cost more than 63 cents plus prisonloaf torture food an hour

valid needle
near wasp
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no you wouldnt

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dont lie to yourself

crystal forum
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funny joke there

vagrant fox
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should've said thank you to the queen some more before she died

near wasp
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oh so she can kill our diplomate like diana?

valid needle
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Hearsay

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We would have given you all trains WE HAD A PLAN

near wasp
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what tax us to death to fund your constant wars with the french

vagrant fox
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See when the British seized my country during WWII from the perfidious Danes the first airport was built in short order. It's that easy 4head

crystal forum
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billions of indians must starve

near wasp
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xD

hallow plover
valid needle
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You are all acting like the palaces will be built themselves

near wasp
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yeah we just decided that making the worlds largest tea was easier

valid needle
near wasp
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FUCK

crystal forum
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the best evidence you need for why empires dont work is how the british countryside never saw any improvements in the 1800's

near wasp
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at least we use the spices in our food

valid needle
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We were planning to use spices

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We just forgot

crystal forum
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biggest empire in the world and the average brit was still living in squalor and poverty

near wasp
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yall were getting bombed in the blitz and just kept eating like you were being bombed

vagrant fox
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Do not insult wiggan kebab and pey wet ok

crystal forum
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and brits still cling to the idea of the great britain of old like they'd get anything from it

valid needle
crystal forum
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can't wait for americans to still be talking about how great america used to be 100 years down the line

near wasp
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that we can agree on

valid needle
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The rise and fall of empires is a certainty in life. The fall of Americans is upon us.

crystal forum
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it's funny how predictable it all is too

near wasp
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just wait in ten years when i can ill run for president

nocturne crest
near wasp
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ill totally save this nation

valid needle
nocturne crest
crystal forum
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i hope that with the chinese century at least there won't be many wars

near wasp
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theres gonna be alot

valid needle
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America and the UK still fund Israel

crystal forum
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idk china doesn't start wars to justify its economy at least

near wasp
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they are setting up for a war rn

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what are you talking about

crystal forum
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with india?

near wasp
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NO

crystal forum
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which one this time

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fucking everybody is setting up a war according to the news

valid needle
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Everycunt

crystal forum
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american and venezuela

near wasp
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with Taiwan and the southern pacific

crystal forum
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is the current big talk

crystal forum
near wasp
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it was just talk between russian and ukraine

wintry cloud
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||I hate this country||

crystal forum
celest dome
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Or was that just what the politicians said to be able to profit on Russian oil

crystal forum
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china won't go to war with taiwan it would be suicide

wintry cloud
celest dome
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China want to get Taiwan the same way it got Hong Kong

crystal forum
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and china's already domming the other south east asian countries economically and diplomatically. it gains nothing from a real war

near wasp
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i was gonna say tibet

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never forget tibet

crystal forum
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china didn't need a war for thag

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china doesn't work with wars it's just its strategy

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it's still a shit empire like all empires

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but it just doesn't function with wars... yet

near wasp
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i think china is way more unstable than it projects, honestly it might be close to collapsing and might have to use a war to justify its existance

crystal forum
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see that's western mindset

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that's what america will prob do

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but we haven't really seen china do that

near wasp
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thats not just a western mindset

wintry cloud
crystal forum
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china has a different style of economy with a lot more control over its elements. i'm definitely not an economist but as a country china has done a lot of things that aren't war to fix its issues

crystal forum
nocturne crest
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I got a stupid idea. Tom and Jerry in the Horus Heresy.

near wasp
dark moon
crystal forum
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anyways the US is most likely going to go to war with venezuela

valid needle
crystal forum
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get ready for that one

near wasp
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probably

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honestly ive been hoping wed choose to go to war wwith the cartels in mexico

crystal forum
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same for the border policies

near wasp
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yeah and cia is also funding them ik

dark moon
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Other than that, it’s just a bs statement to throw our weight around in Mexico.

near wasp
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three letter agencies can suck me dick

crystal forum
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venezuela is prob the current target because it doesn't have many allies even in south america

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also oil etc etc

dark moon
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I can’t believe we’re still not even 2 years through this ā€œadministrationā€ yet, god this fucking sucks.

crystal forum
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hey there's W's around the board rn

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except for the whole dem capitulation thing over the shutdown

dark moon
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Usual democrats being spineless in the face of republican bullshit. Exactly what got us into this mess.

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I’m tired, boss. So, so tired.

crystal forum
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it's inevitable that it will

dark moon
crystal forum
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but it might take a looooong time

humble shoal
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Depends, does trump get a third term

wintry cloud
crystal forum
nocturne crest
crystal forum
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he was spotted with a possible pee bag recently

humble shoal
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I just dislike the government

dark moon
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I swear the republicans fucked with this past election. The only reason we won in 2020 was because they couldn’t fuck with the mail in ballots.

humble shoal
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Screw dems, screw repubs

dark moon
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Not to mention every bit of evidence on how they tried to steal it too.

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Which led to nothing. KEKW_ogryn Sitgryn

crystal forum
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hey they wont the popular vote last elections

humble shoal
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Feds ran jan 6

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Feds ran the blm protests

crystal forum
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as far as i'm concerned most americans did this to themselves

wintry cloud
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Only reason I vote dem is that they don’t obliterate the lgbtq community like repubs do

Its almost the same in the colossal picture though.

humble shoal
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There is no government but the party

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And the party is never wrong

crystal forum
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dems are just controlled opposition

wintry cloud
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Basically

humble shoal
crystal forum
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in the end both sides are paid off by big corps and israel

humble shoal
crystal forum
dark moon
crystal forum
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the infuriating part is how pathetic these slimeball politicians are

humble shoal
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Its literally the whole ai bubble

crystal forum
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i shouldn't be surprised that my government is just bowing down to americans already

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since my politicians are themselves just paid off by american interest

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i needed australians to explain something to me about my own country

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that's how shit news media is

wintry cloud
crystal forum
wintry cloud
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I love it

crystal forum
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normally about australia

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but they do stuff about other countries sometimes

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if you're not american i always suggest learning about other non american countries

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we all have similar neoliberalism fucking our society

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it's insane how identical it is throughout the world

wintry cloud
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We really are heading our way into the imperium of man huh

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Can’t wait.

storm jungle
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id say we already are there

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you can literally replace anything the US administration is doing now with 40k lore terms and NOBODY would notice

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or say "its too grimderp and silly"

outer wave
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This is the worst rendition of the Imperium of Man I've seen, and I know how bad the IoM is

storm jungle
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YEP

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Hold on lemme get my favorite mourningstar vox quote

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"Beware the heretic's words. Equality, justice, tolerance. These are the seeds of damnation"

wintry cloud
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Poetic

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Ironic even

storm jungle
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Ages like wine

misty vector
# wintry cloud

we are kinda reaching the point where people forget 40k was inspired by these sort of people

dark moon
storm jungle
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^

burnt maple
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Oh, is that lore chat getting political again?

hallow plover
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Always has been

languid meadow
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Politics? In my political satire game? say it aint so!

storm jungle
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I prefer my IPs without politics

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Like Warhammer, Metal Gear, Helldivers or Fallout

burnt maple
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I fucking hate lexicanum 70% of the time.

wintry cloud
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Why

burnt maple
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Sure, quality of information is great, but the website works like shit.

wintry cloud
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Like?

storm jungle
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Uh can you explain

wintry cloud
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^

storm jungle
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im a lexicanum editor staregryn

vagrant fox
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edit the website to the way it was 🫵

wintry cloud
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Small world

storm jungle
valid needle
burnt maple
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Loads so long. Imagine trying to see an image from a page.

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Literally half a minute loading.

storm jungle
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Uhhh no offense but that might be your internet

wintry cloud
burnt maple
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No offense, every other website works perfectly.

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EVERY.

storm jungle
# vagrant fox edit the website to the way it was 🫵

Lİterally nobody likes it trust me, it was dictated by Bell of Lost Souls since they own lexi, we tried to fix most of the damage but its still bad, it was largely done to bring the software to modern specs since lexicanum is REALLY old

vagrant fox
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I know this, thogg don't care

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Images a bit longer than usual to load for me but it's like 1 second of waiting at most

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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can't have shit in detroit, all the old webpage is gone

storm jungle
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owned and destroyed

vital ginkgo
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Which of the surviving loyalist primarchs are most likely to return as a traitor or become one after returning?

storm jungle
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None.

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It would massively upset their fanbase

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GW knows better than to do that, same with any traitor primarch ever going loyalist/redeemed

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nobody wants it and it would be a bizarre decision

vital ginkgo
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In lore I mean

storm jungle
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oh whoops lol

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Id say not traitor but definitely go rogue if it came down to Khan and Corvus

vagrant fox
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curze uwugryn

storm jungle
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since they are freehearted in spirit

vital ginkgo
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Hm

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Yeah that makes sense

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Not russ?

storm jungle
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Russ has always been extremely loyal

vital ginkgo
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Also where did khan go?

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The warp?

storm jungle
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Webway

lament shoal
storm jungle
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Corvus and Russ went into the Warp

vagrant fox
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clicking on the image of mr morbus on the minotaurs site takes an unacceptably long 5 seconds, lexicanum is dead smh

storm jungle
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explode yourself now

lament shoal
vagrant fox
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I'll make my own 40k wiki that's what I'll do

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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I wonder how they'll desecrate Sanguinius' whole deal by resurrecting him for 40k

celest dome
storm jungle
raven stone
wintry cloud
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Yeah just chunk up sanguinor

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Hes already there

lament shoal
late verge
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could the emperor theoretically be considered a very weird form of servitor?

celest dome
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Yes

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Now don't shout it on every roof

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They might not see it well

late verge
rocky gale
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Wait Alanah is voicing the Sister in Boltgun 2????

late verge
# celest dome Yes

me patting my still conscious toaster: "Aw, c'mon, don't look at me like that! The Omnissiah is a Servitor too! No shame in it :)"

mossy peak
late verge
celest dome
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I mean, the face isn't that far from what we can have šŸ’€

rocky gale
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Cool that her and Rahul will be working on Boltgun together

late verge
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i feel like ppl dont realise that 99% of humans in m41 are probably conventionally unattractive bc of the dirtiness and insane stress and the effects of hard labor and malnutrition on the body

wintry cloud
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The people in darktide are legit broken out of a jail cell

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So yea

late verge
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u think a female imperial guardsman is gonna have the time or energy to get dolled up before jumping feet first into the meat grinder? lol. lmao.

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Sisters of battle it makes sense though because part of their religious ideology is their femininity etc etc. but you can definitely overdo it.

celest dome
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part of their religious ideology is their femininity
whatthefuck_heresy

dapper gyro
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Big boobs are part of it?

prime seal
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in give or take 5 years

late verge
celest dome
celest dome
prime seal
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you're chill

mossy peak
humble shoal
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So I can give it to father krakhead

late verge
humble shoal
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So he can be a pretty prin ess

prime seal
late verge
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aw :(

prime seal
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it would hurt GW's pockets

surreal nest
celest dome
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And again doing a chud šŸ’€

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On Fash part

humble shoal
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I can do the chud

wintry cloud
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What is a BoB

surreal nest
late verge
humble shoal
prime seal
celest dome
late verge
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im just really dumb

humble shoal
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Mister of Battle is the lore accurate term

prime seal
wintry cloud
prime seal
humble shoal
mossy peak
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chud of battle

humble shoal
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Or CBT for short

wintry cloud
mossy peak
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actually chuds of battle are just the black templars

prime seal
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oh shit youre cooking

prime seal
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those bigass fingers make this miniatures way more funny than it has any right to be

lament shoal
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Monke

wintry cloud
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It looks so bad

late verge
wintry cloud
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What is that

lament shoal
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Average guardsman dinner

prime seal
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there's a ultramarine hymn that in russian sounds like just praise for soup

prime seal
celest dome
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I mean, that's not bad

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Much better than the proposed one

rose thorn
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Hedonites of Slaanesh won the warhammer world championship?????

wintry cloud
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Woah GW

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Theyve been really woke as of late

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That art looks fantastic

late verge
late verge
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lol someone already made the same joke

late verge
# wintry cloud

me when there are literally quadrillions of humans in m41 who have had thousands of years to adapt to millions of different environments across hundreds upon thousands of worlds and people are surprised when some of them look like theyre of vaguely african descent:

late verge
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wintry cloud
# wintry cloud
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Hope the book isn’t slop

prime seal
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Rob Young has to be a Night Lord

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thats a super Night Lord name

wintry cloud
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What’s he written?

late verge
late verge
wintry cloud
mossy peak
mossy peak
humble shoal
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Like in Mordia

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Where half of the planet is sunny

late verge
lament shoal
humble shoal
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Half is pitch black

prime seal
opaque coyote
opaque coyote
lament shoal
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IM STILL MOURNING

crystal forum
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is the familiar really that good

lament shoal
wintry cloud
crystal forum
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on tabletop you can only use the familiar a single time in battle

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like why even

late verge
lament shoal
crystal forum
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wait is that an animation i didnt see

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did the welsh captain die

lament shoal
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No they both died off screen

crystal forum
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oh cool

lament shoal
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Not even an animation

crystal forum
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in game?

lament shoal
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Nothing

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Just words

humble shoal
crystal forum
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do people really miss them

humble shoal
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Rocks fell and the ums died

crystal forum
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they goatee guy just debriefs you

lament shoal
crystal forum
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who's he again

lament shoal
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The black guy in sm2

crystal forum
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oh that guy

lament shoal
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Titus' squadmate

rocky gale
opaque coyote
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Also for no reason

crystal forum
rocky gale
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The other one did

lament shoal
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That was Gadriel

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The asian one

crystal forum
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wasian

lament shoal
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Dude survived Calth just to be lazily killed off screen in a fucking warhammer community post 😭

wintry cloud
crystal forum
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why the goatee guy though

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he's a nobody

storm jungle
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Dont even ask lol

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"HE WAS SUCH AN IMPORTANT CHARACTER"

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Mfer was barely even a character

wintry cloud
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There she is LMAOO

lament shoal
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From what I'm seeing most people care about Chairon

storm jungle
crystal forum
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i sorta get chairon despite me not caring at all

lament shoal
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SHUT UP DILARA YOU'RE GOING IN THE FURNACE 😔

storm jungle
celest dome
crystal forum
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why didn't leandros die off screen in a community post

lament shoal
humble shoal
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Ultramarines die

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More news in at 6

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Cant wait for titus to make imperium trigundus

crystal forum
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he got put in charge of the watch

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which isn't the deathwatch

wintry cloud
dapper gyro
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He is as important as his sergeant buddy.

prime seal
lament shoal
# wintry cloud

"In a scene that will resonate for generations." Don't make me laugh bruh

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It was lazy

humble shoal
wintry cloud
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Eh yeah hes glazing a bit

prime seal
wintry cloud
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Alot

storm jungle
wintry cloud
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It is?

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Ohhhhh

storm jungle
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also same moron that insists ultramarines arent evil

wintry cloud
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Man

storm jungle
storm jungle
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ever

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trust an account that has a marine ppf

crystal forum
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found the one unironic ultramarine fan

humble shoal
wintry cloud
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Lemme change mine real quick then

lament shoal
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They're like my 4th fav chapter lol

crystal forum
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that's not a fan

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that's an enjoyer

lament shoal
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Eh makes no difference to me

crystal forum
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they have to be your #1

prime seal
late verge
humble shoal
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My favorite faction is ultramarines

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I mean sorta ultramarines

wintry cloud
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What’s sorta

crystal forum
humble shoal
crystal forum
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that guy above has a SM1 pfp

wintry cloud
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Oh

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Who me?

humble shoal
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They... are very hungry for justice

dapper gyro
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I saw on reddit saying "They killed a 10'000 years old marines, so inconsiderate"...

wintry cloud
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Im a chaos fan

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I eat people

humble shoal
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So do these ultramarines

wintry cloud
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True

prime seal
lament shoal
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I honestly wouldn't have minded Chairon's death so much if it wasn't done in such a half assed manner

prime seal
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they're popular on the tabletop too

dapper gyro
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Fucker, 10k years nap in a cryo tube, dude is mental and physically younger than most non primaris.

late verge
humble shoal
crystal forum
wintry cloud
arctic talon
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Genuinely

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He’s not the only primaris like that

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Sucks he died but that’s not a reason his death sucks

prime seal
arctic talon
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Also I barely see UM armies

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lol

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Comparatively

celest dome
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10k year old Marines, that we've known for what, 10 month ? Who care

crystal forum
prime seal
dapper gyro
arctic talon
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Especially among new players lol

arctic talon
arctic talon
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I’ve seen too many

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One could argue lol

crystal forum
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UM is how you paint your first assault intercessors before you find an actually respectable chapter to enjoy

prime seal
arctic talon
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UM are respectable to enjoy

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Smh

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Don’t insult people for those sorts of choices

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Smh my head

wintry cloud
crystal forum
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i can and i will dunk on basic bitches

humble shoal
prime seal
dapper gyro
arctic talon
prime seal
dapper gyro
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You don't sleep for 10k years and be "an ancient one"/

arctic talon
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Every faction but gsc is a basic bitch choice statistically

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lol

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Unless we include the people who buy plastic toy soldiers to stare at

prime seal
arctic talon
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Then the number is way more fucked

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lol

crystal forum
arctic talon
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People like blue and gold

crystal forum
#

cadians are basic af but not steel legion

arctic talon
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They like vaguely Roman’s

celest dome
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Would Custodes be considered basic bitch choices?

prime seal
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i'd say imperial knights are also not basic

wintry cloud
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Blah blah blah ā€œthis faction is lame im so unique and differentā€

arctic talon
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But eh

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It doesn’t really matter

lament shoal
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Lets be real here Jay. If it was a different chapter instead of ultramarines you'd be saying the same thing. Everyone who hates the UM doesn't hate them because they're basic, they hate them because they're the face of 40k

dapper gyro
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Custodes is depending on the editon.

arctic talon
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Custodes playrate swings wildly because a lot of their players are fair weather fliers

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lol

wintry cloud
#

Let the dudes paint their minis blue and gold dang

crystal forum
arctic talon
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So they only play them when the army is good

dapper gyro
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They was the cheapest army for a while.

arctic talon
crystal forum
arctic talon
lament shoal
wintry cloud
prime seal
queen laurel
#

well

arctic talon
#

Not irl

queen laurel
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let's just say they would fit in thg legion

wintry cloud
#

Can’t rome just be cool?

arctic talon
#

It is

wintry cloud
humble shoal
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Until

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The um

crystal forum
humble shoal
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Form a testudo

prime seal
humble shoal
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They are dead to me

arctic talon
#

I’d assume

wintry cloud
dapper gyro
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Anything being overdone is less cool.

prime seal
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yeah

crystal forum
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romans are all dead therefore they are inferior to me

prime seal
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old people bad

crystal forum
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if they were cool they wouldn't be dead

lament shoal
lament shoal
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The dude never said the romans were good guys lol

prime seal
crystal forum
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there's a venn diagram of rome fans and a certain demographic

wintry cloud
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Lmaoo

lament shoal
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Y'all weird

dapper gyro
#

Who is the good guy in human history again?

prime seal
dapper gyro
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or was

prime seal
wintry cloud
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John

prime seal
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before the rock update

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that let him kill other cavemen with rocks

lament shoal
dapper gyro
arctic talon
#

Curse of chapter organization chart

prime seal
arctic talon
#

The revolution was a mistake

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Not the industrial one

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The agricultural

humble shoal
humble shoal
prime seal
crystal forum
#

cave johnson

prime seal
humble shoal
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I like rome for having the funniest naval tactics of all time

prime seal
crystal forum
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it didn't though

humble shoal
crystal forum
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lmao

humble shoal
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But not really

wintry cloud
#

My favorite is Chinese history tbh

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It’s funny

arctic talon
#

It’s also long

humble shoal
lament shoal
#

Asian history is depressing lol

wintry cloud
arctic talon
#

My father hates history because of needing to learn Chinese history

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šŸ’€

humble shoal
arctic talon
#

He said it was too long

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And boring

prime seal
humble shoal
#

Executed for wasting the emperors treasures

prime seal
#

its long

arctic talon
#

I agree

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But he has his own opinion

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lol

wintry cloud
#

Dude takes the throne
ā€œA billion perishā€

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Never gets old

prime seal
#

but learning how shashanga discovered people need their feet to walk by chopping off an infidels feet was very insightful

humble shoal
#

Shoutout to korea for the longest unbroken tradition of slavery

crystal forum
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chinese history pre communist is like a mystery

wintry cloud
#

Korea makes me wanna cry dude

crystal forum
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by mystery i mean too complicated to care about

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just WW2 history of china is fucking insane

humble shoal
#

Anyway military fashion peaked at the landschnect

languid meadow
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-Yellow River flooded

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That's the basics

wintry cloud
humble shoal
#

The dog meat general was funny

languid meadow
#

The 19th century is such an interesting time

humble shoal
#

He didnt know 3 things

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How rich he was

prime seal
humble shoal
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How many boys he got

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How many wives he got

arctic talon
humble shoal
crystal forum
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also the whole thing of people acting like china was always a monolithic entity instead of constantly being divided and reformed

arctic talon
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In general lol

wintry cloud
arctic talon
#

There wasn’t a unified Chinese language nationally till the nationalists took power lol

crystal forum
#

sure does help to push the message when 90% of your population is fucking han though

arctic talon
#

And then the Communists implemented it further

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Not really

humble shoal
#

Also there was a point in german history where one dude had a blood feud with the city of nuremburg

arctic talon
#

lol

prime seal
arctic talon
#

Awful

prime seal
#

0% possibility of winning
"ay this coat is kind of nice though"

humble shoal
late verge
arctic talon
#

Regionalism is so funny in Chinese online stuff

late verge
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ofc yes ik

crystal forum
arctic talon
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People getting doxxed just so the other person can say they’re from a shithole region

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Or something worse

humble shoal
arctic talon
#

Yeah

humble shoal
arctic talon
#

Provincial rivalry/hatred is always funny

prime seal
#

"what? the russians are fucking us in the ass? i dont care do you see this hat?"

crystal forum
#

china just shows that ethnicity doesn't necessarily represent cultural diversity

arctic talon
#

Until it isn’t

arctic talon
prime seal
arctic talon
#

Despite the CCPs best efforts to stamp out ā€œregionalismā€

humble shoal
crystal forum
arctic talon
#

Not even

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More so diversity in regional culture

crystal forum
#

japan does it too despite being "free"

arctic talon
#

They’ve already won the Han percentage thing

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Ages ago

humble shoal
#

Oh yeah

arctic talon
#

But they’re trying to wipe out non mandarin languages

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Much to the displeasure of most of south China

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šŸ’€

prime seal
humble shoal
#

Aka 99% of the country

arctic talon
#

And a parts of northern China

humble shoal
#

Other than Beijing

crystal forum
#

the US did that shit a lot around the 60's

arctic talon
humble shoal
crystal forum
#

stamped out a lot of local dialects

arctic talon
#

But they keep trying

languid meadow
#

France did as well

arctic talon
crystal forum
#

it's too strong

arctic talon
#

No

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LOL

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Cantonese, Hakka and Hokkien are too strong

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In south China

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They will literally never die

crystal forum
#

there comes a point where standardizing language stops being about convenience and starts being about assimilation

humble shoal
arctic talon
#

Not unless the Chinese government decides to start killing people who speak it

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Which

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I don’t think they’d do

crystal forum
#

they could re educate

humble shoal
crystal forum
#

but there's prob too many rich cantonese speakers

prime seal
arctic talon
#

It’s a solid chunk lol

humble shoal
crystal forum
wintry cloud
#

A billion perish

prime seal
wintry cloud
#

Once again

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

It didn’t work

crystal forum
#

make teachers punish students for speaking it

arctic talon
#

Parents taught it at home

arctic talon
crystal forum
#

well it worked for the irish

arctic talon
#

Didn’t work

crystal forum
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and louisiana french

arctic talon
#

It did

prime seal
#

youre operating with people that are massive in number and honestly
more patriotic than the irish too

arctic talon
#

The CCP tried already and failed they’ve basically given up trying new things for now

prime seal
#

but you didnt hear that from me

arctic talon
#

Regarding the removal of those dialects

crystal forum
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i'm sure they'll be back once they're done neutering the uyghurs

languid meadow
#

I saw an Irish nationalist say "Ukrainians mostly speak Russian so they shouldn't be a nation" which is wrong and ironic

arctic talon
prime seal
arctic talon
#

Tbh

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

If it’s for the Chinese government going after a minority group

prime seal
#

how can you be a irish nationalist and pro invasion

arctic talon
#

Nother Chinese Muslims

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Rather

languid meadow
prime seal
crystal forum
arctic talon
#

But the Hui Muslim represent the other major population of Muslims in China

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They also don’t like the uhygers

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šŸ’€

prime seal
#

that's also funny how do they of all people democratically keep the right in power for so long, complain about it
re-elect a right leaning governing body, complain about. and keep the cycle going

languid meadow
humble shoal
arctic talon
humble shoal
#

They have a large ghetto in xian

crystal forum
#

lots of dumbasses who think russia is in the right

prime seal
#

the japanese prime minister had weebs kissing the ass of a ultraconservative prime minister for a week btw

rocky gale
prime seal
#

modern politics are a fashion show

arctic talon
languid meadow
#

yeah she doesn't like immigration had some weird shit on work culture said

prime seal
crystal forum
prime seal
#

the uk is a surveilance state

languid meadow
#

which is not something Japanese need considering their collapsing demographic and shitty work life

humble shoal
crystal forum
#

japan needs less immigration and more workaholism

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this will save the birth rates

rocky gale
prime seal
rose thorn
#

STEAM MADE AN XBOX??????????

prime seal
#

you have the police knocking on your door in the uk over internet posts

wintry cloud
#

A cube

rose thorn
#

I gotta know the price

humble shoal
#

The US still has freedom of speech

rose thorn
#

i might ot need to buy a gaming pc lmao

humble shoal
#

Technically

crystal forum
humble shoal
crystal forum
rocky gale
crystal forum
#

that's why everything is being outsourced to companies who have 0 responsibility to disclose information

humble shoal
#

But unofficially the FBI and other intelligence agencies made the modern satanic neonazi praxis

prime seal
#

if you threaten to burn down a place and give a reason to do that you need to get locked up in any place

rocky gale
#

Yea but the case that got a conviction which everyone references was that severe

prime seal
#

thats not surveilance state material

rocky gale
#

But people just leave out what they said

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and say "Oh locked up for a post"

rose thorn
#

nvm its gonna csot like 500 dollars

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sigh

wintry cloud
rose thorn
#

yeah but theres better options for thta much

wintry cloud
#

Well
Average probably

prime seal
humble shoal
languid meadow
#

Guys a fucking chump

humble shoal
languid meadow
#

yeah it was but he's still a fucking loser

rose thorn
#

id rather just buy a staemdeck and a dock

humble shoal
#

Yeah wasnt saying he wasnt...

rose thorn
#

steamframe seems neat

misty vector
#

that controller looks pretty bad though ngl

rose thorn
rose thorn
lament shoal
#

Guys what do you think of my base

wintry cloud
rose thorn
lament shoal
#

Clash of clans

rose thorn
#

HUHHHHHHHHHH????????

lament shoal
#

You didn't recognize it?

rose thorn
#

No lol

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i ahvent lpayd coc in like

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15 yeras

lament shoal
#

Yeah they've added a lot of stuff lol

wintry cloud
lament shoal
misty vector
wintry cloud
#

Watch this guys

wintry cloud
#

Hey i didn’t make these

#

Blame capitalism

misty vector
#

the free market has never failed us ever

#

a lady said hawk tuah on camera and made millions

humble shoal
#

Recently read the career of a guy

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Who somehow started as a cfo

#

Out of college

#

Got into the mortgage business

#

Did 2008

#

Then got a ceo job somewhere else in the mortgage business

languid meadow
wintry cloud
humble shoal
#

Every place he is a c suite as has gone out of business

#

But ue still gets c suite jobs

#

Also somehow 5 years out of college he is a cfo

lament shoal
#

What morons are hiring him

humble shoal
crystal forum
#

that's how you get any high rank job with a business degree

#

we are a dying society

rocky gale
crystal forum
humble shoal
#

I have another theory thats worse

crystal forum
#

is it even possible to get a scholarship for business degrees lol

humble shoal
#

Than paid by parents

#

And that is "used privledged position at first job as an auditor as leverage to het a high position to do aquisitions of parties I audited"

#

But the parents one works too

crystal forum
#

definitely had connections to get the first job

humble shoal
#

No connections needed there

#

Was the 80s/90s

crystal forum
#

ah so back when it was possible to climb a ladder

humble shoal
#

He didnt climb

#

He went straight from the bottom to the top

crystal forum
#

that's connections man idk what else it could be

humble shoal
#

Auditors are low level

#

But get access to privledged information

#

Which if sold

#

Can be very profitable

crystal forum
#

everybody would be doing it if it was that easy

humble shoal
#

Typically

crystal forum
#

how do you even get caught

humble shoal
#

Being stupid

crystal forum
#

seems like he was stupid if it was that blatant

#

i think somebody would have noticed

humble shoal
#

And the occ was less.... aggressive back then

#

But yeah requires a complete disregard for conflict of interests

crystal forum
#

that's a given

humble shoal
#

But seems to track

#

From the timeline

crystal forum
#

you don't get anywhere in the system by following the rules

#

as every billionaire in existence knows

arctic talon
#

Fun fact

#

Daemon fulgrim has never been banished to the warp

humble shoal
wintry cloud
crystal forum
#

his oneahole

arctic talon
#

Because the short story ends

arctic talon
#

But that would be his only banishment

#

actually wait

#

Lemme double check

#

It’s been ages since I’ve read it

arctic talon
#

He’s having fun on his pleasure planet mostly

wintry cloud
arctic talon
#

But whenever he shows up he usually cleans house

wintry cloud
#

Angron gets sent back everytime i see him

arctic talon
#

Because it means he’s bored

#

And he wants to kill stuff

wintry cloud
#

W

#

I stan fulgrim now

#

Not a worf

arctic talon
#

Nvm he was unharmed physically by rylanor

#

Explicitly

#

He just got hurt emotionally/pride wise

#

So yeah his ass has never been banished

wintry cloud
#

Dang he just face tanked it

arctic talon
#

Well his face was melting off

#

It helps he’s a daemon

#

lol

wintry cloud
#

Still

#

What a champ

#

And he put bobby into a coma