40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

TEDDY

YOU SHARED A BATTLEFIELD WITH THIS MAN

im kidding hes forgettable af

[west pendant]

ooh he is the black dude

yeah who the fuck remembers them

they are there to provide titus character development lol

[valid needle]

Dilara, I’m very disappointed your bait quality is decreasing for some reason. This was terrible bait you can do better bait.

[storm jungle]

Im lazy and im eating chips

[storm jungle]

SOMEONE GETS IT

[wintry cloud]

Bro im seeing chairon wars everywhere

This is just as funny as yesterday

[west pendant]

Like, Leandros at least has an arc

as simple as it is

[wintry cloud]

Ngl i like leandros

[west pendant]

me too

Leandros is memorable

BTW boltgun takes place on graia

I didnt know that

[wintry cloud]

Wanna use him or something, i know hes a chap now but his rivalry with titus is pretty nice

[wintry cloud]

Cant wait for boltgun 2

[west pendant]

but graia in boltgun doesnt look like graia at all

[storm jungle]

Teddy dont question stuff. Just kill.

[west pendant]

Yep, questions lead to doubts

the game is super fun tho

[wintry cloud]

Yeah you’re the 40k doomslayer

Rip and tear

[storm jungle]

Bang bang baggity bang bang

[daring creek]

Average american

If boltgun was actually good we could punch things like we could in doom

You can't punch a cyberdemon to death in boltgun

[opaque coyote]

My le space marine...

Le

Kill people?

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-1787947313354313976

[prime seal]

i chocked on my drink wtf is this

"the black shirt of a manager"

[daring creek]

@prime seal This is ur fault btw

We should have you publicly tomato'd

[west pendant]

I want a warhammer 40k mmo so bad

[arctic talon]

LOL

Ambessa is getting an Esports skin as her first actual non launch league skin

This is gona be funny

[west pendant]

I absolutely started to despise league of legends

[wintry cloud]

We all do

[west pendant]

everything from its lore, to artstyle and monetization

[arctic talon]

I don’t

lol

[prime seal]

this video is completely unhinged

theres no fucking way any of this is real

[arctic talon]

It’s prolly fake

lol

But making shit up is easy

And it gets money assuming the video is monetized

[west pendant]

I wasted so much of my time on league of legends

[arctic talon]

They don’t have security guards

At GW stores

wtf lol

[daring creek]

Real story btw

No one lies

[arctic talon]

They have like 3 people there max 💀

[west pendant]

what are some good shows to watch on warhammer+

[arctic talon]

The tithes

Hammer and bolter is good lore but the animation is kind ass early on

Pariah nexus is good

Ish

The other stuff I like is nerd tabletop shit

lol

[daring creek]

I wonder if immuno compromised ppl can still enjoy medium rare steak

[arctic talon]

Yes

[daring creek]

Thank god.

[arctic talon]

Because it’s not raw

Medium rare is cooked to temp

So there shouldn’t be bacteria left

[valid needle]

Angels of death

[arctic talon]

If you want to be safe just eat it on the more done side of medium rare though

[valid needle]

Iron within

[arctic talon]

Tbh

Exodite is neat

But it’s just for animation

Imo

[daring creek]

I'm eating the raw side

Need

[valid needle]

The interrogator

Kill Lupercal is alright

[west pendant]

btw I really hate when people say " im gonna give you my brutally honest opinion"

why does honesty have to be brutal

[storm jungle]

because it unfortunately is

people also cannot accept reality

[west pendant]

for me it sounds like an excuse to be an asshole

[storm jungle]

or well, honesty rather lol

depends on how you say it tbh

[arctic talon]

Sometimes it is an excuse to be an asshole

[west pendant]

hiding behind " well its me being honest"

[arctic talon]

Sometimes it’s like

Actually valid

lol

[storm jungle]

its why therapists for example tiptoe around an issue for multiple sessons

lol

[arctic talon]

It depends

[prime seal]

best thumbnails in all of 40k youtube

[storm jungle]

id rather have a person say what they think than just hide that shit really

[daring creek]

Should I kill my therapist before this happens

[humble shoal]

I think 40k porcelain sets would sell well

[prime seal]

like minis?

[arctic talon]

Prolly

No

Like cups

[west pendant]

porcelain?

[humble shoal]

like plates/teacups

[west pendant]

what is this the 1850?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[humble shoal]

its the uk

yes

[storm jungle]

Kill EVERY TIME

[west pendant]

long live the queen

wait

[storm jungle]

teddy we dont say that anymore....

[west pendant]

sorry force of habit

[daring creek]

Shes dead vro

[prime seal]

drinking tea out of my farsight porcellain cup

[valid needle]

She dead af bro

[humble shoal]

god save the queen?

[wintry cloud]

Dont make me laugh again, im trying to function at work.

[arctic talon]

King now init

[humble shoal]

also love the new name

[prime seal]

thank you someone told it to me and i liked it

now it stands for fashion

[humble shoal]

that was me

[arctic talon]

Why are you still watching this 💀

[prime seal]

oh nah i finished it

i had more screenshots i sent in another chat

[urban spire]

the acting in that movie is so wild it's like he's always dealing with the worst migraine of his life

[humble shoal]

is the titus cape attached to the mini?

[daring creek]

SOON.

Also my therapist only recently managed to get me to talk about the main thing I came there for and I was depressed for like two days I think.

It felt more like two weeks

[humble shoal]

because looking at it, if could be removed one could replace it with the skin cape

[arctic talon]

Probably?

[prime seal]

i meannnnn

[arctic talon]

Unclear

[humble shoal]

if so wer can turn titus into a skinmarine

[daring creek]

Why can't mental stuff be simple like youtube shorts 😔

Maybe I should quit therapy and let tiktok diagnose me

[humble shoal]

when the iron warrior player rolls up with a bunch of helmetless sm

wish honsou

[daring creek]

dam my gui has caution tape shoulders

[humble shoal]

thats a warning for all women

to stay away

[valid needle]

Sounds like you need a can of monster and some nicotine instead

[daring creek]

[humble shoal]

could do chatgpt

[urban spire]

is gui a tau rank

is this a space marine tau auxiliary

[humble shoal]

sister had to deal with sevral people permenantly institutionalized cuz of that

[daring creek]

.

because of

[arctic talon]

Don’t think so

[daring creek]

chatgpt???

[humble shoal]

honsou in tau space

[humble shoal]

yup

[daring creek]

Holyshit.

[humble shoal]

they go into a spiral cuz the ai perpetuates their crtazy and confirms it

[urban spire]

to clarify, i did not mean that question sincerely, i was making a joke

[daring creek]

yeah I saw that in a video once

shit literally just affirms everything you say after a certain point

[humble shoal]

yup

[humble shoal]

hmmm, air caste daemonculaba

taumarines

[daring creek]

Watch this shit it's a genuine Cautionary tale https://youtu.be/VRjgNgJms3Q

Crazy to think Chatgpt hasn't been shutdown already

It's already lead to several deaths

[urban spire]

yeah i've seen that shit in the news more times than i should

[humble shoal]

including one whistleblower

[urban spire]

that number of times being zero

[humble shoal]

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/dec/21/openai-whistleblower-dead-aged-26

[urban spire]

sam altman should be charged with fucking

manslaughter at the very least

there needs to be a corporate death penalty, just fucking end the company at this point

[daring creek]

I don't believe in correlation equals causation but

[humble shoal]

[daring creek]

[humble shoal]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EBay_stalking_scandal

[misty vector]

awful world

[humble shoal]

most silicone valley corporations physical security department is ran by ex-CIA

[west pendant]

does taunting do anything in boltgun?

or is it just flavour text?

[daring creek]

it scares heretics(it does nothing)

it looks cewl tho

[humble shoal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnTzslCcT9w

peak gameplay

[daring creek]

lmfao

[urban spire]

oof, old 4chan memes

[humble shoal]

dual power fists

[arctic talon]

It makes you say a funny line

[arctic talon]

This makes me feel old

[plush mason]

didd he shove the banner pole in the CSM's ass?

[arctic talon]

And I’m not even that old lmao

Yes

[plush mason]

lmao

[humble shoal]

I saw a video I remebered seeing

and a comment that said "This video came out 10 years ago"

[prime seal]

does it start with 3

[humble shoal]

that comment was made 9 years agp

[arctic talon]

Gsc player I know just posted a video of acherans face getting photoshopped on someone getting run over with a car

[arctic talon]

No

It starts with a 2 lol

[humble shoal]

was it the pimpmobile

[arctic talon]

No

Unfortunately

[humble shoal]

fuck

my new gs patriarch

slickback

[arctic talon]

Achilles ridge runner

A 6 pack of beer

One space marine captain

[humble shoal]

I'm telling you

it was a spelling error

some administratum

clerk

spelt titus' name wrong

and had to correct it

[urban spire]

NEW CLASS CONFIRMED?

[humble shoal]

so he just said "yeah he died to genestealers on planet nomphabula"

[rocky gale]

I'd rather have a Clerk than a Hive ganger

[plush mason]

hm you think they still use the middle finger as an insulting hand gestor in 40k?

[wintry cloud]

Can someone resend the meme with titus and uriel standing next to eachother

[urban spire]

lets goooooo

[wintry cloud]

That he stole uriels drip

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1028092821930004611/1437188782657896581/image0.jpg?ex=6914501b&is=6912fe9b&hm=e46d2fbf6865dd6f808b1f8be9f702fbb18ee80fdd18862154e8e5247249f66d&

Here

[wintry cloud]

Tysm

[humble shoal]

titus has a chainsword

completely different

[arctic talon]

Ventris is also a better character

💀

[humble shoal]

like draigo

[plush mason]

Titus is just Ventris from Wish

[raven stone]

Funny how Ventris is forgotten

Because 4th

[arctic talon]

Ventris got a book like

2 years ago

Or 3

💀

[plush mason]

and because video game

[raven stone]

And even then Titus stole the digital attention from the Blood Ravens

The true OG digital loyal Marines lol

[plush mason]

hell i still remember the debate about the canonicity of SM1 due to Cato still being the captain of the 2nd at the time

[raven stone]

Of all the things to solve, GW solved that lol

[wintry cloud]

Everything is canon you meatballs

[humble shoal]

Titus is actually a blood raven

[wintry cloud]

Yall know this

[humble shoal]

he stole everything from one um captain

[arctic talon]

We’ve got a few explicitly non canon books

Like 9 or 10 in total

[humble shoal]

and the attention of corporate from his parent chapter

[raven stone]

Basically was Titus, Cato, Acheran, then Titis again.

[arctic talon]

lol

Or is it 7

Whatever

[wintry cloud]

Those are canon but not true

Dolt

[arctic talon]

No

They’re explicitly non canon

lol

[urban spire]

cs goto

[wintry cloud]

Prove it

[arctic talon]

Which sucks because one of them is good

[humble shoal]

it came to me in a dream

[raven stone]

That is a funny way to spell "multilasers"

[plush mason]

iirc its was Cato then Titus for a fairly brief moment, then Cato again before his promotion then Acheran and now its back to Titus

[wintry cloud]

“Prove it” will forever be a special move.

[arctic talon]

Heretic tomes

One moment

[wintry cloud]

Well ig there are retcons

To deny that is to be dense

[plush mason]

and some works get removed from the canon, look at several of Ian Watson's books

[arctic talon]

here

heretic tomes™

[wintry cloud]

Ian goonston

[humble shoal]

I will never

stop

saying

fists

got

tramp stamps

[arctic talon]

this one is canon

outside of the Ian watson book

btw

[humble shoal]

thought that was an ian watson

[arctic talon]

they get a fucking trampstamp/ass tattoo

lol

No

It was

[humble shoal]

[wintry cloud]

To argue against this is to be dense

[arctic talon]

but it was also in a recent 40k book

[wintry cloud]

He proved it

[arctic talon]

💀

[humble shoal]

lmao

[arctic talon]

I don't lie

[daring creek]

I wonder how ppl have the space in their homes for all the models they order

[arctic talon]

at least not intentionally

Me

Jokes aside

I keep them all in a pile of plastic boxes

lol

magnatized

[wintry cloud]

Didnt know heretic tomes were a thing

[arctic talon]

They're weird

[humble shoal]

I still have a box of chaos marines

[arctic talon]

there's not that many books in heretic tomes

[humble shoal]

kil team

its been 3 years

[arctic talon]

its just a chunk of the Ian Watson books

farseer

and pawns of chaos

also the Dawn of War books all got retcon'd so they should also go in that catagory

[rocky gale]

I don't, I have boxes that I keep on my bed when I'm not sleeping which I move to my desk when I go to sleep.

[arctic talon]

but GW pretends those books don't exist

because of how ass they are

[plush mason]

this is a smart way to handle such an old setting

[arctic talon]

Heretic tomes are books that GW believes deserve to be read still

and are good

but are no longer canon

which is why Farseer is part of it

goated book

[plush mason]

yeah it sounds like a good system

[arctic talon]

Pawns of chaos is also good

[humble shoal]

dance steps for a space hulk is still canon

cuz not heretic tome

[arctic talon]

but its weirdness is mostly just terminology

unfortunately its from 1e

so its not canon

I wish dance steps for space hulk was canon

[humble shoal]

no you

pirhouette

[plush mason]

ok that was a real book?

[arctic talon]

this shit is peak

and yeah it was a real book

it was a supplement to space hulk

[plush mason]

omg i thought that was a meme

[humble shoal]

thought it was in white dwarf?

[humble shoal]

space hulk is still canon, therefore dancing marines are still canon

[arctic talon]

you might be right

[humble shoal]

[plush mason]

i always thought it was fan art or something but it being real just makes it even better lmfao

[arctic talon]

yeah you're right

the art is real LOL

the gameplay additions are

[humble shoal]

it has rules

[arctic talon]

questionable

but funny

[humble shoal]

they unironically make melee way better than it normally is in space hulk

[arctic talon]

ignore the ad

GW used to run Ads in white dwarf

lol

[humble shoal]

(they basically get blade dance and leap of death from rt)

[wintry cloud]

What is this bro

[plush mason]

peak

[humble shoal]

peak

[plush mason]

its peak

[wintry cloud]

Peak

[arctic talon]

the best supplement ever made for 40k

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[sour hornet]

@storm jungle bruh

we were having a conversation about the amount of eldar spam beseria was putting out

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I KNOW THAT PIECE OF SHIT HES A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-orange-cat-funny-cat-meme-explodes-gif-10706110874965244466

AAA-

[wintry cloud]

What’s up with dilara and cats

[storm jungle]

idk cats are funny

[wintry cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

[humble shoal]

@storm jungle spam is bad today

[storm jungle]

🫡

[humble shoal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjqWFcwnq08

[hallow saddle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaXmIPHrHmY

this is my favourite

[rocky gale]

Quite a giveaway

[vagrant fox]

my attempts?

[humble shoal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I49oMXS_H0

[outer wave]

GRRRRH SO CUTE

[wintry scarab]

I hope that at some point we find out what actually went down today with the "situation" that occurred.

[vital ginkgo]

How many average space marines would it take to incapacitate kharn?

A squad?

Company?

[celest dome]

Not possible cause Kharn is a liked character and has plot armour

[celest dome]

Won't happen until FS stop making warhammer games.

[vital ginkgo]

Ok. How many Titus clones would it take

[outer wave]

Or if the people formerly involved have their NDAs expire

Which will be a long time

[hollow pier]

Worst Warhammer40k fates ever:

3 Servitor
2 Drukhari Living Furniture
1 Darktide Community Manager

[humble shoal]

what about ec living furniture

I've found it

the new class

[rose thorn]

Was the new class revealed?

[humble shoal]

yeah the above

the issue was his ears not being pointed enough in the trailer

[full obsidian]

new class is a ultramarine 🤑

dont worry hes not OP because hes not named and is helmeted

avialable for pre order november 18 for 100 dollar

and buying one gets you a 4% discount on any ultramarine model 🤑

This is what happens when GW takes over dark tide

[rose thorn]

I’ll take it as a no

[storm jungle]

Got delayed due to uhhh reasons

[rose thorn]

Ah lmao

[storm jungle]

a mystery as to why unfortunately

🙂

[humble shoal]

its because the above leaked image didnt have pointed enough ears right?

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-warpfire-skaven-clan-skryre-warpfire-thrower-gif-12960378359470831154

[humble shoal]

I'm a bloody battering ram

well thats not good

was I finally banned for my mods

(I gave the mutant a bbl)

[lament shoal]

You forgot having your soul be tortured by daemons in the warp for eternity

[humble shoal]

or being put into an undying body by some dude called the deceiver

[rose thorn]

Email me when they reveal the class

And double email me if it’s a kelemorph

[lament shoal]

November 18th

[lament shoal]

@storm jungle you know what to do

[proper aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-steam-maintenance-tuesday-funny-gif-5125368307851606673

[humble shoal]

oh yeah

[storm jungle]

[humble shoal]

forgot it was tuesday

cuz off of work

[proper aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerboa-hiii-hello-hi-gif-14302645851009942391

[humble shoal]

I'm sorta sad low level havocs are dead

[lament shoal]

BLOW HER UP 💥💥💥

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-orange-cat-funny-cat-meme-explodes-gif-10706110874965244466

AAA-

[lament shoal]

No not you lol, Maggie

For mentioning genestealers in dt

[sacred ginkgo]

Another "we would die to a space marine" argument in general

end me

[lament shoal]

THOSE BASTARDS KILLED OFF CHAIRON

https://tenor.com/view/cry-gif-23674110

[plush mason]

just stay out of general, thats the best option

[vagrant fox]

whomst is chairon?

[plush mason]

one of Titus' squadmates in SM2

[vagrant fox]

never heard of him, he can't have been important

[rose thorn]

Me and my friends like to do a horror themed genesys campaign. One of friends isn’t really into warhammer but is in my AOS themed pathfinder 2e campaigner.

When I offered to do a necromunda campaign he was like

‘I don’t really vibe with 40k’

‘To me there doenst seem any reason to live’

And that’s the fairest argument of all time

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-gif-1834222127792525549

[storm jungle]

yeah he said a lot of stoic stuff

[rose thorn]

Lmao what

[outer wave]

I remember that scene, he goes "Rghh... that should've been ME!" before running off

[storm jungle]

LMAO

Dude that scene is like so fucking hilarious

id say "out of context" but theres barely any context as is

its also never ever addressed again lol

[outer wave]

Yeaaaaah and they will never address it now in SM3

Shame that

[dapper gyro]

Teach them the way of krak and plasma.

[sacred ginkgo]

Literally

Every time

I just hit them with the
Vet with psword plasma and kraks
Zealot with thammer or relic and bolter
Psyker
Ogryn with pick and hstubber

Recipe for astartes pancakes

[dire loom]

Off screen too

Damn shame

They should do a movie or something at least.

[sacred ginkgo]

Already did

[dire loom]

They did?

[lament shoal]

Back in 2010

[dire loom]

Really? I never knew that..

[rustic patrol]

Ultramarines : The Movie

it's on YT because nobody cares about it

but better than their straight to video 40K liveaction film

[dire loom]

Oh

[rustic patrol]

it was hilariously bad

actors were randos, and couldn't move in their bs armour

[dire loom]

I see, that's probably why I never heard about it then.

[wintry cloud]

Has it even been a day

[rustic patrol]

lol, he stop getting jean stolen by blowing himself up frfr

[wintry cloud]

Drew this fast

Like

[lament shoal]

I'll miss him 😭

[storm jungle]

Watch them forget about Chairon in a week

literally the most footnote character in 40k fiction lol

[lament shoal]

I will NOT stand for this Chairon slander

[storm jungle]

[lament shoal]

He deserved better than being killed off screen

[wintry scarab]

If a loyalist sm chapter is found to be born of a heretics geneseed, what happens then? is it just a shrug and move on situation or a "this chapter will not be real for long" situation?

[rose thorn]

hat ethis community lmao

they ddint evne say he was dead but we will see in the future

[storm jungle]

Very likely ousted/censured

[rose thorn]

what happened

[lament shoal]

Yes they did lmao

[storm jungle]

its like if a christian family found out you were related ot Judas

[lament shoal]

He died along with Acheran

[rose thorn]

ah

[wind hornet]

Should of been a cinematic of Chairon and Acheran's last stand instead of Titus being promoted.

[rose thorn]

i dont know who any of those are i just ermmeber syaing we will se what happened int eh futuer-

HOLY SHIT GSC MENTION"??????????

WAIT

FUCK YEAHHHH

[arctic talon]

Likely censured but not exterminated

[rose thorn]

I DDINT REIAZE THIS WAS MENTIONED

[arctic talon]

GSC ran over acheran with an achillese ridgerunner/j

[rose thorn]

I THOUGH @storm jungle MENTIONING THIJS WAS ABOUT A DIFFERENT BOOK

[storm jungle]

Bro

GETOU-

[rose thorn]

LETS GOOOOOOO

[arctic talon]

I'm joking

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-warpfire-skaven-clan-skryre-warpfire-thrower-gif-12960378359470831154

[arctic talon]

but the GSC smoked him

LOL

[vagrant fox]

chaos can't have shit smh

[lament shoal]

Alright that's an exaggeration

[dapper gyro]

They usually stay as black shield companies.

[lament shoal]

The marines took down plenty of cultists before they died

[rose thorn]

you siad htat right after i sent the unthinkable war

[rustic patrol]

they have the most shit

[lament shoal]

Correction: world eaters can't have shit

[rustic patrol]

too busy getting skulls

[rose thorn]

if we get a gsc showing off like his helmet or something

i will be the number 1 glazer

[lament shoal]

No the cult is likely dead now

Acheran sealed them in the hive city so they could be destroyed

[storm jungle]

yeah uh

i go bad news

you cant "seal" a hive city

[rose thorn]

leaders of the cult often leave before the day of ascension

[storm jungle]

theres like 10000000 fucking tunnels in it

[rose thorn]

or uh

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

right before the literal ascension lmao

[lament shoal]

No I ate them all

No more tunnels

[rustic patrol]

don't worry they can Ballistic Engine another Nova cannon warhead to minimally destroy tye hive city

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-up-dinnertime-lunch-time-gif-26758031

[rustic patrol]

boggling

[rose thorn]

hey is the uh, tyranid prime (?) one of those nids that have slight slef awareness and gets duplicated

liek old one eye, deathleaper, adn uhhh

[rustic patrol]

no, that's the Swarm Lord

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Tyranid_Prime

[surreal nest]

yeah but the reveal was about titus not chairon or generic phobos captain so who cares

[rustic patrol]

Tyranid prime are like Captains

[lament shoal]

Regardless in the post its implied that the last remaining parts of the cult were wiped out

[daring creek]

https://youtu.be/jcutNFPwXPE

[lament shoal]

I CARE BRUH

[rose thorn]

im not sure if tyranid primes have self awareness, it seems so

[lament shoal]

only about Chairon tho

[rose thorn]

also thankj youy dilara

[surreal nest]

if you cared youd be there for him when he died

alas....

[storm jungle]

^

[lament shoal]

I was

[storm jungle]

no you werent

[lament shoal]

He died in my arms

[storm jungle]

you were here

we all saw it

STOP LYING

[lament shoal]

Im not lying ask guilliman he can back me up

[rose thorn]

side eyeing tyranid prime, all of the 500 world stuff are named characters

so far

so maybe...

[wind hornet]

Did they at least reveal a leandros mini

[rustic patrol]

Guilliman can't even write one book right

[lament shoal]

No

[storm jungle]

hes literally a generic chaplain

[lament shoal]

Besides he's just a regular chaplain lol

You could just get a chaplain model and say its him

[wind hornet]

I mean he can take the helmet off

[storm jungle]

even then

bald

[wind hornet]

And what, cant have named characters with helmets?

[rose thorn]

eveyr time ultramarines get a named character an angel loses its wings

[rustic patrol]

better than getting helmet hair

[lament shoal]

Yeah, plenty of bald marine heads out there, you could definitely make one look like him with some effort

[near wasp]

Leandros doesn't need a model Kay thanks

We don't need any more marines

I want more xenos

[rustic patrol]

what was it the 500 reveal has as many models as there are Drukhari since their release?

[storm jungle]

that and like the spam of ultramarine slop releases weeks prior lol

[rose thorn]

Hey in chat’s opinion, what necromunda gang would most likely buy toxins and chem weapon. I’m thinking esher but not 100% sure.

[hallow saddle]

delaque would absolutely buy toxins

i dont know if they have chem weapons

escher for sure as well

theyd all buy some sort of drugs or stims or toxins id imagine

[rose thorn]

They produce thier own drugs, I’m not sure how many of them require bio weapons to make lmao

[storm jungle]

Escher ironically is the one that PRODUCES them

lmao

so they'd inhouse supply themselves

but as Manto said Delaque is likely the 2nd highest option

they are all about toxins/assassinations

[rose thorn]

Trying to think of how cult of the fanged emperor would get to necromunda

[rose thorn]

True

[storm jungle]

Any big ass ship.

Maggie its REALLY not that hard to sneak Genestealers to a planet

😭

[rose thorn]

I KNOW BUT IM TRYING TO STAY THEMATIC

[storm jungle]

THATS LITERALLY WHAT THEY DO

Also worst case read the codexes!!!

the various cult lore pages got tons of examples of how their patriarchs got to their planet

[rose thorn]

My gsc is fine and fine they my spread by hiding genestealers in toxin vats and chem weapons and shit

I’d like to keep the steps between the gsc and necromudna gang like 2 steps lol

I was just trying to see what gang would look good lol

[rustic patrol]

r they shooting peeps with GS parasite glands?

only way I see hiding a bit of a GS in a chem weapon

making sense

[rose thorn]

They just shove them in a box or a vat of god knows what because the gsc has a hyper resistance all things toxic

Oh and they hide gsc members disguised as like, toxin safety managers

[rose thorn]

A shipment of toxins and poisons are ordered and arrive to necromunda, I was just wondering who would most likely order it

[rustic patrol]

there's like a league of difference between heavy metal polluted mine pit, and vat of literal boiling acid

[rose thorn]

Genestealers are built different

Also the cult sabotages the toxins

Then if they get complaints they will send ‘experts’ on ‘proper storage’

Huh wow, only house gangs can be gsc tainted

[hallow saddle]

delaque

theyre already shady as fuck

perfect for a cultist to stow away

[rose thorn]

gsc chat talkng about this from the codex

a giant fuck off patriarch guy

[rose thorn]

i hate i cant tell if this is ai or early hh art lmao

[rose thorn]

@storm jungle

is htis ai or just really bad

[median star]

google image search has existed for let me check my notes

24 years

[vagrant fox]

Unless my memory is completely wacked I'm pretty sure that art predates ai art being able to do much of anything sensible

[arctic talon]

it does

[rose thorn]

ah

how fucking old is hh lmao

i ikeep thinking it didnt exist until ike 2012

[arctic talon]

I mean

Ai was too shit to do anything back then

[rose thorn]

its so low quality that it doenst pull shit up

because every single image search uses ai

we live in hell

[median star]

[vagrant fox]

Pretty sure the artist is Inkary which I saw post a commission for Dilara recently as well

mildly amusing

Horus Rising was released in like the mid 2000s

[rose thorn]

OH IT WAS MADE BY A FAN????

okay all ahte retracted

im sorry i thought this was official GW art

im on my insanity spiral

[nocturne crest]

While you're on your insanity spiral, let me ask you this. Would you be for having daemonic possessed statues appear as a unit?

[rose thorn]

idk conquest has done the peak of that idea

but its a common request for an aos unit

not for chaos but thunder-gheists and the stormcast robots are similar

https://www.artstation.com/artwork/2xbegy

[nocturne crest]

That is peak.

[rose thorn]

this guy has done official soulbound art befoer

so his stuff has at least a touch of validity

https://www.artstation.com/artwork/zAbEGQ

he did this famous peace of art

[opaque coyote]

Firstly, this is fake, this is a meme.

But what would be reactions everywhere if something like this actually happened

Like "oh a game is gonna release a year from no-"

"SYKE it's coming within two weeks"

I think the only time this has ever happened is with FNAF ironically enough

[wind hornet]

no pc versions so I wouldnt give a shit

[plush lily]

Console community would explode from sudden hype overload

Then be inevitably disappointed because they over hyped themselves

[autumn marten]

@unique bronze tell me which one is Gravis and which one is a Terminator

[unique bronze]

The one on the right

?

quote me if im wrong

[autumn marten]

Yes, the one on the right is Gravus

Gravis*

Notice how similar the two armors are

Stubby arms, cuffed Neck, even down to the extra wide torso and fat boots

Gravis is basically just Terminator Armor

[misty epoch]

This is one of the first pics I saw

[unique bronze]

was Gravis was supposed to bridge that gap between standard Mk X and Terminator plate armors

[unique bronze]

Yeah this is what I know Gravis is supposed to look like, but its kinda hard to get a gist of the scale imo if youre seeing it from minis sometimes, at least to me anyway

[wind hornet]

His right arm looks so tiny

[misty epoch]

I assume so he can hold the sword barely on screen

[rustic patrol]

baby marine proportions

[arctic talon]

Gravis is meant to be MK3 adjacent

tbh

something between MK3 and terminator lol

[rustic patrol]

its like both for Jumpjets, and the Centurion wannabe Agressor squads, and hellfire squads

[dapper gyro]

Terminator armour is usually look like a humpback and the collar shows layers of armour.
Gravis armour still looks upright and the collar shows a single layer.

[sacred ginkgo]

One looks like primaris and one doesn't

[vocal epoch]

is there spoiler rules here?

[misty epoch]

No idea. Suppose it depends on what it is

[lament shoal]

Lmfao

[coral granite]

The heretic got off easy lol

[sour hornet]

Can't you kill that guy?

I distinctly remember that being an option that I chose

[sour hornet]

No?

This isn't a narrative channel vro

[lament shoal]

Its the dogmatic option yeah

[sour hornet]

thats one of the few dogmatic choices I made lmao

I nearly always take the chance to dispose of any and all of theodora's crew when given the chance

[raven stone]

It is a mirror of discipline during Napoleonic or pre Napoleonic era. I also think this should be a dogmatic choice that contributes fewer points. (punishment in line with law as written)

[raven stone]

(Even Abelard?)

[rustic patrol]

20 lashes per month is less than 1 lash per day

not good, but doable

[raven stone]

(Don't you mean more?)

[rustic patrol]

months still have 30 ish days in RT no?

[raven stone]

Oh wait right and yea, I misread

You're good

Damn morning brain

[sour hornet]

I unfortunately can't boot abelard off the ship

[median star]

egirls huh

[limpid granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124335205650538509/1283126260775784529/bonk_loop.gif

[lament shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786208719200583710/1375161407351292034/rekt.gif

[raven stone]

Boltgun impact best impact

[raven stone]

Also, people who want to be Marines do not understand exactly how much you sacrifice by being a Marine

[prime seal]

no they look different

you just showed that

[autumn marten]

It's Terminator Armor trying desperately to not be Terminator armor

[raven stone]

It is feasible it is meant to be a stealth replacement, until GW noticed the backlash

And just decided to upscale the Termie design

[golden imp]

Are knights part of the guard, and therefore allowed to be shot by commissars

[raven stone]

Nope.

Not even freeblades are ever under Commissariat jurisdiction

A Commissar who does that would be placed under suspicion - provided they were found out ofc

[golden imp]

Where do knights fit in the imperium then?

[raven stone]

Literally their own command chain

Sort of like Marine Chapters

[golden imp]

They just get asked to show up to fight?

Kinda sick

[queen laurel]

They're basically agents that chose to work for anyone that need extra firepower

marines guard sisters of battle what have you

[raven stone]

Well most Knights are more proactive in looking for fights but yea

they are also the go to choice for Imperial Agents Codex for backup lol

[celest dome]

Knight are Auxillia to the Imperial Guard or other forces most of the time

[raven stone]

Some Knight houses that swore loyalty to Ad Mech directly instead might be a wee bit closer to Ad Mech

But they would still be politically distinct

IIRC in THAT case command is slightly more integrated on the field. Slightly.

[celest dome]

They still mostly act as Auxillia, but older Knight pilots often also act as Counsel to the Command

[storm jungle]

You're correct dont worry lol

it literally was GW trying to replace the Terminator armor but now its thankfully just sidelined as "it exists i guess"

[raven stone]

First ironclad rule of GW: expect Marines to get all the new toys. Even if it duplicates roles.

(Especially if it duplicate roles, even...)

[storm jungle]

😔

[wintry cloud]

Abraxias book was amazing

[wind zealot]

it's about selling models.*

[wintry cloud]

I need more warhammer books

Its like im doing fent

If this keeps up ill become a shill

[rocky gale]

Gravis cooler though

[wintry cloud]

Doesn’t gravis have gravity stuff or something

less durable than termy
Alot more mobile

But yeah the designs are kinda similar idk

[storm jungle]

Absolute dogshit 🙏

[rocky gale]

Completely different

Y'all just haters

[storm jungle]

Always.

[prime seal]

yeah

[wintry cloud]

Im ngl i couldn’t tell the difference between calgars new armor and his older armor

I looked it up like three times

[prime seal]

the main difference is that the old model is from 2018 which is old that was 7 years ago
while the new model was released this year which makes it new

[wintry cloud]

Oh yeah

I mean the lore stuff

My bad

His old armor is apparently gravis
His antilochus or whatever is terminator iirc

[prime seal]

he went back to terminator because he forgot he had the chapter master buff that lets you keep all your mobility despite wearing that heavy ass armor

[wintry cloud]

And i was kinda stuck because i was genuinely trying to find out what the stars was the difference between gravis and terminator

I found this out like when his new model dropped

[wintry cloud]

Don’t tell me he’s somehow still as mobile as he was before

On tabletop

[prime seal]

dunno i dont play ultramid

[wintry cloud]

Lmao

[storm jungle]

There isnt that much of interesting stuff for Gravis

especially since again its just "Terminator armor from Wish"

[wintry cloud]

Basically yeah

Respectfully, what did they make this for

[storm jungle]

To copy paste an old statement of mine

Gravis was very much GW attempting to replace terminator armor before they realised you cannot phase out something as iconic as Terminator armor

essentially attempting to "Primaris-Modernize" it for a new audience

[rose thorn]

i think its nice, it feels much more tactical rather than terminator, but also i got into warhammer wtih gravis rather than terminators

[wintry cloud]

Yeah, probably goes all the way to the top guys trying to make money i guess. But screwing up

[storm jungle]

Yeah its why Calgar for no reason went back to termie armor

and also why terminators finally got updated after years lol

[storm jungle]

Its gay and too smooth!!!!

[rose thorn]

feels a bit like a cop out by gw with bringing back terminators

the flying guys with duel pistols are sick as fuck

[storm jungle]

I mean like i said, terminators are just too iconic

their marketing teams very much take note of this stuff prior to putting shit like this into production

[rose thorn]

i hope gravis just isnt forgotten by god, which it seems liek they wont be since htey are in the new killteam

[storm jungle]

its very much gonna get sidelined but still exist

[wind canyon]

I love the new terminators. My Deathwing bois are my favorite models in my Dark Angels list

[rose thorn]

unlike terminators gravis can actually reload their guns

[storm jungle]

terminators can reload too!!!!

[rose thorn]

lmao how

[storm jungle]

by using their arms

[rose thorn]

their arms are so far apart

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

never question armor logic in 40k

its the same as how you couldnt raise your arms with space marine armor lmao

[wintry cloud]

I doubt terminators are the only thing that doesn’t fit logic in warhammer

[storm jungle]

^

[wintry cloud]

It’s freaking warhammer

[storm jungle]

nobody who was designing astartes armor IRL 30 years ago put thought into how they work

[prime seal]

none of the armor design makes sense

[storm jungle]

it just looks cool

[rose thorn]

ye im just shit posting onto termiantors

[storm jungle]

yeah you are still right dont worry lmao

its just a "dont question it" thing

[rose thorn]

i shoudlnt be since i like greyknights

[wintry cloud]

Do I have to send this thing again

[storm jungle]

LMAO

Fucking playground toy ahh

[rose thorn]

its fueled by blood :3

[storm jungle]

[wind canyon]

Gut gun

[rose thorn]

man i hope the greyknight refresh isnt ass

pls dont just become normal marines with an upgrade sprue

[storm jungle]

its very hard to fuck them up tbh

[rose thorn]

yeah but about 3 of the non vehicle kits are shared with normal space marines

there is a chance

greykngiht librarian, greyknight chaplin, and tech marine

[storm jungle]

i mean if they do thats fine, marines should suffer

[rose thorn]

i had a dream last night gw sold like a big custodies box then the day after the box went up gw revealed the custodies refresh

[storm jungle]

Yeah the refresh is happening

[prime seal]

woah, ultrakill reference

[storm jungle]

it will also be having the female custodian options as well

[rose thorn]

lets gooooooooooooooooo

[storm jungle]

which im sure will be recieved well

lmao

[storm jungle]

Yeah will also be compatible with 40k which uhhh makes a lot of sense admittedly, custodes range is a mess rn

[rose thorn]

lmao

i am kinda suprised cutsodies are still alive

[spare osprey]

Im excited for the female options for the dreadnoughts

[storm jungle]

😭

[rose thorn]

if it wasnt for like, shadow throne and the shield aquillon box i bet they would have gone into HH

[storm jungle]

They DID start out in HH

also people still play em

[rose thorn]

ye but gw is enforcing divorces between games, weird that cities of sigmar dispossessed and custodies were allowed to stay

[storm jungle]

Cities of Sigmar doesnt really have anything conflicting

they got rid of the holy roman empire aesthetic and it was set in stone

[rose thorn]

the duardin are shared wtih tow still

[storm jungle]

well yeah you cant remove dwarves

[rose thorn]

i meannnnnnnnnnn

they could

they are off the store page and everything

and have been getting alot of nerfs

[storm jungle]

no

[rose thorn]

FUCKING

HOW MUCH?????????????????

AM I GOING CRAZY

[storm jungle]

Kneel before china

and atlantis

[wind canyon]

That's $150 where I'm from

[rose thorn]

HOW IS EVERYTHIGN IN TOW 90 DOLLARS

[storm jungle]

Pay em up bitch

NOW

[rose thorn]

who the fuck woudl pay 100 dolalrs for old bad models

[storm jungle]

WHF fans

they are a sad bunch so

[rose thorn]

if it was just jade warriors being 90 dollars id get it

[celest dome]

I bet GW saw that people would buy those prices after they'd have been discontinuated and think that it can also do so too

[rose thorn]

did gw math out the maximum people will spend on 1 unit fueled by nostalgia

i didnt realize the army boxes for tow wer eliek a 40% discount lmao

[wintry cloud]

May also be a combination of tariffs idk

[celest dome]

Then it would also hit the AoS side, which is somewhat cheaper

[rose thorn]

yeah aos is like about 20 dollars cheaper compared to their old world counter part

[wintry cloud]

Interesting

[wintry cloud]

Yknow what ill admit i did NOT look at this

That’s so dumb

[rose thorn]

yeha

[wintry cloud]

Is it metal? Like there’s gotta be some reason

[rose thorn]

sucker tax

nope

[celest dome]

It's the prices that the old sets would get to on ebay and stuff

[rose thorn]

LMAO

on the topic of sucker's tax

i dont hate the creationclub upgrade for fallout 4 and skyrim

20 dollars for all fo the canon mods

aint bad

its basically as much content as 1 dlc

i will say your quest tab in your pipboy is utterly fcuked lmao

[prime seal]

emil called it "parallel to cannon"

which is soo bullshit

[rose thorn]

lmao

[prime seal]

either its canon or not

[rose thorn]

i ususally consider that like, its canon until it conflicts

i do already own some creationclub but the value from it repays it slef in double

obviously if you dont like creatoinclub stuff you dont ahve to get it

[vagrant fox]

Pagliarulo is a shitmancer of extreme degrees

[rose thorn]

i am really happy abotu this, its an excuse to convert my survivors into railroad for wasteland warfare

[rose thorn]

the baseball player?

[prime seal]

hes talking about emil

lead designer and writer

he wasnt the writer for far harbor funny enough

which gets universal praise

[rose thorn]

OHHH

LMAO

i shoudl ahve realized that

i will be hung fo rmy sins but this is everythign i wanted lmao

i really liek fallout 4 and i should feel bad abou tit

ill ask if i get refunded for hte craetions i already own when i get the dlc

[rose thorn]

also there is a not zero chance the house ending is canon now

which feels like the most likely answer

i havent watched season 2 yet tho

so

[vagrant fox]

If people like the shitshow thats fallout 3 then you can like 4 just fine

[rose thorn]

lol

[storm jungle]

Ignore any opinion of the Fallout fandom and just form one yourself

[rose thorn]

dw i do and people dont liek them lol

[storm jungle]

New Vegas stans especially can be A-Tier lobotomites lol

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

We get it, your game is great, now go and crash for the 45th time

[storm jungle]

Also theres nothing wrong with liking Fallout 4 its fun

the reality is its not an AMAZING fallout game but its far from being dogshit as some people claim it to be

[rose thorn]

lmao

i really like institute, railroad, i think the minutemen are fine

settlement building is really fun

[nocturne crest]

Do you think the legendary weapon randomiser will be a staple on the next singleplayer fallout game?

[rose thorn]

the talking protagonist and dialog options are the worst parts of fallout 4

[storm jungle]

Which sucks because their VAs are legit great

the dialogue wheel thing is ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT

[rose thorn]

yeahhh

LMAO

[rose thorn]

www

Awww

[nocturne crest]

Anyone got a positive opinion of starfield?

That is a cute cat.

[rose thorn]

I never played it

[near wasp]

Starfield is terrible and unredeemable

Not even heavily modded

[rose thorn]

I am quite biased about the institute since I play them in wasteland warfare

[nocturne crest]

Wasteland Warfare?

[rose thorn]

Teag it’s the fallout tabletop wargame

[near wasp]

I'm doing railroad on my current run

[rose thorn]

I love the railroad

Very underrated

[near wasp]

Usually I've done minuteman

Because I dislike bos and institute

[nocturne crest]

Ah

[crystal forum]

if you can manage to enjoy the institute you are a stronger fan than i am

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if there is RTS mod for any of the fallout game. There is one for Minecraft now.

[near wasp]

Idk how I'm gonna get out bed now tho without waking my cat

[wintry cloud]

Flash-step

[crystal forum]

should have just not gotten a VA for the protag. of course it limited the dialogue since it would cost so much money to pay a VA to do the older fallout protag dialogue choices

[vagrant fox]

Starfield is genuinely really terrible, I put in 30 hours and enjoyed 2½ quests

[crystal forum]

also bethesda can't write

[late verge]

So are the writers imo, they are amazing vas delivering amazing dialogue

[storm jungle]

its neat, shut up gayboy

[nocturne crest]

What about the outer worlds series?

[storm jungle]

the writing of Fallout 4 is not that great tbh

[late verge]

Its just that 90% of it is basically u never hear

[late verge]

OH

[nocturne crest]

Anyone recommend them?

[late verge]

I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABT DARKTIDE

[storm jungle]

UAAAGH-

[near wasp]

Main reason to play four is because the guns feel good

[late verge]

SO why do they still not have a code for muties

[crystal forum]

i forgot the name but you can blame the lead writer for that. i only learned recently that one fucking guy can be blamed for most of the dog shit fallout writing

forgot his name

[near wasp]

Honestly this is gonna be blasphemy but 76 is pretty good now

[vagrant fox]

3 and 4s plot, minus a water purifier, aren't very different. Emil Pagliarulo can't write for shit

[hallow saddle]

i fuckin loved building settlements 🗣️

[crystal forum]

the institute is such a wasted potential faction

[vagrant fox]

Shamalame tier writing, aren't you surprised?

[hallow saddle]

all of the factions were a let down, its actually insane

[vagrant fox]

I like a lot of the gameplay in fo4 at least

[hallow saddle]

having to side with one in the story youre like "all of these are fuckin stupid and i dont like any"

[valid needle]

Why?

[near wasp]

Four has the best gameplay

[hallow plover]

"Not that great" is overselling it

[crystal forum]

that's not saying much

although i hope you're just comparing the FPS games

[near wasp]

Just fallout games

[crystal forum]

because the turn based fallouts had solid gameplay