#40k-lore-chat

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lament shoal
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Look at Mortarion and tell me he can come back from that lmao

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No way

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Same goes for any other plague marine. They are way too far gone by this point

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They would literally die without their connection to Nurgle

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It's happened before

urban spire
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you don't really come back from chaos

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this is grimdark, no redemption narratives here

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the gods kinda rely on that bullshit, it doesn't really matter how they get someone into chaos, once they're in they're in

opaque coyote
celest dome
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His soul is in Nurgle, so no

opaque coyote
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"This is what happens to your brain after you start Chaos..."

celest dome
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You could leave chaos if you do so before getting Gifts, or more gravely ascending

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But that's more so fantasy

sleek dagger
opaque coyote
# celest dome You could leave chaos if you do so before getting Gifts, or more gravely ascendi...

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▶ Play video
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Chaos worshipper getting gifts (circa 31st millenium)

lament shoal
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Idk how it works in fantasy but in 40k only a little bit of exposure to chaos is enough to taint your soul forever. Whether that actually corrupts you or not depends on other factors

celest dome
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That's more so the Imperial understanding of it

opaque coyote
celest dome
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Not necessarily the reality of things

opaque coyote
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and also on the person

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etc. etc.

celest dome
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Like the Interex knew of Chaos, but wasn't tainted per se

opaque coyote
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Basically, it's similar to drugs ironically enough.

lament shoal
opaque coyote
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There are inquistors who literally do sorcerer rituals and are completely fine

lament shoal
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Like coming into contact with a corrupted artifact or something

opaque coyote
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Then there's somebody who immediately thinks stabbing somebody is cool after like

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one second of exposure to a rune or something

opaque coyote
urban spire
opaque coyote
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Quite literally unpredictable.

lament shoal
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Yup

opaque coyote
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Y'know unless if you get infected by a super nurgle disease

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or something similar to that

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then you're just fucked

lament shoal
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Nurgle's methods are probably the most potent ways of corrupting someone out there lol

celest dome
opaque coyote
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or the poop knife (tm) that horus got stabbed with

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Again, also depends on the taint

celest dome
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Likenin Vt2 you have that Plaguesword weapon from the Bogenhafen mission, the U5 carry it, and it has an active taint (duento housing a deamon), but after putting it under keys, they're fine

urban spire
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tzeentch

lament shoal
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That's every chaos god lol

urban spire
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i was looking for the cia logo to make a joke about crack, but this old meme invaded my brain instead

lament shoal
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Sign my petition guys

urban spire
raven stone
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New class to be revealed

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Hype

queen laurel
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@arctic talon KEKW_ogryn

misty vector
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Wouldve been cooler for anything else

urban spire
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anyway i struggle to get into longer form video media these days because i don't want to use it as second screen content, but i also don't have the energy to dedicate myself entirely to watching something like a season of a tv series

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"just don't binge watch it" not an option, if i space it out i'll forget i was watching it and lose my place

rocky gale
raven stone
# rocky gale

To be fair, nuanced characters can still be complete monstets

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There is a reason the phrase "Freudian excuse" has the word "excuse" in it

surreal nest
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anything that has the word Freudian in it crawled out of hell and died

celest cedar
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that is one disgustingly good art

opaque coyote
surreal nest
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it would be better without the megaman boots

celest cedar
raven stone
# opaque coyote

I mean to be fair, feels more applicable to 40k era Imperial Loyalists in general

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"The Marines are literal genocide machines - but they fight for TEH IMPERIUM and are nice to BROTHERS so it is a-ok"

rustic patrol
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only character fandom gets right is Asmodai

you know his TTS depiction?

Pretty much him in every book

raven stone
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It is simultaneously easy to mock and play completely straight

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Is why he is the only one everyone gets right.

valid needle
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Simply for the fact I have never heard anyone say one single 40K loyalist marine was relatable or of having nuance or depth💀

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You only really hear those words when someone is doing a “hear me out” about traitors. Like when I do my Konrad Curze defence speech.

storm jungle
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Bro what kind of places do you hang out at

storm jungle
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😭

valid needle
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Loyalist marines these days are a dime a dozen unless they are Mary sues

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Idk I just don’t find many marines these days outside of 30k with nuance or depth.

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Dante I guess who just wants to kill himself all the time which is kinda relatable these days

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The rest are just “death murder kill heresy heresy heresy”

rustic patrol
coral granite
storm jungle
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its why I love when they have their reality shattered in some official GW products and are like

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"Why is this Ultramarine such a dick/evil?"

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Not everyone is Titus you fucking moron 💀

valid needle
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You know I have to be a fan of the most evil loyalist chapter

rustic patrol
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its why like I sort of like old Cato.

No morals. No empathy. Just "I am right. You are wrong. (STOMP)"

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unrepentantly an asshole with 0 doubt

valid needle
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“I don’t care if your entire planet falls to chaos and your world is raped and murdered, I WILL NOT admit to having a few traitors in my legion ten thousand years ago”

rustic patrol
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that is such a Dark Angels move tbh

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and also Death Watch

valid needle
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Frfr

rustic patrol
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well, more like Artemis, but he is as stupid as his f'ing custom combi bolter.

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in more ways than one

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still can't get over the fact that him staring out the window is better at seeing through Harlequin holofields than every single sensor on the ship

storm jungle
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gay

celest cedar
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cant even have an intimate staredown with the homies in this economy without being called gay smh

storm jungle
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Its space marines, its DESTINED to be homoerotic

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Brother chadgryn

rustic patrol
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not killing someone is basically reason enough to ship them in 40K (exhibit A : Guilliman and Yvraine)

wintry cloud
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What time is the reveal today?

rustic patrol
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soon Tm

misty vector
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Believe its in 4 hours

celest cedar
urban spire
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it is 13:47 in sweden

celest cedar
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like that mf is more scared of titus than having...idk a fear of heights or somethin 💀

urban spire
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worday ends in about 4 hours

wintry cloud
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That’s all ultramarines are
Hype and aura

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Hype and aura sells well

celest cedar
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hype and aura and formal English

urban spire
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so probably within the next 4 hours yeah

wintry cloud
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Bet

urban spire
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if it's later, then someone's doing overtime for it. good for them i guess

vagrant fox
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I think there's a timer in the darktide launcher

rustic patrol
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couldn't find it

wind canyon
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It's in game on the character select menu. 4 hours and 8 minutes

raven stone
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In game timer lol

rustic patrol
vagrant fox
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Could've sworn it was yesterday

valid needle
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Ain’t nothing wrong with a little homiesexuality Dilara

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Anything for the homies

vagrant fox
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Why are you always being violent to these cats

humble shoal
storm jungle
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cat is being fed

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this guy is a freak for real

vagrant fox
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Feeding anyone dryass nuggets is violence

storm jungle
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nopers👎

humble shoal
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those are moist nuggetsd

vagrant fox
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-2 -2

rustic patrol
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feeding people lobster used to be a violation of human rights

celest cedar
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I call Roboute, Vince Gilligan

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because me and Roboute are just cool like that yanno

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ay bravo Vince! I said to him whenever h did a good job

tough haven
wintry cloud
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Bro what is this

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Who uploads this

raven stone
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What

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Sounds US

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Guns involved

wintry cloud
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“Almost got shot gotta upload this”

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Now to be fair i didn’t click on the video

raven stone
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Also why would anyone want to fight the store manager

rustic patrol
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neckbeards

storm jungle
valid needle
rose thorn
near wasp
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Isn't new class revealed today

rustic patrol
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timezones

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it will be the 12th for someone inevitably

queen laurel
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^

young pecan
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Those timezones are inferior so it's alright

rocky gale
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I've waited long enough, announce it already

rose thorn
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email me if its kelemorph

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but skitarii makes the most sense to me

near wasp
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I just wonder how stupidly op whatever they add will be

wintry scarab
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Im guessing, no news on when this is going to be today?

near wasp
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Because God it felt like arbite was just crazy strong

storm jungle
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just for the love of god people REMEMBER

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TEASER

vagrant fox
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If I don't know 100% of the information I want to know I'll firebomb fatshark

wintry cloud
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Excitement muddles the mind

near wasp
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I know it's only a trailer

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I'm not that dumb

celest cedar
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release december

storm jungle
wintry scarab
# storm jungle **TEASER**

Oh. Well that just put into perspective on what this is. I was expecting a trailer but im guessing theyll do a 5 sec teaser.

celest cedar
wintry cloud
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Just hold your horses, were gonna see soon

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Go eat lunch

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Or sum

celest cedar
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the reveal is 1 am for me bruh

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technically tomorrow for me bruh

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I am not ruining my sleep again for a trailer bruh

young pecan
# storm jungle **TEASER**

"new playable class reveal" sounds like more than a repeat of the ten second dog pov video but I guess I understand them riding a hype train again catDespair

near wasp
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Probably but man at least it's something

wintry scarab
near wasp
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When aren't you mad

wintry scarab
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Even reading that made me mad

wintry cloud
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Mad about what? That you’re getting a new class

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The heck

wintry scarab
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There is always a reason to be mad

wintry cloud
rustic patrol
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it will be payed dlc

rocky gale
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I can't wait for them to announce a full itemized breakdown of the new class and all its features, any second now

wintry scarab
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(plz dont ban me 😭 )

young pecan
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She would moderately dare

wintry cloud
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Wake up

young pecan
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I'm heavily guessing not but do blanks have any potential as a class

wintry cloud
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If you want the psyker to not function sure

hallow saddle
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i'll take a one word tweet with the actual class name tbh

young pecan
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I do want that I do

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Turn off infernus psykers and smykers

hallow saddle
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or a couple of sentences telling us what it dooes

wintry scarab
rustic patrol
wintry cloud
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I guess just debuff everything idek

young pecan
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Also aren't our psykers on the upper end of strength?

rustic patrol
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no
nooooo
noooooooooooooooo
Lmao

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they are like low mid or something

wintry cloud
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Fireball and lightning isn’t that crazy in 40k

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Just as vulnerable as everyone else on the team

young pecan
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Not "upper end" being God Emperor strength kek

storm jungle
wintry cloud
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The psychic head pop is dangerous but like

So is a sniper rifle at that point

young pecan
rocky gale
wintry cloud
rocky gale
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They killed off Chairon

wintry cloud
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Cause this psyker is nothing special imo

wintry cloud
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Ty

rustic patrol
storm jungle
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Literally the most "who" character its fine

celest cedar
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huh they killed chairon and acheran

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ngl when I saw the secret level episode I thought the bald black guy was just aged up chairon 💀

storm jungle
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LMAO

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Racist????

celest cedar
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THEYRE BOTH BALD BLACK MEN WITH ALMOST IDENTICAL FEATURES

wintry scarab
rocky gale
# wintry cloud GIVE LINK!!!

You're lucky I'm in a good mood because we're about to get a comprehensive reveal for an Eldar class, otherwise I was sending you a picture from Legend of Zelda

celest cedar
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I genuinely couldnt tell even from viewing

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until the last couple like 8 minutes ish

storm jungle
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RACIST!!!

celest cedar
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and I thought wait, why is Chairon recruiting young titus??

storm jungle
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but yeah they are both stoic black dudes so i kinda get it

wintry scarab
storm jungle
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ALSO

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BALD

storm jungle
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I MEAN

celest cedar
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idgaf bro

storm jungle
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yeah wow cant believe that guy would think that

celest cedar
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I said my piece

storm jungle
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get him guys, kill him!

celest cedar
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Im an honest man with a mouthy mouth

rustic patrol
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you have the facial recognition skills of an anime character and literally need like pink and blue hair colors to tell people apart

storm jungle
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LMFAO

celest cedar
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lotsa people can look similar (without having blood relations)

storm jungle
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I should know

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im a turk

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our entire ethnicity is

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black hair

celest cedar
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not being an african related too

storm jungle
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mustache

rocky gale
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Damn, maybe I'm a turk

rustic patrol
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possible they were in control of like Europe and West Asia for 500 years

young pecan
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Probably starting at Malice they're built different

rustic patrol
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I think that's just gameplay mate

rose thorn
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my favorite page on the lex

young pecan
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We go from prison fodder to an agent of the Inquisition on merit alome

plush mason
storm jungle
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This noble choice, to sacrifice himself and his brothers, kept the Genestealer Cult bottled up, and saved the world – and a vulnerable sector – from certain doom. Every last Space Marine that landed on Trygg was slowly worn down in a series of increasingly desperate battles. When Imperial reinforcements arrived to purge the last of the cult, they discovered that Acheran, Chairon, and the rest of their brothers had sold their lives to cull untold numbers of xenos hybrids.

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LMAO

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GSC W

plush mason
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yup

storm jungle
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terra has like-

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TRILLIONS

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of ships coming and going

plush mason
storm jungle
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different factions staregryn

rose thorn
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if it wasnt for the harliquins and cypher this owudl be like the most successful invasion of terra since HH

young pecan
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I was replying to the fellow who said xenos

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Not GSC

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Drukhies = xenos

storm jungle
rose thorn
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harliquins fucked off after muridng a few guys and cypher was convinced to leave

young pecan
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LMFAO

plush mason
rustic patrol
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and killed like several dozen Custodes

rose thorn
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hwich is probably the unthinkabout part

plush mason
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fair

near wasp
hushed crest
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THOSE GODDMAN KNIFE EARS TAKING MY WIFE AND MY PROPERTY

rustic patrol
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it cracks me up that one of their ways of torturing Imperial lords is by playing Bach and other musical masterpieces to them to show them how much culture they lost

celest cedar
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Shadowheart would've been a Turk

rustic patrol
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because of course they stole the originals ages ago

celest cedar
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🇹🇷 🐺

plush mason
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hell i image the very word drukhari is a slur among many other factions

storm jungle
celest cedar
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hes my favorite turkish male

wintry scarab
limpid granite
# storm jungle **TEASER**

November 11: Darktide - New Class Reveal
We will reveal the next playable class for Darktide. More details and developer insights will follow in the days after the reveal.

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so fatshark is lying then?

celest cedar
rose thorn
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At the same time, the reductus saboteur Mersea Thrayk was undertaking her own mission and waited in ambush. As the Talons destroyed waves of the cultists, they also took casualties due to the tight spaces of the battle. As losses mounted, Carvellan did not hesitate and rushed toward the shadowed archway that was surely the patriarch's lair, Allarus Custodians and Witchseekers behind him. It was then that they fell into the ambush of Mersea Thrayk, who detonated her explosive charges and created a devastating avalanche.

celest cedar
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turkic foundational myth

rustic patrol
limpid granite
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or are you leaking another thing

celest cedar
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and since selune worshippers have a lot of werewolves

wintry scarab
storm jungle
celest cedar
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AND the fact one of selune's daughter is a turk (Aylin is her name)

rose thorn
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Thrayk fucking prop physics a squad of custodie terminators to death

limpid granite
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aight then

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not the first time youve leaked stuff

celest cedar
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so yea

vagrant fox
celest cedar
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Selunites are Turks

limpid granite
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not a good look btw

rustic patrol
celest cedar
plush mason
wind zealot
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at least the romans were just raised by wolf

storm jungle
wintry scarab
rustic patrol
hushed crest
wind zealot
hushed crest
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I can condone a little murder from time to time

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like what if my brother is half man half bull

wind zealot
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killing your brother is just crusader kings shit

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he shouldn't have contested my titles

celest cedar
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mommy kink is sexy

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I get sheepish seeing blood 🙁

rustic patrol
celest cedar
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oh wait this is in the context of roman mythos 💀

wind zealot
wintry scarab
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OH! Deleted message detected?!

rustic patrol
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Oedipus

rocky gale
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What have I returned to

rustic patrol
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hell

rocky gale
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How did we get onto mommy kinks

hushed crest
wintry scarab
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Dilara said a spoiler!?

vagrant fox
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turkish wolf myths

wind zealot
queen laurel
lime sluice
hushed crest
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he claws his eyes out so I dont think hes really into it

rustic patrol
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tbf, he didn't know they were related

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also the basis of everything Freud

vagrant fox
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Living near the Mediterranean Sea just fucks you up as a person, it's just how it is

celest cedar
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aaah my favorite fictional turk

rustic patrol
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Psycholgy is based off of mommy kink

celest cedar
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omfg the pixel is gone again

rustic patrol
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hey, that rhymes

humble shoal
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who is killed for burying her brother

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who was I think engaged to her cousin

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who kills themself

celest cedar
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better

lime sluice
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oedipus goes hard

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and not just in his mother

humble shoal
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killed his father and married mother without realizing it

wintry cloud
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Did a slaanesh cult get into the chat?

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What the hell is going on

celest cedar
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yes

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whats your kink or get out

humble shoal
celest cedar
wintry cloud
celest cedar
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so we can confirm at least 1 person has a mommy kink in the chat

wintry cloud
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Just me?

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You guys are lame

wind zealot
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see, the thing is, "mommy kink" has lost its meaning these days Sad

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people like slightly older women and say they have a mommy kink smh_pdx

celest cedar
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I dont think it has lost its meaning at all broccolini

wintry cloud
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Are we getting POLITICAL with kinks?????

celest cedar
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also today I found out fashwave is a thing 😭

wind zealot
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nah, most people who use it, don't want to actually have relations with their own mothers.

wintry cloud
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The foot fetish is lacking nuance

celest cedar
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i thought thats not actual incest 💀

wintry cloud
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What is that implying bro

wintry cloud
wind zealot
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well yes, that's what it's been adopted by

wintry cloud
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yo are you fr

wind zealot
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it used to mean an incest thing

celest cedar
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well

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Im glad cultural approppriation has its uses sometimes

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man that sounded bad out of context aint it

wintry cloud
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In this case its good

humble shoal
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KEKW_ogryn dilara saif something bad

celest cedar
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unfortunately I have photographic memory

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this is what Dilara said:

humble shoal
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Dilara leaked the new class

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void whale confirmed

wintry cloud
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I look away for a second

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Wth happened

limpid granite
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how intruiging

wintry scarab
celest cedar
wintry cloud
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Well
Is it a thumbs up or a thumbs down

storm jungle
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God bless 🫡

limpid granite
celest cedar
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it only takes 1 second for light to travel from the moon and back

humble shoal
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James workshop is a fine and upstanding imperial citizen

wintry cloud
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Two thumbs downs

humble shoal
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and a producvtive member of the lower hive

wintry cloud
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Thats not good lmao

celest cedar
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thats whats happens when you look away

wintry cloud
celest cedar
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you know who else that happens when you look away

wintry cloud
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What

humble shoal
wintry cloud
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Three thumbs downs

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Good lord

celest cedar
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why is battleship yamato here

wintry scarab
wintry cloud
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lmaoo

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So definitely not my skitarii

limpid granite
wintry cloud
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My friend is gonna be fuming

raven stone
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When the same company is used for lore so many times

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Just that one position needs a full ass lore article

celest cedar
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LMAO

limpid granite
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oh my

wintry cloud
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What happened now?

raven stone
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Sorry 😢

wintry scarab
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Did i miss it this time lol?

celest cedar
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no you in fact did not miss

vagrant fox
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This delay means the class has huge lore implications, it's a returning primarch

celest cedar
#
To ensure we meet the quality standards of our marketing assets, we have had to make the difficult decision to delay the announcement of our new class until November 18, 2025.

We are working hard to resolve this and be ready for next week to showcase the new class in the light it deserves.

Rest assured, this does not affect the release date which we are happy to announce is December 2, 2025.

We thank you for your patience and continued support. 

The Darktide Team
raven stone
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...oh

humble shoal
raven stone
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For a moment I thought me posting snail news was the ire XD

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Well 18th it is then!
Cook well FS, cook well...

wintry scarab
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Oh, ive just realized this was posted

vagrant fox
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smh deleter

humble shoal
hallow saddle
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smh

tough haven
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Could a grot fire a slugga or a shoota?

hallow saddle
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could they not have posted that earlier lmao

humble shoal
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I love james

celest cedar
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wait marketing assets it says

hallow saddle
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to save me waiting with my fuckin dick in my hand for 4 hours

celest cedar
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like did they fuckup a trailer or somethin

humble shoal
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sounds like minis ad isnt ready yet

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which is to say, new munda figures

celest cedar
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this has to be them fucking up a trailer 💀

rocky gale
wintry cloud
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Man
Im actually pissy

rocky gale
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Where's my announcement?

wintry scarab
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Just because Dilara has said absolutely nothing to suggest anything at all nor given any hints about anything, i will refrain from getting mad.

hallow saddle
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delay is okay, a delayed delay is annoying

wintry cloud
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Delayed

humble shoal
storm jungle
wintry cloud
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Dude the general in this server is nuts

celest cedar
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NEW DISPATCH EPISODES TOMORROW

hallow saddle
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let's have the event out back up for a week then plsss

urban spire
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that's weird

wintry cloud
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How do you communicate with people in there

celest cedar
urban spire
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like that's not a quality assurance issue

hallow saddle
outer wave
wintry cloud
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Looks like a twitch chat

humble shoal
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KEKW_ogryn need to replace shruikan pistol in trailer with tau pulse gun

wintry scarab
humble shoal
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cuz new tau minis arent selling good enough

storm jungle
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but man

tough haven
hallow saddle
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give us another week on the event!!!!!!

celest cedar
urban spire
celest cedar
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and they already credited him a lot 💀

wintry scarab
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Welp, at least we know we are getting a new class, hopefully new map or gameplay stuff and a event. So at least thats cool.

wintry cloud
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Well
I hope the class is good

celest cedar
storm jungle
queen laurel
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those guys are like aggressive berserkers every time something doesn't go well

humble shoal
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love it when the games companies are left with the bag because for some reason slasher game has move oversight than other games

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KEKW_ogryn like all of the mobile games

wintry cloud
humble shoal
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or gears of war 7

wintry scarab
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Now back to my being mad on the internet mode. I dont like that the arbites have sort of been plopped into the game and nothing else has been done with them. I really hope that this new class being added, doesnt mean that arbites will just not be further elaborated.

humble shoal
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staregryn magos monke

wintry scarab
wintry cloud
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Id be happy

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Give me robot

wintry scarab
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No! I want ganger!

near wasp
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Wait no way

wintry cloud
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Way

near wasp
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It actually got next weekd

humble shoal
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I unironically think its minis related

wintry cloud
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Yes way

humble shoal
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as in gw decided they wanted the new class to coincide with some new minis release

wintry cloud
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Loving this

rustic patrol
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prolly

celest cedar
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I can still hope its gonna be a sob

wintry cloud
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Small indie company GW

celest cedar
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we gonna have to unplug the matrix otherwise if not 😔

humble shoal
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whats wild is I've heard SM has less oversight than obese megolodon

outer wave
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Man I really wanna know what exactly made the move for the delay

wintry cloud
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Ikr

near wasp
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It was all part of the master plan to generate more hype

storm jungle
wintry scarab
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God, you saying this makes me think that GW has forced Fatshark into straying away from their own vision just because of some random bullshit. I hope thats not the case lol.

celest cedar
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they fuckup a trailer I assume

near wasp
humble shoal
outer wave
wintry cloud
wintry scarab
wintry cloud
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They are super strict

queen laurel
humble shoal
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Cuts to James delaying havoc by like a yeare

outer wave
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^

queen laurel
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They will interfere on something they don't like about your game because of some random explanation or whatever will have you

celest cedar
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I would assume someone didnt meet the deadline xd

outer wave
wind zealot
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because gw wanted to make titus captain again

wintry scarab
wintry cloud
raven stone
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Most likely Ad Mech is getting a big release next week.

Then said ROPE DARKTIDE INTO IT NAO when it was meant to be a Ganger class

near wasp
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Nobody even like acheron

raven stone
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I mean, HH got them Skitarii

queen laurel
wind zealot
queen laurel
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i am not kidding they did this for the bot on the server i'm in for the Speed freeks

near wasp
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Lol

queen laurel
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Yes that game

outer wave
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Jesus

near wasp
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Acheron might just be a dready or something

wintry cloud
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Heard news arbites isn’t getting many skins because of GW

Not sure how true

wintry scarab
queen laurel
outer wave
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I mean, one of the cosmetic options is the helmet being opened

humble shoal
outer wave
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They probably dont have alot to work off of and GW may be shutting down ideas

queen laurel
valid needle
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Bro they done murdered my boys Chairon and Acheran off screen

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Dead dead, no dreadnought

storm jungle
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A DISCORD BOT

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NEEDS GW APPROVAL

wintry scarab
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oh lol

humble shoal
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@native atlas am I a good varlet

queen laurel
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trust me they are way too thorough for shit like this

humble shoal
queen laurel
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only to tell you to do something garbage because of it

wind zealot
valid needle
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GW type dumb shit

wind zealot
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they baited us

urban spire
wind zealot
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so titus can be 2nd captain again

valid needle
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GW killing main characters off off screen to two bit GSCs

urban spire
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also if the guard was going to show up anyway why did they get themselves killed?

valid needle
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So Mary sue Titus can be captain again

wind zealot
queen laurel
vagrant fox
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Chaos can't have shit, kill stolen by some rando hiver with an STD

queen laurel
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i don't know it didn't have enough terminators

urban spire
wind zealot
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because acheron needed to die

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damn english, murdering scotsmen even in 40k

urban spire
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like it takes a while to rebuild infrastructure sure, but it takes longer to rebuild hundreds of years of combat and command experience without getting killed in the process

storm jungle
wind zealot
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it's a lot more costly to fight a full nid invasion

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  • might go so bad you have to an exterminatus the planet
wintry scarab
wind zealot
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nitro op

urban spire
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if a few marines could kill them fast enough then it wasn't a planetwide thing

storm jungle
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I got tons

urban spire
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actually that's a general problem with space marines, they're dogshit for holding territory

rustic patrol
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not enough to do so usually

wind zealot
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elite special forces are bad at holding territory? CenaShock

urban spire
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yes?

wind zealot
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It's like they could use some kind of general line infantry to support them

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like

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an Auxilliary force

urban spire
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you ever see the navy seals garrison in a captured building for several months at a time?

humble shoal
urban spire
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that's not what special forces is for

queen laurel
rustic patrol
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that's what the IG and PDF is for

wind zealot
urban spire
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yeah except the IG ALSO has decent special forces for doing the capture in the first place

raven stone
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I mean to be fair
Genestealer Cults CAN have actual purestrain Genestealers

urban spire
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space marines are just a massive waste of resources

wind zealot
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but last time a primarch had a lot of power, he went a bit oopsie daisie with it

raven stone
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So they probably sicced those on the Marines

wind zealot
raven stone
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When the "human tidal wave" approach failed.

wind zealot
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I remember 1 marine = 10000 normies lore Sad

urban spire
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yeah it sucked

wind zealot
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it made sense in the setting and the rarity/cost of space marines

raven stone
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And purestrain Stealers are not normies lol

wind zealot
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now space marines are basically just normies++, who die to rippers Sad

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where superhuman strength, speed, endurance?

rocky gale
urban spire
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space marines as invincible gods is shit writing

wintry scarab
urban spire
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an edge in equipment + physiology + hundreds of years of experience is more interesting

urban spire
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the thing where they have most of the personality brainwashed out of them still makes them kinda boring as characters though

humble shoal
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fairly certain they wanted to do ganger first

storm jungle
humble shoal
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KekW but gotta sell plastic

tough haven
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@queen laurel can grots fire shootas? Or would it like break their arms?

queen laurel
urban spire
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"shoota" is kinda a broad category

queen laurel
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if we're gonna go with the standard machine gun shoot

queen laurel
urban spire
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how about mounted weapons

languid meadow
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All the comments under the announcement saying "it was a ganger but they saw the backlash" are something to behold

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Also funny

queen laurel
queen laurel
urban spire
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yeah that's what i was thinking lol

queen laurel
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anytime grots wanna use a bigger weapon they usually strap it to something

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But if they wanna carry their own firearms and stuff they're gonna carry something suited for their size

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Ork Shootas and Sluggas are not it

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even the great red Gobbo uses his own Grot blasta

urban spire
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great design

queen laurel
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funny

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Here's the Christmas miniature who also uses a Grot Blasta

urban spire
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you know i was starting to kinda like gw again, i guess all the dumb shit was just scooting under the radar

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where does the ammunition go?

wet sandal
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In the balls

rustic patrol
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you want to see something really stupid?
this is the codex Heavy Bolt gun

shadow plover
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Well I did predict Chairon being a Lieutenant

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but alas

urban spire
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yep, dumb as hell

shadow plover
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eh, oh well

storm jungle
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Its fine tbh

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footnote characters nobody will give a shit about in a week

urban spire
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what's this whole part of the gun even for?

shadow plover
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Space Marines come and go, but it's nice to see they don't avoid killing named space marines like the plague any more

rustic patrol
urban spire
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but it's the middle

rustic patrol
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didn't say it was smart

outer wave
storm jungle
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Chairon and Acheran were literal nobodies

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its just the same situatio nas Tycho

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why is anyone acting like these were famous 💀

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ACHERAN LITERALLY GOT KILLED ONCE ALREADY ON VIGILUS

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😭

humble shoal
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my ex was a plasma pistol

urban spire
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i just think the way they died is dumb idk who they are

storm jungle
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LOL

humble shoal
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she was usntable

hallow plover
urban spire
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good

humble shoal
languid meadow
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Good

urban spire
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they should very sloppily put the new class in the game files and just like comment it out

hallow plover
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psychic apex of humanity with the emperor's own genething with elite training
gets stomped on by angry red demon man

humble shoal
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this go

languid meadow
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Idk all the wording around the posts and announcements make me feel like it is a ganger and they're redoing a bunch of stuff to make it look not lame

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But idk

shadow plover
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Why is the way they died stupid? A last stand against overwhelming odds isn't very uncharacteristic for a space marine

valid needle
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Chairon yes

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Acheran no

urban spire
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because it was a pointless last stand lol

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they sent dudes to do the work of bombs

limpid granite
valid needle
#

Acheran is quite well established in the codex

limpid granite
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Forum users are insuferable

storm jungle
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nobody remembers Acheran even existed before SM2

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💀

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most people assumed it was Cato who was in charge

rocky gale
valid needle
shadow plover
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I did STDAngery

storm jungle
urban spire
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also yeah only people who play the game read the codices

storm jungle
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ngl i read all of Vigilus and even i forgot....

rocky gale
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Most people who play the game don't read the Codex

storm jungle
urban spire
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or like, terrible lore perverts

humble shoal
languid meadow
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Asking a 40k fan to read is quite the ask

humble shoal
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because someone gifted me it

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has my favorite csm picture

urban spire
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nice of them

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lmao

humble shoal
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its so unhinged

urban spire
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the cunty marine armour

paper haven
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40k fans can't read

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Source: I cannot read

humble shoal
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female space marines confirmed

urban spire
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he needs his milkers drained

paper haven
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Lucien the eternal was the first female Space Marine

valid needle
humble shoal
rocky gale
paper haven
humble shoal
valid needle
humble shoal
urban spire
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that's so fucking goofy

paper haven
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Night lords are what Black Templars wish they could be

urban spire
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12 years old?

paper haven
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Yeah

valid needle
humble shoal
valid needle
urban spire
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oh no! art of muscular women!

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the end of society!

valid needle
paper haven
paper haven
valid needle
humble shoal
paper haven
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This is why I'm not a Space marine fan. The imperial guard has plenty of type 2 body types

urban spire
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most people didn't give a shit, a small minority of people who think girls are gross got very upset, who cares

rocky gale
urban spire
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also caring that much about what other people get off to is weird dude

valid needle
urban spire
#

then don't look at it

rose thorn
humble shoal
rose thorn
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Does nightlords have a demon forge or something

shadow plover
#

Warhammer twitter is taking it well

rocky gale
humble shoal
urban spire
#

yeah, it's whatever

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weird puritan shit

valid needle
paper haven
#

They killed Chairon?

valid needle
#

Weird af bro

humble shoal
#

there is tons of female sm porn

rocky gale
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and how it's weird that it was your first thought

storm jungle
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Be cool guys staregryn

valid needle
valid needle
urban spire
#

same

urban spire
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yeah it's a problem, i am extremely lame and cringe

wintry cloud
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Every warhammer chat I am in is having an argument

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Actually what is this Tuesday

#

The heck are yall mad about

valid needle
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They murdered two goats so a Mary sue could get a promotion

rocky gale
wintry cloud
#

Tru

nocturne crest
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Bullshit they killed Brother Chairon.

storm jungle
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oh my god

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WHY DO PEOPLE CARE ABOUT CHAIRON

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HES A FUCKING WET BLANKET

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lmao

nocturne crest
#

Chairon was a primaris marine who served in the HH.

valid needle
storm jungle
#

a primaris marine who served in the HH that literally mentions nothing regarding the heresy

nocturne crest
#

He saved Titus from Gabriel.

valid needle
#

THE GOOOOOAT

languid meadow
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you're a wet blanket but also because he had actual screentime to bond with characters

storm jungle
#

yeah uh

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he acted stoic

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and said stuff

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very riveting

languid meadow
#

I don't care for Acheron dying besides losing a Scottish marine

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I like Chairon a decent bit

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but it's whatever in the end

valid needle
#

Also yes the English yet again murder my countrymen

vagrant fox
#

Chairon got super mad and yelled once, when he saw some random walking suits of armour

valid needle
#

In 40K they still subjugate us

outer wave
storm jungle
#

^

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it literally happens once

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then just nothing comes out of it

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🥀

valid needle
#

Also

nocturne crest
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Chairon was more interesting than Metaurus.

outer wave
nocturne crest
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I know nothing of Metaurus.

outer wave
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He had to let loose a bit

wintry cloud
#

The captain had a cool meme

But chairon did have a personality

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I liked him

valid needle
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It would have been cooler if it was word bearers instead of TS considering it was word bearers Chairon fought on calth

storm jungle
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yeah but uhhh

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uhhh

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LOOK AURAFARMING

rocky gale
storm jungle
#

LMFAO

#

FUCK OFF

valid needle
#

Chairon deserved better😖

languid meadow
#

GW killing the black ultramarine off for hype moments and aura

storm jungle
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and picking the asian marine instead?

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🤨

languid meadow
#

CONSULT THE RIOT GAMES GRAPH

limpid granite
valid needle
#

Sorry guys Chairon had to die because GW can’t possibly allow two persons of colour to exist in one box.

languid meadow
#

😭

storm jungle
#

they 100% sat in a boardroom and calculated all that shit
"he looks the sexiest for marketing lets go with him"

plush mason
#

yup

valid needle
raven stone
paper haven
raven stone
#

Only to get stomped to death by anime.

#

GW would never have the guts to compete with a 40k amime.

#

Imagine the Horus Heresy rendered in glorious anime...

storm jungle
#

theres a big percentage of people that find asian guys attractive for marketing purposes lol

#

and Gyattriel is like VERY handsome

outer wave
#

Really handsome for a space marine somehow

west pendant
#

so I got these warhammer games, dawn of war definitive edition, boltgun, mechanicus, gladius and age of sigmar realms of ruin for some reason

#

which one should I play next

valid needle
raven stone
#

Blood Ravens are feeling like the unwanted stepson all of a sudden now

#

Considering they put 40k on the digital scene first

storm jungle
nocturne crest
west pendant
#

Oh I also got spacehulk deathwing

raven stone
#

There was a brief period of them getting a bit of spotlight

outer wave
raven stone
#

Turn friendly fire off is the key I think

storm jungle
#

its very bad

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and annoying

#

lol

west pendant
#

I got the enhanced editio

#

but ok ill try boltgun

daring creek
#

Suplexes Dilara

humble shoal
#

there is actually a free version of boltgun

#

unironically

nocturne crest
#

The word typing one.

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Which Darktide should do their own version of.

daring creek
#

Can we get a type racer warhammer game

raven stone
#

Deathwing I will rate it 200% for ambience experience, 50% for lore (you learn about ships at save points), and 1% for gameplay (read: repetitive grind)

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(It isn't like you get to walk in a flipping Space Hulk in first person with any game on the market)

outer wave
#

Also Spacehulk is REALLY closely based to the tabletop game, where terminators are very squishy against genestealers

#

So any melee combat is ill advised

humble shoal
#

unless you play on fun mode

raven stone
#

Friendly fire off mode

#

Then play with friends

#

Spam dakka

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And suddenly it becomes...fun.

humble shoal
#

then it crashes

wintry cloud
#

No need to play that one

storm jungle
#

^

humble shoal
#

ironically vermintide got a friend to start reading eisenhorn

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aka bodygloves

west pendant
#

I also have vermintide 2

humble shoal
#

vt2 is fun

west pendant
#

I dabbled into it a bit, I actullay am more inclined to play that one instead of darktide

#

I like the fantasy vibes it has

wintry cloud
#

Thats a good game

storm jungle
#

its very fun for that reason yeah

#

tho dont miss out on Dorktide

west pendant
#

the thing about darktide, it is super good, but I feel like im always in the same place

#

Vermintide 2 has better diversity in its environments

humble shoal
#

until you realize wastes is the fun mode

languid meadow
#

Darktide IS a good 40k game like as much as I'll shit on the mismanagement of it it's a genuinely good game

west pendant
#

darktide is also super light on story

#

dunno how vermintide does with it

humble shoal
#

similarly

storm jungle
#

^

#

its the exact same really

daring creek
#

This is the mod teams fault

humble shoal
urban spire
humble shoal
outer wave
#

Now thats big finkin'

outer wave
humble shoal
#

administratum

#

typos

plush mason
#

is this dude still alive in the current setting or no?

humble shoal
urban spire
#

so like are they putting titus in the tabletop

humble shoal
#

I figured out why the class was delayed

#

titus is coming to darktide

outer wave
#

This was in reference to the Chairon news

humble shoal
#

atoma is part of ultramar

rocky gale
#

The 501st world

humble shoal
#

501st is nox alpha

median star
wintry cloud
#

Man this article really touched the entire community

#

Ive seen this screenshot 15 times today

median star
#

he fucking died walternoooo

wintry cloud
#

May they rest in peace

storm jungle
#

Genuinely devastating

#

i cried when he said a generic one liner

wintry cloud
#

I genuinely did not know space marine 2 was THAT big like

storm jungle
#

It was very commercially successful

#

but like again mark my words, nobody is gonna remember Chairon after like a week

wintry cloud
#

Wonder what things will look like when GW evolves into Disney and we get the “Warhammer Cinematic Universe” and its marvel slop movies

arctic talon
#

lol

#

Chairon got offscreened

#

well

wintry cloud
#

There goes another

arctic talon
#

killed in a codex blurb

#

rather lol

#

this could literally be anything

wintry cloud
#

We love topknots

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Its a fucking top knot

#

its neither

storm jungle
#

shut up

#

topknots are cool

arctic talon
#

This could literally be any of the systems

#

GW uses too many fucking top knots

west pendant
#

who tf is chairon

#

anyway boltgun is super fun

arctic talon
#

Space marine 2 character

#

lol

west pendant
#

I swear i never met him

valid needle
#

It’s Abbadon the based