40k-lore-chat

[urban spire]

i don't mind ww2 games, i just need some spice

"so cinless, which ww2 games have the spice?"

[west pendant]

I think they can just do alternate takes on ww2

like wolfenstein did

[urban spire]

well, i don't know

i've never enjoyed a world war 2 game

[west pendant]

what if its an anime ww2 adaptation

with anime girls

[urban spire]

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-get-real-gif-21323382

[west pendant]

all of the dictators are anime girls

[urban spire]

i know about that shit it sucks

[west pendant]

well maybe we should wait for ww3 then

and play the videogame adaptations when they come out

[urban spire]

WAIT

enlisted is world war 2

i love that game, it's cool as hell

it's a battlefield style game, but each individual player has a whole squad of dudes

[near wasp]

Hell let loose

[urban spire]

i have nothing against hell let loose, but it does not have the spice

[near wasp]

Fair

God does holdfast still have players

Idk why but that just randomly popped in my head

[urban spire]

world war 1 is a more interesting setting for a shooter i think

so much was being done for the first time

i guess war thunder kind of counts, i do like ww2 planes

[near wasp]

Holdfast is Napoleonic

[urban spire]

oh right that one

yeah people still play holdfast

[near wasp]

War thunder is ok

Havnt played in a few years

[urban spire]

it's the same as always

[near wasp]

I play Russian tanks and French planes

[urban spire]

planes is good fun, tanks is brutal and makes you want to die

[near wasp]

Russian tanks get a Russian bias

Aka they are op

[urban spire]

kind of, they still try to balance the win rates

so like if a russian tank is punching above its weight class it gets shifted up in br

[near wasp]

Again havnt played in a long time but when I was the tanks would survive stuff they had no right to survive

I think in one game I survived like 30 hits

[urban spire]

wild

the only tank i enjoy driving is the m22 locust

it's the size of a shoe box and the fastest thing in its br, it's such a blast

[near wasp]

Fast tanks are fun

Especially if you can get a good flank

[urban spire]

it's only got a 37mm cannon but that's good enough if you know where to aim

[near wasp]

Wow in like a month I've been in this server for three years

[rustic patrol]

lol yeah. They literally got told that they were copying Tolkien for a lot of the Eldar stuff

alos, lore chat has become the new general. what is this Warthunder convo lmao

[prime seal]

they play nothing alike

the new collossus has a higher emphasis on taking cover and avoiding to be in a bad spot at all costs
thats if you get caught early

[vagrant fox]

War Thunder ground battles could be fine if the grind wasn't so dogshit and they cared about anything other than getting paypiggies to shell out 90 euro for some digital tank

and not having autocannons obliterate anything they see

[plush mason]

so this is what comstar dresses like, i was so not expecting that

[median star]

autocannons arent even the main issue as theyve been in the game since the start its that nearly every nation now has an aa vehicle around the 7.7- 9.3 range that gets one w moderately high pen but its also aphe and does the equivalent damage of like a 100mm aphe while most are no higher then 35mm and most only being 30mm

if it was just solid shot/hvap it would be a non issue

[surreal nest]

This is genuinely the funniest way ive seen Ultramarine slop described

[west pendant]

Who's the biggest Warhammer nerd on this server

[surreal nest]

I think @celest dome

[prime seal]

the moderator

[outer wave]

Yeah they're apparently religious nutjobs

On top of running a telephone/internet company

[paper haven]

Kind of funny how krieg fans seem to think they'd be the one in a hundred that don't die almost immediately in a massed bayonet charge.

[near wasp]

Krieg fans always think they are they main character

Jokes on you I know I'll probably die in this charge but IDGAF Glory to he on terra for this chance to repent!

[arctic talon]

Krieg like aren't even fucking melee specialists

lol

[vagrant fox]

you should kill kaggen he always ruins my lurking

[humble shoal]

See thats why I like the engineers

[arctic talon]

Shotgun gaming

[humble shoal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Evk5t_B6ag

[humble shoal]

I like sapping

[arctic talon]

its fun

I like the new mine thing they got

the little remote controlled thing that drills to things and deploys mines

[humble shoal]

nowadays sappers just attach bottle bombs to drones

and drop them on enemy positions

[arctic talon]

we used to be a society

jokes aside they still do have a bunch of mines and shit lol

its funny

[humble shoal]

anyways arent there basically one group of kriegers designed for melee

the horsies

[nocturne crest]

With the explosive lances...

[humble shoal]

yeah

I mean they also got the chainsword guy\

but like everyones got the chainsword guy

[nocturne crest]

Would be inappropriate if GW made a guard unit that had to run with one of those lances?

[vagrant fox]

Nah it'd be mildly funny

[nocturne crest]

I could see them doing it for a penal legion army.

Getting their one time boom fellow back, but with a different method.

[rustic patrol]

if you can use it battlefield, then a lunge mine with a krak or melta is free realestate

although there is the ork rokkit hammer tankbusta which is sort of the same thing

[crystal forum]

aren't sappers just combat engineers these days

which is also the wildest use of the term engineer

[crystal forum]

there was a suicide bomber unit.... once

[winged jacinth]

Sort of? The role more expanded to combat engineer when we started fielding things like portable bridges and fortification building heavy equipment

They still don't do a lot of math but they're not just minelayers

[rose thorn]

Oh yeah the new army boxes are 250 btw

The Christmas ones

[daring creek]

What primarch you think is getting added in the reveal

[shadow plover]

250 of what currency? Squirrels?

[rose thorn]

USD whoops

[rose thorn]

Leman Russ

[shadow plover]

So probably around 180€

[arctic talon]

loyalist? none
Chaos: Lorgar or Perturabo if there is one

[vital ginkgo]

Does khorne allow psykers to worship him?

[arctic talon]

yes, but no sorcerers

[rose thorn]

[arctic talon]

its too soon for another loyalist primarch

[vital ginkgo]

Ah okay 👍

[arctic talon]

GW is very obviously keeping them on a 5 year schedule

[opaque coyote]

Basically sorcery and Psyker powers are different

Psyker Powers are something you're born with, and are basically trying to control the warp using mental power and will.

Sorcery is using rituals and powers to manipulate the forces of the warp

Although Sorcerers ARE often Psykers

You can become a sorcerer without being a psyker

Khorne hates sorcery but is fine with Psykers.

[crystal forum]

they're more like construction/destruction crews than anything lol

and in western nations they dont even lay mines they only destroy them... usually

[opaque coyote]

@storm jungle

This your OC

[storm jungle]

Im trying to sleep

[opaque coyote]

nuh uh

jk i didn't know

sorry

go back to bed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786424206548140032/1436787250330341528/image0.gif

[daring creek]

dat ass doh

[crystal forum]

you just know dilara made a specific request for it

[opaque coyote]

she's also skipping around like it's a cartoon

[crystal forum]

"make sure her BARE ASS is completely visible doing the split"

[opaque coyote]

lovely

[opaque coyote]

deldar succubus moment

if anything she's too armored

[crystal forum]

the shot could have been at a slightly different angle

but no!

butt no

[urban spire]

butt yes

[languid meadow]

give us ass or give us death

[livid vector]

This is warhammer, you get both whether you like it or not.

[rustic patrol]

primaris infiltrator armour has the biggest cake
change my mind

[lament shoal]

Big iron

[queen laurel]

POV the workers are getting rowdy in the Manufactorum

[rustic patrol]

time to put down another water riot

[rocky gale]

See that's why I censored it

[opaque coyote]

A S S

[rocky gale]

No ass for you

[opaque coyote]

nNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-boom-nuke-nuclear-bomb-gif-20734003

[storm jungle]

Bro got pumpkin’d 💀

[urban spire]

"i would simply grab her leg" ffs lmao

[queen laurel]

Oh they would grab her leg then she would kick with such force it snaps their bones

[urban spire]

that's not the neck angle of someone who can grab things

[queen laurel]

The people really don't realize that humans are like the bottom of the barrel for physicality in this universe compared to the other sapient factions

[daring creek]

Naaaah

Maybe I should start believing people to be as stupid as they seem

Maybe Kriegsmen are just that good at quick time events

[cinder pivot]

so you're saying indirectly there's a very high chance of death by snu snu

[urban spire]

that's a thing dark eldar do yes

[daring creek]

LMFAO

HAHAHAHHA

[storm jungle]

Fun fact the artist forgot but the implication was gonna be that hes kicked so hard in the fave his neck has twirled around and the little side of his spine would be jutting out of his throat

😭

[celest dome]

I'm sure his neck/face is already goop inside of the mask

🙏

[storm jungle]

Lmfao too true

[arctic talon]

They beat grots

And rippers

And uh

I think that’s it

Tau are as physically strong as humans

[queen laurel]

I don't count Grots as sapients

[arctic talon]

LOL

A true Ork

[queen laurel]

i mean like besides the red Gobbo and makari all of them are like background props

[celest dome]

Same apply to most human 🙃 (And Orks)

[rustic patrol]

most humans can't beat apes like orangutans, chimpanzees, gorillas, bonbos, etc. in a fist fight

not gonna change cuz we in space

[raven stone]

Morning chat

[daring creek]

I can beat a gorilla in a fight

[rustic patrol]

a fist fight not a dance battle

[lament shoal]

Does this artist only draw elves?

[celest dome]

Throwing stones is the only way to even slightly have a chance

[winged jacinth]

Some of yall haven't mastered a single anti-ape martial art and idk what you're going to do when planet of the apes happens

[lament shoal]

Make peace offerings with bananas

[rustic patrol]

return to monke

[wet sandal]

I would shoot them

Idiot

[winged jacinth]

Gorilla can tank several bullets but won't survive a single gorilla-exploding fist

[rustic patrol]

and apparently Newton's laws don't apply in this fight, because how are you surviving the gorilla exploding fist? Every action has an equal and opposite reaction

[opaque coyote]

To be honest, regular human is more like mid tier

[queen laurel]

Compared to the major superpowers they are bottom

[opaque coyote]

Since in terms of Sapient factions.

T'au are actually worse physically.

Orks and Eldar definitely aren't though.

...should I even consider the Tyranids?

[queen laurel]

Their equal is like tau

[opaque coyote]

Like there's no exact form for tyranids

So

[queen laurel]

Nah fire warriors with considerable training can keep up with a human

[opaque coyote]

Yeah but like

To keep up. If the human trained equally. The human would probably win

[queen laurel]

They're still equal in relative strength

[opaque coyote]

Actually are Kroot more athletic than a human person?

[queen laurel]

They are definitely stronger and yeah of course

[rustic patrol]

unless you're that one Fire Warrior from the game Fire Warrior

that bastard canonically used bolters, heavy bolters, and las cannons to wipe out an entire Chaos invasion solo

[queen laurel]

Remember their pilgrimage cause them to eat a lot of orks

[opaque coyote]

I mean

Khorne

[queen laurel]

So physically speaking they are keeping up with those big bastards

[opaque coyote]

Literally supported him

Just for fun

So that's more the Chaos Juice (tm)

It's some good shit

[rustic patrol]

more like they lose their ability to make FTL craft if they don't eat orks

because that's the only reason the Kroot Sphere works

[opaque coyote]

Right

Yeah I would say that Humans are lower end then

Not bottom of the barrel but definitely very close

[rustic patrol]

put them up against an air caste

I think those winged Tau have hollow bones

[opaque coyote]

At least those that are still alive

I'm pretty sure other Xenos existed that were weaker

But uh

[arctic talon]

They don’t have wings

[opaque coyote]

Humanity probably killed em all

[rustic patrol]

anymore

[opaque coyote]

Let's be fair here

[arctic talon]

They do have really undense bones though

I don’t remember if they’re hollow

[rustic patrol]

kick them once, and they're done

[opaque coyote]

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin"

• Air caste T'au

[rustic patrol]

"not that will matter much when I hit you with this Manta I'm in"

[nocturne crest]

Yeah. That is problematic today, but having someone charge with a lunge mine is oddly more acceptable.

[rustic patrol]

idk about you but I would definitely not be able to walk around with a lunge mine in public

[celest dome]

Only War allow the use of the Hunting Lance on foot

So yes

[nocturne crest]

True.

[valid needle]

Seems based enough, so could be true

[nocturne crest]

You could just say it's a pitchfork and you're a farmer.

[crystal forum]

thank you wholesome irish chemical lady

[urban spire]

wait, air caste can't have slower reaction times than humans, that just doesn't work when you're flying a fighter

[arctic talon]

They don’t

[urban spire]

do they put air caste in the big battle suits?

they definitely should

i gotta read tau novels

someone tell me which novels are
1: tau
2: good

[crystal forum]

that's the impression i got from it but yeah it could use a bit more motion blurr or something to show the impact

[storm jungle]

Yeah deffo so thats good to hear at least

[crystal forum]

it just looks like a "neck snapped" head angle

[storm jungle]

As long as the idea is clear thats good yeah lol

[near wasp]

Bros brainstem got destroyed

[arctic talon]

No, air caste are aircraft/ship pilots and navy only

[wintry cloud]

Wait this is so cool

This was a comission?

[storm jungle]

Yeah, ||cost 600$ 😭 ||

[wintry cloud]

It’s amazing. But yeah that probably hurt your pocket

Guessing drukhari are your favorite faction?

[storm jungle]

Nah I like em all, the artist just needed a big piece for exposure so I threw one of my many OCs in lol

[west pendant]

hey folks

[storm jungle]

[west pendant]

may we all bask in the light of the emperor

we humans must unite together against the xenos threat

[near wasp]

Wow

[celest dome]

Not touching that

[arctic talon]

Curse of marine company organization

[near wasp]

So last night I was talking with my roommate about world of darkness and I found out I used to play one of the white wolf games when I was younger

I legit spend along time trying to find the name of this game and I randomly stumbled on it last night

[arctic talon]

Always fun

[near wasp]

Yeah really though

[hallow plover]

Was it good?

[near wasp]

I mean I've got like serious nostalgia

But yeah It was

I'm probably gonna try and find it and replay it at some point

[hallow plover]

Always fun to stumble on obscure og xbox only games

There's always "that game" that only you played until you find someone random 10-20 years later who played it too

[near wasp]

Yeah I'm gonna have some issues finding it I think

Cause like it's not on steam like bloodlines is so I don't think I'll be able to get it easy

[hallow plover]

You can probably run it on the og xbox emulator or dolphin for the gamecube version

Unless you manage to get any of the old consoles plus the game in working condition

[crystal forum]

jesus christ dilara your artist is expensive

actually

maybe not

that's a whole ass diorama

which means dilara paid like 300$ just for the krieg soldiers

[storm jungle]

Yeah this is like RARE for me

[crystal forum]

dilara you paid money for krieg

you're a guard fan now

[storm jungle]

I paid for them because it gets more exposure

[crystal forum]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

the moment we decided on the artpiece i was like "No it has to be Krieg"

[storm jungle]

YEP

Like the comments prove it, people instantly took the bait

[crystal forum]

you're just doing it to show bare deldar ass to as many people on twitter as possible 😆

AND shit on krieg

[storm jungle]

Honestly the fact that it got even to this server means the plan worked so I'll take what i cna get

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/im-doing-my-part-serious-stare-gif-11979677

[storm jungle]

the vibes of the replies still fucking get me too

[humble shoal]

That krieger is about to get sat on

[rose thorn]

LMAO WHAT

[crystal forum]

PLEASE show some examples

[storm jungle]

Oh man theres a lot lmao hold on

[crystal forum]

cmon for the price you paid this better be projected on a film screen

[humble shoal]

Feel like a deldar wouldnt get too much fun out of krieg slaves

Fragile test tube babies and all

[rose thorn]

POV you dont read warhammer books:

[crystal forum]

they're just as fleshy and weak as any other human

[storm jungle]

Also this yeah, Krieg not feeling anything is pure propaganda, the Killteam trailer shows them screaming and actually tense/scared in specific positions and the Vraks book openly shows them running away when dealing with threats thats too much for em

[rose thorn]

lmao

[storm jungle]

also dark eldar literally mindslave and torture knight pilots 💀

WHILE THEY ARE IN THE ROBOT

[rose thorn]

"NO NO MY KRIEGSONA WOULD WHACK THAT FILTHY ELDAR WITH A SHOVEL!!!!"

[crystal forum]

middle guy is straight up into feet

[storm jungle]

REAL.

[storm jungle]

This is literally all the negative comments ngl

"Id call in artillery"

😭

[crystal forum]

bottom right guys unironically say "we" when referring to kriegers

cringe

[rose thorn]

LMAOOO

[hallow plover]

It's the shovel meme spam that did it for me

[crystal forum]

that was inevitable

[storm jungle]

It made me laugh because its just sad 😭

[rose thorn]

i am curious on these types of poeples opinions on every faction, how many of them know nothing about 40k outisde of r/grimdank

[crystal forum]

dilara you should have asked for subliminal lesbian messages on the art to make twitter go crazy

[storm jungle]

Bro for real, ill take a note for next time 🙏

[storm jungle]

Okay so memes aside its literally just

[near wasp]

Lol

[storm jungle]

Imperial art: gets tons of attention

Any xenos art: YEAH I CAN KILL THEM

[rose thorn]

[storm jungle]

users showing up to say they can solo some character in an artwork or just spewing imperium slopaganda is very much the norm

[near wasp]

I mean if I'm lucky I'd be able to kill an Ork before he got to me but knowing my luck he'd randomly blast me with dakka because he was trying to shoot somebody else

[hallow plover]

Usually my face when reading social medias warhammer comments

[rose thorn]

did you see that meme that was like trench crusade fan refusing to say why he likes trench crusade:

[near wasp]

Any other xenos I'm more than likely dead

[misty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-warhammer-40k-warhammer-horus-horus-heresy-gif-10990488926383062289

Getting great mileage out of this gif

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY this

[rocky gale]

You think she didn't?

[storm jungle]

its hilarious because before this she mostly did Halo art lol

and still kinda does tbh

[daring creek]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/750359278271070240/1161472550904266842/Occupy.gif

[rose thorn]

fate worse than death

im suprised the halo tabletop game is good

oh yeah whats everyones opinion on the new kurnothi aelf

i wonder how he lost his antlers

[queen laurel]

he cut it off to wear that stupid fyreslayer hair helmet

[near wasp]

They fell off

[rose thorn]

lmao

[celest dome]

Good looking

[rose thorn]

its so peak

[queen laurel]

it is still cool but my favorite are still the nurgle reveals

[rose thorn]

its probably some rare as piss bird

nurgle reveals are greatr

[queen laurel]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/vrmuv7xq/cough-up-the-credits-for-a-gaggle-of-hangers-on-including-a-vigilant-new-hive-watcher/

[rose thorn]

oh hey lamo

[hallow plover]

The warhammer quest models are unique to the board game right?

[rose thorn]

The nurgle ones will begetitng a seperate release

[queen laurel]

actually

[rose thorn]

holy shit nice

[queen laurel]

you can use the dark water nurgle miniatures

as part of the main line

[near wasp]

Those look great

[queen laurel]

When you want to run them in nurgle army

as for the hero characters i don't think so

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-book-fire-fire-book-his-writing-is-fire-as-a-child-i-yearned-for-the-mines-gif-7492916682126134420

[celest dome]

SLOP COMM ON AN GET YOUR SLOP

[rose thorn]

peak

this 5 box is perfect for new gaming groups

since it houses all 4 of the most important hires lol

[hallow plover]

"One fried sump rat and a large bowl of slop please"

[near wasp]

It's nettle soup it's good for the ligaments

[rose thorn]

not a fan of the dome runner

love the autodoc

and the ammojack aint bad

espeically comapred to

[rose thorn]

lmao

hes the old ammo jack adn doem runner btw

the old dome runner is fukcing sick

[celest dome]

What about Ragnir

[queen laurel]

god i love the pestigors, cankerborn, and rotswords

[celest dome]

The Rotsword and the Sloven Knight are so cool

Conceptually

[rose thorn]

cankerborn are sick i hope they stay around in MoN

an elite demon would be great

[queen laurel]

i'm a sucker for the knight aesthetic

[celest dome]

Do hope they delve as much for the other Chaos god's servants

[rose thorn]

i fucking hate the leaker everyoen is circle jerking about rn

[queen laurel]

oh yeah Blighted Templars too I love this

[rose thorn]

they are great

[celest dome]

Which one ?

[rose thorn]

boole

literally the only thing that he has said so far was leaked like a week before hand

[celest dome]

Wait so which has come true already ?

[rose thorn]

he said that was right*

[rose thorn]

darkwater

and he wasnt even right about teh cankerborn or mention the lil guys

[celest dome]

Oh so it isn't part of that that screenshot ?!

[rose thorn]

darkwater has been fully leaked in china for a month

[humble shoal]

Anyway dont test tube babies not have souls in 40k

Or is that just full clones

[celest dome]

Vat grown don't seem to have the issue that the Clones get

So probably not

[rose thorn]

depends on your religious leaders /j

[daring creek]

I mean if they didn't have souls wouldn't that be known to everyone

Blanks are not liked

[rose thorn]

nah it was an earlier screenshot

[humble shoal]

Id assumed it was part of why everyone hates kriegers (other than them being assholes)

[rose thorn]

this is the same guy who said every alliance is getting a cog fort

[celest dome]

Blanks aren't soulless and don't have the issues that the Clones get

[rose thorn]

and that they are releaasing 12 new gargants

[celest dome]

Clones don't have the Blank effect, they're just unlucky, and more prone to dying

[rose thorn]

except the Prime Specimen of the Twisted Helix

who is a cloned patriarch

[crystal forum]

is yarrick coming back?

[humble shoal]

And clonegrim

[rose thorn]

no he is just making shit up

[crystal forum]

oh

[rose thorn]

there has been so many fake leakers lately

[humble shoal]

If anyone is coming back to Armageddon that would be prophesizez

It would be Angron

[crystal forum]

why do people talk about clonegrim like he's mentioned more than like one book

[humble shoal]

Coming to get gorefather back

[humble shoal]

Because its funny (and explicitly will not return)

[rose thorn]

i coudl only find a few people who even mentioend the MoN release that wasnt attached to the dark water box

and they could be parroting other peopel

[crystal forum]

what's dark water

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/ntxnwkvq/world-championships-preview-team-up-with-your-pals-and-defend-the-everspring-in-warhammer-quest-darkwater

[humble shoal]

Water with chocky milk mix

[rose thorn]

pls read warcom

[crystal forum]

also a steam game apparently

[rose thorn]

its an aos boardgame

[crystal forum]

ooooh fantasy stuff

you gotta start with that

i dont look at fantasy stuff on community

[celest dome]

Loyalist want more Primarch-slop on their side

[rose thorn]

its like, the first thing, on the warcom page

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/l7slnanx/world-championships-preview-embrace-a-noxious-mountain-of-gifts-for-the-maggotkin-of-nurgle

[crystal forum]

awesome autogun art

slopper

he got the slop

[humble shoal]

Cant wait for the thunder warrior primarch to come back

as part of the blood pact

[rose thorn]

i fucking hate this community lmao

[humble shoal]

As a champion of malal

riding an arachnid

[humble shoal]

The worst part is there is a thunder warrior primarch, he just got his head cut off

[rose thorn]

waht fuckng youtuber is making up shit again, the ironhands are not thunder warriors

[wintry cloud]

I can’t use YouTube lore anymore unless they specifically cite what book they’re talking about

[rose thorn]

yeah lmao

[humble shoal]

... no there was a thunder warriors primarch who at the end of the unification wars

Rebelled

[rose thorn]

litearlly wahts your source lmao

this sounds like bullshit of the umph degree

[humble shoal]

Lets go find the sources in the wiki

[rose thorn]

i would tell you to check lex but the lex is in hell atm

[humble shoal]

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Thunder_Warriors

[rose thorn]

it doensst say a source lmao

[vagrant fox]

It's in the Valedor birth of the Imperium novel

[humble shoal]

Sources are on the bottom, checking the lexicanum

[rose thorn]

yeah whats teh soruce of the primarch

you have to have in page citations

omfg i hate this wiki

[vagrant fox]

Lexi isn't working for me atm but

[humble shoal]

Yeah I checked lexi, it had a source but I do not remember it

Because my first reaction was similar to yours

[rose thorn]

we live in hell

[vagrant fox]

Valdor: Birth of the Imperium

[humble shoal]

But likely a valdor book

Because valdor cut his head off

[vagrant fox]

It's just a rank that carried over to the space marine nonsense

[rose thorn]

omfg, PRIMARCH IS JUST A RANKKKKK THE WAS A PRIMARCH PRIMARCH

[humble shoal]

Yes

[celest dome]

It's like how there are Primaris Psyker and Primaris Space Marines 💀

[rose thorn]

he also wasnt THE primarch of the iron warriors

he was equivlant to a chapter master

[humble shoal]

No he was just the primarch of the 4th legion

[crystal forum]

not the same kind of primarch

[humble shoal]

Of thinder warriors

I know

[rose thorn]

its utterly misleading

[crystal forum]

thunder warrior primarchs are just commanders

[rose thorn]

you must now read day of ascension

[humble shoal]

I refuse

[rose thorn]

you will

[humble shoal]

I will only read codexes and the grey knights omnibus

[rose thorn]

you read about skitarii doing nazi style raids on poor people

you will read about admech being shitty worthless nobles

[humble shoal]

I love admech for this

Servitorship for everybody

[celest dome]

Cadian refugee arriving near Metalica 💀

[rose thorn]

Oh nvm the servator looking guy is the hive watcher

[rocky gale]

Love stories about Admech being dicks, one of mine involves a forge world ||concealing their forge world has a native population of humans to avoid paying tax on them||

[celest dome]

Oh wait it was serious

[celest dome]

One of my homebrew for Only War was a Forgeworld where only a quarter of the planet was the Forgeworld, the rest was wilderness with Tribes of Fenris style Barbarian.
And the Admech would send Skitarii in the wilderness to hunt and bring those Barbarian to work in their facilities, be made into Skitarii or Servitors, or for Vatgrowing project.
Cause the tribes don't populate fast enough, the Admech would just vat grow people, drop them in the Waste while young, they would often get adopted and then later when they're strong, adult and such they' get hunted back

The player having the option of siding with the Admech, or with a tribe that wanted to destroy the Forge World part

[tough haven]

8/10 not enough prisoner torture volcanoes

[winged jacinth]

It makes sense to me, the space marines were thunder warriors 2 and the space marine primarchs were designated as such because they were meant to fill the same rank in what's essentially an identical command structure, psychic biomancy science births aside

[tough haven]

That was peak admech

the fucking POW torture machine that ends in being thrown in a volcano

[winged jacinth]

I always read it as the primarch project having the design goal of "ultimate legion commander" and everything else about them following from that

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/luvvrouge-i-hate-minions-so-much-gif-16069637371619161448

im this girl w labubus

[tough haven]

Dont give me that bullshit about how feeding POWs to the volcano increases efficiency by some negligible amount, the amount of effort it took to do that can not be worth it, you did that because you wanted to, dont lie to yourself

[winged jacinth]

Erm, it costs money to run the incinerators

And this way you help keep the planet's blood sugar stable

[tough haven]

Its a volcano

its going to run no matter what

[winged jacinth]

Exactly

Free incinerator

More volcano info: https://youtu.be/KPTEgyE4Mfw

Games workshop meant to name the salamanders primarch volcanic jacob but the documents got smudged

[near wasp]

What the hell

We're throwing people into volcano again

[vital ginkgo]

In the recent Titus trailer he mentions having to reconquer the 500 worlds. Is this a metaphor or has ultramar been occupied by an enemy? When did this happen and by who?

[nocturne crest]

The 500 worlds is the amount of planets underneath Ultramar before the emperor came.

[rugged pendant]

It's a metaphor. Utramar lost some worlds during 10.000 years since heresy.

[nocturne crest]

Basically, just picture the UK deciding that they want all of Ireland back in the union.

[vital ginkgo]

Ah ok lol👍

I heard that and was pretty surprised and confused

[winged jacinth]

yeah he wants the collection to be complete again

[hallow saddle]

ultimate meme lore

literally one book, plot thread is rounded off nicely

[humble shoal]

Imperium secundus coming back baybe

[valid needle]

Yes. The God Emperor.

Primarch was just a name designated for legion masters back in the day.

[rocky gale]

Behold, a Dragon

[hallow plover]

Nice! Did you do the paint job?

[rocky gale]

Ye painted it for my brother's DND game

[hallow plover]

I should paint stuff more often

[rocky gale]

I'm not normally much of a painter but my bro doesn't paint at all so had to do it for him

I usually just build and get someone else to paint it

[hallow plover]

Here's my last piece done. First time I tried using contrast paints. Unsure if I will use them again. Maybe for chaff.

[rocky gale]

Oh wow

[hallow plover]

I tried doing the slap chop thing

It doesnt feel right but it's quick

[queen laurel]

Finally 36,287,000 grams of protein

[hallow plover]

Here's the boy before contrasts

[queen laurel]

He looks like he got denied chicken Nuggets and decided to morph into a horrific creature good job

[rocky gale]

That looks good enough for tabletop already

Monochrome Nurgle

[queen laurel]

The procession of the silver plague

[hallow plover]

I have a friend for him in the works. I'm using my BoNs to try stuff

(He's been collecting dust for a month now; I should finish him)

[hallow plover]

I just primed black then did heavy drybrush passes from dark grey to white to create gradients then I applied colors via constrasts. Very easy and friendly method but i'd like to improve with a more classic paint approach

I suck a layering

[wintry cloud]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/pm4r36ou/an-adventurers-guide-to-warhammer-quest-darkwater-what-is-the-jade-abbey/

Darkwater lore

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/HBigMan_/status/1987241258654241061?s=20

Hobbs 🫐 (@HBigMan_)

SCOREBOAAARD, SCOREBOAARD, AWW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACTION? I KNOW THAT MODEL, ITS IN LEGENDS
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FxTwitter · Nov 8, 2025, 7:30 PM

darkwater seems really interesting

[wintry cloud]

Such a heavy darksouls feel

I unfortunately need it

Dang it games workshop

[rose thorn]

Yesss play maggotkin or Nurgle yessssss

[hallow plover]

join ussss

[rose thorn]

If anyone is struggling to get the new kill team box, only 3 boxes were sent to each store

according to GW distributors

And only the first 500 stores that requested them got the organized play kits

[crystal forum]

peak logistics

artificial scarcity should be abolished by law

[daring creek]

But

That means less money for companies

Don't you guys want to give GW more money so they make more slop

[rose thorn]

Scalpers hurt game companies in the long term

[daring creek]

Ah

[crystal forum]

you think?

[rose thorn]

They lose more gradual income from scalpers

[crystal forum]

all their merchandise gets bought up

they dont care

[surreal nest]

I mean im not going to lie I really think GW is just stupid and doesnt plan enough

[rose thorn]

Yeah it’s probably this

Usually the big 250 boxes get sent in 3s

But this is a 100 dollar box and I Guess gw forgot

[surreal nest]

They either make not enough or way too many and then have to flood their battleforce boxes with extra kits lol

[valid needle]

Lowkey I think they are still stuck in the 2000s and haven’t realised they are mainstream now

[surreal nest]

Or have leviathan out on shelves like 2 years after launch

[rose thorn]

Scalpers don’t buy extra kits, gw makes more money on people buying their kits over time than someone buying 100 of the box and not buying anything else

The same boxes gw are making less money on

100 is an exaggeration

Like

20

[surreal nest]

Also not even to mention scalpers arent buying monthly rulebooks and shit

[rose thorn]

Yeha that too

Limited stock stuff is limited stock because gw makes less money on it lmao

Spearheads and combat patrols are the exception

[surreal nest]

Spearheads are so goated

[rose thorn]

Fr

[surreal nest]

🙏 thank you age of sigmar team

[rose thorn]

I will always defend spearheads and combat patrols even if they are bad, it’s like one of the most consumer friendly things gw does

[surreal nest]

I feel 99% of the combat patrol criticism are just the subreddits for each faction bitching because they already have the models

[rose thorn]

Yeha

[surreal nest]

Like idk but that new Tau combat patrol looks fun as fuck

[rose thorn]

The new MoN one isn’t bad if the sorcerer can take demons, if not it’s probably bait to buy a demon hero lol

[rose thorn]

Tbf you should buy a PoC if you have a chaos army

Besides skaven and hoh

[surreal nest]

Break it down for me i have no idea what MoN or PoC means

[rose thorn]

THATS A COMBAT PATROL???

[rose thorn]

Maggotkin of nurgle and prince of chaos

The Prince of chaos ror is amaizng

[surreal nest]

Theres a new MoN one??? google time!!!

[rose thorn]

Sorcerer, warcry warband, 2 nurglings, beast of nurgle

Unironically all of those are good units

[surreal nest]

its just so peak

[rose thorn]

Just not together

[surreal nest]

I love spearheads/combat patrols that are very fluffy in their composition

[rose thorn]

The khrone one is really bad lmao

And I love karanak

[surreal nest]

This one?

[wintry cloud]

Okay so im coping here
But since you stank green guys got a refresh

When are we swole red guys getting a refresh?

I want folk horror!!!

Give me folk horror wrathmongers

We got one dude (he looks cool tbh)

[rose thorn]

Yeha lol

[surreal nest]

yeah thats cheeks

[rose thorn]

Next edition

[celest dome]

Tzeentch need it the most

[rose thorn]

I do like all the units in here but that’s because I’m a dog gamer

[wintry cloud]

Is that when khul is rumored?

[wintry cloud]

Dang it that’s true

Blue guys have zero chaos warriors

[rose thorn]

Yeah, a white dwarf baiscally confirmed it

[celest dome]

But the Nurglite update show a lot of potential

[wintry cloud]

just gotta wait THREE YEARS

[rose thorn]

He’s currently in the realm of chaos getting swollen for khrone

After he became a demon prince

[wintry cloud]

Pls pls pls be half as good and scary as the nurgle release

I want the darksouls look on our guys

[rose thorn]

And all his mortal followers have been making a giant tribute to him, they are literally making a pile of skulls to heaven

[celest dome]

Tbh, I hope we get a Valkia miniature

[surreal nest]

A ton of those new maggotkin models are going into the Darkwater box right?

[wintry cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-carter-vince-carter-come-on-vince-carter-ceremony-vince-carter-crying-gif-11051221487886139800

[rose thorn]

Kinda?

[celest dome]

The Darkwater units are able to be used for the Maggotkin, not the other way around

[rose thorn]

The dark water box has their own kits of the same unit

[celest dome]

iirc

[wintry cloud]

I wanna see if she gets a crazy glowup cause festus is basically unrecognizable that model is insane

And very disgusting

[arctic talon]

Dark water box had some unique stuff

[rose thorn]

People think she might return at the end of this edition since she was binned with the old festus

[arctic talon]

Valkia is like

This or next edition

Considering she got name dropped in stuff lol

[wintry cloud]

Three years baby

[rose thorn]

It has a PoC which makes it basically worth it lmao

[wintry cloud]

Im getting darkwater its just too cool

Im inviting my friends over

[rose thorn]

I need to think on dark water

[wintry cloud]

And were playing darkest dungeon

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[surreal nest]

Have you ever played any other warhammer quest game?

they are so much fun

[wintry cloud]

I havent no!!

First time i saw one like get released

[rose thorn]

Universally pretty good

[surreal nest]

You should check out blackstone fortress its genuinely peak

[wintry cloud]

I am a heavy AoS fan tbh

[surreal nest]

but the expansions are gone

[wintry cloud]

Bet

[rose thorn]

Hell yeah

[arctic talon]

Imo BSF > Cursed city

Dark water looks better then both tho

lol

[surreal nest]

I agree

[arctic talon]

Also cursed city’s expansions sucked

[rose thorn]

Cursed city wasn’t as good for sure especially since the models didn’t have as much use

[arctic talon]

Tbh

[surreal nest]

and double agree

[wintry cloud]

This ART MAN OMG

Its so beautiful

[rose thorn]

Yeah they used normal models lol it blew

[celest dome]

Good, hope they have multiple heads.
The only part of her I somewhat dislike is her Bloodletter head

[arctic talon]

Sugmar dick chaos

[surreal nest]

I can really say that I dont really fuck with the maps for the games being on a book

Those kinda suck

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/aos-stormcast-ruination-bleak-citadel-gif-2370761777505229351

[daring creek]

I see a tensicle

[arctic talon]

I agree

[rose thorn]

I like the idea a lot

[surreal nest]

much prefer cardboard tiles like blackstone fortress

[arctic talon]

Anyways decapitate all nurglites

[rose thorn]

I hope it’s executed well

[celest dome]

Cursed City didn't work well

[arctic talon]

Sigmar says it’s right

Cursed city didn’t work well because it had awful stocking issues

No advertisement

And the expansions all sucked ass

[rose thorn]

There is like 5 in my lgs lmao

[surreal nest]

Yeah its honestly on a per basis thing. It can be done right, just havent seen it since

[wintry cloud]

So i gotta ask
The rules for quest games tend to be easy right? Assuming these are like a “invite your friends” kinda game?

I don’t have to teach them AoS 4th do i?

[surreal nest]

tbh easy but not explained well

[rose thorn]

No lol

[wintry cloud]

Thank god

[opaque coyote]

For a sec I thought of Sigmar in stockings

He would totally cosplay as Santa if he wasn't spending his time trying to keep the universe not being eaten by Chaos

[surreal nest]

your first couple combat encounters with a quest game will be pretty obnoxious

rulebooks can be somewhat vague

[rose thorn]

OH YEAH we should be getting a backwater themed soulbound book eventually

[surreal nest]

very easily graspable once you actually get the chance to experience the kind of "one off" unlikely encounters yknow?

[wintry cloud]

Hope the game has good difficulty

[surreal nest]

blackstone fortress worked with like a dice system for AI movement and attacking. Pretty awesome. You got a chart of values and you rolled a d20 to see what each enemy did

Sometimes you'd get a piece of shit traitor guardsman who took perfect cover and domed you

[opaque coyote]

From my limited experience, you'd have to explain the basics.

And also hope that people will do the right thing

In a DnD campaign, due to me not really playing a spellcaster before and choosing a bard for fun

[surreal nest]

Yeah this, Warhammer Quest is defined by the people you play with. Even more so than other board games imo

It's a campaign based game so

[opaque coyote]

I completely forgot that I had spells

Like

For the first 5 combat sessions I legitimately forgot

[wintry cloud]

Wait the most important question

How long do these go for?

[opaque coyote]

Depends on the game.

Can range from minutes to hours

[forest moat]

Insane nightlord art I found on twitter

[surreal nest]

Blackstone fortress had a clocking down timer for the overall campaign

[rose thorn]

if my family was good with boardgames id get it but they are really bad about them lol

[surreal nest]

Combat encounters aren't too long

[storm jungle]

Lmao this is that meme art

[forest moat]

He is armed and dangerous

[storm jungle]

I love it

[surreal nest]

Get tabletop simulator

[wintry cloud]

Bro im crying i love this picture it’s so freaking funny 🤣🤣🤣

[rose thorn]

i have it

[opaque coyote]

Imagine the Night Lord using a hula hoop

The arms flopping around like a skirt

[rocky gale]

First time seeing the whole art

[rose thorn]

every day i hate technology more and more

[forest moat]

I would actually empty my bowels though at the sight of this

[storm jungle]

I REALLY hope the artist wasnt thinking this was like some serious/badass artwork, its so fucking hilarious that it comes around to being ironically peak

[opaque coyote]

40k in a nutshell

[wintry cloud]

It may actually be the stupidest image in warhammer

But its so good

[opaque coyote]

"Man I love these Orks. I would totally fucking shit myself if I ever saw one IRL"

[surreal nest]

the fatass shins make me think its an attempt to be scary and mysterious

[rose thorn]

lore wise that swrod is probably from HH but i jus think it woudl be really funny if a NL ship had a really good blacksmith

[storm jungle]

If this wasnt a space marine you'd probably dome this guy the moment he tried to act tough in the head, its like that one homelander gif

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-meme-theboys-scary-gif-26675693

[opaque coyote]

My personal opinion is that it's just meant to be a design

[surreal nest]

its just so peak

[opaque coyote]

The artist definitely knew how goofy it is

But it's the spirit of Grimdark in general

So overwhelmingly dark that it loops back around

[rose thorn]

im like 60% sure its inspired by soem other character concept of some guy with a buncg of arms on his armor

[surreal nest]

the art would be a lot less goofy if it was more skin than actual whole ass arms

[opaque coyote]

"Burning down one orphanage is a tragedy. Burning down 20 million, and I'm questioning where all of those orphanages came from."

[wintry cloud]

That’s why i love the lord of skulls

It is the most stupid model ive seen someone put on the table

I laugh everytime i see the lord of skulls

So dumb

[rose thorn]

i think its weird all the skin has the same color lmao

[opaque coyote]

I think the artist understood the assignment

And decided to make something fun

[surreal nest]

i fuck with the cretins that slam a lord of skulls on the table

[rose thorn]

it makes it alot goofier than threatning

[opaque coyote]

Although this is also valid

Can't believe the night lord is racist

[wintry cloud]

Bro what IS this thing??

[opaque coyote]

Other races can be flayed too smh..

[wintry cloud]

I can’t

[surreal nest]

I didn't even think of this but yeah that makes a lot of sense as to why its really off its so uniform

[surreal nest]

the fucking pound train

[opaque coyote]

COCK CANNON

[rose thorn]

he pulls out a paint splotch thing before he skins someone

[rose thorn]

its bad dw

[surreal nest]

I wish I could say its a terrible model but its so fucking peak

its so warhammer

[rose thorn]

liek all center pieces in 40k

[wintry cloud]

It is peak i agree

[opaque coyote]

Imagine the Lord of Skulls thrusting

Everytime the cannon shoots

He keeps humping the air

[wintry cloud]

Im losing it

[surreal nest]

nobody is wanting to imagine this but you

[rose thorn]

i have no clue where its getting that blood from

[wintry cloud]

Actual tears in my eyes

[surreal nest]

I can't even tell is it like a vehicle is it a dude

what is it

[opaque coyote]

PELVIC THRUST

[wintry cloud]

Someone designed this and said “yeah this looks amazing, let’s release it”

[storm jungle]

this is the mini I show to people who are like

"40K MINIS ARE NOT TOYS!"

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/lezyhj6p/are-you-ready-for-an-extremely-warhammer-christmas

quick question

is this

a contest or osmething

or is it just a nothing posst

[opaque coyote]

Tbf

[rose thorn]

i read it like 4 times and have no clue

[opaque coyote]

They were right

It is amazing

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[wintry cloud]

I agree thats the thing

Its so stupid it looks cool

[arctic talon]

Teaser and giveaway

[arctic talon]

They’re def toys

[rose thorn]

ah okay

[arctic talon]

Anyone who says otherwise is delusional

lol

I say this owning a lot of tiny plastic toy soldiers

[opaque coyote]

Again, it's 100% intentional, Warhammer 40k at its roots. Was supposed to be a satire and still is (just lessened).

[rose thorn]

yeah getting upset at gw for selling toys being a toy company is a bit much

you can get mad for bad rules but

[wintry cloud]

I need more nonsense like it

[opaque coyote]

Agreed

[languid meadow]

A big content creator mentions the Severan Dominate in a positive light and the comments aren't "heresy" and "flamer" holy peak

[surreal nest]

its NOT a toy its GRIMDARK theres BLOOD on my model

[rose thorn]

wasnt there some guy who used real blood on his model and got kicked out of a comeptition

[wintry cloud]

Wth

Why would he do that

[surreal nest]

After the whole nazi uniform debacle I just choose to believe every single tournament story I hear

[rose thorn]

40k brainrot is too much

[wintry cloud]

Are there videos on this?

Please

[rose thorn]

probably

[opaque coyote]

...

I mean I had a nose bleed once and decided to use some of it on my painting cause I was running out of red and it happened to be the right shade.

That's probably the craziest thing I've done

[arctic talon]

No

Though I wouldn’t be surprised if it happens in the future

lol

[surreal nest]

it 100% has at least happened at a LGS

[rose thorn]

someoen in a discord was talking about how someone at his lgs believed that the emperor was speaking to him while he played. I didnt believe it until i found someone else and a post onlien saying the same thing lmao

[arctic talon]

Yeah but not at any big tournament

[arctic talon]

spain

Spanish 40K community

[rose thorn]

lmao fair

[arctic talon]

💀

Spain has a uh

Reputation

Let’s just leave it at that

I have no clue why as well

[opaque coyote]

"SQUIG ARMY OR ELSE YOU'RE A PUSSY."

• emperor

[celest dome]

Wasn't it also Spain that had the dude that painted models with his own shit ?

[wintry cloud]

I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes and you’re making it worse

[arctic talon]

That was a 4chan green text but yeah if it’s real it was in Spain

[rose thorn]

man every time i hear this story i think about how when you talk about brood brother krieg online people get really pissed about it

[rose thorn]

HASHDbshfbafyahfuyfh

[storm jungle]

You ask this but uh

there was a guy

who put the fucking ashes of his cat INSIDE A FUCKING DREADNAUGHT mini

like, i guess its cute to some but-

what the fuck lmao

[opaque coyote]

... honestly

honestly

[storm jungle]

no..........

[opaque coyote]

10/10

[storm jungle]

no

[rose thorn]

OH YEAHHH

[opaque coyote]

Lore accurate

[rose thorn]

did you see wher ea guy put his friend's ashes in a dreadnought?

his girlfriend concented to it

[arctic talon]

💀

[opaque coyote]

Bruh

[rose thorn]

and it was like a small portion of it

[opaque coyote]

...

Man people grieve weirdly

[rose thorn]

i guess they gave away his ashes ot friends and family

whihc i heard of before

[opaque coyote]

There are weirder after death rituals though

[rose thorn]

but still

[wintry cloud]

Doing it is one thing but why tell people this stuff i don’t understand.

[arctic talon]

People try to dump ashes st amusement parks

lol

[arctic talon]

They want attention

Next question

[opaque coyote]

Makes sense on some level?

If it's somewhere their friends enjoyed

[arctic talon]

Yeah and ol grandma is gona get dumped into a trash can

[rose thorn]

yeah i remember reaidng about that and htey shut down the part for like 2 days becuse it was a bio hazard

[opaque coyote]

Still fucking wild

[opaque coyote]

Okay not like that

I was thinking of lile

[arctic talon]

Park staff will do it

[rose thorn]

apparnely there is poeple online who buy urns at good will and stuff and resell them for a profit

[wintry cloud]

Spreading the rot bro

[storm jungle]

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

lmao

[arctic talon]

The fuck do you think they’re gona do with a pile of white dust

[opaque coyote]

"Top of the Ferris wheel, spread their ashes to the wind because that's their favorite ride"

Or whatever

[rose thorn]

there was pictures lmao

[arctic talon]

As much as I hate Disney they have a code for this shit lmao

Which is really funny

[rose thorn]

its nto a meme

[arctic talon]

That it happens so much they have a specific fucking code

To vacuum up someone’s ashes

And dump it in the trash

[storm jungle]

like a cat i can somewhat get

but like imagine your friend putting your ashes inside a fucking plastic toy

lmfao

[crystal forum]

the average person is more self centered than a cat

[rose thorn]

it was like 2 tabelspoons in a baggy to be fiar

[storm jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/908912109142827082/1079578526623215656/ezgif-3-af1195d740_1.gif

[rose thorn]

lmao

[opaque coyote]

Still better than like

Living with your dead family member for a week to honor their memory

Seriously Korea wtf (ik they don't do this anymore but still)

[crystal forum]

laati some people keep ashes

[rose thorn]

i just imagine someone buyign a dreadnought, strip it, paint it, then drop it and it explodes into a biohzard

[opaque coyote]

I mean their actual corpse

Btw

Not just ashes

Their dead body

[crystal forum]

teehee

[opaque coyote]

[hallow plover]

This community has weirder quirks 🤷‍♂️

[opaque coyote]

The Lead Dreadnoughts continue in spirit...

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[crystal forum]

crushes head with thighs like watermelon

[opaque coyote]

[vagrant fox]

It wasn't too long ago it was done in the west as well until megachemical funeral industry took over

[arctic talon]

The socknaught

My favorite weapon

[rose thorn]

i heard a story, with no proof, that someone had some fuck ass lead model from RT era, he accidentlaly cut himself on the model and had to go to the hospital

and got a tetanus shot

[arctic talon]

Put a pewter dread in a sock then you can beat someone to death with it

The dread will prolly survive the beating

[opaque coyote]

MY LEAD IS MY SHIELD

[crystal forum]

old dreads look like shit

primaris dreads better

eat my ass if you disagree

[rose thorn]

he speaks the truth

[arctic talon]

They need better legs

lol

The torso is fine

Imo

[rose thorn]

the primaris dreads are bascially, the exact same as the old ones lol

[arctic talon]

Nah

[rose thorn]

just bigger

[arctic talon]

The primaris ones have the beer belly

[rose thorn]

fair point

[crystal forum]

@vagrant fox FREAK

[rose thorn]

you can crack it open and have the coffin showin g

[crystal forum]

i want to crack open a boy with the cold ones

[rose thorn]

cold ones is a sick ass name

[wintry cloud]

Yeah the newer guys have legs

[vagrant fox]

https://media.tenor.com/ofonDe1Ba50AAAAj/fuckboy-emoji-lip-biting-emoji.gif

[wintry cloud]

Much better

Old dreads were stumps

[vagrant fox]

Legs aside I'm fond of the old ones

absolute peak

[crystal forum]

can't even move the arm around

dumb design

[vagrant fox]

doesn't matter it's about the aura

[arctic talon]

There’s some old art that has them with actual legs

And they look really good

[crystal forum]

your aura is just stank

take a shower

[vagrant fox]

I've gotta cultivate a straight male musk

[rose thorn]

the curse claw:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1419663976165412865/image0.gif

[spring cairn]

literally

[rose thorn]

it looks so silly lol

i am really suprised gw use dit

i guess they laughed their ass off for like 5 minutes and decided to sedn it in

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/orca-tongue-freaky-tongue-out-freak-gif-13890646100967462988

Curse claw

[wintry cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-twitch-kick-crazy-gif-4090492289322768290

[arctic talon]

Jokes aside it’s some fucked up possesed dude

So the weird tongue makes sense

[languid meadow]

it does but like

cmon

[arctic talon]

Lol

It’s funny

Shut up smh

[opaque coyote]

I feel like the thing about the old ones I like is that

It feels like a living tomb

[spring cairn]

it's way too goofy

[opaque coyote]

Well "living"

But you get the point

[arctic talon]

Also there’s alternate heads in the kit anyways

[opaque coyote]

The body is the shape of an extravagant gravestone

[arctic talon]

Don’t need to use freaky marine head

[opaque coyote]

Just given legs and arms and also a gun

[arctic talon]

If you don’t want to

[rose thorn]

zoomer hammer 40k

[arctic talon]

The kit comes with like 8 fucking heads

Or 9