#40k-lore-chat
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Like Kaelor is like, one step away from Commorragh accrding to codex
Yeah again, I'm saying like
normal
vanilla
type of shit
bruh, username is a tell
like they can bang for fun but they can't fucking bring out the torture guns
????
Sorry I'm just tweaking at the moment.
she does that like once in a while don't worry
loloL
Pardon if it was disruptive
No worries we've had weirder in the server unfortunately
all children need to have their social media accounts purged before something bad happens
sigma
murders you.
gyatt
anybody else annoyed by the existence of titus now
COOKED beyond belief.
yep.
10 billion dollars to ultramarines
20
billioon
ultramar
ytsAFEWS
YES
look on the bright side
at least 500 worlds isn't gonna be about Cato Sicarius and written by Matt Ward.
captain poopus
but if they were gonna use Titus, they should have gone whole hog and jut put in
like
Maelun Caedo
he has a taunt button
He talks a lot
idk, I like 95% of people who bought the game never finished it
Malum Caedo should be the entry point into table top 40k, 1 model worth 2k points
just put in the darktide ogryns easy
Honestly I find it funny that Malem Caedo basically got
humbled via trauma
"HOW DO YOU STAMP OUIT SOMEONE'S ARROGANCE?"
"EASY! THROW THEM IN THE WARP AND HAVE THEM BE THE ONLY SURVIVOR!!!"
i wish video game characters stayed niche special edition models
Boltgun\Caedo is much smaller than SM1-2-3\Titus
Less sense in making them into a mini
since titus literally pet a tyranid in a sm2 easter egg
oh hey i didn't know deathwatch got a new killteam
pretty much how Dorn got the IF to accept the Codex
u think he billie jean stealer..
wtf is that heavy bolter
it got the sound loudener
also i guess deathwatch just have their own mark X armor?
the helmet looks like phobos
And even then a good chunk decided to be uh
...
actually wait no
also I find it funny that black templar fans are either chill or
somebody on the Modelling team been playing that damn unity noodle game
exactly like the faction
@rustic patrol https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lXxxhdjmHCE
honestly this deathwatch killteam is kinda boring
the older one had way more individuality
just looks like slightly different primaris units
I have no idea how he managed to make that fucking growl(?)
for "And they LOOOOOOOOOOOVE THE EMPEROR"
meanwhile
look at this shit
it has a fucking bike
some of them share the same pose
which im pretty sure are also ripped directly from intercessors and heavy intercessors
titus sweep
GW just refuses to give deathwatch anything good in the primaris era
they included lamenters
because memes
they should sell these pads on their own
i hate transfer sheets
Can Space marines do backflips
Yea
Nah
Someone here is lying
DoW isn't a credible source
But tbf, there probably are some that can do one with their jetpack ms
ok but can they do it in full armor no jetpack
As dorn wanted
Pretty much how guilliman got Dorn to accept the codex grudgingly you mean.
It’s a grenade launcher
Bruh
Frag that guy
Only in DoW
I think titus is interesting for being an unorthodox ultramarine but idk why you're expecting more out of a space marine story
blocked
promoted
i could do it just fine
But you'll never be a SM 
unorthodox, more like most plot armoured Ultramarine
i mean yeah but he also does things that ultramarines arent supposed to no?
isnt that like a plot point of 2
Things that no Loyalist should do 🙃
True
Also blocked


As long as god says its okay
You can do anything
(God tells me everything I do is okay)

i want to obliterate him (sexual style)
thats what im saying!
lol deathby snusnu
Soul.
the shoulders make me lol
I just got a dumb idea for 40k weapon.
Take the beak part of the mk 6 helmet and replace with a similarly shaped missile.
I legit feel like ive seen this somewhere
So Beaky missile or missile shaped helmet ,
The beak bit of the helmet is the missile.
Not only Titus is the best character in 40k
I think he might be one of the best characters in all of fiction
Actually, I wonder if you squeeze a las-pistol into the beak of the helmet.
One second.
Oh so the helmet has a missile in the beak
You could
But it would ruin the integrity tbh
Since the beak is like that because it’s cool it’s filled with sensors
lol like an Imperial version of the Striking Scorpion mandiblaster
The beak bit is the missile.
Yarrick kinda has that lol
no no that comes from his eye this shoots from the mouth
mandi- mandibles mouth region
aw dammit i slept through a fuck capitalism conversation
like a fighter jet
tiny little radar in there
beaky activating red-nose protocol to guide his brothers through the fog
lol rudolf marine
Funny
beaky helmets were discontinued because they were vulnerable to HARM missiles
Real
Titus is literally just a shittier more boring version of Ventris
Hoping to god this campaign book introduces more flaws to him and makes him less stiff then a fucking piece of cardboard
why would a space marine not know about nulls anyway
They’re rare
Unironically
Might think they’re fake lol
Or extinct
Marines are more knowledgeable but their knowledge isn’t perfect like us
but the inquisition too though
I mean
Titus isn’t a null
If that’s what you’re saying, I’m not sure tho
My brains kinda cooked from watching league pro play in bed 💀
no he isn't, and the original plans for the space marine story was way wilder lmao
Oh
OH
those plans LOL
Idk
Maybe that chunk of the inqusition are fucking dumb
many such cases
Isn't there no case of SM Blanks
how often do SMs just get randomly marked by khorne?
Unclear
loyalists at that
But for individual traitors I’d say there’s a solid amount
Or for those going a little murder hungry it’s a lot more
traitors yeah, fair
The grey knights have some really REALLY weird pseudo blanks
But they’re not true blanks
but titus is very level headed
They’re psykers who’ve somehow “inverted “ the warp
Imo Titus is more likely to fall to tzeentch tbh
Just due to how secretive/closed off he is
what was the excuse sm2 settled on for his warp immunity again? was his brain just very muscular?
They're made though, not born as such
He’s built different
Closer to the Exorcist
Yeah
Is there even an excuse given ?
Titus for Chaos Ascended 
Better than Abadon
negative psy rating is how nulls operate in the first place i thought
They’re not true blanks, they just have an unsettling/calming effect on the warp around them and are fucked up to daemons
or has that lore been scrombled
They are yeah
It’s an “anti soul”
Is GW’s new standpoint as of 8e/9e
Rather then lack of a soul
i like that better honestly
Was lack of soul stated in lore though ?
A culexus assassin having a slight existential crisis when he’s in the pariah nexus was funny
GW called them soulless pretty consistently
Guys question from me
what? is that allowed?
But now the soulless is only said in universe
what is the best form of pistol for a rogue trader to use thats fitting for most combat scenarios?
I assume a plasma pistol but hmm
But that was from "inworld" from people that didn't really know better
Archeotech pistol
For more mundane stuff
Think weirder
there's those over fancy laslock pistols
Laslock Pistol
Lmao I DIDNT SAY IT LIKE THAT
LOL
Belasco Duelling Pistols
a digital weapon for a subtle RT
For common imperial stuff a plasma pistol for sure
If you want xenos stuff
Tau Pulse pistol
did they ever retcon tau reaction times being shit? cause that was kinda stupid
Eyo
Are tau pulse pistols actually that good
they are just more concentrated plasma right
and safer to use
I would also say Needle Guns, and Grav guns
Only downside for it compared to a bolt pistol
Is less damage to tissue
Bcs it doesn’t fucking explode
yeah i think ill give him two pulse pistols, just very modified with imperial slop to not look like alien tech
its funny because hes a RT from Ultramar, like has the "U" on his clothes/armor and shit

peak hypocrite
LOL
But imo tau pulse pistols are super underrated as a sidearm for rogue traders
Because they aren’t as destructive ig
But they’re good for someone who isn’t a professional soldier lol
Yeah i literally know only 1 material from 40k where an Inquisitor literally says "this shit is peak"
The whole point is like
because someone literally asks him WHY hes using one
"the emperor said i could fuck around without finding out!"
Cawl likes tau pulse pistols in a codex entry lmao
But the point with a pulse pistol lore wise for the tau empire is could give a pulse pistol to some water caste diplomat so they can protect themselves if a firefight breaks out
I forgor
I’m ngl im sorry

My brain is
rn
water caste seems like a miserable position
well its a caste, not a position, but w/e
in 40k at least
But some of the other jobs are data processing and shit
Or artists
Water caste are also cultural stuff like performers and such propaganda
diplomat irl is pretty cushy
water caste green berets
Average water caste “diplomat” who can name a bunch of imperial worlds with random photos
(Not my art )
i like the tau, appreciate that kind of tainted idealism
the pheromone control seems so unnecessary, let the tau just be weirdoes on their own
It’s not canon
Well
oh good
The tau don’t use pheromones that way rather
lol
It’s for communication/social stuff
The stuff from liber xenology saying it’s mind control was a random magos’s best guess
And the magos may or may not have been replaced by a necron
And the inqusitor was a traitor
what's the tau relationship with craftworld eldar anyway
Depends on craftworld
Beil-tan it’s really bad
Ulthwe it’s good
Saim-Hann it’s not good
That’s all we got
huh
In fairness, who has good relations with Biel-Tan
They haven’t interacted with any other
No one 💀
Not even the other craftworlds
fair, not like there's a lot of tau
lol
Ulthwe helps the tau out quite a bit in a few instances
Beil-tan does beil-tan things
And the tau hate them for it
what are beil-tan things
Mass genocide
lol
They want to cleanse the galaxy of filth so the eldar empire can be rightfully reborn under their rule
oh, hating them for that seems natural
And by filth
I mean literally anything not eldar
And the drukhari will get rounded up and “dealt with”
And the other craftworlds will be “reeducated”
they are described as the eldar imperium for a reason
Anyways they used to kind of be chill with Iyanden
oh yeah they are absolutely insane
They’re literally a military junta LOL
They’re ruled by one specific autarch elected by other exarchs and autarchs given absolute power
Beil-tan exist to give the eldar a reason to be genocidal assholes in random things
Or to show up and be villainous for no reason other then the love of the game
y do the non-marines stuff for 30k lwky the coolest part of it
those skitaris looking swaged out
they have better guard and better mechanicus now
Our first official look at Zaahen
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So that's the bird person thingy ?
Yea
The Bird person was his Ascended form before becoming a Darkin
We've seen 4 forms for him now, his pre Ascended form where he was still a person, his ascended bird form, his Darkin form and now this is his Darkin form inhabiting a Demacian construct
I imagine his Ascended bird form will be a skin
So my beakie missile idea might have been inspired by a plane that I just got reminded by.
Biel-Tan has done literally nothing wrong
Biel Tan is incredibly based
had their worldship shattered and they are still keeping up the genocide game
Didn't they recently have a split between people who want to keep genociding everyone that isn't Eldar and those that want to genocide everyone who isn't Eldar even harder
LMAO
Yea so some left vowing to continue their current traditions while those that remained got even more fanatical
departing to join the ynnari" bro there is no ynnari 😭
Yea turns out if you don't do anything to establish the new faction, then leave them in limbo for 6 years without any new releases they kinda lose traction
Remember when GW made a single unit for the Scions and then thought they'd done enough to establish them as their own subfaction
GW will pay for this one day
Regret looking at warhammer social media
That's your first mistake
Wtf is this
What did they do to my world enders
He's too white idk I really liked the darker grey that had in him on the cinematic
The Cinematic was his Darkin form
This is his Demacian Construct form
oh yeah here's his concept art
idk I'm starting to think they might not put him in the statue now
damn thats sexy
considering the worlds reveal had Xin dying in front of thousands
Yea I think that's the twist, he's going to release Xin and possess the statue instead
But obviously the leak spoiled that twist
Because the one shown in game is clearly not how he looks in the cinematic
Wouldn't surprise me if he got his different forms as skins though
People would pay big for his Ascended bird form
me I would
I want bird
we have 2 bird champs and one is crusty asf
his gameplay designer worked on Ivern, Ornn, Sylas, Samira, Fiddlesticks, Renata Glasc, Milio, and Aurora
@rocky gale his bio in the client
league splash art is really distinct
new toplaner and its just swagless Aatrox
his narrative designer worked on varus so that's cool
Xolaani still not being in the game is a sin
Does that include dark eldar?
Yes
Swagless?
im talking about the gameplay i dont care for how he looks
the only thing from oldtrox he has is the revive really
fuck how i miss old Aatrox
his 3 main abilities are xin zhao
EXTREME gyatt power
I wish he was a bit darker on the rift but I like his design narratively
anyway can someone give me a lore dump on who the fuck this guy is
the voice lines are better too
keeps most of Xins complexation to honor is sacrifice
og Aatrox was depressed
now he's depressed and insane
i love old Aatrox but whenever i see someone praise his old lore and voice lines claiming they're better i just, nah.
which btw
he's still depressed
just more mad
He was one of the Ascended warriors of Shurima, when they got corrupted by their war with the Void it drove them insane and they started to become the Darkin, Zaahen was also affected by it but fought alongside the humans to seal away all of the other Darkin and then when it was finished allowed himself to be sealed away so that he too would not threaten the world if he succumbed to the madness.
that also a time when the darkin were fucking aliens😭
actually is it ever confirmed there is aliens in LoL? Lmao
i know theres Warp daemons
i think 
the aliens are the players cuz they're creatures
based
well if you count the void
What do you count like, Cho'gath and kha'zix as?
But LeBlanc tried used the Demon Atakhan to try and use the weapon Zaahen was sealed inside of but Xin Zhao sacrificed himself and allowed Zaahen to possess his body so that he could defeat the Demon and save Yunara.
wonder how they'd work in the cosmic storyline seeing as their reach extends to the cosmos

Ironically good lore dump thanks
The cinematic is pretty cool if you've not seen it, it's done by Fortiche
LeBlanc is what my black french friend calls me
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Yea
alright i still hate riot games, but this character looks cool
should i peek?
yeah a lot of the cinematics now are done by fortiche now
speaking as an outsider
however
as long as you don't play it
nothing will top still here
i do love league lore tbh
Yeah its great
darkin are my favorit concept
its like Age of Sigmar basically tbh
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just on one planet lol
dont worry, i did see this awesome piece
last thing i saw was bite marks after arcane ended
vocals blew me away
I like bite marks but still here takes it for me
true
awaken betta
TRUE
it has jhin trolling in it
I wish wolf was as cool in game as he was in the cinematic
4th shot wouldnt have done shit anyway camille would just tank it and kill jhin in 2 autos
they're never going to rework kindred
nah
and zillian will still have his crusty ass model
shyvana finally getting her VGU is awesome
finally making her buff
instead of a twig
why'd they give jhin the worst legendary in the game wtf
im just seeing this
Jihn is now one of those champs
where he cant go 3 patches without a skin
so he's starting to get stinkers
they gave him the best legendary to be fair
but wtf
this sucks
doesnt even sound like him lol
should listen to the LoR voice for him
not baddddd
it's not bad but like it's not Jhin
Watching Xin Zhao die just makes me think, "Damn it should have been Yasuo" not because it would be more thematic, I'd just like it if they removed him from the game
mythmaker? or did I miss one
all part of leblanc's plan i see
the new darkin gives me lucifer vibes in design
Quinton Flynn is not a voice you can easily replace
really cool
they already killed him in a "possible future" once his ass is free from the chair for now
I like arcana a bit
so thats like actually xin zhao? Is he gone?
does this affect the game or something
no
arcana looks great
considering Ambessa is fucking dead
true true
forgot about all that yeah
he's been locked in the goon dungeon since his launch
this character is very cool (I am very biased for demons in any setting)
the next season is apparently based off of Demacia
can't wait to see shyvana and Jarvan in fortiches style
the ultramar of league
Was surprised by how Yunara looks in Fortiche style
if only she played as well as she looked lmfaoooo
she's worse than jhin rn
I've never touched her
the only ADCs I play are Jhin, Samira, and Varus
and it's still my least played role
me neither im on u.gg since i was thinking of playing it once
Think that's more because most people have no clue how to play her
And build her wrong
ADC players when the character requires more than just pressing right click
Like a good Yunara player is rare but frightening
yeah honestly suprised people don't play her as often
might have to take that back mate Draven is in the game
and he's doing good rn
I joke I joke shes cute 
epic win
most of the dravens I've seen this season have been in arena only
unless its my friend playing him
because he's a high skill ceiling champ
you need to play good micro and macro to be good with draven
but yes Zaahen
I'll try him out since he isn't banished to support
and since he plays like Xin a bit he might be playable in the jungle while also being a top laner
Leblanc
whats her goal again? She wants to take down swain if i remember
her overall goal is the prevention of Mordekaiser from returning
how did i forget that lmao
but short term is dealing with swain
since he doesn't like the black rose and is killing her members whenever he finds them
that's what bite marks is about at least Kats segment
awesome, noxus has become one of my favorite regions due to all of this
but I do think Leblancs goal during this season was to find a weapon to kill demons which Zaahen can do
or at least info about that
she removed atakhan who is still bound to morde
and now she can kill Raum who is swains demonhand
labubu's goal
Battleforce time
I forgot there was a Krieg Battleforce
Because of course they got one
Ay fucking yo
21st
BOOOOOO
send her ass to whatsapp
despite being a 250 dollar scam his human form skin has banger music
This makes me feel better though
Never tire of Krieg getting stomped
big toe
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@storm jungle How am I not surprised 
Indeed
honorary white scar chapter master
I had to censor it so that it did not offend the eyes of the good folks of lorechat
imo skin themes peaked with Dark Cosmic Jhin
I wonder if Warhammer Twitter went off on Dilara's latest comm
No horni for you
The official login screen for Dark Cosmic Jhin.
Let me cook

dunno what's stopping rito from making more champs as good as Jhin, his kit is 1 to 1 with what you'd imagine him to play like
Me and the artist added a bait caption so Kriegtards would also comment on the artwork too
helps with traction on twitter lmao
"catch her by the leg"
bro the only thing you are catching is a knife to the brain 💀
💀
dude thats what my friend told me seeing those too 
"Krieg fans are literally those kids at the playground who pull the I HAD A SECRET FORCEFIELD SO I DONT DIE AND KILL YOU INSTEAD trick whenever they get their ass munched"
Of fucking course
Cant completely blame them tbf, as 40k kinda encourages this kinda way of looking at the universe
This guys been studying his primer
Lmao literally
Yeah again its really nothing to me so i dont mind it lol
Also the fact the image contains zero shovels, yet they still have to mention them
Its funny to watch tbh
100% lol
its terminal brainrot, theres no saving it 😔
Dilara exists to start shit with idiots
They've got one personality trait
dumbass?
Shovel memes
same thing
I should take a photo with my gasmask one of these days
I wonder if I got a entrenching tool
I need a please be patient I'm special hat though to complete my krieg cosplay.
an entrenching tool is a perfectly valid weapon in a pinch, but i wouldd pick a club axe or sword over it everytime
Honestly I'd prefer a good club
as do the DKOK
Use a piston head as the topper
You don't get the power of a shovel
Kriegsmen would like
Dig her grave!!!
Why not using a spear
Spears have basically no downside if you know how to use them
In a 1x1 tho
Spears are the best weapon
But they don't always work well in trenches
yeah
and fire
Their rifles have bayonets, which is a spear in principle
yup
the very first bayonets where literally just spear heads you shoved in the barrel
ofc the guns of that time where like 14 foot long so you just made them into pikes lol
The fun thing about bayonets is that currently their function is as a fear factor
As people are less likely to try to disarm you in melee if you have it
yeah
She doesn't exist in 40k
they also ofc give you the advantage of reach in hand to hand
I mean orks won't shoot a spear user
That would be cowardice
Not glorious wahhh
doubt
They usually have explosive tips
(and the blade is laser so it doesn't get stuck)
Those are the anti armor ones
But those are made for suicidal engagement
If you are a rich person like a rogue trader or an Inquisitor yes
why would a normal imperial trooper have one lol
i just want a spear in darktide damn it
Don't inquisitors sometimes fight with the imperial troops
Let's just say Ur inquisitor died
And you stole it
Also they would because its funny
orks dont give a shit about "honorable combat"
Inquistors don't fight with people outside there retinue because those troops usually kill or leave inquisitorsbto die
It depends but yeah
they largely ever deploy next to huge battle groups unless its their own warbands
A smart inquistor has there underlings to the hard work
Anyways if you part of the imperial troops you most likely didn't had a choice over the gun you use
They just gave you a gun and said do this mission
If your an officer or a high up you might be able to choose that your issued to an extent but yeah
How about the inquisitor Katarina greyfax
She gets whatever the fuck she wants because she's a queen
Also the only story I've heard with her was fall of cadia and she was deployed with her retinue
Mind you in that same book another inquisitor was "shot by a heretic sharpshooter"
cadias stakes were also astronomical
True
They will shoot an spear user
Literally their most basic infantry carries around a pistol and a melee weapon they will shoot you before charging you because it's funny 
"shoot" is a strong word, they'll fire blindly in a general direction while charging because the noise is fun
But Sah, there's no karking ammo loaded into the magazine..
Commissar: But there's a bayonet, right? 
Good times
I can hear the Warrrrrgh by staring at this gif
Physically manifested in real time
i meant shooting by pulling the trigger not aiming
Good
https://x.com/EvacTouch/status/1987035223209476208 Wait this is kinda rad
Wish the chainsword was a bit more gnarly though
holy shit
i never realised theres literally no melee rubrics???
fuck, the bolter ones brainwashed my image of them lmao
Yeah rubrics almost never melee strangely enough
I think only the terminators can actively go down that role
Yeah and i dont really count the termies since they are duo-weapons
with 1 range and 1 melee
Its a weirdly missed oppurtunity for a bunch of automata that protect their sorcerer's life with their body
Yeah agreed lol, very weird
Imagine having a wall of these marching up
Or having the inferno bolter ones just behind the shielded ones to fire off from cover
I wonder what sort of melee weapons fit rubrics, as well as the style of shields
honestly anything from their 30k counterparts would work
What if some of the shields were just discs of Tzeench but molded into a shield?
so likely some solo khopesh or khopesh/shield combos
Which you would think they would use more because like these guys are perfect melee warriors they literally feel nothing and they are basically robots
I wasnt being funny about the disc of Tzeench shield comment, I think that'd be really rad for an "honour guard" sort of rubric; ones that, in their limited sentience, were able so serve their masters greatly and were rewarded with better daemonic shit
Maybe even gifted slightly more awareness and independence I dunno
You'd think so, but I think GW wanted to focus more on the ranged combat/edge rather than the melee portion, which is rather unique but still odd
Fuck I still want unique helbrutes for tsons
I recall seeing art of a Helbrute with a book theme, the head was a ghostly blue coming out of a book in the middle of the body
That shit was awesome
well the termies have a kopesh looking sword
Yeah they do, but we were more focusing on the rubrics themselves rather than the terminators
something like that would fit them i think
Oh my bad I read my own comment wrong LMAO
Yeah I agree
Or hell, something like a small kopish knife or bayonet would be nifty
We’ve rubrics with melee weapons in some codex entries iirc
In model?
so i just learned the single biggest piece of fictional content in all of battletech, GM made a working engine
Guy's who's more Egyptiancore, necrons or tsons
Yeah, a bunch of car companies make battlemechs
I think necrons are
yeah necrons
Tsons have some of the look down but its not their main focus in terms of fantasy
yeah
they are mainly about the sorcery and Egypt since literally the bronze age has had a heavy association with magic
hince the overlap
Necrons imo
Tsons are more fantasy egyptianslop as a legion
So is Warhammer+ worth it for the animated shows ?
Ehhh kinda?
the release is abysmally slow
but for a new fan id recommend it, pay for 2 months and watch all you can then leave
Here's a fun question. Does anyone think they could fix Ahriman?
No because hes literally cursed by a literal god
So that god can fix him then
Get through to him about letting the rubric cure go.
Aren't they all
Surely anyone could be a bigger cunt than the gods.

No girlboss-ing?
I want games workshop to create female space Marines
Just so I could see the fandom reaction
Its gonna probably happe neventually lol
Yeah most likely
Unironic meltdown, then people will stop giving much of a shit
Like femstodes are only brought up occasionally now
Yeah it will probably last like 2-3 months
because it IS a huge change
but then everyone will go back to "Eh okay"
I just do not want to hear the wave of "woke" or "DEI" man, I cannot do it anymore....

I personally think space marines should be the only male-oriented sub faction in 40k, but its generally whatever
Im not gonna shit myself if they do try female space marines
I want to hear that it will never not be hilarious to listen to people complain about DEI
we got the 30k female custodes update first so prepare for that first lol
will need to get some popcorn when it happens
its gona be quite the clownshow
The codex Astartes does not support this
I'm mixed regarding the whole thing. I personally don't want them to add female space marines, but only really because I don't see why it would be necessary. But if they did I would want them at the very least to find a creative way to fit them into the lore instead of being lazy about it
Female primarchs after the female space marines?
I can find a lore explanation, the emperor had a hidden daughter
The emperor was a woman this whole time
Omg
The chaos gods were actually goddesses this whole time too
R. Gullimom.
I actually know nothing about the Tau
Gullimum.
Same, only bits and bobs
okay so TECHNICALLY
The EMperor himself says he has no "proper form"
like if he wishes he can be a "warrior queen"
and just polymorph himself
which is very funny
He chooses to be a tall jacked turk
^
Horus heresy Netflix adaptation please
so what you are saying is, the k-pop emperoress from TTS could happen
Okay, but why though? I know Emperor is a cool mysterious character, but why does he not have a true form?
Fuck no lol
I think I’d rather chew glass
💀
Fuck yeah, Horus heresy in the style of an Indian sitcom drama
With dramatic pauses
will it also take like 20 years to finish?
YEAH
All psychological, people know what kinda figure they gotta follow so he kinda presents himself as like a Conan-esque figure
aka big bronze skinned brunette man
its very greek hero-esque
... Over the millennia, he has worn many masks, each suitable to the task at hand. His mind, his greatest gift, allows him significant flexibility in such things. He has appeared as male or female, or neither, as child or elder, peasant or king, magician or fool. He has been an entire cartomantic arcana, for the Master of Mankind is also a master of disguise...
Conan is peak masculinity
so gay
Mmm I see I see
malcs and the emperor got up to some freaky things this is true canon
He's supposed to be darkly tanned and black haired yea
whitewashed just like the emperor 😔
well Arnold only got the role because of pumping iron, a body builder documentary he stared in
What about a sister of battle show, but it's like Xena: Warrior princess?
I love Xena
Something something I want to see a hwite man so I see a hwite man, post uncle ruckus
only if they keep the gay romance angle
I wish I could be a space marine
I want to go and fight xenos in a badass suit of armour
But I got to wake up at 6 am and go to work instead
Smh
unironically braver and more dangerous than anything space marines do
they don't have the copyright
GW pushed their luck too hard and lost it, along with imperial guard, eldar, things of this nature
at least iirc
its a good thing they dont own the term
the trademark is good enough
for what like a race horse lol?
if there's already a race horse called that and its one of the "protected" names
you can't
Sure.
otherwise yeah sure why the fuck not
Damn.
if its a pet then who gives a shit
What about Merrus Fanus?
cue the epic iron hands edit
buddy, you can name a race horse fucking anything https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orb_(horse)
you can NEVER re-use a racehorse name
it MUST be new
horse names started getting weird in the 1900s, they show no signs of stopping
name your horse Astartes
prolly already taken for a race horse
its a good horse name tho
considering Astarte was a goddess of war/fertility
and Astarte is very close to Astartes, so they might not let you name the horse that
Adeptus Astarte.
i'm pretty fond of potoooooooo
what about buttstallion?
that has to be taken
borderlands 2
2
there's a race horse called Sumomomomomomomomo
either way, fuck those games are unfunny
So that means there will be a race horse called 6 7
what were they?
borderlands 3 had the exact same type of humor as 1 and 2, people hated it because they're not 14 anymore
type might be the same but what about the writing?
But I still enjoy borderlands 1 and 2 humour
I never liked the humour because I was always very adult ☝️ 🤓
and im not 14 anymore, sadly
it's good for what it is, it aint for me though
never played a cod
you missing out
nah
insane gif
very powerful gif
if you ever want to play a cod campaign, just play the original call of duty 4
its probably the best one
actually you could play the remastered version of cod 4
that kinda arcadey shooter with the modern military aesthetic is just so unappealing to me
contrary to popular belief, call of duty wasnt always about being a male powerfantasy military masturbatory fever dream
eh it's always been very masturbatory
the classic call of duty games are a lot more humble
if you play the old ww2 ones, they aint about you being the biggest badass
don't actually remember if i played the ww2 ones
its about you being one of the many and working together to surpass impossible odds
OMG
didn't one of them have you play a red army soldier and raise the soviet flag over berlin
fantastic image
very cheap
nah but the last ww2 shooter i played was medal of honor rising sun lmao
with the same value/more points wise
fucking weird
but whatever
I'm not complaining
wait, i did play battlefield 5, that sucked
I miss ww2 shooters
i really, really don't
they tried a couple years ago, with bf5 and uh, they did a ww2 cod again right?
the modern ww2 cod played it too safe
they gave you the same shit that they always give in ww2 shooters
i do like a videogame about killing nazis
wolfenstein is right there
the only wolfensteins I played was the 3d one and return to castle wolfenstein
TNC is too
idk fast?
it feels like its trying to be doom 2016
but the enemies have hitscan weapons lol
i don't feel very strongly about it, that kinda shooter loses me pretty fast
i take back what I said about a resurgence of world war 2 shooters
steam has 864 ww2 shooters already wtf
lmao
well they aint all shooters, but they are all about ww2


