#40k-lore-chat

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rustic patrol
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Like Kaelor is like, one step away from Commorragh accrding to codex

opaque coyote
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normal

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vanilla

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type of shit

rustic patrol
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bruh, username is a tell

opaque coyote
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like they can bang for fun but they can't fucking bring out the torture guns

daring creek
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e

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I had a discord account for 7 years

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dude

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what the fuck is going on.

rustic patrol
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????

daring creek
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Sorry I'm just tweaking at the moment.

queen laurel
rustic patrol
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loloL

daring creek
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Pardon if it was disruptive

queen laurel
daring creek
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all children need to have their social media accounts purged before something bad happens

daring creek
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murders you.

opaque coyote
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skidibi

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ohio

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rizzler

rustic patrol
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gyatt

opaque coyote
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jokes aside

as somebody who has made mistakes when I was 12

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yeah

crystal forum
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anybody else annoyed by the existence of titus now

daring creek
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I

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had this

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fucking account since I was 13

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sweet jesus.

daring creek
opaque coyote
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Missus's digital footprint coming back to haunt her:

daring creek
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yep.

crystal forum
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10 billion dollars to ultramarines

opaque coyote
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billioon

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ultramar

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ytsAFEWS

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YES

daring creek
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My life.

rustic patrol
crystal forum
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true

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titus might even be given a personality

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crazy idea i know

daring creek
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captain poopus

rustic patrol
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but if they were gonna use Titus, they should have gone whole hog and jut put in

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like

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Maelun Caedo

crystal forum
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does he have any dialogue

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in the game

rustic patrol
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he has a taunt button

wind hornet
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He talks a lot

crystal forum
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idk, I like 95% of people who bought the game never finished it

wind hornet
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Malum Caedo should be the entry point into table top 40k, 1 model worth 2k points

rustic patrol
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but at least Maelum Caedo could actually get back the 500worlds

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by himself

crystal forum
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just put in the darktide ogryns easy

opaque coyote
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humbled via trauma

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"HOW DO YOU STAMP OUIT SOMEONE'S ARROGANCE?"

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"EASY! THROW THEM IN THE WARP AND HAVE THEM BE THE ONLY SURVIVOR!!!"

crystal forum
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i wish video game characters stayed niche special edition models

opaque coyote
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bro literally had to get PTSD just to be less annoying

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💀

celest dome
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Boltgun\Caedo is much smaller than SM1-2-3\Titus

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Less sense in making them into a mini

daring creek
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since titus literally pet a tyranid in a sm2 easter egg

crystal forum
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oh hey i didn't know deathwatch got a new killteam

rustic patrol
daring creek
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u think he billie jean stealer..

crystal forum
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wtf is that heavy bolter

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it got the sound loudener

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also i guess deathwatch just have their own mark X armor?

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the helmet looks like phobos

opaque coyote
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...

crystal forum
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actually wait no

opaque coyote
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Weird even for SMs

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Black Templar moment

crystal forum
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it's just phobos for one guy

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and one has gravis

opaque coyote
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also I find it funny that black templar fans are either chill or

rustic patrol
crystal forum
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honestly this deathwatch killteam is kinda boring

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the older one had way more individuality

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just looks like slightly different primaris units

opaque coyote
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for "And they LOOOOOOOOOOOVE THE EMPEROR"

crystal forum
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meanwhile

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look at this shit

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it has a fucking bike

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some of them share the same pose

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which im pretty sure are also ripped directly from intercessors and heavy intercessors

celest cedar
crystal forum
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GW just refuses to give deathwatch anything good in the primaris era

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they included lamenters

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because memes

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they should sell these pads on their own

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i hate transfer sheets

daring creek
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Can Space marines do backflips

lament shoal
storm jungle
daring creek
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Someone here is lying

celest dome
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DoW isn't a credible source

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But tbf, there probably are some that can do one with their jetpack ms

daring creek
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ok but can they do it in full armor no jetpack

valid needle
valid needle
valid needle
crystal forum
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nah it's a frag cannon

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try again

valid needle
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Bruh

storm jungle
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Frag that guy

celest dome
valid needle
surreal nest
crystal forum
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blocked

surreal nest
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promoted

surreal nest
celest dome
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But you'll never be a SM staregryn

celest dome
surreal nest
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isnt that like a plot point of 2

celest dome
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Things that no Loyalist should do 🙃

surreal nest
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True

daring creek
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peacemaker episode 7

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fucking YAY

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HELL YEAH BOY

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YAY.

misty vector
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Good show good show

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I want this twink obliterated

storm jungle
daring creek
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As long as god says its okay

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You can do anything

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(God tells me everything I do is okay)

crystal forum
misty vector
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thats what im saying!

rustic patrol
nocturne crest
nocturne crest
rustic patrol
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the shoulders make me lol

nocturne crest
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I just got a dumb idea for 40k weapon.

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Take the beak part of the mk 6 helmet and replace with a similarly shaped missile.

storm jungle
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I legit feel like ive seen this somewhere

celest dome
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So Beaky missile or missile shaped helmet ,

nocturne crest
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The beak bit of the helmet is the missile.

west pendant
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Not only Titus is the best character in 40k

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I think he might be one of the best characters in all of fiction

nocturne crest
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Actually, I wonder if you squeeze a las-pistol into the beak of the helmet.

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One second.

celest dome
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Oh so the helmet has a missile in the beak

arctic talon
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But it would ruin the integrity tbh

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Since the beak is like that because it’s cool it’s filled with sensors

rustic patrol
nocturne crest
arctic talon
rustic patrol
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no no that comes from his eye this shoots from the mouth

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mandi- mandibles mouth region

urban spire
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aw dammit i slept through a fuck capitalism conversation

urban spire
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tiny little radar in there

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beaky activating red-nose protocol to guide his brothers through the fog

rustic patrol
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lol rudolf marine

arctic talon
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Funny

urban spire
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beaky helmets were discontinued because they were vulnerable to HARM missiles

arctic talon
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I’ve been watching League world finals all night

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💀

arctic talon
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Titus is literally just a shittier more boring version of Ventris

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Hoping to god this campaign book introduces more flaws to him and makes him less stiff then a fucking piece of cardboard

urban spire
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why would a space marine not know about nulls anyway

arctic talon
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They’re rare

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Unironically

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Might think they’re fake lol

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Or extinct

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Marines are more knowledgeable but their knowledge isn’t perfect like us

urban spire
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but the inquisition too though

arctic talon
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I mean

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Titus isn’t a null

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If that’s what you’re saying, I’m not sure tho

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My brains kinda cooked from watching league pro play in bed 💀

urban spire
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no he isn't, and the original plans for the space marine story was way wilder lmao

arctic talon
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Oh

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OH

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those plans LOL

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Idk

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Maybe that chunk of the inqusition are fucking dumb

urban spire
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many such cases

celest dome
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Isn't there no case of SM Blanks

urban spire
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how often do SMs just get randomly marked by khorne?

arctic talon
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Unclear

urban spire
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loyalists at that

arctic talon
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But for individual traitors I’d say there’s a solid amount

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Or for those going a little murder hungry it’s a lot more

urban spire
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traitors yeah, fair

arctic talon
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But they’re not true blanks

urban spire
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but titus is very level headed

arctic talon
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They’re psykers who’ve somehow “inverted “ the warp

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Imo Titus is more likely to fall to tzeentch tbh

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Just due to how secretive/closed off he is

urban spire
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what was the excuse sm2 settled on for his warp immunity again? was his brain just very muscular?

celest dome
celest dome
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Closer to the Exorcist

arctic talon
celest dome
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Is there even an excuse given ?

celest dome
arctic talon
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Some sort of weird process involving their soul they’re still psykers

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Is the thing

celest dome
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Better than Abadon

urban spire
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negative psy rating is how nulls operate in the first place i thought

arctic talon
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They’re not true blanks, they just have an unsettling/calming effect on the warp around them and are fucked up to daemons

urban spire
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or has that lore been scrombled

arctic talon
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It’s an “anti soul”

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Is GW’s new standpoint as of 8e/9e

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Rather then lack of a soul

urban spire
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i like that better honestly

celest dome
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Was lack of soul stated in lore though ?

arctic talon
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A culexus assassin having a slight existential crisis when he’s in the pariah nexus was funny

arctic talon
storm jungle
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Guys question from me

urban spire
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what? is that allowed?

arctic talon
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But now the soulless is only said in universe

storm jungle
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what is the best form of pistol for a rogue trader to use thats fitting for most combat scenarios?

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I assume a plasma pistol but hmm

celest dome
arctic talon
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For more mundane stuff

storm jungle
arctic talon
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Think weirder

urban spire
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there's those over fancy laslock pistols

celest dome
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Laslock Pistol

storm jungle
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Yeah guess ill do a plasma and laspistol

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thanks for nothing Elite you suck

arctic talon
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Smh

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I thought you wanted weird shit

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Smh

storm jungle
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Lmao I DIDNT SAY IT LIKE THAT

arctic talon
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LOL

celest dome
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Belasco Duelling Pistols

urban spire
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a digital weapon for a subtle RT

arctic talon
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For common imperial stuff a plasma pistol for sure

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If you want xenos stuff

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Tau Pulse pistol

urban spire
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did they ever retcon tau reaction times being shit? cause that was kinda stupid

arctic talon
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Sorta

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They just have slower/steadier hands eye stuff and reaction

storm jungle
storm jungle
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they are just more concentrated plasma right

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and safer to use

arctic talon
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They’re like a bolt pistol but safe and low recoil

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lol

storm jungle
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Based.

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okay it sdecided

celest dome
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I would also say Needle Guns, and Grav guns

arctic talon
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Only downside for it compared to a bolt pistol

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Is less damage to tissue

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Bcs it doesn’t fucking explode

storm jungle
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yeah i think ill give him two pulse pistols, just very modified with imperial slop to not look like alien tech

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its funny because hes a RT from Ultramar, like has the "U" on his clothes/armor and shit

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peak hypocrite

arctic talon
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LOL

urban spire
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very normal rogue trader

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hey they have permission

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literally from the emperor

arctic talon
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But imo tau pulse pistols are super underrated as a sidearm for rogue traders

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Because they aren’t as destructive ig

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But they’re good for someone who isn’t a professional soldier lol

storm jungle
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Yeah i literally know only 1 material from 40k where an Inquisitor literally says "this shit is peak"

arctic talon
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The whole point is like

storm jungle
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because someone literally asks him WHY hes using one

urban spire
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"the emperor said i could fuck around without finding out!"

arctic talon
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Cawl likes tau pulse pistols in a codex entry lmao

storm jungle
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lmao really

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i might put that on their lexi page, where is it

arctic talon
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But the point with a pulse pistol lore wise for the tau empire is could give a pulse pistol to some water caste diplomat so they can protect themselves if a firefight breaks out

arctic talon
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I’m ngl im sorry

storm jungle
arctic talon
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My brain is warhammer rn

urban spire
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water caste seems like a miserable position

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well its a caste, not a position, but w/e

arctic talon
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Well

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Diplomat sucks as a role

urban spire
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in 40k at least

arctic talon
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But some of the other jobs are data processing and shit

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Or artists

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Water caste are also cultural stuff like performers and such propaganda

urban spire
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diplomat irl is pretty cushy

arctic talon
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Also the other water caste thing

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Being part of the CIA

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💀

urban spire
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water caste green berets

arctic talon
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Average water caste “diplomat” who can name a bunch of imperial worlds with random photos

(Not my art )

urban spire
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i like the tau, appreciate that kind of tainted idealism

arctic talon
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It’s fun

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It’s also fun seeing lower ranking ethereals question stuff

urban spire
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the pheromone control seems so unnecessary, let the tau just be weirdoes on their own

urban spire
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oh good

arctic talon
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The tau don’t use pheromones that way rather

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lol

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It’s for communication/social stuff

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The stuff from liber xenology saying it’s mind control was a random magos’s best guess

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And the magos may or may not have been replaced by a necron

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And the inqusitor was a traitor

urban spire
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what's the tau relationship with craftworld eldar anyway

arctic talon
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Depends on craftworld

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Beil-tan it’s really bad

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Ulthwe it’s good

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Saim-Hann it’s not good

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That’s all we got

urban spire
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huh

celest dome
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In fairness, who has good relations with Biel-Tan

arctic talon
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They haven’t interacted with any other

arctic talon
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Not even the other craftworlds

urban spire
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fair, not like there's a lot of tau

arctic talon
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lol

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Ulthwe helps the tau out quite a bit in a few instances

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Beil-tan does beil-tan things

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And the tau hate them for it

urban spire
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what are beil-tan things

arctic talon
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Mass genocide

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lol

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They want to cleanse the galaxy of filth so the eldar empire can be rightfully reborn under their rule

urban spire
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oh, hating them for that seems natural

arctic talon
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And by filth

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I mean literally anything not eldar

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And the drukhari will get rounded up and “dealt with”

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And the other craftworlds will be “reeducated”

queen laurel
urban spire
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holy shit ok

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not subtle are they

arctic talon
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Anyways they used to kind of be chill with Iyanden

queen laurel
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oh yeah they are absolutely insane

arctic talon
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They’re ruled by one specific autarch elected by other exarchs and autarchs given absolute power

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Beil-tan exist to give the eldar a reason to be genocidal assholes in random things

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Or to show up and be villainous for no reason other then the love of the game

spring cairn
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y do the non-marines stuff for 30k lwky the coolest part of it

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those skitaris looking swaged out

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they have better guard and better mechanicus now

rocky gale
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Our first official look at Zaahen

celest dome
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So that's the bird person thingy ?

rocky gale
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Yea

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The Bird person was his Ascended form before becoming a Darkin

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We've seen 4 forms for him now, his pre Ascended form where he was still a person, his ascended bird form, his Darkin form and now this is his Darkin form inhabiting a Demacian construct

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I imagine his Ascended bird form will be a skin

nocturne crest
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So my beakie missile idea might have been inspired by a plane that I just got reminded by.

vagrant fox
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Biel-Tan has done literally nothing wrong

storm jungle
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Biel Tan is incredibly based

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had their worldship shattered and they are still keeping up the genocide game

rocky gale
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Didn't they recently have a split between people who want to keep genociding everyone that isn't Eldar and those that want to genocide everyone who isn't Eldar even harder

storm jungle
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LMAO

rocky gale
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Yea so some left vowing to continue their current traditions while those that remained got even more fanatical

storm jungle
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departing to join the ynnari" bro there is no ynnari 😭

rocky gale
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Yea turns out if you don't do anything to establish the new faction, then leave them in limbo for 6 years without any new releases they kinda lose traction

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Remember when GW made a single unit for the Scions and then thought they'd done enough to establish them as their own subfaction

vagrant fox
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GW will pay for this one day

median star
rose thorn
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Regret looking at warhammer social media

near wasp
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That's your first mistake

remote wadi
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What did they do to my world enders

languid meadow
near wasp
rocky gale
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This is his Demacian Construct form

languid meadow
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oh yeah here's his concept art

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idk I'm starting to think they might not put him in the statue now

storm jungle
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damn thats sexy

languid meadow
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considering the worlds reveal had Xin dying in front of thousands

rocky gale
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Yea I think that's the twist, he's going to release Xin and possess the statue instead

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But obviously the leak spoiled that twist

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Because the one shown in game is clearly not how he looks in the cinematic

languid meadow
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we'll see tmr since he'll be on the pbe

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if he'll have a bio

rocky gale
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Wouldn't surprise me if he got his different forms as skins though

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People would pay big for his Ascended bird form

languid meadow
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me I would

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I want bird

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we have 2 bird champs and one is crusty asf

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his gameplay designer worked on Ivern, Ornn, Sylas, Samira, Fiddlesticks, Renata Glasc, Milio, and Aurora

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@rocky gale his bio in the client

prime seal
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new toplaner and its just swagless Aatrox

languid meadow
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his narrative designer worked on varus so that's cool

prime seal
nocturne crest
rocky gale
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Yes

storm jungle
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Mainly humans

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but anyone who threatens Maiden Worlds also enters that so lol

prime seal
languid meadow
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the only thing from oldtrox he has is the revive really

prime seal
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fuck how i miss old Aatrox

languid meadow
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his 3 main abilities are xin zhao

prime seal
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the rework is still good

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but its a different champion

storm jungle
languid meadow
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I wish he was a bit darker on the rift but I like his design narratively

storm jungle
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anyway can someone give me a lore dump on who the fuck this guy is

prime seal
languid meadow
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keeps most of Xins complexation to honor is sacrifice

prime seal
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og Aatrox was depressed

languid meadow
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now he's depressed and insane

storm jungle
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also along with why this man looks like a Hades character

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not that its a bad thing staregryn

prime seal
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which btw

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he's still depressed

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just more mad

rocky gale
# storm jungle anyway can someone give me a lore dump on who the fuck this guy is

He was one of the Ascended warriors of Shurima, when they got corrupted by their war with the Void it drove them insane and they started to become the Darkin, Zaahen was also affected by it but fought alongside the humans to seal away all of the other Darkin and then when it was finished allowed himself to be sealed away so that he too would not threaten the world if he succumbed to the madness.

storm jungle
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🤨

languid meadow
storm jungle
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actually is it ever confirmed there is aliens in LoL? Lmao

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i know theres Warp daemons

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i think staregryn

spring cairn
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the aliens are the players cuz they're creatures

storm jungle
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based

languid meadow
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well if you count the void

hollow lantern
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What do you count like, Cho'gath and kha'zix as?

rocky gale
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But LeBlanc tried used the Demon Atakhan to try and use the weapon Zaahen was sealed inside of but Xin Zhao sacrificed himself and allowed Zaahen to possess his body so that he could defeat the Demon and save Yunara.

prime seal
storm jungle
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Ironically good lore dump thanks

rocky gale
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The cinematic is pretty cool if you've not seen it, it's done by Fortiche

storm jungle
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Yeah ill take a look now, I love their stuff

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its the Arcane guys right?

spring cairn
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LeBlanc is what my black french friend calls me

rocky gale
storm jungle
rocky gale
wintry cloud
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should i peek?

languid meadow
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yeah a lot of the cinematics now are done by fortiche now

storm jungle
languid meadow
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however

storm jungle
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LoL lore is peak

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just never play the games

prime seal
languid meadow
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nothing will top still here

wintry cloud
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i do love league lore tbh

storm jungle
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Yeah its great

wintry cloud
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darkin are my favorit concept

storm jungle
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its like Age of Sigmar basically tbh

languid meadow
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storm jungle
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just on one planet lol

wintry cloud
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last thing i saw was bite marks after arcane ended

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vocals blew me away

languid meadow
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I like bite marks but still here takes it for me

wintry cloud
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true

wintry cloud
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TRUE

prime seal
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it has jhin trolling in it

storm jungle
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Awaken awaken awaken my mimir

languid meadow
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I wish wolf was as cool in game as he was in the cinematic

prime seal
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4th shot wouldnt have done shit anyway camille would just tank it and kill jhin in 2 autos

prime seal
languid meadow
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never say never

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in a decade

prime seal
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nah

languid meadow
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and zillian will still have his crusty ass model

languid meadow
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shyvana finally getting her VGU is awesome

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finally making her buff

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instead of a twig

prime seal
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im just seeing this

languid meadow
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Jihn is now one of those champs

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where he cant go 3 patches without a skin

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so he's starting to get stinkers

prime seal
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they gave him the best legendary to be fair

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but wtf

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this sucks

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doesnt even sound like him lol

languid meadow
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should listen to the LoR voice for him

prime seal
languid meadow
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it's not bad but like it's not Jhin

rocky gale
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Watching Xin Zhao die just makes me think, "Damn it should have been Yasuo" not because it would be more thematic, I'd just like it if they removed him from the game

languid meadow
wintry cloud
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the new darkin gives me lucifer vibes in design

prime seal
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Quinton Flynn is not a voice you can easily replace

wintry cloud
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really cool

prime seal
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he then got arcana

languid meadow
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I like arcana a bit

wintry cloud
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so thats like actually xin zhao? Is he gone?

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does this affect the game or something

languid meadow
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no

prime seal
languid meadow
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considering Ambessa is fucking dead

wintry cloud
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true true

languid meadow
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Viktor and Jayce are missing

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also Viego

wintry cloud
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forgot about all that yeah

languid meadow
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he's been locked in the goon dungeon since his launch

wintry cloud
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this character is very cool (I am very biased for demons in any setting)

languid meadow
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the next season is apparently based off of Demacia

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can't wait to see shyvana and Jarvan in fortiches style

rocky gale
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Was surprised by how Yunara looks in Fortiche style

languid meadow
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looks way better

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also how her ult was portrayed is cool

rocky gale
storm jungle
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average e-girl......

languid meadow
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fortiche does the characters well design wise

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besides warwick

prime seal
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she's worse than jhin rn

languid meadow
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I've never touched her

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the only ADCs I play are Jhin, Samira, and Varus

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and it's still my least played role

prime seal
rocky gale
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Think that's more because most people have no clue how to play her

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And build her wrong

languid meadow
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ADC players when the character requires more than just pressing right click

rocky gale
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Like a good Yunara player is rare but frightening

languid meadow
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yeah honestly suprised people don't play her as often

prime seal
languid meadow
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two right clicks

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attack

prime seal
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and he's doing good rn

languid meadow
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then move to circle

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win

prime seal
languid meadow
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most of the dravens I've seen this season have been in arena only

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unless its my friend playing him

prime seal
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you need to play good micro and macro to be good with draven

languid meadow
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but yes Zaahen

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I'll try him out since he isn't banished to support

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and since he plays like Xin a bit he might be playable in the jungle while also being a top laner

wintry cloud
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Leblanc
whats her goal again? She wants to take down swain if i remember

languid meadow
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her overall goal is the prevention of Mordekaiser from returning

wintry cloud
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how did i forget that lmao

languid meadow
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but short term is dealing with swain

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since he doesn't like the black rose and is killing her members whenever he finds them

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that's what bite marks is about at least Kats segment

wintry cloud
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awesome, noxus has become one of my favorite regions due to all of this

languid meadow
#

but I do think Leblancs goal during this season was to find a weapon to kill demons which Zaahen can do

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or at least info about that

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she removed atakhan who is still bound to morde

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and now she can kill Raum who is swains demonhand

hallow saddle
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labubu's goal

rocky gale
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Battleforce time

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I forgot there was a Krieg Battleforce

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Because of course they got one

hallow saddle
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i actually like the marines one 💀

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already got 3 redemptors tho

near wasp
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Ay fucking yo

hallow saddle
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oh is it out

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noice

near wasp
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21st

languid meadow
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despite being a 250 dollar scam his human form skin has banger music

rocky gale
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Never tire of Krieg getting stomped

languid meadow
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big toe

celest dome
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@storm jungle How am I not surprised KEKW_ogryn

rocky gale
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Indeed

prime seal
rocky gale
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I had to censor it so that it did not offend the eyes of the good folks of lorechat

prime seal
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imo skin themes peaked with Dark Cosmic Jhin

outer wave
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I wonder if Warhammer Twitter went off on Dilara's latest comm

prime seal
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dunno what's stopping rito from making more champs as good as Jhin, his kit is 1 to 1 with what you'd imagine him to play like

storm jungle
#

helps with traction on twitter lmao

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"catch her by the leg"

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bro the only thing you are catching is a knife to the brain 💀

celest dome
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💀

storm jungle
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crying and vomiting

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😭

outer wave
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Epitome of doing imaginary playground fights

storm jungle
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dude thats what my friend told me seeing those too KEKW_ogryn

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"Krieg fans are literally those kids at the playground who pull the I HAD A SECRET FORCEFIELD SO I DONT DIE AND KILL YOU INSTEAD trick whenever they get their ass munched"

outer wave
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Of fucking course

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Cant completely blame them tbf, as 40k kinda encourages this kinda way of looking at the universe

rocky gale
storm jungle
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Lmao literally

storm jungle
rocky gale
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Also the fact the image contains zero shovels, yet they still have to mention them

outer wave
storm jungle
#

100% lol

storm jungle
near wasp
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Dilara exists to start shit with idiots

wintry cloud
#

Cant be that hard

storm jungle
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its bleak...

rocky gale
plush mason
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dumbass?

rocky gale
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Shovel memes

plush mason
#

same thing

near wasp
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I should take a photo with my gasmask one of these days

plush mason
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i love the DKOK i just hate their fans

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and the memes

near wasp
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I wonder if I got a entrenching tool

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I need a please be patient I'm special hat though to complete my krieg cosplay.

plush mason
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an entrenching tool is a perfectly valid weapon in a pinch, but i wouldd pick a club axe or sword over it everytime

near wasp
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Honestly I'd prefer a good club

plush mason
#

as do the DKOK

near wasp
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Use a piston head as the topper

daring creek
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Kriegsmen would like

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Dig her grave!!!

remote wadi
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Why not using a spear

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Spears have basically no downside if you know how to use them

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In a 1x1 tho

near wasp
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Spears are the best weapon

plush mason
#

facts

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the king of all weapons

near wasp
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But they don't always work well in trenches

plush mason
#

yeah

remote wadi
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Ok in trenches you use gas

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(sorry Geneva)

plush mason
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and fire

rocky gale
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Their rifles have bayonets, which is a spear in principle

plush mason
#

yup

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the very first bayonets where literally just spear heads you shoved in the barrel

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ofc the guns of that time where like 14 foot long so you just made them into pikes lol

remote wadi
#

The fun thing about bayonets is that currently their function is as a fear factor

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As people are less likely to try to disarm you in melee if you have it

plush mason
#

yeah

near wasp
plush mason
plush mason
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if it comes to that

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and allow you to use the literal club that is the gun stock

remote wadi
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That would be cowardice

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Not glorious wahhh

wintry cloud
remote wadi
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Also In 40k you prolly would have a magnetic spear

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Aka you throw and get it back

near wasp
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They usually have explosive tips

remote wadi
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(and the blade is laser so it doesn't get stuck)

remote wadi
#

But those are made for suicidal engagement

storm jungle
#

why would a normal imperial trooper have one lol

plush mason
#

i just want a spear in darktide damn it

remote wadi
#

Don't inquisitors sometimes fight with the imperial troops

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Let's just say Ur inquisitor died

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And you stole it

storm jungle
#

orks dont give a shit about "honorable combat"

near wasp
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Inquistors don't fight with people outside there retinue because those troops usually kill or leave inquisitorsbto die

storm jungle
#

It depends but yeah

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they largely ever deploy next to huge battle groups unless its their own warbands

near wasp
#

A smart inquistor has there underlings to the hard work

remote wadi
#

Anyways if you part of the imperial troops you most likely didn't had a choice over the gun you use

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They just gave you a gun and said do this mission

near wasp
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If your an officer or a high up you might be able to choose that your issued to an extent but yeah

remote wadi
near wasp
#

She gets whatever the fuck she wants because she's a queen

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Also the only story I've heard with her was fall of cadia and she was deployed with her retinue

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Mind you in that same book another inquisitor was "shot by a heretic sharpshooter"

wintry cloud
#

cadias stakes were also astronomical

near wasp
#

True

queen laurel
queen laurel
tough haven
dire loom
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Commissar: But there's a bayonet, right? Smug

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Good times

dire loom
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Physically manifested in real time

queen laurel
outer wave
#

Wish the chainsword was a bit more gnarly though

storm jungle
#

holy shit

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i never realised theres literally no melee rubrics???

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fuck, the bolter ones brainwashed my image of them lmao

outer wave
#

Yeah rubrics almost never melee strangely enough

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I think only the terminators can actively go down that role

storm jungle
#

Yeah and i dont really count the termies since they are duo-weapons

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with 1 range and 1 melee

outer wave
#

Its a weirdly missed oppurtunity for a bunch of automata that protect their sorcerer's life with their body

storm jungle
#

Yeah agreed lol, very weird

outer wave
#

Imagine having a wall of these marching up

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Or having the inferno bolter ones just behind the shielded ones to fire off from cover

#

I wonder what sort of melee weapons fit rubrics, as well as the style of shields

storm jungle
#

honestly anything from their 30k counterparts would work

outer wave
#

What if some of the shields were just discs of Tzeench but molded into a shield?

storm jungle
#

so likely some solo khopesh or khopesh/shield combos

queen laurel
outer wave
#

I wasnt being funny about the disc of Tzeench shield comment, I think that'd be really rad for an "honour guard" sort of rubric; ones that, in their limited sentience, were able so serve their masters greatly and were rewarded with better daemonic shit

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Maybe even gifted slightly more awareness and independence I dunno

outer wave
#

Fuck I still want unique helbrutes for tsons

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I recall seeing art of a Helbrute with a book theme, the head was a ghostly blue coming out of a book in the middle of the body

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That shit was awesome

plush mason
outer wave
#

Yeah they do, but we were more focusing on the rubrics themselves rather than the terminators

plush mason
#

something like that would fit them i think

outer wave
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Oh my bad I read my own comment wrong LMAO

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Yeah I agree

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Or hell, something like a small kopish knife or bayonet would be nifty

arctic talon
#

We’ve rubrics with melee weapons in some codex entries iirc

outer wave
#

In model?

plush mason
#

so i just learned the single biggest piece of fictional content in all of battletech, GM made a working engine

lament shoal
#

Guy's who's more Egyptiancore, necrons or tsons

outer wave
#

I think necrons are

plush mason
#

yeah necrons

outer wave
#

Tsons have some of the look down but its not their main focus in terms of fantasy

plush mason
#

yeah

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they are mainly about the sorcery and Egypt since literally the bronze age has had a heavy association with magic

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hince the overlap

arctic talon
west pendant
#

So is Warhammer+ worth it for the animated shows ?

storm jungle
#

Ehhh kinda?

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the release is abysmally slow

#

but for a new fan id recommend it, pay for 2 months and watch all you can then leave

nocturne crest
#

Here's a fun question. Does anyone think they could fix Ahriman?

storm jungle
#

No because hes literally cursed by a literal god

west pendant
#

So that god can fix him then

nocturne crest
#

Get through to him about letting the rubric cure go.

storm jungle
#

One problem

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Tzeentch is a cunt

west pendant
#

Aren't they all

nocturne crest
#

Surely anyone could be a bigger cunt than the gods.

storm jungle
nocturne crest
#

No girlboss-ing?

west pendant
#

I want games workshop to create female space Marines

#

Just so I could see the fandom reaction

storm jungle
#

Its gonna probably happe neventually lol

west pendant
#

Yeah most likely

storm jungle
#

im glad we are of the same opinion, I just wanna see chaos

outer wave
#

Unironic meltdown, then people will stop giving much of a shit

storm jungle
#

^

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it will be EXACTLY same as the custodians

outer wave
#

Like femstodes are only brought up occasionally now

storm jungle
#

Yeah it will probably last like 2-3 months

#

because it IS a huge change

#

but then everyone will go back to "Eh okay"

#

I just do not want to hear the wave of "woke" or "DEI" man, I cannot do it anymore....

outer wave
#

I personally think space marines should be the only male-oriented sub faction in 40k, but its generally whatever

#

Im not gonna shit myself if they do try female space marines

west pendant
#

I want to hear that it will never not be hilarious to listen to people complain about DEI

storm jungle
#

we got the 30k female custodes update first so prepare for that first lol

plush mason
#

its gona be quite the clownshow

west pendant
#

The codex Astartes does not support this

lament shoal
#

I'm mixed regarding the whole thing. I personally don't want them to add female space marines, but only really because I don't see why it would be necessary. But if they did I would want them at the very least to find a creative way to fit them into the lore instead of being lazy about it

nocturne crest
#

Female primarchs after the female space marines?

west pendant
#

I can find a lore explanation, the emperor had a hidden daughter

outer wave
#

The emperor was a woman this whole time

west pendant
#

Omg

outer wave
#

The chaos gods were actually goddesses this whole time too

nocturne crest
#

R. Gullimom.

outer wave
#

Tau? Race of blue women

#

Orks? Women

west pendant
#

I actually know nothing about the Tau

nocturne crest
#

Gullimum.

outer wave
storm jungle
#

The EMperor himself says he has no "proper form"

#

like if he wishes he can be a "warrior queen"

#

and just polymorph himself

#

which is very funny

lament shoal
#

He chooses to be a tall jacked turk

storm jungle
#

^

arctic talon
#

Well

#

He was Anatolian

#

He likely has some like

#

Attachment to that

west pendant
#

Horus heresy Netflix adaptation please

plush mason
#

so what you are saying is, the k-pop emperoress from TTS could happen

outer wave
arctic talon
#

I think I’d rather chew glass

#

💀

west pendant
#

Fuck yeah, Horus heresy in the style of an Indian sitcom drama

#

With dramatic pauses

plush mason
nocturne crest
#

This is the scene where Gulliman kills the word bearers:

west pendant
#

YEAH

storm jungle
#

aka big bronze skinned brunette man

#

its very greek hero-esque

vagrant fox
#

... Over the millennia, he has worn many masks, each suitable to the task at hand. His mind, his greatest gift, allows him significant flexibility in such things. He has appeared as male or female, or neither, as child or elder, peasant or king, magician or fool. He has been an entire cartomantic arcana, for the Master of Mankind is also a master of disguise...

west pendant
#

Conan is peak masculinity

vagrant fox
#

so gay

outer wave
#

Mmm I see I see

vagrant fox
#

malcs and the emperor got up to some freaky things this is true canon

lament shoal
#

There's a chance emps could've been a big titty goth girl at some point

plush mason
#

iirc Conan in the books has black hair

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like pitch black

vagrant fox
#

He's supposed to be darkly tanned and black haired yea

#

whitewashed just like the emperor 😔

arctic talon
#

The emperors skin color changes based on how the contracted GW artist is feeling

#

💀

plush mason
#

well Arnold only got the role because of pumping iron, a body builder documentary he stared in

nocturne crest
west pendant
#

I love Xena

vagrant fox
plush mason
nocturne crest
#

Sure.

#

Does that mean it has to have a SM as the hercules?

west pendant
#

I wish I could be a space marine

#

I want to go and fight xenos in a badass suit of armour

#

But I got to wake up at 6 am and go to work instead

#

Smh

storm jungle
plush mason
#

facts

#

SMs are a 13 year old boy's idea of adulthood

nocturne crest
#

I wonder if GW would let me give the name "Space Marine" to a race horse.

urban spire
#

they don't have the copyright

#

GW pushed their luck too hard and lost it, along with imperial guard, eldar, things of this nature

#

at least iirc

prime seal
#

the trademark is good enough

arctic talon
#

if there's already a race horse called that and its one of the "protected" names

#

you can't

nocturne crest
#

Sure.

arctic talon
#

otherwise yeah sure why the fuck not

nocturne crest
#

Damn.

arctic talon
#

if its a pet then who gives a shit

nocturne crest
#

What about Merrus Fanus?

prime seal
urban spire
prime seal
#

idk whats up with that

arctic talon
#

horse names always get

#

funny

urban spire
#

you can NEVER re-use a racehorse name

#

it MUST be new

#

horse names started getting weird in the 1900s, they show no signs of stopping

west pendant
#

name your horse Astartes

arctic talon
#

Skibbidi Rizz is a real American horse rn

#

lol

arctic talon
west pendant
#

its a good horse name tho

arctic talon
#

considering Astarte was a goddess of war/fertility

#

and Astarte is very close to Astartes, so they might not let you name the horse that

west pendant
#

well I gotta go read the expanse

#

see ya folks

nocturne crest
#

Adeptus Astarte.

urban spire
#

i'm pretty fond of potoooooooo

west pendant
#

what about buttstallion?

prime seal
#

that has to be taken

urban spire
#

(pot-eight-os)

#

buttstallion is from uh

#

borderlands 3 right

west pendant
#

borderlands 2

prime seal
#

2

arctic talon
#

there's a race horse called Sumomomomomomomomo

urban spire
#

either way, fuck those games are unfunny

prime seal
#

^^ doesnt know ball

#

1 and 2 are great

#

dunno about 4

west pendant
#

1 and 2 are really good

#

didnt play 3 or 4

nocturne crest
west pendant
#

what were they?

urban spire
#

borderlands 3 had the exact same type of humor as 1 and 2, people hated it because they're not 14 anymore

west pendant
#

I cant speak about borderlands 3 tbh

#

never played it

wind hornet
#

type might be the same but what about the writing?

west pendant
#

But I still enjoy borderlands 1 and 2 humour

vagrant fox
#

I never liked the humour because I was always very adult ☝️ 🤓

west pendant
#

and im not 14 anymore, sadly

spring cairn
#

the humour i don't really care for it tbh

#

i just think the gameplay is ass

urban spire
#

it's good for what it is, it aint for me though

west pendant
#

black ops 7 is coming out

#

im excited for the campaign

urban spire
#

never played a cod

west pendant
#

you missing out

urban spire
#

nah

spring cairn
#

very powerful gif

west pendant
#

if you ever want to play a cod campaign, just play the original call of duty 4

#

its probably the best one

west pendant
#

actually you could play the remastered version of cod 4

urban spire
#

that kinda arcadey shooter with the modern military aesthetic is just so unappealing to me

west pendant
#

contrary to popular belief, call of duty wasnt always about being a male powerfantasy military masturbatory fever dream

urban spire
#

eh it's always been very masturbatory

west pendant
#

the classic call of duty games are a lot more humble

#

if you play the old ww2 ones, they aint about you being the biggest badass

urban spire
#

don't actually remember if i played the ww2 ones

west pendant
#

its about you being one of the many and working together to surpass impossible odds

west pendant
#

OMG

urban spire
#

didn't one of them have you play a red army soldier and raise the soviet flag over berlin

west pendant
#

world at war

#

which was super bad imo

#

its where call of duty started to be stupid

urban spire
#

fantastic image

west pendant
#

very cheap

arctic talon
#

cheaper then last year(somehow)

#

lol

urban spire
#

nah but the last ww2 shooter i played was medal of honor rising sun lmao

arctic talon
#

with the same value/more points wise

#

fucking weird

#

but whatever

#

I'm not complaining

urban spire
#

wait, i did play battlefield 5, that sucked

west pendant
#

I miss ww2 shooters

urban spire
#

i really, really don't

west pendant
#

nowadays its all about modern warfare shit

#

ww2 shooters need a resurgence

urban spire
#

they tried a couple years ago, with bf5 and uh, they did a ww2 cod again right?

west pendant
#

the modern ww2 cod played it too safe

#

they gave you the same shit that they always give in ww2 shooters

urban spire
#

i do like a videogame about killing nazis

west pendant
#

wolfenstein is right there

urban spire
#

and i played those

#

most of them

arctic talon
#

Wolfenstien 1 plays better then 2

#

tbh

#

for the modern ones

west pendant
#

the only wolfensteins I played was the 3d one and return to castle wolfenstein

arctic talon
#

TNC is too

#

idk fast?

#

it feels like its trying to be doom 2016

#

but the enemies have hitscan weapons lol

urban spire
#

i don't feel very strongly about it, that kinda shooter loses me pretty fast

west pendant
#

i take back what I said about a resurgence of world war 2 shooters

#

steam has 864 ww2 shooters already wtf

urban spire
#

lmao

west pendant
#

well they aint all shooters, but they are all about ww2