#40k-lore-chat

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lament shoal
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And most of the time space marines aren't those types

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Which is fine

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It fits the lore

rustic patrol
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unless you want to join the Pretty Marines

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or pre-Heresy EC if you want something canon

near wasp
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If you want hot Marines look at the blood angels

rustic patrol
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Counter Point Dante wears a mask for a reason

near wasp
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He's still beautiful

lament shoal
coral granite
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Yes I would like to make a new group like that we will wear pink armor while dancing on heretics corpses

lament shoal
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Maid marines

rustic patrol
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That's what the Pretty Marines do

lament shoal
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You'd probably like them

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Fanmade homebrew

coral granite
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Ew you got blood on my recently buffed armor I will kill you more

rustic patrol
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that's an EC vibe

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or "you got blood on my armour, now I have to put all of yours on it to match the colours!"

lament shoal
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Also Titus isn't even ugly, all things considered

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plush mason
rustic patrol
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i dunno why, but his face gives me AI art vibes

maybe because it's so generic

lament shoal
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Most space marines look generic lol

rose thorn
plush mason
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from the deformed brickheaded royal marines mockeries of oldhammer to the stoic and heroic dudes of today

rustic patrol
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(insert Cato Sicarius stepping on a Tau women begging for her life)

west pendant
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Titus can be played by henry cavill

rustic patrol
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no

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Mark Strong

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his original VA

plush mason
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the 3rd game has to include his cape now

west pendant
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he has that receding hairline goin

plush mason
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which is funny

rustic patrol
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besides, we know Cavil is a Custodes player

west pendant
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in the 3rd game we better not play as titus

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his arcs done

rustic patrol
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no, now he needs to fall to Chaos

lament shoal
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They wouldn't do that

rustic patrol
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if he doesn't we know the capitalists have got him

plush mason
lament shoal
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Besides he literally can't fall to chaos

west pendant
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That would be the exact opposite of what space marine 2 tried to do with him

lament shoal
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His will is that strong

plush mason
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the ending of 2's campaign was literally just a set up for 3

coral granite
west pendant
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I want space marine 3 to focus on other factions

lament shoal
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If Titus had the potential to fall to chaos he would've done so ages ago

rustic patrol
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that was the original plot of SM1

Titus's resistance and everyone's suspicion of him would drive him to fall to Chaos.

He had an Arthas run planned out for him.

west pendant
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I dont know anything about the other space marines and the ultramarines are kind of generic

rustic patrol
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That's why he's such a free thinker in SM1.

plush mason
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especially because Saber themselves have confirmed no narrative dlcs for 2 and they are starting to work on 3

lament shoal
west pendant
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is there more?

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does he have like books

rustic patrol
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idk, story so far is "kill shit"

west pendant
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I saw his secret level short

lament shoal
west pendant
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no

lament shoal
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He's captain again and he got a new model

west pendant
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that secret level cinematic was a banger

rustic patrol
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That's just the campaign book

lament shoal
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And his own campaign on tabletop

coral granite
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How pathetic would the emperor feel if his own creation of space marines became a god before him

plush mason
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and his own mini

rustic patrol
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it was good, but it's not exactly expanding his story

lament shoal
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New titus

rose thorn
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i really liek the opportunity his kit gives

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with him and his lackies

rustic patrol
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modellers for SM3 are going to cry trying to get the cape in

rose thorn
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you can do alot of your own oc stuff

west pendant
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Ok so he a captain again, nice but that dont mean he needs another arc

rustic patrol
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yes, to make more money

west pendant
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he regained the trust of the ultramarines, calgar himself was impressed by titus

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so what else is there to do?

rustic patrol
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and Titus has never really had an arc

he has not changed at all since SM1

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like, zero personality growth

west pendant
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you could potentially make him fall to chaos, but that would make his development so far pointless

lament shoal
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He doesn't need to tbh

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He's fine as is

rustic patrol
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what development?

plush mason
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3 will ether be in his campaign to retake the 500 worlds or serve as the bridge between the end of 2 and the campaign book

west pendant
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he is different from sm 1

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like dont get me wrong this isnt some peak literature character work

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but it is there

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they did an arc for him

lament shoal
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That's true

west pendant
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and I personally liked it, it was fine

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I did grow attached to titus as a character

lament shoal
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Yeah

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He's one of my favorite named characters lol

west pendant
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I genuinely like him, its probably the only character I like so far in the whole 40k universe, since I dont know anyone else lmao

plush mason
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3 has been confirmed and i cant see them not having Titus be the PC in it

west pendant
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3 has been confirmed?

plush mason
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yup

rustic patrol
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i don't see it

SM1 : Out of the box-ish thinker who wants to protect Imperium
SM2 : Still out of the box-ish thinker who wants to protect Imperium

like, he hasn't grown jaded by being locked up by that heretic Inquisitor, or being thrown in the Death Watch.

only difference is that he now has a past he doesn't want to talk about

plush mason
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Saber confirmed it a while ago

lament shoal
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Have you not finished the campaign?

west pendant
plush mason
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along side confirming 2 was only getting cosmetic dlcs and multiplayer updates

rustic patrol
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read

He doesn't want to talk about. Not that he didn't.

lament shoal
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He shares with Gadriel about how he partially blames himself for his imprisonment because he wasn't open enough with Leandros

plush mason
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so the story of 2 is done which means 3 will pick up where the campaign left off i think

lament shoal
west pendant
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But he slowly opens up in the sm2 campaign, he actually 3/4ths of the way through it, answers gadriel, tells him that he doesnt tell them anything because stray words got him punished

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he is slowly opening up and that makes his squad care about him, its why he didnt get shot in the face by gadriel

lament shoal
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Yeah he literally makes it clear that he doesn't wanna repeat the mistakes he made that led to his imprisonment in the first game

west pendant
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wether you like his arc or not, he still has one

lament shoal
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Yeah

west pendant
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if you like it, thats up to you

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i aint gonna say you are wrong for disliking it, but he does have one

rustic patrol
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Gadriel didn't shoot him in the face because he "recognizese the signs of Chaos" because he was on Calth

arctic talon
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lol

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the 500 worlds book is almost certianly not going to be kind to the imperium

plush mason
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bro has to retake the 500 worlds

arctic talon
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campaign book moment

plush mason
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he is so cooked

arctic talon
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also this is a chance for GW to make Titus less perfect

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tbh

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rn he's just great value ventris

plush mason
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yup

arctic talon
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This is a chance for GW to actually fucking do something with Titus in universe

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at the very least it seems like he knows to delegate rather then micromanage

west pendant
arctic talon
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based on the fact he has a proper command staff

plush mason
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i wonder if the blood ravens will show up :P

arctic talon
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lol

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maybe

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Campaign books/crusade books are always funny

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because you get some weird participants almost always

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anyways I'm like 99% sure the Imperium is going to lose as is the usual case

rose thorn
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im going insane they replaced the searhc function on word with a copilot bullshit thing

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arctic talon
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with these books

rustic patrol
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I'm like 70% sure Vashtorr is going to pop out again.

arctic talon
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nah

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he's busy in the pariah nexus

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I think belly K

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is gona show up tho

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he's active in that part of space

west pendant
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Im a surface level 40k enjoyed but I am ready, I dont want to be a casual anymore, I need this setting to show me some true grimdark

arctic talon
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based on random bits of lore in the core rulebook

arctic talon
rustic patrol
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dude popped out in the literal last mission ending

bet he can pop out again at the very end

arctic talon
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This is true

west pendant
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I dont think im gonna read any 40k books, at best ill watch shows or play the games

arctic talon
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but I think GW is keeping him there

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here I'll just give you the excerpt

west pendant
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I just have too much goin on with my reading to make space for something as huge as 40k

rustic patrol
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watch the Ultramarine movie lol

arctic talon
# west pendant I just have too much goin on with my reading to make space for something as huge... 

Shouting, screaming, praying, weeping, all the cries of human terror and misery.

I’m not a squeamish man, and nor do I spare tears for those who deserve punishment, but what I saw in that processorium haunts me still.

Naked human beings were standing in a switchbacked line between high fences. Outside the fences Adeptus Mechanicus menials in environment suits stood guard with shock goads in hand. The people, all mature men and women, were shepherded down the caged walk like livestock. And they were food beasts being led to the slaughter, meat for the ravenous appetite of the Machine-God. I grew up lucky enough to eat real meat. I was unlucky enough to see where it came from – another gift of my father on another damn tour of my family’s various businesses. The manufactorum produced servitors, but it was more akin to an abattoir than a workshop. Every surface was easily cleanable. Large plastek flaps divided areas from each other. Servitors with spray units surgically attached to their backs prowled about, hosing filth into slit drains set into the perfectly smooth, slanted floors. We walked above all this, past sentry pods on spikes occupied by galvanic rifle-armed snipers. Our path went from one end of the hall to the other, and I could see pretty much the whole sorting process, beginning to end.

As the line slowly advanced, the people were passed through various scanning devices, most of them mounted in ugly, functional arches that let out a constant series of acceptance chimes. Occasionally, one would let out an angry blare, and the indicator lumens would flash red. The rejected person was then swallowed up by a trapdoor opening beneath their feet. From these pits wafted a hideous stench, and the grinding sounds of industrial mincers. One rejected man grabbed on to the lip and hung there, arms and hands bloodied, shouting a stream of defiant profanities. Guards lined the grating either side of him and shocked him until he fell. The adepts wouldn’t even waste bullets on these people.

The trapdoor flipped up, and the next terrified person was ushered forward.

A number of pneumatic gates separated the people from each part of the process, snapping open and shut with bone-crushing force.

Violent metal arms snatched them up and spread-eagled them in the air, and a servitor shearer shaved them all over. At another they were subjected to a high-pressure counterseptic wash whose chemical stink made me choke from a hundred feet away. More scanners, more rejects winnowed out. Machines forcibly dressed them in the heavy rubberised garments common to all mono-tasked servitors. These were saggy on them, all one size, until another process force-shrank them to fit their bodies where metal cuffs, sockets and collars bit into vulnerable flesh. The last few prayers gave way to screams at that point, and even the most stoic shouted in pain. They were ushered over a floor buzzing with power that made them shriek with every footstep.

‘What’s that for?’ I asked.

Djelling answered only reluctantly. ‘Follicular inhibitor. To stop their hair growing,’ he said.

‘How?’ I asked. Djelling was done answering. ‘Come, come, this way.’ He waved me over to a door.

I didn’t come this way. I watched numbly. The shivering lines of terrified men and women reached a final series of gates, where a high-energy augur beam of such potency it made my dataslate buzz passed over them. Dazed, they were manhandled into different queues, and then hustled from the room to their fates.

Djelling gripped my elbow with surprising strength and pushed me out of the hall. ‘This way. Please,’ he said.```
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its "iconic"

lament shoal
arctic talon
rustic patrol
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there's a 4k upscaled version

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w h y

plush mason
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the slop must flow

rustic patrol
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is it grimslop or slopdark

arctic talon
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grimslop sounds funnier

plush mason
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yeah i like grimslop more

rustic patrol
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"In the grimslopness of the far future, there is only Ultramarines."

west pendant
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very vivid

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where is this from

rustic patrol
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Flesh and Steel by Guy Haley

west pendant
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I grew up lucky enough to eat real meat. I was unlucky enough to see where it came from

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this is fucked up

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yep now this is grimdark

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space marine 2 doesnt even come close to this

rustic patrol
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and also a vague reference to Dr. Who as well

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lol

arctic talon
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Warhammer crime has some very good like

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grimdark™ scenes

rustic patrol
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The Bookkeeper's Skull : There's a servitor clown toy made out of what the mc thinks is a criminal who is a literal children's toy for rich children.

And it can talk, feel pain, itchy, and has bleeding infected mechanical ports on it

arctic talon
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also the baby incinerator lore from warhammer crime

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You could, if you tried, entertain the thought that xenos did not exist at all, or were so far away that you’d never see one. You could, if you wished, make yourself believe that witches were something that might never be stumbled across, for they were rarer than an honest man with plentiful slate. But you could never fool yourself into thinking that aberrations didn’t exist, for the evidence was everywhere. Every city medicae facility had dedicated incinerators for the infants born with gristle for eyes, or transparent skin, or spines in place of hair.

rustic patrol
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that's what you get for being a mutant/jk

arctic talon
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LOL

near wasp
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Ok let's be fair for a second most of those mutations being incerated at birth is probably a less cruel fate than living

rustic patrol
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idk, spine hair could be pretty rad

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although I hope to god they're like hedgehod quills and are soft when they are babies

otherwise, htf are they even born?

rose thorn
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hey what do you need in order to start killteams anyhow?

surreal nest
rose thorn
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it looks like a killteam and it's cards is liek 100 dollars adn that feels like way too much

surreal nest
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You dont need the cards

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Rules are free

rose thorn
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oh okay

surreal nest
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But typically the boxes ARE a bit pricey.

rose thorn
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do you not draw the cards from a dekc?

surreal nest
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Oh for the tac ops and such? Yes.

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I thought you meant for each team

rose thorn
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i mean each team

surreal nest
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Oh, no.

rose thorn
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i tought each team had thier own tac ops?

surreal nest
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They do but the CARDS that you draw simply say "team specific op 1 2 or 3"

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You need the season deck for killteam

rose thorn
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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OKAY

surreal nest
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I have it at home I can send pics when I get home from work. I use the deck from the Hivestorm box

rose thorn
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how long is a season?

surreal nest
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I think its called Approved Ops?

rose thorn
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the last one did not feell iek it lasted very long

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and this one is almsot over?

surreal nest
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There's I think 2 more releases

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But the cards also become outdated pretty quickly for MINOR changes so its really not the end of the world if you use older ones

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Its only THIS year of killteam the card system changed pretty heavily

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You also might need the equipment box

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Not 100% though

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rose thorn
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i do have the 2nd ediiton starter set

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the one that was a mini ocatraious

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ocatrus?

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fucking

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krieg vs orks

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that event evryone hated

surreal nest
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Oh yeah that one is pretty outdated but still very playable and very fun

rose thorn
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i belive it ocmes wiht the barricades and crap right?

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if the brood brothers kit had any fucking rules id buy it by now

but that box equates to nothing

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its like hand of the archon lmao

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before it got real rules

surreal nest
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But yeah all killteam rules are 100% free on Warhammer Community

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Pretty cool honestly

rose thorn
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nice

surreal nest
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I just got me wrecka krew Yipiee

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rose thorn
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ooo

wintry cloud
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Found this gem

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rose thorn
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if they do the impossible nad give gsc a release id probably get it

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for KT

surreal nest
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I would love to see some crazy ass genestealer 4 arms in KT

rose thorn
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a release that is similar to the deathhulk videogame with nids and gsc would be greart

surreal nest
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They teased way too hard with a spacehulk season and no gsc....

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Or just genestealer i mean

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The new tyranid killteam is FIRE though

rose thorn
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sorry space hulk lmao

surreal nest
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The raveners? I think?

rose thorn
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yee

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4th generation hybrids would be fun

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warrior starin genestaelers, 4th generation gsc, which is possible lol

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i doubt killteams is going back to space

languid meadow
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God damn that colour scheme is beautiful

rose thorn
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They are a fun hive fleet lore wise too

nocturne crest
rose thorn
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Unironically I doubt ppl will like that

nocturne crest
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Hell, maybe even a GSC rogue trader group.

rose thorn
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Also admech players will complain forever

nocturne crest
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Tbf, they're a bit confused over design themes changing since the army launch.

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The launch aesthetics vs the current steam punk aesthetics

rose thorn
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…?

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Of

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The gsc??

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Or of admech

nocturne crest
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Of the admech units.

rose thorn
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Oh

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It’s random shit in a blender tbh

nocturne crest
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Exactly.

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The person who made this image used design crisis in the title

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I do feel like the hovertank should be on the other side.

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Idfk

rose thorn
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You have things mixed up

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A; bottom right is HH

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B; you have new and old units mixed together

nocturne crest
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I didn't make this. I can get the reddit post link if you want?

rose thorn
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Oh nah

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I assume op got torn to shreds

nocturne crest
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People did call out about using the new HH as well as comparing it to the model on bottom left.

rose thorn
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Idfk let him be wrong, I bet even if someone corrects him he will be like ‘well yeah but my point stands I don’t like it so it’s bad’ and then he proceeds to never buy warhammer models

nocturne crest
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I don't fully get it. They want retro futurism, but not the steam punk aesthetics.

rose thorn
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I don’t even get what he is trying to compare

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Because the enginseer was a gaurd model first

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The fun of admech is it’s all random bullshit old tech that is ranges of inefficient

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I think the guy was just declaring hsi opinions fact without proof

arctic talon
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because Eldar actually ate good these last 2 editions

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Dark Eldar and Grey Knights are like

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literally anorexic

rose thorn
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Lmao

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Drukhai and GK are like rotting corpses

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GSC and Admech are like abandoned babies

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I am surprised admech hasn’t gotten a major update yet

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They seem quite popular

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Does 40k even get legends stuff form HH anymore?

wind hornet
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As popular as an army that that gets less then one point per dollar can be I guess

prime seal
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its the most expensive army

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actually i dont remember it might be genestealer cults and then admech

prime seal
rustic patrol
daring creek
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Are the drukari the good guys

dark moon
daring creek
dark moon
rustic patrol
dusty tangle
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do you think hamburger helper exists in the 40k universe?

coral granite
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Corpse

dusty tangle
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1 heretic 1 pan 1 tasty meal

coral granite
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Make sure they're the one's plagued by the grandfather

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Got to build resistance to corruption

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Plus it adds a kick

dusty tangle
prime seal
daring creek
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Does that include me

prime seal
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let's ask ben

rustic patrol
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no

daring creek
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fuck you

rustic patrol
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see QED

prime seal
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he said yes

coral granite
dark moon
coral granite
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Lol didn't know he liked warhammer

daring creek
prime seal
arctic talon
rose thorn
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They did damn

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?

arctic talon
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yes?

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like

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in 8e

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It was more skitarii but still

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it was a second wave

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would I like way more? I mean yeah?

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but like idfk the army is in a fine state aside from rules

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Like this is a significant actual fucking army lol

rose thorn
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Fair

arctic talon
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Admech has more units then drukhari and grey knights

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💀

rose thorn
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LMAO

arctic talon
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like thats not a joke

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I am dead ass

rose thorn
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… oh yeah that drukhai killteam last year huh?

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JAHWAHAHAHAHHA

prime seal
arctic talon
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Drukhari are just in a sorry state

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a solid like

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quarter of their army is in Resin

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and all their stuff is from 5e

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Grey Knights is just all 5e

arctic talon
prime seal
arctic talon
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There's a ton of stuff GK have in lore they can add

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GW just hasn't due to GK not selling as well as admech

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tbh

rose thorn
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Tbf, gsc has a lot of units it’s just lacking in the rules department. In 9th and 8th they were able to coast on being flexible with their small selection

arctic talon
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GSC has has gotten a lot of minis

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but they're all fucking characters

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💀

rose thorn
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Yeah lmao

arctic talon
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They got a pretty small second wave

prime seal
arctic talon
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Statistically based on the last time we were given sales

prime seal
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you also need a lot more money to make an admech army

arctic talon
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GW gave us the breakdown on the "pie" of Imperial sales

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so to speak lol

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yeah but most people don't play the actual wargame

rose thorn
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I feel like gsc need 1 or 2 more non hero units then the army would be fine

arctic talon
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GSC need like 2-3 things imo

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a HWT(of sorts) or similar infantry anti tank
and like

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idk

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They're pretty well rounded

rose thorn
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Just saying, generic brood brothers, brood brother tank, brood brother (what ever) would fill out the army

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Come on gw

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Please

arctic talon
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gun acolytes?

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also actually yeah

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who the fuck needs gun acolytes lol

rose thorn
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There is a right they with zero rules gw

arctic talon
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Brood bros,
Heavy weapon neophytes
something big and armored

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lol

rose thorn
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You already made

arctic talon
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problem solved

rose thorn
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Lmao

arctic talon
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Maybe not something big and armored

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since GSC are meant to be "lighter"

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just let them get 25% uiversaally again

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tbh

rose thorn
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Brood brothers and brood brother leman Russ anyone can use, then let the brood brother auxiliaries use actually guard stuff

arctic talon
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nah

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russ is guard stuff

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I just think they should get 25% universally

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ngl

rose thorn
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Me too

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But that would still involve buying 2 codexes

arctic talon
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if GW was scared of giving them the whole ass book just curate a selection

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lol

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like the eldar codex

rose thorn
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… does ynnari, not have ‘ynnari wych’

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If not that’s psychotic

arctic talon
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Yes

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they do

rose thorn
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Okay I was about to go insane

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That’s like if LotFP in AOS didnt include their own warscrolls for the demon units lol

arctic talon
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They get Wychs, succbi, Kabalite warriors, archons, incubi, Reavers, Raiders, venoms, scourges

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wait no they don't get scourges

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which is weird

prime seal
arctic talon
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but whatever

prime seal
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i'd buy a hyperion mini

arctic talon
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ultimately GK are def the

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"neglected child" of the Imperium/marines

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lol

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excluding SoB who didn't get a codex for like

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several years

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but they got a total range refresh

prime seal
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they're also victims of hype moments and aura farming, mfers mention that space wolves fight all the fucking time

rustic patrol
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the xcom copy Deamon hunter was pretty good tbh

surreal nest
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I tried to love it but oh my god the optimization is insanely bad

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i cant run the game on any machine ive tried

rustic patrol
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all 40k games optimization sucks lol

surreal nest
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just facts

rustic patrol
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just look at Darktide and SM2

arctic talon
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Rogue Traders optimization was good

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it was just buggy instead

surreal nest
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I even have some performance issues in Battle sector

arctic talon
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glory to owlcat

surreal nest
rustic patrol
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like, every week after Server Maintenanc it's all "You were disconnected due to server issues."

surreal nest
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im sorry

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game ugly

arctic talon
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I mean yeah?

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you asked for optimized

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not pretty

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smh

surreal nest
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death to owlcat

arctic talon
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why

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lol

surreal nest
#

WORST video game company EVER god BLESS Fatshark

arctic talon
#

Owlcat games are good

#

????

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I'm feeding you to the meatgrinder

#

smh

surreal nest
#

better than trying to level up a character in an owlcat game

#

i am jealous of every owlcat fan i want to get into their games

#

im too stupid!!!

arctic talon
wind hornet
#

I like everything about rogue trader except for character building, doing that shit without guide seems impossible

arctic talon
#

its kind of a clusterfuck

#

its way worse then the ttrpg lol

surreal nest
arctic talon
#

their pathfinder games character building is fine

#

but its pathfinder 1e

#

so

#

you know

low vault
#

how do u think those guides were made?

#

just gotta read alot

rustic patrol
#

blood and tears and save scumming

low vault
#

and experiment

surreal nest
low vault
#

?

#

howe does that correlate

#

at all

#

lol

wind hornet
#

Most ttrpg systems work because your only building your one character and optimization isnt important

prime seal
rustic patrol
#

it's a bigger timesink than Darktide weeklies lol

wind hornet
#

Baldur's Gate 3 benefited a lot from 5e being so brain dead to build characters

rustic patrol
#

just auto-lock warlock and spec into eldritch blast

surreal nest
#

those people that make character guides for these types of games are freaks

#

respectfully so

prime seal
#

real men push through even if they made a shitty charachter

wind hornet
#

Im gonna have to do that for dark heresy

arctic talon
#

tbh

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if they base it on the ttrpg

#

it'll be less ass

#

if its just Rogue Trader 2

#

electric boogaloo

#

its gona be a bit fucked

#

lol

surreal nest
#

Considering they are actually going to voice act their game now im sure they will learn from more of their downfalls

arctic talon
#

officer is going to get sent to hell

arctic talon
#

thats like the standard in CRPGs

#

till BG3 came out lol

surreal nest
#

i also dont really like how most of these turn based party games end up just being DPS races in combat

arctic talon
#

pathfinder 2e/lancer calls

surreal nest
arctic talon
#

Again Larien

#

lol

#

Larien is the exception to the rule

surreal nest
#

yeah but u said BG3 so

arctic talon
#

I'm lazy

#

smh

surreal nest
#

i win technically

#

so sorry

arctic talon
#

BG3 did shift the standard

#

is my point

#

it was popular to that degree

low vault
#

bg3 is also a lot shorter

surreal nest
#

You're right

low vault
#

and it goes only to level 12

arctic talon
#

We're def gona get less text in Dark heresy

#

tbh

#

either that or there's gona be no narrator

surreal nest
#

I really didnt like bg3's combat im hoping dark heresy hooks me

wind hornet
#

Or maybe rogue trader did crazy money and they can afford it

arctic talon
#

Rogue Trader did in fact

#

make crazy money for owlcat

surreal nest
#

im surprised that they are making a new game already tbh

wind hornet
#

I mean I figured, a season 2 of dlc coming with the next game at the same time

#

Milking it hard

arctic talon
#

tbh they did this for their pathfinder games as well

surreal nest
#

Thankfully no 40k developer can be as bad as Necromunda Hired Gun's and Deathwing's

#

same company ik

#

idk their name

low vault
#

isn't owlcat also making that expanse game

#

rn

arctic talon
#

publishing/assisting with it

#

not the primary devs

low vault
#

gotcha

languid meadow
dark moon
rustic patrol
# languid meadow

tbf, their entire thing is Rhana Dandra, which is the death of their entire race that may or may not lead to their rebirth without Slaanesh

#

so the death cult comparison is sort of fitting

daring creek
#

I keep fucking calling these butterfly guys genestealers

rose thorn
#

I think Eldar vs gsc is the funniest match up in lore

coral granite
daring creek
#

Nah I mean peacemaker

rose thorn
#

Oh lol

daring creek
#

My mind just says Genestealers to these fucking things

coral granite
#

Lol

daring creek
#

Even though I know they're not the same

#

these guys are literally taken over by aliens...not brainwashed

rose thorn
#

Like what would win, a robot powered by the souls of the dead made of ancient magical material

Or an IED

daring creek
#

Well

#

An explosion in the right place can kill most things.

rose thorn
#

No Eldar can dodge a meat grinder attached to a monster truck

daring creek
#

Can they dodge a grenade explosion

#

as in

#

right next to them

rose thorn
#

Imagine seeing your hyper trained warriors wearing masks of like Demi gods get wiped by some fuck ass guy with 3 revolvers

daring creek
#

I need to not skip my adderall.

rose thorn
#

Lmao

daring creek
#

Though

#

despite that

#

My day has not been downright awful.

#

So thats wonderful!!!!!

opaque coyote
#

WITHOUT having them all die

#

So of course, they get fucked over

#

Because wanting the simple ability to not be tortured for a fate that will make death look like a nice nap is...

#

not allowed

daring creek
#

Genestealers after breaking into my house and relentlessly rips off my pants and runs away

arctic talon
daring creek
#

Billie Jean is

arctic talon
#

as of the 9e and 10e codexes

daring creek
#

not my lover

arctic talon
#

They're explictly called a death cult

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Jeans

opaque coyote
#

(I'm not joking btw about the price seriously what the fuck)

image.png
arctic talon
#

980$ gucci jeans

daring creek
#

What the fuck

arctic talon
#

High class fashion is bullshit

#

lol

#

don't buy into it

#

the prices are rather

#

some of the stuff is pretty

opaque coyote
#

There is zero visible difference between that and like

#

regular ass jeans

arctic talon
#

sometimes the fabric is higher quality

#

but there's a cut off point

#

as to how much its worth lol

coral granite
#

It's for the brand name not the quality

arctic talon
#

fast fashion

#

has pretty much killed the quality part tho

#

lol

daring creek
#

Oh shit.

#

this butterfly shit gets serious

languid meadow
dapper gyro
#

Most of the time it is about the brand more than the quality.

arctic talon
#

if you see a brand name front and center

#

quality is usually gona be ass

#

lol

prime seal
dapper gyro
#

Country of origin does also play.

languid meadow
#

walmart has been selling "rip offs" of popular brands after people started getting angry after learning that the OGs were being sold at a 1000% upsale

dapper gyro
#

I wear a lot of Canadian made clothes. Pricey, but I support my fellow population.

languid meadow
#

Canadian winter wear is unbeatable quality wise

daring creek
#

Why is vigilante more socially inept than me

arctic talon
#

thats the point of his character

#

he's a sociopath

prime seal
arctic talon
#

and also that

daring creek
#

I am NOT real thank you very much.

dapper gyro
#

If that's the case, we are fortunate that Skynet is so dumb.

daring creek
#

I will not be out tism'd.

prime seal
#

me when i get you

daring creek
#

Me when I transfer ur soul to Surgeon simulator

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

I like Uniqlo a lot lol

opaque coyote
#

Basically, imagine waking up

arctic talon
#

Skynet is stupid

#

explictly

prime seal
arctic talon
#

It cannot adapt

opaque coyote
#

and then suddenly having a knife thrust at you

arctic talon
prime seal
#

i have their metal gear collection

arctic talon
#

but its really cheap in Taiwan/Japan LOL

#

and china

prime seal
#

and that's all the uniqlo stuff i own

arctic talon
#

so whenever I go back to Taiwan/Japan

#

I can get like

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

a bunch of comfy shirts and pants lol

#

for dirt fucking cheap

opaque coyote
#

Like an AI baby of sorts

arctic talon
#

the prices in the rest of the world outside of East asia are kind of high now tbh

opaque coyote
#

murder the child

arctic talon
#

lol

dapper gyro
#

For reasons, I don't buy Uniqlo stuff.

daring creek
#

Nuke the orphanage

opaque coyote
#

for like

#

everything

#

mainly food

#

fruits

arctic talon
#

I mean yeah

opaque coyote
#

all that

#

lovely

arctic talon
#

if you're in the US

#

guess what

#

tariffs

#

have fun!

#

(its not fun)

opaque coyote
#

Trump is fucking us for zero benefit

arctic talon
#

if its outside the US rn its usually just inflation/a profit squeeze

opaque coyote
#

Not even for himself anymore, the economy is going to shit

prime seal
daring creek
#

IS anyone else hype for the latest episode of skibidi toilet

arctic talon
#

if you have more money you can weather the storm

opaque coyote
prime seal
opaque coyote
#

The tariffs at least

arctic talon
#

lol

#

investment opprotunity

opaque coyote
dapper gyro
#

Real estate trades

coral granite
daring creek
#

Does anyone else like corporations like Disney and Nintendo I mean they have some goods and bads but these companies are responsible for our childhood nostalgia guys! We should hold back our criticism more and be more appreciative of how they bought us up in life in general.

opaque coyote
prime seal
#

can you even spend a trillion

arctic talon
arctic talon
prime seal
#

can someone just kill musk already wtf

arctic talon
#

LOL

prime seal
#

how is he still alive

arctic talon
#

trllionaries should not exist

daring creek
arctic talon
#

even more so then billionaries

daring creek
#

DO NOT SAY THAT HOLYSHIT FASHSLAYER

dapper gyro
opaque coyote
prime seal
arctic talon
#

A trillion is one thousand billions

daring creek
#

That is 100% a political offing fashslayer

arctic talon
#

lol

daring creek
#

oh shi

coral granite
daring creek
#

I didn'tmeanto say that sorry

opaque coyote
prime seal
opaque coyote
#

...

prime seal
#

i trust you

opaque coyote
#

I guess elon can buy like?

prime seal
daring creek
arctic talon
#

remember you're closer in wealth to a millionarie then a millionaire is to a billionaire

#

alway funny to think about

#

its exponential

prime seal
daring creek
opaque coyote
daring creek
opaque coyote
#

Cause like

#

a gram of salt is 62.5 trillion dollars

arctic talon
#

antimatter is funny

opaque coyote
#

but besides that, probably impossible to spend that much money

#

and would be better spent yk

#

cancer research

#

world hunger solving

#

but then again, you don't become a trillionaire by caring about people

#

He barely even cares for ANY of his children

#

actually barely is too much

daring creek
#

I just think we should be careful bc TOS

opaque coyote
#

Who uses their son as a human shield

dapper gyro
opaque coyote
daring creek
#

But yeah Elon Musk is a fuckboy who gives no damns about his children or most human beings.

opaque coyote
#

Well hey, at least we got our champion of slaanesh

dapper gyro
#

Muskrat is just Lex Luthor with hair implants.

opaque coyote
#

directly

daring creek
#

He is by no mean altruistic. Bastard is just filled to the brim just as all the other rich pieces of shit are.

arctic talon
#

anyways trillionaires fundamentally are fucking deranged

#

wealth wise

daring creek
#

Fucking mockerys of humans.

arctic talon
#

no one should have that much money lol

#

i can accept millionaires tbh

#

but to get billions is already unethical

#

and then to get trillions is even more unethical lol

#

Like I can fundamentally see how a normal fucking person

#

can become a millionaire

#

without like, gambling/lottery ect.

#

but to become a billionaire is a scale of wealth thats like

#

deranged

#

theres no ethical way to get that much money

#

much less maintain it if you're altruistic

daring creek
#

There needs to be a special kind of mental unwellness that leads you to turning a blind eye to millions of human deaths and starvation that you are responsible for.

You're not contributing to it like a grain of sand, you're contributing as in you are a fucking puzzle piece.

#

Wait

#

Like, how can you even live with yourself knowing you are the reason so many people world goddamn wide suffer.

opaque coyote
#

People do it all the time.

arctic talon
#

its easy to ignore suffering

daring creek
#

Even when its your hand directly??????????

arctic talon
#

I mean

#

if you've ever bought cheap clothes its usually from human suffering

#

tbh

daring creek
#

It's oppenheimer.

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

^

daring creek
opaque coyote
#

or anything from

#

Nestle

#

Disney

arctic talon
#

oh yeah

opaque coyote
#

etc.

daring creek
#

Or bananas

arctic talon
#

most chocolate is from slavery lol

#

a lot of coffee is as well

#

vanilla

daring creek
#

but

opaque coyote
daring creek
#

oppenheimer

arctic talon
#

ye

#

Cobolt products are also mostly from "artisan" stuff

#

lol

daring creek
#

Yeah yeah yeah but likeeeee dude how do I explain it

#

like

arctic talon
#

yes

daring creek
#

musk HAS TO FUCKING KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING.

arctic talon
#

they're more guilty

daring creek
#

HE KNOWS.

arctic talon
#

then any other person

#

lol

daring creek
#

HE HAS TO.

arctic talon
#

and they know more lol

daring creek
#

THATS WHAT FUCKING GETS ME

arctic talon
#

and by Artisan I mean China and the US pay workers in africa to dig a hole

daring creek
#

ITS ALL STRATEGIC

arctic talon
#

and then they mine cobolt that way

daring creek
#

THEY KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING AND WHAT IT LEADS TO

arctic talon
#

and they don't use any sort of industrial equipment

daring creek
#

HOW ARE YOU A FUCKING HUMAN BEING???????????????????

arctic talon
#

except for lighting and such

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

"artisanal" mining is fucked

daring creek
#

These pieces of human shit SMILE as they do it.

#

idk man it just crawls under my skin

opaque coyote
#

Remember that Trump didn't know what groceries are

#

He called it an outdated term

prime seal
daring creek
#

Guys

#

listen

#

just

#

pull yourself up by your boot straps

opaque coyote
arctic talon
daring creek
#

you can ethically obtain ONE BILLION DOLLARS

#

Surely.

#

Wanna know why

opaque coyote
daring creek
#

because ceos made their own money

opaque coyote
#

technically

daring creek
#

OOooo my FUCKING FATHER MAKES ME SO GODDAMN ANGRY WITH HIS STUPIDITY

#

GOD.

#

How do people like my dad exist

arctic talon
#

because they think they can achive wealth that way through hard work(you can't)

prime seal
daring creek
#

sometimes my shitposting is just

arctic talon
#

most billionaries start from existing wealth

#

very few like

#

aren't

daring creek
#

his poltical takes

prime seal
#

fuck will solving world hunger do for humanity lmfao

arctic talon
#

there's a few I can name off the top of my head

#

like uh

#

the CEO of Nvidia

#

Jensan Huang

#

his family wasn't piss poor but they sure as hell weren't wealthy lol

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

but yeah now he's a billionarie

opaque coyote
#

born to a single mother, raised by his aunt and uncle, dropped out of college when his aunt died, worked odd jobs in California before co-founding Oracle.

prime seal
#

me

arctic talon
#

yeah his family seems not super wealthy

prime seal
#

robs banks

arctic talon
#

maybe upper middle class at most

arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

Bill Gates was also middle class

#

so

#

there's that

arctic talon
#

no he wasn't

opaque coyote
#

really?

#

oh

#

nvm

#

on that

prime seal
arctic talon
#

Bill gates has also

prime seal
#

kind of still is mid

arctic talon
#

never claimed he came from being poor

#

lol

#

or middle class

#

He mentions how privlaged he was to get access to a fuck ton of computing stuff

opaque coyote
#

which in billionaire standards might as well mean that you're a saint

arctic talon
#

LOL

#

I mean yeah

prime seal
#

he's one of the worst pieces of shit ever wym

#

his environmental projects are all ass

arctic talon
#

comparatively

#

but yeah a lot of his projects are

#

nothing

#

lol

prime seal
#

they worsen issues

arctic talon
#

wasn't aware

#

actually

rustic patrol
#

he sets up those charities to jack himself off while looking good

opaque coyote
rustic patrol
#

but mostly they're just PR

arctic talon
#

yeah

#

I'm aware of that

prime seal
#

while also activelly working on projects that worsen it, when 2 or 3 years ago he was all "climate change is our biggest issue"

#

yeah nah mate, the guy is the antichrists 2nd in command

opaque coyote
prime seal
#

yeah i said he's one of the worst

opaque coyote
#

but hey I can finally buy a carton of eggs

prime seal
#

its not in some manner when youre actively funding it

opaque coyote
#

all manners then?

daring creek
#

Yea if I'm a billionaire I'm just going to

#

not think about things

surreal nest
#

ethics can lick my balls this life sized gundam will look awesome in my backyard

daring creek
#

and enjoy very expensive sushi

daring creek
#

Money does speak

#

and persuade..

opaque coyote
#

but also the root of not fucking working

daring creek
#

CREAM had a point

opaque coyote
#

I would at least try to fund to solve world hunger or something

#

cancer research

#

then leave millions to live out the rest of my life

#

idk

#

living

#

playing games

#

finally doing my hobbies

#

but that just sounds like being a millionaire

#

would 100% just be satisified with that

#

in like

#

the

#

0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

#

chance

#

I somehow become that

daring creek
#

I'm gonna become the next big celebrity

#

trust.

#

When I do

#

I'm gonna like

#

do stuff!

#

I hate mrbeast

opaque coyote
#

"TODAY I KIDNAPPED 10,000 MONKEIGH SCUM AND FORCING THEM TO FIGHT IN A BATTLE ROYALE! WINNER GETS THEIR FREEDOM!"

daring creek
#

Wait till he does that irl

#

He will.

opaque coyote
#

"WILL THEY SURVIVE? OR WILL THEIR SOULS BE SENT TO THE TORTURE CHAMBERS? LET'S FIND OUT!"

rustic patrol
#

tbf, most of their money is in assets, so they don't literally have billions of cash

they have the equivalent of what people think are worth billions of worth of money in stocks and shares and properties

daring creek
#

Winner immediately fucking perishes.

opaque coyote
daring creek
#

We are on our way

opaque coyote
#

I mean it makes sense with the arena battles and how fucking bored the Deldar are.

#

They would want one larger scale

#

That combined with the realms

#

Actually sounds fun as like a video game ngl

#

Low tier weapons would be things like autoguns and lasguns

rustic patrol
#

actually, a lot of them like gooning by dying and rezzing

opaque coyote
#

Middle tier would be things like Bolters, Plasma, etc.

#

High tier weapons would be actual Deldar weapons

opaque coyote
#

so maybe not that

daring creek
#

I watched

opaque coyote
#

could implement a stun effect type of thing but that sounds fucking annoying to balance

daring creek
#

just one krakduk video on dark eldar

#

are their books just torture porn or something

rustic patrol
#

lol, true

most Deldar are just playing

like, the strongest weapon a Wytch has is to stop playing and start killing for serious

#

nah

#

most of the smutt takes place off screen

opaque coyote
#

Like

rustic patrol
#

like Lilith has a harem of women, but we only see the waking up part

daring creek
#

nice.

opaque coyote
#

If your wife didn't try to poison your drink

#

Or stab you in bed

#

Then there might be something wrong in your relationship

daring creek
#

Oh so attempted murder is rizz

opaque coyote
daring creek
#

LOL

rustic patrol
#

or feed on the crushing depression caused by your hubris that lead to you losing your entire fortune and only daughter in the futile attempt to woo her< true story

opaque coyote
daring creek
#

Yeah uh

opaque coyote
#

so fucked up that it actually goes around into being funny

daring creek
#

That is some shit I gotta read man yeah.

rustic patrol
#

Mistress Baeda's Gift.

A Deldar short story

#

really early one

#

so it mentions the other Webway cities other than Commorragh

opaque coyote
daring creek
#

are the dark eldar just the fucking adams family

opaque coyote
#

As your uh

#

property

celest dome
rustic patrol
#

the rich ones are

opaque coyote
#

...

#

They start off as normal and get taught and abused into becoming shitheads

#

in this evergoing fucked up cycle

#

This is not for you to sympthasize with them

#

btw

#

but it's just the cherry on top the "WTF" sundae

opaque coyote
#

awful thing you can do to a kid

#

every

#

and that's the average Deldar childhood!

#

Don't feel too bad for them, they certainly won't for you.

#

To summarize, Deldar are the phrase "misery loves company" come to life.

rustic patrol
#

Yeah, Lilith's new book has a teenage Deldar being sick because they empathize with the victim.

but that doesn't go away

they learn to enjoy the pain

opaque coyote
#

at how fucked up it is

#

Commoragh basically should be vaporized

rustic patrol
#

cant Gate of Khaine needs someone to keep it closed, and the Deldar are the only ones doing it

also, the Craftworlders need someone to outsource their cruelty to

opaque coyote
rustic patrol
#

besides Vect is the one sealing Aeldaei nanite weapons that have consumed entire Webway cities, so killing him is gonna set those loose in the Webway where they might leak out of onto virtually any planet

rustic patrol
#

which is the Deldar

opaque coyote
#

hopefully angron will have fun

daring creek
#

do deldar need to pay rent

opaque coyote
daring creek
#

Wow that fucking sucks

rustic patrol
#

they have to pay the Slaanesh soul tax

opaque coyote
daring creek
#

Is there any faction that doesn't have to pay rent

opaque coyote
daring creek
#

Fuck yeah

opaque coyote
#

Literally a post scarcity society

rustic patrol
#

they need spirit stones or they cant increase their popilation

opaque coyote
rustic patrol
#

so they're still limited by that

opaque coyote
#

they have to basically do raids inside the eye of terror to grab some

#

and hope they don't get their souls tortured for all of eternity

#

besides that, life is pretty good tbh

rustic patrol
#

well, and you have to also put on a mental chastity belt, or you're getting disowned

#

and if you go down too far down the Path of rhe Warrior, your best retirement plan is as part of an Exarch armour

opaque coyote
#

They can still have sex and party and shit like that btw

#

they aren't complete monks

rustic patrol
#

they basically have species wide OCD

opaque coyote
#

eldar autism

rustic patrol