40k-lore-chat

[opaque coyote]

Also finally

The French Revolution (1789)

https://youtu.be/68fTfNIQ9dg?si=d7qOGsLmZtSpNYWL

[rose thorn]

(last delete i swear i amde a spellign mistake)

there

bam

thoughts?

earlier before the day of assension the cult posioned the planet's water supplies with their special venm concotion

the PDF,. enforcers, and nobles were dying from the poision once their rebellion started

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1419663976165412865/image0.gif

[dire loom]

The hell?

Thought ping was good or important, but was just cringe.

Gave my hopes up

[daring creek]

@storm jungle Watchin peacemaker, shits hilarious lmfao.

[storm jungle]

Best tv show intro 😭

[shadow plover]

I was very surprised the season 2 intro singer was not a black woman but a white man

[storm jungle]

[shadow plover]

I mean you cannot deny that he sounds like a black woman

[storm jungle]

Idk man white dudes can have pretty high pitched legendary voices

https://tenor.com/view/freddie-freddie-mercury-queen-freddie-mercury-freddie-mercury-queen-queen-the-great-pretender-gif-1319594719748401351

[shadow plover]

It's not just that but the intonation as well

[storm jungle]

:]

[daring creek]

I know a brown dude with a voice who that has him seem bigger than he actually is

I mean he was tall, but he was skinny.

[daring creek]

Oh yeah I love the stage show intro its so awesome.

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

After a conversation with my mom, I'm going to try and watch Judge Dredd in the morning

Looks good

[shadow plover]

Stallone or Urban Dredd

[storm jungle]

I assume urban, most people dont really remember Stallone's one as much but

[shadow plover]

Saying Judge Dredd instead of just Dredd made be think Stallone

[storm jungle]

cursed

[daring creek]

I intend to watch the 1995 one

I tend to chose the older before the newer, cuz why not see the older one first?

[shadow plover]

Ha! Knew it

It's quite an average 90s action movie

Dredd is great

[daring creek]

fuck me I avoided playing video games so I don't stay up til 3 in the morning

look where I am!

This is your fault, Dilara.

[shadow plover]

it's almost 10am

[daring creek]

YOUR TIMEZONE IS INFERIOR TO MINE.

[shadow plover]

incorrect

[sacred ginkgo]

And yours is inferior to mine

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-resident-evil-4-remake-suplex-combat-gif-12729346389787936139

I could

watch another episode

but thats a bad idea

I got literally zero obligations tomorrow but I don't wanna wake up at like 2 pm

[spring cairn]

great model as always

[storm jungle]

very gyatt-coded

[queen laurel]

I just hope the DLC delivers on all three fronts because omens of destruction was a bit mediocre

[spring cairn]

i liked omens but yeah

also the slanngors have the veil mask from uh

i forgot

they look cool

[queen laurel]

Gorbad and skulltaker we're a bit bland like the units they bring is good the mechanics they bring in and those characters ehh

Could have been better

Golgfag was stellar though

Great mechanics great units and great Lord

[spring cairn]

that shit will run so good with my new cpu

[nocturne crest]

I feel like Freddy would be a harlequins player.

[urban spire]

taken on me intensifies

[dire loom]

Good show

[dire loom]

Finally, it's about time.

[valid needle]

Yes Arbites Dredd is very good

[dire loom]

I wish we had a full on show though too.

Anyone heard about the John Carpenter's the Thing sequel? Hopefully it's good.

[nocturne crest]

There's a sequel?

Also, word is that the new predator film has a different tone than what the trailer portrays it as.

[dire loom]

Predator Badlands?

[nocturne crest]

Yeah.

I seen one or two people say it's like a marvel film.

So I'm assuming there is some form of self-deprecation in it or something.

[shadow plover]

What I've heard is that it's great, so calling it like a marvel film seems like an antithesis to that

[wind zealot]

Ironman marvel vs Morbius marvel

[nocturne crest]

Weird. Maybe I should check out Rotten tomatoes.

[celest dome]

I've heard that there are a lot of complaints by people that aren't really big fans of Predators, but that the movie is indeed slightly more boring than the others

[raven stone]

So I managed to watch Kpop demon hunters

It's actually pretty good

[coral granite]

It is

My daughter is addicted

[rustic patrol]

Slaanesh claims another I see

then again looks at user name
Gumihos are probably Slaanesh coded

[misty vector]

[near wasp]

She's malkiavian coded

[daring creek]

Im sigma

[west pendant]

So that's where age of sigmar comes from

[coral granite]

https://tenor.com/view/slaanesh-warhammer-total-war-gif-24197491

[rustic patrol]

Gumihos, the 9-tailed malevolent fox women who seduce men to eat their hearts and livers from Korean mythology.
Sounds like something Slaanesh aligned.

[queen laurel]

no actually sigmar has been around longer than sigma so sigma comes from sigmar

[dapper gyro]

You Sigma nut.

[raven stone]

https://spikeybits.com/unreleased-marneus-calgar-40k-model-gets-the-full-hello-kitty-treatment/

🤣

[storm jungle]

A lot better than the actual mini

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/benny-fallout-fallout-new-vegas-what-in-the-goddamn-confusion-gif-24924085

[west pendant]

well, warhammer got woke

they should actually make this a skin in space marine 2

[prime seal]

you dont like the pinkmarines?

[near wasp]

That's actually very cool

Very well done

[dapper gyro]

It is actually more terrifying than the normal marines.

[near wasp]

Imagine the warcrimes

[dapper gyro]

They said that marines don't care about colour because they wanted to be seen while destroying their foes. These colors are way more visible than anything.

[west pendant]

DAMN

thats actually makes sense

[dapper gyro]

It is just the player base insecurity, otherwise it is lore compliance.

[paper haven]

What are we mad about today, lads?

[near wasp]

The gape moe go crazy

[prime seal]

what you have to ask yourself every time, i liked the bringers of judgements colour scheme

you go and look what they do

and its just the most dumb stupid zealotry imaginable

[paper haven]

Well, fanatics in general are extremely dumb so

[prime seal]

theres levels to it

[near wasp]

Anybody know if kraken blood is any good

[storm jungle]

Its fine.

like most SW books lol

[storm jungle]

Fascists are stupid so

[paper haven]

The starting point is in hell

[near wasp]

The restless dead and Shadow sword came out today

[rose thorn]

the hell haeppened lol

[paper haven]

Sounds like some books came out today

[near wasp]

The restless dead is a krieg book

[paper haven]

Is it anything like the other krieg books?

[near wasp]

Are they written by Lyons

If so then probably

[storm jungle]

Nice lmfao

[storm jungle]

I love how Lyons writes every single Krieg book in existence to this and does the stellar job of making each and every one as boring as the last one

i legit do not get this man

[queen laurel]

oh yeah cacti remember your suggestion for Beorg bearstruck?

he's the legendary hero

[near wasp]

You have given me a two pronged road where one leads to hell and the other also leads to hell

[queen laurel]

@celest dome

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/tremere-antitribu-tremere-vampire-wizard-kindred-vampire-gif-8393236937428058114

Ironically literally how Black Library works

[near wasp]

I love htp

It legit keeps me going in these dark times

[rose thorn]

funny that aos has at least 1 player for every faction at warhammer world but 40k doesnt

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[paper haven]

He's an expert at his craft

[storm jungle]

Too true lol

[glossy sonnet]

Yeah they're really boring... they should have more shovel jokes and screaming gas mask noises

[storm jungle]

I feel like we should just stone you to death imo 👀

[paper haven]

I hate the memes about the death Korps almost as much as I am disappointed by krieg novels

Very slim margins there

[glossy sonnet]

[rose thorn]

krieg shouldnt even have gotten thier own reelase

[storm jungle]

thats the thing, its slop so it sells

i very much do not blame GW for banking on it, id do the exact same thing lol

[rose thorn]

if they didnt ahve their own unique rules that says 'krieg X' i wouldnt care

like last ediiton

[paper haven]

Yes, a properly sharpened entrenching tool (folding shovel) can hack a man apart like an axe.
But an axe can also do that and it probably won't break in the process.

[glossy sonnet]

Dont you love the krieg?? The funny shovel guys??? Your favorite!!

[rose thorn]

i play gsc

[glossy sonnet]

Armageddon steel legion? We don't need thise guys we have krieg!!!

[rose thorn]

every edition there is a 50/50 chance we cant use krieg

we couldnt use cadian troopers for a while lmao

[paper haven]

If guardsmen are mentioned it's either Cadians or Death korps

[rose thorn]

they have a regimental keyword, which someitmes means brood brothers cant have that keyword and sometimes they can

[paper haven]

The human wave tactics and the sad human wave tactics

[rose thorn]

either way GW expects you to buy 100 dollars worth of books for a bad detachment

[glossy sonnet]

Ive had enough of krieg

Give me catachans

[rose thorn]

hopefully we never see htem again

and get a CATACHAN RELEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[glossy sonnet]

Vostroyans

[paper haven]

Krieg could have exploded. Nobody would care

Hell, they'd probably be happy about it. Everybody wins

[rose thorn]

let us share the gift of the starchildern to catachan

[celest dome]

Well of course he is, should have been a LL though 🚬

[west pendant]

guys after finishing rogue trader and space marine 2 what warhammer game should I play?

[glossy sonnet]

Dawn of war has many fans

[shadow plover]

Rogue Trader will keep you busy for months

[storm jungle]

^

think on Rogue Trader first then plan once you are like near done with it imo

Do SM2 then start up with Rogue Trader + get its DLCs, you'll be very occupied for awhile

[shadow plover]

I'm in act 5 out of 6

[storm jungle]

[glossy sonnet]

What are you doing

[shadow plover]

everything

[glossy sonnet]

I did everything and it took me a bit over 100 hours

how do you get to 200 😭

[storm jungle]

We love fucking around in RPGs

[queen laurel]

Managing my territory so that they maximise slave output what else did you think

[shadow plover]

This also includes the expansions

[glossy sonnet]

I only did one expansion

[shadow plover]

but those are like 50 hours total only

I'm also playing on the hardest difficulty, though it doesn't really matter anymore. Early game took a while to get all combats without too much trauma left on my guys

[west pendant]

I just dont know what type of character to make in rogue trader

Should I go full-blown zealot

[glossy sonnet]

hardest difficulty didnt matter anymore once heinrix learned pyromancy

[shadow plover]

as I said early game was tough

[west pendant]

or should I give in to chaos!

be a heretic

[shadow plover]

but now Idira just looks at the enemies with a stern eye and they all take 3500 damage

[glossy sonnet]

I like to just choose actions that I would actually choose for myself in these situations. Adds to the immersion.

[west pendant]

The thing is, I cant roleplay myself in videogames, I just dont know wtf ill do personally in those situations

so ill try to roleplay as someone else

[shadow plover]

Heretic playthrough is somewhat half cooked

[glossy sonnet]

Sometimes I'm the same so I'll genuinely just play as an idiot who barely knows what they're doing and I still get a good story out of it. Plus you have many companions in this game who will educate and guide you, and sometimes help make decisions for you

in this game you're kinda abruptly thrown into your position so being unsure and indecisive can actually work pretty well

[west pendant]

should I try to be kind? just do the best I can? value human life in a setting where human life is expendable?

[shadow plover]

I started iconoclast (goodie two shoes) which then slowly descended to heresy and towards the end I'm all in with the heretic stuff

[glossy sonnet]

I wouldn't think too much of it. Just go with the flow and learn from the consequences of your actions

[humble shoal]

I ran a not stupid dogmatic

[glossy sonnet]

dont be afraid to make mistakes, they add to the story

[west pendant]

im not afraid of making mistakes, I just dont know what path to take 😭

for my first play

[storm jungle]

Kindness usually bites you in the ass. The best way is to pick between humane and ruthless options depending on the situation, even if you do goof up it simply shows you the way of the setting and isnt that harmful.

[shadow plover]

impossible

[storm jungle]

QUICK SAVES BABYYYY

thats the no.1 rule of RPGs

[humble shoal]

There are many points where dogmatic is the right choice

[west pendant]

oh I quick save like a motherfucker

[storm jungle]

Incorrect

[humble shoal]

||like the exterminatus||

[paper haven]

I keep starting a new game, play to act 2 then restart with the same build

[storm jungle]

Dogmatic makes more issues than it solves

[glossy sonnet]

Oops, accidentally offended this person! Quick-load!

[near wasp]

Ironically killing everybody is usually a pretty good solution

[queen laurel]

me telling my friend the best tool the torture an NPC

[storm jungle]

Double points if its romance

"FUCK, I GOT FRIENDZONED, RELOAD"

[west pendant]

I did play a bit, I finished the prologue and I went to the civil war planet

I explored my ship

met the crew

spoke with orphans!

[glossy sonnet]

Happened to me with cassia

[humble shoal]

I mean not really, mind you I ended up max dogmatic and also a lot of ranks in iconoclast

[paper haven]

I want to make a team that is nothing but imperial guardsmen, then delete the character everytime they go down

[shadow plover]

or you know you realize 3 acts later that the one option you took in act 2 was slightly incorrect so you lost your change with the romance

(the romance system isn't great)

[glossy sonnet]

yeah i think i messed up kibellah romance if its even a possible path

[shadow plover]

yeah that's the one

[paper haven]

Just grind through the campaign on pure human wave tactics

[humble shoal]

How tf does one mess up the kibbie romance?

Miss me with that

[storm jungle]

I mean, yeah really, it makes more problems than it solves and is just very boring way to play the game

[west pendant]

Im playing a spaceborn psyker lol, and one of my officers is basically racist towards spaceborn lmao

[humble shoal]

Cuts to my glitched cassia

[glossy sonnet]

idk she broke up with me on ||commoragh|| i think

[storm jungle]

officers, you mean Abelard?

[west pendant]

no its not abelard

[shadow plover]

by being considerate towards her during the party, not pushing yourself upon her you lose the romance chance

[west pendant]

its not a companion

[storm jungle]

hes racist too so

[west pendant]

its the one in charge of navigation

[storm jungle]

Abelard literally considers lower deck crews "sub-human"

[glossy sonnet]

Racism is the norm

[humble shoal]

I'm uhh, not saying full dogmatic just not stupid dogmatic

[paper haven]

Yeah but he announces you so it's fine

[humble shoal]

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-darktide-warhammer-40k-40k-zealot-gif-16257746668960706185

[queen laurel]

Thank goodness you can be firm on him on that point

[storm jungle]

yes

[queen laurel]

You can actually explain to him they are important parts of the group

[humble shoal]

||You can make peace with the eldar dogmatically on janus||

[paper haven]

Remember when he was gonna send the death squads in to put down a- checks notes
Workers strike.

[west pendant]

Id say tho, rogue trader is the absolute best introduction to the warhammer universe

[storm jungle]

It definitely is

its at the top pedestal from how diverse it is in every department i think

[humble shoal]

Yee

[west pendant]

you get to see wtf it actually means to live in that universe

[glossy sonnet]

i always recommend rogue trader before anything else for a new player

[storm jungle]

^

I love peoples reaction to the casual evils of the Imperium as well

[humble shoal]

I mean they were just hooping chaos shit

[queen laurel]

My only issue with it is more just the Owlcat way of designing RPG

It doesn't have a lot of adrenaline and crunch it's more technical

Which I don't mind but it's not something I can sink my teeth into for a long while

[glossy sonnet]

that system it has where it lets you see what words mean and its dictionary are perfect

[west pendant]

owlcat focuses a lot on game mechanics, maybe too much

[humble shoal]

They caught my husband with the servitors again

[glossy sonnet]

Plus you can see multiple factions, especially normal humans, and there isnt space marines dominating everything

[queen laurel]

yeah certain segments can feel sluggish

[paper haven]

True enough but that problem could have been solved by telling them that chaos tainted stuff is bad

[humble shoal]

Yeah

[west pendant]

also they are making a sequel as well, dark heresy! you play as an inquisitor

[humble shoal]

Though you know my favorite decision

Giving the infernus clan weapons

[glossy sonnet]

i am so hyped for dark heresy

[paper haven]

Freezing them to death and then gunning them down when they complain is what we call an overreaction

[queen laurel]

it's not a sequel it's a different game from a different game system

dark heresy is from the dark heresy TTRPG

[paper haven]

I really want Dark Heresy to be good. Please, Owlcat

[queen laurel]

rogue trader is from the rogue trader TTRPG

[glossy sonnet]

Tyrant star seems eldritch as hell and i'm all for it

plus it has full voice acting

[storm jungle]

i cant wait for what they do with it

only the true autist nerds know its origins too

[glossy sonnet]

ive been looking into it, trying to learn what I can

[queen laurel]

i hope it's a bit faster as well

my brain is way too chopped for the slow methodical rogue trader gameplay

[paper haven]

I know of it from the Haarlock legacy

[storm jungle]

exactly, and almost like nobody has ever read those so

[tough haven]

Can we talk about how crazy some of the background work in battlefleet gothic 2 is, makes me feel like space in 40k is really interesting, go my random crystal monoliths and flesh asteroids for no reason

[glossy sonnet]

my characters were way too strong so it definitely was not slow for me

[near wasp]

I've heard of the tyrant star I think

[glossy sonnet]

besides the void battles

[paper haven]

I have attempted to run those modules more times than I can count

[west pendant]

also, I am so gonna no-life warhammer survivors

vampire survivors was bad enouhg

[paper haven]

I once set up a Black Crusade campaign around the Haarlock legacy modules.

Cult infighting with Eldritch horror, what's not to love?

[near wasp]

Sounds like a lot of tentacles

[paper haven]

More than you could possibly imagine

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-sweet-jumping-jesus-butters-stotch-south-park-s15e6-city-sushi-gif-23108783

[glossy sonnet]

need more horror in 40k

[storm jungle]

Warhammer Horror exists for a reason....

[near wasp]

^

Dilara beat me too it

[glossy sonnet]

yes but i wish there was MORE

i wish horror was more integrated into mainstream 40k

and I wish there were horror games

[paper haven]

Non horror 40k is baby's first 40k

Here's your space Marines, you can color them whatever you want

[vagrant fox]

Does anyone know how to kill their sibling and still have an inheritance

Warhammer horror is poppin and they should make more of that instead of I don't know, more space marine bolterporn

[hallow plover]

Out of print sadly ||no I won't read ebooks||

[storm jungle]

I will, you losers can suffer for all eternity

hahaha

[hallow plover]

Can't be a loser if you're reading on dead tree fibers

[near wasp]

Yes you can

[hallow plover]

Nuh uh

[near wasp]

Yeah uh

[hallow plover]

Ya got me

[paper haven]

Get the e-book and then print it on paper, geez

[near wasp]

Gigachad move tbh

And if it's only for personal use I think it's legal

[hallow plover]

Is it ok if I pirate ebooks that I own physically?

[paper haven]

Yeah don't sell it

That will get you sued

[near wasp]

I mean you can rom rip games you own physically so I think yeah?

At least in the us

[paper haven]

But amazon strikes me as the type to delete your e-books at a moment's notice if they think they can get away with it

[near wasp]

I buy mine straight from black library

[paper haven]

Insert book company

[near wasp]

Luckily I download my epubs onto a device

[hallow saddle]

yeah me too

i back up all my ebooks & strip the drm

cause i dont trust amazon to not just yoink them once it becomes convenient

[outer wave]

How do you strip the DRM?

[hallow saddle]

calibre de-drm plugin

i basically authenticates them with my kindle then uses that auth to remove the drm

[paper haven]

https://tenor.com/view/treasure-planet-flag-pirates-gif-22138827

[outer wave]

Ooooh I'll check that out

[outer wave]

Movie is so good, I wish it got a sequel

[paper haven]

Do you though?

[outer wave]

Yeah

They planned on one but Treasure Planet didn't do well in box offices

[near wasp]

Great movie

[paper haven]

I don't. I fear what that would look like, I fear modern interpretations for modern audiences

[outer wave]

No, like at the time

[languid meadow]

The new league cinematic got me like this

[paper haven]

Oh. Alright then I would be interested to see that

[languid meadow]

Doesn't help that the movie was incredibly expensive for the time

[outer wave]

Also true

Disney were cowards not investing into it more

[dapper gyro]

The early 2000s is now more than 20 years ago. It is long gone.

[misty vector]

They really did create a gorgeous blend of 2d and 3d and decided never to use it again

[dapper gyro]

They got pixar, star wars and marvel being the main pillar.

All of the children's shows nowadays are dogshit.

[vagrant fox]

movies haven't been good since 2002

[west pendant]

Warhammer 40k is more expensive as a hobby than collecting rolexes

[wintry cloud]

How much is a rolex

[vagrant fox]

Somewhere between the low thousands to over 150k dollars

[languid meadow]

the median price is like 18k with the lowest I saw being 680

[queen laurel]

Yeah Rolex is more expensive

[languid meadow]

https://youtu.be/bDMqoIq1kjo?si=oG9jxlpexoeW7aB3

@arctic talon shit was crazy

[queen laurel]

wait does this mean that the new champion is Xin shao

[wintry cloud]

Dog did you say 18 thousand

[languid meadow]

yea

[wintry cloud]

That’s millionaire stuff

[hallow saddle]

ya warhammer costs less than that lmaoooo

[languid meadow]

Can't believe they did that it's actually insane

[hallow saddle]

couple K all in for a full army

at the high end

[queen laurel]

One hell of a move

[west pendant]

I used to love league of legends

Arcane didnt really do much for me

Id play a league of legends mmo tho for sure

id much rather play a warhammer one tho, so please gameworkshop

create a warhammer mmo its gonna make loads of money

[surreal nest]

bro didnt watch sinners

movie of our lifetime

[west pendant]

bro hasnt seen ant-man quantumania

peak cinema

[surreal nest]

taze this user's balls!

[west pendant]

lmao

[languid meadow]

sinners, godzilla minus one, unironically oppenheimer

[wintry cloud]

I hate riot games

[languid meadow]

there's been a bunch of good movies

[wintry cloud]

Arcane was good tho

[west pendant]

riot games chasing trends smh

they will never get a game as succesful as league was

[wintry cloud]

Also Necrit is a gem

I dislike these alot though

[languid meadow]

everyone does

except the people who bought them

korea

koreans did

they ate that Ahri skin up it's insane

[wintry cloud]

You’re gonna make me even more upset

I hate Whales

[west pendant]

Bruhh

space marine 2 spoilers ||captain varellus was a wimp lmao||

|| he got taken out by some explosive? really? ||

[storm jungle]

I mean its not that weird?

its more that why should we give a single shit about this guy

[west pendant]

Yeah the game just doesnt really do anything cool with its narrative besides being a space marine power fantasy

[storm jungle]

Yeah the plot is mid in general but that part is like "Why was this needed"

[west pendant]

it does really good at that tho

[storm jungle]

[west pendant]

as in, doing the space marine fantasy

[storm jungle]

Its basically propaganda like every 40k game to get you to buy minis so that checks out

Thankfully im immune (no stores here)

[humble shoal]

Same

[west pendant]

and by its propagandist nature it is THE best space marine game

[humble shoal]

Steel rain was the best at selling minis

[storm jungle]

I mean

its not like there is competition

[humble shoal]

Dow

[outer wave]

Honestly, Vallus was a dickhead and deserved it

[storm jungle]

i legit had to google who was being talked about

fucking Space Marine McGee over here

[outer wave]

Rebar Marine guy

Vallus

That feller

[spring cairn]

i forgot all the names except the hot one

cuz it kinda sounds like mine

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1436406475906875402/image.png?ex=690f7d46&is=690e2bc6&hm=4e2486555354e9892a410569e9ed8d98b47752b0b3e1bcfc1c94d7b2963bf691&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[west pendant]

I do like Titus tho, quite a lot

[languid meadow]

Character development makes a cool character big news for the 40k universe

[spring cairn]

what was titus's arc anyway

that he learned the power of friendship, i forgot

[languid meadow]

To stop being a closed off ass

[storm jungle]

^

[spring cairn]

so i got it right

[storm jungle]

which in itself made no sense

[spring cairn]

he did learn the power of friendship

[languid meadow]

Since that's what caused him to be reported to the Inquisition since he didn't tell leandros shit

[storm jungle]

Thats what I love too

their squad drama lasts like 1 level lmao

[west pendant]

I mean its super hard to have a character learn to trust others, and bond together, when the 40k universe as a whole dont value those traits lmao

[storm jungle]

Its not really about trust

[west pendant]

it does undermine a bit the point of the whole thing

[spring cairn]

marines do bond a lot don't they

[storm jungle]

its more him just being a closed off dipshit for entirely zero reason

yeah they do

especially Ultras

[spring cairn]

they're a brotherhood after all

[west pendant]

he has reasons tho

[storm jungle]

Titus can literally tell them something like "Im sorry but for your sakes I cannot share. One day ill tell you."

but instead he acts like a teenager

[languid meadow]

I mean

[storm jungle]

he hits them with my dad's classic quote too

[west pendant]

he does say that

[storm jungle]

"This conversation is over."

[storm jungle]

he doesnt, he tells it in the most blunt asshole way

[spring cairn]

"i'm going to get milk"

[storm jungle]

and Gadriel suspects him even more

which is just stupid

[west pendant]

Yeah he isnt good at communicating

[humble shoal]

Im goingnto go take the psyker for a walk

[west pendant]

I wouldnt say its a writing flaw

He did say that in the past reckless words has cost him a lot

and thats why he doesnt share

he tells that to the squad

[humble shoal]

The codex astartes does not support this action

But the tarot does

[storm jungle]

dude I was reading the HH black books today

and it has a bit where some primarchs warn the Emperor of dipshits like Mortarion obviously being traitors eventually

[west pendant]

is the emperor in constant suffering, or he doesnt feel anything?

[storm jungle]

and the text outright says he just lays them off and says to not worry about it

Master of Mankind everybody

[hallow plover]

Just as planned

[storm jungle]

Constant agony

[hallow plover]

He wanted them to turn traitor. Just not that soon

[storm jungle]

but hes basically space hitler so fuck em lol

[west pendant]

well even if his wounds miraculously heal, his mind is probably broken asf

thousands of years of torture will fuck you up

[storm jungle]

yeah his mind is completely shattered

[hallow plover]

Already was broken

[storm jungle]

when Guilliman meets him he says tons of contradictory things

[hallow plover]

apex of humanity
litteral 0 common sense

[west pendant]

isnt everyone space hitler in 40k xD

[languid meadow]

I really like that scene

[hallow plover]

Do xenos have human rights?

[languid meadow]

The emperor essentially being a bugged PC

[west pendant]

do the horus books actually have emperor point of view chapters/

[storm jungle]

He essentially committed galactic genocide so not really hes like at the top of the list

[storm jungle]

Nope. You always see him from the view of other people

hes always a complete dumbass

[west pendant]

lmaoo

[storm jungle]

or speaks in riddles or grand manifest destiny plans that make no sense

for example

[west pendant]

well geniuses are hard to understand

[storm jungle]

his ideology on why religion is bad is that it causes wars, strife and kills people

[spring cairn]

solve my riddles

[languid meadow]

I assume he went insane long before the heresy just to keep justifying what he was doing

[storm jungle]

LMAO

Fucking hector salamanca ass

[storm jungle]

No hes just badly written

he genuinely is a dumbass thanks to so many authors writing him lol

"I cannot believe half my sons betrayed me because i was awful to them"

[west pendant]

did he have a wife or anything like that

[hallow plover]

Yes

Kind of

[storm jungle]

Erda my unbeloved

[hallow plover]

She screwed things up more than big e arguably

[storm jungle]

Kinda, she was more like a catalyst

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/war-hammer-fantasy-gif-538802920995600032

[storm jungle]

Big E just set up the dominoes

[vagrant fox]

All the perpetuals are dumbasses and the Emps was just the king of dumbasses this is the true lore

[west pendant]

whos like below the emperor in the hierarchy, well, he is just a symbol now so who actually leads humanity in 40k?

[storm jungle]

^^^^

[storm jungle]

The High Lords

who also got no idea what they are doing

[humble shoal]

The eternals

[storm jungle]

then Guilliman came back and is Imperial Regent

[hallow plover]

Perpetuals is a dumbass concept. The authors were at fault for the horus heresy 🤔

[vagrant fox]

I don't mind the concept, the execution sucked ass

[dire loom]

Just 4 more days..

[hallow plover]

Idk why people hate johnny G

[storm jungle]

hes a bad character

[hallow plover]

He seemed fine in Legion

[storm jungle]

boring

uninteresting

[dire loom]

Good thing I'm off November 11th

[storm jungle]

wait

did you like

see him in anything but Legion

[hallow plover]

Not yer

[storm jungle]

bruh

[hallow plover]

I'm at Nemesis now

[paper haven]

Nothing else to see him in

[hallow plover]

My HH journey is ... slow

[storm jungle]

gay

[languid meadow]

Stop at legion

[west pendant]

witchfinder dilara whats your fav 40k book

[languid meadow]

Stop the count

[hallow plover]

Too late

[vagrant fox]

Should have stopped at the 3rd book

[paper haven]

Legion was John Grammaticus, right?

[humble shoal]

Reminds where is clad

[dire loom]

several people are typing intensifies

[storm jungle]

He appears in

• Know No Fear
• Vulkan Lives
• The Unremembered Empire
• Old Earth
• The First Wall
• Saturnine
• Mortis
• Warhawk
• And the last 3 Siege books

[humble shoal]

Our resident lover of legion

[storm jungle]

He got banned for being pro-colonial racist cunt lol

[vagrant fox]

Banned innit

[west pendant]

Oh btw who the fuck are these egtypian looking ass corrupted space marines

[humble shoal]

Ah

[paper haven]

Yeah I just ignored all that

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Thousand_Sons

you might wanna buckle in

[hallow plover]

I skipped thousand sons and i'n starting Nemesis once I'm finished with the last pages of the night lord omnibus

[humble shoal]

Shame it was funny asking him his favorite part about legion.

[dire loom]

That's a lot of reading..

[languid meadow]

Makes sense considering he posted pro Russian shit in another server I'm in

https://fxtwitter.com/luxnoira/status/1986832914475008336

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[storm jungle]

bruh

[vagrant fox]

I've taken up the mantle of #1 legion hater, it's a noble cause

[storm jungle]

I got a Top 7

but if I had to pick likely Farseer

[paper haven]

Is post colonial racism fine then?

[humble shoal]

Ill take it up

[hallow plover]

Sometimes I miss his ||shitpost||

[storm jungle]

[humble shoal]

Ive only ever read the gk omnibus

But I will hate legion

[paper haven]

I just want to know where the lines are.

[storm jungle]

[near wasp]

The line is about to be the firing line

[hallow plover]

"For research purposes"

[humble shoal]

What about ante-colonial racism?

[near wasp]

Now face the wall

[paper haven]

For research- Fuck he beat me to it

[storm jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/908912109142827082/1079578526623215656/ezgif-3-af1195d740_1.gif

[tough haven]

Watcher in the huh? it cut off, also above and beyond is that good?

[storm jungle]

Watcher in the Rain

and yes it is

probably one of the best 40k books ive read

just remember to read the actual series lol

[tough haven]

Lukas the trickster is a surprising pick

coming from you

[west pendant]

dilara do you read other fantasy books?

[hallow plover]

Farseer my beloved

[near wasp]

Lukas is baller

[paper haven]

John Grammaticus aside, I actually kind of like the human perspective stories

[storm jungle]

I have read tons of them, they are very fun

[tough haven]

I cant remember if I've read farseer

[hallow plover]

Shame that we'll never hear about it again

[tough haven]

Which means I should read it again

[near wasp]

And it makes sense dilara likes it being a deldar fan and all

[hallow plover]

Also what's the status on those eldar relic magic swords

[vagrant fox]

Everyone should read Red Rising it mogs warhammer

[storm jungle]

Its one of the only books ever who does a great job having the perfect split of an xenos/marine protagonist where its very fun in tone AND somehow the author makes both of them win in some capacity in a satisfying way

[tough haven]

@storm jungle So why isnt infinite and the divine in there?

[storm jungle]

Limbo.

[tough haven]

True

actually

didnt look at it like that ig

[storm jungle]

Good book but very overrated and a "well no shit" pick

i simply dont care that much for it

[paper haven]

Impossible

[storm jungle]

like

it literally blew the fandom up

from how popular it was

i prefer more on the side books

[near wasp]

Read grotsnik

[dire loom]

Hipster?

[humble shoal]

Of the lost

[paper haven]

Oh Lukas the trickster. Nevermind, I love that guy

[tough haven]

I might be biased because I love necrons but I thought it was a very good book, my favorite part of it is having a wide range of factions and moments

[storm jungle]

what

[dire loom]

[storm jungle]

IN

DA

LIMBO

WA-WA-WAOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/limbo-of-the-lost-mandaloregaming-the-king-of-limbo-ending-song-gif-11547720153151784580

[near wasp]

She's finally lost it

[tough haven]

Unironically Severed is my favorite 40k book

[vagrant fox]

don't bring up limbo of the lost

[dire loom]

Based

[storm jungle]

I mean it is, its more that literally everyone knows about it

[storm jungle]

You're too young to get this meme

[paper haven]

I knew this day would come

[nocturne crest]

Why does that kingmaker have that star wars font.

[west pendant]

is it wrong to colonize if nobody is there, if the land has no ownership ?

[tough haven]

2nd would have to be Reign and Ruin

[storm jungle]

idfk

[near wasp]

I'm like nearly 25

[tough haven]

Kingmaker would def have to be 3rd or 4th

[storm jungle]

I mean not really no. Colonisation is bad when you literally murder the entire native populace.

[paper haven]

Betrayer for me

[storm jungle]

which is unfortumately what most of humanity has done with it

[dire loom]

Too young

[storm jungle]

its why it has bad annotations for it

[dire loom]

Fresh spawn

[vagrant fox]

25 is basically the same as being a zygote

[dapper gyro]

Don't try, she is long corrupted.

[nocturne crest]

Also, I'm still surprised GW haven't done their own version of Star Wars Vision.

[humble shoal]

Im bout to colonize my fridge

Rashuns

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-gif-26024087

[vital ginkgo]

What would using a beast of nurgle for a demonhost be like? Is that possible or even something anyone would want to do?

[dire loom]

I feel like GW is too strict for something like that IMHO.

[storm jungle]

likely mutated it even more

[tough haven]

It uh

wouldnt be good

[storm jungle]

a beast of nrugle isnt a human

[paper haven]

In a word: Unwise

[storm jungle]

you'd be shoving a daemon inside another one

so it would mutate into something worse

[tough haven]

Probably would just instantly become a beast of nurgle but worse

[storm jungle]

^

this one lol

[vagrant fox]

World Eaters do multiple daemonhosts posession just fine, don't worry about it

[tough haven]

cause keep in mind, they have very little consciousness

[near wasp]

Yeah I'm gonna worry about it

[storm jungle]

8-Backshotbounds

[paper haven]

Daemons can possess other daemons but the daemon being possessed does not care for it

[vital ginkgo]

I meant putting a beast of nurgle into a person

[nocturne crest]

True.

[storm jungle]

they'd explode

[tough haven]

The whole thing of daemonhosts is that the daemon needs to be able to be bound by pacts and whatnot

[storm jungle]

a Beast of Nurgle is like a very middle/high tier demon lol

i doubt a human could contain it as a host

[tough haven]

Same result, blow up into a beast of nurgle

[storm jungle]

^

if their will is strong it would be worse for them, and they'd become like some floating slug monster

[vital ginkgo]

Alright

[paper haven]

You ever see what happens when you fill a rubber glove with water?

[near wasp]

Being a daemon host is just bad all around

[storm jungle]

Basically theres no set rule and its daemonc magic nonsense, do what you want with it, its what makes 40k fun.

[nocturne crest]

Actually, a HBO GW show would be interesting.

[tough haven]

Exorcists chapter...

[rustic patrol]

not sure Beasts of Nurgle are smart enough to do a propper posession without simply taking over the flesh and materializing

[west pendant]

with henry cavill as the main lead

[storm jungle]

they got sentience

thats more than enough

[near wasp]

Those guys are still extremely fucked up

[paper haven]

It's all about vibes

[dapper gyro]

Beast of nugle is also feral for the most part, sent in to disturb the enemy defense.

[storm jungle]

also a daemon is still a daemon at the end of the day

[tough haven]

Yeah they have like the conciousness of a intelligent dog

Just want to spread the love

[paper haven]

No that's syphilis

[storm jungle]

How about you spread your wallet and give me your money nerd

[west pendant]

gamesworkshop

[rustic patrol]

Yeah, but we've never seen a rotfly take over someone.
I've never read about or seen a daemon host that couldn't talk, if at least incoherrently.

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/wallet-gif-25866507

[storm jungle]

It very much doesnt matter

chaos magic works on the whims of the writer

[dapper gyro]

I can spread my feet.

[storm jungle]

its all sorcerous nonsense

[hallow plover]

We had the Tattleslug in dark imperium

[dapper gyro]

I hear that feet make good money.

[storm jungle]

also 40k doesnt really have a set rule for magic

[paper haven]

Bro acting like his wallet changed since the last time he checked

[west pendant]

are you perchance a fan of brandon sanderson?

[hallow plover]

Enters a dude and he thinks it was a nightmare until marie sue magic ultramarineman detects it

[storm jungle]

Enters a dude?

[near wasp]

Hot

[hallow plover]

Exactly what you think

[rustic patrol]

Slaanesh detected

[paper haven]

I just started reading the Storm light archives

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-meme-gif-25705192

[near wasp]

Pretty sure it was tigurus who found the slug

[plush mason]

is that the game that got sued because of all the plagiarism?

[west pendant]

I really enjoyed the stormlight archive

[hallow plover]

Yea him

Nurgle daemons were fun in dark imperium

[paper haven]

Well I say just but I'm four books in and had to stop because the series isn't done yet

[near wasp]

I started with dark imperium

[hallow plover]

Theres a book four?

[west pendant]

it aint done, I sadly didnt really like the latest one and I didnt finish it yet

[paper haven]

Pretty sure. I finished Oathbringer.

[west pendant]

but like the first 2 books are super good

[tough haven]

Anyone read Will Wight books?

Peak AF

[west pendant]

I tried, not for me

[hallow plover]

I liked first 2 SA books but not the 3rd

Became too marvelish

[west pendant]

the 3rd was also good imo but it started to repeat itself a lot

characters redoing the same arcs over and over

[tough haven]

I LOVE THE CRADLE UNIVERSE!!!

https://tenor.com/view/meme-bob-esponja-gif-2904459546447199840

[vagrant fox]

Stormlight Archive is pretty fine, book 4 was a snoozefest though

[tough haven]

I just like the way he does settings and characters, and how by some fucking miracle they all exist in the same universe despite quite different settings

[west pendant]

book 4 was not that good

too long

too mechanical as well

I want to read fantasy to lose myself in the world not to get bored by scietific experiments and magitek mumbo jumbo

[vagrant fox]

anyways instead you should read red rising or the first law, the only two good book series

[west pendant]

i love the first law

If you havent you should read the heroes

its one of my fav books

[vagrant fox]

I've gotten through all of them, they're all very good

Best Served Cold or The Heroes are definitely favourites, the Wisdom of Crowds is a strong contender though

[celest dome]

I didn't really match with the system tbh, but the Travelers Gate trilogy was great

[sacred ginkgo]

Read the fifth

[west pendant]

I hated it even more

at least the 4th book tried to do something different even if I did not vibe with it

wind and truth I noped out 3/4ths of the way through

ill finish it at some point, maybe the ending is gonna redeem it somewhat

[tough haven]

I didn’t think I was going to at first, but it grew on me

I guess I liked it because it felt kinda flexible

[sacred ginkgo]

Why'd you drop out there specifically

[west pendant]

I stopped reading in day 7

too boring, the conflicts that it setup were interesting on paper but brandon just goes about executing them in the most mundane way possible

[sacred ginkgo]

I don't remember what happens on which day, only the order of events

[tough haven]

I was like “oh god is this just gonna be powerscaling the book series?” And it kinda is but it keeps stakes throughout it

[west pendant]

it drags so much, mainly beacuse I dont think the 5th book has interesting antagonists besides Odium, when you setup a conflict between factions, you need to make me care about all parties involved, if I only care about the good guy faction the book is gonna become a generic good guys are righteous and are gonna win story

[sacred ginkgo]

Do you care that much about the ending right now

[west pendant]

brandon lacks that with the || Fused, I just for the life of me cant remember one single Fused character that was good, they are only there to drag out the book and create meaningless tension and fight scenes, Adolins plot being the most egregious in that, its just a bunch of mindless fights that drag on endlessly ||

[west pendant]

You can spoil it to me, I dont mind

[sacred ginkgo]

||they lose, Dalinar takes Honor, then realizes he can't win without destroying the world and yields it to taravangian, who becomes Retribution||

[west pendant]

also || kaladins and szeths arc, once again it drags, they are all on this quest to collect swords, while kaladin is trying to become the first therapist on Roshar, I dont mind the idea but its the execution that really lacks, sure kaladin isnt good at being a therapist, but at the same time its painted in such a juvenile way that I dont think Brandon himself gets how therapy works ||

[sacred ginkgo]

||adolin loses the dome but holds the throne room and kaladin refounds a weird version of the oathpact to protect the spren||

[west pendant]

Ok thats actually cool

ok he might deliver with the ending then

[dapper gyro]

CIA is monitoring chat again

[west pendant]

XD

ok so im super interested in warhammer inquisitor, mechanicus and boltgun

[sacred ginkgo]

Boltgun is a mid boomer shooter

Its hardcarried by being a Warhammer product

[west pendant]

Heresy

[sacred ginkgo]

I've beat it like twice

[west pendant]

why would you play a mid boomer shooter twice

[sacred ginkgo]

It was at least a year apart and I was bored

[west pendant]

its like asking me to reread wind and truth

ill never do it

I think ill focus on the warhammer games that are gonna get sequels

boltgun, mechanicus, omg dawn of war IV

ahhh, I was never good at rts games, I do love warcraft 3

[wintry cloud]

https://www.moddb.com/mods/unification-mod-dawn-of-war-soulstorm/news/definitive-unification

Mod is ready

[celest dome]

Felt like there was no overarching system.
I know it's based on those Wuxia novels but it didn't really work well

[tough haven]

Eh, I guess we wanted different things lol

Have you read the Elder sea series?

That one has a more concrete system

Also a lot more eldritch if you like that

[tough haven]

Mechanicus is peak

https://youtu.be/yBEUwkvNbks?si=b_samJdQJrI9XPlU

[lament shoal]

Rogue trader is getting 2 new dlc, and the 2 dlcs that are currently out are really good too

[celest dome]

Have a long time ago

[surreal nest]

I read the single worst anti warhammer opinion ever and it was about how someone refuses to engage with villainous characters and they only like the media if they have redeemable characters

Bro only watches spongebob I think

[valid needle]

Probably a chaos are evil denier

[west pendant]

thats an interesting take actually

most compelling villains do have redeemable qualities

its what makes them human

and not just caricatures

[storm jungle]

ıdk man pure evil villains can be great too

[surreal nest]

idk I dont think walter white is redeemable at all

still a very engaging story

[storm jungle]

He was around S1

after that yeah no hes a monster lol

[surreal nest]

?

but hes bald?

[storm jungle]

arent you bald

[surreal nest]

Nope very lushious head of hair sorry

[celest dome]

https://tenor.com/view/obama-shrug-oh-really-what-gif-3802473

[west pendant]

well depends, pure evil villains do need something to work with, they cant really stand on their own they are just not compelling enough imo

[celest dome]

Chaos isn't redeemable

[daring creek]

Yeah after walt shaved his head he immediately became more evil

[surreal nest]

Thats what im saying

[daring creek]

Ur hair protects u from evil radiowaves

[surreal nest]

but yeah the main dude's argument was escapism which is such an obnoxious argument

i hate escapists

[valid needle]

To be fair I’ve seen a good few try argue they are

It’s like the imperium are good guys guys but for chaos

[surreal nest]

he probably turned off the TV when squidward said something mean to spongebob because it was too far and irredeemable

[west pendant]

I mean escapism is a valid reason to engage with media

[daring creek]

Look at guys like Anton leVayne or whats his name, guy is literally the author of the Book of Satan.

[surreal nest]

Yeah but relying on it just means you need more help than burying your head in consumption

[daring creek]

He so much looks like a villain

And is one tbh

Pretty sure he was a nazi

[humble shoal]

Levayan satanism, miss me with that

[surreal nest]

idk why but I was thinking of that one character from the no country for old men movie

[humble shoal]

Aquinas got the evil look down pat with his goth baddy

[surreal nest]

i thought that was the protag name

oh his name is anton

[storm jungle]

They absolutely are

we had an entire era of villains in fiction who all have to have some tragic backstory

sometimes a villain whos just a cunt is great, theres many people like that IRL

[surreal nest]

I hate it when every villain now needs to have a justification

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-horner-what-took-you-so-long-idiot-flick-ethical-bug-cricket-gif-27517481

[surreal nest]

lex luthor was great he was just a racist bully

he cant even justify himself

[daring creek]

He truly knew what he looked like and fucking owned it lmfao.

[valid needle]

I love when a villian is just like…

https://tenor.com/view/i-did-it-because-i-liked-it-i-did-it-because-i-liked-it-punisher-punisher-daredevil-punisher-court-scene-punisher-court-speech-gif-9280760464850102883

[storm jungle]

Both is good and none is above the other imo

[humble shoal]

Aquino said anton was too much of a pansy amd made his own satanism with psyops and hookers

[storm jungle]

some are just more enjoyable than others, its very interchangeable

[arctic talon]

Both are fun

[celest dome]

Other than "Satanism" did he do anything actually bad ?

[humble shoal]

I need a chaos guy who is just in it for the love of the game

[arctic talon]

There’s

A lot of those characters

In 40K lol

[humble shoal]

Yeah I need an erebus in my life

[celest dome]

Any Night Lord 💀

[wintry cloud]

Warhammer must not be your thing

[arctic talon]

The word bearer omnibus has my favorite

“I’m in it for the love of the game”

[surreal nest]

Isnt that like any emperors children member too

[arctic talon]

Esque character

[valid needle]

Who is the brother mogging on me for no reason?

[wintry cloud]

Half the dudes in here are iredeemable psychopaths

[queen laurel]

i love evil characters

[surreal nest]

Omg its the batman who laughs

[celest dome]

Half the Imperials are also just in for the love of the game

[queen laurel]

It's absolute joker

[humble shoal]

Anyways aquino is conspiracy theory fodder (and also literally wrote the book on psychological warfare)

[arctic talon]

The mechanicus

[surreal nest]

Oh wow I was just gonna say its a batman character because they looked creepy

[arctic talon]

I’m just lobotomizing people for the love of the game

[surreal nest]

Didnt know my joke was closer to truth. Im so fucking smart

[humble shoal]

This is why they are my favorite faction

[wintry cloud]

Why did you eat those babies?

Because I wanted to? Isn’t that obvious

[celest dome]

Business is booming

[humble shoal]

Would you kick a Christian baby

[celest dome]

Nah, he'd do it cause it maybe make him more beautiful

[surreal nest]

Is that the same robot chassis model whatever as the Blackstone fortress one?

[daring creek]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anton_LaVey

[crystal forum]

his leg armor is literally thigh highs i love it

[arctic talon]

Nah

[surreal nest]

Oh

[arctic talon]

It’s a “cousin” model

[wintry cloud]

He’s so fabulous

[arctic talon]

According to UR-025

To what Ur’s consciousness is occupying

[storm jungle]

Yeah also all robots in 40k follow that domehead design

[humble shoal]

Miss me with lavey mr crowley

[arctic talon]

I’d believe Ur on that

[storm jungle]

since they all are like "kin" to each other

[arctic talon]

Tbh

[storm jungle]

its a nice design touch

[crystal forum]

you're a domehead

[daring creek]

Husband

[arctic talon]

They all have a common ancestor

From something

[storm jungle]

who you calling domehead pinhead

[crystal forum]

[humble shoal]

The one with the robo titties?

[arctic talon]

Also to be pedantic only the bipedal humanoid ones

[celest dome]

Shit it has the dome under sculpt

[storm jungle]

Bro

i didnt even notice that lmao

this shit goes deep

[arctic talon]

These are explicitly derived from the castellax achea during the great crusade lol

[crystal forum]

i wonder what ironkin look like under the dome

[celest dome]

Neither did I, I was ready to throw it at you, and then...

[arctic talon]

“Killing is fun”

[prime seal]

i wish, just 1 datejust 41 is worth more than a 20k point army

[storm jungle]

its like a circuit/computer innard, just horizontal

[arctic talon]

You cannot escape the dome

[near wasp]

Chrome dome

[arctic talon]

Every humanoid human adjacent robot in 40K has a dome head

lol

[crystal forum]

i want it to look like an animatronic with red LED lights for eyes

[storm jungle]

ur ur ur urrr

[arctic talon]

Even the thanatar has a dome

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/wedsus123-gif-12135227489476844190

[arctic talon]

Under the armor

[crystal forum]

the grudge of 87

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[arctic talon]

LOL

[storm jungle]

the Ironkin DO get a bit quirky at night

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-fuzz-shame-gif-26273082

[arctic talon]

FNAF but it’s a bunch of ironkin who really don’t like one of their kin

[storm jungle]

or like

some mechanicus adept overseeing them in storage

lmao

explains why he gets his face chomped off

[arctic talon]

Oh even better lol

[storm jungle]

dont steal shit that isnt yours!!!

[near wasp]

Some men of iron who have been in storage

[celest dome]

Do we consider this a robot or just a drone ?

[arctic talon]

The salvaged automata get a little quirky at night

[storm jungle]

drone

[arctic talon]

Not automata

It lacks a Cybernetica cortex

[crystal forum]

how would mechanicus even stay alive without doing that constantly

[arctic talon]

Which is what defines a mechanicus automata

[celest dome]

fair

[storm jungle]

idk you tell me

[near wasp]

I mean to be fair most the tech in there's in the sense that it's humanities

[west pendant]

its an entirely different matter when everyone is a cunt, not just one person, warhammers appeal to me is exactly its grimdark nature, it takes it to the extreme that it becomes actually compelling

[crystal forum]

cawl or something

[storm jungle]

Better Call Cawl....

[crystal forum]

10 billion to more primaris units

[arctic talon]

Cawl is paid per stubber he can shove on

And by god is he going to add more stubbers

[crystal forum]

invents cheap hover tech

puts heavy stubbers on it

[storm jungle]

hey Jack Horner had all the reasons to be a villain, he never had much as a kid

just loving parents

stability

a mansion

and a thriving bakery business to inherit

all the reasons to be a villain

[west pendant]

I dont know who jack horner is 😭

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/big-jack-big-jack-horner-jack-horner-puss-in-boots-hello-there-gif-1149627804591814621

You will.

[crystal forum]

how

[storm jungle]

[celest dome]

I mean, yes
||Capitalism is the root of evil||

[arctic talon]

Okay the funny thing is he was lying about the mansion part LOL

But it’s still hilarious

He had a good life

[celest dome]

Wait how so was he lying ?

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-popgoes-rayman-2-rayman-gif-1283792894307306306

[rose thorn]

man i wish sylvaneth had an altenrative spell lore

[arctic talon]

His family wasn’t absurdly wealthy is all lol

[west pendant]

bruh I love rayman 2

[arctic talon]

He just says that so there’s no excuse at all

[west pendant]

my childhood right there

[arctic talon]

For anyone to try to justify his actions

lol

[crystal forum]

how tf did they do the frost

[celest dome]

Crystal dipping ?

[arctic talon]

Some sort of powder or green stuff or texture paint

[tough haven]

You start hearing FNAF at Freddy’s but In gothic choir fashion

[arctic talon]

It’s likely a texture paste

[crystal forum]

it looks great

[arctic talon]

It does