40k-lore-chat

[celest dome]

Also wouldn't serve any narrative

[wintry scarab]

Speaking of Hallowette. I fucking hate her. Her being the MTX store doesnt help lol

[celest dome]

She's a fitting character 🤷

[outer wave]

Yeah, fitting to be a GSC..........

[crystal forum]

where is this posted

[near wasp]

@storm jungle you weren't kidding the fortress child is sad af

[storm jungle]

Yeah lol

its a bit funny if you're a dipshit like me but even I went "Damn." lmao

What part are you at?

[near wasp]

Who could of ever seen that coming

Oh they just launched the Blackstone at the planet

[storm jungle]

Man, the way Abaddon says that line

😭

DONT DO IT HOMIE

[near wasp]

Fucking savage

Abbadon is very complex tbf

[storm jungle]

The way he says that line is pure Horus I loved it

[storm jungle]

Im a big fan of how much depth this novel gives him

[near wasp]

He is his father's child

[sacred bluff]

darktide make me go from "bad doggy" to "good doggy"

[near wasp]

Honestly I do not understand the abbadon hate anymore

He seems fine

[storm jungle]

Welcome to my world

as I always kept saying people who "hate" Abaddon have not read a single thing regarding his character

the fact that you were instantly converted says it all

[near wasp]

I mean I never hated abbadon

[sacred bluff]

he was good character in siege

i like him

[near wasp]

I was pretty neutral on him

[queen laurel]

same here

[sacred bluff]

him and kharn were the better characters in the traitor legions

[near wasp]

I do dislike the cadians now though

[storm jungle]

LOL

Why is that

[jade holly]

I thought that said Canadians lmao

[near wasp]

Because Ive always disliked them, and now that I've listened to them for 20 hours I'm kinda sick of them

[storm jungle]

Good

[near wasp]

They are in so many books as basic guard regiment 86

[storm jungle]

Yeah same here, i think the Cadian characters in the novel are good but i couldnt give a single fuck about any of them

minus Creed hes fun

[jade holly]

tHe PlAnEt BrOkE bEfOrE tHE mEn DiD

stfu you lost smh

[near wasp]

Creed and helska are cool

But that's about it

[queen laurel]

yo dilara, how was dispatch ep 5 and 6

[near wasp]

Glaive was so delusional it was snnoying

[storm jungle]

Yeah sounds about right lol

[storm jungle]

Pretty good, just wish there was more scenes

[queen laurel]

yeah i thank goodness i was able to

keep up

[jade holly]

[sacred bluff]

so fall of cadia good or no

[near wasp]

Yes

[sacred bluff]

i assume so cause robert rath

[near wasp]

Very good

It'd just long

[sacred bluff]

i wonder how long the scouring will be

[near wasp]

Very long

[storm jungle]

Correct assumption just on the fact that its written by Rath yeah its very good, highly recommend it.

[near wasp]

Greyfax is a gigachad

[storm jungle]

Legit also a master-class showcase of how your book can have over like 10+ POV swap chapters and still be super coherent and fun

[queen laurel]

does rath have any xeno's books

[storm jungle]

[sacred bluff]

the infinite and divine..

[queen laurel]

hey doesn't hurt to ask

[storm jungle]

^

[queen laurel]

oh damn he's the one who wrote that no wonder it's good

[near wasp]

Lol

[queen laurel]

but besides that does he have any other or?

[sacred bluff]

he has like one of the biggest xeno books out there

[wind canyon]

I hope he does a Kingmaker sequel next

[storm jungle]

InfiniteDivine was like his breakout novel

[queen laurel]

yeah he's good

[rose thorn]

Oh isn’t bleeding stars a gsc story?

[storm jungle]

Ye

[storm jungle]

Necrons

[queen laurel]

Necrons

[vagrant fox]

Too gscbrained

[rose thorn]

My bad I was thinking cult of the bleeding star

Disciples of the bleeding star*

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Disciples_of_the_Bleeding_Star

[queen laurel]

if GSC have 500 fans mags is one of them if GSC have 100 fans mags is one of them, if GSC have 5 fans mag is one of them, if GSC no longer have any fans mags has died of a refinery explosion and had her ashes incinerated

[rose thorn]

If gsc no longer has any then the star children has arrived

[near wasp]

Lol

[rose thorn]

It’s like being a sisters of battle fan except your faction are socialists

[near wasp]

Aren't they theological monarchy?

Gsc I mean

[sacred bluff]

they are hive mind aliens

[near wasp]

I mean they literally have a patriarch

And are religious cults

[storm jungle]

the patriarch is more just because it sounds cool tbh

[vagrant fox]

Have you learnt nothing from Warhammers

[near wasp]

Inquistors dying because they try to do stupid shit is so fucking satisfying

[storm jungle]

Those damn chaos snipers

[near wasp]

I'm not crying at the end of this book I swear

This is my fox hole

I can't believe I stopped right before the best part of the book

This is wild

There I finished the book ;-;

[storm jungle]

bro cannot finish in any circumstance

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

but yeah glad you liked the book, told you it was

[near wasp]

The first like half was just so slow

But like holy shit it got so good

Now what to listen too

[humble shoal]

And he drives around in the pimpmobile right?

[storm jungle]

no

[near wasp]

He's a pimp named slickback

[humble shoal]

I would love a gsc to pull up in one of these

[near wasp]

Drive by with autoguns

[humble shoal]

And like 50 of the big guys just squeeze out of it

[vagrant fox]

That's something American rapper and record producer Evil Pimp would drive around in

[near wasp]

Nahhhh

[humble shoal]

Clown car style

[rose thorn]

Hopefully it returns one day

[spring cairn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1221607272661385216/1436030093934985296/86EFCF9B-9831-4328-B8A7-AD130D8A4E3F.jpg?ex=690e1ebe&is=690ccd3e&hm=507b7c71e1b05475f6a12c2715f5249ec5b719ff383ffa7c489e52fab6e2e8e3&=&format=webp&width=602&height=788

[humble shoal]

Hello this is the carcharadons

You all belong to us now

[near wasp]

Oh that's unfortunate

[rose thorn]

I get how Goliath, orlock, and cawdor could become Genestealer infected, but how does esher and Delaque genestealer tainted gangs happen?

[celest dome]

Why would they bemore difficult to infect ?

Esher could have them become infected cause they've played with various chemicals and tried using GS bits

Or have them be forced

[storm jungle]

Getting seperated

the underhive is big

you need to remember Gang Houses are huge

[rose thorn]

Fair

[storm jungle]

The main house would never be that under threat but theres like thousands of seperate gang contingents that can get infected

one of the rulebooks for example has an art of a GSC psyker escher

[rose thorn]

Ye I was just wondering since it would take like 3 or 4 generations to get like that

[rose thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1419663976165412865/image0.gif

[outer wave]

So question: the serpent god they worshiped was a tyranid or just another god that got fused into the star gods mythology for these guys?

[rose thorn]

another god

after the ecclesiarchy arrived htey changed it to the fanged emperor and the genestealer cults rolled with it

[outer wave]

Oh thats rad

I love evolving mythologies!

[rose thorn]

fr

[storm jungle]

fully agreed

[near wasp]

I'm writing my DND characters backstory RN and boy I may have made a mistake

I'm playing a pirate character and I've made the foolish choice to write the backstory out like a journal/captains log

[paper haven]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-rookie-numbers-gif-20904132

[near wasp]

I'm just rocking out to shanties while I type

[prime seal]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-running-monkey-gibbon-running-gif-14143153164553693972

[radiant lance]

Are thigh high socks considered an appropriate modification to the flesh?

[median star]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[rocky gale]

They certainly make my flesh weak

[rose thorn]

Weird looking 40k factions

[storm jungle]

[celest dome]

So many Fyreslayer

Gitz staying winning

[tough haven]

I too am writing a character that’s pirate coded, and idk if I want to actually make him a pirate

[rocky gale]

I'm writing a series of Clown NPC's who are secretly wizards for my D&D group to encounter

[near wasp]

I mean there's tons to do on a ship, you don't necessarily need to make them a pirate

[rocky gale]

Transmutation clown who does card tricks, Illusionist clown who mimes, Conjuration clown who does magic tricks and an Enchanter clown who does hypnotism

[near wasp]

Sounds horrifying

[rocky gale]

The first time they encounter each of them they will be themselves and use their powers for entertainment and to invite them to the Festival, but the second time they meet them at the festival they will have been absorbed by an Oblex and will be trying to trick them into getting consumed as well

Fucking love the Oblex

[near wasp]

Oh sweet mother mary

Jfc

[rocky gale]

It absorbs people and then makes jelly clones of them using their memories to trick more people

[near wasp]

Actually nightmare fuel

[wintry scarab]

Idk why this is annoying me so much. MrE 100% knows what the new class is. Making these "theory" vids just feels so disingenuous. I mean, overall, who cares. But still rubs me the wrong way.

[queen laurel]

the fact that this is from a make a wish kid is crazy

[rocky gale]

Yea, a kid came up with the idea and design for one of my favourite D&D monsters

It's so peak

[tough haven]

I don’t know if I want them to be tied to an oceanic career though yet

[near wasp]

Ah

[celest dome]

Once planned a Barbarian Pirate that was of the Ancestral Guardian path

[near wasp]

I'm a hobgoblin swashbuckler barbarian

[arctic talon]

What a combination

[hallow saddle]

was just gonna say this haha

still not even talking about the chapter!!!!

[near wasp]

I have no idea how well it's gonna work

[arctic talon]

It sounds fun

[near wasp]

I'm sure it will be

[humble shoal]

Heh

[rose thorn]

Need a name for the patriarch…

[humble shoal]

Slickback

[celest dome]

The venom one right ?

[rose thorn]

Yeha

[tough haven]

So do mindshackle scarabs function on xenos races like Aeldari or Orks, or is it uniquely effective on weak humie minds?

[celest dome]

Nidhogg

[celest dome]

They've been designed way before humanity came out of its caves

So probably would work on naything biological

[arctic talon]

Works on anything biological

[tough haven]

Second question, how would I best describe how being mindshackled feels to the victim

[celest dome]

Get roofied and write down your feeling

But it work by forcing suggestion

[prime seal]

wallace

[arctic talon]

Depends on the type of shackling

[rose thorn]

He’s a messenger of the Fanged Emperor

[arctic talon]

It can be like brainwashing like it’s “your idea” to do this

Or ect.

It can be forced

Against the persons will

Ect.

[tough haven]

Basically I’m writing a band of mercs being hunted by a deathmark, who in an effort to toy with its prey, and sow disorder, mindshackles one or more of them to kill the others

How hard is it to resist it

[arctic talon]

You literally can’t

Once it’s done

It either needs to be removed or you’re shackled

[tough haven]

Doesn’t that like burn out the scarabs?

Or the persons brain?

[arctic talon]

It usually fucks with the persons brain

But the scarab won’t burn out

Not unless it’s a Psyker

Once you’re shackled you’re fucked

lol

[rose thorn]

Bearer of the Emperor's Fangs? Saint of Venom?

[tough haven]

Ok, how easy is it to spot/remove, assuming your performing a full medical scan

[arctic talon]

Very

Assuming you scan under the skin

They’re around the brain area

[rose thorn]

bruh

[arctic talon]

Why are your recommendations like this

[rose thorn]

because i sleep watching northernlion stream vods

[tough haven]

Now, the question is, who is the most fun target for me to have shackled, The raven guard space marine, the Ordo xenos lexmechanic, the sister of battle, the Aeldari Corsair, the Aeldari ranger, or the Ork Runtherd

I feel like making one of the xenos the target is too easy narratively

“Oh no the alien we brought along betrayed us, who could have guessed?”

If I pick the lexmechanic, idk who would find and attempt to diagnose the problem, as the other characters would know Jack shit about it

[lament shoal]

The Lexmechanic

Cure condition via execution lmao

[tough haven]

What if I don’t want any of the main characters to die this early in the story lol

I gotta turn this possession into an arc somehow

[tough haven]

They are rather… untrustworthy, would 100% sacrifice the others when they get inconvenient

[rose thorn]

hey what soudns better

[tough haven]

That might make them too obvious a traitor though

[rose thorn]

Toxicracy or toxicocracy

[queen laurel]

The first one because the second one makes me feel like saying the name of a baby while getting punched in the head

[rose thorn]

lmao

[humble shoal]

Make it a random unnamed janitorial staff that needs a perception check to see

[tough haven]

Not deep enough of a betrayal

[humble shoal]

Orc was banging the janitor

Is traitor by proxy

[tough haven]

Unrelated to xeno influence

Crime of passion

[humble shoal]

Yup

Its so off the wall they might not even feel betrayed

[arctic talon]

Pick the marine or sister of battle

If it has to be the party

[humble shoal]

Or even bigger twist

They are all possesed

[arctic talon]

Lol

Actually that’s a fun one

They’re all mind shackled so they can’t truly kill each other

[humble shoal]

I know its genestealers

But imagine different tzeentchian demons

Possesing party

And all trying different machiavellian schemes to damn the party

[opaque coyote]

This is gonna be a weird question

But how does Ork flesh feel?

Like is it similar to human

Or is it spongey like fungus

[dapper gyro]

They have blood, therefore pressure under the skin, so it wouldn't feel like fungus.

[outer wave]

Ork meat is said to be tough, so I assume its rather bumpy, leathery, and tough

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I would assume that if you were allowed to like

Feel an Ork's skin without being krump'd

It would feel like the surface of a mushroom

[lament shoal]

Its necron scarab mindshackling not genestealers

[opaque coyote]

Bumpy

Rough

Etc.

[humble shoal]

Ah

[opaque coyote]

I don't think Orks have body hair right?

[dapper gyro]

Stop molesting the poor ork.

[opaque coyote]

Their hair is usually squigs

[humble shoal]

Necron scarabs from different dynasties

[outer wave]

I like that it has the caption of "Please dont actually try eating these"

[languid meadow]

Ork propaganda

they're trying to gatekeep the flavour of squig

[outer wave]

Damn we gotta get them back

[plush mason]

outer worlds loading screens be like

[valid needle]

Ts why the imperium exists

Nightmare fuel

[near wasp]

Could go for some teriyaki squig

[lament shoal]

@rose thorn

[opaque coyote]

"Da gud stuff" is I think where the ribs would be?

So the Orks like ribs the most

[nocturne crest]

Well, they just delayed GTA 6.

https://vxtwitter.com/RockstarGames/status/1986540361011880167

Rockstar Games (@RockstarGames)

Hi everyone,

Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026.

We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and deserve.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 6, 2025, 9:05 PM

[opaque coyote]

A WHOLE YEAR??

At this rate we might actually get a new half life game before GTA 6

Wait we already did

Yet another new HL game

[nocturne crest]

An extra 6 months.

[opaque coyote]

Eh

I hope it actually releases finished

At least

Cause if even after this it releases buggy as shit

...

[arctic talon]

genuinely I 100% knew it was getting delayed lol

There was no fucking way the announced date was possible imo

[nocturne crest]

I do wonder if they're have tried to add an A.I into this.

https://vxtwitter.com/skydancegames/status/1986539089164972440?s=46&t=lvoNumZw5WPo-oftEwqC2w

Skydance Games (@SkydanceGames)

Important update regarding MARVEL 1943: Rise of Hydra.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 6, 2025, 9:00 PM

[wintry scarab]

Im a PC player, so it looks like itll be 2+ years for me. 🙁

[nocturne crest]

Damn, you'll probably have another president by then.

[near wasp]

Actually depressing

Fml

[nocturne crest]

Fuck, I'll be over 30 at that point too.

[wintry scarab]

I dont have a president. I have a king. But i wouldnt be surprised if we have another king by the time GTA6 comes around lol.

[near wasp]

England?

[wintry scarab]

Yessir! (Im not english, but i try to larp as one)

[near wasp]

Your for sure gonna have a new king

Bros on 1 hp

[wintry scarab]

Yeah. And something tells me, hes hiding some demons in his closet. Just like the rest of the royal family. (joke)

Actually, idk if i can say that lol

[near wasp]

Yeah they might actually lock you up over there

[wintry scarab]

Idk if all those vids of brits getting locked up for saying stuff online are real or propaganda, but i dont want to risk it lol

[dark moon]

You might not be entirely wrong if the royal portrait is anything to go by.

[near wasp]

People have been getting arrested over there for speech for years

[opaque coyote]

I swear by the time GTA 6 goes around

I will probably be severely disappointed

Because very rarely does a game with this much delays end up good

Things are probably fucking horrible behind the scenes

[nocturne crest]

Rockstar did just engage in union busting recently.

[dark moon]

Over-promise, Over-market, Under-deliver. Modern “AAA” games in a nutshell.

[opaque coyote]

Yeah the game is cooked

Burnt

[nocturne crest]

Fuck, the Halo combat evolved remake is coming out around that time too.

[near wasp]

That looked so awesome

[wintry scarab]

I dont want to piss in your cereal, but i have some strong opinions on that remake lol.

[nocturne crest]

Fair enough.

I might not even get it, but I can just see Microsoft deciding to push the day ahead instead.

[wintry scarab]

Also, its rockstar. Have you played rdr2? Because if GTA6 will be that quality, im going to be more than happy.

Ive been very slowly replaying rdr2 over the last year, and every time i come back to it, it blows me away. The story, graphics, phisics, detail. Its nuts imo

But then the actual gamplay is kinda dogwater lol

[near wasp]

I'm still so pissed about rdr2

They fucking abandoned that game

It had so much fucking potential and they squandered it

[wintry scarab]

What, the online?

[near wasp]

Yes!

[wintry scarab]

Im so glad that i didnt play much of the online lol. Because i would have been really upset

I hated how they just tried to make it gta online

[nocturne crest]

One of the founders of Rockstar said they don't want to continue the RDR franchise.

[languid meadow]

they recently started updating it again but I haven't heard much since then

[wintry scarab]

I mean it makes sense. Story wise, there isnt really anywhere to go.

[near wasp]

It's so hacker infested now it doesn't matter

Can't even fucking hunt or fish without some no life loser trolling you for existing

At least in GTA you can have private lobbies

But noooooooooo rdo doesn't get private lobbies

Ok rant over

[sacred bluff]

can i have custodian dreadnought armor pwease 🥺

[rose thorn]

lol

[wintry scarab]

I do feel bad for you rdr2 playrs. It was very much a vibe game. And it sucks how it got treated by rockstar. But at the same time, gta 5 online, seems to not be doing so well either. I used to play that game non-stop. I mean i still love that game, but its not what it used to be. I tried to play a bit of it earlier and its just kinda lost its charm. At the end of the day, im most hyped for gta6 story mode. Because i can almost confirm. gtaa 6 online will be dogwater. + GTA has a subscription now? WHAT?! WHY!?

[rose thorn]

tbh this is kinda sick

and holds alot of artistic meaning

[near wasp]

As long as they don't add an oppressor again it'll be fine

[rose thorn]

me every time i vote:

[wintry scarab]

Its like being a halo fan. "This time, theyre not lying to me and itll be great." i say knowing it will not be great.

[near wasp]

Also I played GTA rp for a few years when I got bored of online

Played a cop for like a year and half

[dark moon]

For sure, but my immediate thought when I first saw it was: “Since when was the King a member of a Khornate Warband? Where’s Anakwanar Sek?

[rose thorn]

he is also old as shit and wanted a painting taht stood out otherwise he would just be anotehr old guy

[dark moon]

It certainly achieved that lmao.

[rose thorn]

either hte artist or he requested the hyper red blurriness to meanilke 'the title is smoke and mirrors all that matters is the person in it' but that requires consulting the artist lol

hey whats that extemrinatis that is just liek a planet wide chemical bomb

i cant remmeber whta it was

[near wasp]

Virus bomb

Or are you talking about phosphex

[rose thorn]

the virus bomb does liek 3 things in loer and im not srue if its the one im thinking of

it like releases a gas that maeks eveyrthing melt

it mgiht be virus bomn

but mi nto certain

nvm yeah

its virus bomb

[young pecan]

what if there was an exterminatus that just mildly inconvenienced everyone instead of killing them

[rose thorn]

trying ot find speciifc tuypes of warcrimes done by the imperium is hard

[young pecan]

that would be nice methinks

[rose thorn]

Heraclitus causes all plant life to grow at a rate so fast it destroys the whole planet

[young pecan]

That's a lot more than mild inconvenience but that is cool

[near wasp]

Are you drunk or something

[rose thorn]

no my attention is just split between like 4 things atm

[near wasp]

Ok cause I'm used to you spelling much better than that so

XD seen more typos outa you in the last 30 than I've seen in months

[storm jungle]

I never had as big of a "I get it now..." moment as when I first played RD2

genuinely probably one of the best games ive ever played lol

[storm jungle]

Its gonna sell like hot cakes and the entire world will be playing it, nothing is "fucked behind the scenes", game making is just very hard as it turns out.

im legit tired of seeing these weird ass takes every time it gets delayed, its been under development for like 7 years for a reason lol

[spring cairn]

i knew ts was a psyop by the cia

[near wasp]

I'm honestly just so done with gaming this year been a whole shitton of disappointment

[storm jungle]

The union busting thing is bullshit, the devs they fired were openly breaking NDA in a non-company discord server and thus got removed due to that, remember what they did to just 1 guy who was leaking builds of the game a year or two ago for that alone lol

[storm jungle]

Yeah but doesnt realy matter, Rockstar always cooks

people were saying this exact same shit when RD2 was coming out

[humble shoal]

I'll wait 10 years for it to go on sale

[storm jungle]

unironically me with RD2

[spring cairn]

i'll wait 10 years for it to get on pc

[near wasp]

Not even just rockstar

[humble shoal]

this too

[spring cairn]

might aswell pretend the game isn't coming out for another 5 years

[near wasp]

Entire year has just been over hyped or scams

[storm jungle]

Rockstar is a different breed of developers entirely tbh, you cant exactly compare them to other studios comparing their track record.

[spring cairn]

no rockstar i'm not buying a ps5 to play 1 game

[storm jungle]

if GTA 6 came out like what most people expect it to it would blow up the entire company, they are fully aware of this

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-bug-god-gif-19638019

[humble shoal]

gta6 is gonna be like saints row

[spring cairn]

i admire the quality but gta is a bit overrated still

the gameplay isn't that riveting

[storm jungle]

I mean

the last GTA game we got was over a decade ago

[spring cairn]

it's about the WORLD ik ik

[storm jungle]

not really no

its about the characters and plot

the world comes like 3rd or 4th place

[spring cairn]

that's part of the world in my book

[near wasp]

I just like driving tbh

[storm jungle]

nope

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/cyber-punk-cyberpunk2077-desert-window-bug-gif-19532548

[storm jungle]

[spring cairn]

i said so so it is

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124335205650538509/1283126260775784529/bonk_loop.gif

[storm jungle]

Nope 2x

id say "its fun fiction" but uh

shit happening IRL recently literally feel like GTA at this point

so kill me

[lament shoal]

I should rob a bank

[storm jungle]

"The US president decided to tax penguins"

[coral granite]

https://tenor.com/view/wasted-gta-gif-11634324409486659933

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/wasted-gif-18051233

[coral granite]

Lol

[rose thorn]

Brain rot, physics is a bitch lol

I miss ecology lmao

[lament shoal]

Flashback to when I made a commissar rt that was literally just Ciaphas Cain

[near wasp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735819155608961044/1129144998856757369/Warhammer-40000--Ciaphas-Cain-Commissar-wh-40000-7596564.gif

[rose thorn]

Man still it’s so weird to me Genestealer cult tainted rogue traders are a thing

I know I’ve read about it like 5 times

But still

[lament shoal]

It can happen in the game too lol

[storm jungle]

^

[storm jungle]

Void King?

[rose thorn]

Yeha lmao and the rusted claw

[rose thorn]

WHAT

WHAT

[storm jungle]

Lmaooo

that entire twist is so weird

especially since it amounts to nothing lol

and the protagonists just win

[rose thorn]

The rusted claw or the void king

[storm jungle]

where in the Rusted Claw is there a twist

and where in it are "protagonists" maggie

[rose thorn]

Fucking idk because in rusted claw form it’s ’they find a void ship’ then ‘spread with the help of tained rogue trader’

[storm jungle]

removing your fingers

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-hamster-cute-hamster-cute-thumbs-gif-8575100011196051101

[rose thorn]

Void king wasn’t bad, i liked a lot of ideas in jt

[storm jungle]

I really didnt like it

[near wasp]

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

[daring creek]

In the grimdarkness of tge 41st Millennium. Are there starbucks?

[storm jungle]

no

[daring creek]

I need my sugary coffee

[storm jungle]

coffee exists

[near wasp]

There is still coffee

[rose thorn]

It feels like fan fiction lmao

[storm jungle]

100%

my issue is more like

the book just explores NOTHING about being a rogue trader, at all

[daring creek]

Does it have 10 squirts of brown sugar syrup

[storm jungle]

its such false advertising

[lament shoal]

Yeah LOL

[rose thorn]

The dynasties and politics and a lot of stuff like that at the beginning

[storm jungle]

Yeah but it sclassic noble nonsense

its not even interesting

its the classic:

"My dad died so now everyone looks to me as a leader they doubt"

[lament shoal]

It can happen towards the end of the void shadows dlc through some dialogue choices and there's an ending slide for it too

[storm jungle]

ive seen this heir shit thousands of times

[rose thorn]

Tbf he was right about his dad not being murdered by the most obvious guys

[storm jungle]

LOL yeah

[rose thorn]

Have a few good ideas for rogue trader ship personalities, like they can be utter freaks and no one bats an eye

[rose thorn]

Pls tell me how lmao

[storm jungle]

its an instant game over

[lament shoal]

Ignore the warnings from the death cultist that shows up when you meet Monteg during the cult uprising on the ship following the assassination attempt on you in the elevator

[humble shoal]

you also can just... join the genestealers

[lament shoal]

Also its funny how the rt can just be so stupid and gullible in that part

[lament shoal]

That's what we're talking about

[humble shoal]

yeah

you can do it willingly too

[storm jungle]

thats what we just said

kill this guy

[rose thorn]

Crying

[lament shoal]

"Hmm yes I should totally ignore the warnings from the death cult known for being extremely accurate in their prophesies, surely my infernus master who just so conveniently showed up doesn't have an ulterior motive."

[storm jungle]

tbh I love contrasting choices like that in the game

you can be having the most pleasant convo with an NPC

and 4th or 3rd choice is like

"Break their knees and kill them"

[near wasp]

I'm gonna be playing rt with my DND group and the most unpredictable player is gonna be the trader

[humble shoal]

ask cassia to be chill and she says "do not suffer the xenos to live"

[rose thorn]

I wish that RT had more choices of options to have even more personality, even if they did trh same thing, but also everyone who doenst wanan rp as their RT would get annoyed lol

5000 more options that do the same thing!!!!

[lament shoal]

Least violent and sadistic heretic dialogue choice:

[near wasp]

That's not even a heretic option

[humble shoal]

abelard, eat their spleens

[humble shoal]

thats iconoclast

[storm jungle]

"heretic" 💀

[lament shoal]

Ik but a lot of heretic ones are like that lmao

[humble shoal]

dogmatic is to kill him

heretic is eating him

[lament shoal]

Halo device moment

[rose thorn]

idk if this is true

[humble shoal]

cuts to kriegsman killteam

with the colors

[rose thorn]

LAMO

[radiant lance]

So how exactly do you reconcile the fact that Warhammer fantasy swordsman are fighting the same daemons as space marines?

Are greatswordsman in fantasy just built different?

[rose thorn]

What?

[surreal nest]

He is saying that chaos daemons are the same between both IPS so the fantasy people using swords and sticks are crazy for fighting what space marines fight in their universe

[rose thorn]

Oh yeah, demons in ToW and AOS and daemons in 40K are completely unrelated and are completely separate in terms of power and lore. Most of the time they just reuse lore for both lol.

[young pecan]

"You're a little bitch and your brother was, too."

[arctic talon]

They're not the same daemons power wise

mostly because GW decided that like

in 3e or 4e for 40k

with new daemon lore

[radiant lance]

What if:
Just built different

[young pecan]

I thought that regardless of setting, more personal ways of killing daemons are more effective

[arctic talon]

also in any case daemons in WHFB are less bullshit

compared to their iterations in 40k and AoS

where their weapons just fucking ignore everything but magic

💀

[young pecan]

A normal sword in 40k for sure doesn't kill a daemon though regardless

[arctic talon]

well it can

its just hard

[radiant lance]

Have you tried using more faith?

[arctic talon]

anyways WHFB daemons are honestly much more "sanely" scaled

to everything around them

lol

AoS daemon weapons ignore everything but magical armor

don't ask how you can block their attacks with a sword

I don't fucking know ask GW

[radiant lance]

F A I T H

[young pecan]

ever hear of the devil's claw

[arctic talon]

in 40k that also applies but idfk either

[arctic talon]

curse of overhead

[radiant lance]

THe devil's claw really needs a buff now that the DS has a parry

Why does this weapon even exist anymore

[arctic talon]

its cool

Also daemons in whfb were really funny on the tabletop compared to lore

Always getting in nice and neat formations

[young pecan]

Well you see

If you want to make the game harder

For no upside

It's right there

[arctic talon]

Like bloodletters being in formation I can see

[young pecan]

It also technically has better cleave on the parry but who actually cares when any armored enemy takes forty parries each to kill

[arctic talon]

But stuff like horrors? Or nurglings? Nah

[young pecan]

Wouldn't it make sense for nurglings to naturally gather around leaders like GUOs?

Probably not formation still but kinda close

[arctic talon]

Yeah but they wouldn’t be in nice neat formations like they are on tabletop

[young pecan]

True

I like how they are in TWH3

[arctic talon]

Yeah TWH has them in looser formations

[young pecan]

One of the few units where they don't spread evenly

[arctic talon]

Which is better aesthetically

[young pecan]

And they gather up into little mechs

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fallout-new-vegas-dance-dancing-gif-6128875342791912116

[arctic talon]

It’s not from personal expierence

lol

[young pecan]

Oh boy a ranger, I wonder what they have to say about my memorial

[arctic talon]

💀

[nocturne crest]

Can you imagine if DOW 4 gets delayed?

[arctic talon]

I wouldn’t care

Tbh

[young pecan]

I don't trust games being delayed to actually make them any better atp

Not after Dying Light 2

[arctic talon]

lol

Delaying games is fine imo

It usually helps with it

Not always though lol

[opaque coyote]

Yeah sometimes it's just game development being hard.

And sometimes it's things actually being on fire in the background.

It's not like the companies ever tell anybody for obvious reasons

I do genuinely hope it's the normal amount of turbulence and they're actually just trying to make sure it's clean and finished

Rather than just them desperately trying to cover up a fire

[arctic talon]

It’s prolly going fine they just need more time is my bet

lol

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

I don’t think the release date was realistic

Based on what was leaked from the hack ages ago

[opaque coyote]

But if it releases and the launch is about as bad as like Cyberpunk.

I will laugh

[arctic talon]

lol

[opaque coyote]

Borderlands 4 moment

[hollow lantern]

I remember GTA V being borderline unplayable on PC even with an extra year in the oven compared to consoles

On release

[arctic talon]

This is normal for rockstar tbf 💀

They’re awful at PC optimization

Not an excuse

But I think it should be expected

[storm jungle]

Theres no fire in the background lol

[opaque coyote]

It's like expecting every Bethesda release to be buggy as shit at a minimum

[storm jungle]

I literally have a friend as a programmer in there

[storm jungle]

Also this is it yeah, the game is extremely ambitious

[young pecan]

Crazy how Borderlands 4 existed for a week

[opaque coyote]

It doesn't help that Randy literally insulted everybody that complained about the performance issues

[arctic talon]

To the point where I think some graphic shit is unnecessary gut whatever they want to do it so idc.

lol

The individual bubble water physics shit

Is insane

Like

[opaque coyote]

Insanity

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

Ironically i asked my friend and he said they are actually optimizing the PC port for once ala RD2, that game ran REALLY well for me when i was expecting it to completely melt my PC

so we'll see

[arctic talon]

Is it cool? Yes

[arctic talon]

Jesus Christ

It’s happening

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[opaque coyote]

I guess we'll see.

Hopefully I'll be able to play it before I finish college

[arctic talon]

The one game releasing this year I was looking forward to was great, aside for performance issues

lol

[storm jungle]

Yeah i got no idea how they are gonna do it, GTA 6 is one of the few games where it has actual "next gen graphics" so im kinda worried

[arctic talon]

So whatever

[storm jungle]

Rockstar always cooks

gamers are just braindead

people will be lining up to buy this shit on release date because mindless consumers and mindless consumers

[arctic talon]

Tbh they’re at the diminishing returns point with it

lol

[hollow lantern]

Tbh I do not think Rockstar has cooked cooked since Bully

[opaque coyote]

shoves Red Dead Online back into the trash

[storm jungle]

oof

awful take lmao

especially when RD2 exists

[hollow lantern]

Idc how good the game looks if it isn't interesting

[storm jungle]

kill this guy

[hollow lantern]

Red Dead 2?

[opaque coyote]

I do wish for the Manhunt series to come back

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

I’ve literally never played a rockstar game

lol

[hollow lantern]

I'm gonna be honest red dead 2 is, imo, awful. That game bored me to tears.

[storm jungle]

"Awful"

holy shit

[arctic talon]

And I don’t plan on playing gta6 either

[storm jungle]

lmao

[arctic talon]

Happy for the people who do play it tho lol

[storm jungle]

yeah i do not trust those takes on anything

[hollow lantern]

You don't have to.

[arctic talon]

It’s personal taste

lol

[young pecan]

seeking missile landed a country away

[hollow lantern]

Yup.

[storm jungle]

I mean

its really not when its a wrong one

[opaque coyote]

Although tbf I think what made it disturbing was more the sound design if anything.

Like games now are much more Gorey and realistic. But the sounds still fucking disturb me.

[storm jungle]

genuinely one of the best games ive ever played, anyone who says its boring that ive met usually has the attention span of a cod player too

thankfully ive rarely met those kinds of people

[hollow lantern]

I do not think any game is made better by forcing me to eat and brush a horse

The gunplay was meh

[storm jungle]

It isnt forcing you to

thats literally optional

[hollow lantern]

The story I did not find interesting

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

Yeah uh, that says more about you tha nthe story i think

[young pecan]

But the horses are sentient so you're forced to brush the horse or you're a bad person

[storm jungle]

again, its okay to not get hooked but do not call RD2 "awful", thats genuinely an extremely bizarre opinion

[hollow lantern]

Youre forced to eat and brush the horse or your stats are abysmal

[storm jungle]

Not really

also what you said takes like 10s btw

[young pecan]

RDR2 hate is really popular for some reason

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

Insert that fuck ass mobile ad

[storm jungle]

its really not

[opaque coyote]

Let me find it actually

[storm jungle]

people that hate RD2 ironically are like very small considering the game is very good as it is

[hollow lantern]

Its 10s repeatedly for every single action, it adds up and detracts from my immersion tbh

[storm jungle]

Again really not

also uh

[young pecan]

I'm guessing you're not a Tiktok brainrotter because it's everywhere on there

[storm jungle]

detracts from my immersion
literally added for immersion

[storm jungle]

Definitely not lol

[opaque coyote]

@hollow lantern describing RDR2's horse care:

https://youtube.com/shorts/dD4FOwu0ggE?si=vvcUXE6ZUYMWYgSB

[young pecan]

Probably self-contained community but still

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY lmao

and you barely have to do most of it for your horse which is hilarious

feeding it and brushing it at best takes like a few seconds

and removes nothing

its very neat

also actually for once has you connect with your mount

but somehow this is "bad"

[opaque coyote]

You mean I have to simulate taking care of a living creature for two seconds?

Awful

[storm jungle]

ikr, crazy

[hollow lantern]

Right. I forgot you're incapable of interacting with opposing opinions without also being deeply rude.

[storm jungle]

Im not being rude

im just stating whats in the game

and im not even a huge RD2 fan lol

[opaque coyote]

You are quite rude at times I have to agree

[storm jungle]

[young pecan]

I think it's fine to not be super interested in it, but there's a point where you can still recognize that the game has immense value and is objectively pretty good

Even if you don't like it

[storm jungle]

Oh that i agree with

but calling it "awful" is just very weird

that feels almost like bait

[opaque coyote]

...

Hollow Knight is objectively good but I just can't get into it

Good on people who enjoy it though

[young pecan]

Haven't tried it myself yet

[opaque coyote]

I guess it's because I like to know where to fucking go

[storm jungle]

I literally know nothing about the game in any capacity or care

but im glad it took the internet by storm

for like... idk a week?

[young pecan]

Silksong begging was also pretty consistent from what I saw

[storm jungle]

oh wait

i confused it with Silksong whoops

[opaque coyote]

Silksong MFS waited for so long that they basically turned insane

[storm jungle]

Arkham

[opaque coyote]

The Aslume gains a new building

[storm jungle]

i feel like that entire community should be put down

but thats just me

[young pecan]

officer boles

[storm jungle]

Dorktide's fandom can follow next

[opaque coyote]

Arkham Shadows had a good story

Unfortunately it's a fucking VR game

[opaque coyote]

...

Says the mod of the Darktide discord server

[young pecan]

Specifically the "no nerfs" crowd

[storm jungle]

...Yes?

why do you think it is being said

[opaque coyote]

As somebody who has seen what no nerfs can do.

Yeah nerfs are obviously necessary

[storm jungle]

VR sloppa

[opaque coyote]

Nerfs and buffs

Wow

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/jonkler-gif-16160776896834106039

[rose thorn]

i am aboutto send this fucking school 600 usd in 4 days and the internet is so fuckign bad i cant evne turn in my homework

[storm jungle]

capitalism baby, pay up

https://tenor.com/view/rat-stealing-purse-money-gif-18609875

[opaque coyote]

https://youtube.com/shorts/892UephbUv0?si=XP1jDbJxHUERVJrm

[rose thorn]

i cant even see THE FUCKING GIF

[storm jungle]

COOKED

[opaque coyote]

R.I.P Mag the Maggie

Internet gone

Also...

Who would this apply to in 40k

||nearly everybody considering how slow the plot goes||

[sacred ginkgo]

Terminus decree

[dapper gyro]

I'm finally home!!! How much time left for the event?

[storm jungle]

theres an event?

[nocturne crest]

Tomorr

Ow

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/sakamoto-nichijou-cat-plush-death-gif-9178639101841172402

[dire loom]

A new event already?.

[dire loom]

Oh wait.. nvm

Damn, I still need to finish that.

Just one more milestone for ration trinket

What would be expected lore wise in a trench if literally? In the context of Warhammer 40k?

I made a few guesses

Maybe earth quake tremors from all the mining? Idk

[tough haven]

https://tenor.com/view/1a-lex-luthor-superman-nicholas-hoult-directive-gif-4999344869440911527

[near wasp]

What?

[daring creek]

Is there a canonical amount of rounds a boltgun holds

probably varies heavily from the type

oooh

kewl :3

[hallow saddle]

what the fuck is depleted deuterium lol

hydrogen?

[daring creek]

one of the two stable isotopes of hydrogen yeah

An Isotope is just an elemant with different count of neutrons

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deuterium

[hallow saddle]

so if depleted uranium is u238 with most of the u235 gone from it

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-nye-billnye-sciencerules-science-gif-5866727

[daring creek]

uh idk what this means my understanding of chemistry doesn't go far out after highschool lmfao

However, it's really cool and scary how much of a difference one or more neutrons can have

[hallow saddle]

canada use deuterium in their nuclear reactors

uh heavy water i mean

water made with deuterium instead of hydrogen

so theres more neutrons as part of the water molecules, slowing down the neutrons released from fission of uranium

more neutron moderation

nuclear energy is cool

[daring creek]

ok my understanding of what you said is space marines drop trvth nvkes on heretics

very cool

[daring creek]

Oh I see

interesting

[dapper gyro]

In the case of 40K, it is because it has a cool name, that's all.

[hallow saddle]

i wonder if warhammer has ever been referenced in a scientific paper

referenced is not the right word, referred to

[arctic talon]

there's been academic papers about it

well

not only about it

but its been mentioned in academic papers before lol

mostly humanities stuff

[hallow saddle]

the academics be like 🗣️ warhammer mentioned!

[rustic patrol]

There's an annual (2nd year, but still annual so far) philosophy/theology convention based around Warhammer.
tbh, it's not super deep into Warhammer, and using it as a gateway into the topic, so it's not going to moralize or justify any of the Imperium's ethics, but it's there.

https://warhammer-conference.com/call-for-papers/

[hallow saddle]

oh hell yeah haha

[rustic patrol]

"So there's this thing called the Warp and subconsciousness, and this is sort of like this outdated thing called Freud... (goes on to explain the basics of psychology and not go back to Warhammer for the next 3/4 of the speech)" sort of thing

[dapper gyro]

There can be a scientific paper about anything.

[hallow saddle]

im looking up what the 3 postdocs who organised it are into

[dapper gyro]

4Chan was a subject for some studies for example...

[hallow saddle]

haha, i bet!

that's funny

one's contributed a chapter called Games Workshop and the Perils of Online Communities to a book about warhammer

https://eprints.lancs.ac.uk/id/eprint/230586/

he's a Raptors space marines enjoyer, very cool

raptors mentioned

warhammer bloody rocks

[opaque coyote]

Depleted Hydrogen rounds

Cause I guess the Uranium supply ran low

[rose thorn]

every time i watch an anime my friend recommends and see a character like this i have to think 'actual cahracter or reddit bait cahracter'

[opaque coyote]

I mean I don't think anybody makes characters to bait reddit

I hope

But honestly just watch the show

[rose thorn]

i just said reddit bait for a character whso oh so uber strong and has so much lroe in the manga guys and he has 2 epsiodes of anything ever and hten does nothign

[opaque coyote]

If you don't like kt

[rose thorn]

i know iwa tched it

i reallylike zero

i dont like the rest of the show

[opaque coyote]

Ah.

I mean tbh don't ask powerscalers for character opinions

Sometimes fans forget that shows have

NARRATIVES

[rose thorn]

powerscalers? are we in 2014 lmao

[opaque coyote]

That you're supposed to

ENJOY???

[opaque coyote]

... unfortunately got a resurgence in the 2020s

History rhymes

[rose thorn]

the writters too lmao

[opaque coyote]

Tbh JJK is a show that lacks that

[rose thorn]

season 1 usually amazing

season 2

[opaque coyote]

It got so bad fans literally begged the author for filler

[rose thorn]

OH IRE ALLY LIKED THE PERQUEL SEASON

TAHT WAS SUPER GOOD

[opaque coyote]

I'm not even joking, that's how lacking the characterization was for JJK

If you got fans begging for filler

[rose thorn]

yeah like 85% of jjk is slop lol also i think fans dont knwo what the fuck 'pacing' is lmao

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah

Here is some advice that you probablt already know but if you don't then

Hh

[rose thorn]

'woahza he so powerful wath do we do, he does 1000 cuts and has bend the dimension, but dont worry he is only a leve 4 entity yughio' and then repeat that for like 10 epsiodes and then rpetend a chracter is gonna die

[opaque coyote]

Anything animated by Toei

Will have it's pacing shot so bad

[rose thorn]

lmao

whats made by toei again?

[opaque coyote]

Dragon Ball Z

One Piece

[rose thorn]

OH

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[opaque coyote]

I read the original manga

For both

[rose thorn]

SORRY I LITEARLLY ONLY KNOW THEM FROM A CHRISTIAN TV SERVICE I WATCHED AS A KID LMAO

[opaque coyote]

They make 15 minute animations for a literal single manga chapter

One Piece is especially bad

Like

They had like more episodes than fucking chapters at one point

That's how ass the pacing is

[rose thorn]

yeah i cnat really hate on anyone who reads the manga, because its reading

i will shit on the naime

and hten poeple whos ay 'its so cool int eh manga' cool thats nto the tv show mf

[opaque coyote]

READING???

https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-boom-nuke-nuclear-bomb-gif-20734003

Jokes aside, yeah the One Piece anime is the prime example for

Dogshit pacing

[rose thorn]

mani shoudl erwatch berserk seaosn 1

[opaque coyote]

The 90s version?

[rose thorn]

i fucking love the original berserk

yeah the 90s verison

[opaque coyote]

Unrelated image it's just funny

wanya

[rose thorn]

the 3d verison is fine

isnt it fucking crazy kirby right back at cha has amazing pacing?

and is t liek

top 10 kids animes

[opaque coyote]

I wish it had an actual story and wasn't episodic as shit

But it's fun

And also quite deranged

[rose thorn]

tbf its liek 75% episodic 25% strory

[opaque coyote]

Although tbf I can summarize Kirby in general as

"Fun and also severely unhinged"

[rose thorn]

kirby is psychosis

i love kirby lore

[opaque coyote]

Why the fuck does a game end with a death cult forcibly sacrificing themselves to summon a God of Destruction

[rose thorn]

because kriby hsa amazing lore

for some reason the writers have the best background story skills in teh world lmao

[opaque coyote]

I swear Kirby could unironically be planted in Warhammer 40k.

And he would solve all of it's provlems

[rose thorn]

he is the chosen one tbf

[opaque coyote]

It follows the Dark Souls world building style

And by that I mean

"Yeah you can play through the game without understanding anything"

[dapper gyro]

Literally a beast of nurgle.

[opaque coyote]

"but it's there"

[opaque coyote]

Not even that

Kirby will eat the beast of nurgle

And feel normal

[rose thorn]

you know that meme with the arrow going over osmeons head

"woah the evil cult used a nuclear apocalypse to summon satan"

Then the arrow over hte head is "friends and family are more important than nay great good"

[opaque coyote]

Also apparently he never actually kills any of the enemies he eats. They just appear somewhere else somehow.

[rose thorn]

yeah they appear in anotehr dimension lmao

[opaque coyote]

I find it funny that the reason why the lore is hidden is because

The protagonist literally doesn't care.

[dapper gyro]

Doraemon pocket for a mouth?

[rose thorn]

what?

[opaque coyote]

In fact, Kirby can't read canonically

[rose thorn]

kirby's stomach is a blackhole

yeah hes like 2 year old lmao

[opaque coyote]

Game and anime lore is different

...

Yeah

The anime is it's own separate continunity

[rose thorn]

in the naime kriby's stomach is a pocket dimension

in gane lore its a blackhole

huh, yeah i guess teleportng them eslewhere mkaes sense

[opaque coyote]

In the games, there was an interview, and apparently the enemies literally just suddenly appear back to where they were.

That's also the explanation for respawning.

So it's less a black hole and more of a wormhole

[rose thorn]

ah

[opaque coyote]

So the only times Kirby has killed is the ones he actually beats

[dapper gyro]

If you think One Piece is popular in Japan, then you would be surprise about Doraemon.

[rose thorn]

i dont think one piece is popular in japan

[dapper gyro]

It does to an extend. The sale in Japan is very up there.

[rose thorn]

I Havent seen taht lil deer goat guy on a KFC bucket

i shoudl make it aware i watch like, mostly romances animes adn sport animes, which are gay romances 90% of the time, i dont really acre about most other animes

i do quite like laughing salesman ive been watching it lately

[opaque coyote]

Considering they literally have statues of every one piece character

Yes

Yes it is

[rose thorn]

they have statues of most things

[dapper gyro]

Well, Doraemon is for a younger audience, the characters have reality bending power.

[rose thorn]

waht hte fuck is doraemon

lmao

[dapper gyro]

Google it...

[rose thorn]

OMH

THATS TEH SHOW IW ATCHED ON THE CRHISTAN TV CHANNEL

I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE DORAEMON

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/bandana-dee-kirby-true-kirby-battle-royale-waddle-dee-gif-15633523259277142669

Waddle dee

[rose thorn]

i use ot watch it all the time at my grandma;s house

[dapper gyro]

the sarcasm...

[rose thorn]

huh?

[dapper gyro]

I don't know, from one moment of "no idea" to "I love it"... eh...

[opaque coyote]

@rose thorn Also the funniest thing is you know Galactca knight?

None of his appearances are canon. Only his existence is

[rose thorn]

I DONT REMMEBER HTE NAMES OF ALL TEH SHOWS I WATCH ESPEICALLY FORM 12 YEARS AGO

[rose thorn]

well his apperaance before getting eaten by teh butterfly is canon lmao

[opaque coyote]

Nah that's non canon also

Yeah

[rose thorn]

oh fr?

[opaque coyote]

Kirby lore is fucking confusing

It should not be this difficult to discern

[rose thorn]

was that battle jsut there to confirm teh butterfly is a galatic warcriminal condensed into an insect?

[opaque coyote]

The Butterfly isn't a galactic war criminal

It's the grim reaper

Like

[rose thorn]

oh yeahhh

[opaque coyote]

The actual grim reaper

[rose thorn]

and is just chill as shitw ith kirby for some reasn

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

[rose thorn]

probably because kirby kills like

satan

on the weekends

[dapper gyro]

So you do know him? You know about his pocket?

[rose thorn]

YEAHHH

the temperature reversing stuff, the card dekc, the episdoe where they go into future/the past ot give deo a carad

the altenriatve universe machine

the rock backpack that enfuses ppl with wodl record stills sutff lol

the salt that makes eveyrthin taste good

i can remmeber mroe if it hink about it

[dapper gyro]

Ok, I don't even remember half of those...

So the joke earlier is that Kirby is just Doraemon's pocket.

[rose thorn]

OHH LMAO

okay gotcha

sorry i thought it was like, a onep iece type show i enver heard of

[dapper gyro]

I don't expect many people online to know about that character, despite it being the icon of Japanese comic and cartoon.

[rose thorn]

im just bad with names lmao

[arctic talon]

Doraemon is 🔥

on god

[rose thorn]

and again 12 years since i seen it

fr

[arctic talon]

I am not biased

[dapper gyro]

Doraemon universe would make 40K chaos gods look like dolls.