40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

Their paint is fine

[dapper gyro]

Like only actual professionals use god hand.

[arctic talon]

My issue is the like

Brushes/nippers ect.

Those are all pretty obviously overpriced

[dapper gyro]

Also, use vallejo water based, cheaper and more mistake friendly.

[arctic talon]

I like citadel paints unironically lol

[dark moon]

Oh mighty mushroom mainframe of the void, what is your wisdom?

[arctic talon]

I use them with Vallejo and AK

[prime seal]

i only use citadel paints

the nippers are the same ones i use for gunpla

[dapper gyro]

Citadel paint is overrated imo.

[prime seal]

same airbrush too

[arctic talon]

It’s not overrated imo

[prime seal]

the brushes are offbrand

[arctic talon]

I use cheap ass brushes

lol

They’re good enough

[arctic talon]

Retrieving Chinese military aviation meme

[dapper gyro]

I go with 5-7$/pc, more expensive is too expensive, cheaper than that is usually shit.

[arctic talon]

Same tbh

That price range is good

[lament shoal]

Citadel makes high quality paint, its just that the pots for them suck

I have heard that they're gonna switch to droppers

[proven needle]

Don't buy AK, I thought you'd be in the know!
https://www.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/ilgtum/scale_modeling_when_a_hobby_company_tries_to_use/

[arctic talon]

Oh

Yeah that’s not great

[proven needle]

According to our resident expert @keen vector, GW paints are pretty bad.

[valid needle]

Yes, hello.

I am 100% sane and can definitely be trusted.

[celest dome]

Can one insane recognise that they're insane though

[valid needle]

God E told me in a dream I’m not crazy.

[humble shoal]

Thats a weird looking bt pfp

[valid needle]

I’m a BT/DA fan

[vagrant fox]

the DA makes it weird

100%

ok I finished the first season of mr peacemaker, it's pretty funny. Mild thumbs up

[raven stone]

Peacemaker is alright

[keen vector]

New stuff is mediocre, Old stuff was okay. It's still just student grade swill that's being up charged heavily.

[storm jungle]

"mild" is crazy, its great

you need to be subjected to MCU tv shows for such an opinion

🫵

[vagrant fox]

Idk what a mcu is, is that a batmans

[storm jungle]

you know what it is

dont pretend to not be a nerd you loser

[vagrant fox]

It was pretty good, jokes aside. It actually got some chuckles out of me

[storm jungle]

once more proof that Cena can act

[vagrant fox]

I don't know what the differences between all the abbreviations is and I don't care to find out either

[storm jungle]

"all the abbreviations"

theres literally none

theres just 1

and you know what it is

[vagrant fox]

Racist dad was pretty funny, what a scummy guy

[storm jungle]

[vagrant fox]

Idk marvels dcs tmnt, too many

[storm jungle]

"TMNT"

what is this 2005?

😭

i hope an alien butterfly enters through your eyeholes and takes over your brain very painfully 🫡

[vagrant fox]

Why not the ass like whats his face dye beard said, it's roomier

[storm jungle]

because eyeball violence is funnier

and you must suffer

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-resident-evil-4-eye-poke-violent-blood-gif-1562506452009277358

goofy ahh death

[vagrant fox]

He's just blind what's he goofin for

[storm jungle]

[wintry scarab]

What material is used for the purity seal manuscrips? I thought it was some sort of paper, but they seem really durable lol. So many characters in 40k use them as wraps, and i feel like you just cant do that with paper.

[vagrant fox]

I think I read it's just paper for purity seals, might be vellum

[lament shoal]

It is in fact a type of parchment

[valid needle]

Nah

[lament shoal]

Durable papers exist for uses like that

[daring creek]

The void inside me is consuming me

I need to watch Peacemaker.

[vagrant fox]

i swear momoa can't really act but he's not nearly as bothersome as the rock

[lament shoal]

The void inside me has been placated because I just finished feeding it 10 tacos

[daring creek]

Unironically I feel like complete shit sometimes like theres literally a hole inside of me but then I eat some food and I'm like better.

[lament shoal]

Real

[vagrant fox]

Sometimes all you need is a meal to feel better

[rose thorn]

adn he is teh chillest looking dude ever

[misty vector]

Hes kinda got a thousand yard stare going on though

[rose thorn]

he looks like that one scene from get out

https://tenor.com/view/aaasdadasdadada-gif-9110106249522303753

okay not realy

[valid needle]

Remind me to never venture into the wild lands of gen chat again folks💀

[misty vector]

Whatd they do now

[valid needle]

Some dude rationalising how the chaos gods of SA and murder aren’t evil because it’s their nature.

[rose thorn]

i get what hes trying to do, but like, the chaos gods are sapient beings lmao

they chose to do that

[valid needle]

Apparently they are dogs and don’t know any better

Based chaos players admit they are evil and based

[rose thorn]

and its nto liek gsc where its encoded and while do shitty things at least they have doen good (sometimes) and are more of a victim

liek gsc are sapient poeple just encoded to form cults lmao

[vagrant fox]

Ish. The chaos gods can plan and scheme and are sapient but they're bound by their nature in extremes. Khorne can't just not want bloodshed anymore. They're definitely evil though

[dapper gyro]

@storm jungle

[rose thorn]

eldar using a melta lmao

[storm jungle]

🙂

[storm jungle]

She wanted to crossover an eldar/sororitas for fun and i was like " 😔 "

[rose thorn]

hjggiuyuifbhkjafhkj

[vagrant fox]

Very 😔

[rose thorn]

cant find what the poisoned bullets are alled, at best i foudn Fleshbane rounds

then we have this shit

[lament shoal]

Mortis rounds

[hollow lantern]

Hellfire rounds

Give me a second and ill get a picture

[rose thorn]

are hellfire rounds not the ones full of scifi nepalm?

[rose thorn]

neat, idk why i thought it was an HH only thign

[rose thorn]

ah

[hollow lantern]

Dragonfire bolts

[rose thorn]

a genestealer cult on a planet that specifically develops hellfire rounds, whcih were mdae to fight tyranids, is very fitting lmao

probably one fo the very stragitical placements of genestealers by the hivemind

[vagrant fox]

They should also be making the stuff they put in the bane wolf because it's underappreciated

[rose thorn]

true

plant probably just looks liek old nox? form arcane? cnat remmebr wht its called

mortis, morbidus, banewolf, hellfire, hellfury

they got it all

[rustic patrol]

from the same shelf

[lament shoal]

Morbius

https://tenor.com/view/morbius-im-about-to-morb-its-morbin-time-morbius-sweep-marvel-gif-25782014

[rustic patrol]

their naming variety is as varied as the Space Wolves naming roster

[storm jungle]

Zaun my beloved

[rose thorn]

lmao

i thought it was called noxous whoops

ah perfect

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Chem_World

thank you Danie Ware

[rustic patrol]

lol, because unlike a death world death isn't guaranteed. It's just chem suffering all day.

[storm jungle]

thats Noxus and that faction is like half a fucking continent away

lmfao

[rose thorn]

SORRY

WHOOPS

[rustic patrol]

They're addicted to a different drug called "fascism".

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/league-of-legends-darius-gif-1431735916573076492

its based af

Darius my beloved

[rose thorn]

they got like freedom fascism lmao

[storm jungle]

^ its weird lmao

Noxus is great because its generic evil empire with some really good freedom-fascism elements

[rustic patrol]

Noxuuu-uuugghhhh-- (cough cough) how does he do that?

[storm jungle]

🫡

[rose thorn]

its liek if russia was controlled byt eh chilliest dude ever

[rustic patrol]

The Russia comparison is pretty on point.

"We're here to free you from the capitalistic colonial empires! (Takes over Mongolia and the Slavic states)"

[rose thorn]

Are planet’s roles in the imperium usually determined pre or post colonization on average outside of “this planet is purely made of so and so material “

Like that planet that was made of flamer fuel

[storm jungle]

depends on the planet

it can be transformed into its current purpose or be taken advantage of once its occupied

[rustic patrol]

It can change.

The Infinite and the Divine has a planet go from mining world to pleasure world as the Imperium develops it.

Although if there's a planet made of promethium, I think it's pretty much set in stone.

[burnt maple]

A shade of grey. They do questionable stuff, but ultimately they want noxus and noxians to won and prosper.

[storm jungle]

it will also be industrialized and used until its essentially useless

[storm jungle]

Yeah but conquest and needless slaughter by modern definitions is pretty bad so lol

[burnt maple]

MODERN.

[storm jungle]

again its pretty basic stuff, but they look cool so unfortunately they are morally correct

[burnt maple]

In runeterra it may be a pretty mundane thing, war.

[rustic patrol]

lol, that's some Imperium level ethics right there

[lament shoal]

@storm jungle can we blow up gen chat please? 🥺

[storm jungle]

What is it now 💀

[lament shoal]

I just don't like it is all

[storm jungle]

trust me, if i could I would

[rose thorn]

Im jsut thinking of what would get a world to produce chemical weapons

[lament shoal]

[storm jungle]

think on what chemical weapons get made from

[burnt maple]

Powerful defenses of the enemy.

[rose thorn]

Chemicals?

[storm jungle]

maybe the planet has an abundance of materials or fauna for it

[storm jungle]

its baser minerals essentially

or like local ores/gasses to be harvest that make potent toxins

[vagrant fox]

A ton of readily available water that some dorkass civilians could drink

[rustic patrol]

I'm like 20% certain that it's at least partially made of people, if only because of one or two of the servitors that accidentally fell into the vats that were making it.

[storm jungle]

🫡

[rose thorn]

I’m terrible with chem I have don’t even know where anything that isn’t just water comes from

[lament shoal]

Has it ever been stated what the function of the forehead roach formation on genestealer cultists is

Ik nids have em too

[storm jungle]

its just a visual signifier of the mutation and them taking after the tyranid genome since nids also have the frontal carapace heads

[lament shoal]

Gotcha ty

[storm jungle]

yeah its why its appearance is random with each generation

on some its very visible or downright looking like a gaunt's

on others its barely visible as you go forther down the generations that look super human-like

[lament shoal]

Someone should draw a cultist with a comically large one on his forehead

Like he can't wear hats because of it

Or goggles

[rustic patrol]

only the luckiest get to keep their hair, so I'm guessing something in the Tyranid biology hates keratin

[storm jungle]

Example

[rustic patrol]

maybe because they use chitin for everything

[sacred ginkgo]

They have nails though

[rustic patrol]

touche

[lament shoal]

Wait is this mf about to eat a bug

[rose thorn]

Technically the left one is an exception to the cycle since hybrid metamorphs form when the hive fleets are near or genetic engineering

[storm jungle]

Make it a planet thats mostly rocky/swamplands with toxic fauna in its greater continents and the Imperium has establish chem-cities/sprawls to harvest the world's toxic megafauna for chem weapons and more "innocent" shit like agri-world sanitisation equipment etc

[storm jungle]

its their entire thing

[lament shoal]

This is my first time hearing of gs cultists that eat bugs

[rose thorn]

Yeah the blessed worm believe in living humble and simple lives via eating the bugs off corpses

[storm jungle]

^

[lament shoal]

Gotcha

[storm jungle]

keep in mind

the GSC codex has some WILD cult examples, it gets extremely creative

[lament shoal]

5 grams of protein is 5 grams protein 🤷‍♂️

[rose thorn]

Yeha they do an example for every type of world

[rose thorn]

They live on a grave world lmao

[storm jungle]

You got shit like the Rusted Claw whos cult members have tiny nanobugs that live around them who turn anything they approach to slowly to rust/junk lol

[rose thorn]

And the sane-ish gscs aren’t into cannibalism

[lament shoal]

Should I wait till 11th to get a gsc codex?

[storm jungle]

For what, lore or tabletop?

[lament shoal]

Both

[rose thorn]

The 10th is great lore wise

I read the whole thing

Rules are asssssss

[storm jungle]

get a pdf of 8th on google for the lore

as for TT wait until next edition

[lament shoal]

Yeah bring back crossfire

[storm jungle]

as Maggie said

[rose thorn]

Fun fact unknown, almost all the rules in the codex are wrong

[lament shoal]

Lol what

[rose thorn]

You can play the army with just the card things

[rose thorn]

The rules got changed so much they reworked most of the book

And it’s on warcom

[rose thorn]

But they made like 6-10 new Genestealer cults in the 10th edition codex it’s wonderful

The midnight chancellors literally hunt people in the dark and play their screams and murders on high jacked broadcasts

[burnt maple]

We need to destroy them.

[rose thorn]

They are nightlords if the nighrlords were 10 billion people and each of them had a bandoleer of c4

[burnt maple]

Glass them.

[rose thorn]

Thank youuuu, snakes live in both of those environments so a native tribe could be like ‘oh yeah we love snakes’

Then get sent to the mines

Oh there’s a question, so the main cults besides the 4 armed emperor the inquisition knows their home location yet they haven’t glassed them yet

They for sure know the origin of the rusted claw

[crystal forum]

i dont like that thing coming out of his neck

[rose thorn]

And 100% know the pauper princes

Which their homeworld produces fuckinh salt

[rustic patrol]

I thought 40k salt was imported from the fanbase

[storm jungle]

as a person with arachnophobia trust me i get it lol

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[rose thorn]

LMAO

Also lore wise most of the pauper princes left their homeworld and only visit for like pilgrimages and shit

The rusted claw got outed during a killteam thing

[wintry scarab]

idk if you know or if its NDA, but can you say if Jasper Kyd is continuing doing stuff for darkide? Or are we not going to get much more?

[storm jungle]

He is yeah, hes a contractual composer so whenever they can they always get him back, he has kept making tracks for Vermintide for 8+ years for example

same with how he came back to do the arbites reveal score amidst other stuff, its just usually not as prominent since he always has work

[lament shoal]

Darktide would not be darktide without Jesper Kyd

[rose thorn]

I guess the imperium either forgot or decided that the disruption of cleaning out the planet of cultists, after already notifying the brood mind of their location, is more expensive than dealing with it during the day of ascension

[wintry scarab]

We only got 1 track with arbites, and that had me worried. So im glad to hear.

[rose thorn]

And don’t wanna trigger an early rising since those usually end bad for everyone

[plush mason]

ok i got to ask, how the hell does one just flat out lose the lore for a whole chapter of space marines? like how

[rose thorn]

Like 50% or early ascensions are already dooms day scenarios or ends with nukes going off

[storm jungle]

Yeah that was mostly because no new map and such, Jesper still does minor tracks here and there

[storm jungle]

Genuine mistakes or censorship

it happens a lot IRL

[rose thorn]

In lore or irl?

[plush mason]

irl

[storm jungle]

oh lol

[plush mason]

the steel confessors

[rose thorn]

…?

[storm jungle]

Thats because they were in a public event

and nobody really covered that stuff especially WAY back then

[rose thorn]

Oh you watched Adeptus ridiculous

[storm jungle]

one of the reddit threads that recently covered it explains it realy well

[plush mason]

yes

[storm jungle]

remember we didnt really have that sort of access we do to the net now

[rose thorn]

Nothing of worth was lost lmao

[storm jungle]

Nowadays you can have successor Space Wolf chapters like the Moon Eaters say appear in some white dwarf magazine and people on the lexi go instantly to updating it

[rose thorn]

Also we have a lot of French homebrew stuff lost

Not homebrew uhh

What’s the word

French gw stuff

There

[plush mason]

do they still make white dwarf?

[rose thorn]

France had their own warhammer magazine

[rose thorn]

Yeah

Then gw learned of hiring a translator and the French magazine was abandoned

[storm jungle]

Yeah, constantly

[plush mason]

i guess its just not as popular now a days seeing as i only ever hear about it when oldhammer lore is involved

[rose thorn]

A lot of art and stuff from the magazine I believe is lost

[rose thorn]

White dwarf????

Do you not go on warhammer community

They announce like 2 a month

[storm jungle]

its popular enough ish

[rose thorn]

The 50th anniversary one is releasing soon

[plush mason]

no i do not so that my mistake

[rose thorn]

And I’m gonna get it

[rose thorn]

You should it’s the best way to see warhammer news

And literal content

[wintry scarab]

Random ramble: Thats the podcast with bricky, dkdiamantes and quiteshy? I used to watch quiteshy and dkdiamantes like 10 years + ago as a kid. Im going down a rabbithole now and its sad to see that DK and quiteshy have basically nuked their youtube channels 🙁

Also DK is a weird Vtuber now?

Was not expecting that lol

[rose thorn]

Yeah

They are on that Redditor pill

I really liked them until they started doing old world lore instead of AOS

Their non 40k stuff is a fucking drag

All they do is stuff that appeals to Redditors

[vagrant fox]

I used to watch Shy when she did Warframe content and I'm still not sure why it was purged, it wasn't that bad

[rose thorn]

I think they talked about it? Her channel got hacked I believe

[wintry scarab]

I knew of the podcast for ages, never really watched it. One day, i pressed on it and was shocked to see the 2 familiar faces that i thought were gone from the internet. Back in my day, quiteshy and dk were warframe people. What are the chances that they are doing a "revisiting warframe" stream rn as well lol.

[rose thorn]

Or she keep getting harassed and left

She doenst even talk in the podcast

She is super recluse

[vagrant fox]

Never did on her youtube channel either

[rose thorn]

Ah

[plush mason]

she uses TTS if she does talk afaik

[rose thorn]

Anyhow, poorhammer is really good

And bricky is great on the gameplay side of things

They jsut aren’t good at like

Lore

[wintry scarab]

I remember there was one drama thing where she posted a thumbnail of a "rubber male member" (i cant say that word on this server lol) on a leafblower and that got her in a lot of trouble. It was downhill from there lol

[rose thorn]

Huh????

[wintry scarab]

That was meant to be a reply lol

[rose thorn]

What the fuck is a rubber male member?

[wintry scarab]

It was meant for this

[rose thorn]

A sex toy?

[plush mason]

they are a beginner's primer for the lore and never claim to be anything more which is why i like the podcast

[wintry scarab]

Yes. I cant say the word

[storm jungle]

Shy is also like a real asshole lol

[rose thorn]

Yeah that too

She seems to have chilled out

[storm jungle]

people mostly take it as comedy but she has some really iffy moments

[wintry scarab]

Really? What'd she do?

[vagrant fox]

No she's an ass but warframe players deserve to be insulted so w/e I didn't care

[rose thorn]

Lamp

Lmao

[plush mason]

funny fact, i have had a bricky glyph in warframe for years and i never knew who he was untill i found adric like 3 years ago lol

[rose thorn]

She is a dick on Reddit too but Redditors deserve it

[plush mason]

i got it during some twitch drop

[storm jungle]

Uh its mostly subtle stuff, her biggest was like 1-2 years ago where she openly mocked a warhammer artist on a adric dark eldar video and called their entire community "weird freaks" and insulted her (the artist's) art on a passing image scroll thats usually on the center of the screen

it blew up over twitter briefly for a day and it was like really bad lol

and her response in the finality of it was "I dont care what people say, ill always keep being me"

stupid cunt lol

[wintry scarab]

lol

[rose thorn]

It’s crazy 40k lives in a world where lore YouTubers are 99% unbearable but gameplay YouTubers are 99% great

Usually it’s the other way around

[storm jungle]

tbh gameplay youtubers usually dont have much to offer on the commentary side lol

also speaking of loretubers man im so glad i put Luetin on ignore, i havent seen a video recommendation from him in 2 years, I love youtube

[wintry scarab]

Especially the darktide ones lol. JoPlays and Frip frop are goated imo

[storm jungle]

Jo is fine until she starts yapping about her god awful theories

[wintry scarab]

Im pretty sure frip frop is on this server so dont let him know that im a glazer lol

[storm jungle]

hes a theorychat regular

[vagrant fox]

Imma snitch

[wintry scarab]

Nah, i like her lore videos.

[vagrant fox]

I wish WoD had a decent loretuber to listen to when I go to bed but it's either dead channels, chuds, or over an hour of nonsensical rambling

[wintry scarab]

Im trying to decrypt what "WoD" is. Help

[storm jungle]

they're all dogshit

"OMG LICTOR"

"OMG GENESTEALERS"

"OMG DEATH GUARD"

[rose thorn]

i dont remmeber who that is so that means i probably blocked htem lol

[storm jungle]

makes the most convoluted "theory" thats just nonsense

[storm jungle]

World of Darkness

[rose thorn]

ive been quick on the drwa to block 40k youtbers

[storm jungle]

dude her one theory video is SO unhinged

she spends like 10m saying how the random water cartel members Swagger meets are GSC

saying they got forehead bumps lmao

[lament shoal]

Lmfao

[rose thorn]

huh?

swagger?

whO?

[lament shoal]

She's got a cute cat at least

[storm jungle]

in reality its just infection bumps since the cartel models have dreg cultist head models

I had to go ingame and like

find that SPECIFIC head model to prove people shes making shit up

[rose thorn]

lmao

[storm jungle]

its so obnoxious

[wintry scarab]

Ok, ill give you that one. I remember that vid and while watching it i was thinking "what are you on about?" lol

[storm jungle]

Honestly i still listened because shes a great narrator

its more that i was also just "Uhhh yeah sure 💀 "

id compare it to having Morgan Freeman reading 4chan

[rose thorn]

i added oculus to my in teh same 40k youtuber list

im iffy on arbitor ryan but hta because he doenst seem to have naythign interesting to me

ian*

ot ryan

[wintry scarab]

One thing that i dont like Darktide youtuber doing rn is the god damn class theory vids. Like dont half of them know what the class will be? It feels like they are just making the class theory vids as padding lol.

[storm jungle]

its all meaningless shit yeah lol

[storm jungle]

Hes a very good loretuber

hes straight to the point, not a chud and also explains a lot of the IRL origins behind the warhammer stuff he covers

[rose thorn]

i believe it

[vagrant fox]

Gotta content farm to grow is my guess

[storm jungle]

hes ironically a very rare breed of a 40k youtuber who doesnt just yap

[rose thorn]

lmao

[storm jungle]

or like have an annoying perosnality

id also highly suggest it for his book club reviews with his friend Mira Manga whos like a newbie to the setting its great

[vagrant fox]

His one mistake is being so strictly vegan he won't drink some beers
What a weirdo right fellas

[storm jungle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4oW6CzIsIE&t=6s&pp=ygUXYXJiaXRyYXRvciBpYW4gcHJpbWFyaXM%3D

heres the video that sold me on him being my favorite warhamemr youtuber ever

id highly recommend it a watch, its like 40m long

the first 20m covers primaris but the last 20m covers the stupid toxicity of nerd culture and how much people get upset at meaningless shit

[rose thorn]

THE DEVIL WEARS HAIR DYE

[wintry scarab]

I refuse to watch him. Not because of his content but because he looks like an asshole secondary school teacher i had lol.

[rose thorn]

LOL

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[rose thorn]

how has he not covered genestaeler cults yet

[storm jungle]

Theres just way to much content he has to cover

[rose thorn]

probably becuse its the yappiest of yap factions ever

[storm jungle]

he runs a podcast with his friends, has book clubs with Mira and also 40k is vast and hes a relatively new channel.

His is like... 4 years old i think?

[rose thorn]

oh wow

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-bombing-explosion-bomb-meme-funny-gif-2368798890258518184

uhg i loev gscs

[arctic talon]

Because he does a deep dive per faction

and he sources everything

(so welcome to hell)

[vagrant fox]

That blonde guys thumbnails are so obnoxious his channel should be deleted

[rose thorn]

lmao

[storm jungle]

WesHammer YEET

[rose thorn]

HE GOT A SPONSORSHIP FROM FATSHARK LMAO

[storm jungle]

also my favorite part is when he covers some game modes

and says shit like

"no the fandom is just stupid"

lmao

[rose thorn]

weshammer is one of the few not flitearl facist youtubers who is a blight, but also hes not a facist so hes better than 50% of youtubers

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

💀

[wintry scarab]

I remember that lol. Wasnt it like some weird ass goop quiz thing?

[storm jungle]

oh god

the nickelodian slime one

lmao

[rose thorn]

YEAH HE DUNKED IN LIQUID GRIM DARK

IT WAS SO BDA

[wintry scarab]

Yeah, that lol

[storm jungle]

😭

[vagrant fox]

I don't even know anything about him nor have I seen a video I just hate his thumbnails so much

[storm jungle]

Yeah ian covers it in that video i posted lmao

"NOT CLICKBAIT"

[arctic talon]

Arbitrator Ian is

funny

idk he makes good videos lol

[storm jungle]

its the simplicity of it

[arctic talon]

most 40k people I know irl are like him

[storm jungle]

which is a relaly wanted thing these days

[arctic talon]

[rose thorn]

i trust him, i am just not currently alligned wiht what hes posting lol

[arctic talon]

smh

[storm jungle]

you're gay

[rose thorn]

im pyshcoitc

[storm jungle]

smh

[vagrant fox]

I quite like Ian, he's even funny sometimes

[storm jungle]

I love videos where he also covers bullshit the fandom spews without being outright hostile like Bloodbowl's "neglect", minis being taken to Legends or the 13 Black Crusades

[rose thorn]

i dont wanna see a video about a spac mairne chapter or krieg or what ever lol, i want to read about manufactoring and internal imperial politics

[arctic talon]

Legends is literally fine

[rose thorn]

oh yeah i liedk the legends video

[lament shoal]

Yk I'm kinda surprised gsc doesn't have some sort of like, special suicide bomber model for tabletop. It would certainly suit their theme

[arctic talon]

tbh

[storm jungle]

hes THE only loretuber ive ever seen who pauses his vids to establish the IRL reasons behind some of the stuff he covers

[storm jungle]

I THINK elite said once there was a rule for it but that got removed

[arctic talon]

the only issue I have is when shit doesn't get legend rules

which is rare

[vagrant fox]

The bloodbowl and a morbillion years of neglect was pretty funny

[arctic talon]

GSC had a stratagem for it and they can do it in killteam

lol

[lament shoal]

That's lame

[storm jungle]

same with him covering the Chapter House debacle

[rose thorn]

tehy have a stratigem and they have reducuts, who litearlly straps bombst o an objective

[storm jungle]

where it was literally just them asking for a lawsuit

[arctic talon]

but the stratagem was awful

lol

[storm jungle]

but people make them out to be martyrs

when they were just stupid lol

[arctic talon]

no one ever used

it

[rose thorn]

anyway please dont inlcude literal suicide bombers in gsc it wont be as funny

[arctic talon]

they have them

in killteam

there's an awful strat called Bomb bros

where its brood brothers

but you do the funny suicide bomber strat

[vagrant fox]

Chapterhouse fucked it all up man 😮‍💨

[rose thorn]

i was talking baout the one that causes a vehicle to instantnly explode lmao

[arctic talon]

oh

LOL

a lot of factions have that

[storm jungle]

yeah its hilarous when he covers the topic without any of the 2 decades of glazing it has gotten

because I didnt fully know the debacle either

[arctic talon]

Chapterhouse is literally to blame

for the current state

[storm jungle]

then he explains it and i was like

[arctic talon]

of restrictive wargear

[young pecan]

I know Majorkill sucks but how bad is he compared to most loretubers

[storm jungle]

"Oh yeah they were just asking for a lawsuit"

lol

[arctic talon]

unironically

fuck chapter house

[arctic talon]

misinformation

[storm jungle]

hes a boring dudebro

[arctic talon]

sells roids

[storm jungle]

LMAO

THAT TOO

[arctic talon]

misinformation isn't bad

[rose thorn]

yeah but last i checked you can do it at any health of the vehicle lmao

[arctic talon]

selling roids is bad to me from a moral standpoint

[storm jungle]

Hes generally harmless, just a bit toxic.

[arctic talon]

but whatever

if people wana take roids

at least he's giving them a safe like

source

[young pecan]

Is that a downside

[lament shoal]

How many imperial guard units can be included in a gsc army?

[arctic talon]

unironically yes to me

[vagrant fox]

I remember around the time it happened I got fed so much false information because grrr gw bad and I just kind of accepted it

[arctic talon]

50% of your army

[young pecan]

Fr though drugs for muscles is cringe

[rose thorn]

wiht the brood brothers detachmetn 50%

otehrwise 0%

[arctic talon]

Roids are poison

[storm jungle]

Yeah exactly that lol

[arctic talon]

to your body lol

[storm jungle]

like GW are not a great company, no corporation is

[young pecan]

Especially those dudes who pump oil into their muscles or something

[storm jungle]

but the fandom REALLY make themselves otu to be like

[arctic talon]

for muscle growth

that shit is GROSS

[young pecan]

Horrifically mutilating their arms and legs to look swole

[arctic talon]

GW is like

[storm jungle]

some sort of freedom fighter group lol

[young pecan]

[arctic talon]

one of the least fucked up

big companies

tbh

for a large corperation they're about as ethical as it gets

[storm jungle]

when in reality they are just whiny bitches

[arctic talon]

💀

[rose thorn]

i cant shit on brood brothers because someone won an event with brood brothers enclave

you know, the detachmetn that adds FUCKING CROSS FIRE

[humble shoal]

Wont stop me from naming my ganger james workshop

[rose thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/450641281585250306/1249544832968429658/image0.gif

[storm jungle]

NOT THE IED MINIATURE

[vagrant fox]

GW is pretty litigious sure but they're protecting their IP which, uh, they have to do. Plus every company wants to make infinite cash. Annoying at times but I get it

[rose thorn]

heard rumors that urnning 2 reductus might not be bad this edition

[young pecan]

When you think about it, it is probably lore accurate that some slave in 40k would be named James Workshop

[storm jungle]

it sometimes goes a bit too far but the butthurt around it is very obnoxious yea

also im glad they did it because we got Hunter teh Parenting

small sacrifices....

[wintry scarab]

I mean, some of the shit GW pulls off does just feel like evil for evils sake. Some nintendo type shit.

[storm jungle]

Definitley not Nintedo tier

[rose thorn]

if anyone could recommond lore video on manufactoring planets id appreciate it

[storm jungle]

any attempt they do at that also always falls flat

the fandom's perception of them is just funny to me

"BOYCOTT GW"

"IM NOT BUYING FROM THEM EVER"

Cool, you arent a part of their customerbase

[young pecan]

I can't wait to sue people for trying to play the games that I won't even sell anymore

[storm jungle]

yeet

[rose thorn]

also like, why boycott a toycompany lmao

[arctic talon]

Literally what

[rose thorn]

its not even like hasbro

[storm jungle]

GW at least didnt send Pinkertons after Valrak

[rose thorn]

lmao

[arctic talon]

Pretty sure it’s illegal for them to do that

Bcs they’re a UK company

lol

[storm jungle]

"WHATS GOING ON GUYS, TODAY WE ARE-"

https://tenor.com/view/f-bi-raid-swat-gif-11500735

[wintry scarab]

Didnt they have a massive animator purge? Thats the one that really stood out to me as just being a rep disaster for them. More harm to themselves than whatever they were trying to achieve in the first place.

[rose thorn]

GW is probably hte most honest toy company that is worth alot of money

[arctic talon]

No

I mean if you count them restating

Their animation IP rules

As a “purge” then sure I guess

Which is “you can’t make a profit off of our stuff”

So like

Sucks it happened

[rose thorn]

yeah that animation thing actually had zero consquences for actual fanart

[arctic talon]

But they literally have to do it by law

[lament shoal]

PINKTERTONS???

[arctic talon]

Or else they literally lose their IP

lol

Because copyright law is god awful and archaic

[rose thorn]

people forget this THE PINKERTONS ARE STILL REAL AND SITLL ACTIVE LMAO

[lament shoal]

Yeah lol

[young pecan]

Jokes aside this was kind of a good theory if it's the one I think it is

[wintry scarab]

I thought they went after sutff that wasnt making profit as well. Disney did it around the time that GW did iirc. That was the whole issue.

[rose thorn]

STARBUCKS HIRED THE PINKERTONS

[arctic talon]

No

[wintry scarab]

I mean ive got no proof so i cant really argue

[arctic talon]

They exclusively took down stuff that had ads/had patreons for it and offered the animators jobs instead

I have proof they didn’t

So like

The whole animation IP shit has so much goddamn misinformation around it it’s insane

But whatever

[rose thorn]

which is fair, they still allowed like fanart comissions adn stuff

[vagrant fox]

Cardboard is serious business

[arctic talon]

It sucks they had to do it

but it’s literally the law 💀

If you think that’s bullshit I agree

Because IP laws are archaic and dumb

[vagrant fox]

Copyright laws are very stupid but it is what it is at current

[rose thorn]

i forgot was scholar lore made by a human or was it ai

scholar's lore

[arctic talon]

never heard of it

[rose thorn]

https://www.youtube.com/@Scholarslore/videos

[wintry scarab]

Most laws are very stupid lol. Look at AI and where we are now lol. The fact that we have gotten to the place that we are in without the higher powers putting laws to prevent this bullshit is nuts. And thats just one example. Shits scuffed.

[rose thorn]

im nto following him, whch is wierd

FUKCING AI AHHH

THATS HWY I DONT FOLLOW IHM

[rose thorn]

GOD DAMN IT

[vagrant fox]

The worst thing about the whole animations debacle is sodaz getting bullied into quitting by the community

[arctic talon]

so they just use a text to speech device

[wintry scarab]

Now theyre doing fallout stuff iirc. Its still cool af but i dont really care for fallout 🙁

[arctic talon]

I guess

[arctic talon]

Sodaz getting bullied by the 40k community into quitting

💀

[rose thorn]

its an ai text to speech i believe

andnot a traitional one

[arctic talon]

What a fucking time to be alive

[young pecan]

It's nice of them to be humble about it

[arctic talon]

not really

anyways

[rose thorn]

oh yeah

[arctic talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/209843216227368962/1435791522405679185/image.png?ex=690d408e&is=690bef0e&hm=e14dc393ee9d550c375602d7432973959d599330402a4f71b219dca2ad4a0fc5&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=744&height=930

[rose thorn]

@storm jungle i just remembered where i saw hwo the hive cult use their symbol

[lament shoal]

No way thats real lmao

[young pecan]

Are we sure this isn't AI

[arctic talon]

idfk

lol

I just found it on another discord server

[crystal forum]

who mines bitcoin anymore anyways

return on investment is long gone on that one

[rose thorn]

yeah invest in dota 2 items like a real buisness

[wintry scarab]

That reminds me of the CS market crash. Funny

[arctic talon]

Investing in CSGO shit is a real buisness on paper

lol

also my shitty CS2 stuff went up in cost

when the market crash occured

💀

[storm jungle]

I cannot believe people committed suicide over that shit 💀

[rose thorn]

yeha it benefitted the poor and hurt the rich lmao

[arctic talon]

also the price has started somewhat stabalizing

lol

[wintry scarab]

Is that real? I thought that was just bait headlines? idk though

[arctic talon]

no clue if its real or not

[storm jungle]

its real lol

[arctic talon]

but I wouldn't doubt it

[storm jungle]

you underestimate the no-lifeism of chinese players

[wintry scarab]

oof

[arctic talon]

some people were using knives as an actual investment

in their portfolio

because knives unironically

on paper

[storm jungle]

^^^^^^

its genuinely unhinged

[arctic talon]

are a really good investment

lemme pull up the price chart

for knives

[rose thorn]

neat fanart

[vagrant fox]

I went looking on r*ddit and I saw a bunch like "should I put my savings in CSGO items"
Very, as the kids say, skull emoji

[rose thorn]

i bet thats a ncie kitbash

[arctic talon]

as you can tell

its an extremely good fucking investment

LOL

the line pretty much exclusively goes up

up until the recent incident

[wintry scarab]

Im curious what the valve office looked like after that update went live. You have valve staff sipping coffee while chinese guys off themselves.

[vagrant fox]

Should've waited 3 years to sell my items I'm so dumb for not predicting the future

[rose thorn]

i hate htis communityi hate this community i hate this community

[arctic talon]

whats wrong with Luiten

[rose thorn]

i was shitposting about the thiumname and tital

i dont watch him and id ont remmeber why

[arctic talon]

lol

[wintry scarab]

I watched him untill i saw a 40k mobile ad sponsor and i had a conniption and never watched him again.

[arctic talon]

anyways expensive knives were on paper an extremely good investment

in practice

its a fucking bunch of pixels

are you OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND

[vagrant fox]

He just yaps a lot but at least luetin isn't arch

[arctic talon]

why are we comparing like

some random dude

to fucking Hitler

💀

[rose thorn]

lmao

holy shit these thumbnails aer ASSS

i jsut need lore on industrial worlds

[vagrant fox]

Because it amuses me

[rose thorn]

vampire survvor is good lmao

lso dont watchwarhammer lore god its litearlly 100% ai generated content

and also ai translations of vidoes

[plush mason]

if one of the weapons isnt just a ring of bolters i will riot

or better yet, a ring of lasguns

[vagrant fox]

There's so many ai slop channels for 40k it's wild

There was that one which got obliterated for using Attenboroughs voice

[wintry scarab]

Its nuts how many people cant tell whats AI and what isnt. Ive got a massive AI detection ego, i feel like i can spot AI like 9/10 times. Even my mate, which is the same age as me, showed me a post without realizing its AI. And to me it was like the most blatant AI shit ever.

[rose thorn]

fuckk it i just gonna watch necormunda lore

[rose thorn]

me too lol

OHH THATS WHY NECROMUDNA HAS SO MUCH ARCHEOTECH

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

neat

[arctic talon]

wait did you not know they used to be a human empire

LOL

before the Imperium decided to genocide them

[rose thorn]

I didt realized they were that advanced lmao

[vagrant fox]

I really don't care if ai is used for memes the cat is out of the bag and mostly it's just not very funny and very obvious. I get very fed up with it as soon as it's about raking in money or doing something actually important

[rose thorn]

Being a technobeurocracy

[arctic talon]

yeah

they're pretty cool

[vagrant fox]

It's pretty funny, the Imperium really made a mess of it

[arctic talon]

they had safe warp travel as well

you know

before they didn't

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[arctic talon]

and weird daemon horrors poured out of the portals

after the imperium FUCKED WITH IT

anyways Necromunda imo is a very special snowflake of a planet when it comes to archeotech and sstuff

tbh

[wintry scarab]

100%. Some of these AI memes are genuenly funny. Especially when you still have the component of knowing that someone had to write the funniest prompt to generate the video.

[arctic talon]

Which is fine

its more funny

[vagrant fox]

God the Imperium is so cool and based

[rose thorn]

Thats why spyrehunters and van saar look weird

Okay I like van Saar again that explains a lot

[median star]

medusa aswell but its lowkey kind of just detroit now

[arctic talon]

Van saar are from(maybe) a LoV Core

or a DAOT ships STC

[rose thorn]

lmao

[arctic talon]

either rumor could be true

GW will never give us a straight answer

though in universe Van Saar are known as fucking NERDS

and are rumored to have just hit the golden jackpot on archeotech

for all their super advanced shit

[wintry scarab]

And i take my leave. But heres this gem. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlSj0qUj-5E&list=LL&index=3

[rose thorn]

Weird quesiorn, is the 40k codexes written in a third person omniscient or third person limited?

[storm jungle]

Depends

the codexes even inside got POV shifts

[arctic talon]

both

its very obvious when the POV shifts

because it becomes more

well

[storm jungle]

some tell it from an IRL aka "explaining it to you the player" perspective while other sjust include in-universe POVs of a character for 2 pages or so

[arctic talon]

"fluffy"

if that makes sense

it sounds less dry lol

[rose thorn]

The gsc are weird and explained in a sorta half half way

[storm jungle]

Iron Hands lore

https://tenor.com/view/donald-duck-sleep-gif-12073235593935901891

[arctic talon]

yeah but now its chiraq

[median star]

space detroit

[vagrant fox]

dog I don't get xitter what are they doing over there

[rose thorn]

Like 4 armed emperor is very third person limited while hive cult is third person omniscient

[storm jungle]

thats Necromunda

[rose thorn]

Rusted claw is limited too which is weird

[arctic talon]

Necromunda is peak

lol

I love strapping a bomb to a cawdor juve

[storm jungle]

elite can you SHUT UP about juves

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[vagrant fox]

More munda in darktide
New class is a juve with a suicide bomb 🫡

[median star]

the ih post will continue untill moral improves

[rose thorn]

Okay correct me if I’m wrong, but at least gsc is written as if the narrator knows all the information that is known elsewhere

[storm jungle]

(it never will)

[storm jungle]

yeah it is

its explained very thoroughly in their codexes

also presents us with the rough informaiton the imperium knows

[arctic talon]

No child soldiers are fucking hilarious

[rose thorn]

If something isn’t wider known then the narrator doesn’t know

[arctic talon]

Also they're dirt fucking cheap cred wise

Ignore the fact they suck in my favorite gang

lol

[arctic talon]

sometimes more secretive info is known by the narrator

but thats when its being more omniscient

[rose thorn]

"we NEED this salt guys"

"we drained all the other ocean planets this one is importnat"

[storm jungle]

my favorite is the admech cult

where the mechanicus arrive to their planet

AND HARVEST PEOPLE FOR BIO-ELECTRICITY

AND TURN THEM INTO HUSKS

[rose thorn]

LMAO YEAH

i imagine its liek that rick and morty epsiode with the mini universe in a fish tank

[storm jungle]

literla cartoon villain shit i love it

[storm jungle]

ironically i think the only rulebook case where i think we barely know anything is the Ash Waste Nomads one

where the entire rulebook is made up from 3 conflicting accounts/lore gathered up by necromunda scholars

its a very fascinating read

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Ash waste nomads are

really fucking cool

[storm jungle]

Yeah its very neat, the entire rulebook leaving me confused was great lol

[arctic talon]

but its obvious when the narrator is stating something GW wants(the player) to know

lol

[storm jungle]

yeah exactly lmao

[rose thorn]

xeno-tzar thank you hive cult

[arctic talon]

like how the nature spirits are not psychic phenomena

[storm jungle]

like their weather-shamans having STC-imbued staffs etc

[arctic talon]

which matters rule wise

lol

[median star]

based manus brutalizes child soldier dreadnaught things just as the god emperor decree

[rose thorn]

im glad the xenotzar was fucking obliterated by the cult lmao

[arctic talon]

The house Ty blank wondering why the fuck the weird ass dude wearing sand colored robes can still shoot lightning

[vagrant fox]

Ferrus ruined a perfectly good culture

[rose thorn]

i wonder if the twisted helix formed a religion

[median star]

also what the fuck is an asirnoth

[rose thorn]

since htey are THE ONLY DETACHMENT WITH HEROIC TRAIT THAT CNA GO ON A PATRIARCH DEPSITE NOT HAVEING A FUCKINGG PATRIARCH

[arctic talon]

prolly a canoptek tomb stalker

or something like that

[rose thorn]

WHO IS THEIR GOD GW

[arctic talon]

don't worry about it

you have nothing to worry about

the star gods love you

[rose thorn]

OH NVM its the 'Prime Specimen' i forgot htey made their own

the twisted helix are the biggest suckers out of them all lmao

hope next ediiton they reveal how badly they gaslit them selves into thinking htey were in contorl

to be fair the same thing happend on secundus

i really realy liek the chem world angle with the snakes

Pylaar, Where all things toxic are born

Pylaar prime is the primary toxin manufactorum and i imagine the other planets of hte system are just dump sites

[rose thorn]

hey whats better plyaarn or plyaaran

[arctic talon]

Plyaarn flows better

[rose thorn]

i agree

now i just need a cult name

i have a cool slogna already kinda in mind

The venom of the gods shall aid the pure

[vagrant fox]

something something when someone argues something isn't evil in 40k
Edit it for me
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/271998807888232448/1435801047900749914/Cant_let_this_slide...._mtg_magicthegathering_edh_commander_mtgcommunity_mtgmemes_mtgaddic.mp4?ex=690d496d&is=690bf7ed&hm=bab1a345f33e56410e7d30f33432e74b2142aec90f46da13a11deb0d14f0cc34&

[rose thorn]

lmao

[vagrant fox]

I do want to make a gsc cult but I can't get basing it on Heavens Gate out of my head

[rose thorn]

what od you liek about heavens gate?

[vagrant fox]

It's just so stupid on so many levels and 39 people bought into it

Yeah we're gonna reach the next evolutionary level. Oh our founder died of cancer going against this idea that we'll physically board ufos? Uh that just means the body is a spiritual container

Honestly it could work with some tweaks

[rose thorn]

okay i got a stupid lore quesiton

does prime mean naythign in a planets name

liek Voss Prime

or formal prime

does it just mean the first world?

[opaque coyote]

I still find it wild that two people still maintain the website

And respond to emails

[rose thorn]

ight gto a lore tihgn writetn up

acme up with a placeholder name

Cult of the Fanged Emperor

any oppossition to me posting it?

[rose thorn]

cult of the fanged emperor kinda fucks

[lament shoal]

Fr

[dapper gyro]

Capital planet

[rose thorn]

gothca thank you

ight chat wathc out im about to send like 2 paragraphs

Plyaaran, Where all things toxic are made
-Slogan of the Plyaaran System

Plyaarn is a system of the Imperium in the Segmentus Tempestus and is a major manufacturer of toxins and poisonous munitions. Unbeknownst to the Imperium the entire system is now under control of the Genestealer Cult of the Fanged Emperor(?). Plyaarn was accidentally discovered by the Ordo Xenos and upon examination Plyaarn Prime contained most if not all the resources needed for a majority of the imperium’s toxic weaponries.

Plyaarn Prime is a Chem World and the Capital World of the Plyaarn system. Plyaarn Prime are a major manufacturer of various toxins, poisons, and weapons utilizing them that are used by the Imperium. These include, but not limited to, Chem Cannons used by the Bane Wolf, Hellfire Rounds, Morbidious Rounds, and Ripper Pistols. The planet was accidentally discovered by the Ordo Xeno after an FTL malfunction, upon further examination the planet was discovered to be primarily venomous swamps and deposits of minerals used in toxin manufacturing. Plyaarn Prime colonization and development into an industrial world was heavily pushed by the Ordo Xeno to supply Deathwatch and Imperial Guard forces at the cost of the various human tribes already living on the planet.

tired to write it as if its on a lex

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/imostergolfra-gif-25274972

[rose thorn]

I SAID FTL INSTEAD OF WARP TRAVEL

[rustic patrol]

That's a purging.

[rose thorn]

:The xenoform was seen as proof that there were other worlds beyond the clouds and that salvation could be found in its worship. When Thrensiom was overthrown, the broodkin of the Bladed Cog swapped one set of cruel masters for another, though the latter are infinitely worse." thank you bladed cog

[rose thorn]

need someone who knows tyranid lore to check an idea for how the genestaeler got on the planet

since this planet produces espiecally anti tyranid ammo, would i tmake sense for te planet ot just get utterly pelted wiht genestealers by the hive mind

or would the hivemind do a surgical strike, they woudl rather not have hte ordo xenos be aware there is a cult on the planet...

oh hey that gives me an idea for my tyranid fleet

funny how things owrk out htat way

..... HUH

actually the idea of the planet early in its history gettign a shit load of unregistered shipments woudl be pertty funny

[dapper gyro]

I have an urge to turn you into a genestealer now.

[rose thorn]

which were form other genestealer cults because the hive mind was like "shut that shit down now"

After the planet’s few shipments of toxins the planet strangely received many unregistered and unrequested shipments. Shipments of ores, medical supplies, vehicles, and even weapons arrived in bulk. The few shipments that could be traced came from various hive worlds, Ghosar Quintus, and even Holy Terra itself. The ruling class, The Toxicracy, assumed it was a mistake on behalf of the Adeptus Ministratum and kept them to arm the planetary defense forces. Unaware to the Toxicracy, most if not all of the shipments housed Genestealers, who spread their kiss rapidly and in such mass that there was a noticeable dip in toxin production across the planet for days. This failure contributed to the working class was quickly punished by enforcers and cut backs on safety measures.

[rose thorn]

IM COOKING SO HARD AAAAAAAA

[dark moon]

KEEP COOKING HEAD CHEF!

[rose thorn]

okay i got the lore on the original tribes of hte lpante and the uprisignt is elf

The original tribes of the planets, referred to as Plyaarnites, were hardened by the world’s conditions and already adept in surviving in toxic conditions and were hardy against many venoms. This made them the perfect lower class for the planet’s future production and were all forced into the toxin industries by gunpoint. The tribes all worshipped a serpent god in some form with the belief that one day the strongest warriors of the planet will be taken to the serpent god’s paradise. These beliefs were swiftly and violently corrected by the Ecclesiarchy, yet many Plyaarnites still worshipped their snake god in secret and under different names.

As the Genestealer Cult and the Patriarch developed it, adopted most of the original beliefs of the Plyaarnites allowing the cult to spread even faster under the disguised name of the Fanged Emperor. The various hidden places of worship of their old serpent god were repurposed to worship the patriarch and pre-existing rebel groups quickly joined the cult. Over the generations members of the cult grew even more resistant to the planet’s toxins to the point some members could drink it and be unaffected. The cult began its uprising with a mass poisoning of the water supply, overnight most of the man operated defenses were wiped out without raising a finger, then the cult swarmed whatever defenses were left before reaching The Toxicracy. Many nobles were dead or dying from the poisons alone, the planetary governor was immobile and barely alive in thanks to countless augmentations. He could only watch as he was torn to shreds by hundreds of blades and talons.

ill sort this out bette into the plantary lore and gsc lore and write shorter blerbs for planet lore

The Cult of the Fanged Emperor continues producing toxic munitions and armaments, but has ensured to sabotage most of the toxins in a shipment and render them inert, especially against Tyranid forces. The shipments to planetary forces and Imperial Guard regiments often house a genestealer to spread the gifts of the Fanged Emperor across the galaxy. It is only a matter of time before the Ordo Xeno finds out the cult is the cause of their munition issues but the warriors of the Fanged Emperor stand ready awaiting their gods. For once they arrive their angels will come down and carry them off to a paradise far away from this wretched galaxy.

I DID IT

THIS IS THE MOST ACOMPLISHED LORE I FEEL LIKE I EVER WROTELOL

Im going tf to bed

I’m so proud of my self

[outer wave]

Fuck yeah, you deserve it

[rose thorn]

Also if anyone has seen the black water leak, it cleans up ALOT of rumor engines

[surreal nest]

They have a cyberpunk arcade game lol

Its actually pretty fire

[opaque coyote]

LMAO

She just had to grasp the wrist

what a skill issue smh

lacking in faith

[opaque coyote]

also artist is superfeyn

[opaque coyote]

As any loyal guardsman who has read their uplifting primer in accordance with the will of the God-Emperor (beloved by all) would know, while orks may seem large, their muscle tissue is less dense than the superior human genealogy, and resultantly the average ork is significantly weaker than the average human.

Clearly.

[coral granite]

Lol even if they were stronger if they always do a downward swing can push the wrist to the side since the resistance will be coming down

[remote wadi]

How dare she not being like the Gregor Eisenhorn

[valid needle]

God I forget how based the imperium is

[shadow plover]

[rocky gale]

[misty vector]

no you dont understand the imperium needs the industrial baby furnaces or theyll die

[valid needle]

We servitor babies because WE LIKE IT.

[near wasp]

The chrubs fulfill needed roles. We must continue to lobotomize babies for the good of mankind

[valid needle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-did-it-because-i-liked-it-i-did-it-because-i-liked-it-punisher-punisher-daredevil-punisher-court-scene-punisher-court-speech-gif-9280760464850102883

[rose thorn]

This was definitely made by someone who did not like chainsaw man lmao

[wintry cloud]

“Just parry the gorilla bro”

Simple as

[humble shoal]

Nah his fungus arms are actually quite brittle

[rocky gale]

It's mushroom just bite him

[humble shoal]

Some mushrooms are poisonous

[rocky gale]

That's a problem for later

[median star]

IRON HANDS MENTION GAAAAH

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-startled-cat-scared-cat-ambush-gif-25294792

[celest dome]

Most relevant the IH have been since their Primarch was beheaded

[near wasp]

Iron hands are just sad

[humble shoal]

They would cry if they didnt replace their tear ducts

[near wasp]

Lol

https://tenor.com/view/doomer-meme-doomer-phone-wojak-phone-wagie-phone-doomer-walk-gif-24227882

Me listening to the last two hours of fall of cadia knowing it's about to get unimaginably sad

[queen laurel]

Funny thing is that's not even talking about the space marine iron hands it's talking about Colonel 'Iron Hand' Straken

a renowned Colonel of Catachan Jungle Fighters

Or his other title Man of Adamantium

[celest dome]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545

[wintry cloud]

I wonder what it’s like for people to scream “its not canon anymore”

just for GW to refresh it and go “we didn’t forget lol”

[median star]

makes more sense i was trying to think and couldnt remember any iron hands ever being named straken much less being famous for it

[near wasp]

Nooooooo abbadon damn you||there is no way abbadon just one tapped a custodes, this is some bs ;-;||

|| they gave my custodes the cain treatment||

[hallow plover]

Abaddon is juiced up on chaos roids tho

And custodes gets clapped on a daily basis now

Gene alchemy ain't whay it used to be

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-crying-throwing-up-screaming-on-the-floor-screaming-scream-meme-gif-4692517184599699550

[rose thorn]

thats a weird iron hand

[wintry cloud]

There’s nothing wrong with this i don’t think

What book is this from?

[near wasp]

Fall of cadia

I'm just sad they did my fav faction like this

[wintry cloud]

F

[rose thorn]

not a fan of the lil slogan thing so far but can thtink of anythign better atm

ill photoshop an 'in lore' version of the cult symbol

[valid needle]

Very based Maggie

[rose thorn]

thank you

[valid needle]

So who is the fanged emperor

[near wasp]

Your ex boyfriend

[valid needle]

I’m not homosexual I’m just homiesexual.

[near wasp]

[rose thorn]

He shall take his loyal followers to a paradise far from this wretched galaxy

[celest dome]

"Blessed be whom the venom saved"

[wintry scarab]

Did i just make this up or is the darktide class reveal happening on the 11th?

[rose thorn]

FUCK THATS SO GOOD

thank uuu

[queen laurel]

november 11th yes

[rose thorn]

a new class? wow

pls be genestaler pls be gene stealer pls be genestealer

[celest dome]

Reveal, no info yet on when it launch

[celest dome]

[rose thorn]

genestealer cultist get arrested it maeks sense

[queen laurel]

As a member of the cult of the fanged emperor i will now poison you for suggesting such a thing

[rose thorn]

lmao

[wintry scarab]

I hope it launches this year, but knowing fatshark, its still months away.

[rose thorn]

how coolw ould it be to weld 3 PISTOLS AT ONCE

27 revolver shots at once

mining drills

explsoives

weirld a rifle and a knife at the same time

and imagine the dialog

"you worship the false emperor, the true emperor arrive and shall embrace you with his many hands"
"kys mutant"

its probably gonna be like, idk death cult asssassin or something thouhg

or with stolen rations, tha sounds liek a ratling thing

[wintry scarab]

Im pretty sure most people are saying it will be a hive ganger.

And there have been leaked hive ganger haircuts in the game since day 1 that never got added. So i belive the people that say ganger. + exotic hair colours were leaked as well

[rose thorn]

those gsc cosmetics sitll havent been released yet right?

[wintry scarab]

Theres gene stealer cosmetics? Ive not seen or heard of those.

[rose thorn]

ill take that as no

[raven stone]

How would a Hive ganger class work like though?

[near wasp]

[rose thorn]

there was a brood brother themed veteran set

[rose thorn]

drugs

also i thoguht veteran was a count in for gangers

[celest dome]

The Salvar Chem Dogs are based on the same miniature as the GSC

[wintry scarab]

Idk but i really want to see the interactions that a ganger would have between our agents and the arbites

[near wasp]

Hmmm drugs

[wintry scarab]

But the chem dogs have nothing the do with the cults in lore? Its just reused models?

[rose thorn]

there was a like hella brood brother oen but i cant ifn dit

[near wasp]

Not even bald

Fake gsc

[rose thorn]

lmao

[celest dome]

Yes, quite a few of the IG regiments are "kitbash"

[celest dome]

The one that Hallowette use ?

[rose thorn]

there slaso

[wind canyon]

Hallowette is a genesteeler confirmed?

[celest dome]

🚬

No

She has hairs

[wind canyon]

She sells fashion, it's probably a wig /s

[celest dome]

Close acolyte to a RT, tech to detect GSC is not that rare nowadays