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jokes aside its hilarious how GW has been like
"GSC lore has too much gooning, we gotta find other ways for them to spread the infection"
lmao
i leave for a few minutes a few minutes
or how they barely say how mass-amounts of people fuck for future Generations of GSC
and you are doing it again
its so funny
oh yeah early generation genestealers cults spread via the kiss asw ell
so they are crawlign out of hella t night copying dad lol
Genestealer Patriarch to his Cult
oh yeah maggie the narrator so far is pretty good for the spear of the ever chosen
this is a strictly anti-natalist zone
ice
aditionally i had an idea flike\
Why are you of all people have this image on the logs
you know what don't even
Quick at googling stuff
making fun of the doohickey test subject is the great national pastime
You left a few minutes for a few minutes?
Garth Ennis room
It is exceedingly funny that the Japanese decided that the assassin kind of had a point
Shit worked out for him, mostly
yeah shinzo abe sucked a mile of dicks
And hyperthymesic memory
anyway my point about the tau isn't that they are literally communist, it's that they're a communist allegory
where do you wanna start
actually, no politics
they come in with all these high minded ideals, take power, then go "anyway, time to purge the minorities"
soooooooo, fascists?
you can be authoritarian without being fascist
you can also be authoritarian without needing to commit genocides
thats the fascist part
something long the lines of htis?
that looks sick
would requier me remaking the snake aagin lol
I qutie like it, maybe angling in so that it go through the right eye ?
OHH YEAHH I SEE
there's more to fascism than just genocide, most genocides in history took place before fascism was even invented
"marry" more like nonconsensually force themselves on people
that's right but when youre describing it in context with the tau, its literally just fascism
OK that's a winner right there
they have a caste system.
No
admittedly the eugenics is pretty fascist
All three of them are successors
the issue with calling the tau communists comes from a lack of understanding of what communism is, it's innapplicable in a grimdark setting let alone a society with a caste system that operates on a galactic scale
I mean
idk, i'm not exactly a fascism expert, but they're lacking the appeal to a past greatness and such right? and they also don't have the corporatist aspect of fascism
anyone calling tau communist is flat out wrong from the start so thats not even worth looking into imo
(and its a very tired joke im glad the fandom is largely being sick of at this stage)
yeah i'm not saying they are literally communist, just a functional allegory
Ye ye i was saying in general
thats the artistry you're thinking about how fascism was put in power and promoted
Tau are more authoritarian in a sense
but that also crosses over with fascism a lot so who tf knows tbh lol
mussolini himself said that he didnt give a fuck about the art
he just knew it was a means to get the people to think of him the way he wanted
i'm just saying i think tankies would fall over themselves trying to defect to the tau
"do you guys remember the roman empire?"
Red facists are like the most common type of terminally online “communist”
idk i think tankies are genuinely opposed to fascism, they just also want to kill me if they take power
as with any political ideology theres no monolith even inside it
its how we get shit like nazi furries

that's fair
i sometimes go to r/communism to watch the stalinists and maoists fight
LOL
Do neo nazis come in as well sometimes?
Thats rad!
no r/communism immediately bans you and deletes your thread if you aren't a marxist
Lmao
woah it's nazi germany
lmao
why do daemonhosts exist if its possible to summon daemons without them? noob question but its something that just occured to me
it's easier to put a daemon in a person's body than to summon it outright
Possession is typically easier to bring about than actual summoning
Neo Nazis, communists, Marxists, stalinists. Just about the most vile hive of scum and villainy one could ever find.
especially more powerful daemons
Yerp
real communists take to the streets and sometimes find jobs
then why are there so many more burgles than daemonhosts in game? /gen
because left 4 dead had the witch
Nazi furries? Next thing you’ll tell me there is skinhead communists

also related
nazis often try to infiltrate and take over niche subcultures
It’s literally us
ikr
this slogan is ancient
yeah its why that bar story is so famous
the one where the barlady kicks that one guy out
because he knows the moment he as a fascist makes this his hanging spot more of his ilk will come in
which is unfortunately very true
yep, if you tolerate nazis, they crowd out everyone who isn't a nazi or friendly to nazis, and now your space is a nazi space
yeah its why we are so harsh here when moderating/banning people who are obviously dipshits lol
What bar story
i had people thank me over making this place feel safe for them due to that so at least we are doing something right
love to see it btw
Anytime 
maybe a bitt oo much?
Yeah you gotta watch out for the Nazis and communists
i think it looks good 
i still think it's sick
its more just chuds of any calibre
That’s hilarious
I wonder if there’s a reddit specifically for Nazis and communists to shit talk eachother
anyway i'm WAY more tolerant of communists, most of them don't want to kill the minorities, hell a lot of them ARE the minorities, it's the vanguard party mfs you gotta look out for
Do not search how many of his people died under stalins regime
still, i'm post-leftist, communists purge the anarchists every fucking time, we can't trust em
Also Stalin did purge minorities
💀
Any Stalinist is on my shitlist automatically lol
Who is doing that Skull/GSc thing ?
that would be one of the mentioned vanguard party motherfuckers
Mags
also never mind stalin, LENIN purged the anarchists
Maggie
fascist communist capitalist they can all piss off a fella just wants to grill
LOL
@rose thorn #40k-lore-chat message
Meanwhile communist China subjugating their people like a mf
every time I see the worm I see a cheesy little fellow full of cheese holes
Im gonna blow up all ancaps
me
Mfw I hear someone say it’s not a prison camp
💀
Reject fascists of both the far left and far right, return to Big God E.
china and cuba wear communism like leatherface wearing a human skin mask
i tried that first but it didnt feel lke it was a meaninful addition
Dengism moment
that's not to say "well actually REAL communism is-"
real communism never happens, it ALWAYS degrades in to authoritarian state captialism, or just outright capitalism
Wrapping the Tyranid symbol around the head would be rad
Not sure how'd you do it though
Odd question, but has anyone done a gsc worm, but it's head on view.
China and Cuba are both socdem now no?
Relevant
yeah undeniably china and cuba have raised the average standard of living, they're just also authoritarian as hell
Like laurels on a helm
the best thing about anarchism is that 14 year olds grow up
Yeah, something like that
without the eye
That's lit.
it still kinda makes half a third eye too, which is cool
'cause they fuck with your brain
implies it with the outline
OK that's good that's good

The overall communist ideology i believe is a good idea but unfortunately every single time it’s put into practice it is corrupted and led by greedy fascists.
But greed and corruption will always assert itself and so it will never be viable.
Which is why it will never work. Communism does not take into account that humans are highly susceptible to the temptations of greed and power
i don't believe greed and corruption are that essential to human nature
but people who want power shouldn't have it
Are temptations of greed and power not caused by social economic factors?
Everyone wants power
so no one should have it <3
Anyone who denies to want power is lying
i don't particularly want political power
Not just that, but also the innate human desire to shape the world as one sees fit
i want like, teleportation and fireballs
I want power to send people to mars.
But humans are flawed, and thus so are their visions
Let's get the futuristic cargo cult going now.
i think we should send elon musk to mars as fast as possible
Fair.
I think we should fully commit to nuclear power and have a retro-future like Thunderbirds/Captain Scarlet.
Mf are you trying to start the mechanicus about 25k years early or something?
^
these two are the top contenders atm
2
As if Elon would actually have the knowledge to do that lmfao
He's just a billionaire who sits back and lets his engineers do everything for him
that's unfair, he also mistreats his children
You don't need much knowledge to start a cult
If you could edit the tail of the worm, could you make it copy the curve of the skull?
to be clear i want him to arrive on mars at reentry speeds, with lithobraking as the primary method of deceleration
Send him to mars, then convince the world that his landing was fake.
considering how shit it would be to live on mars maybe encouraging the ultra wealthy to move there wouldn't be too bad
Sadly, they're all doomsday culting rn.
It would be like the post credits scene of Don't Look Up lol
It wouldn't be that hard to arrange a small "orbital logistics error"
Each of one them, wanting to be "King of the wasteland."
They wouldn't be kings of shit lmao
True. I heard that they interviewed some security guards for a billionaire and said they would instantly take off if things when to shit.
This is like, on his private island.
they want to be house from fallout new vegas
What’s this one for?
I feel like within the skull is better in terms of look.
But it would be so hard to paint as a symbol
On a figure
Also, do orks honor duels? Like if the warboss of your WAAAGH! Tells you that the git theyz fighting is they’z alone, an’ if you touch ‘em, he’ll thump you proppa, do you actually listen? And if you do, what would you do if the enemy gits don’t honor it?
Depends on the Ork
Some will just say
"Nah"
And then shoot you
But if the war boss announced that they're dueling somebody
Generally most Boyz will stand back and watch
If the enemy doesn't honor it.
Well then... nothing like a mosh pit

Cheese snake
lucky there is almsot zero instances you apint this on a model lol
Cheese snake
Try making the tail wrap around near the forehead thicker
It depends, if the enemy doesn’t honor it they get shot to death I’d assume
lol
All hail the cheese snake
this looks kinda cute
There’s actually an un fathomable amount of leftist writings contradicting this point. As well as the great successes in Cuba and China that show just how successful a state catering to humanity instead of profit. Greed is not an innate trait, it never was, it’s just reinforced in our culture here because our society is organized around profit.
I mean like in the middle of a battle
Yes
These bloody tyranids won’t honor my duel. It’s one on one you ruffians
China is corrupt as hell and the higher members of the CCP are. Rich as hell
Also every faction has honor duels because of tabletop rules
Ironically
That’s not necessarily true man
Even nids
they do still feel the need to infringe on folks' personal freedoms though, and actively work against people trying to build horizontal structures
The upper echelons of the CCP are objectively wealthy
Lot of huge changes since Hu jintao left office
They also get advantages in society
Greed and Jealousy always existed.
Greed doesn't just apply materially.
As for China catering to humanity?
PFFFTT yeah fucking right. The CCP are literally putting people in concentration camps LITERALLY RIGHT NOW
I’m aware but it’s still that way under Xi
Consider the origin of your information on Chinese concentration camps might be the same people telling you Iraq has wmds
They’re prison camps
Oh God dammit not this shit again
They’re not concentration camps
Yeah that's fair, wrong terminology
Still bad
Still fucking awful
The CCP is oppressing the uhyger minority in Xinjiang lol
Nah. I wrote papers on this and watched my findings similar to that be proven wrong. Look man I’m an academic I have to cite numbers and they just aren’t there
My defense of China is less ideological and more about seeing how much of my field is greatly politicized and centered around catering to the defense industry.
that's fine, just don't hold china up as the peak of human achievement
they do still got serious issues even if places like america are worse
Mao was actually based for killing my relatives indirectly because they uh
Were farmers
With land

yeah mgiht be as far as this goes
Okay me joking aside china def has greed as an issue even in the government
This is true.
That doesn't mean that the CCP isn't shit.
Even excluding Xi’s more power grabby corruption purges
I think all things compared right now China is the peak of human achievement relative to the declining west. It’s just different and it’s ok, you spend time over there and you can’t help but see how propagandized we are
They still have issues with corruption in the government
Like equally as much as the US government is now
...
I am Chinese and Elite over here is Taiwanese. What the actual fuck are you talking about.
Yeah but their corruption is vastly smaller than in America and Europe right now. Our democracies have shed any connection to serving common interests and been completely suborned by capital at this point
I can still claim Taiwanese citizenship via blood still maybe I should
the main difference is chinese (average) quality of life is going up, not down. china is actively developing industry and infrastructure while american oligarchs are primarily concerned with looting
Yeah
True
I don’t disagree with that
Also people love abusing government subsidies in China lol
I love all the “senior canteens” popping up
ill wokr on this one next
According to my friend
not much in need of change
Except they’re just labeled that to abuse the subsidies
I think that
Legitimately.
Both sides of the earth are undergoing enshittification
No shit
Just in entirely different manners
Xi is more authoritarian then Hu imo
I feel like it should be green or purple instead of red.
I visited China and let me tell you.
It is fucking wild that like half the global internet is blocked
Chinas great fire wall used to be something I abhorred because I assumed it was censorship. And now watching social media destroy any sense of commonality or shared reality in America I’m like “oh ok now I get it.”
Glorious great firewall that literally everyone bypasses with vpns
China’s social media is fucked as well
lol
Chinese social media is as shit. Weibo is literally just twitter
Part of that is because they dont report accurate poverty numbers anymore
Yeah it ain’t perfect but it is better
i mead t his in the specific thought of like, genestealer cult after the devistation of baal, but ill fuck with the colors
Weibo is a fucking dumpster fire
Oh damn, a Baal GSC would be interesting.
It really isn’t
There is a gangwar between food delivery services
Its not better
Thats just capitalism
lol
Fuck no, China figured out those algorithms before us.
And again, as somebody who has been to Weibo.
It's literally just twitter but in another language
It’s also funny as shit for pricing
Nah like actual gang wars
Including the amount of absolute rampant racism
They fighting
Ok sorry I’m not racist enough to buy into “China can’t innovate only copy.” It’s 2025 guys cmon
Seen a couple of vids
bud they literally said china invented that shit before america
I’m not saying that?
What the fuck
i know nothing about BA's homeworld's people lmao
I can call weibo dogshit as a social media platform
Because it is dogshit as a social media platform
Weibo and douyin are both shit
Like every other social media platform
I was doing research papers for the usn on hyper sonic missile tech out of China ten years ago and that was the beginning of my recognition that a lot of my field was incredibly biased and had blinders on what China was doing well. It was partly racism but also cope for an empire in decline
And are just as destructive as the rest of the social media
Yeah
Went on their for Genshin talks once.
I love reading slurs
Chinese social media is fucked lol
This is what you get when you really fund the living shit out of education
Just like ours
Social Media is just a result of a bunch of people collecting together
It gives people a false sense of reality at times
With different opinions
The “ideal” ect.
Eventually things get fucked
I do agree with you writ large to avoid social media no matter what country
Except discord: which is fun and cool
It’s as damaging as it is in the rest of the world
sweating
discord's fine though right
NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS HERE RIGHT?
Look if you call me kitten I’m buying a gun
Chinese Social media is still fucking awful
Remember that they grasped the modern algorithms we have now before the USA has
小紅書 。 lol
sorry, wasn't tryna do a whataboutism
i was being facetious
On the whole I think ccp is doing pretty good by their people. The standard of living and pollution changes I’ve seen in the past twenty years blew me away.
The smog problem in Beijing is all but gone now. I remember living there in 2005 and having coal snot all the time. But they literally spent two decades replanting forests and doing geo engineering. Astounding stuff
Yeah the smog is gone
How recently was that claimed?
Cuz I was there in 2018
Like 2020’s
Gotta admit that’s pretty neat
And it was super smoggy
But you can def see air quality improvement
Ah ok
Winter is still kinda fucked
If you visit during the winter you’re gona see more smog
It is genuinely fantastic
still it's no ulaanbataar
Some of the things I've seen on my brief bilibili visits made it appear to be on the same level as twitter imho, I doubt social media is very different no matter where you are
Bilibili is a youtube equivilent innit?
Look man I worked for dod I bought into the anti china stuff and skepticism until the numbers weren’t adding up. It became clear by the time I quit that there’s a very aggressive propaganda effort to paint China as way worse than it is despite every corporation here relying on it for labor.
Just like with Venezuela they have to paint it as “beneath us” or “despotic” because there’s a resource they want. Which taking it back to 40k lore: is very imperium
It’s different
Honestly douyin be wilding compared to western social media.
Douyin is funny
The bad parts of China is I thought their music scene sucked
China is advancing. It is most likely gonna become the leader in multiple different sectors of science, technology, etc. it will overtake us.
But the CCP still sucks ass in the human rights department.
Tbf the US government wasn't better before. And definitely isn't now.
It's almost like it's a nuanced issue.
yeah nah all that is understandable, it's just that here right now we're doing socialist criticism of china, not the more brainless right wing stuff, not to put too fine a point to it
Pretty impossible to use douyin directly though
Since no Chinese phone number means no access
Unless they changed it
Nope
oh yeah, funny thought i had about 40k, communism can't exist because materialism is objectively wrong
Oh boy
there's an immaterium!
lol
The warp is funny
Aneruca is definitely worse on the human rights front at this point. I can’t defend anything we do we’re so ludicrously evil dude. We have masked thugs kidnapping and terrorizing people, we have forced labor as an institution for private industry to use and relying on convict labor to fight natural disasters, we find and aid genocides, we brutally repress minorities here, our courts are openly corrupt, we don’t even have freedom of speech anymore.
The Chinese at least get safe cities and homes
"If I stab a person, a Daemon spawns in that is the manifestation of an idea of me stabbing that person"
Sure, safe
China is very much slated to take the 2nd influence pole (if not the 1st).
You look at what America did in Iraq over thirty years and tell us we’re not the bad guys. We stacked civilians like cordwood
China literally doesn’t have freedom of speech
I’m not even saying the US isn’t evil
lol
out here doin apotheosis of the knife
And neither do we or any other western state right now
Yeah
Knife knife knife
China also doesnt report the massive amount of stabbings that make our school shooting problem look like a non-issue
Also China does literally kidnap people sometimes
China is not home to most advanced tech. Its strength is manufacturing and scale. Not cutting edge innovation
Nah China has some cutting edge innovation
It’s stupid to act like they don’t nowadays
Yeah they don’t have a massive amount of stabbing a dude. That happened like once a decade ago
Basically china is king of logistics
Not all of it is commercially successful
hat for you
And the Uyghurs situation
American social violence is our problem
China is the Imperium confirmed???
But they’ve got weird stuff
You act like I don’t have this in blue already
Ok sure

sick
Yes home to hive cities
Either way, being a gay person kinda sucks rn
Reject western news as propoganda, embrace chinese news as the one truth
Are you talking about the big stabbing spree or stabbing in general
it's not great
I like dark colors ma
Because stabbings have happened within the last year
Who care about being the peoplee that researche stuff if you're the one that profit from its sales 💀
Britain has competition
Tbf knife violence is higher in the US
It’s a country of over a billion people I’m sure there are violent crimes but to pretend it’s on the scale of rampant gun crime and masscshooting in America is just cope
Then the UK
I mean yeah
No shit
But acting like they don’t deal with stabbings is fucking weird man
I think we can all recognize that America is unique in our psychotic social gun violence and want to change that
Your example of 10 years ago
Also not like the biggest research center in the world is pretty much trying to cause a brain haemorrhage rn
Last I checked China doesn't have laws regarding animal abuse, so there's a lot of sickos there who torture animals like cats for fun
They execute billionaires who poison hundreds of thousands. I feel like we can give them credit for that
Which I’d assume you mean the stabbing spree in yunan right?
They also have several slave populations, (ughyrs, tibetans, mongolians)
In the train station?
Not really. Not in the tech that matters. Sorta like deep tech
Ok now you’re just grasping at straws to find anything
America and its corporations literally use slave labor now
Several populations fuck out of here
slavery is enshrined in the american constitution lmao

Prison moment
Every corporation does.
I love it when most of our chocolate comes from slavery
I am aware of the atrocities of the US
Gotta get that cobalt baby
Just saying they are pretty much the same level of shitty
Gotta say on the whole I’m anti slavery. I think it’s bad folks
Cobalt is mostly mined with “artesnial” labor
"but prisons don't count as slavery!"
the 13th amendment:
It's like comparing apples and oranges
They're entirely different flavors of shit
China and America have unique problems
On god
That’s just cope, it’s a way of shrugging our shoulders and saying things can’t be better here.
Not really
anarchist moment 💖
Usa's new slaves are illegals that come from shit and will gladly accept a slave's wage and 0 job security and manager's explotations. Genuine slaves were treated better in ancient greece
Because it can be better here
I’m not an anarchist 💀 I’m a socdem
Prison labor 💀
Just wont be done by idealizing another repressive regime
Yes it is man. We can be better and it’s ok to look at other countries and go: yeah they have better policies than us, shit is working better there we can do that too
It’s also fine to shit on other countries as well for being a repressive regime while also having higher standard of living
i love late night 40k lore chat so much
We have masked federal storm troopers being sent through out our cities to terrify and beat a labor underclass that capital has demanded for decades and punishing college kids for protesting us funding and aiding a genocide and you think China is the repressive one?
Bro it’s just that sword hasn’t been pointed at you yet
It's 2 PM for me lmao
11 here
I’m taking a nice walk in the cold
It’s bleak as hell here, gray skies and dead plants. Like I imagine the Siberian steppes or some shit
High desert is such a bummer in winter
norway is nice in winter, i hear people are sometimes saying this, but damn it's dark
I think Wolf's point is that China isn't better, both government suck?
What did you guys think of the feudal world in rogue trader with the expansion
nah china is better, it's just that america sucking doesn't make the ways in which china sucks, suck less
And I think their government is surprisingly better than ours at this point. I can’t help but look at the tape and the quality of living and lack of twenty year wars overseas.
I used to be pretty true blue America rah rah, but fifteen years in dc change that
the tape?
I just think that it's an apples and oranges situation.
Both America and China have different problems. And it entirely depends on the individual in terms of which is better.
If you're a black person you're just kinda screwed either way. I'm sorry
Yeah the tape is a sports euphemism for stats
My favorite legion: ravenguard
Incredibly bitchmade but they ended slavery on their world. Just the lore punching bag like the iron hands
Bonk
Mine is fists because they have tramp stamps
I mean, depend on where culture you're from 💀
Like China is a repressive hell hole for quite a percentage of its population too.
has the chinese government gotten any better about the homophobia?
Favorite legion is probably
World Eaters purely because
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Also I like their color schemes
Both pre and post heresy
Anyway there is worse ||Israel||
Cannot speak for the population
But on paper, not really.
At least it isn't illegal to be gay there
So
There's that

afaik there's a lot of REALLY popular gay media, but the more publicly visible it becomes the more they have to disney-ify the gayness
Which flavor of racism would you like 💀
Do not ask my grandpa what he thinks about black people
He did not like finding out I had a black friend in elementary school
I couldn’t say, but I think a lot of prejudiced norms have been changing there. One of the motivating factors for the misguided cultural revolution was to get rid of those kinds of prejudicial thinking and hierarchy etc, the worst parts of conficiamism. But hey man, that didn’t work out great. Much like the Great Leap Forward.
When I was there I got to be friends with peoples whose families were sent down. Really a boneheaded move but I understand why they did it.
Same with racism, western and local attitudes on it take time to eliminate. But it’s better now than when I was there in 2005
Asian and black people always have beef and I have no idea where the fuck it comes from
so like you'll see some fairly chaste but still visibly gay tv dramas, and then you read the novels it's based on and it's full dick on dick gay homosex
It’s less racist now yes
It’s waaaay less racist nowadays
At least in Taiwan, I’d assume the same in China
lol
I think racism on a whole is on the rise sadly and I think it’s part of a coordinated international right wing campaign that empowers certain regimes. Indian fascism and racism is one of the more visible ones that seems particularly dischordsnt considering how westerners treat India
Isn’t it Hindu nationalism specifically
I could be wrong
Racism in SK is real bad again
Depends on the population on some level for things like racism, homophobia, etc.
Like classism is terrible in India.
Like... even compared to the USA and such.
Different shade of fascism, same play book.
confucianism is so fucked, that shit needs to go baaad
And it’s just literally him on every page
Hindutva is more or less there, it's a wild thing
I respect the world eaters on the basis that their helmets are fucking rad looking
Class consciousness is currently unconscious
Oh absolutely
It has some good things in it smh
My religious beliefs are a clusterfuck anyways
lol
Chinese folk religion or whatever the fuck it’s called is the closest thing I have to a religion
I think patriarchy and hierarchy without universal education is quite backwards.
I love World Eaters, number 1 legion forever
Obviously
Imagine radioactive humans.
I'm agnostic.
I dunno if God even cares about us. Like
Logically I doubt he does. The universe is giant, and if God does exist.
We're definitely not his favorites.

I love the axehead on the left so much it's stupid
anything involving the concept of philial piety makes my skin want to crawl out the window and down a storm drain
I was raised Catholic so I’m with you there on backwards religious shit lodged in my brain. So much guilt
He’s got antennae
For receiving khornes death metal radio
secret railgun
Idk I just pray to like random gods my parents taught me to pray to 💀
That their parents taught them to pray to
for launching his skull at mach 8
That their parents parents taught them to pray to
The guy holding up two axes is having the time of his life
Also might be fucking crowdsurfing which is hilarious
Anyways my grades got better after I went to a funny temple, threw some divination wooden wedges and burned some incense
So clearly it works
I got all these shrines to saints man, they’re really helping me, please bro believe me st Anthony helped me find my car keys
I don't know what my beliefs are anymore, it's a smattering of like 12 ideologies and some sampling of whatever I read about at random times
Grades so bad, you needed God to fix them
Nah
ah the saint of missing car keys
It's so cool, 🗣️ nothin' betta
My mom and dad got annoyed I didn’t get straight A’s in college
Like I did in high school
Yeah sounds about right
And middle school
I don’t think they gave a shit about my grade in elementary school
Did they...
Forget that college is different than school in general
Only god can save this gpa
Meanwhile in heaven
God: put the phone down and read the assignment! How is this so hard for you! I never should have given you free will!
Whatever I’ve had straight A’s 3 semesters straight after praying
So it worked
Obviously
/j
God couldn’t save the paint job on my army
They don’t care. My dad got straight A’s at the most prestigious college in Taiwan
I'm so happy my parents didn't give a shit about my grades but I also wish they cared at the same time lmbo
They were also in the generation where they got beaten regularly for poor performance
lol
They didn’t beat me though

"hey mom the pressure is kinda getting to me, i'm struggling a bit at school" "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?"
Catch you guys later, don’t forget to take your stimms
"Bro I got dropkicked by my dad when I was 6 and I'm fine"
Tainted stims moment
Gimme THE BLESSING
that's so nice of them
@storm jungle this sounds like something D would listen to on the radio
Why is Invincible tripping
my mom apparently beat her students when she was teaching music in Taiwan
lol
Ganger confirmed!!!
holy shit lmao
She’s still got the fucking stick
At my fathers sides house in Taiwan
My grandmother on my moms side has a switch still and she did hit me with it
lmao in the sense that i have no idea what to say, shit's distressing
My mum was of the generation where the teachers would beat you at school if you wrote with your left hand.
yikes
Honestly it’s, whatever?
Idk
My sister had her hands smacked nonstop for writing with her left
She's only 20 years older than me
It's that older generation, it's bad but it is what it is
I’d assume my grandmother also got in on it
My fathers sides grandparents were never physically abusive
But they liked yelling a lot
Anyways my parents raised me great except for yelling at me a lot when they were angry but whatever
Better then getting whipped
We just got hit with a wooden spoon, an Irish classic
i have to check myself when i feel the temptation to say shit like "parents love finding excuses to abuse their kids" cause i know other people exist who actually have good relationships with their parents
but sometimes i wonder if those people are real
This style of stick
This is what my mom used, and my grandmother on my moms side
💀
Funny stick
Part of the punishment was you'd be told to go and get the spoon
and if you refused you'd be hit twice as hard
Oh it looks like that old timey cane they used in schools
Honestly my parents have a great relationship with their parents which I don’t really get on my moms side
Because my grandmother is fucking terrifying
a friend of mine growing up got beaten by his mom when he was young. did he learn that his actions have consequences? no he was a kid, he learned to compulsively lie about everything that might make him look bad, and he learned that beating people is an acceptable thing to do when they disappoint you.
he managed to shake the latter habit, but the first one is in there deep
My brother and I were easy, never had my parents want to hit us
Hey si how common is it for blood angels to obliterate civilians for blood
Although it is also just normal to not hit your kids
As often as the narrative need
When they're really hungry

Man I just measured the distance my mom was forced to walk to buy groceries as a child and it's just under 12 km there and back. She has also broken contact with most of her family, weirdly enough
I NEED to know the warcrimes of the blood angels
MANKIND IS DEAD
BLOOD IS FUEL
HELL IS FULL
lol
blood angels need 200 liters of human blood EVERY SECOND please help them
It's certainly not uncommon, I think they have taps ready to go on their blood thralls, like walking beer kegs
I was thinking this would be like ‘planet near the Baal system murdered by blood angels for blood (whoops), Genestealer cult forms, they hate blood angels, they see the star gods reach Baal, star gods get beat, hate blood angels even more’
The blood angels as a chapter pretty rare
Some of their sucessors have uh
issues
lol
Flesh Tearers, Angels Sanguine
The Angels Vermillion and their Sorrowing is quite cool
Angels Vermillion don't have issues aside from the Sorrowing
which is their one time of a year where they go hogwild
lol
THE SORROWING
What's the one where they harvest blood and didn't get invited to help defend Baal?
and there were a lot of those chapters in the vicinity during and after the Devastation of Baal
They probably got pretty hungry
They kidnap a bunch of people and exsanguinate them lol
and then they drink and bathe in their blood
Angels vermillion
truly they are the real victims here
They literally do not give a shit
They also kill their priests
It works so it's fine, they're great guys otherwise trust
They didn't even get asked to show up for the Baal showdown no?
oh wait no yeah it was just up there
yeah
Yeah. They did not get invited and apparently got worse since the last CM died.
Honestly, wouldn't be surprised if they fell to chaos.
a few showed up uninvited
lol
THey won't fall to chaos
imo
Its a cop out if they do
lol
more chapters should fall to chaos, my marine dislike would be so much less irrational
putting pronouns in your discord name is kinda like firing off a gun to keep down property values
Huh?
Odd question, but do you think a space marine can do a knee drop?
hmm
i wanted to mention this when dilara brought up the bar allegory but i forgor
so here it is now instead, completely out of context
What's he doing with the fireworks?
today i will not get the discord subpoena'd
it looks poisoned
yeah it hnk thats it for this one lol
Hey odd question, but what do you think a Necron controlled GSC symbol would look like?
Like, a Necron lord manages to turn the patriarch into a puppet with mind scarabs?
thats is an offense to the stargods, anyway id do like a obelisk wiht a genestealer symbol fucking with it
or a genestealer symbol trapped in the obelisk
fair lol
That would be neat.
Actually, new question, but would an exterminatus destroy a tomb world?
yes
It sometimes does
just imagining a tomb king 360 no scope a ship with exterminatus with his ring laser gun
Lol
prolly gona need more then a tachyon arrow as an overlord
lol
good thing you got that
Yea, odds are they'd just snipe your ship with their own doomsday weapon while you were still charging exterminatus
Hippity hoppity your warlord Titan is now scraperity
ami stupid, was the house delaque alien shit genestealer juice the whole time?
I thought exterminatus didn't work against tomb worlds because it only goes crust-deep or something
Well it depends on the form of exterm. but still
It depends
Does the crescent shape like
See, I was thinking if it was like that, you could have a plot for a necron deciding to launch an exterminus to cleanse the world before waking the tomb world up fully.
Help charge it
Similar to the death star and how it kinda combines a bunch of lasers into one big one
Hmmm. Necron controlled gsc? Doubtful. Star gods would avoid the planet and necrons would, sooner or later, discover wtf is wrong with them.
Then proceed to extermination.
I don't even think it would be possible
Because
GSC need flesh
Or a brain
To control
Necrons don't exactly have any meat parts anymore
Necrodermis is literal living metal, you arent infecting shit
whos crackpot idea was this
💀
Chill. Was a loose question of what gsc influenced or controlled by necrons look like.
Its some unexplained elder alien race thats been on Necromunda for a looooong time, its a reference to cthulu essentially, down to them being oceanic creatures, hence why delaque equipment/servitors got a bit of an aquatic schtick
no

Tbf it's not like they need to use GSC inflitrators. The Necrons self sabotage themselves more than actually fighting other races
Truth
CHILL U JADED PIECE OF LOREMASTERY.
Petty old people
Stfu and let people wonder.
Some do some dont, not every Necron self-sabotages themselves 
thats a meme
no thy're a weird unrelated xenos
funny squid
ah gotcha, i wasl ooking at delaque and realized they are weirdly gsc coded and felt liek an idiot lol
Necromunda used to be an aquatic world
BALD.
Mine. I was just wondering if a necron could hijack a Genestealer cult with mind scarabs.
Aware. But the silent king had to direct the Necrontyr to fight the Old Ones for a reason.

to be fair
They would but they would be the same as any mindschackled person
aka just fodder
Araneus Prime was a lush ocean world, and then at some point it started dying up
Not aware.
What is Megamind doing in 40k
and then they refused to join the imperium and then Araneus Prime got fucking wrecked
"Do you have ibuprofen? I have a headache."
and then necromunda
whats a skitarri
drugs
Extra fodder that can be spread across the universe like a virus.
The Skitarii (sg. skitarius, pl. skitarii)[1] are the cyborg armies of the Adeptus Mechanicus and its primary military force alongside the Collegia Titanica and Cult Mechanicus Battle Congregations.[12]
The military forces of the Skitarii are known as the Legiones Skitarii.[12]
I heard there is a dynasty that respects and even likes mortals. Yes?
Cyborg footsoldiers of the mechanicus, religous crusaders
in essence
Lifetime of google-fu
they're part of the cult mechanicus but not tech priests
but why would you do that
No?
There is a guy who treats mortals like they're Necrontyr but he is literally insane
And his assistant helps cover his blind spots
Saving your own resources and a mixture of being funny.
just go to a human world and kidnap the entire population that way
Then I stand corrected. Necrons arent my forte.
bro got boned
If you want a faction that doesn't immediately kill anybody that isn't their kind.
Try the T'au.
hey @arctic talon is the brood brothers killteam wroth it by themselves or better with the patriarch
Damn. But what about the extra layers of plotting?
Istg, FAHK OFF!
They play fine on their own
Plot what, they are just meatshields 💀
What is this
Because every other faction is severely xenophobic
Oh, no, no.
I don't mine kill on soght. Was just wondering about oddballs.
Mind*
IDK, I was just thinking it would be a neat twist for a novel.
I like oddballs in every faction.
magus or primus any good ?
I do suggest you read some Necron books
Like the Infinite and the Divine
They are really good
both are good
Bro wants a good guy
Like that tyranid strain made purely to fight chaos.
I think Dilara is gonna kill me for my idea.
ah fair, thank you
Basically every Necron leader has some type of strange hobby
No. Odd stuff.
im eating doritos rn
Learn early that there are no good guys in 40k
Trazyn, infamously, loves stealing artifacts and items for himself
What flavour?
Oh then necrons all the way
they are so weird and varied
and odd
uhhh the green ones, the default package
still wish you could take magus or patriarch or primus in hte wyrmblade kt instead
if you like weird, also Orks
Magus or Patriarch vs elites
Magus vs horde
Primus vs midsized
There are green ones?
I KNOW THERE ARE NO GOOD GUYS, JEEZ. I just seek odd weirdos.
I only know, Orange, Red, Blue and Purple.
and only broodbrothers is good for?
like
jack of all trades?
yes
Like the tyranid hive fighting chaos.
Or that WAAAGH fighting alongside guard to destroy nids.
Also again, necrons are all eccentric and unique as hell
Except the foot soldiers
They're all uh
so much they could do or branch into if the writer desired
gotcha, if i haer my lgs doing another kt torm i mgiht jsut d brood brothers
Just internally screaming in agony
or wyrmblade
Ok the ones that get books written on them
Read Necron books
But yeah Necrons are generally interesting
so fucking good
Yes
here's the team building rules
Or Twice dead King
Anyways all the rules are avaialble online
Huh
Also Infinite and Divine is so fucking good also just in general
I'm working on a short story about a Necron Phaerakh who's the sole sentient member of their dynasty, everyone else is basically just full automaton. So she wanders the galaxy holding worlds to ransom with a doomsday weapon in an attempt to force them to be her new Dynasty but they always fail to meet her expectations in some way or another and she activates the weapon then leaves to find another world and try again.
Severed. Necron book?
ye, i just asked beacsue i literally know nothing about kt 3.0
Novella
but orikan vs Trayzyn is so peak for multiple reasons, main one being gay coded
wait the brood brothers look alot like the krieg killteam lol
Also dinosaur fighting, high speed spaceship demo derby
Have you tried Takis btw?
but weird
Yeah not the biggest fan
boy i sure do hope that they have rules in main game!
shit snack
Anyway. Gnite!
its awful
Be well.
Necrons enjoy an opera, and much more
I've only tried the Dragon sweet chili one, but it's texture reminds me of Doritos.
Some of the dust from some got on my copper necklace once, melted a small hole in it
holy shit the emergence fromt he RT OST is so good
Thats the only kind that are good
RT OST in general is good
and hte broken servators orchestra
fr
Hold on, I have found American food horror.
Get rid of the jalapeños and I'd eat it
Music file ripped from Mechanicus 2 demo (October 2025).
File name: Rage_of_the_Pretorians_Advanced
This is peak
space marine is such a banger game, im on chapter 8
Campaign is good fun at least
I finished Phantom Liberty again and while I with my astounding intellect have decided that fucking with the blackwall is bad, Erebus is too fun to use. The world can burn I guess
you had me worried this is just nachos
british people woudl be scared of this
i think i gotta pic a symbol tongiht befoer i burn my slef out lol
The twist/crux ||is that on the world that's the focus of the story she connects with one unruly subject who keeps challenging and arguing with her rather than just bowing and scraping in fear, but the other people terrified that the Necron will get offended by their behaviour, decide to murder them and then present their body expecting to be rewarded. The Phaerakh calls them fools for killing the only thing that was keeping her from destroying the planet and activates the device.||
Huh.
its just gen x nachos
btw whos in charge of the space marines? who is their commanding officer
who disciplines them?

actually a better question
in this case its Titus as the field officer
wtf is the chain of command
Dilara does
A Chapter is a self-contained Space Marine army usually made up of a thousand or so Space Marines, as well as a large number of administrative and functionary personnel.[19]
The Adeptus Astartes is divided into roughly a thousand Chapters.[19] Each constituent Chapter is autonomous and constitutes a complete army, with its own leadership, suppo...
XD
so titus is the captain
but he serves the chapter captain
chapter master or whatever
was a captain
Chapter Master*
yeah
but yep
oh yeah first game
No
This is for that toxic world GSC right?
Captains are the highest rank outside chapter master I'm pretty sure
nahim wroking fromt op down
the green one wouidl be toxic world tho
otherwise nwe lore
any major opinions on nay of them?
TMNGSC.
lmao
Also here, a chart from me, probably easier to digest
Titus is a Company Captain
adeptus astartes at the bottom 
2nd Company specifically
What's that mean
cant believe the adeptus arstartes are under the servators in rank...
They're usually about as smart as one anyway
cult symbol, then flavor text, then lore
Ohhh gotcha


