#40k-lore-chat

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near wasp
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Most people mix up authoritism with fascism

arctic talon
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My bad for using the word facism in that context

lament shoal
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Which is why the intended state of communism is never going to work in a million years

arctic talon
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Anyways point being they’re all authoritarian, and now they’re just socdem capitalists at best aside from like

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Idk fucking North Korea?

near wasp
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Government sucks

humble shoal
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I mean the US is pretty much communist

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for the rich

arctic talon
humble shoal
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the losses are subsidized, gains are priuvatized

daring creek
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I think people just mean authoritative prick when they say fascist

arctic talon
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It’s more oligarchic

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Arguably

urban spire
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putting on my post-leftist anarchist hat communist nations as a rule degrade into authoritarian state capitalism under the pretense of centralizing in order to build the REAL communism, and while that is undeniably bad, they DO generally run their shit competently

humble shoal
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the corporations are the state after citizens united

arctic talon
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It’s a self perpetuating loop

urban spire
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as opposed to fascists who run their shit into the ground in short order

humble shoal
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so I guess its syberpunk

remote wadi
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Yes that's why I voted to make a 3 way government

arctic talon
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We should just have more parties

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In the US

daring creek
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fucked by the government in 3 ways? hot

near wasp
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Yes!

arctic talon
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But we got fucked by that

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So now we’re stuck with 2 big ones

humble shoal
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We should make the presidency a battle royale

arctic talon
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And all the small ones don’t matter

remote wadi
arctic talon
daring creek
arctic talon
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Imo

arctic talon
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Obviously

urban spire
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lmao

arctic talon
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Can’t have competitors smh

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The USSR was fucked from the start

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And had so many speed bumps it might as well be a pot hole filled road

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And China had the incident

urban spire
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they had a real shaky foundation tbf

humble shoal
arctic talon
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It was l authoritarian immediately after the first election

arctic talon
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lol

humble shoal
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glf was like 40 years

arctic talon
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It’s part of the parties “30% wrong” ideology

humble shoal
arctic talon
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Regarding Mao

remote wadi
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China is not truly communist in pratice

arctic talon
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It’s not

paper haven
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Very efficiently killed millions of people that time

humble shoal
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it was

arctic talon
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None of the irl “communist” nations are

remote wadi
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They are a capitalist state with extra steps

arctic talon
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Yeah they’re socdem

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Well

daring creek
arctic talon
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Minus the democracy part

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Except for regional elections

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💀

humble shoal
arctic talon
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Yeah

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lol

daring creek
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The Ideal Democracy is one where Demoman makes all of the decisions.

arctic talon
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Authoritarian oligarchy hell

humble shoal
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the granDson of mao is a 4 star general with an IQ OF LIKE 60

paper haven
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Communism is technically impossible to achieve, but China was definitely communist during the Great leap forward

remote wadi
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The ideal democracy is a democracy where people vote for campaigns not influence

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But good luck making it true

arctic talon
paper haven
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Many such cases

arctic talon
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And also they never stopped black market capitalism

remote wadi
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Communism is evidence of human nature

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As an idea is an utopia

arctic talon
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Communism has literally never worked above 100 people lol

humble shoal
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emoji_44 anyway next class is an obese carcharadon serf

remote wadi
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In reality and practice it's distopia

paper haven
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It turns out that in order to make a utopia, someone must also live in a dystopia

daring creek
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My political system that would definitely work is called "Put me in charge and do not question me."

remote wadi
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(I liked the ideology when I was a teen)

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Then I started to work

daring creek
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No it'snot

arctic talon
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Everyone wants to be in charge

remote wadi
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And I realized it doesn't work

arctic talon
daring creek
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It's called Missusism

arctic talon
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And do everything

remote wadi
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Lies I don't wanna be in charge

arctic talon
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Communism works at a small scale, beyond that it disintegrates

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lol

remote wadi
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I like anonymity

arctic talon
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I think there’s enough evidence of that historically

paper haven
humble shoal
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I think the world should be governed by a string of secret societies

daring creek
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See other people in charge is bad. Me being in charge is good. Because I know whats best objectively.

remote wadi
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My perfect government is impossible to create

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I wanted equal base with merit differences

remote wadi
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Aka more productive workers get paid more

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But the base is the same

daring creek
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As long as you regard me with praise 24/7 it'll go smoothly.

remote wadi
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And that is impossible

daring creek
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Haters will be found.

arctic talon
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Insert a joke about meritocracy

remote wadi
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Cause the majority aren't effective workers

paper haven
arctic talon
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Emphasis small

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There’s irl communes that worked at around 100 people

dapper gyro
arctic talon
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But they ended up disintegrating due to disinterest from the people to continue it

paper haven
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Hoa's are authoritarian if you let them get that way

urban spire
paper haven
dapper gyro
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Universal insurance is another one

urban spire
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no i mean worker owned organizations, like everyone who works at a place is an equal share owner and has an equal say

dapper gyro
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Socialism is a more liberal version of communism, and it does work well aside from having the infinite growth of capitalism.

remote wadi
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Nvidia gives shares to workers

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The workers collective share is still lower than the owner

urban spire
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nvidia is publicly traded, coops aren't

remote wadi
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Fair

remote wadi
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Portugal is a socialist society

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Our economy is trash

humble shoal
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the number 1 hedge fund is a worker coop

arctic talon
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Do we count the cult owned companies as co-ops lol

urban spire
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absolutely not lmao

arctic talon
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Look

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All I’m saying is that they all hold equal share in it/j

urban spire
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cults are SO VERTICAL

dapper gyro
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A strong economy demands a focused capitalism mindset.

remote wadi
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I'm just saying turns out rewarding people just for existing creates lazier people

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(we have plenty people that make the conscious choice not to work due to social payments being enought for people that have a family support system)

dapper gyro
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That's a more radial version of socialism, which is close to communism.

urban spire
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laziness aint real

arctic talon
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Yes it is

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I would know because I’m lazy as shit sometimes

dapper gyro
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The system in some other places is more liberal, giving different outcomes.

arctic talon
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Culture also matters

urban spire
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i can't work because of mental illness, it suuuucks

arctic talon
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For the idea of “laziness”

arctic talon
remote wadi
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Laziness exists

arctic talon
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That’s called having a mental illness which needs treatment and time

urban spire
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you know how summer vacation can feel a bit too long sometimes when you're a kid? people need work to be people

remote wadi
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But it's not for most people

arctic talon
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But laziness absolutely exists

urban spire
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i've been stuck in summer vacation for about a decade now, it's not good

dapper gyro
arctic talon
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Sometimes I just pick not to crawl out of bed on the weekends for hours

urban spire
dapper gyro
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If you don't even try, then yes, you are lazy.

arctic talon
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Just because I don’t want to

remote wadi
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Sometimes I feel like I don't wanna do shit

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But then I remember I'm gonna be a father

urban spire
remote wadi
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And I just do my responsibilities

dapper gyro
urban spire
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it's a thing that's commonly mixed up with schizophrenia

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don't want to go into the details

dapper gyro
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My bad, I meant to write "mind" instead of "know".

urban spire
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yeah i figured

dapper gyro
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All good

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I could get kicked off my job at any time, too.

remote wadi
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I'm happy I'm effective

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So my job has to have a real reason to fire me

urban spire
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anyway you get laziness from overworking people

remote wadi
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Also I have 2 contracts with two different companies to work where I do

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So both of them have to agree on firing me

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And that's unlikely

urban spire
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and exactly how much work is overwork is different from person to person, some people can't focus on a task for long, so they need more breaks

remote wadi
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I'll snitch on the us middle class workers

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We work 8hours

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But we take pretty much an hourly break

urban spire
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if you force folks to work anyway they either burn out or start looking for ways to steal back their time so they can rest, which is where you get "laziness"

remote wadi
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Also it's not always laziness

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If I have my tasks completed I expect to be rewarded

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I'm an effective worker

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So I get to rest when my tasks are done

wintry scarab
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Im about to book a trip to france

storm jungle
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💀

urban spire
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isn't oobi in montreal now

wintry scarab
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I dont know, i dont care. Im coming for them

dapper gyro
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Its biggest studio yes, but HQ is in Paris.

rocky gale
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Is that the For honour UI?

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If so being unable to connect is a blessing

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It means you don't have to play for honor

arctic talon
rose thorn
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praise psychosis is infecting me, teh urge ot raze my work and start over calls, i must start again

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i will wriet teh planet first, does anyone have godo exmaples of teh average imperial planet

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like as in livign situation, i am only 70% sure hive ciites are the norm

arctic talon
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lol

rose thorn
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ah fair

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lmao

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okay what is the norm in terms of planet not population

arctic talon
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industrial/civilized world

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world has a smattering of stuff on it

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though generally focuces on agriculture, a luxury product, industrial stuff, ect.

rose thorn
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hmm

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an acid would sounds fun, besides normal stuff like mining woudl the imperium use acid for anythign else?

arctic talon
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could be for treating metals as well

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and other sort of industrial uses

rose thorn
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the cult symbol could easily be the tyanid symbol melitng away

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wasnt there a tyranid unit that was like really into shooting acid it wassuhh

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cant find it damn

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toxicrene?

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AMBERGRIS

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I CAN HARVEST THE GAITN VOID MONSTER FOR AMBERGRESE

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actually having m y genestealr cult dig through feces feels meh

rose thorn
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A planet that was accidentally marked as quarantined as was utterly forgotten

storm jungle
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Lmfao thats pretty good

rose thorn
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Lmao thank you

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Cult of the unseen (something) or something along those lines

storm jungle
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🙏

rose thorn
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Yeaaah YEAHH

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I gues the whole system is marked as quarantine but the capital is the only one that matters in this scenario

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The planet’s alarm systems blaring everyone to stay in doors, enforcers were given automated orders to enforce a curfew

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It was fine for the first days, weeks, took until the second month of unending alarms and utter lack of contact for questions to be raised

crystal forum
rose thorn
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With literal zero imperial support and still being forced to pay the tithe despite literally no work being done

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Once rhe enforcers stopped getting paid they mostly just quit on the spot

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After a little bit a single ship arrived with supplies and Genestealers

crystal forum
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arbites would still be working

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that situation happens in soul drinkers

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entire planet shit on by a plague and you briefly see an arbites rhino going doom guy in the streets

rose thorn
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Arbities only care when the tithe isn’t being paid

crystal forum
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bruh

rose thorn
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But yeha I see what you mean

crystal forum
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THEY DO FUCKING CARE IF THE PLANET IS DYING

rose thorn
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@storm jungle

hallow saddle
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breh...

rose thorn
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We gotta get the experts

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The arbities in game only came when the tithe wasn’t being payed so they are there to handle shit

crystal forum
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so first of all, stop reducing an entire faction to one sentence

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second of all, that still happened in the book so fuck you

rose thorn
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???

hallow saddle
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they can do whatever based on what the story needs

rose thorn
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Fair

hallow saddle
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like yes their job is to enforce the tithe

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but if the planet's being invaded they might well start fighting

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maybe some pricincts would hole up depending on the commander

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some commanders are pussies

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some are absolute fuckin chads

crystal forum
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like it happens all the time and people still say " they only care when it affects the tithe"

storm jungle
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One sec ill kill jay in a moment

dark moon
crystal forum
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stop taking that out of context, that sentence is used to explain why arbites dont give a shit about local politics. they still very much have an active interest in keeping a planet alive to pay that tithe

hallow saddle
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literally anything in warhammer can be changed based on what the story needss

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make a justification for it and go nuts

arctic talon
crystal forum
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and ANYWAYS arbites still dont accomplish much when they're needed. there's not nearly enough arbites on most planets to stop the threats they're there to prevent

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so arbites can still be doing a lot of shit and not helping at all

rose thorn
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Either way the planet is literally fine, so there wasn’t even a problem to solve besides fucked up book keeping

storm jungle
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Anyway time for me to destroy jay for his propaganda

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lemme scroll up

arctic talon
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my favorite lays chip flavor is impossible to find in the US lol

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God hates me/j

rose thorn
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On a similar note I hope arbites get a designated hero next edition, that would be fun

arctic talon
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I don't even like chips that much

rose thorn
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“Arbites arch captain” or what ever

crystal forum
arctic talon
storm jungle
arctic talon
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its like very MSGy

arctic talon
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tastes like tallow fries

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more then anything lol

storm jungle
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the book says this too

arctic talon
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the funny administratum scheme where they get both sides of a civil war to pay the tithe

crystal forum
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it does not mean that arbites are dumbasses who only care about number go up

rose thorn
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Arbites are like raised from child to enforce the tithe

crystal forum
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ok so they're the LEX faction

crystal forum
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they care about the LEX

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they literally cant stop talking about the fucking lex

rose thorn
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Lmao

hallow saddle
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🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ LEXBREAKERS

rose thorn
# storm jungle

If they are in charge of human tithes they do a fuck ass job checking for gscs lmao

storm jungle
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Wokedeptus Arbites more like!!!

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FIRE THEM ALL

rocky gale
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The lore for my Tyranids is that their hive ship crashed on an Imperial feudal world under the protection of the Forbearers (The original chapter of my SM's) millennia ago and took enough loses for their remaining forces to go feral, locals just thought they were some form of native monster they hadn't encountered before and the Forbearers would regularly visit the planet purge them not knowing they were Tyranids. But when the Forbearers had their civil war all the records of the planet got lost and the world was forgotten, allowing the Tyranid population to expand to the point where they are beginning the early stages of establishing a synapse and no longer quite as feral as they used to be.

crystal forum
storm jungle
storm jungle
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aka that nids can go feral and repopulate lol

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really love the writeup as well

arctic talon
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feral nids are hilarious

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fucking Fenrisian krakens are feral nids

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catachan devils(might) be feral nids

rocky gale
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I have a rough plan for writing a novel about it

arctic talon
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unclear

storm jungle
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lmfao

arctic talon
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is fucking hilarious

rose thorn
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Let me check that one feels gsc we have

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In lore

arctic talon
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"THE SOURCE IS THIS FUCKING NERD WHOS DONE NOTHING BUT STARE AT NIDS FOR 500 YEARS"

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also lowkey hate how space wolf apothocaries are called fucking wolf priests but whatever

storm jungle
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oh my god are they

arctic talon
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Yes

storm jungle
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i forgot about that fuck

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KILL ME

arctic talon
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Wolf priests are chaplains/apothocaries

storm jungle
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY

arctic talon
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sorry

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💀

storm jungle
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💀

arctic talon
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here if it helps at least they look cool

storm jungle
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My favorite part is how like

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they literally got zero apothecary equipment

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because even the modellers didnt remember

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lmao

arctic talon
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yeah its super fucking weird

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LOL

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They get it in art and stuff

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but never on the fucking minis

crystal forum
storm jungle
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you mean literally 2 of them?

rose thorn
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they use healing powerder htats actually a nanobot

storm jungle
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and only 1 outright confirmed

rose thorn
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tbh catachan having a nid species on it and the frozen nids on fenris are valid complaints

arctic talon
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Its literally just 1

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the catachan devil isn't confirmed to be a nid

storm jungle
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^

rose thorn
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and the time travel nids

crystal forum
arctic talon
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its just an in universe theory

rose thorn
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i was talking about hte blood leaf thing

storm jungle
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do you know how fucking big the milky way is

arctic talon
storm jungle
arctic talon
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yeah

rose thorn
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ah fair

crystal forum
arctic talon
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there's not even an in universe theory about them being nids

storm jungle
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Nids just appear anywhere lol

crystal forum
storm jungle
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you make it sound like its impossible for some Nids to be left wild on an invasion

storm jungle
rose thorn
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my one issue wiht this cult is how does it spread if it basically doenst exist, just shoot out abandoned ships that are spamming distress signals and hope someone accidnetally picks it up?

arctic talon
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Also yeah GW has pretty much explictly confirmed there's other nids

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that like

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were early scouts

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that went into hybernation

storm jungle
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^

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Get this guy outta here

arctic talon
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take it up with GW

crystal forum
rose thorn
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some gscs predate the tyrnaid invsion too

storm jungle
storm jungle
arctic talon
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on paper they could just be random ass scouts

storm jungle
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Yeah, jay is a grognard get him

arctic talon
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Sent to like

crystal forum
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why would there be scouts if the beacon is what attracted them

arctic talon
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a place with psychic activity

storm jungle
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bro

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oh my god

arctic talon
storm jungle
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^^^^^^^^^^^^

arctic talon
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they knew about the milkyway galaxy already

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explictly

rose thorn
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thanks hh

arctic talon
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the pharos becaon was like the dinnerbell

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which is a retcon from the dinnerbell being the astronomicon

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but whatever

rose thorn
arctic talon
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its implied the nids just send shit everywhere

crystal forum
paper haven
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We talking about pre tyrannid war tyrannids?

storm jungle
arctic talon
storm jungle
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^

arctic talon
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The Pharos becaon indicated the milkyway had enough shit

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for it to be a good meal

crystal forum
arctic talon
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Yes

rose thorn
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yes

arctic talon
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Or it might have been but the nids didn't know yet

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because no one built

crystal forum
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during the eldar and human peak

arctic talon
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A GIANT FUCKING DINNERBELL

rose thorn
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human peak is like now lmao

paper haven
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You send scouts to determine if it's worth going there or to let you know when it is.

arctic talon
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we don't know in terms of population

storm jungle
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^

rose thorn
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the average impeiral planet has at least 15 billion poeple

crystal forum
storm jungle
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oh my god

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do you know

rose thorn
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for civilzied worlds

storm jungle
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what a fucking scout is

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jesus christ lmao

crystal forum
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no you guys are dense rn

arctic talon
crystal forum
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dont put this on me

arctic talon
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I'm not being dense

storm jungle
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get out of my classroom NOW

paper haven
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Space is big and they don't use ftl

crystal forum
arctic talon
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well they do go FTl

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its just weird FTL

arctic talon
languid meadow
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it depends

paper haven
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I don't count that

arctic talon
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We don't even know when the fuck those scouting fleets ended up in the milkway

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but we sure as shit knew genestealers were around

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FOR A LONG TIME

rose thorn
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man the writers love writing the gsc codex huh lkmao

arctic talon
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at least before the Eldar Empire collapsed

crystal forum
arctic talon
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no, because the scout fleets explictly went into hibernation

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someone just ran the fucking dinnerbell

paper haven
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Note that tyrannids eat more than just animals

arctic talon
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Someone rang the dinnerbell early rather then the scout fleets ringing the dinnerbell

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the nids are literally building what seems to be

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another dinnerbell

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as of now

crystal forum
arctic talon
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Which would be in theory what the scout fleets would normlly do

crystal forum
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otherwise there's no fucking reason to have both

arctic talon
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No

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the scouts report the galaxy

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by building a dinnerbell

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but the scouts got eepy

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and went into hybernation to wait a bit

crystal forum
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wait what?

storm jungle
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bro is denser than terminator armor

crystal forum
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who built the beacon

storm jungle
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oh my god

arctic talon
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Okay so hive fleet tiamat right

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THEY ARE BUILDING A GIANT FUCKING PSYCHIC BEACON

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THAT SCREAMS

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well in the process of it

storm jungle
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now hes gonna be like

arctic talon
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point being that is the intended dinnerbell

storm jungle
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"how did they build it"

arctic talon
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for them to ring

crystal forum
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what about the beacon that ultramarines activated

storm jungle
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thats necrons

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jay

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have you like

arctic talon
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The beacon that fucking exploded was necron tech

storm jungle
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tried reading the lore

arctic talon
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that they stole

crystal forum
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yeah thats the one im talking about

storm jungle
arctic talon
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That one just produced a similar effect

crystal forum
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im talking about the beacon that first attracted them here

arctic talon
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to what the hivefleet tiamat dinnerbell is gona do

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It was the wrong dinnerbell

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if that makes sense

paper haven
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The Pharos beacon was an accidental dinner bell

arctic talon
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^

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It did do the same intended effect

crystal forum
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but it still happened

arctic talon
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of the built one

rocky gale
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Rough outline is Space Marine Sgt is hunting down the remnants of a Chaos Cult with his squad, Chapter Master favours this Sgt and thinks he's destined to rise and become Chapter Master himself one day but has doubts that he's too prideful and that he would one day lead the Chapter to ruin, so he sends a Chaplain to join them and basically keep an eye on him and try to beat the flaws out of him if necessary. Chaplain finds them on this world, during their hunt they meet locals who talk about the monsters but think it's local superstition, during their investigation into the Cult they discover relics which tell them this world was one of theirs, they later finally track down the cultists but instead encounter the local Nids, they realise the situation is beyond them and make plans to abandon the planet, but Sgt refuses to leave since it's their world and they already failed it once etc etc etc Space Marine slop.

arctic talon
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yes, but they had sent scout fleets to wait and see

crystal forum
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so did the nids know or did they not already know that the galaxy had people

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because otherwise why tf would the scouts exist

arctic talon
paper haven
arctic talon
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the scout fleet decided it was not worth ringing the dinnerbell yet

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and went to sleep to wait it out a bit

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The necrons built a giant psychic beacon for other reasons, which did a similar effect to the funny dinnerbell when it went boom

paper haven
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Without the Pharos beacon, it would have taken much longer for the tyrannids to arrive

arctic talon
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hive fleet tiamat are the intended dinnerbell builders/ringers

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and they're not done with it yet

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but they are building it

paper haven
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But they still would have arrived

crystal forum
arctic talon
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Yes

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like what Tiamat is doing now

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shore up an area, heavily defend it

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and slowly grow/acrue biomass for its construction

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Tiamat practices some sort of rudamentry tyranid equivelent to agriculture

paper haven
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You must construct additional pylons

arctic talon
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Where they don't fully consume a planets biosphere, let it recover, rinse and repeat

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and do most of the biomass into building the giant screaming beacon

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that made a marines head instantly fucking explode

crystal forum
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so this is all to imply that there's a bigger nid force out there which we will never see

arctic talon
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yes

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probably

storm jungle
#

its not even implying

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its outright said

arctic talon
#

But we do know Tiamat is building it even after the bell is rung

crystal forum
#

because ultramarines will kill the second beacon or some shit

arctic talon
#

so there has to be a secondary reason

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to build the beacon

paper haven
#

Well, all the different splinter fleets come in from different directions

arctic talon
#

GW has had the funny progress on the beacon build up

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every edition since 4e

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and now its starting to scream

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lol

storm jungle
#

with the current Tyrannic War we also had Leviathan fleets come from above the galaxy

arctic talon
#

The Marines tried to kill it

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btw

paper haven
#

It's not even implying at this point. We are for sure completely surrounded

rocky gale
#

Or the actual dinner bell is intended to be much louder, and the Pharos beacon basically only alerted the closest hive fleets

arctic talon
#

they failed horribly

crystal forum
#

i thought it was implied that nids could flood the whole galaxy with their main forces

arctic talon
#

Yeah

crystal forum
#

so literally all space outside the galaxy is nid

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nids everywhere

rose thorn
#

screaming okay finally fixed my slef i keep restricitng my self to one location, but in reality the ENTIRE planet gets infected

paper haven
#

The Pharos beacon just attracted the small fleets that were in the area

rose thorn
#

i gotta keep my views large

arctic talon
crystal forum
#

and nothing will happen

arctic talon
#

considering they've come from every direction

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I mean yes

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that would be a setting ending incident

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lol

crystal forum
#

yaaaay

arctic talon
#

for all the nids to come

paper haven
#

What has hit us so far could be considered skirmishing forces.

crystal forum
#

and it's already kicking everybody's ass

paper haven
#

Thus the concern

arctic talon
#

also this image from battlefleet gothic armada 2

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for the nid campaign

crystal forum
#

yeah i was thinking of that one

arctic talon
#

unclear if its canon or not

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but I think its a good "idea" of the situation

paper haven
#

It is so over

crystal forum
#

i hope not

arctic talon
#

as GW has chosen to depict it

crystal forum
#

like bruh nids being bigger than a fucking galaxy

arctic talon
#

also I'm kinda sad GW did fucking leviathan again for 10e

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but whatever

crystal forum
#

why even bother at that point

arctic talon
#

well

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the Imperium doesn't know

rose thorn
paper haven
#

Spite

crystal forum
#

literally fighting cthulu

arctic talon
#

no one knows the true scale

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except maybe the Silent King

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and also yeah spite and hatred

crystal forum
#

i dont trust that silent king guy

arctic talon
#

all the factions in 40k will go down swinging out of hate

paper haven
#

He has a horrible track record with people that have trusted him

crystal forum
#

i dont think his name is silent or king

arctic talon
#

not untrue

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yeah his name is Szarekh

paper haven
#

Isn't his name like, zarek?

crystal forum
#

also spending millions of years just wandering outside the galaxy SUUUUURE buddy

storm jungle
rocky gale
#

The implication of them building the bell is that it's still needed to summon the full force, so denying the bell in some way keeps them as a more manageable threat rather than literally all consuming everythingness

paper haven
#

Or that, yeah

rose thorn
arctic talon
storm jungle
crystal forum
#

spending all that time awake and alone

rocky gale
#

Maybe bro was eating

paper haven
rose thorn
#

thegenestealer cults arent a cult its liek a literal society i gotta remember that, a planet, a system of hidden individuals

arctic talon
#

tbh ultimately we don't actually know what the beacon tiamat is building is exactly intended for

paper haven
#

Genestealer cults are tragic

arctic talon
#

but the Eldar and Inqusition

rose thorn
#

i gotta rethink my slef ot a larger scale

arctic talon
#

both have a good fucking idea

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of what it is lol

wintry cloud
paper haven
#

It's probably a big ass beacon for even more tyrannids

outer wave
#

Do genestealer cults ever live beyond the whole day of ascension thing? Or is it only the ones that leave the planet to spread their faith the only ones?

rose thorn
#

i lov ehtese mlao, they took a statue and carved a neophyte head into it lmao

storm jungle
arctic talon
storm jungle
arctic talon
#

and sometimes the whole cult is allowed to leave

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it depends

#

as always

rose thorn
#

but thats it

crystal forum
paper haven
outer wave
rose thorn
#

whats it called

arctic talon
#

The nids just let them fucking leave

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lol

#

its super rare

#

but it happens

storm jungle
#

theres entire cults who sometimes travel off world WITH hivefleets too

#

the codex is like

arctic talon
#

sometimes the nids don't eat them on the spot

storm jungle
#

"We dont know why this happens lol"

rose thorn
#

there is a cult who specalizies in that lmao

arctic talon
#

and its just fucking weird

#

and no one knows in universe why

rose thorn
#

The lineage returned

arctic talon
#

I'm sure GW has a reason out of universe

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but won't tell us

paper haven
#

If the hive mind determines that they can still be useful, then they live

rose thorn
#

wait no thats not it

arctic talon
#

considering GW gave us "no one knows why specific Tau use this equipment"

crystal forum
paper haven
#

Generally, they do not make it out

arctic talon
#

and then next edition they give the reasoning

#

lol

rose thorn
#

anyway there is a cult who mostly just leaves after taking over a planet

crystal forum
rose thorn
#

because the hive fleet is litearllyr ight on their tail

storm jungle
storm jungle
#

its not a lot but its still big lol

paper haven
#

GSC Guard regiments

#

I'm here for it

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

unrelated but for 2077 I just realized that the Moxes are literally pimps lol

crystal forum
#

half gsc half guard

arctic talon
#

they're cool

rose thorn
#

brood brothers are sicjk

crystal forum
#

still no models tho

arctic talon
#

lol

crystal forum
#

maybe we'll get brood brother killteam

arctic talon
#

but no now that I think about it

#

they're not that

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

💀

paper haven
crystal forum
arctic talon
rose thorn
#

when brood brothers get declassified htey will probably rerelease the sprue by it slef

crystal forum
#

oh but these cant be proxied as guardsmen

paper haven
#

But yeah, most of the time they just get eaten

crystal forum
#

weapons are too different

arctic talon
#

Yeah

#

but you can use the heasd from the kit no problem

paper haven
#

Sometimes by their own children

arctic talon
#

well thats if the children are purestrain

paper haven
#

Because the hive mind is aware and does actively fuck with people

crystal forum
#

it's very grimdark that they get eaten

#

BUT

#

cmon if you homebrew you dont want that

storm jungle
#

to be fair

#

its not that different from being an imperial parent

#

you are now just infected by an alien WHILE eating your children

#

🫡

paper haven
#

Look.

#

Those parents knew what they signed up for

rose thorn
# arctic talon

still mad the doesnt just have a generic brood brothers unit

#

the codex*

crystal forum
paper haven
#

I feel like you can homebrew an imperial guard army to be GSC

arctic talon
#

You can

rose thorn
#

you can its quite easy

arctic talon
#

There’s someone at my LGS who runs guard

#

But they’re all brood bros

#

Or cult members

paper haven
#

See?

crystal forum
rose thorn
paper haven
#

I was considering the same but with chaos cultists

arctic talon
#

I’ve seen that before at a tournament

rose thorn
#

we use to always bring brood brothers but now we cant

arctic talon
#

Someone had a really wonderfully created chaos guard army

paper haven
#

Because I find the human servants of chaos to be way more interesting than the space Marines

crystal forum
#

such a neglected faction

rose thorn
#

yeah lmao

#

we need like 4 more units atleast

arctic talon
#

GSC are less neglected then drukhari TopKekSphere

#

But yes

rose thorn
#

if we had generic brood brother units then it would be fine

paper haven
#

And I like to see them be more than literal meat shields and distraction units

arctic talon
#

Gsc, drukhari and emperors children

#

Having a race to the bottom

crystal forum
#

dark eldar should just die or merge with eldar it's kinda annoying

arctic talon
#

lol

rose thorn
#

"brood brotehrs, brood brother leman russ, brood brothercommand squad, brood brotherwhat ever"

paper haven
#

Everyone would rather the Dark Eldar didn't exist

arctic talon
#

Incorrect

#

Smh

#

They’re fun to play as or against imo

#

Also they’re cool

paper haven
#

Even the Dark Eldar

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

Not really

paper haven
#

Especially the Dark Eldar

arctic talon
#

If they get merged into 1 faction

#

It’s less minis for both

crystal forum
#

im sure there's barely any dark eldar players since they never get any models

arctic talon
#

Also

arctic talon
#

If we go off of just tournament statistics

crystal forum
#

then why doesnt GW make models

arctic talon
#

And dark eldar aren’t good

paper haven
#

Didn't they get an update recently?

arctic talon
#

They got a new archon and lady malys

#

New archon is great

rose thorn
#

looks like alto of the lesser named cults are off springs of hte bigger cults and are a bit similar

arctic talon
#

Malys is about what I expected

rose thorn
#

blessed wormlings similar to rusted claw

#

toothed coil as well

crystal forum
#

idk i find GSC way more interesting than dark eldar

arctic talon
#

Dark eldar are really cool

#

lol

crystal forum
#

dark eldar get boring fast once you get their shtick

arctic talon
#

Do you not like criminals smh

#

It’s like criminals and pirates the faction

crystal forum
#

that's all they do though

arctic talon
#

Nah

crystal forum
#

no real motives

arctic talon
#

They have dif types of shit they do

storm jungle
#

ok mr "all my army does is shoot lasguns and drive tanks"

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Also they’re the only army who can do drive by shootings

paper haven
arctic talon
#

Which is peak

crystal forum
#

backstab another dark eldar

crystal forum
#

woooh

paper haven
storm jungle
#

invade more planets?

#

cry when their men die?

#

get shot by commissars?

#

i can do this too lmao

crystal forum
#

yes chadgryn

storm jungle
#

no chadgryn

crystal forum
#

i can cry too

paper haven
crystal forum
#

that swhat makes guard good

storm jungle
crystal forum
#

they're human

#

like you and me

storm jungle
#

im not a fascist lol

#

they can die in a ditch for all i care

crystal forum
#

smh

storm jungle
#

They fight to uphold the regime of a galactic empire that makes everyone suffer

#

they arent good guys

crystal forum
#

they dont have to be good guys

paper haven
#

Yeah but who is in 40k?

storm jungle
#

Basically lol

crystal forum
#

they just do what they're told

#

and they do it well

arctic talon
#

The mechanicus because they kill orphans

storm jungle
#

its why I love the "they are people like you and me" thing, its such a funny thing

storm jungle
paper haven
#

Also, like 90 percent of guardsmen are conscripted

#

It's not exactly optional

crystal forum
storm jungle
#

I mean so?

#

They are indoctrinated brainwashed nutjobs

#

conscription means jackshit lol

#

they are evil sons of bitches

paper haven
#

You would be too

storm jungle
#

I wouldnt.

dapper gyro
#

So fleshy

arctic talon
#

It looks so gross and fleshy I love it

storm jungle
#

Anyway rewinding

crystal forum
#

compare a space marine who can just stop fighting if he wants

#

but he doesnt

#

because he isnt human

paper haven
#

I can stop any time I want

#

I just don't want to

arctic talon
#

Painter is Giogiro Marcis iirc

storm jungle
# crystal forum backstab another dark eldar

You can homebrew your kabal, their leaders, their underlings, their power structure, their place in the hierarchy of commorragh or beyond it in weird paranatural subrealms, how they handle their daily matters, how do they do raids, what do they do with their loot, how are their relationships with other eldar, or haemonculi covens, wych cults, other archons, etc.

You are literally homebrewing your own space elf cartel syndicate lol

storm jungle
#

im not gonna humanize with people who would murder entire worlds for not worshipping the emperor

#

lmao

dapper gyro
#

Even Custodes are brainwashed.

crystal forum
#

i like character that are as weak and squishy as i am

storm jungle
#

gay

dapper gyro
#

They literally admitted that they don't have free will.

arctic talon
#

Custodes are super brainwashed

#

That’s part of the fun

paper haven
#

I feel like judging characters in this setting for being evil kind of misses the point

storm jungle
#

It really doesnt

#

i hate this thing of like

rose thorn
# dapper gyro Even Custodes are brainwashed.

there is this meme i hear where its about htis german guy with blonde hari white ksin and blue eyes and he joined hte nazi regieme because he was like, the literal main protagonist of the whole ideal lmao

storm jungle
#

"we cant apply our morality to these people"

#

we very much can

#

its the same with people who defend historical empires who were all conquering murderers

#

(and still are tbh)

crystal forum
#

judging the average guardsman who's thrust into a situation he has no control over is kinda dumb

storm jungle
#

I mean no it isnt

#

theres always a choice, dying included

#

no one is asking you to go raze a world that wants nothing to do with your Imperium

#

yet they do it because they are "heretics"

#

its easy to say this when a Cadian isnt about to torch your entire planet

#

i doubt you'd be saying this when a Krieg regiment is shelling your home either KEKW_ogryn

paper haven
#

Well in the guardsman's case, someone is telling them to do exactly that

storm jungle
#

Yeah because they are indoctrinated

paper haven
#

Everyone is.

storm jungle
#

we see this in that new Fulgrim novel where the imperials literally break morale because the cadian regiments are brutalizing the citizenry

storm jungle
#

again, not a defense

#

"they dont know any better" doesnt mean anything

crystal forum
#

they're indoctrinated because they literally dont know any better

storm jungle
#

so didnt the Imperial Japanese Army

paper haven
storm jungle
paper haven
#

It's a bit beyond anything we have encountered

storm jungle
#

I mean is it?

crystal forum
storm jungle
#

the Guard is based on historical stuff, down to the wya they operate

dapper gyro
#

Refusing indoctrination= dead...

#

It does sound evil to me...

storm jungle
dapper gyro
#

Giving people no option, no choice.

crystal forum
#

like why would you blame a guardsman for wanting to kill an ork rampaging towards him

storm jungle
#

We arent talking about orks

#

dont move the goalpost lol

paper haven
crystal forum
#

you're the one generalizing here

storm jungle
#

Yeah because humans are 1 race

#

and they all act like genocidal monsters

crystal forum
#

and they have to fight orks sometimes

#

and CSM

#

and nids

storm jungle
#

Cool, still not related to what we are saying.

#

Evil generic aliens doesnt really count lol

#

Theres about as many examples where they just kill alien races that did nothing to them because "lol alien bad".

#

same with human rebels

dapper gyro
paper haven
#

But ten thousand years of cycles of repression and violence, reinforced by the fact that the witch burners actually do have a point, means that at the end of it all, being in line with things is the most reasonable

storm jungle
#

Its really not

#

40k never makes a point that "these people are correct in what they do"

#

its that the entire galaxy is fucked

#

and theres no coming back from it

crystal forum
#

alright we're just arguing about dumb shit rn. i almost started talking about real war as if i can compare 40k to actual life events

storm jungle
#

Its not dumb shit

paper haven
#

In our world, witch hunts are bs. For them, it can actually save a planet

storm jungle
#

just get over trying to humanize dipshit fascists

#

it aint that complex

crystal forum
#

it's a fictional setting

storm jungle
#

and stop being dense

storm jungle
#

Theres no good guys in 40k.

#

especially not the Imperium of Man.

crystal forum
#

i'll hate real fascists instead

paper haven
#

So. We agree then?

crystal forum
#

just fuck fascists yeah

storm jungle
#

Remember guys

#

the faction that has quotes such as:

#

"Beware the heretic's words. Equality, justice, tolerance. These are the seeds of damnation"

#

Are totally not blamable for anything

paper haven
#

That's the joke, though

#

To us, that statement is laughable

storm jungle
#

And secondly

storm jungle
paper haven
#

Yeah

crystal forum
#

i dont need 40k to tell me about what's going on irl dilara

storm jungle
#

I dont care

crystal forum
#

we're a bit past that point

paper haven
#

Just read the back of any 40k book ever

storm jungle
#

Spare me the humanizing of literal fictional fascists next time lol

crystal forum
#

ok fine

storm jungle
#

i got enough to deal with them IRL

crystal forum
#

i dont actually like the imperium anyways

burnt maple
#

Jezu Chryste... Again?

paper haven
#

I do

storm jungle
paper haven
#

Not like, "like"

crystal forum
#

i just like guard because normal dudes shooting horrors beyond our comprehension

forest orbit
outer wave
#

Its cool to like Imperium for the aethetics

burnt maple
forest orbit
#

damn missed another one

paper haven
#

But the guard really speaks to me.

storm jungle
crystal forum
#

also i like the slaughter of millions of innocent lives

paper haven
#

Innocent?

crystal forum
#

and just ramping up war to ridiculous levels

forest orbit
#

🫡

burnt maple
#

Looking at the chat, not you. Dw homie.

storm jungle
#

SPEAK LOUDER

outer wave
paper haven
#

He was very brave

crystal forum
paper haven
#

I really liked the first season, but the second one almost felt like a different show

#

I still liked it, but it was confusing

outer wave
#

Maybe I'll give Castlevania a shot.....

crystal forum
#

also i literally get giddy at the idea of millions of soldiers charging at eachother with bayonets while mountains of bodies pile high

dapper gyro
outer wave
paper haven
burnt maple
#

I will stick to my autistic super childsoldiers. No politics. Just murdering xenos, traitors and heretics.

paper haven
#

War is inherently political, but I get what you mean

crystal forum
#

stares at you with autistic intent

dapper gyro
outer wave
#

I'll stick to chaos, alot more blatant in the evil we do and we get to talk to funny voices in our heads

young pecan
outer wave
burnt maple
young pecan
#

Nocturne, ehhh....

#

Original Castlevania animated show

paper haven
#

Tribalism in spaaaaaaaaaace

young pecan
#

Peak

crystal forum
outer wave
storm jungle
#

and even if they do its the 1%

valid needle
#

I don’t care if you just lost your job at the munitions factory, pay your taxes or we will turn your kid into a servitor.

storm jungle
#

imperial players meanwhil

crystal forum
storm jungle
#

"NOOOO IM FIGHTING TO PROTECT MY HOME"

burnt maple
outer wave
storm jungle
paper haven
#

I made a chaos space marine once. World eater. His name was Thraxx Teamkill Axefiend

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

I think remove the team kill

#

And the name works

#

LOL

young pecan
#

Think about how difficult it would be to defend your planet from real threats if you didn't have the prior experience of beating random hivers to death

storm jungle
#

we are talking about 40k right

#

oh wait staregryn

paper haven
arctic talon
#

I see

crystal forum
#

we shall all die for the orange emperor

paper haven
#

He's very nuanced, you see

#

Wait no I messed up

paper haven
#

His name was Teamkill murderfiend

crystal forum
#

some might wonder why his parents named him orphankiller

paper haven
#

My bad. It's been awhile

crystal forum
#

but he didnt have any parents

dapper gyro
paper haven
crystal forum
#

i want to know which silly person who made the words fiend and friend when they were creating the english language

burnt maple
#

I made a space marine! Virginus Virtue. Hjs thing is he is pure and noble, guts!

arctic talon
#

Gorterrorx Soulreaper is a real chaos lords name

#

He died

paper haven
#

Tragic

arctic talon
#

Bro got shot to death by skitarii

rocky gale
# dapper gyro MurderFriend*

Reminds me of Rollplay Dark Heresy, where there was a shop keeper called Horkenfriend who's tagline was "If you're looking for business, Horkenfriend is best friend"

arctic talon
#

But his name goes crazy

crystal forum
paper haven
valid needle
arctic talon
#

Southern Baptist dark apostle

#

Is a black crusade csm

#

I want to do

paper haven
#

Do it

arctic talon
#

Not sure if as a NPC or character