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ik, CA always is blue, but it was my duty anyways
if there was even a
0.00000000001% chance that it would've done something
better than nothing
yk
Can y'all not catch on fire again next year
It'd be really nice for my job
Trump didn't even help us in our last fire btw
he specifically wasted water
some of which was drinkable btw
Australia has damned California
💀
Jokes aside california is kind of really fucking combustible
if we get another fire, we are 100% not getting federal aid
which
Don't worry, this year it's gonna be flooding.
we will
Can we just blow the fault lines and make a fire break already
and it got made worse with the eucalyptus trees
that australia "gifted"
to california
THEY WERE BOMBS
THEY'VE DOOMED CALIFORNIA FOREVER
I thought it was a scam
Never trust the French.
oh 100%
but yeah California is flamable as fuck
Fund forest management people
not enough controlled burns
Like seriously
and eucalyptus trees make it worse
government shutdown
I agree
Drill baby drill
Don't worry about it.
Not like Trump would've funded us anyways
unfortunately Newsome wants the brand new Homeless exterminator 10000
in fact more likely to take funds
Eventually the old people will decide how much money more they'll burn than we can afford
Newsom, the most mid of mid governors ever.
He may be an evil bastard but at least he wants to make sure he's the only one inflicting misery
I'll never forget how clean LA was when the Chinese ambassador visted
Ice stepping on his murderizing toes is unacceptable
Essentially, the only good solution is for Repubs to let it go.
Because if the dems give up, millions of poorer people will suffer from lack of health care
If it continues, millions of people will suffer from lack of food
fantastic
Republicans choosing the most evil outcome and then blaming the dems
while having majority btw
Both sides, supposedly, are equally bad
Everybody is fucking terrible because they're all dinosaurs
One side is soulless the other side is spineless. I leave it to you to paint them red and blue as you desire.
So disconnected from reality
Both parties in office fucking suck
If I had any public speaking abilities I'd be on a soap box yelling to the heavens
Barely any democrats in office actually stand for what the left wants
And cater to billionaires lining their pockets
Or do nothing impactful
It's not left or right, black or white. It's poor vs rich never let the fucking ceos forget that
It is both
The left already points up and tells the right that they're licking boots and being stupid, whether they phrase it more or less kindly than that, they're already onto it
america's left is "centrist leaning right"
The right as a collective hold the poor back
Honestly next year I need to start farming in my back yard
Prolly a good idea
long as the soil isn't god awful
but you can fix that

I liked doing gardening for my schools garden while I was in high school lol
You're gonna need more space, unless your backyard is about four acres.
Honestly I need to get a rifle and start hunting again
Not for sport, right 
it'll be for supplemental stuff I'd assume
not the only source of food
I'm assuming not given the current conversation but still
Bro I just need some greens and such to supplement I'm not gonna be 100% living off it
If I hunted for sport my dad would return from getting cigs just to kill me
I assumed this was to suppliment other foods.
You need about an acre to do that, and then you need to rotate crops to prevent the soil from getting destroyed over time
Honestly thought of learning how to use a gun
So. Four acres.
Minimum
Absolutely do
Been meaning to myself
Honestly I think everybody should know how to use a gun
well more useful
Second amendment finally became useful gave us a reason to use it 
The thing about a security net is that most of the time, it doesn't do anything at all
I'm gonna be doing raised planter beds on some worthless sandy ground in the back yard
Learn how to use a gun, its not that hard
tbh. I don't really care about the mfs that collect guns
Like
yeah
guns are cool
but you can learn how to use a handgun without an insane amount of trouble
I thought about buying a machine gun like 5 years ago
true, always wanted to fire one anyways
Brave statement.
Yeah, I also believe police should stop crime
riveting opinions
Good heavens.
Not instigate it?
I wish saying "police should stop crime" wasn't controversial because legally they're not required to
And mfs say "Then who are you gonna call when somebody robs you?"
Yeha
I get it
Solid argument for gun ownership right there
It's like being a factory worker but not legally needing to work in the factory to get paid
I work with police dispatchers you know how often cops go nah not going to that 💀
But that doesn't mean that they shouldn't be better
the Police did not help my friend when she got her shit stolen lol
they just said "did you see them do it"
her answer was no beyond seeing the car and they said nothing they could do lmao
And I get that the thing of it is that it's supposed to prevent officers from being punished in stupid, situational scenarios or to allow them to be undercover, but
Police didn't do shit when my meth head mom was actively breaking into my house
The police didn't help my friend when they got their shit outside their front yard and windows constantly broken cause they had a LGBTQ+ flag waving
It's used for so much worse, negligent behavior than those scenarios often come up
it was a group of teenagers btw
not surprised
tbh
they eventually arrested them
tbf
it just took a literal fucking week of constant assaults
Shit, hope you don't have to deal with that anymore
The irony here is that actually successfully defending yourself is far more likely to result in somebody getting arrested. That person being you.
She's so delusional she doesnt even think I'm me. She calls me Micheal now and thinks I hide her son from her
To be fair, that is partially because their life would be threatened
But that's supposed to be their job.
Not the life threatened part, but to protect and serve
Not shoot at some random black kid because they got a toy gun
Yeah they wear body armor and carry firearms for a reason
Rather be in cage than dead
Call me crazy but yeah if you sign up to uphold the law, you should have to respond to dispatches like that
I'm sorry to hear that bro 
I'm genuinely sorry for that
Sure but it doesn't make it any less ironic
That sucks
Yeah, instead here we got "Oh, you need your minimum wage job that just barely helps you support your family? Fuck you, we're gonna raise the minimum wage so you either get fired outright or your hours get severely cut. And while we're at it, we'll defund the fire department right before the worst fire in state history hits, causing countless people to lose their lives and homes."
Free donuts on sign-on
Didn't know it was this cringe and bad.
Think about it
I'd be lying if I said I never thought about it. The pay is really good.
Tbh thanks guys appreciate it. She's so crazy now that she can't even bother me. My mom's been dead to me for like ten years that creature isn't related to me in any way.
Honestly shits funny
oh fucking boy
Your first patrol is gonna be them showing you your routes (imposherished black neighborhoods) and showing you the ropes (what situations you can escalate into a murder or assault and get away with it)
does it matter?
It should.
I've seen the bodycams. You can get away with a lot.
Unless you're unpopular.
The Darktide keystone "Martyrdom" is looking really good lately
Never forget acorn cop
Important distinction there
Might try a build with it Idk
We had some fucking moron here say "thats an exaggeration"
Oh heyyyyyy
"IM HIT"
"THEY GOT ME"
Literally no clue wtf he was thinking
He did a combat roll and emptied his gun, then thought he'd been shot
The acorn got his ass
You have the entire time that you're reloading to reassess the situation
He would have been smoked if he had swallowed it
And then he still fires another
It's like a full two minutes before he settles down enough to actually check
Luckily his firearms training was worse than his tactical awareness training
No fr all jokes aside, the police force really has it rough
I can't imagine how stressful it is
Two magazines at near point blank range. No injuries.
Getting to gorge yourself on the side of the road in AC all day and STILL being expected to complete your annual physical of 10 pushups
Wait mfer didn't even hurt anybody
Somehow thankfully
Missed every shot
He fucking emptied two mags and no one got hurt
Everyone got out lucky in that situation
I actually know exactly why
Short, and probably obvious, answer is that he panicked.
"They call me 007"
"0 skills"
"0 bravery"
"7 magazines empty"
Also me while playing a FPS
Working an ER on Halloween makes me want to horus heresy
When you panic like that, unless you've trained so much that things like firing a weapon are something you can do off of muscle memory, you're gonna miss damn near every shot.
That’s rough
Who wants to horus my heresy
is it a case where some psycho shoves in razors inside the fucking candy bars
No its more like my son got a stomach ache from pregaming 15 pounds of candy and I think hes dying
No the craze is giving kids weed edibles as candy
I would imagine working at an ER in general would make someone wanna do that lol
Probably drunk driving
Then he limps to the corner of the room and vomits
Because people logically do that, apparently
It's why training is so important. When you are actually in life or death scenarios, your brian almost literally shuts off and reasoning goes out the window.
Im so terrified for tonight im graveyard too 
15 billion drunk patients

Acorn cop's panic response was to do a roll and start flailing blindly.
why a fucking roll
of all things
I would understand shooting
To dodge the acorn's bullets hello
i-frames
I don't understand a roll
He wanted to aura farm a bit
Brain: You're in danger get the hell out of there NOW
Body: Uhhh ROLL
Don't worry man I'll be dealing with all the super drunk people breaking into random homes thinking it's there's at 4am
God bless us
Did he get hit tho
Darksoul player
Technically, he did not get hit
Imagine if I-frames existed irl
Nobody got hit
like imagine in a battlefield
Would be broken
a soldier begins shooting at somebody
TRUE ACTUALLY IT WORKED
they immediately roll around
Bro still failed the hitless run cause the acorn
Ok but actually doing those rolls is quite dangerous.
Yeah feels like
Reminds me of when I wanted to be cool playing Nerf and I dodge rolled into a shattered tailbone against the pavement

I'm a little shocked he didn't dislocate his shoulder attempting that
Concretes hard guys
Speak of the devil
Police in Florida opened fire on a suspect handcuffed in a patrol car after mistaking the sound of a falling acorn for a gunshot.
Marquis Jackson, a 22-year-old black man, was trapped in the back seat of the vehicle and was forced to “play dead to prevent getting shot in the head”.
Officers had arrested Mr Jackson on the morning of Nov 12 ...
It just realize that
the car was his own
But fr this cop got like removed from society right like what the fuck
It was a shrieff car
Yeah, He had already arrested the guy and put him in his car
HE SHOT AT HIS OWN FUCKIGN CAR
Yeah he was shooting at a dude handcuffed in the back of the car
...
That's somehow even worse
He resigned and got sued
There's layers to this
It continyto get worse
Acorn fell on the roof right after he turned away
Jfc
I can’t find any further info
Did you hear about the police officer that left their car parked on a train track with a person cuffed in the back
Yes
The person lived but like what the fuck
what the f
He panicked. Mind literally cannot reason like that.
bro
Yeah
He i-framed an AoE attack in that case
Holy fuck he's a legend
Honestly I'm beginning to think the guy had some type of PTSD
If he panicked from an acorn drop
Doubt it
I dont think that guy has ever seen combat considering he rolled
He also pretended he got hit?
Nah that's just unfettered idiotcy
Like idek what happened
I won't say poor guy but I will say that sounds like there needs to be more training
If he had PTSD he'd have some skill or training he'd fall back on
It's purely a training issue.
He had absolutely nothing
And also, you know, being a fucking moron.
police dont need fucking jet powered jeeps they need higher standards and training
Yeah,
Chances are the cop just really wanted to shoot a minority
I thought he just yelled that to save face
He full on was convinced that the guy in his car was shooting at him with a suppressed weapon
ANd it takes him about two minutes to actually think about that
Suppressed handcuffs bro, they're no joke
Imagine if cops faced the same repercussions as everyone else
Ban assault handcuffs
Those are the black, plastic ones.
Full, semi circular
So since people in positions of power already face no repercussion, and cops already face no repercussions, does that mean that doubles into getting compensated in this case?
I'd feel bad for the guy if he didn't only avoid killing someone by sheer incompetence.
Since a cop is a position of power?
I would feel bad if he just like
screamed
instead of
going ballistic and shooting
yk?
still bad
Oh yeah.
Ban qualified immunity
but at least he wouldn't have the chance to shoot somebody
State-sanctioned practitioners of violence gotta use what they got man
I'm a security guard, just even carrying a weapon puts my job at risk because if I ever even put my hand on the gun and someone complains I could get fired.
I can't believe Chara made the cop shoot the acorn...
Even in the best case scenario, firing my weapon is a guaranteed loss of my job.
Idk if our paths will ever cross but I'm sorry if I end up sending you to fight a tweaker behind a dennys
just don't go to denny's
easy
I won't do it, don't worry.
Burger King where I am
McDonald's sometimes too
Fuckkkk
Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say when you burp.
One of my favorites
Remember when the Onion was a parody?
I've actually never encountered tweakers at any of the Denny's I've been to ngl
"We must stop leaving the house in sweatpants"
...
NOT MY PRESIDENT
RAAAA

"The goal is not to make America a world leader in anything anymore. Instead we hope to inspire all of America to band together and make our nation a little bit less of an embarrassing disgusting shithole"
True...
Same, actually. I've been to lots of Denny's and Waffle houses, no tweakers, no violence nothing bad.
Walmart, however? Every other visit has something happen
any comic fucklers around right now I need something important answered
Walmart is well known for being
horrible
So, how's that going?
whar
not good
need to specify what type of comic
sigsen
my friend told me this is an absolute batman reference but won't say how and I need to know how to know if comics are good actually
Except now we can make a person we don't like get hit by a missile with fucking swords on it
...yeah I have no idea
Maybe it's referring to the annual issue where he fights a bunch of white supremacists?
I think he also created his no kill rule after killing one of them
Absolute batman is a bonkers comic ngl
...
okay more than one of them
He used a flamethrower on like an entire group of white supremacists
flamethrower
one of them

Thankfully not the case
I think he also ran into them with his gigantic bulldozer
crushed their bones and shit
I actually do like that
I know that sounds crazy
How does a man have a no kill rule when he uses a fucking axe to fight his enemies
But I always imagined that a VERY early batman would kill
and then realize that he shouldn't
I mean
They aren't dead. They just lost an arm

"What ever happens to them after I fight them isn't my concern"
These are the main differences
- His mom is actually still alive, only his dad died
- Not a rich man, he's an engineer
- All of his villains were his friends
Ah who am I kidding I'd die anyways
Including Killer Croc
I think Killer Croc is still his friend
I mean the Absolute universe was made by
Darkseid

I think you can begin to understand
How fucked it is
Absolute Batman is basically on the defensive a good chunk of the time tbh
And that's because his villains also got buffed
Massively
Also the main villains are the way they are because Bane fucked up each of their lives in some way
Like absolute penguin. Bane literally broke every single bone in his body one by one
Absolute Wonder Woman is my favorite of the absolute comics
I’ve read
Martian manhunter mindfucker is great as well
I dunno how they did it exactly but they certainly made Absolute Batman genuinely interesting
It could easily JUST be extremely edgy
And tbf it still is
But it's also interesting
That is important
Its the good kind of edgy
I love edgy shit
So absolute Batman is peak
I have a high tolerance to cheese and edginess
So like an extremely unhealthy but delicious burger
I'm eating that shit
imo i dont think its edgy
its over the top in the best way lol
answer me dilara
can i have some candy pwease 🥺
I've only got blessed and sacrosanct licquorice
no ty
I like licorice
Except uh
Twizzlers
Brand
I hate that shit
I like red vines
Although any other flavor licorice including red technically isn't licorice?
Salty licquorice is #1 absolute best
So technically I never tried real licorice
I need to try black licorice which is actually licorice
Licorice

I don't really consider the red stuff to be licquorice but idk
Ik I just don't like strawberry
Tastes like ass
Especially Twizzlers
The red vines original red is pretty good
Salmiakki is by far the best black licquorice it's great
I love chemicals
Love ammonium chloride
Good old pewter dreadnought
Capable of killing both models and players
And snapping off at the waist
Always
Thats just upsetting.
I have never seen one of these that hasn't bisected itself
This is not my favorite at all whatsoever.
Well yeah its 1e basically everything looked like shit
40 years old
give them a break
Those are fun
They look way better than the non primaris ones because they have real legs
I love the arms
The legs are really cool as well
But also...I really like how stubby these legs are
How do I explain my feelings
welp, my commissar is dead, ironman run failed
wha gam
rogue trader
rip :(
mmmm
Not official art unfortnately
A thing I have wondered is
Why aren't Astartes just given more bodily augmentations like the iron hands
when theyre fatally injured
This guys arms and legs are just machines.
MY FACE IS MY SHIELD
shield gets broken by pewter dreadnought
You still want to become a dreadnought?
dreadbnoughts are the stupidest thing ever
put someone through excruciating agony with the excuse of "it's a honour"
You will never guess what admech vehicles run on
Theres actually no excuse
its just "You are still useful to the meatgrinder"
The Imperium runs on the blood of Martyrs
As an angel, you still have blood
So you will grease the cogs
Until you can't anymore
The cruelest part of the Imperium isn't the atrocities it does to xenos
Although obviously that still is cruel
The cruelest part is what it sacrifices to cause said atrocities
Cut off a hand everytime
To stab someone else with the sharpened bone
At least with the Imperium's violent persecution against Xenos, you can make the (flimsy as shit and awful)
excuse that
"Oh, it's not personal, it's just for humanity's survival"
beloved iron hands
watch this epic badass iron hands edit
ignore the first second
Which is kinda true but only because the imperium and other hyperviolent space people killed everyone nice
dont some of them already do that, not as heavily as Iron Hands but its there
look like he's about to do something unspeakable
"Dude, you're literally uninjured. You don't need-"
"I NEED TO CUT OFF MY ARMS TO BE BETTER"
"You literally only missed one shot."
"ONE SHOT TOO MANY"
If they used the machine replacement to create more seeds while keeping the number as the reason, it wouldn't be so bad.
Instead, nah, flesh is weak
But iron hands do that even when they were more numerous.
steel is strong
now replace my balls
with ceramite balls
which ironically enough isn't even metal
Ceramite isn't even a steel technically, it's more like really REALLY strong plastic
Lol, they are literally american truckers with balls on the back bumper now.
I just find that funny tbh
Tbf it does objectively make them better at combat.
So they aren't wrong
would it still hurt kicking the ceramite balls
It is metallic ceramic, which does exist in real life.
But at the same time, it probably isn't a good sign to have the urge to rip out your arms.
And then replace it with new ones
Another fine addition to my collection
Why dig throughout the Internet etcetera when you have people already doing it for you. Lol
Glorious discord server
Peak drip, for a space marine.
it infacts grants them an above average higher likely hood of being wounded as theyre not always the most cunning in assaults and tend towards head ons but full on deaths arent extremely common among vets as they can still be heavily augmented to counter act wounds that would have most astartes put into a naught and under right circumstances and importance turned into a helfaher
To be honest, that's more of a
...tactics problem
Also an attitude problem in general
how age works in 40k
and also...
Now if only he did the same for Perturabo
i mean its grueling and works and one of the main reasons they do it is because they know its borderline suicidal but they also know that it likely means fancy new chrome and if they die then they werent strong enough to deserve going on further theyre similar to iron warriors in that regard i think
"Damn bro, you got shot in the head instead of the arm? Skill issue"
cue the one iron hand who got turned into a helfather after having 78% of his noggin blown off via melta explosion
brains are optional 
steel is eternal something something
them jungle mfs be built different
more like the iron BLANDS
I just realized
EVERYONE in 40k is the good guy
The Imperium, chaos. Xenos
All of them are good people
I finally solved the problem
But then that poses another question
Whos the bad guy...
everyone is the bad guy and the good guy, so pick the one you think is coolest and best
i love cyborg marines!!!!!!!!
brilliant gif use holy shit

Ash never fails
your average arbitrator
So, is conjuring up faith powers pretty rare?
You are.
As for the imperial acts of faith. We get to see them all the time but they'd still be extremely rare in universe
We only get to see them because we see the worst situations
Evil dead is such a good cheesy one liner series.

its literally just deus ex machina shit, aka happens on the whim of the writer
Genestealer cult faith powers:
welp time to rewrite and work on the culture of the cult
Writing a book?
my gsc's culture
wrote down insanity like 2 night agot and now im going through and repraising and reowkrng sutff
im lke 70% sure im gonna do the fish export
sending a shit load of fish (and some human sacrifices) to the gaint space leviathan feels fitting
hiding a genestealer in a bunch of fish seems quite easy
frrr
im not sure what the imperium woudl do with a giant space monster corpse besides let it drfit about
espeically since the species is probably extinct
harvest it
maggie you need to think like an asshole
i was thinking harvest but also it would be really insulting to th eplanet that once worshipped it to leave it tehre to rot
lmao
i also kinda wanan ddoge the meat theme since theres a few cults thta do that and the cult would probablyr ather starve than eat their god
icould say the flesh is acidic as fuck so its not even edible
acutally
using it to create acid is kidna fitting
acid is used in mining and is uh
horrifying lmao
a beautiful ocean planet converted into a massiev acid drainage
Anyone know if rogue trader has a transmog system yet?
nope unless they added one in the past month or so
🙁
the hell is transmogging
Gaming term for layering your armor with cosmetic armor for example I don't want my power armor to show so I just put in a transmog that would make my armor look like basic ass clothing

It is an MMO term
It's basically just change the appearance of the gear while keeping its stats

A so called "gamer", not knowing what "transmog" means? Hmph! Ladies and gentlemen! I think we have an imposter among us.
ඞ

Cant believe you hit me with the text formed amongus UAAAGH
So when AFAB or AMAB switches sides and looksmaxxes
that trasnmogging
It's a system from WoW in which you could change your armor to look like another you collected
Also called xmogging
You can hide various pieces of clothing/armor at a toggle now
Is this US speaks ?
Batman would kill but then he turns to a psychopath everytime
✍️ Dilara... does not support... ✍️ trans community.. ✍️ or looksmaxxing...

good, get her ass
All arbiters are bastards
What in the FUCK is Batman juicing up on
They're using destiny now
YOUR SUIT IS ABOUT TO BUST OPEN BRO
YOUR VEINS ARE BULGING THROUGH AN ALREADY BULGING SUIT
Okay but the white power guy is super dumb; why are you doing the salute in the middle of your fight like a dumbass?
Artistic style exaggeration + city worker, shut up and enjoy the panels 
Bro is so performative
"Like a dumbass"
nazi
I know but still!
Hey I didn't say it was a bad thing now 
Wasn't there something like that in WW2 ? It might have been a Russian one, but someone just shouting out a whole manifesto from their trench to the other side
Probably.
There was also Hanoi Hannah
Doesn't suuuper count as the same thing
But psychological effects in the middle of a conflict so sort of related
This is actually genius propaganda
The opposition will spread it without extra fees and those that want to join it will know it
It's evil but it works
And it easily dehumanizes the opposition by comparing them to something like the Flood or The Darkness or whatever the fuck
Its gross
And kinda cringe
Actually very cringe
fascists will be fascists
The Hanoi Hannah things is imo a good idea, like even in the GI the Vietnam war was not popular, and thr Vietcong had no chance of winning any other way than by making the US give up due to bad moral
Morale ? Not sure which ever or both
most fed advertising is similar
their cyber snitch line used badly made ai art to advertise
Well we do have to take a step back and acknowledge that we're not the target audience of that propaganda
its bad
And I could see it working quite well with the young white American trash demographic
"I get to be John Halo and get rid of minorities?" https://x.com/DHSgov/status/1982819431894901043
I kinda wonder if a lawsuit is gonna come out of it
Not that I think it'd go anywhere
Microsoft gave a lot of money to the GOP, so nothing
Microsoft has contracts rn iirc
depends on if the ms spooks are loyal to dear leader or the previous machine tbh
these companies are part of the state apparatus*
google had an nsa office inside of one of its campuses
Their loyalty lies to money, and they know that Trump is not opposed to putting sticks in their wheels if they go against him
thats what being a coward is yes

well no, being part of the machine makes you a fascist
Gamestop is with it
Oh I've seen it
It's so funny that people were getting turned around FROM AIRPLANE FLIGHTS because they had chunky vance as a meme on their phone
I'd laugh if it wasn't so bleak.
Yeah
dreadnought stylke
I love this
Commander in Chief, may I ask what you are doing with that Big Mac order?
Funniest thing is that JD Vance did a tweet with a Vance meme on it yesterday
sir finishing the fries
Always baffling to see those Trump meme when he dodged the draft 💀
he'd have made a good soldier a VERY VERY good soldier
All it takes is one really based secret service agent
one of the best, even
its legit incredible how this man can talk absolute repeat nonsense for 1h straight
Doesnt he also think soldiers are just suckers?
Its incredible people will hear it and go "yeah that guy checks out"
yes all of the war pigs do
I'm sure it's easy to lose track of time when your thoughts are constantly being written and erased from dementia
I didn't even like Obama but after 12 years of the least articulate speech I've ever heard from Biden and Trump I'm begging for a president who sounds smart
Might be the first truth out of him.
lets go back to which primarch is the best kisser
No i don't, he's iirc the only one who maintained like
kurze
Piss filter
I appreciate the Ghibli AI for giving us a way to discern AI art
Fulgrim is the best primarch at everything except avoiding chaos
That's the whole point
Nah that's Sang lmfao
sang has a good pr team
(even loyalist primarchs said fulgrim would win it for the chaos if he wasn't a self absorbed bitch)
Like 1 Vs all style
I unironically agree, I think in most of his HH showings he sucks
Not in the vampire way either
He's just whiney and mopey

we cant hold that against him tbf
that was horus souped upo by all of the chaos gods
Him dying is the coolest part of him ngl, cause he knows he'll die and faces it anyway.
Lion one of the dummest primarchs is alive
Yes survival is his whole thing
But he isn't a good general
the worst general was petty man baby
man was basically current imperium general levels of bad
I think gw made him chaos to balance the game out
Cause if fulgrim kept being loyal they would have wrote a new emperor
No there isnt
Bile called him a failed experiment
Cause that clone is bound to go chaos anyways
It would be funny if he was trhe third loyalist primarch
True
But it would be bad for the progress of the story
I'm gonna call it bring back vulkan
Give the salamander enjoyers some time to have fun
Make abbadon beat him in 1v1
Both chaos and empirium respect Abaddon more
GW preferences "Big 4" chapters
Vulkan Will be back cause perpetual
And the salamanders get a mini to enjoy for 11th edition
Vulkan wont be back until Salamanders make money
you need to realise lore has nothing to do with primarchs returning lol
Russ is not loved by space wolf fans
Russ is the most likely because Space Wolves make tons of profit
All the not-dead Primarch will return at some point.
But next is very much gonna be Russ
Mostly cause Russ is a failure
doesnt matter, they buy their minis
Russ is the primarch executer
He executed only 2 primarchs
And we don't know shit about them
Russ is quite liked by SW fans 
They are ereased
^
first time im hearing someone say SW fans dont like Russ lol
Not confirmed
Fair
I've never heard of SW fans en masse disliking Russ tbh
But he was already found by the emperor and his legion was there
So I infer he executed them
I refuse to believe Russ killed those 2 considering he got his ass handed to him in most primarch fights
And the "Lost and Purged" moniker can be taken as one having not been killed by the Imperium but rather something else
To be fair fulgrim is the best primarch
What does that have to do with Russ?
I don't believe a single primarch can 1v1 fulgrim
Ferrus if the sword didn't interfere
Wait so you're saying scrolling through memes on reddit isn't media consumption?
Dorn
Perturabo
Iirc Fulgrim primarily won that cause of the sword
Russ was the worst thing to happen to the wolves
die
Also just in fairness, Executioner covered his Legion too.
And the SW aren't bad at group fight against other SM groups iirc
Does Fulgrim even have any duel feat ?
Or emperor empowered guillman
Yes he does
He was the best duelist
wasn't that khan
Beat Ferrus and Guilli
according to the new HH edition
the new HH edition is all about duels
Ferrus due to the sword and Guilli isn't really known to be a great duelist
Also lion wouldn't beat fulgrim in a 1x1
He would beat fulgrim in a 1 and environmental advatage Vs 1
i think all the primarchs would be a fair fight against eachother
Like the Duelist Primarch, like the Lion, Dorn (yes), Horus, Sanguinus....
Primarch kills are primarch kills
there's no primarch that's bad at fighting
Lorgar is the weakest iirc
I love how all primarch debates are basically just comic book shit
Unironically tho
"WELL IN THIS ONE BOOK HE ATE A NUCLEAR BOMB"
"YEAH HE CAN PUNCH A PLANET IN HALF"
like
they can literally do anything
its all madeup bullshit
Yk who didn't die on Istvaan?
this isnt worth the argument
Tbh hes a hit-and-run twat
Lorgar is the weakest but the smartest
his soul died 😔
I mean he quite literally got all his win cons
No he's not
Tacticool is a selling point to me tbh
They arent tacticool though
If he was smart he'd of realized dad didn't want worshipped
May I present to you, Magnus, Perturabo, literally any other primarch. 
raven guard are as minimalist as it gets lol
As far as first foundings go?
I mean they arent still lol
tacticool is being covered in pouches and nightvisions and shit
Who had worlds that were under his thumb due to knowledge and culture not violence or fear
Exactly
Lorgar got planets by the culture
I am mainly referring to tactics fwiw
The others needed extra steps
Are you trying to say that both of those are particularly smart 

Lorgar is a genius
such a genius to not realise his dad didnt like rreligion
Magnus was an ignorant genius
No he's a coword
Stop glazing 🗣️
so smart that he needed erebus to do all the work
I don't think any SM models are tacticool outside the Deathwatch aesthetically
He was so smart he influenced people to do his dirty work
Those are some fighting words right there pal.
He didn't even had to do more than put the culture there

Just cause lorgar says a lot of words doesn't mean he's smart
im 100% sure erebus would have done everything without any of lorgar's instructions 
more like KKKulture 

Magnus was a careless fool.
And Perturabo was, how to say it, an opiniated ass that did not understand how tactics went any further than just sending human waves at the enemy entrenchment.
erebus the type of evil little shit you can't help but love
We talking about cone heads?
You have a Erebus body pillow don't you
maybe,,
I fucking knew it
Perturabo was emperors fault
No he wasnt
Perturabo is his own fault tbh
If the emperor just said thanks son
i have a Ferrus Manus body pillow
He was his own fault
It would be different
As a Perturabo fan, I agree.
Pert could've spoken up at any point instead of resigning himself to suffering and taking on dogshit campaigns
perturabo wants problems always
Horus is the actual asshole
I swear
Horus did it while being the favourite child
Honestly no, we know that he got thanks even before being found by the Emp by his adoptive parent and didn't care unless he was the only one that was in good standing
Horus gave perturabo everything the emperor didnt
I feel like 95 percent of 40k convos are the same regurgitated stuff ngl
Do me a favor and go to r40klore and you'll see 😭
my favorite one was manus calling pert a fool and to never talk to him again after pert tried talking about his visions thing
it's funny how much 40k fans talk about primarchs while also having 0 interest in the rest of HH lore
The current setting scks
Absolutely not, thank you. I'd rather peel my toenails out with a butter knife.
LMFAO
They don't let Abaddon get Ws
its the MCU-ification of 40k. Superhero slop in the form of warhammer.
If the villains don't get Ws they aren't a threat
AoS has actual coverage for other factions
Abbadon has got nothing but Ws since the breaking of cadia
They do. Fuck sakes. READ THE FUCKING LORE.
no wonder that new people get the impression they should be reading HH when this is all we talk about
because whf never made it to the maionstream
it has
yuck
he does get Ws because the imperium is kind of on the back foot

Holy shit bro do you only read meme lore
I really wish I liked more AoS models cause the AoS people normally seem happy with both their game and lore
Outside the start
That bit was rough lmfao
AOS models rock so this is an extremely "you" thing i think 💀
No like most of the Abaddon Ws are written more like a unity W than Abaddon being part of it
Nah it defo is, none of it call to me tho.
then its primarchs once someone starts to watch a couyple vids or w/e
yeah and Primarchs are just bigger space marines
so it works for propaganda
slopaganda even
yeah for sure
It’s bleak
primarchs have that meta element of being involved in setting-changing events
The first shit I saw for 40k was Titus in SM1 when I was like 13 and regrettably I went "this is the coolest thing ever"
the mainest of main characters
The only bad AoS line are the Fyreslayer
when guilliman came back the whole setting took a turn
I don't think the AoS lines are bad fwiw, I just don't feel any of the armies call to me when I look at em
But we all cursed to like space marines lore eventually
Cause they simply more explored
reject space marines
Nope 🍺
I still can't get over how fucking funny he looks here
embrace nids
I like SM lore but it's almost exclusively the Deathwatch books and successor chapters stories
honestly nothing wrong with that
Idk shit about erberus, is he chaos undivided
thats literally the target market lol
Yes
he's just asking lorgar to sign his necronomicon
"Do you have a moment to discus about our lord and saviour Lorgar"
he looks like a kindergartener who just won something in art class
get em buying models young
Return to the Imperial Guard. 
It's regrettable cause I proceeded to spend an ungodly amount of money on the game that I tbh do not play anymore
LOL LITERALLY SIMILAR TO WHAT I'VE MEMED
he's evil for the sake of being evil
Genuine 10/10 picture tbh
Oh sounds like a character I would definitely like yeah
He's the villain
fuck you abnet
damn spoilers
