#40k-lore-chat

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near wasp
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Because apparently not liking the government is a fringe view

opaque coyote
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ik, CA always is blue, but it was my duty anyways

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if there was even a

0.00000000001% chance that it would've done something

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better than nothing

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yk

near wasp
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Can y'all not catch on fire again next year

opaque coyote
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hahaha

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...

near wasp
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It'd be really nice for my job

opaque coyote
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Trump didn't even help us in our last fire btw

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he specifically wasted water

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some of which was drinkable btw

arctic talon
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💀

young pecan
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On account of it being rigged

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Ahaha yeah that popular vote sure is crazy huh

arctic talon
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Jokes aside california is kind of really fucking combustible

opaque coyote
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which

paper haven
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Don't worry, this year it's gonna be flooding.

opaque coyote
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we will

near wasp
arctic talon
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and it got made worse with the eucalyptus trees

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that australia "gifted"

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to california

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THEY WERE BOMBS

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THEY'VE DOOMED CALIFORNIA FOREVER

near wasp
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I thought it was a scam

paper haven
arctic talon
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but yeah there needs to be more controlled burns

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arguably

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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but yeah California is flamable as fuck

near wasp
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Fund forest management people

arctic talon
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not enough controlled burns

near wasp
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Like seriously

arctic talon
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and eucalyptus trees make it worse

opaque coyote
arctic talon
young pecan
paper haven
opaque coyote
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Not like Trump would've funded us anyways

arctic talon
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unfortunately Newsome wants the brand new Homeless exterminator 10000

opaque coyote
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in fact more likely to take funds

near wasp
opaque coyote
young pecan
near wasp
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I'll never forget how clean LA was when the Chinese ambassador visted

young pecan
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Ice stepping on his murderizing toes is unacceptable

opaque coyote
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fantastic

young pecan
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Republicans choosing the most evil outcome and then blaming the dems

opaque coyote
young pecan
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Both sides, supposedly, are equally bad

near wasp
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Everybody is fucking terrible because they're all dinosaurs

paper haven
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One side is soulless the other side is spineless. I leave it to you to paint them red and blue as you desire.

near wasp
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So disconnected from reality

young pecan
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Both parties in office fucking suck

near wasp
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If I had any public speaking abilities I'd be on a soap box yelling to the heavens

young pecan
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Barely any democrats in office actually stand for what the left wants

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And cater to billionaires lining their pockets

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Or do nothing impactful

near wasp
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It's not left or right, black or white. It's poor vs rich never let the fucking ceos forget that

young pecan
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It is both

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The left already points up and tells the right that they're licking boots and being stupid, whether they phrase it more or less kindly than that, they're already onto it

opaque coyote
young pecan
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The right as a collective hold the poor back

near wasp
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Honestly next year I need to start farming in my back yard

arctic talon
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Prolly a good idea

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long as the soil isn't god awful

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but you can fix that

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I liked doing gardening for my schools garden while I was in high school lol

paper haven
near wasp
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Honestly I need to get a rifle and start hunting again

young pecan
arctic talon
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not the only source of food

young pecan
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I'm assuming not given the current conversation but still

near wasp
near wasp
paper haven
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I assumed this was to suppliment other foods.

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You need about an acre to do that, and then you need to rotate crops to prevent the soil from getting destroyed over time

opaque coyote
paper haven
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So. Four acres.

opaque coyote
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self defense

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etc.

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I do have pepper spray though

paper haven
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Minimum

young pecan
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Been meaning to myself

opaque coyote
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ha

near wasp
opaque coyote
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well more useful

young pecan
paper haven
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The thing about a security net is that most of the time, it doesn't do anything at all

near wasp
# paper haven Minimum

I'm gonna be doing raised planter beds on some worthless sandy ground in the back yard

arctic talon
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Learn how to use a gun, its not that hard

opaque coyote
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Like

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yeah

arctic talon
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safety matters

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ultimately with it

opaque coyote
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guns are cool

arctic talon
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but you can learn how to use a handgun without an insane amount of trouble

opaque coyote
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i do dislike school shooters though

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obviously

near wasp
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I thought about buying a machine gun like 5 years ago

opaque coyote
paper haven
opaque coyote
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riveting opinions

arctic talon
paper haven
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Good heavens.

young pecan
opaque coyote
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I wish saying "police should stop crime" wasn't controversial because legally they're not required to

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And mfs say "Then who are you gonna call when somebody robs you?"

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Yeha

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I get it

paper haven
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Solid argument for gun ownership right there

young pecan
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It's like being a factory worker but not legally needing to work in the factory to get paid

near wasp
opaque coyote
arctic talon
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the Police did not help my friend when she got her shit stolen lol

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they just said "did you see them do it"

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her answer was no beyond seeing the car and they said nothing they could do lmao

young pecan
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And I get that the thing of it is that it's supposed to prevent officers from being punished in stupid, situational scenarios or to allow them to be undercover, but

near wasp
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Police didn't do shit when my meth head mom was actively breaking into my house

opaque coyote
young pecan
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It's used for so much worse, negligent behavior than those scenarios often come up

opaque coyote
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it was a group of teenagers btw

opaque coyote
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they eventually arrested them

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tbf

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it just took a literal fucking week of constant assaults

young pecan
paper haven
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The irony here is that actually successfully defending yourself is far more likely to result in somebody getting arrested. That person being you.

near wasp
opaque coyote
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Not the life threatened part, but to protect and serve

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Not shoot at some random black kid because they got a toy gun

paper haven
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Yeah they wear body armor and carry firearms for a reason

young pecan
opaque coyote
paper haven
lament shoal
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Yeah, instead here we got "Oh, you need your minimum wage job that just barely helps you support your family? Fuck you, we're gonna raise the minimum wage so you either get fired outright or your hours get severely cut. And while we're at it, we'll defund the fire department right before the worst fire in state history hits, causing countless people to lose their lives and homes."

dire loom
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Damn, maybe I should be a cop.

young pecan
dire loom
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Didn't know it was this cringe and bad.

young pecan
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Think about it

dire loom
paper haven
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I'd be lying if I said I never thought about it. The pay is really good.

near wasp
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Tbh thanks guys appreciate it. She's so crazy now that she can't even bother me. My mom's been dead to me for like ten years that creature isn't related to me in any way.

opaque coyote
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Oh

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Trump wants to Abolish the filibuster

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Oh

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boy

near wasp
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Honestly shits funny

opaque coyote
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oh fucking boy

paper haven
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Is that...

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Legal?

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Allowed?

young pecan
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Your first patrol is gonna be them showing you your routes (imposherished black neighborhoods) and showing you the ropes (what situations you can escalate into a murder or assault and get away with it)

opaque coyote
paper haven
paper haven
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Unless you're unpopular.

young pecan
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The Darktide keystone "Martyrdom" is looking really good lately

near wasp
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Never forget acorn cop

paper haven
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Important distinction there

young pecan
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Might try a build with it Idk

storm jungle
storm jungle
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HE EMPTIED 2 MAGAZINES INTO A FUCKING CAR

near wasp
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Oh heyyyyyy

arctic talon
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Literally no clue wtf he was thinking

paper haven
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He did a combat roll and emptied his gun, then thought he'd been shot

arctic talon
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The acorn got his ass

young pecan
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You have the entire time that you're reloading to reassess the situation

arctic talon
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He would have been smoked if he had swallowed it

young pecan
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And then he still fires another

storm jungle
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thank god the guy they put in survived

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imagine dying like this

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lmao

paper haven
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It's like a full two minutes before he settles down enough to actually check

lament shoal
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You don't understand guys

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Those acorns are trained killers

paper haven
young pecan
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No fr all jokes aside, the police force really has it rough

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I can't imagine how stressful it is

paper haven
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Two magazines at near point blank range. No injuries.

young pecan
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Getting to gorge yourself on the side of the road in AC all day and STILL being expected to complete your annual physical of 10 pushups

near wasp
arctic talon
paper haven
arctic talon
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He fucking emptied two mags and no one got hurt

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Everyone got out lucky in that situation

near wasp
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Somehow that's even worse

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Like fucking how

paper haven
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I actually know exactly why

arctic talon
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actually the grass got bruised

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Poor grass

paper haven
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Short, and probably obvious, answer is that he panicked.

opaque coyote
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Also me while playing a FPS

surreal nest
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Working an ER on Halloween makes me want to horus heresy

paper haven
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When you panic like that, unless you've trained so much that things like firing a weapon are something you can do off of muscle memory, you're gonna miss damn near every shot.

arctic talon
lament shoal
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Who wants to horus my heresy

opaque coyote
surreal nest
young pecan
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No the craze is giving kids weed edibles as candy

lament shoal
near wasp
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Probably drunk driving

surreal nest
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Then he limps to the corner of the room and vomits

young pecan
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Because people logically do that, apparently

paper haven
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It's why training is so important. When you are actually in life or death scenarios, your brian almost literally shuts off and reasoning goes out the window.

surreal nest
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15 billion drunk patients

paper haven
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Acorn cop's panic response was to do a roll and start flailing blindly.

surreal nest
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I fucking love acorn cop

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Oh my god

opaque coyote
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of all things

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I would understand shooting

surreal nest
young pecan
opaque coyote
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I don't understand a roll

lament shoal
opaque coyote
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my favorite

paper haven
near wasp
surreal nest
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God bless us

young pecan
near wasp
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Darksoul player

young pecan
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He rolled and he did not get hit

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I rest my case

paper haven
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Technically, he did not get hit

opaque coyote
paper haven
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Nobody got hit

opaque coyote
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like imagine in a battlefield

lament shoal
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Would be broken

opaque coyote
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a soldier begins shooting at somebody

surreal nest
opaque coyote
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they immediately roll around

arctic talon
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Smh

near wasp
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Bro still failed the hitless run cause the acorn

paper haven
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Ok but actually doing those rolls is quite dangerous.

arctic talon
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Yeah feels like

surreal nest
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Reminds me of when I wanted to be cool playing Nerf and I dodge rolled into a shattered tailbone against the pavement

arctic talon
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You might break something

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lol

surreal nest
paper haven
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I'm a little shocked he didn't dislocate his shoulder attempting that

near wasp
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Concretes hard guys

surreal nest
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Speak of the devil

opaque coyote
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Police in Florida opened fire on a suspect handcuffed in a patrol car after mistaking the sound of a falling acorn for a gunshot.

Marquis Jackson, a 22-year-old black man, was trapped in the back seat of the vehicle and was forced to “play dead to prevent getting shot in the head”.

Officers had arrested Mr Jackson on the morning of Nov 12 ...

▶ Play video
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It just realize that

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the car was his own

surreal nest
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But fr this cop got like removed from society right like what the fuck

opaque coyote
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It was a shrieff car

paper haven
opaque coyote
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HE SHOT AT HIS OWN FUCKIGN CAR

surreal nest
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Yeah he was shooting at a dude handcuffed in the back of the car

opaque coyote
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That's somehow even worse

arctic talon
opaque coyote
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There's layers to this

near wasp
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It continyto get worse

paper haven
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Acorn fell on the roof right after he turned away

near wasp
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Jfc

arctic talon
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I can’t find any further info

opaque coyote
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Like he's in the cop car

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He wouldn't even be able to shoot

surreal nest
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Did you hear about the police officer that left their car parked on a train track with a person cuffed in the back

arctic talon
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Yes

surreal nest
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The person lived but like what the fuck

paper haven
opaque coyote
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bro

near wasp
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Yeah

young pecan
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Holy fuck he's a legend

opaque coyote
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If he panicked from an acorn drop

surreal nest
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He also pretended he got hit?

near wasp
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Nah that's just unfettered idiotcy

surreal nest
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Like idek what happened

opaque coyote
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I won't say poor guy but I will say that sounds like there needs to be more training

near wasp
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If he had PTSD he'd have some skill or training he'd fall back on

paper haven
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It's purely a training issue.

near wasp
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He had absolutely nothing

paper haven
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And also, you know, being a fucking moron.

opaque coyote
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OF COURSE IT WAS A BLACK MAN

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OF COURSE

surreal nest
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police dont need fucking jet powered jeeps they need higher standards and training

opaque coyote
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HE QUESTIONED HIS PARTNER IF HE WAS HIT

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HE LEGITMATELY THOUGHT THAt

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oh my GOD

paper haven
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Yeah,

surreal nest
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Chances are the cop just really wanted to shoot a minority

opaque coyote
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I thought he just yelled that to save face

paper haven
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He full on was convinced that the guy in his car was shooting at him with a suppressed weapon

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ANd it takes him about two minutes to actually think about that

lament shoal
opaque coyote
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Imagine if cops faced the same repercussions as everyone else

paper haven
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Those are the black, plastic ones.

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Full, semi circular

young pecan
paper haven
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I'd feel bad for the guy if he didn't only avoid killing someone by sheer incompetence.

young pecan
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Since a cop is a position of power?

opaque coyote
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screamed

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instead of

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going ballistic and shooting

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yk?

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still bad

paper haven
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Oh yeah.

near wasp
opaque coyote
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but at least he wouldn't have the chance to shoot somebody

young pecan
paper haven
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I'm a security guard, just even carrying a weapon puts my job at risk because if I ever even put my hand on the gun and someone complains I could get fired.

paper haven
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Even in the best case scenario, firing my weapon is a guaranteed loss of my job.

near wasp
opaque coyote
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easy

opaque coyote
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dennys and waffle house

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are where the tweakers are

paper haven
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Burger King where I am

lament shoal
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McDonald's sometimes too

near wasp
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Fuckkkk

opaque coyote
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One of my favorites

paper haven
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Remember when the Onion was a parody?

lament shoal
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I've actually never encountered tweakers at any of the Denny's I've been to ngl

opaque coyote
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"We must stop leaving the house in sweatpants"

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...

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NOT MY PRESIDENT

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RAAAA

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"The goal is not to make America a world leader in anything anymore. Instead we hope to inspire all of America to band together and make our nation a little bit less of an embarrassing disgusting shithole"

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True...

paper haven
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Same, actually. I've been to lots of Denny's and Waffle houses, no tweakers, no violence nothing bad.
Walmart, however? Every other visit has something happen

vagrant fox
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any comic fucklers around right now I need something important answered

opaque coyote
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horrible

opaque coyote
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need to specify what type of comic

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sigsen

vagrant fox
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my friend told me this is an absolute batman reference but won't say how and I need to know how to know if comics are good actually

near wasp
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Except now we can make a person we don't like get hit by a missile with fucking swords on it

opaque coyote
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Maybe it's referring to the annual issue where he fights a bunch of white supremacists?

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I think he also created his no kill rule after killing one of them

lament shoal
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Absolute batman is a bonkers comic ngl

opaque coyote
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...

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okay more than one of them

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He used a flamethrower on like an entire group of white supremacists

young pecan
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Thankfully not the case

opaque coyote
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crushed their bones and shit

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I actually do like that

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I know that sounds crazy

lament shoal
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How does a man have a no kill rule when he uses a fucking axe to fight his enemies

opaque coyote
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But I always imagined that a VERY early batman would kill

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and then realize that he shouldn't

near wasp
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I need to read the absolute comics

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They look wild

opaque coyote
near wasp
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"What ever happens to them after I fight them isn't my concern"

opaque coyote
near wasp
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I mean the killer croc looks absolutely wild

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Like I'd rather die than fight him

opaque coyote
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  1. All of his villains were his friends
near wasp
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Ah who am I kidding I'd die anyways

opaque coyote
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Including Killer Croc

near wasp
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Oooooh boy

opaque coyote
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I think Killer Croc is still his friend

opaque coyote
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Darkseid

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I think you can begin to understand

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How fucked it is

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Absolute Batman is basically on the defensive a good chunk of the time tbh

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And that's because his villains also got buffed

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Massively

young pecan
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I only know a little about Absolute Batman but dude

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Horrific

lament shoal
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Like absolute penguin. Bane literally broke every single bone in his body one by one

arctic talon
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Absolute Wonder Woman is my favorite of the absolute comics

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I’ve read

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Martian manhunter mindfucker is great as well

opaque coyote
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It could easily JUST be extremely edgy

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And tbf it still is

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But it's also interesting

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That is important

lament shoal
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Its the good kind of edgy

opaque coyote
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I love edgy shit

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So absolute Batman is peak

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I have a high tolerance to cheese and edginess

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So like an extremely unhealthy but delicious burger

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I'm eating that shit

storm jungle
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its over the top in the best way lol

lament shoal
sacred bluff
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can i have some candy pwease 🥺

vagrant fox
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I've only got blessed and sacrosanct licquorice

sacred bluff
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no ty

opaque coyote
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Except uh

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Twizzlers

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Brand

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I hate that shit

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I like red vines

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Although any other flavor licorice including red technically isn't licorice?

vagrant fox
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Salty licquorice is #1 absolute best

opaque coyote
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So technically I never tried real licorice

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I need to try black licorice which is actually licorice

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Licorice

vagrant fox
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I don't really consider the red stuff to be licquorice but idk

opaque coyote
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Ik I just don't like strawberry

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Tastes like ass

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Especially Twizzlers

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The red vines original red is pretty good

vagrant fox
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Salmiakki is by far the best black licquorice it's great

opaque coyote
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I love chemicals

vagrant fox
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Love ammonium chloride

daring creek
sacred ginkgo
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Good old pewter dreadnought
Capable of killing both models and players

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And snapping off at the waist

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Always

daring creek
sacred ginkgo
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I have never seen one of these that hasn't bisected itself

daring creek
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This is not my favorite at all whatsoever.

sacred ginkgo
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Well yeah its 1e basically everything looked like shit

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40 years old

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give them a break

daring creek
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No I'm going to bully them

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Maybe these aren't so bad.

sacred ginkgo
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Those are fun

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They look way better than the non primaris ones because they have real legs

daring creek
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I love the arms

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The legs are really cool as well

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But also...I really like how stubby these legs are

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How do I explain my feelings

plush mason
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welp, my commissar is dead, ironman run failed

daring creek
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wha gam

plush mason
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rogue trader

daring creek
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rip :(

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Not official art unfortnately

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A thing I have wondered is

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Why aren't Astartes just given more bodily augmentations like the iron hands

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when theyre fatally injured

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This guys arms and legs are just machines.

opaque coyote
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shield gets broken by pewter dreadnought

daring creek
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mmmmmmmmmmm

dapper gyro
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You still want to become a dreadnought?

prime seal
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dreadbnoughts are the stupidest thing ever

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put someone through excruciating agony with the excuse of "it's a honour"

rose thorn
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You will never guess what admech vehicles run on

tough haven
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its just "You are still useful to the meatgrinder"

opaque coyote
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As an angel, you still have blood

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So you will grease the cogs

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Until you can't anymore

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The cruelest part of the Imperium isn't the atrocities it does to xenos

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Although obviously that still is cruel

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The cruelest part is what it sacrifices to cause said atrocities

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Cut off a hand everytime

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To stab someone else with the sharpened bone

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At least with the Imperium's violent persecution against Xenos, you can make the (flimsy as shit and awful)

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excuse that

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"Oh, it's not personal, it's just for humanity's survival"

median star
prime seal
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ignore the first second

winged jacinth
unique bronze
unique bronze
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look like he's about to do something unspeakable

opaque coyote
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"I NEED TO CUT OFF MY ARMS TO BE BETTER"

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"You literally only missed one shot."

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"ONE SHOT TOO MANY"

dapper gyro
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If they used the machine replacement to create more seeds while keeping the number as the reason, it wouldn't be so bad.

dapper gyro
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But iron hands do that even when they were more numerous.

opaque coyote
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steel is strong

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now replace my balls

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with ceramite balls

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which ironically enough isn't even metal

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Ceramite isn't even a steel technically, it's more like really REALLY strong plastic

dapper gyro
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Lol, they are literally american truckers with balls on the back bumper now.

opaque coyote
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I just find that funny tbh

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Tbf it does objectively make them better at combat.

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So they aren't wrong

unique bronze
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would it still hurt kicking the ceramite balls

dapper gyro
opaque coyote
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But at the same time, it probably isn't a good sign to have the urge to rip out your arms.

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And then replace it with new ones

dire loom
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Why dig throughout the Internet etcetera when you have people already doing it for you. Lol

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Glorious discord server

dire loom
median star
# opaque coyote Tbf it does objectively make them better at combat.

it infacts grants them an above average higher likely hood of being wounded as theyre not always the most cunning in assaults and tend towards head ons but full on deaths arent extremely common among vets as they can still be heavily augmented to counter act wounds that would have most astartes put into a naught and under right circumstances and importance turned into a helfaher

opaque coyote
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...tactics problem

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Also an attitude problem in general

opaque coyote
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and also...

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Now if only he did the same for Perturabo

median star
# opaque coyote ...tactics problem

i mean its grueling and works and one of the main reasons they do it is because they know its borderline suicidal but they also know that it likely means fancy new chrome and if they die then they werent strong enough to deserve going on further theyre similar to iron warriors in that regard i think

opaque coyote
median star
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brains are optional chadgryn

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steel is eternal something something

celest cedar
urban spire
daring creek
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I just realized

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EVERYONE in 40k is the good guy

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The Imperium, chaos. Xenos

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All of them are good people

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I finally solved the problem

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But then that poses another question

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Whos the bad guy...

celest dome
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We're the one that are pushing the war

plush mason
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everyone is the bad guy and the good guy, so pick the one you think is coolest and best

hallow saddle
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i love cyborg marines!!!!!!!!

near wasp
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Genius

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And very true

storm jungle
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Ash never fails

humble shoal
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can love bloom

valid needle
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And abhumans

chilly prism
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So, is conjuring up faith powers pretty rare?

near wasp
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Ok that depends

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If you consider chaos to be a faith than it's common as

dapper gyro
near wasp
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As for the imperial acts of faith. We get to see them all the time but they'd still be extremely rare in universe

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We only get to see them because we see the worst situations

dapper gyro
storm jungle
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its literally just deus ex machina shit, aka happens on the whim of the writer

rose thorn
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Genestealer cult faith powers:

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welp time to rewrite and work on the culture of the cult

unique bronze
#

Writing a book?

rose thorn
#

my gsc's culture

#

wrote down insanity like 2 night agot and now im going through and repraising and reowkrng sutff

#

im lke 70% sure im gonna do the fish export

#

sending a shit load of fish (and some human sacrifices) to the gaint space leviathan feels fitting

#

hiding a genestealer in a bunch of fish seems quite easy

storm jungle
#

homebrew babeeeeey

#

im doing the same today

rose thorn
#

frrr

#

im not sure what the imperium woudl do with a giant space monster corpse besides let it drfit about

#

espeically since the species is probably extinct

storm jungle
#

maggie you need to think like an asshole

rose thorn
#

i was thinking harvest but also it would be really insulting to th eplanet that once worshipped it to leave it tehre to rot

storm jungle
#

I mean

#

bold of you to assume the imperium cares

rose thorn
#

lmao

#

i also kinda wanan ddoge the meat theme since theres a few cults thta do that and the cult would probablyr ather starve than eat their god

#

icould say the flesh is acidic as fuck so its not even edible

#

acutally

#

using it to create acid is kidna fitting

#

acid is used in mining and is uh

#

horrifying lmao

#

a beautiful ocean planet converted into a massiev acid drainage

wintry scarab
#

Anyone know if rogue trader has a transmog system yet?

shadow plover
#

nope unless they added one in the past month or so

wintry scarab
#

🙁

storm jungle
#

the hell is transmogging

queen laurel
# storm jungle the hell is transmogging

Gaming term for layering your armor with cosmetic armor for example I don't want my power armor to show so I just put in a transmog that would make my armor look like basic ass clothing

celest dome
#

It is an MMO term

queen laurel
#

It's basically just change the appearance of the gear while keeping its stats

queen laurel
storm jungle
wintry scarab
#

shadow plover
young pecan
#

that trasnmogging

hollow lantern
#

Also called xmogging

lament shoal
celest dome
#

Is this US speaks ?

remote wadi
young pecan
# storm jungle

✍️ Dilara... does not support... ✍️ trans community.. ✍️ or looksmaxxing...

vagrant fox
#

good, get her ass

paper haven
#

All arbiters are bastards

storm jungle
#

speaking of

#

Was reading this a bit ago, genuinely beautiful

young pecan
lament shoal
#

They're using destiny now

young pecan
#

YOUR SUIT IS ABOUT TO BUST OPEN BRO

#

YOUR VEINS ARE BULGING THROUGH AN ALREADY BULGING SUIT

outer wave
# storm jungle

Okay but the white power guy is super dumb; why are you doing the salute in the middle of your fight like a dumbass?

storm jungle
outer wave
#

Bro is so performative

outer wave
#

I know but still!

storm jungle
#

We got people doing that during the capitol siege

#

so you tell me lmao

young pecan
celest dome
#

Wasn't there something like that in WW2 ? It might have been a Russian one, but someone just shouting out a whole manifesto from their trench to the other side

storm jungle
#

Probably.

young pecan
#

There was also Hanoi Hannah

#

Doesn't suuuper count as the same thing

#

But psychological effects in the middle of a conflict so sort of related

remote wadi
storm jungle
#

....is it though lol

#

its cringe

remote wadi
#

The opposition will spread it without extra fees and those that want to join it will know it

#

It's evil but it works

outer wave
#

And it easily dehumanizes the opposition by comparing them to something like the Flood or The Darkness or whatever the fuck

#

Its gross

#

And kinda cringe

#

Actually very cringe

storm jungle
#

fascists will be fascists

celest dome
#

Morale ? Not sure which ever or both

humble shoal
#

their cyber snitch line used badly made ai art to advertise

celest dome
celest dome
#

And I could see it working quite well with the young white American trash demographic

hollow lantern
#

I kinda wonder if a lawsuit is gonna come out of it

#

Not that I think it'd go anywhere

storm jungle
#

Nothing is gonna come out of it

#

all these companies are cowards

celest dome
#

Microsoft gave a lot of money to the GOP, so nothing

hollow lantern
#

Microsoft has contracts rn iirc

humble shoal
#

depends on if the ms spooks are loyal to dear leader or the previous machine tbh

humble shoal
#

google had an nsa office inside of one of its campuses

celest dome
#

Their loyalty lies to money, and they know that Trump is not opposed to putting sticks in their wheels if they go against him

storm jungle
humble shoal
#

well no, being part of the machine makes you a fascist

hollow lantern
young pecan
#

It's so funny that people were getting turned around FROM AIRPLANE FLIGHTS because they had chunky vance as a meme on their phone

hollow lantern
#

I'd laugh if it wasn't so bleak.

young pecan
#

Yeah

outer wave
#

Liposuction?

humble shoal
wintry cloud
storm jungle
# young pecan

Commander in Chief, may I ask what you are doing with that Big Mac order?

outer wave
celest dome
#

Always baffling to see those Trump meme when he dodged the draft 💀

storm jungle
#

he'd have made a good soldier a VERY VERY good soldier

young pecan
#

All it takes is one really based secret service agent

young pecan
storm jungle
outer wave
hollow lantern
humble shoal
young pecan
hollow lantern
#

I didn't even like Obama but after 12 years of the least articulate speech I've ever heard from Biden and Trump I'm begging for a president who sounds smart

humble shoal
#

anyway

#

probably time to stop

proven needle
humble shoal
#

lets go back to which primarch is the best kisser

hollow lantern
#

Fulgrim

#

Next question

young pecan
#

Case solved

#

Back to Trump slander

humble shoal
#

sannguinius

hollow lantern
#

No i don't, he's iirc the only one who maintained like

humble shoal
#

staregryn kurze

hollow lantern
#

Relationships on his homeworld

#

Political marriages and what not

daring creek
outer wave
#

I appreciate the Ghibli AI for giving us a way to discern AI art

remote wadi
#

Fulgrim is the best primarch at everything except avoiding chaos

#

That's the whole point

hollow lantern
#

Nah that's Sang lmfao

humble shoal
remote wadi
#

(even loyalist primarchs said fulgrim would win it for the chaos if he wasn't a self absorbed bitch)

humble shoal
#

you know he was mad and thirsty

#

black mad and the red suycc

remote wadi
#

Like 1 Vs all style

hollow lantern
#

Not in the vampire way either

#

He's just whiney and mopey

humble shoal
remote wadi
#

Also sanguinius died

#

If he was good at everything how come he died

humble shoal
#

that was horus souped upo by all of the chaos gods

hollow lantern
#

Him dying is the coolest part of him ngl, cause he knows he'll die and faces it anyway.

remote wadi
#

Lion one of the dummest primarchs is alive

#

Yes survival is his whole thing

#

But he isn't a good general

humble shoal
#

the worst general was petty man baby

remote wadi
#

Fulgrim quite literally had the best legion

#

Until they felt to chaos

humble shoal
#

man was basically current imperium general levels of bad

remote wadi
#

I think gw made him chaos to balance the game out

#

Cause if fulgrim kept being loyal they would have wrote a new emperor

humble shoal
#

I mean there is a loyal fulgrim

remote wadi
#

No there isnt

#

Bile called him a failed experiment

#

Cause that clone is bound to go chaos anyways

humble shoal
#

It would be funny if he was trhe third loyalist primarch

remote wadi
#

True

#

But it would be bad for the progress of the story

#

I'm gonna call it bring back vulkan

#

Give the salamander enjoyers some time to have fun

#

Make abbadon beat him in 1v1

hollow lantern
#

Its defo Russ tbh

#

Sang is dead and hopefully stays like that

remote wadi
#

Both chaos and empirium respect Abaddon more

hollow lantern
#

GW preferences "Big 4" chapters

remote wadi
#

Vulkan Will be back cause perpetual

#

And the salamanders get a mini to enjoy for 11th edition

storm jungle
#

you need to realise lore has nothing to do with primarchs returning lol

remote wadi
#

Russ is not loved by space wolf fans

storm jungle
#

Russ is the most likely because Space Wolves make tons of profit

celest dome
#

All the not-dead Primarch will return at some point.
But next is very much gonna be Russ

remote wadi
#

Mostly cause Russ is a failure

storm jungle
remote wadi
#

Russ is the primarch executer

#

He executed only 2 primarchs

#

And we don't know shit about them

celest dome
#

Russ is quite liked by SW fans whatthefuck_heresy

remote wadi
#

They are ereased

storm jungle
#

first time im hearing someone say SW fans dont like Russ lol

celest dome
remote wadi
#

Fair

hollow lantern
#

I've never heard of SW fans en masse disliking Russ tbh

storm jungle
#

Stop reading meme lore.

#

Start reading lexi lore.

remote wadi
#

But he was already found by the emperor and his legion was there

#

So I infer he executed them

hollow lantern
#

I refuse to believe Russ killed those 2 considering he got his ass handed to him in most primarch fights

celest dome
#

And the "Lost and Purged" moniker can be taken as one having not been killed by the Imperium but rather something else

remote wadi
hollow lantern
#

What does that have to do with Russ?

remote wadi
#

I don't believe a single primarch can 1v1 fulgrim

hollow lantern
#

Sang

#

Curze

celest dome
#

Horus

#

Lion

hollow lantern
#

Ferrus if the sword didn't interfere

daring creek
dark moon
#

Dorn
Perturabo

hollow lantern
#

Iirc Fulgrim primarily won that cause of the sword

near wasp
celest dome
#

Also just in fairness, Executioner covered his Legion too.
And the SW aren't bad at group fight against other SM groups iirc

hollow lantern
#

They got minced

#

The SWs as a legion got decimated by the Sons of Horus

remote wadi
#

Nah in a 1x1 fulgrim beat them all

#

Unless we talking chaos busted horus

celest dome
#

Does Fulgrim even have any duel feat ?

remote wadi
#

Or emperor empowered guillman

remote wadi
#

He was the best duelist

crystal forum
#

wasn't that khan

hollow lantern
crystal forum
#

according to the new HH edition

remote wadi
#

Fulgrim was the natural talented at everything guy

#

That got bored easily

crystal forum
#

the new HH edition is all about duels

celest dome
remote wadi
#

Also lion wouldn't beat fulgrim in a 1x1

#

He would beat fulgrim in a 1 and environmental advatage Vs 1

crystal forum
#

i think all the primarchs would be a fair fight against eachother

celest dome
#

Like the Duelist Primarch, like the Lion, Dorn (yes), Horus, Sanguinus....

hollow lantern
crystal forum
#

there's no primarch that's bad at fighting

celest dome
#

Lorgar is the weakest iirc

storm jungle
#

I love how all primarch debates are basically just comic book shit

hollow lantern
#

Unironically tho

storm jungle
#

"WELL IN THIS ONE BOOK HE ATE A NUCLEAR BOMB"

storm jungle
#

"YEAH HE CAN PUNCH A PLANET IN HALF"

#

like

#

they can literally do anything

#

its all madeup bullshit

hollow lantern
#

Yk who didn't die on Istvaan?

storm jungle
#

this isnt worth the argument

hollow lantern
#

Corax

#

I find that pretty impressive

storm jungle
#

Tbh hes a hit-and-run twat

remote wadi
#

Lorgar is the weakest but the smartest

crystal forum
#

his soul died 😔

remote wadi
#

I mean he quite literally got all his win cons

near wasp
hollow lantern
storm jungle
near wasp
#

If he was smart he'd of realized dad didn't want worshipped

dark moon
storm jungle
#

raven guard are as minimalist as it gets lol

hollow lantern
storm jungle
#

tacticool is being covered in pouches and nightvisions and shit

remote wadi
#

Exactly

#

Lorgar got planets by the culture

hollow lantern
remote wadi
#

The others needed extra steps

celest dome
remote wadi
#

Lorgar is a genius

storm jungle
remote wadi
#

Magnus was an ignorant genius

near wasp
#

No he's a coword

storm jungle
#

Stop glazing 🗣️

crystal forum
#

so smart that he needed erebus to do all the work

hollow lantern
remote wadi
#

He was so smart he influenced people to do his dirty work

dark moon
remote wadi
#

He didn't even had to do more than put the culture there

near wasp
#

Just cause lorgar says a lot of words doesn't mean he's smart

crystal forum
#

im 100% sure erebus would have done everything without any of lorgar's instructions KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
celest dome
#

Magnus was a careless fool.
And Perturabo was, how to say it, an opiniated ass that did not understand how tactics went any further than just sending human waves at the enemy entrenchment.

crystal forum
#

erebus the type of evil little shit you can't help but love

daring creek
#

We talking about cone heads?

near wasp
#

You have a Erebus body pillow don't you

crystal forum
near wasp
#

I fucking knew it

remote wadi
#

Perturabo was emperors fault

near wasp
#

No he wasnt

remote wadi
#

Homie just needed a thanks son

#

Like literally

hollow lantern
#

Perturabo is his own fault tbh

remote wadi
#

If the emperor just said thanks son

hallow saddle
#

i have a Ferrus Manus body pillow

near wasp
#

He was his own fault

remote wadi
#

It would be different

dark moon
hallow saddle
#

its made from concrete

#

and galvanised iron

hollow lantern
#

Pert could've spoken up at any point instead of resigning himself to suffering and taking on dogshit campaigns

crystal forum
#

perturabo wants problems always

remote wadi
#

Horus is the actual asshole

storm jungle
#

I swear

remote wadi
#

Horus did it while being the favourite child

celest dome
#

Honestly no, we know that he got thanks even before being found by the Emp by his adoptive parent and didn't care unless he was the only one that was in good standing

storm jungle
#

primarch convos are like the most braindead thing

remote wadi
#

Horus gave perturabo everything the emperor didnt

storm jungle
#

"Primarch X is bad because they did X"

#

Bad writing.

hollow lantern
storm jungle
hallow saddle
#

95 percent of convos arent even about 40k, theyre about the prequel series

#

💀

median star
#

my favorite one was manus calling pert a fool and to never talk to him again after pert tried talking about his visions thing

crystal forum
#

it's funny how much 40k fans talk about primarchs while also having 0 interest in the rest of HH lore

hollow lantern
remote wadi
#

They don't let Abaddon get Ws

storm jungle
remote wadi
#

If the villains don't get Ws they aren't a threat

storm jungle
#

WHF and AOS have no issue like this

#

im genuinely jealous

hollow lantern
#

AoS has actual coverage for other factions

near wasp
#

Abbadon has got nothing but Ws since the breaking of cadia

storm jungle
crystal forum
humble shoal
storm jungle
hallow saddle
#

he does get Ws because the imperium is kind of on the back foot

storm jungle
#

it has nothign to do with mainstream

#

it never has lol

humble shoal
near wasp
#

Holy shit bro do you only read meme lore

storm jungle
#

primarchs arent even known by the mainstream until people get into 40k

#

lmao

hollow lantern
#

I really wish I liked more AoS models cause the AoS people normally seem happy with both their game and lore

#

Outside the start

#

That bit was rough lmfao

storm jungle
hallow saddle
#

its like the warhammer iceberg

#

uve seen a space marine first

remote wadi
#

No like most of the Abaddon Ws are written more like a unity W than Abaddon being part of it

hollow lantern
hallow saddle
#

then its primarchs once someone starts to watch a couyple vids or w/e

storm jungle
#

so it works for propaganda

#

slopaganda even

hallow saddle
#

yeah for sure

remote wadi
#

Actually the tau got me into wh40k

#

I didn't even care about space marines at first

dark moon
crystal forum
#

primarchs have that meta element of being involved in setting-changing events

hollow lantern
#

The first shit I saw for 40k was Titus in SM1 when I was like 13 and regrettably I went "this is the coolest thing ever"

crystal forum
#

the mainest of main characters

celest dome
#

The only bad AoS line are the Fyreslayer

crystal forum
#

when guilliman came back the whole setting took a turn

hollow lantern
#

I don't think the AoS lines are bad fwiw, I just don't feel any of the armies call to me when I look at em

remote wadi
#

But we all cursed to like space marines lore eventually

#

Cause they simply more explored

humble shoal
#

reject space marines

celest dome
#

Nope 🍺

daring creek
#

I still can't get over how fucking funny he looks here

humble shoal
#

embrace nids

hollow lantern
#

I like SM lore but it's almost exclusively the Deathwatch books and successor chapters stories

hallow saddle
daring creek
#

Idk shit about erberus, is he chaos undivided

hallow saddle
#

thats literally the target market lol

near wasp
#

Yes

crystal forum
celest dome
humble shoal
hallow saddle
#

get em buying models young

dark moon
hollow lantern
daring creek
crystal forum
hollow lantern
daring creek
crystal forum
#

well he also kills loken

#

which i hate

hollow lantern
crystal forum
#

fuck you abnet

daring creek
#

damn spoilers