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@storm jungle this was on the hunter the parenting subreddit lmao
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Trying the 3rd F I see
Afaik yes
Elite ball knowledge
All of them do
its ingrained into the human psyche
its the same trigger as the fight or flight response
Don't the families of Werewolf that aren't Werewolf imune to it
thats Kinfolk yeah, im talking about regular people
I mean, in theory they're "normal" no ?
Smh, you’re telling me that werewolves can activate my crippling anxiety from public speaking? 
Yes.
Not really no, they can do spells and other shit
Damn 
They'll activate it and make it 10 times worse 
I mean, yeah ? Like you're seeing a giant of a beast that bear teeths able to rip your guts open
It’s bleak.
Not ebing scared would be more surprising than anything
delerium can also make people literally go insane
Oh I didn't know that
yeah theres 10 Levels to it that a character/NPC can have
its like Ghouls so it checks out
Fair
I mean, Ghouls is basically the "Warlock" deal
They get some stuff, but it is done by getting those powers by their Vampire master ?
I mean…there are worse ways to go than being turned into human confetti by a werewolf.
Is it comparable for the Kinfolk ?
I wanna play a hunter campaign ngl, it sounds fun
At least it’s relatively quick.
They're better ones
True.
I love how ghouls are literally just drug addicts lmao
its great
they do a great job showing it with Chapman
he says he took hardcore heroine and it did nothing
and didnt even come close to Vitae
bro is tweaking
Unbothered. High. Happy. In his lane. Flourishing.

I love how much of a freak Chapman is
least freaky police officer
Great contrast to his otherwise polite personality he puts up
Anyone watch Alfabusa's Mage series?
I tried but I just do not care about Mage
just cant get into it
prob need a proper series for me to get it lol
Yeah, and not just sessions of Mage
Its at least interesting
Hopefully when we get to Markus in Hunter, we'll see more Mage shit
Yeah its likely, because the arcanum even tho not actively does explore some aspects of it
kind of insane how they namedrop it as FAR back as EP1
i never realised lol
The arcanum is mentioned back then? Damnb
Yeah go look it up its in the bus as they are driving in the intro
genuinely nuts
goes to show i guess they wrote this entire plot as far back as 5 years ago
Or at least had a skeleton of a plot to go off
Speaking of that first episode, I wonder when that violinist guy that Kitten talked of will come back
The Monk lady?
yeah the shaman queen lady
Likely in the later arcs because like-
shes been in the credits since ep1 with D mauled on the floor
i think shes suppose to be some elder vampire that knows where hes actually from?
She barely has gotten any appearances since then
I dont think she has had an appearance aside from the credits
She appeared once in a character png alongside others when SpeakerD is talking about elder vampires
in his WoD world intro video
aside from that yeah nothing
Yeah iirc they said the story will end on a bittersweet/rough note? I cant remember
id believe it lol
That's D??? I never even realized it was supposed to be someone specific
Yeah look closer
hes also on the ground in whatever temple they are at in the ending
its pretty nuts with its implications even if we got no idea
Wait I have a question, actually.. can you really opt out of politics or no? Like just in generally personally? Because I feel like just being Christian, American, Straight and Republican or right leaning is considered political from just believing and existing with certain views that I think are right, right? Idk
Then does that mean I'm cooked regardless? Can't escape it technically? I feel free though. Lol
Just seems like I have to pick a side or ignore.
Idk, just a topic that seems to come up from time to time. Like I'm chill and cool with my friends and family who are left and vice versa and that should be enough right? We get along.
Sorry for the wall of text.
You can but it will always roll your way at some point.
Just need some advice.
we cannot avoid conflict of any nature because its always around it
whether its physical or audible etc
unless well like, you maybe live way above in some monastery/mountains or something

I just wish we could all get along, it saddens me. So I try not watching the news etc.
The news gives me depression.
Sometimes
Not to sound like a redditor but even if every single person in the world looked the same we'd find a way to segregate, hurt and kill each other.
Humans are territorial/fearful by nature, some can push it down but most cant like sheep.
Being a peaceful isolated monk seems like good backup option if worse case scenario. 
Ty
You just gotta live your life being nice to folks that deserve it and dont get into trouble if you can help it really.
This scares me
Let's all become Tibetan monks
I DONT WANT TO TRAIN BATMAN
Yeah the ending has always been super ominous to me
we are probably like- I wanna say almost 8-9 years off from it i guess at their current production rate
not that its a bad thing but man im excitd
We can all sing like this Dilara https://youtu.be/EvYK0MbY3oA
Tantric Tibetan MAHAKALA - Freedom Chants From The Roof Of The World - MAHAKALA - The Gyuto Monks
Mahākāla (Sanskrit) is a Dharmapala ("protector of dharma") in Vajrayana Buddhism, and a deity in Chinese and Japanese Buddhism, particularly in the Vajrayana school.
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True, wise words. Thank you Dilara.
No problem happy to help. Basically at the end of the day just accept people for their personality, not where theyare from or how they look
so has The Dude spoken 
Funny enough this is basically what Christianity preaches but some of its followers have unfortunately forgotten that
Many in fact seem to peddle for the opposite now
^
Yeah basically every religion to some extent has rules that sum to "Dont be a cunt or kill anyone"
shame that as said above nobody seems to give a shit lol
I forgot who said it but they are absolutely correct when they say if Jesus was to return today people would kill him again

Depressingly correct.
select number of people would get very angry when they find out hes brown
I forgot that Egypt doesn't count as the middle east lmao
but yeah the "why cant we all be friends" approach doesnt work when an administration is currently enacting the early stages of a genocide
it's this scene lmbo
A good chunk of the religious people in my home town are really nice but there's not an insignificant part who've been some of the most bigoted and hateful people I've ever met
It also sort of rings hollow, especially when it comes from people that support that harm unto others
How do space marines shit.
They shit and it recycles back into nutrients via power armor
Thats why I cant stand centrists because a lack of opposition to comedically racist policy is acceptance
Do they wear an imperial diaper
with their booty butt
We had that footage just a few days ago of some government dude shooting a priest in the face didnt we lol
As a catholic I really hate how the actions of these people have led to the generalization of Christians as a whole as well
Yerp
I don’t consider myself a saint, but I at the very least am not bigoted / hateful to other groups / cultures.
i am a saint sorry
40k moment
at least Jesus wasnt space hitler

Where is Noah 2.0 with their funny boat when we need them.
all the evil rich people would survive it with their gucci submarines no thank you
We need the king midas curse
that requires them to not get cannibalized by their servants
I’m fairly certain humanity as a whole would count as Sodom and Gomorrah nowadays, where’s the lightning strikes and walls of fire Big G? We’re a bit overdue wouldn’t you say?
every rich person would become a warlord with their servants as vassals
and then scene mad max starts playing
Dollar-store Unification Wars here we come! 
Ive always held the opinion that we will deffo ruin the planet to the point of Cyberpunk 2077 at some point but we'll all prob be died of old age by that point so im fine with it

not my problem 🫡
The pharisees that Jesus called out still walk among us 
Like no you fucking moron, Jesus actually DOESN'T want you to be a hateful bigot
"God hates gays." You didn't even read the New Testament and it shows
IF I NEED YOUR BODY I'LL FUCK IT-
Fuck did I come to here ..
You're welcome to join the discussion if you want
nightmarish image btw
Are you a nutjob
I think citing the bible for any type of legislation or severe policy change is actually comedy
its fucking terrible
Yes.
lmao
Like when im listening to a debate and they cite the bible its like how do you want me to respond to that
yeah but I'm wondering if cyberpunk defenders exist. Like Helldivers
they dont
10000000%
they really dont
especially not as much as Shitdivers
who are basically blind fascists
Nah, dumbass rightoids think they will be the corpos in a cyberpunk world they love that shit
LMAO
THATS DIFFERENT
Anyway if i can get Lizzy Wizzy maybe they got a point....

I've never actually met a cyberpunk corp apologist
I have! I have! I have!
Sweet Lord, can I see this chat ONCE being positive about something? Well, I guess denying cyberpunk stans is being positive...
We got people batting for microsoft bro they are literally baby cyberpunk
I've known one person who'd probably love it but that's it
We are positive about alot of things, you are like one of the rare cast of people that always show up when someone is talking about negative stuff and go "wow this is all you guys do"

literally scroll up lol
We were literally just having a fun discussion about a favorite franchise of ours a few minutes ago
My luck xDDDD
Cyberpunk has you working at the perspective of someone fucked by the system and theres little to no veil of 2077's messaging.
It's like. Cyberpunk TELLS you the setting is god awful basically. You can tell by just looking at the fucking advertisements lmfao.
WE WERE LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT HUNTER A FEW MINUTES AGO
😭 😭 😭 😭
I wish this chat was more negative
The best I can do is rage against the dying of the light as a Political Science grad by venting about the state of the world in the Darktide Discord’s 40K Lore subsection. 
Also how Minecraft mob makers suck (we should kill them)
Thank you for your service
Lmao. I cry pal. 
its more that cyberpunk was suppose to be a parody
but Pondsmith read a bit too many subjects that basically ended up happening lol
Dont worry guys im gonna go make a grilled sandwich and mac n cheese ill be back dont talk about negative things without me
The funniest parts about parodies is that they mimic/reflect/overinflate... Life xD
Samsung 😭
Is that a grilled mac and cheese sandwich or are those seperate?
Do you want it to be a grilled mac and cheese sandwich
It should be
I once had a convo on Roblox about religion with a guy who was on the fence about it and afterwards he told me I surprised him because I was the first Christian he met that wasn't batshit insane and I gave him a new perspective
It will be
Feels good man
Bro was chatting on roblox
Imperial family of s.korea lmao.
South Korea is insane 😩
It is.
LMFAO
Anyway.
softoast is my favorite GTA San Andreas NPC
"THAT WHITE BOY HAD ME ON CRYSTAL METH"
The white boy in question:
real
aint no way 😩
I want to write a short comedy story where a space marine talks to a young mercenary girl that her attire choice is suboptimal.
She retaliates that it is all for show.
Space marine shakes head and when asked what all his ornaments and sacred texts on armor are for, he replies its to guard the spirit. And uplift others.
"Yeah, same here!"
Kidsthesedays.mp4
😭
but also yeah as far as shorts for 40k go thats pretty good lol
ironically mercs dont get much in 40k
Thanks xD
My dad would definitely aim for some impossible shit like trying to get even with what he lost some odd ago. He's arbitrary as hell..
I like where that grimdark is on second stage. It is there and everybody knows it, but there are these moments of... Normalcy.
Yup.
Grimdark irl: me getting up in the morning to do nothing all day
so true oomfie
every dad under the sun apparently
My grimdark is hearing alarm clock. Time to go to work...
Just saw that line today
15 hours is definitely one of my top favourites but if every story was that I'd get bored
its good but it really shows its age imo
yea
i still loved it
Most disappointing part of becoming a Chemist was learning that they don't teach you how to make Meth
Real
BRUH
Learn it yourself.
You got this, Heisenberg.
its rock candy.....
Anyway, thank you for listening to my idea, Dilara. Kinda wanted to share this with somebody, but had literally no one to talk to.
Lol its alright, i do tons of homebrew so i know good ideas when i see em
the hardest part is actually writing them

^ me when i gotta do any homebrew
Actually, I love writing spacearines. They have this unique blend of childish autism mixed with hero complex.
they are basically mental virgins when it comes to most things depending on the Chapter so thats pretty accurate lol
Cracking such psyche is fucking fun.
also me @ you
I've been playing Outlast Trials and I legit cannot stop saying mr beasterman instead of dr Easterman and I genuinely blame this chat
What about samsung? is it that they own the largest foreign chip manufacturing building in the united states?
Is that a convo with Panam lol
Claire if you ghost her when the races start lmao
Ah gotcha
they are literally Arasaka but Korean
you should look up some of the shit they do
those races suck anyways lmbo see you never idiot
How dare you ghost Claire
I should look up what the fuck Arasaka does because I have not been paying attention!
@arctic talon school this nerd
I was more concerned w the gameplay and thought I could read what I opened later
everything
It's something I find a little too underexplored, I'd like to see more of how broken they can be as individuals, or stripped of certain parts of humanity
Arasaka lore wise is primarily a weapons and private security company
However they've grown far beyond that
arasaka are good guys trust
and also do way more shit
they've basically wormed there way into every industry imaginable
vehicles, personal devices
cyberware
ect.
I believe it
As for what Arasaka does in game their corpo soldiers have a wide variety of tech/power/smart weapons and their level of danger can be indicated by how they're dressed/how much armor they have
White armor == highest "level" of corporate guard
Othher scene I imagined was where a space marine tried to defend a kid from his father, a noble. They have been isolated for some time, talked, shared experiences.
Dad comes all high and mighty and when the space marine borderline threatens to kill the bastard, the kid is so scared, he instantly sgrees to go with dad (even if formally wanted to stay and help people)
The space marine did not even look back.
All the kid saw was that giant look at his close friend,who remained there. The marine seemed to talk to that friend and walked away.
Space marine literally asked whether he made a mistake trying to defend the kid.
Anyways point being Arasaka fucking sucks
and alongside militech and Kang tao are one of the 3 reasons why the Cyberpunk world is so fucked lol
All corpos suck.
My favorite thing to do is read a very obviously terrible faction/entity and ask "are they the good guys"
as does every other Megacorp in cyberpunk
Honestly the only corporation approaching "good" morally is netwatch 💀
and they're still pretty fucking abhorrent
but that one guy was watching old cowboy movies that makes him a good guy
also I guess some smaller corps
before they get fucking torn apart by other ones
and integrated
How to ragebait Dilara 101
XD
How is Trauma Team bad? They're a bunch of armed Paramedics out to save your life from criminal scum
I wish Trauma Team was real!!
Not bad?
But the services they render can be argued to be moral
Trauma Team more so is part of the broken system
Bro is dying... But his insurance is shit?
Fuck him, lol. Lmao even.
rather then something proping it up
I mean yeah
They're not a medical organization
they're a paramilitary mercenary organization
explictly
Thats how they get around all the ethical issues that come with that lol
I wonder how many of them are actually trained professionals lol
at least 1 member in every squad
Nothing remains ethical in cyberpunk.
REO Meatwagon's an option
at least during RED
heh except for us the main character 
The mean Trauma Team man shoved V once so I hate them.
Which is hilarious.
Half the gangoons you kill and cripple have a rapsheet that can be sumarized as "pissed on a corpos lawn"
No. Nope. Nein. Niet. Nay. Nada.
I wonder how many people still think that way
anyways Trauma Team and REO Meatwagon are the only 2 things that do medical extraction in night city lol
both are awful in their own unique way
Trauma Team is expensive upfront for a monthly fee
whats reo meat wagon
REO meatwagon is "free"
Its Trauma Teams main competitor
except their insurance plan is "free"
you just pay out the ass once they drag you into a hospital
What is the hook.
and if you can't pay sometimes they get "creative"
With getting their fee
and by creative I mean they carve you open and pull your organs out

Upside is it is a very cheap way of getting to the hospital
Jesus christ.
and they do offer the same level of protection
in terms of having an armored car/AV
and armed personel
they also do have arguably better medical training
if you've seen edgerunners davids mom works for them
as they're all paramedics
lol
anyways point being Trauma Team isn't horrifically unaffordable
if we go by REDs prices
Silver is 500 Eddies a month
LOL
you're still charged for surgery but no ammo costs lol
And hey
if you don't want surgery
NO AMMO COST XDDDDD
they'll just drug you to the gills and stitch up wounds
before dropping you at the hospital
rather then cutting you open and getting started with surgery
pickles are one of the top foods definitely
Ive never heard "drug you to the gills" but i really like it
...define medical care
are they still taking your organs
they will do everything in their power to keep you alive and stabalize you
without cutting you open
no
Trauma team doesn't harvest organs
they just don't let you get a plan if you're in debt to them
Oh i thought u were talking reo
Speaking of Cyberpunk I'm not entirely sure how Cynosure is a counter to Soulkiller. Capturing and brainwashing(?) rogue AIs to counter digitised minds netrunning against you is that it?
wack
though Cynosure is a terrible idea
How much is 1000 eddies?
because Rogue AIs vary wildly
i really dont know what tf they are but theyre so good
Make it a dollar comparison.
for mercenary work think about it like this
500 for a milkrun, 1000 for a normal mission, 2000 if someone is likely to get their head blown off
Is there a reliable site for 2077 lore other than fan wiki
the fandom wiki is the best you have unless you want to crack open rulebooks
rip
Me when I have to play video games.
Whats your video game shift today soldier
15 reps of darktide
Other than reading the rulebooks I suppose
There are uh, ways
So I guess 1000 eddies is about... 10 grand?
2000 USD
I already download my books online
2020
Ok.
So 2k for gold trauma team?
There was a video about this I think
2077
Doesnt sound bad, if surgery is free.
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I wish it was coins like pirate booty
I don't think you'll need the prem-y trauma team if you're not a big time criminal
the economy is kind of fucked in cyberpunk anyways
lol
prices flucuate wildly within the same year
because of Trade wars, actual wars
oh also sometimes a corp decides it wants to squeeze more cash out
classic 40k OC wank rule no.1
you cannot get a fucking gloriana-class battleship
Also love how its Emperor's Children yet looks like a clean af like its some non-chaos vessel, hate this garbage
anyways in the compatible Cyberpunk RED module for 2077 stuff
Traumateam prices are the same
so it can be assumed
prices don't inflate wildly out of control
between RED and 2077
Due to that mission kit
anyways funnily enough there's a perk as an Exec in Cyberpunk Red that has you crack your trauma team card to extend your card to all your "friends"
which is really fucking funny
I wish we had coins, we know there's a smaller denomination of it
but R. Talsorian and CDPR both have not shown us
At first impressions playing an exec sounds strong
It also means you’ll be spending a comically large amount of cash to keep up appearances
Ah not quite a Dark Heresy noble
you can't just eat where all your poor friends eat, you need a nice car, nice clothes
ect.
also
Fake or real
call it
Looks too real but looks expensive if so
I'll believe it
Looks lame
deffo real
What does 500 worlds mean?
there's so many 40k ai art and voice youtube channels I should take a magnet to the youtube servers
I think a cataclysmic event that wipes out the internet would be awesome
If it was like the apocalypse you could weed out reddit users and chatgpt users and hang them by their feet from a building and throw water balloons at their balls
Shy hitmen be like:
😭
Lol
peak
What happened in the last two days? I want to hate Ultramarine fans too.
Macraggots should be canon
There needs to be more interplanetary beef
What would be a good slur for Cadians?
so i just noticed that the studio making darkwood 2 made pathologic
so yeah this might be peak guys
exactly the right kind of weirdo game devs required for this game
Wait.. theres gonna be a Darkwood 2?
yeah announced today
check out the trailer
Holy shit
it's not made by the same devs
My workplace blocked youtube so I cant right now lmao
I never thought there'd be a sequel of that game so same for me lmao
when acid wizard studio announced they dissolved i lost hope too
they've been working on some soccer game for years
Huh, i havent heard of the soccer game they were working on, are they still? or is it also discontinued
it's hard to tell if they're still working on anything since they partially dissolved. it's a game about polish kids soccer lol
huh, what about the new devs thats making darkwood 2
actually kinda glad theres some people taking interest in like games like that
Has Sigmar done anything to ensure an apocalypse like the one that ended fantasy doesn't happen again?
Seems like he is doing a really awful job at that
Wasn't the major plot point of Skaventide launch that Sigmar lied about the skaven existing
No clue, I know very little about fantasy and AoS lore
How big of a personality change did horus have after he was corrupted by chaos?
I dont know for sure but the skaven seem to be raising absolute hell in the main realm of AoS partly due to Sigmar's dismissal of an active skaven threat
idk for sure AoS is hard to follow
You'd think after what happened in fantasy he'd do the exact opposite lol
the people who made pathologic which is a really weird game in a good way
Warhammer NEEDS its own version of the Holy Hand Grenade
vortex grenade
This is not negotiable
Oh its not gonna be done by Acid Wizards?
No wonder why I thought the dev name looked different
the trailer says they're involved but not the main dev team
Thanks I'm scared of it
Fair, I just thought their hiatus from game development was gonna be longer ngl
also acid wizard studios is still partially on hiatus afaik so idk who is still involved in the team
Oh okay okay
So they may be involved in some of the writing or art direction but otherwise not developing anything
prob only to get the tone right since it would be very important for a sequel
the fact that they're credited as helping at all gives me a lot of hope
and from the dev team that made pathologic we can expect a weird experience just like the first game
Fuck yeah
Mandalore was somehow involved as well
i need a german name ending with ard and i just realized abelard is a german name
think it was the publishing company he's a part of
oh damn
shit that's awesome

art style is definitely very different
and also
getting my detective hat out
this is a timeline of the aral sea. here you can see land that could pass as an isthmus
between 1987 and 1999
Thought this was little nightmares artwork
right so this stuff flashing fast on the trailer is from the first game
i recognize that shit immediately
second image is obtained during the merciful ending
when you find the military camp
first image i think is the player's diary
now for something pretty fun
if i remember correctly this is the message you get from wolfman if you let him live and he makes it to the swamp
which to me indicates the cannon ending is he fought the player in the sawmill
maybe wolfman survived
and that's all i got really
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This mini is insane wtf
that's age of sigmar for you
My friend keeps calling this model Mr Vermintide
Oh yeah that's the other AOS miniature that people love
good choice
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Ok what the fuck
oh yeah beast snaggas
They are old fashioned orcs that ride squigs to battle
usually from snake bites
That one is somewhat less old fashioned
Im more worried about the wheels
He has a fucking squigacycle
ehh orks don't care about that stuff
don't forget about the smaller CC version
They would ride a giant monster if it means they could use it to bash someone's head in
HOLY SHIT LMFAO
I'm surprised that there isn't a SoB with a howdah with Grots on in for AoS
Yeah they usually come in this group they are usually also accompanied by a nob and a smasha squig
Because gargants would find that insulting
Letting pip squeaks make howdahs behind you really
I think it depend on how it is introduced narratively, same thing as the Dragon rider stuff
A Gargant having a crew of Grots that he can drop insider a cavern so that they bring him stuff and all that
if it's a more tolerant one maybe but most of the time they are won't bother
And will just punt the grot for even suggesting it
to them size and strength is everything
How often had anyone seen Tyrannic war veterns in person?
Most people in the imperium never see a space marine, much less a specialized force of a single chapter
Rarely
Chapter veterans are rare in their own sense. Tyrannic war vets even more.
Every xeno in the galaxy always aiming for the big guy so usually why they get given terminator armour or a honour guard.
I see.
I'm just wondering if the rumours about Ultramarines getting more stuff is true.
It’s 40K.
Ultramarines will always be getting more stuff
True.
I wonder if anyone would be for or against GW making an Ultramar Codex, that covers the Ultramarines and their successors.
You mean the space marines codex
they did this and everyone hated it btw
they did it for all the founding chapters
Oh.
The God of War when he had to take a battle shock test because he got hit with a goblin
Was it just ultramarines stuff or did it cover successors like the Libators?
GW tried having build your own Chapter, only focusing on Founding Chapters, etc etc.
Basically it went back to "but then it wrecked competitive balance"
So nowadays we get a watered down variety, and you pretty much have to decide what ruleset you like
"rumor"
Rumours.
So they're getting a new Gulliman, new Tyrannic war veterans and Chaplin Cassus.

i mean we got tyranic war veterans
but those other two wouldnt happen for 100 years
But they're the ultramarines.
I do wonder how having two Gullimans would work?
Probably one set of rules but two sculpts
True, plus we've seen what a swarm of rats could do too on Vermintide 1 and 2.
Wouldn't be the 1st time we have 2 models sold of the same person in the same system
Not only should they have different rules they should be non-exclusive gulliman's secret twin reveal
The emperors biggest trick was hiding that he alpharius and omegon'ed every primarch and theres 36 of them out there
Roboutevil Guilliwoman, the Revenging Daughter
What is the usual rations for the Imperial Guard? I realize its not usually corpse starch, but something algae based?
That's the standard
Have there been any hints towards what the next character type will be added in darktide? What are they likely to be?
Space marine
We know the placeholder name from in the files is Broker, the one for arbites was Adamant
A squat maybe
Eldar
Eldar feels random as hell
Too bad
It's gonna be admech
Nuh uh
If not admech hiveganger(disappointment)
There’s an Aeldari fleet in the system
Friends or foes
Unknown at this point. It’s been mentioned in game a few times
Who would you want it to be?
Danny Elfman, Co-Founder of Oingo Boingo
Oh hey a picture leak that I am like 60% sure is true
I don’t send it but it looks like everyone is getting a boarding patrol type box
Mechanicus eldar
Thank ya
i hope there is a gsc one
Send it
It was from yesterday anyhow
It’s legit
If thsi is about 500 worlds then maybe the lore will actually mstyer
i was gonna say they reused hte same background from the combat patro l
What if one gulliman model is just his previous released one and this new rumoured one is something like a hologram of him shown on a computer.
they wouldn tdo 2 gullimans hes literally younger than the old calgar
Nah, have one as a unit and the other as terrain model/unit, like that Death guard thing.
lol
they would not replace gulliman with a new kit otherwise htey would do mortarion or magnus as well
yes
The worst part is that currently there is a severe controversy in HSR
Bow skin costs $300
Mem hat (seen here) costs $30
Both aren't even real
LMAO
I would buy the mem hat if it was an actual real hat
It is so perfectly stupid looking
Memmem
Too bad again
Company being stupid

Im still mad at Zaahens leaked design
the humanified my bird and not in a good way like other darkin
The other looks like a mutated radioactive cock with 3 balls
huh?
its both
No points, no quills.
but its bad so probably dont bring it
Zaahen the new champ this is his ascended form and his ingame form is not great hold on
HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA FUCK THE PLANET
MY SUPER BLACKSTONE SHIT!
EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA GO FOR JUST THE PYLONS I'M GONNA GO LOWER I'M AIMING FOR THE PLANET!
TAKE THAT CADIA!
- Abaddon
here's his in game form
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, dilf bird
WHAT HE FUCK SI THAT
THAT IS NTO A BIRD
What a downgrade
Why TF does he look Tzeentchian
apparently he's blue because (future comic spoilers) ||his body is a petricite statue but why not make it a BIRD statue riot||
Honestly if Tzeentch went with this, more people might sell their souls to him

Apparently it's a WIP
Is it meant to be Captain america ? Seeing the star thingy

According to the artist, just USA themed in general
Eh, same thing soon
Same thing anyways
BRUH
BRUH 2X
Okay its prett well drawn though I will say
The US theme is a bit cringe but it looks good
I mean if you can see the skull, blood, etc. It's partially ironic
Also the giant emblem literally made out of blood
Reminds me of that one Captain America art by the Chainsaw Man mangaka
Similar vibes
Yeah apparently the SM art was also commissioned by somebody
Anyways can't wait for them to proclaim that the T'au has STCs of mass destruction or something
And then invade it for promethium
"Those Eldars of the craftworld Pea'ce DEFINITELY were aiming to invade Holy Terra! They just happen to have a lot of Prometheum that we recovered for our war efforts!"
Ultramarines have gotten a decent amount of drops recently is all
The eldar don’t use promethium smh
They use some weird alternative for their flamers
(the promethium was actually from murdering their allies)
they stole this design from me fuck you riot
I would be fine with his body if he had the bird face
Again
Tzeentch would totally have more fans if his birdmen looked like this
tzeentch needs to stop mucking about with the horrors
Tzeentch might be the God of Schemes
But he doesn't know how to market his faction
Thank god I have that channel muted on god
You get buff half naked nerds instead
I keep it muted but cannot help checking in
Khorne has blood, muscles, and gore
Slaanesh has the sex appeal and torture
Nurgle has the family appeal and the "you can be as much of a lazy fuck as you want"
What does Tzeentch have?
"I have books
SNOREEEE
i am a simple girl, i only want two things, books and birds
"I can ruin your life in various different ways"
tzeentch, STEP THE FUCK UP
SO DOES EVERY CHAOS FACTION EVER
TZEENTCH DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY PART
VASHTORR HAS THAT
TZEENTCH IS A BUM
Would Tzeentch make me binge watch breaking bad?
GOD OF FRAUDS!
No, Slaanesh
What tv is Tzeentch going to make me watch
- Drugs
- Binge watching is excess
The big bang theory
I feel like Mythbusters would....
M Night Shyamalan films
The Truman Show (that one is pretty good)
Basically anything that is based off of a serious plot twist would be Tzeentch's alley
Even if it's dogshit
DEELTE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.
She is so me
i tried to keep up with the shit stream in general but it literally moves too fast, i can't
one should not look at general chat
whats goin on now
someone complained about female custodes
idk other than it's general chat
They should bring back slow mode in general
what's legends?
The lion does not concern himself with the opinions of general chat
The place where you have units that lose rules from codex iirc
huh
Characters that get killed off and can't be used in the latest tabletop anymore
Like the star wars extended universe
weird
They can be
They’re just not allowed to be used in comp play
Gotcha
If GW stops producing a mini instead of deleting the rules like they used to. They give them rules in a big pdf
And those rules allow you to keep using them
"abandon his home to larp as a space pirate"
...except that he was always a space pirate and had abandoned his home before the ynnari were even a thing
Still mad they never released a Ciaphas Cain model. He's an iconic enough character to warrant that
whoever made this meme should be shot

also Yarrick is gonna come back
legit got no idea why people believe hes dead lol
you dont even need leaks to know hes gonna get a mini upgrade at some point lmao
my uncle works at nintendo and he said yarrick died
That's not his skeleton in the image?
But he’d rather go back to it
It’s from an in universe munitorum report
So we dunno
Even if it's his skeleton that doesn't mean he's dead
that right doesn't look like any klaw to me
Anyways legends is way better
also no offense but
Then what GW uses to do
nobody dies in 40k lol
People complaining about it are fucking stupid
unless its in some book
and even then uh
Ferrus came back 3 times as a ghost
lmao
cain died, bless him
Are there trans ppl in 40k yet
Sanguinius
He's fucking dead
I want a non binary commisar
Yes
yeah he is
show
Ferrus died in the books too lol
I’m lazy to grab exceptes
and yet
They exist I swear
came back 3 times
lol
as a fucking ghost
lmao
AND EVEN TALKED TO SANGUINIUS
its goofy ass shit, nobody dies
Its just whoever gw thinks will make the most money for them
DEI woke ghosts i swear
It would be funny if a non binary commisar would slowly edge closer to their side arm every time they're misgendered
the ghost came back as a diversity hire?
I suppose a ghost is differently abled, in a lot of ways
Ferrus should come back as the legion of the damned primarch riding a motorcycle ghost rider style
misgendering a commissar is probably a first offense blamming kinda deal
Ferrus should come back as my fist destroying your pelvic region
Unless you're an ogryn
Kinky
He's gonna ended up in an ork dreadnought.
Theres a trans necron overlord in twice dead king
I forgot her name
And I’m lazy rn
the author also outright said its a trans thing since people were like "nah it isnt"
lmao
The wild thing is DEI isn't even that effective. It's benefitting primarily White Women. While it helps just A minority. It genuinely isn't this white man genocide shit being sold by the mass media.
wdym "isnt effective"
its literally nonsense
just hire people
I forgot what it was called specifically. I don't think it was affirmative action
I think they mean effective in what the chud think DEI is meant to do
I hate affirmative action for college applications but I’m biased

Because I’m East Asian
Big surprise
lol
lol
Wolf is a chud now guys rip 
Sue me smh
I’m still mad I didn’t get into the college I wanted with a 4.8 GPA
lol
Thats nuts
Okay mad is an exaggeration
well it's meant to even out the playing field and give more opportunities to minorities in potential of actually landing a job in an esteemed sector. Like federal aviation shit. Which the administration just ended. then planes started falling out of the sky
But I’m sure as shit annoyed people with a lower GPA have gotten in
Chuds do think like...eh you already know
dont feel like even repeating their mindset.
And yes I know that’s stupid
Alternative thought. They're going to make a female yarrick.
Chudhammer 40k
GPA isn’t everything
Blah blah blah
I get it
I can still be annoyed about it personally lol
Age of Wokemar
It's just Yarrick, but the warp turned him into a woman.
Woke sigmar fixes stormcasts gender dismorphia
NOW
Tzeentch loves that shit.
mpreg gulliman 🙏
DEI was just lip service but it did genuinely bring more talent
Truly a great lord to follow 🙏
On a utilitarian level. You want as many walks of life because they might have insight that I, the boss, etc. don't
also that old meme about leman russ coming back as holo from spice and wolf should be canonized
But yeah I don’t like affirmative action for college administrations
lol
Absolutely biased
Why Sigmar seems to be set on repeating the mistakes of fantasy confuses me tho
y doh if u dont mind me askin
I think academic performance should be the only thing that mattes
At the same time, merit is also
Very
Important
Yeah and my school district wasn’t an easy one
lol
performance stats are biased
This is a slightly complex situation.
So of course, people decided to nix it completely. Fuck you if you're poor
I think college board is a scam as well
We should go back to large rocks and cave paintings
And should be tossed in a pyre
Oh it 100% is
College board should die
"NoN-PrOfIt"
if you're from a poor family and you have to work your ass off while trying to get an education your performance is going to suffer
I CAN SEE THE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN "DONATIONS"
It’s just a memorization test
YOU FUCKING ASS
I’m aware
But like I said
My dislike of it is illogical
This is what DEI should do.
Help those that are destitute have a fair chance.
At the same time, merit is also important, and it's an important balancing act.
ur mom is illogical
It’s entirely due to me not getting into the college I really wanted to go to lol
Again, very complex situation
Yeah prolly


