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#40k-lore-chat
celest cedar
winged jacinth
Super unicum??
sour hornet
Basically for esports players and NEETs physically grafted to their gaming chair.
'Unicum' means "unique" or "singular" in Latin, or something to that effect.
prime seal
"so i played the hardest difficuty and as it turn out i got fucked in the ass"
many such cases
sour hornet
I wouldn't have died though 
celest cedar
arctic talon
LOCK THE FUCK IN SIGMAR
lament shoal
Was about to ask who the shorter guy is lol
sacred ginkgo
Was about to ask who the shorter guy is lol
Morally superior
outer wave
I like the detail that both have a face design of some sort on their kneepads (Sigmar uses skulls, while Empy is using a human face in anguish)
arctic talon
The Hero vs The Tyrant
outer wave
Its very cool
Actually Empy's right knee is just a bearded man, not a man in anguish
But I still like that interpretation
sacred ginkgo
I like how a random fuckass barbarian from middle of nowhere Germany is a better person than a being who had thousands of years to experience humanity
surreal nest
I like how a random fuckass barbarian from middle of nowhere Germany is a better...
theres your reason
hard to be a good person when you see yourself as more than human
celest cedar
I like the detail that both have a face design of some sort on their kneepads (S...
ooooh this is a really cool interpretation lol I like that
outer wave
Very cool dichotomy in this picture as a whole
celest cedar
Sigmar clears
surreal nest
is steam comedically slow download speed for anybody else rn
im 14 days for a 3 gb game
sacred ginkgo
Tuesday
sacred ginkgo
East coast is Tuesday 1 am
surreal nest
i have like 100 mb download speed i wanna rip my ears off
arctic talon
im 14 days for a 3 gb game
is this an update or a direct download
sacred ginkgo
Oh I have no idea I probably misread the question
surreal nest
is this an update or a direct download
direct
arctic talon
weird
surreal nest
im downloading dispatch
prime seal
physically sigmar takes it
daring creek
crystal forum
did they reply
opaque coyote
I like the detail that both have a face design of some sort on their kneepads (S...
Extra ironic given the skull iconography throughout the Imperium
Also that is 100% a man screaming
There is no way that is a beard
Although the other one is
lament shoal
They're the good guys right
Hell naw
People argue that they're technically not evil because they're behavior is just animalistic instinct
But the hivemind is really smart
Also genestealer cults
daring creek
But they're killing the imperium so that should be a good thing
Imperium bad alien good
lament shoal
They're good at killing everything
Literally everyone
They're the biggest threat to the galaxy rn
daring creek
Do they fight orks
daring creek
Oh thats rlly cool
lament shoal
Eldar, orks, humans, tau, etc. the nids are a threat to everyone
But yeah there's no way they aren't evil in some capacity because genestealer cults are a thing
daring creek
Well its der fault for letting a lil ayy lamo influence them minds like dat :p
lament shoal
There's no cure for it. Once you're infected only the sweet release of death can save you
daring creek
Do all Tyranid worshippers see the same imagery
the weird angels
I rather see them in their raw form
lament shoal
Genestealer cultists don't realize that they're mutants worshipping carnivorous space bugs yeah
daring creek
Thats cringe
lament shoal
The thing is, that's what makes them so hard to detect
sour hornet
They're the good guys right
Nah, bad guys but just the least interesting
lament shoal
The thing is, that's what makes them so hard to detect
The cult will always form amongst the poor working class, where mutations are common. Uneducated people who don't even know aliens exist see them and assume its just your average mutation. Plus the human cultists genuinely think they're worshipping a form of the emperor. People on the outside who don't know any better don't question it because it just looks like one of the many sects of the imperial cult
The imperium is surprisingly lenient in allowing people to choose how they worship the emperor, so people will see a genestealer cult and not think much of it because of this
daring creek
Poor working class? Ah so they must be communist aliens
no we're not talking about the tau if they're bought up I will personally tear your eyes out with my toes.
lament shoal
They manipulate the poor people and get them to rise up against their oppressors, while the cultists themselves don't realize the gravity of what they're doing until its too late
lament shoal
daring creek
Maybe chaos is the route
daring creek
And hoping its not a horrible one
Serious answer.
Be born a blank and die young
celest dome
And hoping its not a horrible one
daring creek
lament shoal
Lmfao
daring creek
Die. Have no after life. Very good times.
lament shoal
Be a blank, get recruited by the inquisition at a young age, and the ordo malleus uses you as fodder against a greater daemon of Nurgle named "Poopenfarten Pusboil"
sour hornet
^ lore accurate nurgle name
surreal nest
But yeah there's no way they aren't evil in some capacity because genestealer cu...
I wouldn't personally consider the whole genestealer cult thing evil because it's functionally just a parasite. But I've read that the hivemind can just fully be malicious in its actions if it chooses to be. And some select lictors. But I don't know if that's real lore
But that's just a whole back and forth thing on whether or not we also consider the last of us fungus to be evil as well
I think basically tyranid grunts not evil tyranid hivemind very evil. Like a pack of dogs with a cruel master
misty vector
yeah there has to be some intelligence with the more advanced tyranids that are fully aware how many people they are killing for themselves
sour hornet
Genestealers are best known as fodder enemies for SM to kill in large numbers
sacred bluff
It making fun of all the men who can't fathom femstartes/femstodes
sour hornet
I got orders back to Oshaune. Sounds familiar.
sacred bluff
rose thorn
probably 40k
rocky gale
Dalek
rose thorn
also battlefleet gothic being shot outback refrence lmao
shadow plover
storm jungle
probably 40k
rose thorn
LMAO
shadow plover
Would be pretty bad taste to shoot a coffin
rocky gale
fervent pecan
I got orders back to Oshaune. Sounds familiar.
Maybe it might be telling us something
rocky gale
Yes, it's telling us aeronautica imperialis is returning
rose thorn
is anyone else annoyed about the Golden Demon's 40k unit or killteam rules being inconsistent
like this is not a unit or a killteam lmao
this is a unit of swooping hawks and their hero
i get its like, killteam 1.0 killteams
rocky gale
The same is true of the AoS squad section
rose thorn
you can run all of those in warcry tho
rocky gale
Really?
rose thorn
yeah
rocky gale
Even the ones that are like a mix of underworlds AoS and Warcy models?
rose thorn
i guess hte unit catagory allows attache heroes but then some of the 40k units are utterly nonsenical lmao
shadow plover
GD unit/killteam or whatever group entry does not take game rules into account
it's 3 or more models and no vehicles / monsters
rose thorn
fairrrrr i just see alot of the first place winners are a non existant unit while 2nd and third usually are
shadow plover
that has no merit on the results really
rose thorn
yeahhh i just wnana complain i guess
shadow plover
Martin's Wolves were really immaculately painted and very much deserved, stood out quite much above the rest there
proven needle
like this is not a unit or a killteam lmao
The winning entry did make me suspect they mostly won because they chose the recently released Space Wolves.
rose thorn
yeah, just looking at previous winners are pretty similar
rose thorn
The winning entry did make me suspect they mostly won because they chose the rec...
nah
if that was true the deathwatch killteam would have won
gold silver and bronze were all new stuff
proven needle
I mean, it's excellent craftship, but kinda boring. Then again, I just don't like the SW color scheme 😆
rose thorn
GD unit/killteam or whatever group entry does not take game rules into account
maybe thye can renamae it to strike team or something, it just might be misleading
the SW won definetly on meret of expression of the painter's skill and technique, it is horrifyingly good
shadow plover
this guy's face is lifelike up close
shadow plover
maybe thye can renamae it to strike team or something, it just might be misleadi...
I don't really think that is needed to be fair
rose thorn
is like slightly confsuing since you dont have to bring an actual unit or killteam, i doubt anyone whos actually entering the condition isnt reading the rules and knows its not literal units or killteams
shadow plover
I'm sure anyone entering does know that
prime seal
exterminate exterminate
all caps when you say the daleks favourite word
rose thorn
I'm sure anyone entering does know that
yee, i meant that i said it in the most unledgble way possible whoops
rose thorn
im excited for bloodbowl, i hope my lgs picks it up
if nto then ill wait til i go to my master's
lofty mason
Can any Primarch fly naturally like a super hero?
shadow plover
without wings? no
rocky gale
Sanguinius
storm jungle
questions like this make me lose faith in everything man
primarchs really are just superheroes lmao
celest dome
And that is could be easily looked up too 
storm jungle
spring cairn
this segmentum needs a hero!
celest dome
The Primarchs are not the heroes we (The writers) need, but the heroes we (the sales team) need
storm jungle
LOL
queen laurel
The Primarchs are not the heroes we need, but the heroes we need.
"The Primarchs are not the heroes we need, but the heroes we need to generate a huge pile of cash" 
rose thorn
The Primarchs are not the heroes we (The writers) need, but the heroes we (the s...
LMAO
lofty mason
horus heresy is a superhero soap opera
Big war with big men.
outer wave
They should just make a primarch thing for every race
shadow plover
there kinda are
outer wave
Votaan Primarch
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/sad-sorry-im-sorry-stitch-apologetic-gif-1129748845771823...
Didnt mean with you dont worry
storm jungle
UMGAK
raven stone
celest dome
Primgrots
outer wave
Primgaunt
queen laurel
Primenecron
outer wave
PriTechMagus
storm jungle
Prim'tau
outer wave
PrimCommissar
queen laurel
primchaosgod
paper haven
Primperor
outer wave
They start a 40k end times event to make way for Age of Primus
celest dome
Primprim
celest dome
Primgryn
queen laurel
primdor draigo
humble shoal
primdor draigo
And his brother Kaldor Primo (he makes pizza)
vagrant fox
near wasp
stiff walrus
So I just realized something I find rather hilarious. The Primaris squad doctrines are "everyone has the same special weapon, heavy weapon, or bolt rifle" because Guilliman was using Horus Heresy era Legion battle doctrine, right?
Then why are the current 30k model kits using the 1 heavy, 1 special, 1 sergeant, and 7 tacticals? Did GW forget that the new lore has old Legion doctrine massing similar weapon types? xD
celest dome
The Guilliman reasoning as in what separate the Legions and stuff ?
That happened after the HH no ?
storm jungle
So I just realized something I find rather hilarious. The Primaris squad doctrin...
Just dont think about it
(it makes no sense)
stiff walrus
The Guilliman reasoning as in what separate the Legions and stuff ?
I mean like a Hellblaster squad being an entire squad of hellblasters, or a Intercessor squad having nothing but bolt rifles, as compared to the 40k standard before he was revived being a tactical squad with 7 tactical marines, a special weapon, a heavy weapon, and a sergeant, or a devestator squad being 4 heavies, a sergeant, and five tacticals.
storm jungle
Okay
I didn’t know DAOT humans had stuff like this.
pro tip for the future DAOT humans basically can have any crazy tech the writers usually want em to have.
Its suppose to be a kitchen sink past-setting they can use to make up any mcguffin for story/plotpoints etc
its pretty convinient as much as its funny, like that one gun 30k Dark Angels use that literally erases someone from reality and everyones memory lol
proven needle
I want to put some red space marines as decoration on my tyranids' bases. What chapter would be fun to dump on besides the obvious Blood Angels?
storm jungle
Blood Angels is prob the best bet due to the Devastation of Baal connection imo
they are also more memorable for a base decor
proven needle
Fair points
near wasp
blood ravens
proven needle
Or maybe I should reconsider so that blood will stand out more 😛
proven needle
Good 'ol blueberries?
near wasp
blood will show up better and its a pretty easy paint to justify in lore
blue berries is a good choice
easy to paint and macragge fought plenty of nids
stiff walrus
"You failed on Macragge, and you will fail here!"
proven needle
Said the hive mind to Titus 😆
daring creek
rose thorn
Blood Angels is prob the best bet due to the Devastation of Baal connection imo
hey why the hell are blood angels non codex complaint anyway?
they got a medical condition so their apothicaries need ot hae O- blood instead of AB+
storm jungle
hey why the hell are blood angels non codex complaint anyway?
They arent that non-compliant really
its mostly minor deviations
rose thorn
thanks gw
vagrant fox
having this constantly in my feed would stress me the shit out
storm jungle
bro is NOT getting rescued by Trauma Team
vagrant fox
being a corpo sucks ass man
paper haven
Better pay your insurance on time
sacred ginkgo
Why is fyre back
queen laurel
Wait someone who had gotten banned not so long ago ?
i think that's the zealot guy i
celest dome
queen laurel
Apparently his appeal went through
they let that guy back in?
sacred bluff
celest dome
they let that guy back in?
I didn't post that screenshot
young pecan
did they reply
Not yet at least
fervent pecan
Which primachs are alive? Or just missing because I know like half of them died during the Horus
arctic talon
Which primachs are alive? Or just missing because I know like half of them died ...
Alive Chaos/Traitor: Omegon, Lorgar, mortarion. Perturabo, fulgrim, angron
languid meadow
I forgot stupid alpharius
languid meadow
arctic talon
Everyone else is either missing or alive
languid meadow
You forgot Ferrus
hallow saddle
missing out the Ferrus in the dead category smhj
young pecan
Isn't there a Khan guy riding horses somewhere
arctic talon
I forgor
Khan is missing
Dorn if you count the original lore from 2e
is dead as fuck
fervent pecan
Did the salmander primarch die like 2 times
arctic talon
but that got retcon'd
storm jungle
Did the salmander primarch die like 2 times
Yeah, he respawns
languid meadow
he's a perpetual plus no body no death
young pecan
arctic talon
Anyways Dorn may or may not be dead
storm jungle
Magnus kills him like 20 times during their fight in the webway lmao
young pecan
khan rn
storm jungle
Anyways Dorn may or may not be dead
hes not dead
hallow saddle
Khan, Russ are both alive in the webway? Corax is alive in the Eye of Terror/the warp
storm jungle
$$$$
hallow saddle
im sure that given time a few of those confirmed dead ones will be alive
dorn for sure
storm jungle
im sure that given time a few of those confirmed dead ones will be alive
^
Theres no dying in 40k
fervent pecan
Okay so basically it’s very confusing question thank you though
hallow saddle
im actually bullish on Dorn coming back cause it'd be cool having him defend terra in 40k 
hallow saddle
guilliman can govern, dorn can defend
arctic talon
because he's fucking dead
languid meadow
Alpharius, Horus, and Sangy are the only 3 I bet not coming back in any capacity since Omegon just does the same thing as Alpharius, Horus was obliterated, and Sangys death is kind of just cemented into modern BA lore.
hallow saddle
lion goes and kills monsters
storm jungle
I'm 100% sur
the leaks say its Perturabo due to the Vashtorr connection and that Russ will be next edition apparently due to the new space wolf minis being "too fresh"
arctic talon
the leaks say its Perturabo due to the Vashtorr connection and that Russ will be...
Not surprised
Also
Loyalist primarchs are on a 5 year cycle
So it would be too soon for Russ
storm jungle
Yeah id usually say no but the corporate decision of tying him to Vashtorr makes me think otherwise
storm jungle
which is very funny lol
hallow saddle
im not so sure theres such a solid quota for loyalists returning
storm jungle
im not so sure theres such a solid quota for loyalists returning
There very much is
hallow saddle
eg. 5 years
storm jungle
loyalists make more money
hallow saddle
right?
storm jungle
and at this point 40k is a slop superhero universe
hallow saddle
more like whenever they can make it work
languid meadow
well lion came out 6 years after Gman so
hallow saddle
yeah its unavoidable with how much money they make haha
storm jungle
theres nothing really to "make work", you just make some big narrative event and pop them in
like how Lion just appeared out of thin air
because he was farting in that glass tank
hallow saddle
yer true
daring creek
I knew space marines were funko pops
arctic talon
thank fuck
rocky gale
Perturabo?
arctic talon
GW does not make shit around primarchs for most major campaigns
the one saving grace
lol
rocky gale
daring creek
arctic talon
I only have to deal with primarch centric shit one time a edition
daring creek
I always fucking knew
rocky gale
Perturabo is coming?
storm jungle
Its a rumor leak
arctic talon
apparently
languid meadow
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arctic talon
according to leaks
languid meadow
Fuck oops
hallow saddle
thats the rumour
storm jungle
apparently with GW considering tying him to Vashtorr
arctic talon
Not surprising
storm jungle
which makes it more believable
storm jungle
yep
rocky gale
Give me Perturabo
storm jungle
yeah also Iron Warrior upgrade sprues apparently?
arctic talon
Anyways put him in AoS
languid meadow
Forge of souls is cool in any setting
arctic talon
it'll be funny
hallow saddle
i want to ssee the 40k perturabo model very much tbh
arctic talon
We know there's a shrouded figure running the forge of souls still
languid meadow
Vashtorr just makes the forge even cooler
arctic talon
in AoS
hallow saddle
hes gonna be sick
arctic talon
yeah also Iron Warrior upgrade sprues apparently?
honestly upgrade sprues are like
really easy
to make
the issue more so is cost of the mould
LOL
daring creek
how many gw books are actually for the lore and not for the money
arctic talon
how many gw books are actually for the lore and not for the money
define for the lore and not for the money
lol
you're gona need to be more clear
daring creek
More lore and not slop
languid meadow
now if they that will it make certain iron warrior fans mad
arctic talon
Rulebook lore is generally not slop
daring creek
Something thats not cain
hallow saddle
yeah more like codexes for the lore
rocky gale
Give me Perturabo and the plastic Iron circle domatars
arctic talon
but Rulebook lore is also dry
hallow saddle
and white dwarf articles etc
storm jungle
how many gw books are actually for the lore and not for the money
Tons. The novels/rulebooks made for money arent that many, and novels dont as much cash as people like to think, Black Library's entire job is to convince people to go and buy tabletop models through commercial indoctrination, same with warhammer videogames.
its a long term investment
rocky gale
A squad of these and Perturabo would be based
languid meadow
I assume this was posted here earlier but ere
storm jungle
A squad of these and Perturabo would be based
Sex robot.
arctic talon
they make a majority of their cash from miniature sales
storm jungle
Yeah its to bring people in
arctic talon
and its not even fucking close
arctic talon
I assume this was posted here earlier but ere
Looks AoS or old world aside from the little handle bit
Which then makes me think 40k
rocky gale
Also while we're at it, give us Sota-Nul
arctic talon
We're not getting dark mech until 11e
also Sota-Nul is dead in 40k
her acolytes live on but she's dead
storm jungle
like
theres a reason
the Night Lords set made THE highest amount of cash amidst any other KT set, because people love the Night Lords trilogy lol
dark moon
Also while we're at it, give us Sota-Nul
Sorta-Nul was such a great side character in Slaves to Darkness.
rocky gale
her acolytes live on but she's dead
They're actively trying to revive her
sacred bluff
the leaks say its Perturabo due to the Vashtorr connection and that Russ will be...
so we getting daemon prince perturabo 🥺
dark moon
but I think if we get dark mechanicum we're likely to get Hal first
It’s bleak. 
languid meadow
the Night Lords set made THE highest amount of cash amidst any other KT set, bec...
you're telling me good stories sell minis? shit someone tell eldar writers
arctic talon
people are dreaming too big for the end of edition stuff
imo
at least in my eyes lol
rocky gale
I'm still annoyed that Vashtorr wasn't Sota-Nul
arctic talon
why
languid meadow
salamanders despite not getting great stories will still sell well because spesh marine
arctic talon
Vashtorr is completely unrelated
sacred bluff
also Sota-Nul is dead in 40k
she was in siege right
sacred bluff
was she chaos
arctic talon
yeah
sacred bluff
arctic talon
She's one of Hal's core disciples™
rocky gale
In the first teaser for Vashtorr it was a jumbled womans voice speaking and I was convinced it was Sota-Nul
arctic talon
oh that teaser
rocky gale
Yea
sacred bluff
i wonder if i read about her in mechanicum
dark moon
i wonder if i read about her in mechanicum
I don’t remember her being in Mechanicum.
rocky gale
I like his lore but I'm not a fan of the model
arctic talon
his model looks way worse then his art
its because of the vox grill
one moment
The vox grill is way flatter and less spiky on his mini
languid meadow
arctic talon
yeah that
its a very easy fix to make
but it makes him look less intimidating at a glance
languid meadow
I think his left hand looks better on the model however
Oh shit that's what he reminds me of hold on
opaque coyote
I cannot take vox mouths seriously anymore
Because I keep getting reminded of soyjacks
rocky gale
Yea he just looks too goofy for me
rocky gale
The head is the main issue and I really don't like the hammer
hallow saddle
and also on the datasheet, the hammer is called "Vashtorr's Hammer"
come on!!!!!!!
opaque coyote
The head is the main issue and I really don't like the hammer
Needs to be bigger
languid meadow
He reminds me of the Strogg technician
hallow saddle
call it fuckin something lol
rocky gale
Yea it's very much "ugh he's a forge guy what do we do uhhhh give him a hammer"
hallow saddle
it is hilarious, haha
opaque coyote
Yea it's very much "ugh he's a forge guy what do we do uhhhh give him a hammer"
I mean I like hammers
Issue is that it seems too small compared to the size
rocky gale
It's lame and I don't feel like it fits the aesthetic of the rest of the model
dark moon
and also on the datasheet, the hammer is called "Vashtorr's Hammer"
“This is my hammer, there are many like it, but this one is mine.” — Vashtorr probably.
hallow saddle
it just stands out ridiculously when everyone else's wep has a name
so you're doing a round on the tabletop
opaque coyote
The fact the hammer has no name adds to his character
"Only nerds name their weapons."
- Vashtorr
hallow saddle
and you get to "oh...vashtorr's hammer"
hallow saddle
haha, nice
opaque coyote
and you get to "oh...vashtorr's hammer"
I mean I actually like that detail
Vashtorr prefers negotiation or building.
Ofc he wouldn't be the type to name it. He is literally the god of techies
opaque coyote
we also have "kharns plasma pistol"
As for Kharn, doesn't he literally replace it
arctic talon
No
he's gone through at least 2
one in the heresy and then the current one
there is a joke that its a new one everytime
but there's no evidence he discards them
opaque coyote
Ah honestly I thought that it just breaks everytime
opaque coyote
I mean Kharn takes care of his equipment
Makes sense, I just expect that he loses his plasma pistol often during his rages
Like he still takes care of it, but he often just loses it
Like me with everything
I LOVE ADHD
sacred bluff
yea, real FAKE
rose thorn
is the soyjack posting about him over? can we talk about how hes kinda not that great designed lmao
he looks like a kitbash lmao
rocky gale
Yea, I talked about it a bunch in another server but like almost every part of his model looks great if you isolate it and look at it on it's own, but imo when you combine them all together it just clashes in a way that doesn't work
rocky gale
That too
rose thorn
give this mf more proteins
lament shoal
rose thorn
hate this so much lmoa
opaque coyote
Different DnD race traffic
rose thorn
you know how people say you should get a mental screening at walmart before you are allow you to buy podcast equipment
we need htat for 40k
opaque coyote
Why is the Skull on the Soyjack Eater's armor looking at me like it has its non-existent eyebrow raised
sacred bluff
i can't believe i just watched an endymion video. please god don't let this affect my algorithm
once he said "female custodes were never ONCE mentioned until recently" i knew what i was in for 🙄
"i'm not exactly a warhammer lore expert myself"
so we can just disregard
storm jungle
Lmao yeah after a point its just important to tune these people out imo
its always the same thing over something thats basically a non-issue
surreal nest
once he said "female custodes were never ONCE mentioned until recently" i knew w...
Local man discovers that constantly expanding and changing sci fi universes might sometimes expand and or change
surreal nest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr1NaOJjBJk
Darkwood 2 is insane
oh im ngl i do not like how it looks
crystal forum
last news about the studio was that they had partially dissolved lol this is wild
languid meadow
the one game I didn't expect to get a sequel
surreal nest
I wish they just stuck with their old art style it's so good
surreal nest
it's a different dev studio
yeah its gonna suck
languid meadow
acid wizard is working on it with them it seems
surreal nest
Game is gonna be great
languid meadow
since the trailer says "in association" so like they're not the only people
crystal forum
darkwood is a very polish game
lament shoal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr1NaOJjBJk
NO FUCKING WAY
surreal nest
I also dont like how you look
storm jungle
LMFAO
crystal forum
my hopes are a little lowered but we'll see
lament shoal
The switch up
crystal forum
also this one takes places in the aral sea lol
languid meadow
the aral lake now
crystal forum
i wonder where they'll go with the story
sacred bluff
oh im ngl i do not like how it looks
i'll miss the pixel art, but i will still play
languid meadow
crystal forum
the lore of darkwood always intrigued me for how little we were given
storm jungle
Lore? I thought it was just Poland
languid meadow
I mean I think we'll figure it out but why tf is there a massive forest in the aral sea now, another space goo monster I assume.
lament shoal
Average serbian camping trip
crystal forum
i was one of the main contributors to the darkwood wiki back in 2017 😎
languid meadow
nerd
crystal forum
still in highschool
surreal nest
I mean I think we'll figure it out but why tf is there a massive forest in the a...
I think the darkwood was expanding right?
So if its all the way over here now
crystal forum
you do end up killing the alien thing in the secret ending
languid meadow
10 years after the "accident"
lament shoal
I think the darkwood was expanding right?
It was but it was also revealed at the end that everyone was being controlled by a weird entity that had them in an artificial dream
lament shoal
I beat his ass to death with a table leg
crystal forum
surreal nest
It was but it was also revealed at the end that everyone was being controlled by...
The darkwood was real im pretty sure
crystal forum
the forest was real yeah
languid meadow
it was it's just if you try to leave you'll end up in the heart of it in a dream
crystal forum
it's just that people were drawn to the center of the woods
languid meadow
that toooo
crystal forum
where the alien thing is
rose thorn
new minecraft update
crystal forum
SHUT
rose thorn
2 new mobs!!
languid meadow
more golem slaves?
rose thorn
zombie camel and desert skeleton
crystal forum
genuine question why do minecraft players care about new stuff that you could get in a minor mod
rose thorn
the zombie camel has a desert zombie and the skeleton on it
rose thorn
genuine question why do minecraft players care about new stuff that you could ge...
because i dont liek mods
crystal forum
why
rose thorn
why update anything if you can just get mods mf
lament shoal
genuine question why do minecraft players care about new stuff that you could ge...
Having a giant ass mod list can be a pain
rose thorn
becuase i dont jive with mods
crystal forum
bruh
lament shoal
I remember when I was a stupid little third grader and I accidentally installed malware on the family computer when trying to download a Minecraft mod
Good times
rose thorn
I remember when I was a stupid little third grader and I accidentally installed ...
lmao
arctic talon
genuine question why do minecraft players care about new stuff that you could ge...
Vanilla has its own vibe is why
Tbh
Limitations
crystal forum
yeah and vanilla hasn't improved for like 8 years
arctic talon
I prefer mods tho
lament shoal
I play vanilla but with texture packs for some stuff, its very nice
crystal forum
it's just dumb shit like pandas and copper
lament shoal
I got one that changes the music disks into cassette tapes
rose thorn
yeah and vanilla hasn't improved for like 8 years
it got liek 3o f the biggest updates since pillage adn village back to back
opaque coyote
new minecraft update
The spear is actually a neat weapon
arctic talon
Hell it’s not even boring
opaque coyote
I like lunging
languid meadow
vanilla could've improved massively but the community would rather have fucking DOG ARMOUR instead of an item that would change something that hasn't been changed since the BETA
rose thorn
it's just dumb shit like pandas and copper
mfs when a mod adds pandas and copper: "woahh so cool!!!!! iw ish main minecraft wuld ad this"
mfs whne pandas and copper is vanilla:
"ew thats so stupid why woudl they do this"
crystal forum
Look people like vanilla sometimes Jay lol
yeah and i'll play the same minecraft for ages because it's a limitless sandbox. the addition of copper doesn't add anything to my experience
opaque coyote
vanilla could've improved massively but the community would rather have fucking ...
Although I am in love with bashing the community. This is also partially due to the fact that Mojang is just
Slow
rose thorn
i betyou still play mc 1.12
arctic talon
yeah and i'll play the same minecraft for ages because it's a limitless sandbox....
It adds something to some people’s experience
lol
opaque coyote
And also has a different design philosophy compared to 1.8 (release but not the 1.1)
rose thorn
vanilla could've improved massively but the community would rather have fucking ...
...? they, were improved-
they got new textures, new personality types-
languid meadow
Although I am in love with bashing the community. This is also partially due to ...
while 100% it's still wild to me that mfs would rather get dog armour over the crab claw
languid meadow
IM MAD
rose thorn
oh lol
opaque coyote
while 100% it's still wild to me that mfs would rather get dog armour over the c...
Tbf they shouldn't put shit to a vote. It's stupid.
arctic talon
Obviously
languid meadow
Real asf all of that shit should've been added
arctic talon
They added the copper golem at least
languid meadow
that's why they stopped the mob vote because it was stupid
arctic talon
lol
crystal forum
genuine question how tf did the sleep demons win the competition
arctic talon
Cool sorting stuff
arctic talon
genuine question how tf did the sleep demons win the competition
They sounded cool on paper
rose thorn
i hope moobloom is added soon
arctic talon
Next question
celest dome
I remember someone describing the update cycle of minecraft being 3 teams:
- 1 team that think they're making an educative game about the world
- 1 team that want to engineering stuff
- 1 team that want to do speed running stuff
rose thorn
iits in the MC lego set
crystal forum
They sounded cool on paper
the other mobs sounded cooler
opaque coyote
They added the copper golem at least
But in general, I think the new update is fun. I do generally think modern MC has problems.
Like seriously who cares about modern animal abuses IN MINECRAFT. Let me get stuff from murdering animals.
lament shoal
Some pics of my house in my current survival world
queen laurel
They added the copper golem at least
honestly they should've just slowly added things in instead of making a popularity contest because that always goes wrong
arctic talon
the other mobs sounded cooler
Think of the lowest common denominator Jay
rose thorn
Some pics of my house in my current survival world
OOOO ice!
i nede to keepl playing on my forever world tbh
crystal forum
Think of the lowest common denominator Jay
i would have actually enjoyed the deep sea mob
arctic talon
Every day we grow closer to Greg
languid meadow
my sotf sense started tingling at the name greg
queen laurel
Cooper golem and the auto crafting table are both automation stuff
Wolf do you know the complexities of Redstone
arctic talon
Yes
languid meadow
best food in the game
queen laurel
Yeah I ******* knew it
queen laurel
of course you would be a redstone GUY
arctic talon
The fuck did you expect
rose thorn
swear to god mc is the only community that gets mad when they add content lmao
opaque coyote
But in general, I think the new update is fun. I do generally think modern MC ha...
Like the Creeper and Pig Saddle things wouldn't be added if it was modern Mojang in charge.
But they can't remove them (unlike taming ocelots) because they're too entrenched
queen laurel
swear to god mc is the only community that gets mad when they add content lmao
can you make a computer in minecraft
Wrong person
rose thorn
lool
queen laurel
wolf can you make a computer in minecraft
rose thorn
Like the Creeper and Pig Saddle things wouldn't be added if it was modern Mojang...
i hope they change the creeper soon, i play mob griefing off lol
arctic talon
For something that’s not useful
opaque coyote
wolf can you make a computer in minecraft
Yes, you can make a computer that plays Minecraft
queen laurel
Yeah but why would I
Good enough
rose thorn
the creeper also looks like ass
arctic talon
Making a computer in Minecraft is hundreds of hours of work time
opaque coyote
i hope they change the creeper soon, i play mob griefing off lol
I think there needs to be more mobs that grief by default.
arctic talon
If I’m not copying something
languid meadow
Like the Creeper and Pig Saddle things wouldn't be added if it was modern Mojang...
they literally said they wouldn't add the creeper in the modern day but the keep it because it's iconic
arctic talon
And they added it
languid meadow
FUCk
rose thorn
fr
languid meadow
my brain fucking glossed over the first part
opaque coyote
they literally said they wouldn't add the creeper in the modern day but the keep...
I actually like the creeper. It's unique. I want more mobs that destroy shit
languid meadow
deadlock has fried me
languid meadow
I like the creeper
arctic talon
The creeper is neat
queen laurel
Imagine how people would complain
many people have said it if the creeper hasn't been in this game for awhile people are gonna hate it
crystal forum
rose thorn
i wish the creeper at least got a texgture change
opaque coyote
“Ew it blows up your buildings and world”
Genuinely people forget that you can turn on and off settings.
Like generally I turn on Keep Inventory
rose thorn
itl ookslike utter assss
opaque coyote
Genuinely people forget that you can turn on and off settings.
Like generally I...
Like I think that's the best part of modern MC
languid meadow
opaque coyote
The ability to change things like keep inventory, mob griefing, etc.
arctic talon
I don’t like the other texture’s either lol
opaque coyote
...
Honestly that somehow looks worse
arctic talon
Not spotted enough
opaque coyote
How does it look worse
arctic talon
It needs the weird texture
queen laurel
I wish they’d make it prettier
you wish they look more like this?
rose thorn
i usually dont use texturepacks but i might get a texturepack to change the creeper
arctic talon
you wish they look more like this?
Some more spots but yeah
languid meadow
they really want it to be mono coloured
arctic talon
Needs to be splotchier imo
opaque coyote
they really want it to be mono coloured
I don't like mono colored creeper
Cause like
arctic talon
Tbf it’s meant to look like grass and leaves
opaque coyote
I always thought that it's camouflage
opaque coyote
Tbf it’s meant to look like grass and leaves
Yeah
Like hiding in foilage
To surprise attack
The official MC mob books also state that every time it explodes, it also spreads spores around. That's how it reproduces
rose thorn
if it did that instead of damaging blocks that woudl be cool
crystal forum
they really want it to be mono coloured
why do people never talk about how uncanny valley the movie is
opaque coyote
Creepers are the ancestors to Orks.
MINECRAFT WAS A PREQUEL TO MINECRAFT ALL THIS TIME
opaque coyote
why do people never talk about how uncanny valley the movie is
Oh they definitely have. We just kinda got tired cause like
opaque coyote
mew qipte pf a;; to,e
"mew qipte pf a;; to,e"
- Mag the Maggie
storm jungle
why do people never talk about how uncanny valley the movie is
Because its really not uncanny
the humans are human
everything else is just a CGI npc
lol
rose thorn
"mew qipte pf a;; to,e"
- Mag the Maggie
thank you
the new mc update seems ot be a major combat update, i really like the rpg elemnts of the game so im glad they aer doing that
queen laurel
Creepers are the ancestors to Orks.
MINECRAFT WAS A PREQUEL TO MINECRAFT ALL TH...
Garth Ennis room
opaque coyote
if it did that instead of damaging blocks that woudl be cool
I mean they gave you the option to turn off mob griefing
rose thorn
i really really liek the new nerf
storm jungle
Uncanny is when something is attempting to be human but fails, which none of the mobs in the movie are really trying to be
rose thorn
I mean they gave you the option to turn off mob griefing
yeah but i have to use a command
opaque coyote
yeah but i have to use a command
Literally just do that every time you create a world stupid
languid meadow
idk jack black is pretty uncanny
opaque coyote
There's options
rose thorn
fair but still
languid meadow
Actually the zombies are a bit uncanny
queen laurel
Uncanny is when *something* is attempting to be human but fails, which none of t...
Trying to blend real life settings to that of Minecraft cartoony ass art style is definitely a choice
opaque coyote
Trying to blend real life settings to that of Minecraft cartoony ass art style i...
Again
MC Trailer art style should've been what the movie looked like
But whatever
queen laurel
Also what is it with people turning the nether into a anarchist state that wants to burn down everything
queen laurel
Because it's
ehh good enough
opaque coyote
Also the Happy and normal Ghasts have ub
Implications
That the Ghasts are actually native to the overworld, they just went extinct there. And the remnants are in the nether.
Constantly in pain due to being in an environment that doesn't suit them
So the reason why they're constantly crying is due to them literally having their body constantly stretched like a torture rack
And it's implied that the builders (aka the source of every MC theory ever) ported them there to ride around in the first place.
And that's also why they attack you on sight. It's basically them blaming the entirety of the player's kind for leaving them trapped in hell.
celest dome
And it's implied that the builders (aka the source of every MC theory ever) port...
Well that would be fair I guess
opaque coyote
Well that would be fair I guess
It's also why the achievement for transporting a normal ghast into the overworld is called "Uneasy alliance".
You're basically giving them one last look at their native habitat before putting them out of their misery
Euthanization at this point
queen laurel
It's also why the achievement for transporting a normal ghast into the overworld...
People be going ghast just need a happy place and then be turning them into trains
opaque coyote
People be going ghast just need a happy place and then be turning them into trai...
Tbf they actually do enjoy carrying you around and shit.
They just
Hate being stuck in hell
lament shoal
If they didn't like it why are they smiling so much?
queen laurel
at least let them fly around
opaque coyote
https://youtube.com/shorts/g8TZh4-aRU0?si=D82QddByOa9iTTa9 look at this
LET'S RECREATE THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
queen laurel
**LET'S RECREATE THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION**
You have a minecart why strap a innocent creature to it
opaque coyote
at least let them fly around
Also the fact that they eat snowballs to grow which is cold water.
Basically proves that they're not natural to the nether.
humble shoal
You have a minecart why strap a innocent creature to it
Slavery
celest dome
You have a minecart why strap a innocent creature to it
The industrial revolution worked on the blood of childrens, so no, the innocent creature is part of the process
opaque coyote
Slavery
Just like my villager trading hall
They will never escape
Sorry but I really need that mending book
I do think the Mace and Spear are cool.
Trident still needs work though
humble shoal
I love the trident
languid meadow
celest dome
I do think the Mace and Spear are cool.
Trident still needs work though
Mace ?
queen laurel
The industrial revolution worked on the blood of childrens, so no, the innocent ...
-Bagmakar daemonsmith in MUSPELZHARR
celest dome
They added maces ?
lament shoal
I just build a protective wall around villages so they don't get eaten
opaque coyote
Because unlike the Mace which can cause extreme damage in the right circumstances.
And the spear which allows for good mobility.
The trident is even more niche and also extremely hard to repair
lament shoal
They can still freely roam inside
opaque coyote
They added maces ?
A mace yeah.
Basically it's heavy. But you if you use gravity to your advantage, you do massive damage
Basically the market gardener from TF2
storm jungle
I just build a protective wall around villages so they don't get eaten
I love doign shit like that
opaque coyote
For lack of a better comparison
storm jungle
prob one of the most fun parts of MC lol
opaque coyote
Which is fun I admit
opaque coyote
prob one of the most fun parts of MC lol
BUILDING??
IN THE BUILDING AND MINING GAME???
celest dome
Mojang might be more based than I had previously thought
opaque coyote
yes
I think the Mace and Spear are cool.
I really wish the trident wasn't mid as shit in comparison to the other two though.
Either that or easily repairable
lament shoal
opaque coyote
I think the Mace and Spear are cool.
I really wish the trident wasn't mid as sh...
Seriously, why is the only way to repair a trident
Another trident
queen laurel
Mojang might be more based than I had previously thought
They have also added our ancestors greater's weapon the pointy stick
opaque coyote
At least let me repair it with like the aquamarine shards
opaque coyote
They have also added our ancestors greater's weapon the pointy stick
And you can also use it as a pogostick
Lunge feature is useful as shit
queen laurel
Lunge feature is useful as shit
The only problem is you begin developing hunger worse than a third world country
opaque coyote
Also allows for more vaired combat
queen laurel
unless you have some soup around
opaque coyote
The only problem is you begin developing hunger worse than a third world country
Doesn't the durability also decrease massively
Or did they completely switch to hunger
queen laurel
Doesn't the durability also decrease massively
oh they change it
opaque coyote
Good
opaque coyote
now it only consumes hunger
Need to eat that sweet sweet dandelion sus soup
For saturation
Also the weirdest option is how they just
Never have the setting to switch between like
Bedrock combat and Java combat
Since Bedrock combat goes with the classic left click spam while Java goes with post 1.9 combat
And I always wonder why can't we switch between the two in worlds
Or as a setting
For both versions
rose thorn
That would be better than it’s current implementation lmao
I forgot had Nicolas cage done anything terrible
young pecan
At the very least I know he will accept like any role because he has bad spending habits
storm jungle
Bro bought anything from tombs to islands and fossils
rose thorn
thats not the worse
opaque coyote
Bro bought anything from tombs to islands and fossils
Nick Cage is genuinely as wild as his performances
rose thorn
im suprised hes as good as an actor as he is
he misht literally just be playing himself though
opaque coyote
he misht literally just be playing himself though
It's sad that he doesn't like playing as a villain
The only time he did was during face/off.
And he was only convinced due to him playing as a hero for most of the movie
rose thorn
tbf its not like hes the rock where he ruins a series of movies by being there
opaque coyote
And he was god tier as the terrorist leader
opaque coyote
tbf its not like hes the rock where he ruins a series of movies by being there
Yeah, he also can like
Lose
And suffer
Unlike the rock in his contracts
rose thorn
he was a really good abusive father in the color of space
and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
what was it claled, super cocaine?
opaque coyote
Face off is still one of my favorites generally though.
Because
It is a film
Directed by John Wu, who popularized Akimbo
rose thorn
lol
opaque coyote
And with the main actors being John Travolta and Nicholas Cage
So you get to see
Nicholas Cage pretending to be John Travolta pretending to be Nicholas Cage
opaque coyote
lol
This scene alone is brilliant: https://youtu.be/PDnW5XxjwI8?si=31RddSfb6whrfH2L
storm jungle
Nick Cage is genuinely as wild as his performances
Crack cocaine
wind hornet
Vampire's kiss is still the movie where he went the most all out
opaque coyote
This scene alone is brilliant: https://youtu.be/PDnW5XxjwI8?si=31RddSfb6whrfH2L
Overall, it is a movie that I suggest everyone watch at least once
It's peak goofy ass action
queen laurel
the new league champ got mostly leaked model wise
what about the splash
queen laurel
this is what he looks like now
This looks like galio if he took advice from Jay
what the heck is this
queen laurel
He's a darkin 😭
DARKIN!?
he doesn't have any shade of darkin color
humble shoal
So you get to see
Nicholas Cage pretending to be John Travolta pretending to be...
Travoltas wife knew
queen laurel
why isn't he red and gross
like i said he looks like galio if he took advice from Jay
arctic talon
@storm jungle hey do you have the 8e and 9e csm codexes in pdf form, need you to confirm something. Apparently one of them says Curze's death isn't confirmed
humble shoal
Curze can't even die right
rose thorn
he was killed but the recording of his death was lost
daring creek
<@166943308231344128> hey do you have the 8e and 9e csm codexes in pdf form, nee...
You can find them using Annes Archive probably.
arctic talon
nvm found it
rose thorn
btu also its been years since i read the 8th edition codex
storm jungle
nvm found it
arctic talon
no I just found that I misnamed
the PDF
of my copies
💀
they're not sorted properly in my collection
daring creek
Organize them :3
arctic talon
I am
daring creek
I need to put my mind to something today...
queen laurel
I need to put my mind to something today...
not gonna put yourself in a dreadnought this time?
daring creek
I could write dreadnought smut fiction
queen laurel
that's the spirit
daring creek
You x Dreadnought....hmmmm
queen laurel
You x Dreadnought....hmmmm
well leave me alone i'm not bothering you
humble shoal
I could write dreadnought smut fiction
"Theres still enough of me left... to love you"
queen laurel
You should probably put Jay in there
storm jungle
"Theres still enough of me left... to love you"
No dick
No balls
daring creek
"You" means the reader in general
queen laurel
He would be much more open to smut
humble shoal
>No dick
>No balls
Slaanesh
lament shoal
You x Dreadnought....hmmmm
Rubbing sacred oils all over his sarcophagus...
daring creek
>No dick
>No balls
And no asshole either since this guy feeds off radiation
daring creek
Rubbing sacred oils all over his sarcophagus...
humble shoal
Even in death they serve
daring creek
I also want to make my own version of servitors......hmmm.....
I'm overloading my head
Bah.
I love executive dysfunction!!
surreal nest
dark moon
https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239
This one never fails to make me laugh. Lmao.
dark moon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780818860344344649/1402288026771521557/im...
Based, and Iron Warriors-pilled. 
lament shoal
lament shoal
god shes so hot
storm jungle
LMAO
rose thorn
tryingt o watch more movies, any suggestions for like, mediocre movies to watch while i do homework
oh like, hottub time machine probably
storm jungle
oof
lament shoal
National Treasure
storm jungle
even i dont have that trash taste
storm jungle
i cant just rewatch all of simpsons for a third time
storm jungle
I unironically love it lol
what the fuck even was the plot of that movie
stealing the president of the united states?
lament shoal
what the fuck even was the plot of that movie
Finding the lost treasure of the knights templar
Aka a collection of all the shit they took from the middle east lol
languid meadow
Nick Cage movies are always a treat
I remember the one where he's on a plane while the rapture is happening
storm jungle
Aka a collection of all the shit they took from the middle east lol
LMAO
Thats so fucking bad
lament shoal
storm jungle
wait a minute
ice locked colonial ship in the arctic circle?
THATS JUST TRANSFORMERS 1
storm jungle
lament shoal
If I remember correctly the treasure is a massive collection of ancient money and artifacts from various civilizations across history
lament shoal
ORTHER we need MONEEH to get to TAHITI so we can grow MANGOS
vagrant fox
🗣️ ORTHUR
dark moon
ORTHER we need MONEEH to get to TAHITI so we can grow MANGOS
WE ARE GOING TO SAIL TO TAHITI!
lament shoal
ORTHER we need MONEEH to get to TAHITI so we can grow MANGOS
Meanwhile my Arthur with the entire fucking US National Treasury in his back pocket:
storm jungle
Ngl seeing where that money goes i wouldnt give Dutch money either
languid meadow
he needs a better tent