#40k-lore-chat
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who tf cares about the narrative it's a guard regiment. none of them have good backstories except cadia
because cadia is the only one with any actual lore
wdym one dimensional it's the guard dude 😭
being in the guard doesn't mean you just exist as a trope they can have good and engaging stories
i don't like death world shit
Mf has never heard of The Calibanite Jaegers
it feels like aping fascist "hard times make hard men" rhetoric too uncritically
Bro it’s 40k
I mean I dont know how you'd survive in catachan without being ruthless?
yeah i know
Everywhere is a death world
i mean places like catachan
if all you care about is main characters then you should be playing space marines it's that simple really
well if you look at people who grew up in incredibly harsh conditions irl they're usually malnourished and traumatized as hell
Logically ? By being very social, even the strong die on their lonesome.
Death world just means it’s classified by the imperium for a variety of reasons as not worth resources.
Ok well yes in real life but this one is a fictional evil planet with evil plants that kill you and usually you'd have to know how to survive evil plants that want to kill you
the guard is the numbers faction it's meant to be faceless!!!
No, it is just too dangerous to support full collonisation, plenty of Death World have resources that interest the Imperium.
The faceless nobody thing between krieg and general guard is completely different and you know that
it legit isn't
just because they literally cover their face doesn't make it different
Is it because krieg have the gas mask and shovel memes and normal guard don’t?
you're a nobody who will die in 5 minutes as a guardsman
I am not saying krieg are faceless because they wear masks oh my god
any main character story is already ruining the whole vibe of the faction
which is why i always say the tanith series is a space marine series disguised as guard books
cadia stands does this perfectly. lots of perspectives and most of the characters die
actual humans make for much better reading than hypno-indoctrinated super soldiers
Krieg is a death world, btw.
cadia stands is S tier guard book
krieg are literally drones i dont care about them narratively its completely different from guard and their humanity and their interactions
i kinda like kriegers better because they legit are traumatized to shit
krieg aren't drones
they literally do talk and do normal shit
you've been ruined by meme lore
they are trained to see themselves as worthless, that doesn't mean they are
they are humans with all the associated complexities
I have literally read some dialogue and interactions between them but yeah i read meme lore! shovels!
Krieg is already broken, which should make them more vulnerable to chaos.
i want better krieg stories, i want them discovering their own worth and having to deal with that in a setting as bleak as 40k
But plot armour is thick, especially with a certain audience.
get one of the books
oh hey i have a hardback version of krieg which i'm selling rn
Are these the critically acclaimed krieg books i hear everybody say are fucking awful
i feel like this conversation is a bit more hostile than it needs to be
Funny enough, Cadian stuff are good because their troops express more emotions.
i like gaunt's ghosts because of the focus on the characters
emotions like "the planet fell before the guard did" and "man i miss cadia"
a whole range of emotions with those cadians
the story itself is often kinda silly, especially with how often dan abnett just makes shit up
Didn't one of them survive like a full deck from a chaos marine
like i said, he writes it like a space marine series
more talking about how he writes enemies
yeah im saying that too
i don't think characters having arcs and personalities is a space marine trait, i think humans often have those in stories
nah they do get arcs sometimes
i don't remember, maybe
exclusively a space marine trait, i should have said
the whole world revolves around the tanith in their books
it's like they're not even part of 40k sometimes
often to their detriment i think
me when the gaunt's ghosts show up in the middle of my 40k game and fucking explode my captain
i love him for it, i think he makes the setting better when he writes about it
his inquisitor novels especially
i think his approach to 40k is he just has his own plans laid out for a story then goes with it
i hate that gaunt's ghosts actually have a ruleset it feels like a marvel crossover
every planet in the inquisitor novels has a personality, he bothers to characterize cities and social classes
it often feels to me like 40k is just a side project to his marvel stuff
maybe krieg are goated
anyways yeah abnet is an actual rock star in the pop culture world
he's done stuff for everything
there's a planet in one of the inquisitor novels, i don't remember which one it's been a long time. ravenor i think? it has carcinogenic acid rains, gampers (fellas with big umbrellas) sell their services to people who get caught in the rains, and folks who can't afford them stick bits of blessed paper to their burns, hoping it'll stop them getting cancerous
none of that is relevant to the story but it makes the place feel so much more real than if he'd just not bothered
yeah he makes normal day to day imperials feel alive
some of the entries in the crime and horror series did this too
which is just a flashbang to you if you come into eisenhorn after only reading space marine books
that kind of writing is why i still like 40k
like wtf how is this hive scum acting like a human being
i also like how he makes all the planets feel very unique
i think that stuff is so much better than anything with space marines in it, it's also why darktide is so good to me
its my generic hive
gaunt's ghosts is military fic but it still sweats the small stuff, planets, cities, swamps and farmland all get characterized
this is why i like guard
darktide has its moments
i love whenever i spot inspirations from stuff like blame! or, idk, knights of sidonia
less so the latter
tsutomu nihei is a huge artistic inspiration for some parts of tertium though
why blame?
because of the megastructures right 🤨
are you suuuuure
there's a specific panel that other works with megastructures love to reference, i'm tryna find it
here
ok but blame! didn't invent the concept of megastructures
that's kinda annoying when i hear it
it's hugely influential, that's not a secret or anything
like the start of one of the missions has us passing through this space, lightning and everything
i was literally just looking for that lmao
it is my life goal to inform weebs that the japanese have never invented anything
even their fucking language is copied!!!!
And it is a Quebecois that say that 
they invent cool things from time to time
😤
crazy post
i'm normal, it's a normal post
see this is what they do over there
somebody brings them new stuff
and then they go crazy on it
50's western animation getting turned into anime
and then henta
the cycle of life
idk feels like kinda a narrow view of japan
they never invent shit because they're an insular culture
and also literally isolated
pisses me off when some weeb starts talking about how most western media is inspired by anime or some shit
they copied us!!!
that wasn't really where i was going with it at all
and i don't think it's super productive to think of it in terms of us vs them
like who is even "us"?
i'm from norway, am i part of us?
no need to hate things for being from a culture
there absolutely is a need if that culture is xenophobic as fuck
that trait is hardly unique to japan
japan is very much unique in their blatant xenophobia
you seen america lately?
even by east asian standards
the uk?
which is a wild bar to cross
idk america just legalized discrimination
japan already had that legalized 😭
if you think america is bad japan is just worse in every way lol
they have concentration camps?
it was really bad when japan invaded three iraqs at once
yeah just forget what they did to china and korea
something they still have never apologized for
that's the type of shit empires do
which is not a defense of it in any way
i think empire is disgusting and should never be practiced, but i'm getting sidetracked
if you were to give japan anywhere near the world power that america has they would be doing way worse shit
a culture can have bad things and good things at the same time
i don't think every american is bad because the government is putting children in cages right now
I can see it
i think every american is bad and im american its ok
Do we have to do a "worst country" competition ?
I still vote USA
i just don't think we should write off an entire culture because the government sucks
im also very annoyed at how weebs will excuse blatant racism as just cultural differences
america regularly plays with the global economy just because they want to its weird
it's part of their fucking culture though!!!!
im not even talking about the japanese government which is WAY worse
i'm trans and gay, i'm very familiar with weebs telling me that japanese culture is just naturally superior in the way they oppress people like me, and that anything japan does to improve a little as a culture is just "western corruption"
do you see what i'm saying here?
oh i could talk hours about how much i hate japanese governemnt
the ultimate late stage capitalist regime
the worst weebs will tell you that if a manga is in any way kind to a trans girl it's either an evil translator or it's the west corrupting their glorious culture, but nah, there's just people in japan who are cool with trans people existing
I thankfully don't hang about with weebs 💀
you shoulda seen the steam forums when bridget came out as trans in guilty gear strive, that shit was outta control
(grummz)
yeah grummz, captain breastmilk himself
most weebs i've seen just thinly veil their shitty beliefs by liking the conservative japanese culture
good example
there are people trying to improve the culture too, like gay marriage was recently legalized, which is a huge step in the right direction
yeah? should we dismiss the culture because it's struggling?
yeah it's different from ours, they're largely indifferent to trans people and WAY more harsh on gays
they're much more open to it then it would seem from the conservativeness
and more open to kinks
i find it odd
they didn't get the full christian colonization breakfast
just the american economic colonization effort
though not for a lack of trying
they did though
they got major hit by catholicism back in the day
it was REAL BAD for the catholics
yeah later on
it's still a pretty big part of their culture now i think
lots of catholic japanese
wait no nvm
still a minority, doesn't help that hiroshima was kinda the christian capital of japan
holy shit only 0.34%
american christians are funny with the numbers, they count all the sects as christian
it's not like it's 60% fundamentalist bible thumpers over there, it's mostly folks who go to church once a year at christmas
and i'm only interested in japanese swords for NON WEEB reasons i swear
not as good as norse
same smithing techniques developed from adversity, no access to better materials from trade
nazis no not really
because there very much is a viking equivalent to the samurai lovers
i'm norwegian, i get to be a little enthusiastic about my deeply problematic ancestors
see i'm lucky
nobody gives a shit about colonial new france so my history isn't diluted by pop culture
I DO
but like everybody thinks your ancestors were nude vikings
i read up on that shit i know what france did
France did a lot of shit to either of the places I live.
known for:
- destroying rome
- pillaging
- destroying rome
Funny country
see i'm proud of them for destroying rome
sacking rome was great, they should have done that way more
They waged war against everyone, even themselves, no discrimination.
i feel like the british hold a grudge against vikings for it
and i genuinely dont know why
pff nah most modern brits have viking ancestry
loads of places in england literally named in old norse
proud boys
lmao
hey i already made that joke
🙁
:C
is that why they fucking love vikings so much
kinda yeah, it's complicated and involves the english branch of nationalist racism
and i don't want to explain it but basically yeah
like there were so many similar cultures around the world
gauls and shit
but nah just vikings get the spotlight
i only know of gauls because of asterix comics
basically my take is that i hate it when the vikings raided but i love it when they traded peacefully
trading culture from the 800s with massive reach like that is cool as hell, but people focus entirely on the raiding
and so did some of the vikings so, shrug
i think the raiding is cool because rome deserved to fall
hot take right there
might get me assassinated by a fascist
i only wish we could still be living in an era where the world's biggest empire is directly threatened by communities of independent fighters
i think it'd be cool to have an era without empire
anyway that's why i like 40k
part of me believes that we might be nearing that point since the world is getting actually incapable of supporting empires anymore
nah empire just looks different, it's still very much active
not like they used to be at least
nothing will compare to the power that peak UK had
we need fundamental changes to how economies and nations work to get rid of empire entirely, i reckon
absolutely yeah
but it's always a good start when there's no world police superpower stomping a boot on your face
yeah
well it looks like we're entering the chinese century so that'll be interesting to see
i really think china will collapse the moment the US does
even if their government wears socialism like leatherface wears a skin mask
nah china has a solid industrial basis they are a lot less vulnerable to american collapse
everybody is supporting eachother
nobody will buy their stuff
they already do
the US and china are linked together so closely that one can't fall without dragging the other i'm sure
maintaining trade relations with china is an embarrassing dance pretty much every nation on the planet that considers itself modern does on the regular
and china is also facing its own major economic issues
i might just be coping anyways
i dont want a superpower
i mean we'll see right
Rome fell, the empire just changed its name.
but i do want america to become the poorest country on earth for karma
we're talking about vatican rome
Yes we’re talking about Vatican rome
that one's not really related to the empire is it?
yes but my comment is directed to the type of person who will believe that rome fell in a clear historic moment
i'm no catholicism expert but i thought the empire moved to constantinople
fascists believe this a lot
oh yeah they do
functional empire is when your bridge breaks and a guy comes along to fix it, failing empire is when the bridge breaks and the local official tells you to cope
and that didn't happen because of immigrants or the dole or whatever
it's exactly the same
because uh brown people
american empire failing because americans don't like how the people maintaining it look is kinda poetic i guess
there has to be a bell curve meme about "history repeating itself" where the end part is realizing that empires follow historical trends of devouring everything in their path until all that's left to eat is themselves
nah infinite growth IS possible and in no way violates thermodynamics, economics is the one field to which basic physics don't apply
chemists just aren't as smart as shareholders
simply create the AI good, upload all the smart rich people to computers and then go do empire on mars, EASY
surely nothing can go wrong if every social service is removed so the 1% can be richer
there is no historical precedent to this at all
sad part is the human psyche has been so destroyed by late stage capitalism that i don't even expect americans to do anything about food stamps being cut
And that is how you get Ad Mech!
it's how you get something alright
musk actually named one of his children after the admech, he is such a loser
Grey talon vindicta lane 💀
Plasma more
it's interesting that fatshark made the plasma gun feel like a railgun
Def prefer it over the one in space marine 2
Even the bolters sound better in darktide than in sm2
darktide has the best gun aesthetics of any 40k game
which is annoying since the guns aren't even the main part of the game!!!

the bolter in darktide is better than sex
larmoth you suck
Meanwhile average bolter in SM2

PAIN
i hate the sound so much
making bolters sound like peashooters in the fucking space marine fantasy game
Bolt pistol is click head simulator
im cutting your achilles tendons
What's that a sniper 800 feet away?
dilara defending anything to do with marines is crazy
dilara is chaotic neutral
Plasma is just better than the regular bolter
stop

larmoth there's a punji pit outside your door
The board game with Robin Williams?
you might think of yourself a jester
but you're nothing but a sad deflated balloon
Deflated kitty
Damn the Monday posts are a bit late today
That's how the plasma is in most 40K media, except SM games where they are grenade launchers.
Other than the Plasma Pistol though
anyone who played pro skater 2 should easily be able to deal with punji pits
it's the only game you can find in the classic world of darkness discord because discordites are maladjusted freaks
What's wrong with the mage in that game?
I still need to try Werewolf, Mage, and Demon, the rest I've at least had a oneshot as a player at minimum
mage is evil and shouldn't exist
iirc Mage's magic system is really confusing
confusing game system and really Alex Jones tier schizophrenic lore
Also Mage is kind of…asshole-ish. A bit.
Something about it being the strongesk splat class in WoD
Because you are basically dealing with the building blocks of reality or something.
yeah its not fun
basically imagine playing Dark Heresy
but a wizard shows up and makes everyone a rubber duck because lol lmao so funny
like fuck off
Is this a fatshark design or has it been pulled from somewhere else?
NECROMUNDAA
SLAVE OGYRNNNNNNNNN
LOBO SLAVEEEE
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm not the most familiar of World of Darkness but from research i have seen a mage class that uses their beliefs as magic?
Necromunda slave ogryns
that does not sound balanced at all
Something like that
THE ZOMBIE OGRYN IS REALLL
Thx
Rightest lad
the eye visor in the game also moves
which is gross as fuck

lmao
oh yeah i came because my partner hsa killetam cassius and were trying to figuer out what to run each thing as
good enough welcome back Repanse de Lyonesse
Absolute sex
CAN THIS COME OUT ALREADY
I have MONEY TO SPEND
Saulus Maegon kitbash time depending on her size
Paladin for D&D found lol
idiot of the east made a space kings comic kms kms kms kms
youtueb shorts why di dyou expose this to me

No
He is from some sad British boy animation studio
Named Flash Gitz of all things, an I am REALLY surprised the channel name still hasn’t been nuked
By GW’s legal team
But anyways, they started off doing fan animations, but saw GW doing their thing
So they made parody marines (the weird designs)
And just decided to turn the satire into even more played straight satire
No don’t ask me how that works
Anyone else find it so fascinating how the arbitrators signature line "I am the Lex" to be so uniquely distinct despite it being nearly the same as saying "I am the Law!"?
Maybe its impact is due to the setting itself. Oh yes. That also implies they're encouraged to go mad with power.
I forgot I typed this in my phone last night
this guy is hatemonger
Hes me
He's the most popular member of space king by far
He mongers hate
Pretty much
The sad thing is whilst most people see him for the idiot hater he is
Others…well
“I hate ultra mairnes” mfs custom chapter:
Let’s say we are talking about people who think listening to a Norwegian guy with a fake English accent is the pinnacle of achievement.
He exists to parody hatred
Like
He's even inconsistently hateful
I agree, but there are people who don’t pick up on it
Parody hatred or vehicle hatred through smoothbrain fans?
their latest video literally riffs on female custodes being canon lol
Both.
Flashgitz are also schroedinger’s chuds, where the parody is so irony poisoned that even if they were serious you’d never be able to tell. These guys very obviously do not like the modern state of 40k lol
Doesnt help that they also knowingly appeal to the chuddiest portion of the fanbase.
Ive seen countless assholes use space king as a sockpuppet for being dipshits.
I never took the "no girls allowed" thing seriously though. Also wasn't it female space whatevers they made a joke of lol
They made fun of the fact that companies like GW do mass-appeal to everyone which is "bad"
like... their latest video literally says women ruin everything lol
i very much doubt these are jokes, they just written that way as to save flak, these guys were open trans/homophobic years ago
idk why anyone thinks these are satire
Because its hard to take serious lol.
i what. but warhammer does that from the beginning you have multiple army's to pick off depending on your personality and type of army that suits your preference
yes
Its not meant to be taken seriously
i swear to god man what the
you can brigade chud shit through "comedy" too lol
I know they're chuds I just can't prove it yet
Tbh you joke but the hints are very much there
waiting for the allegations so not liking them is valid
guys made an entire video announcing that they'll never sell Space King to "big bad companies" like you know who that will "sanitize" it for "modern audiences"
I'm not joking, they made it so it's literally impossible to tell
LMAO
too much plausible deniability
Yeah like i said Schrodingers Chud
Don't need allegations to hate on them though
they are absolutely banking on the shittiest side of the 40k fanbase for stuff
until they clarify themselves
I'd assume they were talking about Netflix or Prime Video since it was represented with a tv remote
they are p much Schrodinger's chud
Thank god idk half of the YouTubers you are talking about
Probably because I twitch block them now
They said they were given an offer by a company in said video iirc
Ever heard of this guy named MrBeast
Didn’t he throw bleach into children’s eyes and twirl his mustache talking about how must get his hands on the lunchly secret recipe
Yeah
Who's "you know who"?
j word
( i don't follow drama)
Pretty much any streaming platform/ GW
Anyone seen what homeland security posted💀
Is it another propaganda video
Was it the Master Chief Trump Pic?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Weaponized Nostalgia
Oh nvm
man we can't have shit in this house
I thought it couldn't get any better than the pokemon parody
but they did it
It can always get worse
This can't be true 
I cant wait for ICE to start gunning down legal immigrants on a warthog
Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing at that ice raid?
I can't wait for ice to use darktide footage of a hordes getting shot with guns protect our homes
"Sir, killing Mexicans, sir."
Would war against aliens unite the earth countries?
those damn split jaws, they ruined america i tell you
“The seeds of heresy will be expunged… from these United States of merica”
no we are too petty for that shit
Depends if the aliens offer Britain a better deal than America does.
reddit occupied government
The super rich would try to survive by selling them weapons to kill us with
This is so cringe man
You guys know ICE is just a police force
Enforcing laws that Ur gov already had
Regardless of the fact those laws are valid or not that's a whole different thing
And those aren't even based on the left Vs right argument
Since those laws were updated and approved by both sides in different times
LAW SUIT LAWSUIT LAW SUIT
I'm just saying if youre agaisnt the ice enforcing it's Ur government u gotta fight against not ice itself
Since they are just following orders
they're part of the govt tho
idgaf, if i see ppl getting abducted in their own home i'm throwing bricks
I'm just saying it's not fair to call a police force racist due to the job they are enforced to do
If they did so, then there would still be due process, which we know isn't as they've sent people that were innocent and had emigrated to the US legally, or were in the process of it
they arrest ppl based on looks
cuz they're made up of 99% racists
who else would sign up for this shit
I would like to require more evidence of it
Would you consider the Gestapo to be innocent then 💀
Man Ur own military force keeps changing entire countries
Regardless of what they believe in
Abrego Garcia ?
All the ICE arrest at the immigration court
I mean documents
Since most of the time those defend people that are in the process but weren't the past 5 years they were there
I'm not even anti immigration
But to enforce a law the greys are hard to keep
This is why I like to live in Portugal
We just solved this issue politically and we didn't had to enforce it with police
Ok now that's better evidence
theres countless vids of them literally abducting people
they are straight up gestapo
Ok I'm gonna take a bit to read
they break down the door of the house you've lived in for years and arrest ppl who literally pay taxes
Willful ignorance is the only defence I can see to that sort of comments.
very cool police force
Were they that active before though?
To be fair USA it's not my country
To be fair ICE isn't just some group that is being forced to do this, these people signed up to do this
Or just blow up doors to houses with children and women inside to find husbands that arent even there they would abduct
ICE is a new thing
^^^^^
they actively relish this shit
And my country tends to avoid using police
its not even "im just following orders"
Apparently a lot of them are under prior convictions of battery (usually familial) and other such crimes
they activity seek it
it sounds so much like he's saying inshallah
Its why most of them are also overgrown/fat white dudes that cant even run after "illegals"
or blast priests/kids in the face with gas guns
They held an autistic kid hostaged so that the father would give himself up
go fat white dude in tactical gear go
Wtf
And they have a 50% failure rate for applications who fail a multiple choice test that they take while being allowed to check the textbook which contains the answers during the test
Also literally going into schools to kidnap "illegal" teens/kids
these people deserve to get publicly beat down
fucking monsters
every member of ice should fall down every stair on the planet simultaneously
Do people in the usa support this ?
Half of the pop did vote trump
yeah that
The MAGA do, a lot don't care, and some don't but don't do much against it
in space station 14, one of the punishments an admin can administer is "get slammed into every surface in the space station sequentially until your body explodes into gibs", i'm kinda picturing it like that
Ice agents be like
"I love deporting immigrants, money? I don't do it for money I do it for the love of the game"
It's crazy the ideology divide within the states
entire political strata is rotten tbh
and it's coming to eu too
^
like i did not ever care about american politics before this, its genuinely insane
I miss when the biggest presidential controversies were Obama wearing a tan suit
I'm lowkey angry I have to pay attention to American nonsense because it'll affect me eventually
i got radicalized, oh about 6 years ago when i decided to stop pretending not to be trans
I mean, have you heard the entry bonuses ?
Doesn't look at past prior (a big thing in the US)
Pay a certain sum of your student debt (socialism...)
...
cracking the egg radicalizes you FAST
I just assumed being in Norway would radicalise you
Being in a targeted minority tend to do that to you
smh my head norway is just as bad as america 100%
it is if you're not welcome
well no, we don't got ICE
but like don't aspire to be norway
I thought norway and scandinavian places were chill
it's jokes, being Faroese every physical encounter I've had with Norwegians has been genuinely annoying. Not at all online
only if you're white and a culture fit
sweden is particularly bad right now
goodbye fatshark
Saluting without heels together irritated me as much as fucking orange face.
to be clear, there's plenty of extremely cool swedish people, the government just sucks the moon outta the sky
Man I hate my Canada but everywhere else seems worse 😢 (sorry for you all)
god damn it let's just obliterate everything
kinda shit they'd hang u by the balls for in basic
Until recently Denmark, as a white dude, has been very good to live in. Too bad the politicians decided mass surveillance and cutting the funding for everything is the way forward
i am slightly pro-flipping the north american continent like a pancake
yeah fascism is just kinda on the rise globally, shit time to be alive tbh
i aint dyin though, i'm gonna stick it out to spite all those fuckers
I can't even go home and enjoy things because evangelical religion nutjobs are going full flat earthers and like 10 dudes run the economy
to be fair
very easy to be a flat earther in denmark
na in the faroe islands, I live in the bible belt of Denmark and it's barely a thing
by the time I go back to france like I want to, there'll probably be a far right government so tell me about it
very valid, the "sky mountain" isn't even 200 meters up
We can still watch p*rn without giving out ID, it is a huge plus.
Never let pp get your pp
I don't trust PP.
It's just a question of time
the tallest "mountain" in denmark is smaller than the tallest "mountain" in florida (a landfill)
which incidentally, once florida is submurged by rising ocean water levels, the only remaining monument to its existence will be that landfill
He leaned too hard into America like politics for any chance of me voting for him
No plan to fix anything just blame trans people
Rot
It's honestly pretty funny, I've been at the top of the tallest place in Denmark and it still just looks completely flat. If Denmark wasn't so tiny it'd give you that american prairie madness
a small consolation is that the rising fascism won't last, because they're all campaigning on being able to fix the issues caused by liberalism but fascists are chronically incompetent
There are no good choices but there are slightly less worse choices
It is the hypocrisy of the Fed Cons.
Pls vote BQ
it's fucked, the Danish school system went from very bad to genuinely terrible and not worth salvaging almost
Ironically I miss the Harper years
Shit was boring but stable
who's harper?
Fun story, I lived in the place that had Trudeau as Libs representative.
I was barely conscious but he's the reason we were set up with a lot of bullshit today
Harper set us up with a lot of bullshit then Trudeau just never bothered touching it
The old Canadian prime minister.
oh
An arm dealer btw
amazing
they're all arms dealer
like shit military funding? Harper started that and we never bothered fixing it
over reliance with China? Harper did that and Trudeau never bothered to do anything and made it worse
death to politicians
total politico death guillotine 'em all
I didn't knew this one lol
roundhouse kick politicians
Harper works for a trust fund now and just grifts fuck that guy
Kenny as well
he keeps coming out to say how bad Danielle is even tho he's the reason she's in power
YOU WORK FOR AN OIL COMPANY SHUT UP
He sells weapons to the the Middle East. The contract is still on.
If we cancel it, we would get hit with heavy punishment. It is a bad deal.
And what will that do? They're just gonna get replaced by equally terrible if not worse politicians. It never gets better. All you can do is try to get by with the current situation
kill the next set, appease the sun god
🤷♂️ at this point it's all corruption so I just wish for total canadian federalism failure followed by provinces seperation then each province can do some inhouse cleaning
I've no hope for this system to still be working in the future so I don't care much honestly
Then we get annexed by orange man
we would literally all fall one way or another
https://libcom.org/article/against-logic-guillotine-why-paris-commune-burned-guillotine-and-we-should-too there's a really good anarchist essay about the guillotine, if you want some light reading
Lol, that would make it worse.
The new world where AI works for us and basic universal income will fix everything ||it'll just be cyberpunk irl, less over the top but somehow worse||
global balkanization to the point where every nation is the size of a shoebox
I know
The provinces without federal control will go nut.
Can't wait for Alberta to get fucked because no one wants to invest here after the bullshit separation scare
happened in Quebec it will happen here
throw rocks at separatists
It is worse for Alberta because you guys are not as economically diverse.
We almost were
The NDP set us up to export clean energy and shit but the UCP stopped that
But oil bros throw them out of the window.
they're not even cons anymore at this point all of the old PCs left the UCP
it's all wild rose
I'm just waiting for the CAF pay raise to make my life somewhat easier.
At least the Fed keeps the promise about that. Not as high as initially stated, but still.
what does CAF stands for
Canadian Armed Forces
How cooked is our army?
there's a govt agency named CAF in france too
been cooked since Harper but at least Carney is doing something with it, will it prove to be worth anything? idk but it's better than what the last two were doing.
Army, not too bad. Navy and Air force however...
Talking of which, is Trudeau still on his way out? Or have I missed the news of him actually being done for?
It motivates the hell out of the troops, not going to lie.
he's been out since the start of the year and is now dating Katy Perry
Trudeau will get away with 0 consequences as usual
oh fucking hell the warmer winter months are really starting to fuck me up, i live far enough north in norway that it gets pitch black outside by about 5pm this time of year, but there's no snow so i keep thinking it's like 9 or 10
currently snowing for me
supposed to be a cold winter this year
considering it already hit the negatives late september
yeah
cold and rainy all week here, i wish it would snow
eventually it's going to be too warm in norway for us to have our beloved winter sports, and the government is just gonna be like "THERE WAS NO POSSIBLE WAY TO PREVENT THIS" while crooge mcducking into a huge bin of oil money
the city would look good with a nice white blanket
Heat records this year in quebec. Hottest october to date
Here there is no snow until December...
bro mosquitoes are starting to spawn in iceland
we used to have one the largest navies and air forces in the world and now it's so sad, been seeing stuff about us making more ships to sell but that was months ago.
And this is Quebec.
We're getting at 4 celcius at night now. Starting to feel like autumn
It is raining in Fredericton right now...
if last year is any indication jan to march is gonna be rough
can't wait for my -35 but feels like -40 again
I will be in Nunavut in February. It will be amazing!!!!
Past a point cold is cold
I love the cold
i have fond memories of sliding down an ice covered hill one halloween on my knee, then spending several days in extreme pain because i did sand all the skin off that knee
I love the cold, but I detest snow.
Autumn and Spring on top
This. Last years halloween have been massive rains
At a certain point the cold feels warmer, but then it gets colder and it feels much colder
this is entirely true and not just a subjective experience
I'm not gonna see any snow this winter which sucks
does, it does
I was better off in the forest
hailed and snowed in Calgary two weeks ago and I saw a truck from there yesterday
holy shit it was fucked up
I love snowstorms because they are warmer
(Then you have to shovel your back to hell tho)
ever spring it rains for weeks on end
last one it rained from the start of april to the end of may with like one break in there
yeah there's this big air system that's been pushed off the north pole towards canada, so now norway is warmer and canada is getting FUCKED UP
Eh, depends, the one in east coast last year was cold as fuck.
It's just getting windy and overcast here in UK, but nothing too extreme yet.
Had strong winds warning at one point
i don't really know the details
what counts as strong winds for the UK
Was it? I don't remember it being that cold
I...don't know lol
I'm going to Bordeaux for new year's eve, no shnow there either
I just know there was a warning for it
my snowless life
I only remember the summers because I don't have AC
I was WFH on that day so I never ventured outside
for me rn the wind is 31km/h
when a distinguished gentleman is surprised by a wind gust and drops his umbrella
😭
my friends told me they had 150km/h winds earlier this week in southern france
that's about a category 1 hurricane innit
150km is beyond cat1
Well high 1 and low end of 2 from what I can read
That's tornado material
holy shit the videos from it
https://youtube.com/shorts/d7ndvnnPodI?si=S1IixnGXC95bU8G2 bro is fighting the sand
Storm Benjamin slammed the coast of France with fierce winds, leading to power outages, heavy rain, and decidedly poor beach weather.
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Today I've learnt there's several scales for tornado winds
oh it's the dune
nah the weather can't just turn into a tornado because it's going fast, it has to turn green first
Storm, tornado and gust all have their own scale.
i lived right in front of it across the bay
i'm pretty sure i read that
one of my core memories growing up was watching a semi truck get turned over by the wind here
shit's insane
Lège-Cap-Ferret, they had 132 km/h there
must've been scary cuz it's all pine trees
everywhere
Ok after further reading ice is actually having way too many oversteps
and those things love to lose branches at the slightest gust of wind
Fire their leadership
Ooo let me find something
Yeah the pines that grow here are all crooked and have very few branches from the winds
Also about the global warming thing I'm happy I live in a used to be amene country
Our weather is the same but not seasonal
I would just not go outside if the wind was blowing too hard back when I lived there
It's easy to get ur skull caved in by a falling branch
this is the official ICE physical requirements
i miss the -30 degree weather here
even more fail the OPEN BOOK test
oh wow
I do miss cold weather here, I haven't seen snow in this part of the country for the better part of a decade
i got to see snow on the dune a couple of times
we're getting closer and closer
Oof
it's p kino
it's easier to do pushups and situps when your body is smaller, but also yeah if that's the requirement for ice agents they're basically hiring the basic grunts from dynasty warriors
I could also find a few kids who could hit that mile time
LEO?
dog I trained myself to do 100 pushups and it didn't take two months it can't be too hard to read the minimum requirements and get fit enough for it
Law Enforcement Officers
ah
They don't want to "work out" or "improve themselves" they want to shoot Mexicans NOW
if only it was fictional I'd say very based but alas
i had to do 60 squats in a minute to even get admitted for basic here
They probably think it's all sitting on a wall turret...
Don't tell them that if they are fit and physically better they can shoot Mexicans better
please never ask me to do 60 squats, my poor knees...
The requirements for local police are stricter than this, wtf
i'm 34 i can't be doing that kinda thing
you gotta do it now
This is a federal agency 💀
you can do less but 60 a minute was the target
they're also not vetting properly
Start with 10, then move up.
no i had to stop doing squats, my knees told me very firmly no
my leg hurts like hell but I still do squats everyday, goated exercise
fortunately it hasn't stopped me hiking
Tells you about the state of US health that they are possibly referring to people in their 20s trying to join ICE
one of my goals as a kid was to do something in the military but then BOOM I get with the rot disease and now my body hurts just existing
maybe I lucked out lmao
I have to take care of my knees, too. I got 2 injuries when I did training.
iirc they increased max age of recruits
let me find it
ouuuuughhh it hurts
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Also I am aware of the hypocrisy as I laugh at that
whilst opening cream dip for my pack of Doritos lol
yeah the lowered the age to 18 to apply (it used to be 21) and increased the age to over 40
they want goons
that's why they're targeting gamers
They treating it like voluntary conscription lol
they want the gooniest of goons
Did they expect gamers to be fit lol
I gotta start exercising my back again, it's about time
https://youtube.com/shorts/-QXcpKmyx1Q?si=to8OiS6MkzVqK6FP
at one point in life you just wish this happens to you
they just want warm bodies to put in brown shirts
destroy the mexicans
Please
Holy fuckin cringe
also insane
I need someone to pull my spine out and crack it like a whip several times
Ice should recruit Missus' dad ngl
He'd fit right in
I mean considering US Navy is now intercepting drug smuggling...not that far off
Soon we will have US Special Forces dismantling Cartels for all wel know
god damn you want someone to go full yautja
they blowing up ships without trial that's crazy yeah
i saw that
just straight up murder
Tbh I'm all for shitting on the cartels. They deserve everything they have coming
I mean, mind you, I don't feel sorry for drug smugglers and cartels, ye
but it is a dangerous precedence for US attitude
Yeah
weird that there's such a problem with cartels oh well im sure that just happened on its own with no particular cause
you can't even be sure those people were actually guilty
Already has been
New magos class with servo dog
fucked up
I joined the war on drugs. On the side of drugs.
Anyways, on a lighter mood.
Owlcat's Rogue Trader allows you to import your own images.
So I did a thing for a laugh
not long before other nations boats get hit by sheer incompetence
i wish broken arrow didn't go to hell, that game was cool
maybe the patch next month
If 343 doesn't sue I'm bombing their headquarters
Jokies ofc

they don't have the balls
rare gamestop w
lmfao
Jurgen, add another JD Vance edit to my collection
GameStop Canada was purchased from its US holder recently and instantly renamed back to EBgames
I think you meant Abelard...(Sorry obligatory Rogue Trader joke)
ABELARD! Crrrease his Jordans!
YOUR JORDANS ARE FAKE, URALON!
broke their collective backs when all other members wiped
Typical Cassia performance
abelard is great, i want to demote him all the way down to the lower decks for a month
I went Cassia with Tactician build so she can boost her own damage 
Back when infinite turns was a thing my mc bio psyker (who was dogshit) at least had the benefit of being able to buff Cassia and give her turns
...who could also give other people more turns
We acted like ten times before the first enemy in combat could most times
i tried to get into the rogue trader crpg but psykers were underwhelming
i want that class fantasy juice come onnnn
I remember the halcyon days of infinite Officer turn-giving spam. 
Build issue
Psykers are broken as fuck
Cassia is still swell even just abusing a single extra turn.
I actually went with the (seemingly) useless Governor/Noble background, but I just shit out her buffs (and Grand Strategist buffs) to Cassia
i don't mean in terms of just putting out damage or whatever
Haha yes, delete the entire map for me Yrliet. 
Then have Cassia wipe the floor
i mean i want the psyker juice
It must depend on the power tree you lean into
where i'm a weird freak who says weird things
Oh well you get idira
Bio felt bad but maybe because I kept trying to make a support build work on it since that seemed like that would be something that was good
I think Psyker need Pyromania to work right now
Although the whole Perils thing just...turns pyksers off for me lol
Idira or not
psyker is my backup when i'm not allowed to go full mechanicus
You can't be a freaky psyker as the RT
Case in point
You know they made one of the DLC bosses - the boss for The Heartless - a Pyromaniac with that move
was what wiped all other members
Idira killed herself turn one with 0 veil degradation and spawned a screamer of Tzeentch during the ||space marine Aurora fight||, I took her off my team permanently after that
I shouldn't have reloaded the save when she did that though because that fight was so fucking easy
Idira is the best support caster
I hate seeing good 40k song concepts stolen by AI slop channels
Cassia had inifinite self regen, and Abelard I sent off to shut down the warp drive so by the time he was availalbe the boss had ||already reached spawndom||
He's a ranged pyromancer tho, not a melee
Idira is very good and worth keeping around if you aren't being a roleplayey dogmatic or don't want to deal with daemons out the ass
What my character does in the clip is different
Oh the visuals looked similar then, I confess.
like a speed freeks song sounds great on paper, but instead we have this
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But ye everyone just kept being pelted with fireballs until they died
Guys am I an addict
man and here I am yet to even complete my first run at all lol
I'm waiting to do a new run till all dlcs are out after my second
But I have to say the DLCs genuniely make the game feel better
each took me about 6 months to complete
i'm gonna go stargazing, see you later chatroom
compared to when I was doing just the base game
oh yeah the golden demons happened
so I dont have time to do one all the times
Cause I can only play in short increments
Remeber this is a world were these guys are doing a better job than team RWBY.
along with all the other games I'm trying to complete
Restart-itis goes brrrr
Team RWBY is hampered by emotionally immature gods who cannot write consistently well enough lol
And these guys are high AF on stims your point also have you ready 40K lore lately.
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Yes is pretty much what happened. Ironically this DLC created more front loaded content so it doesn't feel as...dry? Sloggish?...compared to base game run
