Like dude doesnt even have plans to use it now
#40k-lore-chat
languid meadow
also it's technically illegal no? the white house is under the national parks service iirc and nothing was approved by them
their justification is just "It's privately funded therefore nuh uh"
dark moon
also it's technically illegal no? the white house is under the national parks se...
This “administration” proved with the Jan 6th coup that they don’t give a damn about legality, to be fair.
outer wave
also it's technically illegal no? the white house is under the national parks se...
Probably, but they've already apparently removed two trees dedicated to other presidents for this
plush mason
it will look as gaudy and tacky as any Trump tower
outer wave
Yerrr
crystal forum
white house has been renovated so many times in the past idk why people care about it now as if that's the most pressing issue of the moment
it even burned down once like who cares
people glazing the literal banker
so many left wing outlets i follow just lap up whatever carney does it's so annoying
guy's literally implementing austerity
and the one small canadian news guy who i actually followed went back to being a teacher 😔
plush mason
white house has been renovated so many times in the past idk why people care abo...
because this is the first time a major part of the main building as been totally demolished to build something, and said something is utterly pointless
the east wing isnt where they hold diplomatic meetings or the like
thats the west wing
dark moon
white house has been renovated so many times in the past idk why people care abo...
I just use whatever excuse I can to dunk on the current “administration”. I’m a spiteful guy since their coup attempt on Jan 6th.
crystal forum
it's the white house! what part of it isn't pointless
it's a literal monument to american imperialism
languid meadow
the east wing is for the first lady and her staff
plush mason
yup
crystal forum
i say it should be replaced with a huge ugly trump tower
with lots of expensive lumber
(so it will burn easier)
plush mason
thats what the ballroom is basically
languid meadow
just have presidents live in the Washington monument like the evil wizards they are
dark moon
thats what the ballroom is basically
Foundation pre-soaked in sewage too. 
plush mason
yup
crystal forum
just have presidents live in the Washington monument like the evil wizards they ...
contemplating the palentir orb
plush mason
dont forget DC is built in a literal swamp
languid meadow
A lot of places are
crystal forum
how many of the construction crew do you think are immigrants
the comedy writes itself
plush mason
iirc Berlin is also built on a swamp
crystal forum
if we're lucky the construction will be rushed and poorly completed
actually that's more than likely happening
crystal forum
oops ballroom roof collapses on trump and a bunch of his international allies
sacred ginkgo
i say it should be replaced with a huge ugly trump tower
dark moon
actually that's more than likely happening
I like to believe the sewage pipe breach was intentional, makes me smile either way though.
storm jungle
Lmfao the fucking mini-nuke bag is great
crystal forum
i wonder how many of the construction crew are keeping bricks and shit to sell on ebay
"piece of white house"
30$ only
open to bidding
languid meadow
Got flashedbanged by this so now it's going in here
dark moon
Got flashedbanged by this so now it's going in here
“It’s like poetry, it rhymes.”
crystal forum
it was the UK that got china into opoids tho
wintry cloud
Good ol warhammer day
crystal forum
also funny that the meme correctly doesnt include alaska or hawaii in the 19th century lol
geographically accurate meme
sacred ginkgo
Got flashedbanged by this so now it's going in here
Going in my "start a fight" collection
dark moon
Going in my "start a fight" collection
How many memes are in your “start a fight” collection? 
crystal forum
post one
sacred ginkgo
Most are on my desktop
storm jungle
dude the fucking internal war over the rations is so funny
celest dome
Ward looking at it just drinking champagne at the Chaos
crystal forum
dude the fucking internal war over the rations is so funny
what's the drama about
storm jungle
what's the drama about
to destroy the rations or to collect them
humans are fascinating
languid meadow
dude the fucking internal war over the rations is so funny
they're making propaganda posters on the reddit rn
it's hilarious
opaque coyote
i dont think its fake
Half sarcastic half real
That type of "drama" is fun though
Personally, collect the rations, let Servitors check them for any sus infections
vague flare
Personally I roughly go half and half on the rashuns. Collect half, destroy half
opaque coyote
Iirc aren’t the rashuns tainted?
Yeah, we're treating this like real.
In this case, the rations could be valuable for the Imperium, but we don't know which ones contain the taint
celest dome
i dont think its fake
I think Jay mean fake in the sense that the drama is fabricated
opaque coyote
I think it is worth it to use valuable Servitors to check through them
opaque coyote
I think Jay mean fake in the sense that the drama is fabricated
It's the type made for memes
Not really serious
celest dome
Some are being less facetious
opaque coyote
Also on a random topic for zero reason.
I love it when Batman origin stories give Bruce like a makeshift outfit before the suit
Like even a rich boy like him wouldn't start off with the bat suit immediately
This goes the same for heroes like Spiderman btw
vague flare
I agree. It’s always more interesting imo when a super hero doesn’t start out with their full kit and proper suit.
opaque coyote
Like in Batman begins, he had this fit at the start
vague flare
Like Ironman 1, I felt it was kinda neat how Tony’s first suit was “made in a cave! With a box of scrap!”
vague flare
Like in Batman begins, he had this fit at the start
Ye!
opaque coyote
I think this concept for Batman specifically started off in the Mask of Phantasm
Goated movie btw
vague flare
Like in Batman begins, he had this fit at the start
Honestly this looks ever so slightly more practical, minus the fact that he looks like a stereotypical bank robber
opaque coyote
Like Ironman 1, I felt it was kinda neat how Tony’s first suit was “made in a ca...
I fucking love how they somehow made it look plausible despite it being
Completely ridiculous if you start thinking about it more
Also my man Tony
Literally made a fucking an entire coding language
While in the cave
To program a suit
They actually put that detail in
queen laurel
Literally made a fucking an entire coding language
i mean he is the genius tony stark he is just kind of that guy
opaque coyote
I must have forgotten that detail 😭
Yeah look at his computer in this scene: https://youtu.be/PDSHFeQNsuc?si=4QpBvWTer9aab8y3
- Actual code, seems to be based off of C
- Interface is different than say your usual compliers like Visual Studio
It's also in arabic
My man made his own complier, not code language sorry
opaque coyote
My man made his own complier, not code language sorry
So along with building the suit
He had to make his own complier, use Arabic, and use it to program the bulky ass suit made out of scraps
storm jungle
SEX
dapper gyro
Sorry, I was touching grass.
The game doesn't have that much detective work as initially advertised. Nevertheless, upgrading the deck for the quick hack is kind of the thing to do. Otherwise if you want anything like Gadgets, it is mostly movement techs.
For mod, just go on ModNexus and sort by popularity...
queen laurel
all of them are cool
queen laurel
did they make a fucking portrait for the commorragh commissar, im dying
yeah
vague flare
Wait what is this for? Rogue Trader?
queen laurel
Apparently he was deemed important enough
storm jungle
Wait what is this for? Rogue Trader?
yeah new update gave portraits to some of the side NPCs
plush mason
did they make a fucking portrait for the commorragh commissar, im dying
i mean, the snake dude is also part of that story
storm jungle
i mean, the snake dude is also part of that story
Yeah but he plays a bigger role
vague flare
I wish RT would stop buggin out on me so I could properly enjoy it
But stuff keeps breaking for some reason
queen laurel
I wish RT would stop buggin out on me so I could properly enjoy it
owlcat crpg moment
vague flare
Might try reinstalling
plush mason
Yeah but he plays a bigger role
not for me as i put him in a cage unless im doing heretic lol
queen laurel
Might try reinstalling
Have you verified the files?
storm jungle
not for me as i put him in a cage unless im doing heretic lol
bad
storm jungle
all of them are cool
also where did you find these images
plush mason
most likely pulled from the game files as 1.5 is out so that is where they would be
queen laurel
also where did you find these images
Where else from the most helpful specific cesspool on the planet
crystal forum
Sex. You heard me.
scalie
storm jungle
https://www.reddit.com/r/RogueTraderCRPG/comments/1odb5a5/all_of_the_new_portrai...
very interesting
crystal forum
exactly that means i can spot one when i see one
plush mason
vaild point
vague flare
I’m suddenly tempted to put up my old old pfp :3
plush mason
vague flare
Tell me, Lady Dilara, does this pfp at all violate Da Rulez?
crystal forum
lmao
vague flare
:3
dapper gyro
Wtf... Anyway.
crystal forum
great input as always deino
queen laurel
great input as always deino
i mean it's kind of the thing we just kind of do here anyway
We are the type to talk about why the pirating at the coastal waters of some random island is affecting the trout population then go back to talking to how Godzilla can beat Donkey Kong in a fight
vagrant fox
trouts can get fucked useless fish they are
queen laurel
After which we go back to talking warhammer Lore
dapper gyro
I don't even care about lore. I care about guns going pew pew and the soldiers with back issues.
queen laurel
I don't even care about lore. I care about guns going pew pew and the soldiers w...
are you in warhammer purely for the guns going pew pew and the soldiers with back issues.?
crystal forum
says the guy who suddenly cares about lore topics when the channel is too woke for him
smh
one day
dapper gyro
are you in warhammer purely for the guns going pew pew and the soldiers with bac...
Yes
storm jungle
says the guy who suddenly cares about lore topics when the channel is too woke f...
i think he just finds the furryplay talk cringe and this is a very normal opinion to have lol
so knock it off
I almost vomited at the "lady dilara" bit
crystal forum
he does this for anything he finds cringe which coincidentally is the typical chud things
storm jungle
Its really not
crystal forum
you just don't look for it
storm jungle
Shut up Jay 
dapper gyro
Lore is the data points to make sense of the pew pew... And back issues.
queen laurel
Lore is the data points to make sense of the pew pew... And back issues.
eh good enough
valid needle
Tell me, Lady Dilara, does this pfp at all violate Da Rulez?
All of them.
crystal forum
Shut up Jay <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
i have literally always been right about this stuff you know i'm valid here
storm jungle
i have literally always been right about this stuff you know i'm valid here
Explode.
queen laurel
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/rush3hdf/warhammer-age-of-sig...
maggie i literally pinged you for this
dapper gyro
eh good enough
This is why I avoid Ork specifically.
vague flare
I almost vomited at the "lady dilara" bit
Fair
queen laurel
This is why I avoid Ork specifically.
I mean they have a gun that shoots goblins into the void inside someone's rib cage of course you would avoid that type of faction
vague flare
Fair
dapper gyro
i think he just finds the furryplay talk cringe and this is a very normal opinio...
I have fun with furry people. Fun bunch. I'm tired of people using it to push their opinions/arguments though.
crystal forum
controversial furry opinions like "uwu" and ":3"
valid needle
controversial furry opinions like "uwu" and ":3"
vagrant fox
goonswarm mentioned?
rose thorn
maggie i literally pinged you for this
THATS WHY I HAD A PING, sorry I was taking an exam
queen laurel
THATS WHY I HAD A PING, sorry I was taking an exam
no issues then
That is way more important
crystal forum
i guess he's just straight up wearing terminator armor now
why does he have a hood now
i hate painting those terminator hoods
hard to get behind the head
dapper gyro
THATS WHY I HAD A PING, sorry I was taking an exam
You can go to 'notification' > 'recent' to see what the pings are about.
It helps with the ghost ping as well.
arctic talon
i guess he's just straight up wearing terminator armor now
It’s based on his 6e mini
arctic talon
No
crystal forum
aint no way man
arctic talon
That one is 3e
crystal forum
it's literally just terminator
arctic talon
This is his 6e mini
Also yes it’s terminator armor
It’s the armor of Hera or whatever
He’s got multiple sets of armor lol
arctic talon
Wait no it’s the Armor of Antioches
crystal forum
fake fan
arctic talon
The armor of Hera is the gravis set
lol
But yeah his new mini is a reimagined/redone version of his termie armor
But yeah calgar has had 3 dif armor types on his mini
crystal forum
as if the leviathan box captain wasnt UM coded enough
crystal forum
But yeah calgar has had 3 dif armor types on his mini
UM literally get 3 chapter master models that's crazy
crystal forum
nah but it's the xenos factions that are bloated fr fr
arctic talon
Original RT, 3e, 6e, 8e, 10e
lol
He must sell insanely well
That’s the only explanation
arctic talon
well it did take a long ass time for him to get a new model so
Not really
For a named character he gets an insane amount
No one else is even close
crystal forum
For a named character he gets an insane amount
especially for how boring he is 😪
also
surprisingly diverse amount of models in the UM combat patrol
you got one of every type of armor
tacticus, phobos and gravis
languid meadow
remote wadi
languid meadow
my fav genre of video is taking a very serious heart wrenching movie and putting silly music over it
crystal forum
wouldn't it be funny if the new class is admech and most of the weapons are just the generic reject weapons
skitarii with an autogun
languid meadow
queen laurel
The new class is me
Breaking news new class released is the least played in darktide history ever
lament shoal
All my weapons are autoguns. No melee, no sidearms. Just 3 autoguns
vague flare
So I remember reading a reddit thread of all things that off-handedly mentioned that some higher up Necron is trans. Is that an actual thing and story or was it more of a headcanon thing?
outer wave
All my weapons are autoguns. No melee, no sidearms. Just 3 autoguns
My class would be my fists
Thats it
lament shoal
So I remember reading a reddit thread of all things that off-handedly mentioned ...
Yea there's a few mentions of more than one trans necron character
Its canon
queen laurel
So I remember reading a reddit thread of all things that off-handedly mentioned ...
yes
They are kind of above the concepts of gender because they can kind of just become whatever gender they want on a whim
If a necron guy wants to be the most pretty princess ever you can't really stop him
outer wave
They are 10 billion years old so yeah
More than enough time while being in a genderless body to do whatever with yourself
vague flare
That’s awesome
queen laurel
That’s awesome
Yeah it's great
languid meadow
I love woke necrons so much, we have gays, trans, and old people
glory to the eternal empire
vague flare
Also I’ve saw someone mention once that queer characters are in quite a number of 40K works and are across more than just the Necrons. This sounds really stupid I know
languid meadow
there is a decent amount of them as the imperium as a whole doesn't care of course that can change from planet to planet but yeah
I think the Ciaphas Cain novels have a lesbian or two but I could be misremembering
lament shoal
The concept of homophobia/transphobia in 40k doesn't really exist anymore as it was replaced by xenophobia and classism lmfao
vague flare
Fair
queen laurel
Also I’ve saw someone mention once that queer characters are in quite a number o...
i mean
Lelith Hesperax has a girlfriend
near wasp
Only thing I can imagine wouldn't be preferable is gay relationships can't make children to die for the imperium but also I don't think that matters in places like the guard cause your gonna die anyways
queen laurel
also don't forget one of the wychs in big dakka used to be a guy
vague flare
i mean
Lelith Hesperax has a girlfriend
Who? But also she pretty :3
but why no practical armor on the torso?
rocky gale
She just dodges with supernatural reflexes
lament shoal
Who? But also she pretty :3
but why no practical armor on the torso?
Drukhari are masochists as much as they are sadists
vague flare
Ah fair. Yeah I did hear that from the videos I was watching last night
Was watching a faction summary video by… Bricky I think?
queen laurel
Who? But also she pretty :3
but why no practical armor on the torso?
i haven't read the book but the writer confirmed it so
vague flare
Well I say summary. It was in depth stuff but only sorta… surface level in depth that only really covered who the faction is and their history and why they are the way they are
queen laurel
Who? But also she pretty :3
but why no practical armor on the torso?
i found her name Morghana
vague flare
Neat!
lament shoal
Only thing I can imagine wouldn't be preferable is gay relationships can't make ...
From a narrative standpoint I can see nobles disapproving of it but only because they want descendants for the bloodline
vagrant fox
taenar was a thot who left his home for myrin and now these eldar gay smh
languid meadow
By Tropical Lizard
vague flare
Okay another goofy question from a silly girl who has trouble conveying her thoughts correctly. What is a good, relatively inexpensive book that is good for getting into the series? Preferably something NOT from the Imperium perspective but if it is from the Imperium pov at least from the pov of the guards if that makes sense
queen laurel
Okay another goofy question from a silly girl who has trouble conveying her thou...
That's the thing with warhammer you kind of just start with whatever you want and work your way through
vague flare
Heck
vagrant fox
there are no cheap physical books, epubs and audio books however
queen laurel
yeah warhammer costs a pretty penny
languid meadow
Ok so what faction do you want to know the most about like what interests you, and yeah audio books are the least expensive.
near wasp
From a narrative standpoint I can see nobles disapproving of it but only because...
Could result in exile probably and disinhereting them
queen laurel
and yeah as the funny clown suggested read epubs or audio books
vague flare
I don’t have the means to listen to audio books I don’t think. Don’t those usually require an app?
languid meadow
Audible has the best options iirc but it's amazon
vagrant fox
unfortunately
vagrant fox
As long as you have an internet browser you can use audible, for audiobooks at least
There's the black library website for epubs but some of them are expensive although I haven't checked in a while
languid meadow
before getting any books I highly recommend look at the factions first
since the imperium is so split up there's a lot
space marines and guard themselves have so many sub factions that have their own books
near wasp
Wish me luck fellas huge storm out here
queen laurel
Wish me luck fellas huge storm out here
Fight with your bare hands
vague flare
It looks like Audible requires a sub to listen to anything period
vagrant fox
zamn
languid meadow
that's new
wtf
lameeee
I would still just research and look into factions before making any type of purchase tho since decades of stuff is online for free
vagrant fox
epubs aren't so very expensive on BLs website and figure out what faction you want to read yea
vague flare
Every book I look at is saying I can get a free 30 day trial bascially
near wasp
You can buy audiobooks without a sub
A sub just gives you credits for books depending on your their but you can still outright buy books
near wasp
Fight with your bare hands
I don't think that's gonna work when a tree breaks in half and crushed me
queen laurel
I don't think that's gonna work when a tree breaks in half and crushed me
I'm joking do you think I would actually say to someone to go outside and fight a storm with their hands
That's like asking someone through you see the bear over there can you stab it with your knife
queen laurel
I'm american so yes
Well then shoot it
near wasp
I can't afford the bullets
queen laurel
Welp
vagrant fox
turn your fan against it
near wasp
That might work
near wasp
Such a good one
languid meadow
it is but I struggle reading space marine stuff a lot
which sucks because I do like a lot of their stuff
but fuckkkkkk
vagrant fox
i've conditioned myself to relentlessly hate anything alpha legion so i hate it even though i haven't even read the synopsis
languid meadow
yeah the silver templars
near wasp
i've conditioned myself to relentlessly hate anything alpha legion so i hate it ...
They really aren't so bad tbh
I get the hate tho this books redeems all the stupid memes
Like they are fully aware of our dumb they are
vagrant fox
i jest, they're fine. It's just that all 40k memes should be banned after a 1 year lifespan
near wasp
40kmemes are the same four jokes repeating endlessly
languid meadow
so tired
and it will not end
will probably die before the shovel meme goes away
vagrant fox
yes yes the blood ravens are kleptomaniacs the joke has been funny for the last 16 years
frosty wind
languid meadow
dapper gyro
Meme in my 40K?
Having fun in my 40K?
sacred ginkgo
Just met the dude who did the trench crusade world map
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/love-death-and-robots-gif-how-zeke-got-religion-gif-gif-7...
LMAO
vagrant fox
why is it back i'm going to piss
vagrant fox
Just met the dude who did the trench crusade world map
elaborate
storm jungle
why is it back i'm going to **piss**
They just made a new one from the fallout a few months back
also "suggested for you" im sorry 😭
vagrant fox
I tell it to mute the fucking thing and not recommend it anymore and next week when i check this stupid website it's back
vague flare
So is it true that Orks magic works via believing hard enough or is it a bit more nuanced than that?
vagrant fox
guess I'll just read the local news or something whatever there's no good websites to go
sacred ginkgo
elaborate
I'm vending at an event and I met the artist who drew the world map for trench crusade
They have also done a bunch of work for WotC and Catalyst
storm jungle
So is it true that Orks magic works via believing hard enough or is it a bit mor...
More nuanced. Ork psychic powers basically work like reality lube/duct-tape, the more orks there are and more bigger a waaagh is the more they can make their gear function and paranormal phenomena provided by their gods to occur, they dont will or think stuff out of existence, thats a meme.
vague flare
Ahhh okay. Interesting! Also Orks are one if the few factions that actually know what fun is, right?
languid meadow
well they're the faciton that has the most fun in anything they do
vague flare
That’s the vibe I got, yeah
languid meadow
other factions have fun and light hearted moments but orcs (from their perspectives) are just having fun
but read a book where it's not their stuff
and holy shit
storm jungle
If by fun you mean just waging war and killing everything then yeah lol
languid meadow
they're horrifying
languid meadow
like an orc book from their perspective is mostly looney toons type shit (most of it) but a book from the guards perspective and christ it's BAD
vague flare
Well yeah I meant from their perspective they’re having tons of fun
languid meadow
Orcs get a lot in regards to xenos factions
vague flare
like an orc book from their perspective is mostly looney toons type shit (most o...
But isn’t this kinda how it is for every faction? From an outsider’s pov they’re all comically evil, yeah?
rocky gale
A lot of the Imperial POV's see themselves as comically evil as well
languid meadow
But isn’t this kinda how it is for every faction? From an outsider’s pov they’re...
Dark eldar books and imperial books are also pretty fucking evil from their stuff as well
well it depends I guess for imperials
some books not so much but there is still horrifying stuff that happens but everyone is so jaded
I think Necron and Orks have the most it's fine from their perspective type books but horrifying from the others
but Necron novels are either funny asf with some moments of heartfelt stuff (infinite and the divine) or depression (Twice dead king)
need to see what the new one is like when it comes out
paper haven
they literally will enslave and eat you
Yeah and that's fun as hell.
dapper gyro
I'm vending at an event and I met the artist who drew the world map for trench c...
Curious, what do you sell?
sacred ginkgo
Mostly secondhand for wargames
But we also have a bunch of retail priced stuff for Dnd and other rpg systems, as well as hobby supplies and dice and stuff
dapper gyro
Cool!
lament shoal
Got back into battlefield 1
rocky gale
"Sumeros Summerking, the Carrion King, the Lord of Masques, the First Exemplar, the Blood Rose Prince, the Sombre Paladin, and now the official Warhammer Age of Sigmar Miniature of the Decade, it’s none other than Ushoran, Mortarch of Delusion."
I like that they used all of his titles
storm jungle
"The Blood Rose Prince" for that ugly mug is CRAZY
rocky gale
storm jungle
rocky gale
storm jungle
BRUH
rocky gale
Why did Arcane steal our emote
But as for the lore reason, according to the followers of Neferata he was known as the Blood Rose Prince before his transformation and it was Neferata herself who turned him into a monster for betraying her.
But uhh knowing Neferata and Ushorans lore from Old World, she probably just got jealous of him again and fucked him over again
dark moon
Got back into battlefield 1
Ah, Monte Grappa.
storm jungle
But uhh knowing Neferata and Ushorans lore from Old World, she probably just got...
yeah it deffo fits
also based Neferata, gaslight, bloodkeep, girlboss 💅
rocky gale
So sad that Ushorans lore in Old World is literally he set up a kingdom for the express purpose of making a home safe for all of his siblings to live and then when he invited them all to come live with him, they instead all just plotted to undermine and destroy his kingdom.
dapper gyro
Sound like real life.
storm jungle
Literally lol
sacred bluff
Not literally 
storm jungle
sacred bluff
Got back into battlefield 1
okay this made me laugh
daring creek
Do you think people unironically agree with super earth
sacred bluff
dapper gyro
Do you think people unironically agree with super earth
To be a satire, things need to be based on something in reality.
lament shoal
Do you think people unironically agree with super earth
Yes. I've seen it. They infest the comment sections of just about every helldivers video I see on YouTube
daring creek
Yes. I've seen it. They infest the comment sections of just about every helldive...
You sure they not just roleplayers?
runic vector
This is my meme now.
Go on, I stole it so it’s only fair
dark moon
Go on, I stole it so it’s only fair
@prime seal I have a funny meme for ye.
There ye are.
lament shoal
You sure they not just roleplayers?
I'm certain because they get on your ass about it if you disagree
storm jungle
I really got no idea how anyone can question the stupidity of a human beings.
We have furries who literally wanna be nazis. People wanting to be a part of super earth are like very low bar lol
rose thorn
We make up people because we know they are real but don’t wanna admit it
opaque coyote
You hire them and they simply just fucking kill you
storm jungle
Because it is possible and probable, it has happened
This also ironically very much ring strue
the US literally just established a Ministry of Truth in the Pentagon with the Media Corps lol
dark moon
You hire them and they simply just fucking kill you
That’s part of the bonus!
opaque coyote
We have furries who literally wanna be nazis. People wanting to be a part of sup...
This is semi-related
Have we ever actually seen what life is like on super earth
Like I don't think we ever actually visited there
storm jungle
This is semi-related
Have we ever actually seen what life is like on super ear...
We have an idea of how awful it is
opaque coyote
Besides the training course
storm jungle
but straight up footage no
Its essentially an ultra-police state as per the city maps.
opaque coyote
We have an idea of how awful it is
Overly fascist, presumably follows eugenics, an extreme police state
storm jungle
Overly fascist, presumably follows eugenics, an extreme police state
not even presumably, literally
one of the planets you capture for an MO has a ministry of truth research center that outright monitors the genetic data and thought patterns of citizens lol
opaque coyote
Also I think in HD1,
Although it's not canon since HD2 takes place after they win.
storm jungle
Its canon.
the first galactic war gets mentioned along with some engagements from it
opaque coyote
Its canon.
Not finished yet
storm jungle
Not finished yet
No
opaque coyote
I know the game itself is canon
Just that one of the results that can happen isn't
If one of the factions actually captures super earth
Humanity literally just moves to a new planet and calls it Super Earth
It's not canon cause humanity won the first galactic war.
But admittedly it is very funny
storm jungle
Fun fact that was also a possibility if the players lost Super Earth in HD2
they had a video prepped to go and conquer a new capital planet lol
opaque coyote
Also the fact that they outright rewrote a lot of history
The great wall of China is called
The great wall of democracy
...I almost want to see their history textbooks
storm jungle
Yeah theres also no religion anymore
its all democracy and liberty-based
which is fucked up
terse kestrel
That sounds great!
storm jungle
But anyway yeah Super Earth is comically evil/depressing
their wikipage is a trip lol
opaque coyote
its all democracy and liberty-based
Also the pyramids of super earth
The Great Wall of Democracy
opaque coyote
And also...
An average suburb
Worst part is that Super Earth probably is more green than us due to all of the houses using solar panels
storm jungle
reminder that this is a propaganda image as well
opaque coyote
True
opaque coyote
Heap of salt and all that
storm jungle
(I assume the designers just forgot)
arctic talon
I miss all the alternate helldiver voice accents that were in HD1 lol
more voices in HD2
or not
idk
storm jungle
best i can do is
- White Guy 1
- White Guy 2
- White Girl 1
- White Girl 2
opaque coyote
pretty sure its just a designer mistake
Maybe
Either that or Antarctica is literally just an island now.
Also the funniest part is that they renamed the Pacific Ocean "Liberty Ocean"
storm jungle
Maybe
Either that or Antarctica is literally just an island now.
Also the funn...
theres no poles in any other planet trust me lol
storm jungle
Democrantic Ocean
daring creek
I really got no idea how anyone can question the stupidity of a human beings.
It's difficult to believe a person agrees with a fictional regime thats very very on the nose with what its symbolizing and referencing.
storm jungle
It's difficult to believe a person agrees with a fictional regime thats very **v...
thats the thing see
people support these until its them at the end of the barrel
by the time they realise their lives are also worthless its too late
daring creek
storm jungle
facists/authoritarians always eat each other
daring creek
Maybe it's because I don't go outside enough
storm jungle
Yeah for the better tbh
daring creek
No it's bad! 😭
dark moon
No it's bad! 😭
Trust me pal. Ignorance is bliss. 
daring creek
Like. How can I explain it better.
opaque coyote
Democrantic Ocean
Justic Ocean
storm jungle
Justic Ocean
daring creek
You're playing as...a bumbling drone that repeats whatever it was hypnotized with
Liberty, Freedom, Democracy.
Brainrot terms in the setting of Helldivers
storm jungle
thats what makes it great that people dont realise, and how the game is made in such a way that you will ALWAYS die, even if its once, thats how disposable and worthless Helldivers are lol
the devs also thank god never lose the focus of the game
the satire is fucking hilarious
storm jungle
Yeah remember most Divers are teenagers lol
opaque coyote
Apparently here is a fan made map of Super Earth.
I like the red parts where it's literally the last rainforests
storm jungle
most also wake up from cryo and got no idea what even happening
daring creek
Literally packed sardines
storm jungle
Yep lol
daring creek
No. Magazines. Human bullets.
storm jungle
its why when you finish training you go on a rocket that is just littered with cryopods
opaque coyote
Apparently here is a fan made map of Super Earth.
I like the red parts where it...
Also the Antarctica detail maybe intentional since Florida and California
Js
Not there anymore
storm jungle
map's wrong anyway since we've seen super earth at this point
daring creek
its why when you finish training you go on a rocket that is just *littered* with...
Yeah
opaque coyote
most also wake up from cryo and got *no idea* what even happening
Isn't there a mission where we literally grab like several cryo pods
storm jungle
Isn't there a mission where we literally grab like several cryo pods
Nah, you protect the rockets launching with the pods
daring creek
HD2 has indepth writing? I thought that was all in hd1
opaque coyote
Also I forgot, isn't Super Earth basically ruled by AI
daring creek
Or is it just in bits n pieces
storm jungle
Also I forgot, isn't Super Earth basically ruled by AI
We dont know but it partially is
storm jungle
HD2 has indepth writing? I thought that was all in hd1
you should read the Major Orders
opaque coyote
Because I know the voting machines use AI to uh
daring creek
Fuck me
daring creek
you should read the Major Orders
I always ignored those tbh
opaque coyote
storm jungle
I always ignored those tbh
Thats literally where all the lore is
daring creek
Probably an archive somewhere
daring creek
Yipeee
storm jungle
they got tons of hilarious shit
opaque coyote
We dont know but it partially is
Idk what's funnier.
The idea that they have to use AI to rig the voting.
Or the fact that if we are ruled by AI, the AI might be stupid
daring creek
I will puts that in my large pile of things to read
storm jungle
Idk what's funnier.
The idea that they have to use AI to rig the voting.
Or th...
We do know theres a ruling "body" at least
and a President
we just dont know how it works fully
since its all propaganda
opaque coyote
we just dont know how it works fully
Most likely the ruling body actually rules (if it does exist)
And the president is a figurehead
lament shoal
I once saw a guy who unironically believed the bugs in HD are fascist
opaque coyote
I once saw a guy who unironically believed the bugs in HD are fascist
...
storm jungle
storm jungle
...
Super Earth refers to them as fascists
which is the joke because how the fuck can bugs be fascist
THATS NOT EVEN HOW TERMINIDS WORK
opaque coyote
Super Earth refers to them as fascists
...now I'm imagining the Terminids wearing Nazi outfits
storm jungle
...now I'm imagining the Terminids wearing Nazi outfits
opaque coyote
Nazi Space Bugs (that we crush up to make oil)
((sponsored by super earth))
(((please let my family go)))
opaque coyote
thanks Bush
Random fun fact.
Bush hated Broccoli, so much so his son mentioned it during his funeral.
storm jungle
Random fun fact.
Bush hated Broccoli, so much so his son mentioned it during hi...
Fuck em both
prime seal
(((please let my family go)))
((((get us another 200k liters and we'll think about it))))
lament shoal
I like broccoli its good in noodles
opaque coyote
Broccoli is fine
Now Brussel Sprouts
prime seal
I like broccoli its good in noodles
doesnt work well in noodles imo
opaque coyote
There's a reason
Why every cartoon has kids hate them
It is because they are disgusting
Even for vegetables
lament shoal
Disgusting
prime seal
It is because they are disgusting
damn, i mean if cartoons say it
daring creek
I once saw a guy who unironically believed the bugs in HD are fascist
??? They're literally fuel cows where did he even...
They're murderous in the same way an animal is
daring creek
Maybe logical fallacy is a plague
daring creek
https://tenor.com/view/cursed-ohio-meme-ayy-lmao-meme-kitty-gif-1174073718680601...
I WANT SUSHI
SEND ME SUSHI PLEASE
paper haven
They're murderous in the same way an animal is
Granted, that just happens to make them exceptionally dangerous.
daring creek
I mean
It seems like they literally evolved against super earth lmfao
Especially the armored warriors that actually huddle their head and front legs together to shield themselves from bullets as they suicidally charge at you
Thinking about that makes me admire them some
arctic talon
It seems like they literally evolved against super earth lmfao
Tbf their current forms look nothing like their original form
The rupture strain are getting closer
languid meadow
they were more crustacean like in HD1
I think it's implied they're regaining some intelligence back
arctic talon
The rupture strain looking more like the helldiver 1 bugs is cool
daring creek
I hate parties
Why do they gotta be so loud...
This drink bouta make this endurable
Ya know
When I saw the white house gov website. My very first thought was "Helldivers"
Is helldivers a irl reference
Id like to stop living in a parody now. Thanks.
Do you think Donald Trump is a future Chaos god
Think about it
All cake tastes the same unless its homemade
Fun fact only reason egg is on cake mix box recipes is so house wives could feel like they're cooking
Its cooking in the same way that microwaving a frozen dinner is
Add water
And you're done.
It also makes the cake more solid
But yeah
Actually now that I look into that some. It may not be entirely true
But whateverrrr
prime seal
okay time to read this black woman's new piece of literaturee
daring creek
Which one
prime seal
Why do they gotta be so loud...
lots of people
daring creek
Theres a lot of them
daring creek
lots of people
Okay but they could just do better
prime seal
wait you're at a party rn?
daring creek
Also hello Hitler Killer 9000
Birthday party that pretty much ended
I am
I have had
A
drink.
prime seal
talking about donald trump being a chaos god
daring creek
So I am extra stupid atm
prime seal
Also hello Hitler Killer 9000
daring creek
talking about donald trump being a chaos god
Listen that was probably before I got it
Mmm...
Burger King
opaque coyote
prime seal
would never put in my mouth something called a whopper
daring creek
I had habit of like. Removing pickle
prime seal
but that might be the fact im not american
daring creek
It tasted fine
But
The pickle showed me the truth
Its not the pickle thats shit
Its the entire burger
Its slop incarnate
daring creek
but that might be the fact im not american
Erm not american? Wow I can't imagine living in a freedomless country
prime seal
I had habit of like. Removing pickle
daring creek
In america. We have.
Constitution
It's definitely not a
Meaningless
Old
Piece of paper
That really doesn't matter.
Why do people argue over the second amendment
The argument should end at it being old and outdated
daring creek
I think that guy should have his ass beaten
prime seal
Why do people argue over the second amendment
because in america they dont let people vote on amendment changes iirc
sacred ginkgo
I think that guy should have his ass beaten
I don't think anyone can beat his ass, he's a final fantasy protag
daring creek
Listen I don't care who he is
Call his mother
Wanna know who can beat every anime protagonist? Their mothers
sacred ginkgo
Call his mother
Dead
daring creek
Call his mother anyway
sacred ginkgo
Would probably work
prime seal
I don't think anyone can beat his ass, he's a final fantasy protag
there are other final fantasy mc's that are stronger than him
sacred ginkgo
And none are around to beat his ass or the plot wouldn't work
prime seal
like, lightning and clive and thats it im pretty sure
sacred ginkgo
The plot barely works anyway but that's besides the point
prime seal
15 wasnt that good but it was still a lot better than 13
XIII commits the greatests of sins being boring
dapper gyro
Why do people argue over the second amendment
What is an amendment?
Sorry, non American here.
sacred ginkgo
Explaining that would require defining amendment with itself
Something they tacked on to amend it
dapper gyro
Exactly, the definition of it.
dapper gyro
To keep it simple, a change to the initial constitution. Which means the constitution can be changed if all parties agree.
dapper gyro
So an amendment itself is an update, a change. Yet people refuse to acknowledge its obsolescence.
arctic talon
18 and 21 are the two most idiotic amendments imo
"ban alcohol"
"unban alcohol"
celest dome
The constitution is meaningless if it isn't being upheld and only used to stop social progress
urban spire
the constitution is a holy symbol of managed democracy
median star
What does an "amendment" mean?
synonymous w tenet
celest dome
The movie with Patinson ?
daring creek
the constitution is a holy symbol of managed democracy
dogshit meme weapon
median star
The movie with Patinson ?
opaque coyote
The constitution is meaningless if it isn't being upheld and only used to stop s...
Yeah I don't think MFS back in the 1700's really expected us to keep with it for so long
They expected a rogue president, and even detailed what to do
They didn't expect for all 3 branches to immediately suck the president's dick
Because I doubt they expected us to be this
Fucking
Stupid
daring creek
i dont think it was intended to last this long
opaque coyote
i dont think it was intended to last this long
Frankly, it is actually remarkable that it did.
I'm not sure whether that's a testament to the constitution
Or our laziness
But either way it is remarkable
celest dome
Your laziness 💀
opaque coyote
Also our election system kinda sucks and we don't vote independently on issues
...
For some reason
opaque coyote
As soon as the Republicans gerrymander every vote from parts of states where minorities live
daring creek
opaque coyote
Also our military is now being privately funded
$130 million dollar donation
How generous
prime seal
How generous
the good guys™ need that money to defend America from the bad guys™
lofty mason
Does the Imperium domesticate non-sentient xenos?
queen laurel
Does the Imperium domesticate non-sentient xenos?
what like plants?
daring creek
Ok so
like
I should be president
mkay.
If you put Pickles on my burger
Death Penalty.
prime seal
If you put Pickles on my burger
you:
daring creek
I'm dropping you on the floor and kicking your ribs
lament shoal
I too am a pickle hater
daring creek
Lets band together to pulverize Fashslayers ribs with combat boots
median star
eventually!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the trickle down economics should be hitting reagen in hell right about now by my calculations
daring creek
mm
Okay so
Hank Hill
Is either a turtle
or a frog
or a toad
Hank has
A very small ass.
So much that it's actually a condition lmfao
Dude had to wear sand bags in his pants
prime seal
daring creek
ur nerd
misty vector
he would be a carnivore bc he likes propane and grilling
woven plank
daring creek
Lmfao
rose thorn
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/332936795249573889/1429654508220190822/...
Using slavery and oppression as apart of your plan to your utopia isn’t really a good sign
At the very least he’s on the same level as PB
valid needle
At the very least he’s on the same level as PB
Who’s PB
rose thorn
Princess bubblegum
valid needle
Well she doesn’t sound very evil
rose thorn
She is pretty fucked up
queen laurel
Well she doesn’t sound very evil
yeah it's surface level
she has done plenty of bad things
valid needle
My God Emperor is evil and based
queen laurel
My God Emperor is evil and based
Are you familiar with Adventure Time
valid needle
No
rose thorn
It’s quite good
valid needle
she has done plenty of bad things
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/fun-this-is-where-the-fun-begins-anakin-skywalker-revenge...
https://youtu.be/NbIHwgqZerI?si=UDQaa0bi6KMjGiRP aight watch this video and come back to me
rose thorn
She almost killed an entire civilization of people to steal their nukes lmao
valid needle
She almost killed an entire civilization of people to steal their nukes lmao
Based af
rose thorn
She brainwashed and clones this one guy and sends him on suicide missions
Oh yeah she also caused multiple zombie apocalypse
Anyway she’s peak
queen laurel
yeah she is quite the bastard
rose thorn
She does horrible shit but she isn’t really evil, she’s a really hurt person and she is trying to do what she thinks is best for her people in her head
queen laurel
She does horrible shit but she isn’t really evil, she’s a really hurt person and...
starting zombie apocalypse is more than once isn't a good saintly virtue i say
dapper gyro
She wants an utopia for herself and herself alone.
rose thorn
She was trying to revive her dead candy citizens Because she can’t cope with her letting them down
rose thorn
She wants an utopia for herself and herself alone.
And her candy people, but she views them like videogame npcs
dapper gyro
Big E tried to help humanity... But the brother is too autistic.
queen laurel
She was trying to revive her dead candy citizens Because she can’t cope with he...
just the things she has done to flame Princess is all I need to know she ain't shit
rose thorn
“I will save humanity by standardizing slavery and oppression of the weak”
PBG also has really, really, really, bad trust issues, one of the main reason she dates marcs because PB knows she can kill her lmao
Later in life she gets better in the new show
dapper gyro
Dude is like "my sons can unite us on their own". Then surprise that half of humanity said fuck you.
rose thorn
Marc does a lot of heavy lifting for pbg and lets her off her god complex horse
But yeha pbg takes her death
Really really really reallly really badly
queen laurel
Marc does a lot of heavy lifting for pbg and lets her off her god complex horse
Her morality is quite all over the place it's the thing
like she was at one point freezing the FREEZING flame kingdom
rose thorn
She is paranoid and has a god complex
But she’s an utter saint to people she can trust
In the future (not far future) she tries to make up for her mistakes
She saves the glass kingdom for example
With marcline
And go in adventure and stuff
In the far far future when we remember PBG is literally immortal yeha she becomes a god queen dictator
remote wadi
Big E tried to help humanity... But the brother is too autistic.
Honestly I don't believe he ever had that much good intentions
I mean perpetuals gave up on him
Malcador knew they expected the primarchs to betray the emperor they just didn't know which ones and didn't expect it to be so early
Also big E has multiple souls
I still wonder why no one suspected this is a chaos god
daring creek
https://youtu.be/NbIHwgqZerI?si=UDQaa0bi6KMjGiRP aight watch this video and come...
.
daring creek
https://youtu.be/NbIHwgqZerI?si=UDQaa0bi6KMjGiRP aight watch this video and come...
Girl Boss Girl Boss Girl Boss Girl Boss Girl Boss Girl Boss GIRL BOSS GIRL BOSS GIRL BOSS GIRL BOSS
tough haven
Later in life she gets better in the new show
Distant lands?
Or Fiona and cake?
I wrote some dialogue for a Ork Nob facing down my party’s runtherd, thoughts?
“Well, well! Look what da squigs drug in! If it ain’t Ogak Githelpa! Ahahaha! They’z tellin’ a lot of stories about you. About an Ork that ran away from ‘iz tribe, working with Humies, that’s got a zoggin humie for a boss! All for a few weedy, stinkin’ Grots! You’z wouldn’t know Orky if it clobbered ya to death! An’ Im dead Orky!”
“Dis one’s mine! If anyone touches ‘im, I’ll stomp ya flat!”
rose thorn
Distant lands?
Distant lands
tough haven
I gotta rewatch that
valid needle
https://youtu.be/NbIHwgqZerI?si=UDQaa0bi6KMjGiRP aight watch this video and come...
Holy hell she’s hilarious, might actually watch this💀
hallow saddle
brunt is secretly inquissitor grendyl
daring creek
I believe it
prime seal
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/332936795249573889/1429654508220190822/...
replace the pony with Dr Doom
remote wadi
replace the pony with Dr Doom
No Dr doom doesn't know nothing about utopia
Actually his entire mental state collapsed once he had more power
rose thorn
The joke of Dr doom is he can make a utopia but he refuse
prime seal
wym quite the opposite?
they got to an alternate universe where he doesnt have a rivalry with reed and he does create a utopia
one of his charachters central themes is how holding grudges holds you back
remote wadi
one of his charachters central themes is how holding grudges holds you back
True but those grudges really do limit him
Even when he could make an utopia he still thought reed would make a better one
And he kinda went crazy on that
prime seal
Is that he doesn't have the management skill to handle an utopia
also this is like soo funny, he has the skill to overthrow the beyonders and become omnipotent just below the one above all but he can't handle building a utopia?
remote wadi
also this is like soo funny, he has the skill to overthrow the beyonders and bec...
Not the first time this happens in comics
prime seal
mind you when he does that, he also proceeds to build a utopia
remote wadi
Batman can do all of that standing just below the DC equivalent but he can't kill joker
prime seal
there are multiple instances of dr doom being given complete reign and he ends up building a utopia
prime seal
Batman can do all of that standing just below the DC equivalent but he can't kil...
what does batmans no kill rule have to do with this
remote wadi
there are multiple instances of dr doom being given complete reign and he ends u...
Till it unavoidable collapses
prime seal
2 different things
prime seal
Till it unavoidable collapses
who decided that?
remote wadi
My point is comics do have that human limitations on god like heroes
jade holly
there are multiple instances of dr doom being given complete reign and he ends u...
What about Santa Doom?
remote wadi
Or characters
jade holly
remote wadi
who decided that?
The marvel writer that writes about the collapses
prime seal
okay tell us about one collapse
prime seal
doom in red goes crazy
remote wadi
There's a history in one of the alternative universes when he does anscend into a superior being after beating evil reed and they write a lot inside his mind, he did build an utopia but he thought reed would make a better one if he didn't ended up going batshit insane then that story devolves into how that utopia starts cracking as his own mental state is cracking
remote wadi
Lemme check since I read it like 6 years ago
prime seal
anyways if doom had omnipotence theres no argument you have for him not being able to build a utopia
remote wadi
Secret wars 2015
prime seal
one shots thanos and is capable of rewriting reality beyond the concept of dimensions but cant keep humanity united
remote wadi
I think so
prime seal
bro he quite literally loses his godlike powers because the writers wrote themselves into a corner
remote wadi
True
But they did wrote about his mental state to give it a good justification
They didn't just bs it out
dapper gyro
It also has to do with sentient beings who do not like to be told what to do.
prime seal
But they did wrote about his mental state to give it a good justification
to try ig
what spiderman writer did they let out of the basement for that i wonder
dapper gyro
Any attempt to create an utopia is a forced submission.
storm jungle
Based.
arctic talon
For single minis
storm jungle
holy shit that left one is good
queen laurel
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/195404877688602624/1432045703995068497/17...
Winner of the Slayer sword is goated
storm jungle
booo!
prime seal
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/195404877688602624/1432045703995068497/17...
that kroot mini 
dapper gyro
only in this catagory
You mean segregation for mini categories?
arctic talon
but whatever
arctic talon
You mean segregation for mini categories?
Nah more so like, contest categories
if that makes sense
dapper gyro
I'm joking.
arctic talon
I do agree with this one winning the slayer sword
prime seal
Winner of the Slayer sword is goated
deserved
storm jungle
I do agree with this one winning the slayer sword
big ottoman researcher energy
arctic talon
also its fun seeing what painting "technique" is popular this year
celest dome
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/195404877688602624/1432045703995068497/17...
Is the middle one part of a diorama ? Or on its own
arctic talon
on its own
storm jungle
diarama
arctic talon
though likely slots into a diorama
storm jungle
queen laurel
I do agree with this one winning the slayer sword
this is also AOS
arctic talon
way more elaborate bases
queen laurel
they also won slayer sword last year right
arctic talon
celest dome
though likely slots into a diorama
That's quite impressive
storm jungle
Make a new category for Dilarama.
arctic talon
yeah previous slayer sword winner in 2025 was aos
as well
it was a big model(which is rare)
prime seal
damn he's reading him a good night story
storm jungle
the Krieg medic helping the sister is funny (hes passing her ricin)
queen laurel
goated
arctic talon
the Krieg medic helping the sister is funny (hes passing her ricin)
its absolutely euthenesia lmao
storm jungle
LMFAO
dapper gyro
The Krieg is delivering the big E mercy.
arctic talon
Yeah he did
surreal nest
Winner of the Slayer sword is goated
in my most humble opinion this year's golden demon isnt my favorite