40k-lore-chat

[opaque coyote]

I can imagine that being a remnant from the DAoT era when the warp wasn't as chaotic

And it just stuck

[arctic talon]

Oh also

New valrak leak who wants some slop

It’s my favorite leak

[nocturne crest]

Okay, to turn my last question over, is there any GSC cults that anyone dislikes?

[opaque coyote]

SLOP??

TIMMIE GIMMIE

[raven stone]

More marine slop?

[opaque coyote]

I LOVE SLOP

[rose thorn]

"hey we are getting attacked how should we respond"
monsterious screaming at ear busting sounds

[opaque coyote]

For some reason, anything is slightly funnier when it's

X slop

Especially if it's ironic/idiotic.

Like

"friend slop"

[rose thorn]

PLSS BE KROOT OR GSC OR ELDAR

[opaque coyote]

Why the fuck is that a term

[rose thorn]

or aos

i hate that valrak hsa been accurate so far

[nocturne crest]

ANOTHER MILLION TO THE SPACE MARINES.

[storm jungle]

Its mostly because he has an actual insider at GW

[rose thorn]

lmao

[storm jungle]

he just sometimes makes shit up to seem inaccurate

otherwise they'd erase his ass

[raven stone]

And probably to cover for the insider

[rose thorn]

his twitter is so ass lmao

[raven stone]

You know

[arctic talon]

No Leman Russ - 10th Edition

[RUMOUR] Reiterates end narrative will focus on separate stories (Huron Blackheart, Prince Yriel) rather than connected arcs.  Dark City/Commorragh in new narrative
New big Daemon, might be for AoS or a daemon primarch or a large daemon, unclear.

[nocturne crest]

Yep. They'd kill his insider.

[arctic talon]

Here

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I can imagine an experienced astropath just yawns Everytime he receives those types of messages while everyone else is horrified

[storm jungle]

Yeah that exactly

[arctic talon]

Big daemon caught my eye

Aside from that

its known stuff

[rose thorn]

new big demon is defently slop lmao

[nocturne crest]

Shit, has anyone ever seen someone use actual blood on a GW model before?

[arctic talon]

Yes

its a bio hazard though

so don't lol

[rose thorn]

if he said its 100% for aos it woudl be true

[rocky gale]

Such genius writing, like an evil warlock called Charles Le Sorcier

[rose thorn]

seen people have modl grwo on their deathguard

[opaque coyote]

"Blah blah blah 'Oh no we're dying' blah blah blah 'oh god stay with me' blah blah blah... Oh there's the actual important shit. Just send more reinforcements asap to Agri-Planet "Agri-291""

[nocturne crest]

You will embrace Khorne and paint white with blue World eaters, before covering them in blood.

[arctic talon]

that would look ugly as fuck

[opaque coyote]

"Had to go through so much screaming also..."

[rose thorn]

spam psyekrs and Clamavus for gsc flavor

[arctic talon]

blood dries brown

tbh

[rose thorn]

waht does Clamavus do this edition?

nothing?

[arctic talon]

deep strike denial

and uh

battleshock

also has high leadership

[nocturne crest]

Add a fresh coat just before every game.

[rose thorn]

the deep strike army needing deepstrike denial

okay so nothing

[arctic talon]

deep strike denial is good

smh

[rose thorn]

OH YEH i forgot gsc doenst have in built teleports this editoin

[arctic talon]

The other ability being battleshock is bleh tho

[nocturne crest]

Be like Angron and beat your opponent with a steel bar.

[arctic talon]

They do

a deep strike army wants deep strike denial

lol

why would they not want to stop enemy deep strikes

it makes positioniing to prevent deep strikes easier

[rose thorn]

im just beign a hater because i miss our old rules

[arctic talon]

?????

How is deep strike denial related to that

[nocturne crest]

Gross.

[arctic talon]

he had that last edition as well

[rose thorn]

im being insane dw

[arctic talon]

okay

[storm jungle]

Kill him Maggie, kill him now

[rose thorn]

you are completley right elite lmao

[arctic talon]

LOL

Unironically tho Clamveus is in an awkward spot

[rocky gale]

Charles Le Sorcier is like one of Lovecrafts funniest villains, like they paint the picture that he was a Wizard who cursed this guys family so that every man would die before their 32nd birthday, with them dieing suddenly due to his magic. When really he had created an imortality potion and had been living in the families castle in secret for hundreds of years and when one of them was turning 32, he'd sneak out and smother them in their sleep, then go back into the hidden rooms and wait for the next one.

[arctic talon]

bcs battleshock/morale stuff in GSC has always been bad

and he has that like

gimmick always

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-of-my-head-gif-6850267397246097528

[nocturne crest]

Would anyone accept the imperium getting another faction?

[arctic talon]

Anyways give sylvaneth deep strike denial

[nocturne crest]

On the tabletop.

[arctic talon]

people would accept it but also people would prolly be annoyed

[rose thorn]

id rather die

[arctic talon]

including people who have imperium armies

lol

bcs there's literally

nothing new that needs to be added

[rose thorn]

lmao pls

[arctic talon]

like

unironically

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[arctic talon]

the Imperium does not need another faction

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-then-die-gif-25469908

[arctic talon]

under the umbrella

and GW seems to agree

[rose thorn]

imperium needs like 2 less factions

[arctic talon]

Leagues of Votaan

were already split off

into their own thing

[rocky gale]

Make Sylvaneth not need tree terrain

[rose thorn]

PEOPLE WERE SO MAD WHEN LOV WERENT IMPERIUM LMAOOOOOOOO

[arctic talon]

I want overgrowth

[arctic talon]

not really

[raven stone]

Yea at this point any Imperium addition will be a kill team for an existing army.
Or, if a minor Imperial branch, they feed the scraps to Agents :p

[arctic talon]

yeah

[lament shoal]

Leave the dwarves alone they just wanna chill

[arctic talon]

it'll all go in agents

at this point tbh

[storm jungle]

Guys how old is Misty

[rose thorn]

well people who haven tplayed hte game in 20 years were mad

i saw peopoel flaming on reddit

[arctic talon]

26

[storm jungle]

okay whew

she looks really young i was worried

[rocky gale]

and while we're at it make Deathrattle not need sepulchres

[nocturne crest]

I'm just thinking something like Civilian Milita, just regular people or workers forced to fight using their civ vehicles.

[rose thorn]

why does she look like my best friend

[storm jungle]

lKLDSFKSDF

[arctic talon]

just use gsc

or play it as guard

simple as

[rose thorn]

just use gsc

[nocturne crest]

Good point.

[rose thorn]

infact play gsc

be terrorists

[arctic talon]

LOL

[nocturne crest]

Just GSC, but without any of the xenos looking units.

[rose thorn]

FREE YOUR SELF FROM TEH SHACKLES OF THE LONG DEAD GODDDDDDDDD

[arctic talon]

gsc army guide

[rose thorn]

ASGAGAGAGAHAHHA

[lament shoal]

There's the brood brothers kill team. They're infected guardsmen

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/the-exterminator-the-exterminator1980-reading-relaxing-reading-and-relaxing-gif-17960677

[rose thorn]

i hope we get lore for intercult communitions

[arctic talon]

I'm not gona lie, CDPR is not gona make V's best bud a pedo

💀

[rose thorn]

MAKE BROOD BROTHERS A GENERIC UNIT PLEASE PLEASE PLASE PLEASE

[storm jungle]

SHUT UP

[rose thorn]

JUST GIVE US BROOD BROTHERS, BROOD BROTHER LEMAN RUSS, BROOD BROTHER COMMAND

[arctic talon]

Characters being pedos is reserved for the people you shoot

[rose thorn]

AN DD DIE HAPPY

[arctic talon]

LOL

[nocturne crest]

Is it weird I kind of like the older brood brother boxset more than the kill-team?

[arctic talon]

not really

its personal taste

[rose thorn]

that kit is better for kitbashes

[arctic talon]

I like the new ones more

but I get why people like the old one more

[rose thorn]

i like both equally

[arctic talon]

anyways I like blowing the XBD vendors head off because its funny

[nocturne crest]

I think it's because you can get a big fuck off gun with it.

[arctic talon]

well

thats just the old guardsmen box

where it came with an embeded HWT

[nocturne crest]

I see. I am Dakka pilled.

[arctic talon]

also hammer and bolter had this in it recently

cogfort

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1430234780473102417/1430271269596561439/tim50onzjwg91.png?ex=68fd1feb&is=68fbce6b&hm=70f9bba25f52b1d08250b1d83ab7a714c9292520cb50902302cd6d85dd3a3277&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1250&height=704

its smaller then past depictions

I am 99% sure we are going to see a plastic cogfort

this edition lol

[raven stone]

Interesting

[opaque coyote]

Honestly

Jackie is so dumb at times that he would be the type to unironically meet with somebody who claims they're like 23.

Only to meet them and then see they're like 14.

[nocturne crest]

pls.

[opaque coyote]

[nocturne crest]

I would buy four.

[arctic talon]

Also we know that

GW is trying to make a plastic warhound

and Tau'nar supremacy suit

lol

[opaque coyote]

Fucking like Jackie though. Despite the fact that he's fated to die

[nocturne crest]

Imagine if GW made that unique walker leman russ to go with a Catachan update.

[rose thorn]

gerat kit for kitbashes

[opaque coyote]

And also the fact that he tries to shoot us during the Nomad route but shut u

[rose thorn]

i dont believe it tbh

that would cost way too much money for little to no return

[arctic talon]

tbf

trying doesn't mean commercially viable

[opaque coyote]

Honestly with how much detail Corpo V has over Nomad and Street kid, I think Corpo V is the most canon

[arctic talon]

Corpo V literally is the most indepth

[opaque coyote]

If V ever appears again

[arctic talon]

which is insane

lol

[nocturne crest]

Just run a limited batch.

[arctic talon]

It gets way more love

[arctic talon]

that would make them less money

[nocturne crest]

Like they did with the space marine combat patrols.

[arctic talon]

plastic moulds are expensive as hell

they'd need to recoup a lot

[opaque coyote]

Yeah like at this point, I just felt like the other two paths were like a

"oh shit we forgot"

[arctic talon]

In terms of content in game

Corpo has the most

[opaque coyote]

In terms of writing anyways

[arctic talon]

then Nomad

then streetkid

[nocturne crest]

Sell each model for £200 to £300.

[arctic talon]

you do know

how much a warhound costs in resin right

[rose thorn]

thats not enough

a plastic warhoudn would be at least 800-1200 usd

[arctic talon]

its 700$ USD for the body

[storm jungle]

Cyberpunk is definitely a game of all time

[nocturne crest]

OH CHRIST

[arctic talon]

plastic warhound would likely be 800$ for the whole thing

or more

[opaque coyote]

It's quite sad tbh. But it makes sense given how

Jackie's friendship in the other paths is slightly awkward

"Ay so friends then"

[rose thorn]

and warhounds are bad lmao

[opaque coyote]

"you literally just threatened my life 6 minutes ago"

[arctic talon]

lmfao

[rose thorn]

none of the titans are good except the biggest one

[arctic talon]

nah

all titans are ass

lol

The warhound is unironically the least ass

The biggest Eldar titan is the best "big" titan

but thats only because it moves at mach fuck

[nocturne crest]

Huh, Home Depot is selling R2D2 model for about $300.

[storm jungle]

I REALLY like Corpo V/Jackie, im so glad they set up that they were actual business partners and how he instantly just gets you back on your feet once you get kicked out, its legit wholesome af

[arctic talon]

yeah

Its heartwarming

[storm jungle]

100%

[arctic talon]

also its fun seeing V go from the Suit/blazer

[rocky gale]

I think Copro V is the only one that canonically grew up with Jackie

[arctic talon]

into street clothes

[nocturne crest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-k1FW_mLA0

[arctic talon]

Corpo V is the only one that knows Jackie

before the opening bit

lol

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

They met in Mexico and had something happen between them

but they're friends after that incident

[rocky gale]

I thought they mentioned that they grew up together before V went Copro

[arctic talon]

you might be right

I forgor

[nocturne crest]

When is GW going to do something like this, but it's a servitor or a servo skull.

[arctic talon]

Nomad and Streetkid V meet jackie like

a few minutes

[opaque coyote]

Genuinely the reason why I think it will be canon of V ever appears again.

And even if it isn't, it's canon in my heart.

Also sets up the average Corpo member PoV which is kinda important for a setting all about the over sexualization, late stage capitalist state of it's world.

[lament shoal]

I was also under the impression that this was the case

[arctic talon]

before the whole montange

[storm jungle]

i love how as Corpo V is having a seizure hes like "HEY V NOW YOU ARE FINALLY FREE!"

Meanwhile V on the couch after having all his/her implants disabled:

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-twitch-osu-gif-25667324

[arctic talon]

just another day in Night city

[rose thorn]

HHGUSAHGJSAHHAGJHSAF

[storm jungle]

"MY MONEY AND STOCKS AUAUAGH-"

[arctic talon]

it is funny how V sounds hurt

when they lose like

200k Eddies

[rose thorn]

insane your bank account gets drained, thats an unironically a real thing some companiesp ull

[opaque coyote]

Again Jackie is fucking stupid but he's genuinely trying his best. And I can't help but love him for that.

[rose thorn]

never get paid on salary

[arctic talon]

its not the whole bank account btw

for V

Corpo V rather

[lament shoal]

Me after Arasaka forcefully removes all the crypto I had stored in my balls:

[arctic talon]

its just like 99% of the bank account

[rose thorn]

yeah lmao

[opaque coyote]

He is also just a really good introduction to the average pov of a night city native

How in his eyes the best thing that can ever happen to you

Is getting a fucking drink named after you

[arctic talon]

but yeah Corpo V is fucking hilarious paired with jackie

[opaque coyote]

Which is

Sad

Like deeply so

[arctic talon]

tbf, you do become legend

Afterlife is an institution

shits been open since the 90s lol

Even if it keeps on changing spots

and is a hotbed of criminal activity

also fun fact the reason the location changes between 2045 and 2077

is unironically because of Gentrification

[rocky gale]

I know we're on Cyberpunk now, but man making the Cursed Sepulchre a terrain piece with the main ability to buff Wizards and then forcing the Deathrattle detachment (Which has no wizards) to take 3 of them as part of their army rule was a baller move.

[opaque coyote]

True.

Just sad in that perspective. Because it isn't your deeds that was valuable, or even living, the people you met, etc.

To him, it's the trophy.

Johnny getting remembered as this faded legend.

Every (few) actual good deeds, all of the myriad of flaws (lmao). It all got overshadowed by the passage of time.

The (extremely flawed) person he was forgotten. And his deeds nothing more than a story while little permanent damage was done.

[rose thorn]

LMAO i thought the deathrattel AoR could brign necromancers

aslo tbf you can reviev skeletons at them

[opaque coyote]

Of course this is intentional (HOMY SHIT J ACTUALLY READ!!!). But I can't help but feel how inherently depressing it is.

[arctic talon]

Well he wasn’t forgotten. He did go out like a Legend lol

[rocky gale]

Unfortunately not

[arctic talon]

The heist was a legendary tier heist with a legendary tier fuck up

[nocturne crest]

Could the Imperium handle brainrot?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[opaque coyote]

...kinda.

Well anybody who would say otherwise either was part of the heist or turned into ash

[arctic talon]

Tbf as far as everyone knows you killed Old man Arasaka and stole some real expensive shit

And Jackie was part of it

He did escape as well tbf

Just bled out in the car

[opaque coyote]

Should've gotten that dermaskin upgrade choom...

[rocky gale]

Can you handle being dissolved in acid?

[opaque coyote]

I'm the joker baby

[arctic talon]

The gentrification of night city must be studied

[opaque coyote]

Either way, Jackie must've paid for the dual weapons usage upgrade

... seriously I know that dual wielding is always hard to balance

But like

C'mon, you put it right there, and yet we can't use it

In a genre about the rule of cool

I can't go akimbo

Smh

Except with Mantis blades ig

[arctic talon]

Unironically prolly cut for time

lol

[opaque coyote]

Probably.

[arctic talon]

Anyways I dislike power weapons ricocheting

[opaque coyote]

Explains why most of the SMGs kinda fall off late game

[arctic talon]

It’s dumb

Nah

Smgs are broken as shit

[opaque coyote]

I still think the #1 worst thing im Vanilla 2077 is the inability to switch out attachments/mods.

Once they're on, they literally never come off for some reason

[arctic talon]

Attachments can come off

Mods can’t

Well most sniper scopes can’t

Come off

[opaque coyote]

My headcanon is that

Corpos intentionally made it that way so you have to buy another gun

[arctic talon]

I mean have you seen the rail system

Every company uses their own propriety rail system

lol

[opaque coyote]

True, that's a detail that's 100% intentional

Love it

[arctic talon]

Also tbh, I kind of dislike how netrunning and stuff are depicted in 2077

But that’s a whole rant lol

[opaque coyote]

Even the most normal Cyberpunk guns, like I think there's one that's literally just the Ump-45.

Still has something stupid about it

[arctic talon]

Netrunning being basically just poof you die magic is

[opaque coyote]

Which...

Fits perfectly within the world

[arctic talon]

Kinda lame

But whatever

[opaque coyote]

True

[arctic talon]

It’s the Arasaka smg iirc

[opaque coyote]

Like I do kinda wish there was less "insta murder" type stuff and more "unique ways to disable/fuck up an enemy"

Although the suicide quick hack is something that should be kept no matter what

If only because it's funny

[arctic talon]

I just dislike how you just stare at people and they fall over

lol

But whatever

I get why

[nocturne crest]

Oh shit, I didn't know Frostpunk had a prequel tabletop game.

[opaque coyote]

True. I always thought that it should've been connected to the mono wire

Like you have to physically touch them to quick hack them

[paper haven]

Even in the far future, the Ump-45 is just that good

[arctic talon]

No person who plays 2077 wants to sit through a multi floor dungeon crawl

lol

Before they get to start doing shit

[opaque coyote]

Either way, I think net running should be a side game where you just play as the type of netrunner that just sits in their chair constantly

[arctic talon]

Nvm it’s the Militech one

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cyberpunk/images/c/ca/Militech_M221_Saratoga_Database_CP2077.png/revision/latest?cb=20210102113050

The Saratoga

Looks kinda Umpy

[opaque coyote]

The Shigure also

They have two UMPs

[paper haven]

Low velocity, high density cqb weapon

[opaque coyote]

It's just that the stock is un

Kinda weird

[dapper gyro]

They are supposed to show that the 2 corpos just copy each other.

[storm jungle]

Lol not wrong

[arctic talon]

Kang Tao doesn’t copy anyone

For their guns

They just all look ugly as shit instead/j

[dapper gyro]

Kangtao makes mostly smart weapons.

[arctic talon]

I think in 2077 it’s all smart weapons

They don’t get their normal guns from the tabletop

[dapper gyro]

Tsunami is all high power weapons.

[arctic talon]

Tsunami makes the Kappa

So 1 smart gun

[dapper gyro]

I would love that they bring back the real weapon customization.

There is the magazine feel version of the Asura.

[arctic talon]

The tsunami feels like

A rip off of the Arasaka one

It “looks” cheaper if that makes sense

[opaque coyote]

Rostović is my favorite because in a world filled with advanced technology.

You unfortunately have to settle for the glorified double barrel shotfun

Which is funny

[dapper gyro]

I like the Tsunami aesthetic.

[arctic talon]

It’s pretty

[dapper gyro]

Simple yet effective

[arctic talon]

Funny how much bigger their product range is in 2077

Compared to 2020

[opaque coyote]

Also the Kolac is made in Serbia

[arctic talon]

In RED they only have 2 guns

lol

[opaque coyote]

Which with all the memes surrounding the Balkans, that fact makes me entertained for zero reason

[dapper gyro]

Nothing is bullet proof, only bullet resistance. Powerful bullets go boom.

[opaque coyote]

Big problem?

Big bullet

[arctic talon]

Sovoil approves

[dapper gyro]

Small problem? Also big bullet.

[opaque coyote]

For some reason I like the "budget" corpos because it's clear on how fucked their products are

"Yeah, you're literally using this because you have zero money to use anything else."

[dapper gyro]

Carnage is awesome though.

[opaque coyote]

So true

[dapper gyro]

The feel when using it is unparalleled.

[opaque coyote]

Still waiting on that Budget Arms flamethrower.

Which is funny since flamethrowers would be kinda useless in this world

But budget arms so

[dapper gyro]

I think only Doom 2016 Super Shotgun feels better.

Doom Eternal and Dark Age are too fast that you don't feel the impact of the Super shotgun anymore.

[opaque coyote]

I think I like Eternal's SS the most

Haven't played dark ages... Yet

But Eternal's SS is fun

[dapper gyro]

Also, Carnage 4 gauge metal casing is a fucking beast.

[arctic talon]

Budget arms makes like

1 actual good gun

Which is the carnage

And since gun quality isn’t a thing in 2077 it doesn’t matter it’s built cheaply

[daring creek]

I'm immune to everything

https://tenor.com/view/onenolesfan3-snap-talk-to-my-hand-stop-gif-12401961

[dapper gyro]

What are you up to tonight?

[daring creek]

Nothing. Bought splenda for my tea

Will play more dorktide...

With caxe

I don't like the heavy sword much tbh.

[dapper gyro]

Im far from home and using wifi worse than McDo. Will 100% miss the event...

[dapper gyro]

It sounds like a challage for some reason.

[daring creek]

Its going till the 10th

[dapper gyro]

I go home on the 7th...

[daring creek]

You'll still have a chance to get the most shit trinket ever

[daring creek]

Grind

[dapper gyro]

No U

[daring creek]

yes u

[dapper gyro]

Don't disrespect the rat tail, or I will put that trinket on you.

[crystal forum]

furry type discussion

[sacred bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/aigis-persona-3-persona-aigis-persona-gif-7733003309001309116

[daring creek]

What if the Imperium said trans rights

[sacred bluff]

they do for cat girls

[young pecan]

Your trainee lacked the Guts to sustain her run towards the end of the race.

[opaque coyote]

I love how they actually just made the Chainsword but

Shitty

It's a Chainsword from Temu

Made out of cheap plastic

Like all of their products are actually awesome in idea

Problem is the budget part

Which tbh encapsulates cyberpunk very well in general

"Yeah we got cool shit, but they all have something that makes them suck!"

[opaque coyote]

Difference between this and Grimdark is that for Grimdark

It just sucks in general

The cool laser gun does jack shit to really dangerous things

The plasma gun has a chance to fucking explode and kill you instantly.

At least even the shittest cyberpunk weapons don't kill the user in lore, you don't have that guarantee in 40k

[young pecan]

Bro

[arctic talon]

This is incorrect 💀

[opaque coyote]

Oh boy

[arctic talon]

some of the 2077 guns predecessors literally can explode in your hand

[opaque coyote]

What weapon kills the user

[arctic talon]

lol

[opaque coyote]

Which ones

[arctic talon]

oh also

the Slaught O matic

lore wise can explode in your hand

after the warrenty is over

you get more bullets then warrenty

btw

[opaque coyote]

Oh right

Tbf you're literally paying for something that is advertised as extremely cheap

But yeah good point

[arctic talon]

The carnage's predecessor

its of poor make and quality

lol

actually its in 2077

point being that thing can explode in your hand

[opaque coyote]

Fair

[rose thorn]

There’s people who voted for Ronald Reagan and played cyberpunk 2077

I wish vehicles in 40k had bases so I could use necromunda vehicles for gsc

[rose thorn]

Current kitbash idea

[crystal forum]

gamer chair

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[crisp heath]

Mfs making redditors in 40k

[opaque coyote]

half of them are probably the type that are blind

other half of them are probably regretful for voting for ronnie

i say half because i'm hopeful

IK there are people who were conservative and became liberal later due to gaining perspective

[rose thorn]

There’s also probably people who voted Trump and play cyberpunk but nothing can be sacred

[languid meadow]

the fucking chin on that guy

[opaque coyote]

Have no idea what type of person would do that.

Like Cyberpunk is all about criticizing late stage capitalism

Manipulation of people's lives by corporations

The environment literally being ruined because we were too careless with it

[celest dome]

You know the Tech bro type people ? When Cyberpunk77 released there was a group of them just acclaiming it as a worthy future

💀

[crisp heath]

Wasn't elon musk super into cyberpunk 2077?

[proven needle]

There are also tons of people who are oblivious to it all and just play "cool game".

[daring creek]

I still do not get how people are though

it's SO on the nose

Okay okay so maybe we need training wheels

A narrarator to explain the meaning behind everything and what its referencing directly

Okay I need to say one of my favorite things in cyberpunk is the trauma team

which is also

miserably on the nose holy shit

fucking

private ambulance

my god.

Literally embracing the fact America is a waste land with the mounted minigun

[coral granite]

Mhm and without the right subscription you get left to rot

[daring creek]

like

god

thousands of dollars for an ambulance ride

[coral granite]

Lol like you have to pay to have ambulance rides monthly payment insurance

[daring creek]

a public service shouldn't be that fucking much

Wealthiest country in the world

[coral granite]

Rl ambulance will pick you up without anything you pay for

On cyberpunk you need to pay a package or your responsibilities to get to a shitty hospital

Or a ripper doctor

You dying and didn't pay to be a premium member better hope someone comes get you

[opaque coyote]

Trauma team is literally better than US healthcare

and I'm not even being sarcastic

Because here's the thing

You will get your care instantly

[coral granite]

Yes but only rich on that game can afford it

[opaque coyote]

US Healthcare still has to have you wait for your life saving treatment even if you're rich enough to afford it

Both will set you back thousands of dollars/eddies.

But one actually gives results in a timely manner

[coral granite]

If you paid for the membership then ues

[daring creek]

They arrive within 3 minutes with armed troopers...yeah..

[coral granite]

If you are not a paid member then you dead

[opaque coyote]

The average cost for an ambulance ride is around $500 to $3,500+ without insurance, while an insured ride typically costs between $500 and $1,500 or more.

This isn't including things like

• Distance

• Equipment used

[coral granite]

Mhm but that's after they pick you up

[opaque coyote]

• Necessity

[opaque coyote]

true

[coral granite]

No pay no trauma

[opaque coyote]

still depressing though

[daring creek]

genuinely flabbergasting that isn't being paid by taxes

like the hell man.

[coral granite]

And you are doing a monthly subscription while a regular ambulance it will only be till you pay it off

[opaque coyote]

Nah, we need to pay for our president's new ballroom

[opaque coyote]

the monthly subscription part is

basically just insurance tbh

[coral granite]

Mhm and the only ones that can afford it is corpo

[daring creek]

Also include the fact trauma team is charging you for EVERYTHING that happens outside of what you pay for

including the ammunition the team uses

[coral granite]

Yes

[daring creek]

and how many bullets go past them

[coral granite]

Anything that happens while everything is going on is basically extra hazard pay

We technically have something like that if you talking speed and that's an helicopter evac that they can use if it is severe but very expensive

[opaque coyote]

I think that's the case for US ambulances.

Not as much with like bullets and shit, but like I said, equipment used and also mileage fees.

Depends on things like

[daring creek]

I held back on saying trauma team has a lot of irl parallels but

[opaque coyote]

State and insurance also

[daring creek]

yeah it does

[opaque coyote]

Trauma team is only slightly exaggerated tbh

Hell, the plans are literally the exact same as some irl insurance plans in terms of names

Like Platinum, gold, etc.

Like @coral granite said, the only huge difference is that ambulances will still save you

[daring creek]

Sorry unrelated but holyshit shovel bypasses bulwark shield

[opaque coyote]

You'll just be stiffed with the bill afterwards

[daring creek]

unknown tech

[coral granite]

Plus if you rich you can have your own medics on standby

[opaque coyote]

A heavy hunk of steel held by an Ogryn

vs

Shovel

[coral granite]

You know I would hate to feel their hands after bashing over and over on metal

Their hands must be in extreme pain when hitting the shields

[opaque coyote]

probably

although they are so tough i'm genuinely unsure whether they actually feel any pain

like

maybe mild discomfort

still extremely rough and calloused though

[coral granite]

Talking about our characters?

[opaque coyote]

oh

😭

i mean

if it's an ogryn player

probably not

especially if it's a big weapon like the pickaxe

definitely yes for the rest

[coral granite]

I know me I would probably wrap the weapon to my hand with like tape or something just so I won't drop it

[opaque coyote]

again unless if they use like

thunder hammer or something

thought they would definitely still feel it

[coral granite]

I was actually surprised that it didn't make that a way to make things difficult for players. Hit a shield and you will go off balance

[opaque coyote]

I mean considering how many fucking enemies there are in higher difficulties

that would quickly became annoying

especially if idk

you hit a bulwark with a shield while you're just trying to clean the chaff

and now your guard is down because you just so happened to hit his shield

[coral granite]

I know one thing though. If I had a choice in cybernetics I get the gorilla arms from cyberpunk

[daring creek]

I'd replace my eyes prolly

and

a lot more things

[coral granite]

Hey the rest you got to pay for

I did have fun in that game though. Made 3 types of fully chromed characters. A hacker with the wire implant. A character that was basically as strong as hulk and would be able to blow up shit or one hit kill things with their fist while take a beating. Then of course the mantis claws assassin

My favorite though would be a toss up between the hacker and the brawler. Since one can easily go through hacking things from a distance or blowing up heads running people over by hacked vehicles turrets etc. While the other was like indestructible and could clear missions fast

[daring creek]

I hate mrbeast

[coral granite]

Lol

[daring creek]

Genuinely no joke

Slop incarnate, the most demoness kind as well.

[coral granite]

Some kind of youtuber?

[celest dome]

He was in that new Tron movie 💀

Honestly am happy that the movie is being trashed due to Leto already

But this is just the cherry on top of the cake

[coral granite]

What did he do that upsets people?

[celest dome]

Leto or Mrbeast ?

[coral granite]

Mrbeast

[daring creek]

You literally do not know? you are blessed

yeah.

Ever seen feastables in store? Idk if you're in the US or not

youtuber guy that does dude perfect type shit and ocassionally does '""Altrusitic""" good deeds. For example, he basically bought back the sight of a thousand people with curable blindness.

The reason why I hate him is because of his actual motivations behind it. it's all self interest and just to make himself, his products, and brands look better.

If he truly cared, he would not have made sure his personality was the main focus of the video

The charity is just secondary.

[coral granite]

That's normal for most people that feed off popularity like youtubers and all that

Oh wait he is a youtuber

[daring creek]

And instead of being humble, and having empathy towards peoples cynicism towards him, he acts all self righteous and calls them haters

[daring creek]

Yeah

He gets around

A lot of shitty promotion

even in bloons

-_-

[coral granite]

To be honest not much people would do that without wanting some popularity. Otherwise they would do it anonymous

[daring creek]

Yeah

It just feels

extra disgusting

for some reason.

[opaque coyote]

I remember when Mr. Beast used to do shit like this:

https://youtu.be/ZJwX2jTXWwQ?si=Z6OopGZQkysXK7t1

[daring creek]

Ah

Youtube algorithym keeps evolving

.

Is that dude sleeping

[opaque coyote]

No

He's just dying inside

[daring creek]

lmfao

[opaque coyote]

He probably still remembers the lyrics in his head to this day

[daring creek]

I would be asleep

[opaque coyote]

Yeah Mr. Beast legit watched that shit for 10 hours

[daring creek]

Yeah youtubers were doing that a bunch for a while

[misty vector]

There is that clip of jackscepticeye where he talks about mr beast and its spot on

[daring creek]

I wonder at what point you lose your soul developing a brand.

[opaque coyote]

I don't think Mr. Beast is like Satan.

He just became a rich prick

Which is sad

[misty vector]

Def an example of selling your soul for fame and money

[daring creek]

Dollar signs

[opaque coyote]

To be fair, god damn is his soul worth a lot

It is still sad though

[misty vector]

At any given moment mr beast has 15 people locked up

[opaque coyote]

Squid games irl

[opaque coyote]

"TODAY I TRAPPED 100 PEOPLE AND SENT THEM TO AN ISLAND WHERE THEY HAVE TO KILL EACH OTHER!"

"WILL ONE GET THE VICTORY ROYALE? LET'S FIND OUT!"

[coral granite]

Lol

[surreal nest]

i feel like you might not know how insurance works because Trauma team is comedically exaggerated

[coral granite]

100 days isn't that long though

[misty vector]

He did do squid games irl didnt he?

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I had the idea that if there had to be a 40k themed battle Royale game.

It should be in Commoragh. They clear out a realm and force a bunch of people to fight each other

[daring creek]

WAITING for the bodies to be found

[surreal nest]

Do I go to warhammer store early and get this guy

[storm jungle]

man people love this mini

[surreal nest]

Why would they not

Chaos warriors are peak

[storm jungle]

because I didnt SAY SO

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-5620047667915736534

[rocky gale]

Was sold out everywhere online, thankfully bossman at my local store hooked me up

[storm jungle]

bro has his own private dealers

[queen laurel]

you're surprised some people have plastic crack dealers?

I honestly expected larmoth to have a one or two in her pocket

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/sakamoto-nichijou-cat-plush-death-gif-9178639101841172402

[rocky gale]

Bossman always hooks me up, lets me get things before they even go up for preorder sometimes

[queen laurel]

oh you got that special dealer bundle God damn

[lofty mason]

If I was to be born in 40k universe and can choose which world in the Imperium I will be born in, where is the best place to be born in regarding the quality of life? I'm not looking for a utopia anyway, since, you know, it's 40k.

On the other hand, where is the worst place in IoM I can be born in?

[storm jungle]

Not really no.

Every imperial planet will see you face something bad/authoritarian.

[arctic talon]

Hive world

Or forge world

[storm jungle]

Penal Worlds too imo

[arctic talon]

Forge world is worse

Oh yeah that too

[storm jungle]

literally nazi death camps but on a planetary scale

[arctic talon]

Born into being a prisoner

lol

[arctic talon]

More Soviet gulag then Nazi death camp in most depictions

Though they both work you to death

So it doesn’t fucking matter

[storm jungle]

Is there a difference tbh

its literaly just

[arctic talon]

Small one

[storm jungle]

work to death

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

some guy might get bored and shoot you

[arctic talon]

It’s not that important

Mostly down to method of execution lol

[storm jungle]

yep lol

[arctic talon]

Penal worlds don’t tend to do big execution chambers

They just shoot you

Which is what the soviets did

💀

[storm jungle]

Yeah also knowing how people who run death camps act you'll just get randomly shot one day

[queen laurel]

nothing literally nothing

[storm jungle]

its like that scene in Schlinder's List

where that commander guy just goes out to the balcony

[queen laurel]

they are planets belonging to a fascist regime

[arctic talon]

Also trauma team had better fucking rates

[storm jungle]

and starts randomly shooting people for no reason

[arctic talon]

Then my irl insurance

[queen laurel]

there is literally not a planet that is good

[arctic talon]

So fuck American health insurance

[lofty mason]

How about a wworld in Real of Ultramar?

[storm jungle]

Thats also not really great

its basically just roman detroit

[lofty mason]

I mean if I really need to choose.

[queen laurel]

^

[storm jungle]

There really isnt any place lol

you can maybe try an agriworld and choke on industrial farming fumes

[queen laurel]

We are literally telling you there is not a single good planet in the imperium

[arctic talon]

Monthly payment is higher but I don’t give a shit, copay is way lower

[lofty mason]

How about the one that I can live to, maybe, 50?

[storm jungle]

Ultramar's worlds also vary wildly, theres no monolith government on how each is run.

[arctic talon]

^

They have a forge world

Well

2 forge worlds

In the domain

The mechanicus runs those like normal lol

[storm jungle]

maybe a frontier or civilized world, but there you gotta deal with abusive authority figures like Enforcers and other folks

we have one Civilized World where its literally a medical corporate-run dystopia lol

and the rulers put chems into the foodstuff to make people compliant

💀

[queen laurel]

Isn't the latter just gonna be cyberpunk and the former just like not even that safe because it's still just a developing planet where everything can go wrong

[storm jungle]

Probably.

[queen laurel]

Yeah there's literally nothing that can sweeten the deal every single planet is garbage in the imperium

[arctic talon]

Anyways why is trauma team better then my irl insurance

Going by their 2045 prices

[queen laurel]

because they need to actually save people and don't milk them dry for money?

[arctic talon]

Pondsmith pls

[arctic talon]

I mean they do milk people dry for money

But how the fuck are they less of a leech then the health insurance I have bcs of my shitty job

[queen laurel]

hmm

yeah i can't answer that homie i think the world is just funny

[arctic talon]

Don’t answer that question, I think people should keep on shooting healthcare insurance CEOs and board members

Actually shoot up the board first

[queen laurel]

dakka up the board

[crisp heath]

Trauma team will actually die for you if you give them enough money. IRL they just take your money and tell you to fuck off

[storm jungle]

MANDATED EDICT: MAULING

https://tenor.com/view/dog-pack-bike-trail-gif-8137789

[coral granite]

Yes give us technomancer

[arctic talon]

Not even in the top 100 most horrifying things in the underhives of munda tbh

[misty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-bite-surprise-attack-radlcies-gif-25293070

Kill!

[dapper gyro]

Despite that, it is still far from the brutality of the IG war front. No wonder it is just another day for the veteran in darktides.

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-aaron-paul-jesse-pinkman-sad-tears-gif-15925597

Me when I have to shoot my Cybermastiff because the Technomancer hacked it to attack me

[queen laurel]

hundreds of dogs for what

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[tough haven]

To have

[tough haven]

Is 2077 a game that’s best played vanilla the first time around? Or is it one of those where certain mods are borderline necessary

[nocturne crest]

So odd question, but does the imperium do with the remains of xenos or chaos when they win a war against them?

[rose thorn]

I haven’t gotten far into 2077

[tough haven]

Are there any mods that make it more like the TTRPG

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/assnaadam-bndyz-gif-22092178

[nocturne crest]

I meant like the gear.

[rose thorn]

OH

Uh

Destroy it all or leave it behind sometimes research it

[tough haven]

Officially? Destroy it

Unofficially? Sometimes they take bits and pieces in certain more radical groups, or those with the clout to do so safely

[nocturne crest]

So would they give stuff like wraith bone armour to inquistors or their acolytes?

[storm jungle]

Depends on whos on scene at the time and it would be like procuring shit IRL on battlefields

aka you gotta do it discreetly and have actual contacts or authority on the site which itself brings in tons of questions

Theres no monolith procedure to these things

[remote wadi]

A ship going off the galaxy

[frosty wind]

Depending on which organization. Inqusition? radical ones grabs, deathwatch grabs some of, the rest just destroys

[nocturne crest]

Does anyone think the Agents of the imperium will get more stuff in the future?

[rose thorn]

Besides killteams gods knows

They could get greyknights they could get an inquisitor

[rocky gale]

A Killteam that was just 3 Inquisitors would be funny

Just a trio of Hereticus, Malleus and Xenos Inquisitors with op powers

[rose thorn]

lol

[celest dome]

The Inquisition will grab it, but don't expect the low ranking Acolytes to get stuff.

[nocturne crest]

I could see them getting new stormtroopers.

[raven stone]

Datktide meta lore and event question

Is there community consensus as to destroy or recover the supplies?

Or just "follow whatever your team does"?

[surreal nest]

I thought it was in store only?

[rose thorn]

Tbh I expect agents to not survive to 12th

[rocky gale]

You can order it online from the stores, they'll have a greater in store stock though

[rose thorn]

The army can easily be split into existing ones

Ordo hereticus Ordo xenos and Ordo mallius already have factions associated with them, and the rogue trader stuff can easily go into guard

[surreal nest]

Meaning you can order it from their kiosks?

[rocky gale]

I dunno what a kiosk is

[surreal nest]

Like the little stations they have for ordering stock directly to the store

[rose thorn]

It’s like one of those public computer things

[rocky gale]

Oh I dunno if you can

[surreal nest]

Cuz I cant find the model on their website

[rose thorn]

Warhammer stores have kiosks

[rocky gale]

They usually just connect to the online store

[surreal nest]

I only see the space marine jump pack

Are you dreadful NA?

[rocky gale]

Na UK store

[surreal nest]

Maybe thats why lemme see

[rocky gale]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/slaves-of-darkness-urkhan-the-dark-warden-2025?queryID=ebe3e8b2ed6120f75d06e555e0372722

[rose thorn]

Oh yeah a lot lgs have him if you want him

Every store got sent 4 I believe by default

[rocky gale]

Yea I got him from a 3rd party shop

[surreal nest]

Wtf why would they say you can get it on October 25th if it was released already

[rose thorn]

What country are you in?

[surreal nest]

NA

[rose thorn]

West coast?

Sometimes they second second shipments for warhammer day and stuff

Or are late

[surreal nest]

Well im just going off this

Last month we announced that Warhammer Day was on the way, with two miniatures incoming – the foreboding looking Urkhan the Dark Warden

[tough haven]

And second question, how close can I get to an inspector gadget style character?

[surreal nest]

We can now announce that Warhammer Day is going to be on Saturday the 25th of October. That’s when you’ll be able to head into your local store to pick up Urkhan – who is available while stocks last

[dapper gyro]

You don't need mods to play the game.

[dapper gyro]

Depends on what you mean by Inspector Gadget.

[tough haven]

I mean, pretty self explanatory, just wanting to lean into the augmented cyborg detective angle as much as I can, with lots of implanted gear

[tough haven]

Are there any good ones?

[nocturne crest]

So odd question related to the fallout tv show, but what are the chances that we'll see the BoS fighting against the legion?

[rocky gale]

Pretty likely, they both feature in the latest advertising

[young pecan]

the meme is real

[storm jungle]

LMAO

god damn it 😭

[daring creek]

Do yall think trump ever had a stroke

[young pecan]

to children yeah quite frequently

[celest cedar]

holy fuck

[storm jungle]

bro murdered em

[sacred bluff]

with multiple to come 🙏🏻

[daring creek]

need

[queen laurel]

@rocky gale @rose thorn
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/rush3hdf/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-miniature-of-the-decade-the-winners/

[celest dome]

Not even in the classement

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cat-cat-dancing-cat-dancing-funny-gif-15633764167716291594

[celest dome]

Lionesses of Parch just snubbed

[queen laurel]

i mean Ushoran was gonna win this no matter what you do he is just that good

[rocky gale]

[celest dome]

Ye, but hoped it could get in the classement though

[wintry cloud]

No tag 🥲

[queen laurel]

i forgot ya like aos

sorry

[celest dome]

I didn't get tagged cause Bulgur know I see the chat at all time 💀

[queen laurel]

umm i also forgot you like AOS 💀

but totally that's the main reason i didn't ping you trust

[wintry cloud]

Archaon 3rd place

Everytime some hater says “his model is too big and clunky” or “dorghar steals the spotlight” im sending them that photo

Don Quixote deserves #1 tho

[queen laurel]

shit there's also one guy i forgot likes AOS @arctic talon Winners of miniatures of the decade and it's totally not because I forgot to ping you

[arctic talon]

lol

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/TotallyNotDrex/status/1981682008104615993

Drex (@TotallyNotDrex)

Quoting NewsWire (@NewsWire_US)
︀
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[storm jungle]

oh yeah the south american wars right

why did they start in cyberpunk again, was it because of drug cartels?

[plush mason]

my honest reaction

[plush mason]

wherent they part of the corporate wars?

[storm jungle]

I dont think so

corporate wars involve corporations

America was just attacking S.America in those i think lol

i remember the cartels retaliated by detonating a mini-nuke somewhere in the US lmao

[plush mason]

no idea

2077 is my only info on cyberpunk lore lol

[languid meadow]

let me get the thing for cyberpunk

yeah the wars were started because of drug lords but it soon spiraled out into an all out fight against everyone

[storm jungle]

Lmao classic America

[languid meadow]

with European corps training and equipping the south/central americans

[storm jungle]

BASED.

i doubt its gonna go anywhere but its funny

[arctic talon]

just Venezuela

but he's been blowing up random fucking boats

regardless

[storm jungle]

Bruh

[arctic talon]

thats not a joke

they've like

[storm jungle]

i assume even normal ones that are 100% "cartel" boats right

[arctic talon]

actually murdered 20+ people at this point

They keep on claiming they're "drug running boats"

Which

[languid meadow]

lmfao the Neo-Soviets were involved because of course

[arctic talon]

I find highly unlikely its that many

Especially because the Cartel has way better infastructure

then a fucking fishing boat

💀

[storm jungle]

they will just sit and take it

so again goes nowhere

[arctic talon]

Strongly worded letter

[languid meadow]

pretty sure like 90% of the established cartels are using those subs now

[arctic talon]

not really

they use larger boats/land routes

small boats not worth it

[storm jungle]

are you pals with Escobar

[arctic talon]

no

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

too curious about this stuff for my own good

lol

if I one day end up chopped up in a barrel its prolly bcs I dug too fucking deep on something I want to learn about

[storm jungle]

but yeah Elite is right, cartels will always find tricky-dick ways around this shit

thats how they always existed

[arctic talon]

Cartels will endure as long as people want drugs

doesn't matter how hard you are on Crime

look at Asia

They're absurdly hard on Drug crimes

[plush mason]

he is planning to bail out Argentina with a 40billion package, all while the US farmers that put his fat ass if office havent even got their tiny 10 billion bailout

[arctic talon]

tons of criminal enterprises

[storm jungle]

America first huh

[arctic talon]

Argentina is fucking gross

the nation should fall

lol

Literally pathetic

its shoveling cash into a furnace

[queen laurel]

Yakuza Triads what else

[arctic talon]

Okay nation should fall is wrong

but the current administration

[languid meadow]

if I didn't know any better I would've assumed you were British

[arctic talon]

of argentina can go to hell

lol

https://tenor.com/view/money-burn-cash-shoveling-gif-5348644

This is literally going to be that 40 billion dollars

[plush mason]

yeah it will be gone in a month tops

[arctic talon]

If you want to know my opinion on the Falklands they're pretty Bri'ish

[languid meadow]

I straight up don't know how you would even fix the issues

[arctic talon]

You need to start unfucking everything the administration has done

[storm jungle]

Kill all colonials

[arctic talon]

restore public services first

partially

raise taxes

(slowly)

as the government stops being in the shitter you can start funding more of the shit that was cut

and maybe fix it

[plush mason]

and throw most of the curent addministration into the sea

[vagrant fox]

Reading about narco subs and the recent drone ones is mildly interesting they're going wild with ocean crossing capabilities and what not

[arctic talon]

Literally no one was on the fucking island 💀

unless you count the penguins

[storm jungle]

I dont care.

[arctic talon]

in which that case yeah

[storm jungle]

Kill the brits.

Gut em.

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

Drown em.

Run em over.

Total Brit Death.

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-silverhand-fortnite-johnny-silverhand-fortnite-cyber-punk-cyberpunk-2077-johnny-gif-11394671988214073002

[languid meadow]

cyprus

also did you see what benji did

[arctic talon]

besides the only reason the falklands invasion happened was because a dictator was afraid he was gona get torn apart by a mob

(he was correct)

so he tried to drum up some popularity

which kind of worked

anyways we should skin dictators alive

[languid meadow]

when the UK recognized Palestine he tweeted how he recognizes the Falklands as Argentinean

[storm jungle]

Thatcher HELLO

[languid meadow]

the one good thing she did was that

the ONE thing

[storm jungle]

no

[vagrant fox]

Well that and provide a unisex bathroom when she died

[languid meadow]

true

[arctic talon]

absurd Galtieri never got charged for his fucking human rights violations

[languid meadow]

the new smg coming to HD2 is called the re-educator which is awesome

[storm jungle]

no

bad

https://tenor.com/view/no-you-cat-fight-rat-gif-26758033

[languid meadow]

stop being a contrarian

we're gonna skin you

https://tenor.com/view/cat-palas-palas-cat-green-fire-gif-9691844312166040256

I love this stupid ass gif

[storm jungle]

[languid meadow]

Canadian twitter is full of gems

I love it

[outer wave]

Canadian Twitter is awful

Its just people going Carney Bad and Liberal Bad

[languid meadow]

it's mostly just bots but the person who made that carney image is super funny and supports him

this is the person who did it

[outer wave]

Ohhh I see I see

[daring creek]

What is the most rizziest space marine chapter

[surreal nest]

When asked about the legality of the strikes on boats he said "we're just gonna kill them"

[storm jungle]

I mean at least hes honest

💀

[languid meadow]

OH did you see the new whitehouse website

it's fucking insane

[outer wave]

What did they do now

[daring creek]

how is it?

[languid meadow]

the context is them defending the demolition of the east wing

[outer wave]

LMAO

[languid meadow]

the next slide has barely covered boobs and I don't wish to be smited

very paranoid

[outer wave]

"Obama being Muslim is why Im making a ballroom"

[dark moon]

I love that the ballroom construction area that used to be the East Wing is flooded with sewage, Trump deserves it.

Take your shitty (literally) ballroom.

[outer wave]

I imagine when the ballroom is finished, its not gonna ever be used and its gonna look flimsy

[dark moon]

Oh for sure.