also psycho i have genuine question canadian to canadian
#40k-lore-chat
crystal forum
paper haven
Managing the logistical nightmare that is the eastern front of WW2 is way less daunting
crystal forum
do you consider quebec to be east coast
languid meadow
how far it goes
hallow plover
What's QC like?
crystal forum
What's QC like?
east coast is like 5 years away
languid meadow
do you consider quebec to be east coast
not really no but you could technically count it via the St. Lawrence
rose thorn
how far it goes
What the fuck am i looking at
crystal forum
not really no but you could technically count it via the St. Lawrence
mfer
languid meadow
the east to me is the Maritimes
storm jungle
languid meadow
yeah but no one lives there
crystal forum
both east coast states
paper haven
Wait, Quebec is real?
crystal forum
quebec is east coast i cannot accept otherwise
just because NB is easter coastier doesn't exclude it
languid meadow
What the fuck am i looking at
old world blues map
paper haven
Quebec is East Coast in the same way that the West Coast of Florida is East Coast.
crystal forum
the bad part of old world blues is way too many fucking countries
paper haven
It isn't, to be clear.
hallow plover
We pretty much touch salt water
crystal forum
if that isn't east coast i'm eating a dick
paper haven
Nice try
hallow plover
Eastcoaster Jay
slow quarry
if that isn't east coast i'm eating a dick
it seems it has a little arm to wave to the east
hallow plover
It's the dog mouth
crystal forum
ah it's a dog head yeah
paper haven
https://tenor.com/view/confused-computing-counting-math-problems-gif-14678592
Your anger and confusion is correct.
crystal forum
i always thought it was the dog from tintin
wintry cloud
hallow plover
Milou?
slow quarry
But the dog is like doing this: D: yeah?
languid meadow
oh shit blood and bones came out
hallow plover
crystal forum
based?
young pecan
if you count newfoundland
I had a newfie friend a while back when I was a teenager
He was such a character
crystal forum
woah that's a slur buddy
vagrant fox
From experience newfoundland is the only respectable part of canada but I still hate it
young pecan
Is it
crystal forum
it is
hallow plover
It's like a n pass
young pecan
mb slimes
languid meadow
at first I thought the Boltgun 2 protag was a black templar and I instantly was disinterested until I saw it was a sister
we are back
surprised you could understand him
crystal forum
reminder that the first game has a fucking volkite charger
if only i played it enough to get to that point
wintry cloud
https://youtu.be/43jjsBVarPg?si=xJFl8YItTJ7C_-GW
She’s almost hitting this pose when she dual wields
hallow plover
at first I thought the Boltgun 2 protag was a black templar and I instantly was ...
It's both caedo and the sis
wintry cloud
Replace cigarette with gun
crystal forum
i haven't found any boomer shooter i like so i wouldn't know
vagrant fox
hexen was the only good boomer shooter
hallow plover
crystal forum
did you guys see the napoleonic era sword gun game trailer
looks like dishonored combat
languid meadow
soulsslop
vagrant fox
It did take me a bit out of it, french soldier talking britainslop
languid meadow
shit I forgot ECR for OWB added a joke path for Eden and Autumn
where they kiss
cinema
sacred ginkgo
I played it
languid meadow
crystal forum
I played it
is it good
crystal forum
the devs are cool
i knew a guy who was a OWB dev
very woke guy as expected
OWB is like TTS in that it has better lore than the source
languid meadow
it depends
vagrant fox
mid take
languid meadow
Robot city
crystal forum
oh it has lore now?
languid meadow
yeah for a while now
languid meadow
besides her interactions with Lanius and Diana I don't care for her
the AI siblings in the north however are awesome
crystal forum
i like the way brotherhood of steel is treated mostly
languid meadow
everything that came out with the Canada update is great
vagrant fox
Play the American remnants it's very cool
crystal forum
Play the American remnants it's very cool
which one is that
crystal forum
i like the texan chapter
also the random ass anarcho capitalist nation is kinda funny
vagrant fox
mb the Commonwealth Remnants, your goal is to survive and then it gets a little boring
crystal forum
that's the mod in a nutshell yeah
fun during the guided path then meh
actually that's just hoi4
vagrant fox
I found the path to making a new Canadian-ish nation for a better tomorrow mildly interesting
languid meadow
MANIFEST FENRIR you get from doing the dakota secret path or he's the ||final boss of DESTINY or HOPE||
MANIFEST DESTINY is in the far north doing weird shit
crystal forum
meanwhile stellaris has no guided path and sucks but i love it
crystal forum
MANIFEST FENRIR you get from doing the dakota secret path or he's the ||final bo...
furry type shit
i wonder if the game can even run when east coast is added
vagrant fox
There's mods that add a lot of the east coast and it ran fine for me mostly
I don't know which one it was but Chicago enclave was pretty funny
crystal forum
the thing thats sucks to me is you can't really play superpower
languid meadow
MANIFEST HOPE is cool but idk what she does besides what you get from finishing DESTINY'S story
crystal forum
unless they added like 90 fucking columns to the major focus trees to take into consideration every damn nation
imagine reuniting with east coast as brotherhood
my childhood dream
vagrant fox
Enclave Reborn kind of lets you play a superpower and it's a really well done mod but you play the good guy to get a proper game or play evil to fuck yourself over
languid meadow
ERB and ECR are compatible btw it's really good
crystal forum
what's ECR
languid meadow
East Coast Rebirth
adds Fo3 stuff like Raven Rock and Lyons
also outcasts
and Dave
crystal forum
kinda wild to me how far they went with mexico during the early stages of the mod even
animated leader pics
all for a part of lore that admittedly nobody ever cares about
vagrant fox
I did like Tialoc yea
crystal forum
like fallout often showed how fucked mexico became but the games never really got far into it
languid meadow
Lady of The Bells is really fucking cool
crystal forum
tlaloc is good but he's like 6 nations so he counts for a lot
alright fine i'm booting up the mod
languid meadow
noh because im working on fixing my stupid fucking router
vagrant fox
I did wanna conquer the world as Fantasticus but I've got some fierce Hearts of Iron fatigue going
languid meadow
also I think my hoi4 bugged out again corrupting my mods
shit
nevermind we good
don't really listen to Sabaton all that much anymore but their new song for Jeanne d'Arc is really good since it's like their older stuff
vagrant fox
although it is tempting
crystal forum
i never listened because they're not very good
also the average sabaton fan is not a respectable person
storm jungle
i never listened because they're not very good
languid meadow
true that's why I don't talk to anyone who is a fan of stuff I like most of the time
but they do have some really good songs
crystal forum
i just think their music is basic as hell
crystal forum
"cool history war moment, the song"
languid meadow
kill all WW1 fans
we're gonna skin you twin
storm jungle
we're gonna skin you twin
AAA-
crystal forum
finding a piece of WW1 media that isn't "war bad" with 0 originality
languid meadow
WW1 is the only one between the two that is genuinely interesting to a lot of degree
because seminal tragedy is really interesting to read up on
crystal forum
guys i represented PTSD as a monster in my new WW1 trench game i'm so original
vagrant fox
It's okay but if it's not as cheesy as rhapsody is it really worth listening to
languid meadow
every song needs a lil cheese
crystal forum
what rhapsody
vagrant fox
The one what with the emerald sword
storm jungle
finding a piece of WW1 media that isn't "war bad" with 0 originality
war is bad
its why we gotta kill people like you to prevent it from happening
languid meadow
WW1 war is bad
storm jungle
vagrant fox
movie making war look like the most badass shit says war is bad very cool thanks hollywood
crystal forum
WW1 war is bad
hottest WW1 media take
crystal forum
it's annoying because WW1 wasn't more horrific than any other war but it just became standardized to represent it that way
crystal forum
i just want more original takes on how bad it was
languid meadow
I think it's just the impact the war had
rose thorn
AOS models vs 40k models lmao
storm jungle
i dont really want people to enter detail on trenchfoot so im fine with it on the surface
languid meadow
like it set up basically everything in the 20th century
crystal forum
the most repeated thing about it i hear is that it was the first industrial war which is why it was bad
since it was the first to use mass scale machineguns and vehicles and shit
languid meadow
unlike WW2 where it's very black and white for the most part WW1 is just grey all the way down besides like with the Ottomans
arctic talon
AOS models vs 40k models lmao
Statue vs action figure on god
Neave looks so good lol
rose thorn
It’s insane
crystal forum
unlike WW2 where it's very black and white for the most part WW1 is just grey al...
WW2 is black and white?
rose thorn
languid meadow
WW2 is black and white?
between the west and axis pretty much yeah, the soviets? ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
like the west did horrific shit
arctic talon
Showing the eyes makes me feel uncomfortable
crystal forum
i guess the saving grace of being a WW1 fan is if you like german stuff then you aren't hanging out with nazis
rose thorn
I don’t like her mask
Her eyes being isn’t canon which is funny. Stormcast masks block out the eyes
crystal forum
mostly
languid meadow
but like it's at least democracy (for the most part) vs actual evil
celest dome
I don’t like her mask
Same 🤝
arctic talon
Her eyes being isn’t canon which is funny. Stormcast masks block out the eyes
Yeah
I’m aware
Which is why I don’t like it
It’s weird
It looks cursed
rose thorn
Me too
crystal forum
but like it's at least democracy (for the most part) vs actual evil
i was more thinking of the the average view of how the soviet union was lol
languid meadow
i guess the saving grace of being a WW1 fan is if you like german stuff then you...
Germany was basically on the same level as Britain in terms of oppression it was an empire doing empire shit it's just Nazis Co-opted a lot of their shit so now it's harder to say that with being obliterated.
rose thorn
Even though in lore they move around and stuff
languid meadow
we live in bleak times
vagrant fox
i guess the saving grace of being a WW1 fan is if you like german stuff then you...
you wish
There's some real characters liking WW1 Germany
heady pagoda
Mortarions face suck ass
rose thorn
It’s so bad lmao
crystal forum
anyways youtube decided to recommend me period videos of marines clearing japanese tunnels and idk why the footage is allowed on youtube without even being 18+
heady pagoda
It’s so bad lmao
It’s just a weird expression
languid meadow
Moltkes grandson fucking up a lot of shit is hilarious to me
rose thorn
https://tenor.com/view/%D0%B2%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BB%D1%8F%D0%B4-2000-%D1%8F%D1%80%D0...
Mortarian for some reason
crystal forum
marines just blasting away at the corpse of some japanese kid
vagrant fox
Mortarion is so ass man, it occurs to me I just don't like him in any way
rose thorn
Yeah but like gulliman, lion, posssesed, and other stuff looks good for joy toys
arctic talon
I do not think guillimans face looks good
I will say lions does
But guillimans isn’t good imo
crystal forum
god the new default discord pfp's are so fucking creepy
vagrant fox
halloween is american nonsense and should be outlawed internationally
storm jungle
crystal forum
halloween does take spookiness out of the rest of the year
languid meadow
Moltkes grandson fucking up a lot of shit is hilarious to me
It's legit just an inverse of his grandfathers story and Napoleon the 3rd
crystal forum
i think spookiness should not be reserved to the best time of the year
storm jungle
halloween does take spookiness out of the rest of the year
I aint. Afraid. Of NO ghost.
crystal forum
like fall is unironically the season GOAT
languid meadow
"my relative was this good tactician therefore I am"
heady pagoda
I aint. Afraid. Of *NO* ghost.
Do ghosts serve the emperor? Or should we purge them?
storm jungle
Do ghosts serve the emperor? Or should we purge them?
Ghosts arent fascist mostly so i think they are fine
as long as they kill imperials 🫡
crystal forum
b-but the guard is imperial
crystal forum
mag why you so unhappy recently
heady pagoda
rose thorn
mag why you so unhappy recently
I’m very happy lmao
vagrant fox
"my relative was this good tactician therefore I am"
He might've been good in an older type of war who knows but it is mildly funny
queen laurel
mag why you so unhappy recently
She just really really really really really really really really hates anything related to guard space wolves and Marines
languid meadow
queen laurel
Well krieg guard specifically she doesn't really care about imperial garden
rose thorn
She just really really really really really really really really hates anything ...
I LIKE GUARD
queen laurel
I LIKE GUARD
All right chill homie chill
queen laurel
And I’m okay with marines
You were reacting like a dinosaur having their foot stopped in a rock when ultramarines were coming out I thought you kind of don't like them at that point
heady pagoda
New class is probably gonna be kriegsman or some shit
I’m my opinion classes should really be different from one another otherwise it’s just a reskin
rose thorn
My hope is the new class is ‘xeno touched’ or something and play as a gsc
languid meadow
the black market specialist from Bo3
rose thorn
But it’s not gonna be that
crystal forum
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Brôkhyr
would be so funny guys
languid meadow
heady pagoda
My hope is the new class is ‘xeno touched’ or something and play as a gsc
Genestealer typeshit?
rose thorn
Yee
crystal forum
that we get the votann tech guys but not admech
heady pagoda
Gotta admit rattling would be fun too
rose thorn
If I get to be a kelomorph I’ll play gsc irl
Rattling is probably second most likely after some random guard crap
languid meadow
idk I think the class will be tied to the inquisition in some way to act as a balancing force to the Arbities shoving in
rose thorn
Ratlings are cool
queen laurel
Gotta admit rattling would be fun too
Thing is that's probably going to be a while if fat shark even decides to do it
The level design of dark Tide was not made with short characters in mind
They even said they don't want to do space bardin
rose thorn
Mf
queen laurel
Like they could do it
vagrant fox
my brain is perkelating broker to mean rogue trader so that means we'll get a rogue trader related class, trust
queen laurel
But it's probably going to be a long while
heady pagoda
ratling would be lamest and most predictable option
Depends on how they do their mechanics but yes
crystal forum
im just saying in terms of originality
queen laurel
I would rather have other types of abhumans and xenos mercs or something
crystal forum
i will not even try guessing what the new class mechanics will be since the arbites dog caught me completely by surprise
heady pagoda
Maybe servitors or something similar would be weirdly good?
rose thorn
If it’s a gsc perosn I’ll be so happy
storm jungle
ratling would be lamest and most predictable option
no lol
crystal forum
is that confirmation dilara
heady pagoda
i will not even try guessing what the new class mechanics will be since the arbi...
Was fun and well thought
storm jungle
ratlings are never coming
crystal forum
DILARA CONFIRMED RATLING
storm jungle
the devs said this ages ago
crystal forum
EVERYBODY
rose thorn
3 handed combat would be so fun
languid meadow
I do think FS figuring out how to make Siennas skeles work allowed them to actually expand characters
we wouldn't have had the dog without necromancer
heady pagoda
the devs said this ages ago
Their height diference would prob make it weird
celest dome
Maps aren't made for smaller PoV, but even without that, Ratling is the worst small PoV pick
rose thorn
“Your false god said I must die in holy duty”
“Sounds like him”
crystal forum
if we go by obscure 40k unit that would fit in the game then rattling is up there
vagrant fox
nuh uh
crystal forum
sadly there isnt anything like how arbites was
celest dome
Depend on what you look at
crystal forum
arbites was in a weird spot of having quite a lot of content while never really taking center stage in the setting
i cant think of any other sub faction
maybe assassins but that's too strong for darktide
rose thorn
Why are arbities in dark tide?
rose thorn
OH LMAO
arctic talon
The fact the tithe issue hasn't been resolved yet
crystal forum
the tax joke is already overdone man
rose thorn
“Your shitty rebellion is gonna cost you”
languid meadow
some people are complaining that BF6 has some silly elements in it and I just saw someone retort by posting this https://fxtwitter.com/_rorororororo_/status/1753955113503162527
arctic talon
the tax joke is already overdone man
I mean they're literally getting involved because of the tithe
its about taxes this time
celest dome
its not
Remember that dude that argued against that the Arbites were there just for the Tithe 🍵
crystal forum
I mean they're literally getting involved because of the tithe
yeah but come on it's such a disservice to how they actually act
they're not mafia extorters
storm jungle
Remember that dude that argued against that the Arbites were there just for the ...
that guy was such a psycho lmao
storm jungle
not fucking tax collectors
they are fascist cops
they arent 80's cop movie protags
that would require them to go against the law
and do vigilante shit
which isnt what arbites do
celest dome
not fucking tax collectors
They're sent to repress workers strikes in lore
crystal forum
they are fascist cops
that's literally what 80's cop movies are about!!!
storm jungle
they are judge dredds, aka upholders of a fascist regime that look cool
storm jungle
that's literally what 80's cop movies are about!!!
no lmao
all 80's cop movies are protags that go against the deparment
DAMN IT MCBAIN, IM TAKING YOUR BADGE
celest dome
They're sent to stop smugglers that take stuff that are meant to go for the Tithe
crystal forum
those movies regularly treated cops like heros ridding the world of scum lol
it's so fascist coded
languid meadow
I think it's fatalist that has the "interoperating the lex" convo
crystal forum
all 80's cop movies are protags that go against the deparment
because they're tired of the red tape preventing them from killing minorities
storm jungle
because they're tired of the red tape preventing them from killing minorities
yes, and thats what isnt arbites about
storm jungle
Arbites are based on Dredd, a cunt who keeps the awful law going in Mega City 1
celest dome
Jay do you think of the Enforcers ?
crystal forum
enforcers in general?
celest dome
Palanite, Tertian...
crystal forum
i like non standardized enforcers
i dont like that the munda enforcers are what people think of when they think enforcer
celest dome
Basically local police force and/or Gestapo
crystal forum
to me enforcers are like PDF in that they vary a lot
per planet
and if i were to make homebrew enforcers they would act like corrupt mobsters
or the average eastern european policeman
they wont bother you if you just give them a cut
and they might actually enforce some idea of law and order
arctic talon
1 billion dollars were wiped out because of this
Shits so funny
celest dome
I want the Atoman Enforcers to get out of that Penal area that was once mentioned as a new Chaos Cult.
Warden of Khorne 🙏
crystal forum
that would be cool yeah
storm jungle
to me enforcers are like PDF in that they vary a lot
"to me"
thats literally their lore
bro cannot even read!!!
hes a tourist!!!!
KILL HIM!!!
rose thorn
Imagine how sick it would be to mag dump 3 revolvers into a horde
crystal forum
the fact that there's even 1 billion dollars in cs:go skins when you can't even exchange them for real money without breaking steam's rules
celest dome
thats literally their lore
I do want to correct that he isn't saying they aren't.
Just that GW is treating them like they are not (Both DT and RT having Enforcers based on the Palanites)
rose thorn
https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-china-american-century-of-humiliation-chin...
How it feels to become an AOS fan
crystal forum
i wonder if steam even cares about the 1 billion fake dollar loss
arctic talon
i wonder if steam even cares about the 1 billion fake dollar loss
they don't
this makes people want to buy cases even more
LOL
crystal forum
given that all of that is essentially fake money
crystal forum
yeah
like the 1 billion dollar market isn't even worth 1 billion in sales
since valve makes way more money per good skin
i think
it's all fake steam money
arctic talon
it's all fake steam money
nah there's third party websites people use
crystal forum
i know
but the actual value is still in steam bucks
like there's 1 billions dollars worth of steam money
or not idk
im baked
this shit is stupid either way
what are my skins worth now
damn most of my skins are worth at least 1$ now
that's wild none of them were worth even 50 cents
winged jacinth
Big money
crystal forum
holy shit why are cases worth 5$
winged jacinth
The move does make valve money while being a lateral attack at stuff like gambling sites they were getting flak for
crystal forum
i have so many cases worth 5$
wtf
WHAT THE FUCK
i could have sold this thing for 60$ a few days ago
dude what the hell
fuck it i'm buying the new battlefield today i guess
sacred bluff
i should start gambling cases 
crystal forum
dont lol
dark moon
i should start gambling cases <a:nod:1124379398867521647>
LET’S GO GAMBLING! 
celest dome
Cause you'd say yes if they asked you ?
vagrant fox
hm, kind of a -2 take
storm jungle
Cause you'd say yes if they asked you ?
I mean yes
the guy is fine
his wife tho uh
vagrant fox
nevermind it was a +2 take you were right all along
crystal forum
but i can POSSIBLY make my money back 🥺
im pretty sure all i accomplished with that bayonet doppler was break even lol
well at the price of the time
it's worth like 800$ now
was 1700$ last week
arctic talon
why are these two giving me swingers vibes, HELP
thats the point LOL
crystal forum
before the drop
storm jungle
thats the point LOL
SHUT UP
vagrant fox
apparently if you charge a melee swing and then pick up or destroy rations you can hold the charged swing for eternity pretty cool
either way does any WoDhead remember how the maelstroms during the week of nightmares cracked open hell, I remember mages kind of deliberately fucking with it but I'm not so sure right now
valid needle
at first I thought the Boltgun 2 protag was a black templar and I instantly was ...
So a lady Black Templar then
crystal forum
just watched the void
crystal forum
for some reason on the banner it says "from the executive producer of the witch"
like ok? wtf does the executive producer matter
rose thorn
We’re in the end of 10th all of this is utterly meaningless in like 3 months
crystal forum
although prob the best done eldritch horror film i have seen
arctic talon
We’re in the end of 10th all of this is utterly meaningless in like 3 months
not really
lol
11e is gona have the same core rules
this advice is also universal across 40k editions
tbh
or any of GW's wargames lol
all those bits of advice apply to AoS as well
even if its common sense
crystal forum
a better explanation would be when to not charge
since charging is like usually the thing you want to do
surreal nest
We’re in the end of 10th all of this is utterly meaningless in like 3 months
Charge isnt going to be removed bro lmfao
These bullet points will always be valid
plush mason
@queen laurel ok i just finished killer of killers
vagrant fox
smh people not checking things for me while I'm in the toilet
lament shoal
What do you guys think of the fit
lament shoal
like the haunted sword
Just because one of my force swords is called "Cursebringer" doesn't mean there's a daemon hiding inside it dw 
So called "loyal servants of the golden throne" when the cultists bring out the daemonette baddies
rose thorn
Imagining gw removing charge phase from 40k and instead you just walk into enemies
Melee weapons just become guns with shorter range
rocky gale
What do you guys think of the fit
Genetealers!!
lament shoal
NUH UH
rocky gale
This man will steal my genes
rose thorn
this is uniornically top 2 best looking things ever released relating to trench crusade
this is good enough to be a ciites of sigmar kit
rose thorn
iron sultanate is number one lma
this is a clsoe number 2
id like to buy trench crusade models but i dont trust third party 3d printers
lament shoal
Hell yeah
sacred ginkgo
Vet player count has always been the highest
raven stone
this is uniornically top 2 best looking things ever released relating to trench ...
Really looks like their design team looked at GW’s Death Korps and said “fuck you were gon do one better.”
winged jacinth
Yeah veteran has the highest total hours played so it has the most total damage dealt
Simple as
coral granite
The dogs are not receiving enough pets. Must pet more
scenic bolt
that was for the most pets on a single dog
lament shoal
I'm boutta cause a second birth of Slaanesh with how many excess pets I'm gonna give to the dog
vagrant fox
The cyber mastiff is a weapon and should not be coddled ☝️ 
unique bronze
What do you guys think of the fit
Where's that from
coral granite
The cyber mastiff is a weapon and should not be coddled ☝️ <:staregryn:102208508...
Heresy
sacred bluff
rose thorn
I hatw to say this but god damn Raven guard’s colors don’t look great in 40k
Ilu shaan you have the best raven gaurd army I’ve seen
But unless your doign sick ass designs like on the land speeder i
The design gets held back
Idk maybe I’m wrong
arctic talon
Tbh
I think they look fine
It’s just a majority black scheme without a lot of Metallics
median star
why the librarian purpl
surreal nest
How do you order warhammer day miniatures l?
arctic talon
Aesthetic choice by the person
arctic talon
How do you order warhammer day miniatures l?
The 2 new big statue/joytoy
Not from GW
arctic talon
Yes
lament shoal
sacred bluff
i never hear about the sisters of surrender
young pecan
Is becoming a chaos spawn always inherently a punishment by the gods?
I know at least in WHF, undivided chaos who lean too far into one side get that as punishment
lofty mason
How was Angron enslaved when he was younger? Aren't Primarch revered as god (Big-E's creation), thus doing something like that would be mega-heresy?
storm jungle
How was Angron enslaved when he was younger? Aren't Primarch revered as god (Big...
He was literally a child lol
also he was some random nobody on some random shithole planet, nobody gave a shit who he was
Read it on his bio
storm jungle
Is becoming a chaos spawn always inherently a punishment by the gods?
Its essentially punishment or just you taking too much warp energy and not being able to handle it etc.
Remember being a Spawn is always a result of some uncontrollable debacle
Like a sorceror doing to you as revenge, you mutating simply too much, taking in too many gifts etc
young pecan
photo taken from the No Kings protest
Also are there any examples of tech priests using hydraulic instruments as weapons
Like a pole piston shooting out or using a fast press to squish people
That would be cool methinkings
celest cedar
photo taken from the No Kings protest
theres a lot more gems too
knew a guy who took part in the protest
crystal forum
photo taken from the No Kings protest
the smile lmao
like a kid showing his drawing
lament shoal
Like a sorceror doing to you as revenge, you mutating simply too much, taking in...
Ik in rogue trader cultists can be seen allowing it to happen to them on purpose
storm jungle
Yeah again Spawndom is literally just absorbing too much Warp from any given context
It has a lot of triggers
rose thorn
Do British people spell dog as dogge?
I saw an ad that spelt it dogge and I can’t tell if getting gaslit
arctic talon
Do British people spell dog as dogge?
Not in modern english
rose thorn
Ah okay thank you
opaque coyote
massive aura farming vibes
queen laurel
<@783504501561753651> ok i just finished killer of killers
yeah it's good right
opaque coyote
photo taken from the No Kings protest
young pecan
young pecan
as he once said, "I'm not making it into heaven"
valid needle
Skibidi rizz king
opaque coyote
So fun fact: the population of Tertium before the Inquisition arrived was listed as around 90 billion.
We basically cleared out the entire fucking hive
young pecan
So fun fact: the population of Tertium before the Inquisition arrived was listed...
They fucked a lot since then
So
opaque coyote
Although tbf, Hive Primus on Necromunda is estimated to contain 5-10 billion people, one of the biggest hive cities btw
GW will never nail down the numbers right
sacred ginkgo
I think the w&g supplement says 70 bil for tertium
opaque coyote
I think the w&g supplement says 70 bil for tertium
Yeah the lexicanum also lists Wrath and Glory as it's source and it says 90 billion
could be wrong though, I ain't paying $20 to check
...
opaque coyote
I think the w&g supplement says 70 bil for tertium
...so after uh
checking
legally
it lists it as 90 billion (aprox)
sacred ginkgo
I didn't realize how silly a certain someone was being until I saw the announcement for the supplement actually releasing
opaque coyote
so Teritum somehow has more people than Necromunda's biggest hive city
good to know!
The 5-10 billion number is from 2019 btw
which is
funny
young pecan
I still don't understand how a hive world could fit 90 billion people
Even if they're starving
It would have to be so so much larger than Earth
And have so so many sustenance resources imported
opaque coyote
I still don't understand how a hive world could fit 90 billion people
We would have no idea either, we don't even know how many people Earth can support
lament shoal
Guys can we blow up atoma's governor please
sacred ginkgo
Its like 7-8 million cubic miles or smth if my napkin math is right
opaque coyote
I feel like 90 billion makes sense if only because it would fit 40k and how consistently shitty it is.
sacred ginkgo
(Its probably not but it's close enough)
young pecan
We would have no idea either, we don't even know how many people Earth can suppo...
Only one way to find out my fellow capitalist 
languid meadow
the official homeland security account just posted a little dark age edit
opaque coyote
the official homeland security account just posted a little dark age edit
speaking of which @young pecan
we probably won't find out
also scientifically, we're actually going through a population decline
sacred ginkgo
Please get me off of Mr bones wild ride
languid meadow
it's also poorly made
barely anything is synced
14yo nazis have better tempo than this
opaque coyote
https://fxtwitter.com/uncledoomer/status/1981444678323933308
...
honestly at this point, 40k is too conservative in how shitty our future would be
I thought I had no faith left to lose
languid meadow
need high lords of terra shitposting xenos wojaks
opaque coyote
But at this point, they're digging deeper into the well
sacred ginkgo
https://fxtwitter.com/uncledoomer/status/1981444678323933308
This only makes them look worse
opaque coyote
need high lords of terra shitposting xenos wojaks
Honestly, I do wish we had a separate edition/version of 40k where it keeps up the heavy handed satire.
sacred ginkgo
Perhaps this is because it's impossible to make protest control look heroic in any way because it never is
opaque coyote
Imagine the field day they would have
opaque coyote
Perhaps this is because it's impossible to make protest control look heroic in a...
What do you mean? Beating up innocent people is fun!
To be fair, their supporters think it is heroic.
This is the definition of a hero to them.
sacred ginkgo
You think they would at least attempt to cast themselves in a positive light
opaque coyote
Gleaming Knights in armor beating up the enemies.
opaque coyote
You think they would at least *attempt* to cast themselves in a positive light
They've long given up on that
or rather, they think that are.
This is their positive light.
languid meadow
oh yeah ok so the official ICE requirements for non LEO recruits is pathetic
it's like 15 push ups and 32 pullups
they said about a third of people fail this btw
sacred ginkgo
What the hell does low earth orbit have to do with ice
languid meadow
Law Enforcement Officer but also the orbit is getting too close to da border
opaque coyote
oh yeah ok so the official ICE requirements for non LEO recruits is pathetic
Don't forget this as well...
languid meadow
gotta stop the sapce
oops meant to send that to a friend
because fuck ass discord wont COPY THE IMAGE
sacred ginkgo
Shit like this is proof we are living in a simulation
This cannot possibly be real
opaque coyote
because fuck ass discord wont COPY THE IMAGE
same
opaque coyote
Shit like this is proof we are living in a simulation
of course, this could be a sign that we aren't, because no AI, deity, etc. would hallucinate or make something this stupid
languid meadow
holy shit we're in a TFR save
queen laurel
Were in some idiot's paradox game
The matrix but built by an idiot?
opaque coyote
The matrix but built by an idiot?
Wouldn't be a matrix option tbh, lack of brain function to power the machines
daring creek
opaque coyote
or if judging by the original draft/idea for what humans were used for in the matrix
lack of processing power
raven stone
of course, this could be a sign that we aren't, because no AI, deity, etc. would...
But what if this is AI learning to be stupid to evade detection 😛
opaque coyote
But what if this is AI learning to be stupid to evade detection 😛
We're doing a great job at it then
WE FUCKING DID IT BOYS
WE WON!
raven stone
My guess is either Ad Mech related, or...well that really is the only organization left
If we don't count Sisters on account of Power Armour
daring creek
You've got the cops, the military, the fat man, the church, and now we need technology....
Aren't sisters the church already
Zealot I feel already fills in the role of an SoB...I don't know how they'd be worked beyond possibly a heavy flamer
Either admech, or an xeno. Realistically I think it's most likely to be an admech
Do not think rejects, and the arbites would be comfortable with a bunch of xenos walking about the mourningstar
Why do people keep saying eldar
shadow plover
They're coping
daring creek
It would be fucking crazy
celest dome
Zealot I feel already fills in the role of an SoB...I don't know how they'd be w...
The niche of the Sister do seem to be filled by the Zealot, but there are part of the Sororitas that aren't really used yet, which could be used for a new class
daring creek
The niche of the Sister do seem to be filled by the Zealot, but there are part o...
Like what? Would it really be enough to justify a class built around it
celest dome
Having it set around the Acts of Faith, being more like a "Holy Tanky Psyker" than just a furious Zealot
rocky gale
Do not think rejects, and the arbites would be comfortable with a bunch of xenos...
Inquisitorial agents work with Xenos all the time
valid needle
It’s a Lamenter
lofty mason
Since we’re getting a new class reveal on Nov 11th, I want the Primarch class as the new class. 
queen laurel
Since we’re getting a new class reveal on Nov 11th, I want the Primarch class as...
Granted but we break your arms and legs so that you can't play
lofty mason
Granted but we break your arms and legs so that you can't play
I got other appendages that I can use to play.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
queen laurel
I got other appendages that I can use to play.
Also breaking your spine to paralyze you
lofty mason
Also breaking your spine to paralyze you
Kinky I like that.
unique bronze
Why a primarch tho
queen laurel
*Kinky* I like that.
Welp Time to consign you to you a worst fate, you are now stuck in a room where you can only watch anything related to Donald Trump and nothing else
raven stone
Also I want to see Darktide's take on Melta Guns
celest dome
Welp Time to consign you to you a worst fate, you are now stuck in a room where ...
Worse than the Garth Ennis room 
unique bronze
Also I want to see Darktide's take on Melta Guns
As long as it isn't like what they did in SM2
dapper gyro
To be honest, beam melta would work like some reverse flame thrower with brittleness ticks.
Which is kind of what the recon las onslaught Vet doing.
raven stone
Probably a close range cannon with massive distance damage dropoff
dapper gyro
The other one would be this from cod zombie https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/callofduty/images/d/d9/Thundergun_model_BO.png/revision/latest?cb=20140322041555
queen laurel
Worse than the Garth Ennis room <:loregryn:1036580674741731379>
Well yeah but I could also combine them for the Garth Trump beam
void plover
Is there, in lore, anyone that could do the summoner role like necro Sienna does with mass skeletons or something like that? Nothing particularly comes to mind in 40k when it comes to summoners
misty vector
probably some like ctesias from the ahriman series
physically weak but a master at binding and controlling daemons
he was able to summon daemons on the spot
void plover
Ah, I was thinking more on the imperium side
raven stone
Closest is spamming servo skulls or servitors
...or even turrets
Imagine an Enginseer class that is the TF2 Engineer - but in Darktide
misty vector
hmmm yeah loyalist might be more hard to find like that
void plover
Kek, mass servo skulls or servitors summoner sounds funny
void plover
Imagine an Enginseer class that is the TF2 Engineer - but in Darktide
If it comes with the guitar then it can work
Or a drunk scotsman
raven stone
Or a drunk scotsman
Closest we have is Lose Cannon Vet XD
Considering a later addition in December is based on Trench Warfare
void plover
Wait that could work. The mechanical arm goes shooty shooty with the plasma gun or melta 
The "human" (or whatever is left) hands play the guitar when you press X
void plover
Closest we have is Lose Cannon Vet XD
Loose cannon my beloved. If I could throw a broken bottle at a crusher I would be so happy
celest dome
Is there, in lore, anyone that could do the summoner role like necro Sienna does...
Psyker can have some familiars but more rare.
Best way would be Admech, with the ability to hijack some Servitor from the Hive, or summon them for mechanical use.
And Servo Skull (Guardian Skull and/or Gheistskull
shadow plover
Dude's read all of Horus Heresy because of this series
Either it's madness or dedication
median star
that guys actually insane in multiple ways i think
hes if they made dwight from the office a real person
plush mason
yeah it's good right
very
queen laurel
very
the predators look sick too and the way they favor their pray is genuinely awesome
plush mason
that giant one in the viking era was crazy, especially knowing that predators hate the cold
queen laurel
that giant one in the viking era was crazy, especially knowing that predators ha...
yeah he's cool
tough haven
Alright folks, I’ve got a theoretical 40K question for me, pertinent to the story I’m writing for my trrpg, and since it’s gonna be a what if, I’ll take options on what y’all think is the most narratively interesting while still being roughly accurate to canon
That alright with you all?
celest dome
sure
low vault
yep
lofty mason
How well equipped are the heretics / traitors? I don't see a lot of models for traitors' armored vehicles.
celest dome
You mean on the TT? Lorewise ?
For DT specifically ?
TT wise, nothing atm as the L&D codex doesn't exist anymore (but used to just be Chaos Imperial Guard)
Lorewise depend, some have much more than the other (Like Blood Pact has a lot of tanks)
DT wise, not much as fare as we know
lofty mason
DT wise, not much as fare as we know
I mean in general.
Do traitors produce their own equipments or mostly just use captured ones.
celest dome
Mostly what ever they had when they turned to Chaos
tough haven
sure
So the party has pissed off both a Triarch praetorian, and a dark mechanicum tech priest. Both have sent an assassin after a member of the party/all of them. A Deathmark known as “The Maimed Hunter” and a corrupted, warp tainted ruststalker named “Nipoccio, Father’s Vengeance” Both of these assassins will be stalking the party at the same time while they try to take back an Ork riddled agri world. My question is Do you think the Deathmark and the ruststalker should be active at the same time? Would they compete against each other? Work together? Ignore one another? Eliminate each other as a potential threat?
The Deathmark wants just the Marine dead
But will tolerate collateral
Nipoccio, operates more like an Eversor, with a little more stealth
The ruststalker
celest dome
The Deathmark will probably not care about the Ruststalker and do his stuff as it is just planned, if the Ruststalker kill the target first then the job is just accomplished.
The Ruststalker would not noticed the Deathmark most likely.
But if either of their bosses notice that there is the presence of the other, they might just give the secondary orders of dispatching the other
dapper gyro
How well equipped are the heretics / traitors? I don't see a lot of models for t...
Yes, they can produce, but they need to capture a manufacturing world. It takes a lot of time and resources to create those, which the traitor forces just don't have.
rose thorn
AHAHAHAEHHASA
why is the custodian
is high lord solar apart of red skull waht is he doingggg
rocky gale
Why's Ron Pearlman standing behind him
rose thorn
BADHAWHEFHAFAHEFABFH
wintry cloud
Warhammer day is tomorrow right?
rose thorn
its different every year i guess so
clear sail
Is there a lore reason for lucky bullet ogryn?
rose thorn
Why's Ron Pearlman standing behind him
omfg its literally just ron pearlman
nocturne crest
wintry cloud
https://youtu.be/CFZ6AzRYpQw?si=vgBlZSReMX-9ZQD1
i cannot wait for this games full release
The demo was amazing
celest cedar
AHAHAHAEHHASA
art go hard tho
rose thorn
she looks like shes from an mmo and was made by some guy who would get expsoed on twitter 4 years later for being a sex pest
using her boobs to hold an inquisitorial symbol 
having black goth lipstick
i just realized its weird that agents of teh imperium cant bring a custody
celest dome
That's cause Custodes are over their influence
rose thorn
yeah but like, not even one body guard? they cant even bring sisters of silence
which is obseenly weird
espeically because they had a killteam come with sisters of scilence
and scions
rocky gale
winged jacinth
yeah but like, not even one body guard? they cant even bring sisters of silence
Not being able to grab sisters is pretty weird but i feel like i remember malleus inquisitors getting to for daemonhunts?
It seems like the sisters would be most valuable working with inquisitors
tough haven
The Deathmark will probably not care about the Ruststalker and do his stuff as i...
So you think they’d just sort of ignore each other, or observe from a distance?
Now I just gotta figure out how to have their hunts progress while the party pursues main objectives, I don’t want them to attack for real right away, I want time for them to stalk and build up tension before trying to kill them in earnest
The party is gonna find the lab where the ruststalker was made and notes on its creation, and it’s going to start following them from there, on their way to the forward base they need to recapture
But once they get there, I’m unsure if they should attack then or still just watch, or maybe sabotage
sacred bluff
dapper gyro
More please
tough haven
But once they get there, I’m unsure if they should attack then or still just wat...
Or wait until they beat down the orks there and are all weary and wounded to strike
celest cedar
quirky
rocky gale
Ooops all Ultramarines again today I see
storm jungle
SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
near wasp
rocky gale
Could really go for a fourth WarCom post about Ultramarines right now
winged jacinth
I agree the deathmark would probably be looking to exploit the ruststalker
Maybe as the party is about to kill the ruststalker the deathmark takes advantage to surprise them lol
Necrons are not likely to work with a chaos tainted ruststalker
celest dome
I agree the deathmark would probably be looking to exploit the ruststalker
Maybe...
Alternatively could have the Tech Priest that are overseeing the Ruststalker decide that the DM is a better target to get some Xenotech
winged jacinth
Those guys are canonically so fuckin sneaky but yeah
try and grab deathmark to steal tech
it phases and walks away
I also like deathmarks as pairs like the killteam rules imply but that's probably a balance issue here
Mechanically they mark targets for each other but since they're robots i like to think their different viewing angles let them triangulate shots better
celest dome
2 Deathmarks that were friend while alive and are just bantering and daring each other into doing the most skilled shots
Like one just step out of a window to take a shot while falling
The other one upping by stepping out onto a Rhino to ride into a shooting position
remote wadi
Ooops all Ultramarines again today I see
Honestly keep that streak going
So csm keeps winning tournaments while staying low key cheap
crystal forum
hallow saddle
crystal forum
putting any of these games on the same level as payday 3 is wild
tough haven
Necrons are not likely to work with a chaos tainted ruststalker
Work with? No no, use as a tool? Perhaps?
tough haven
I agree the deathmark would probably be looking to exploit the ruststalker
Maybe...
Do you think it would take potshots at the target every once in a while, in the hopes one kills him? Or just observe?
Fuck, is it even possible for the party to see the deathmark?
celest dome
The party would see the Deathmark on the target
tough haven
Trying to think how much tension I can even build with it before it strikes
celest dome
Maybe have the target change player character every so often
tough haven
The party would see the Deathmark on the target
It specifically states only the target and the deathmark can see it
tough haven
Maybe have the target change player character every so often
It specifically wants the space marine in the party dead, because he was the one to destroy a minor necron tomb, and piss of the praetorian in doing so
But it doesn’t mind collateral damage
winged jacinth
Work with? No no, use as a tool? Perhaps?
Yeah i was suggesting something like a surprise attack at the end of the ruststalker encounter
Idk what combat tempo is like but i'd do it like 70% through the fight
remote wadi
Honestly most combat patrols need an update
Except emperors children and CSM those are great
Unless they give us choosen
rose thorn
tough haven
Idk what combat tempo is like but i'd do it like 70% through the fight
That’s a good idea, question is, I don’t think the party can survive both at once lol
winged jacinth
Do you think they can do consecutive?
Sneak attack while they're confirming the kill works too
Plus it lets the necron guarantee the ruststalker cant turn on it which it would probably worry about
Deathstalkers are among the smartest of necron soldiery right? I think i remember that
tough haven
Do you think they can do consecutive?
maybe if they’re allowed to rest and heal first, but the deathmark wouldn’t likely allow that
winged jacinth
Ohh hmmm you're in a bit of a tight spot then... lemme think
Maybe you could have the assassins clash at some point to lower the overall encounter difficulty, blame chaos for the ruststalker being able to detect the deathmark
median star
whats thoughts on caarnok var now
winged jacinth
Apparently deathmarks won't kill enemies that prove themselves sufficiently in combat to be respected as actual people
So you could also have it retreat after a partial encounter
Due to their nature as agents of assassination and ambush, the ancient codes dictate that Deathmarks cannot be deployed against nobility or other "honourable" races. This matters little however, as Necrons consider most alien foes to be not worthy, unless they prove otherwise on the battlefield.
Gives a good reason to double down on triarch activity too
storm jungle
Apparently deathmarks won't kill enemies that prove themselves sufficiently in c...
I love shit like that
because its just the writers going
"Okay we made a super OP unstoppable assassin that can use pocket dimensions to snipe people, how do we not make them kill everyone"
kek
classic necrons moment lol
median star
also bringing it up my prediction
rose thorn
pls be good pls pls pls
winged jacinth
"Okay we made a super OP unstoppable assassin that can use pocket dimensions to ...
"They just won't kill nobles thats why every necron war doesn't start with the assassination of the entire imperial command structure"
The imperium is so lucky to be feudal
tough haven
```Due to their nature as agents of assassination and ambush, the ancient codes ...
cannot kill nobility
newest book has a deathmark kill several imperial nobles
lofty mason
During and after the great crusade there were protectorates where primitive aliens were allowed to exist, and Terra itself had a diplomatic corps for negotiating with the xenos, but I dont know if these survived till 40k
Is this true? I want to read more into this.
winged jacinth
Part A does
storm jungle
Theres nothing to read because that shit is made up
median star
>cannot kill nobility
>newest book has a deathmark kill several imperial nobles
they were fakers
winged jacinth
They will leave worlds with annoying nonspacefaring aliens alone if they're not worth fighting for resources
storm jungle
the Imperium ever like allowed 1-2 species to exist but they were essentially slave-species that they harvested to death for their genetic data to make stuff like rejuvenantes
their Number 1 rule is always to kill all aliens
tough haven
>cannot kill nobility
>newest book has a deathmark kill several imperial nobles
Granted, said deathmark has the destroyer virus
winged jacinth
their Number 1 rule is *always* to kill all aliens
They don't seem to usually bother with animal type aliens the same way as i remember
storm jungle
I mean
thats because they are animals
they arent sentient
lol
A grox cant plan to destroy an entire imperial planet
storm jungle
Granted, said deathmark has the destroyer virus
winged jacinth
Thats what they're asking about i think
Like the tau were considered a non-issue animalish species until they got hidden by warp storms for a couple millenia and turned into space guys
tough haven
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Hexmark_Destroyer
Not one of those yet
storm jungle
I dont think so? The first tau were essentially cavemen, that makes the msentient.
storm jungle
Not one of those yet
Normal Deathmarks cant be destroyers
thats what the Hexmark are
winged jacinth
They didn't try to exterminate them the first time they crossed the gulf at least
tough haven
Normal Deathmarks cant be destroyers
Yeah but I thought it’s body still was outwardly like a deathmark
storm jungle
they were marked for termination on their first encounter, just forgotten about
winged jacinth
Ah
winged jacinth
I figured being caveman level and bound to one planet any explorators that wanted to could wipe them out
storm jungle
Yeah they didnt due to the warpstorms
its said in their first codex, which is like way back
tough haven
<:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
I could be wrong, but I don’t think they’re ever described to have hexmark appearances
storm jungle
I could be wrong, but I don’t think they’re ever described to have hexmark appea...
Our only description of Deathmarks who are destroyers are the Hexmark
tough haven
Cause the praetorian is surprised that they are afflicted by the destroyer
storm jungle
its what they become when they join a Cult
tough haven
If they were a hexmark, would they not know immediately?
And they kept referring to them as a deathmark, only suspecting something was up when the amount of collateral kept increasing on their assassinations
Until eventually they figure it out
rocky gale
Is this our first ever Lizardman book?
rocky gale
Did he not do Day of Ascension?
rocky gale
It's his first full Age of Sigmar book
rocky gale
"Warhammer Community: What is it about the Seraphon that draws you to them as protagonists for your first full-length Warhammer Age of Sigmar novel?"
rose thorn
well day of ascension is one of the best 40k books ever
humble shoal
what is the worst guess for the new class (other than space marine)
hallow saddle
I'm currently reading it
humble shoal
I'm going with scarab
rocky gale
what is the worst guess for the new class (other than space marine)
Anything other than Eldar
hollow lantern
Is hive ganger not simply a background option already?
humble shoal
Anything other than Eldar
haemonculus
storm jungle
Is hive ganger not simply a background option already?
Not really no
hollow lantern
Not really no
It is
hallow saddle
we don't know yet lol
humble shoal
ogryn psykers from munda
storm jungle
they can make it work if its the case
hallow saddle
but there's a million options