#40k-lore-chat
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i don't see it
somebody already posted
Yea I just see yellow
slow
eat my ass
that's because you have jaundice
maybe adhders see more colours
She's got that gene that lets her see the secret DLC colours
All yellow
It’s yellow
The green yellow
It’s green and yelllow
It’s mostly yellow
And slightly slightly green
It’s a slime mold green
All this looks like piles of SHIT
Yellow
mag you're wrong just give up
ive shown proof im right
Okay now that is lightly green, I just don't see it on the Fists
what makes you an expert in yellow
You've got to remember that colour is subjective
As an Iron Warriors fan, I know how to recognize Imperial Piss yellow. That’s it right there. 
*color
traditional impeiral fist yellow is more orange than green
The spelling of colour is however, not subjective
color
shut up AmeriKKKan
huh????????
depends if you use old world or new world english
warhammer the old world?
burn
Wait do you guys spell it fibre or fiber?
nuh-uh
fiber
Weird
fiber optic
We spell fibre
that's french
what about grey
literally
or gray
meter
They were though lmao. You silly goose. 🪿
nuh-uh can't prove me wrong
Grey
eat an onion like an apple then I'll respect you
im not french
Don’t like apples, onions are okay though.
If the french love onions, I am french
digusting
My condolences. 
I had beef chasseur the other day after all
why would you do this
Not me, I've got freakishly big hands
big meaty claws
if you had said something like a pear instead of apple I would have been on your side
They have to order XL gloves just for me at work
apples are the default fruit

I’d rather keep my thin, skeletal hands. Thank you very much. 
jokes on you i have big feet
don't women like big meaty claws
Pears are great fruits. Much better than apples.
You hate me because I speak the truth.
The devils kith and kin is what a pear is

squishy little satan thing
dilara stop spying
this is a private conversation
private deez nuts
Kiwi makes my mouth tingle, it's a funny fruit
Secretive and Heinrix-pilled. 
kiwi has the mouth feel of infested yogurt
people eat the skin??
yes
Yea I've seen people eat it like an apple
isn't it fucked up how many weird fruits exist that you'll never taste
coconut is at the bottom of the barrel for tasting like cardboard but other than that grapes are the big satan unless it's wineified
i hate coconut deserts
waste of desert manpower
I hate coconuts by themselves. Shredded coconut on the other hand? Perfection. Especially on anything chocolate. 
Smh, I speak the truth and you persecute me for it.
i will rip out my own nerve ending
My favourite non standard fruits are Bergamot and Lychee
lychee low key fucks nasty
horrid, -2 coconut does not belong in this world
Got a bottle of Lychee Soju once and damn
I would like to try soju one day but I'm in the ass end of nowhere
sugarfree peach and lychee soda goes hard though
Imagine if Kiwi were bigger.
Not anymore
crack that egg open and slurp it down hell yea
Apples used to be the way to wash Ur teeth
Now apples are over sacrose bags
Apples were not meant to be sweet
It's perfect with Buldak, when the spice gets too much take a shot of Soju
Persimmons are the shit
Natures gummies
but buldak was banned here
are you 1000 years old or smth
what kind of take is that
next you'll say that melons are too big
You don't have to be
Apples from unaltered seeds are bitter
Hmmm
Looks like a cucumber
speaking of toothpaste we do have a recipe from sometime in the ptolemaic dynasty I don't remember that describes using powdered rock salt, mint, powdered flowers and other shit that would turn into a paste you'd smear on your whole business
it worked very well except it'd make you bleed a lot
Talk for urself
I dunno, I'm a food scientist and it looks like a big cucumber
My grandma still has trees
imagine a pickled cucumber that big
Big pickle
That is the McDonald's dream
Unnecessary pickles in every meal
Exactly
too many wrong takes today smh
That's what McDonald's does
Can’t say no to free pickles 
I'm sorry that you little babies can't handle the majesty of the gherkin
Trench Crusades first named mini and it's the woman from the OG Prussian tank splitter art, this is her new art to celebrate her plastic mini coming out.
I love pickles I'll eat a jar full of them
that's nice, she's not got her whole titties out unlike the other female model I saw
Yea the "nun"
I wonder what the reaction to this'll be, very funny I suspect
I quite like the Pelisse
Was that a nun? I didn't like it much so I proceeded to ignore TC for a while
Eldar sixth class
unlikely but very welcome if true
Ooooh cool
Scrolled up to read the worst message I've ever seen
already?
genuinely surprised (in a good way)(
You persecute me, but deep down, in your soul, you know I’m right.
ppl saying its gonna be a ratling in general chat
fuck you
based
statements of the truly deranged
Watch it be a human veteran that just uses bigger weapons
wrong
sniper class doesnt work in darktide and they wont make another different height class
but other than that ratling will work great!!!!
broker -> information broker -> mechanicus are sort of information brokers -> it's a tech adept
ok but i'm right and you're wrong
Why would it not work in darktide
It better be an Admech class of some kind or we cope until the next class reveal. 
im actually a million percent right
Sniper class doesnt imply that theyd use like a bolt action or something
i'm one gazillion percent right
I hope it's a tech adapt but the broker label it had is throwing me off
fuck you
If it's a ganger I will be disappointed
im actually a bazillion gillion percent correct
Sniper devotee class would be strange in a close range/melee game
Maybe shot
Same
It really wouldn't. You still have melee
100% it'll have something to do with swagger trust lads
Do you guys not play like a team player and hang back and pick off specialists/elites/shooters
You don't hang back to do that, you use a bolt pistol and explode their head with a click
Kantreal lasgun veteran can go the entire round like that
Still make it a weird pick.
Like just add an Longlas
no point in adding a sniper class when you can just put the sniper on vet
Doneso
I just dont think youre imaginative
🤷
Its different you can say that about anything
its just that a class whose lore is being either a sniper or a cook
would be weird
And thief
the thing is the longlas has been in the files since launch
when we already have a class whos all about shooting heads
we could have a dedicated sniper if FS actually did anything with these weapons that have yet to be used
The class identities arent even that separated enough for this to not be applicable with any statement to any classes
plusssss the devs have said repeatedly that they dont want another class with a different height POV
Yeah but its fatshark
They go back all the time
And they like me and listen to me
but hobbit enjoyers stay coping i guess
Imagine playing a short class who can't see over heads or railings but your entire tree is built around sniping
Short veterans exist
It's gonna be Eldar though
Yeah and they can see over heads
I know because I play one
Railings aren't short vet tall
JUST THE INSIGNIA
They're like 3 feet tall
I know but short veterans are like 4'11
You'd get your shots eaten by random crates and non compliant railings
You cant disagree with me that short veterans arent 4'10
actually you could use it's model parts with the customization mod
so it had a model
Ratling, Squat, Human, 2 Ogryns
not the first time either since you could also use the bolt pistols model before it came out with that mod
imagine votann class. how unexpected would that be
idk what a votann is lets not add that
I don't think we'll ever get a xenos class but broker could match a votann
No more boring humans this is warhammer not humanhammer
brokyr is literally a name of their units
oh yeah fuck lmao
i'm not some cowardly grot that would do that
i go in there and bash in their head
Im a team player
Taking Arbites, and how it introduce weapons that are exclusive lorewise to them (the various Shock mauls, and the Shotguns), and is able to add a broad mechanic with the Cyber mastiff (which only could have been added through them, or strangely with the Admech.
What could a Ratling introduce, when they have no specified melee and while having some specified ranged, haven't got exclusivity on them.
I let the team have fun in melee by popping any threat
if its eldar they'd better turn friendly fire on
What do you think it could be then tough guy
Bruh look at neave wth
its easier to guess what it won't be than what the class will be
damn
Shes MOVING
there's a cool figure and then stinkass brappy magnus beneath
the face looks way better in the actual model idk why it looks so weird in the preview image 😭
lads it's on
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MORTARION
Not allowed to speculate
YOO
I want a very genuine and moving apology after the next class is a ratling
you get nothing until I get a coolass eldar
I'm only gonna apologize to you if you read every single book of garth ennis
Darth penis
🥱
won't be
Save your sorrow for the day of reveal
I cant wait to be right
and if you're wrong
zamn
I become uncontrollably violent and lash out and cry and im ruined
🙏
remember guys
no tourists allowed
40k is a very serious setting!!!!!!!
and my butt is the queen of england
Im no tourist, Im an immigrant.
caked up nurgling is essential to the seriousness of the setting
And I will bring my own values to 40K.
this has put more fear into me than almost dying one time
Starting by saying, Space Marines is overrated.
I remember when he who shall not be named had a whole spiel about female custodes and tourists and then went on to spell orks as orcs
youtooz emperor
i did not see that coming
What a gif
ok dilara what's the class
she did tease one of the missions as a tank mission it seems
playable leman russ character confirmed
I have changed my prediction
Its this one
she posted a spoilered text that I read I hope you like tanks and then just like a progressive person in the imperium disappeared quicker than anything ever before
I did read about trenches in the announcement, maybe they'll do that tank escort mission I've seen a lot of people brainstorm
Or the map is just littered with tank debris
No tourists, no girls, no gosh darn liberals, hail Emperor Trump yeehaw.
New pfp give us a spin
that mortarion looks great, you should buy it for me 
ngl the whole reason i love terminator helmets is they remind me of bionical masks
actually cant believe theres gonna be another new class
This is actually insane
I HATE cinematic universes I HATE them I HATE them
Where's the gif of that EVO player tweaking after losing?
i hope against hope the new class is admech coded/related
i would take an underhive ganger ley-tech
https://youtu.be/xm2eILEoi2k?si=fCZAerZuVLrljDPF chudlings it is out
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what kind of nutter would play rust
How does cosmetic dlc even work in Rust?
someone that loves to hurt themselves and others
it changes the armour to that skin basically
Wait, it's warhammer day?
Oh
so the krieg armor replaces the hazmat suit
Holy shit I just saw the warhammer day miniature rn
Is that Primaris hater in 2025 guy ?
That does not narrow it down
He had a stupid name
Its grummz
THE BEAST
New class will just be Swagger 
Based based based
god theres SO MANY grummz death gifs
i love it
Frank
Dilara knows she was arguing with him like 2 weeks ago
Nvm it’s obviously not him anyway.
that guy was peak-weird
So they made a new fallout 4 edition
What species is this btw?
sslyth
Fallout 4 is the new skyrim.
cant wait for the all xenos inquisitor party
?
Wait, this is a new player portrait now, right? Does that mean we are going to be able to play other races in rogue trader lol? Or is this just a companion?
No lmao
Thats malice
They added some new npc portraits
They showed that image in the trailer while saying something like "new player portraits" which got me confused lol.
Just new portraits, not player ones.
Also Ulfar's new thunder hammer 
really
mjodler
They aren't even trying
Idc about the name it could be called "Leman Russ' Furry Fanfic" for all I care
Good
That’s warhammer for ya
Look at those fucking stats
You think this is good?
No parry sounds hilarious
Yes lol
Ulfar finally not trash? 😭
He was never trash y'all just didn't give him a chance
I always did
I made alot of angry posts when he first dropped
My favorite companion
He's on a glow up arc rn
Gotta do a new run then
He was outright broken on launch
Then when they fixed him he was still worse than the other arch militants
^
I was there before they balance everything for in the game
he was literally not worth it
And he has zero build variety
his main build is also kind of trash right
Like he's a very awkward arch militant
He wasnt even just bad in combat 😭
You couldnt WALK through the map with him
He actively hurt you for trying to use him
His old go for the throat one time made him run a mile away, and trigger another fight
I ragequit
That's probably the only problem I have with him is that for some reason they didn't code him to fit into certain spaces that he totally could realistically lol
I only use him for Euphrates
But im glad to hear he’s doing alot better now,
Wanna see if he can pack a punch
Him and Yrliet got 45 new items
Also they nerfed blade dancer and executioner 😭
Skill issue indeed
Drip
Sweats at being a Primaris hater myself 😅
i had no idea the sslyth even existed before i played RT, i wonder what lore there is of them
You should
its fucking gay
JUST LIKE YOU
Sslyth (Serpentes vindicum)[2] are an alien species that inhabit the galaxy as mercenaries and are typically seen within an Archon's Lord's Retinue.[1]
read
they are largely a bodyguard species
I'm am not ashamed of this fact. I WILL SCREAM IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS
my rogue trader has one wooohoo
YAY
WE ARE SO BACK YRLIET-BROS!
that was like a month ago lmao
but yeah we tried to fix what we could, if you can believe it it was even worse
demand from Bell of Lost Souls since they own the lexi
it feels a little too close to the fandom wiki
unfortunately it was needed
its to keep it up with modern web browser specs
trust me nobody likes it lol
oof
oh so speaking of long ago do you remember when I told you to watch the predator movie nameless
Oh @storm jungle , a mockup of my converted Inquisitor.
Backside, feet and sword arm not yet glued on as sleeve for sword arm is still in the work.
um i think so
Head from Naval Armsman
Killer of killers nameless have you watched that
no
damn it
is it on a streaming platform?
it's on hulu or disney plus
nuh-uh make it go back to how it was
hm i will watch it sometime soon then
For some reason I can’t get the page which shows all books a character is in anymore
You're going to OHIO!
has some fun posing for the statue
how tall are stormcast?
Me a Khornate Berzerker seeing that coming toward me and starting to blush
around 7 feet
About as tall or taller then marines
basically
because they're fantasy marines
Higher ranking stormcast get huger
because as silly as that pose looks i feel it would be terrifying to see her coming at you from across a battlefield
very nice! Looks super slick
lol
they arent, stfu about this already lol
order warriors
They don't even fight on boats
ngl i thought Kreber was like 6 foot
Also neave is on the taller side
Of stormcast
She’s like bigger then an Intercessor
For her mini
I live within an hour or two of the American west coast
Gods no
I cannot wait until that hellhole becomes Arizona bay
hes a fucking normal guy
what do you want from him lmao
kruber confirmed manlet?
why do stormcasts have that mommy vibe
Wait that makes saltz like 4'8" right
they dont
Bro it’s the Holy Roman Empire 💀
cope
You like muscular people taller then you
freak
fucking bottoms all of you
Jay is a heightist you guys
Yeah prolly idk
if the women cant literally break my back like Bane what is even the point?
Anyways GW hasn’t given us any ugly stormcast in lore yet
Do you think reforging makes you prettier
actually what am I saying
It probably does
this part makes me think yes
you come fresh off the assembly line with rippling abs and an adonis like figure
isnt Sigmar himself the one that forges and reforges them?
im just not vertically challenged
unlike you tiny people
yeah heightist
Not the only one
im 5'11. i am far from tiny
He’s got some subordinates
Huh. The darktide new class reveal is on remembrance day.
Are we getting a Medic class?
just saying
Evil
Isn't it mainly the Morgrim that does the Stormcast process ?
What is Remembrance day ?
Basically a day of remembering all the military members that gave their lives to protect the UK
a day celebrated by the countries that actually contributed to WW2
fackin belgian
He’s the big guy in charge
We don't call it Remembrance day
Been around since the end of ww1
Also, it's all the commonwealth countries.
There is also the Remembrance Sunday, which is the closest Sunday to Remembrance Day.
no
It's a UK thing.

Is there such a thing as a terminator banner bearer?
A terminator carrying a banner.
Yes
It’s called an ancient
They’re not actually old
It’s just old terminology
guys why do japanese companies have the most cyberpunk mames
mitsubishi heavy industries
Because the creation of the cyberpunk genre was inspired by Japan's rapid modernization after ww2
they seemed to be ahead of everyone and their companies grew really fast
then you know the 90s happened
Because cyberpunk names are based on that naming convention
toyota motor corporation
nippon steel
that is literally a company
Nippon Steel Corporation (日本製鉄株式会社, Nippon Seitetsu kabushiki gaisha; also known as Nippon Steel and previously known as Nippon Steel & Sumitomo Metal until 2019) is a Japanese steel manufacturing company, headquartered in Marunouchi, Chiyoda, Tokyo. The company has four business segments, which are steelmaking, engineering, chem...
sometimes i should i should sue gw for using my name and implying i 'sculpt' dudes
Space marine pfp, time to debate whether this post is ironic or not
When the pink moeblob is far worse than the flawed immortal man
Oh yeah fs
OK I failed
Sorry if I am too hungry waiting for delivery to pick up on things lol
That and my Adventure Time lore is...weak.
Oh dw I was talking about the post below mine, not you
Bayerische Motoren Werke, - germans can do that too
Is the rejects voice coms just a one way radio? They never seem to talk back to the mission operator and instead just comment between themselfs on what operator said
They respond in a few missions
Whatever the ammo one is has a response to the idea to disable the skyfire at end event
It’s two way but the rejects don’t want to get snippy
Which is a smart move on their part lol
What are you saying? Dont you think Hadron would appriciate someone flirting with her?
Easiest way to avoid getting your brains blown out
Do not talk back to the person who can blow your head off
Especially early on when they have an actual bomb collar on which means they can detonate from orbit lol
lol
She would not lmao
Jokes aside tho, I do think it would be cool if the rejects got more "snippy" as they progressed through the ranks
At level 30 would be funny if they talked back to Zola or Morrow specifically
As they seem more tolerant of that sort of behavior
I think its implied that Morrow is more lenient when it comes to backchat
She has her nice moments too
Do you have any educated guesses for the new class they said would be comming up in the anniversery trailer? I mean what would make sense lore wise in powerlevels?
actually the cold war and the technological race was more important than japan
+1
For pondsmiths stuff not as much imo
yeah but if we go back to neuromancer as one of the first books with the topic of a sciencefiction dystopia and the first base-elements of 'corporations took over the world'. This kind of neoliberalism was heavily influenced by reagan and thatcher and the haggle with the sowjets primarily
Then yeah for sure
That's a lot of words
I mean japan has some influence too, i don't want to demand that
Yeah
i'm sorry?
My money's on death cult assassins. But I appreciate you keeping the hope alive.
These blüds got no idea.
Unfortunately, it is Eldar 6th class
If only
Is it at least non human
Hrud
It's a genestealer cultist
Can you confirm us that or no
Prolly not
Doubt she can say
shit
this cat is dancing too much
GUILLIMAN IS THE NEW CLASS LETS GO
Chipi chipi yapa yapa
In a surprise move it's actually a cross over event with League and they're just adding Renata Glasc
Gameplay wise what niece would a tech adept fill? If you look on the classics such as ranger, mage, physical bulk, melee dps and the pet class?
Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
an "information broker" a wyrmwood agent
Team buffer maybe?
so like cleric?
Debuffs, buffs, more firepower
Yeah but for dmg. Communion with the weapon's machine spirits an all that shit
Could be melee focused
Lots of varieties
The mechanicus is fucking huge
We could get a half naked blue person screaming about the motive force
I suggest with them sticking with the technical aspects because we did just get a new class that's all about thugging it out
I agree
Reading old microwave manuals as a holy text to buff team
Tech Adept with an ability that let them "Awaken the machine spirit" and gave all their allies infinite ammo/no weapon cooldowns for a period of time would be cool
This is actually just true
mechanicus could make a decent "cleric" class - buffs, healing and some dps on long range and passively with area effects.
did valve just crash the cs skin market also
Its ironic dw Corswain is cool
Yes
Good
Let it burn
Also what’s with people associating clerics with healing, they haven’t been the best at that shit since AD&D lol
Acutally I could imagine something from the Admechs in the direction of skitarii for another range focused class or something more in the direction of an electro-priest to get another class as alternative to a psyker
the sacred canticles of the Toshiba MV-AM20T
Also I'm glad you guys aren't stupid and are electing to destroy the rations
Skitarii maybe overlaps too much with vet
Is the issue
Yeah thats true
It would be funny
If we fed them to the homeless

All the homeless are already poxwalkers 😭
... what do you think these rations are made from.
Because MMOs taught them for the last 15 Years that priests and clerics do healing
Planetary Governor Trumpus cooked us
I assumed it’s slab and not corpse starch
But I could be wrong
lol
its nothing to really do with MMOs
The cans don’t look like corpse starch cans
even in IRL mythology/history priestly people are associated with "healing"
thats where the trope literally comes from lol
Guys I think wolf might just be an alt account for Gavin Newsom
The rectangular tins are(usually) not corpse starch
I think I’d rather kill myself
"I assumed it's caviar and not rotten processed cheese"
compared to these rations it is
It’s just not made out of humans
Anyways corpse starch is usually in a round tin
Is my point
That’s why I assumed it isn’t corpse starch lol
What happened to Atoma's governor anyways? Did he die?
He’s alive
lord margrave is fine.
unfortunatly
Hiding in a bunker I presume
in a ship in low orbit.
like all important people on tertium he is busy shitting on rannick
HIS ship
Gotcha
because that's the kind of "lead from behind" he favors
if there is one thing I would obliterate from 40k so that it never happened would be the addition of corpse starch to the setting
Corpse starch is cool
Simply delete the people not the starch
Easy
why? it makes your florn cakes and ackenberry jam all the more special.
Bro isn’t even pretending to be in the hive spires anymore 💀
he'S just that fancy.
true
I wonder if the inquisition will ever see it fit to punish him for his incompetence
but all that good food you would get out of those people that died, it's a waste
people are much more annoying about space marines.
Probably
but people have been annoying about the fucking thing for years
especially certain chapters
Eventually
I hope so lol
people are annoyed about a lot of shit
nah, that's more like the assassinorum'S job. the inquisition could care less about whether hive nobles are dumb, stupid cowards. they have more pressing problems.
the arbites might be interested if he fails the tithe
The inqusition might punish him but not you know
Blow his head off
He’s shown incompetence in ruling the hive
They might replace him
Inquisitor Vail would say otherwise lol
Not just an Assasinorum thing to remove problematic or incompetent rulers
they'd just nudge the arbites to look into his wealth maybe, but that would require THEM to care.
odds are they won't as soon as the moebian steel flows again
J4 going from 0-9 in worlds to now on a 5 game winning streak
can't keep a tyrant down
she's a bit special, and margrave, unlike that moron on gravalax, has so far not committed heresy (like consorting with the tau ands trying to secede).
Demacia
I mean it depends if the Inquisition is mettling with local politics or not or if they just give this to the adeptus arbites and the administratum to take care.
that is most of what they do, but yeah, others CAN do so too. Usually nobody bothers, though. The Administratum favor stabilityover efficiency.
Assassins also remove targets that will actually effect the way a situation is massively.
Yeah it's not but taking care of the stability in terms of pilitics i would guess the administration and the arbites are a bit better than an Inquisitor who has problems with a nurgle infestated world.
Killing Wolfer or any of the heretic leaders wont really accomplish anything
lol
you kinda need to do lasting damage
considering wolfer is on the verge of being replaced anyway
^
He was actively against the tau too. He assassinated their ethereal ambassador
sure but the more pressing concerin is getting the chaos insurrection under control. sorting out margrave will, MAYBE,. happen after. Maaybe. If nobody has more pressing concerns then, which is not very likely.
We cant really guess anything.
New fallout show posters
every imperial world is their own entity and its own clustefuck
it depends
he consorted with them before and that is really enough. more than enough,. considering just how much he consorted.
This is me in a room full of black templar fans
(nazis)
Why is Lucy with the legion
watch the trailer and find out
Would be cool if they represented this by introducing long multistage missions that send our acolytes in to do lasting damage, like DRG's deep dive missions or The Division's Underground
I can already see the bitching
I mean just because he is against tau and killed their ethereal ambassador does not mean he could not commit other forms of heresy
"OMAGERD LITERALLY JUST ROMAN LARPER OUTFITS THIS IS SO CRINGE"
"IM GONNA BOYCOTT THE SHOW DUE TO THIS, AND TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE FEMALE PROTAG AND BLACK GUY"
😭
i know they're going to Vegas but like why place her in the legion
also a frumentarii in the background
Watch the show and find out greenfuck
why is she with the legion of all people?
the dilarian crash out 
no lol
and again stop pinging me after every message

got ya
WATCH THE FUCKING TRAILER! ! !
Because NCR got nuked
so ether she is having a villain arc or the legion is getting goodwashed
I legit doubt shes gonna have a villain arc
and the legion is not gettign "goodwashed"
the fuck lol
or the third more believable option she got forcefully taken
if you watched the trailer || SHE'S IN CHAINS ||
no need to goodwash the morally correct faction
^
oh ok
leave it to fallout fans to not watch anything and complain
HANG THIS GUY ON A FUCKING CROSS

hey i watched the trailer and got the context so you can't do that to me
why would you be a fallout fan that setting is beans
wow i have never been so insulted, i am anything but a fallout fan
has anybody ever thought about how fucked up crucifying is
oh
Obligatory "New Vegas is the best" comment that adds nothing to the conversation
i played NV and a tiny bit of 4
i mean yeah it's nailing someone in a wooden cross it's kind of a bad thing
stop provoking her or she will get close to a heartattack and write in caps for the next hour 👀
ye but like you die so slowly
I don't want to spoil myself by watching the trailer 🙁
it is the best, which is a very low bar
I want Dilara to crash out and accidentally reveal the next class
The Romans, I imagine
that's why crucifixion was only for non roman citizens for a while
im sure romans thought it was based and gigachad
yeah it's torture one of the more fucked up ones we have
it's so simple too
friendly reminder that a true roman cross was an X
just need two boards and some rope or nails
idk i'm sure it's no big deal I know of this guy who got crucified for a bit but walked it off later
really?
yup
but at least you're out and have a view, instead of being beheaded in some dank basement!
In terms of executions, I'd say it's about middling in how brutal it is
spread em
this is just lorechat
why did it turn into a crucifix then
From punishing tool to (another kind of) punishing tool
is it even considered an execution if you're just letting people die of natural causes
Yeah, that's what it was.
If you are imposing it, yes?
dying from your brain exploding because of a strong electrical current is a very natural thing, too!
the T comes from the Celts actually, they used a post with a bar in the shape of a lower case T to bury the bodies of criminals to remove them from the cycle of rebirth
You are literally being executed, just slowly lol
and sentenced to death
Fairly hands off, really sent a message
what even kills you when crucified again
BRUH
is it like bloodflow
Suffocation
Blood loss, hunger, deshydration, stoned by the passerbys, etc
nah because tey ddidnt nail you too it, the cross wwas just like the gibbet
you where left on the road side to starve to death
Suffocation, loss of body fluids and multiple organ failure
yeah jesus was special in being nailed i remember
The positioning of your arms means that if you don't hold yourself up, you suffocate
nah he wasnt
the nail wasn't standard
That soldier dude who tests his lance in your ribs
they just made him suffer more because romans were dicks
🤨 🏳️🌈
Oh shit the legion actually look cool
that was to see if he was still alive
wtf
and like water came out
Why don’t they look like dorks
What a great way
the cross was used as a warning as well as an execution, again just like the gibbets
Prepare for more Legionfucks to circlejerk
Anyways glad they don’t look goofy as shit now
lol
They genuinely look so stupid in game
Soldiers were forced to stand watch while you died and would speed up the process by stabbing you in the ribs or slashing your ankles so you couldn't hold yourself up anymore
Aside from the way higher ranking members
damn people were brutal
they had literal football pads in game lmao
Football pads yeah
these guys must be splinters or the few left, i don't think they would have survived
Prolly
Yes, Romans are people too.
they where called the dogs of rome for a reason
the fucked up part is how these were just people like us
ehhh
If Rome was such a great civilization why is it still not standing today
i wouldnt go that far lol
we're violent too man
Culture matters
The fallout show implies that the NCR "won" during NV story, right? What does that means towards other factions from NV?
We dunno
Who won in NV
wait did season 2 come out
NO
NCR got shady sands, no?
Then they got nuked
And 1
In a single word: Christianity
Just extremely weakened?
In the region the fallout show takes place in yes
I'm mixing things up then
We dunno how the rest of it is doing
fallout 1 and 2 are california
Todd Howard hates New Vegas so much
NV is nevada
It WAS the capital the sign makes it out to be that it was moved to somewhere else before the nuking as the sign says "first capital of the NCR"
It's why it's my favorite
The NCR are manifesting destiny
most likely the Hub
Honestly The Hub is a way better Capitol
hey at least i'm glad that the capital is seemingly holding out
On paper lol
Yes one nuke completely destroyed a nation
It didn’t
i wanna see a super mutant in season 2
doesnt the legion "winning" in NV lead to them collapsing anyway? as their soul unifying force was Cesar who is both dying of cancer and canonically dumber than a hamster?
for you non americans
You can cure him of cancer
Ye- Yeah, I was being sarcastic
But yes
such ugly borders smh
I can’t tell 💀
I'm Americans and even I hate this image
i always think Idaho is farther east for some reason
legit it was moved somewhere else before it was nuked
LA
Boneyard?
That would be my guess
Or whatever is left of it since, you know
this is a very low res picture of interstate 15 which is in fallout new vegas
can they even live in LA? like it got hit by 4 nukes iirc
I mean prob the hub or boneyard but they messed up and put shady sands in LA
the long 15
Yes
The boneyard is in LA
anyways all of you should play hoi4 old world blues
I refuse on a philosophical level
can you play as Canada and do a 180 on the canon?
uh idk if canada is added yet
yes
Because if I wanted to play Microsoft eXel, then I would just do it at work
Canada has been added for ages
old world blues is so much easier than vanilla hoi4
Hearts of Iron isn't very complex
there's much less going on
Alberta is all communists, Manitoba is monarchies and two republics, and British Columbia is raider hell
Women are scary, ok?
where's east coast
was it added yet
no but the next big update expands east
oh right HOI is a 4X, idk why i was thinking of iron harvest lol




