40k-lore-chat

[near wasp]

Still like the first though.

[storm jungle]

I mean the first one just had way more going for it is the thing.

[near wasp]

The second is an action game not an rpg

[storm jungle]

its only downside was the fact that Activision fucked the studio

[storm jungle]

yeah thats the problem

it removes about any RPG mechanic from the first game

also just makes clans pointless as a concept

[near wasp]

It should of been named vtm nomad

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[near wasp]

Not bloodliens

[storm jungle]

yeah its not even a sequel

[near wasp]

The devs apparently tried to change the name but paradox told them they had to keep it

[spring cairn]

vampires the escapade

[vagrant fox]

The best part by far is Rick Shaffers music, the rest seems like it'd get really repetitive and boring to me

[near wasp]

There should be more exacution animations

[storm jungle]

Dont forget that they also kicked him off early off the project

same with the OG games writer

[spring cairn]

cursed to never get a decent wod game

[vagrant fox]

I remember, that's when I first figured it was gonna be meh at most

[near wasp]

Bloodlines 1 is great absolutely love it

Play the unofficial patch

[vagrant fox]

Redemption is old and janky but its still fun, Bloodlines 1 still has so much going for it in spite of what it is

[spring cairn]

it's ok

but having to use community patches to make it good disqualify it as a decent game

[vagrant fox]

Bloodlines 1 is this to me

[spring cairn]

stalker-like

[storm jungle]

Literally

[vagrant fox]

Activision gutted Troika and launched the game before it was even properly playable

[near wasp]

Only really bad part is the Hollywood sewers

[vagrant fox]

I'll give them a pass

[storm jungle]

most tragic aspect ngl

i still get sad seeing Troika's logo in the Hollywood map

this game really was their swansong in a way

also coming out in the same time as Half Life 2, literaly coughing baby vs atom bomb moment

[spring cairn]

hl2 my beloved

[vagrant fox]

Between Arcanum and Bloodlines I wish Troika had been allowed to prosper RIP to a real one
we don't talk about temple of elemental evil

[storm jungle]

Yep, it was a time lol

[near wasp]

Bloodlines 2 with Fabien just made me want to play cyberunk

[spring cairn]

i need to re-play HL:A

gonna dust off the old headset after getting my pc fixed

[vagrant fox]

They used the unfinished source engine too for Bloodlines 1 didn't they, absolute maximum jank

[storm jungle]

Yeah lol

[near wasp]

Anyways back to watching ny by night

[spring cairn]

HLX tomorrow btw

punished Gabe told me so

[vagrant fox]

At this point releasing a fully realised and just good game that doesn't take up ten thousand gigabytes would be revolutionary, get to it gaben

also does anyone know if the remnant blade novel is good

[rose thorn]

Shadows of doubt

[winter pine]

also bloodlines 1 but specifically malkavian for me

[rocky gale]

Darktide

[storm jungle]

[hallow plover]

[outer wave]

Reminds me of that artist that had a Mechanicus OC with a Skitarri BF

[daring creek]

Can space marines skate board

Like can they do a kickflip

[daring creek]

Concerning amount of flesh underneath that skirt. If its not a mechabare interworking of gears and nuts rotating I'm going to be very upset

[daring creek]

Is that fist of the north star

It feels oh so very wrong for Josa to have two normalish looking legs

I need to read up on mechanicus..

[winged jacinth]

Its not uncommon (the skin is probably fake though)

Its really a biologis thing to keep your legs though

Is magos anthropologus even a real thing it seems like something the imperium wouldn't give a shit about studying

Being human shaped would help with anthropology though i guess

[surreal nest]

100%

If they can do a wheelie on a motorcycle kick flip is easy work

Do you know how hard it would be to balance that amount of weight on one wheel fucking loser marines are just show offs

[languid meadow]

I forgot how sad Joraal is god damn his VA is great

[young pecan]

"Flesh is weak" faction intentionally putting features on their chassis that caters to flesh activities

Curious

Sounds like tech-heresy to me

[vagrant fox]

because thulsa doom was right

anyways

[languid meadow]

Fuck I was just about to post this

[vagrant fox]

because you're a bowlpilled smartcel

[crystal forum]

need a 40k bloodbowl

with space marines

[young pecan]

need a 40k bloodbowl
with space marines

[celest dome]

Tyranids are currently the best Bloodbowl players

[arctic talon]

My favorite ptsd consumed mutated ascendent killing machine

[rocky gale]

I need Xolaani to be added as a Champ already

[arctic talon]

So funny how her form in Legends of runeterra had like

[dire loom]

Thusla Doom from Conan the Barbarian movie with Arnold was cool. The opening scene of the movie of the village being raided was peak cinema. Yeah, old but good. IMHO

[arctic talon]

The bit from Jun after she took over her body

[dire loom]

Darth Vader too

Earl Jones did good work

R.I.P

[arctic talon]

She keeps the funny eye lens thing

[rocky gale]

and then the batshit ascended form

[celest dome]

Feminine figures with giant hooks

[arctic talon]

Poor Jun didn’t know what she did when she grabbed those bloodletters lol

[arctic talon]

Honestly loved this art of her tbh

[rocky gale]

I need her in League and I need to be able to play her Mid

Mid/Support champ would be good

[arctic talon]

She seems like a midlaner or support tbh

[languid meadow]

did you see Xolaanis new design

[arctic talon]

Depends on what they want to lean on

[arctic talon]

Which one

[languid meadow]

the one from the Zaahen comic

[arctic talon]

Oh yeah

[arctic talon]

Her “original” body

[languid meadow]

I really hope the supposed leak of his darkin form isn't realy because I don't really like it

[arctic talon]

Maybe

[dire loom]

So what's the context?

[rocky gale]

They're fighting

[dire loom]

League of Legends or something?

[arctic talon]

Darkin in league lore were ascended god warriors who went insane from trauma

They ended up reshaping their bodies with blood magic

[rose thorn]

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD BOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL

[arctic talon]

And started a war with everything

They ended up getting sealed in their weapons as they couldn’t be properly killed

[dire loom]

They need to make that MMORPG for it already unless they cancelled it, which is a damn shame.

[rocky gale]

Yea they tried to fight the Void and got driven insane by it or something, basically became corrupted versions of what they represented

[arctic talon]

Shurima being imperialistic assholes directly leading to their downfall

I feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before

[rose thorn]

The generic-ness of TOW works really well in bloodbowl since its nto "oh, french guys, tehy are sexist and worship king aurthur" to now "THE LADYY OF THE LAKE BLESSED ME FOR THIS TOUCHDOWWNNNNNNN"

[dark moon]

Bretonnia is peak, as always.

[rose thorn]

"GUIDE THESE HOLIEST OF CROSS FIELD THROWS"

also bretonnia using brass knuckles is amazing

[rocky gale]

Like Aatrox and Xolaani both in some way still believe they are doing what is necessary, just Aatrox believes it is necessary for him to wipe out all life and Xolaani believes it is necessary for her to subjugate all living things with blood magic.

[dire loom]

I now know what your favorite career on Vermintide 2 is.

🗣️ Grail Knight!

[rose thorn]

i loved farming potions and giving htem to my allies

[dark moon]

For the Grail!

[rose thorn]

hope we get aos tide soon, id love to play a stormcast or a sylvaneth or anything

[celest dome]

|| I hope that FS doesn't do a warhammer game next tbh||

[rose thorn]

oh yeah fs do thier own thing would be best

but aos tide would be great

[rocky gale]

I hope AoStide is different from the previous installments though, like not Skaven or Nurgle again

Make it vs the FEC

Ghoultide

[rose thorn]

yee, or even against gitz

but gitztide story would be the same as vermintide 2

[celest dome]

Greenskins/Destruction would be imo the best choice

[rocky gale]

No, Ghoultide

[rose thorn]

deathtide or destructiontide

people who never played warhammer thinks nurgle and nurgle are zombies

[celest dome]

Death is less fun

[rose thorn]

so a third game that is just zombies would hinder it a bit

[celest dome]

Than Destruction 🤷

[rocky gale]

Factually untrue

[rose thorn]

deathrattle, deadwalkers, flesh eaters, ossiarch, night huant

[celest dome]

Death tide would also limit the gore

[rose thorn]

well the aos vr game was agiasnt night haunt and idoneth

id liek maybe we fight different factions of differnet alliances

[rocky gale]

They're Flesh Eaters, they eat flesh, there's gonna be gore

[rose thorn]

also let me just send this shitpost

[celest dome]

But are they talkative ?

[rose thorn]

heheheheheeheheheh

[rocky gale]

Yes

[rose thorn]

they speak in gargles and stuff unless you are affected by the curse

[languid meadow]

tomb kings in evil my goats could never

[celest dome]

Then Orruks would be funnier to face

[rose thorn]

yeah orruks would be fun, gitz being the sawrm adn could carry alot on thie rown

[rocky gale]

They can still speak normally

It's only like when they're in a frenzy of the madness that they descend into guttural sounds

[rose thorn]

if your quoting the lady of sorrow he was just a cannibal not a flesh eater

oh soulbound

oh yeah

lamo

[rocky gale]

I'm referring to the fact that in the Ushoran novel they're able to talk to regular people, actively infiltrate towns and villages while posing as regular people

[arctic talon]

The wood elf do not belong in good lmao

[rose thorn]

that was in help of the illusion

[arctic talon]

And I wouldn’t say the tomb kings belong in evil either

[celest dome]

They used to be in Neutral iirc

[arctic talon]

They should both be neutral

[rose thorn]

its so bad i alwasy send it when people talk about faction alliances in tow

[arctic talon]

Tbh

The only factions with an alliance are like

The high elves, empire of man and dwarfs. Vaguely

And not really

It’s not long term

[rose thorn]

oh yeah aos tide would probably be soulbound

[arctic talon]

But they’ve got other issues

like orcs

[rose thorn]

lmao

[arctic talon]

And beastmen and skaven

And chaos warriors

[rose thorn]

ah yes turkey

[celest dome]

If it is VT3, then 100% do a Soulbound and have the reincarnated U5

https://tenor.com/view/the-interview-james-franco-david-skylark-same-but-different-but-still-same-gif-4956158

[rocky gale]

No Skaven

[rose thorn]

hate to break ti to you but only 2 of them have a chance of being revived

[celest dome]

There have been cases of natural reincarnation in AoS no ?

[rose thorn]

its jsut chaos, an aos religion, or faction gimmicks

stormcasts are rarely rarely rarely ever from tow

saltzspire is in the clear for that though

and then like, depends when the elf lady died

[arctic talon]

Kerellian prolly ended up in slaanesh’s stomach

If she didn’t die early on

lol

[rose thorn]

yeah

[arctic talon]

Big If

[rose thorn]

then she could be revived as any of the aelf factions

except syvlaneth

[arctic talon]

Also kruber, sienna and Saltz could be storm casted

[rose thorn]

i dont believesylvaneth use aelf souls

[arctic talon]

Maybe

[rocky gale]

Aren't technically all the Lumineth, Sylvaneth, Idoneth, Khanites and Shadow Aelves reincarnated, since they're literally made from the souls of the Elves from the Old World

[arctic talon]

The original batch(maybe) did. It’s a rumor among sylvaneth

But no confirmation in universe

[rose thorn]

bretonnia was like completley eaten by nagash

[arctic talon]

Kruber isn’t a proper Bret

[rose thorn]

he loves torturing the souls of bretonnia

[arctic talon]

Is the thing

[rose thorn]

oh?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[rocky gale]

and the Stormcast thing did steal souls from Nagash

[arctic talon]

He’s part of the empire

Up till he found out he has a great ancestor who was brettonian

And then he became a grail knight. But he’s still culturally empire

[rose thorn]

it would also be pretty cheap cop out to revive everyone from verminetide

[arctic talon]

Yeah

But people like them

[rose thorn]

if the stormcast is one of them it would be a fun easter egg

if they dont do the darktide route

[rocky gale]

Give us Blorbos to fight the Ghoultide

[languid meadow]

Having a depressed stormcast satlz as a supporting character

[arctic talon]

I dislike creating characters

[rose thorn]

"oh yeah what were you ebfore you died"
"ardd to remember i remember being a witch hunter"

[rocky gale]

Too bad, I prefer it

[rose thorn]

i like character creation, it hink with multiple races it would be even better isntead of human human human mostly human

[celest dome]

It depend for me, here I prefer it and I feel like it fit.
In fantasy Id prefer going back to a rag tag team of set characters

[arctic talon]

Character creation would be lame imo

[languid meadow]

I think it fits fantasy and AoS better

the set characters

[arctic talon]

More interesting to have the predefined ones

AoS especially

Imo

[rose thorn]

fair

[arctic talon]

Much more “heroic”

lol

Same with whfb

[rocky gale]

Lame

[arctic talon]

You’re lame

[rocky gale]

Factually untrue

[rose thorn]

weird that soulbound's cursed city story isnt canon

[celest dome]

The only caveat against set characters is the fact that you can't have doubled up characters

[rose thorn]

liek everything that doesnt involve the players is canon

but your players are phantoms and dont reaally exist

[rose thorn]

to be fair taht would be better for aos

i think peopel woudl go insane wiht having 4 seraphon talk to each other

for like 2 hours

[celest dome]

Depend

There is the same process for Ogryn I guess

[arctic talon]

Bok

Bok Bok

Bok!

[celest dome]

But imo a Seraphon or Lizardman won't happen in a tide due to them not speaking in a common tongue

[arctic talon]

(There are no skinks)

Skink is the most likely seraphon

But they’re small

[celest dome]

Now Tide game where you're facing a tide of Lizardmen

[rocky gale]

Lame

[languid meadow]

I love the U5 but like if they are gonna do an AoS tide game I rather not have 3 fucking humans again

[arctic talon]

Soulbound fixes this/j

[rose thorn]

Have the game release be like 5 order factions, dlc1 is a vampire lord, then dlc 2 and 3 is another order faction, then have dlc 4 be an ogor

People would lose their shit

[crystal forum]

no we need darktide 2

with space marines

[rose thorn]

Burn

Then the rest of the dlc is more maps and more classes

[celest dome]

Sylvaneth or Deepkin
Kharadron
Elf Archmage
Probably a Stormcast
Maybe an Arch Knight ?

[rose thorn]

What’s the lumineth wizards called again

That for the arch mage

[celest dome]

Scinari

?

[rose thorn]

I think so?

[celest dome]

I was thinking more about keeping it the Archmage so that we aren't pigeon holed into 1 wind of magic, I don't know enough about the Lumineth

[rose thorn]

Lumineth do the basic elements, water air rock and light

Class 1 probably would be a light mage then class 2 would do water then 3 probably stone?

Water is their melee option

[celest dome]

I'd see it more like DT, 1 class per character, but bigger talent pools with multiple skills and such

[rose thorn]

For stormcast have class 1 be knight questor, then a stormcovern knight arcanum for class 2, then class 3 is a reclusion

Reclusion

Reclusion

Omfg

[celest dome]

Reclusian

[rose thorn]

The badass guy yeah

[celest dome]

Do not worry

Feel like that would match better for personalities than class/branch tbh

[rose thorn]

I just want and aether chemists so I can prop physics guys off the map

Sylvaneth would probably be branch wych, Kurnoth Hunter, and idk arch revenant

[celest dome]

Kharadron I'd see the character be a member of a Vongrim Guild, which would be able to "mask" their past, then enable FS to just dump any weapon and skill they could want to do

[rose thorn]

Ko has the most choices since they got good melee ranged and gimmicks

A harpoon gun would be so fun

Also ko have chain swords

[celest dome]

Character being vague and mysterious is the best, as it let them build up on it more easily, kinda like Kruber being able to have Bretonnian ancestry

[rose thorn]

What would the cities be, probably a marshal, arch knight, and….

Idk priest?

[celest dome]

Honestly would just pick Eldritch Council->Archmage for Cities

Basically no human I guess

[celest dome]

• Stormcast could do Knight, and then lean toward different Knight subtype with the branches (Arcanum/Storm caster; Judicator/Heavy ranged; Relictor/Support-healer)
• Archmage could have access to weapons themed around each winds, and have different branches leaning on different Qhaysh techniques
• Kharadron having it be a Vongrim Guild captain, getting about any Kharadron weapon that is accessible to an Endrinrigger, with different branches leaning toward Endrinmaster/Heavy; Khemist/AoE ranged+support; Navigator/Caster like ?)

[arctic talon]

Trench crusade is switching from resin to hard plastic

Apparently

[celest dome]

Make sense tbh

Cheaper to scale up

[vital ginkgo]

What do Lucius the Eternal and Fabius Bile think of each other? Have they had much interaction since the horus heresy?

[arctic talon]

I don’t think they’ve interacted at all

The only famous EC dude Bile keeps in touch is with Eidolon

[celest dome]

Probably sneer at each other

But tbf, every EC look down on the other EC

[queen laurel]

AOS man I don't want to be only stuck to order for an AOS tide though

I want to dip on death and order

Not order destruction

[celest dome]

Well, we're thinking either Destruction or Death as the tide

And tbh, I feel like it would work best to keep to Order 🤷

[queen laurel]

Yes but that's boring

Have choices you know

[celest dome]

With GW

[queen laurel]

You lose 100% of the risk you don't take

[celest dome]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545

[queen laurel]

Hey they are more lenient towards other factions in AOS

Sure the stormies are the main guys but they are more willing to share the spotlight

[wintry cloud]

Are you guys homebrewing an AoS game

I still suffocate everyday because we have ZERO of them

[celest dome]

Nah we're debating on a potential FS AoS tide game

[queen laurel]

Yes potential ideas and stuff

[celest dome]

Skill stick from VtmB2

[queen laurel]

How the f*** is the dark tide launch skill tree more complicated

[arctic talon]

Bruh wtf is that

[sacred ginkgo]

Why

Why would you even make a tree

Just make it like semi linear metroidvania style or smth

[queen laurel]

How the f*** is this skill tree look worse than space Marine 2 and darktife on lunch

How the f***

[sacred ginkgo]

That ui does nothing but fill me with sadness

[queen laurel]

That's not a skill tree That's a skill stick

What the f*** is the point of that

[celest dome]

Oh so you can pick from other clans too

[queen laurel]

Oh thank God it doesn't look as bad

Man you should have shown this first

But it still looks

Blocky and boring

[languid meadow]

from everything I've seen people are saying it's a 6/10 VTM game but like a 3/10 bloodlines game

which yeah I expected but when it's on sale I'll still pick it up

need more WoD games

[queen laurel]

So for a vampire game it's average

But for a bloodline game it's basically garbage

[celest dome]

I'm showing things as I see it on the stream I'm watching

[queen laurel]

Yeah that's on me then

But thank goodness

It isn't just a skill stick

[languid meadow]

it's strongest point so far is like the writing and story it seems but the RPG elements have been obliterated

also

NO SAVE SLOTS

because chinese room hates them

but I do think they'll cave in since that's like a basic thing

[celest dome]

Stick bundle

[queen laurel]

I see

[languid meadow]

I keep seeing praise for the writing and voice work but I haven't looked in on it myself since I do kind of want to keep myself spoiler free for as long as I can

[celest dome]

Praises ?

Honestly it doesn't look bad, but I've seen much worse

And better

[languid meadow]

how the powers feel and the story are the only thing I've seen consistent praise for

[celest dome]

Also, early/prologue spoiler ||New game where you have another person in your head again||

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-flash-cat-betterttv-gif-10690574645280585754

[queen laurel]

Yeah I heard our local "friendly" witch hunter makes that comparison already

Just hearing about it makes me want to put a silver gun on my head though

Eh probably just some random thing

[languid meadow]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G34tb_OXYAAfktd.gif

[spring cairn]

gem

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-silverhand-keanu-reeves-cyberpunk-2077-gif-11253472702139748500

[spring cairn]

the guy from fortnite

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1430664415543431229/image.png?ex=68fa9991&is=68f94811&hm=29a76c445aa3bf92060c694491d62bb87bec22eab081a6ec7167b14dbc8fe208&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[celest dome]

https://tenor.com/view/baldur's-gate-3-baldur's-gate-illithid-mindflayer-beckon-gif-6993040428809916790

Had to pick that one

It was too funny

[arctic talon]

My favorite lying prick

[queen laurel]

Oh now this one I relish ripping his head off every time I have the chance

[arctic talon]

Should have gone with the original plan

With the tadpole in your skull being what yaps to you

lol

[celest dome]

Ye

[queen laurel]

He's just so annoying

All that customization for my guardian

Only for it to turn into a squid

[tough haven]

Sacrifice is fun but I don’t use it much

[spring cairn]

it's broken

they nerfed it a bit recently and I hope they keep gutting it

[arctic talon]

I hate soul sacrifice on god

[winged jacinth]

i want to know how they managed to end up with the design doc they did

maybe the fallout 4 school of "we want the pc to talk so they have to have limited lines so you only get to roleplay as "main character" or "main character (sarcastic)""

but like who sets out designing an RPG where your character already has an identity (which i assume you do because you're a recently awakened antediluvian or something iirc)

you're also ridiculously weak for the generation of vampire they tell you you are

[storm jungle]

Its just a shitshow in general.

the moment they fired the OG games writer was the moment I gave up on this "game" lol

AND THIS WAS YEARS AGO

[winged jacinth]

oh yeah i literally saw the first trailer and went "huh that's sad i guess VTM games are dead for good" lol

which is a shame because i love when a game is set in seattle

theres only a few but i feel like most cities are in a ton of games or no games

its a little treat for seattle which is the setting for like a dozen games

shadowrun returns i basically had map vision through FOW half the time because i'd recognize the streets lmao

[vagrant fox]

one day i'll strangle paradox interactive

Has anything happened since White Wolf took over WoD again

[storm jungle]

Noooot really no

[winged jacinth]

I don't think so
People still like the tabletop well enough

[storm jungle]

they just sometimes release new codexes and thats kind of it

just less edgy and more streamlined

[winged jacinth]

They're definitely in a spot where rocking the boat is more risk than its worth

[vagrant fox]

Ah well, between this and the MMO that was being developed that lead nowhere it'll probably be a while if we even get a good WoD game

at least I got this gem out of the mmo about programming video games

[winged jacinth]

It seems like the entire industry is rapidly forgetting what an rpg is so im not counting on any good wod games

[storm jungle]

Same.

We got Hunter for the next few years and im happy lol

https://tenor.com/view/hunter-the-parenting-world-of-darkness-bruva-alfabusa-ogre-poppenhang-the-great-and-mighty-kevin-gif-18084732768037650794

[winged jacinth]

Grickle...

[vagrant fox]

hopefully i'll get into a sabbat game within the next decade

or anything that isn't mage

[storm jungle]

(never)

[winged jacinth]

Mfw the gnomes interfere with the presidential eraser supply

[celest dome]

We're finally getting some translations of the Codex at least

[winged jacinth]

I have some friends who play vtm and they seem to like it

[arctic talon]

JRPGs live on

The new WoD rulebooks are pretty good

Tbh

[winged jacinth]

I contributed a bunch of stuff to their setting like the vampire queen of las vegas being Cher

[celest dome]

VtM and HtR are quite good tbh, WtA I'm not really finished planning

[winged jacinth]

mage and genius are both messes as i understand it

[celest dome]

Tbf, video game wise, there could be some games that aren't rpg-ish set there

Wasn't there are Pvp game planned; like Vamp vs Vamp

[winged jacinth]

weirdly we're in a second golden age of CRPGs which didnt start with bg3 that just really pushed it

[vagrant fox]

There was the battle royale type game, Bloodhunt or something

[winged jacinth]

yeah lol

terrible marketing terrible asymetry

[arctic talon]

BG3 just gave the golden age that we were already in meth tbh

[vagrant fox]

It had neat parts to it but I don't care about that game genre anymore

[winged jacinth]

BG3 brought CRPGs back to the masses

before BG3 i could never tell someone "hey you should play underrail"

(play underrail)

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

need more Hunter

I cannot wait another few fucking months

RAAAARGH

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/crashout-skeleteon-skeleton-meme-skeleteton-crashout-screaming-gif-2819917983570648755

[arctic talon]

Do you think Boy is going to find out that the food at O’tolleys is evil

[storm jungle]

Probably.

remember they burn down the thing

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

its said on a radio lmao

[arctic talon]

Anyways I think the over arching villain of Hunter the parenting

Is gona be pentex

[lament shoal]

They better drop a filler episode from Boy and Door's pov of that event lol

[arctic talon]

The local vampires are connected, there’s the creepy dude from the plane crash. Werewolf’s are around

[arctic talon]

They are

It’s up next

[storm jungle]

^^^

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/man-free-man-freedom-free-chain-gif-2032133702890087634

[arctic talon]

Beyond just hunting vampires and werewolfs(prolly) they’re gona have pentex shit

lol

[storm jungle]

Migth be them and that Elder vampire the shaman queen is based off of. Because in the last episode they drop SO MUCH lore.

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

Especially regarding the corporate side of supernatural hunters

[arctic talon]

The syndicate

The coalition

Rather

[storm jungle]

: )

[arctic talon]

Oh boy

Can’t wait to see it all go to shit

Prolly

[prime seal]

great game

[storm jungle]

Likely will, that ending credits shit has been teasing a bittersweet/bad ending for a long while

[lament shoal]

Horse is gonna injure D and confine him to a wheelchair 😭🙏

[storm jungle]

i still dont get what any of it in it means

lol

[celest dome]

I probably need to relisten to all the Parenting tbh

[storm jungle]

you do tbh

[arctic talon]

Alright

Who wants to take bets on the werewolf shit

[storm jungle]

its amazing how far back they planned the narrative

[arctic talon]

Do you guys think they’ll make peace, or do you think it’ll end with corpses everywhere and the wyrm being very happy

lol

[storm jungle]

They are 100% gonna try to negotiate but its gonna go to shit.

They got the taint of the Wyrm on them

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

even if it wasnt intentional

[arctic talon]

The coalition

[lament shoal]

I always stick around for the end credits because I like the music lol

[storm jungle]

Same

[celest dome]

Think they'll try to negotiate with the cat ones, then the werewolf will just attack

[storm jungle]

that ending track is so good

[storm jungle]

Or this yeah

a huge message of this last episode was how Werewolves are noble as fuck but they rae unhinged and ruin everything

[lament shoal]

Garou on their way to be the stupidest mfs alive:

[arctic talon]

Yeah

And it’s awesome

Funniest fucking campaign to run/be part of

[storm jungle]

https://youtu.be/Sm-uPF7TY1A?t=60

[lament shoal]

One thing I learned from the last episode: UK burgers are evil and should be avoided at all costs

[storm jungle]

💀

[arctic talon]

Not UK

o’tolleys is international

It also is like McDonald’s

Lol

[storm jungle]

lmao i was gonna say

[rose thorn]

Best 5 mile walk of my life

[arctic talon]

Pentex is like nestle

Lmao

Genuinely pentex is like

So fucking evil lol

It’s insane

[storm jungle]

I had to describe Pentex to my friend and i was like

"Imagine Arasaka but with chaos corruption"

lmao

[lament shoal]

Do we have a WOD equivalent of Blackrock lol

[storm jungle]

Yeah, Pentex

[arctic talon]

Pentex is like nestle but actually trying to end the world

[storm jungle]

they got tons of subsidiaries

[arctic talon]

That’s literally pentex

They have investment/hedge stuff as well

lol

[storm jungle]

their board members are literally made up of rich cunts and pedophiles

you know

just like real life

[arctic talon]

Pentex exists to give your players a moral justification inherently

To tear down shit lol

[storm jungle]

^ they are literally grimdark Captain Planet villains lol

[winged jacinth]

now how about WoD Blackwater

[arctic talon]

Pentex

[storm jungle]

uhhh

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

First Reponse?

or whatever that was

[arctic talon]

Pentex has their own PMCs

[storm jungle]

Pentex's PMC

[arctic talon]

First Team yeah

Who are drugged out or possessed or both psychos

[winged jacinth]

i wish shadowrun were a playable system because i love that setting so much

[arctic talon]

The psycho woman from the plane crash thing

As probably one of them

Judging by how drugged out of her mind she seemed to be

[winged jacinth]

magic comes and goes in cycles but TRULY long lived creatures like dragons can survive between cycles so when capitalism arrived they all switched from hoarding to being merchant princes

[storm jungle]

its legit amazing how much attention they pay to lore bit slike that

its super neat

[lament shoal]

Wait were the people that Chapman and Kevin ran into in their most recent episode pentex people? Because there was a drugged up psycho mercenary with them

[arctic talon]

Yes

Those were all pentex fuckers

[lament shoal]

Gotcha

[arctic talon]

Or

Part of part of the technocracy that went turncoat, the special projects division

And joined pentex

I would like to mention the technocracy didn’t find out about pentex until it was too late

[winged jacinth]

with the scale it sounds like they have that seems... negligent

[storm jungle]

dont mention that fucking shitstain Mage lore in here

[arctic talon]

Technocracy? Alright

My bad

[storm jungle]

No

die

[arctic talon]

Pentex is unironically super secretive lol

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-7684110515453159552

[arctic talon]

They’re behind so many fucking shell companies

You could reasonable be on the board of a company like O’tolleys

And not be someone who’s goal is to literally destroy the world

But go higher up and not so likely

lol

Just a normal rich prick

[winged jacinth]

yeah but its the sort of thing that would get like, randomly dug up by north korean intelligence by accident lol

[lament shoal]

D: "I can't believe I have to stop eating canned food!"

[arctic talon]

Tbh they’d prolly just shovel cash to NK to get them to stfu

[celest dome]

Pentex is like if Amazon had McDonald's, Interbrew/Unilever, EA, Raethon...

[arctic talon]

Or you know kill them

Giving “food deliveries” to NK

[winged jacinth]

they would have the same reasons to not kill NK that the rest of us do lol

[arctic talon]

Until their leadership all gets fucked by wyrm corruption

[winged jacinth]

namely bad shit starts happening and missiles start flying without investigation

[arctic talon]

Oh also pentex does “relief” work sometimes

lol

[lament shoal]

Waiting for the Amanda character arc where she becomes a badass ngl

[arctic talon]

Where they just give people wyrm corrupted
,medicine, food, water ect.

so they can get possesed

Comically evil company

10/10

[celest dome]

We stand Miss Bergamot

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/oceansjonas-monkey-monkey-gifs-gif-10067787102122678253

[winged jacinth]

shadowrun companies are much more practically evil lol

[arctic talon]

Yeah

But pentex is meant to be comically evil

Their goal is literally to end the world lol

[winged jacinth]

"people will pay for lobotomized prostitutes with preloaded personality programs right? lets sell that"

ive mentioned this before but clouds from cp2077 is what happens when you take a bunraku parlor from shadowrun and make it 100000x more ethical

[storm jungle]

god not Clouds

[arctic talon]

Clouds is

Yeah

[winged jacinth]

at clouds you're allowed to go back to being yourself and go home at the end of the day

[storm jungle]

its still pretty demeaning sex work

[winged jacinth]

at a bunraku parlor they put you in a box between uses and the customer can shoot you

[arctic talon]

It is

[storm jungle]

also run by Tyger Claws

who are complete psychos

[arctic talon]

But there’s levels of sex work being shit

[storm jungle]

^

cyberpunk has every strata of it

[arctic talon]

Clouds is a step above and less evil(marginally) is Seythi’s point

[storm jungle]

you're a step above a landmine

[winged jacinth]

bunraku parlor "workers" have permanent locked in syndrome

[arctic talon]

This is like every gang but the Valentino’s and Mox lol

[storm jungle]

Valentinos suck too

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

breaking bad extras

kill em

[arctic talon]

But they’re not total psychos

They’ve def got screws loose

[winged jacinth]

the valentinos are so weirdly generic

[arctic talon]

That’s the point

They’re a small fish

[winged jacinth]

its like "oh yeah night city is basically LA we have to have an LA gang"

[storm jungle]

"Cabron, I need to see your balls"

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-to-see-you-balls-gif-27153882

[arctic talon]

Also the valentinos evolved

[lament shoal]

Wasn't Rebecca mox or no?

[arctic talon]

From a bunch of posers

lol

[storm jungle]

i dont think so?

[arctic talon]

No

[storm jungle]

isnt she literally a child

LMAO

[arctic talon]

Nope

[storm jungle]

Yes

she is

[arctic talon]

She’s an adult no?

[lament shoal]

She's in her 20s

[arctic talon]

Or is she just drinking underage

[storm jungle]

the devs literally refer to her as a "loli"

[winged jacinth]

im gonna be real ive played that game more than once who the fuck is rebecca

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

thats basically a child

[arctic talon]

Anime

[storm jungle]

im glad shes dead

[winged jacinth]

oh the anime character yeah

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

So V’s a child?

Goated

[storm jungle]

V isnt a fucking tiny ass dwarf kid 😭

[lament shoal]

Anyways yeah I saw people saying she was mox which is why I asked

[arctic talon]

LOL

[storm jungle]

ALSO AGAIN

[winged jacinth]

rebecca is teal so i assume shes in a full prosthetic body

[arctic talon]

She’s not Mox

[storm jungle]

THEY LITERALLY REFER TO HER AS A "LOLI"

😭 😭 😭

[arctic talon]

She’s def got full synth skin

lol

Not a full body conversion

We see her brains

And other organs

When she gets killed lol

[winged jacinth]

oh yeah i mean like the frame of her body

[arctic talon]

If she was a full body conversion she’d have a biopod

[arctic talon]

Oh yeah

[winged jacinth]

i assume biopod is like, adam smasher

[arctic talon]

Anyways I think I’d rather eat a gun then be related to any of the gangs

In 2077 or RED

Maybe one of the harmless posergangs

[arctic talon]

All full body conversions got one

Iirc

I could be wrong

[winged jacinth]

yeah but i mean that level of replacement where hes like, all steel

[arctic talon]

Nvm it’s just a majority of it

[winged jacinth]

instead of what you see in say, most mechanicus where they've still got most of their organs and stuff

[arctic talon]

Rebecca isn’t a full body conversion

She’s just chromed up

[vagrant fox]

🗣️ lets gooo

[arctic talon]

There’s a full body conversion that fits in as a human

Until the skin falls off

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cyberpunk/images/b/b2/Raven_Microcybenetics_Gemini_CPRED.png/revision/latest?cb=20240612140036

Gemini makes you fit right in

Till your fake skin falls off

[winged jacinth]

having metal skin as a fashion statement is very funny i appreciate lizzy wizzy

[arctic talon]

Lizzy is a full body conversion

With metal skin lol

Similar to a Gemini

But with a cosmetic plating and such to make her look human but metal

Not like Konpeki Plaza were it’s just synthskin

[winged jacinth]

also i somehow have never found the idols quest

[arctic talon]

Weird

[winged jacinth]

i think karoshi should design eyes that dont look fucking weird to market

red menace is a super funny name

[rose thorn]

The male fantasy

[arctic talon]

They do

[winged jacinth]

im pretty sure i've done EVERY piece of content in cyberpunk besides the idols

[arctic talon]

They have normal looking eyes

[winged jacinth]

yeah but the idols have fucked up ayy lmao eyes

lol

[arctic talon]

Well

That’s prolly for fashion or standing out

lol

[winged jacinth]

i think they're meant to be like a weird cyberpunk fashion statement but they just came out freaky lol

[arctic talon]

Prolly the point

Imo

[winged jacinth]

But yeah somehow never found that doing literally every map marker?

Like i have all gigs on a file, etc

I know them from the ad that shouts their names lol

[raven stone]

I slept way too early, but that being said.
I am kind of forcing myself to wind down to sleep more.
My work troubles are really getting to me this week.

All over a single fucking email I cannot fully control.

[vagrant fox]

Emails should never have been invented

[vital ginkgo]

Did fulgrim and sanguinius have any rivalry or jealousy for the other?

Pre heresy

These pics made me realize they seem to be pretty similar in style.

Very beautiful and regal

[rose thorn]

sanguin is like the most christian facebook art ive seen in a while

I FORGOT THAT FUCKER LITERALY HAS WINGS UHG

[arctic talon]

no, they liked each other

[rose thorn]

if we get a sanguin model ill kitbash it into a stormcast and post it fucking everywhere

[unique bronze]

How'd he get his wings again

[green loom]

You'll post it doing what??

[green loom]

He just had them

[vagrant fox]

Crawled out of the nut tube with them yea

[unique bronze]

Since birth? I thought I heard it was due to him growing from his home planet

[rose thorn]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yeah the emperor had angel dna for some reason and recreated him to look like white conservative jesus

the dropped vampire dna in tehre

[vagrant fox]

Not known afaik, either emps did it, or he mutated, or Baals radiation did it

[green loom]

The primarchs are weird warp creatures who may or may not be able to subconsciously shapeshift

[vagrant fox]

Or that. They fit the planets they landed on fairly well

[green loom]

The wings might probably popped up at some point between the tube, the quick warp teleportation thing, and then arriving

[green loom]

I think it's a very safe bet considering their dad, and that they're almost definitely all psykers to a degree

[arctic talon]

you got a resin one already

[rose thorn]

yeah but htats hh

i cant even imagine hh players acrtually use primarchs

[rose thorn]

that sounds like it just ruins the game

[arctic talon]

they got made dogshit in 3e

lol

[rose thorn]

lmao

[arctic talon]

so they might be usable without ruining the fun now

but they were never popular as game pieces in the first place

[rose thorn]

primarch accepting his fate eating a 15 man of vulkite meltas

https://tenor.com/view/dog-blown-away-blown-back-gif-22009589

[lament shoal]

@arctic talon @young pecan she's thinking

[crystal forum]

suck on that finger

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-horror-high-finger-weird-gif-4266646500597154595

[crystal forum]

gay as fuck

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if these models still exist: https://vxtwitter.com/AOTI40K/status/1279755567146336256

AshesoftheImperium (@AOTI40K)

↪️ Replying to @tinracersteve

@tinracersteve 's Tallarn project has got me thinking about all sorts of cool ideas using some of the old metal Imperial Guard models. Someone suggested I checked out this awesomeness from 2002, which I'd love to recreate with Flyers instead of Land Speeders. #warhammer40k #40k

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 5, 2020, 12:34 PM

[raven stone]

Some look like kitbashes

So would be around

[unique bronze]

Are those hoverboards

[arctic talon]

Yes

[arctic talon]

By my hand shall noxus rise

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/swain-noxus-league-of-legends-legends-of-runeterra-runeterra-gif-26958435

[young pecan]

Big Thinka

[arctic talon]

Its so fucking funny how there's extra noxian soldiers on this stage whenever Darius is on either team

[languid meadow]

Waiter waiter more noxians

https://fxtwitter.com/ArmptsFan/status/1980930929104412873

Enza ⚡️ (@ArmptsFan)

“kill them with kindness” WRONG!! blackwall gateway quickhack GO

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FxTwitter · Oct 22, 2025, 9:35 AM

[hollow lantern]

I haven't played league in actual years but the darius series makes me want to play it again(former Darius main)

I have literally never watched arcane but lord, Darius on the big screen is cool

I feel obligated to see this one

[surreal nest]

darius series?

[hollow lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/darius-vs-trundle-noxus-season-gif-4092984647931365100

Theyre making an animated series about noxus that will heavily feature the lad himself iirc

[surreal nest]

Don't frown too hard but I've heard a darius focus is a whole lot of fan speculation

[hollow lantern]

Its not focused on him

Its focused on noxus

I simply do not care about anyone but him lmfao

So to me its the darius series

[arctic talon]

Noxus simultaneously sounds like one of the best places in runeterra to live and one of the worst

tbh

LOL

just from all the lore Riot has made for it

its like the only Region that isn't a feudal system of some sorts

actually I guess piltover and zaun

but you get soul crushing capitalism instead

[languid meadow]

Totally depends on where you live

Like the capital probably isn't too bad

But away from the "core" territories it probably isn't great

[unique bronze]

league mmo when

[crystal forum]

meow

[vagrant atlas]

Btw, if an ogryn gets infected by a poxwalker virus he just becomes a plague ogryn? Or is that a separate thing?

[arctic talon]

Different, the Ogryn would become a poxwalker but ogryn

Plague ogryns need to be "cultivated" to an extent

and given a lot of shit

[vagrant atlas]

Aight

Kinda weird there doesn't seem to be poxwalker ogryn anywhere in 40k media. At least I haven't seen one.

Could make for an interesting enemy in darktide too I guess

[arctic talon]

mostly because plague ogryns had minis back when vraks came out, and zombies were their own thing

poxwalkers are another strain of zombie virus

[rose thorn]

He drove into commoragh he is SUPER dead

[lament shoal]

NUH UH

[crystal forum]

SUPER cope

[rose thorn]

Mf i love khan

[sacred ginkgo]

More likely in vects private collection or something

[rose thorn]

But he is like dead dead

[crystal forum]

nah

[rose thorn]

Yeha lol

[crystal forum]

no primarch ever truly dies

[rose thorn]

Vect said he killed him

[lament shoal]

No he's making sure 1 in 5 drukhari males can trace their lineage back to him

[rose thorn]

Which baiscally means someone killed Jim’s js vect room credit

[crystal forum]

shut the fuck up before i punch myself

i will do it

[sacred ginkgo]

Go for it

Knock yourself out

[crystal forum]

now you're just asking for it

knuckle sandwich

[sacred ginkgo]

You shouldn't have left such low hanging fruit

[crystal forum]

the only thing that's hanging rn

is khan

hanging on until GW releases him

[sacred ginkgo]

Schrodingers primarch

I don't know if the Khan/russ/dorn/vulkan is dead or not until they release his mini

[crystal forum]

just like ferrus

he could come back any moment now

if the next primarch isn't manus i'm degloving myself

[sacred ginkgo]

Its going to be russ

[crystal forum]

i already have a leman russ

and it's a good tank

sometimes cannoness i swear it's like you should be pinned down or something

like a bug

a cockroach

[sacred ginkgo]

Reaching

[valid needle]

No.

I refuse.

[crystal forum]

whar

[sacred ginkgo]

I thought that was a terrible pun

[crystal forum]

you will not survive the night

[opaque coyote]

The fucking white house ballroom is literally like

covered in gold

Do..

do we just have the Emperor but worse somehow

[sacred ginkgo]

He's still experimenting how far he can push being an asshole

[opaque coyote]

...is JD Vance Horus??

wait

https://tenor.com/view/jd-vance-freaky-gif-12383307270061891675

[sacred ginkgo]

Not how that works

[lament shoal]

Whoreus

[opaque coyote]

God now I'm fucking smiling over the idea of the fucking

Vance Heresy

god this year isn't good

[arctic talon]

tbh my bet is he ended up in the black library

not comorragh

he was chasing the drukhari but I doubt he ended up in it

[lament shoal]

Watch it be revealed that Trazyn has him somehow

[celest dome]

Vance violence ?

[plush mason]

so did the HH series start before or after the war of the beast series?

[celest dome]

Started in 2015

So after HH

[plush mason]

ok so that might explain why they had so many authors make such a long series in such a short time

[celest dome]

You lot know how the Admech have a Servo Skull about (Nikola) Tesla, what if it isn't Tesla, but rather some other figure that is associated with the Tesla name

[crisp heath]

I thought the way it works is that if they die they become a poxwalker but if they survive they become a plague ogryn

[celest dome]

Plague Ogryn are just Ogryn infected with the Pox, then they're further infected to make them stronger

[arctic talon]

Before, war of the beast was supposed to go on it further

Ultimately the zombie strain is the walking pox on tertium

[plush mason]

ok ngl the Beast sounds epic and i wonder if there is any art of him

[shadow plover]

iirc no

[plush mason]

fucking omega nob in full armor and 2x the height of fucking Vulkan

just flatened the chapter master of the ultra marines in a single punch

[plush mason]

what a shame

[valid needle]

Absolutely wrecked by the seventh legion

[plush mason]

"we watch from death"

[plush mason]

that one line and the crash out it caused on adric almost killed me btw

[dusky beacon]

I've heard the Admech sometimes use non standard pronouns is this true

[misty vector]

their pronouns are 0 and 1

[dusky beacon]

Are you meming or is that an actual thing they do

[misty vector]

im kidding, but i do know that a skitarii commander in brutal kunnin is non binary

idk about other neopronouns though

[shadow plover]

The new Charcaradon book also has a nonbinary tech priest

[dusky beacon]

Based

It feels very appropriate for the AdMech to be the most gender non conforming human faction lmao

[misty vector]

Oh yeah definitely

Though being ‘non binary’ as a computer person is ironic

[dusky beacon]

Its very funny when that happens

[plush mason]

the meme with the techpriest going "idc about your stupid gender stuff i replaced my dick with a neutron laser" isnt that far from how the admech do things lmao

[radiant lance]

They're just analog

[dusky beacon]

Well a computer wouldn't have a gender so "non binary" is not only a funny joke but also accurate

[celest cedar]

broski just chillin

[celest cedar]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1odzeg5/chaos_sisters/ artist is yangzheyy

cool concepts ngl

[nocturne crest]

Is the backpack skulls on the Tzeentch sister inspired by that alien race from HL?

[storm jungle]

Dude i was gonna say, literally looks like Vortigaunts lol

GA’LANGA

[valid needle]

Frfr he ain’t got time for all that imperial drama

[raven stone]

Winter lethargy

bleh

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if anyone has thought about a what if Ferrus Manus met a different xenos race and got their hands instead.

Like, if he met the orks, he ended up with two power klaws.

[rose thorn]

what, do you mean?

[glossy sonnet]

Ferrus has necrodermis hands

I think

[rose thorn]

thats a redditor theory thats not canon

oh nvm

your right my bad it is necrodermis

was... the silver drgaon thing a necron?

[valid needle]

The what

[celest dome]

The Necrodermis hands are likely, but they're not active work from the Necron

[rose thorn]

ferrus shoved a metal dragon into a pool of lava and got his hands covered in it's metal

the silver wyrm

[nocturne crest]

Imagine if he landed on an ork world instead of Medusa and ended up getting Power Klaws instead for some reason.

Like a weird sort of what if.

[celest dome]

Yes, later retconned to be an Ophidian Destroyer iirc

[rose thorn]

lmao

[celest dome]

That wouldn't really be the // though.
Like if you had said Eldar world and the living crystal stuff sure

[rose thorn]

god forbid a planet has a unique ecology

[celest dome]

Orks don't really have an element that is like that or Necrodermis

[celest dome]

Tbf, Necron basically exported themselves everywhere before the War in Havean

[valid needle]

Interesting

[rose thorn]

oh its corswain lmao

hi corswain

[nocturne crest]

Would he end up with Wraithbone hands?

[rose thorn]

yeahhh i guesssssssssssss

man i would really like necrons if i got them

[celest dome]

Hypothetically sure

[nocturne crest]

I can't remember if it's fanon or canon about the Necrons making it to earth.

[rose thorn]

love this guy

[nocturne crest]

Odd question, but is there an ork model that has two power klaws on it?

[nocturne crest]

He's great.

[rose thorn]

anythingi n a mech suit tbf

[vagrant fox]

I think there was a meganob similar to that

[celest dome]

Defdread I guess

[vagrant fox]

close enough if you disregard what a power klaw is

lets goooo blood bowl

[rose thorn]

"blodo bowl is neglected" my guy its been getting consistant updates you just didnt play it

[vagrant fox]

the title is a joke

[rose thorn]

ah okay my baddd

i dotn watch arbitor ian

[vagrant fox]

shame, dilara execute this delinquent

[dark moon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-death-of-stalin-meme-soviet-anti-soviet-behavior-guilty-gif-27253033

[crystal forum]

arbitor ian more like poopitor poopy

[nocturne crest]

40K BLOOD BOWL when?

If the GHR can become a chaos god, then Nuffle can turn up on the scene.

Hell, have could have Psykers as turn it into a 40k version of Galactik Football

[crystal forum]

space marines hell ueah

[celest dome]

Nuffle is a much bigger Chaos God than the GHR, or the Dark King

[crystal forum]

i love space marines

i want more space marine content

[celest dome]

Do Blood bowl 40k but it's not American Football 💀

I'll take rugby over American football tbh

[crystal forum]

why

[celest dome]

Isn't as interesting 🤷

[winged jacinth]

Australian rules bloodbowl

Double the violence

[crystal forum]

oh come on i dont watch sports and even i have to admit that american football isn't boring

[winged jacinth]

American football is just commercialmaxxed

[celest dome]

It kind of is though

[winged jacinth]

The modern professional game is built around telling you to drink coke every 30 seconds

[queen laurel]

Granted but they don't have sick body armor

[celest dome]

Shit

You're right

[nocturne crest]

Imagine if Blood Bowl had a meter for the fans to slowly increase the chance to riot each turn.

[celest dome]

Hurling would be a cool game to base it around

[crystal forum]

i dont get why bloodbowl is about the american sport i have to admit

it's a weird decision by the super british company

[winged jacinth]

Blood bowl 40k but to make it extra british its a cheese roll

[celest dome]

Easiest game to make into a Turn based game

[queen laurel]

I mean American football is naturally violent so if you want to make a violent sports game it works

Also that

[celest dome]

ANd was meant to mock Fantasy Football iirc

[crystal forum]

isn't rugby also

[winged jacinth]

Rugby has much worse protective gear at least

[nocturne crest]

Yes, but rugby players don't wear armour like American gear.

[nocturne crest]

I'm pretty sure it's the other way, having the gear is worse than no gear.

[winged jacinth]

Im pretty sure the average rugby player would die at a pro line of scrimmage lol

Its just a big car accident

[nocturne crest]

You mean a scrum?

[celest dome]

Basically safety gear let them go with more violence, same thing in boxing when the gloves were introduced

[winged jacinth]

Nah LOS is from American, term for the line the last play ended on

I don't think we have a particular term for the actual process that happens

If you name it you have to think about it...

[dry epoch]

See, working for the NHS, I see ‘LOS’ and think ‘what’s length of stay’ got to do with it.

The NHS does love its acronyms.

[celest dome]

👋

[queen laurel]

Yeah but American football has the other thing of cool looking armor

Part of the appeal in blood bowl in that while it's also pretty easy to implement as a turn-based game you can be pretty creative with the way you implement football gear into armor

[celest dome]

The turn based stuff is also really helping cause the sport is really act based

[vagrant fox]

yankeeball is really boring to watch because of the nonstop ads but it's good fun to play at least

what's better than just running into someone

[raven stone]

Get worse if you think "Line of Sight"

[storm jungle]

Guys its time

https://youtu.be/ygnF4LT4Ed8?si=El-bTqyAdPhFzpWP

[rose thorn]

I don’t get why he paints his yellow slightly green

It really really gets to me

[storm jungle]

Piss.

[surreal nest]

Calling it yankeeball is the most cornball thing ive ever seen

But also true

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[dark moon]

You see Imperial Fist scum, I have already depicted you in piss yellow, and myself in pristine iron with hazard stripes. — Some Iron Warrior during the Siege of Terra.

[vagrant fox]

was no one going to tell this little white boy that haydari tastes really good or did I really just have to find out on my own

[storm jungle]

Jae is a bit whiny but i like her

[vagrant fox]

i don't know who that is