#40k-lore-chat

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prime seal
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if we want to see the brethren moons killing off humanity in 4 it has to happen

storm jungle
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It wont

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dont think about it

storm jungle
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Yeah we are never getting a DS4

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EA killed it all essentially

prime seal
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isaac's story ended perfectly

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in 2

storm jungle
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just badly executed

lament shoal
jade holly
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Too many games abbreviate to DS smh

storm jungle
jade holly
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Dark Souls

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Dark Siders

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Didn’t realize it was Dead Space

storm jungle
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too much "Dark"

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😔

crystal forum
prime seal
jade holly
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Gonna need a flashlight for how dark it is

prime seal
crystal forum
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like regular dementia or marker dementia

storm jungle
prime seal
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regular dementia

storm jungle
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we know the creators got the entire thing planned out when they saw how successful DS1 was

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they had a story plan all laid out

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they can essentially write anything for it

crystal forum
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ye we know a bit about 4's planned story

storm jungle
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^

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But its like very bare shit

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and mostly just lame salvaging

crystal forum
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idk the franchise was better when isaac was just trying to survive

prime seal
crystal forum
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3 had to much active involvement

storm jungle
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^

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also EA being EA

crystal forum
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in 1 and 2 you're just trying to gtfo

storm jungle
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it was literally the game they appeared in you dingus

prime seal
storm jungle
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also nobody gives a shit about Weller

crystal forum
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since he'll just die otherwise

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he needed that eye needle too

storm jungle
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to be fair that entire thing was dumb too

storm jungle
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UAAARAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

lament shoal
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LOBOTOMY

storm jungle
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Also FYI this is me when anyone mentions genestealers

crystal forum
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you just have so little control over what's happening in 2 i love it

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everybody's trying to use you

prime seal
storm jungle
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He deffo did

crystal forum
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i thought the eye needle stopped the hallucinations

storm jungle
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bro is a false dead spacer

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someone kill him for me

storm jungle
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it did

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thats literally why you do it

crystal forum
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is that post game lore

lament shoal
storm jungle
prime seal
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the allucinations only stopped when he killed nicole in his head, getting over her death and his grief

lament shoal
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Guys they teased a DG terminator boss trust

prime seal
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thats what allowed him to stop the marker allucinations

celest cedar
celest cedar
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Im weak

storm jungle
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Jay is a poet with words

celest cedar
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with the sentences that come out in this chat 💀

prime seal
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him and nolan were already doing eye surgery well before the start of 2

storm jungle
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nah they werent

crystal forum
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nolan grayson?

storm jungle
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LMAO

celest cedar
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like Issac

storm jungle
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JAY

celest cedar
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did not just catching strays about his dead gf KEKW_ogryn

lament shoal
crystal forum
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omni man in DS2

prime seal
storm jungle
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Omniman is my favorite dead space character

storm jungle
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anyway someone ragebait this guy

crystal forum
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omniman would solo a brethren moon

storm jungle
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tbh

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all he has to do is fly through one at supersonic speeds

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which is hilarious

crystal forum
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it is a fucking moon sized being

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it might take a few hits

storm jungle
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^

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Tom Tom - Holy Fuck™ etc etc 🎵

lament shoal
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This scene went so hard ngl

storm jungle
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its so fucking good

prime seal
storm jungle
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the fact that it shows he can just destroy an entire planet in seconds too lol

storm jungle
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so can Omniman

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lmao

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bro has no idea

crystal forum
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i genuinely cant tell

surreal nest
storm jungle
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Viltrumites

prime seal
storm jungle
lament shoal
storm jungle
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^

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got his ass

prime seal
storm jungle
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yes

lament shoal
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For him it was only like a few hours at most

storm jungle
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its literally said in the episode

crystal forum
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he was forcing them to make a portal for him too so we dont know how much time he was actually spending destroying shit

prime seal
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time for them passes faster than for us

storm jungle
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Okay thats what we are saying

prime seal
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he grows a full beard when he comes back

storm jungle
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Yes

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because the time dialation

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lol

prime seal
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but the 8 months is something he tells us in the comics

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idk if he does say it in the series

storm jungle
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He does

prime seal
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the flaxans come back later

storm jungle
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he literally fucking says it lmao

lament shoal
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Yes, months in EARTH time

storm jungle
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but like im not gonna not interact because one guy is a crybaby in a chat full of people

prime seal
crystal forum
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wait i thought he spent 8 months in their time

surreal nest
storm jungle
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He spends it in earth time

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and their time

crystal forum
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mark was still in highschool when he came back

storm jungle
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Yeah that

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for them it was only a few minutes

crystal forum
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yeah

lament shoal
surreal nest
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only a couple days passed for earth

storm jungle
crystal forum
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i thought flaxans were the bug people

crystal forum
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not the other dimension guys

prime seal
prime seal
storm jungle
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I think Fash is just strawmanning ngl

surreal nest
storm jungle
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this guy is like saying one thing

crystal forum
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oh

storm jungle
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then the complete oppsite

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lol

crystal forum
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who are the bug people then again

storm jungle
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Uhhh

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let me google

crystal forum
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where mark's brother comes from

storm jungle
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Thraxans

surreal nest
storm jungle
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the not-tau are Flaxxans

crystal forum
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THATS THE SAME WORD

surreal nest
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flaxians

storm jungle
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JAY IS RIGHT

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IM LOSING MY MIND

crystal forum
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im so fucking mad rn

storm jungle
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😭

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AINT NO WAY

lament shoal
storm jungle
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Lmao

crystal forum
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kirkman when he has to think of alien race name

storm jungle
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tbh

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we are the same

spring cairn
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the name's ok

celest cedar
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I read that as flex seal

storm jungle
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to be fair

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same thing

prime seal
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yeah it's around 2 days earth time

storm jungle
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Yeah so he destroyed their entire planet in a flash still

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lol

prime seal
storm jungle
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Yeah it was

lament shoal
prime seal
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we dont got that here

storm jungle
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its actually pretty good

lament shoal
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Very much so

crystal forum
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ye people use it

storm jungle
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also the announcer guy is pretty fun

spring cairn
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it's paper that sticks

lament shoal
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I follow his socials, he's funny lol

celest cedar
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cant say Ive ever use it kekw

storm jungle
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its a bit overplayed but legit good tape

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which is funny

crystal forum
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americans use it a lot from what i've seen

prime seal
crystal forum
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idk outside america

storm jungle
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lol

spring cairn
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can flex tape fix my broken marriage

storm jungle
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uh

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no

spring cairn
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so it is a scam uh

storm jungle
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Correct

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now hand me your wallet

crystal forum
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maybe flex seal can fix the leaks

lament shoal
celest cedar
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can flex tape tape me forever

storm jungle
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I wish.

prime seal
lament shoal
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That or the mold

crystal forum
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lead poisoning

lament shoal
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That too lol

storm jungle
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is tape poisoning a thing

spring cairn
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if you eat it sure

crystal forum
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i never tried eating tape idk

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im more of a glue guy

lament shoal
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I like my cheese moldy bruh

storm jungle
prime seal
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mfer was selling paint

celest cedar
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i like my cheese edible bruh

spring cairn
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I'm confident the sticky stuff on flex tape would kill someone eventually

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can't be healthy

storm jungle
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uhhhh

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eatable

prime seal
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Logan Mold

surreal nest
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people that like cheese pulls are vile beings that dont deserve good things

storm jungle
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cheese pulls?

surreal nest
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yeah like they love seperating a cross sectioned sandwich and the cheese remains a constant string

crystal forum
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any form of food manipulation that is not done to get it to your mouth is fake and stupid

surreal nest
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its disgusting

storm jungle
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you are disgusting

spring cairn
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I only eat raw meat

surreal nest
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your cheese should not be rubber

celest cedar
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i like my cheese drippy bruh...

spring cairn
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I am severely ill

prime seal
storm jungle
surreal nest
crystal forum
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when somebody cooks something super nice and then destroys it in their meaty hands to make a crunch sound

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ASMR is a plague on this sacred earth

storm jungle
storm jungle
surreal nest
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i do not want cheese that takes 15 business days to climb down my throat

prime seal
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is that you?

spring cairn
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no

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i'm liver king

storm jungle
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steroid king*

prime seal
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idk if thats worse ngl

surreal nest
surreal nest
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HE WOULD NEVER

spring cairn
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I only eat raw meat ! (and steroid)

storm jungle
crystal forum
celest cedar
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oh you like cheese climbing down your throat aint ya

prime seal
prime seal
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goatis is a specimen

prime seal
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mfer will tell you dont go to the gym then start preaching about how eating raw meat will save you

surreal nest
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i made a sandwich rn and I think its so good I should be allowed into heaven despite my personality

crystal forum
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imagine spending your whole life trying to become strong only for a 2007 honda civic to be stronger than you

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posted by machine cult gang

arctic talon
storm jungle
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the DEI....

surreal nest
spring cairn
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if you don't eat stuff you've killed yourself you're a sedentaroid and probably took the agricultural-pill

vagrant fox
prime seal
arctic talon
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What’s with the cheese pull shit bruh

storm jungle
crystal forum
storm jungle
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nothing new

prime seal
surreal nest
vagrant fox
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Idk what this cheese nonsense is about but I could go for a bit of cheese and crackers

storm jungle
storm jungle
surreal nest
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Cheese pulls are so artificial its so NASTY

storm jungle
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tweaking out 24/7

spring cairn
vagrant fox
crystal forum
prime seal
arctic talon
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Because they don’t pretend they’re not psychopaths

spring cairn
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you can't sleep underwater

surreal nest
prime seal
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some men

storm jungle
prime seal
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do be sleepy

prime seal
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in the water

storm jungle
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Gotta read this soon

crystal forum
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i can't be the only male who has daydreamed of killing a black bear with a tanto knife

vagrant fox
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I could definitely take on a bull moose no problems

surreal nest
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Didn't cyberpunk have a comic about the trauma squad too?

storm jungle
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yeah they did

arctic talon
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One of the Max-Tac officers when at half HP literally screams about how your family is next

surreal nest
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I love trauma squad

arctic talon
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LOL

storm jungle
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it was one of the first comics they did

crystal forum
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imagine being known as the guy who killed a bear with a knife

arctic talon
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Yeah the trauma team comic is good

storm jungle
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they get slaughtered tho

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so it sucks

crystal forum
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that's life changing

arctic talon
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Trauma team is like

storm jungle
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also speaking of

arctic talon
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One of the less evil corps

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Which is hilarious

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Still evil, just less

storm jungle
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HOW DID THIS GET 10K FUCKING UPVOTES

surreal nest
storm jungle
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SERIOUSLY

prime seal
vagrant fox
crystal forum
storm jungle
arctic talon
storm jungle
arctic talon
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It’s like

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Far from the most evil corp

prime seal
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my favourite remains the one with the maelstrom falling in love

arctic talon
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Oh my god lol

storm jungle
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that one is crap

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theres some really good 2077 comics though

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i need more

prime seal
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the one where they get a guy to film a braindance without him knowing is also good

crystal forum
storm jungle
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^^^^^^

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REAL.

vagrant fox
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the doodles are funnier artists should man up and make more

storm jungle
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you do it bitch

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im waiting

vagrant fox
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no

storm jungle
crystal forum
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ironic considering the worthikids pfp

prime seal
crystal forum
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somebody who only makes peak

storm jungle
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who the fuck is worthikids

crystal forum
celest cedar
storm jungle
vagrant fox
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too bad worthikids took down that one with the skeleton singing in the desert but the singer did turn out to be a pedo

storm jungle
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LMAO

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Why is it always pedos

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oh my god

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cant they do a acceptable crime?

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like tax fraud?

vagrant fox
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You gotta live on the edge a little

crystal forum
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can they just die before being pedos thx

arctic talon
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They already lost 2 AVs

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Why the fuck would they send a third

arctic talon
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That’s literally just getting more people killed

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Like it’s completely logical from a not letting people die standpoint

storm jungle
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because its their own men

arctic talon
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You’re risking more people’s lives in a situation where it’s already fucked lol

storm jungle
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you fucking fuck

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KILL THIS GUY

surreal nest
arctic talon
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Yeah so why the fuck would they send more

crystal forum
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send dudes

surreal nest
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they are saying no because they dont have the right subscription

storm jungle
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HELP

arctic talon
vagrant fox
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salvaging what's left probably saves more money in the long time than sending more trained lads to die it's fine

surreal nest
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It says resources for gold

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the policy level is gold

arctic talon
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Yes

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Which is 2AVs

surreal nest
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if they werent gold they would get more

spring cairn
arctic talon
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2 presumably got shot down

crystal forum
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wolf is clearly a corp

arctic talon
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Prolly

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I don’t have a soul

surreal nest
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but what im saying is the client being gold policy is whats stopping them from sending a third not their wish to keep people alive

arctic talon
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Can take the corpo out of a rat but can’t take the rat out of a corpo

arctic talon
storm jungle
arctic talon
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No

celest cedar
surreal nest
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They'd 100% send a third if the client could afford it

prime seal
celest cedar
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your fellow trauma team soldiers

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medics

arctic talon
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Trauma team in 2045 also doesn’t send more then 2 AVs if one gets shot down lol

vagrant fox
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why would you be anything than a corpo and die of stress at 33

celest cedar
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whatever they are now lol

arctic talon
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So that’s my logic

crystal forum
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i like the idea that everything outside night city is ok

arctic talon
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But Traumateam coverage in 2045 only goes up to gold lol

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It’s not

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Explicitly

celest cedar
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yea thas why issa corporate hellhole when its run entirely by logic xd

arctic talon
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Shit is ass

crystal forum
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like if you exit the map area you'd find that the world is doing fine actually

arctic talon
storm jungle
arctic talon
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Because they’ve shot down 2 AVs already

arctic talon
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Which means they prolly can shoot down a third no problem

crystal forum
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sadly when you leave LA you're still in california

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L

arctic talon
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Night city isn’t Southern California

crystal forum
arctic talon
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Okay sure

crystal forum
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damn

celest cedar
vagrant fox
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imagine managing to escape california and you're still in the usa

arctic talon
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Not actually

celest cedar
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also being like detached completely from the action

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is really easy to see everything as a numbers game

surreal nest
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irl dispatchers are also very detached i can easily bet that cyberpunk dystopia ones are too lol

lament shoal
storm jungle
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my best memes barely go past 5k

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this was new to me

arctic talon
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Have you heard the NCPD dispatch ingame

vagrant fox
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I had to call the local emergency line a few weeks ago and the dispatcher didn't give a singular fuck lmbo

arctic talon
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She sounds so done with life

storm jungle
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also guys

surreal nest
spring cairn
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I have the definitive answer don't worry

arctic talon
spring cairn
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ask away

prime seal
surreal nest
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turns out warden's car got broken into and some dude was hoarding prisoner information and bus transcripts

storm jungle
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Damn 😔

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but then i cannot ban space marine users

spring cairn
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Mod abuse, I approve

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ban them

vagrant fox
celest cedar
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Im just saying they hate elves

lament shoal
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BOO

storm jungle
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LMAO

celest cedar
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we cant have an elf hater in the same room

storm jungle
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bro these replies

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😭

vagrant fox
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enforce the rules at your leisure thogg don't care

jade holly
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Block him back

crystal forum
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i wish i could ban my crush until they start paying attention to me /j

arctic talon
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Anyways Arasaka is gona bounce back in 2078 because the status quo can never change in cyberpunk

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lol

celest cedar
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yeaaa servers pretty laxed

arctic talon
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Time for Michiko to take over the family business I guess lol

storm jungle
celest cedar
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when even hank talks about politics once in gen 💀

surreal nest
jade holly
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Politics this politics that, here’s why I think we should make Nurgle the head of sanitation

prime seal
vagrant fox
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i vote for slaneesh for the excess sanitation

jade holly
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Nothing is cleaner than being welcomed into Nurgle’s embrace

arctic talon
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Anyways what’s the least bad gang in 2077 that’s based in night city

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You get to pick once

prime seal
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i hope they keep somethings ambiguous

arctic talon
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And there’s a right answer

lament shoal
# storm jungle Real

Dilara you should turn this into the type of server where people can get banned for harmless silly usernames. whatthefuck_heresy

arctic talon
prime seal
lament shoal
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The drg server is unironically like that

arctic talon
spring cairn
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Will the mod team act this lax when, I, a European, start my in-depth rant about gypsies ?

arctic talon
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Corporate center getting nuked was old news by 2028

crystal forum
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damn and DRG has the chillest community

arctic talon
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💀

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And then by 2045 the only reason it’s talked about is because part of night city is a radioactive shithole

misty vector
celest cedar
lament shoal
storm jungle
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yeah no the DRG server sucks

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the mods are assholes too

prime seal
prime seal
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we'll know when theyre done working on it

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no rush

arctic talon
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Anyways

surreal nest
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I interacted in it once because I had a question regarding the board game and they basically just called me stupid

crystal forum
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im so glad the community is starting to reject helldivers 2 btw

arctic talon
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Militech focus

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Or something

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Idk

jade holly
arctic talon
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Corporate facism is my favorite flavor of corporatism in cyberpunk

storm jungle
jade holly
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Cause I heard the HD2 server is crap

lament shoal
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I'm unbanned now but everyone I interacted with there disappeared and I don't know anyone anymore. It literally just feels like that one phantom liberty ending where V disappears into the crowd 😭

surreal nest
storm jungle
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lmao

storm jungle
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LMAO

misty vector
vagrant fox
crystal forum
surreal nest
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Even more so after the whole 250th anniversary thing for the marine

arctic talon
jade holly
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They don’t allow you to be a dwarf and diggy diggy hole??

storm jungle
celest cedar
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oh yea the USMC thing with HD2 theme 😭

spring cairn
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my pc can brick itself

jade holly
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Booooo

spring cairn
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thx u very much

surreal nest
prime seal
lament shoal
storm jungle
arctic talon
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Maelstorm is as chill as a buisness major on fent

celest cedar
arctic talon
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lol

misty vector
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Also not allowed to discuss politics when the game is satire of the american war machine

lament shoal
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Legit the whole situation i had there actually made me fall out of playing drg for like a year

jade holly
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To me, the HD2 server sounds like Twitch

arctic talon
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They were gona be an option

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for the arasaka tower raid

vagrant fox
surreal nest
arctic talon
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Which would make a full blown hot corporate war(potentially)

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either that or they'd just funnel you a bunch of shit to break in

storm jungle
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(this is a joke)

prime seal
jade holly
arctic talon
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Cut for time constraints

prime seal
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they needed a whole questline imo

jade holly
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We do guilty before proven innocent here

arctic talon
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Meredith and River were both gona be more involved

jade holly
arctic talon
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in the main plot line

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btw

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River was gona be the one who found you in the dump originally

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lol

surreal nest
jade holly
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Which background for V do we say is canon?

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Corpo?

celest cedar
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just realized that

arctic talon
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Corpo or Streetkid fit best

spring cairn
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gyps- i mean aldecaldos

arctic talon
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Corpo better

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imo

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Because you know Jackie longer

jade holly
prime seal
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corpo is the more interesting one because it contrasts with johnny' charachter

storm jungle
arctic talon
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but Corpo constrats the most with johnny

celest cedar
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V being corpo and at a relatively high position in Arasaka at 23

arctic talon
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and has the most satisfying like, connection

arctic talon
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imo

jade holly
celest cedar
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the insane stress that they suffer at probably late teens 💀

jade holly
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You have your complete opposite stuck in your mind and taking over

arctic talon
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Tbf

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Corpo V was likely groomed for their job

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since their parents are also Corpos lol

prime seal
nocturne crest
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New fun fact for you all. There has been a study that discovered that chatgpt and other programs similar to it can be actually given brain rot.

prime seal
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and nepotism 95% of the time

arctic talon
jade holly
celest cedar
arctic talon
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its mentioned in the tiny blurb

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lol

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that you get right before you finalize character creation

lament shoal
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Corpo v has some karen dialogue options its funny

arctic talon
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Corpo V can be such an asshole

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its great

lament shoal
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My fav is streetkid tho

jade holly
celest cedar
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the lore around 2077 is great

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but I cant get past the gameplay and the lack of RPG 😭

arctic talon
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Johnny's delusional version of the raid

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is so fucking funny

storm jungle
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guys can we get Edgerunners S2 yet

arctic talon
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Where he's just the hero

storm jungle
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i wanna see that child get torn apart by Adam

prime seal
surreal nest
prime seal
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-20 out of 10

storm jungle
jade holly
nocturne crest
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Give the necrons brain rot?

misty vector
lament shoal
arctic talon
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I hope edgerunners season 2 isn't Arasaka focused

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tbh

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Give me another corp

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plenty to pick from lol

surreal nest
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edgerunners s2 will be about Nivida

vagrant fox
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biotechnica death squads now

nocturne crest
storm jungle
surreal nest
storm jungle
arctic talon
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first IRL corp

prime seal
jade holly
arctic talon
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tbf LLMs are like

celest cedar
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edgerunners season 2 but its just gonna show you 10 episodes of South Korean corpo life

surreal nest
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I cause your galaxy to explode in your hand and I end my turn

arctic talon
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literally just fancy autocorrect/autofill

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lol

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they don't know anything

misty vector
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That tells you to commit crimes

arctic talon
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they can only fill stuff in

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How to hide a 70KG chicken carcass

surreal nest
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@spring cairn you ever play gun bebop recently

languid meadow
surreal nest
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shits kinda foul

prime seal
arctic talon
# languid meadow

Doesn't this dude get strangled to death from above or something lol

jade holly
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Ok real note who tf gave Red Hulk guns

languid meadow
arctic talon
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himself

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prolly

jade holly
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Ofc he did

spring cairn
surreal nest
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hulk fans are crazy

spring cairn
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so no

surreal nest
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sojaking at hulk but red

arctic talon
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idk I don't know comics

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lol

storm jungle
surreal nest
spring cairn
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i'll play bebop when he gets his re-design

jade holly
misty vector
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Hes red for an amazing reason

jade holly
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For one he’s a walking furnace

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2, he uses guns

nocturne crest
surreal nest
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genuinely had me cackling

prime seal
# jade holly

using them for the love of the game just like the Goat

arctic talon
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have you seen

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Neon prime infernus

prime seal
spring cairn
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have you seen

arctic talon
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💀

spring cairn
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fuck

arctic talon
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Its so fucking ass bro

spring cairn
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you beat me to it

surreal nest
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awful

spring cairn
#

afronus

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glorious

jade holly
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Red Hulk venomized and a Ghost Rider

arctic talon
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what a shit design

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lol

surreal nest
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went from one of the worst designs to one of the best

storm jungle
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holy shit

spring cairn
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literally miles

storm jungle
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MILES MORALES

surreal nest
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TRUE

arctic talon
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bebop and paradoxs current design

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are pretty close

spring cairn
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bebop is literally

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1:1

jade holly
surreal nest
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im lowk excited for that like spiderman character they have in the sandbox

spring cairn
#

hasn't changed

surreal nest
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where they can sling freely and can like spawna pillar

arctic talon
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Mo and krill lmao

spring cairn
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paradox they got her a tie and called it a day

surreal nest
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fuck i got auto selected mirage

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kms

vagrant fox
arctic talon
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oh also shiv

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literally didn't change

spring cairn
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maurice, sdiyb

arctic talon
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they made his hand not like

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techy

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and thats it

spring cairn
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they'll get their re-design by 2028 when the game launches in EA

arctic talon
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2028 is generous

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lol

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Anyways

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GLORY TO ICE FROG

storm jungle
spring cairn
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at least yam looks sick as hell

jade holly
arctic talon
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Yam's redesign looks great

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tbh

arctic talon
jade holly
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It has controller support already

arctic talon
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💀

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I don't think so at least

arctic talon
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also MOBAs are a completely untouched genre

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for consoles

spring cairn
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it's an actual mod btw

arctic talon
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no clue if there's even a base for it

jade holly
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This guy looks like an asshole

arctic talon
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yeah

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he's my GOAT

jade holly
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Which I miss

arctic talon
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I forgot

jade holly
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I want Battleborn back dammit

arctic talon
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Xbox got Smite

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ngl

spring cairn
arctic talon
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I lowkey hope they never expand on it

languid meadow
jade holly
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Sounds about right

arctic talon
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for Lash

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beyond just "jacob lash is an asshole"

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even though they absolutely will

jade holly
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Isn’t Lash mainly playing a. Character based on the dialogue?

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Like he’ll be an asshole but he won’t be outright evil?

arctic talon
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Lash is an asshole and a prick

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but he's not evil

spring cairn
arctic talon
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And he is playing a character(to an extent)

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he's still an asshole irl

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he's just not as much of one

jade holly
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Meanwhile Abrams wants no one to touch his book

arctic talon
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he's got a big ego

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Lash will absolutely help someone with something

spring cairn
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abrams don't even wanna touch the book

arctic talon
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but only because it makes him feel good

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lol

spring cairn
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he wants out NOW

arctic talon
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ngl

spring cairn
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his wish is to get fucking rid of it

arctic talon
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I wish abrams ult was better

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that shit is ass lol

spring cairn
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never, you'll use it to escape

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and you'll like it

arctic talon
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okay fair

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Anyways Lash is like, funny as shit

spring cairn
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even if he says "dropping in" white ulting

arctic talon
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because he only breaks character like

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twice in game

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and both are because of Viper

spring cairn
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noyes

arctic talon
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

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AN ICE FROG GAME

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BALANCED WELL?

prime seal
jade holly
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Isn’t Warden supposed to get a massive redesign?

spring cairn
#

in my opinion it's actually decenlty balanced

prime seal
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was on console i think

arctic talon
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warden is getting a massive redesign with a cape

prime seal
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smite sucks though

spring cairn
#

for a moba

arctic talon
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its like

arctic talon
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worse balanced then league but better balanced then DOTA or HOTs

jade holly
arctic talon
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so its pretty good

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lol

jade holly
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Just needs the gods to be brought back

languid meadow
arctic talon
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I'm just making that joke about Icefrog

prime seal
arctic talon
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because Icefrog is the type of person

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who sees an 80-20 matchupa

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and says

prime seal
arctic talon
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"yeah thats fine, ship it"

arctic talon
#

💀

jade holly
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who would I play if I want to be a tanky team player?

prime seal
spring cairn
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abums

arctic talon
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Mo And Krill

languid meadow
spring cairn
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if ur knew play abrums

jade holly
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And who I do play if I wanna be a bitch

spring cairn
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mnk

arctic talon
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Mo and Krill

spring cairn
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and gt

jade holly
#

I was so hoping you’d say Lash lmao

languid meadow
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I can't wait for Venator fuck hunting vamps I'm hunting Hitler and mussolini

spring cairn
#

gt if u want to be hitler

arctic talon
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lash is like

spring cairn
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and mnk if u want to be mussolini

arctic talon
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not a huge bitch playstyle wise

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lol

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you need to dive in or else you're worthless

jade holly
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I know about Doorman mainly cause of his FLINT LOCKWOOD run

arctic talon
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and he fucking explodes

arctic talon
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because Lash builds pretty bursty

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which also means he gets bursted

prime seal
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bro when does this game come out lol

spring cairn
arctic talon
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Uh

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who the fuck knows lol

spring cairn
#

i've said it for every char release

arctic talon
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Only icefrog knows

spring cairn
#

but this time its fr

arctic talon
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And maybe not even icefrog

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ngl I have one complaint about pockets redesign

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its that their hand holding the briefcase

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isn't fucked up now

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though maybe that comes later

spring cairn
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i hope venator is mega supernaturalcist

arctic talon
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tbf

spring cairn
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all the cool lines

arctic talon
#

he's literally part of the

spring cairn
#

imagine

prime seal
arctic talon
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MEGA SUPERNATURALRACIST orgonization

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lol

spring cairn
#

yeah the supernatural kkk

arctic talon
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Absolutely lynched Greytalons son and family

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💀

spring cairn
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that's why his lines will be

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peal

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peam

arctic talon
spring cairn
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and start interactions

jade holly
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What’s up with the Elvis looking dude and the murder hobo voiced by Matthew Mercer?

spring cairn
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even better

arctic talon
jade holly
arctic talon
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Murder hobo is literally a vampire murder hobo serial killer who likes horrifically killing people

spring cairn
#

yea

arctic talon
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and yes this is Shiv we're talking about

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Shiv has a model in code where he's a werewolf thing

spring cairn
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pompadour guy

arctic talon
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may or may not be scrapped

spring cairn
arctic talon
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Patrons refer to him being more "savage" and shit

spring cairn
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he looks more like a were mole

arctic talon
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lol

spring cairn
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lmao

arctic talon
#

same difference

jade holly
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I think I like the cowgirl and the cute girl with all the books

arctic talon
spring cairn
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bwahahaa

arctic talon
#

what a design

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lol

jade holly
arctic talon
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Holiday is like

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idk how to feel about her kit lol

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it feels weird

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her model is also old and from Neon Prime

jade holly
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All I know is I suck at aiming

spring cairn
#

holiday can only do barrel nuke and fun jumpack tech

jade holly
#

So revolver characters are immediately extremely hard for me to play

arctic talon
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Holidays gun isn't good enough

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tbh

spring cairn
#

it's entertaining but i'd love for her gun to be good

arctic talon
#

yeah

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she's like

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literally got an ability focused around it

spring cairn
#

she's a sheriff with a big iron, who builds spirit to not suck

arctic talon
#

buff holidays gun

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on god

jade holly
#

What abiut book girl

arctic talon
#

Paige is like

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idk

jade holly
#

Is she a tried and true support

arctic talon
#

what to feel about her

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She seems strong

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from the like

#

few times I've seen her

spring cairn
#

she's a good support yes

arctic talon
#

Why is she down horrific for Victor

jade holly
arctic talon
#

No

jade holly
spring cairn
#

glorious abs

jade holly
#

I’ve seen the books they have in the stores

arctic talon
#

I guess victor prolly doesn't smell like a corpse

jade holly
#

and they make Slaanesh look like a saint

arctic talon
#

based on how everyone talks to him

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@spring cairn is it bad I lowkey miss the old item system

spring cairn
#

cuz it was poopoo

arctic talon
#

it was

#

but it was unique

arctic talon
#

Hopoo didn't make the old items no?

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oh what the fuck

#

new model for amber king?

spring cairn
#

that's an artwork

#

but there's actual leak

jade holly
#

I pronounce these brownies… done

spring cairn
#

and it's literally this

#

so yes

arctic talon
#

Alright

#

This shit is about to go hard

jade holly
#

and now I must wait for them to cool down

arctic talon
#

wonder what the sapphire flame is gona look like

spring cairn
#

same twin

arctic talon
#

Actually?

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neat

spring cairn
#

no i mean

#

same, twin

arctic talon
#

oh

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I'm fucking dumb

arctic talon
#

ye

arctic talon
languid meadow
#

horizontally blessed

surreal nest
#

so whimsical

#

so silly

wintry scarab
#

What is this lol? A rat tail?

rose thorn
#

oh thats a funny reference to a few things

#

i imagine its a skaventide- vermintide reference and a reference to nercromunda's rat skins

arctic talon
dark moon
storm jungle
outer wave
#

I love that the events have basically been: "If you finish the event, you get rat tail!"

hallow plover
#

It's alright. Next event we get a genestealer arm

lament shoal
#

@storm jungle genestealers mentioned, kill that guy

storm jungle
#

roger that, killing that guy

sacred bluff
#

I'M lowkey rooting for Artamax...

storm jungle
#

whos Artamax