#40k-lore-chat
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very optimistic
the original concept for 3 was never good to begin with
isaac's story ended perfectly
in 2
It was fine
just badly executed
Its okay Isaac lives happily in Fortnite now
Too many games abbreviate to DS smh
NOOOO LEMME OUT
what was it originally
it cant end any other way
Gonna need a flashlight for how dark it is
isaac gets dementia
like regular dementia or marker dementia
it can tbh
regular dementia
we know the creators got the entire thing planned out when they saw how successful DS1 was
they had a story plan all laid out
they can essentially write anything for it
ye we know a bit about 4's planned story
idk the franchise was better when isaac was just trying to survive
the brethren moons were also already present in 3 and they had plans of bringing them over to 4, they had also teased Gabe Weller coming back since his dlc ends on a misteryous note
3 had to much active involvement
in 1 and 2 you're just trying to gtfo
wdym "also present"
it was literally the game they appeared in you dingus

arguably in 2 hes actively trying to destroy the marker by chapter 6
also nobody gives a shit about Weller
yeah but that's because he's forced to at that point
since he'll just die otherwise
he needed that eye needle too
to be fair that entire thing was dumb too
very crucial to the plot
UAAARAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LOBOTOMY
Also FYI this is me when anyone mentions genestealers
you just have so little control over what's happening in 2 i love it
everybody's trying to use you
nah he didnt need that to survive, the operation is there only to encrypt the marker message so he can communicate with it better
He deffo did
i thought the eye needle stopped the hallucinations
it didnt
is that post game lore
Or death guard lmao
to be fair death guard are at least cool
the allucinations only stopped when he killed nicole in his head, getting over her death and his grief
Guys they teased a DG terminator boss trust
thats what allowed him to stop the marker allucinations
❌
Im weak
Jay is a poet with words
with the sentences that come out in this chat 💀
him and nolan were already doing eye surgery well before the start of 2
nah they werent
nolan grayson?
LMAO
like Issac
JAY
did not just catching strays about his dead gf 
Hey the bug terrorists are cool too :(
omni man in DS2
are viltrumites immune to mind controll?
Omniman is my favorite dead space character
Yes
anyway someone ragebait this guy
omniman would solo a brethren moon
This scene went so hard ngl
its so fucking good
reminder that they can travel the universe fast as shit and we dont even know how many are there
the fact that it shows he can just destroy an entire planet in seconds too lol
Okay cool
so can Omniman
lmao
bro has no idea
viltrumites or the moons
i genuinely cant tell
im pretty sure his visions never went away issac is still a tweaker
Viltrumites
he stayed there for 8 months though
Thats time dialation
8 months in earth time
no
yes
For him it was only like a few hours at most
its literally said in the episode
he was forcing them to make a portal for him too so we dont know how much time he was actually spending destroying shit
time for them passes faster than for us
Okay thats what we are saying
he grows a full beard when he comes back
but the 8 months is something he tells us in the comics
idk if he does say it in the series
He does
the flaxans come back later
he literally fucking says it lmao
Yes, months in EARTH time
Nah I know lmao
but like im not gonna not interact because one guy is a crybaby in a chat full of people
brother, time for the flaxans passes quicker
wait i thought he spent 8 months in their time
He did
mark was still in highschool when he came back
yeah
Aware
only a couple days passed for earth
Keep pushing 
i thought flaxans were the bug people
not the other dimension guys
he did
then whyd you say it passed in earth time
I think Fash is just strawmanning ngl
flaxans are the ones that invaded with those bracelets that slow their rapid aging
this guy is like saying one thing
oh
who are the bug people then again
where mark's brother comes from
Thraxans
the not-tau are Flaxxans
THATS THE SAME WORD
flaxians
JAY IS RIGHT
IM LOSING MY MIND
im so fucking mad rn
Lmao
kirkman when he has to think of alien race name
the name's ok
I read that as flex seal
yeah it's around 2 days earth time
was flex tape legit
Yeah it was
Yes
we dont got that here
its actually pretty good
Very much so
ye people use it
also the announcer guy is pretty fun
it's paper that sticks
I follow his socials, he's funny lol
cant say Ive ever use it kekw
americans use it a lot from what i've seen
some paper claims it sticks but it doesnt
idk outside america
thats literally every product
lol
can flex tape fix my broken marriage
so it is a scam uh
maybe flex seal can fix the leaks
They're wrong and should be sentenced to eating nothing but lunchly for the rest of their lives
can flex tape tape me forever
lack of nutrients would kill em in 2 months
That or the mold
lead poisoning
That too lol
if you eat it sure
I like my cheese moldy bruh
that ain't no cheese
.....are you speaking from experience
mfer was selling paint
i like my cheese edible bruh
I'm confident the sticky stuff on flex tape would kill someone eventually
can't be healthy
I like my cheese how i like my women
uhhhh
eatable
Logan Mold
people that like cheese pulls are vile beings that dont deserve good things
yeah like they love seperating a cross sectioned sandwich and the cheese remains a constant string
any form of food manipulation that is not done to get it to your mouth is fake and stupid
its disgusting
based as fuck
you are disgusting
I only eat raw meat
your cheese should not be rubber
i like my cheese drippy bruh...
I am severely ill
thats just for social media dude
I like my cheese moldy bruh...
No this is a thing you're wrong and breathing heavily
when somebody cooks something super nice and then destroys it in their meaty hands to make a crunch sound
ASMR is a plague on this sacred earth
I like my jiz[REDACTED]
you'd know jay
AAAAAA
i do not want cheese that takes 15 business days to climb down my throat
steroid king*
idk if thats worse ngl
He would NEVER

HE WOULD NEVER
I only eat raw meat ! (and steroid)
Gonna shove these syringes up your-
yeah because you drink so much your liver became a superliver
oh you like cheese climbing down your throat aint ya
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goatis is a specimen
mfer will tell you dont go to the gym then start preaching about how eating raw meat will save you
i made a sandwich rn and I think its so good I should be allowed into heaven despite my personality
imagine spending your whole life trying to become strong only for a 2007 honda civic to be stronger than you
posted by machine cult gang
Palifreak
did you grill it
the woke mob 😔
the DEI....
I DID GRILL IT
if you don't eat stuff you've killed yourself you're a sedentaroid and probably took the agricultural-pill
ok i'll let you in just come 'round the back of heaven
was there a cheese pull?
What’s with the cheese pull shit bruh
play with them sister
what if i kill pet dogs on weekends to eat their hearts
Soft is being a psycho
nothing new
you speak like youre getting there yourself lol
HOW
Idk what this cheese nonsense is about but I could go for a bit of cheese and crackers
what does that mean LMAO
you are like that guy in the opening of Edgerunners
Cheese pulls are so artificial its so NASTY
tweaking out 24/7
It's like people who go fishing but the fishes got released in the pond 10 minutes ago
I am, naturally. I've comitted no sins or grievances against anyone + could beat up gaben or whatever the gatekeeper is called
you're right i should go hunt for wild dogs instead
what if they go sleeping with these fishes you speak of?
Because they don’t pretend they’re not psychopaths
you can't sleep underwater
that and the Payday 2 cops
some men
Speaking of
do be sleepy
in the water
Gotta read this soon
i can't be the only male who has daydreamed of killing a black bear with a tanto knife
I could definitely take on a bull moose no problems
Didn't cyberpunk have a comic about the trauma squad too?
yeah they did
One of the Max-Tac officers when at half HP literally screams about how your family is next
I love trauma squad
LOL
it is based in fantasy
it was one of the first comics they did
imagine being known as the guy who killed a bear with a knife
Yeah the trauma team comic is good
that's life changing
Trauma team is like
also speaking of
i made a meme on a trauma team shard i found ingame
HOW DID THIS GET 10K FUCKING UPVOTES
idk they're pretty bad
SERIOUSLY
i have it
reading comics? funko pop collector pilled
shitposts getting the most attention is classic
ITS ONLINE
They do what you pay them to and provide a lifesaving service for(relatively) cheap
that edit took me like 5m to do too lmao
my favourite remains the one with the maelstrom falling in love
Oh my god lol
the one where they get a guy to film a braindance without him knowing is also good
every artist has this moment where a doodle gets them more attention than the piece that took them 5 months
the doodles are funnier artists should man up and make more
no

ironic considering the worthikids pfp
the labubu guy only makes those
somebody who only makes peak
who the fuck is worthikids
animator
the client too broke for evac to be approved 😭
legit peak
too bad worthikids took down that one with the skeleton singing in the desert but the singer did turn out to be a pedo
LMAO
Why is it always pedos
oh my god
cant they do a acceptable crime?
like tax fraud?

You gotta live on the edge a little
can they just die before being pedos thx
Also like
They already lost 2 AVs
Why the fuck would they send a third
That’s literally just getting more people killed
Like it’s completely logical from a not letting people die standpoint
because its their own men
You’re risking more people’s lives in a situation where it’s already fucked lol
Yeah but thats not why they are saying no?
Yeah so why the fuck would they send more
send dudes
they are saying no because they dont have the right subscription
WE ARE GETTING SLAUGHETERED BRUH
HELP
It is, it says only 2 AVs are allocated to that situation max
salvaging what's left probably saves more money in the long time than sending more trained lads to die it's fine
if they werent gold they would get more
skill issue
2 presumably got shot down
wolf is clearly a corp
but what im saying is the client being gold policy is whats stopping them from sending a third not their wish to keep people alive
Can take the corpo out of a rat but can’t take the rat out of a corpo
It’s both, it’s a resource and cost game
stop being a corpo!!!!
No
I would imagine in a less corporate dystopia world saving your client and the fellow man is a worthy thing 
They'd 100% send a third if the client could afford it
time for a full body conversion dudeman
Trauma team in 2045 also doesn’t send more then 2 AVs if one gets shot down lol
why would you be anything than a corpo and die of stress at 33
whatever they are now lol
So that’s my logic
i like the idea that everything outside night city is ok
yea thas why issa corporate hellhole when its run entirely by logic xd
Shit is ass
like if you exit the map area you'd find that the world is doing fine actually
I’m ngl if I was dispatch I’d feel bad sending another fucking team lol
are we talking about real life or cyberpunk 
Because they’ve shot down 2 AVs already
cyberpunk
Which means they prolly can shoot down a third no problem
*LA
calisuck this dick
Okay sure
damn
I dont think the dispatcher even have feelings considering what the corporate world has made them
imagine managing to escape california and you're still in the usa
Not actually
They might 💀
It varies
also being like detached completely from the action
is really easy to see everything as a numbers game
irl dispatchers are also very detached i can easily bet that cyberpunk dystopia ones are too lol
Because its funny
😭
my best memes barely go past 5k
this was new to me
Prolly lol
Have you heard the NCPD dispatch ingame
I had to call the local emergency line a few weeks ago and the dispatcher didn't give a singular fuck lmbo
She sounds so done with life
also guys
I called the police because I found a stash of insane shit hidden in some trees and they got mad at me lmfao
I have the definitive answer don't worry
Wonder if it was meant for a sting lmao
ask away
"haha can we get something to eat after this? hehehe"
turns out warden's car got broken into and some dude was hoarding prisoner information and bus transcripts
LOL
I'd found someone completely alone who'd fallen and couldn't get up and was completely delirious and the dispatcher just told me to sort it out myself it was really funny in hindsight
Im just saying they hate elves
BOO
LMAO
we cant have an elf hater in the same room
damn wtf
enforce the rules at your leisure thogg don't care
Block him back
i wish i could ban my crush until they start paying attention to me /j
Anyways Arasaka is gona bounce back in 2078 because the status quo can never change in cyberpunk
lol
yeaaa servers pretty laxed
Time for Michiko to take over the family business I guess lol
Real
when even hank talks about politics once in gen 💀
this one isnt too bad but i just think its so unappetizing
Politics this politics that, here’s why I think we should make Nurgle the head of sanitation
they'll have to choose for Orion
i vote for slaneesh for the excess sanitation
Nothing is cleaner than being welcomed into Nurgle’s embrace
Anyways what’s the least bad gang in 2077 that’s based in night city
You get to pick once
i hope they keep somethings ambiguous
Moxx
And there’s a right answer
Dilara you should turn this into the type of server where people can get banned for harmless silly usernames. 
Good job
I wish 😔
i'd say the mox?
The drg server is unironically like that
No they don’t, they don’t need to have Arasaka be the focal point so they don’t need to bring anything up
Will the mod team act this lax when, I, a European, start my in-depth rant about gypsies ?
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Judge Claude Frollo?
Corporate center getting nuked was old news by 2028
damn and DRG has the chillest community
💀
And then by 2045 the only reason it’s talked about is because part of night city is a radioactive shithole
I got muted there bc i made fun of jan 6th
advocate for western colonialism back in the middle east easy
I got banned for having "ceo" in my name and then all the mod dick riders got on my case when I made a post about it asking for help
LMAO
yeah no the DRG server sucks
the mods are assholes too
idk they could also just make V a canon legend and give them a fully canon background
They could
Anyways
I interacted in it once because I had a question regarding the board game and they basically just called me stupid
im so glad the community is starting to reject helldivers 2 btw
The game or the discord server?
Corporate facism is my favorite flavor of corporatism in cyberpunk
Same but mine was making a diggy diggy hole joke. They threatened me with a ban lol
Cause I heard the HD2 server is crap
I'm unbanned now but everyone I interacted with there disappeared and I don't know anyone anymore. It literally just feels like that one phantom liberty ending where V disappears into the crowd 😭
HD2 community is genuinely vile
HUH????
Oh yeah def
it's maelstrom they're chill smile
yeah but the game is literally bricking people's PC's now
Even more so after the whole 250th anniversary thing for the marine
💀
"it gets spammed too much"
oh yea the USMC thing with HD2 theme 😭
my pc can brick itself
Booooo
thx u very much
I cant hold that against them Darktide damaged by CPU beyond repair
i actually hated how not prevalent militech was within 2077 they get to be a gang with their own zone in nc but like
They play favorites too it sucks
^^^^^^^^
Maelstorm is as chill as a buisness major on fent
imagine DRG mods seeing #zealot-class for the 1st time
They had a cut ending btw
lol
wtf how
Also not allowed to discuss politics when the game is satire of the american war machine
Ahh, the NKVD treatment. 
Legit the whole situation i had there actually made me fall out of playing drg for like a year
To me, the HD2 server sounds like Twitch
you 🫵 play favourites, won't even ban the other mods
I have no idea my CPU just did not like that game
Which would make a full blown hot corporate war(potentially)
either that or they'd just funnel you a bunch of shit to break in
Trust me if I could I would 
(this is a joke)
cut for time constraints or because it didnt fit
Accuse them of heresy
Cut for time constraints
they needed a whole questline imo
We do guilty before proven innocent here
Meredith and River were both gona be more involved

in the main plot line
btw
River was gona be the one who found you in the dump originally
lol
Violently accurate statement
just realized that
Corpo or Streetkid fit best
gyps- i mean aldecaldos

corpo is the more interesting one because it contrasts with johnny' charachter

but Corpo constrats the most with johnny
V being corpo and at a relatively high position in Arasaka at 23
and has the most satisfying like, connection
imo
I think that makes the case for Corpo even better
the insane stress that they suffer at probably late teens 💀
You have your complete opposite stuck in your mind and taking over
Tbf
Corpo V was likely groomed for their job
since their parents are also Corpos lol
luck and competence are the basis for early growth in the corpo world irl too

New fun fact for you all. There has been a study that discovered that chatgpt and other programs similar to it can be actually given brain rot.
and nepotism 95% of the time
you know what I mean
Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today
oh fr
its mentioned in the tiny blurb
lol
that you get right before you finalize character creation
Corpo v has some karen dialogue options its funny
My fav is streetkid tho
“I didn’t say you could think” 🗣️ 🔥
the lore around 2077 is great
but I cant get past the gameplay and the lack of RPG 😭
guys can we get Edgerunners S2 yet
Where he's just the hero
i wanna see that child get torn apart by Adam
no full body conversion
midrunners season poo
-20 out of 10
shut the fuck up
I wanna see Adam continue to be the boogeyman
Give the necrons brain rot?
Yeahhh my problem with it too
Or that one where he literally asks to talk to the bartender's supervisor 😭
I hope edgerunners season 2 isn't Arasaka focused
tbh
Give me another corp
plenty to pick from lol
edgerunners s2 will be about Nivida
biotechnica death squads now
Here is the study: https://llm-brain-rot.github.io/
New finding: LLMs Can Get Brain Rot if being fed trivial, engaging Twitter/X content.
*Samsung
Thats gas actually
Scrapcode
first IRL corp
i wish
*Smangsmug 
tbf LLMs are like
edgerunners season 2 but its just gonna show you 10 episodes of South Korean corpo life
I cause your galaxy to explode in your hand and I end my turn
That tells you to commit crimes
@spring cairn you ever play gun bebop recently
shits kinda foul
elon musk circa 2025
Doesn't this dude get strangled to death from above or something lol
Yeah he gets noosed
Ofc he did
i hate bebop
hulk fans are crazy
so no
sojaking at hulk but red
space marine fans in a different skin
you are missing out
i'll play bebop when he gets his re-design
Tbf Red Hulk does a lot of stuff different
Hes red for an amazing reason
Always had them.
I watched neon prime vids and I actually start dying when I saw all the earlier art designs and then modern bebop
genuinely had me cackling
using them for the love of the game just like the Goat
have you seen
💀
fuck
Its so fucking ass bro
you beat me to it
Red Hulk venomized and a Ghost Rider
went from one of the worst designs to one of the best
holy shit
literally miles
MILES MORALES
TRUE
Still not as bad as Miles Morales’s suit in Spiderman 2
im lowk excited for that like spiderman character they have in the sandbox
hasn't changed
where they can sling freely and can like spawna pillar
Mo and krill lmao
paradox they got her a tie and called it a day
that's the monkey boy that could teleport from that old xmans cartoon
maurice, sdiyb
they'll get their re-design by 2028 when the game launches in EA
THATS LITERALLY K2-SO
at least yam looks sick as hell
I just want Deadlock to come to console
it won't
It has controller support already
it's an actual mod btw
no clue if there's even a base for it
This guy looks like an asshole
Xbox has a few mobas. We got Smite, Paragon, we had Battleborn
Which I miss
I forgot
I want Battleborn back dammit
I lowkey hope they never expand on it
This fits well actually, I've seen a mod that puts Raise Up Your Bat on one of his abilities
Sounds about right
Isn’t Lash mainly playing a. Character based on the dialogue?
Like he’ll be an asshole but he won’t be outright evil?
i like the mega asriel skull thing on the badge
And he is playing a character(to an extent)
he's still an asshole irl
he's just not as much of one
Meanwhile Abrams wants no one to touch his book
abrams don't even wanna touch the book
he wants out NOW
ngl
his wish is to get fucking rid of it
even if he says "dropping in" white ulting
because he only breaks character like
twice in game
and both are because of Viper

is this game balanced well?
noyes
smite
Isn’t Warden supposed to get a massive redesign?
in my opinion it's actually decenlty balanced
was on console i think
warden is getting a massive redesign with a cape
smite sucks though
for a moba
its like
Batman
worse balanced then league but better balanced then DOTA or HOTs
Smite 2 is getting better balance wise tbh
Just needs the gods to be brought back
Hypergoner which is even funnier if she is the knight since it has that exact fucking attack
I'm just making that joke about Icefrog
yeah which means the bar is chilling in hell
worse balance than league???
"yeah thats fine, ship it"
who would I play if I want to be a tanky team player?
not in the last half a decade
abums
Abrams, Victor, Lady Geist
Mo And Krill
https://fxtwitter.com/Eliphusz/status/1980632073296834690 DOTAS balancing is just survival of the fittest
if ur knew play abrums
mnk
and gt
I was so hoping you’d say Lash lmao
I can't wait for Venator fuck hunting vamps I'm hunting Hitler and mussolini
gt if u want to be hitler
lash is like
and mnk if u want to be mussolini
I know about Doorman mainly cause of his FLINT LOCKWOOD run
bro when does this game come out lol
this time, i mean it, new main
i've said it for every char release
but this time its fr
And maybe not even icefrog
ngl I have one complaint about pockets redesign
its that their hand holding the briefcase
isn't fucked up now
though maybe that comes later
i hope venator is mega supernaturalcist
tbf
all the cool lines
he's literally part of the
imagine
i'll send gaben an email
yeah the supernatural kkk
inb4 "your son deserved to burn"
and start interactions
What’s up with the Elvis looking dude and the murder hobo voiced by Matthew Mercer?
even better
Elvis dude is a monster hunter who may or may not be a werewolf
This is Shiv we’re talking about right?
Murder hobo is literally a vampire murder hobo serial killer who likes horrifically killing people
yea
and yes this is Shiv we're talking about
Shiv has a model in code where he's a werewolf thing
pompadour guy
may or may not be scrapped
yeah uh about that model
Patrons refer to him being more "savage" and shit
he looks more like a were mole
lol
lmao
same difference
I think I like the cowgirl and the cute girl with all the books
bwahahaa
Me at 3am raiding the fridge
Holiday is like
idk how to feel about her kit lol
it feels weird
her model is also old and from Neon Prime
All I know is I suck at aiming
holiday can only do barrel nuke and fun jumpack tech
So revolver characters are immediately extremely hard for me to play
it's entertaining but i'd love for her gun to be good
she's a sheriff with a big iron, who builds spirit to not suck
What abiut book girl
Is she a tried and true support
she's a good support yes
Why is she down horrific for Victor
Do you really need to ask that?
No

glorious abs
I’ve seen the books they have in the stores
I guess victor prolly doesn't smell like a corpse
and they make Slaanesh look like a saint
based on how everyone talks to him
@spring cairn is it bad I lowkey miss the old item system
yeah
cuz it was poopoo
I pronounce these brownies… done
and now I must wait for them to cool down
wonder what the sapphire flame is gona look like
same twin
ye
Why's she so wiiiiiiiide in this art
horizontally blessed
i really want a character thats just an old like 60's cartoon come to life
so whimsical
so silly
What is this lol? A rat tail?
oh thats a funny reference to a few things
i imagine its a skaventide- vermintide reference and a reference to nercromunda's rat skins
Honestly could be possible lol
It’s peak, is what it is. 
Mmmm food
I love that the events have basically been: "If you finish the event, you get rat tail!"
It's alright. Next event we get a genestealer arm
@storm jungle genestealers mentioned, kill that guy
roger that, killing that guy
I'M lowkey rooting for Artamax...

