bro is guffle pusmaw maxing
#40k-lore-chat
queen laurel
hallow plover
Never played warframe but when I just saw this "Grendel" I thought it was a bastard 343i spartan armor design
vagrant fox
he eats people with his belly mouth and slowly digests them
hallow plover
That's 
vagrant fox
more vore fetishism in my games, unfortunately
storm jungle
👎
vagrant fox
I must complain about everything
hallow plover
Completely understandable and relatable
queen laurel
he eats people with his belly mouth and slowly digests them
is this guy bad at bosses because he needs enemies or no
vagrant fox
At bare minimum good enough because he's naturally tanky to begin with and a lot of bosses have chaff running around for him to snack and heal off
queen laurel
At bare minimum good enough because he's naturally tanky to begin with and a lot...
welp that's good at least
vagrant fox
at this point I can mod any frame to be practically immortal anyways so I don't think it matters much in the end
celest cedar
rocky gale
This is the single greatest thing of all time
storm jungle
gooners......
storm jungle
queen laurel
gooners......
Dilara every time a remotely attractive women is shown to her
storm jungle
Dilara every time a remotely attractive women is shown to her
its LoL art. Death.
arctic talon
This is the single greatest thing of all time
remote wadi
Bile would be like finnaly Ur back I was wondering when I would have a suitable leader
Meanwhile guiliman would be insta slapped
celest cedar
This is the single greatest thing of all time
LoL splash art goes unironically hard
I wanna be as good oneday..
arctic talon
Tbh skin splash art varies wildly in quality
Actual champion splash art is always good imo
wintry cloud
This is the single greatest thing of all time
I hate league of legends with every fiber within my body
vagrant fox
mobas 
wintry cloud
Not the art team
Not the lore team
Not the dudes at the bottom ofc
Everytime i hear about league its some new 500 dollar skin gacha
vagrant fox
yea I don't think I'll even try Bloodlines 2 via alternative means even, at least there's new Rick Schaffer music
wintry cloud
Or AI
rocky gale
I hate league of legends with every fiber within my body
Thankfully you've not got many fibres
wintry cloud
Arcane was the last good thing though
I did love arcane
It baffles me how astronomical that show was
storm jungle
Arcane is a tour de force
wintry cloud
Relative to the game
storm jungle
It baffles me how astronomical that show was
I was one of the fools who completely ignored it
lament shoal
We can finally be bees
Mark, I made a steak
wintry cloud
Okay i will admit season 2 starts getting a little weird
But arcane is amazing
I still hate riot
Id be lying if i said i didnt shed a tear twice
rocky gale
Season 2 is pretty doodoofart on the whole tbh
wintry cloud
True
storm jungle
Season 2 is pretty doodoofart on the whole tbh
Wrong.
rocky gale
Like I still cried like a baby
storm jungle
Its not great but its still an amazing watch
it goes from like
"Okay this is a bit lame"
to
"HOLY FUCK"
repeatedly
storm jungle
wintry cloud
S2 was some good slop
static wren
arcane s2 mentioned wish i could go back
celest cedar
dont @ me ekko x jink > caitvi
rocky gale
The writers brilliant plan "Shit how do we resolve the societal inequality of Piltover and Zaun, the generations of resentment, exploitation and repression?"
"Okay so first Piltover starts using Zaun's ventilation system to gas it's citizens, then it aligns with Noxus the brutal Fascists who then repress and exploit Zaun ever harder"
"Okay I feel like that just makes the situation worse"
"But then Noxus alligns itself with Wizard Jesus who wants to forcefully evolve everyone into ballerina dolls."
"Oh.....okay, right and how does that solve any of the issues between Piltover and Zaun?"
"They have to work together to beat them"
"Oh and then they just forget all of their problems?"
"Yep"
celest cedar
yeaahh
they completely glossed over the fact Cait was conducting gas warfare on people lol
static wren
lets us use this toxic gas to flush out criminals with pinpoint accuracy in the least ventilated place in the entire setting
celest cedar
I feel like a lot of her actions are excused because of the whole cute lesbian thing. But like.....Cait physically assaulted Vi 😭
wintry cloud
Yeah the plot turned into like a anime naruto thing when viktor suddenly ascended into godhood???
Hello POLITICS?? Where did it all go
raven stone
I know we are talking about the “TV” show (Arcane)
But the other Arcane is also a banger.
wintry cloud
Also nazi caitlyn was interesting
celest cedar
DUDE
I would love Cait's arc more if she became even more nazi
at least thats more interesting than what we got in S2
celest cedar
Yeah the plot turned into like a anime naruto thing when viktor suddenly ascende...
they wanted the show to be more in line with LoL's lore afaik
arctic talon
Also nazi caitlyn was interesting
Heil noxus
Well viktor is a completely dif character
lol
celest cedar
because S1 was as popular as it was
rocky gale
It's so much more fucked up than just gassing them, like Piltover basically forces Zaun to live in an Asbestos factory, then after generations they say "Fine we'll build some protections to stop you all dieing from the Asbestos" and then when things gets rough they use those protections to funnel Asbestos into your homes
arctic talon
They went through several iterations of him
Is the issue
The viktor in arcane wasn’t even mechanical lol
Which is whatever
lofty mason
If Terra were to fall, are there any "backup" worlds that the Imperium can use as the capital?
arctic talon
Also Ambessa being explicitly a facist in her book is hilarious lol
arctic talon
If Terra were to fall, are there any "*backup*" worlds that the Imperium can use...
No
rocky gale
The resolution of Viktors arc was also just awful
wintry cloud
If Terra were to fall, are there any "*backup*" worlds that the Imperium can use...
That’s GG
Humanity is done for
arctic talon
Also funny how viktor is the only character in arcane with a mysterious fate
static wren
viktor was my favourite character and they turned him into a nonsensical wizard dude
arctic talon
Bcs everyone else’s universe page is like
Modern time
Viktors isn’t
He’s still fucking gone lol
Anyways next show is NOXUS
wintry cloud
If it ever comes out
rocky gale
"You never needed to change, you were already perfect" he was literally terminally ill with days left to live because he was exposed to toxic waste while growing up in Zaun
arctic talon
But whatever
celest cedar
anything that fortiche put out is worth a netflix sub just so I can watch early lol
sacred bluff
wintry cloud
"You never needed to change, you were already perfect" he was literally terminal...
This is unfortunately true i fear 😭
storm jungle
"You never needed to change, you were already perfect" he was literally terminal...
Its not that deep shut up!!!
arctic talon
Anyways Noxus is my second favorite region in runeterra
storm jungle
also yoink
rocky gale
The fucking resolution of his arc was that he should have just accepted he was dieing because Piltover poisoned his home and that trying to save himself was a crime?
arctic talon
The fucking resolution of his arc was that he should have just accepted he was d...
The resolution is that he shouldn’t have become an eldritch abomination and forcibly ascend everyone
wintry cloud
We all saw the uh
Scene where jinx went off to probably off herself and then vi and cait decided to make out
celest cedar
yea
rocky gale
Atleast Maddie is alive and well
wintry cloud
Good ol maddie
celest cedar
I really dont like cait vi 💀
wintry cloud
Good ol maddie
Got what she deserved
arctic talon
I like it
wintry cloud
Very satisfying death tbh
arctic talon
She’s my goat
rocky gale
Got what she deserved
A happy life
static wren
the episode that finally slowed the show down and its just ekko dancing with a pre rizzed jinx in someone else's body
arctic talon
I assure you general medarda
storm jungle
the episode that finally slowed the show down and its just ekko dancing with a p...
nah that was peak
arctic talon
Fucking Caitlyn is essential
celest cedar
I love that episode
storm jungle
Fucking Caitlyn is essential
dude
celest cedar
powder...
storm jungle
i was watching that with my friend
celest cedar
storm jungle
and when they reveal shes a spy
he just shouted
"YOU SENT HER TO FUCKING FUCK ME????"
wintry cloud
https://tenor.com/view/jinx-ekko-timebomb-jinx-arcane-arcane-jinx-gif-4280124787...
This shouldve been an entire episode
Idk
I wanted it to be
storm jungle
warmason deez-
arctic talon
Not the first time or the last
storm jungle
arctic talon
celest cedar
Maddie took her spy business seriously
wintry cloud
no happy endings
Dude gets left alone in a alleyway or something bro like 😭😭😭
celest cedar
KGB trained ahh spy
wintry cloud
Give ekko SOMETHING
storm jungle
KGB trained ahh spy
"I enjoyed your warmth."
arctic talon
storm jungle
NAHHHH 💀 💀 🥀
arctic talon
Goated quote
storm jungle
HOMEGIRL IS CRAZY
rocky gale
TBF Cait did cheat on Maddie, so execution is a fair response
arctic talon
Ambessa’s book is good tbh
static wren
that was such a manufactured "cheer now" moment 😔
arctic talon
Highly recommend
storm jungle
that was such a manufactured "cheer now" moment 😔
"manufactured"
chat beat this guy up
celest cedar
well
storm jungle
gonna manufacture his demise
celest cedar
you heard what piss name says
static wren
me rn
storm jungle
literally
rocky gale
Yea it was pretty scripted
static wren
one could say there was a script
storm jungle
scout from serverblight
STOP IT 😭
storm jungle
one could say there was a script
static wren
https://tenor.com/view/truth-is-the-game-was-rigged-from-shot-kill-gif-13763696
arcane s2 just sets off something feral in me 😔 forgive me
arctic talon
Do you guys think Ambessa was mad when noxus outlawed slavery
Considering she’s head of a noble house
It’s a lot of money to lose
celest cedar
I imagine there goes a source of cheap/unpaid labor
arctic talon
From a noble house that’s facing financial issues already
celest cedar
unless the slave system isnt like chattel
languid meadow
I mean yeah isn't her house full in on weapons manufacturing
arctic talon
unless the slave system isnt like chattel
It is
languid meadow
losing a lot of unpaid labour is crazy for her
arctic talon
I mean yeah isn't her house full in on weapons manufacturing
House medarda deals in projectile weaponry and gunpowder ye
vagrant fox
idk anything about arcanes or who ambessa is or whatever they're right to be upset by being deprived of their labour
arctic talon
Also being warmongers but that comes with the noxus
celest cedar
ay who know what I wanna be tho, that blonde twink she has
vagrant fox
at least post the isekai john brown
arctic talon
Darkwill fan girl
Her dreams being I want to get even more power and oppress the weak
My goat
She's like genuinely an awful mother as well, emotionally and physically abusive
Still a great character
represents Noxus perfectly pre Trifarax takeover lol
rocky gale
"I am banishing you because you make me feel emotions and emotions are cringe" she is pretty based
static wren
ambessa shocked warwick 😔
storm jungle
arctic talon
Ambessa represents the mother who neglects
Aside from when she feels it impacts her image
Then she becomes abusive
storm jungle
We knew she was peak feminity the moment she broke that twink
static wren
did he live
celest cedar
I hope not
arctic talon
As far as we know yeah
arctic talon
Still funny how Piltover and Zaun splitting up
Was infinitely better for both of them
And being independent nations
rocky gale
They don't even get independence in the show, just a single seat on the Council
arctic talon
Not yet
Too many chem barons rn lol
She’s only got one under her thumb, and only barely
remote wadi
Just let her cook
languid meadow
5 thousand more recruits to Urgot
languid meadow
ambessa shocked warwick 😔
median star
the elder gods will hear of this
celest cedar
raiden no...
prime seal
raiden from fortnite?
celest cedar
aah Mujin put out a good video explaining the whole collargate scandal
prime seal
no edit will ever be as fun as the mk one
prime seal
aah Mujin put out a good video explaining the whole collargate scandal
collargate?
oh people are actually calling it that
surreal nest
aah Mujin put out a good video explaining the whole collargate scandal
If you are watching video essays on twitch drama you actually need to be tortured
prime seal
People can do what they want
he's not wrong though
celest cedar
I put on essays on random things as I work lol
celest cedar
otherwise its music most of the time
surreal nest
I don’t give a shit about this drama tbh
i care more that nurgle's greatest streamer said police need to start killing protestors
these streamers are fucking lunatics
surreal nest
e celebrity ego is crazy
celest cedar
its them being surrounded by yes men (the subs)
arctic talon
Asmon is like actually mentally ill
prime seal
Asmongold is fucking insane
he doesnt understand or know what he's talking about but he talks
celest cedar
so it creates echo chambers where someone can say anything and at least 1 guy will agree
arctic talon
He needs professional help
surreal nest
northen lion will only ever be god's gift
arctic talon
northen lion will only ever be god's gift
He started playing more gacha games 💀
surreal nest
He started playing more gacha games 💀
god bless his soul
arctic talon
Uma musume was his gateway drug
surreal nest
he just wants to feel something
arctic talon
My cousin likes to install gacha games, spend all the free currency and then uninstall them
glossy sonnet
average nurgle worshipper
arctic talon
I don’t know why she does this
median star
arctic talon
rocky gale
and a guy potentially tried to kill Emiru and Twitch's response wasn't to call the police or detain him in any way, but was instead to give the guy a 30 day chat ban on Twitch.
rocky gale
Yea, but he was allegedly reaching for a knife in his pocket when security pushed him off of her
celest cedar
its SA yea
surreal nest
and a guy potentially tried to kill Emiru and Twitch's response wasn't to call t...
And then Grummz said "finally she will get red pilled" or some shit
surreal nest
prime seal
Yea, but he was allegedly reaching for a knife in his pocket when security pushe...
should've kept a gun up his ass
arctic talon
Yea, but he was allegedly reaching for a knife in his pocket when security pushe...
Guh
prime seal
no one would look there
celest cedar
this guy hates women
arctic talon
And then Grummz said "finally she will get red pilled" or some shit
I’m not sure how almost getting sexually assaulted would make you hate women
surreal nest
oh my god grummz make an entire post about how HE IS COMPARING TWITCH'S RULES AND ENFORCEMENT TO DEMOCRATIC CITIES
WHAT THE FUCK
prime seal
what does that even mean
arctic talon
what does that even mean
Grummz is a weird right wing “gamer” grifter
rocky gale
Grumz is an idiot is what it means
prime seal
isnt the redpill estrogen
rocky gale
isnt the redpill estrogen
People like to overlook that bit
glossy sonnet
The red pill is a cherry Mike & Ikes
surreal nest
I am not sending it because he starts ranting about children and diapers for some reason but he made like a bullet point and the first one is "2 tier justice system" and he starts talking about how Twitch, like democrat cities, is hypocritical in their policy
Just so mentally unwell
twitch doesnt have a justice system buddy its a rules and regulations
vague flare
Just so mentally unwell
Just like nearly every single alt-right nut job :3
rocky gale
It's ironic that Grummz hates women and trans people, yet pretended to be a woman online when he was running his fetish website
celest cedar
far rightist..
celest cedar
spoon ear..
wintry cloud
spoon ear..
I need this to be one of yrliets lines in rogue trader
arctic talon
I dislike grummz
Smh
Only thing I agreed with him on is him saying boba is Taiwanese
On god
Aside from that throw him into the contraption
prime seal
get out of my face...
arctic talon
celest dome
Only thing I agreed with him on is him saying boba is Taiwanese
Do people claim it isn't ?
vagrant fox
taiwan, japan, what's the difference
celest dome
huh 
nocturne crest
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1395727180830478381/1427719159227093065/I...
prime seal
https://tenor.com/view/elliered-blue-elf-beauty-gif-19466797
pelinal victim
arctic talon
taiwan, japan, what's the difference
prime seal
https://tenor.com/view/hasan-kaya-shock-shocked-shock-collar-gif-797446659390900...
wtf he striked back
celest dome
https://tenor.com/view/hasan-kaya-shock-shocked-shock-collar-gif-797446659390900...
AI stuff is verboten here
nocturne crest
Sorry, but it's just too funny to me.
celest cedar
verboten
prime seal
AI stuff is verboten here
the chat stayed in place
nocturne crest
Aw.
vagrant fox
https://tenor.com/view/grinding-meat-jess-pryles-mincing-meat-preparing-a-ground...
if you do this i'll curse you to listen to nothing but cui jian
celest cedar
oh no...a pretty elf
arctic talon
if you do this i'll curse you to listen to nothing but cui jian
You can’t do this to me
rocky gale
oh no...a pretty elf
My wife's prettier
celest cedar
My wife's prettier
I can understand the vision
arctic talon
Every baldurs gate 3 party character is pretty
celest cedar
Every baldurs gate 3 party character is pretty
celest dome
Have you lot seen those "beauty" mods for BG3 💀
More specifically for Laezel and Karlach
surreal nest
Every baldurs gate 3 party character is pretty
made my dwarf look like Geralt this is true
celest cedar
Gortash my king
rocky gale
Also honourable mention for Minthara and her puppy dog eyes
celest cedar
we love unethical businessmen with ambitions of tyranny
celest cedar
Have you lot seen those "beauty" mods for BG3 💀
More specifically for Laezel a...
I hate those
arctic talon
But they didn’t have the artificer class in BG3
arctic talon
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1266674628407857207/1418133010271703133...
Holy shit it’s him
surreal nest
"i love lightning" or some shit
vagrant fox
🗣️ 📢 🎵 我指着大海的方向🎶
I unironically enjoy Cui Jian but it occurs to me I have no idea how singing in a tonal language works
arctic talon
I like their stuff
But also if I had to only listen to it
I’d scream
I need variety of music
vagrant fox
Also honourable mention for Minthara and her puppy dog eyes
ouuooghh minthara 
rocky gale
You take that back
arctic talon
She’s like the least racist and evil one I’ve seen in any modern stuff
vagrant fox
restore the preg quest
vagrant fox
She could stand to be more evil
arctic talon
But she’s not as evil as I thought she’d be
celest cedar
arctic talon
restore the preg quest
The what
celest cedar
guuuhh lumberjacl shadowheart..
arctic talon
The Bhaal ending?
rocky gale
There was originally a questline where if you slept with her at the Goblin party she would get pregnant
vagrant fox
Data mining found a cut plotline about minthara being pregnant or something, I forget
rocky gale
But it was never finished
arctic talon
More character
lament shoal
if elves existed i'd be executed for mass genocide
If elves existed I'd be broke from all the child support payments
arctic talon
💀
celest dome
She’s like the least racist and evil one I’ve seen in any modern stuff
So Dritzz isn't modern then
arctic talon
So Dritzz isn't modern then
He’s special
prime seal
If elves existed I'd be broke from all the child support payments
i'd kill you 2
arctic talon
I’m referring to drow meant to be evil
celest cedar
shes already a fantastic evil character
celest cedar
theres no redeeming her, unlike Astarion 
rocky gale
So Dritzz isn't modern then
I mean
lament shoal
i'd kill you 2
I'll just simply say no
rocky gale
Yea
rocky gale
Same
celest dome
He had a new game iirc
celest cedar
she isnt a full benzomedicinal drow
celest dome
11 year older than I
celest cedar
since she allows men to lead
arctic talon
Not racist or sexist enough
lament shoal
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1395727180830478381/1427719159227093065/I...
LMAO
celest cedar
I mean sure relative to other drows
prime seal
I'll just simply say no <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
pelinal was blind with rage during his genocide, you put your weewee inside an elf = death
celest dome
What about the blood chemist Drow ?
arctic talon
She’s a weirdo and her house is gone
celest dome
Even less Drowish
storm jungle
pelinal was blind with rage during his genocide, you put your weewee inside an e...
Late but gotta post it because elf haters are stupid
celest cedar
I mean it makes sense shes less full on benzodiazephine drow
storm jungle
Throw them all down
arctic talon
celest cedar
since she spent some time away
storm jungle
by the river
celest cedar
from benzo ever since Orin mindfucked and recruited her to the cult
celest dome
In goblin town 🎵
celest cedar
Late but gotta post it because elf haters are stupid
always knew you were based
arctic talon
The goblins are in fact racist enough
celest cedar
Dilara I love you for this
arctic talon
Same with the duergar
storm jungle
always knew you were based
Its a very tiring joke
prime seal
The goblins are in fact racist enough
woah they're like us
storm jungle
also the people that hate them are like
celest cedar
EXACTLY AAAAH
storm jungle
very weird usually
celest cedar
yea
celest dome
Tbf, the Duergar we see are also part of the more racist groups of them iirc
arctic talon
Also good job on Larien for having restraint on not shoving drow in the underdark
storm jungle
imperium glazers also the worst types..
Tbh he literally has me on Ignore (which is against the rules) over a dumb argument he thinks was "ruining the lore" (it wasnt) so that checks out
also gacha pfp, instant death
arctic talon
Tbf, the Duergar we see are also part of the more racist groups of them iirc
Yeah they’re heavy slavers
prime seal
Same with the duergar
bg3 has underdark stuff?
celest dome
Also good job on Larien for having restraint on not shoving drow in the underdar...
||I mean, there are some with the Watcher||
celest cedar
Tbh he literally has me on Ignore (which is against the rules) over a dumb argum...
peeps cant handle
arctic talon
||I mean, there are some with the Watcher||
I’m more so saying making them a major part
storm jungle
peeps cant handle
Hes probably gonna have a mask off moment eventually so its no biggie tbh
prime seal
It’s a route to act 2
didnt get there
arctic talon
Guh
storm jungle
he does ignore me in chat a lot tho which is very funny
celest cedar
Hes probably gonna have a mask off moment eventually so its no biggie tbh
I talk with the homie all the time. ITS ALWAYS THE MASK OFF MOMENTS MAN
storm jungle
I talk with the homie all the time. ITS ALWAYS THE MASK OFF MOMENTS MAN
EVERY time
rocky gale
5e is based though
vagrant fox
I did get pretty bored of bg3 when I got to that city maybe I should give it another go
celest dome
Bg3 is barely 5e tbh, it's quite different
arctic talon
Aside from AD&D
prime seal
Bg3 is barely 5e tbh, it's quite different
i played it at launch thats when i dropped it
prime seal
ik the game changed
storm jungle
i played it at launch thats when i dropped it
The bad takes are numerous and keep piling up 😔
prime seal
2e is the oldest I’ll go
what do you think of 3e?
rocky gale
I started at 3.5, I'd never go back from 5e
celest dome
I'll accept running 2e, only if everyone want to play caster, if there is a mix, then I will try to push for another edition
arctic talon
what do you think of 3e?
3.5e better
celest cedar
Minthara grew up
well the drow twin prostitutes were formerly menzoberranzan drows too but they turn out good people to my knowledge
arctic talon
I prefer PF1e over 3.5e
celest cedar
also she spent a lot of time in surface world more
rocky gale
Pathfinder is worse than 3.5
celest cedar
ever since Orin kidnapped her and she worked alongside men
celest cedar
granted she still harbors bigot ideas even but she mellows out a bit more
prime seal
3.5e better
you ever play wraith: the oblivion?
arctic talon
Unless you like casters being broken as shit
celest dome
For martials, playing pf is so much better
celest cedar
when you recruit her and allat
celest dome
Ye
arctic talon
PF2e is def martial bias but whatever lol
None of the DnD systems or DnD derivatives have ever gotten martial caster equality
Aside from 4e
celest dome
Bias ? I would just have said fairer
arctic talon
Eh
Martials far out class casters for raw combat damage
Which isn’t what the game is all about
But offensive spells tend to be worse then just giving your martials meth imo
Not that they’re bad, it’s just better to give your martial meth first
Then you can start using offensive spells rather then control or buff stuff
celest dome
But Casters have greater utilities
arctic talon
Ye
Utility is good
But some of that utility is useless in most like situations
Though it’s good to have
celest dome
If you have strong Martial you have to shake up the opposition tbh
rocky gale
Had a pretty funny moment in my brothers campaign recently, we were in a boss battle and all of the guys abilities revolved around him using his sword, it was also a magic sword and he could use it to cast spells which he couldn't do without it. Turn 1 I cast Command on him to make him drop his sword, I then picked it up, teleported 60ft away and dropped it down a 50ft well.
rocky gale
My brother then frantically checked his notes and found he didn't have any way to resummon the sword and wasn't immune to being disarmed
They got burned, I went quite late in the turn order
arctic talon
Or did it get eaten up already
Ah
Makes sense
Tbh lowkey I actually really like 4e derivatives
rocky gale
and he had disadvantage on the saving throw vs Command because of a Hex on him
arctic talon
Draw steel is fun
rocky gale
My brother ruled that the boss was basically raging and knew that all of his power comes from his sword, so he just blindly ran after it and jumped down the well to get it back
arctic talon
Social encounter rules are kinda weak in draw steel
celest dome
Did the character not have a Blink blade ? That's a nice way to defeat them
arctic talon
But it’s good aside from that
arctic talon
My brother ruled that the boss was basically raging and knew that all of his pow...
That’s fun
rocky gale
But then he had no way of getting back up and refused to surrender
So I just had to
arctic talon
I wish we’d get official translations
Of the elden ring and armored core ttrpgs
lol
prime seal
https://tenor.com/view/frost-queen-cookie-cookie-run-kingdom-gif-23878694
throw cocaine on his corpse to get him back up?
arctic talon
Because those are like
Really interesting
But it’s also impossible to get people to try it
rocky gale
throw cocaine on his corpse to get him back up?
Threw ice magic at him until he froze
prime seal
Of the elden ring and armored core ttrpgs
i have armored core gunplas but its the first i hear about a ttrpg
is it for 6 specifically?
arctic talon
It’s 6 specifically
It’s also arguably
Way too fucking crunchy
Behold, part of a character sheet
prime seal
Way too fucking crunchy
nah it has all the stuff from the game
prime seal
im trying to figure out how you handle individual limits
vagrant fox
Man if it gets much crunchier than the 40k ttrpgs it'll be a crawl of a game
surreal nest
Behold, part of a character sheet
bro just play battle tech what the hell
arctic talon
The moment to moment gameplay is simple
Ironically
The actual character stuff is so much fucking crunch
prime seal
Man if it gets much crunchier than the 40k ttrpgs it'll be a crawl of a game
the game loves to make you wonder wether youre getting stat filtered or you suck at piloting the ac
prime seal
ac6 is the best mecha game ever
arctic talon
This is the basic combat loop guide someone translated
prime seal
It’s fine
nah you have too much ammo, ng+ only adds more things to shoot, energy weapons are more suspensful because you actually run the risk of depleting your ac's battery
fromsoft is never gonna put it in any of their games but ac would benefit from the custom difficulty selection developers implement these days
arctic talon
bro just play battle tech what the hell
Look do you want a “tactical” rpg or not
Jokes aside Lancer is prolly my favorite “tactical” ttrpg
prime seal
Jokes aside Lancer is prolly my favorite “tactical” ttrpg
im waiting for square to wake up and make fft ttrpg
vague flare
Does the imperium even really use the bullet based guns much?
arctic talon
Does the imperium even really use the bullet based guns much?
Define bullet based
celest dome
Yes
arctic talon
Like solid projectile?
Yes
Autoguns only? Prolly less then lasguns in battlefields
But they use stubbers and stuff a ton
Auto cannons
Tanks
celest dome
Bolters
vague flare
Autoguns only? Prolly less then lasguns in battlefields
Autoguns, yes
celest dome
Less in the IG
arctic talon
The most common heavy weapons emplacement used by the guard is a heavy stubber
vague flare
Why the preference for lasguns then?
celest dome
More in the other parts
celest dome
Why the preference for lasguns then?
Logistics
vague flare
Ah fair
arctic talon
Why the preference for lasguns then?
Good logistics, better at killing on average
Low recoil
Easy to use
Can blow an unarmored humans limbs off
Or blow a hole in them
The imperium is often fighting rebels of varying types
So lasguns work great
celest cedar
The bad takes are numerous and keep piling up 😔
yeaa..
storm jungle
vague flare
lament shoal
Autoguns, yes
Autoguns mentioned 🗣️
celest dome
My favourite weapon from Munda might be the Enforcers' Concussions rifles, and the Nomad's Blast rifles
lament shoal
Cadian Sgt thinks they’re part of the club 💀
I put him in there since you can equip them with an autogun on tabletop lol
lament shoal
Yea he's just in the back trying to see over the group
arctic talon
I wish GW would give us lore
On one of the average regiments
The ones that don’t even get to use chimeras lol
All the tabletop regiments and regiments with lore are famous/prestigious ones
celest dome
Give us Jopal novel
prime seal
Why the preference for lasguns then?
cheap reliable easy to charge
prime seal
I wish GW would give us lore
cadia stands ammirite fellow guardsmen
celest dome
Cadian are more prestigious 💀
lament shoal
@crystal forum get in here we're talking about autoguns vs lasguns again. I need my fellow autogun enthusiast
prime seal
Cadian are more prestigious 💀
thats the joke
crystal forum
lasguns are for nerds
prime seal
?
celest dome
What about Phosphor 
prime seal
lasgun disrespect?
storm jungle
Yes.
celest dome
@crystal forum what do you think of:
Phosphor
Concussion
Arc
Flechette
lament shoal
Turning your enemies into swiss cheese with big ass bullets is cooler
celest dome
What about using Shotguns point blanks
storm jungle
Thats a different ballpark alltogether
celest dome
Does that count
storm jungle
lament shoal
Don't tell the enforcers about the collection of unregistered autoguns I keep in my shed guys
prime seal
What about using Shotguns point blanks
that won't swiss cheese a fool it will destroy him
crystal forum
<@334401214437654531> what do you think of:
Phosphor
Concussion
Arc
Flechette
all lame
celest dome
Don't tell the enforcers about the collection of unregistered autoguns I keep in...
It's Munda, why are you not keeping the autogun on the kitchen table
Jay has lost his cool privilidge
crystal forum
there is nothing cooler than shooting a large caliber battle rifle at alien monstrosities
storm jungle
Don't tell the enforcers about the collection of unregistered autoguns I keep in...
moments before bro gets hit by an enforcer with a disintegrator 😭
storm jungle
dont do it
storm jungle
its like a bad fanfic
celest dome
Damn, was planning to watch it 
storm jungle
and i say this as a generally very open-minded person for media lol
crystal forum
man and they had just made romulus which slaps
storm jungle
Damn, was planning to watch it <:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107>
tbh if you want, try it
lament shoal
ALIENS MENTIONED, WHAT THE FUCK IS AN INTACT CHEST
storm jungle
always be your own judge
storm jungle
ALIENS MENTIONED, WHAT THE FUCK IS AN INTACT CHEST
THOUSANDS MUST BE FACEHUGGED
arctic talon
What was the aliens game
storm jungle
also the show's first ep has this shot:
arctic talon
With the face hugger like
storm jungle
arctic talon
Chest buster thing
crystal forum
What was the aliens game
several
lament shoal
What was the aliens game
Isolation?
storm jungle
bro the way it moonwalks bac
crystal forum
in fact a LOT of alien games
arctic talon
No it was an fps
storm jungle
Dark Descent
storm jungle
xenomorph cultists
arctic talon
It’s super cool
storm jungle
just a bit half-baked'ish
prime seal
did rogue incursion have any facehuggers
storm jungle
yes it did
crystal forum
alien franchise has much better games than movies on average
storm jungle
almost every xenomorph game has facehuggers
lol
its kinda integral to their entire thing
prime seal
alien franchise has much better games than movies on average
it has no masterpieces while the movies have alien and alien that ends in a s
storm jungle
it has no masterpieces while the movies have alien and alien that ends in a s
Alien vs Predator?
Alien Isolation?
crystal forum
i think ridley scott hasn't done anything good in a long time and him having control over alien is just harming it
celest dome
Wasn't there a game where you could play as a xenomorph ?
lament shoal
alien franchise has much better games than movies on average
Isolation was so fucking good man
storm jungle
^
storm jungle
Wasn't there a game where you could play as a xenomorph ?
AvP yep
its great
got no idea what Fash is smoking (again)
crystal forum
it has no masterpieces while the movies have alien and alien that ends in a s
alien isolation
prime seal
Isolation was so fucking good man
fuck i completely forgot about iso, 1 masterpiece
celest dome
Remember that one as good
crystal forum
like bruh how can you forget isolation
storm jungle
guy is cooked
prime seal
like bruh how can you forget isolation
when i think videogame space horror i only think about Dead Space
lament shoal
Throwing a noise maker at some bandits and hearing the xenomorph slaughter them all as I run away
storm jungle
when i think videogame space horror i only think about Dead Space
Isolation is pretty popular to forget
so uh lol
celest dome
I also remember playing Natural Selection 2, which is very much adjacent to Alien vs Colonial Marines
prime seal
i've beaten dead space 2 atleast 20 times
crystal forum
who hasn't
storm jungle
Dark Descent, Isolation and AVP are kinda the top 3
prime seal
on average there's enough decent alien games
did you play the atari game lol
crystal forum
i'm not dilara level old
celest dome
Regarding movie to game ip, Alien is kinda succesful
prime seal
who hasn't
the community patch is a godsend
celest dome
Huh, there is a new Cyberpunk 77 comics ?
prime seal
the community patch is a godsend
it removed the body cap
storm jungle
Huh, there is a new Cyberpunk 77 comics ?
Wait there is?
prime seal
can't even run DS2 without disabling half my cpu cores
community patch fixes that
and a lot more
lament shoal
I still haven't played DS but I really wanna
crystal forum
what did i ever do to you jay
everything
storm jungle
I still haven't played DS but I really wanna
Highly recommend it
DS1 is good
but DS2 is even better
dont play DS3 lol
crystal forum
community patch fixes that
idk how to mod it
celest dome
Wait there is?
Probably has relaesed a while ago in english
storm jungle
Probably has relaesed a while ago in english
Oh based lol
storm jungle
i didnt know that top one
crystal forum
an actual official update?
prime seal
no lol
storm jungle
its not a mod
thats literally a mod
prime seal
ea wouldnt bother
storm jungle
lol
celest dome
Oh based lol
French version, but I dan't see which one it is
prime seal
i did mod the game though
lament shoal
prime seal
storm jungle
French version, but I dan't see which one it is
Damn 😔
celest dome
you download the community patch
How is a community patch not a mod
prime seal
How is a community patch not a mod <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
its a patch
storm jungle
Its literally a mod
prime seal
you dont have to install it either
storm jungle
no matter how minor
prime seal
you take the files and put them in the games folder
prime seal
modding Dead Space 2 is a lot more annoying
crystal forum
DS2 is cool i like it
storm jungle
its very peak
crystal forum
i wont play it more though since i dont want to be starved for good game
celest dome
you take the files and put them in the games folder
You do realise that there are mods that you can have that work just like that...
prime seal
DS2 is cool i like it
its my second favourite game oat behind Deus Ex
storm jungle
You do realise that there are mods that you can have that work just like that...
I dont think he gets the hint tbh
celest dome
Mods is any modification that has been uploaded that isn't published officially by the devs
celest dome
They don't see what you say
prime seal
Mods is any modification that has been uploaded that isn't published *officially...
you're right
celest dome
Doesn't count
prime seal
mb, it's just that modding and applying the community patch
storm jungle
They don't see what you say
LMAO
prime seal
are 2 entirely different things
storm jungle
To be honest i just talk because i dont really care
hes like
the only person that ignores me even tho its against the rules
prime seal
modding dead space 2 is extremely annoying compared to just copy and pasting 2 files on the games main folder lol
celest dome
Modding in DT is just copy pasting files and running a simple bat file...
Still is modding
storm jungle
Its ironically not that hard which is nice
prime seal
Modding in DT is just copy pasting files and running a simple bat file...
brother i said youre right
crystal forum
favorite DS2 weapon
storm jungle
crystal forum
rifle for me
storm jungle
favorite DS2 weapon
Child stomping boots
prime seal
favorite DS2 weapon
i've done full game playthroughs with all of them
but if i had to choose
celest dome
brother i said youre right
You said I was right then right after
mb, it's just that modding and applying the community patch
are 2 entirely different things
prime seal
You said I was right then right after
> mb, it's just that modding and applying ...
yeah because you do them differently
they're still mods
i agreed on that
now you're just starting to annoy me though
prime seal
rifle for me
the sniper or pulse?
crystal forum
something i will never get tired of is the chunky graphics era
storm jungle
now you're just starting to annoy me though
There it is lol
crystal forum
where console limitations made it so games had THICK models to compensate for lack of detail
like gears of war and dead space
prime seal
i cant choose between plasma cutter pulse rifle and javelin
celest dome
Skill issue on their part, saying that they're 2 different things 🚬
crystal forum
the sniper or pulse?
pulse
prime seal
so its those 3 but the edge goes to the cutter
storm jungle
Skill issue on their part, saying that they're 2 different things 🚬
They are very needlessly confrontational
you should have seen the Terminus Decree debacle
prime seal
Skill issue on their part, saying that they're 2 different things 🚬
how does someone agree with you admit fault and you keep being an annoyance
storm jungle
crystal forum
i like how chunky the pulse rifle is despite being a military weapon. it gives the impression that everything in the setting is made to be abused and used
vagrant fox
but DS2 is even better
truest dark souls take
rocky gale
Did yous see that there's a group of people making a total conversion mod for Simpsons Hit and Run, to make it into a completely new game Futurama Hit and Run
prime seal
i like how chunky the pulse rifle is despite being a military weapon. it gives t...
oh nah theres a reason why it looks like that
celest dome
you should have seen the Terminus Decree debacle
I think I was there at that time, I just didn't get that they were the same person
storm jungle
I think I was there at that time, I just didn't get that they were the same pers...
Yeah they were crashing out
and like saying "the lore is ruined"
(it wasnt)
guy is weird
winged jacinth
What ruined the lore today?
celest cedar
women
storm jungle
Uhhh
if we go by spectrums
its gonna be another miniature either having:
- Women
or
- Dark Skin
celest cedar
lore ruined now
celest cedar
its over
crystal forum
i wish there was a name for industrial aeathetic
prime seal
i should make something inspired by dead space aesthetic
1 2 or 3
prime seal
because they kind of go for different things
crystal forum
i dont like the 3 aesthetic
storm jungle
because they kind of go for different things
They really dont
they all got the same aesthetic
storm jungle
its just expanded
celest cedar
but the effect is better when the silence is longer
storm jungle
to be fair its not even a joke its the reality unfortunately
crystal forum
3 goes for a more streamlined aesthetic which i attribute to better graphics
lament shoal
Someone should make an alien isolation mod that replaces the xenomorphs with genestealers
prime seal
i dont like the 3 aesthetic
the only thing i like about 3 aesthetics wise is the artic survival suit
crystal forum
1 had VERY chunky models
celest dome
i wish there was a name for industrial aeathetic
Nasa-punk ?
prime seal
which unfortunately of the old trilogy its the only one to receive a playarts figure
crystal forum
also the engineer suits are way better in 1 imo but the DLC suits look like ass
prime seal
also the engineer suits are way better in 1 imo but the DLC suits look like ass
the ones in 1?
or remake
celest cedar
to be fair its not even a joke its the reality unfortunately
yep, incels everywhere 😭
crystal forum
the 1 military suit looks like a clone trooper
prime seal
because venture looks amazing
crystal forum
the ones in 1?
original
prime seal
military isnt dlc
lament shoal
Bloodstained isaac suit 🗣️
crystal forum
2 suits are good but i dont like all of them
prime seal
ds1 dlc
prime seal
Bloodstained isaac suit 🗣️
peak
crystal forum
i like the thicc engineering suit in 2
crystal forum
he has no bulge his wife took his dick
lament shoal
Got eaten by a necromorph
prime seal
looks like a diving suit almost
its meant to be an old astronaut suit the cec used before they developed better rigs
lament shoal
The true hidden story of dead space is just Isaac looking for his dick
Not his wife
crystal forum
i remember as a gay child thinking isaac was dumb af for letting himself be haunted by women
crystal forum
like bro just move on
lament shoal
He locks in later tho
prime seal
i remember as a gay child thinking isaac was dumb af for letting himself be haun...
in awakened he gets to be with john what does that mean carver
crystal forum
and then he got a needle in his eye and fell in love with the DS2 and everything was good
storm jungle
in awakened he gets to be with john what does that mean carver
thats DS3
prime seal
crystal forum
DS3 didn't happen
storm jungle
📢
storm jungle
DS3 didn't happen
Someone gets it, thank you