40k-lore-chat

[rose thorn]

Something something woke

[tough haven]

Darkwoke

[rose thorn]

Also all fo them are white but that can be fixed by a paintjob

[queen laurel]

but they do have a woman mini

Frydaal the Chainmaker the current leader character which is very funny

[tough haven]

Sure that’s ok in wargaming, but when I do it…

[wintry cloud]

COUGH

[rose thorn]

She would make a great chaos lord

[queen laurel]

I choose to ignore things that would affect my narrative because I am bigger and stronger

[wintry cloud]

Yeah its not the biggest gripe
Would be cool to run a bunch of ladies behind frydaal tho

[rocky gale]

Maybe we'll see a unit of Valkyries or shield maidens or something

[wintry cloud]

Ah true. GW always has surprises

[rose thorn]

The red gobbo is 45 usd

[sacred bluff]

pocket change

[valid needle]

@queen laurel @rose thorn can you send me an invite to the AOS server I accidentally left it whilst speed leaving old servers.

Or Maggie

[queen laurel]

you can ask maggie for that

in my infinite wisdom i also left it in my sleep but on my case it is way more severe

[valid needle]

Dang

[queen laurel]

do it in the DMS

[valid needle]

Brother sleep discords

[vagrant fox]

aos more like
gw focus more on 40k

[storm jungle]

more like

GW suck my bal-

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-orange-cat-funny-cat-meme-explodes-gif-10706110874965244466

[lament shoal]

Dilara's dead guys

GW ninjas got her

[hollow lantern]

AoS more like staring at the model range again and not feeling inspired even tho I keep being told its a very good game and I would like to actually try it

[rose thorn]

Sent

@valid needle

[valid needle]

Thanks Maggie

[rose thorn]

Np

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-side-eye-gif-5016118126108679217

[rocky gale]

The kingggg

[queen laurel]

ah yes the dark souls boss

[rose thorn]

Some people can’t comprehend peak they can only play cis hetero white German-British men with a sword

[prime seal]

what if he has a longsword

[rose thorn]

Even then

[proven needle]

Who says they're cis hetero?

[prime seal]

sugmar

[rose thorn]

1990s GW

[prime seal]

its 2025

[rose thorn]

I know I’m shitposting about TOW

[prime seal]

the old woke?

so they are gay

[rose thorn]

The old world

[prime seal]

Mag the Deceiver

[rose thorn]

lmao

[prime seal]

guy in yellow is just detective gumshoe

https://tenor.com/view/raincafe-dick-gumshoe-detective-gumshoe-ace-attorney-phoenix-wright-ace-attorney-gif-8546796647231667911

[rose thorn]

“Huh-“ AGEHRHWHEHAHW

I was like

“What are you talking about9

[prime seal]

detective gumshoe but without the muscles

and straight

[young pecan]

https://medal.tv/games/deadlock/clips/lle2C88KRj6Z-PA6u?invite=cr-MSxpMTQsNDA1NDMwNDgz&v=10 @spring cairn

play with me

[prime seal]

adhd hell

can i spend millions of dollars on good cosmetics in deadlock?

[young pecan]

Narp

At least I'm pretty sure there aren't any

[prime seal]

knowing valve they're still working out the math to get the gamble going

[storm jungle]

Still cannot believe the shitty Lion model won over this

slop really comes out on top in the end

[sacred ginkgo]

The lion model is neat
But ushoran is just peak

[storm jungle]

its basically a big space marine so i didnt think much of it

Ushoran is like one of the best GW models ive ever seen

[sacred ginkgo]

It looks nice when painted well because it's a larger canvas

[nocturne crest]

So odd question, but are there anything guard regiments that GSC can't infect?

[sacred ginkgo]

I haven't seen ushoran in person though

[storm jungle]

Not really no

they are all human

if you got biological components you arent immune to GSC

lmao

[celest dome]

And even non-human have been infected in lore, Eldars, Orks, Tau...

[sacred ginkgo]

A statue

[storm jungle]

like I said "biological"

[sacred ginkgo]

Rest in peace avatar of khaine #47

[storm jungle]

[spring cairn]

i hate this snot ball

early game lane terrorist

[winged jacinth]

????

An avatar doesn't even have genes its full of fire

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah

Still got infected though

[storm jungle]

Yeah somehow lmao

[sacred ginkgo]

Avatars exist to get dogged on and murdered

[winged jacinth]

Also a genestealer should physically melt in its vicinity lol

[storm jungle]

No no see it was while it was a rock statue sitting down

🧠

[winged jacinth]

Their feats vs canon power is among the most hilarious discrepancies in 40k

[storm jungle]

Yeah realistically you should catch on fire and even melt the moment you get near it.

But your average space marine captain/character can just "duel" it somehow

lol

[celest dome]

I guess that since Avatars are basically prayers made manifest, if the people praying are infected it turn the Avatar into also being infected

[storm jungle]

Thats not how it works

[winged jacinth]

"Yeah they literally evaporate the things you shoot at them"
Dies to small arms

[storm jungle]

💀

[sacred ginkgo]

They exist to show how cool other characters are

[storm jungle]

Pretty much yeah

[celest dome]

Krux of being immortal

[sacred ginkgo]

And piss powerscalers off

[winged jacinth]

What if in universe avatars are a gigantic eldar psyop

They've been gassing them up to scare people even though they suck

[storm jungle]

Kill me

[winged jacinth]

Extend the "its all propaganda" rule even farther

"Yeah an aspect warrior has to die to activate it or whatever" (its just that eldar in a big puppet like they used to shoot Alien)

[storm jungle]

lmao bruh

[lament shoal]

Been smoking that watch dogs pack lately

This game is a childhood favorite of mine

[storm jungle]

watchdogs

OLD

[lament shoal]

I'm 21 😭

[winged jacinth]

People used to say 2 gens made games retro

[storm jungle]

dont talk to me unless you've played GTA 4 😤

[winged jacinth]

NIKO, ITS YOUR COUSIN ROMAN
LETS GO BOWLING
hangs up

[storm jungle]

old meme

[lament shoal]

Didn't realize it back when I first played this game but the messaging behind the story is crazy relevant, especially today with what the UK is doing

[storm jungle]

kill this guy

[winged jacinth]

I never did go bowling

[storm jungle]

then you arent a gta 4 fan

kill this guy 2x

[winged jacinth]

I think it starts a quest because he does keep calling about it

[lament shoal]

Scooooooooter brothers!

[storm jungle]

isnt that Watchdogs Legion where the UK government contracts out a PMC to turn London into a police state

[storm jungle]

it doesnt start anything

GTA 4 just has really good hangout activities

[lament shoal]

Yea but I've never played legion. I'm referring to the first game. The story really delved into the creepy shadiness of government corruption and the elimination of citizens' privacy

[storm jungle]

Patriot Act time

🫡

[lament shoal]

Yup lol

The way the game portrays it is genuinely scary and I love it for that

[remote wadi]

Eldar are not even that big tbh

When it comes to holding power

The way I see it guillman is getting a bad deal

Cause necrons will erease eldar when they care to do it

And humans don't need eldar for nothing

[nocturne crest]

So GSC DKOK or GSC Catachans are possible?

[storm jungle]

Literally anything with DNA to exploit yes

[nocturne crest]

GSC EMPEROR THEN?

[lament shoal]

Brother how tf are they gonna infect a corpse 😭

Dude's just bones

https://tenor.com/view/muerto-gif-16250174877271582365

[storm jungle]

yeet

[nocturne crest]

Isn't the GSC head thing also made of bones?

[celest dome]

Marrow ?

[storm jungle]

Head thing?

[celest dome]

Patriarch ?

[hollow lantern]

The crest?

[nocturne crest]

The thing that cultists on have thier head. The ridges?

[storm jungle]

No?

why would it be bones

what does that have to do with anything

💀

[celest dome]

I have bones, does that mean I can infect other bones

[lament shoal]

Shut up clanker

[celest dome]

But those are mutations of already present bones

[nocturne crest]

Is that not bone that could be grafted onto the Emperor?

[celest dome]

French Clanker

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-flash-cat-betterttv-gif-10690574645280585754

[lament shoal]

I hate her so much like god damn why is she such a bitch

[nocturne crest]

Okay, how about something with more flesh then?

[celest dome]

Wouldn't do anything, like dead bone.
And also bone doesn't grow out of bone, it grow out of marrow or something

[nocturne crest]

A primarch.....

My god. We could have a Ferrus Manus clone being turned into a GSC.

Or Horus.

Just throw together some lore about a GSC finding one of Bile's old labs.

Then, bring forth Space Marine Genestealers.

[lament shoal]

Favorite clips from back when I used to play Apex

Mirage is the best character and no I will not be accepting any differing opinions on this

[young pecan]

He was so fun to outplay with

Such a silly bastard

Always made me sad that Lifeline's ult was so boring though

Just a care package lmao

I liked her kit otherwise before they changed it 40 times

[spring cairn]

mirage yeah

he fights for the jean

i know him well

[lament shoal]

Its so peak when it works

[young pecan]

https://medal.tv/games/deadlock/clips/lldNUoyKEH25XZU6w

[spring cairn]

tactically dropping my organised crime boss

[lament shoal]

Pulverized his balls

[daring creek]

Cbt

[remote wadi]

Ferrus Manos is lame

And a clear after thought to make a loyalist counter to perturabo

[hallow saddle]

ferrus is lame but he didn't have to be

[opaque coyote]

Hello chat

[hallow saddle]

its unfortunate that he got written out so early in the Heresy, and all the writing for him is just obsessed with foreshadowing his death all the time. or telling us how sick a general he is but we're never ever shown it

[remote wadi]

Yeah

They need to give him more now that they are updating HH

[celest dome]

Dorn ?

https://tenor.com/view/obama-shrug-oh-really-what-gif-3802473

[remote wadi]

Dorn is the actual counter

Ferrus was the attempt

The demolisher

As perterabo is the builder

[celest dome]

Ferrus was never paired with Perturabo

Or against

[lament shoal]

Dude what? No. Its the exact opposite

The iron warriors specialize in siege warfare

[celest dome]

And the Iron Hand are known for their aritisana, and metal works

[lament shoal]

Yeah

[celest dome]

Then again, Kimo read the lore of an alternative world and bring it here

So these discrepancy make sense

[remote wadi]

I knew perturabo was a siege master

But wasn't is whole thing that he could Improve on anything

While ferrus well is unexplored tbh

[celest dome]

No, his whole thing is that he is picking one way, and regardless on whether or not it was the best, or even good he would throw his troops in that way until it finished

[nocturne crest]

What would Ferrus be in the modern imperium?

[remote wadi]

Weapons

[nocturne crest]

If Gulliman is the avenging son and the lion is the defender.

[remote wadi]

He would be making weapons

[celest dome]

All that Pert made wasout of competition, Dorn, Vulkan, Fulgrim and Ferrus had drive to make things cause they wanted ro make things

[celest dome]

Isn't Gulliman the Regent ?

[nocturne crest]

He's both.

[nocturne crest]

I could imagine him making some like a plasma hammer.

[remote wadi]

Same tbh

I feel bad to put ferrus Manos as fulgrim rival

Like let's be honest fulgrim was tiers above him

[celest dome]

Please just read the Horus Heresy 💀

[prime seal]

The Head

[remote wadi]

He was pretty much diffed by fulgrim

That wasn't a rivalry

[celest dome]

There was no rivalry cause they were bff

Not all the Primarch pairings where bitter rivals

[prime seal]

did fulgrim obtain a macguffin that allowed him to murder ferrussi?

a heretical macguffin mayhaps

[remote wadi]

No he beat him in glorious melee combat

[celest dome]

Hell Russ had more rivalry with the Lion than with Magnus prior to the scouring of Prospero

[remote wadi]

Sword>hammer

[prime seal]

using?

you're close

[remote wadi]

The blade of lear didn't do the entire thing

Also fulgrim was already the best primarch duelist before it

[prime seal]

if he wasnt controlled he wouldnt have even done it lol

ferrus didn't wanna kill his brother

[storm jungle]

He absolutely did lol

Ferrus is Imperium first, he nearly killed Fulgrim when they were arguing about going traitor

[remote wadi]

Fulgrim would want to kill ferrus Manos anyways tbh

He is obsessed with perfection

Having ferrus Manos close to him is an imperfection and a weakness

If you see it from a narcissist lense

[storm jungle]

Fulgrim felt sad about it but thats kinda it. Ferrus was going full maniac because betraying the Imperium is anathema to him.

[celest dome]

Someone just shoot Kimo

[queen laurel]

https://youtu.be/-nQn9UkHS4w?si=YYmvQAODiTYO4RCX ferrus when fulgrim says he's going to do a little funny

[celest dome]

Ferrus Manus, it isn't complicated.
And Ferrus was far from weak or full of imperfection

[remote wadi]

I don't think this is rules safe

[celest dome]

Dilara, I call upon my pact, smite them down in the most benefitting manner 🙏

[remote wadi]

It's not about him being weak
It's about him having too much knowledge about fulgrim

[sacred ginkgo]

But it is encouraged

[remote wadi]

I don't even have words if y'all think shooting someone for different perspective should be encouraged but I'm not Ur father so I guess imma just aight

[sacred ginkgo]

There is in fact something called a Joke

[remote wadi]

Oh ok, I'm sorry

[celest dome]

I do not ||yet|| have the power to call someone to shot another one

[sacred ginkgo]

The power of Yet

[remote wadi]

It's ok by the time you do I live outside society in my own property

[celest dome]

Anyway, Ferrus Manus was a great artisan, and Fulgrim loved Ferrus over any of his other brother

[remote wadi]

True

[median star]

wtf were talking about iron hands naturally for once and i didnt have to be the one to bring it up

[remote wadi]

Gosh I would insert a meme here

But it is obnoxious to see it

Especially in chaos community

(it's the top 5 reasons to play iron warriors one)

[median star]

BUT ANYWAY

[remote wadi]

Noice

[daring creek]

Returning to Horus Rising

I will finish this book...

[young pecan]

Horus when his little Horus is Rising or something Idk

[low vault]

Little Horus?!

[nocturne crest]

So odd question, but does anyone think we'll get back to the Unthinkable War in the future?

[vagrant fox]

Little Whoreus, yes

[remote wadi]

Nah

HH is gonna be one of those lore never advances we just balance it projects

And honestly it is smart if they do it

Wow classic main issue is keeping it moving

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if there is an mention of Arbites or agents from the assassin temples being turned into GSC.

[crystal forum]

japan is claiming they made a railgun work

funny

[rose thorn]

Stuff from school of something something are usually trained from birth or are heavily genetically modified

Meaning it would be baiscally impossible

[arctic talon]

Do we not have working railguns already irl

[crystal forum]

no

the US navy was working on one but abandoned it

[arctic talon]

Are those coilguns then

Oh

Nvm

[crystal forum]

railguns are guns that use electromagnetic rails to move a projectile

the problem is it's not possible to achieve better results than normal cannons without needing a nuclear power plant

and even then the results aren't worth the cost

since the main gun on a ship is just decorative these days. ships fight eachother with cruise missiles

[nocturne crest]

Apparently, the US navy have rounds that can go hypersonic using normal cannons.

[crystal forum]

anyways japan showed a video of a small ship managing to hit another one

[arctic talon]

Neat

lol

[crystal forum]

and then some CGI of potential land based railgun artillery

[nocturne crest]

Neat.

[crystal forum]

which just won't work since like i said you need a small power plant

https://www.twz.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/js-asuka-railgun-focus.jpg?w=1024&h=576

just look at how small it is

tf are they expecting to kill with this thing

i already have the answer

https://www.twz.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/railgun-target-ship.jpg

this was the target boat

a tugboat basically

[nocturne crest]

Apparently, it's supposed to be used to shoot down missiles.

[crystal forum]

that's not what it showed off

it just showed off being able to hit something

[nocturne crest]

Right, they've shown it working as a weapon, but not as it was actually designed to do yet.

[crystal forum]

and anyways i just dont get the point here

they only show this thing shooting one shell

[nocturne crest]

I just don't understand why they're focused on giving it one purpose.

But I hope they do the US navy were considering with their railgun project and having rounds that can change direction in flight.

[crystal forum]

if this thing is mainly going to be used to shoot small vessels then why not just use those big ass autocannons that warships have

[arctic talon]

It’s cool I guess

Idk

[crystal forum]

missiles can do that

change direction mid flight

[arctic talon]

Missiles are the ultimate weapon

[crystal forum]

i'm guessing japan is just investing in this so they can sell it to other countries afterwards

[arctic talon]

Missiles are cool as hell tbh

[crystal forum]

i'm more of a ballistics guy personally

but missiles have their charm

i have a question for you

why do they call it a space rocket but not a space missile

afaik space rockets are heavily guided

[arctic talon]

I got no clue

lol

[remote wadi]

Railguns are such a waste of contributions money

In a world where we have world transversing missiles

Ur just gonna invest on moving a vulnerable boat to take down one target with a railgun

(it looks cool tho)

[sacred ginkgo]

In the longterm railguns are valuable

And by longterm I mean long

[crystal forum]

barely

when you need to replace every single piece of a railgun every few years

[vagrant fox]

i've heard of pistols with shorter lifespans it's fine

[sacred ginkgo]

Man general is such a trip

Check lissa's profile before they get banned then look at their last 15 minutes of messages

I clocked them so hard

[vagrant fox]

gen chat should be deleted

[frosty wind]

gen cheat calmer than zealot one

[sacred ginkgo]

Nope

Not even close anymore

[storm jungle]

"calmer" is one way to put it

we just banned a minor then a phobe after each other

[languid meadow]

bring back 1m slowmode like how it was in the CBT

[lament shoal]

But then they'll flock over here

[vagrant fox]

bring back meme channel then delete gen chat

[sacred ginkgo]

I clocked them so fucking hard

Ogryn weak comment made me check profile and I get to see a pretty interesting qoute

Immediate next message has a slur

[storm jungle]

Accurate lol

[storm jungle]

The last time we had it, it had "kill furries in gas chambers" jokes 💀

[vagrant fox]

delete darktide discord

[remote wadi]

Delete discord

[languid meadow]

so many bald people in the marauder models

[vagrant fox]

establish darktide myspace

[lament shoal]

What was in her profile?

[remote wadi]

True

[vagrant fox]

something something they call someone a fascist to justify murdering them

[remote wadi]

Absolute w for the fantasy gamers

[sacred ginkgo]

"They don't shoot you for being a facist, they just call you that to justify murdering you"

Or something similar

Facist

1 character difference but close enough

[vagrant fox]

Very peculiar statement

[remote wadi]

Man I feel weird about this whole situations

Why can't people find middle terms

[vagrant fox]

Some middle grounds are not acceptable

[remote wadi]

True

[storm jungle]

Because even when you find middle-ground one or the other party will always push it or exploit the other.

[young pecan]

Yeah right

[young pecan]

Joke so funny it's only 10 years old

[vagrant fox]

It's definitely older than that it's that funny

[valid needle]

Republican and democrat voters are idiots.

Hate me if you want

I’d challenge anyone to find a political party that actually cares about the people and not their own greed.

[storm jungle]

Theres definitley a few

the issue is they are prob so small as to be meaningless lol

[sacred ginkgo]

Sadly finding that alternative doesn't matter because everyone else will pick a major party

[storm jungle]

YEP that

[sacred ginkgo]

You have to work with what you have

Vicious cycle

[dark moon]

Based.

I think that the Dem politicians lack a real “spine” when it comes to countering Republican lies and other bs.

[storm jungle]

Political parties are essentially just ships for asshole politicians to steer whichever way they want while being able to take the "best" use out of by making meaningless speeches

also just general stupid party rivalry

[dark moon]

Don’t forget the insider trading that they all do.

As well as them all basically being at the whims of corporate interests rather than actually representing the interests of their voters base.

[storm jungle]

Yep. And of course the moment you say any of this shit you are either a "Doomer", "Anarchist" or a "Socialist" lol

literally always gotta label something

[dark moon]

Precisely.

[valid needle]

Britain had one shot at an actual good socialist leader and party and our “socialist” party completely dropped the dude and buried him and now we are stuck with the socialists who are actually just right leaning, the conservatives who are further right and the nationalists at the far right.

And the only actual socialist party left is completely dwarfed by the nationalists, conservatives and fake socialists.

[storm jungle]

Yeah checks out 💀

[vagrant fox]

I voted centre left and they've been pulling 4 years of authright bs I'm so tired

[dark moon]

I sometimes miss undergrad, if only for the fact that for a brief period I was surrounded by actual educated people who were aware of the bs that goes on in politics on a daily basis.

[storm jungle]

At the end of the day theres nothing to really do

just gotta make the best of life unfortunately lol

[dark moon]

So true pal.

[storm jungle]

Life gets somewhat easier when you accept a lot of people are just stupid.

[sacred ginkgo]

Choose the lesser of two evils and encourage others to follow

All you can really do

[valid needle]

And you aren’t from the UK no?

[vagrant fox]

faroes

living in denmark

[valid needle]

It’s weird that two left parties have went right after getting elected

I need to look further into this phenomenon on a global scale, brb.

[vagrant fox]

Minister of justice went on about how more mass surveillance there is the more freedom people have under this government, so much for a workers party

[dark moon]

Ah, the false allegiances parties, a classic Alpha Legion move right there.

[vagrant fox]

It seems like a lot of recent political trends are happening at the same time across the globe but I'm not sure if I'm just being paranoid

[dark moon]

No, you’re probably on to something.

I’d believe it.

[valid needle]

If anything you aren’t paranoid enough

You need to paranoid up son

[dark moon]

This, but actually.

[vagrant fox]

It is getting worse as I age

[dark moon]

To quote cultist simulator. (A peak game btw) “The light seeps through the cracks! The higher I rise the more I see!”

You’re just seeing more political bs—or just general bs—in the world pal. It’s perfectly natural I assure you.

[proven needle]

Well, you have to prepare for suppressing civil unrest once we have climate induced mass migration and shortages of basic needs.

[vagrant fox]

good thing i'm not having kids I suppose

is the sm2 combi melta any good or is it as mediocre as I suspect it is, if anyone knows

[proven needle]

Didn't try, heard it's mid.

[storm jungle]

literally the plot of Battlefield 2142

cant wait 💀

[dark moon]

LET’S KARKING GO!!!

[vagrant fox]

guess I'll get more drip that I won't really use

we're gonna build a great big beautiful wall in turkey and turkey's gonna pay for it

[dark moon]

I am so ready to waste my life in a foreign war to further some clown politician’s corporate interests. (Not really.)

[scenic bolt]

I am prepared to lay down my life for shareholder value

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/yorinobu-arasaka-arasaka-gif-11986230630215119425

Cant wait 🙏

[remote wadi]

I can't complain about my country

We did vote right last time

[sacred ginkgo]

That hair glasses combination shouldn't be legal

[remote wadi]

We have 3 parties from different ideologies with similar levels of power

[sacred ginkgo]

They just look terrible

[remote wadi]

Eventho one of them is the defacto ruler

[vagrant fox]

we don't even get cool cybernetics we get advertisements in our brain chips that'll let us work while we sleep

[storm jungle]

Yeah as i keep telling people

we are already living in cyberpunk

we just got none of the good stuff

and its a lot more boring lol

[remote wadi]

Nah I'm going amish

[valid needle]

Trash

Never buy it

[vagrant fox]

It's the only one of the weapons I don't have so far and they've just been okay so far, very tragic

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-johnny-silverhand-cyberpunk2077-v-v-male-gif-9188884015723336993

[young pecan]

The way things are going, we're going to invent the blackwall but only for torture

And no cybernetics

Since yk that could inherently be used for healthcare

We don't like that

[nocturne crest]

So odd question, but what are the chances the imperium has the STC for the nails?

[dapper gyro]

We don't know.

[storm jungle]

Wouldnt realy fix anything

[dark moon]

I would say that some mad inventor is gonna create the Butcher’s Nails, but then I realized that’s just what OCD feels like.

Except instead of bloodlust ala Khârn and his merry band of World Eaters, you get triggers to do compulsions and spikes of anxiety when you don’t.

[nocturne crest]

Just imagine giving Penal legionaries the nails.

[dark moon]

Pal, we already have ‘em. Just not in the way you expected.

[nocturne crest]

Then again, probably cheaper and quicker to give them drugs.

[young pecan]

So do you think if we gave the IDF the nails they would start fighting adults or would they just attack even more children

[dark moon]

They’d just keep committing warcrimes, nothing changes for them.

[young pecan]

So 1 vote for "even more children"

I would probably agree

[remote wadi]

They would be world eaters

[storm jungle]

Drugs do the job well enough

[remote wadi]

That's what would happen

[vagrant fox]

Turning someone into an arco flagellant turns them into a directed berserker so there's similar procedures

[storm jungle]

^

Nails are nothign special

they literally just make you insane berserkers

thats it lol

[remote wadi]

Also I find it funny to understand now that viking beserkers never existed

We made them up

[vagrant fox]

Honesty not sure what's different about Angrons super duper archeotech nails and the imitation nails they made at the moment
Either way yeah the Imperium has other ways they don't need the actual nails

[storm jungle]

^

[storm jungle]

Pretty sure they existed

media just hypes them up too much

[remote wadi]

They were just normal viking that had a huge adrenaline drop during a fight

[storm jungle]

the word "berserker" literally comes from them so idk about that one lol

again its just romanticized

[arctic talon]

They did exist

They just got high before battles

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

Not sure wtf they took but it def fucked them up lol

[storm jungle]

the sagas hype them up a lot but they'd probably be the first dudes in line to die en-masse so lol

[arctic talon]

Not to any comically insane degree but they had hallucinations lol

[storm jungle]

which you too can get dear reader

just get some shrooms

[remote wadi]

Regular medivial soldiers also had hallucinations

[arctic talon]

I mean

[remote wadi]

It was very common in middle ages

[arctic talon]

Not from eating something weird

Before you went to fight

[remote wadi]

Since they were on an irregular state of alert

[arctic talon]

They intentionally took some form of drug/hallucinogen

[storm jungle]

We arent talking about medics nowadays who just peddle drugs to people yeah lol

[arctic talon]

Morphine good

[vagrant fox]

They were referenced in contemporary kvæđi but it's dressed up in poetic and somewhat unclear language but they very likely existed

[remote wadi]

Morphine doesn't leave traces for long

That's why it's considered a fair one

[storm jungle]

Yeah this.

viking slop my beloved

[arctic talon]

Cyberpunk 2077’s sequel better have every drug from the ttrpg

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-knigth-vikings-faction-war-gif-22734893

[arctic talon]

For sloper refrence

[vagrant fox]

I don't think there's even any archaeological evidence they took anything hallucinogenic but we know shit all about them

[arctic talon]

I’m just going off of the more poetic shit where it said they got visions

[remote wadi]

If you hit a guy with arrows and he keeps moving cause of his high levels of adrenaline

I would also think he is supernatural

[arctic talon]

Which is usually just historical for getting high off of something often

lol

[remote wadi]

Yes but we also have examples from samurai that did it

Without drugs

[vagrant fox]

If only they bothered to write things down more instead of sailing around on their stupid boats

[remote wadi]

Just high adrenaline and strong thrive to kill before inevitably dying

[vagrant fox]

Soldiering and using mind altering substances has a long and storied history so I wouldn't be surprised

[remote wadi]

I think people tend to forget that vikings were very genetically strong

I mean in a sense of they had good genetics to bulk

And they did live in harsh conditions

And the bulkier you are the more Ur adrenaline tends to hold on

[rose thorn]

I wonder what dna squats and eldar would contribute to kroot genetics

[arctic talon]

Psyker shit for eldar

Increased hardiness for squats

[rose thorn]

Fair

[vagrant fox]

Huge lads as evidenced by the biggest human coprolite in a museum is a viking one
Full of parasites too

[rose thorn]

Maybe psychic sensitivity for eldar helping them resist it

[vagrant fox]

Depends on the strain of squat no

[dire loom]

For Honor!

Been Knight faction loyalist since day one, Sah.

[young pecan]

Is that a Barotrauma reference

[arctic talon]

No

It’s an irl one

But sure let’s make it a barotrauma one

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

[lament shoal]

I LOVE FENTANYL

[nocturne crest]

Man, I am feeling so bad for fans of Pacific Rim rn.

Word is they casted Jared Leto to start in it.

[storm jungle]

GOD

WHEN WILL IT END

[nocturne crest]

Good news. I fell for bait, but Amazon have got plans to make a Pacific Rim tv series

[vagrant fox]

Leto still has a chance to make it bomb

[languid meadow]

5 MORBILLION MOVIES TO LETO

[storm jungle]

I still cant believe how badly Tron flopped

[tough haven]

It’s time to Jared Letgo…

[tough haven]

I can

It was ass

[scenic bolt]

at this point I can only believe jared leto has major dirt on movie execs cause how else does he still get work

[vagrant fox]

He does run that cult doesn't he
I'll believe it

[storm jungle]

Yeah that ^

Hollywood is also like extremely shady and scummy

this wouldnt be a shocker

[young pecan]

suicide squad (original) joker part 2

Real talk wtf was the writer cooking

[storm jungle]

Jared Leto's dick probably

[raven stone]

I am finally making progress on my Inquisitor and Rogue Trader miniatures!

[lament shoal]

I'm rimming it

[unique bronze]

he's rimming it

why, what happened to pacific rim

[tough haven]

Jared leto

[crystal forum]

https://youtu.be/ZjeodpjEdvY?si=Xlk_WyeQtegeIfH1

[tough haven]

I know this is the wrong channel but can you not do the funny "Mandated Edict: Mauling!" and send your cybermastiff cross map to consume a trapper on command with the keystone?

[unique bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-know-idk-idk-about-that-gif-7336250873949261946

[opaque coyote]

Y'know

Something random I just realized

The only version of Chica that actually resembles a chicken is the glamrock version

Every other just reminds me of a duck for some reason

[unique bronze]

chica.. from fnaf?

[lament shoal]

Yes

[sacred ginkgo]

What the fuck be going on in general today

[queen laurel]

Looks like the usual to me

Or is there more funny activity

[shadow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/simba-lion-king-shadowy-place-shadow-place-simba-shadowy-place-gif-26625263

[unique bronze]

i like how my unrelated question is just there lmao

[sacred ginkgo]

It enhances this image massively

It personifies general

[shadow plover]

I've been so bored lately that I've started to check general for the first time in 3 years, it's almost as bad as it was back then

[unique bronze]

well to be fair is there ever a gen chat thats like.. normal normal

[sacred ginkgo]

Probably

[shadow plover]

This is the only gen chat I've muted

[sacred ginkgo]

General has been extra special today

[unique bronze]

fair enough

[crystal forum]

you watch one war footage video and now youtube is recommending you 10 videos about cops killing people and "evil immigrants"

can't stand this algorithm bullshit

[queen laurel]

But isn't that like normal once in a while something extra special happens general chat cannon event if you will

[unique bronze]

[surreal nest]

darktide's general population is probably the worst I've seen

Second to Vermintide's

[shadow plover]

It was extra bad during launch

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/multimediabae-gif-8548024472140477054

[surreal nest]

I mostly remember people screaming about tencent as if Fatshark isnt notorious for their shitty systems lol

the evil chinese did it again! they made darktide have microtransactions!

[prime seal]

budget of 200 rimillion dollars per episode or we nuke amazon

[valid needle]

Islamophobia and oiling dudes up.

[raven stone]

I really don’t understand the moral outrage behind micro transactions as a whole.
Well ok if it’s is PTW I do understand, but if not…

[surreal nest]

I think theres an argument to be made about cut content being sold after or sloppy recolors. But I honestly just dont give a fuck

[raven stone]

@storm jungle I did the thing. My Rogue Trader mini, using Spyrer body with Guardswoman's head.

[nocturne crest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbgzh_Tmfrw

[nocturne crest]

So how long until we get the British Army attempting to do a march straight out of 40k.

[crystal forum]

US military shamelessly adopting anti war pop culture like usual it seems

god these people are so stupid

[nocturne crest]

It is the marines tbh.

[hallow saddle]

someone post something in general I can omegapreggers super react to

[storm jungle]

Damn been a hot minute since ive seen em, nice work!

[rocky gale]

Hmmmm

My guess would have been a Wolf Priest but we just got a new one of those

Do White Scars have shamans?

[near wasp]

welp todays the day vampire the masquade bloodlines 2 comes out.

[near wasp]

chadly

[storm jungle]

the reviews have been very funny lol

[near wasp]

oh boy

[storm jungle]

perfect summary of just:

• This guy was clearly paid off

• Indecisive/Mid

[rocky gale]

I think it might just be the best game ever made

[storm jungle]

[vagrant fox]

maybe it's time for a playthrough of 1

as best clan

https://tenor.com/view/malkavian-vampire-the-masquerade-bloodlines-dance-vtmb-gif-12689526691254209879

[rocky gale]

Hey I need money for more Warhammer

Gotta shill

[near wasp]

sadly malk isnt a clan you can choose

but you have one in your head as a noir detective apperently

[remote wadi]

Same tbh

[near wasp]

plastic crack addicts

[remote wadi]

Forgefiend is 70€

[remote wadi]

I'm not addicted to plastic

I'm addicted to modelled plastic

Big difference

(I'm not polluting)

[near wasp]

thats what plastic crack is!

[remote wadi]

To be fair it fits well in my living room

I have an aquarium for it

And it's playable

Also a hobby me and my wife enjoy for different reasons

She likes to paint it
I like to play it

[near wasp]

i need to start painting my choas killteam

[cinder pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/peanuts-gang-happy-dance-gif-5071115

[remote wadi]

Noice

[cinder pivot]

[remote wadi]

What colour scheme Ur going for?

[near wasp]

i might go random choas warband or black legion

[remote wadi]

Noice, I love the gold on black

[rose thorn]

its spacemairnes allll the way down

i am not a s pace marien wrist enjoyer

so im only like 70% sure

its probably some fuck asss space wolf

[vagrant fox]

rumoured new red corsair

trust

[rose thorn]

probably that huron mini that gets delayed every year

if true

or its like

"Gurka Fangheart, 8th captain of the space wolves, slayer of yuogga the phantom"

and for some reason he can see the future and teleport and his sword is strong enough to cut through void shields in a single strike

and then he is never mentioned again and us utterly forgotten

until one edition they randomly over buff him and he becomes meta in one hyper specific playstyle that wins 2 gts and then is nerfed to oblivion

(this is an ultramarine reference)

[rocky gale]

It's gonna be a Space wolf Rune Priest

[rose thorn]

again?

[rocky gale]

I forgot they were different than the Wolf Priest

[rose thorn]

THEY ARE ?!?!?!

[vagrant fox]

yea

[rocky gale]

Yea

Wolf Priest is Chaplain, Rune Priest is psyker

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/crash-out-strangle-over-it-im-done-wtf-gif-5733066100478599257

[vagrant fox]

the wolfers are also apothecaries

[rose thorn]

whats next fucking snow priest

iron priest

[shadow plover]

yeah that's the techmarine equivalent

[rose thorn]

WHAT

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/green-mile-im-tired-boss-michael-clarke-duncan-gif-2375696290766999196

[shadow plover]

[queen laurel]

The SCP has spoken

It is true

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-guy-turns-into-skeleton-tweaking-guy-tweaking-tweaking-skeleton-gif-16909206125173021250

[vagrant fox]

wolf lords with their wolf guards running around with the space wolves supported by their wolf priests

I'm gonna go bananas

[shadow plover]

well it's better than iron wolf

[vagrant fox]

the techmarines are iron priests, don't confuse the three priests

[rose thorn]

too late matic

[shadow plover]

[vagrant fox]

on fenris they sail on wolfships crewed by wolfshipmen

[rose thorn]

space wolves supported by iron wolf and his wolf guard as his wolf bloods charge in the name of the wolf god during wolf time

[vagrant fox]

Every time I think about the naming conventions of the space wolves I feel like it's a bizarre episode of warrior cats

[rose thorn]

i dont get it gw

why does space wolves get the spacewolf and normal varients of units

but white scars dont get a master of the hunt mini

we just get told ot use captians

which dont even have a bike variant

[vagrant fox]

no one buys white scars and a lot of people buy space wolves

[rose thorn]

alot of people faield the turing test

at this point id rather salamanders get shit rather than space wolves

[vagrant fox]

maybe I should make a yiffers successor that thinks the whole wolf everything is way stupid

but I'm also sure I'd end up being like this

[shadow plover]

non-codex compliant vs codex compliant

[near wasp]

ok that wolf mechadentrite is pretty cool

[remote wadi]

They all executioners

So I wouldn't trust them to be my medic

[remote wadi]

No one buys Tyranids and they are huge in terms of variety

[rocky gale]

A lot of people buy Tyranids

[storm jungle]

No one buys nids

Had an entire edition intro after them

hmmmm

[vagrant fox]

if you'd said sororitas you might've had a point

[storm jungle]

Nice

[rocky gale]

No

[vagrant fox]

I like them I just never see any armies posted in the wild

or daemons

[storm jungle]

racist

[wintry cloud]

https://youtu.be/sh-5nBTAGiY?si=p6dtb4beNgHeoFsc

Shes ready to throw down

[celest dome]

Weren't Nid like the 2nd most popular Xenos faction?

[near wasp]

i got a buddy who loves the nids

[remote wadi]

Ok can we point out the ctan and chaos gods have too much connection

[remote wadi]

To be fair AOS is good

It's just that they need more mono god buffs

Except slaneesh

Fck slaneesh

[remote wadi]

Thats why the new intro is orks

They realized no one wants to be the nids guy

[storm jungle]

No.

[remote wadi]

In 11th edition they already said it's space marines Vs orks

[celest dome]

Explain what connection

[remote wadi]

To be fair I blame them for always exploring nids from an enemy perspective

[remote wadi]

The deceiver kinda like tzeetch they both use trickery and are powerful beings

The outsider kinda like slaneesh
They both ate gods

Nightbringer khorne

[rose thorn]

White scars are explicitly non complaint, they are less complaint than dark angels lmao

[shadow plover]

they are compliant though

[rose thorn]

And blood angels

[shadow plover]

they're among the compliant chapters lore and ruleswise

[rose thorn]

But they aren’t complaint in lore

[remote wadi]

The flayer nurgle

[rose thorn]

Mainly because they give everyone bikes lol

[remote wadi]

Since he cursed the necrons

[rose thorn]

What?

[storm jungle]

A lot of these feel like a reach lol

[rose thorn]

[storm jungle]

"The Flayer gave a sickness so hes basically Nurgle"

[shadow plover]

that doesn't really go that much against codex compliancy, neither does Salamanders giving everyone flamers

[remote wadi]

I mean not in the sense of them being the same being

But maybe the chaos gods being created by their influence

Basically human/eldary interpretation of c'tan could be behind the creation of chaos gods

[storm jungle]

C'tan are being of realspace/matter universe

they arent paranormal entities like the Chaos Gods

[remote wadi]

Yes but they could have influenced in the way of being in the matirium the beliefs that made those chaos gods

Kinda like how void dragon a c'tan made the adeptus mechanicus religion

[storm jungle]

I mean they didnt

people were worshipping machines on Mars way before that

theres no clear-cut answer to it

[remote wadi]

Fair

[rose thorn]

Why do they they make vegan food ungodly spicy in the south

[celest dome]

God this is such a surface level read of the lore

[rose thorn]

LMAO

This is why we need more eldar books

[celest dome]

Cause vegan proteins aren't really tasty/strong flavours, so they're getting loads of spices ?

[queen laurel]

Cacti good news in AOS the chaos rivalry chart has been updated

[remote wadi]

Noice what did they get

CSM got a huge tournament W

So the year of chaos is here

[queen laurel]

Nurgle hates tzeentch vice versa
Khornes hates slannesh vice versa
Helsmiths of hashut hates skaven vice versa

[celest dome]

Ao what changes ?

[queen laurel]

Well it turns out the plan of the dwarves is just to wait out the wars of everyone and then come out but the skaven ruined that plan

[celest dome]

Not too dissimilar to their BF plans I guess

[rose thorn]

Oh the worst inquisitor is getting another book rerelease

OOO AOS

[rose thorn]

This was the spiciest pasta I’ve ever had who thinks ‘the best way to improve vegan pasta is to add chili oil’

[queen laurel]

yeah talking about Helsmiths

[rose thorn]

Yay

Khrone now has access to 2 wizards which is fun

Thank helsmiths

[vagrant fox]

Chili oil good

[remote wadi]

Disgusting

[rose thorn]

blame helsmiths and darkoath

its uh

alright

not bad

skaven shoudl also have a wizard but gw forgot warlocks are wizards

[remote wadi]

Khorne warriors should break that wizard in half

[rose thorn]

you mean blood warriors?

they are busy dying lol

[plush mason]

Draco or whatever his name is?

[rose thorn]

esinhorn

[queen laurel]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/9tnvytgp/grizzled-duardin-explorer-drolf-ironhead-sets-out-for-warhammer-quest-darkwater/

[rose thorn]

hLETS GOOO

[rose thorn]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FIRST LOOK INTO ICTIES DUARDIN

new gun

[celest dome]

Crossbow

[plush mason]

bro's face in the artwork looks like he just saw the most horrible thing any dwarf has ever seen

[queen laurel]

well

[rose thorn]

oh wow hes from the mistral peaks??

[queen laurel]

yes

[rose thorn]

thats a isck call back

https://ageofsigmar.lexicanum.com/wiki/Mistral_Peaks

[plush mason]

oof

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

me rn tryna boot vtmb2

[hallow saddle]

i hate elves and elves hate me

[raven stone]

This actually tempts me to do a Dwarf dual wield fighter for D&D

Smashing design

[sacred bluff]

males are shaking in anger

[raven stone]

https://youtu.be/sDq5S0yfYHk?si=eowJ4_QcsSF1fUmL

[raven stone]

Not even that, more like dying from rage induced aneurysm

[wintry cloud]

I think the funniest part is that like
GW had an entire episode ready in full quality while the custodes drama was going on

Aka they were animating that waaaaaayy beforehand

They already knew

[prime seal]

his sword is on fire though

[storm jungle]

Yeah those CGI stuff like months to make lol

and they plan rulebook stuff 1-2 years prior usually along with the miniature releases

So they absolutely knew

most people got no idea

[prime seal]

horus just wanted to unite humanity and the evil emperor of mankind decided to kill him

[forest orbit]

I keep forgetting its always that far back ngl

[prime seal]

fuck man.....

[storm jungle]

Yeah it takes a lot of time to make this shit

especially for minis lol

[arctic talon]

Minis are like

even farther in advance

the first Primaris prototypes were leaked in 6e 💀

and Castellan Crowe who released 9e was already done during gathering storm

[prime seal]

love that mini, true size is best size

[storm jungle]

Was he the uh

strawberry jam sword guy

[arctic talon]

Grey Knight with jam sword

yes

[storm jungle]

awful stuff

[raven stone]

"Jam sword"

Lol

[storm jungle]

IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE ONE

[arctic talon]

tbh I like him

[celest dome]

I kinda like the sword tbh

[rocky gale]

That's some evil looking jam

[raven stone]

I never drew the connection till today

[raven stone]

Chaos Jam.
Worthy of a BL novel.

[celest dome]

Would love to use it in a kitbash for a Chaos Sorcerer

[storm jungle]

It is pretty good

[prime seal]

would that work since its a 1 of 1 that only crowe has

[raven stone]

I mean, you can use the miniature part without using the rules for it necessarily.

[celest dome]

☝️

[raven stone]

GW doesn't say much about it nowadays, but that is part of the fun of the hobby.

[celest dome]

Wouldn't be using it in 40k to boot

[raven stone]

(Mainly because GW now has to cater to Tourney Win At All Cost people who will nitpick on conversions just to gain an edge)

[prime seal]

no not rules more board shenanigans, it would stick out lol

atleast to me it would

[storm jungle]

it really wouldnt

[prime seal]

since the sword is more its own charachter

[storm jungle]

ive seen way wilder kitbashes that have way more contrasting shit

so not really no

[storm jungle]

its just a generic looking demon sword

its not that special

[raven stone]

Yea, again, you can use the part without any of the background. Even for a demon weapon

[storm jungle]

^

[celest dome]

I've seen some kitbashes that looked really well that use the Emperor's sword that Guilliman has

[storm jungle]

Someone needs to break it to this guy that they dont get it 😔

[raven stone]

I mean my Inquisitor is going to run the (legended) Ostromandeus rules, but I'm going to call him something else (and give him a different head)

And also, hopefully, replace his vox servitor companion with one of them masive Servo Drones the Macroteck Enginseer has

[prime seal]

lowkey wilder

[raven stone]

(My character just doesn't like Servitors lol)

[prime seal]

the effect antwir has is better imo

[storm jungle]

Also based.

[prime seal]

the flames on the emperor sword are okayish

[storm jungle]

basically the same thing

One just has longer flame effects lol

[celest dome]

It is less impressive tbh

[storm jungle]

tbh again, longer flame effect thats it really

[raven stone]

Kind of a "right for the wrong reason" - he dislikes servitors not because of humanitarin reasons, but because servitors have an organic component and, as an Inquisitor, that means said servitor could be turned by Genestearlers XD.

Those massive Servo-bots accompanying Enginseers, on the other hand, are purely mechanical, so one less vulnerability factor XD

[celest dome]

I mean, there is certainly much better than either of those, flaming weapon wise

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats what I had assumed regarding a reason as to why ngl

pretty cool either way tho

[storm jungle]

New mini = Cheating

[prime seal]

should add a head on top of the sword

[storm jungle]

Would ruin the silhouette

bad idea

[prime seal]

doesnt look as cool in general plus antwyr talks

[celest dome]

Crowe is like 2-3 year older

[storm jungle]

Yeah but that sister mini is newer

so thats disqualified......

[celest dome]

[storm jungle]

[prime seal]

is the second cherub holding granades?

[storm jungle]

Flamer ammo

[celest dome]

Flamer fuel tank

[storm jungle]

the second one is holding potions

[prime seal]

rare sisters mini i genuinely like

[storm jungle]

All of their minis are pretty good

another bad take, hate to see it

[celest dome]

On the other hand, I can't see any SM mini that I actually like as a whole 💀

[storm jungle]

To be fair

they all largely suck

[prime seal]

dont like the scale

[celest dome]

No ?

[vagrant fox]

not even the baby carrier?

[celest dome]

Scale doesn't really matter

[storm jungle]

Yeah it doesnt really matter

thats a very pedantic critique lol

[celest dome]

Baby Carrier is just lamer Penitent Engine

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/canny-cat-smokes-canny-cat-cat-smokes-ai-cat-gif-2358360594090580236

[prime seal]

im talking about miself

the jump from firstborn to primaris should have been an excuse to go true scale

[storm jungle]

I mean they have

so whats that suppose to mean

[celest dome]

It was

?

[storm jungle]

Yeah what lol

[prime seal]

are they considered true scale they look soo small though

[storm jungle]

Yes they are?

[hallow plover]

This one

[storm jungle]

how are they small lol

[prime seal]

damn

[storm jungle]

🤨

[storm jungle]

🫡

[celest dome]

Cadian, Old SM, Primaris, Primarch

[storm jungle]

I think my chart shows it a bit better

especially with the older minis

[hallow plover]

This looks like a digimon evolution tree

[storm jungle]

Cant be

wheres the slutty iteration

[hallow plover]

We would have to bring back the fem space marines discussions. Not a price we should be paying

[celest dome]

You know what, lets do it

[storm jungle]

Lmao STOP

[vagrant fox]

we don't need women to have big naturals

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/suspicious-the-simpsons-homer-hide-disappear-gif-5481819

[celest dome]

There should be women made SM that are a secret project by Cawl, who only did it to prove that it was possible

[hallow plover]

We need women to have JAWLINES

[storm jungle]

People werent ready for that Femtodes in Tithes

they arent ready for THIS either

[celest dome]

People aren't ready for greatness

[storm jungle]

😔

[celest dome]

https://tenor.com/view/intergalactic-back-to-the-future-intergalactic-intergalactic-quality-your-kids-are-gonna-love-it-not-ready-for-that-gif-26804220

[queen laurel]

warhammer fans react violently when exposed to the chemical known as Women and minority

[vagrant fox]

as we should

this is my wicked cool pillow fort and it says no girls allowed out front and that's how it should stay

[hallow plover]

This is what we need

[storm jungle]

😭

[near wasp]

AYOOOO

[spring cairn]

Huge design flaw in the primaris armour

[vagrant fox]

this is why firstborn are better, they have the metal diaper

[burnt maple]

This is the only part I hate actyally. So fucking impractical.

[storm jungle]

i legit wish they had the armor-diapers from firstborn

[hallow plover]

Tacti||cus|| undergarnments

[storm jungle]

lol

[hallow plover]

It's not the firstborn being small that's the problem. It's the baseline humies that got huge

[burnt maple]

Hell naw. Ergonomics are dead.

[storm jungle]

Enjoy staring at bare fibre-asses i guess 😭

[burnt maple]

Not bare. And I am too busy fighting and looking at actually important stuff.

[storm jungle]

^ biggest lie of the century

[vagrant fox]

they should be crinklemaxed 100%

[prime seal]

like

[languid meadow]

Damn can a guy not be caked up no more? Let those moons howl

[storm jungle]

Not allowed.

outlawed even

[hallow plover]

Some may not like it but this is what the peak male body looks like

[storm jungle]

😭

[hallow plover]

||the rot consumes||

[vagrant fox]

yo is that grendel from warframe

crazy