40k-lore-chat

[rocky gale]

I love the modern trend of

"We have no money, we need to do austerity"

16 years of austerity

"Austerity didn't work, we're poorer now than before and we need to undo it"

1 year of trying to fix austerity

"We have no money so we will be doing austerity"

[lament shoal]

BUY MORE SPACE MARINES

[rose thorn]

i love you gw thank you

[queen laurel]

You know what Nah that's not enough I'm gonna force you to play Dota 2 until you reach Max rank and then after that I'm gonna force you to read the entirety of the Horus heresy

[nocturne crest]

https://thenextrecession.wordpress.com/2025/10/14/the-ai-bubble-and-the-us-economy/

[surreal nest]

Max rank like im good at it?

[crystal forum]

pray to the money machine and feed it more so it might give us a prosperous time

[rose thorn]

alsot odai learned you masure from the model for line of sight and not from the base

[surreal nest]

I accept this monkey's paw

[rose thorn]

which is fucking psychotic to me

[queen laurel]

Max rank until you're top one in the world in Dota

[rose thorn]

WHY IS IT NOT THE BASE

[surreal nest]

Is this new because it never worked like this

You always measured from one point of your base to the entirety of the enemies

Always a cone from 1 point to 2

[nocturne crest]

Can you just turn the model to track it?

[rocky gale]

Think vehicles might be different

Can't remember

[crystal forum]

i know so many people who would be so fucked if the price of gold were to drop

which it inevitably will

[rocky gale]

Well I've got a big bowl of skittles, so who's really the richest

[surreal nest]

You're right, because vehicles often dont have bases so I think its just a universal rule

Do Dreadnoughts have the pivot rules too?

[crystal forum]

also i cant wait for the AI bubble to explode

a repeat of nortel

a story i have heard enough times since i worked with people who were there when that happened

god we'll be so fucked when it happens

[surreal nest]

No dreadnoughts do not have a pivot rule

[surreal nest]

Ok after reading the rules im pretty sure the line of sight is being drawn from the base it just looks like the gun

Its a part of the base right under the gun

Wait no

It is model

WHY DID THEY DO IT LIKE THIS ITS SO CONFUSING

[rocky gale]

Good old GW

[surreal nest]

Their example mimicks a killteam rule which is different from 40k

I dont think 40k has cover lines.

[hallow saddle]

I can't wait to buy a few cheap AI gpus when the bubble pops

from data centre liquidations etc

[near wasp]

Those GPU will be basically scrap

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[rocky gale]

First the bubble pops, then we pop

[prime seal]

what if da ork trully believes in his dakka

[rocky gale]

I eat them

[stiff walrus]

Why did nobody tell me there was a Darktide module for Wrath & Glory? I'm always the last to know. I feel like a reject T.T

[prime seal]

https://tenor.com/view/40k-gif-26422204

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crunch-cranch-meow-cute-gif-17368992236901678436

[median star]

me when i find a tau

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/northernlion-hammers-nl-halloween-spooky-gif-13950356356208053446

[opaque coyote]

1st edition Orks

[near wasp]

Is. Is that thatcher

[opaque coyote]

Yup

Because Subtlety is for cowards

[near wasp]

Only bad thing about pissing on her grave is that eventually you'll run outa piss

[rocky gale]

Modern GW insisting that Mag Uruk Thraka isn't named after Margaret Thatcher, meanwhile classic GW

[arctic talon]

Those are orcs

Not Orks

Smh

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-boom-nuke-nuclear-bomb-gif-20734003

[arctic talon]

You can tell they’re not RT space orcs

[opaque coyote]

Fuc

[arctic talon]

No hats

[near wasp]

[arctic talon]

TLDR

[opaque coyote]

Still funny as shit though

[arctic talon]

Big goofy hat = proto orks/space orcs

lol

[arctic talon]

Oh it’s hilarious

[opaque coyote]

Would the modern equivalent be Orks holding a standard of Donald Trump

Actually

Trump would be an Ogre from Fantasy

[vagrant fox]

what could it mean

[storm jungle]

its up there with:

"Unitology is totally not based on Scientology (we do not want to get sued and nuked by Tom Cruise)"

[arctic talon]

Getting sued would be if they’re lucky lmao

If the church of Scientology is mad enough they’ll unironically make you look like a terrorist

And plant evidence

[storm jungle]

or be sent to death camps

[arctic talon]

Not yet

[storm jungle]

💀

[arctic talon]

That’s when Xenuis about to come back

Then they begin rounding up the unbelievers

[rocky gale]

But if you get on Tom Cruise's good side apparently he sends you a coconut cake for Christmas and it's apparently the best cake ever

[spring cairn]

scientology and the nation of islam fighting to claim the title of goofiest lore in the history of religions

[opaque coyote]

...

Hm

Xenuis might be worth i-

[arctic talon]

Tom Cruise seems nice

By like

Super rich dude standards

lol

[opaque coyote]

To be honest, a part of me wishes 40k kept the extremely obvious political satire

[storm jungle]

Same

[rocky gale]

I'm fine with it being toned down or made a bit more subtle in places, it's the historical revisionism to try and say it was never there in some cases which is annoying.

[celest dome]

Isn't he a scientologist ?

[storm jungle]

yeah that too

[opaque coyote]

But then again, it would've sorta undermined the unique atmosphere modern 40k has.

Still would be funny as shit to have a Hive world based off of Los Angeles

[arctic talon]

Yes

[spring cairn]

it's not really revisionism as much as it is just straight up ignorance in most cases imo

[storm jungle]

Eh kind abut not really

the more things change the more they stay the same

[arctic talon]

I said he seems nice

I have no clue if he isn’t one of those types

lol

[spring cairn]

most people just don't know anything but modern 40k

so they assume it was always this way

[arctic talon]

Core rulebook should be mandatory reading

lol

[arctic talon]

The extremely obvious stuff died with 2e and a lot more of it died in 3e

[opaque coyote]

Tbf it's because old lore is kinda obscured and I think they generally got their shit together around

4th edition?

[arctic talon]

And then that’s like “modern” 40k

[arctic talon]

3e

2e is almost modern 40k

And 3e is just modern 40k

[opaque coyote]

So the "old" period isn't that long

[spring cairn]

it got shitcanned p early on

[opaque coyote]

Still miss the lore bit where instead of Magnus breaking the webway project

Emps actually did it to shout at Magnus

[arctic talon]

Well it was like

Pretty long

lol

Like 8 years

[rocky gale]

Well tbf first edition was 1983, 2nd edition and 1993 and 3rd edition was 1998 and then 4th wasn't until 2004

So if it all ended by 4th, that's still 20 years

[arctic talon]

It all ended by 3e

Tbh

2e already was

Not as in your face satirey

And then 3e basically took away the rest

[opaque coyote]

Emphasis on that long.

Still long but WH40k is 38 years old now

[arctic talon]

They already killed off squats in 2e and a lot of other stuff for “not fitting the vibe”

[spring cairn]

the train was too awesome

the people weren't ready

[opaque coyote]

Either way

Where is the new Ork Warboss

Don' tald Tr'uckp

[celest dome]

Dorknald Krump

[opaque coyote]

Perfect

Forces every Ork boss under his control to pay "tariffz"

[arctic talon]

That’s already a thing

Freebootaz do

lol

[rocky gale]

Dok Nauld Krumpz

[celest dome]

I think keeping the Dork part would be best to really hammer in the mocking part

[queen laurel]

ah yes he also said he needs to build a giant wall i don't know what's that about

[arctic talon]

The thing is Mag Urk Thraka doesn’t have a direct insult in it

[arctic talon]

This one is good lol

My favorite Fire caste expert in drones

Shas O’bama

[celest dome]

But the people backing Tacher were not as dumb as those backing Trump 🙃

[queen laurel]

lok'eed mar'tin?

[opaque coyote]

"THE HUMIES ARE EATIN' THE GROTS. THEY'RE EATIN' THE SQUIGS."

"BUT DON' WE DO THAT?"

Ork who spoke out gets krump'd

[arctic talon]

No

Also the MIC would be earth caste

Like the earth caste are the ones who design the childmangler 10,0009 hunter seeker smart missile pro

Now with integrated WiFi

[queen laurel]

Can I run doom on

It

[arctic talon]

Yes

[queen laurel]

Good

[storm jungle]

you can literally run DOOM on a pregnancy test

[arctic talon]

You could run doom on any modern missile guidance system

lol

[arctic talon]

The earth caste need more references to the modern military industrial complex

On god GW

[storm jungle]

actual cat lore

https://tenor.com/view/cat-attacking-man-face-gif-20349165

[queen laurel]

Does that mean that they need to bomb more civilian housing

[arctic talon]

They already do that

Also that’s the fire caste’s job

Not the earth caste

[storm jungle]

ngl

[arctic talon]

The earth caste just make and test weapons

And other science stuff

[storm jungle]

its amazing how underplayed OP drone warfare is in 40k

lol

[queen laurel]

It's amazing how underplayed general warfare is in 40K

[arctic talon]

Aside from like the 1 forgeworld campaign book

lol

And Aeronautica

[storm jungle]

another topic

[queen laurel]

Like the Tau literally punches way above their way thanks to tactics

[storm jungle]

Yep. Because when tau fight war on realistic terms they'd largely body imperial forces too

your space marine commander cant do much when he gets sniped by 5 railgun drones on the same time

lol

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/drone-uav-gif-7080785368068098540

[queen laurel]

Me watching my tank get reduced into a nice statue because the crew and I got sucked out of a hole because of a railgun shooting quickly

[arctic talon]

Remoras are funny

[opaque coyote]

The last thing some poor guardsman sees

[storm jungle]

tbh

what can you do against drones

like

theres anti-air i guess?

[arctic talon]

Well you don’t get to see a Remora lol

[storm jungle]

also building a cage around your vehicles?

what else lol

[arctic talon]

Tau drones are like

[storm jungle]

jammers?

[arctic talon]

Bigger then irl ones

[queen laurel]

Uhh fill the sky with lead

[arctic talon]

So shooting them works better

lol

[queen laurel]

Like genuinely just feel the sky with nothing but bullets

[storm jungle]

problem is they can just send in more drones

[queen laurel]

Going to hit them eventually

[arctic talon]

The cope cage literally does not work irl

[queen laurel]

Unfortunately very true

[arctic talon]

You can see it fail

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

In real time if you want

[opaque coyote]

Send drones back?

[storm jungle]

NO

[opaque coyote]

Send drones to destroy the drones

[vagrant fox]

ten thousand suicide bomber servo skulls

[arctic talon]

It’s a good name for it because it’s cope it’ll actually do anything to a drone

lol

The only imperium faction that can do drone warfare is the mechanicus via servo skulls

And there’s a lot less of them

[opaque coyote]

Either that or just return to hiding in Bunkers 24/7

[storm jungle]

the best part is most russian soldiers kill themselves the moment they hear a drone wave is coming

[storm jungle]

which is extremely dark

[opaque coyote]

That is

[arctic talon]

God that’s awful

[opaque coyote]

Actually just sad

[queen laurel]

Damn that is rough

[storm jungle]

I watched a video of it

the guy literally shoots himself with his own AK

[opaque coyote]

Oh shit

[storm jungle]

its fucking terrible

[arctic talon]

Drone with grenade attached

[storm jungle]

people legit got no idea how inhumanly demoralizing it is to just watch your mates get blown up by a force you cant even stop lol

[arctic talon]

The worst part is it’s a pain in the ass to shoot them

They’re small

And obnoxious

[opaque coyote]

The worst part is that

Honestly that's probably a reasonable choice.

[arctic talon]

Death via shrapnel or death via a bullet to the head

[storm jungle]

you cant even hide because the drone will just roll-drop a grenade in there lol

[arctic talon]

Not something I’d want to pick between

[queen laurel]

Suicide drones huh very effective but quite a dirty way to send someone to God's welcome room

[arctic talon]

They’re not suicide drones

They’re drones that drop grenades

Or other explosives

[queen laurel]

Oh word

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

At this point, desertion sounds like a very attractive choice for any Russian soldier

Worst case scenario you die

[queen laurel]

Well still the demoralizing

[opaque coyote]

Which like

[rocky gale]

"Oh you're in a tank"

Drone with c4 on it flies into the barrel of your turret and detonates

[opaque coyote]

Drone wave will already cause that so

[storm jungle]

yeah its why I mentione the Tau

people legit got no idea how OP drone warfare is

and how easily it can break apart most armies lol

especially when its small and expendable ones

[queen laurel]

I mean yeah they're drones plus their other tactics and stuff literally allowed them to punch well above their weight class

Genuinely f****** horrifying

[storm jungle]

the problem is tau got like 100+ drone types lol

[arctic talon]

Bruh wtf do you mean Pakistan is shelling Afghanistan

What fucking timeline is this

[storm jungle]

AGAIN?

[arctic talon]

YES

[queen laurel]

Like imagine being an ork shoota boy just screaming at the top of your lungs as you try to shoot down hundreds of drones just killing everything around you

You would be f****** pissed

[arctic talon]

They blew up a observational post on the border with artillery

Like

Last week

[queen laurel]

Oh come on

Can this timeline get any more wacked

Why am I asking of course it can

[arctic talon]

Here

Also yes that’s a gun from WW2

Idk why it’s still in service but it works so whatever

[queen laurel]

I mean hey having artillery is better than not having artillery

You going to have to work with what you have

[vagrant fox]

Don't worry, Russia has also been using WW2 howitzers as of late

[arctic talon]

Okay but Pakistan had actual modern artillery pieces

And their current border conflict is like seemingly becoming an actual hot one

[queen laurel]

They must have sold it to corruption or something I don't know

[arctic talon]

Unlikely

[arctic talon]

Bruh

Well if it works it works

[queen laurel]

Hey I'm not an expert at this stuff but maybe they are just like stretch thin?

[arctic talon]

Maybe

[queen laurel]

So they just have to scrounge up whatever they can find

[arctic talon]

I just think they’re sending cheap stuff out first

Tbh

[queen laurel]

I mean it will keep the more modern and up to date stuff safe

So they probably do use the old ones

[rocky gale]

Yea no point using up modern resources when the old shit will do

[plush mason]

so as the dark heresy crpg is going into alpha soon, what kind of backgrounds do yall think would be in to for the player characters?

[arctic talon]

Schola progenium, hive scum elevated, sanctioned Psyker

[lament shoal]

Definitely an astra militarum background

[plush mason]

damn no tech-adept?

[lament shoal]

Plenty of inquisitors get recruited from there

[arctic talon]

Maybe

I’m unsure if they want to do it

Considering they skipped it as an option in RT

[plush mason]

was that an option in the ttrpg?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

In both cases

lol

[vagrant fox]

Noble background is a must or I riot

[arctic talon]

Noble is unlikely for an inqusitor

Imo

Not the same way as RT

[lament shoal]

They're adding cybernetic augments as a feature in the future Trazyn dlc so maybe they'll add a corresponding origin

[plush mason]

they already have forge world as a homeworld option

[lament shoal]

Not talking about homeworlds

[plush mason]

i know but im saying adding a tech-priest/adept background shouldnt be too hard

[lament shoal]

Mhm

Agreed

[plush mason]

oh i just remembered, thanks to the mechanicus 2 demo we now know which ending for 1 they canonized

[hallow saddle]

im gonna roleplay as interrogator rannick

[woven plank]

So Dante’s human name was Luis Dante right?

[celest dome]

Seem so

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[woven plank]

Ok

Blood angels are my favorite legion now

[opaque coyote]

There are rumors of Russia planning to attack other NATO countries

Which

Like

male population literally going downhill

WW2 stockpile already used on both sides

[wintry cloud]

Actually i need your guys help

Freaking chuds on reddit

[opaque coyote]

reports of post-mortem compensation for families being nothing but a kitchen appliance given

reports of post-mortem compensation for families being nothing but a kitchen appliance given

[wintry cloud]

Where is witchfinder

[celest dome]

The plan being that Nato is destabilised due to the orange muppet

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

They're trying to stack the deck and they're still struggling

Not even saying either side is losing or winning( at least at this moment). It's just a bloody stalemate currently.

[nocturne crest]

Tbf, Russia have had to get help from Mercs and North Korea.

[rocky gale]

She can't ban them on Reddit, she's not a global admin

[storm jungle]

LMAO WHAT

is this on the r/darktide

[celest dome]

Hank is a reddit moderator

[wintry cloud]

How do i disprove this stupid chud chart

“Most xenos are bad and the imperium HAD to annihilate them all”

Yadda yadda

[storm jungle]

Do not ever attempt to.

Its not worth the argument + its reddit.

its much easier in spaces like here where theres actualyl smart people

its low level ragebait

[wintry cloud]

Yeah i guess.

Moreso annoyed because i don’t know the imperiums history

[storm jungle]

You can also live with the fact that most imperials that think like this die unremembered in a ditch lol

[wintry cloud]

Aka i cant mentally prove them incorrect

[storm jungle]

basically there were hostile xenos species that preyed on humanity but there was about as many that werent and even lived with humans as per many HH books.

The Imperium just annihilated them all

so now we are left with the hostile percentage

[sacred ginkgo]

"Do not engage a stupid person in a stupid argument, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"

[storm jungle]

^^^

[wintry cloud]

Fire

[storm jungle]

I was like you once, trust me, its never satisfying

its way better in spaces like here where you can gang up on em with facts

[wintry cloud]

Yeah makes sense.

[rose thorn]

They fucked up the format lmao

[queen laurel]

I'm genuinely with dilara here reddit argument professionals are like ironjawz

You are not going to beat them in their own game they will keep on hitting you until you break or they do

And more often than not it's you who's going to break

It's not worth the effort

[rose thorn]

Is this was made by someone with Brian cells, they would put the far end as a xeno and say ‘xeno gud emeror bad’

[wintry cloud]

Yeah, ill just ignore them.
Big psychological reason is i do not want these people in our community

But they do exist everywhere

[vagrant fox]

You can't do much about it, just repeatedly mute it

[storm jungle]

^

Ignore it and never engage.

At best if you wanna vent about it you can do it here lol

a lot of warhammer spaces unfortunately harbor these people

[queen laurel]

Which is also another funny thing about them is they are the loudest members of the community even though they are like the most minority

Actually sane Warhammer fans are just

Quietly enjoying the hobby

[sacred bluff]

i just want joytoy figures and books

[lament shoal]

This meme is hilarious because whoever made it wasn't smart enough to realize that there's no difference between the left and right ones lmao

Might as well be the left one on both sides

Also wanna add that roleplaying is perfectly fine so long as you separate the beliefs of the character from that of your own

[arctic talon]

The mechanicus should shove more orphans into working furnaces

because they're small enough to fix it while its running

praise the omnissiah

[celest dome]

Just spray them with asbestos, that way they can work slighty longer

[wintry cloud]

Yeah of course, Im a chaos player at heart. Theres nothing more exciting than bringing the bloodstorm, and slaughtering babies as much as possible.

The dark gods need their due, another universe burned for chaos.

[lament shoal]

I could never be a chaos fan because then I'd have to paint those horrendous trims 😭

Like look at this shit

I would die

[wintry cloud]

Ngl i stabbed my finger a week ago trying to put together chaos knights (AoS) 😭

Idk why the horses are so spiky

Literal needles

[lament shoal]

Giving the dark gods a blood sacrifice (I accidentally cut myself with my hobby knife)

[wintry cloud]

Only that it flows…

[arctic talon]

its not that bad

according to my friend whos painted one

[lament shoal]

I have a friend who got paid to paint one and hated every moment of it

Guess its a spectrum lol

@storm jungle

[storm jungle]

Lmao JAGO NOOOOO

[hallow saddle]

1ya im never getting one of those for my chaos army haha

u'd have to do the trim by spray & drybrush then colour in the panels

thats the only way its getting done

the box art paintjob is insane, just looking at it

[rose thorn]

my only wish is that stupid show space warriors 40 men or what ever its called was never made

[lament shoal]

Lol you recognize him?

[rose thorn]

the guy who made it ws arleady an ass lma o

[rocky gale]

He is first captain of the Night Lords

[nocturne crest]

I'm pretty sure he was the one that kept calling out Kurze on his bullshit.

Also came up with "Death of the false emperor."

They should bring him back, but make him join the imperium.

[lament shoal]

Isn't he dead lol

[near wasp]

Yes

But some crazy people think he had a eldar soul stone

[nocturne crest]

I think they're talking about Jago, not kurze.

[nocturne crest]

Here is my Answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTLC_uiGFA

[near wasp]

Ah

[nocturne crest]

They could bring back anyone except Sanguinus and Horus.

[unique aurora]

how bad is firewarrior the game?

[nocturne crest]

And Ferrus manus.

[lament shoal]

Was aboutta say those two seem pretty dead lol

There's rumors of Ferrus coming back in the legion of the damned

[storm jungle]

its very bad lol

but thats largely just due to how old it is

its like a Doom-clone but you just massacre everyone as a fire warrior, its very funny

[nocturne crest]

I've seen some footage of it. You can use imperium weapons as a fire warrior in it.

[lament shoal]

Some people at the time thought it would be the halo killer lmao

[arctic talon]

Extremely bad

lol

[nocturne crest]

Yeah. Turns out that the killer was Microsoft.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQhsOG5rNl4

[unique aurora]

ok.. you guys saved me 2.99 🙂 its on sale on GoG

and i remember being morbidly interested in it at the time...

coz back then 40k games were really few and far between. sheesh 2006. 19 years ago

[woven plank]

https://external-preview.redd.it/n0Mnw7C3An0MFWg-CUqQ0oFcoFtcOJwIbE9dyQG3PLk.jpg?auto=webp&s=1445636c4bb6f70d2b792ca1c14073e6024db2c2

doughnut armor

Watch a greater demon grab one of em and dip em in their coffee for breakfast

[storm jungle]

true fat-ass

[storm jungle]

https://youtu.be/yDh_aoyZT38

id recommend this

it dives well enough into it lol

[nocturne crest]

I wish the actual model had the gun on top.

[storm jungle]

prob future mini

[crisp heath]

Its bad enough that even though its the only dedicated Tau game Tau fans won't play

[arctic talon]

It’s a dif armor model in universe lol

That’s Vulkans weird prototype

As for why GW didn’t retcon it into saturnine

[storm jungle]

Yeah GW backpedalled hard on that shit

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

die

[arctic talon]

Saturnine is quickly becoming dominion 2 but even worse

lol

It’s on 40% sale already

💀

It took dominion most of 3e to reach that low

[storm jungle]

Also the entire reason they even named it Saturnine is because they knew people would buy the fuck out of it. I extremely respect it as a business decision, id do the same lol

[arctic talon]

They def over produced

In the issue

[storm jungle]

Its fine

[arctic talon]

It sold well but not as well as AoD

[storm jungle]

plastic slop is plastic slop

[storm jungle]

nvm based

[arctic talon]

And also the AoS one lol

Dominion sold better

GW also infamously overproduced dominion

But it sold way better then saturnine

Anyone who says this box is bad gets sent to hell

[storm jungle]

agreed, also the stormcasts in that box are cool af

love my fat murder-knights

[arctic talon]

Ngl I have 1 big complaint with the box

It’s that the stormcast are the wrong stormhost

But that’s nerd shit

[prime seal]

jago's kind of dead though

[storm jungle]

Hes fine hes just sleeping

[dapper gyro]

unconscious

[valid needle]

Hippity hoppity bibbity bobity thine skibidi rizz drip doth runneth

[median star]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/957528534421737502/1333780571914240102/1744059686737854769-1.gif

[daring creek]

same

I can't sleep yet due to needing to help two over grown children

[crystal forum]

i legit dont get why they decided to focus the new box on a dread and terminators when most HH players already have those

i like the mark 2 armour though

even though i can't afford any official models anymore

[arctic talon]

Also no vehicles in it + an upgrade sprue lol

The saturnine stuff being decisive design wise aside

The box looks like worse value at a glance

[wintry cloud]

Stuff came in today

[daring creek]

Blue men

Why is that one doing the soy point

[storm jungle]

it looks cool leave him alone

[dapper gyro]

Why do they paint toilet seat on their shoulder?

[daring creek]

They're skibidi.

They will be the first victims of Skibidi assimilation.

[dire loom]

Wdym?

I'm blind

Oh!!!

[dire loom]

Yeah, I agree. The meme point does look cool, Sah!

[arctic talon]

40k without screaming pointing people is not 40k

[dapper gyro]

Oh no, you are brain rotten. I hope that it is not terminal.

[dire loom]

Do you have anymore of these type of memes?

[lament shoal]

These are the only two I have unfortunately

[dire loom]

Do you have any other Warhammer 40k memes?

Hard to find em, I already have most of the mainstream ones but there's always those hidden gems.

[lament shoal]

A lot lol

[dire loom]

Too much work to dig throughout the Internet though and time consuming..

[dire loom]

Nice

@lament shoal share with me 5 Imperial Guard memes. If I already have em, it's okay.

I don't wanna trouble you too much. Lol

I'll take what I can get.

Actually 5 Darktide veteran memes

That would be better

[lament shoal]

That's all I got

In terms of stuff that fit your request that is

[sacred bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cun-LZvOTdw

[lament shoal]

@storm jungle Need ur input on something

There's a dude with a homophobic profile in the rogue trader server but idk if I should point it out to the mods because he hasn't actually done anything yet

Also its a space marine pfp, as expected

[dark moon]

Unasked for advice from me: I’d point it out even if they haven’t done anything. The less of these types of “x”phobic people infest Warhammer, the better.

Also, although they haven’t done anything yet, I can infer that they’ll do something eventually if their profile is blatantly homophobic.

[arctic talon]

Considering a majority of them are mid yeah

lol

[dark moon]

Also, at least the mods will know to keep an eye on them.

[lament shoal]

Alrighty will do, ty

[dark moon]

Just my 2-shillings.

[lament shoal]

Also yeah there's really no other way to interpret this guy's bio lmao

[dark moon]

Christ. Yeah, we’d be better off without clowns like this infesting Warhammer.

[dire loom]

Nice

[outer wave]

What an obnoxious sod

[dire loom]

He's not bugging anyone though. Not that I know of anyways.

I do believe having woke stuff for the sake of woke with little to no effort and laziness into implementing stuff that people would consider "woke" can be harmful. Especially if it's just a bad game, movie etcetera overall but you get labeled as "sexist" or "racist" just because you have an opinion about something.

No one should be labeled as bad just because they don't like woke stuff.

Woke is use as a generalized slang term now for people on the right as "fake woke people who are crazy" that's what woke means to people on the right. At least most of the people on the right that aren't actually bad.

The new Star Wars trilogy is a perfect example of that. Sure it has some redeemable stuff, but just a few..

What I wish they did with Finn is have em as a loyal stormtrooper, I don't like the lazy reused trope of "oh they rebel". Wasted potential. Doesn't matter anyways, damage has been done. Also, he's not wrong about the rainbow thing either. It's actually a part of the faith.

Crazy that we're witch hunting a guy who may or may not be actually bad based on "go woke go broke" and their faith.

It's not like he hates people or doing a hate crime.

Then it be a different story all together.

Also, people like that will always exist in Warhammer 40k communities, official, public or fan made private etc.

Can't really gate keep that.

You should welcome all, as long as they're not actually bad.

[prime seal]

go sleep youre stoopid as is not sleeping will kiss even more neurons

[outer wave]

When your profile mentions that rainbows aren't supposed to represent your degeneracy, Im pretty sure he doesnt have the best of intentions for most if not all LGBT+ folks Im sorry.

[dire loom]

Lol nice

[dire loom]

Calling someone a degenerate is a opinion. Not fact.

Your suppose to ignore bad actors.

[dark moon]

Ignoring them is how they infested Warhammer in the first place.

That can also be applied to modern politics, but I don’t want to get into that today.

[outer wave]

I dunno man, Ive been on that side before, and that shit quickly spirals into a "fact" that they like to spew out because everyone says the same shit about LGBT+ folks over and over again.

[dire loom]

They were always there though.

Just pushed aside and they made their own communities.

[dark moon]

Yeah, unfortunately. But at least they were silent and kept their hateful bs to themselves.

[lament shoal]

I wasn't even referring to profile status or his religion, just the blatantly homophobic statement in his bio

[arctic talon]

ultimately the mods will do whatever they find necessary, a lot of servers generally tell people to change their status/stuff if its against rules

lol

[dire loom]

Well, we get along Sah. That should be some proof enough.

[dark moon]

The ways things have been going in politics over these past 8 years has only emboldened these rats to come out of the woodwork and spread their hateful rhetoric around.

[dark moon]

But again, I’m too tired to get into that can of worms today.

[dire loom]

Maybe I'm just one of the few rare tolerable ones IDK. Lol

[arctic talon]

nah

[dark moon]

If you’re not spreading hateful rhetoric, you’re fine. Simple as that.

[arctic talon]

the truth is most people are normal

lol

[rose thorn]

"the rainbow is gods promise not to flodo the earth not your symbol of degenercy" mf what?

[dire loom]

Only thing I hate is heretics and Xenos Sah.

Unless it's the Dark Eldar baddies. Then commissar might have to put me down.

[outer wave]

Fair and I try to be amicable, and I can see a couple of your points, but still doesnt mean that one guy above that was screenshot doesnt sound like an obnoxious prick

[dark moon]

There is no “grey area” with that statement, anyone with a functioning brain can tell that it’s hateful to the various lgbt groups.

[arctic talon]

Ultimately tell the mods if they have mod mail and they'll do whatever tbh

thats my take

lol

[lament shoal]

I already sent a ticket to them about the guy so

[arctic talon]

if its against server rules

[queen laurel]

same here I am of a fair judge that so far since he has done nothing really just

send the mods his rather questionable PFP stuff and let them see what they will do

[rose thorn]

i know its jsut utter psychosis lmao espeically for something with a 40k pfp

[rose thorn]

i dont get why people do that with their bio

whos reading your bio and going "omg yoru right.. my gayness is wrong..."

[dire loom]

That's actually really fair.

Usually it's just the bolter in most cases.

[dark moon]

To ragebait I guess. And to “own the libs” or whatever those clowns on the right say nowadays

[rose thorn]

lmao

[arctic talon]

[dire loom]

They're probably trolling too, could be a possibility.

[queen laurel]

now i don't like generalising people but a space marine PFP plus that text combination it does not make his case look good I'm gonna be honest

[arctic talon]

Guh

[outer wave]

He has all the flags to being that kind of person

[dire loom]

Lol yeah the stereotype

[young pecan]

the concept of ragebaiting is a concept fabricated by the right that gives them an excuse to delay you shooting them in the face when they say that they hate brown and gay people

if they ragebait they're a loser in the first place seeking attention

[arctic talon]

ragebating is like

neutral lol

you can ragebait without politics involved

???

[young pecan]

true, I just felt like saying that

[queen laurel]

there's a reason it exists because literally there have been many documented cases of people with having spaceman PFP being rather insane

like having a space marine PFP is literally something that would immediately give people on the defensive unfortunately

[young pecan]

The second part is still true though

[lament shoal]

Honestly feel bad for the space marine pfp people who are actually normal

They didn't ask for this lol

[rose thorn]

they should get a stormcast pfp

[queen laurel]

Oh like genuinely people can have a space marine PFP and be good people that's true but like there is a reason there's a stigma around space marine PFP

[young pecan]

And as we know, being a loser in usually synonymous with that demographic

[rose thorn]

[arctic talon]

Yes ragebaiting is usually just like

to get peopels attention

or be a little shit

[dire loom]

Damn shame. You have a point though, there are stereotypes for a reason.

[dark moon]

The past 8 years has made me go from “yeah, let’s try to work with the other side and find common ground for the betterment of the country” to “the other side is full of a bunch of irredeemable racist and homophobic bigots, no more bipartisanship views” as you can see.

[rose thorn]

let me get hte NL quote

https://youtube.com/shorts/Wxr51UITHYI?si=Z8xB0AvtxlJzaU1_

[young pecan]

I see in left-leaning spaces people reacting to those sorts with "is this guy serious?? does he actually mean that???? surely he ragebaiting????????" which is why I said that

So in this context, labeling it as ragebait is detrimental to the punishment that that person should incur

[arctic talon]

okay but rage bating is literally political space agnostic

[young pecan]

But yes it's neutral in a void

[arctic talon]

it happens regardless

much like trolling

[young pecan]

I already agreed with that

I don't see the point of lingering on that

[arctic talon]

I'm too tired for this conversation

[rose thorn]

i jsut assume all internet trolls and stupid people on the internets are bots since there is a 60% chance they are

and i go on with my day

[arctic talon]

there's a lot of bots nowadays lol

[young pecan]

#supershit

[dark moon]

Based approach, last I heard, a majority are just Russian bots.

[arctic talon]

meant to incite more aggresive political rhetoric

fun fact

[rose thorn]

yeha im not gonna let the bots harvest my data

because they spam white replacement conspiracies or somethign stupid

[dark moon]

That has unfortunately likely heavily contributed to humanity being in this shitty current timeline.

[arctic talon]

I mean it was literally in the Russian playbook funnily enough

that was public

[young pecan]

Oh noooo the baddies of other races want to dilute your white purity soooo badddd oh nooo

[arctic talon]

lol

you can see the effects of it

though government sponsored bot farms are def from more then just Russia nowadays

[dark moon]

Yeah.

[arctic talon]

and also outsourcing lol

I took a class on data collection

its grim

LOL

[lament shoal]

"My lobster's too buttery, my steak's too juicy."

[rose thorn]

did yous ee the article about russia having a detrimentally low popualtion

[arctic talon]

no

[rose thorn]

teh current population of russia is teh same as it was in like 1937

[dark moon]

Anyways, I’m gonna sleep now. Goodnight you beautiful, progressive, and politically sane people.

[rose thorn]

nai nai

[young pecan]

Unrelated but I did one singular ten pull and got the summer Maruzensky

Thank fucking god I don't have to try to force Mayano into sprint anymore

[arctic talon]

bruh

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GxdjtDdWIAA19YB.gif

[young pecan]

Awful evil career

[rose thorn]

?

[lament shoal]

I did a ten pull today and got none of the event variants

[young pecan]

Maruzensky wins every single race in the four different careers I've put her in

[arctic talon]

I do not want to spend money on the gacha

lol

They pulled the good thing from it

[opaque coyote]

Also half of the white supremacists that exist are actually like

[arctic talon]

online are fake

yes

its more

[opaque coyote]

People of different races living in third world countries

[arctic talon]

most politically extreme commentators online on either political spectrum

are either bots

or people being paid to post that sort of stuff

[opaque coyote]

I LOVE GAMBLING

[lament shoal]

Also the current uma event has got me thinking of yakuza 0 because of the time periods they're based on lmao

[rose thorn]

Oh lmao

What game is it??

[young pecan]

It's so bleak

[lament shoal]

Umamusume pretty derby

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-zoom-intense-zoom-small-gif-gif-13609141745343590120

[young pecan]

I was debating saving my carats because Full Armor Fukukitaru is coming soon but I felt the SSR in my jorts behind that ten pull

[lament shoal]

Game where you train anime horse girls for racing that are based on irl race horses

[young pecan]

Thank you Cygames

[rose thorn]

OHHH

The game nl plays

[lament shoal]

Its also got a show which I recently started watching and its actually peak

So fucking funny

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-daiwa-scarlet-special-week-vodka-uma-musume-gif-11693792881395078105

[young pecan]

I heard the anime wasn't that great but I keep seeing edits of Tachyon tweaking to get to the finish line

They really spend the budget there

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-horse-you-have-alerted-the-horse-pretty-derby-uma-musume-gif-15063465391514740847

[lament shoal]

Special Weight

[young pecan]

Tell me that's real

[lament shoal]

It is lmao

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-uma-musume-pretty-derby-kazotsky-cossak-gif-780440016938528966

[arctic talon]

There's multiple different animes

Pretty Derby the main one is the lowest budget

lol

[lament shoal]

Yea I started that one lol

[arctic talon]

agnes is from the movie

for that

[lament shoal]

They need to give my girl haru her own show or movie man

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-ウマ娘-プリティーダービー-agnes-tachyon-beginning-of-a-new-era-gif-4392724993946552237

not enough aura

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-uma-musume-manhattan-cafe-meme-gif-4626929404224642049

[arctic talon]

I'm bored GW release a new crusade or warzone book

[crisp heath]

Whats the state of the war in darktide rn? It seems like its going pretty good for the imperium right now

[arctic talon]

[arctic talon]

Overall its a stalemate

[lament shoal]

Yeah for every cultist that gets killed another takes their place

[arctic talon]

The fact its not a victory means its a loss in the imperiums eyes at present

its gone on for too long, and its mostly fodder/cultists dying

in the case of the heretics

[lament shoal]

And thats why the Arbites were brought in too

Planet took too long to pay taxes

[arctic talon]

well they paid the taxes

just not enough

lol

[sacred ginkgo]

Tanks too busy being pipe bombed on atoma to get pipe bombed anywhere else

[lament shoal]

@arctic talon @young pecan speaking of pipe bombs

[arctic talon]

she's normal during valentines day

[young pecan]

Wouldn't that mean abnormal

Who brainwashed her

[crisp heath]

Wouldn't the cultists feel the same way? Chaos cults seem to be a rolling tide thing where they quickly build up and take over they dont really seem suited for long term standard warfare

[arctic talon]

They've got poxwalkers and a hole into the warp for daemons

so they don't care about attrition as much

[crisp heath]

Yeah but poxwalkers wont be enough if the mobian six takes too many losses

[sacred ginkgo]

Digging people out of a normal city is hellish
Trying to get someone out of a hive city is borderline impossible if they decide to hide

[arctic talon]

The sixth aren't taking a ton of losses compared to how they should be taking losses

the cult is taking a brunt

[lament shoal]

Also our former rejects are built different

[daring creek]

Would it be offensive to call space marines funko pops

[sacred ginkgo]

Idk

[young pecan]

Would be if they didn't deserve it

[sacred ginkgo]

Does it matter

[arctic talon]

yes because funko pops are ugly and marine minis aren't

[daring creek]

mmmmmm

[crisp heath]

When people are taking 40k to seriously I call them "little plastic toys" so I already kinda call them funko pops sometimes

[shadow plover]

boo

[dapper gyro]

Why does anyone even care about those shitty plastic things again?

[shadow plover]

same reason people care about labubus now

[sacred ginkgo]

Because™

Also holy shit that bolter is fucked

[dapper gyro]

It is like 1$ a piece to make, and a fucking pollution and landfill waste.

[outer wave]

Isnt it more like a stalemate thats gradually going in favour of the heretics?

[crisp heath]

They are good "I don't know what to get this person but I know they like blank" gifts

[shadow plover]

If someone would get me a funko-pop as a present I'd think they'd hate me

[rose thorn]

Still can’t fucking believe that Eldar didn’t get a Christmas army box still, or any army box for that matter

Battalions or what ever it’s called

[shadow plover]

Christmas box sets are never for every faction

Battleforces that is

[rose thorn]

Battle forces that’s what I meant

Eldar haven’t gotten one since 2015

[shadow plover]

think it's always a select 6

[rose thorn]

Elder got the second largest update in their history and got a combat patrol that includes 1 new kit

I’m just crashing out

[shadow plover]

Votann didn't even get a new release box set

[rose thorn]

They got a Christmas box

With new stuff

[shadow plover]

of old minis

[rose thorn]

It’s all old?

[shadow plover]

one new kit, the artillery

oh and the car

but the rest are old

but none with the models they have would get that box set

[rose thorn]

Isn’t the hero new?

[shadow plover]

no it's old

[rose thorn]

Damn

[shadow plover]

these are the new ones

[rose thorn]

Ahhhh

Oh and the named guy

[shadow plover]

ye and him

I would've probably gotten the battleforce if it had one or two of the new characters and the steeljacks instead of the berserkers and the old character

[rose thorn]

I was really hoping for an Eldar or kroot battle force

[shadow plover]

but I'm probably getting the Emperor's Children one anyways

[rose thorn]

That box is so fucking depressing it’s hilarious

It’s like

3 kits?

[shadow plover]

wdym it's amazing if you got the launch box

[rose thorn]

Oh yeah probably

[shadow plover]

it's literally everything except lucius of the new releases

these two go together so well

I only need the kakophoni character and lucius

it's 5 kits, the elite units come in kits of 3

no wait the noise marines don't

they're a kit of 6

[dire loom]

Thank you Sah. Will continue purging heretics for Emperah!

[dire loom]

Space dwarves would be cool for Darktide IMHO

[shadow plover]

I don't really see how they'd come up naturally in the narrative

[dire loom]

Who cares, give us space dwarves.

Eldar too and everything else while we're at it.

[shadow plover]

I care about the narrative

[dire loom]

I do too, but I want space dwarves, and Eldar. Mostly Eldar.

Eldar could fit, so no excuses there.

Already confirmed, and in-game but just not playable.

Yet..

[celest dome]

Leagues of Votaan wouldn't really make sense, Squats could.
But PoV issues make it unlikely

[dire loom]

But you're saying there is a chance, I like those odds Sah.

[shadow plover]

I've zero expectations that we'll get a playable eldar, at most a named character as a mission giver/story character

[dire loom]

I want Eldar

[crisp heath]

How funny would it be if they added a new mission to kill some big bad but when you get there hes already dead and there's a eldar teleporting away

Like the eldar saw a vision that in the future the chaos guy would hurt the eldar

[arctic talon]

I call them toy soldiers or green plastic men

[lament shoal]

I sometimes refer to my minis as war dollies lol

[celest dome]

Slim to none

[rocky gale]

How dare you mock my custom chapter their lore is extensive and serious, the Murderfists of Slaughtercide are not to be mocked

[fleet parcel]

Why is this so wholesome wth 😭

[crystal forum]

greasiest 40k character?

[shadow plover]

you, the player

[crystal forum]

no

[shadow plover]

yes

[crystal forum]

i'm oily not greasy

[spring cairn]

for how long could you provide light for a room if lit on fire ?

[near wasp]

I mean there was a warlord in China called like doazoa or something who was assassinated and was set on fire in streets and burned for days. Probably a pretty good estimate

[crystal forum]

i'm guessing that fat deposits burn slower since that's essentially what candles are made of

[storm jungle]

average chinese history moment

[crystal forum]

so if the fire isn't too hot like a gasoline fire it might last pretty long

we should light a fat politician on fire to find out

[shadow plover]

there's one very good candidate but the fumes will be toxic probably

[crystal forum]

then find a gym bro nazi and compare it to muscle burn time

[crystal forum]

botox fumes

[celest dome]

Depend on what fuel/accelerant you've doused yourself on

[rocky gale]

I light up a room with no flame

https://tenor.com/view/wigglytuff-pokemon-light-magicalshine-dazzling-gleam-gif-3645254900974930743

[wintry cloud]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/s/PJldepPeCb

Goated

[median star]

where khan smh

and vulkan

[sacred bluff]

it being updated slowly by artist

https://x.com/TFMsaad/status/1978871337142681616

Mohamed "TheFearMaster" Saad (Commissions open) (@TFMsaad)

roster update #6
we're almost there bros!
#warhammer40k #warhammerart

X · Oct 16, 2025, 5:11 PM

[storm jungle]

Racism.

[storm jungle]

Double racism.

[median star]

https://tenor.com/view/northernlion-hammers-nl-halloween-spooky-gif-13950356356208053446

[daring creek]

Not everything has a machine spirit right

I mean a pair of scissors doesn't have one, yeah?

Would something like a phone be one machine spirit or several

One for each component like a chip

Nono even better, a computer

Gpu machine spirit, cpu machine spirit, motherboard machine spirit?

[wet sandal]

generally cogitators are considered to have 1 machine spirit

but really its one of those things that entirely depends on the author

at the same time things like ships can have 1 machine spirit for the entire ship and smaller machine spirits for subsystems

[storm jungle]

Ones with functionable enough mechanical innards do

think of it like a human body yea as Alu said

a machine spirit gets more complex the bigger the machine is

[wet sandal]

its the same thing as asking whether a program is one thing or the different functions and methods inside it are separate entities

[storm jungle]

^^^

perfectly put yea

[wintry cloud]

Are necrons the only faction that can achieve FTL speed without the warp?

[storm jungle]

Eldar too with the webway

Necrons got everything from wormholes to pocket dimensions, its pretty funny

[queen laurel]

Tyranids travel FTL without the warp

They just basically use gravity to sling themselves across the universe but

[storm jungle]

tbh thats not using FTL so they dont really count

[queen laurel]

He said achieve FTL speed so I thought they counted

[storm jungle]

its not FTL speed

[wintry cloud]

On a technicality sure yeah

[storm jungle]

its just going slightly faster lol

[daring creek]

Did someone say ftl

[wintry cloud]

Guess warping space and stuff works

[wet sandal]

go go gadget 3 breach missiles

[queen laurel]

Really huh I thought they would just like compressed space to travel faster than light but then like stop like a a good chunk of a light year away because it will start affecting the planet

[storm jungle]

it just accelerates their pace

they dont superspeed through space

its why it takes them forever to get to places

[queen laurel]

Noted

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/sakamoto-nichijou-cat-plush-death-gif-9178639101841172402

[queen laurel]

Man I can't have shit in this chat

[median star]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/602077288296742913/1253870151904788490/86D5B304-8AC4-4618-86E5-F3E6006A40D2.gif

[queen laurel]

I am literally agreeing with you

[storm jungle]

[winged jacinth]

Tyranids have to have ftl

They've traveled over 100,000 lightyears in the last 10,000 years

They do space compression but the krakens have to do 10c or they'd still be on the galactic rim

[crystal forum]

death sentence

[winged jacinth]

Tyranid ftl is really slow compared to everyone including tau as of their last upgrade but they're still faster than light is

[prime seal]

has anyone ever claimed otherwise

[rocky gale]

Tyranids have the fastest ftl in 40k they always arrive exactly when the author wants them too

[winged jacinth]

Yeah dilara like 10 messages ago

Which sure its like an alcubierre drive where the space around you is moving not you but still

[prime seal]

necrons have the opposite power because they're really sleepy

[winged jacinth]

Necron ftl has actual unknown speed iirc despite presumably being the only tech with a constant speed lol

The ships just show up out of phase, how far did they travel and when did they start who knows

Technically the tau have the fastest ftl if you count ||the startide nexus ||

[prime seal]

nah necron tech still betta

it makes no sense for the tau not to have had ftl the second they started expanding

[storm jungle]

They got me on Ignore lol

[winged jacinth]

The tau having their slow ftl retconned was so dumb
Like why? Do you know how far apart stars are?

[storm jungle]

to be fair literally NOBODY liked that FTL change either, it was such a weird addition and probably one of the only examples of how a retcon actually ruined the lore

(contrary to what a lot of people in this fandom say)

[winged jacinth]

"Crossing the empire used to take months" writers earth is more than a lightyear from the nearest star and its probably got no useful planets

[prime seal]

counting tau lifespan yeah its complete stoopid but whatever

[storm jungle]

best I can do is a diesel FTL engine

🫡

[prime seal]

months would require ftl too lmfao

[winged jacinth]

Gravitic drives as warp skimmers was good

[storm jungle]

yeah tho theres a lot of ways to use FTL in the lore

its just kinda varied on bullshit technology

(also race-specifics)

[winged jacinth]

Tau did need faster ftl just to stay relevant

[storm jungle]

they are inside a necron dynasty space that is bigger than their entire borders

its cooked fam

[prime seal]

they need it to exist they can't expand without it

[storm jungle]

they barely expand as it is with it lol

[winged jacinth]

I like how instead of the gellar field slipstream drives use a whole ass antimatter shell

[storm jungle]

to be fair

only so much sci-fi jargon you can make up for lightspeed

[winged jacinth]

The tau expansion is all at the atoll right now i think?

[storm jungle]

Yeah it is

wait no its the Startide Nexus

[winged jacinth]

The nice places past the damoclese gulf are probably all in use

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Spheres_of_Expansion

[winged jacinth]

Startide nexus goes to the nem'yar atoll yeah

[storm jungle]

no Bikini Atoll gang 😔

[winged jacinth]

Is gonna be once the imperium hears about it

With their 500 gigaton nuclear missiles

[storm jungle]

no its gonna be once I fucking get you

[winged jacinth]

Writers be like "how big should a nuke be"
"I don't know maybe we should look some stuff up"
"Nah just make every missile 100x earths entire nuclear arsenal"

[storm jungle]

🫡

also tbh

[prime seal]

the nukes we have rn seem fictional, it makes no sense for that power output to be needed for anything

[storm jungle]

its either that or gravitonic warheads

or virus bombs

or about any other WMD the imperium has i guess

[winged jacinth]

They're described as being used in groups for exterminatus
You... wouldnt need 2 lol

[storm jungle]

you sometimes do

(mostly because writers dont care)

[vagrant fox]

nuke twice exterminatus once don't worry

[winged jacinth]

Well yeah but that's because they don't know what a 500 gigaton explosion entails lol

[storm jungle]

never nuke the imperium twice

[storm jungle]

who does tbh

maybe it will create godzilla

[winged jacinth]

Someone with a calculator

[storm jungle]

Yeah not you

hand it over

[winged jacinth]

The whole planet will be oven temp and radioactive for a couple hundred years

[storm jungle]

we can manage it

gonna need anti-rad macro temperature engines

[prime seal]

you know what we do with ovens? cook cakes

humanity has already mastered ovens

[winged jacinth]

I guess they wouldnt cause total extinction now that i look at it
Mass extinction for sure but its much weaker than the chicxulub impact

[storm jungle]

they'll get better

dont think about it oomfie

[vagrant fox]

cook?

[storm jungle]

Captain Heisenberg....

also related nuke content

[forest orbit]

LMAO

fuck thats good

[vagrant fox]

silverhand free us

[storm jungle]

Kill corpos.

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-morgan-freeman-true-gif-14543545972329601863

[crystal forum]

do you guys think invincible vs will be good

[nocturne crest]

Do you think the blood angels either turn out looking like a blond Dracula or looking like Nosferatu?

[crystal forum]

i dont even play fighting games

[nocturne crest]

It depends if they go down the comic route and add crossover heroes to it, like Spawn?

[queen laurel]

why are you interested in invincibles versus

genuine question

[crystal forum]

it says the game will be focused on the show

[crystal forum]

im rewatching invincible rn

[nocturne crest]

Maybe.

[crystal forum]

and i want to play the immortal so i can have him actually be as cool as i want him to be

[queen laurel]

I mean from what I've seen so far it seems they are doing well

But we can't really say because it is still you know getting made

[vagrant fox]

Well it certainly won't be a tenkaichi but it'll probably be fine at least

[near wasp]

Conquest is the best

[daring creek]

Would Micheal Jackson survive 40k

[prime seal]

mayb

it's really simple

[near wasp]

No

[daring creek]

But he can moonwalk

[prime seal]

you don't know ball he would unite everyone in 40k

[daring creek]

I think hes nurgle adjacent

For obvious reasons