40k-lore-chat

[spring cairn]

Cartographie des nuages

bwahaha

quebec never stop translating everything please

it's awesome

[crystal forum]

is that not a literal translation

[spring cairn]

it is

0 efforts

[rose thorn]

GTYAAHAHAHAAHGAAG

"cloud mapping"

[spring cairn]

you know the movie Cars, well they managed to peak there too

[crystal forum]

isnt it bolides

[spring cairn]

bagnoles

i'm howling

[rose thorn]

sorry automod

AWAAWYAWHWAHWHAAWHHA

[winged jacinth]

Most coherent western online guy opinion on the middle east
The druze were definitely not still oppressed back then or anything

[spring cairn]

fucking Bagnoles

[winged jacinth]

Oh god what a scroll when i posted that

[rose thorn]

AHAHHAHAHA

[crystal forum]

the french title is
cars: quatres roues

that's even worse

both languages in the title

[languid meadow]

Seems pedantic but what did I expect

[spring cairn]

check this out

[queen laurel]

Alright fellas we won out bingo today

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[crystal forum]

gay jay should be the free slot

[spring cairn]

Pulp fiction is Fiction Pulpeuse

baaaaaa

[crystal forum]

ok that one is funny

[rose thorn]

were talking anout movie titals

titles

[spring cairn]

I like my fiction bien pulpeuse

[winged jacinth]

How did they do the royale with cheese scene in the french dub

[spring cairn]

like my orange juice

[crystal forum]

extra pulpe in my fiction please

[rose thorn]

PAHAHAAHAHAAH

[languid meadow]

Maggie we're gonna skin you twin

[winged jacinth]

"Do you know what they call a royale with cheese in america? A quarter pounder"

[crystal forum]

wtf is a pound

[rose thorn]

what did id o

[languid meadow]

Idk I got bored and chose a chatter at random

[spring cairn]

i never watched any dub for pulp fiction so i wouldn't know

[winged jacinth]

British currency ideal for buying plastic from liverpool

[crystal forum]

average psycho998 chat interaction

[spring cairn]

Saw was translated to Décadence for some fucking reason

[languid meadow]

Why is there a pool full of livers

[crystal forum]

that one i know yeah

[spring cairn]

I would've liked it better if they called it Scie

[crystal forum]

it's a good name i think

[spring cairn]

it would've been funnier

[crystal forum]

it fits

[winged jacinth]

Better than a pool full of diers

Not by much

[crystal forum]

i had to hear spongebob's name in french my entire pre college life in school

i was the only person who watched it in englishj

bob l`éponge

[spring cairn]

Fast and Furious is Rapides et Dangereux

i love this

[winged jacinth]

Quebecs language laws are so ridiculous its great (because i don't live or go there)

[crystal forum]

i wish i could remember the funny ones

but there's a couple

[spring cairn]

American pie is Folies de graduation

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*

[crystal forum]

especially when i have to learn wtf movie people are talking about

that was my whole life growing up

[winged jacinth]

Did they pass that law where like doctors could only practice in french

[spring cairn]

i love quebec i really do

[winged jacinth]

They saw how shitty the french academy of language is and went "we can do better (worse)"

[spring cairn]

I think i'll go watch Tireur d'élite américain

and then maybe Austin Powers : L'Agent 00 sexe

[crystal forum]

the funny thing is quebec did the whole protecting french thing before france started

[spring cairn]

that's my codename btw

agent 00 sexe

[crystal forum]

anyways it also means i dont have access to whatever IP that doesnt bother to make a french version

which is why it took me so long to get WH+

and i missed out on year 1 vindicare model

[languid meadow]

all of Canada lost WH+ because of this btw unless they changed it but I remember getting the message that the service was no longer available

[spring cairn]

u guys use qwerty there ?

[crystal forum]

yeah

we dont use french keyboard

[spring cairn]

odd

[winged jacinth]

People say alberta is canadas texas but i don't think the US has anything like a Quebec

[crystal forum]

we also have our own keyboard setting

[spring cairn]

ofc

[crystal forum]

canadian french

[daring creek]

Wyoming

[remote wadi]

In Portugal we all speak English, we all have acess to pretty much all content
It's just when they have to import that it gets tricky

[winged jacinth]

How diverged is canadian french from academy french? Compared to say, spain spanish vs mexican spanish

[languid meadow]

I mean Louisiana since it has a distinct French culture (creole)

[remote wadi]

Cause I swear Spain can get all online marketing but to Portugal you have to go to Spain to pick it

[spring cairn]

portugueses are very good at english

and it's cuz they don't dub

and it's kinda based

[crystal forum]

idk i dont speak dirt latin but i can say it's close because of conscious effort from the ministry of education to minimize the quebec dialect

[winged jacinth]

Most other countries have robust language education that starts early and continues too lol

[remote wadi]

Brasilians Already dub if we want a Portuguese version

But we all prefer English

[winged jacinth]

Americans will learn a language for half a year in their 20s and call it good

[crystal forum]

most other countries just teach english out of necessity

[winged jacinth]

(Im one of these people)

[remote wadi]

We have 5th to 12 th grade english

And 3 years of another language

[vagrant fox]

2/3 languages are mandatory here depending on what you do it's mildly annoying

[winged jacinth]

Yeah english is the language of commerce and computing which was a big coup for the US

[languid meadow]

something something cultural victory

[crystal forum]

it's a lot less impressive to think that most of the world speaks 2 languages only out of necessity

[languid meadow]

I'm so mad that even in a Ecole junior high my French classes were so bad

teacher did not give a shit

[remote wadi]

Americans when they call themselves world champions cause they won the national league only to lose to new Zealand in actual worlds

[winged jacinth]

I speak 1 language because everyone else learns mine

[spring cairn]

one of my best friend is portuguese (europe w) and i love to remind how most game just call portugues brazilian in the language settings,

[crystal forum]

learning languages sucks

im fine with two

[remote wadi]

Trust me it is different

And we all prefer English

[crystal forum]

and i dont find it something to brag about just because i grew up where two were spoken

[winged jacinth]

im abysmal at languages but i think its a neurology thing

[spring cairn]

ik it is

[vagrant fox]

I genuinely like learning languages but it's a bother when it's forced because of schooling requirements

[crystal forum]

it's a specific part of the brain ye

[celest willow]

am I the only one who thinks it's weird that tech priests are more likley to keep there facial features but always rip-off there vocal cords for voic boxes

[spring cairn]

i speak 3 languages fluently but only because I've lived in the countries for 10+ years

[crystal forum]

some people are really good at it

[remote wadi]

I sck at languages cause my brain is wired for logical thinking

[vagrant fox]

what do you mean I can't go into higher education unless I learn a third foreign language dog

[remote wadi]

And language rules are inlogical

[celest willow]

Like why remove your human voice but keep the human face

[winged jacinth]

i have dyspraxia (among other things) so my neurology has some active problems

[crystal forum]

all your skill points went to chemistry

[spring cairn]

the most important part about learning a language is immersion

i'm sure anyone can do it

[vagrant fox]

Immersion is bigly

[arctic talon]

Don’t worry Chinese will become the global trade language instead/j

Yeah immersion matters a ton

lol

[winged jacinth]

i went back to school to finish my degree and they want me to restart a language and do 3 quarters of it im going to try and get exempted via psychiatrist

[vagrant fox]

I learnt an Inuit language through immersion and I spoke it better than Danish for a long time

[languid meadow]

pretty sure I had a higher chance to learn Ukrainian than French due to living here

[crystal forum]

i feel like it will remain english for along time just because of how hard chinese is to learn

[arctic talon]

The only reason I can speak and understand 3 languages well is via immersion

[arctic talon]

It will

[spring cairn]

I didn't learn english, I absorbed it

[arctic talon]

That’s why it was a joke

[celest willow]

some over do it if am being honest -_-

[winged jacinth]

i took 2 quarters of sign language 10 years ago which is enough for admissions but graduation wants 3 quarters and i cannot take ASL 3 lmao

[remote wadi]

I learned English by raw dogging games in English

[crystal forum]

like french remained the language of trade for a long time after the french empire

[remote wadi]

Eventually I knew what they were saying

[winged jacinth]

taking ASL at all was a mistake because my fingers dont work good either turns out

[arctic talon]

Mandarin being a trade language would be god awful for most of the world because it’s awful to learn for most people lol

[celest willow]

am illiterate in my own language bc of the damn education system :/

[vagrant fox]

one day I'll learn manchu and I'll enter the trading scene trust

[remote wadi]

Try learning Portuguese

We have sounds you can't pronounce physically

[winged jacinth]

english is the world language
we call it the lingua franca as a result

[languid meadow]

ooo speaking of that @crystal forum do you guys have perogies in stores in the east, I've heard stories that they don't sell em there.

[spring cairn]

I did 1 year of chinese but couldn't be arsed to learn a new alphabet

[arctic talon]

I’m ngl if I add a fourth language before I learn how to read the third language I know well I think my grandmother will beat me to death

lol

[spring cairn]

wo shi

[celest willow]

id say depends on the continent

[queen laurel]

me speaking chinese but my tone was very off so therefore instead of saying what I wanted I said I wanna write an iguana big style and destroy Tokyo

[crystal forum]

we have polish people here too

[remote wadi]

Damn

[celest willow]

if your in the southern parts of africa french is much better

[winged jacinth]

if you're doing truly long distance business its in english

[arctic talon]

I do wonder if English will be replaced as the “average” trade language at some point

[remote wadi]

I learned Spanish cause of online games

[winged jacinth]

if you're in a french colonial core it can be in french within that

[arctic talon]

I mean probably

[remote wadi]

They flamed me in Spanish so many times I learned it

[arctic talon]

But more so when

lol

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/luce-rock-throw-luce-throw-rock-gif-4906254461038615473

polish people piss me off sometimes

[celest willow]

true

[languid meadow]

but lets not get into that

[vagrant fox]

Hard to say at this point, surely past a few hundred years

[celest willow]

isnt that the catholic mascot😭

[languid meadow]

yeah lmfao

[spring cairn]

we love poles in germany

(lie)

[crystal forum]

it's inevitable yeah, even if it's english replacing itself with a new english or smth. languages evolve constantly

[winged jacinth]

the thing about english is that speaking it perfectly is weird and complicated and hard but speaking it intelligably is pretty easy

[remote wadi]

English problem is there's thing you don't have a word for

[languid meadow]

I sometimes lump Poles into the same category as Scottish Nationalists

[remote wadi]

You have to actually explain cause they don't have a word for it

[arctic talon]

That’s like

Most languages

[remote wadi]

Missing someone in English isn't the same as in Portuguese

We have 2 different words for it

[crystal forum]

yeah they have all the femboys

[winged jacinth]

not a lot of wild sounds and while it has irregularities its pretty... irregularity resistant? you can just ignore them and it still comes across fine which is not really the case for some other languages

[remote wadi]

And they mean different types of missing someone

But you have to actually express it

[spring cairn]

but scottish nationalism kinda based tho

[remote wadi]

It scks man

[winged jacinth]

the biggest problem with english is we have SO MANY words

[languid meadow]

I rather have my twinks not speak fucked up spells at me

[remote wadi]

Nah english lacks words

[vagrant fox]

English has like six different ways of saying you miss someone depending on your meaning

[crystal forum]

that's finnish

[vagrant fox]

probably more

[remote wadi]

In Portuguese you have 8 words for the same thing in different context

In English you have one word for all context

It's too neutral

[languid meadow]

"we were oppressed like the Irish !! ! " Ignore the fact that they were the core reason the empire even exists and were one of the driving forces in NI

[crystal forum]

portugese does not sound latin based i hate it

[celest willow]

🌈 Scandinavia🐬

[spring cairn]

would you rather give genders to every word like french does

[remote wadi]

We didn't wanna be Spanish ok

We had to diverge

[celest willow]

arabic also does that

[vagrant fox]

I do kind of want to learn Romanian if I had to pick up a romance language but French or Italian might be more useful to me

[remote wadi]

Portuguese does that too

[spring cairn]

never too late for a change of heart, especially when it would benefit the EU

[winged jacinth]

this is a lack of knowledge of english vocabulary because you can get by with a tiny fraction
english has something like 3 times as many words in use as portuguese

[celest willow]

Idk why all chairs have to be men bruh

[crystal forum]

romanian language surrounded by slavs

somehow surviving

[languid meadow]

I don't like em because they whitewash history

also because they're annoying

[winged jacinth]

if i have to learn a language i think im going to do intensive german or something it seems like the one that will piss me off the least

[remote wadi]

I disagree but we all speak English here

[spring cairn]

fair fair

[remote wadi]

So you need 0 vocabulary to get by here

[winged jacinth]

this isnt an opinion its a straight up statistical fact lol

[languid meadow]

I have a feeling some of my ancestors left Scotland because the Scottish were annoying

[remote wadi]

Even if you speak Spanish we get it

It's not cause our language lacks expressionism

It's Portuguese people just get it

[winged jacinth]

excluding scientific words etc english has about 1.5 million words in fairly common use

[spring cairn]

the scottish countryside is beautiful tho

[valid needle]

We were oppressed first actually

[vagrant fox]

I've yet to meet an annoying Scot but every Norwegian I've met has been an asshole
It's just happenchance innit

[remote wadi]

We understand what you mean

For no reason at all

[spring cairn]

i need to go there next year

[crystal forum]

portugal is so lame that it's not even the most famous portugese speaking country

[arctic talon]

bruh

[spring cairn]

scotland's always been on my travel radar

[remote wadi]

True

Brasil exists

[winged jacinth]

knife to portugals heart

[spring cairn]

i love telling this to my friend

[remote wadi]

But you guys can't get rid of us

[valid needle]

Yes it’s very beautiful here

[spring cairn]

it never gets old

[winged jacinth]

they used to be a colonial superpower now they're spains nose

[spring cairn]

never ever

[remote wadi]

We have the best military position and touristic places

Ur doomed to accept our existance

[crystal forum]

just become part of spain bro

why do you still exist

[remote wadi]

Never

[valid needle]

Sure thing big man

[winged jacinth]

iberians when the british STILL control gibraltar 😠

[remote wadi]

Our entire history is about how Spanish are crybabies that stopped us

[languid meadow]

they always bring up the BRITISH EMPIRE that oppressed them not England, at least the ones I've interacted with online. Now granted that's not all of them but it's still annoying.

[remote wadi]

Literally Spain exists cause they cried to the pope

We would have conquered that land

[celest willow]

where are you know?

[remote wadi]

But no they cried to the pope

[dire loom]

Opens refrigerator

[winged jacinth]

crying to the pope is a hallmark of european history

[remote wadi]

True

[dire loom]

Classic Warhammer 40k community politics

[winged jacinth]

you're not really a country if you never cried to the pope

[dire loom]

[valid needle]

It was the English. The British empire was a Scottish design.

[dire loom]

leaves refrigerator door open

[crystal forum]

england did the opposite of crying to the pope

[spring cairn]

my second favourite bit is asking them if the language written or being spoken is spanish when it's obviously portuguese

[winged jacinth]

eventually but they cried to the pope a few times beforehand

[spring cairn]

"bro they speaking spanish"

[valid needle]

English got nothing but battered lol

[crystal forum]

i always do that with brazilians, like saying hello and goodbye in spanish but they never get the bit

[dire loom]

Good thing we can just ignore the hate and just get along with each other.

[winged jacinth]

also catholic movements trying to unseat the anglicans were always crying to the pope but the british isles are too far away

[dire loom]

[languid meadow]

From Aberdeen and far in the north I would need to ask my grandparents for the full location on the second half of the family.

since they always said "the north"

like what

that doesn't tell me anything

[winged jacinth]

I'm a descendant of the ducal house of northumberland

[spring cairn]

caralho fodes

[winged jacinth]

something 4 digits so not bad

[valid needle]

Highlands and generally above the central belt.

I am central belt

[celest willow]

I come from turks and Egyptian peasents

my genepool is weird as hell

[crystal forum]

british had the best spawn location and act like they won in history through sheer strength of character

[winged jacinth]

great great grandma was a dukes daughter

[spring cairn]

the type of shit a hoi4 player would say

type shi

[winged jacinth]

the british got lucky that they had already been relying on boats with guns on them when boats with guns became the most important thing in the entire world

[crystal forum]

sure is easy to have the most powerful navy in the world when YOU DONT NEED AN ARMY

[dire loom]

That's just logic Sahs

[celest willow]

the brits are that one guy who grinds up his character in the worst player area just to terrorize everyone in the well known XP zones

[winged jacinth]

and when you need an army you just get a bunch of indian guys

[crystal forum]

just a minor advantage in seafaring

[hallow saddle]

portugal mentioned

[spring cairn]

just like big tech company do nowadays

just get a bunch of indian guys

[winged jacinth]

they actually had a huge advantage you wouldnt think of which is accurate naval clocks

[dire loom]

How is that navy nowadays though?

[crystal forum]

ye im joking ofc

[dire loom]

Seems like us muricans doing most of the patrolling nowadays.

[winged jacinth]

clocks were maybe the biggest advantage the brits had in the age of exploration and colonialism

which is weird to think about

[hallow saddle]

brits 🤝 portugese

[winged jacinth]

but they tell you how far east or west you are

[crystal forum]

and yet brits still managed to get invaded

[winged jacinth]

before you'd just die

[crystal forum]

many times

[hallow saddle]

many many times haha

[dire loom]

Invaded?

[spring cairn]

americans were the invaders

[dire loom]

England under the crown last time I checked.

[winged jacinth]

thats because getting across the channel doesnt require going east or west just north lol

[languid meadow]

people always forget the island was invaded and colonized a bajillion times before William

[spring cairn]

they weren't americans then but still

[crystal forum]

normans

[winged jacinth]

or if you're a dane just going west

[hallow saddle]

before then, the norwegians

[dire loom]

Their colonies?

[hallow saddle]

and the danes

and the saxons

[languid meadow]

Romans, Saxons, Danes, Swedes, Norwegians, Normans

[dire loom]

Didn't know they still had those.

[hallow saddle]

and the romans

[languid meadow]

everyone wanted that island

[dire loom]

I thought they cut the chain long ago.

[winged jacinth]

you can still see the danelaw on a bunch of demographic maps its really funny

[dire loom]

Not worth it they said

[crystal forum]

romans left because it was too gross

[dire loom]

[hallow saddle]

in fact we're invaded so many times theres no real thing as a british person

we are a mix of loads of ppl

[crystal forum]

like modern romans lol

and italians

[winged jacinth]

yeah as the empire started to struggle they finally went "why the fuck are we here what are we doing" and left

[spring cairn]

just a weird amalgamation

[dire loom]

Ah, the Saxons. My ancestral peoples.

Anglo Saxons

[spring cairn]

brits legit be the only people i see their "tribal ancestor" being depicted like this

[dire loom]

I heard they liked longbows.

[remote wadi]

We didn't cry to the pope

[hallow saddle]

another reason the flag shagging right wingers are stupid

[spring cairn]

likely cuz of that one roman account

[remote wadi]

We sold services for the pope

[dire loom]

And throwing rocks

Part Ogryn?

[remote wadi]

Like did you know some captains in the Spanish discoveries were Portuguese

[spring cairn]

yes we know

[crystal forum]

britain still being salty about not having the power they held 100 years ago

[spring cairn]

portuguese won't shut up about it

[dire loom]

What does that mean again? I forget.

[celest willow]

honest to go the fact that we went from roman empire, Spartans and the egyptian empire to the medieval ages was a crazy flop for humanity as a whole

[hallow saddle]

its just british version of MAGA

[remote wadi]

Don't do that

[languid meadow]

Spain and Portugal fumbled hard

[crystal forum]

i think you're messing up the timeline a bit bro 😭

[rose thorn]

every 40k faction

[remote wadi]

That's like speaking french to brish

[dire loom]

Still room for some more flops Sah.

[remote wadi]

We take it as an insult

[dire loom]

[crystal forum]

the egyptians were like a thousand years before romans

lmao

[vagrant fox]

so true bestie

[languid meadow]

Also Spartans were like 1200 ish years before the romans as well no?

[celest willow]

I am making a crude generalization but you get what I mean

[languid meadow]

like the height of their power

[remote wadi]

Rome had to pay us to beat us

[spring cairn]

yes

[hallow saddle]

ancient egypt spanned a huge length of time tbf

[remote wadi]

They couldn't beat us in glorious terrain combat

So they paid for betrayal

[spring cairn]

height of acient greece predates the romans

by a lot

[winged jacinth]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reconquista

[crystal forum]

egyptians were considered ancient history even by the roman period

[remote wadi]

As a Portuguese now we didn't we were genius

[winged jacinth]

the romans actually had an egyptomania period like the brits did

[remote wadi]

Do you understand how many less responsibility we have now

[winged jacinth]

its really awesome

[celest willow]

depends on the dynasty

[languid meadow]

well now you're broke

[dire loom]

[crystal forum]

yeah and they ended up having a rich family roleplay as pharaoes it's so funny

[winged jacinth]

you can find 2000 year old reproductions of egyptian art that was already 2000 years old at the time

[crystal forum]

the ptolemaic period is funny

[dire loom]

Didn't Caesar literally had one night stand though with Cleo? Bare minimum?

[crystal forum]

it's literally the white pharaoe meme

[winged jacinth]

the ptolemaic dynasty were macedonian greeks i thought

[hallow saddle]

lead egypt
is greek

[remote wadi]

Exactly we did the pope job

We didn't cry to him

[crystal forum]

oops nvm then

[remote wadi]

We worked for him

[dire loom]

How can something exist and be considered ancient history in present time?

[spring cairn]

they were yes

[dire loom]

[vagrant fox]

Bunch of inbred greeks/macedonians yea

[crystal forum]

yeah they were after alexander invaded egypt i remember now

[hallow saddle]

ya ptolemy was one of Alexander's generals

[winged jacinth]

what do you mean

[crystal forum]

and they were still in power when caesar was around right

[winged jacinth]

egypt has existed semi-continuously for basically all of recorded history

[crystal forum]

wasnt cleopatra a ptolemaic

[spring cairn]

barely holding on iirc

[winged jacinth]

yeah

[hallow saddle]

yes she was

[dire loom]

He said the Romans considered Egyptians "ancient history".

[hallow saddle]

the final one iirc

[dire loom]

Funny

[vagrant fox]

yes

[remote wadi]

I mean the pyramids were already ancient history

Not all the egypt

[winged jacinth]

oh yeah the pyramids were literally 2000 years old by roman times, the language had completely changed and the government had changed multiple times

[remote wadi]

Especially cause the only dude that knew how to make them died and taught no one

It was legit it died with him

Ggs

[crystal forum]

romans were the first to really start excavating ancient egyptian monuments

[winged jacinth]

egypt is divided into periods and the old kingdom is OLD

[spring cairn]

the height of egypt was ancient history, that's what was being mentionned as such

[winged jacinth]

old enough they didnt have like, neighbors

[dire loom]

If he meant the pyramids, sure.

[vagrant fox]

sorta like this ancient to the romans

[winged jacinth]

there was a whole egyptian culture around when the pyramids got built which is equally ancient

[dire loom]

Lol God damn, right in front of em. Hella funny.

[winged jacinth]

it was pretty different from egypt at the time

the old kingdom was as ancient to the romans as the romans are to us

[languid meadow]

bro classic antiquity "the ancients" only started in the 8th century BCE, Egpyt was around since ~3150BCE which is the start of THE BRONZE AGE. them bitches were OLD, and yeah as teh chart says the main stuff starts hundreds of years after that

[spring cairn]

yeah it's awesome

[crystal forum]

ancient egypt is sooooo old it's almost beyond comprehension

the fact that anything survives

[dire loom]

I guess they were chill with em enough to allow em to do that.

[languid meadow]

civilization that is so old it's annoying to comprehend

[remote wadi]

But if you wanna go there we can talk about greece

[winged jacinth]

again we find roman villas with like, reproductions of egyptian artifacts they dug up back then

[dire loom]

Not gonna bother looking it up, too much work.

[spring cairn]

egyptaboo, insufferable roman obsessed with ancient egypt, dresses up as a pharaoh

[crystal forum]

learning about ancient egypt is so annoying with how many fucking conspiracy theories there are

[languid meadow]

egyptaboo survived until the 19th century

[remote wadi]

Old humans werent dummer than us

They just had less base information

[languid meadow]

truly a cultural impact

[vagrant fox]

It's funny that the great pyramid at Giza was older to the Romans than the Romans are to us

[winged jacinth]

some of the fucking egypt stuff lmao

"how did they do all this art without lamps" uh idk they drew it before putting the roof on?

[crystal forum]

something interesting about the great pyramids is how they changed relatively recently

[dire loom]

A lot changed in 300years

[remote wadi]

The time between the pyramids and Cleo is smaller than Cleo and the iPhone

Think about it

[vagrant fox]

no man they used wackass alien technology to move the big blocks

[spring cairn]

YEAH

[crystal forum]

with the development of nearby cairo the pyramids lost a bunch of mass from people needing stone for houses

[spring cairn]

i keep saying that

[crystal forum]

during the 1800's

[spring cairn]

but they don't believe me

the signs are there man

[dire loom]

[languid meadow]

please ignore the smoke marks that are still in these structures

[dire loom]

Necrons

[languid meadow]

from the fucking CANDLES they were using

[dire loom]

Confirmed

[winged jacinth]

napoleonic egypt was maybe the only period less kind to egyptian history than british egypt lol

[remote wadi]

The wackass tech infinite amount of slave work

[spring cairn]

not slave

[winged jacinth]

the pyramids werent even built by slaves

yeah its an old testament thing

[rocky gale]

They used mammoths

[spring cairn]

that's like the number 1 egypt factoid

that they weren't slaves

[languid meadow]

I love pseudo archelogy, yes this is totatlly a light and aliens

[crystal forum]

i like how it took archeologists like 100 years to figure out that the pyramids had in built ventilation systems

[winged jacinth]

pyramid builders were well compensated professionals, they were building the great monuments of their dynastic leaders

[languid meadow]

penis flower snake

[spring cairn]

big alien cock

[winged jacinth]

lightbulb filaments famously attached at one end only

[languid meadow]

WITH A SNAKE IN IT

[spring cairn]

the snake is the source of the light

obviously

[dire loom]

Well, who actually knows? We weren't there.

It could just all be artistic choices etc.

[winged jacinth]

its a good thing theres not an egyptian myth that this exactly depicts
oh what?

[crystal forum]

i think it's like a lot of parts of history where people cant comprehend the pre industrial mind so they assume life was horrible like it is today

[languid meadow]

but the lesson of this story is that if you want your civs to survive thousands of years build shit out of stone and write shit down

[spring cairn]

get dan aykroyd on this

[winged jacinth]

the dendera light is ra (as a snake) emerging from the lotus flower in egyptian creation

[crystal forum]

hes too busy making vodka

[spring cairn]

he should make egyptian penis lamp ruhm

[dire loom]

I don't think most of the human population could handle no Internet though.

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-baby-vodka-dan-aykroyd-aykroyd-crystal-skull-gif-14970223

[dire loom]

Myself included

[winged jacinth]

its not even like a fringe bit of egypt lore the dendera light people just dont do any research

i love pseudoarchaeology

[crystal forum]

imagine being happy just looking at a field for hours and feeling content

[winged jacinth]

big miniminuteman guy

[crystal forum]

couldn't be me

[dire loom]

Oh hell nah

[spring cairn]

my time's up, got told to get on bf6

have fun discussing shit

[crystal forum]

no

[languid meadow]

peak btw

[vagrant fox]

He's very funny but as fun as dunking on conspiracy theorists is I'd prefer actual archaeology videos

[winged jacinth]

its wild how many big conspiracy theories are basically just "the nazis thought this because himmler was fucking nutso"

[languid meadow]

just got jumpscared by Atun Shei because I keep forgetting he owns a full ass SS uniform and speaks German

[crystal forum]

people exagerate how seriously the nazis were into occult

[winged jacinth]

red flag

[crystal forum]

it wasnt that big all things considered

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/atun-shei-hello-brother-hello-chat-hello-hi-gif-27176681

[dire loom]

Have you heard about the classic Antarctica theory? Lol

[crystal forum]

wanna learn about nazi conspiracy theories

[dire loom]

Remnants

[winged jacinth]

the nazis as a whole were not really no, but himmler and the Ahnenerbe were crazy about it to the point of other nazi leaders going "dude chill the fuck out"

[crystal forum]

a polish writer made up a nazi time traveling device called the bell

and it instantly became a conspiracy theory

[winged jacinth]

"dude theres not a hole into the earth what the fuck are you on about"

[crystal forum]

just overnight

make shit up

and people believe it

[winged jacinth]

shoutout to the bosnian "pyramids"

some guy went "these kinda look like pyramids" and made them a tourist attraction now its a big conspiracy thing

literal mounds of dirt

[crystal forum]

mfw it's the most structurally sound way to stack things

[winged jacinth]

no one even built the bosnian ones

[languid meadow]

A lot of ancient aliens stuff IS Nazi propaganda and also Confederate propaganda (by one guy)

[winged jacinth]

they're just regular dirt mounds that got blown into vague tetrahedrons

[crystal forum]

there's the underwater pyramids too

i actually like the underwater pyramids conspiracy

it's creepy

i like underwater stuff

[winged jacinth]

ancient aliens is at its heart a racist theory yeah

the general thrust is "these primitives could never have done this!!"

[dire loom]

Cuthulu?

[winged jacinth]

and then theres tartaria which is reverse ancient aliens "white people couldnt have built this!!!"

[languid meadow]

the only western landmark that is attributed to "aliens" is Stonehenge

idk why

but it's the only one for some reason

[winged jacinth]

round like crop circle

[languid meadow]

ah true

[hallow saddle]

ya theres no way people worked out how to stand up rocks

its impossible

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/hyperborea-car-hyperboria-hyperborea-hyperboria-cat-cat-gif-16758155947211811167

[crystal forum]

it's some natural formations underwater in japan that people call puramids

[winged jacinth]

people do attribute other stuff to aliens but its mostly white people doing the conspiracying

[crystal forum]

which you have to admit

looks creepy

[languid meadow]

it does

[vagrant fox]

Is that the one with the weirdass mudflood as a part of it

[winged jacinth]

not very pyramidal though lol

[languid meadow]

but nature is creepy

[winged jacinth]

yeah

[dire loom]

Doesn't look natural, but then again there's a whole planet made up of wine apparently or something like that.

[languid meadow]

like the ocean is horrifying that's why so many myths and stoires revolve around it

[crystal forum]

but i think there's way weirded stone formations in nature

like uh in scotland

[winged jacinth]

some ancient people built all the old stuff in europe, got wiped out, then the whites moved in

[dire loom]

Diamond planets too

Hmm..

Oil planets..?

[languid meadow]

I really like the story of when they found a missing guys boat with it written inside "they're climbing up the hull" small shit like that is cool

[languid meadow]

waiter waiter more scary ocean stories that aren't just "hmm big shark"

[crystal forum]

i like these

they look weird

[rocky gale]

Giants causeway?

[crystal forum]

isle of mull apparently

[winged jacinth]

Rock based conspiracies are like 5% someone faked it and 95% people not understanding rocks

[rocky gale]

Lame

[dire loom]

Yeah that stuff is good, gives us horror movie fuel.

[winged jacinth]

Columnar basalt is all over

[crystal forum]

oh what about the lighthouse that disappeared overnight

that one is FREAKY

[rocky gale]

Giants causeway is cooler

[winged jacinth]

It forms hexagons when it splits because math

[crystal forum]

i dont remember which lighthouse

[dire loom]

Do you know how sometimes the map bugs out in some games?

Same vibes

[languid meadow]

isn't that one real? like it was a real lighthouse in the english channel that just disappeared overnight

[crystal forum]

but the theory is it was hit by such a massive rogue wave that it completely obliterated the concrete structure

[languid meadow]

that one is real scary because it can just happen

[dire loom]

Out of bounce from the main map

You reached the edge of the universe. Congratulations.

Rando: What do I get?

Universe:

Death

[winged jacinth]

I dunno which flat earth i like more, "you can't fall off because the firmament" or "it keeps going"

[crystal forum]

i also have a small mystery one sec

[dire loom]

Can't even set up a colony on that thing.

Damn shame

Natural art of the world

[dire loom]

Yeah, just like death.

[vagrant fox]

The one where you get past the ice sheet and it's just more continents is really funny to me

[dire loom]

Well.. time to clock in...

[winged jacinth]

Conspiracy theorists when you tell them hexagons are the tiling with the fewest edges per vertex

[dire loom]

[vagrant fox]

beehives are ancient aliens

[crystal forum]

@languid meadow i cant find the name of the island but it's in the northern hemisphere and because of how it's shaped there's no real permanent houses on it. there was a lift raft found on the shore of it once with no indication of where it came from

@vagrant fox surely you know of this

i think the island has a single norwegian living on it or smth

[vagrant fox]

what the bouvet island thing?

[crystal forum]

yeah

bouvet island

[vagrant fox]

It's in the southern hemisphere but it's owned by Norway and it's the only liferaft thing I can think of yea

[crystal forum]

like how did a life raft even get there

[languid meadow]

the whole ocean freaks me out

[winged jacinth]

theres a huge circular current down there that basically sweeps stuff down to that latitude then around antarctica forever

[vagrant fox]

A lot of ships would use the trade winds to zoom to Australia iirc

[crystal forum]

also there's probably tons of stuff stuck in antartic ice

like ships and equipment from expeditions

[winged jacinth]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antarctic_Circumpolar_Current

stuff gets stuck in this

[languid meadow]

doesn't help I have a mild form of Thalassophobia

[winged jacinth]

and yeah every base on antarctica needs to be regularly lifted or it will be buried

[crystal forum]

one day when we shit on the planet enough we'll explore antarctica

[vagrant fox]

The current and the westerlies really zoom you large distances fast

[winged jacinth]

most of the bases have complicated hydraulic legs now

[crystal forum]

antarctica will be the last thing we explore on earth i think

fully i mean

when everything melts

[winged jacinth]

theres a lot of ocean floor

[crystal forum]

ye but that will never be fully explored lel

[vagrant fox]

I saw that Werner Herzog thing with the penguin walking into the antarctic to its own demise and I'm never visiting that place I'd die

[crystal forum]

im talking about when it will get warmer

give it like 100 years

prob more

[vagrant fox]

I'll keep that place frozen trust

[winged jacinth]

we better hope it doesnt thaw that fast

[crystal forum]

earth doesn't have any ice caps at all during its not glacial age periods

[winged jacinth]

climate change is basically us crashing up out of an ice age too early and too fast

[crystal forum]

ye

the problem is how fast it's happening not that it's happening at all

this would still happen without humanity given a few hundred thousand years

[winged jacinth]

we're in a little interglacial and instead of reicing we're blasting right out about 10000 times faster than usual

[crystal forum]

ever played SOMA

[winged jacinth]

i've watched it

[vagrant fox]

SOMA is fun, Simon's an idiot but he's got brain damage

[winged jacinth]

which, same experience basically

[crystal forum]

something i always found funny is how the woman who follows you along the whole way

she's from greenland

because in the future greenland is a big place to live due to climate change

[winged jacinth]

its ok you've all been dead for a long time

[crystal forum]

he's also just some guy

[winged jacinth]

yeah simon wasnt SUPPOSED to be roboted

[crystal forum]

who got his mind copied without his consent

[winged jacinth]

he was trash data from the prototype stage

[crystal forum]

god i love SOMA

[languid meadow]

"why did you think bringing a Canadian to the bottom of the ocean was a good idea"

peak writing

[winged jacinth]

persumably the original simon got his results and lived out his whole life

[crystal forum]

it raises literally every topic about ethical AI and shit

in just one game

[vagrant fox]

I think the original died a month later or something

[crystal forum]

he did yeah

[winged jacinth]

i wouldnt say all of them but if you also play talos principle you're good

[crystal forum]

he had brain cancer

it's why he was being scanned

well so he thought

[languid meadow]

pretty sure it's implied or outright said the OG Simon died a couple months after the scan

iirc

[winged jacinth]

i think he knew what they were doing and the future of the tech wasnt planned, and he only got copied into a robot by complete accident

[crystal forum]

and the simon copy became the most commonly used AI consciousness to test on

[winged jacinth]

everyone is like "who the fuck is this guy?"

[daring creek]

Seythi what exactly is ur pfp

[winged jacinth]

"wasnt there a simon in like, the first paper"

[winged jacinth]

its art by ringo starr $4000

[crystal forum]

so simon was literally tested on like millions of times

brought to life and killed

this is just like stated once

but it's FUCKED up

[winged jacinth]

https://ringostarrart.com/product/yer-baby/ buy a print

[daring creek]

Motherfucking knew it was music related

[winged jacinth]

you know what i learned just recently

its probably kidpix not ms paint lmao

[crystal forum]

please STOP sending me fan mail

[winged jacinth]

apparently ringo is a huge kidpix guy

[daring creek]

I was about to say

Lmfao

[crystal forum]

at least he still does art

[winged jacinth]

im glad its visual art and not music

[daring creek]

Fucking nearly 5 grand for some mspaint art. And all because the guys a famous person

[crystal forum]

im sure it's an ego thing

[rocky gale]

Ringo based

[crystal forum]

it's not like he needs the money

and his grandchildren will still be loaded on his estate

if he has any

he's a fucking beetle

[daring creek]

Lmfao

[vagrant fox]

apparently he has three

[daring creek]

Kidpix is quite the choice

I never used kidpix unfortunately

I can download it though...

[winged jacinth]

the funniest thing about the price tag is its not even the original

$4000 for a print of a kidpix image

that he drew 20 years ago

[rocky gale]

Are there any by George Harrison, the best Beatle

[winged jacinth]

no i think he has dignity

[rocky gale]

Ringo Starr second best Beatle

[crystal forum]

the last living beetle will be the beetle to beetle all beetles

[rocky gale]

It's Beatle

[crystal forum]

beet

bet

[rocky gale]

Octopus's Garden is a masterpiece

[winged jacinth]

theres only 4 kinds of beatle which is pathetic compared to over 400,000 described kinds of beetle

imagine how many bands

[crystal forum]

i cant name any other rango song

[winged jacinth]

a little help from my friends

[crystal forum]

granted i only know sergeant pepper and white album

because everything else is pop garbage

[winged jacinth]

the one where he sings one note

[crystal forum]

oh also revolver

cant forget revolver

well, like 2 songs on revolver

[vagrant fox]

I am theologically opposed to the beatles

[crystal forum]

they were good when they were considered experimental

but then again if you give any band infinite money in the 60's they might do a better job

hard to tell

anyways because i just finished watching the new season of peacemaker can i just say i fucking hate the music choices of the show

if the idea was to make me slowly get into euro rock then it failed

[rocky gale]

While my guitar gently weeps is one of the best songs ever written (love album version)

[winged jacinth]

they set a precedent and then got outdone by a bunch of other bands while they did a ton of drugs

[crystal forum]

white album in general is just amazing imo

mostly because it tries so many things

a lot of it i dont like

until i do, one day when im in the mood

i think i do want to do it in the road, paul

no one will be watching us

[arctic talon]

are you guys talking about fucking wheezer

[rocky gale]

I like the version of while my guitar on the white album, but its too poppy. I think the love version captures it better

[arctic talon]

wait nvm

LOL

Beetles

[vagrant fox]

we could talk about ween a superior band

[crystal forum]

yeah the while album version makes me think it's done by ed sheeran lmao

it's kinda douchey

[winged jacinth]

every time i see someone posting on kitchincels about their crush being lesbian i have to restrain myself from responding "go write pinkerton rivers"

[crystal forum]

i do like the original revolution over the radio edit

i like the slower tempo

[winged jacinth]

the funniest part of that story is she wasnt even a lesbian herself she just had a supporter patch and rivers was too afraid to ask

[crystal forum]

i think my fav white album song is uh

dont pass me by

[rocky gale]

From what I remember George didn't get his way with it on the white album and everyone else interfered

[crystal forum]

i also like rocky raccoon

[rocky gale]

That's also Ringo I think

[crystal forum]

i thought that was harrison

i think rocky raccoon and dont pass my by go together

i have to listent to both together

[rocky gale]

Na it was the first song Ringo wrote

[crystal forum]

i like ringo then

[rocky gale]

Well that they released

[crystal forum]

it's also like one of the least experimental songs on the album lol

so makes sense

helter skelter doing hard rock before it was a thing

back in the USSR turning a shitty car noise into an instrument

while making fun of beach boys type music

[winged jacinth]

i think music should involve at least one crazy person

[rocky gale]

Are those hot dogs?

[crystal forum]

hopefully

[outer wave]

He wants to package man meat in a bag with his own.....

[crystal forum]

man meat, get your man meat

only 4$ per pound

fresh man meat here

[outer wave]

4 dollars!? What a steal!

[vagrant fox]

Suspiciously cheap man meat, what's wrong with it

[young pecan]

what are kitchencels

[crystal forum]

only ethically sourced man meat here my friend

free range only

[rocky gale]

Seems like it's Incel posting, but with pictures of deranged food items

I think it's a shitpost page

I hope it's a shitpost page

Please be a shitpost page

[crystal forum]

today i saw a video about how you can get your discord account suspended by somebody editing their messages and reporting you

for a moment i was like oh i should be careful to not say stuff

then i realized this account is way too fucked to have any chance

[queen laurel]

God damnit

[crystal forum]

you're always one bad day away from getting your account deleted

if somebody really wants to

[queen laurel]

You mean Photoshop or just straight up

Just built-in message edit

[crystal forum]

i want to link the video

but the guy edits a message to make it look like CP

[sacred ginkgo]

There's some easy code you can run that let's you edit messages

[crystal forum]

and yeah he literally just edits the message

[sacred ginkgo]

Been around for years if I remember

[queen laurel]

Damn

[sacred ginkgo]

Client side only but thats all you need

[crystal forum]

and he reports his second account

[queen laurel]

That is horrible

[crystal forum]

and it gets banned

just a normal conversation

and then in the video he edits the attacker messages to say wanna buy CP

and he reports it

and the victim's account gets suspended

[winged jacinth]

Discord moderation is hilariously nonstandardized

[crystal forum]

part of me wants to believe that this is only the case for new accounts

but i've met a guy who's account got deleted this way

[winged jacinth]

I've been in servers that 100% violate tos, someone mass reports, and like some channel names get wiped lol

[crystal forum]

one of his friends had his account stolen and the hacker sent everybody in his friends list actual fucking CP then reported them and got all their accounts banned

[rose thorn]

average space marine player

[vague flare]

So in theory, what would happen if the forces of chaos win?

[celest dome]

Win what ?

Tertium/Atoma ?

Kill the Emperor ?

[remote wadi]

We already did

The current state of wh40k is chaos win

[vague flare]

No no I mean like… win the entirety of the galaxy and the whole war and all that

[remote wadi]

Everything stays the same

But chaos Vs chaos

[celest dome]

Then they'd nuke the realm, leave and start a different game in another reality

Same-ish thing that happened for Battle Fantasy

[lament shoal]

Everyone dies likely. Its what happened in warhammer fantasy. Plus its in chaos' best interest to keep the war going for as long as possible

If it completely takes over then it'll grow weaker overall because then there will be no more new people to corrupt

[celest dome]

It'll just move to another reality to start a new game

[lament shoal]

Yeah

[remote wadi]

I guess it depends

If malice wins everything reboots

But I think the rest just won't ever win

[storm jungle]

This is it yeah

[remote wadi]

They will throw on porpose

[storm jungle]

the Chaos Gods as much as it annoys a lot of people (including me) are multiversal.

They cross all warhammer IPs and beyond in their universe, they got other fish to fry always.

[celest dome]

Malice can't win

It doesn't exist

[remote wadi]

Sons of malice are canon

We aestabilished this

[celest dome]

Malice is a force to spite the Chaos gods and force them to move

[lament shoal]

He's not powerful enough to pull something like that off lol

The main 4 are the focus here

[storm jungle]

Yeah Malice is not a major player

hes like Vahstorr, a minor powerful entity

[remote wadi]

But what if they grow

[lament shoal]

They won't

Malice isn't a character that will make money for gw

[remote wadi]

Also what if abbadon wins

[lament shoal]

The main 4 are

[remote wadi]

He is chaos but he isn't necessarily aligned with the gods

[celest dome]

He can't win

His "win" would be a Chaos God win

[storm jungle]

Mortals cant "win" the game.

its the same with Archaon

[remote wadi]

Not true he wants to end the empirum of man

[storm jungle]

he is powerful enough to destroy entire realities

[remote wadi]

Not humanity

[storm jungle]

but still cant do anything to the chaos gods

because at the end of the day they are the ones that hold his leash

[celest dome]

I want to stab my gang leader.
I stabbed my gang leader.
I have won

[remote wadi]

If anything if the big E comes back that's a abbadon win

Since big E first thing he would do is end the empirum of man

Cause he would be like y'all made me a god fck yall

[storm jungle]

That is not the case.

[lament shoal]

Dude Horus' mantra was literally "let the galaxy burn." He didn't care who died or how many, so long as the imperium fell. If humanity's total extinction meant the imperium's end then Abaddon would absolutely take that opportunity

[celest dome]

@storm jungle What do you think of the consideration of the Chaos God being "Beings imbued Domains" rather than outworldy Beings ?
As Encroaching Ruins seem to want to Coalesce as the Emperor in 40k, but also did so as the Great Horned Rat in fantasy

[remote wadi]

And a total disappointment to abbadon

[remote wadi]

They are agglomerates of souls

U split them into the souls that make them and end them one by one

[celest dome]

They're not

They feed on Souls at most

[storm jungle]

We cant really know as that chart people use a lot was obviously made before the revelation of Abnett doing the entire Dark King reveal, so its just largely coincidental

[celest dome]

All is according to destiny

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-monster-rotfl-gif-14520250

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/uhtred-of-bamburgh-the-last-kingdom-destiny-is-all-gif-8423920051898018495

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/destiny2-swing-all-alone-emote-short-gif-14627769

[surreal nest]

We are oppressed

[rocky gale]

Also TIL that the Elo from Elo Rating isn't an acronym, it's just the surname of the guy who invented the system.

[surreal nest]

Bro I just got denied entry to universal studios for a warhammer Keychain

Straight up got sent away for warhammer

[rocky gale]

Did they give a reason?

[surreal nest]

They said its the shape

[arctic talon]

Prolly bcs it’s shaped like a weapon

Yeah

[surreal nest]

The Keychain the size of a fucking finger tip

[rocky gale]

Like did they assume it was a weapon or do they have rules about weapon iconography or were they sus about some of the symbols

[arctic talon]

Prolly just no weapon iconography

lol

[rocky gale]

Yea

[surreal nest]

Nah its universal they have people with axes and chainsaws

[queen laurel]

But a laser gun is too much

[arctic talon]

Yeah but that’s staff

[rocky gale]

Yea not guests though

[surreal nest]

I just think because it was gun shaped

[arctic talon]

Not guests

[queen laurel]

Yeah probably because you're a guest

Those guys have permission to bring those in

[surreal nest]

Well I mean they wouldn't stop you for a shirt or tattoo?

Its not a big deal I just have to go back up like 10 flights of stairs

I just thought it was funny

[arctic talon]

They would tbh

[surreal nest]

Denied for being a warhammer fan

[arctic talon]

lol

Oppression/j

[rocky gale]

Good, oppress them

[surreal nest]

I cant let them see my knight tattoo he has a sword

[queen laurel]

Friendly fire will not be tolerated

[surreal nest]

I think the thing that kinda pissed me off though was the guy like held it to my face and yelled at me for having it

Like it was an actual weapon

[arctic talon]

Weird

[celest dome]

With the Necromunda Venator list, Ogryn have no limit to what weapons they get to pick right ? Or was that since "fixed"

[arctic talon]

Still hasn’t been fixed yet iirc

I would check warcom but I’m lazy

[lament shoal]

Tf???

That's fucking bs

I didn't even know universal could do that

[arctic talon]

I mean

Why wouldn’t they be able to

They reserve the right to deny service based on what people are wearing and stuff

[lament shoal]

I'm surprised because its just a fucking keychain lol

[arctic talon]

I agree

Tbh

[lament shoal]

Which universal was this?

[near wasp]

Yeah that's actually not cool

Like denied for a keychain

[rocky gale]

Yea it's there in the rules. no items that have the appearance of a weapon.

[arctic talon]

Sucks to happen but companies have the power to do this

[hallow saddle]

i kind of get it

cause it bans replica weapons and also various loopholes that ppl might try

but also enforcing it for a keychain is pathetic

like a keychain is not gonna scare anyone

[rocky gale]

Yea a keychain obviously isn't the intended target of the rule, but it's still caught under the letter of it.

[hallow saddle]

yeah it is

[arctic talon]

agreed

Very much feels like someone having a bad day and taking it out on someone else or power tripping

[hallow saddle]

especially yelling

wtffff

[rocky gale]

But I understand that being the rule to take no exceptions on tbh

[hallow saddle]

yeah

[arctic talon]

The yelling is what makes me think that

Tbh

[lament shoal]

I get the feeling the average employee probably would overlook it

Because who fucking gets paid enough to genuinely care about something as minor as that

[arctic talon]

Prolly just mad/annoyed

[lament shoal]

Yeah

[hallow saddle]

that person is definitely a jobsworth

[sacred bluff]

@arctic talon @storm jungle how many raptors are helping this human war against the tau in elemental council. Is it a whole company or a squad

[arctic talon]

Do you want a spoiler

[sacred bluff]

I do and I dont

I feel like it's a handful

Cause it would be cool if like 5 space marines made all this happen on this world

[arctic talon]

||from less then a company whittled down to a squad whittled down to a single marine left||

[sacred bluff]

I want to click so bad

[arctic talon]

It’s not a huge spoiler, but it is like a spoiler

They reveal what it is earlyish on

Like 40% into the book

[sacred bluff]

Okay I click

[rocky gale]

He said it's a million marines

[sacred bluff]

Im on page 129

[arctic talon]

Stub toe

[rocky gale]

1000 chapters on a single planet

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

Gay astartes party

[storm jungle]

thats what we call a Chapter

[remote wadi]

Literally its in the lore

They wake up when they get enought souls

And deamons are souls removed from them

You just gotta end them permanently with a perpetual killer weapon

So they don't just keep going back

But that doesn't mean they won't form again tho

But it's possible using the rules they defined

[sacred bluff]

i reading about chapters after the second founding

did the space wolves refuse the do chapters?

[storm jungle]

Its more that they couldnt

their geneseed was too unstable

now they can with the Primais upgrade, they already got the Wolf Spears

[sacred bluff]

[crystal forum]

listening to the dwarf fortress OST imagining im mining in an asteroid with my kin

can't wait to drink some space beer with them after

[cyan merlin]

Only in warhammer can a tank that is 2mph faster than the standard varient be a tactical advantage

[cyan merlin]

Surprised DRG doesn't have an asteroid biome

[arctic talon]

Every biome is an astroid/j

[dire loom]

Rock n stone?

[young pecan]

Four mugs of glyphid slammers, Lloyd

[remote wadi]

Also I found a store that actually does the introduction service

But it's 15€ per participant

Aka you end up paying the miniature anyways

At least my wife may enjoy

[dapper gyro]

Should have been free.

Lost capital to ignite the plastic addiction.

[young pecan]

If I stop buying Pokemon cards the voices get louder

[paper haven]

https://tenor.com/view/acina-swtor-minister-lorman-rubrum-shock-collar-gif-26455157

[tough haven]

https://youtu.be/rqhK7zUOdFA?si=5nycYxA8F3sE7RsI

I cant stop listening to this

help

[dire loom]

Your cooked

[tough haven]

It just sounds satisfying for some reason

[glossy sonnet]

Google blob opera

[tough haven]

You have no idea how badly I want to write my overlord antagonist to do this

But I already have kinda established lore on him, and I dont think I can fit in this much tomfoolery