#40k-lore-chat

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vagrant fox
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I wanted to go up to either 25 or 30 but I wasn't getting paid for that so I didn't

daring creek
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If I had the choice to go into whatever field I wanted with things going correct for me mostly. Uh.

storm jungle
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Ironically hard as fuck quote lmao

daring creek
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I did computer info sys for the money

dapper gyro
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I just drove 9h to work.

pale coral
dapper gyro
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Slavery

daring creek
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Dropped out

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Hm

vagrant fox
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I wanna do a bit of everything, as long as it isn't chemistry

daring creek
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I would do art and writing

vagrant fox
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fuck chemistry gods biggest mistake

daring creek
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Because originally

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Back in middle school. When I was way more naive

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I wanted to do art as a career

dapper gyro
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Oh girl...

daring creek
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Seeing how thats going right now, a huge dumpster fire.

vagrant fox
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grueling hours for little pay and job security what's not to like

daring creek
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Whats good pay worth when you're miserable lol.

dapper gyro
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Hey, there is AI, you can do AI art!!! 👅

vagrant fox
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in my ideal world where i'm supremely rich and make all the decisions and I'd have one of those hermits I'd pay to live in a cave on my property like they did in the 1800s or whatever but have it be an artist and it'd be so cool

daring creek
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There's probably a growing field in manipulating AI image generators

daring creek
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Hammer

vagrant fox
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Is the batman a ornamental hermit? I don't know supermarvel lore

dapper gyro
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Sometimes

opaque coyote
vagrant fox
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Rich people liked having hermits living on their property in the 18th century

dapper gyro
opaque coyote
vagrant fox
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"Such hermits would be encouraged to remain permanently on site, where they could be fed, cared for, and consulted for advice, or viewed for entertainment."
I wish I had one

dapper gyro
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Albert, batman's henchmen, live in a mansion with a cave dug in.

opaque coyote
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Although, if I were to actually take this seriously, Bruce probably wouldn't do that cause like

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He'd probably actually try to house them

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Give them a job

dapper gyro
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A cave is a natural house!

opaque coyote
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Since it's consistent throughout most iterations that Batman is an alutristic billionaire. He actually tries to improve Gotham normally via donations, funding, etc.

pale coral
daring creek
opaque coyote
dapper gyro
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Plot armour as well

dire loom
opaque coyote
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Like if it were literally any other city other than Gotham.

Batman would probably succeed in lessening crime by a lot. In fact, canonically, he actually did succeed in that.

The issue is that it's fucking Gotham

daring creek
# daring creek

I like this comic a lot because unlike the unemperor those chaos gods actually hold power and have actual intangible influence. Which also greatly devalues what he in the comic has to say

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What is Batmans company anyway

dapper gyro
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According to Republicans, many American cities are like Gotham. There is no chance for Batman.

dire loom
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Where window go?

daring creek
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I mean waynes

dire loom
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Oh

pale coral
daring creek
dire loom
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Batman would be a damn good Lord Inquisitor.

dapper gyro
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Investment firm...

vagrant fox
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isn't batman too nice he'd be a horrible inquisitor

pale coral
vagrant fox
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I want war criminals only

dire loom
dire loom
daring creek
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Batman doesn't kill

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Until he does

dire loom
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I like bad stuff, not saying bad stuff is good.

dapper gyro
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Batman does let some people kill other people though.

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It is morally correct to do so.

daring creek
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Doesn't want blood on his hands lmao

dire loom
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Just know that I like larping and roleplaying as the bad guy who thinks they're good.

pale coral
dapper gyro
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/s

dire loom
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Etcetera

vagrant fox
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until the larp turns real and you're just as cool as me

dire loom
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Bad guys more fun, join the dark side.

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Damn shame no new Battlefront 3 with OP Palpatine though

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Battlefront 2 launch Palpatine was peak.

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Before the nerf

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Lol

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Lore accurate Palpatine was nerfed in-game.. terrible

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But was missing duel light sabers.

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Sith >Jedi

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But obi wan was cool

storm jungle
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BRUH

pale coral
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Trauma teams are so heartless I love it

storm jungle
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Yeah i didnt even know they can let their own people to die

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lmfao

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that is so funny

dire loom
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Anti heros are cool too

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Time to re-download Cyberpunk again

dapper gyro
storm jungle
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Real.

storm jungle
dapper gyro
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They answer only for money.

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MaxTac answers for the thrill.

pale coral
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How big is the ship you are stationed in, in dt?

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Because it looks like a entire city

storm jungle
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Hold on lemme get the chart

pale coral
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Also is it just me that watches the opening cutscene every time I launch it?

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Its so good

storm jungle
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its hype af so i dont blame you lol

arctic talon
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Fun fact in these situations they wait until the people on site stop asking for help

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Before sending another team

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To see what’s left

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At least in RED lol

storm jungle
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💀

storm jungle
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Highlighted it, upper tier

pale coral
dark moon
storm jungle
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^ just a rough example of one

pale coral
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How big is a firestorm class compared to like LA

arctic talon
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Smaller

pale coral
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Ok

arctic talon
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It’s like 1.8 KM long

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They’re not that huge

storm jungle
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Yeah that chart displays every single imperial ship class we know

arctic talon
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I mean they’re huge

storm jungle
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Yeee

arctic talon
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But yknow what I mean lol

celest cedar
arctic talon
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Space hulk

dapper gyro
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Isn't the Phalanx a ship? Or space station.

dark moon
arctic talon
daring creek
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Man I need to find a way to disable tf2 music on launch

dapper gyro
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Because there are orbital stations in dil:s picture.

daring creek
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other than joining and leaving a server

dapper gyro
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Because the phalanx is too big for the pic?

storm jungle
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No good side profile of it.

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all these are from BFG

vagrant fox
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Can't cruisers dock in the phalanx, it's fairly big

storm jungle
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Yeah its pretty big

dapper gyro
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Well, it is the biggest known space structure of the imperium.

celest cedar
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how tf do you even supposed to build a space hulk

dapper gyro
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Dark age tech

celest cedar
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shit looked like it takes a century minimum

arctic talon
dapper gyro
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Aka plot

arctic talon
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Space hulks aren’t built

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They’re accidents

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A ship gets lost in the warp, then another and another and another

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They get stuck together and conglomerate

dapper gyro
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Space hulk varies in size, not all of them are that big.

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That big core ship is mostly Dark age tech.

celest cedar
storm jungle
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Paranormal nonsense in the Warp

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they phase and melt together

arctic talon
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Yeah

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The warp does shit

storm jungle
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Chaos legions can sometmes "build" spacehulks

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aka just jumble them together

arctic talon
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Some space hulks are small

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Gallowdark which was the Killteam setting

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Was a small one

storm jungle
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Yeah they are basically mobile D&D dungeons

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they are randomly generated so to speak

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its a adventure/expedition plothook

dapper gyro
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Any ship can be a core for a space hulk.

arctic talon
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Space hulks are just commonly imperial ships

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Because the imperium uses warp travel a lot

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lol

young pecan
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How rare is it for someone to just get unlucky with warp travel, even if everything is working?

languid meadow
pale coral
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Is it just me or does the pysker seem the most human

wintry cloud
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is an arbites or a guardsmen better armed?

storm jungle
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Arbites deffo

storm jungle
wintry cloud
storm jungle
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Arbites are armed to the teeth to deal with a variety of more pressing threats

arctic talon
storm jungle
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They are also really

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really

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really

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good at killing people

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(bonus points of its massed groups)

arctic talon
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As befitting of any schola progenium graduate

nocturne crest
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So do you think they'll make GSC/Brood brother skins for the rejects?

storm jungle
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Deffo not

arctic talon
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No

storm jungle
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GW wouldnt approve of it lol

arctic talon
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The armor maybe

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The miners use

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But not actual gsc looking stuff

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The rejects already got the rebreather mask as a cosmetic lol

nocturne crest
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So nothing like the heads or the skin discolouration.

arctic talon
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Absolutely not lol

storm jungle
storm jungle
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Yep

lament shoal
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If only I could afford warhammer+

arctic talon
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STAND AND DIE PROTOCOL

nocturne crest
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The non-GSC version of this:

arctic talon
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Brood scum are just the hive scum minis

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With a head swap

storm jungle
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i think the only goliath reference we got was the ogryn saw mohawk head

arctic talon
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Yeah

storm jungle
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one of the uhhh Cawdor sets is in the game

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I THINK also an outcast torso too?

arctic talon
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That’s my opinion on them

storm jungle
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ogryn has a ton of slave ogryn stuff

arctic talon
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Outcast torso on one yeah

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But imo delaque and van Saar are both prolly off the table

storm jungle
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Yeah deffo

arctic talon
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Van Saar is like absolutely off the table

storm jungle
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if they arent ill go bananas

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insta-buy

arctic talon
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Delaque bits and pieces

nocturne crest
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Okay, fine question, but should Arbites get coloured variants of their armour?

arctic talon
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We have 0 lore on that

storm jungle
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Probably but depends on GW

arctic talon
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lol

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We got the red ones

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So maybe

storm jungle
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yeah and its funny because in rulebooks even modern ones they generally mention how/why your army can have different colorations

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arbites KT covers none of it

arctic talon
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Arbites are like

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One of few where GW is like

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they look like this

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And that’s it lol

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No color plates, no alternate scheme show offs

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Just here arbite

storm jungle
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We're so cooked chat

nocturne crest
arctic talon
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Arbites aren’t a full army

nocturne crest
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Sorry, Agents of the imperium.

arctic talon
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If GW makes them a full army over corsairs, harlequins or kroot I’m going to kill myself

nocturne crest
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Arbites dependent on which world they're based on.

arctic talon
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I mean we have the red set in Darktide

arctic talon
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And we’ve seen more silvery arbites before

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But it’s normally just

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Black

nocturne crest
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Basically just elite guard with options to take some SOB vehicles instead of the baneblade.

crisp heath
sour hornet
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I will be committing Japanese ritual suicide

nocturne crest
arctic talon
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I mean

nocturne crest
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Well, look good?

arctic talon
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They’re arbites but red

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lol

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They look good imo

nocturne crest
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I haven't played darktide in months.

lament shoal
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I like the big coat for the arbitrator

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This one

dapper gyro
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I would like a leather coat.

tough haven
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We arent ever getting GSC content

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Gw will not let it happem

arctic talon
tough haven
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Plausible deniability

nocturne crest
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They could add GSC and claim it's restored imperial equipment.

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Imagine if they gave use skins that could make the rejects look like servitors?

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Replacing an arm or a leg with a robot one.

lament shoal
nocturne crest
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How about another robot body part then?

lament shoal
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We got an arm one too

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I think so at least

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Could be wrong

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There is the bionic eye as well

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Also a vox caster one

lament shoal
arctic talon
dire loom
opaque coyote
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/low level

arctic talon
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yeah

arctic talon
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maybe

opaque coyote
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RRRGGGHH MINERS

dire loom
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Like a Helmet gives you 5% bonus toughness damage resistance?

arctic talon
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oh

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gear

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fuck no lol

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not that effects stats lol

dire loom
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Instead of it just being a cosmetic?

opaque coyote
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nah

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naah

dire loom
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Oh man..

opaque coyote
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no

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nada

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not

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nuh uh

dire loom
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I shed tear

opaque coyote
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etc.

arctic talon
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why

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lol

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that would be awful imo

lament shoal
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We don't really need a system like that

arctic talon
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yeah

dire loom
opaque coyote
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more gambling

lament shoal
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It would only make people feel like they'd have to make their character's fits look ugly just to get the most armor out of it

arctic talon
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tbf

nocturne crest
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Darktide should add muskets to the game.

arctic talon
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every class would be fucked but vet and Arbites lol

arctic talon
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both those have carapace armor as cosmetics

lament shoal
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Cyberpunk had that problem before they made all clothes purely cosmetic

arctic talon
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everyne else is stuck

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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with trash

nocturne crest
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For that RNG factor.

dire loom
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Oh yeah y'all are right, nvm.

Drip department would suffer.

arctic talon
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and by trash I mean flak

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which isn't actually trash

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but yknow

nocturne crest
arctic talon
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objectively worse then carapace lol

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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ogryns don't get a naturally better armor save

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lol

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only Orks get that in 40k

nocturne crest
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The gun for if you want to make the game even harder.

arctic talon
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Ogryns do have really high toughness naturally

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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thats toughness

nocturne crest
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Then again, you would have vets probably doing this:

arctic talon
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toughness is (supposed) to represent the natural toughness

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of something

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completely naked

arctic talon
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I.E normal humans, eldar, genestealers, small nids, T3

opaque coyote
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got it

arctic talon
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yeah

opaque coyote
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although he could have like

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a passive

arctic talon
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no I mean like

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toughness the 40k stat

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not the darktide stat

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LOL

opaque coyote
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oh

arctic talon
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my bad

opaque coyote
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fu

arctic talon
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toughness in game is

nocturne crest
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Also, there should be warhammer crossover with Holdfast.

arctic talon
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idfk

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lol

nocturne crest
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That would be fun.

lament shoal
opaque coyote
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Ogryn

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Like I can imagine an Ogryn doing those

lament shoal
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Ogryn mewing videos

dire loom
opaque coyote
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Ogryn gets into it

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He somehow gets popular

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Zealot watches his mistake come to life

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Now he has to wait for the Ogryn mewing inbetween missions

dapper gyro
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/j

vital ginkgo
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Which of the first founding legions did or would have the thunder warriors respected most? Who were they most like?

glossy sonnet
opaque coyote
shadow plover
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Pandemonium.... Any day now...

crystal forum
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i wish i could kill fulgrim

sacred ginkgo
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Break into gw hq and destroy his mould

shadow plover
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noo I've not bought him yet

crystal forum
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if i could break into their HQ i'd do much more than just that

sacred ginkgo
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Then do it

crystal forum
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no you're not my mom

sacred ginkgo
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Are you sure

crystal forum
median star
lament shoal
young pecan
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I saw this the other day

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Would install if I played Terraria

daring creek
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Insane Idea

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Servitor servitors

young pecan
opaque coyote
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"So guys, I got the newest GPU EMP-40000, straight from a recently found STC fragment. Let's test this baby out."

celest dome
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The Admech I'd quite secretive with their tech

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And don't like to explain to Outsiders

opaque coyote
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The Noosphere

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So I can imagine stuff like that would be popular there

spring cairn
nocturne crest
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Damn, new lore has the Iron Hands being inbred.

storm jungle
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Eyo?

nocturne crest
storm jungle
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LMFAO

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that explains a lot about eternal...........

shadow plover
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Do they recruit from these sealed war machines or the general population of Medusa

queen laurel
storm jungle
storm jungle
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though clans are more favored for stock

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since well, dumbass warrior culture

shadow plover
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So, Iron Hands wouldn't be of this inbred stock?

storm jungle
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The technomadic tribes are the warrior clans....

nocturne crest
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I thought the general population was in these sealed vehicles.

storm jungle
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^

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that

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you cant even survive outside of them

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unless you're Clutch Nixon maybe idk

dapper gyro
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No wonder

vagrant fox
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The iron hands are cool, actually, now

dapper gyro
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Manus intentionally got killed so he can get away from his own legion.

nocturne crest
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The Iron Hands are the Doohickey Chapter now.

storm jungle
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Inspector Iron Hands?

nocturne crest
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That or redneck engineering.

crystal forum
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iron hands are better than all other chapters

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this is objectively correct

rocky gale
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Drukhari wraith knight posted on Warcom, it's canon now

dapper gyro
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Not enough skin and spike

rocky gale
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I'll show you skin and spikes

celest dome
queen laurel
rocky gale
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You wish you had a duel disk like that

storm jungle
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keep up mushroomeer

queen laurel
nocturne crest
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Then again, I'm surprised GW and Hasbro haven't done a transformers crossover yet.

sturdy linden
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IH successor, derivative of small clan enclave farming collectives with very circular family trees.

that goes on my list of maybe-I'll-use SM chapter names right next to the White Knights.

wintry cloud
nocturne crest
sturdy linden
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of course they are!

raven stone
sturdy linden
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even harder than they already do I guess?

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really like this art dump post of their eldar stuff. you get few decent images of craftworlds and I didn't have that one yet.

rose thorn
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My partner is doing a kitbash, what’s the ‘top’ of thsi mini RaW

shadow plover
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as in height?

celest dome
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Minimum is the head iirc

dark moon
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Sleep paralysis demon lookin’ abomination.

wintry cloud
vagrant fox
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confirmed not monsterfucker

rocky gale
queen laurel
rocky gale
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Friend sent me this and said "Vostroyans have just been revealed"

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I saw the message before the image and I genuinely believed

queen laurel
rose thorn
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ITS NOT A SPACE MAIRNE WERE FREEEEE

rocky gale
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At least Vostroyans are mentioned in the article

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Trust

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Next edition

queen laurel
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red gobbo made a robot after them KEKW_ogryn

remote wadi
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I'm fine with space marines just make that one xenos novel occasionally and I'm happy

rose thorn
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We got space marine reveals almost every week for like 2 months

remote wadi
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Ok but they generate the most amount of money

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Also chaos got a huge lore update

celest dome
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We did ?

remote wadi
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The 9 realms of chaos

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The division of factions

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Emperor children being comp lvl on release

celest dome
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Those aren't that new

remote wadi
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Chaos is eating good

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The 9 realms of chaos Were not explored

celest dome
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They still aren't

remote wadi
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We know what they are about

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That's way more than what we previously had

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Now we can actually speculate their gods

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And the formation

celest dome
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Those things are already 2 year old

remote wadi
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10 edition is 2 years old

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The rest will come in 11th edition

celest dome
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Doesn't stop that SM are getting the most both in lore and in models whatthefuck_heresy

remote wadi
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They are the highest revenue

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If you wanna fix it buy other factions

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I haven't bought any sm models

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I'm voting with my money

celest dome
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I haven't either,

remote wadi
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But if the majority is space marine fans

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Welp we are here to bring the diversity

celest dome
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But again, Chaos and Xenos don't get much

remote wadi
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Also cmon we have cypher and abbadon

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Those characters will always be cool

celest dome
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Cypher doesn't do anything.
And Abbadon is quite 1 dimensional

vagrant fox
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red corsairs next edition trust

remote wadi
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Also it's very hard to advance chaos lore without ruining the balance of war

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Like let's say you give abbadon a new win

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It changes the setting

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Eventho I do wish they would get the balls to kill a primarch by abbadon hands

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Cmon let's kill vulcan he will just respawn

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Also we did get more emperor children lore

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That truly doesn't go anywhere

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But it was cool

dark moon
remote wadi
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Trueee

dark moon
sacred bluff
sacred bluff
dark moon
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Take me back to those halcyon days when the Iron Warriors weren’t fractured and we pranked the Imperial Fists. Sitgryn

sacred bluff
dark moon
dark moon
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Before the Daemonculaba. thumbsup_ogryn

We don’t talk about the Daemonculaba. staregryn

rose thorn
sacred bluff
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i wonder if they're gonna give us 40k dorn or if he's alive

rose thorn
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Probably after space wolves guy

sacred bluff
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where is he

remote wadi
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It would make sense for them to have hard matchups

rose thorn
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Every new faction is obseenly busted because gw has the worst beta testing ever

sacred bluff
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are all loyalist primarchs missing: rogal, leman, khan

nocturne crest
remote wadi
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Khan may not be a loyalist when he comes back

rose thorn
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The chaos duardin is viciously under pointed

remote wadi
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I have a theory

rose thorn
remote wadi
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Leman can't come back

dark moon
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Isn’t Corax some weird warp abomination too? Just not around of course.

lament shoal
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No

remote wadi
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He is the executioner of primarchs

rose thorn
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Leman is most likely coming back next edition

remote wadi
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If he is back ggs

lament shoal
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To make the word bearers shit themselves

dark moon
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Ah, too much meme lore then KEKW_ogryn

remote wadi
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I mean for all we know all primarchs have a form like that

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Korvo is just the only one that got broken enough to go into it

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But honestly if we get a true chaos undivided primarch it should be korvo

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Peterabo should be the deamon prince of the machine god

lament shoal
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No he hated the mechanicus and thought they were stupid

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No way he'd willingly be some sort of warp vessel for the ommnissiah

remote wadi
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The chaos machine god doesn't have to be ommnissiah

dark moon
lament shoal
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He still wouldn't want to embody some sort of machine being

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That's not what he was about

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Machines are merely tools to be used to him, not something to worship or become

nocturne crest
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I wonder if anyone has ever done a daft punk themed army before.

dark moon
remote wadi
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Yet he keeps feeding it

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Vashtor would be the closest we have to a machine god manifestation and dude is about the same ideas as peterabo

lament shoal
remote wadi
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It's all logical and calculated

lament shoal
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He acknowledges slaanesh's existence

storm jungle
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Bile is a sellout

nocturne crest
remote wadi
spring cairn
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clavicus bile

frosty sigil
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you have no clue how I fucking hate this lie

storm jungle
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LMAO

wintry cloud
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I was gonna ask about darktide lore and forgot that this is literally the darktide server

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So the arbites are pretty high stakes when referring to regular humans. What exactly caused them to show up to atoma to try and put down the moebians

outer wave
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Their whole job is to keep the tithes going

queen laurel
winged jacinth
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Tithe wasnt going out yeah lol

outer wave
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Tithes being what each planet provides to the war effort

queen laurel
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They are now just helping us we take the planet because well that is being disturbed

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tithes ain't paying you gotta start shooting

wintry cloud
#

This is kind of hilarious.
They showed up because the plant wasn’t doing their taxes

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I like that

remote wadi
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The strongest class the irs

winged jacinth
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Atoma can't ship tanks offworld if half the manufactories are offline and the other half are busy holding the city

outer wave
#

Atoma also cant send new fresh recruits into a regiment when half are dying and the other half defected

storm jungle
winged jacinth
storm jungle
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We had a rpg session with my friend where an arbites exaction squad hunted us halfway across a segmentum

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all because we accidentally killed a munitorum adept during a shootout

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lmao

winged jacinth
#

LEXBREAKERS

outer wave
wintry cloud
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Darktide is an awesome game, the stakes are so low in the colossal picture of 40k but defending this planet can be an entire novel series in itself.

daring creek
storm jungle
winged jacinth
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Ironically the imperium is probably happy about how things are going overall because the invasion resulted in us reclaiming the rite of steel lol

daring creek
#

Uhhhhh

storm jungle
rocky gale
#

Damn ttrpg nerds

storm jungle
#

I made it after the game was over lmao

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this was in the final run where we were gonna get my friend's Warrant of Trade approved by the munitorum officials

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then the arbites arrived

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and played that shit over the vox system

queen laurel
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or

wintry cloud
storm jungle
#

a famulous agent also spoke on our behalf and explained the accident

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but uh

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they still broke our legs

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and tossed us for a few days into the brig

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then we were let go lmao

winged jacinth
#

Im surprised they did that much once you had a warrant

outer wave
#

All at the cost of broken legs

queen laurel
#

broken legs is very fixable

winged jacinth
#

Your rogue trader could probably just shoot as many clerks as they liked after the warrant was stamped lol

wintry cloud
#

If i said Guardsman < enforcer < arbites for like stakes and scale is this the right order?

winged jacinth
#

Not really how it works

wintry cloud
#

Do tell

winged jacinth
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Enforcers are cops, arbites are murder fbi, guard are The Army

wintry cloud
#

Different roles

winged jacinth
#

Yeah

nocturne crest
#

Voidsmen are the navy

winged jacinth
#

Arbites > enforcer more or less but they prioritize different cases

daring creek
#

I wanna try playing warhammer thru tabletop sim

storm jungle
# winged jacinth Im surprised they did that much once you had a warrant

It was due to us wasting their time on a matter that was resolved as an "accident" and due to the resources wasted on the hunt for us. Also my friend who became a RT Desvum was not really a noble, he was a ex-navy breacher that got lucky to be given the gene-info for a Warrant since all his known family members were dead, he essentially had nothing but a small pirate-cutter ship by the time we made it planetside.

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if he had actual proper power they wouldnt have touched him, and the authority of arbites goes usually above RTs depending on the situation, they got enough authority to arrest or hurt you if you go against a decree of the Lex, down to even boarding your ship for investigation.

winged jacinth
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I imagine it comes down to a good old balance of force of arms a lot of the time

storm jungle
#

Yeah basically that.

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Arbites are influential but it entirely depends on the job yea

winged jacinth
#

They're less inclined to be sticklers about the lex if you've got 1000 armed marines lol

lament shoal
storm jungle
#

^ REAL

winged jacinth
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Or say, your ship is exterminatus capable lmao

storm jungle
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Yeah arbites are smart enough to leave a issue be THEN come with bigger guns if its demanded.

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The issue is obviously you still cannot touch them. Killing an Arbitrator is a BIG no-no.

storm jungle
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its like how cartels dont touch DEA agents

lament shoal
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Yeah the last time they did it didn't end well for them lol

winged jacinth
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I imagine there's a certain point where if the criminal has a cruiser they can request the navy task them a force from the sector fleet

lament shoal
#

The arbitrator companion is dateable lol

winged jacinth
#

Although i guess probably once you crime enough it turns from crime to heresy?

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Defying the holy imperial order

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Then the battleships warp in

outer wave
lament shoal
#

Its dlc

winged jacinth
#

Newest dlc

storm jungle
storm jungle
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their rulebook covers some random examples, all go back to the actions of the targets somehow affecting a planet's taxes

wintry cloud
#

Also these guys have a homing shotgun or something?

winged jacinth
#

Yeah im just thinking if a dynasty with a serious fleet does some lexbreaking
I think if you have that much naval force it might be insurrection by default if you step too far though

winged jacinth
lament shoal
outer wave
wintry cloud
# lament shoal

So a sniper rifle but it turns you into gore when it hits you

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Sounds great

lament shoal
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They fire long range slugs

winged jacinth
lament shoal
#

Along with standard shells but thats a separate firing mode

winged jacinth
#

"Inquisitor hold on about the witches someone is manipulating labor quotas"

lament shoal
winged jacinth
#

I have to assume the part that attaches to the execrators to make them long range are rifled chokes

wintry cloud
#

Arbites wear flak or carapace?

lament shoal
#

Similar to carapace but better

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Verispex armor

wintry cloud
#

Never heard of that before

lament shoal
#

Its that and carapace

arctic talon
#

who wants new valrak leaks

surreal nest
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Spread em

arctic talon
#

Warhammer 40,000 - Plastic Big Things
has now heard from multiple sources that a plastic Warhound Titan is happening "very, very soon"; should be within the next twelve months.
tooling has been updated and enlarged at WHW to allow for large scale kits to be done in plastic.
testbed for other big things; Thunderhawk, Taunar, etc.
has also heard that the Warmaster is in the design phase for 28mm - allegedly the largest titan they will cover (for now).
Custodes Refresh(at some point)

Warhammer 40,000 - End-of Edition Campaign
reiterates previous rumours about corsairs, huron and other stuff

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The Horus Heresy - Legiones Astartes
has heard that the plastic Cataphractii may be part of a broader box set release; uncertain how accurate.

vagrant fox
#

The corsairs is mildly interesting, fits that one rumour engine thing

slow quarry
arctic talon
#

Does the plastic warhound, Thunderhawk and Taunar not please you?

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smh

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it'll probably cost like

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500$

surreal nest
#

Idek what those are!

arctic talon
#

but still TopKekSphere

arctic talon
#

warhound titan

vagrant fox
#

I wonder how many fiddly bits they'll be

arctic talon
#

if these unironically end up in plastic

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that would be insane lol

surreal nest
sturdy linden
#

anyone can confirm there'll be an exodites killteam? has this surfaced again by chance?

arctic talon
#

if there is an exodites killteam its imo unlikely to be this KT season

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considering its set on a shithole tombworld

sturdy linden
#

yeah, the gun-hive world

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which was what kinds surprised me

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but they'd be sooo cool to have

arctic talon
#

nah we're past the gun-hive world

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its a new awful place

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Its a necron tomb world

lament shoal
#

Does anyone know what the size of the bases for the kasrkins are

surreal nest
#

Should be 28

lament shoal
#

Thx

vagrant fox
#

What's drawing every single faction to some random tomb world again?

rose thorn
#

isnt it just chaos imperium and necrons

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and its just happenstance that chaos is there?

glossy sonnet
#

Its pariah crusade, no?

rocky gale
#

Chaos is always there

arctic talon
rose thorn
#

... OH YEAHH

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forgot about hta

celest dome
#

Tyranids vs Admech too

arctic talon
#

that was last season

rose thorn
#

i thought tyranids vs admech was the tailend of the last season

arctic talon
#

Deatwatch: KIll Necrons and stop awakening
Tau: steal necron tech
Space Wolves: Stop Tau from stealing necron tech and kill them
Necrons: GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN

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Also deathwatch failed

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lol

rose thorn
#

peak

languid meadow
#

L bozo

rose thorn
#

i feel like necron fails like 60% of the t ime

arctic talon
#

Killed the overlord of the tomb world

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but the awakening is begining anyways

vagrant fox
#

deathwatch numero unero once again back to back champions

arctic talon
#

lol

rose thorn
#

I MEAN

#

DEATHWATCH

arctic talon
#

Tbf the tombworld has no overlord now

rose thorn
#

i feel like deathwatch fails like 60% of the time

arctic talon
#

but like

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Its still waking up

rose thorn
#

lmao

languid meadow
rose thorn
#

fr

sturdy linden
glossy sonnet
rose thorn
#

if there is a eldar corsiar release box the endof this editioni wudl porbably get it

vagrant fox
#

I love Krieg but got damn the memes suck hugely

glossy sonnet
#

memes and their horrible consequences on 40k

celest dome
#

Any demo that you lot have tried and found interesting

  • Mechanicus 2: Quite different from Mechanicus 1, bigger focus on troops for the Admech, not too interested in the Necron
  • Region of Ruins: Quite similar to the 1st game, quite fun
  • Tears of Metal: Hack and Slash Rogue Lite, also quite fun
daring creek
surreal nest
#

Its a roguelite fantasy beat em up by the Streets of Rage developers

remote wadi
#

Ok I'm upset

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I wanted to bring my wife for a wh40k introduction

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Where they give a free mini and teach you to paint

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And realized they don't have it in my country

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Pain

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5 Warhammer stores here and no service

storm jungle
#

Lmao bruh

#

thats so shit

rocky gale
#

Wait so they just don't do it there?

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Even with 5 stores

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We've only got one store and do it

crystal forum
#

we only have one store in the province and it's smaller than my room

rocky gale
#

Yea but you're American so your room is 40ft across

celest dome
#

It only depend on the managment of the store

crystal forum
#

seeing a british GW store is like going to legoland in florida as a kid

celest dome
rocky gale
#

Yep

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But funny

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I suppose the difference is a Canadians rooms are 12 metres across

lament shoal
#

Pretty spacious and it has a cafe as well

nocturne crest
#

Imagine if GW opened up a theme park.

opaque coyote
#

Eldar and Rogue Traders be like

remote wadi
lament shoal
remote wadi
remote wadi
#

I mean England is the original land of Warhammer right

rocky gale
#

Indeed

arctic talon
#

Nottingham vox

valid needle
#

You know what really grinds my gears

#

When imperium fans deny the imperiums evilness

wintry cloud
#

Yeah there’s been a surge of dudes who think the imperium are the good guys

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They don’t read thats all.

valid needle
#

I did once

queen laurel
valid needle
#

Then i realised it’s much better when you embrace Evil Imperium

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Gimme 1500 servitors on back order stat

wintry cloud
#

I saw like 10 warcrimes in the new black templar codex

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Even on human civilians

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Half of it is literally nonsense, which is good. Dudes are psychopaths

storm jungle
#

also people who get told this stuff think you cannot like the Imperium as a faction which nobody is saying lol

#

its just not alot to ask you to realise that they are evil as fuck, thats what makes them great and hilarious

arctic talon
#

The evil is part of the fun

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lol

sacred bluff
#

that why i support IW/WE

languid meadow
lament shoal
#

So true

storm jungle
#

"Oh so you hate on me for being an Imperium fan"

#

no I dont lol

#

read what im sayind dingleberry 💀

queen laurel
valid needle
queen laurel
#

i mean for god sake I love orks

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and they are literally warmongering monsters

valid needle
#

Marines malevolent be bombing humans by the millions for a laugh

median star
storm jungle
queen laurel
lament shoal
wintry cloud
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One day, before I die I want some company to make a slaanesh themed game.

I don’t care how bad the game is and whether or not it’s dead on arrival

Just the knowledge that someone tried to do it, and gw let it go through.

lament shoal
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Found some nice premade urban bases on etsy. Gonna use these for my kasrkins :>

proven needle
lament shoal
#

I mean isn't that like 90% of imperial hive cities lol

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At least in the upper spires

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Besides, anything city themed makes it urban

nocturne crest
#

Out of curiosity, but are there any chapters that have a colour scheme pattern like this?

storm jungle
#

Hold on homie i got you

#

Pretty sure theres none but posting it just so you can feel assured KEKW_ogryn

celest dome
nocturne crest
#

I wonder how difficult painting this would be?

nocturne crest
dapper gyro
nocturne crest
#

And what about the tan areas?

dapper gyro
#

Start with brown then put on lighter colour cotes.

nocturne crest
#

I see.

remote wadi
#

I do see the empirium as one of the chaos factions

#

Cause let's be honest they just one of the extremes of cultism

nocturne crest
remote wadi
#

I don't hate the empire of man they just future chaos marines

#

Except black templars

#

Those guys are gonna be big E dark king cultists

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And the grey knights are gonna die before they relevant

nocturne crest
remote wadi
#

Honestly paint Ur army as you which

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( I love the black legion cause it's free to paint them)

hallow saddle
#

EZ

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doesnt actually take very long to cut the eagle off and sand it down

hallow saddle
#

u want a new blade on ur hobby knife for it btw so it's super sharp, makes it a ton smoother

valid needle
#

Insulting us by calling us the good guys mf no one wants to be the good guys it’s boring

remote wadi
valid needle
# storm jungle

Fists Exemplar down as Ultramarines? Lord Dorn in heaven smite Dilara down immediately.

remote wadi
#

Also I'm gonna call it the empire of man is bound to fail

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That's why I joined chaos

#

We winning son

raven stone
#

Insanity not worth the price :p

remote wadi
#

Chaos undivided is the opposite of insanity

raven stone
#

I am very Jaghtai Khan when it comes to Imperium lol

remote wadi
#

Insanity is doing the same things and expect different results

storm jungle
#

💀

remote wadi
#

Chaos undivided is multiple different ideas

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The empire of mankind is stagnant and doing insane decisions

valid needle
raven stone
#

Sadly Chaos Undivided is just warp going to drive you insane.
And I admit I like non-Chaos-juice-sipping radical Inquisitors/Rogue Traders

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So they are like loyalist who can point out IoM is, well

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Incredibly fucked up

remote wadi
#

Actually some of our characters not all

#

Are just smart masters of chaos

#

If you say no to chaos Ur safe from it

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But if you say maybe you control it

valid needle
remote wadi
#

The trick is edging chaos

valid needle
#

That’s not how it works

remote wadi
#

Never falling to one side

valid needle
#

You still work for them all

remote wadi
#

No they work for me

raven stone
#

Indeed it sadly isn’t, even with Undivided, the warp alone can end up driving you insane.

remote wadi
#

I want chaos

valid needle
#

You just don’t get benefits

remote wadi
#

They provide it

valid needle
#

Now he’s becoming a daemon prince

#

Horus said that

#

Now he’s dead

remote wadi
#

Tbh perturabo is way better now

#

Even when it comes to his temper

#

Also empire of mankind is doomed to go chaos

#

You just choose dark king as Ur god

#

Instead of the other options

#

Cause Ur emperor will unavoidably turn into it and you guys workship it

#

Also if you think about it chaos undivided is everything the emperor wanted

valid needle
#

He solos every other one

remote wadi
#

We focused on knowledge, self improvement and some of us are atheists

remote wadi
#

While the loyalists are what the inquisition wants

remote wadi
#

But all chaos gods are destined to be forced into balance

#

Since the warp is not a functional temporal

storm jungle
#

Im going insane reading this

valid needle
#

Bro acting like chaos is ying and yang and not just evil gods of evil

remote wadi
#

The chaos was peaceful for a time acording to old lore

#

Aka human chaos is what makes it unstable

#

The moment the dark king rises and ends humanity chaos goes back to peaceful

young pecan
remote wadi
#

Or he joins the evil patheon

#

And chaos keeps being chaos

#

Anyways chaos undivided ends up on the upper hand

#

Cause if it goes peaceful we there
If it keeps being chaos we there

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Or we all die

valid needle
nocturne crest
#

I wonder if Darktide could work if we're playing as GSC instead of the inquisition

remote wadi
#

Nah the tau and necrons aren't evil

valid needle
remote wadi
#

Necrons are evil for moral standards

#

But they are in uneffected by chaos

valid needle
#

On the genocide every race not them because they view themselves as superior moral standard?

remote wadi
#

And tau as the dominant species would be an harmonious universe

#

Aka a peaceful warp

valid needle
remote wadi
#

No deamons

#

No evil gods

#

No destroyed planets

#

Just 4 castes living in harmony

#

Also by that time humans are already dead

#

They don't have to esterilize a dead species

#

And before you tell me about how that is evil on itself
The old ones plan was exactly this

#

Humans only function was to end chaos and die

remote wadi
#

Acording to the heretic xenology book

young pecan
#

Fight gangers too

#

Sounds funny

remote wadi
#

I meant in a Warhammer sense

#

Since negative emotions is directly associated with the warp

#

And they aren't connected to it

lament shoal
#

They're still evil, warp influence or not

remote wadi
#

Also I can change Ur mind about necrons using modern humanity

#

Is it evil to experiment on a lab rat to create something better for humans

surreal nest
#

Yes

lament shoal
#

Absolutely yes lmao

remote wadi
#

Welp but in modern standard it would be seen as a necessary evil

#

As in the other option is to hurt humans

lament shoal
#

Like we have irl laws for that

#

Its animal abuse

surreal nest
#

What if you were the inferior species that was ripped apart and tested for the betterment of another species

remote wadi
#

That doesn't apply to lab rats

surreal nest
remote wadi
#

They are breed for it

#

And used legally for it

surreal nest
#

Legality is not morality

#

For one

#

But for two there are things you cant do to lab animals

#

Such as have lab animals thats an explicitly illegal act thats only legal because of lobbying

valid needle
#

Man if Kimo was a BT fan and not chaos fan this would be a field day💀

remote wadi
#

Nah fam I'm just saying for necrons we are science projects

#

They don't see no evil in it

#

Cause they don't see humans as equals

surreal nest
#

Necrons know they arent righteous lol

#

Necrons have an inherently selfish goal

lament shoal
#

Just because someone doesn't believe their own actions are evil doesn't mean they're not evil

valid needle
remote wadi
#

We as humans tend to not think animals are our equals

surreal nest
#

If I start stomping on dogs outside but I think I am solving the overpopulation problem that doesn't make me a good person

remote wadi
#

I'm not saying thats everyone

#

But it's a tendency

storm jungle
#

Aaauauguguhuguhughguhgghhhhhh

surreal nest
lament shoal
storm jungle
lament shoal
#

Yeah its just weird takes is all

remote wadi
#

And you make it about my beliefs