#40k-lore-chat

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queen laurel
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He would be bit sapient after that

rose thorn
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anyone exciterd for space marine reveals tomorrow

rocky gale
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They should rename it to Space Marine Monday tbh

storm jungle
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We are getting another reveal? lmao

arctic talon
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Unknown

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lol

remote wadi
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When peterabo

rocky gale
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Never

remote wadi
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Nah all primarchs got back

remote wadi
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And chaos mechicus are here

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It only makes sense he is next

storm jungle
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Chaos primarchs that arent god-alligne dare not getting models for a long time or anytime soon

remote wadi
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But he will be when released

celest dome
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Chaos Mechanicum doesn't have ties to Perturabo staregryn

remote wadi
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The machine chaos god

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Vashtor

celest dome
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Vashtor? Not linked to either of, iirc

remote wadi
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We got the chaos realm of machines

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Why wouldn't vashtor be it's god

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And peterabo his prince

remote wadi
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There's enought souls that belief in machines

rocky gale
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Forget Vashtorr, we need Sota-Nul

celest dome
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Well, the Mechanicum isn't subservient to Vashtor (Vashtor is trying to subvert them though)
And no, Perturabo isn't a Daemon Prince of Vashtor

rocky gale
celest dome
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Your understanding of the lore is quite alien

remote wadi
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I mean being a true deamon of chaos undivided wouldn't make sense permanently

celest dome
rocky gale
celest dome
remote wadi
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I'm talking peterabo

celest dome
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Daemon Prince I don't know about

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Ok so Daemon Prince yes

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But Undivided, not Vashtor

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Not Machine Chaos

vagrant fox
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Perturabo is a undivided daemon prince yea

remote wadi
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Perturabo would fall for the machine god quite easily

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Like literally look at the man

celest dome
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Don't think we've ever had cases of Daemon Prince moving from one "faith" to another

remote wadi
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He is half machine

celest dome
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That's not how things work

remote wadi
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Also chaos undivided when it comes to deamons tends to be a temporary state

languid meadow
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I love the little gong slave they have

remote wadi
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Why wouldn't that apply to deamon princes

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Abbadon makes sense to be undivided since he is pretty much his own god

misty vector
remote wadi
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Not power wise but ideology

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But peterabo is a logic above anything man

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He would easily fall for the chaos machine side

arctic talon
remote wadi
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Since they align in ideology

arctic talon
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Whfb was just hammers and axes

misty vector
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Ahhh true true

remote wadi
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Also this isn't coming from an alien view this is theory based of the current

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Since the current is incomplete

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Space marines are well defined

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Chaos marines arent

sacred ginkgo
arctic talon
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Chaos is very well defined

arctic talon
rocky gale
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Na chaos has no lore

remote wadi
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Chaos undivided doesnt have a single ideology

arctic talon
sacred ginkgo
remote wadi
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We have abbadons,bilism, cypher self centerism

arctic talon
rocky gale
remote wadi
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Space marines are easy to define their different cultures and ideology

celest dome
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I think I might just put Kimo in the ignore list...

sacred ginkgo
# arctic talon LOL

The blue enchanted brettsword skin says it's made by a dwarf for some reason or another

celest dome
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Might be better for my mind

remote wadi
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Chaos undivided they can all work toghter under the same leader and have totally different ideas

celest dome
remote wadi
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Also going from undivided to mono god isn't uncommon in lore

celest dome
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Mostly by faithful of the Dwarf god of Death

sacred ginkgo
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Oh sick we're at 2 now

remote wadi
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Not for deamons, not even for black legionaires

arctic talon
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I’m not huge on dwarf lore in whfb

celest dome
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All the swords that the Elector Counts uses are also Dwarven made

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(but not to be used by Dwarfs)

storm jungle
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Random update but i think im enjoying Phantom Liberty

vagrant fox
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maybe I should replay it

rocky gale
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Male V?

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You wanted to romance Panam didn't you?

celest dome
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Doesn't she say shit but the sub titles say prick ?

storm jungle
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I think so lmao

vagrant fox
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I've been sorely tempted because of this meme, for some reason

storm jungle
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LMFAO

sacred ginkgo
celest dome
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Oh and I have a pick of a Dwarf sword miniature

storm jungle
storm jungle
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"SHIE-"

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god voodoo boys are so fucking stupid

arctic talon
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Vodoo boys deserve it anyways

storm jungle
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LMAO

arctic talon
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Apocalyptic cult

storm jungle
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Jinx

storm jungle
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"AI is gonna win we need to ruin the blackwall and take their side"

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fucking nutjobs

rocky gale
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I should play 2077 again, romance Judy

arctic talon
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first AI they meet

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"What the fuck are you talking about"

storm jungle
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Alt frying those 5 runners was so funny

celest dome
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Couple of swords, and a Flaming Rune Sword

arctic talon
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neat

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thats cool

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Honestly the voodoo boys deserve every unfortunate thing that happens to them as a Gang

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lol

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Most of the gangs in 2077 do

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except like the Mox ig

storm jungle
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Anyway guys i gotta get back to it Idris Elba is gonna kill someone i think

arctic talon
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LOL

storm jungle
celest dome
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Elba truly is good looking man

queen laurel
arctic talon
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shame the modern voodoo boys didn't exist in RED lol

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They were still a bunch of kids/teens being racist psychopaths

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in 2077 they're just racist psycopaths but actually Hatian instead of white people

fleet parcel
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do they have 2 brains?

shadow plover
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No

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The joke is that they're stupid

rocky gale
fleet parcel
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lmao

median star
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lot of ppl myself included miss it for some reason

celest dome
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I'd never kill Elba angymorrow

median star
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not elba other guy

storm jungle
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Slider? FUCK I missed it lmao

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the cycle continues

median star
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its the only unique pistol that uses that bulpup tech revolver

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also biggest thing about phantom liberty a lot of ppl dont rlly talk about is reeds face is crazy in it story telling on whats usually about to happen or you can tell when hes in deep contemplation by just watching his eyes

celest dome
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Wait Bulpup Revolver whatthefuck_heresy

storm jungle
rocky gale
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What the fuck

median star
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it also full auto and a technical rail gun

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sssh

celest dome
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How is it a Revolver

median star
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that spins

celest dome
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What is the thing that goes down ?

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Power cell ?

median star
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no clue its the thing right under the oval kind of looking stamping that gets changed out on reload

celest dome
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So it is a magazine to revolving then it get shot ?

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That's more like a P90 than revolver

median star
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p90 mag doesnt revolve

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only the bullets

celest dome
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Does the cylinder move ?

median star
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yes

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better pic that shows its an actual cylinder

sacred ginkgo
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That thing can't be fun to hold straight

median star
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its got like an offset sort of brace that goes on the forarm on other side

sacred ginkgo
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I mostly mean the disk digging into your wrist

arctic talon
nocturne crest
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I wonder if the next edition will kick off with Deathwatch vs Orks instead of BA.

remote wadi
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I do hope they get any introduction combat patrol that isn't space marines Vs tyranids

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We should have necrons Vs aeldari
Or chaos Vs ultramarine

nocturne crest
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Chaos vs Aeldari, so if it isn't a success GW can claim the market didn't want it.

remote wadi
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Trueee

arctic talon
sacred bluff
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i carried so hard and we only drew 😔

nocturne crest
arctic talon
nocturne crest
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Because all I can think of is the NL vs Dark Eldar.

arctic talon
nocturne crest
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Oh. I was thinking of the killteam box. Sorry

arctic talon
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Oh

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thats not a combat patrol

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lmao

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Also there was another Eldar vs CSM box for that one

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corasirs vs legionaries

nocturne crest
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Have they ever done a xenos vs xenos battleforce?

arctic talon
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very important distinction lol

nocturne crest
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Either.

surreal nest
arctic talon
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I just have this ones art on hand

arctic talon
nocturne crest
arctic talon
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Brood brothers are xeno

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as are the leagues of votaan

nocturne crest
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Good point.

arctic talon
nocturne crest
arctic talon
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there's one more box

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that was nids vs CWE

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but I can't find it

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bcs it was super limited run during Apocalypse Lmao

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it was part of Apocalypse War Zone: Valedor

stone idol
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So I have a question about the power swords Like I know their are are but how are we finding so many in warhammer darktide?

sacred ginkgo
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We're the inquisition

arctic talon
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There's not actually that many among us also we're the inqusition

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lol

dire loom
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True, we are the Inquisition.

stone idol
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Fair enough

arctic talon
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but not everyone and their mother reject wise

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has a powersword

dire loom
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Unless..

arctic talon
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Its likely only for those who've survived a mission or two

dire loom
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Which we are

arctic talon
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as for once we're level 30 who gives a shit at that point

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Full part of the warband

dire loom
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Probably only survivors are the VOs.

arctic talon
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yeah

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1 of each gender + personality combo

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lol

dire loom
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So just count all of em and you have your warband.

arctic talon
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for a grand total of 21

remote wadi
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What do you mean even I have a sword

arctic talon
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The more odd weapons that they have a comically large amount of are force weapons tbh

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Mostly because those are even more $$$$

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but I suppose they likely only have a few and the quantity in game is an exageration lol

dire loom
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Aside from peoples personal head canons

stone idol
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Ok but I do have another question could the lazguns be equiped with Grenade launchers or underbarrel shotguns? Or is that not a thing?.

arctic talon
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there is an underbarrel grenade launcher for some lasgun models

arctic talon
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The kantreal has a variant with it in Munda

dire loom
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Is lore now

arctic talon
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as for shotgun no

dire loom
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That's how Warhammer 40k works

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GW does literally the same thing

arctic talon
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as for if the imperium has generally attachable underbarrel grenade launchers

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ehhh not as much

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but you could def write it in lol

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We've seen them before

remote wadi
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Also as someone that is new to the tabletop

stone idol
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I quess we haven't found a proper way to get them working

remote wadi
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No one introduces no one with kill team

arctic talon
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the big thing with under barrel weapons

remote wadi
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Combat patrol is discount tabletop

arctic talon
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is that bayonets are way more common

remote wadi
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Kill team is kill team

arctic talon
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a bayonet lug is like

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on every single imperial lasgun ever lol

stone idol
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I would love to see darktide give us a underbarrel grenade launcher or just a regular grenade launcher for the game

arctic talon
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a normal GL is much more likely

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imo

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its pretty normal usage wise in the guard

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its the cheapest "special" weapon

stone idol
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I guess FT needs promission from games workshop to add that in the game

arctic talon
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anyways here's an example of a lasgun with an auxillary grenade launcher

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used by Elysian squad D-99

stone idol
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Ooh GIMME GIMME GIMME

arctic talon
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before they got fucking eaten by nids

stone idol
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I need my Vet to have that asap!

arctic talon
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also there's the other faction

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that uses underbarrel grenade launchers

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a lot

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the Tau empire loves that shit lol

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Hallowette give us the underbarrel pulse grenade launcher probably has one

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lol

stone idol
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Oh I know the tau love them

silver crescent
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Question, do Guardsman, especially Cadians ONLY use Lasguns or do they have other stuff as well?

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I only see Cadians use Lasguns

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and Kasrkin using Plasma guns

arctic talon
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however the riflemen can be arranged into 2 "special weapon troopers" + 2 can use a heavy weapon

sacred ginkgo
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Recent cadian stuff has them with autoguns

arctic talon
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but generally lasguns are whats carried around by a squad

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because they're cheap, in high quantity, and common

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Special weapons are: meltas, flamers, plasma guns, grenade launchers

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heavy weapons are: Missile launchers, heavy bolter, heavy stubber, auto cannon, heavy flamer

stone idol
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Can a LazGun easily rip through human and xeno's flesh like hot butter?

silver crescent
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How could a Guardsman have a heavy bolter or a stubber?

arctic talon
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its squad served

silver crescent
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Ah

arctic talon
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and usually mounted

stone idol
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The guardsman would need to use a two man group like modern soldiers

silver crescent
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Would anyone get a bolt pistol specifically though? I always thought sgts or something would get that.

arctic talon
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Yes

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Sgts use them

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Sgts use pistols and a melee

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alongside a rifle(sometimes)

silver crescent
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Oh that's perfect for me then!

stone idol
arctic talon
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lasguns are effective at dealing with armor shittier then flak

silver crescent
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I was asking because I mainly play with Bpistol and a knife in game, so I was wondering if that's even something Guardsman did

arctic talon
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unfortunately for the guardsmen

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there's a lot of armor thats better then flak armor

silver crescent
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But ye thanks Elite, means a lot to me

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this info makes me very happy. :)

arctic talon
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no problem

silver crescent
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Yeah if you were curious, was asking because I am getting art of my fursona fighting with said things in my Vet's armor, and before I would post it anywhere wanted to know if I would get the funny "haha tourist knows nothing about WH, see they would actaully use x and y!"

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(tbh I'd probably be classified as a xeno so)

storm jungle
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Yeah people saying you cannot use a bolt weapon of any kind are usually grognards. As long as you explain how you got it in a fitting sense its not really an issue.

silver crescent
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That's good to hear!

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I only heard bad things about WH's community so yk, kinda shy to share anything I get made for it outside of this server, this server's pretty chill.

young pecan
vagrant fox
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in the defence of the greater warhammer community I just saw people complaining about female custodes a moment ago in a different server

young pecan
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/j

young pecan
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anyway back to playing limp biscuit with all my MAN custodes

vagrant fox
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gods #1 mistake no doubt those jezebels have ruined culture for ALL men FOREVER

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as an aside but on the note of ruining things forever for everyone the garou are really funny in WoD

silver crescent
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Idk much about it

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Custodians are Emperor's bodyguards? Right?

vagrant fox
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Crème de la crème of his genetic engineering, his bodyguards and companions

surreal nest
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Noticeably nothing to do with having to be male curiously enough

vagrant fox
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primarchs aside, for the genetic thing

surreal nest
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It's almost as if the lore was designed in a time where women weren't commonly accepted in hobby spaces....makes you think....and now they realize its a net positive to include women!

vagrant fox
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I can recall one singular line that firstborns sons were taken and I'm not entirely sure about that one. Other than that I can recall nothing about it being limited to any gender

young pecan
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I believe only spess muhreens are explicitly male

surreal nest
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Due to the same archaic bullshit

vagrant fox
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Well, they are now

rocky gale
young pecan
surreal nest
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Turns out Tithes of War wasn't canon

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Or Tithes

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I dont remember the name

young pecan
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Google on device you use to type comment

silver crescent
young pecan
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Use Google

silver crescent
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But I agreed mostly to stop the argument

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I don't really give too much of a shit myself

vagrant fox
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I think it could've been implemented a bit better but what is in 40k

stone idol
storm jungle
stone idol
storm jungle
stone idol
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Very very dumb

surreal nest
stone idol
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Wanted to get a stupid reaction

silver crescent
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but both know I am a super noob to 40k

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so they'd not even listen to me

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they actually read books and shit

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Do I look like a reader to you?

surreal nest
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Like one day a female custodes appearing doesn't mean they just started existing now, it means they have been and now they're getting a spotlight. It didnt bother me too much

daring creek
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If you think about it. There are female space marines. They just don't know that yet

rocky gale
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Yea like when GW added Tau, they had always existed in the setting, when the Votann got added they had always existed in the setting. It happens all the time.

daring creek
stone idol
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I am never drinking strawberry inferno Liquid death one was enough for me

surreal nest
stone idol
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Too much of a kick

silver crescent
storm jungle
# silver crescent Iirc they said something like "Yeah but they were only MEN before, but now they ...

Basically speaking as a person whos been in this fandom for a decade; its largely okay but the vocal parts of it tend to be filled with nazis which fit what I call the Holy Chudrinity:

  • Sexist
  • Homophobic
  • Racist

The warhammer community can be really great but id suggest just finding a space where you feel welcome in some cases, its absolutely sometimes filled to the brim with idiots that get upset for the dumbest shit, this week its some marine heads looking like chicks (they are asian) and a few weeks ago it was being uspet that that new space wolf minis had some painted with dark skin lol

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Being a female 40k fan was probably some of the most dreadful parts of my entire life lol

daring creek
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Oh yeah. Im here to say Orks feel very Rayman lmfao

rocky gale
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People forget that in fictional settings, things don't exist until the author decides they do and then they always existed.

surreal nest
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Wait what people got mad about the scout wolves not being white????

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deja vu

young pecan
silver crescent
surreal nest
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I thought there was already an outrage about a space wolf head having dreadlocs

silver crescent
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I always stayed away from it because of said community until I played Darktide

storm jungle
silver crescent
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then I realised I really like it

surreal nest
daring creek
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I'm reading krieg and I'm imagining this stompa titan thingy looking like a fuck load of orks swinging their arms and fales around

vagrant fox
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There's no need to get upset over plastic and people that don't actually exist just chill

storm jungle
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Every lore or miniature drop of any kind of new content's "outrage" by that part of the fandom can be summed up as either sexism or racism, its very goofy lol

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^

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its just toys

silver crescent
surreal nest
silver crescent
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and I'd say that before I say I like warhammer

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because I never spent money on minis

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So yk

storm jungle
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Good

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that makes you smart

daring creek
silver crescent
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Does it

storm jungle
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aka having money

surreal nest
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Not good paint and enjoy life

daring creek
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Just some people don't know how to read...

silver crescent
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I spend a lot of money on furry art mate

storm jungle
silver crescent
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that's arguably worse

storm jungle
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Idk man

silver crescent
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kekw

storm jungle
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i got many furry friends who are loaded lol

rocky gale
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I've spent so much money on Warhammer

storm jungle
surreal nest
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The name of the game be budget boxes

daring creek
silver crescent
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Issue is I am 19, finished high school, jobless

vagrant fox
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Furries are suspiciously rich, prime target of conspiracy theories

surreal nest
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you actually get huge bang for your buck with budget boxes

daring creek
silver crescent
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gonna get into uni next year tho

rocky gale
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I'd probably be able to afford a house if I didn't collect Warhammer

storm jungle
daring creek
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I just want a job and to start working towards living alone

silver crescent
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I had a best buddy who wanted to collect minis

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I was gonna help him find some because he is into WH more than I am

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then he ghosted me so

daring creek
silver crescent
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I guess we're not friends anymore, rip my only Irl friend who remained

surreal nest
rocky gale
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I don't have space in my room for it all

surreal nest
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tell me about it

silver crescent
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I'll be another stereotype

slow quarry
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Well actually female Spacemarines where a thing in the first books published until they made the decision to stop producing the models because they didn't sale that good and then this 'Spacemarines must be male' thing started.

silver crescent
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Really?

vagrant fox
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yea they used to exist

storm jungle
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it was a lot more experimental

surreal nest
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i have 4 totes of unpainted minis a glass display cabinet with half painted minis and an entire seperate box of more unpainted miniatures

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i need to be shot

storm jungle
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they werent entirely canon

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just miniature attempts to sell to idiot kids

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unlike today where you sell to idiot kids and adults

slow quarry
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Yeah in the first books ever, there is an interview out with the first authors who confirm this. They also confirm that some homosexual-flavours where added to the imperial fists if i recall correctly just out of fun

storm jungle
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Nah

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that was the author of the books being a fetish writer

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based tbh

arctic talon
surreal nest
daring creek
arctic talon
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Also Space Marine™ By Ian Watson has

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a lot of stuff in it

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That has uh

surreal nest
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i actually play the game so i just like their rules and i collect to play

slow quarry
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Well in the interview he gave he said he added them because he wanted to troll another author

arctic talon
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Aged interestingly

vagrant fox
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Free my man Watson he did nothing wrong

daring creek
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I'm interested

arctic talon
surreal nest
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like i have numberous killteams bc their rules are fun

arctic talon
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and be broke

chrome dagger
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is there any sense in running a modern SF team as a kill team in 40k

surreal nest
storm jungle
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KT experts help this guy out

surreal nest
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AoS has some fun ass rules

slow quarry
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The old authors were great, 40k was quite diverse that time. Its funny how people in the 70s and 80s where more open to some things than some people today

chrome dagger
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like, they have "autoguns" instead of Sig MCX or hk416

vagrant fox
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Watson was the poop vault wasn't he? I changed my mind keep him in jail

surreal nest
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what does SF mean

silver crescent
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If I could buy any minis, I would probably buy a set of Cadian Guardsmen and Kasrkin boys.

Because I played SM2 and now play Darktide and love the Cadians.

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And just leave them somewhere

chrome dagger
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special forces/quick reaction forces

chrome dagger
silver crescent
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when I get a house have them on display or some shit

dire loom
surreal nest
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killteam is designed around a certain scale so as long as they match that anything works

arctic talon
dire loom
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Now it's a party

arctic talon
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Also Stealth suits maybe

dire loom
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About karkin time

arctic talon
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assuming you want something resembling modern doctrine

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and not I BASH YOUR SKULL IN WITH A MACE

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if you're okay with bashing someones skull in with a mace

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beastmen sort of have that Spec ops vibe LOL

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same with Kommandos

surreal nest
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kasrkin would probably be the easiest if you have unique gun sculpts

vagrant fox
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I'm tempted to get models just to collect a few neat ones but I'd be entirely irresponsible and waste too much money

chrome dagger
surreal nest
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its a little annoying when the models are very similar but they all are supposed to have different weapons

slow quarry
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I mean al those "this and that is canon and this and that is lore" discussion is useless in my opinion anways because since there are a dozen authors writing this universe each book is as useful for canon as some sort of eye-witness-statement to something that happened. (Just my 2 cents)

arctic talon
vagrant fox
daring creek
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Whats another guard regiment book to read

surreal nest
storm jungle
storm jungle
vagrant fox
storm jungle
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its why 40k is really good with its new additions/retcons

chrome dagger
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paint them with cadian colors possibly

arctic talon
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As if groups like this exist in lore? the answer is yes

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I'm not quite sure about your question still

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like is this meant to play the tabletop killteam game

surreal nest
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I love battlesector

arctic talon
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or is this just for them to blend in with your like

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existing plastic

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srry

chrome dagger
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nah not officially

surreal nest
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all their units are basically scanned miniatures

silver crescent
arctic talon
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play around mission paramaters and objectives

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whoever has highest points wins

storm jungle
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You pit toys against each other, read rules, do actions and roll dice

surreal nest
arctic talon
#

mmmm plastic

silver crescent
#

So it's like DnD mixed with Starcraft?

arctic talon
#

the core rulebook is free on warcom

#

no

#

well

surreal nest
#

I am a guard collector irl and the battlesector playstyle is not too dissimilar

arctic talon
#

DND is spawned from wargames

#

So sorta

#

have you ever played 4e?

silver crescent
arctic talon
#

40k has more similarities to 4e then other dnd editions

chrome dagger
#

Darktide has autoguns and stuff so I figured a modern assault rifle looks like those, why not use the minis I have

slow quarry
arctic talon
#

since 4e is based more on wargames

languid meadow
arctic talon
# chrome dagger yes

it'll work, you could say they're human forces, like a regiment/pdf forces ect.

storm jungle
chrome dagger
arctic talon
storm jungle
#

LMAO WHAT

arctic talon
#

I'm all in on Majorkill

arctic talon
slow quarry
arctic talon
#

Pontius is def a chud

#

and maybe sexist

#

probably

storm jungle
#

Pontius is a chud

chrome dagger
#

Autoguns in tabletop 40k similar stats to lasgun right?

storm jungle
#

you should check out his videos

#

LMAO

surreal nest
chrome dagger
#

Say they have armor piercing rounds to fluff

#

higher rof

arctic talon
#

Autoguns in older editions had an extra shot but worse AP
while lasguns had a less shot but better AP

#

rn and from like 4e onwards they're identical

#

LOL

chrome dagger
#

sounds like this will work

silver crescent
#

Is Majorkill a chud? I know my best friend loved putting him on stream to show me WH lore

arctic talon
#

Nah

silver crescent
#

He seemed alright to me

arctic talon
#

He's just wrong sometimes

#

and also sells steroids

storm jungle
#

^

arctic talon
#

LOL

silver crescent
#

okay good!

storm jungle
#

Hes just a dudebro

arctic talon
#

yeah

storm jungle
#

and like

#

entitled

silver crescent
#

ah

storm jungle
#

otherwise hes whatever

surreal nest
silver crescent
#

I mean selling steroids doesn't seem that bad, right?

chrome dagger
#

can I link pics to this channel?

languid meadow
#

It's illegal in a lot of places

arctic talon
surreal nest
#

eons of battle is the least black templar player to ever exist

#

besides the hyiene

#

hygiene

daring creek
vagrant fox
surreal nest
#

i know for sure eons of battle has some stank

daring creek
#

I think I need a fun book

#

Happy book

surreal nest
vagrant fox
#

15 hours is happy and fun

storm jungle
silver crescent
daring creek
storm jungle
#

Infinite and the Divine too

silver crescent
#

Idk how steroids really work

arctic talon
#

they're drugs

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

that stimulate muscle growth

#

and yeah that

storm jungle
#

its very bad

daring creek
arctic talon
#

also have some bad side effects

#

lol

storm jungle
silver crescent
#

Okay good I didn't fall into the stereoids rabbit hole

surreal nest
silver crescent
#

Steroids*

arctic talon
#

yeah do not take roids

storm jungle
#

tbh

arctic talon
#

that shit is bad

storm jungle
#

theres not a rabbithole to fall into

arctic talon
#

Unless you're taking roids for something medical

storm jungle
#

it just fucks up your body

#

thats it really

dark moon
arctic talon
#

like a really bad respitory issue

#

or some other stuff

silver crescent
#

I go to the gym because I want to be more muscular, stopped for 8 months due to depression and plan to return

#

so like

arctic talon
#

but don't take roids to get gains

daring creek
silver crescent
#

there's a universe where I took roids

vagrant fox
#

who's that one guy who's like early 20s and looks like he's 50 from steroid abuse it's wild

arctic talon
#

that shit fucks you up

silver crescent
#

Good to know!

daring creek
#

I should slap you with a fish Dilara.

surreal nest
#

steroid is can also be kind of a buzzword because it can mean a lot of different things

slow quarry
surreal nest
#

like my inhaler is technically a steroid

young pecan
#

"very bad" and "fucks up your body" only sound like downsides if you're a baby backed milk drinker

dark moon
storm jungle
young pecan
#

when you think about it, exercising fucks up your body and then it's better afterward

vagrant fox
storm jungle
#

If you think about it

young pecan
#

so like same thing

storm jungle
#

me smashing your balls fucks up your body

storm jungle
#

but then you get better

chrome dagger
storm jungle
surreal nest
arctic talon
chrome dagger
outer wave
chrome dagger
#

with autoguns for whatever reason

dark moon
surreal nest
young pecan
#

it would just take a while

dark moon
#

I don’t believe you staregryn

young pecan
#

i believe me

chrome dagger
#

I suck at painting still tho

young pecan
#

i think that matters more

chrome dagger
#

the space marine in the background was supposed to be a WW2 super soldier

surreal nest
dark moon
daring creek
#

Do orks understand what the Imperium is other than fun dudes to fight

arctic talon
#

some do

#

some don't care

#

some don't

daring creek
#

These guys are really cool

vagrant fox
#

Probably as many answers to that question as there are orks

surreal nest
young pecan
#

Orks do slavery amongst themselves and to captives don't they

dark moon
#

Yeah

daring creek
#

With all the glazing the Imperium gets

#

I like them

#

The orks feel like a reality check

young pecan
#

I'm sure they're curious why the Imperium's slaves get paid at all

daring creek
#

Slaves get paid???

#

In the imperium??

dark moon
#

Orks are pretty cool, to be fair.

chrome dagger
#

how many wounds do human characters get in kill team/40k?

daring creek
#

I thought they were paid in not being executed/fed the very nutritional minimum

young pecan
slow quarry
#

Depends on the planet if they get paid or not

daring creek
young pecan
#

"If deyz is slaves anyway, why iz you payin em"

young pecan
chrome dagger
#

I suppose the toughness and wounds are based on how cool the model is

#

which I fully support

arctic talon
daring creek
#

I think the guard should definitely count as slaves lmao

arctic talon
#

they get paid

daring creek
#

Literally life long duty

#

Paid slaves

chrome dagger
young pecan
arctic talon
#

40k is incredibly lethal

#

you should expect your units to die horribly

arctic talon
#

doesn't matter if its a marine, or a Grot

chrome dagger
#

I lack the moneys to play a game longer than 2 minutes lol

arctic talon
#

I mean killteam is longer

#

lol

#

KT and 40k game lengths are about the same

#

ironically

#

because of how scale works

chrome dagger
#

nah. The point was to make a custom RPG conversion and use those dudes as a strike team

young pecan
#

Crazy how getting hit anywhere with that thing is probably guaranteed death

chrome dagger
#

tabletop RPGs are the most time intensive

#

which I don't mind

chrome dagger
vagrant fox
#

They're quite fun

chrome dagger
#

But I don't know which one to play out of those

arctic talon
#

What are you trying to do

#

with your group

chrome dagger
#

Use a game master emulator to run a co-op scenario driven rpg

slow quarry
#

It depends in the type of Guardsmen and from where they come. Could be that if you where part of the tithe that your family would get some sort of compensation for you. Actually if you take into consideration some books from the pen and paper settings there are monthly salarys for different classes listed there

chrome dagger
#

So far I have heavy intercessors and those dudes in the pic that fit the scale

arctic talon
chrome dagger
#

and a TON of cardboard standees from Starfinder

daring creek
#

What do you think kriegsmen sound like

chrome dagger
#

so I have lots of opposition and characters/monsters

daring creek
#

I think in Janoviches video they had kind of a squeaky one

#

Of course nothing official

#

But it reminded me of those droids from star wars a bit

#

Or well now it does

arctic talon
#

because thats what their gear is based on

#

lol

#

pick one of 3

#

dif parts of the planet have dif accents

daring creek
#

Hmmmmmmmmm

arctic talon
#

muffled

young pecan
arctic talon
#

but not comically so

daring creek
#

I believe their bayonet is American

vagrant fox
#

the most foul of all europeans, they sound like squeaky teenager luxembourgers with a smattering of english

arctic talon
#

💀

#

Honestly

#

most of the weapons I'm thinking of that can't kill you with 1 shot

#

aren't meant to kill you

young pecan
vagrant fox
#

do not have sympathy for luxembourg

young pecan
spring cairn
#

abums

young pecan
#

Both me and my laner ~5k souls ahead in the early game and Abrams still pumping out enough damage and survivability to almost 1v2 us if we weren't explicitly careful

opaque coyote
#

So has anybody tried to like

#

Farm engagement from the Chaos Gods

#

Like they tried to gain favor from Khorne by say

#

Forcing people into cages

#

Giving them a knife

#

"Only way to survive is if you murder the other"

#

That type of cruelty

daring creek
#

Hunger games?

#

Goofy ass vehicle

arctic talon
#

lol

storm jungle
#

^

#

this is like bottom of the tier stuff

#

also you dont really farm engagement

#

you made them do this act

daring creek
#

Reading a grimdark book made me less depressed today

#

Yay.

#

Mmm..

storm jungle
#

Go into grimdark fandom

#

Read book

#

Is grimdark

daring creek
#

I was told there would be sunshine and rainbows

#

Where are the giant loving teddy bears

vagrant fox
#

do you think this one will be fun and sunshine?

daring creek
#

Yea

vagrant fox
#

the name is promising

daring creek
#

Oh my god I wonder what 40k would look like in pyrovision

#

Fucking paradise

opaque coyote
#

I know it is definitely inconsistent cause

arctic talon
#

Do a lot of violence

opaque coyote
#

I mean

#

Chaos

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

or do a lot of X Y Z

storm jungle
#

Kill people.

arctic talon
#

also yeah kill people

#

LOL

storm jungle
#

And kill more people.

#

And sometimes kill them in more elaborate ways.

opaque coyote
storm jungle
opaque coyote
#

Although why would Tzeentch care about murder.

storm jungle
#

Because you did it blessing and using his motives

opaque coyote
#

True but do you have to do it in like

A sneaky way

Using sorcery

Or can you just shout

"For Tzeentch!" And then stab somebody in the throat

storm jungle
#

Yes.

#

🗿

opaque coyote
#

And I assume merely stabbing them wouldn't Garner you much favor since in Tzeentch's eyes that's boring

#

Unless if you did it as the end to some overly long scheme

#

Like a political assassination

pale coral
#

Does anyone know why they like to build hive cities up instead of out?

opaque coyote
valid needle
#

Save space

opaque coyote
#

Think of Coruscant from Star Wars

#

Most Hive Cities already are built out as wide as possible

pale coral
opaque coyote
#

So all that's left is up

#

Or down

#

But usually down is already taken as well

opaque coyote
#

Forests

#

Etc.

#

And that's difficult

#

Just build up instead

arctic talon
#

Hive cities are a lot bigger underground due to infastructure

#

then they are on like

#

the surface

storm jungle
# pale coral Does anyone know why they like to build hive cities up instead of out?

Speaking as an architect its the case of humans in general building, well, buildings upwards, its to efficiently use limited and expensive land in dense urban areas, accommodating both residential and commercial needs by building vertically rather than spreading out.

In the case of Hives they are all these but also massive metropolises who trillions to gazillions of humans, people just build and build ontop of them interchanging of each other and its just where it all goes.

#

At the end of the day its just natural progression.

arctic talon
#

Kwonloon walled city

opaque coyote
#

Personally, the Necrons and Egyptians got the right idea with pyramids

Big triangle is aesthetically pleasing

vagrant fox
#

big fan of darktides depiction, very wide very tall

daring creek
#

Kwonloon was a disaster waiting to happen tbh

storm jungle
#

This but replace "Kowloon" with "Humanity"

#

🗿

opaque coyote
#

If I remember correctly, part of the reason why people moved there is because it was "technically" subject under Chinese law rather than Hong Kong/British.

#

So it was a weird grey zone.

vagrant fox
#

a lot of dentists that couldn't operate in hong kong proper or something, pretty cool

opaque coyote
#

Which is why Dentists were there. Because their Chinese Degrees didn't count in Hong Kong

#

Because...

Fuck you.

opaque coyote
#

It was apparently a common site to see a plane screaming near you

#

I was just surprised that a plane didn't fucking crash and cause an early accidental 9/11

vagrant fox
storm jungle
#

Its really good yeah

outer wave
storm jungle
#

Hives serve a purpose by being focal points

outer wave
#

😔

opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

Its why I recommend folks to look at maps like Munda

#

where theres like a dozen hive cities

#

and inbetween them is just countless sprawl-cities

#

then its just wastelands etc

outer wave
#

TIL there are things called sprawl cities in 40k

#

Didnt know that

storm jungle
#

Yeah lol

opaque coyote
storm jungle
outer wave
#

So basically hive cities are basically capital cities, then sprawl cities are the dinky little towns in the boonies, and then the wastelands are just not used land

daring creek
#

I haven't completed a book in a really long time

storm jungle
# outer wave Didnt know that

there can also be hive cities that are just floating cities, or hives that are completely underground, inside mountains, above gas giants, etc.

daring creek
#

Closest I've got recently was 90%

opaque coyote
daring creek
#

Krieg might be the first book I complete in a long time.

arctic talon
#

The hive city that’s a giant boat

#

In the uh

#

Imperium maledictum supplement

storm jungle
#

^

outer wave
#

I think gas giants are underused in 40k

storm jungle
#

Yeah barely even

#

they get SOME mentions here and there

opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

but most writers dont really explore alien planet concepts much

vagrant fox
#

Big fan of Ambulon, the ambulatory city just walking around the place

#

It's like a futurama skit almost

opaque coyote
outer wave
#

Imagine a hive city that 'mines' gaseous material from a gas giant like Nitrogen by doing some 1800s esque mine shaft shit that dips down close to the core of the planet

#

That shit sounds awesome and horrifying

storm jungle
#

There is one actually like that as a very offshoot mention

#

gas harvest is a thing in some lore bits

opaque coyote
outer wave
#

Well yeah, thats fine

storm jungle
#

They just said its a floating city

#

DIE.

opaque coyote
outer wave
#

Wait a minute.... Im not a they!!!!!!

storm jungle
#

Too late

vagrant fox
#

assigned they by lore chat

outer wave
#

OUUUUUUGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH--

#

I got woked....

opaque coyote
#

The one the Arbiter inflitrates

#

But much much bigger

outer wave
#

That'd be awesome

opaque coyote
#

And also shittier

outer wave
#

Just straight up awesome

storm jungle
#

Also reminder, 40k works on the rule of "make up any shit you want"

#

so you can come up with some wild habitational city ideas

arctic talon
#

Warframe gas city

opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

We all lift together

daring creek
#

World where everyone lives happy and full lives

opaque coyote
#

Mainly because I doubt any baseline would be able to

#

Live

arctic talon
#

don't ask why its sunny on Jupiter

opaque coyote
proven needle
#

Is that a copy of Gloriana map? 😆

pale coral
opaque coyote
#

Like I can imagine there being actual decent or even good planets to live on.

It's just due to the strict tithes, I can imagine them eventually turning into shit as a result

#

Because the resource hunger is so prevalent that any "good" planet will inevitably turn into another shitty wasteland

#

So it would be temporary

storm jungle
#

Even "good" planets will be bad to some extent

#

the shittiness of planets spawns from its rulers

#

here IRL they at least SOMETIMES gotta put on a show of a good act and leadership

#

in the Imperium they can do whatever they want as long as tithes are met

#

you can literally be going home fro ma factory job and a Enforcer will just kill you because he was bored lol

arctic talon
#

shooting at random people

opaque coyote
night folio
#

+3 maelstorm

pale coral
#

Is tertium small compared to other hive cities then?

opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

Not really no

#

90 Billion is a big number lol

#

and thats just Hive Tertium btw

#

we dont know about the other hives

arctic talon
#

Tertium is beeg

#

90 billion in just tertium

opaque coyote
#

Fat shark, please, swim faster

storm jungle
#

🇨🇳

pale coral
#

Hong kong is a irl hive city

arctic talon
#

not dense enough

#

by far lol

arctic talon
#

there's not a lot of places irl that would be dense enough to be an actual hive city

#

yet

opaque coyote
# storm jungle Time to go to China

Visited there twice.

The air quality apparently got better since the last time I visited. Somehow.

Like, I know America isn't exactly the poster child of clean air.

But I am serious in that back then, spending like a day in Beijing probably is equivalent to breathing in Los Angeles air for like a week

opaque coyote
#

Also people kept spitting on the ground

#

Not even towards like gutters or trash cans

#

Just randomly

#

Somehow that bothered me the most

arctic talon
#

prolly because they're burning less coal

opaque coyote
#

Good

pale coral
#

Didn’t china recently reach a point where they have more factory robots than the entire world

vagrant fox
#

My dad went to china while working for a windmill company and almost lost his thumb and they wouldn't help him at the hospital before he paid which struck me as odd

opaque coyote
#

Hopefully if I ever visit China again, the sun doesn't look like the Death Star charging up

arctic talon
#

they have a lot of factories

pale coral
#

China has a thing called “Dark Factories” and its just factories entirely staffed by robots

opaque coyote
#

Unless if you are literally dying

#

Pay up

#

...

#

At least they still have universal Healthcare

opaque coyote
young pecan
arctic talon
#

but total automation of assembly lines is possible nowadays

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

and by robots I mean mechanical arms and stuff

#

lol

pale coral
arctic talon
#

again, there's probably still a handler present to ensure everything runs smoothly

opaque coyote
#

Do you enjoy it

pale coral
#

Here a quote from a news article “Chinese factories installed nearly 300,000 new industrial robots last year alone. To put that in perspective, the United States, the world’s largest economy, installed a mere 34,000.”

opaque coyote
#

Tbf the USA pretty much outsources a majority of it's work

#

To China

#

And various other countries

pale coral
#

True

opaque coyote
#

But yeah our manufacturing plants basically

#

Aren't a thing

#

If the USA ever wants to bring back manufacturing it would probably take a couple of decades

pale coral
#

54% of robot installation came from china last year

#

Thats wild

#

The machine spirit is strong with china

daring creek
opaque coyote
daring creek
#

There'd still be maintaince required

#

And possibly those to collect the finished goods

#

I like the idea of a job being as simple as that

#

Driving from point A to B...besides trucking

opaque coyote
#

In fact, part of the reason why is that despite having a lot of jobs in general.

It isn't enough for a lot of people to fucking live

#

Or even higher grade jobs. Good luck trying to get experience

#

Should've hustled when you were 5

#

Automation isn't the cause of that. It's unfortunately us.

daring creek
#

angry_phone I just want humanity to have a better work life balance. Ideally I'd want people to work 20 hours a week on average. Thats two 10 hour shifts or 4 5 hour shifts

#

Or vice versa

pale coral
#

Humans are humanity’s problem unfortunately

opaque coyote
#

Damn humans

#

They ruined humans

daring creek
#

40 a week already takes its toll on people

#

Hell most people wouldn't even stop working if jobs became an option

#

They'd probably go for their passions

vagrant fox
#

I had a temp job at 20 hours a week and I wasn't worried about money and it was honestly heaven I'd do it forever if I could

daring creek
#

Like art, writing, customer service(yes some people genuinely like serving people), doctoring, nursing etc

#

Doctors have it real rough.