"Yall are so young"
#40k-lore-chat
storm jungle
crystal forum
he's literally like 18
storm jungle
Literally lol
im legit tired of this dumbass routine
guy cannot hold a single conversation without arguing with someone
(even when im not here lol)
crystal forum
YES
crystal forum
finally fucking banned
lament shoal
WE GET IT! YOU HATE PRIMARIS MARINES! ITS BEEN 8 YEARS SINCE THEY WERE INTRODUCED! GET OVER IT!
crystal forum
guys dont worry he gone
storm jungle
LMAO HE LEFT?
crystal forum
you didn't even ban????
lament shoal
HAHAHAHAHA
sour hornet
I just saw him typing
languid meadow
https://youtu.be/nKYAyVmdqkM?si=Vi2MLUu1Nqu6cF3u did you see cecil
storm jungle
sour hornet
š š š
storm jungle
IM DEAD
arctic talon
https://youtu.be/nKYAyVmdqkM?si=Vi2MLUu1Nqu6cF3u did you see cecil
I did
pulsar stump
Internet died.
crystal forum
literally ran away
storm jungle
Internet died.
Damn it
pulsar stump
Yeah thats me at you
No, no it isn't.
sour hornet
who is this in reference to??
storm jungle
No, no it isn't.
Yes. I'm sorry... it simply is š
pulsar stump
who is this in reference to??
Most of the people present.
Not you though since you ask genuine questions and try to learn.
lament shoal
Every time I see this guy in the chat he's always acting like he's better than everyone here lol
storm jungle
Every time I see this guy in the chat he's always acting like he's better than e...
He basically stands on a potato stool
"yall gonna learn sumfin"
arctic talon
Invincible VS. prolly interests me the least mostly just due to art style
crystal forum
he knows people who have firstborn models he's clearly superior
pulsar stump
Every time I see this guy in the chat he's always acting like he's better than e...
I'm the Alcoholic in the corner who's done with everyone's bullshit.
valid needle
Brother it is 2025 no one cares about Ultra Slop Marines anymore.
crystal forum
he's based and millenial pilled
crystal forum
possibly even grognardmaxxing
storm jungle
I'm the Alcoholic in the corner who's done with everyone's bullshit.
You're more the alcoholic that nobody likes and kicks out the bar
crystal forum
arguing with us like we personally caused matt ward to exist
celest dome
Ward has written some of the best characters from 40k
pulsar stump
This is one of the many reasons I have to hate Redditors, upon being called out for anything they proceed to self-fellate and agree with each other.
sour hornet
possibly even grognardmaxxing
its been a while since we had a grognard
arctic talon
sour hornet
On that note, I miss eternal, and kaggen
arctic talon
I think Iād rather chew glass
pulsar stump
I think Iād rather chew glass
It's preferable to trying to understand the hivemind, to be honest.
lament shoal
"The man who accuses you of being a redditor is often the true Redditor himself." -Sun Tzu
lament shoal
Saved
storm jungle
Rare moment where the meme format is literally 1:1
pulsar stump
The Self-fellation continues.
lament shoal
You guys hear something?
surreal nest
It's preferable to trying to understand the hivemind, to be honest.
Isnt it weird how the hive mind only exists when stupid people show up
celest dome
Rare moment where the meme format is literally 1:1
Did you read his status 
crystal forum
btw this reminds me i found a channel where it's an old warhammer player who just talks about the history of the game
storm jungle
Did you read his status <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
I have, its peak.
pulsar stump
Isnt it weird how the hive mind only exists when stupid people show up
Yeah, because they all share the same braincell.
storm jungle
The Self-fellation continues.
Im glad you are aware of your own faults.
surreal nest
Yeah, because they all share the same braincell.
Thats right buddy
arctic talon
Also Primaris Cassius is prolly inevitable lol
arctic talon
Heās iconicā¢
celest dome
Also Primaris Cassius is prolly inevitable lol
More slop to be sold
pulsar stump
Also Primaris Cassius is prolly inevitable lol
Literally won't work, the man is more machine than meat.
crystal forum
when has that stopped GW
arctic talon
Besides
crystal forum
also iron hands
arctic talon
Cato isnāt called primaris
When heās in MKX
So Iād assume itāll just be a new Cassius
lol
Same with Asmodai/the SW refresh
None of them mentioned them being primaris
They just got new minis
storm jungle
characters get primaris'd when the plot demands the yget primaris'd
arctic talon
Logan grimnir got his new tactical cliff
storm jungle
theres no scientific logic behind it
arctic talon
lol
lament shoal
They just got new minis
Same with He'stan I think
crystal forum
how can somebody still not realize that primaris is a marketing refresh not a lore thing
surreal nest
Well
storm jungle
Theres a lot of them tbh
arctic talon
Same with He'stan I think
Yeah the recent wave of stuff
storm jungle
"Its a totally deadly procedure guys!"
Every special character survives
surreal nest
"Its a totally deadly procedure guys!"
>Every special character survives
Well I mean to be fair now all the ones that die from it are unnamed thats just world building
arctic talon
He technically first showed up in the Damocles stuff
lament shoal
The new He'stan model is fire btw, that was an instant pre order for me
arctic talon
lol
surreal nest
I think itd be dumb as shit if major characters died from the surgery
arctic talon
Shaan is old as fuck
lament shoal
Wish we also got Tu'shan tho
celest dome
how can somebody still not realize that primaris is a marketing refresh not a lo...
Marketing and 3d artist things.
iirc there were words that some of the artist were having issues for the human sizes
arctic talon
Funnily enough compared to some other named captains
vagrant fox
I think itd be dumb as shit if major characters died from the surgery
It's be mildly funny though
crystal forum
Marketing and 3d artist things.
iirc there were words that some of the artist we...
and the lore for taller marines came after the increase in size lol
because obviously models come first
crystal forum
personally i think the lore height is dumb
pulsar stump
I think itd be dumb as shit if major characters died from the surgery
Dying is part of the surgery.
The rock-bottom low chance of revival is the part that gets bullshitted through.
surreal nest
Idk why GW bothered coming up with a lore reason at all when they never bothered to explain why cadians suddenly grew in height and proportion
crystal forum
just have the models be bigger who cares
storm jungle
Idk why GW bothered coming up with a lore reason at all when they never bothered...
purely marketing
it looks better on paper
"NEW IMPROVED"
valid needle
how can somebody still not realize that primaris is a marketing refresh not a lo...
how can somebody still not realize that primaris are just better than firstborn
surreal nest
The only thing I like about primaris is that it solidifies how badass chaos marines are where they can square up with a better version of themselves
That part is cool to me
crystal forum
how can somebody still not realize that primaris are just better than firstborn
literally every firstborn model i've seen makes me want to vomit idk how anybody can prefer those other than nostalgia reasons
pulsar stump
how can somebody still not realize that primaris are just better than firstborn
They aren't.
They're stripped of what makes each Gene-Line unique.
arctic talon
Idk why GW bothered coming up with a lore reason at all when they never bothered...
Because they wanted to justify the new gear ig
arctic talon
They aren't.
They're stripped of what makes each Gene-Line unique.
Theyāre not
pulsar stump
Theyāre not
They are.
storm jungle
They're not.
valid needle
They aren't.
They're stripped of what makes each Gene-Line unique.
Thatās not proven
lament shoal
literally every firstborn model i've seen makes me want to vomit idk how anybody...
They're so scrunched looking š
valid needle
Only theorised
pulsar stump
Thatās not proven
The fuck you mean "Not Proven"
pulsar stump
It's been explicitly stated since they came out.
storm jungle
this is literally said in the lore, unless you are gonna hit us with the:
"Its not real because I dont like this lore."
arctic talon
What the fuck do you mean they lost stuff unique to the gene line
crystal forum
They're so scrunched looking š
find me a SINGLE person who joined the hobby post 2018 that actively tries to use firstborn
valid needle
It's been explicitly stated since they came out.
Provide source
arctic talon
They literally ate a bunch of fucking people because they couldnāt control the thirst
In a codex entry
In the 8e blood angels codex
surreal nest
find me a SINGLE person who joined the hobby post 2018 that actively tries to us...
Me but thats because I bought the old assault terminators and I cant afford the new ones
crystal forum
actively i said
pulsar stump
They literally ate a bunch of fucking people because they couldnāt control the t...
In the case of the Blood Angels the Black Rage and Red Thirst are psychological.
crystal forum
as in going out of your way to get them
arctic talon
In the case of the Blood Angels the Black Rage and Red Thirst are psychological.
The thirst is explicitly not entirely psychological
crystal forum
L
valid needle
In the case of the Blood Angels the Black Rage and Red Thirst are psychological.
So we moving goalposts now
pulsar stump
The thirst is explicitly not entirely psychological
It is.
Because Khorne is a bitch.
arctic talon
Blood angels have an overactive omophagea
crystal forum
Oh still me then I dont like the new terminators
they look exactly the same just bigger
arctic talon
This has been part of their lore since forever
surreal nest
they look exactly the same just bigger
Nope theres one key thing missing
arctic talon
At least 5e
storm jungle
So we moving goalposts now
His entire logic is dictated by "This lore isnt real because I dont like it" so lol
pulsar stump
Blood angels have an overactive omophagea
Hyperactive, and it used to let them get wacky visions from consuming any part of a body.
arctic talon
Also raven guard still get pale as shit with age
arctic talon
Hyperactive, and it used to let them get wacky visions from consuming **any** pa...
It still does
valid needle
literally every firstborn model i've seen makes me want to vomit idk how anybody...
Fr
surreal nest
Wait am I tweaking do the new terminators have Chainfists?
I could have sworn they didnt
arctic talon
They do
surreal nest
WHAT
arctic talon
Bruh
pulsar stump
It still does
That got taken away with the primaris refresh and now all that's left is the Psychological corruption they suffer from.
arctic talon
lol
arctic talon
That got taken away with the primaris refresh and now all that's left is the Psy...
It didnāt
pulsar stump
It didnāt
It did.
crystal forum
i dont have any
valid needle
They aren't.
They're stripped of what makes each Gene-Line unique.
Back to this. So do the imperial fists not know how to siege anymore I take it?
arctic talon
It literally happens
celest dome
That got taken away with the primaris refresh and now all that's left is the Psy...
Do you have a source or are you just pulling all of this out of your ass
crystal forum
imperial fists have fallen
arctic talon
Also salamanders still have the overactive organ for the whole sun thing
crystal forum
billions must construct
arctic talon
Fists did get their betchers gland back
pulsar stump
Do you have a source or are you just pulling all of this out of your ass
My source is 8th and 9th edition.
Go read them.
valid needle
Heās baiting you
celest dome
That's very big, hardly can be called a source, point to exerpt, chapter pages, or just get booted
pulsar stump
I dislike the primaris refresh because it's effectively just turned everyone into Ward's ultramarines.
And that just sucks.
arctic talon
I hate misinformation enough to actually argue against it
They literally still get memories from eating random bits
crystal forum
i can't fucking wait for this russian to get drunk and rant about women or smth so he can finally get banned
pulsar stump
I hate misinformation enough to actually argue against it
Then why are you spreading it.
arctic talon
Then why are you **spreading it.**
Youāre the one that is
surreal nest
I found chainfists i stand incorrect and apologize and should explode
Objectively better models
crystal forum
I found chainfists i stand incorrect and apologize and should explode
there goes the one firstborn supporter
celest dome
Dilara, there is no point in keeping one like that, would you be a dear and do what must be done
crystal forum
brief as it was
pulsar stump
I found chainfists i stand incorrect and apologize and should explode
I'm still surprised they didn't fuck up the Terminator refresh.
storm jungle
Dilara, there is no point in keeping one like that, would you be a dear and do w...
Yeah you're right honestly lol
crystal forum
i like aggressors more than termies
surreal nest
i like aggressors more than termies
ME TOO
surreal nest
They fucking fly and shit
crystal forum
if the guy could read what i said he'd have a fit
valid needle
Dilara, there is no point in keeping one like that, would you be a dear and do w...
Do what helbrecht did to that crusade that killed the custodian
whack his pp
celest dome
Komi or what ever they're called at least has the decency of them not acting like an ass
storm jungle
And hes outta here
arctic talon
Do what helbrecht did to that crusade that killed the custodian
They already got wiped out š
storm jungle
fucking idiot lol
lament shoal
And hes outta here
LETS GO
surreal nest
surreal nest
Instead of just standing around
arctic talon
Genuinely just making shit up for the love of the game
crystal forum
MASSIVE WIN
arctic talon
I donāt get it
celest dome
Like I told Jerk today
Jerk got banned ?
storm jungle
I saw the hint the moment he started hating on Ward in 2025
arctic talon
Jerk got banned ?
No
storm jungle
Jerk got banned ?
Nah he was arguing with him this morning over this EXACT same thing, and i told him "Dont worry frank is speedrunning for a ban" lmao
surreal nest
That dude was unironically the most reddit power user I have ever seen
vagrant fox
I've hardly seen anyone come across as a more insecure about their age teenager whew lad
crystal forum
i apparently knew him from another server
nocturne crest
So controversial question, but could anyone see GW using A.I in the future to either write Codexes or Novels?
crystal forum
since he came here already blocked by me
storm jungle
I've hardly seen anyone come across as a more insecure about their age teenager ...
I legit got fucking sick of seeing him say it EVERY. TIME.
storm jungle
So controversial question, but could anyone see GW using A.I in the future to ei...
Fuck no
surreal nest
So controversial question, but could anyone see GW using A.I in the future to ei...
No
crystal forum
and people i dislike always end up banned
dark moon
So controversial question, but could anyone see GW using A.I in the future to ei...
Abominable Intelligence is bad 
nocturne crest
I ask this, because George Miller of Mad Max is into A.I now.
lament shoal
So controversial question, but could anyone see GW using A.I in the future to ei...
People would immediately notice and they'd lose so much money
surreal nest
As much bad as GW seems to do I really dont think they hate their IP as much as people say and using AI to write it is the ultimate form of contempt
crystal forum
GW prob makes most of its money from gov grants for hiring brits lol
storm jungle
I ask this, because George Miller of Mad Max is into A.I now.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
celest dome
I ask this, because George Miller of Mad Max is into A.I now.
Movie writers >< book writers for the most part
nocturne crest
I ask this, because George Miller of Mad Max is into A.I now.
As in, he's taking part in an A.I festival.
An A.I film festival.
valid needle
So controversial question, but could anyone see GW using A.I in the future to ei...
Yes
valid needle
By the state of my beloved Templars codex this year you would think it was written by AI
nocturne crest
https://tenor.com/view/buh-gif-14465458220549268962
I'm sorry Brother/Sister/Citizen.
surreal nest
crystal forum
I dont understand what the fuck an AI festival even is
celebrating the death of creativity
with applause
surreal nest
Quick someone get that quote about the death of democracy
dark moon
Quick someone get that quote about the death of democracy
āThis is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause.ā
lament shoal
I legit got fucking sick of seeing him say it EVERY. TIME.
How much u wanna bet he's gonna go make a crybaby post somewhere about it
surreal nest
āThis is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause.ā
Thank you
dark moon
I think thatās how it went anyways.
crystal forum
By the state of my beloved Templars codex this year you would think it was writt...
how many times will BT players keep bringing up the navigator thing before they realize nobody outside their circle gives a shit
valid needle
Quick someone get that quote about the death of democracy
This is the way democracy died or something
storm jungle
How much u wanna bet he's gonna go make a crybaby post somewhere about it
100%, its why I banned him before even making a log knowing hes absolutely gonna take screenshots and make some dumbass narrative lol
valid needle
how many times will BT players keep bringing up the navigator thing before they ...
Itās not just the locking psykers in chains for no reason now
crystal forum
oh what else
surreal nest
100%, its why I banned him before even making a log knowing hes absolutely gonna...
People dont realize that you can just be banned for being annoying
crystal forum
did they make BT gay or something
valid needle
Pretty much butchered Grimaldus
lament shoal
did they make BT gay or something
Ik people were upset about the new grimaldus lore
valid needle
did they make BT gay or something
I wish
crystal forum
i enjoy when BT fans are angry
storm jungle
wait whats his new lore
crystal forum
it's always a good sign
surreal nest
Corswain is the only BT fan I know that doesnt deserve the reputation
He would love big gay space marines who love each other
crystal forum
there's also the jewish guy
dark moon
i enjoy when BT fans are angry
As an Iron Warriors fan, I too enjoy Black Templars fans being angry
valid needle
Same person who wrote the BT codex probably wrote the terminus decree ngl
arctic talon
As an Iron Warriors fan, I too enjoy Black Templars fans being angry <:KEKW_ogry...
Average Perturabo fan
lament shoal
wait whats his new lore
From what I heard they pretty much threw out his prior character development by making him dump acid on a bunch of loyalist fighters to kill some heretics instead of standing and fighting with them
vagrant fox
What's so wrong with having a little fun
crystal forum
and this is why rule books shouldn't have lore
valid needle
Grimaldus the brave dude who holds a siege against orks is now a coward who drops acid on his own Templars whilst they are fighting heretics.
arctic talon
Tbf im sure he had a reason to
Maybe
Either that or GW will sweep this lore blurb under the table
It depends on what they pick to do lmao
valid needle
On a good note
lament shoal
Grimaldus the brave dude who holds a siege against orks is now a coward who drop...
It was on other BTs? I thought it happened to like guardsmen or serfs or something
storm jungle
Id say dont get too worked up over it, every factioN's codex sometimes has a braindead entry
crystal forum
They officially named BT as dorns favoured sons
not his actual chapter, amazing
valid needle
It was on other BTs? I thought it happened to like guardsmen or serfs or somethi...
His BT
valid needle
not his actual chapter, amazing
I mean imperial fists now arenāt either
crystal forum
I mean imperial fists now arenāt either
because of the beast lore?
arctic talon
Codex blurbs are always inconsistent
valid needle
because of the beast lore?
No
arctic talon
But all the codex lore blurbs are written by different writers
valid needle
The imperial fist legion ceased to exist
crystal forum
yeah because of the beast
valid needle
The codex astartes stated all legions broken down into successors
The imperial fists of the second founded were technically a successor
crystal forum
the imperial fists were nearly wiped out during the beast
valid needle
Because one successor from each legion was allowed to take on the colours and iconography of the original legion
crystal forum
for seemingly no reason
valid needle
the imperial fists were nearly wiped out during the beast
Yeah so even the IF chapter has been refounded
crystal forum
also i was so disappointed when i learned how recent the beast lore is
i thought it was 2000's lore
not late 2010's
valid needle
At this point any son of dorn chapter is fair game for Dorn
dark moon
The imperial fist legion ceased to exist
The Imperial Fists are no more, praise the Dark Gods!
vagrant fox
we do not talk about the war of the beast
crystal forum
At this point any son of dorn chapter is fair game for Dorn
im sure we'll get some lore when he comes back and gets his missing hand
arctic talon
The Imperial Fists are no more, praise the Dark Gods!
Your blorbos helped them kill orks in the war of the beast
lament shoal
Vulkan sacrificing himself by tackling the beast into a waagh energy reactor 
crystal forum
Vulkan sacrificing himself by tackling the beast into a waagh energy reactor <:c...
and just not coming back
dark moon
Your blorbos helped them kill orks in the war of the beast
We donāt talk about that Just as they donāt talk about the Iron Cage incident
lament shoal
and just not coming back
He's waiting for us to find all his relics trust
crystal forum
more like waiting for GW to find the time
valid needle
im sure we'll get some lore when he comes back and gets his missing hand
Eh he will most likely just lead all his sons like guilliman does and like lion is doing
lament shoal
more like waiting for GW to find the time
Real lol
celest dome
We donāt talk about that <:staregryn:1022085083844325376> Just as they donāt tal...
Wasn't it there that Vulcan implied that Dorn was still alive ?
lament shoal
Vulkan just chilling in his living room waiting for the phone call from GW about his next 40k gig
crystal forum
Eh he will most likely just lead all his sons like guilliman does and like lion ...
accomplishing nothing as a family
lament shoal
Also heās dead now but I found the excerpt
I say dm it to him and then block 
vagrant fox
ferrus and sanguinius are just gonna appear one day without any explanation and people will just buy their overpriced models
valid needle
accomplishing nothing as a family
BT carrying the entire imperial fists legion gene line fr
celest dome
I say dm it to him and then block <:whatthefuck_heresy:1049724444207239168>
Petty, I like that
crystal forum
ferrus and sanguinius are just gonna appear one day without any explanation and ...
sang coming back would be so fucking funny
GW scraping the bottom of the barrel
vagrant fox
I reckon it'll happen
vagrant fox
dante and sanguinor and mephiston are going to do a goku fusion dance and recreate sanguinius
valid needle
One is a robot
valid needle
Massive cock
lament shoal
honking honkers
Make the maid marines canon
valid needle
Uwu marines emerge to achieve total supremacy
crystal forum
the AI thumbnail ranters will have a field day with this one
valid needle
Chaos is flabbergasted, bamboozled and even hoodwinked.
lament shoal
Eldar human hybrids make a return
crystal forum
people would actually like that
remote wadi
Everything is already marines
lament shoal
Oh yeah I forgot how horny people get over eldar sometimes
remote wadi
Tau are mecha marines
valid needle
Guilliman just laying down that imperial pipe to every one of yvraines knife ear hood rat friends
remote wadi
Ork are demented marines
storm jungle
*british people
lament shoal
Average Birmingham resident
valid needle
England is basically necromunda when you really think about it.
lament shoal
Necromunda probably has better air quality tho
sacred bluff
is the latest thing happeing in the 40k universe the tyrannid war
crystal forum
necromunda probably has less rats
vagrant fox
Bradford's the real life 'munda
crystal forum
emmesh we know you want this
crystal forum
best art though
languid meadow
languid meadow
oh god I never get used to seeing that art
vagrant fox
is the latest thing happeing in the 40k universe the tyrannid war
Not entirely sure but I think the 4th tyrannic war and the arks of omen and the plague wars but Idk mane it's probably on the lexi
crystal forum
i love how the art actually looks like the models of the era
god i love how brutal first edition was
valid needle
1st edition was WEIRD
Dark angels were native Americans
crystal forum
really putting the grim in grimdark
valid needle
crystal forum
alright this one did not age well
crystal forum
technically IF
crystal forum
wait holy shit is that a gang tatoo
storm jungle
is the latest thing happeing in the 40k universe the tyrannid war
TECHNICALLY yes-ish?
vagrant fox
more lore for my obsidian jaguars I demand it immediately
crystal forum
so much happening in just a few decades
rose thorn
Eldar human hybrids make a return
Iād rather die then ever remeber this again 
storm jungle
yeah they did
vagrant fox
yea
crystal forum
and you assumed it was some time between 30k ans 40k
rose thorn
Yeah
crystal forum
sounds like ass
vagrant fox
it was so cool bro don't even joke lad
storm jungle
it was beautiful
crystal forum
sorry
storm jungle
crystal forum
i'm too new
vagrant fox
Ignore any pretense of logic it was fully rule of cool everyone was everywhere just roll with it
storm jungle
the M41 page is LONG
sacred bluff
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/M42
i ctrl f and can't find bequin or eisenhorn here
storm jungle
i ctrl f and can't find bequin or eisenhorn here
They are way in the past
lament shoal
https://tenor.com/view/leonardomartins-gif-25317403
Guilliman reminiscing about the great crusade
sacred bluff
i thought bequin was after lion returned
crystal forum
Ignore any pretense of logic it was fully rule of cool everyone was everywhere j...
but i like a driven narrative
and depressed guilliman
the best part of dark imperium
vagrant fox
Cain retired(ish) here
lament shoal
Idk I just haven't personally seen any official lore stating he does or whatever
Could've worded my original statement better
storm jungle
Cain retired(ish) here
yeah i love how the "oldest" events are Cain's, because the author had no ide athe setting would get to this point lol
crystal forum
Cain retired(ish) here
40k main characters only die on screen
sacred bluff
cain new af
crystal forum
sinderman was pulled out of my ass so he could be part of beast lore
he's like 10k year old
storm jungle
i thought bequin was after lion returned
So Bequin's adventures are around 461.M41, we are currently around 012.M42
vagrant fox
Either way yeah G-man being depressed and showing signs of aging from the stress of managing the shithole that is the Imperium I do love but I want his life to be even more miserable
storm jungle
which is centuries
sacred bluff
maybe they skip forward in time with this pocket dimension š
storm jungle
tbh you joke but they prob will lol
crystal forum
Either way yeah G-man being depressed and showing signs of aging from the stress...
we can only hope that leman russ comes back and yells at him
storm jungle
Abnett does what he wants
crystal forum
i want all the primarchs to come back and they all hate guilliman
dapper gyro
Still 88 years to go for the indomitus crusade.
sacred bluff
it would be awesome to see those characters in modern time
remote wadi
I can't wait for alpharion to bitch slap guilliman
storm jungle
where everyone dies lmao
sacred bluff
remote wadi
Like bro why did you give info to xenos
crystal forum
because the xenos revived him
dapper gyro
I can't wait for alpharion to bitch slap guilliman
Dude got slapped by pretty much every primarch, lol.
vagrant fox
we can only hope that leman russ comes back and yells at him
I will accept it if Russ comes back, which he unfortunately will, as a more wise old Odin type
crystal forum
guilliman is that family guy meme where everybody is taking turns slapping meg
raven stone
I want Jagthai to be back
sour hornet
I truly have a place in this world
raven stone
His disappearance is most straightforward to resolve
crystal forum
His disappearance is most straightforward to resolve
so is ferrus smh
dapper gyro
His disappearance is most straightforward to resolve
Slapping Deldar cheeks?
lament shoal
@crystal forum @storm jungle POV: You wake up in 1st edition
storm jungle
GOD
valid needle
Either way yeah G-man being depressed and showing signs of aging from the stress...
Lion el Jonson about to pull up and tell him how this would have never happened if lion was picked for warmaster and why guilliman should hand over lord regent.
crystal forum
<@334401214437654531> <@166943308231344128> POV: You wake up in 1st edition
mad max: space edition
raven stone
NGL if GW has the balls to advance the plot we can get more Eastern/Western Roman Empire Imperium shenanigans
remote wadi
Honestly I want abbadon to kill a primarch
vagrant fox
Total shithole warlord states in Nihilus now
dapper gyro
Dorn?
crystal forum
Honestly I want abbadon to kill a primarch
lmao i dont think GW would bring back a primarch only to immediately kill them
crystal forum
it would be funny though
raven stone
Total shithole warlord states in Nihilus now
Fuck, even a small lore snippet about how despite being loyal as a whole, devotional practices are deviating int Imperium Nihilus would be interesting.
dapper gyro
Corax is already back, but no one sees him.
rose thorn
why were half of the decisions in the ec codex the worse decisions possible
sacred ginkgo
<@334401214437654531> <@166943308231344128> POV: You wake up in 1st edition
"Lets go shake down some civilians for booze money and then blow up an orphanage, my treat"
lament shoal
Pls let us kill vulcan
raven stone
why were half of the decisions in the ec codex the worse decisions possible
You might as well ask that for most 10th ed codices.
Except Marine
vagrant fox
I'm on board for killing Vulcan permanently just to annoy salababies
lament shoal
Meanie
crystal forum
why were half of the decisions in the ec codex the worse decisions possible
so you dont waste money buying it
vagrant fox
they're too nice I hate them
crystal forum
you're too nice
vagrant fox
seeing their families, trying to save civilians, it's disgusting
I'm ignoring the burning for my point
dapper gyro
The Sally fans ruined the Sally, they must be punished.
lament shoal
they're too nice I hate them
They incinerate unionizers and raze entire cities who show the slightest bit of sympathy to aliens, they are not as nice as you may think lol
And I say this as a die hard salamanders fan
vagrant fox
I know I'm just ignoring it because I've seen too many annoying salamanders in space marine 2
crystal forum
this guy still plays SM2
vagrant fox
until I've prestiged every class then I won't touch it for a long time
lament shoal
Well sm2 has attracted a lot of new fans so it makes sense that they haven't learned a good chunk of the lore yet
crystal forum
people can spend a decade in this community and still only know reddit level lore
raven stone
Well sm2 has attracted a lot of new fans so it makes sense that they haven't lea...
Worse.
They learn their lore either from right wing moron grifters.
Or, heavens forbid, Text to Speech.
crystal forum
like a lot of tabletop players really believe in dumb shit
raven stone
I concede Text to Speech can be TEH FUNNIES
but good Lord, the lore bastardisationā¦
vagrant fox
I made the mistake of looking at a 40k subreddit other than shaskaiswarhambits again and it's bleak, I turn full misanthrope
crystal forum
you dont need to politically convince yourself or whatever you were doing
raven stone
Chaos Undivided is canonical, just that GW decided to shit on them.
lament shoal
Worse.
They learn their lore either from right wing moron grifters.
Or, heavens ...
I don't think stuff like TTS is bad necessarily. Its not the creator's fault that people are morons
remote wadi
It's ok they buffed us every single edition
U pay the price of lore for tabletop power
crystal forum
there is 0 reason to hate TTS you're all just haters
vagrant fox
I'm glad they switched from TTS to WoD, now that's good stuff
crystal forum
stop hating
vagrant fox
No sloppies for you then
lament shoal
I'm glad they switched from TTS to WoD, now that's good stuff
Bro I love Hunter the Parenting I can't wait for the next episode
vagrant fox
Memery aside TTS was good in its own right I just never cared for it
I just get annoyed by reddit memery
storm jungle
Bro I love Hunter the Parenting I can't wait for the next episode
It got delayed
was suppose to come out at the end of last month
ITS OVER 2 HOURS LONG
AAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GIMME NOW
crystal forum
dilara is a TTS hater
crystal forum
evil
lament shoal
It got delayed
WHAT
storm jungle
Yeah lemme get the patreon post, its nothing bad dont worry
crystal forum
i cant wait to put the episode in windowed mode and miss all the visuals
storm jungle
Yeha its an audio drama
it looks like its gonna heavily explore Garou/Werewolf lore
vagrant fox
That's nice, I don't know enough about garou
crystal forum
the full name is loup-garou
which means werewolf
but i guess they're just called were
storm jungle
*Fera
vagrant fox
I eternally forget black spiral dancers are garou for some reason
storm jungle
tbh they technically are/arent
they are essentially Chaos Garou
since they directly worship and aid the Wyrm
lament shoal
I'm fine with letting them cook but...
vagrant fox
yea they just don't connect in my brain
storm jungle
I'm fine with letting them cook but...
Same, thankfully its just last minute changes
soon....
storm jungle
Yeah and I love the audio-dramas they do
vagrant fox
I wanna play a sabbat game but people only recruit for dickass mage games it's torture 
lament shoal
storm jungle
I wanna play a sabbat game but people only recruit for dickass mage games it's t...
god I HATE Mage
such a fucking dumbass setting
vagrant fox
every time
lament shoal
Also I love how they just hid the plot to 30k in the series lmao
storm jungle
what's mage
basically you play as awakened wizards but its more like an Alex Jones brainrot conspiracy fest
its very wacky compard to the other WoD settings
who are all heavily Hellboy-esque
I hate it due to that reason lol
crystal forum
magic users in every setting are special boys who like to feel better than others
kill all wizard and warlock players
storm jungle
YEP. YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT.
Mage players are exactly like that too
vampires/garou can do cool magic shit
but then in comes a Mage player
and hes like
"Lmao im gonna turn you into a rubber duck lol lmao"
its obnoxious
vagrant fox
I'd sooner play a Demon game even if the rules are sort of broken fuck these mages
remote wadi
kill all wizard and warlock players
But but fireball
storm jungle
No fireballs.
storm jungle
š¤
crystal forum
fireball. indoors. no exit. whole party in the room
storm jungle
LMAO
remote wadi
fireball. indoors. no exit. whole party in the room
Yes
I shall
My character is chaotic evil ok
It's for roleplay porposes
vagrant fox
Mage is theoretically interesting, the belief of the rest of unawakened humanity evens things out so you can't just fuck over reality at your leisure but not that the game works
lament shoal
@storm jungle were u able to get a Dee Dee plush or no
storm jungle
Alas no, im all the way in Turkey so i couldnt be assed lol
crystal forum
big D?
lament shoal
Yea
storm jungle
yep
crystal forum
i like big D
storm jungle
Mage is theoretically interesting, the belief of the rest of unawakened humanity...
Yeah it also just breaks the entire cool dark mythos of WoD imo
crystal forum
and i cannot lie
storm jungle
its like watcihng Hellboy
but then Dr Who shows up
and just turns him into a unicorn
like, what the fuck lol
crystal forum
aren't there wizards in vampire masquerade
vagrant fox
I kind of wanted a Kevin one but I ain't spending money on that
storm jungle
aren't there wizards in vampire masquerade
Tremere but their magic is "light" magic
like its OP
but its classic dark fantasy-esque shit
crystal forum
no actual wizards
storm jungle
not Dr Who nonsense
crystal forum
human ones
lament shoal
He's chilling in my dorm with my other plushies
storm jungle
oh nah
vagrant fox
If you run a crossover splat there can be
storm jungle
He's chilling in my dorm with my other plushies
Lmao dude he looks so creepy, I love it
vagrant fox
splat, story, whatever you wanna call it
lament shoal
Lmao dude he looks so creepy, I love it
My bf HATES how he looks and gets mad whenever I bring him on camera LOL
crystal forum
bf????
lament shoal
Yeah he's trans
vagrant fox
Dying in TTRPGs is a lot of fun and it's a good time every time
crystal forum
i might be pan actually
storm jungle
My bf HATES how he looks and gets mad whenever I bring him on camera LOL
lmfao
crystal forum
chat help me
vagrant fox
isn't the rule that there can only be one local gay or it's highlander rules
crystal forum
i cant lose my branding
lament shoal
I tried getting him into hunter the parenting but he hated the animation style and refused to watch any more of it 
crystal forum
why is everybody here fucking queer
dusky beacon
How do yall interpret the Ion weapons of T'au/Votaan
sour hornet
why is everybody here fucking queer
im not 
sacred ginkgo
why is everybody here fucking queer
40k only attracts violently straight people or gay people
crystal forum
im not <:kebab:854614875988688896>
STOP LYING
sour hornet
š
vagrant fox
I watched too much Brad Neely when I was young
remote wadi
Im hetero, I just have nothing agaisnt you enjoying what you enjoy
lament shoal
why is everybody here fucking queer
vagrant fox
How do yall interpret the Ion weapons of T'au/Votaan
In what way, how the T'au got the technology?
sour hornet
š š š
dusky beacon
Kinda gay for the most heavily marketed faction to be a bunch of muscly dudes
vagrant fox
imagine the huge bara bara tiddies
nocturne crest
I'm the average middle class man
You're one of the four on a minor scale.
sour hornet
this is why I play eldar š
sacred ginkgo
perfection
remote wadi
You're one of the four on a minor scale.
Damn
I like Warhammer cause I enjoy the human condition and the pain it brings
lament shoal
i cant lose my branding
I'm stealing your job as the chat's bisexual
crystal forum
im not bi
remote wadi
In fiction
crystal forum
im gay
lament shoal
Mb
crystal forum
also you can't i'm too gay
lament shoal
NUH UH
remote wadi
Also cause my rugby player friends all play Warhammer
dusky beacon
In what way, how the T'au got the technology?
Oh well we know how the T'au got Ion weapons, from the Squats/Kin/Demiurge, but what I'm asking is how do yall perceive how they shoot
remote wadi
And they needed someone that isn't into loyalist factions
lament shoal
I'm gonna outgay you
crystal forum
also everybody kinda knows me as the gay character
remote wadi
In what way, how the T'au got the technology?
They just left all the engineers in a room unbothered and ggs
sacred ginkgo
I'm gonna outgay you
Good luck
remote wadi
I'm straight and I can outgay yall
crystal forum
cannoness rooting for my fall
sacred ginkgo
That was a sarcastic good luck
dusky beacon
They just left all the engineers in a room unbothered and ggs
It was a combination of Earth Caste engineers being the goats and trading with space Dwarves
remote wadi
We be slapping brothers abs in gym since high school
crystal forum
ok good
sacred ginkgo
It wouldn't be possible to outgay you without interfering with their relationship
crystal forum
because i was going to say something mean about zealot class
lament shoal
We be slapping brothers abs in gym since high school
That's just healthy masculinity tbh
vagrant fox
Oh well we know how the T'au got Ion weapons, from the Squats/Kin/Demiurge, but ...
I've imagined it to be similar to Helldivers arc weapons except it's continuous and hits harder
remote wadi
True
sacred ginkgo
because i was going to say something mean about zealot class
Whuh
vagrant fox
In my school we played gay chicken until we grabbed each others dicks and balls on the reg
remote wadi
It was a combination of Earth Caste engineers being the goats and trading with s...
Yeah
crystal forum
there i said it
sacred ginkgo
flamer is gay
Correct
lament shoal
Speaking of zealot
We got the lore accurate thunder hammer now lmao
Eating daemonhosts in one hit
crystal forum
In my school we played gay chicken until we grabbed each others dicks and balls ...
i love you sigsen please chat more often
sacred ginkgo
We got the lore accurate thunder hammer now lmao
Thammer hasn't been changed at all
sacred ginkgo
Zealot just got better
and it could 1 tap daemonhosts previously
It just required a borderline throwing build
sacred ginkgo
I don't really like relic anymore
lament shoal
Was the ps changed?
crystal forum
no
sacred ginkgo
You just spam one of two combos and fucking nuke everything
crystal forum
it's still boring
crystal forum
You just spam one of two combos and fucking nuke everything
be creative with it
it gives you so many choices
sacred ginkgo
Yeah
crystal forum
unlike power sword
lament shoal
As a Psyker just give me proper ways to fall for chaos
sacred ginkgo
And there are very obvious best choices
crystal forum
just dont
remote wadi
https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-psyker-explode-perils-gif-105861295107727028...
Aaaa
crystal forum
even if i wanted to use power sword stupidly i only have 2 attacks
and they're both so boring
crystal forum
stab heads
sacred ginkgo
Which staff
sacred ginkgo
Your answer will have consequences
lament shoal
I wanted to use the ps for my vet
sacred ginkgo
Eletrokinetic
lmb or rmb
remote wadi
Rmb
daring creek
Is there hope for the australian
lament shoal
I mean I'll still try it and see how it is
crystal forum
cannoness stop playing darktide this is lore channel
daring creek
Will australians go to hell for eternity
crystal forum
where none of us play
sacred ginkgo
cannoness stop playing darktide this is lore channel
daring creek
Can someone give me 6b thnx
remote wadi
Will australians go to hell for eternity
No they already there
crystal forum
addicted
sacred ginkgo
I'm just working on satisfactory right now
crystal forum
making what
daring creek
Gay factory...nice. is that game an automation game
sacred ginkgo
If someone asks me to play dt I will join in a heartbeat but I have other things to play by myself
daring creek
Theres games beside darktide?
sacred ginkgo
making what
Just finished early steel so probably starting my Real Baseā¢ (starter base 2)
crystal forum
1v1 me vet ranged build
lament shoal
Jay do you play lethal company
crystal forum
most kills wins
daring creek
Wokethal company
crystal forum
no i hate that game
lament shoal
Lmfao
crystal forum
i hate extraction games
daring creek
They're calling you a goober
Oh yeah Lc is a extraction game
Tbh lc needs a lot of tweaking
crystal forum
worst fad genre
dapper gyro
It is a game made by 1 guy as a fun project.
remote wadi
Isn't darktide an extraction game smh
daring creek
Yea
sacred ginkgo
There are guns
daring creek
Oh ur still talking lethal
lament shoal
I loved playing the division back in high school. Got back into it this past summer break
daring creek
Well. There are weapons and guns which are kinda hard to get
crystal forum
real ones
daring creek
Like one gun
crystal forum
hot take, horror doesnt work in multiplayer
remote wadi
As someone that played dbd true
sacred ginkgo
Unless its like
sacred ginkgo
Really good
crystal forum
I don't think lethal company is the type of game you want it to be
it's literally a horror game
also i just said why i dont like it
lament shoal
As someone that played dbd true
Tbf dbd is the type of game that loses its scare factor fast
daring creek
hot take, horror doesnt work in multiplayer
I think it can kinda work in lethal. Though its more comedic tbh
sacred ginkgo
streamer bait
Streamer bait has always been a thing
Its form simply changes over time
daring creek
Friend slop
vagrant fox
It's just a game to play every now and then with friends for a bit of fun
crystal forum
Streamer bait has always been a thing
that genre is entirely streamer bait
remote wadi
Streamers are tzeentch followers confirmed
crystal forum
it just exists to get good clips
crystal forum
because of all the dipshits doing lethal company videos about "people turning into 5 star voice actors"
remote wadi
The Among Us plague...
Sus
daring creek
Among us is a fun ass murder mystery game
crystal forum
video is literally a guy yelling
dapper gyro
I have yet to play it, but memes from that shit is so annoying.
crystal forum
10/10 voice acting my guy
remote wadi
I played among us
It stopped being fun when they always threw me or killed first
Cause I'm too good at it
crystal forum
among us is just shittier gmod murder mystery
remote wadi
I was always the detective who finds the imposter or if I'm the imposter you will throw inocents
lament shoal
I love subnautica. The scariest non horror game ever
vagrant fox
trouble in terrorist town innit
remote wadi
So they just didn't take the risk
vagrant fox
Subnautica is one of the coziest gamest I've played, too bad about the whole recent drama
daring creek
I was always the detective who finds the imposter or if I'm the imposter you wil...
They should implement something that makes you more anonymous
sacred ginkgo
Subnautica is one of the coziest gamest I've played, too bad about the whole rec...
What happened
crystal forum
and it works with the same principle of pretending you're a let's player doing pog faces when somebody accuses you
dapper gyro
I love subnautica. The scariest non horror game ever
It intentionally uses the fear of the deep, so I would say that it is a horror game.
sacred ginkgo
For what
crystal forum
i kid you not
sacred ginkgo
Oh
daring creek
Oof
remote wadi
It intentionally uses the fear of the deep, so I would say that it is a horror g...
Try subnautica no water mod
vagrant fox
What happened
Founders of Unknown Worlds got terminated and not paid(?) and sued Krafton and Krafton says the developers didn't do their jobs and it's a whole thing
250 million dollars bonus not paid out or something
crystal forum
the publisher is just making shit up
just to not pay
honestly im surprised game devs even expect bonuses anymore
like when are they not cancelled
remote wadi
When you're an indie creator
vagrant fox
I don't particularly believe Krafton especially with how they changed their arguements recently but we'll see
crystal forum
I don't particularly believe Krafton especially with how they changed their argu...
saying that the devs intended to steal the game or something
sour hornet
I loved playing the division back in high school. Got back into it this past sum...
Its so kino
remote wadi
Indie market is where it's at
crystal forum
wild
dapper gyro
Action turns horror games are always the fun one. Halo CE and Far Cry 1.
sacred ginkgo
I only ever played the first half of CE
sacred ginkgo
Did everything up to 343 guilty spark in one session, got off because it was 2 am, then started halo 2 the next time I got back to the MCC binge
vagrant fox
I got Far Cry 4, did the secret ending, then uninstalled the game
Not sure why I did that
dapper gyro
Did everything up to 343 guilty spark in one session, got off because it was 2 a...
Want to do coop for the rest of CE?
vagrant fox
I have a soft spot for 2, despite its issues
sacred ginkgo
Want to do coop for the rest of CE?
Already tried
MCC hates me
or it hates CE specifically
dapper gyro
What do you mean?
sacred ginkgo
Because Reach works just fine in coop
remote wadi
Far cry 3 was just the voices in Ur head were a person
sacred ginkgo
But CE refuses to launch correctly in coop
remote wadi
Then you turn into an actual psychopath
crystal forum
I have a soft spot for 2, despite its issues
2 bores me
idk why people like it
it's so repetitive
vagrant fox
because you're a little baby man
remote wadi
it's so repetitive
Cause the repetition is kaboom brrrr brrr
crystal forum
also why tf are you never left alone
everywhere i go in 2 there's some fucking guy in a jeep
LET ME DRIVE
dapper gyro
Interesting, I played CE just fine. If you ever want to try again, dm me.
crystal forum
pokemon pearl
remote wadi
In a Gameboy that didn't save
crystal forum
mario galaxy
remote wadi
You'll never know true peak
crystal forum
super mario bros wii
remote wadi
Having to pass the whole fcking game in one night
vagrant fox
nintendookie more like it
crystal forum
ok then
remote wadi
Or lose it forever
vagrant fox
For some reason I really couldn't get into bioshock
crystal forum
crysis
vagrant fox
I just walked around taking pictures of fish for a while then uninstalled it
crystal forum
actually i started with crysis 2
vagrant fox
I did love System Shock 2 though
crystal forum
which i still think is goated
crystal forum
im 24
dapper gyro
Bioshock 3 is overhated.
crystal forum
dummy
dapper gyro
I like it.
vagrant fox
Crysis 1 was honestly cool, memery aside
crystal forum
Crysis 1 was honestly cool, memery aside
i played it after years of being told to and what the fuck is that ending
the game has such interesting story until the end
remote wadi
Dark souls 2 is the reason why I find hack and slash boring
crystal forum
2 has such a better story
dapper gyro
Tried Ninja Gaiden 2?
crystal forum
i refuse the temptation
vagrant fox
i played it after years of being told to and what the fuck is that ending
standard sequelbait for the time wasn't it
crystal forum
i dont want to be pulled into the pit
vagrant fox
Dark Souls 2 walked so 3 could stumble and eat shit
crystal forum
standard sequelbait for the time wasn't it
i mean the whole later part of the story
after you leave the alien place
it just goes to shit
escape island
fight monster
end
vagrant fox
Oh with the ayylmaos and then everything gets colded over?
crystal forum
yeah
remote wadi
Dark Souls 2 walked so 3 could stumble and eat shit
Elden ring Is the true sucessor of dark souls 2
crystal forum
fighting north koreans is so much fun in comparison
vagrant fox
I dunno, German writing in the 2000s
remote wadi
Dark souls 3 is dark souls for babies
lament shoal
It intentionally uses the fear of the deep, so I would say that it is a horror g...
I agree but technically its not listed as being part of the horror genre hence by statment
vagrant fox
I didn't really mind it, at the time I thought it was mildly cool but it could've probably been done better in hindsight
crystal forum
stop being old
vagrant fox
no
remote wadi
stop being old
Stop being young
lament shoal
Dead cells is fun
vagrant fox
back in my day you bought pc gamer magazines and got a cd full of demos you'd play on repeat
crystal forum
Stop being young
we're the same age
crystal forum
unborn it
remote wadi
Can't he is necessary
crystal forum
put it back in
sacred ginkgo
Can't the child is almost born
Simple solution
Become a mother
arctic talon
guh
remote wadi
Simple solution
Become a mother
Can't I have a wife for that
crystal forum
the insidious queer at it again
remote wadi
That role is already filled
vagrant fox
mpreg it up women love that stuff