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While I would say that their ambassadors would have been cool.for deceptions, it did seem silly (nids)
Honestly, don't see why they don't just perfect the genestealer model until it takes over everything.
I have to break the news but you would be one of them ☹️
Be an AOS fan or explode its kinda the only good ending!
What if I like both
I would have to imagine Necrons
I don't feel like many Xenos directly have like genuine HATRED for any race as bad as humans do for every xenos or necrons for humanity
maybe druhkari but idk shit about them
"We've exterminated all life on this planet once before...and we will do so again!" - Necron Pairah, Dawn of War, dark crusade
Man wtf did I do 😭
its not even that
they KNEW it was fruitless
but tradition demanded they had to try it

Necrons are so cool, not exactly "Humanity Hell no" but still pretty space racist.
"Get off my lawn" (but the whole galaxy is their lawn)
Such gamers, they were gaming so hard
IK AND THAT JUST MAKES IT FUNNIER LMFAO
Accurate.
Yeah that's true, they are universally hateful of just any living being I imagine
I bet druhkari then
Dark Eldar dont even care
all of my clams and no knowledge
but
no butts
But I just bet all of my clams
But yeah its absolutely necrons
they literally have an aneurysm when they see humans attempt to fight them
"Ew a bug."
So real, I kinda liked that about them in dawn of war. Especially how they are outside of the realm of the ethereal warp or mortality in general.
Seeing chaos get rebuffed by them and nids just immediately fuck off will never not make me smile (context, I am stupid)
Dawn of War?
they've always been like that lol
also Nids dont avoid them, the Hivemind just knows bothering with necrons isnt largely fruitful for biomass and is a waste.
Shut up lol

Be nice to the ogryn he's trying his best
no

My coworkers say the same thing. Lol
So I'm used to it.
Is it possible to have Necrons that use red lights instead of the normal green or is green mandatory for lore reasons?
Theres canon necrons with different lights so yes
The Maynarkh Dynasty for example got orange lights because they harvest the stars of their local system as a power source for their weapons and bodies
The canon shown colors for alt necron glows
Different shades of green
Orange
Cyan Blue
TLDR use whatever colors you want
lol
I've seen pink, purple, yellow and a whole lot of other colors
commonly
ngl I have no clue what the logistics behind the glowy bits are
so idfk
lol
but GW never paints necrons with multiple dif lights on the same "bit"
if that makes sense
like Body is always one color glow
weapon is always one color glory
also this person didn't thin their white enough smh
So odd question, but have Psyker marines on a bike or as a tank commando ever happened before?
https://fxtwitter.com/n0ttomuch/status/1975874691467518394 duality of 40K fanbase
Y'know
Orange does actually look good on them
Also does that mean that I could make like
RGB Necrons and it technically wouldn't break any lore
For every necron dynasty we have seen there are trillions we havent
need a name for a city that suffers from every natural disaster 24/7
If its 40k you can just be like an official writer and call it Cataclysm
Planet Florida
thats your only flordia/calfornia joke
its aos sadly
i cant think of a pun on cataclysm
clysm's call?
huh yeah taht works
If the mechanicus cult grew powerful enough could they create an actual machine chaos god in the warp
Grognards vs Tourists.
Dumbed down for the modern audience.
Funny thing is that the Bayou dude's only knowledge from Warhammer is from Dawn of War
No because they belive the Omnissiah is The Emperor
mostly
Hey do you know what happened to Brunt?
If 3 is ignored entirely, that's decent enough.
we don't know
Or is it never explained?
not really if one wants to spew out opinions like that
Anyone want to tell me about there favorite space marine chapter?
all the necron stuff should also be tossed into a ditch
lol
Considering they got a total rewrite
Dawn of War 3 doesn't exist.
We got a shitty Reskin of DOTA and that was it.
Dawn of War 3 unfortunately does exist
even if the game plays like shit lol
the ingame aesthetic of the game is w/e to me
looks like a bunch of painted minis lol
No.
It doesn't.
The plot of Dawn of War 2 prevents it's occurrence.
Does it lol
I genuinely don't remember the plot of DoW 3
and I didn't do all the DoW 2 campaigns either lol
And since Dawn of War 2 was actually good, it's canon takes precedent over the 40k DOTA Reskin.
okay
People that try to just deny that a bad game exist in a series just come out as childish
but what in the plot makes it impossible
lol
could you explain
I'm actually curious
A few plot points in Dawn of War 3 simply ignore the events of Dawn of War 2.
So I'm ignoring Dawn of War 3 because it's too shit to make those retcons.
for retribution I've done CWE, Chaos, Space Marines and Orks
okay but what are they
I want examples
I fucking forgor
its been like
5 or 6 years since I've played DoW 2's campaigns lol
Don't replay Dawn of War 3.
It's not worth it.
I've even scoured it from my memory because it's a waste of wetware space.
It's like if you took C.S. Goto's approach to writing and made it into a Video Game.
you keep talking but saying nothing
That's because you're too new to understand a single goddamn thing I'm talking about.
we don't disagree on DoW 3 being shit but you don't answer any of the questions given to you
I might as well be speaking Sumerian to you.
I read his books for a bet
I don't need to answer any questions when the answer is just sat there.
In the form of a shit-filled dumpster fire.
When something is Common Knowledge, a man is not obliged to explain it.
And you keep trying to insist you are the oldest grognard in the fandom when most of here have been in the know far longer than you
Anyways they should have just completely removed Pariah's from the DoW 1 remaster replacing them with Lychguard and not commented on the change at all
I know 2 people who started in late Rogue Trader 💀
irl
I know a plenty
Doubt it.
My coworker literally brought his RT books to work not too long ago
I don't doubt it because both of them are old as fuck lol
I may not be the oldest Grognard alive, but I was press-ganged into it by one of said Grognards.
I was 4 years old when I got dragged into Warhammer by a Family Member.
Because they needed a Guardsman Meatshield for the Retinue.
Couple of years after 3rd came out.
Which I immediately got absorbed by once the Press-Ganging concluded itself.
did you get forced to paint plastic
lol
bcs I'm not sure wtf else they'd have you doing at 4
other then showing you the game
Pewter.
Pewter started to disappear around 5th
well yeah
but it was a mix
some of the stuff in 3e was def plastic
I know that for sure lol
It was a clusterfuck of Pewter, Shitty Resin & Plastic.
Sometimes Rubber too.
they actually might fucking be
lol
literally have never seen a rubber mini
from GW
I've only ever seen pewter/resin/plastic
nvm first plastic minis for guard were Catachan infantry
lol
Steel legion were all fuckin pewter
Sounds like fucked up resin
that didn't cure right
I've gotten stuff like that before from other companies
This chat keeps blowing up the moment I don’t have time to engage ;-;
wild magic sorcerer just turn everyone in the battle into a cat or a dog
Wwwwhat
I'm pretty sure that is a cat
That's because he has Meta-Luck kept in check by his Imposter Syndrome.
The fact that he can back it up by beating a Hive Tyrant's ass in melee helps a bit too.
My guy is legitimately skilled and lucky
But he's too busy thinking about the luck part to notice the skill
To be fair, I doubt many would if they somehow managed to survive the bullshit Cain goes through
He can literally beat the brakes off an Astarte Captain sector-renowned for his swordsmanship and play it off as "got lucky"
Despite the fact that the marine is WhatTheFuck-ing about how One-Sided the duel was.
I don't think it was one sided. But the Marine was genuinely surprised
It was extremely One-Sided.
Even with Cain holding back.
The man arguably the single best swordsman in the galaxy.
And he gaslights himself into thinking he's not.
And he's gaslighting you into thinking it too.
From what I remember, the space marine was fucking around with Cain, what earned him a dent on the armour, which he said he will never have repaired as a reminder to never underestimate any opponent.
I’m starting a new cult in 40k
WHAT HAPPENED
She ascended
Magic
Admech 2 demo is out
I want it so bad, but I should wait until it’s all the way out so I can fully experience things
Cause I might just frustrate myself when I can’t enjoy more of it
Warden why are you throwing a potion at the elephant
The demo is just the prologue
Is it worth playing then? If it’s so little?
it's like 30 minutes
you'll get two fights per side iirc
a couple events in between fights
Oh
Ok so probably not
I kinda already get how the game is gonna be
Will still download for steam
stats though
probably the most interesting aspect about it was how the two factions differ to play with
Canonically warden hates elephants, since as we all know, elephants are magical creatures
adress me warden
@storm jungle
The Admech don't really play like the 1st game Admehc tbh
Perhaps I will give it a go
LMAO
I dreamt about fighting a horde of tyranids and some traitor marines. The tyranids didn't look like the current ones, cause i guess this was my brains first try creating them, but the marines looked good
Francis is on a ban speedrun at this point tbh

if I legit gotta see another "I know more than you idiots" message im gonna go berserk

I mean he's literally just picking a fight the moment he perceives us as wrong from the beginning
I actually have a good question:
my friend was bugging me that the death star in star wars is more powerful than any weapon the imperium has (exterminatus) as the death star blows up planets in seconds, and it doesn’t crack the surface of the earth like an exterminatus does.
Is this true? Does the imperium have a big planet obliterater laser beam that legit blows the planet in one blow?
https://www.gofundme.com/f/defend-creative-freedom-against-games-workshop-threats
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The Imperium doesnt really have one-shot planet destruction weapons no, theirs requires more finesse like going to the surface to place some rare WMD tech to blow it up or waste hours/days doing bombardment
I believe this meme format should be used more
one dynasty literally has a deathstar in table format
i mean the celestial orrery is cheating
Aeonic orb, celestial orrery, breath of the gods
Can’t strip a planet for all its resources if it’s gone
Ctan shard which is basically galactus
It’s like insider trading
Trazyn sees cadia is about to be attacked by chaos with the orrery, realizes the price of first edition Cadians is about to skyrocket, rushes over to collect as many as he can
GW isn't even going for copyright infringement anymore
"unfair competition" holy fuck
the whole community should be talking about this rn
it's terrifying
its classic corpo-stuff
Evil ass corporation
What ground are they suing on ?
People will say its immoral while the main warhammer customer-base will keep buying.
Basically just another nothing-burger incident nobody will remember

unfair competition!!!!
the fact that his models can be used to proxy in 40k
shut up dilara this is way worse than usual
this could set precedent that any third party model can be take down
literally anything
they don't even have to look like space marines
His models being possibly used for Proxi isn't ground, does his models really look like they're from GW, or advertised with names that are seen in warhammer
they're not advertised with copyrighted names or anything like that dumb company did
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these are some of their models
literally what GW is going for here is that if you make a model that somebody can use in their games then they can take you down
regardless of copyright infrigement
it's batshit insane
Idk why this is a shock
they'd have eventually always gonna do this
they are completely aware 3rd party people do their job to a large extent

what matters here is if they succeed and set legal precedent
They probably will.
not if the community wakes tf up
This isn’t anything new, gw has been hyper agressive over their IP since 2010
which they wont
THE IP ISNT BEING INFRINGED
like im not taking GWs side but im sorry none of the larger community at large gives a shit about this stuff
this has nothing to do with copyright
they just go to the store to buy space marines
what they're saying here is if you make a model that somebody can use in their games then that's unfair business and you can be sued
it can literally be any model at all
Some of those models are quite similars
They are very similair
^
again copyright infringement is not what they're going for
if it's a copyright case then that requires a lot of proof from GW's part that the model intentionally deceives the customer
but GW is circumventing that by saying no it's actually unfair business
Which it can be considered to be the case.
As the models are only sold by being proxi to warhammer stuff
If they make exception for small ones, it would make it much harder to stop larger scale of production.
I think alot these legal issues are alot more than “GW evil” like people scream alot about.
GW did go too far, but for some thing as easy to reproduce, I understand their reasoning.
that doesn't matter. if you were to sell models that have no relation to 40k but end up being used by 40k players then that would still leave you up for being sued
it's a horrible precedent if it passes through since anything could be considered unfair business
It is.
he is creating and selling minis that are "totally not warhammer in disguise" and has been caught. A lot of the range of models he's produced look like they'd slot in to various 40K and AoS armies as replacements for existing models.
TL;DR IP infringement.
Like corporations are bad but dont cry when your almost exact minis get accused of being similiar to an already selling official product.
Chapter House did the exact same shit and they have become the sacrificial lamb to incidents like tihs.
how many times do i have to say this is not an IP issue
chapter house was literally using copyrighted/trademarked names and was sued on those grounds
again this is much more insidious than it looks
With all of the books and stuff that GW put into with very little return, mostly to boost their plastic sells, is quite a big investment.
if i make a tank that has roughly the same size as a leman russ i could be fucking sued
by GW's logic
If all of the fanfic authors and "recasters" put their effort together to make their own platform, GW can't do shit.
But then they run into the issue of "It is not Warhammer".
They don't have the PR of GW.
Yeah this is exactly what i was referencing, Chapter house put GW in a tight spot and ever since they refuse to let a mistake like that happen again. It’s alot more than just wanton lawsuits.
Every large billion dollar company protects their ip, whether big or small.
Yeah no corporation is ever "good" but people blame GW for wayyyy too much nonsense that is just at the end of the day the other side just being mad that they got caught red-handed. Literally nobody is stopping you from making parts that just match the warhammer minis, the moment you push your luck its entirely your own fault.
Are they gonna sue anyone and anything that can be a stand in for a model?
basically that's what they're going for yeah
Cause I hate to break it to you but practically anything can be used as a model
finally somebody with common fucking sense
Like I can use minis from really anything for 40K
he was "asked" to forfeit 90% of his intellectual property
They sent a cease and desist (he even admits to this) telling to stop it.
Try to do some spiderman animation/cinematic and see if Sony is after your asses.
just because a company wants to sue you doesn't mean they're right dilara
I mean they are technically right.
you are skimming off the stuff they make
im not advocating for GW, this is literally just simple logic lol
they literally want a blank check to declare anything to be "unfair business practise" so they can take down any models that they can't prove in court to violate their IP.
they straight up want to ignore IP laws and just sue you directly
WH is GW's game, they can do whatever they want in their game.
Next would be mod allowed into some competitive games because mod is allowed in the base game...?
you literally are advocating for them by being this obtuse
(Look Counter Strike and its decades of mods)
Im speaking with simply how the law works lol
GW already doesn't allow 3rd party models and parts in there game
stop blowing up over:
"THEY ARE COMING FOR US" nonsense
nobody gives a shit
nothing is happening
Majorkill is shaking
Corporations are going to do what they want, always have and always will
This is not shocking
this literally can be stopped is the thing
if they fail in court which very well can happen
How so?
Majorkill was originally calling his model "fanmade decoration".
like i keep saying this is insane overreach
they could easily be defeated in court
It can but try explaining this to the entire fanbase that just endlessly buys GW products + doesnt care about this stuff.
the guy just needs to hire a good lawyer
Good luck with that
the issue is he prob cant
Hes also on tape himself for saying he was warned with a cease-desist and didnt listen, which is not a good look.
Lawyer against a billion dollar company that’s very used to the law at this point
my realisation was very grim when I grew up to realise court cases entirely depend on how much your lawyer can bullshit their way out of a case for their client and not about actual justice

Sual Goodman moment
They can repeal the cease and desist if they have good ground on it, you technically don't need a lawyer for that. However, this case is very clear.
why do you think saul goodman was to peak a lawyer people like when you did a crime
Literally lol
got a guy who murdered a postman in his office out of jail with ultra-bail money
anyways because i'm arguing with a brick wall here is the crowdfund please help him if you give a single fuck about being able to buy proxies in the future https://www.gofundme.com/f/defend-creative-freedom-against-games-workshop-threats
Robot boobies?
Banned.
is this hulabaloo about the recent US lawyers going ham on GW adjacent properties
but was he caught by the US lawfirm
also if this goes through legally trench crusade could be taken down for unfair business lol
god you dont read
Can someone just give a link to their store so people can judge...
It is all talk, but no pic for some reason.
Ok Charlotte corday
well now this just doesn't look good
oh they've got a literal "steam tank"
Those are very warhammer
This is hard to defend against.
This model I got for free, so GW can't take the guy down.
like, it sucks that they're being sued and all but this isn't very defensible
You’re way off
If you want to make money from using extremely close to the things that someone else made... Well, it is not easy.
The lieutenant colonel .....
Do not make monetization that is comically similar to a billion dollar company
Simple as.
There are hundreds of people making stuff like this online, and 99% them make it as hobby for free and not business like this one guy.
It’s like you’re putting a giant red mark on your forehead
this one is literally called male berserker dragon slayer and like do I even have to say anything
this is literally just a dwarf slayer
dude is getting cooked
This is the best closing point yeah
its how other 3rd party companies that print "not-warhammer" shit got away with it for a decade.
Damn, mods get pizza breaks?
Even to smaller company. They would still post it around and ruin your reputation.
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Yeah I'm not even gonna say anything this is 1 is just gonna kill them on court the moment GW pulls this out
Lmao dude
I just finished up... 😭
So you eat pizza, I thought you eat people souls.
Stuff them in the crust
Soul pizza
You ladies are creative.
man it's better to marinate them in suffering
Honestly GW as the right to go after proxies
Since proxies are just potential future designs
Also if you put the files for free not sale GW couldn't stop you
It's the making money off them gw doesn't like
We in the stage were artists sell on commission
I mean also there might be a way to sell models as long as GW gets royalties but that'd be discussed via lawyers but it's technically possible
You don't need to sell stls close to another company
These people just don't wanna cut in ge
You can just advertise what you modelled already and commission
Also modeling is what we call a privilege job
As in this isn't necessary for society to work
This is passion
So don't expect the gov to protect it
this dude is not a good person
Who would of guess that the guy inciting violence constantly and supporting terror groups would be a bad guy
he got lucky and his career was given to him, none of it was built by him
Isn't his uncle chenk from the young turks
yea, he's a nepo baby
parents were rich and his uncle put him on his show
then other people gave him a chance and helped him get a greater reach
now he just platforms terrorist and supports terrorist groups.
40k players NEEDED an article series explaining how to play the fucking game and do basic things like, movement onto objectives
At the end of the edition.
just use ruler 
Git gud
If the series released at the start of the edition I’d get it
But 10th is ending in a few months
Noooo
I'm not ready for 11th edition
( they gonna nerf tau again and force me more into chaos)
i think ive heard almost literally nothing nice about 10th edition besides "they didnt completely ruin X faction by giving them a good army rule before taking away everything else"
oh yeah grotmas, the release of grotmas in concept is great
There's one good thing about 10 edition
Chaos space marine factions are more diverse
now i just found out that he uses a shock collar on his dog 😔
Diversity? In my 40k?
Woke.
It's not even the shock collar itself that's so egregious because there is "some" reasons to use one but he fucking shocked his dog for moving and stretching after four hours of being on the same cot. He's a monster
He lives in Cali and I urge everybody to report Hassan to animal rights groups and such
let em cook..
Ok that's a perfect collab for rust players
yeah krieg fans and rust players have a pretty large specific cross over...
A Hazmat Suit skin with the classic Krieg gas mask and trench coat look.
A rugged field pack for the survivalist soldier.
A brutal chainsaw reskin in the style of a classic chainsword – which looks quite a lot like the one from that epic Kill Team trailer.
A hardy Death Korps-style shotgun with real stopping power.
Two Krieg-styled storage barrels to hold all your stuff.
OH YEAH
THE KILLTEAM TRAILER
FOR THE KILLTEAM
THAT NO LONGER HAS RULES
AHAHAHAAHHAHA
That's a living being, let it move. Dude got mad multiple times from having it moving away. It is just abusive.
They ruined everything
Utter Woke Nonsense.
I don't like dog because they run everywhere, so I don't get a dog in the 1st place.
Hasan is actually one of the worst people on the planet, I've been saying this for years but everybody around me rides his dick like it's there personal mission
I mean theres thousands of hours of the dog not being on the stream though
Why would this be the one case he decides to zap a dog
What are you even saying
How the fuck are you unable to pull a conclusion from two sentences
I'm not arguing with anybody about this, but verify where you get your information from. Because its largely from far right content creators
ofc it's krieg
you WILL love the dkok
It's the ONLY other regiment besides cadians
Bro he fucking shocked his dog for fucking moving, it's so fucking easy to see that. The fact the dog won't even fucking look at him and is so cautious when stepping off the bed like it's testing boundaries to see if it'll be shocked this time tells me all I fucking need to know about how treats that dog. He abuses it. The behavior says it all.
Holy fuck animal abuse is not a matter of right versus left
Did you read the part where I said im not engaging with this and urged you to check who is spreading information
Bro it's a fucking clip on twitch from his fucking channel
What's there to say. That the right wing planted the clip on his channel????
Genuinely bro
What????
Yeah idk feel like im not even arguing and just telling people the head of this investigation is XQC and Asmongold
Alright guys cool it off
permission to heat it up sir
Its okay to hate Hassan but the dog shocking stuff is 
Straight up astroturfing
the only thing you should get out of this is that twitch streamers are mostly all dipshits
Abrams, start dwerking
There is only one live streamer I would die for
NorthenLion
He can actually do that its not edited
wayne, nl, ster, jerma and joel
^
kill hassan for being hassan
that's my safe list
Jerma soft retired right?
no?
Not even kill him but he needs to be in jail
he never streamed daily iirc
As much as I mostly agree with hasan theres a million reasons to hate him you dont need to astroturf a hate campaign lol
Jerma's schedule is just Jerma
he seems to be an enigma that just exists
I never played Astrosurf

It's a buzzword saying that everything being said is deceptive
Oh I thought he announced he was going to spend way more time with Ludwig's company
Anyway basically dont get so heated over dumbass streamers
idk i don't watch regularly
Me neither I think people who actually watch live streams are fucking freaks
hey as much as dkok is overdone, the rust shit actually looks good
I'm a stream recap andy
for actual real
yeah it's like overdone but you can't lie it looks pretty damn good
Btw do you have a green abrams build 🥺
I've had to deal with people at my work watching his streams and defending him to me near constantly. I got heated because I've been dealing with this for a long time
Hybrid abrams isnt working anymore!
What rank are you?
it's my first moba so i'm ritualist
"Its my first moba" bro is in a higher rank than me and ive played every moba
but tbh i'm p sure i've tagged with every single rank in the game
because the mm is genuine ass
Its atrocious
Genuinely
Some of the worst ive ever seen
But I think its bugged?
You should drop a printer on their heads 
Im about to promote out of alchemist
it's bugged for ppl stuck in initiate 1
who literally can't rank up
Oh
I would but it's my bosses daughter
Do you get a lot of smurfs in your games?
That's the issue though? That stream was 4 hours and the dog was there for 4 hours. If he did that to the dog to keep it on stream, what else would he do behind the scene? But whatever floats your boat.
I get like "Haze Player 73"
Brother I am not doing this
But also my animals swarm around me and sit there for hours when im playing games so I dont really see that as a reason
That's literally what I was saying that the behavior of the dog indicates this is not a one time occurrence
Im like a fucking cult leader
I so much as extend my hand and I have a 13 pound cat doing gymnastics
Wtf does this graph mean
match rank distribution
How do I check this shit out
50% of the playerbase is initiate
Oh
The information that goes deeper into is him coming back on stream and showing the dog collar, it having black tape on the parts where the prongs can be removed, and the model shown through research into it
We should play 🥹
He definitely shocked the dog
Man I dont give a fuck shut up im not going to engage
Then stop replying to it
Stop responding
You're not gonna engage if we show proof of the collar he used?
You are such a degenerate
bell curve
You're going to come crawling back
They always do
whenever they release venator
THATS LIKE A YEAR FROM NOW
@storm jungle also I watched the lasombra trailer for vtmb2 and now I'm kinda hyped for the game. The writing seems good
"your my elder the fuck am I gonna teach you how to use a DVR"
Them shit talking how goofy your name is funny too but we’ll see lol
Im holding my arms crossed
I'm also glad the games gonna touch on how lasombra used to be sabbat
Yeah it's gonna be different than bloodlines one but at this point as long as the dialogue is good I'll be happy since let's be honest nobody plays bloodline 1 for the combat
LMAOOOOO
Im fucking dead LOL
LOL
nothing
thank you mario
Hes a sage for the ages
i'm glad we have returned to the age where the plumber brothers are two greaseball italians from new york
What else would they be?
the silent evil defeating duo that they became after the live action stuff was thrown into the trash
i didn't grow up with mario speaking
Wahoo
Just for that I'm gonna smoke more when I get home

Lol
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/qstbd918/heroes-of-the-first-founding-cold-iron/
gets a short story too 🔥 🔥 🔥
all 12 of us iron hands enjoyers loving life right now
I keep forgetting that the Iron Hands exist
I'm glad for you fellow xeno
(I'm joking)
I always think that they're just Black Templars with a lot of cybernetics
kind of, theyre not religious nuts tho
Please not again I can't keep getting my spine broken
My poor lawbringer can only take so much
The flesh is weak vulcan
Wait, no. It's nothing but ads over there.
Only if Ur flesh is not tainted by chaos undivided
why do you think hes screaming
What it feels like to chew five gum
Ai controlled advertisments trained on ai generated content for bots
ehh, kind of, more like reverence rather than worship
like they're not holy as in the mechanicus
but if ur making a successor you can totally make them like religious cyborg nutjobs
I'll behave I promise.
As a bilist I shall say
which would rock
Yeah you're getting tazed
Only tools to use for our survival
You call them gods
I call them deamon dispensers
do you know what that gun is

1500 watts into your sternum
Nope

that guy isnt being tased
hes being literally sent to cyber-hell to be tortured forever
He got off easy.
Oh you sent a cyberlame meme I was tazing you for sending for honor
How about I taze your balls
I love this video oh my god
Wait is that monster hunter
@spring cairn dumbass snake
Indeeb
I really couldn't get into MHrise tbh and i say that as a longstanding fan
I just couldn't get used to the wirebug
Yeah I do enjoy that about Rise. Worlds was legendary
I wish Wilds didn't get rid of the tracking mechanic and actually following their footsteps and claw marks
It's more like blackwall forces Robot God to reassess you as a robot demon so he puts you in hell with all of the demon AIs
I'm sure a lot of it is Women Near You ads though
At least IIRC
cyberpunk lore goes so hard
its fucking great
Would the game make me smile
Damn like fr?
Yeah and i say this as having went into it being all:
"Ughhh I dont wanna play this"
I played it on launch on a fucking playstation so like...it didnt work
Is it still kinda difficult to run?
Upload ads on the Admech main frame.
Its actually fucking amazing how poorly darktide runs on everything
I have been through two PC upgrades and I probably went up 6 frames
power maul and storm bolter
dangerously standard equipment for an iron hand main character
Gotta choose between black ops 7 or cyberpunk...
That's a power pillar right there
im just kidding attack anybody who buys black ops 7
There's a 7th one?
is he meant to use it one handed is my question
and the answer is yes
Yes the open beta just ended
Yea like Trundle
and ngl the multiplayer was kinda fun but no way im buying that shit
wait i thought bo6 came out not even a year ago
correct!
EXACTLY a year ago as of this month!
They are pumping slop out
It's the same game every year
It
you know shit's bad when they aren't treating black ops like the step child anymore
It's literally like me playing Game Dev Tycoon
I just keep making the same thing and I keep making millions
and ive just now realized that black ops is the longest running cod series
despite half of the games being forgotten immediately
I don't think any sequel should ever go past 4 in my honest opinion
If you're getting past 4 games in a franchise just start doing like spin offs and shit
like Zelda
They won't even bring back the best mode dmz
I played Black Ops and Black Ops cold War. Those are the two I've played
Cowards
fucking dogshit
play BO2
cold war was unironically good
Cold War was peak
I very much enjoyed cold war
i like cold war at first but got bored
the zombies was fun for a while because it actually tried new stuff
Well yeah but cold war was like an airpocket in an elevator filling with water
Shitting on cod yet still playing it.
the only redeeming factor is you can kill all the american pigs at the ending if you choose to, even if its not canon
but every cold war zombies map feels the exact same
Only thing I hate about black ops two is in zombies you die to like two hits
I never saw the fake ending only the russian ending
and you just end up grinding customizations
Custom character in campaign and I get dialogue options and can choose missions
I stopped after og MW3.
reminder that 4 didnt even have a campaign
Also ghosts was fun and I'm tired of pretending it wasnh
every option you choose is meaningless unlike BO2
only the ending matters and thats like hours away lol
Na lame
Nah
Cold War peak
like activion completely forgot that cod is only remebered for its campaigns
I didn't play 2 so obviously its a bad game
2 was great
and mob of the dead
OH YEAH
Ghosts was ok, nothing stellar, but alright.
literlaly EVERY zombies map on BO2 was peak
it was the perfect case of experimentalism
All zombies after original Black ops is cringe
I LIKED TRANZIT
Peak
Extinction was fucking baller
you only like tranzit because of survival town
Ok bad opinion 🙁
Eh, thought extinction was “okay” as well 
New gif
i used to like buried until i became an adult
Buried is fire pipe down
and realized i only liked the guns and special stuff
the map itself sucks
sadly
activision never reduces prices
Because fools like me still buy it
on any of their games
I want to play origins now what the fuck I hate whoever brought up zombies
get black ops 3 on discount and you get origins
Oh my god I forgot black ops 2 had the skatepark map that map is FIRE
Wait was black ops 3 the origins dlc?
Am I stupid?
Ohh
like moon, ascension, origins
Which COD had the dogshit map that was like Stalingard but with dragons
sadly only origins from bo2
Ok ascension is fire
Bo3 I believe
prob because origins was supposed to be released in bo3 or something
I enjoyed the Castle map in BO3
since it exploded by xbox360 back in the day
also origins in bo3 has some missing easter eggs
and is 100000 times easier due to bobblegums
Was Revelations any good?
that's the last bo3 map right
Yeah you're right
all i remember of revelations is it ran on 15fps on consoles
I save my money for larping. Gaming in Canada is too expensive.
Ive lowk always wanted to try Black ops 4's boat zombie map it looked cool
Voyage of Despair
I also kinda really liked advanced warfare zombies
im trying to 100% every zombies game so i'll prob get it eventually
Thats such a badass goal
but yeah activision's price model keeps pushing me away
Do they ever go on sale?
you're better off getting a key from a third party seller
since those games are from the era where steam keys were still popular
Very true
i still have to do the shadows of evil easter egg and revelations
i did gorod krovi with my cousin half a year ago
thx for reminding me
Was shadows of evil the occultist type vibe?
the starter map with the 1920's aesthetic
i think it's a massive tonal shift for the zombies maps
and i absolutely despise the turn into eldritch that the series took from that game onwards
Really?? I mean actually yeah it kinda spiraled
I really dont like the whole dark aether storyline
it falls in the same trap that most eldritch horror does
it tries to do scary monsters
the zombies plot worked so much better when we didn't know what was going on mostly
which is why i think bo3 is where the series started to decline narratively
it wanted to connect the dots way too hard
like keep in mind that the lore before this was that nazi germany fucked with ancient forbidden technology and accidentally turned a little girl into a god like being who's batshit insane and wants to kill everyone
Yeah thats the best way to put it
The whole moon arc in black ops 1 was amazing
yeah
They turned zombies into an expanded universe lol
A genuine tragedy
the part that sucks the most to me is that the ultimis crew was a good idea to revive the story
origins revived the story
then in bo3 you literally start the game by killing off the old richtofen
the game essentially telling you that the old call of duty zombies is dead and you're going to bury it
the federal gov is challenging the NWC
no more cartoonish stereotypical characters
now there's deep and profound ultimis crew
idk i just have mixed feelings about bo3
it's not all bad
NWC?
Not Withstanding clause basically it allows provincial govs to ignore a bunch of shit from feds to pass laws and bills
that's super oversimplified but that's the jist
It being added to our constitution was a condition for it going through
just as I watch watching 2077's video on "How the US collapsed".
Brilliant timing : )
at this point we are speed running cyberpunk
we are already in it
its just the boring version
lol
Yeah we don't even have arm mounted grenade launchers
Sorry, what does Black Ops 3 or NWC have to do with 40K lore?
Nothing at all
Everything.
This is general 3
also the times we are living in rn are literally a part of 40k lore technically speaking
the Emperor is out there

nothing at all we are just human beings that like talking about random topics from time to time
guys the guy who literally joined today tells us to go back to talking about space marines
we must obey
LMAO
What's general 2 ?
Pfffft good one
theorychat?
Zealot chat
all channels are gen chat in this server
fair
I literally had to ban a guy from there yesterday who posted ||video of a guy playing in a tank of liquid human feces||
that entire chat should be put to the fucking torch
lol
Fyre
Fyre had a habit of flying real fucking close to the sun at all times
at this point they are just asking back for the slow mode
Also fyre getting banned was the reason I figured out that Clad got banned
Yea it's the cyberpunk where you've got to pay a subscription service to Bezos to buy anything, a subscription to Musk to be able to drive the car you bought and a subscription to Zuckerberg so your glasses are the right perscription, while working 50 hours and week and being unable to afford bread.
WHAT
the book GOAT????
Clad getting banned was amazing
what the fuck
You didn't know?
Aside from the reason why
Clad was literally unhinged
oh yea always knew Fyre was a fucking weirdo 💀
bro was advocating for western colonialism
What a terminal Ironhelm addiction does to a mf
I mean he posted Russian propaganda months ago in a diff server that was my reason for distrusting him
man I was there in that convo
also what the fuck
Fucking scumbag lol
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
and they got the hose right in this one
are there still rather you know funny members in zealot chat?
Or is everything currently stable
He was also like outright saying that like the Irish famine was necessary for society to advance
Always
book club will be so boring without clad to have original opinions
But they keep their issues to themselves for the most part
Whuh
Clad is a character
So far they are doing good enough to keep the server in check

