#40k-lore-chat

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keen nova
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Oi lads, what xenos (in and out of 40k) would you say is the most misanthropic? I would prefer it but Like, it doesn't have to be explicitly stated. As long as TOTAl HOMIND DEATH seems to be on their on their docket.

(I don't have a good meme for this, so just settle for whatever the hell this is)

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While I would say that their ambassadors would have been cool.for deceptions, it did seem silly (nids)

Honestly, don't see why they don't just perfect the genestealer model until it takes over everything.

surreal nest
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I have to break the news but you would be one of them ☹️

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Be an AOS fan or explode its kinda the only good ending!

arctic talon
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What if I like both

surreal nest
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I don't feel like many Xenos directly have like genuine HATRED for any race as bad as humans do for every xenos or necrons for humanity

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maybe druhkari but idk shit about them

keen nova
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"We've exterminated all life on this planet once before...and we will do so again!" - Necron Pairah, Dawn of War, dark crusade

lament shoal
storm jungle
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its not even that

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they KNEW it was fruitless

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but tradition demanded they had to try it

keen nova
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Such gamers, they were gaming so hard

lament shoal
storm jungle
surreal nest
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I bet druhkari then

storm jungle
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Dark Eldar dont even care

surreal nest
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all of my clams and no knowledge

surreal nest
storm jungle
surreal nest
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But I just bet all of my clams

storm jungle
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go back to the Krusty Krab loser

storm jungle
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But yeah its absolutely necrons

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they literally have an aneurysm when they see humans attempt to fight them

lament shoal
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"Ew a bug."

storm jungle
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their honest reaction btw

keen nova
storm jungle
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Dawn of War?

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they've always been like that lol

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also Nids dont avoid them, the Hivemind just knows bothering with necrons isnt largely fruitful for biomass and is a waste.

dire loom
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Sorry, Sah. I'll try.

storm jungle
dire loom
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Sorry, won't happen again, Sah..

dire loom
lament shoal
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Be nice to the ogryn he's trying his best

storm jungle
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no

dire loom
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My coworkers say the same thing. Lol

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So I'm used to it.

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Is it possible to have Necrons that use red lights instead of the normal green or is green mandatory for lore reasons?

storm jungle
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Theres canon necrons with different lights so yes

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The Maynarkh Dynasty for example got orange lights because they harvest the stars of their local system as a power source for their weapons and bodies

arctic talon
dire loom
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I now know what to do.

arctic talon
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TLDR use whatever colors you want

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lol

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I've seen pink, purple, yellow and a whole lot of other colors

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commonly

lament shoal
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Fellas is this lore accurate

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Gamer necron

arctic talon
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ngl I have no clue what the logistics behind the glowy bits are

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so idfk

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lol

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but GW never paints necrons with multiple dif lights on the same "bit"

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if that makes sense

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like Body is always one color glow

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weapon is always one color glory

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also this person didn't thin their white enough smh

nocturne crest
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So odd question, but have Psyker marines on a bike or as a tank commando ever happened before?

arctic talon
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Bike yes

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Tank no

celest cedar
opaque coyote
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Orange does actually look good on them

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Also does that mean that I could make like

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RGB Necrons and it technically wouldn't break any lore

surreal nest
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For every necron dynasty we have seen there are trillions we havent

rose thorn
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need a name for a city that suffers from every natural disaster 24/7

sacred ginkgo
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If its 40k you can just be like an official writer and call it Cataclysm

lament shoal
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Planet Florida

rose thorn
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thats your only flordia/calfornia joke

rose thorn
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i cant think of a pun on cataclysm

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clysm's call?

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huh yeah taht works

cyan merlin
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If the mechanicus cult grew powerful enough could they create an actual machine chaos god in the warp

pulsar stump
shadow plover
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Funny thing is that the Bayou dude's only knowledge from Warhammer is from Dawn of War

arctic talon
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mostly

sweet basin
pulsar stump
arctic talon
sweet basin
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Or is it never explained?

arctic talon
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he's on Tertium doing someting

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iirc

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I don't think we know anything beyond that

shadow plover
sweet basin
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Anyone want to tell me about there favorite space marine chapter?

arctic talon
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lol

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Considering they got a total rewrite

pulsar stump
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Dawn of War 3 doesn't exist.
We got a shitty Reskin of DOTA and that was it.

arctic talon
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Dawn of War 3 unfortunately does exist

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even if the game plays like shit lol

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the ingame aesthetic of the game is w/e to me

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looks like a bunch of painted minis lol

pulsar stump
arctic talon
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Does it lol

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I genuinely don't remember the plot of DoW 3

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and I didn't do all the DoW 2 campaigns either lol

pulsar stump
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And since Dawn of War 2 was actually good, it's canon takes precedent over the 40k DOTA Reskin.

arctic talon
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okay

celest dome
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People that try to just deny that a bad game exist in a series just come out as childish

arctic talon
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but what in the plot makes it impossible

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lol

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could you explain

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I'm actually curious

pulsar stump
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A few plot points in Dawn of War 3 simply ignore the events of Dawn of War 2.

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So I'm ignoring Dawn of War 3 because it's too shit to make those retcons.

arctic talon
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for retribution I've done CWE, Chaos, Space Marines and Orks

arctic talon
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I fucking forgor

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its been like

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5 or 6 years since I've played DoW 2's campaigns lol

pulsar stump
arctic talon
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fucks sake

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lol

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ah well whatever lol

pulsar stump
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It's like if you took C.S. Goto's approach to writing and made it into a Video Game.

shadow plover
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you keep talking but saying nothing

pulsar stump
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That's because you're too new to understand a single goddamn thing I'm talking about.

shadow plover
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we don't disagree on DoW 3 being shit but you don't answer any of the questions given to you

pulsar stump
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I might as well be speaking Sumerian to you.

pulsar stump
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I don't need to answer any questions when the answer is just sat there.

In the form of a shit-filled dumpster fire.

arctic talon
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the 40k ones

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lol

pulsar stump
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When something is Common Knowledge, a man is not obliged to explain it.

shadow plover
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And you keep trying to insist you are the oldest grognard in the fandom when most of here have been in the know far longer than you

arctic talon
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Anyways they should have just completely removed Pariah's from the DoW 1 remaster replacing them with Lychguard and not commented on the change at all

arctic talon
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irl

shadow plover
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I know a plenty

pulsar stump
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Doubt it.

shadow plover
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My coworker literally brought his RT books to work not too long ago

arctic talon
pulsar stump
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I may not be the oldest Grognard alive, but I was press-ganged into it by one of said Grognards.

arctic talon
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well

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not that old

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but they're in their 50's

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lol

pulsar stump
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I was 4 years old when I got dragged into Warhammer by a Family Member.
Because they needed a Guardsman Meatshield for the Retinue.

arctic talon
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what edition

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lol

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I'm curious

pulsar stump
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Couple of years after 3rd came out.
Which I immediately got absorbed by once the Press-Ganging concluded itself.

arctic talon
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did you get forced to paint plastic

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lol

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bcs I'm not sure wtf else they'd have you doing at 4

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other then showing you the game

pulsar stump
arctic talon
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Were guard pewter in 3e

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actually

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the armagedon ones were

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nvm

pulsar stump
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Pewter started to disappear around 5th

arctic talon
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well yeah

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but it was a mix

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some of the stuff in 3e was def plastic

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I know that for sure lol

pulsar stump
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It was a clusterfuck of Pewter, Shitty Resin & Plastic.

arctic talon
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Actually wait were Cadians the first plastic lol

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for guard

pulsar stump
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Sometimes Rubber too.

arctic talon
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they actually might fucking be

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lol

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literally have never seen a rubber mini

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from GW

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I've only ever seen pewter/resin/plastic

pulsar stump
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Might've been defective resin.

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Fuck knows.

arctic talon
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nvm first plastic minis for guard were Catachan infantry

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lol

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Steel legion were all fuckin pewter

pulsar stump
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Sometimes a mini would just be bendy like crafting rubber.

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No idea why.

arctic talon
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Sounds like fucked up resin

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that didn't cure right

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I've gotten stuff like that before from other companies

cyan merlin
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This chat keeps blowing up the moment I don’t have time to engage ;-;

sour hornet
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wild magic sorcerer just turn everyone in the battle into a cat or a dog

cyan merlin
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Wwwwhat

sour hornet
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look at my fucking shadowheart dog 🥀 💔

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wild magic is the biggest meme

sweet basin
opaque coyote
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The key to having a good life in 40k

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Fuck Commissar Cain ASAP

pulsar stump
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That's because he has Meta-Luck kept in check by his Imposter Syndrome.

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The fact that he can back it up by beating a Hive Tyrant's ass in melee helps a bit too.

opaque coyote
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But he's too busy thinking about the luck part to notice the skill

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To be fair, I doubt many would if they somehow managed to survive the bullshit Cain goes through

pulsar stump
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He can literally beat the brakes off an Astarte Captain sector-renowned for his swordsmanship and play it off as "got lucky"

Despite the fact that the marine is WhatTheFuck-ing about how One-Sided the duel was.

opaque coyote
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I don't think it was one sided. But the Marine was genuinely surprised

pulsar stump
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It was extremely One-Sided.
Even with Cain holding back.

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The man arguably the single best swordsman in the galaxy.

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And he gaslights himself into thinking he's not.

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And he's gaslighting you into thinking it too.

burnt maple
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From what I remember, the space marine was fucking around with Cain, what earned him a dent on the armour, which he said he will never have repaired as a reminder to never underestimate any opponent.

cyan merlin
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I’m starting a new cult in 40k

opaque coyote
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Oh yeah also

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Crazy Dave > Emperor

celest cedar
rocky gale
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She ascended

dapper gyro
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Magic

rocky gale
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The classic Warhammer quest models are peak

tough haven
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Admech 2 demo is out

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I want it so bad, but I should wait until it’s all the way out so I can fully experience things

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Cause I might just frustrate myself when I can’t enjoy more of it

queen laurel
celest dome
tough haven
shadow plover
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it's like 30 minutes

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you'll get two fights per side iirc

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a couple events in between fights

tough haven
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Oh

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Ok so probably not

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I kinda already get how the game is gonna be

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Will still download for steam
stats though

shadow plover
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probably the most interesting aspect about it was how the two factions differ to play with

tough haven
spring cairn
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adress me warden

tough haven
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@storm jungle

celest dome
tough haven
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Perhaps I will give it a go

storm jungle
sacred bluff
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I dreamt about fighting a horde of tyranids and some traitor marines. The tyranids didn't look like the current ones, cause i guess this was my brains first try creating them, but the marines looked good

storm jungle
shadow plover
storm jungle
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if I legit gotta see another "I know more than you idiots" message im gonna go berserk

queen laurel
wintry cloud
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I actually have a good question:

my friend was bugging me that the death star in star wars is more powerful than any weapon the imperium has (exterminatus) as the death star blows up planets in seconds, and it doesn’t crack the surface of the earth like an exterminatus does.

Is this true? Does the imperium have a big planet obliterater laser beam that legit blows the planet in one blow?

crystal forum
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wild

storm jungle
wintry cloud
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Guess he’s right

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But he doesn’t have necrons RT_Necron

storm jungle
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Necrons are another league yeah

tough haven
storm jungle
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one dynasty literally has a deathstar in table format

queen laurel
wintry cloud
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Aeonic orb, celestial orrery, breath of the gods

tough haven
wintry cloud
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Ctan shard which is basically galactus

tough haven
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Trazyn sees cadia is about to be attacked by chaos with the orrery, realizes the price of first edition Cadians is about to skyrocket, rushes over to collect as many as he can

crystal forum
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GW isn't even going for copyright infringement anymore

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"unfair competition" holy fuck

crystal forum
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it's terrifying

storm jungle
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its classic corpo-stuff

tough haven
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Evil ass corporation

celest dome
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What ground are they suing on ?

storm jungle
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People will say its immoral while the main warhammer customer-base will keep buying.

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Basically just another nothing-burger incident nobody will remember

crystal forum
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the fact that his models can be used to proxy in 40k

crystal forum
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shut up dilara this is way worse than usual

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this could set precedent that any third party model can be take down

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literally anything

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they don't even have to look like space marines

celest dome
crystal forum
storm jungle
crystal forum
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these are some of their models

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literally what GW is going for here is that if you make a model that somebody can use in their games then they can take you down

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regardless of copyright infrigement

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it's batshit insane

storm jungle
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Idk why this is a shock

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they'd have eventually always gonna do this

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they are completely aware 3rd party people do their job to a large extent

crystal forum
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what matters here is if they succeed and set legal precedent

storm jungle
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They probably will.

crystal forum
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not if the community wakes tf up

wintry cloud
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This isn’t anything new, gw has been hyper agressive over their IP since 2010

storm jungle
crystal forum
storm jungle
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like im not taking GWs side but im sorry none of the larger community at large gives a shit about this stuff

crystal forum
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this has nothing to do with copyright

storm jungle
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they just go to the store to buy space marines

crystal forum
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what they're saying here is if you make a model that somebody can use in their games then that's unfair business and you can be sued

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it can literally be any model at all

celest dome
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Some of those models are quite similars

wintry cloud
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They are very similair

storm jungle
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^

crystal forum
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again copyright infringement is not what they're going for

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if it's a copyright case then that requires a lot of proof from GW's part that the model intentionally deceives the customer

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but GW is circumventing that by saying no it's actually unfair business

celest dome
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Which it can be considered to be the case.
As the models are only sold by being proxi to warhammer stuff

dapper gyro
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If they make exception for small ones, it would make it much harder to stop larger scale of production.

wintry cloud
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I think alot these legal issues are alot more than “GW evil” like people scream alot about.

dapper gyro
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GW did go too far, but for some thing as easy to reproduce, I understand their reasoning.

crystal forum
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it's a horrible precedent if it passes through since anything could be considered unfair business

storm jungle
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he is creating and selling minis that are "totally not warhammer in disguise" and has been caught. A lot of the range of models he's produced look like they'd slot in to various 40K and AoS armies as replacements for existing models.
TL;DR IP infringement.

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Like corporations are bad but dont cry when your almost exact minis get accused of being similiar to an already selling official product.

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Chapter House did the exact same shit and they have become the sacrificial lamb to incidents like tihs.

crystal forum
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how many times do i have to say this is not an IP issue

storm jungle
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It is to them.

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This isnt that complex.

crystal forum
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chapter house was literally using copyrighted/trademarked names and was sued on those grounds

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again this is much more insidious than it looks

dapper gyro
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With all of the books and stuff that GW put into with very little return, mostly to boost their plastic sells, is quite a big investment.

crystal forum
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if i make a tank that has roughly the same size as a leman russ i could be fucking sued

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by GW's logic

dapper gyro
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If all of the fanfic authors and "recasters" put their effort together to make their own platform, GW can't do shit.

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But then they run into the issue of "It is not Warhammer".

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They don't have the PR of GW.

wintry cloud
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Every large billion dollar company protects their ip, whether big or small.

storm jungle
tough haven
crystal forum
tough haven
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Cause I hate to break it to you but practically anything can be used as a model

crystal forum
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finally somebody with common fucking sense

storm jungle
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This guy was 100% asked to stop

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and he 100% ignored it lol

tough haven
crystal forum
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he was "asked" to forfeit 90% of his intellectual property

storm jungle
crystal forum
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which he worked for

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so?

dapper gyro
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Try to do some spiderman animation/cinematic and see if Sony is after your asses.

crystal forum
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just because a company wants to sue you doesn't mean they're right dilara

storm jungle
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I mean they are technically right.

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you are skimming off the stuff they make

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im not advocating for GW, this is literally just simple logic lol

crystal forum
crystal forum
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they straight up want to ignore IP laws and just sue you directly

dapper gyro
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WH is GW's game, they can do whatever they want in their game.

dapper gyro
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Next would be mod allowed into some competitive games because mod is allowed in the base game...?

crystal forum
dapper gyro
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(Look Counter Strike and its decades of mods)

storm jungle
near wasp
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GW already doesn't allow 3rd party models and parts in there game

storm jungle
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stop blowing up over:

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"THEY ARE COMING FOR US" nonsense

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nobody gives a shit

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nothing is happening

near wasp
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Majorkill is shaking

tough haven
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Corporations are going to do what they want, always have and always will

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This is not shocking

crystal forum
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this literally can be stopped is the thing

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if they fail in court which very well can happen

tough haven
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How so?

dapper gyro
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Majorkill was originally calling his model "fanmade decoration".

crystal forum
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like i keep saying this is insane overreach

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they could easily be defeated in court

storm jungle
crystal forum
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the guy just needs to hire a good lawyer

storm jungle
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I mean

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you can say that about any legal case

wintry cloud
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Good luck with that

storm jungle
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the issue is he prob cant

crystal forum
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that's why he's asking for donations

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you didnt even click the video

storm jungle
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Hes also on tape himself for saying he was warned with a cease-desist and didnt listen, which is not a good look.

wintry cloud
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Lawyer against a billion dollar company that’s very used to the law at this point

storm jungle
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my realisation was very grim when I grew up to realise court cases entirely depend on how much your lawyer can bullshit their way out of a case for their client and not about actual justice

near wasp
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Sual Goodman moment

dapper gyro
queen laurel
storm jungle
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got a guy who murdered a postman in his office out of jail with ultra-bail money

sacred bluff
crystal forum
dapper gyro
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Robot boobies?

shadow plover
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is this hulabaloo about the recent US lawyers going ham on GW adjacent properties

storm jungle
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nah

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just a guy who got caught selling proxies

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jay can explain it lol

shadow plover
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but was he caught by the US lawfirm

crystal forum
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also if this goes through legally trench crusade could be taken down for unfair business lol

storm jungle
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No?

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thats not how this works

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💀

crystal forum
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god you dont read

storm jungle
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I do

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im gonna fucking drown you in a bathtub

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but pizza break brb

dapper gyro
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Can someone just give a link to their store so people can judge...

shadow plover
dapper gyro
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It is all talk, but no pic for some reason.

near wasp
queen laurel
shadow plover
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oh they've got a literal "steam tank"

near wasp
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Those are very warhammer

shadow plover
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like, it sucks that they're being sued and all but this isn't very defensible

dapper gyro
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If you want to make money from using extremely close to the things that someone else made... Well, it is not easy.

queen laurel
near wasp
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Oh hey mark

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Very chainsword chainsword

wintry cloud
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Do not make monetization that is comically similar to a billion dollar company

Simple as.

dapper gyro
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There are hundreds of people making stuff like this online, and 99% them make it as hobby for free and not business like this one guy.

wintry cloud
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It’s like you’re putting a giant red mark on your forehead

queen laurel
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this is literally just a dwarf slayer

storm jungle
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its how other 3rd party companies that print "not-warhammer" shit got away with it for a decade.

rocky gale
dapper gyro
queen laurel
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oops

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hold on

queen laurel
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Yeah I'm not even gonna say anything this is 1 is just gonna kill them on court the moment GW pulls this out

storm jungle
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Lmao dude

storm jungle
dapper gyro
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So you eat pizza, I thought you eat people souls.

rocky gale
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Stuff them in the crust

raven stone
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Soul pizza

dapper gyro
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You ladies are creative.

raven stone
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Commorragh specialty

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Emotional flavours evailable on order

queen laurel
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man it's better to marinate them in suffering

remote wadi
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Honestly GW as the right to go after proxies

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Since proxies are just potential future designs

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Also if you put the files for free not sale GW couldn't stop you

near wasp
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It's the making money off them gw doesn't like

remote wadi
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We in the stage were artists sell on commission

near wasp
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I mean also there might be a way to sell models as long as GW gets royalties but that'd be discussed via lawyers but it's technically possible

remote wadi
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You don't need to sell stls close to another company

near wasp
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These people just don't wanna cut in ge

remote wadi
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You can just advertise what you modelled already and commission

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Also modeling is what we call a privilege job

remote wadi
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As in this isn't necessary for society to work

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This is passion

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So don't expect the gov to protect it

sacred bluff
spring cairn
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i guess not

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always hear dumb shit about him

near wasp
sacred bluff
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he got lucky and his career was given to him, none of it was built by him

near wasp
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Isn't his uncle chenk from the young turks

sacred bluff
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yea, he's a nepo baby

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parents were rich and his uncle put him on his show

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then other people gave him a chance and helped him get a greater reach

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now he just platforms terrorist and supports terrorist groups.

rose thorn
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40k players NEEDED an article series explaining how to play the fucking game and do basic things like, movement onto objectives

At the end of the edition.

sacred bluff
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just use ruler nod

near wasp
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Git gud

rose thorn
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If the series released at the start of the edition I’d get it

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But 10th is ending in a few months

remote wadi
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Noooo

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I'm not ready for 11th edition

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( they gonna nerf tau again and force me more into chaos)

rose thorn
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i think ive heard almost literally nothing nice about 10th edition besides "they didnt completely ruin X faction by giving them a good army rule before taking away everything else"

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oh yeah grotmas, the release of grotmas in concept is great

remote wadi
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There's one good thing about 10 edition

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Chaos space marine factions are more diverse

sacred bluff
radiant lance
remote wadi
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No

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Diversity of units goddamit

near wasp
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He lives in Cali and I urge everybody to report Hassan to animal rights groups and such

sacred bluff
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let em cook..

near wasp
rose thorn
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yeah krieg fans and rust players have a pretty large specific cross over...

near wasp
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It's gonna make a lot of money

rose thorn
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A Hazmat Suit skin with the classic Krieg gas mask and trench coat look.

A rugged field pack for the survivalist soldier.

A brutal chainsaw reskin in the style of a classic chainsword – which looks quite a lot like the one from that epic Kill Team trailer.

A hardy Death Korps-style shotgun with real stopping power.

Two Krieg-styled storage barrels to hold all your stuff.

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OH YEAH

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THE KILLTEAM TRAILER

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FOR THE KILLTEAM

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THAT NO LONGER HAS RULES

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AHAHAHAAHHAHA

dapper gyro
valid needle
dapper gyro
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I don't like dog because they run everywhere, so I don't get a dog in the 1st place.

near wasp
surreal nest
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Why would this be the one case he decides to zap a dog

near wasp
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What are you even saying

surreal nest
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How the fuck are you unable to pull a conclusion from two sentences

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I'm not arguing with anybody about this, but verify where you get your information from. Because its largely from far right content creators

spring cairn
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you WILL love the dkok

#

It's the ONLY other regiment besides cadians

near wasp
#

Holy fuck animal abuse is not a matter of right versus left

surreal nest
#

Did you read the part where I said im not engaging with this and urged you to check who is spreading information

near wasp
#

Spreading the information??????

#

Bro it's a fucking video

surreal nest
#

Ok you're just being obtuse

#

Genuinely shut up

near wasp
#

Bro it's a fucking clip on twitch from his fucking channel

#

What's there to say. That the right wing planted the clip on his channel????

#

Genuinely bro

#

What????

storm jungle
#

What in the goddamn-

surreal nest
#

Yeah idk feel like im not even arguing and just telling people the head of this investigation is XQC and Asmongold

storm jungle
#

Alright guys cool it off

spring cairn
#

permission to heat it up sir

storm jungle
#

Its okay to hate Hassan but the dog shocking stuff is staregryn

surreal nest
#

Straight up astroturfing

spring cairn
#

the only thing you should get out of this is that twitch streamers are mostly all dipshits

surreal nest
surreal nest
#

NorthenLion

surreal nest
#

If he called me to war I am coming back with purple hearts

#

Plural

surreal nest
spring cairn
#

wayne, nl, ster, jerma and joel

storm jungle
#

kill hassan for being hassan

spring cairn
#

that's my safe list

surreal nest
spring cairn
#

no?

near wasp
spring cairn
#

he never streamed daily iirc

surreal nest
queen laurel
#

he seems to be an enigma that just exists

near wasp
#

It's a buzzword saying that everything being said is deceptive

surreal nest
# spring cairn no?

Oh I thought he announced he was going to spend way more time with Ludwig's company

storm jungle
#

Anyway basically dont get so heated over dumbass streamers

spring cairn
#

idk i don't watch regularly

surreal nest
spring cairn
#

hey as much as dkok is overdone, the rust shit actually looks good

surreal nest
#

I'm a stream recap andy

spring cairn
#

for actual real

queen laurel
surreal nest
near wasp
surreal nest
#

Hybrid abrams isnt working anymore!

spring cairn
#

i use salty's abrams exclusively

#

so not really

surreal nest
#

What rank are you?

spring cairn
#

it's my first moba so i'm ritualist

surreal nest
#

"Its my first moba" bro is in a higher rank than me and ive played every moba

spring cairn
#

but tbh i'm p sure i've tagged with every single rank in the game

#

because the mm is genuine ass

surreal nest
#

Its atrocious

#

Genuinely

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Some of the worst ive ever seen

#

But I think its bugged?

storm jungle
surreal nest
#

Im about to promote out of alchemist

spring cairn
#

who literally can't rank up

surreal nest
#

Oh

near wasp
surreal nest
#

Do you get a lot of smurfs in your games?

dapper gyro
surreal nest
#

I get like "Haze Player 73"

surreal nest
#

But also my animals swarm around me and sit there for hours when im playing games so I dont really see that as a reason

near wasp
surreal nest
#

Im like a fucking cult leader

#

I so much as extend my hand and I have a 13 pound cat doing gymnastics

spring cairn
#

match rank distribution

surreal nest
#

How do I check this shit out

spring cairn
#

50% of the playerbase is initiate

surreal nest
#

Oh

sacred bluff
surreal nest
sacred bluff
#

He definitely shocked the dog

surreal nest
#

Man I dont give a fuck shut up im not going to engage

near wasp
#

Then stop replying to it

surreal nest
#

Stop responding

sacred bluff
#

You're not gonna engage if we show proof of the collar he used?

spring cairn
#

bf6 tomorrow

sacred bluff
#

You would rather sit there and believe it didn't happen

#

🙄

surreal nest
near wasp
#

Kingmaker was supposed to come out yesterday but it got delayedddddd

surreal nest
#

They always do

spring cairn
#

whenever they release venator

surreal nest
#

THATS LIKE A YEAR FROM NOW

near wasp
#

@storm jungle also I watched the lasombra trailer for vtmb2 and now I'm kinda hyped for the game. The writing seems good

#

"your my elder the fuck am I gonna teach you how to use a DVR"

storm jungle
#

Im holding my arms crossed

near wasp
#

I'm also glad the games gonna touch on how lasombra used to be sabbat

#

Yeah it's gonna be different than bloodlines one but at this point as long as the dialogue is good I'll be happy since let's be honest nobody plays bloodline 1 for the combat

limpid granite
#

Im fucking dead LOL

limpid granite
#

LOL

sacred bluff
#

nothing

storm jungle
#

Wrong.

#

You go to hell BEFORE you die.

crystal forum
#

thank you mario

storm jungle
#

Hes a sage for the ages

crystal forum
#

i'm glad we have returned to the age where the plumber brothers are two greaseball italians from new york

paper haven
#

What else would they be?

crystal forum
#

i didn't grow up with mario speaking

paper haven
#

Wahoo

near wasp
storm jungle
near wasp
#

Lol

hallow saddle
#

all 12 of us iron hands enjoyers loving life right now

storm jungle
#

holy shit For Honor character

paper haven
#

I keep forgetting that the Iron Hands exist

remote wadi
#

(I'm joking)

paper haven
#

I always think that they're just Black Templars with a lot of cybernetics

hallow saddle
#

kind of, theyre not religious nuts tho

near wasp
#

My poor lawbringer can only take so much

paper haven
#

Don't they worship machines?

#

Same thing, really

near wasp
#

The flesh is weak vulcan

paper haven
#

Wait, no. It's nothing but ads over there.

remote wadi
storm jungle
near wasp
#

What it feels like to chew five gum

remote wadi
#

Next question

paper haven
#

Ai controlled advertisments trained on ai generated content for bots

hallow saddle
#

like they're not holy as in the mechanicus

#

but if ur making a successor you can totally make them like religious cyborg nutjobs

paper haven
remote wadi
#

As a bilist I shall say

hallow saddle
#

which would rock

remote wadi
#

We love anyone that is focusing on evolution

#

We just differ on what we see as it

paper haven
#

All roads lead to religious nutjobs

#

It is our natural state

remote wadi
#

Nah bilism is about humanity

#

There's no gods

surreal nest
remote wadi
#

Only tools to use for our survival

#

You call them gods

#

I call them deamon dispensers

storm jungle
remote wadi
surreal nest
storm jungle
#

that guy isnt being tased

#

hes being literally sent to cyber-hell to be tortured forever

surreal nest
#

Shugoki?

#

Shugoki goes to heaven

surreal nest
#

Oh you sent a cyberlame meme I was tazing you for sending for honor

storm jungle
surreal nest
remote wadi
surreal nest
rocky gale
surreal nest
remote wadi
#

Noice

#

I still have mhrise waiting for me to finish the master rank

surreal nest
#

I really couldn't get into MHrise tbh and i say that as a longstanding fan

#

I just couldn't get used to the wirebug

remote wadi
#

Fair

#

I liked worlds weapons more

#

But rise is more fast paced tho

surreal nest
#

Yeah I do enjoy that about Rise. Worlds was legendary

#

I wish Wilds didn't get rid of the tracking mechanic and actually following their footsteps and claw marks

young pecan
#

I'm sure a lot of it is Women Near You ads though

#

At least IIRC

storm jungle
#

its basically the Warp

#

but arguably about as equally worse lol

surreal nest
#

cyberpunk lore goes so hard

storm jungle
#

its fucking great

surreal nest
#

Would the game make me smile

storm jungle
#

Yes.

#

im replaying it now after having finished it on launch

#

its peak

surreal nest
#

Damn like fr?

storm jungle
#

Yeah and i say this as having went into it being all:

#

"Ughhh I dont wanna play this"

surreal nest
#

I played it on launch on a fucking playstation so like...it didnt work

storm jungle
#

LOL

#

yeah the game is much better now

#

also just gorgeous

surreal nest
#

Is it still kinda difficult to run?

storm jungle
#

I dont think so? It depends on yoru PC I guess

#

deffo no darktide levels imo

dapper gyro
#

Upload ads on the Admech main frame.

surreal nest
#

Its actually fucking amazing how poorly darktide runs on everything

#

I have been through two PC upgrades and I probably went up 6 frames

crystal forum
#

dangerously standard equipment for an iron hand main character

surreal nest
#

Gotta choose between black ops 7 or cyberpunk...

rocky gale
#

That's a power pillar right there

surreal nest
#

im just kidding attack anybody who buys black ops 7

rocky gale
#

There's a 7th one?

crystal forum
#

and the answer is yes

surreal nest
surreal nest
#

and ngl the multiplayer was kinda fun but no way im buying that shit

crystal forum
#

wait i thought bo6 came out not even a year ago

surreal nest
#

EXACTLY a year ago as of this month!

storm jungle
#

They are pumping slop out

near wasp
#

It's the same game every year

surreal nest
#

It

crystal forum
#

you know shit's bad when they aren't treating black ops like the step child anymore

surreal nest
#

It's literally like me playing Game Dev Tycoon

#

I just keep making the same thing and I keep making millions

crystal forum
#

and ive just now realized that black ops is the longest running cod series

#

despite half of the games being forgotten immediately

storm jungle
#

everything basically ended after Black Ops 2

#

at least to me lol

surreal nest
#

I don't think any sequel should ever go past 4 in my honest opinion

crystal forum
#

4 has literally been men in blacked

#

nobody talks about 4

storm jungle
#

YEP

#

Also died on launch

#

lol

surreal nest
#

If you're getting past 4 games in a franchise just start doing like spin offs and shit

#

like Zelda

near wasp
#

They won't even bring back the best mode dmz

rocky gale
#

I played Black Ops and Black Ops cold War. Those are the two I've played

near wasp
#

Cowards

crystal forum
#

cold war made a splash when it came out because memes

#

onion

storm jungle
#

play BO2

surreal nest
rocky gale
#

Cold War was peak

storm jungle
#

its not

#

its lame

surreal nest
#

I very much enjoyed cold war

crystal forum
#

i like cold war at first but got bored

#

the zombies was fun for a while because it actually tried new stuff

surreal nest
dapper gyro
#

Shitting on cod yet still playing it.

storm jungle
crystal forum
#

but every cold war zombies map feels the exact same

near wasp
#

Only thing I hate about black ops two is in zombies you die to like two hits

surreal nest
crystal forum
#

and you just end up grinding customizations

rocky gale
#

Custom character in campaign and I get dialogue options and can choose missions

dapper gyro
#

I stopped after og MW3.

rocky gale
#

Peak

#

I love my Blorbo Bell

crystal forum
near wasp
#

Also ghosts was fun and I'm tired of pretending it wasnh

storm jungle
#

only the ending matters and thats like hours away lol

rocky gale
#

Na lame

storm jungle
rocky gale
#

Cold War peak

crystal forum
#

like activion completely forgot that cod is only remebered for its campaigns

storm jungle
#

BO2 options actually effect the story

#

its great

#

yall mfers dont know SHIT

rocky gale
#

I didn't play 2 so obviously its a bad game

crystal forum
#

2 was great

storm jungle
#

you didnt play anything stinky

#

get out of my class

crystal forum
#

the zombies maps are meh but the good ones redeem

#

die rise sucks ass

surreal nest
#

BO2 had Origins right?? And Buried??

#

BANGER maps

crystal forum
#

and mob of the dead

surreal nest
#

OH YEAH

dark moon
storm jungle
#

literlaly EVERY zombies map on BO2 was peak

#

it was the perfect case of experimentalism

rocky gale
#

All zombies after original Black ops is cringe

surreal nest
#

Ok mob of the dead is hands down the best zombies map ever

#

Like genuinely

crystal forum
#

tranzit

surreal nest
#

I LIKED TRANZIT

storm jungle
storm jungle
near wasp
crystal forum
#

you only like tranzit because of survival town

surreal nest
dark moon
surreal nest
crystal forum
#

i used to like buried until i became an adult

surreal nest
#

Buried is fire pipe down

crystal forum
#

and realized i only liked the guns and special stuff

crystal forum
#

the map itself sucks

crystal forum
#

sadly

surreal nest
#

Why is black ops 2 60 dollars

#

I was actually about to buy it

crystal forum
#

activision never reduces prices

near wasp
#

Because fools like me still buy it

crystal forum
#

on any of their games

surreal nest
#

I want to play origins now what the fuck I hate whoever brought up zombies

crystal forum
surreal nest
#

Oh my god I forgot black ops 2 had the skatepark map that map is FIRE

surreal nest
#

Am I stupid?

crystal forum
#

no its bo2

#

but bo3 has a vintage pack

#

with all the good older maps

surreal nest
#

Ohh

crystal forum
#

like moon, ascension, origins

surreal nest
#

Which COD had the dogshit map that was like Stalingard but with dragons

crystal forum
#

sadly only origins from bo2

surreal nest
#

Ok ascension is fire

crystal forum
#

prob because origins was supposed to be released in bo3 or something

surreal nest
#

I enjoyed the Castle map in BO3

crystal forum
#

since it exploded by xbox360 back in the day

#

also origins in bo3 has some missing easter eggs

#

and is 100000 times easier due to bobblegums

surreal nest
#

Was Revelations any good?

crystal forum
#

that's the last bo3 map right

surreal nest
surreal nest
#

The one with like the dark aether

crystal forum
#

all i remember of revelations is it ran on 15fps on consoles

dapper gyro
#

I save my money for larping. Gaming in Canada is too expensive.

crystal forum
#

who asked

#

literally what does this have to do with anything

surreal nest
#

Ive lowk always wanted to try Black ops 4's boat zombie map it looked cool

#

Voyage of Despair

#

I also kinda really liked advanced warfare zombies

crystal forum
surreal nest
#

Thats such a badass goal

crystal forum
#

but yeah activision's price model keeps pushing me away

surreal nest
#

Do they ever go on sale?

crystal forum
#

also im very lazy

#

yeah but at most like 20%

surreal nest
#

Holy fuck yeah

#

The lowest they go is 20 dollars historically

#

WTF

crystal forum
#

you're better off getting a key from a third party seller

#

since those games are from the era where steam keys were still popular

surreal nest
#

Very true

crystal forum
#

i still have to do the shadows of evil easter egg and revelations

#

i did gorod krovi with my cousin half a year ago

#

thx for reminding me

surreal nest
#

Was shadows of evil the occultist type vibe?

crystal forum
surreal nest
#

YESSS

#

I really liked that one

crystal forum
#

i think it's a massive tonal shift for the zombies maps

#

and i absolutely despise the turn into eldritch that the series took from that game onwards

surreal nest
#

Really?? I mean actually yeah it kinda spiraled

#

I really dont like the whole dark aether storyline

crystal forum
#

it tries to do scary monsters

#

the zombies plot worked so much better when we didn't know what was going on mostly

#

which is why i think bo3 is where the series started to decline narratively

#

it wanted to connect the dots way too hard

#

like keep in mind that the lore before this was that nazi germany fucked with ancient forbidden technology and accidentally turned a little girl into a god like being who's batshit insane and wants to kill everyone

surreal nest
#

The whole moon arc in black ops 1 was amazing

crystal forum
#

yeah

surreal nest
#

They turned zombies into an expanded universe lol

crystal forum
#

literally yeah

#

they MCU'd it

surreal nest
#

A genuine tragedy

crystal forum
#

the part that sucks the most to me is that the ultimis crew was a good idea to revive the story

#

origins revived the story

#

then in bo3 you literally start the game by killing off the old richtofen

#

the game essentially telling you that the old call of duty zombies is dead and you're going to bury it

languid meadow
#

the federal gov is challenging the NWC

crystal forum
#

no more cartoonish stereotypical characters

#

now there's deep and profound ultimis crew

#

idk i just have mixed feelings about bo3

#

it's not all bad

storm jungle
languid meadow
#

Not Withstanding clause basically it allows provincial govs to ignore a bunch of shit from feds to pass laws and bills

#

that's super oversimplified but that's the jist

languid meadow
#

It being added to our constitution was a condition for it going through

storm jungle
#

just as I watch watching 2077's video on "How the US collapsed".

Brilliant timing : )

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

its just the boring version

#

lol

queen laurel
obtuse locust
#

Sorry, what does Black Ops 3 or NWC have to do with 40K lore?

sacred ginkgo
#

Nothing at all

sacred ginkgo
#

This is general 3

storm jungle
#

also the times we are living in rn are literally a part of 40k lore technically speaking

#

the Emperor is out there

queen laurel
#

nothing at all we are just human beings that like talking about random topics from time to time

crystal forum
#

guys the guy who literally joined today tells us to go back to talking about space marines

#

we must obey

storm jungle
#

LMAO

celest dome
queen laurel
#

Pfffft good one

storm jungle
#

theorychat?

sacred ginkgo
crystal forum
#

all channels are gen chat in this server

queen laurel
#

fair

storm jungle
# sacred ginkgo Zealot chat

I literally had to ban a guy from there yesterday who posted ||video of a guy playing in a tank of liquid human feces||

#

that entire chat should be put to the fucking torch

#

lol

languid meadow
#

Fyre

sacred ginkgo
#

Fyre had a habit of flying real fucking close to the sun at all times

queen laurel
languid meadow
#

Also fyre getting banned was the reason I figured out that Clad got banned

rocky gale
# storm jungle its just the boring version

Yea it's the cyberpunk where you've got to pay a subscription service to Bezos to buy anything, a subscription to Musk to be able to drive the car you bought and a subscription to Zuckerberg so your glasses are the right perscription, while working 50 hours and week and being unable to afford bread.

sacred ginkgo
#

Clad getting banned was amazing

crystal forum
#

what the fuck

queen laurel
sacred ginkgo
#

Aside from the reason why

storm jungle
#

Clad was literally unhinged

celest cedar
#

oh yea always knew Fyre was a fucking weirdo 💀

storm jungle
#

bro was advocating for western colonialism

sacred ginkgo
#

What a terminal Ironhelm addiction does to a mf

languid meadow
#

I mean he posted Russian propaganda months ago in a diff server that was my reason for distrusting him

celest cedar
#

man I was there in that convo

languid meadow
#

also what the fuck

storm jungle
crystal forum
queen laurel
#

Or is everything currently stable

rocky gale
#

He was also like outright saying that like the Irish famine was necessary for society to advance

sacred ginkgo
#

Always

crystal forum
#

book club will be so boring without clad to have original opinions

sacred ginkgo
#

But they keep their issues to themselves for the most part

near wasp
#

Clad is a character

queen laurel