#40k-lore-chat
vagrant fox
Salamander fans are little moral coward softies who want to be the good guy but should be whipped instead for their lameass takes and opinions
outer wave
Oh god not this thing again
"Divine right" my ass, you're never leaving this rock alive
storm jungle
im just giving you an inkling, be glad it stops here
I always hated Bohecunt but knowing hes a trumpy makes it even funnier
vagrant fox
Every time I venture out of the 5ish 40k youtubers I watch the chance it's some chud culture warrior is way too high
valid needle
I know
storm jungle
reminder that he has "quit" the fandom 2 times and was kicked out of the fandoms he exodus'd to in both occassions lol
fucking tourist
valid needle
Send him to trench crusade
sacred bluff
what a nice fella
sour hornet
during the femstodes exodus, battletech's devs were like "hey, hating women isnt allowed in our community" because of all the ex 40k tourists, and he lost his shit
storm jungle
^
sour hornet
that was my first exposure to him, and he seemed like a cunt at the time
sour hornet
collecting cards atp
vagrant fox
I've yet to see anything sensible come from him
sacred bluff
i found this comment on youtube and i had to be like "so we just gonna forget about erda's DNA huh"
crystal forum
if i see another "humanity will kill all aliens" space marine comp video i will crack
sour hornet
Black Templars and Iron Warriors tend to be racist the most
sacred bluff
As an IW fan, i will heal our rep
valid needle
Black Templars and Iron Warriors tend to be racist the most
As a BT fan, I will heal our rep.
Quite simply actually
outer wave
i found this comment on youtube and i had to be like "so we just gonna forget ab...
Okay but like, Emperor is a genius scientist, cant he just add a Y chromosome to all women or something?
Make all the women men!?
valid needle
I have a very good two stage plan on how I would do it
crystal forum
i found this comment on youtube and i had to be like "so we just gonna forget ab...
i'll fix this:
for anyone confused, in 40k the emperor doesn't matter unless you read the horus heresy which you shouldn't
sacred bluff
Okay but like, Emperor is a genius scientist, cant he just add a Y chromosome to...
his reply to me was:
-
And I am assuming you just stopped reading before getting to the part about purposefully designing it so it would only be compatible with males specifically to prevent his supersoldiers from being able to develop the ability to breed which could pose the risk of them just superceding humanity entirely, which he did not want.
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He was creating humanity's defenders, not their replacements. If there were female space marines, then why would anyone even bother keeping the regular humans around?
sour hornet
i'll fix this:
for anyone confused, in 40k the emperor doesn't matter unless you...
I read 30k for titandeath (aka the only time titans will be actually relevant)
outer wave
his reply to me was:
- And I am assuming you just stopped reading before getting...
HE JUST SAID THERE'S NO FEMALE SPACE MARINES BECAUSE THEY LACK THE Y CHROMOSOME DUE TO EMPEROR USING HIS OWN DNA
sacred bluff
I told him "you know the women would be chemically castrated just as the men were right..."
outer wave
GOD DAMMIT WHAT A DUMBASS
crystal forum
his reply to me was:
- And I am assuming you just stopped reading before getting...
nobody told him that lore never states that space marines are infertile
also gene seed
valid needle
- I will identify the bigots
- I will show them the audio from our martyred lady audio book where a woman leads the Black Templars in prayer and commands them in battle.
End result: they all immediately exodus my favourite chapter and go join the iron warriors.
sour hornet
HE JUST SAID THERE'S NO FEMALE SPACE MARINES BECAUSE THEY LACK THE Y CHROMOSOME ...
Smartest space marine fan
sacred bluff
crystal forum
even if space marines fucked where would the gene seed come from
sour hornet
from his balls?
sacred bluff
crystal forum
also i stand by the fact that they aren't castrated
sour hornet
^
outer wave
Wait until we get lore that Space Marines canonically have sex with each other for morale boosting
valid needle
also i stand by the fact that they aren't castrated
They aren’t
vagrant fox
Well the poop vault existed after all
valid needle
It’s a misunderstanding
sour hornet
I dont think astartes are castrated, just psycho indoctrinated to take an asexual mindset regarding human relations.
crystal forum
i dont think it's a misunderstanding. i think it's meme lore holding sway
valid needle
The want of sex is conditioned out of marines but they still have the ability to. Hence why when EC get into the slaaneshi stuff they instantly start fucking like rabbits.
crystal forum
some guy somewhere thought it would be cool if they were castrated and reddit'd that info into mainstream
space marines dont feel emotions like we do
outer wave
I thought space marines were like sterile
crystal forum
why would they be
outer wave
Idk, le "It would distract their thoughts from war" or something
crystal forum
well the lore never explicitely gets into it
sacred bluff
y'all just wanna fuck space marines...
sour hornet
An Astartes was showering with some humans, and one of the women commented "its too bad you're an emperor's angel" (while staring at his hog) and the marine is so obtuse he doesn't understand.
valid needle
No it’s a rumour. They are just conditioned to not love or want someone sexually.
outer wave
y'all just wanna fuck space marines...
I mean, Im not gay, but I get it
crystal forum
space marines are too focused on the grind to have sex
valid needle
Fulgrim the type of guy to look into his own eyes in the mirror whilst he fucks you
sour hornet
different level of down bad
sour hornet
The want of sex is conditioned out of marines but they still have the ability to...
The old slaaneshi books were disgusting in a good way
storm jungle
No it’s a rumour. They are just conditioned to not love or want someone sexually...
Ive always described them as Mentally Virgin
which is tbh pretty much what they are
sour hornet
Ive always described them as Mentally Virgin
Describing the average 40k fan at the same time
vagrant fox
What was it, when the Emperors Children first started falling and there was that opera that got all the normie humans fucking it was so nasty horny the space marines didn't know how to respond so they started killing everything
Or something
Their minds are wack
sour hornet
Yep
storm jungle
What was it, when the Emperors Children first started falling and there was that...
Tbh same
valid needle
What was it, when the Emperors Children first started falling and there was that...
Kind of
sour hornet
They literally got overexposed to human emotions and responded the way they were trained
crystal forum
the space marines just didn't understand why the humans were freaking during that
sour hornet
Based tbh
crystal forum
it was like a chaos orchestra
the humans were driven mad
space marines weren't as affected
vagrant fox
Only half were based and killpilled, sad
storm jungle
no gooning allowed get em
crystal forum
so basically they were playing dubstep
valid needle
Marius and the second company got so blue balled they for some reason grabbed the orchestra instruments and started bussin and then we had noise marines
storm jungle
i still do not understand why anyone says that bit is the most disgusting they ever read
im like
have you read any other 40k story
crystal forum
that's just a tuesday for me
sour hornet
🥀
vagrant fox
It's been a while since I read whatever that book was, 30ksloppa is not to be remembered
storm jungle
I fear I may be overexposed to that shit
Kinda
its just generic mass-murder
40k does it a lot, it loses the effect lol
sour hornet
Like, the daemonculaba was more just interesting
rose thorn
crystal forum
i read more disturbing shit in a stephen king book
rose thorn
soemone sent htis in teh aosserver
outer wave
its just generic mass-murder
But what if it were mass murder but in purple?
Would you be shocked?
storm jungle
LOL
storm jungle
imagine objecting t othe idea of amazonian women in power armor
actual brain damage
crystal forum
femstodes was peak unemployed drama
rose thorn
yeah lmao
sour hornet
imagine objecting t othe idea of amazonian women in power armor
Immediate and strict execution.
Death via hammers.
sour hornet
"WOKEHAMMER 40 GENDERS"
The tzeentchian mutant gambit.
nocturne crest
Do machine spirits have more than one gender?
vagrant fox
The only issue I take with it is those boring unimaginative gooners who feel the need to spam MOMMY at every opportunity
Freud is vindicated
crystal forum
league of wokeann
rose thorn
Do machine spirits have more than one gender?
depends on your irl language
sour hornet
The only issue I take with it is those boring unimaginative gooners who feel the...
Its called safe horny
arctic talon
For titans usually it’s referred to with a gendered name
As in the titans name
Otherwise 
Varies
rose thorn
Craftworld eldthems
rose thorn
he/herliquins
crystal forum
Craftworld eldthems
fuck in remembering that one
vagrant fox
Its called safe horny
They should boldly and proudly state they want their heads squashed like a watermelon between thunder thighs instead of being boring mommylusters
rose thorn
dark nbar
nocturne crest
Actually, how intelligent are machine spirits usually.
crystal forum
genderstealers
rose thorn
Actually, how intelligent are machine spirits usually.
my spiteful response is htey arent real so it doesnt matter
sour hornet
Its called safe horny
Its for people holding fetishes that would make a drukhari blush, so they default to acceptable behavior — gooning over 10ft tall chiseled tan tomboy amazons older than your family lineage.
valid needle
Black Templaress
nocturne crest
genderstealers
Isn't that the celexus assassin? They can be anyone.
sacred bluff
i like lucille's sister is a adeptus mechanicus
arctic talon
Actually, how intelligent are machine spirits usually.
Again it varies
valid needle
Black Templaress
Nvm that’s just sisters of battle
sacred bluff
hope to see her in above and beyond
arctic talon
lol
crystal forum
he could be you
sour hornet
Nvm that’s just sisters of battle
Real
arctic talon
Machine spirits are insanely variable
rose thorn
GAGTSAFFGYAGSF
arctic talon
Stop trying to apply universal logic to them
sour hornet
Nvm that’s just sisters of battle
black templars are just misters of battle
nocturne crest
my spiteful response is htey arent real so it doesnt matter
They're real and their based on your perception. Some think of them as pets and family, with the off chance that someone wants to be a slannesh worshipper.
arctic talon
There’s a ton of variance to what a machine spirit is in each instance
Sometimes it’s a soul imprint
Sometimes it’s an AI fragment
Sometimes it’s a dumb AI
Sometimes it’s a computer program
crystal forum
the classic 40k mistake is thinking it's a sci fi setting with realism
sour hornet
^
rose thorn
They're real and their based on your perception. Some think of them as pets and ...
❌
if machine spirits are real than every factionw ould ahve to deal with them
arctic talon
Machine spirits literally are a real thing
vagrant fox
Consistent logic is banned from 40k
sour hornet
the classic 40k mistake is thinking it's a sci fi setting with realism
40k is literally just fantasy with a coat of paint slapped on it, made of the distilled essence of whatever British nerds in the 80's thought was cool at the time.
arctic talon
Machine spirits are an actual thing
nocturne crest
if machine spirits are real than every factionw ould ahve to deal with them
Not if they're like intelligent as pets.
arctic talon
They’re just not always referred to as such
rose thorn
weird its only the imperium and imperium adjacent facitons
crystal forum
because they exist to annoy us
arctic talon
On stuff
sour hornet
weird its only the imperium and imperium adjacent facitons
Its not though.
arctic talon
They don’t call them machine spirits
rose thorn
yeah but htats litearlly their souls
nocturne crest
Necrons have spirits of sort.
arctic talon
Shoving a spirit stone into a weapon is different
Necrons are just engrams
Tau have actual AI
They don’t call them machine spirits
crystal forum
different factions will have completely different sets of rules of physics that only apply to them
arctic talon
LoV also have actual AI
So again
Not relevant
They do have soul imprinted stuff
Though
But they just refer to those as relics
lol
crystal forum
and then there's cawl
rose thorn
soul imprinted is like the user's soul leaves an impression on the tech ia ssume?
arctic talon
The Tau have never been observed to have soul imprinted gear
arctic talon
soul imprinted is like the user's soul leaves an impression on the tech ia ssume...
Yep
It can be multiple people
crystal forum
cawl i think is like many people
rose thorn
eldar do soul jank shit thats thier whole thing
crystal forum
wolf how does cawl work
arctic talon
Not a soul imprint because the drukhari do it as well
One main Cawl mind has consumed all other memories and minds
Cawl dumps portions of his memories and minds regularly or partitions them
crystal forum
so he's many souls
rose thorn
how do drukarhi save thier own souls btw? i woudnt think they would email their souls back to their body
crystal forum
or he ate souls
rose thorn
after they die
arctic talon
how do drukarhi save thier own souls btw? i woudnt think they would email their ...
They don’t
They get eaten for a bit
sour hornet
They don't
rose thorn
ah fair
arctic talon
Also drukhari have soul imprinted stuff
There’s this one Kabal of the Obsidian Rose relic
rose thorn
stormcast eldarnal
arctic talon
That got imprinted by the archons distilled suffering while she was a slave
In a weapon foundry
And it’s REALLY good
nocturne crest
Honestly, I feel like Vashtorr and the T'au need to meet.
rose thorn
lmao
sour hornet
Drukhari get regenerated from a piece of their body left behind with a haemonculi, who pulls their soul back through elf fuckery.
arctic talon
but yeah pretty much every faction has soul imprinted equipment(except Tau maybe)
nocturne crest
Like after cawl and chaos, they're one of the only factions to innovate.
crystal forum
i want a votaan hold and tau to meet and become friends because they both hate the imperium
sour hornet
Ehh
arctic talon
The LoV think the Tau are stupid young upstarts
crystal forum
The LoV are too racist
trading partners
arctic talon
Yeah
sour hornet
Dwarves are racist
arctic talon
but that doesn't mean they're not racist
nocturne crest
Wait, I forgot the LoV existed.
crystal forum
and this hold is particularly progressive
crystal forum
thats why i said hold not all of them
rose thorn
also the rusted claw shit works even though they literally refuse to take care of it
arctic talon
One specific hold would be interesting
rose thorn
like in their religion
rose thorn
fair
sour hornet
Based
arctic talon
No I own the stuff I want for them already
the sylvaneth one is insane value btw
lol
nocturne crest
also the rusted claw shit works even though they literally refuse to take care ...
Rusted claw?
sour hornet
Dark eldar get unfairly stereotyped
sour hornet
theyre normal people like you and me 
arctic talon
They love bionics
rose thorn
Rusted claw?
genestealer cult, they are niellist to the extreme
arctic talon
also their scheme is excellent
rose thorn
They're like mechanicus adjacent adjacent
thats sharpened cog
nocturne crest
So 1/3 Human, 1/3 Robot and 1/3 xenos.
rose thorn
bladed cog are admech heads
nocturne crest
....
rose thorn
and believe in the flesh adn the machine
crystal forum
and believe in the flesh adn the machine
iron hands hate this one weird trick
nocturne crest
I wish they make subfactions of GSC now.
nocturne crest
Models.
crystal forum
how would a GSC subfaction work
rose thorn
tehcnically
crystal forum
dont they all die immediately when the planet gets nid
rose thorn
cults spread
nocturne crest
And chaos or admech get invovles.
rose thorn
they send more genestealers or send scions to contact over cults
nocturne crest
Chaos genestealers were old lore, along with tech gangsters.
rose thorn
Chaos genestealers were old lore, along with tech gangsters.
yeah and they can return t the bin
thier lore is bad
rose thorn
yeah
rose thorn
VAN SAAARRRR RAAAA
arctic talon
those 2 are both arguably tech gangs
rose thorn
ESCHERRRR
crystal forum
van saar isn't even the only munda tech gang
lament shoal
imagine objecting t othe idea of amazonian women in power armor
Now give them dicks.
rose thorn
my 2 least favorite gangs
nocturne crest
Someone is bound to pull something like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hive or Man-bat by playing with Genestealers.
crystal forum
Now give them dicks.
king
rose thorn
Someone is bound to pull something like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hive or Man-bat by play...
twisted helix
arctic talon
Someone is bound to pull something like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hive or Man-bat by play...
Twisted helix also that one Archmagos Biologis on Necrmunda
lol
rose thorn
uhg idk if i shoudl sell my gscs or keep them and hope they get fun rules
arctic talon
uhg idk if i shoudl sell my gscs or keep them and hope they get fun rules
Rules are temporary
pretty plastic is forever
rose thorn
i hate my kitbashes did on them so i wanna buy some kits to consume
whats a good gang to chop up
rose thorn
im thinking probably orlock?
rose thorn
Malstrain are totally fucked up
insane that box comes wiht 5 consdierng you cant run more than liek 4
arctic talon
and then Goliath for Chaos and Marines
arctic talon
insane that box comes wiht 5 consdierng you cant run more than liek 4
Tbf they're also for PVE
but yeah
rose thorn
yeah
nocturne crest
Now give them dicks.
lament shoal
Malstrain are totally fucked up
The genestealer brood was never the same after assimilating the local meth addict community
arctic talon
you aint seen shit yet
arctic talon
look
rose thorn
funfact! thats is usually the leader of malstrain gangs
arctic talon
all I'm saying
is there's a reason
that you don't go to Hive Secundus
without a lot of guns
and also a bomb vest
storm jungle
tbh i love it because it REALLY explores what the fuck would conditions like this do to a cult, you'd never see this shit in any other part of 40k lol
valid needle
black templars are just misters of battle
Basically
nocturne crest
The genestealer brood was never the same after assimilating the local meth addic...
They're stealing the catalytic converters from Leman Russes.
lament shoal
LMAO
arctic talon
The shitty radiation blasted shithole filled with Genestealers who are constantly experimenting on themselves and inbreeding
honestly
all things considered
rose thorn
i hope at the end of the secundus releases they release a proper malstrain ganger kit
arctic talon
they turned out pretty good
yeah the current one is just
a headswap kit for Hive Scum
rose thorn
they turned out pretty good
yeah except that the hivemind tells all over genestealers to kill them ON SIGHT
rose thorn
thier genetics are so fucked up that they would damage the tyranids lmao
nocturne crest
Malestrain enforcers when?
arctic talon
Those exist
well
maybe exist
some enforcers got fucking kidnapped
at the ash wall
by the Malstrains
rose thorn
a; already can do that
rose thorn
you play badland enforcers and make them a malstrain gang
arctic talon
look at all those tumors
nocturne crest
Imagine if GW let GSCs have knights through the brood brothers rule.
rose thorn
Imagine if GW let GSCs have knights through the brood brothers rule.
b; we already had that
it was pretty bad
we also coul dbring inquisitors and stuff
they were terrible
nocturne crest
Huh. I thought GSC knights were impossible.
rose thorn
nah there was a glitch
arctic talon
very rare
storm jungle
wait what
arctic talon
tabletop wise
rose thorn
in the literal game
storm jungle
i missed this
storm jungle
where did this happen in lore
arctic talon
where there was a bypass
nocturne crest
GSC inquisitors sounds like fun.
rose thorn
where did this happen in lore
not in lore, in tabeltop there was a bug that let gsc take agents of the imperium
nocturne crest
Lol.
arctic talon
where did this happen in lore
It would require the throne to be "fresh"
but if that was the case it could be done
otherwise no
rose thorn
this was back when genestealer cults had good rules so you didnt really need to take htem
arctic talon
I've workshopped this mentally
GSC have good rules rn tbf
if you're a fucking meth addict
lol
rose thorn
and htey provided nothing for your army
nocturne crest
Wait, is it like that knight rule that you can use to play other things apart from knights.
rose thorn
GSC have good rules rn tbf
a bunch of stat sheets witha respawn wowza!!!
arctic talon
nah
nocturne crest
Like, have an admech/ inquisitors army.
lament shoal
Gsc are just mutated guard rn unfortunately
rose thorn
is that hte hero hammer one or the suicide one
arctic talon
they play nothing like guard
lament shoal
Make them play like terrorists again
arctic talon
what
arctic talon
is that hte hero hammer one or the suicide one
Its the one with Nids in it
rose thorn
"play nids" the gsc detachemtn
storm jungle
GSC inquisitors sounds like fun.
Inquisitor Eisengene isn't real he can't hurt you.
Inquisitor Eisengene:
arctic talon
Outlander Claw is the other good one
iirc
but that one requires
your entire fucking wallet
rose thorn
is that what people call it
i only ever heard people call it the second tyranid grotmas detachement
nocturne crest
Gsc are just mutated guard rn unfortunately
Imagine if GSC managed to make their own obliteraters.
valid needle
Mf looks like that one Ben affleck meme
arctic talon
Make them play like terrorists again
Bring back Crossfire on god
rose thorn
WHERES MY CROSSFIRE
valid needle
rose thorn
it was the main way gsc rewarded you for good positioning, which was the entire army's thing
you got better shooting if you surroudned a target
nocturne crest
https://tenor.com/view/joker-electric-car-gif-21193957
Rmember how WB canonically made this Batman not eat cats. *because it isn't heroic.
nocturne crest
it was the main way gsc rewarded you for good positioning, which was the entire ...
I see.
rose thorn
now it's rotten corpses exists in a detachment that punishes you for not bringing non infantry shooting
brood brothers
where gsc dreams go to die
arctic talon
What was crossfire?
get better at shooting when you set up an actual irl terrorist ambush
Relevant GSC strats
rose thorn
AAHAAHHAHAHAHA
if we lost crossfire but ketp the fake deployments iw ould have been okay at least
arctic talon
First step block the convoy move block them
Second Step the other group should come from the side
Third step
VIOLENCE
arctic talon
I mean
40k isn't melee heavy this edition
smh
that was last edition
Where Tau wanted to be in melee
rose thorn
yeah but gsc is a melee focused army now 
arctic talon
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
unfortunately
also releveant to GSC
anyways GW rewarding you for playing the army like an actual insurgancy
was a 10/10
nocturne crest
Where Tau wanted to be in melee
Does it could as melee if you prod your gun into a guy and then pull the trigger?
No empty space, just point blank shooting.
lament shoal
rose thorn
Nicest day on hive secundus
i should probably like vansaar but i dont for some reaosn
lament shoal
Nicest day on hive secundus
Why are there still people in there
arctic talon
idk
rose thorn
the host of the noob intro campaign used htem so thats probably why
arctic talon
Why are there still people in there
they're GSC or they're hunting for relics/treasure/for the fun of it
rose thorn
and wiped hte floor with everyone
except teh veteran ashwaste nomad player
he was great guy
said i was the most joyful perosn he ever played
lament shoal
Whats with the bug helmets lol
nocturne crest
Why are there still people in there
Wait, are they just dumpster diving?
lament shoal
I mean its necromunda, that seems on par lol
rose thorn
yeha, weell spyrehunters are also aura farming
arctic talon
Whats with the bug helmets lol
It’s their gear
For Van Saar
The spider is a huge part of their gang/clan house
lament shoal
Gotcha
rose thorn
it seems kinda psychotic van saar are suposed ot be at the same level oflike
orlock
or goliath
lament shoal
Hive secundus extraction shooter when
nocturne crest
Does the necromunda guard regiments also have spider in their name?
rose thorn
i heard they have raging cancer but idk if that reflects int he lore
rose thorn
Hive secundus extraction shooter when <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
you will never guess waht the gameplay of secundus is
arctic talon
i heard they have raging cancer but idk if that reflects int he lore
It does yeah
They die young generally
rose thorn
i mean reflects in the tbaletop sorry
rose thorn
damn
rose thorn
They die young generally
they look old as shit but i assume thats liek cancer
arctic talon
Unless you count them dropping dead mid campaign
rose thorn
and shit
rose thorn
Unless you count them dropping dead mid campaign
i do
arctic talon
Then yes
If you get really unlucky
Your gangers(excluding juves) do have effects
Which is dying of cancer
lament shoal
Dropping dead mid fight is crazy
lament shoal
Why are they all cancer ridden
arctic talon
Their gear is super radioactive
And their armor doesn’t protect them from it
It’s all spit out by their fucked up STC core
lament shoal
Also why are the genestealers in there so fucked up looking
lament shoal
Ah, well that makes sense since they're trapped in there
rose thorn
i love this lmao
lament shoal
Also EUGH
arctic talon
Also why are the genestealers in there so fucked up looking
Radiation, incest, failed bio modification, successful bio modification, trying to “cure” being a genestealer
The list continues lol
lament shoal
Who's experimenting on them?
arctic talon
He used to be a tech priest
He’s uh
He’s kind of one now
His whole thing was “curing” genestealers
Which didn’t work
nocturne crest
I wonder if the imperium has something like nuclear powered rockets.
rose thorn
you know krieg
lament shoal
Hive secundus extraction shooter when <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Real shit tho I think this could make for a good horror fps
lament shoal
Which didn’t work
And then I'm guessing he got careless?
nocturne crest
Flying around at the speed of sound, using radiation to take your teeth out.
rose thorn
Flying around at the speed of sound, using radiation to take your teeth out.
thats ltierally a thing we use irl
have*
rose thorn
and also krieg was made the way it is ebcause of that
arctic talon
And began spreading the shit
nocturne crest
thats ltierally a thing we use irl
Yep.
arctic talon
He got captured and executed by the PDF
rose thorn
also deathmaiden nerf makes me so happy, its the mainr eason i am thinkign of playing necromunda again
nocturne crest
He got captured and executed by the PDF
Wait, is it going to be like Resident evil and it's just his work that believes it is him?
arctic talon
Well
rose thorn
god deathmadiens make no sense
arctic talon
He got revived somehow
Sorta
As a fleshy mechanical abomination
And continues his work
rose thorn
but deathmaidens are killable now at least
nocturne crest
As a fleshy mechanical abomination
Imagine if it his machine bits controlling his dead body.
rose thorn
"ah yes replacing all of your blood wtih poison makes you immortal"
rose thorn
its a clone with all his memoeries
arctic talon
Yeah
rose thorn
i heard he might be having identity issues but i have no clue
havent read his loreyet
rose thorn
fair
nocturne crest
Inb4 it's chaos cult fucking with GSC dna.
rose thorn
i think the named death maiden is sitll immortal but yeah normal ones can die
rose thorn
Inb4 it's chaos cult fucking with GSC dna.
arctic talon
So I think she’s more okay
rose thorn
i think, malstrain gangs can be chaos tainted but not malstrain tainted gangs
i have to check
also the book literallys ays dont play malstrain gangs outside of secundus games
arctic talon
Tbf
It makes 0 sense
For them to be anywhere outside of secundus or the surrounding area
rose thorn
gsc mixed with chaos si always a punch in a gut to gsc
nocturne crest
Been a long time since I have seen Basil Brush.
rose thorn
@arctic talon yeah the naemd death maiden is immortal still
she kept the rule but not normal death maidens
which i cant believe they thought letting them be immortal was psychotic
i think they were slow if memeory serves correctly
THEY WERE FASTER
nocturne crest
gsc mixed with chaos si always a punch in a gut to gsc
Yeah, I can understand.
rose thorn
ohw ow i didnt relaize underhive outcats got delegation gang update
man i forgot how sick house orlocks loer was
i hope they get the secundus update next
nocturne crest
Oh no. Imagine if GW announced another year of chaos, but it's just chaos sub factions for all xenos armies.
Chaos GSC, T'au, Eldar and Orks.
surreal nest
Imagine if GW announced a year of chaos but it was like in september and mostly referring to age of sigmar
that'd piss me off!
plush mason
also releveant to GSC
ngl something like this would have made the ambush battles in TWWH more fun
rose thorn
it was alwasy for aos i have no clue what 40k fans were on baout
space marine fans wanna be opressed so bad
(i stolet hat joke form teh aos discord)
surreal nest
it was alwasy for aos i have no clue what 40k fans were on baout
the moral highground and overall supreme taste AoS fans have over 40k heads is astounding
Just the better game
plush mason
the moral highground and overall supreme taste AoS fans have over 40k heads is a...
its called being a new fandom, the old guard hasnt had time to form and ruin things
surreal nest
I will cry
rose thorn
we did also literally dump 2.5 factions because they were all odl shit
surreal nest
i think its elon musk so yes please send him back to the warp
that gif actually isnt warping his body he just looks like that
rose thorn
the aos team is trying very hard ot make sure they ahve the fandom they want
liek killing 1/3rd of two of the biggest factions in teh game is kinda insane
and struck the fear of god into the ocmmunity
surreal nest
They had to go, make room for my skaven
plush mason
skaven supremacy yes-yes
arctic talon
liek killing 1/3rd of two of the biggest factions in teh game is kinda insane
Which one is this
lol
rose thorn
its really ufnny because skaven only got like, 4 new warscrolls
rose thorn
Which one is this
s2d and stormcasts
arctic talon
Oh
arctic talon
Oh yeah the fucking stormcast purge
surreal nest
didnt stormcast basically get primaris'd
rose thorn
didnt stormcast basically get primaris'd
not really?
they just got new models for the old
htey use the same rules juts look better
except sancrosanct
they were kinda taking up too much space
surreal nest
Im still waiting for new annhilators
arctic talon
Rip all the
rose thorn
thy have 2 kits
rose thorn
yeah
arctic talon
They were my favorite chunk
surreal nest
annhilators look fucking stupid though
arctic talon
Stormcast had some insane range bloat
Tbh
And still do
But I’m still sad to see the stuff I like go OOP
lol
rose thorn
~~And still do~~
eh yeah,,, people agree vanguard is getting scrapped or refreshed
arctic talon
Vanguard is getting taken out back
100%
They seem less popular then sancrosanct
And sancrosanct yknow
Got taken out back
And had their minis discontinued
arctic talon
Im still waiting for new annhilators
You don’t like the wide ones
arctic talon
didnt stormcast basically get primaris'd
Also not really stormcast basically got a total scaling overhaul in 1.5e lol
surreal nest
They just look so weird but I love their concept
surreal nest
I couldn't stand the look of the old liberators but I love the new ones
plush mason
Im still waiting for new annhilators
are those the terminator looking ones?
with the giant ass armor and the whole literally crashing into the ground like a meteor
golden imp
Has the emperor genetically modified himself?
Or is he just like that due to him being Him
sacred ginkgo
He's a biomancer he can do it on a whim
dapper gyro
He can make some certain parts bigger to spread more geneseeds.
sour hornet
Yeah he can ^
outer wave
I love this one too
Only wish that the Gretchin voice was more like a goblin's than an ork's
lament shoal
@surreal nest First tattoo
celest cedar
ai slop..
sacred ginkgo
He would die because he would get shot by some random idiot
And then after reviving
They would either consider it a miracle
Or shoot him more
outer wave
LMAO
opaque coyote
Sounds like a fun concept
Too bad it looks like AI slop
Tbf the Doctor commits genocide semi-regularly so he fits
sacred ginkgo
He only gets away with it because people very rarely just like
Actually try to kill him
opaque coyote
Yeah also the fact that he kinda nerfed himself
Since Time Lords are fucking insane
languid meadow
There's a whole ass race that tries to kill him because they label him as the "predator of the Daleks"
sacred ginkgo
I forget when the next season starts
I know it's coming and I know Rose is the next doctor
opaque coyote
Actually try to kill him
Gets shot
Doctor comes back
Space Marine freaks out a little bit and shoots him again
sacred ginkgo
They'd have to shoot him a lot more
Because he gets in universe plot armor post regeneration
opaque coyote
They'd have to shoot him a lot more
I can now imagine an interaction.
"C'mon now this is getting old."
"YOUFUCKINGMUTSNTPIECEOFSHITERHFHSIAI"
That being said, the funniest thing I can imagine is him casually repairing a lot of archaeotech
lament shoal
There's a whole ass race that tries to kill him because they label him as the "p...
Wokemaker
celest dome
Wokrin
dire loom
celest cedar
Space Wokerines
the woke mob 😔
raven stone
GW dropped another rules update.
They actually remembered to give the limited edition Inquisitor rules.
Then shunted him off to Legends with no points 🤣
nocturne crest
Damn, I missed the Doctor Who in 40k chat.
raven stone
So did I :p
nocturne crest
Would the imperium still exist if the Doctor used the DeMat gun on the emperor.
Then again, Doctor who what ifs usually reveal that something worse will take it's place.
rocky gale
Doctor who what ifs? Be like
"What if Squidbelon had invented Twiggleflac instead of Dobblesplix" and then the answer is 29 trillion dead souls
nocturne crest
Doctor who what ifs? Be like
"What if Squidbelon had invented Twiggleflac inst...
Yep. When the doctor wiped out the daleks at their birth of their creation in a what if series, they ended up coming back with other races also making their own daleks.
Yep, the Unified Skaroan Alliance, made up of Kaleds, Thals and Daleks.
raven stone
Then again, Doctor who what ifs usually reveal that something worse will take it...
Some Perpetual worse than Emps rules IoM
the mythical “Imperium is all White People” comes into existence
(GW’s stance is an unsaid assumption that IoM has all skin colours from Earth, and then some)
Also Chaos getting their hands on a TARDIS
nocturne crest
That depends if they could survive a Tardis.
crystal forum
doctor who exiting in the 40k millenium, seeing how it is, then slowly getting back into the tardis to find a better period for an episode
queen laurel
doctor who exiting in the 40k millenium, seeing how it is, then slowly getting b...
He would genuinely say something along the lines of well this timeline is a rather funny one
and proceed to be anywhere else
nocturne crest
TBF, he probably already knows how 40k ends.
And the fact that the earth gets destroyed because of the Sun.
crystal forum
He would genuinely say something along the lines of well this timeline is a rath...
doctor who doesn't work with timelines
technically
valid needle
doctor who doesn't work with timelines
He has done
crystal forum
no
wintry scarab
Hey, so you know how like a couple months back, they put out some sm remake game thing? What actually is that? And has anyone played it?
storm jungle
Remake game?
Oh of SM1? Yeah uh that kinda dropped off the face of the earth because it really wasnt that noteworthy lol
wintry scarab
What was it? Just like a graphics update or something?
It got shadowdropped iirc
To not much fanfair lol
storm jungle
It's a $40 texture pack that should have been $20 and free to original owners.
theres barely any difference lol
wintry scarab
huh? Can you see what i just posted? Why did it get blocked lol?
storm jungle
Yeah that explains it
but yeah like its very much not a huge loss
as shown in the video theres BARELY any deviance, not even worth it unless you want updated optimization or something idfk
wintry scarab
its going to be another borderlands 4 for me then lol. Wait 4 years and buy it for a fiver on steam sale or on some shady site
celest cedar
https://youtu.be/P6Znru2mb_M
a modder can do 2K texture upgrade 
celest dome
is it like a pirating site?
It's a key seller, they hack to get "legit" keys and then sell those
vagrant fox
That or buy with stolen credit cards I've heard but hey it's dirt cheap keys
wintry scarab
If all of this is true, then its funny how smoothly they still operate. I got a youtube ad for their site yesterday. But then again, youtube ads is a paradise for criminals these days.
Thinking about it, most things in the world are a paradise for criminals these days lol
Had a "friend" in college that basically did nothing but fuck around. I dont remember what the reason he was going to college was but it was shady. I have him on snapchat (I know i have snapchat but i swear im not a pedo) and for the entire time ive known him, he just posts adverts about selling drugs on snapchat and post his trips on holiday. Very nice to see how easy and profitable it is to do crime in the open.
spring cairn
fucking around is the best part of college tho
radiant lance
is it like a pirating site?
Technically, the keys are all entirely legally bought
Issue:
Usually bought with people getting their credit cards stolen, so eventually they charge back and actually hurt the devs
radiant lance
Devs legitimately would rather have you pirate than use that site
Somehow pirating is more ethical than that site
spring cairn
don't think about how they can constantly sell games super cheap
don't think about it vro
radiant lance
I kept getting auto modded, but I finally figured out it was literally the name of the website that kept causing me to hit the filter
spring cairn
nothing suspicious going on keep walking
spring cairn
wintry scarab
Devs legitimately would rather have you pirate than use that site
Somehow pirati...
You mean indie devs lol. The fact that AAA devs use anticheats that brick your pc gives me the impression that they dont really want you to pirate their games.
radiant lance
It's honestly weird seeing pvp assaults and realizing the jetpack is actually functional in pvp
radiant lance
You mean indie devs lol. The fact that AAA devs use anticheats that brick your p...
Compared to key resellers? You lose money even for AAA
Pirating is net 0 cost
sacred bluff
i played heavy with melta and it was the nastiest combo
queen laurel
It's honestly weird seeing pvp assaults and realizing the jetpack is actually fu...
is assault still genuinely garbage in pve?
i thought they would've fixed him up or something
radiant lance
Haven't played in a long while tbh, but I just remember how bad the assault pack is
rose thorn
https://youtu.be/P6Znru2mb_M
waht warhammer will look like in 2016
sacred bluff
they're not really big on patching shit with space marine 2
radiant lance
I liked the melee classes
I was also bad at melee 🙂
sacred bluff
they're really slow
i loved space marine 2 and played the pvp religiously
but the game released with the BARE minimum
like 3 pvp maps
it was hard to love
radiant lance
I honestly have no idea why that game needed a pvp mode
sacred bluff
they put too much effort into the pve, when the only reason space marine one still thrived as it did was cause of the pvp
valid needle
Technically, the keys are all entirely legally bought
Issue:
Usually bought wit...
Just don’t think about it
sacred bluff
I honestly have no idea why that game needed a pvp mode
cause it was the pinnacle
and when you look at games in the long term, the main thing that keeps them alive is the pvp aspect
rose thorn
Technically, the keys are all entirely legally bought
Issue:
Usually bought wit...
their prices are basically only as good as steam's during a summer sale
they charge way too much for some shit
"you want to buy farcry 3 for 20 dollars oooo"
its like 4 dollars twice a month
rocky gale
Possible development
hallow saddle
queen laurel
Possible development
OK you're cooking you're cooking
valid needle
radiant lance
their prices are basically only as good as steam's during a summer sale
Yeah but year-round and obviously the seller wants a profit? It just doesn't make sense
rose thorn
its only really wroth getting if yo udont wanan support the game creators
like paradox or something
or abandon ware
radiant lance
Just pirate at that point
valid needle
its only really wroth getting if yo udont wanan support the game creators
Let me think Maggie
Depends on the creators
Battlefield 6? You know I’m buying keys because fuck EA
Darktide or sm2? I’ll buy legit because both are relatively good companies who put out quality content
rose thorn
you dont wanan give money to the saudi arabian government? they really need it so they can afford even more slave labor guys
shadow plover
you don't want to support the grey market retailers, doesn't matter who made the game
rose thorn
who else would code the next battlefield game, free poeple?
rose thorn
you don't want to support the grey market retailers, doesn't matter who made the...
fair, i dont buy it because i dont trust the websites and everyone whos ever told me to buy keys are as dumb as bricks
tough haven
Battlefield 6? You know I’m buying keys because fuck EA
If you wanna hurt the creators without helping grey marketers
🏴☠️
Anyways, my question for the day is: can a necron lord/overlord learn the cryptek arts? I know there’s not any depictions, but is there anything outright stopping it?
shadow plover
maybe?
they probably woudln't bother to be real
why should I, a lord of this dynasty, do something meant for my menials
tough haven
pirating deosnt really hurt the creator tbf
But it helps the you
I know it doesn’t hurt the creator, but it also doesn’t give them money
I wish sometimes that pirating took it from the companies and they just didn’t have it anymore lol
tough haven
why should **I**, a lord of this dynasty, do something meant for my menials
Because blowing up things by thinking about it is awesome
And I can’t trust my subordinates to do shit
dapper gyro
Grey market is usually you spend money while the creator still doesn't get any.
rose thorn
in some countries its kinda required ot play some games so ti has its place
tough haven
And I can’t trust my subordinates to do shit
If you want something done right, gotta do it yourself
dapper gyro
Many game makers (read indie) rather have their own game uploaded for free than supporting illegal market.
tough haven
Yeah I don’t support the secondhand selling or buying of keys or anything
tough haven
they probably woudln't bother to be real
I’m considering a lord character who was gifted in psychomancy in order to better manipulate and control his rivals and subordinates
dapper gyro
Illegal access codes is a lose lose to both ends. Many devs are gamers themselves, so they live by goodwills.
tough haven
Definitely
dapper gyro
A win for user and lose for themselves is still better than nothing.
tough haven
I’m considering a lord character who was gifted in psychomancy in order to bette...
I’m twice dead king they show that psychomancy was originally practiced to manipulate necron engrams or repair broken ones
remote wadi
In sorry to tell you but most of the greatest human inventions were made by psychos and future demented people
If I like a product I buy it
The morals of it don't matter cause modern life was made by psychopaths
rose thorn
i swore drukhari had more units-
remote wadi
All products will eventually get owned by better people
dapper gyro
Chaos god of greed should have been a thing.
rocky gale
i swore drukhari had more units-
Nope, we've got like one more datasheet than Votaan do
rocky gale
Chaos god of greed should have been a thing.
Space marine players exist
remote wadi
Chaos god of greed should have been a thing.
Slaneesh exists
Excessive money is also excess but in wh40k money isn't really the main concern
remote wadi
i swore drukhari had more units-
Maybe some got removed from playable roster
Chaos space marines have too much units and most of them got buffed and they still low tier
raven stone
its like the 5th oldest faction in the game
Lots of old factions had Datasheets nuked by GW
I mean, even the Firstborn purge counts
For 40k marines
rose thorn
yeah but htose got equal repalcements
raven stone
(Not to a purist like me lol)
rose thorn
except the hh stuff
wintry scarab
Am i getting funny reddit wooshed here and im just not getting the joke or are posts like this serious? Ive seen multiple posts saying these new sm heads are feminine looking or some shit?
storm jungle
They are absolutely serious
this is the same fandom that gets mad at a space wolf release having some marines in darker skintones, you should not expect anything from this fanbase lol
wintry scarab
Man, i like space king as well. But its getting rick and mortied and turned into something that sucks 🙁
storm jungle
Tbh flashgitz openly mock queer people and advocate chuds for easy money
this isnt a huge surprise
anyway yeah just this week's grift
we'll get somethign else next week
hallow plover
Someone should make a weekly outrage compilation
tough haven
Tbh flashgitz openly mock queer people and advocate chuds for easy money
yeah...
hallow plover
Just so we can enjoy the salt at the end of the year
tough haven
At first I kinda like space king cause I was like "Damn, they really nailed 40k, this is great satire"
but then I realized it wasnt satire
tough haven
Someone should make a weekly outrage compilation
Please do
storm jungle
Someone should make a weekly outrage compilation
God I legit should
because its genuinely so funny
just 3 weeks ago it was "NEW GREY KNIGHTS CODEX RUINS LORE"
one week later everyone forgout about it
hallow plover
Just this year... femstodes, terminus decree, space marine heads
What are we missing
wintry scarab
but then I realized it wasnt satire
Really? ive been watching them for quite a while and i dont get the feeling theyre actually bad people. I still see it as just jokes
celest dome
give girls the false hope they have room in a boy's IP.
This is the gayest shit I could think of
queen laurel
> give girls the false hope they have room in a boy's IP.
This is the gayest shi...
it's literally so gay that if you take jay use multiply Gaynest by 50 times ray on him, that would still be gayer
radiant lance
The entire franchise is built off of some muscular ripped daddy putting his seed into thousands of men/boys
remote wadi
Welp yes but actually no
radiant lance
Entirely yes
remote wadi
Xenos exist
hallow plover
Xenos exist
Xe-what?
radiant lance
I mean rogue trader was originally just marines vs marines
hallow plover
Never heard of them
storm jungle
I mean rogue trader was originally just marines vs marines
I mean kinda but not really?
wintry scarab
Am i getting funny reddit wooshed here and im just not getting the joke or are p...
But last thing i want to say about these sm heads. How tf can you come to the conclusion that they look feminine? Theyre really nicely painted imo and the the ones people circle most of the times are the ones that just look asian lol.
storm jungle
But last thing i want to say about these sm heads. How tf can you come to the co...
Because we live in a fandom who literally want to search for anything to get mad at.
lol
queen laurel
But last thing i want to say about these sm heads. How tf can you come to the co...
A very specific subsection of so-called warhammer fans have developed spider senses to detect features they describe as women or a minority specifically to be angry to GW
storm jungle
like, i thought the dark skinned space wolves was bad, but this is a new level of reach
radiant lance
But last thing i want to say about these sm heads. How tf can you come to the co...
Oh we can discuss Asian men and western values how they're more feminine
Since that's an issue
wintry scarab
Because we live in a fandom who literally want to search for anything to get mad...
Its just depressing. There are obviously things to get mad at, but if you start getting mad at everything, you stop getting taken seriously.
remote wadi
But last thing i want to say about these sm heads. How tf can you come to the co...
What do you mean they look feminine
They look like pretty humans man can be pretty goddamit
radiant lance
So yeah
I think it's mostly a product of western perceptions that all Asians are more feminine
But I'm probably reading way too much into it
queen laurel
dude it's
hallow plover
Tbh I just see GW typical face sculpts (average at best)
queen laurel
why even bother
Warhammer fans being loud about something is like water getting something wet it's expected
they genuinely never shut up
radiant lance
Also an issue of how shit GW models are
queen laurel
always complaining how modern day warhammer is woke or some shit
radiant lance
I'm just adding layers of abstraction and answering "why the Asian faces" and stuff
wintry scarab
Tbh I just see GW typical face sculpts (average at best)
Nah, i think most of them are pretty cool. They reuse the same models a lot though. Good ol gw (Not in the new heads, i mean just in general)
queen laurel
Not liking a head sculpt because of the way it looks and quality is certainly one thing
not liking it because quote un quote it looks feminine and is a minority is certainly well stupid
hallow plover
Fans should be offended by the fact that it's yet another space marines release
queen laurel
Fans should be offended by the fact that it's yet another space marines release
Unfortunately the space marine slop engine is producing a lot of moolah for gw
wintry scarab
Fans should be offended by the fact that it's yet another space marines release
Model wise, necromunda are the true winners. The shit they get is fire.
storm jungle
Necromunda is so fucking diverse too
one day you'll get a guy in a pimpcoat selling little crocodile aliens
the next its a rich guy in a powersuit that kills homeless people
remote wadi
I do agree xenos need more
storm jungle
remote wadi
But it's hard to progress xenos without changing the state of lore
radiant lance
GW just doesnt try anything
Maybe we can try adding more space marines
wintry scarab
Model wise, necromunda are the true winners. The shit they get is fire.
these guys always come to mind. I think these look sick (Theyre named but i have no clue about necromunda)
