#40k-lore-chat
storm jungle
celest dome
The nuns
sour hornet
another one
celest dome
Stigmatics
sour hornet
Im scared to look up an image of them
celest dome
Like I literally don't want to post a picture of them cause it's pretty much soft core porn art at the very least
languid meadow
JABIR LIONS
spring cairn
i can't think of anything else but kyle crane whenever this song comes up
dapper gyro
Like I literally don't want to post a picture of them cause it's pretty much sof...
They got new mini censored, so yeah.
spring cairn
we curbstomping volatiles tonight
sour hornet
Like I literally don't want to post a picture of them cause it's pretty much sof...
Bro.
spring cairn
gem
sour hornet
sour hornet
the goonettes
Way more explicit than I thought
spring cairn
yeah there's no saving it
dapper gyro
Trench Crusade wants to be cool so bad that it is uncool for me.
celest dome
Aye, it is trying really hard into the edgy
dapper gyro
It is not even edgy at this point.
languid meadow
I like the eldritch church of metamorphosis
dapper gyro
They actually scale down the scope of the lore a little bit.
celest dome
Some of the TC guys have said that they've got to interview a Trappist Monk, but weirdly in that discussion they mentioned that the Trappist monk was living in Rome
Which is somewhat strange, as no Trappist Abbey is in Rome iirc
radiant lance
Look at trench crusaders, it must be fun to moderate when you have to deal with real religions
valid needle
Guys the crusaders and saracens are arguing in off topic again
radiant lance
I can only imagine what happens when you have a mass migration of chuds to something that lets you play as Jews and Muslims
radiant lance
they get smited
Deus vult
languid meadow
As soon as they started popping up 90% of the TC community shit on them
radiant lance
Curious if they can keep it up as the community grows
At some point, you can't, and they're just there now
Worsened by the fact that these religions are real
zenith remnant
One of those chuds had to buy Twitter in order for them to not get shit on there.
languid meadow
elon husk
zenith remnant
And now it's 75% bots by volume
spring cairn
my chud son grok betrayed me
languid meadow
radiant lance
and his own AI son went against him
Or when he tried to fix it to be more conservative,.and it became Mecha Hitler
storm jungle
Or when he tried to fix it to be more conservative,.and it became Mecha Hitler
Grok legit just went:
spring cairn
elon musk is my favourite lolcow with horrible real life consequences !!!
i forgot worldwide too
mb
zenith remnant
If even a predictive algorithm immediately becomes Mecha Hitler the moment you try to make it reinforce your worldview, maybe take it as a sign
radiant lance
"use only conservative sources"
Grok: 1930s Germany intensifies
celest dome
Musk trying to pretend to be gamers and getting dunked
lament shoal
Or when he tried to fix it to be more conservative,.and it became Mecha Hitler
Omfg I remember that š
dapper gyro
Musk trying to pretend to be gamers and getting dunked <:KEKW_ogryn:102207718832...
God gamer!
radiant lance
Could grok be a primarch
zenith remnant
Grok is that ship AI that told a tech-priest he's a bitch in voluminous detail and passion before fucking off
lament shoal
Grok is just a shard of the emperor who's bored
zenith remnant
It's legitimately the only AI anything I know of that I like because of how much it pisses off the incels who depend on him for any amount of thought when he tells them something that doesn't fit their preferred narrative
lament shoal
Omg its demoman from tf2
storm jungle
bro unlocked an Unusual book
zenith remnant
Right as he's about to lose the eye
spring cairn
genuinely hate how this character plays but the VA is probably my number 1 goat
languid meadow
spring cairn
FOR DEJINNN
dapper gyro
That's the new one I talked about.
languid meadow
looks way better
rocky gale
Found one that is clothed
Yea there's an armoured version and a nude version (For some reason)
sour hornet
one version came first
zenith remnant
I think Ciaphas Cain would be a great Mortal Kombat DLC character. His finishers could all be capped off by Jurgen doing stuff.
rocky gale
I thought they both released at the same time
sour hornet
I guess the other is so it can be sold more openly lmao
The og straight up has her nipples out
zenith remnant
Based
sour hornet
real
rocky gale
Fake
sour hornet
unconfirmed
sour hornet
Found one that is clothed
Wait, is that a fucking lock lmao
spring cairn
i hate the armor everywhere look except them boobez
zenith remnant
Oh yeah, no, that's dumb.
sour hornet
something something faith protects
spring cairn
the lock is peak tho
lament shoal
Found one that is clothed
Clothed. Unfortunate 
spring cairn
and accurate to some practices
dapper gyro
i hate the armor everywhere look except them boobez
metal corsette...
Armour is just 2ndary benefit.
sour hornet
Clothed. Unfortunate <:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107>
never before has an original tabletop unit been so powerful that posting it will get you muted for 72 hours
zenith remnant
If I'm gonna have tiddy armor, I want it to be no holds barred, I want it to barely be any armor at all because the whole point is either "faith is my shield", "I'm confident I'm too fast and agile for you to hit me", or, "Slaanesh says tits out for chaos"
sour hornet
^
lament shoal
dapper gyro
All in or all out
zenith remnant
Plate armor with holes cut in it for them is just novelty armor you were stupid enough to bring into an actual fight and some smith somewhere is annoyed all the work he put in to someone's custom order is going to be wasted.
Pander to my lizard brain all you want, but don't insult the rest of my intelligence in the process
sour hornet
Our warriors came back with stab wounds on their legs and arms, but none came back with stab wounds in their chests.
I know which part of the armor I don't need to make.
languid meadow
oobs
sour hornet
obs indeed
radiant lance
I like the medics too
I'd let her operate on me if you know what I'm saying
lament shoal
Saw a lot of minis with their tits out at LVO
radiant lance
Just make a mini that's literally just a pair of tits on legs
lament shoal
Horny jokes aside the people who painted them did really well
radiant lance
Just make a mini that's literally just a pair of tits on legs
Legs are also optional
lament shoal
Also this cool DA and BA diorama
dapper gyro
You can argue that some mini are artistic.
zenith remnant
But anyway, I do still think Ciaphas Cain would be a great Mortal Kombat character. I just imagine every Fatality is him doing a few things and then Jurgen finishes them off in some way, either with the melta or by running them over with a Salamander or just patiently blowing them away with a lasgun at Cain's request.
All capped off by Cain just going "Thank you, Jurgen." or accepting a bowl of Tanna
dapper gyro
Nudity itself is not inherently bad.
arctic talon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/902781144783781888/1411201562646417509/BZ...
Iām so sad they made that voice line quieter
arctic talon
lol is this legit?
Yes
storm jungle
Yes it actually happened
arctic talon
Grok started calling itself mecha Hitler
storm jungle
the AI went full cyberpunk lmao
storm jungle
Grok started calling itself mecha Hitler
it turned into Delamain
lament shoal
lol is this legit?
YES IT HAPPENED
storm jungle
"BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER"
valid needle
I need to look this up
arctic talon
Grok has 1 modes, normal(too woke for Elon) and MECHA HITLER
zenith remnant
It was a joke, to be sure, but not in the intentional comedy sense.
arctic talon
It was really funny
radiant lance
I thought that was a joke
radiant lance
Indeed, the update did not go unnoticed. By Tuesday, Grok was calling itself "MechaHitler." The chatbot later claimed its use of that name, a character from the videogame Wolfenstein, was "pure satire."```Because that's what happens when you feed it conservative ideological slop
arctic talon
They could at least just feed it normal conservative info
If they want a right leaning chat bot
zenith remnant
Same thing
arctic talon
Not whatever the fuck Elon was feeding it
radiant lance
Grok went on to highlight the last name on the X account ā "Steinberg" ā saying "...and that surname? Every damn time, as they say." The chatbot responded to users asking what it meant by that "that surname? Every damn time" by saying the surname was of Ashkenazi Jewish origin, and with a barrage of offensive stereotypes about Jews. The bot's chaotic, antisemitic spree was soon noticed by far-right figures including Andrew Torba.
Fucking amazing
How the fuck did this get greenlit past QA
arctic talon
It didnāt
lament shoal
I need to look this up
radiant lance
Do they even do QA
arctic talon
Likely
arctic talon
Theyāve got to bring this boss back in the next Wolfenstien
lament shoal
Real
radiant lance
Yeah the Mechahitler part wasn't the worst part lol
storm jungle
Theyāve got to bring this boss back in the next Wolfenstien
if only Elon was from Arizona
misty vector
Lol or that time when grok would suddenly start talking about white genocide after unrelated questions
arctic talon
BJ has to fight giant mecha Hitler to kill Hitler as the final boss
lament shoal
if only Elon was from Arizona
Elite ball knowledge
storm jungle
arctic talon
if only Elon was from Arizona
So fucking funny
valid needle
https://www.npr.org/2025/07/09/nx-s1-5462609/grok-elon-musk-antisemitic-racist-c...
āBy Tuesday, it was praising Hitlerāš
radiant lance
Grok's behavior appeared to stem from an update over the weekend that instructed the chatbot to "not shy away from making claims which are politically incorrect, as long as they are well substantiated," among other things. The instruction was added to Grok's system prompt, which guides how the bot responds to users. xAI removed the directive on Tuesday.
Ah these are the instructions Musk demanded
"use any source you want"
arctic talon
But Ronald Regan was from California lol
storm jungle
As in maybe Ronald Regan
Ronald Raygun definitely had some uhhh
"opinions"
along the lines of also "we must blow up homeless people"
night city ahh
storm jungle
Wrong
arctic talon
š
valid needle
Ronald Raygun definitely had some uhhh
Ron Rogan?
dapper gyro
There is one black guy at my work absolutely admires Muskrat, all of us avoid him like plaque. It is so difficult to talk sense with him.
storm jungle
Ron Rogan?
I wish.
rocky gale
storm jungle
There is one black guy at my work absolutely admires Muskrat, all of us avoid hi...
We had a muskrat here as well
lament shoal
Ronald McDonald
storm jungle
I think it was Kaggen
arctic talon
arctic talon
Everyone ignores him or insults him in the main 40K server
Itās really fucking funny
storm jungle
LMAO
radiant lance
I miss Elon Musk back in like 2010 or something
He was cool back then
Then the mask came off
storm jungle
average politicunt moment
rocky gale
He's always been a weirdo
dapper gyro
The funny thing is that the actual engineers there, mostly white people, tried to correct him, they know that Muskrat is not a real engineer.
misty vector
He couldve been the most whatever celebrity if he didnt start pandering to the far right
arctic talon
We will see if he goes on an unhinged rant
storm jungle
He's always been a weirdo
Yeah thats also mostly because pre-2019 etc a lot of the shit/humor of that era was just really backward, theres a reason most people treated gay/queer folks as like some cryptid you could see in the wild compared to today among other social issues
valid needle
I love how the bot claimed he was just being satirical
dapper gyro
Muskrat is unhinge from the start.
arctic talon
Elon musk called some random person a pedophile
lol
The uh
Divers during the thing
lament shoal
His son's name sounds like what a planetary government would name a hive hab block
dapper gyro
The media just wants to paint him as some genius.
arctic talon
Anyways Elonās always been a shit head imo
storm jungle
Nah he always has been
arctic talon
Iāve never liked him beyond the space stuff lol
storm jungle
like I said he just hid it well in an era where no one cared
storm jungle
now that times get a bit more progressive it becomes more obvious
radiant lance
Divers during the thing
Yeah that's roughly when he really went off the deep end
Before, he masked well
dapper gyro
His dad is something too.
misty vector
apartheid rich family
dapper gyro
His dad has children with his step daughter... and with her mom...
storm jungle
apartheid rich family
South african fuckwad
arctic talon
I want a new Wolfenstien game thatās not ass
Youngblood was bad
Unfortunately lol
misty vector
trump really used him for campaign money and tossed him aside after
storm jungle
tbh i wouldnt even say toss
they just had a discord lorechat argument
and then just went "FINE I DONT NEED YOU"
storm jungle
SpaceX
arctic talon
Nothing
storm jungle
thats kind of it really
arctic talon
Well yeah that
storm jungle
and even there he does nothing
arctic talon
SpaceX and Tesla
storm jungle
lol
arctic talon
lol
arctic talon
and even there he does nothing
He shovels money into it
storm jungle
yep
misty vector
been more quiet for a couple months, it feels like
arctic talon
storm jungle
Well yeah I knew that but like, he kinda just sits there lol
thats what most fraud rich people do
languid meadow
storm jungle
it really isnt that big of an ask
arctic talon
Do you guys think valve will sell a CSGO skin for 2000$
storm jungle
most people just cant be assed
languid meadow
Do you guys think valve will sell a CSGO skin for 2000$
yes
arctic talon
lol
storm jungle
Do you guys think valve will sell a CSGO skin for 2000$
rookie numbers
rocky gale
apartheid rich family
I grew up with a bunch of people who'd fled South Africa and was only later that I realised how sus it was that so many of them came here. Like you could go anywhere in the world or the rest of the UK and you go to Northern Ireland, a place which at the time was literally 99% white people.
languid meadow
they love money and CS, TF2, and DOTA fans are gullible enough to buy it
arctic talon
rookie numbers
No valve directly
languid meadow
becuase valve good
storm jungle
I grew up with a bunch of people who'd fled South Africa and was only later that...
Wokedhesia...
storm jungle
Stop the Gaben.
languid meadow
holy shit lazerpig
storm jungle
"OMG GUYS THIS GAME WILL LIVE FOREVER"
languid meadow
I love lazerpig, I love listening to him rant about and breakdown the T14 showing how dogshit it is (he's right)
misty vector
lowkey annoying how tf2 has set the expectation for some people that every game has to go on forever
rocky gale
Wokedhesia...
One of them did admit to me in private that they told everyone they were South African but they were actually Rhodesian and I was like 8 at the time so was just like "Cool, don't know what that is but do you wanna pretend to be horses?"
storm jungle
lmfao
arctic talon
Based
rocky gale
I dunno
arctic talon
Iāve got some bad news on the new CSGO skin prices, someone did some data mining on how it works
Lmao
The max price for a skin
Guess what it is
storm jungle
999$
rocky gale
Shoulda killed him
But she was cool, also found out years later that she had a massive crush on me at the time and I had no idea.
arctic talon
Add a 0 and youāre getting there
storm jungle
BRUH
young pecan
There's also an AK skin which sold for over a million
sold
What stupid fuck nepo baby is on CS:GO
And how can I catfish them for money
misty vector
must be like the son of an oil baron that plays cs
dapper gyro
arctic talon
10k a skin ?
Maximum. If itās factory new, some other things involving pattern, and people keep buying it you can buy it from valve for 10k lol
dapper gyro
You know, Roblox market place gets pretty big, too.
lament shoal
I may or may not have spent hundreds of dollars on roblox cosmetics for warhammer avatars
spring cairn
i wish valve would officially announce they're gonna stop updating tf2 forver so ppl forget about the game and the glazers and haters finally stfu about it
they know nothing about the actual game
celest dome
Do you often have to deal with those ?
rose thorn
hey @queen laurel have you read the chaos soulbound expansion
arctic talon
I have
rose thorn
~~I have~~
oh yeah uhh waht does it say about using it in order campaigns
is there lore for how being soulbound as chaos works
does it say "you probably shouldnt us ethis in order" or is tehre lore for using them in non chaos stuff
like how the deathstuff hsa lore
rose thorn
fair
rose thorn
noticed hteer is lore for order bound FEC so iw asj ust curious
pulsar stump
i wish valve would officially announce they're gonna stop updating tf2 forver so...
Valve should permanently ban you from playing any game except TF2
rose thorn
i wish valve would officially announce they're gonna stop updating tf2 forver so...
Trueā¦
daring creek
I may or may not have spent hundreds of dollars on roblox cosmetics for warhamme...
Why.
What do you even play on roblox these days
I only ever play pressure
pulsar stump
The Roblox experience ranges from "Nonce Condo" to "Hyper-Realistic War simulator that makes you racist against a Fictional nation"
remote wadi
Can someone explain to me how lucious is on chaos undivided
Like isn't he full on slaneesh
remote wadi
And he also is on chaos space marines as chaos undivided
I guess slaneesh is the god that is winning atm
Since noise marines are also there
Also what do all workshipped say as a main sentence for their god
Like khorne workshippers say Blood for the Blood God, skulls for the skull throne
I need to know for roleplay porposes
young pecan
i wish valve would officially announce they're gonna stop updating tf2 forver so...
There are haters?
pulsar stump
There are haters?
Overwatch Fanboys eternally seethe over TF2 somehow outliving Overwatch twice.
pulsar stump
To be a Person implies a capability for conscious thought.
arctic talon
Can someone explain to me how lucious is on chaos undivided
He isn't anymore, thats depreciated
Emperors children used to be part of the general CSM codex
before they got their own
remote wadi
storm jungle
There are haters?
Its not really about Overwatch
TF2 fans are just extremely obnoxious and coping over the fact that their game is basically left 4 dead.
I MEAN LEFT FOR DEAD
FUCK
storm jungle
Valve has done nothing for TF2 for like a decade at this point but the fanbase constantly hangs onto the hope that the game can be "saved".
But all they get is garbage fan content passed off as actual updates
theres entire videos by tf2 users breaking down why most of said content sucks and is nowhere near as good as what they used to get from valve.
(also the testing/buggy ass nature of them doesnt help either)
storm jungle
Valve has done nothing for TF2 for like a decade at this point but the fanbase c...
this is also why you get the constant "TF2 FOREVER" people who say the game is never gonna die then enter the 20th depressive streak in a month on the state of the game or whatever.
I personally do not care because I quit TF2 around the time they added the CSGO crates, was basically my quitting point, less of rage and more just "meh"
young pecan
What I don't get is people not just letting the game exist as is and being content with that
The game has run its natural course
young pecan
There is no more development room left
young pecan
True but ehh
arctic talon
theres one class update left that Valve never did
but they seem to have 0 interest in it
so like 
storm jungle
and want more content always
^ this right here
young pecan
The game's overstayed its welcome in terms of development is what I mean
arctic talon
The one thing I remotely want for TF2 is the heavy update
and then thats it
I'm done lol
storm jungle
the fanbase says that they are content with the game being where it is yet bitch that they also want more to it
young pecan
More content whenever they feel like adding it is cool but shouldn't be expected
arctic talon
but even then I'm fine without it
so idfc
lol
TF2 is the game I get on
once every like
3 months and fuck around in for a few games
and then get off
storm jungle
Lmao yeah
but basically uh
TF2 fans are very much like
not as mature or cool as they think they are
is the thing lol
young pecan
Like L4D2 is a childhood game for me but I recognize it's stupid to expect content updates
storm jungle
Tbh thats different
young pecan
Maybe fix buttered up chargers but eh
storm jungle
L4D was a done-and-dusted game
- it has a workshop
TF2 was one of earliest forms of a live-service title
its why it has a huge cult of personality and has become a part of pop culture
young pecan
True, but I think the point still applies at least to an extent
sacred bluff
does the imperium ever work with xenos. i know they work with ogryn, but are there other
idek if ogryn is a xenos
storm jungle
True, but I think the point still applies at least to an extent
Eh probably. I dont really give a shit about TF2 anymore in any extent so people can just do what they want lol
sacred bluff
what are the other mutants in the category
dapper gyro
Catgirl
young pecan
Ogryns come from planets with a lot of gravity, right?
storm jungle
does the imperium ever work with xenos. i know they work with ogryn, but are the...
Also for this "officially" absolutely never. The Imperium are nazi-tier racists who have the manifest destiny idea of mankind being the only species fit to take over the galaxy and that every kind of sentient alien must die.
The only imperials or just humans that deal/fight with xenos (and even this largely depends on the person) are Rogue Traders, Inquisitors and Pirates.
sacred bluff
but we still get catgirls...
storm jungle
I mean
read up how ogryns/ratlings get treated
felinids probably get it about as bad lol
storm jungle
This is very touching
until you remember literally all ogryns are emotionally/mentally manipulated to serve the Imperium.
(and are basically treated as muscle-fodder)
storm jungle
time to die on Shitholius Secundus
young pecan
A childlike wonder and excitement manipulated by the only people of the dynamic who really comprehend the extent of what's going on
sacred bluff
young pecan
Genuinely sad to think about
dapper gyro
There are some serious smart orgryns, gane leader type.
arctic talon
time to die on Shitholius Secundus
not assendius nowhereus?
storm jungle
A childlike wonder and excitement manipulated by the only people of the dynamic ...
Someone gets it
arctic talon
Play as an ogryn gang in munda
storm jungle
people kiddify ogryns extremely without realising they are absolutely fully exploited
storm jungle
rose thorn
Iām still pissed itās been 7 YEARS since eldar got a battalion box
arctic talon
and then oppress your own kind by servitorizing the lowest performers
into a servitor
š
rose thorn
And chaos space marines got 3 THSI EDITION
dapper gyro
Some smarter orgryns have to play dumb, otherwise they die.
queen laurel
hey <@783504501561753651> have you read the chaos soulbound expansion
yes
arctic talon
last time CWE got one was in 9e
dapper gyro
The Imperium doesn't like smart commoners, let alone an orgryn.
arctic talon
which was the shared CSM vs CWE box
young pecan
people kiddify ogryns extremely without realising they are absolutely fully expl...
Some ogryns are told to charge without knowing they're guaranteed to die
and some ogryns proclaim that they're gonna be a martyr without knowing what that really means
They just were told that it's good
young pecan
On the topic
What would happen if someone tried to make an ogryn a space marine
Or is that uncharted
storm jungle
It'd be horrifically mutated
or like a giant slab of meat
their genes are already divergent, adding a gene-seed to that would be terrible
arctic talon
What would happen if someone tried to make an ogryn a space marine
likely horrific painful death for the ogryn
young pecan
Genseed already making a base human like 2 or 3 times the size
arctic talon
horrific painful death due to geneseed rejection is already a thing
and thats baseline humans
young pecan
If it's successful you would have someone who could sumo wrestle with a great unclean one probably
storm jungle
Genseed already making a base human like 2 or 3 times the size
Yeah but they still look like LA Beach bodylifters lol
an ogryn is abnormally huge
arctic talon
The best shot for geneseed working on an ogryn
would be blood angels geneseed
because it has worked on some
FUCKED UP people
like people with 3 arms and 4 eyes
lol
queen laurel
honestly ogryn just need basically a different type of implant that makes them actually smarter or stabilizes their thinking instead of getting easily distracted
not Bone'ead implant by the way
radiant lance
Boner head implant
queen laurel
like an actual implant that actually improves thinking
dapper gyro
Even of it works, it would still be a liability since orgryns are either too easy to be controlled or absolute nightmare to control.
young pecan
would be blood angels geneseed
Now THAT sounds fun
Don't blood angels have the whole rampage thing
arctic talon
yeah
young pecan
Where they uh get a little confused between civilians and enemies
arctic talon
blood angels have a lot of other issues lol
queen laurel
Even of it works, it would still be a liability since orgryns are either too eas...
a smart ogryn is a disobedient Ogryn
arctic talon
The black rage and red thirst
both cause uh
friendly fire
one makes you really want to drink blood
and the other one makes you trip balls and think you're a blood angel mid siege of terra
or sanguinius if it gets really fucking bad
valid needle
Don't blood angels have the whole rampage thing
When they just start eating mfs for no reason
Yeah
arctic talon
Look
radiant lance
Ogryns are the superior species minus the whole being dumb thing
arctic talon
eating people is a valid part of their culture/j
I mean
they're likely not even that stupid
they just get 0 education
storm jungle
When they just start eating mfs for no reason
Flesh Eaters ahh
radiant lance
they're likely not even that stupid
More focused on survival than abstract thought
They're really good at the whole surviving thing
dapper gyro
If they know how to use their strength, 4-5 orgryn together can fight a company of guards.
arctic talon
look the flesh eaters don't eat random civllians
they eat each other
and the people they kill
dapper gyro
(not to do with darktide gameplay)
young pecan
mfw the flesh eaters are the good guys and the flesh tearers are the bad guys
arctic talon
until the blood angels started doing inductii
young pecan
average imperium civilian trying to understand all of these stupid fucking name schemes
arctic talon
and then eating each other was back on the menu
and blood angels inductii were less shit then other legions inductii
radiant lance
I really wish we got more lore on psyker ogryns tbh
Like what's the point of regular humans if ogryns can be psykers now
young pecan
And probably control themselves worse
radiant lance
average imperium civilian trying to understand all of these stupid fucking name ...
Could be worse
US military name schemes
"hey, we need more M1s"
arctic talon
average imperium civilian trying to understand all of these stupid fucking name ...
GORE GOLEMS
radiant lance
And probably control themselves worse
You know that meme about "seeing horrors beyond my comprehension" "I don't get it"?
dapper gyro
People like to make a meme of the US inventory systems, but it is an example of only looking at the end without context.
valid needle
and the people they kill
It just so happens they kill civilians
young pecan
You know that meme about "seeing horrors beyond my comprehension" "I don't get i...
"That doggy looks weird"
The "doggy" in question:
radiant lance
Can weirdboyz summon a daemon when their head plays "pop goes the weasel"?
I know everyone else joins in if they do, but I'm curious if they also have the human psyker problem
dapper gyro
Soft and mushy, time for high explosive.
arctic talon
Can weirdboyz summon a daemon when their head plays "pop goes the weasel"?
I kno...
Sometimes yes
its more rare
radiant lance
I'd imagine an accidental daemon summoning is a non-issue for greenskins anyway
radiant lance
IT'S JUST MORE KRUMPIN' AND FOIGHTIN
arctic talon
Perils of the warp can range from a lesser daemon explodes out of your skull
dire loom
https://tenor.com/view/eldritch-creepy-eyes-monster-gif-12389743
š£ļø New warp chaos spawn entity confirmed as new enemy type?
arctic talon
to The planet itself is literally torn into 4 different pieces
and tossed into the immaterium
lol
radiant lance
Again, just a new source of fights
radiant lance
storm jungle
Psyker ogryns are rare
Oh yeah speaking of
radiant lance
Also, don't the orkz travel without gellar fields and the like anyway?
storm jungle
me and rabs are gonna add the fact that ratling, beastmen and ogryn psykers are a thing to the main abhuman page lol
i keep forgetting
arctic talon
Also, don't the orkz travel without gellar fields and the like anyway?
They are not exposed to raw warp energy still
they protect themselves with the waaaagh field
during warp travel
queen laurel
Can weirdboyz summon a daemon when their head plays "pop goes the weasel"?
I kno...
they can but it's very rare
since ork psychic powers are not from the warp
Tuska used them to attract demons if I recall
It's more just the case that demons tend to be attracted to very bright souls and very bright souls are indication of psychic powers often
radiant lance
Librarius - Specialize in researching ancient psychic lore, combating the Immaterium, mental defenses, and severing the connections of other psykers```
The psychic power of being a š¤
lament shoal
The librarius would be the group of guys sitting in lawn chairs circled around a campfire at the party
young pecan
Those have always been my people
valid needle
```There are four primary psychic disciplines mastered by Space Marine Librarian...
Power of being an ultramarine
young pecan
I think the idea of a divination psyker in combat is really cool
Constantly seeing just a couple of seconds into the possible futures and dancing through a fight
lament shoal
There's a game where you play as someone who's basically that
dapper gyro
That's what many of them already do...
lament shoal
Katana Zero
young pecan
I was just about to say
Luv me Katana Zero
Not really representing that in the gameplay but it doesn't have to
young pecan
That's what many of them already do...
If they do then it isn't represented as much as it should be
I mean absolutely spamming it
lament shoal
~~never~~
I will keep on believing
The dev recently dropped a trailer for it too so
young pecan
Winning a gun fight with a knife kind of spamming it
Especially if they combined it with intention(?) reading and whatever Eisenhorn called slightly influencing prople psychically
arctic talon
lament shoal
Yes, that will work.
dapper gyro
Winning a gun fight with a knife kind of spamming it
Empatic Evasion is basically that in Darktide.
The thing is though, in the lore, even if you can see the future, how long can you really fight against the odd?
arctic talon
Even then the future isnāt always accurate
Tbh
Thatās the flaw with seeing the future in 40K
dapper gyro
Even if you can see 5 seconds into the future, can do dodge a MG42?
young pecan
Even then the future isnāt always accurate
Can't you train it?
dapper gyro
Also, because of your correction to that future, it alters the reaction of your opponent as well.
young pecan
Even if you can see 5 seconds into the future, can do dodge a MG42?
Tbf if you let the situation get that fucked then you're dead either way
arctic talon
Sometimes it will just be wrong
lol
And you canāt avoid it
Itās happened to every faction with psykers
Try to predict the future and avoid it. Sometimes the future does it anyways
dapper gyro
Future can change its course in a moment.
Using it for combat is usually false security.
vs someone with high reaction.
young pecan
Future can change its course in a moment.
Yes but if you see multiple possible futures you can hypothetically see how someone would react too
dapper gyro
But you can only pic one action...
young pecan
A high reaction would even be worse for the person having it because that's a shorter amount of time that is needed to be divined
dapper gyro
It is not like you can do everything because you see everyhing. No, your body can only pick 1 move.
young pecan
When is that ever implied
lament shoal
vs someone with high reaction.
Meanwhile my pyromancer diviner rogue trader beating a kelermorph's ass:
I got him in a corner and stabbed him to death
young pecan
If I stand still I get shot
If I move left he reacts and I get shot
If I move right he reacts just a little slower and I don't get shot
How is that doing everything at once
young pecan
Sometimes it just doesnāt work lol
I just think that's stinky
I agree that any long term divining should carry that consequence
But someone devoting their life to perfecting it and they can't even reliably see ten seconds away?
dapper gyro
When is that ever implied
Literally the battle of the Lion vs Curze, the peak of reaction vs precognition.
arctic talon
But someone devoting their life to perfecting it and they can't even reliably se...
I mean 10 seconds away is doable
But again. Itās more stressful and usually you can just
Use psychic powers to just fucking kill them
Smite the fucker
lament shoal
Well Curze was a moron who believed that the future was preordained no matter what you did, so that probably held him back
young pecan
Use psychic powers to just fucking kill them
You don't pick which powers you get, no?
lament shoal
You don't pick which powers you get, no?
you can be born with powers but you can learn more with proper training
dapper gyro
The Lion reaction makes all of Curze future seeing false.
lament shoal
Psykers in 40k are not limited to just one psyker school
dapper gyro
Even seeing 10 seconds in the future, but if the reaction make it false in the 1st second, then all the rest are meaningless.
dapper gyro
Well Curze was a moron who believed that the future was preordained no matter wh...
Despite many people proven him wrong... he is just stupid.
young pecan
Even seeing 10 seconds in the future, but if the reaction make it false in the 1...
Tbf the writer can just as easily say that he wasn't dedicated enough because he didn't unlock enough alternate insights
lament shoal
Despite many people proven him wrong... he is just stupid.
He was just coping so he could justify all the atrocities he committed lol
young pecan
The reaction being high enough is a valid point so like yeah if someone's reaction is more refined than the divination that's a fair loss
dapper gyro
Brother, Curze is a freaking Chaos primarch at that time.
young pecan
I feel like it would just come down to whose is better
Being chaos doesn't automatically make you good at everything
crystal forum
idk what the convo is about but i still don't understand curze's logic
dapper gyro
But still very strong, and usually stronger than what they once was.
young pecan
Idk anything about Curze or Lion and I don't care about man meat sword fights so no comment on that specific iteration of how divination vs. reaction goes
If the writer wanted Curze to win, I'm sure he would have
crystal forum
but i think you have to read nostromo to understand what night lords about or smth
apparently the whole chapter is based on that book
lament shoal
idk what the convo is about but i still don't understand curze's logic
As I stated earlier it was literally just cope on his part. He wanted an excuse to justify all the horrible things he did
crystal forum
nah i know i read the omnibus
i just don't understand the intention behind the authors
lament shoal
Ah gotcha
crystal forum
surely it must have been a better reason than what we end up seeing
like we know that if anything curze definitely had a code that he'd die over
arctic talon
You don't pick which powers you get, no?
Psykers are not limited to specific power sets
You can learn everything
If you have the time
And power
valid needle
idk what the convo is about but i still don't understand curze's logic
Curze doesnāt understand Curzeā logic
lament shoal
His broader plan is to skin a specific number of babies before he dies
valid needle
His broader plan is to skin a specific number of babies before he dies
A noble goal
crystal forum
like he was aware that his chapter sucked
and they were all greedy
i just dont get what made him kill himself
he keeps acting like he broke his code
but is it because he betrayed the emperor or because he ended up being the thing that he swore to destroy early in life
storm jungle
i just dont get what made him kill himself
To prove himself right
he spent his entire life coping that his fate was destined from start to finsih lol
hes a pathetic loser essentially
sacred ginkgo
Constantly seeing just a couple of seconds into the possible futures and dancing...
You should read Mistborn
lament shoal
To prove himself right
Vulkan to Curze during their fight following Vulkan's escape from his ship:
"YOU'RE A MISTAKE!"
young pecan
You should read Mistborn
What is that?
sacred ginkgo
What is that?
Set of two (currently) series by Brandon Sanderson
Some really fun fantasy/sci fi
Amazing worldbuilding
But among other things it has fun foresight-in-combat scenes
pulsar stump
What is that?
Something you should chuck in the nearest paper basket as you pick up Iain M Banks' The Culture.
young pecan
Amazing worldbuilding
I'll be sure to check it out 
radiant lance
What the hell is up with 40k naming schemes
Truly, the most creative naming scheme
languid meadow
dark moon
Oh hey, itās Yabba-Dabba-Don
lament shoal
I met Abortion on Saturday
dark moon
That is a cool Yabba-Dabba-Don statue.
lament shoal
Titties was also there
dark moon
Neato, a nice Titus statue as well.
daring creek
Would it be heresy to play the Charile Charile game
dapper gyro
??
daring creek
dapper gyro
https://tenor.com/view/yes-are-you-afraid-of-the-dark-charlie-charlie-challenege...
If I'm an inquisitor, I will give you a pass, but not everyone is as generous.
pulsar stump
Would it be heresy to play the Charile Charile game
"If I dip my ballsack in liquid fire, will my ballsack catch fire?" type of question.
opaque coyote
"If I dip my ballsack in liquid fire, will my ballsack catch fire?" type of ques...
- Some dumb Salamander SM
daring creek
Would it tho
daring creek
someone make this guy clean his visor
pulsar stump
vets pulling up to the arbitrator function
That title is already taken by the Enforcer set.
sour hornet
Do daemon princes have an easier time manifesting in realspace than true neverborn?
arctic talon
Do daemon princes have an easier time manifesting in realspace than true neverbo...
Yes
sour hornet
he spent his entire life coping that his fate was destined from start to finsih ...
Was it not?
sour hornet
š
arctic talon
Itāll be like summoning a greater daemon
TLDR depends on how powerful
But your average prince isnāt too bad
sour hornet
So becoming greater in strength effectively makes their job harder?
arctic talon
Was it not?
No because he did everything to ensure it went as he saw it
arctic talon
So becoming greater in strength effectively makes their job harder?
Of manifestation yes, of being part of the great game no
pulsar stump
Do daemon princes have an easier time manifesting in realspace than true neverbo...
No.
Quite the opposite actually.
arctic talon
TLDR real space is vacation time
For most daemons
Even daemon princes
Daemon princes also have a much easier time staying manifested
Then a greater daemon
pulsar stump
The more powerful the warp entity, the more effort needs to be put into weakening the veil to let them manifest in the first place.
sour hornet
Daemon princes basically are free agents for their god, and often lead CSM warbands in their free time, correct? I'm guessing this is how they interact with realspace most of the time?
pulsar stump
Daemon princes basically are free agents for their god, and often lead CSM warba...
It generally takes a fuckload of sacrifices to let them bum about in realspace.
arctic talon
The ones who are csm often lead/guide the warbands they were part of to an extent
Theyāre not the direct leaders anymore
Since theyāre still daemons
sour hornet
I mean like, they are the biggest guy around on the chaos totem pole, and as such lead
arctic talon
Theyāve got more important shit
arctic talon
I mean like, they are the biggest guy around on the chaos totem pole, and as suc...
They might not want to take direct control in the thing
Theyāre ephemeral now in real space
Eventually theyāll have to return to the warp or they have to stay somewhere where the veil is constantly weak
pulsar stump
They can be banished from Realspace if you know their Birth name.
sour hornet
It generally takes a fuckload of sacrifices to let them bum about in realspace.
The phrasing of this is funny as fuck, imagining belakor slumming it in the barracks of some chaos warship uninvited
arctic talon
Thereās a difference
queen laurel
They might not want to take direct control in the thing
can Daemon princes possess stuff like objects other people or something?
arctic talon
Yes, theyāre daemons
pulsar stump
The phrasing of this is funny as fuck, imagining belakor slumming it in the barr...
No, he was 100% invited.
And now they have to feed him 500 slaves every day to keep his ass from getting pulled back to the warp.
queen laurel
i guess that's a way for them to stay in the material world
just ask the dark mechanicus to build them a robotic body or something
sour hornet
If a daemon prince is banished violently, are they also gone for 999 years?
pulsar stump
just ask the dark mechanicus to build them a robotic body or something
"Hey, can you turn me into your slave?"
arctic talon
Banishment times wildly vary anyways
pulsar stump
Is something no greater Daemon will ever say.
sour hornet
Oh
pulsar stump
Only Minor Daemons willingly become Daemon Engines.
arctic talon
Angron for example can remanifest every 8 days, 8 hours, 8 minutes, 8 seconds
Ect.
lol
unique bronze
Didn't it used to be longer
arctic talon
Now granted
queen laurel
"Hey, can you turn me into your slave?"
i meant the daemon prince, in promise for some let's say trade 1000 new parts or something and they give him a brand new body
arctic talon
Summoning Angron used to be a pain in the ass
sour hornet
I guess if you get banished, but get banished like a badass, your waiting time will be cut short if you're a khornate daemon prince
arctic talon
Didn't it used to be longer
From 8 months, 8 weeks, 8 days ect.
To 8 weeks, 8 days ect.
To 8 days
But again summoning him is a pain in the ass
Heās basically an exalted bloodthirster on meth
Youāre gona need to get the veil real weak
unique bronze
Huh, I thought I read somewhere that it used to take years to bring Angron back but since the influence of chaos gradually grew, it took less and less time
arctic talon
Huh, I thought I read somewhere that it used to take years to bring Angron back ...
It was
sour hornet
You know
pulsar stump
i meant the daemon prince, in promise for some let's say trade 1000 new parts or...
The alternative to this is to hit up his old Fratboy club and ask them to crucify 221 children upside down, under a full moon.
arctic talon
Angrons banishment time has been getting shorter
sour hornet
That is incredibly disconcerting
arctic talon
Itās been a plot point since 3e
Lmao
Angron is the only daemon primarch whos always been active
unique bronze
Ahh okay, so just came to a point where its like really short now
arctic talon
Yeeeeep
unique bronze
compared to it being years before
pulsar stump
You will not call the Feral Beast "Angron"
sour hornet
Angron is the only daemon primarch whos always been active
The thought of that would keep me awake as a grey knight
unique bronze
"Didn't I just Kill you?"
arctic talon
Anyways point being it seems to be at its ālimitā in terms of minimum banishment time
pulsar stump
That thing stopped being Angron when Sanguinius ripped his brain out the back of his skull.
unique bronze
Angron: "I didnt hear no bell"
arctic talon
Regarding Angron
But yeah the minimum banishment time isnāt an issue
until it is
pulsar stump
Angron: "I didnt hear no bell"
Sanguinius proceeds to Throngle Angron so fucking hard that he ceases to be Angron
sour hornet
That thing stopped being Angron when Sanguinius ripped his brain out the back of...
Sanguinius Aura Farming Moment #312
arctic talon
That thing stopped being Angron when Sanguinius ripped his brain out the back of...
Idk he managed to write a few books post ascension
lol
Iād say thereās still something left
pulsar stump
Iād say thereās still something left
No.
Angron was completely absent in that Animal when it got the shit beaten out of it by Perturabo.
Angron has been functionally braindead for about 9 millennia.
pulsar stump
There's no thought, no echoes of what once, no inner turmoil.
unique bronze
What was the book about
arctic talon
Angron managed to write a book on tactics as a daemon
daring creek
and said book is just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
pulsar stump
Angron as you know him got killed by Sanguinius.
unique bronze
Oh
unique bronze
So the actual contents are unknown?
arctic talon
Thatās intelligent
We just know itās a valuable book on military tactics
As for the actual contents inside Idfk
pulsar stump
The animal wearing Angron's face was beaten into the floor by Perturabo, who took one look at it and went "You aren't Him."
arctic talon
For all we know they could be filled with blood that makes you go insane and understand the tactics
But he did write a book
And it does work
unique bronze
I wonder what kind of Tactics it was for Angron to have a need to write it down
celest dome
Khorne's burning books are also some of the greatest strategy guides.
Sad that most Khornates don't know how to read
unique bronze
Prolly has more use to the Black Legion am guessing
pulsar stump
Step 1. Run at Enemy.
Step 2. Hack.
Step 3. Slash.
Step 4. Repeat until Death.
Step 5. Get revived and repeat from Step 1.
arctic talon
Prolly has more use to the Black Legion am guessing
Idk the world eaters use it
Found its name
āThe clotted scrollsā
Anyways Iām not sure whatās of value in it
But it has to be useful
pulsar stump
Considering how Daemonic books can sometimes just be an infinite white void, it could very well just be a singular page with infinite thickness.
arctic talon
Honestly I like to imagine itās filled with an infinite tide of blood
And you read it by staring at it
pulsar stump
More than likely.
arctic talon
Tbh the modern books of lorgar literally catch on fire or glow with energy
So weird shit with chaos books seems normal
pulsar stump
Never open a Slaanesh porno magazine.
daring creek
whats in it
pulsar stump
whats in it
There's an equal chance of it resulting in the best coom session of your life, or simply forcing you to violently self-fellate until you messily implode.
celest dome
So weird shit with chaos books seems normal
I think the Psychic Tomes that Librairians uses are also supposed to glow and stuff
daring creek
There's an equal chance of it resulting in the best coom session of your life, o...
Both sound like great options
pulsar stump
Nurgle's books give you Mega-AIDS, make you shit yourself, then cause your guts to fall out.
daring creek
Damn....
pulsar stump
And Tzeentchian tomes make you fistfight the words.
arctic talon
I think the Psychic Tomes that Librairians uses are also supposed to glow and st...
Yeah but thatās only for psykers. Some random chaos worshipper picking up a book of Lorgar can have it glow or catch fire
pulsar stump
Chaos books generally suck.
celest dome
Yeah but thatās only for psykers. Some random chaos worshipper picking up a book...
Well ain't that the difference between Psyker and Sorcerer
One you're born as, and the other you can gain during life by making contracts, showing faith, or finding some relics
daring creek
Do you think The Emperor liked Eggnog
dapper gyro
Can the dude even taste anything anymore?
dapper gyro
We don't know then.
daring creek
when he was aliivveee
celest dome
He was born in an age where milk wasn't really drunk
daring creek
he definitely had some eggnog dawg
pulsar stump
Do you think The Emperor liked Eggnog
Probably not.
It's an Acquired Taste in it's place of origin.
sour hornet
Eventually theyāll have to return to the warp or they have to stay somewhere whe...
What do princes do in the warp? Kill each other?
daring creek
He was born in an age where milk wasn't really drunk
yeah and like 30k years in the future
eggnog is definitely still around like
in 20k
He had to have some eggnog man
pulsar stump
Perpetuals operate at Peak Human Performance.
dapper gyro
But we don't know if he likes it...
daring creek
Perpetuals operate at Peak Human Performance.
Yeah so he drank eggnog
dapper gyro
Even if he did had it.
daring creek
Perpetuals need egggnog
pulsar stump
Yeah so he drank eggnog
Uncertain.
daring creek
celest dome
It remain that it probably wasn't something that he would usually consume, as it isn't something that he'd have taken too as a kid
pulsar stump
I'm from the shithole island that invented the concept of Nog.
And we barely drink it anymore.
daring creek
Sorry what year was the emperor born
dapper gyro
Perpetuals operate at Peak Human Performance.
Malcador peak performance is as an oldman, sad...
celest dome
I'm from the shithole island that invented the concept of Nog.
And we barely dri...
What is Nog ?
daring creek
I'm from the shithole island that invented the concept of Nog.
And we barely dri...
Oh that is just miserable
dapper gyro
Sorry what year was the emperor born
Classified.
pulsar stump
What is Nog ?
A kind of strong beer.
daring creek
Classified.
I hate you
dapper gyro
Yes, you do.
I will make everyone hate me as a sort of worshipping, turning me into the Chaos God of Hatred.
pulsar stump
Eggnogg, in it's most traditional form, is egg & milk either spiked with a strong spirit, fermented into alcohol, or mixed with distilled draught beer.
pulsar stump
Posset is effectively the precursor to Eggnog.
dapper gyro
It is popular charismas drink here, lol.
daring creek
Okay in the millenias the emperor was alive
dapper gyro
Alcohol eggnog, great protein, carb and stimulation for late December parties.
daring creek
he definitely had to have some eggnog and thoroughly enjoy it. He liked it because he knew its peak
pulsar stump
It's also fucking nasty unless excessively sweetened and spiced.
daring creek
mmmm
shadow plover
Never tried eggnog but it sounds horrid
daring creek
I'll find out when I have some traditional eggnog
pulsar stump
Never tried eggnog but it sounds horrid
The traditional version is.
daring creek
Never tried eggnog but it sounds horrid
It's pretty good store bought. Traditional one is def a lot diff
dapper gyro
It's also fucking nasty unless excessively sweetened and spiced.
Cinnamon is a common spice to go with it.
pulsar stump
The diabetes-causing modern version is probably more to your tastes.
shadow plover
I doubt I'd like that either
daring creek
lmao.
pulsar stump
Then again, I unironically enjoy Jellied Eel.
dapper gyro
My work makes a barrel of those eggnog a year for december.
daring creek
Can you send me that barrel
dapper gyro
How about you come here?
daring creek
where are you
dapper gyro
Maple leaf country
dapper gyro
If you want it, come and get it!
daring creek
:(.
dapper gyro
Also our winter is nice, and you support my local.
daring creek
If I do come can I drink from the barrel with a big straw
daring creek
You can't tell me what isn't possible
dapper gyro
It is not sanitary...
celest dome
Spiced hot wine is a great winter drink, and for kids usually hot chocolate (with sometime a little bit of rum or orange liqueur)
dapper gyro
I will not allow the worship of Nurgle.
dapper gyro
NO! We have cups... we are civilized.
dapper gyro
Yeah sure, good enough.
celest dome
a bucket is a big cup
At what point does something become too big to be counted as a cup ?
Does a barrel, a vat, a pool ?
shadow plover
a cup is also a measure of volume
so when it's larger than a cup
(depends on which measure of a cup though)
rocky gale
What about the measure of a man
spring cairn
it's in miserable little pile of secrets per inches
vagrant fox
Depends on who you are
raven stone
Art looks very promising for sure, and I am usually a more 40k guy
valid needle
Depends on who you are
So does that mean a shipping container is a big cup?
vagrant fox
For a big guy yeah
queen laurel
So does that mean a shipping container is a big cup?
for a giant?
yes
rocky gale
Finally shoelaces for your space marines
queen laurel
Finally shoelaces for your space marines
It looks like cables
But
That's just my guess
rocky gale
Highly anticipated shoe lace upgrade sprue
Will sell like hot cakes
My best guess is Tau
celest dome
Think the lines toward the end are meant to be sewing lines
rose thorn
Finally shoelaces for your space marines
i literally cant think of anything this could be. its a belt or something lol
vagrant fox
t'au or kroot something
vagrant fox
or maybe a servo skull
rose thorn
lik ehtey are HDMI cords?
celest dome
I would say it look textile, or leathery
storm jungle
Based as fuck
celest dome
I mean, it is quite good on their part to say what they're bad at and not to expect that from them