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I agree
Indeed
i think someone said the old kit is sticking around too
I dont care much for them and i prefer if we got actual new auxillary aliens instead BUT i love their look still. The little predator drone-esque movable visor thing is great
Tbh Tau having a marine esque elite KT is gona be funny
oh yeah why does the space wolf killteam have a stupid as fuck name
Wolf scouts?
What is it
Packmaster?
No
be fucking glad it isnt Alpha
Its a weird title for the whole team
Uhhh let me see
Like how the tau one is called darkstar
Blackfang's Ghostpack
Wolf pack?
Blackfang for the company
Ghostpack because they’re wolf scouts Idfk
That’s what I extracted from that name
fucking blackfang my ass give the fuckers a codex astarties
they have a stupid name because it's space wolves
They got one, and ignored like 70% of it
💀
Space wolves told guilliman to F himself with the codex
Gonna blackfang my skull
just like conservatives irl
LMAO
and space wolves are fucking stupid
Honestly
Nuh uh
at least blood angels try to follow the codex
Codex stupid
oh yeha my ex plays tau and space wolves so she probably likes the box
mfs why are half of the space wolf successors chaos
because they didnt follow the codex
STOP REMINDING ME
Who? I only know of the Dark Wolves
I do not want to fucking hear about Vulfbad ever again
AHAHAHAJAHAHA
STOP IT
I will say it again Dilara
aauaghhh NO DONT
Vulfbad = Wolf Bad = Bad Dog
blood wolves, dark wolves, red wolves
ngl i dont know what happened to them anymore
Im convinced that the person who made him did it to spite SW fans
I DIDNT KNOW THIS SHIT
Oh renegade could mean anything
and this isnt counting the chaos tainted companies
Not necessarily chaos
mf their successor to chaos rate is 45% for a reason
I forgot the demo is out and now I need to play it
This has to be a fucking meme right

This is bait right
no idea but it reminded me of my great need to play this game
queen behavior
pretty sure its rage baiting btw
Incels when women get a leading role in a video game
Scaevola isn’t even the main admech character
In mechanicus 2
She’s just the tutorial character
you dont get it I need them to have massive tits
ALSO HOLD UP
are these fucking mindschackled dudes
lmfao
Yes
Yeah i think they went that way for visual identification
since like
mindshacks can be microscopic
lol
does he has his own detcahment
uhh probably
also ehs the literal best part of psychic awakening
that entire release
oh yeah my lgs is getting the combat patorl, uhg i want it but its 200 dollars
thats kinda psychoitc
oka 170 usd
hes been a part of 'crons for awhile but that as his big re-debut yeah
mettaton szeras combo is crazy
My honest reaction 2x:
i also hope its a harlequin box
but i know thats not happening
pls split craftworlds into 3 factions again or at least back into craftworlds and harliquins
gw did not do it like battle battletome orruks
im ngl thought it was an owlcat game
tbh close enough
Huh💀
some imperium glazer gonna be like:
OPERATIONAL VICTORY
combta patrols are 170 usd
What combat patrol Maggie?
harlequins
Damn, combat patrols here are 80 GBP
Harlequins sold like shit is why they got shoved into the CWE codex in 9e 💀

I suppose it makes sense
😔
man iw nana play underworlds uhg
I want AoS necromunda
me too
Some horrific shithole in the mortal realms
I want Deathwing 2
probably helcrown
looting the riuns of a city of sigmar
Oh that would be fun
Have something else awful happen to it
That makes it even more valuable
fr
So the ruins become even more valuable
Or have like realmstone deposits grow from it
Idk
the ruisn are already valuable, especialy if you throw stormvault in there
thats what warhammer underworlds embergard is about lol
I forgor
I’m not sure if I want it to be like
Actually a kind of worthless place
So we see all the fuckups
Of order/chaos/death/destruction
Unfortunately AoS is not based enough to have Juves as a thing/hj
So I will take an extremely incompetent freeguild corp instead
please give me aos mordiem pls pls pls
But yeah I’m not sure if I’d want it to be more like, these are actually competent and parts of it
Or like
whoops
Because Munda is much more
A bunch of gangers
And Mordheim is actual like, professionals to an extent lol
I’m not sure which would be better
on simialr topic ivebeen day dreaming about my hunt master
mainly trying just to ocme up wiht their silly titles
since htat will really determine thier lore
ie scion of the silken factorums
my current idea is she was given complete control over a single street
so she has been destroying everythign she can and expanding that street as much as possible
tyrant of crimson alley or somethng
Would be fun
would be fun for territory just to go in a straight ilne since they cant benefit from them anyway
unless theres some other family linage she can inheret htat woudl be funny
whats somethign thats mass produced and is detrimental to everyone except the super elite
and serves utterly no purpose
Gold embroidered disposable handkerchiefs or something
lol
Something that’s ostentatious and disposable
ivory or osmething would be fun
2nd heir of the ivory duchy
wait tat sounds liek a real place whoops
oh im ean in necromunda
lol
yeah ivory exists- itsjust a type of bone-
theres anossiarch kingdom that is only mde of ivory
Oh lmao I’m dumb
But yeah imo something disposable and ostentatious
Is the best option
Or something ostentatious and mundane
Like Platinum utensils
Something that shouldn’t be ran on slavery but it is…
holy shit Kynox sounds so cool
The world of Warcraft character?
one of the necron characters in M2
OHHH
they also got tytles liek
ELIZABETTIA HELMAWR,
LAST DEFENDER OF THE CRYSTAL FORTRESS
KARSKAA HELMAWR,
LORD OF THE IRRADIUM HEIGHTS,
JONTIUM HELMWAR,
4TH SON OF CHALLILIDA HELMWAR
so the titles usually involve a perosn or place
i hace no lcue what hte fuck irradium is
Radium is a thing irl
and iridum
maybe?
i shoudl just look at the name of stupid expensive neighborhoods for ideas
"Old Tuxedo"
how can you describe uber in the sudo latin 40k way
servator powered cars...
The Adeptus Transportarium
transportarium is great tbh
Last Heir of the Glass Transportariums
wait whats the fancy way ot refer to those windows in churches
plexiglass?
no wait uhh
Common names for church windows include lancet, rose, clerestory, and oculus (or ocular window). Other specialized names are Catherine window (a type of rose window), wheel window (a simpler, circular window), and the general term for upper wall windows, clerestory, which often features aisle windows below them
like thee types of windows
not he uh hang on let me sedn the 40k model
i know it has a name
but ive only heard it in context refering tot his
READ.
OH LOL
LMAO
really?
such a weird ass name
YEP
Stained glass refers to coloured glass as a material or art and architectural works created from it. Although it is traditionally made in flat panels and used as windows, the creations of modern stained glass artists also include three-dimensional structures and sculpture. Modern vernacular usage has often extended the term "stained glass" to in...
"stained" is such a weird way to refer to it
i really thought it was called something else
ah
Do you think the imperium has a thing as museums?
what thing?
Well, do you think they have museums?
yeah
Yeah honestly that's what I always thought of it as
Also probably because the glass colors come from fragments of metal inside the glass.
Depending on the oxidation, it will reflect different colors
yaktribe doenst have secundus yet kill me
This also affects things like texture
Although bubbles apparently come from literally injecting gasses into the glass while it's in the furnace
Glass is cool
Yes they added powdered metals to the glass to give it colour back in the middle ages iirc
Bit of powdered gold to make red or sommat
Probably explains the stained part
okay munda manager has secundus
Yeah they do
for future note the Imperium has basically every form of building-thingy we got
it just has a gothic flair
Odd question, but what are the chances that the glass is actually bulletproof?
it probably is plasma proof or something obseen
"Bro where's the super market."
"I have no fucking clue, everything looks gothic.'
"Have you tried finding the sign?"
"Yeah I've tried but every sign is covered by the 15 different skull placements along with advertisements to join the Guard."
"...just use EmpMaps"
Astronomimaps
i swore make up had a weird name in 40k
We do have market places in Darktide.
Rejuvenat? That might count?
And they're probably way less non-profit
i wonder if they are like their libraries
more tomb or prison for knowledge than anything else
Sorry just need to quickly gush
I love Firstborn Marines and I know Miguel Iglesias goes into detail to make their proportions coherent, but I absolutely adore being able to look at Primaris and think, "Yeah there's a human in there"
honestly I haven't checked but it's also because primaris armour is slimmer (or at least feels so)
I do like the slimmer look
yeah I like it as well but I feel like it only works in modern 40k
firstborn marines with slimmer armour feels weird
Phobos pattern looks great
Tbh I like how firstborn Marines have the bulky look at times
But I also like slimmer other times
I honestly think it depends on the chapter
Like whenever I think of Marines like
Imperial Fists, Black Templars, etc.
Bulky fits the Marines that use heavier weaponry or just are fucking crazy
But Raven Guard, UM, etc. slimmer sounds like their style
metro series with ranger difficulty
literally removes your HUD
and we love it for it
I have no idea why but wide masozi makes this way funnier than it should be
Also it being named "she cheats.png"
I need more Masozi stuff
she's such a funny character and loose cannons disdain for her card playing skills is awesome
Minor psyker who only uses it to complain about hadron and cheat at cards
dog
The proportion of the table top and the arts for the old marines are very different. If you look at official stuff like the Ultramarines movie, they are even more slender than Phobos armour.
https://static.wikitide.net/1d6chanwiki/a/a3/81W2dDv3C8L._SL1500_.jpg
Prolly my first kind of media that introduced me to 40k
Their waists look snatched lol
snatched?
magpies
Slimmer waistline
Like
The effect you get with a corset almost
Most of the wide shoulder naked marines are actually fan arts. The fanbase tried so hard to be cool, harder than GW themselves.
Like fanbase wanted Marines to be wider, taller, bigger with insane feats that they can't cite because it is the illusion in their heads.
I do not believe in "horrors beyond comprehension"
its a skill issue on the beholders part
I can comprehend all horrors
this guy has never seen differential calculations
The trick is to not try to comprehend it. Just start shooting.
Good enough for the Guard, good enough for me.
They've beaten the British Lettuce Prime Minister
i guess the French are trying to join the US/UK race to the bottom
And there are people in Belgian who still wants to join France again.
What ? Who
There are Flemish politician that want to join the Dutch
But no big party is mentioning Wallonia->France atm afaik
It'll settle down once they elect a new parliament
probably in a bad way but it'll settle down nonetheless
Is their a lore reason why the imperium doesn't take the tau pulse rifle and make varients for the guardsmen?
xenotech is unpure tech heresy
🔥 🔥
GW going further on the flavour is always poggers
Every space marine chapter wants to be the ultramarines.
Weclome back Matt Ward's philosophy for space marines.
All space marine armies apart from B.A, S.W and D.A have styled themselves after the Ultramarines.
Paint these space marine helmets in the colours of your favourite chapter.
In DLC III for Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader you'll get a closer look at the Necrons: cold and soulless creatures, trapped in the bodies of metal. Discover a secret vault of Trazyn and dive deeper into Necron conflicts.
#Warhammer40000
#RogueTrader https://t.co/1m5Y6gMQcn
did they reveal the DLC companion or no
This is all I know
welp it better be a xenos companion
LETS GOOOOOO
Also glad to see them exploring the necron assets for the game
since they appear literally at the climax and nowhere else lol
I like how woke 40k has gotten
I'm just gonna wonder are they gonna appear earlier or this is a late game DLC
Still hedging my bet on it being an Officio Assasin and the morphing type
The Companion is going to be a crusade/hh marine, isn't it.
There is a side quest where you explore the den of a cold trader and a couple of necrons phase in.
u realize Matt Ward didn't decide the direction GW took lmao
no fucking way
I doubt so, seeing the description of it
they released
ANOTHER SPACE MARINE KIT
Ah, fair enough.
True, I just know it's an older meme.
Matt Ward still getting underserved shit like 20 years later
Also odd question, but what are the chances that the next edition starter boxset is a chapter specific space marine faction?
Okay.
Depend on the chapter I guess
there always seem to be rumours but personally I'll go for a 10% chance of chapter specific
Think the Blood Angels have some chances to being picked as starter sets, but hopefully not
like it's just decent business sense to make them non specific
I can see it themed on a specific chapter but not specific in terms of models.
ya like a different paint job, but also Ultras are the box art faction so they'll do that 9/10 times
Sorry had to update it
That's what I've heard as well.
it's in the customers hands~
all ppl have to do is buy as many elves as ppl buy marines
yeah the customers whos fucking fingers im gonna break
elf players????
Fuck off lmao
OK every time somebody buys space marines you have to reread the entirety of the Horus heresy
I mean, what would that bring you
No elf sales, no elf player, so you don't get to fight elfs
Like of course space marines are going to sell more when they get 15 new models Vs Drukhari getting 2
Not that fun that way right
Have they ever done a starter boxset for 40k that doesn't have space marines in it?
Knowing this fandom literally everyone just wants marines to fight marines lol
peace
ok I take it all back
Go play HH then 
Why would they
primaris slop is right there
so many choices
Imagine a chaos vs dark eldar or something like that as the starter.
GW like making money way too much for thst
90% sure no they haven't
Why would I waste time on a first born ridden disease ridden setting when I could buy the Primus cut of primaris slop in the table
Marines = moneyyyyyy
Next you'll tell me people die when they are killed
at least that dumb fuck dude isnt here to go "Space marines making money is good because this supplies money for other factions to get updated"
yeah maybe in a fucking decade
as you just enjoy your 10th upgrade kit release

Maybe if I buy 30 space marine upgrade sprues they'll release another Drukhari model
Who gave my guy such a big fist
Wha he doing w that

So, if all the primarchs got a trait of the emperor, did leman Russ get the emperor's fursona?
Pretty much yeah
Trust me
The space wolves are THE furry chapter
Some argue they should be purged for that
This is a Joke™
My cope is that the reason space marines are getting so much now is because they aren't going to be in the 11th launch box
So are the blood angels the emperor's christian/catholic phase?
Yeah
Just look at their faces

It screams estrogen
Plus if you look at their pecs you can clearly see breast development
Gay.
The Ultramarines are UltraLesbians.
The 2nd one is Asian?
uhggg the christmas boxes are kinda baddd
Ye.
I'm looking for one of those "I can always tell" trans memes,.but I don't know which one I should use
With my very limited knowledge this is the only one that I see is like gonna work
Now I'm curious if space marine biology would be compatible with trans biology or intersex biology
I bet if an intersex situation happened, some parts of the community would blow up
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androgen_insensitivity_syndrome
Like those women who have this issue
Could they become a female space marine?
Androgen insensitivity syndrome (AIS) is a condition involving the inability to respond to androgens, typically due to androgen receptor dysfunction.
It affects 1 in 20,000 to 64,000 XY (karyotypically male) births. The condition results in the partial or complete inability of cells to respond to androgens. This unresponsiveness can impair or pr...
no lol
space marine biology is also literally built on slop pseuo-"science" so like 💀
Yeah, so I can make new pseudoscience to fit my agenda
The trans agenda of course
Where everyone is now trans
Oh a space King fan
Another one to the list then
Tbh, I watched it and found it entertaining one time even if absurd
But I don't call myself a "fan"
I was really confused why the community was talking about it again and figured another episode popped up and it's controversial or something
thats the only okay one but it has fucking fellwaters in there
Not if I have anything to say about it
What's wrong they're trolls ain't they

You are nearing 300 uses of the word slop at this current time
No that’s word bearers
What server is this 💀
they are old as sin
I borrowed it from Ederius so ngl i dont wanna know 😩
guy said "I might get banned" so it was either gonna be calling them feminine or taking issue with the fact that theres black heads
so beats me
About as feminine as Martin Lawrence in big mommas house
i might be tweaking but this box is kinda fire
"I might get banned"
Posts some potentially racist/sexist garbage
Same as energy as "I'm not racist, but..."
Or the classic
"They muted me because they disagreed!"
Or the classic
“I’m not racist I have x friends”
My free speech in my swedish developer discord is being stomped! This is america to you???
uhg i wish that rhino wasnt there
Rhino is def the worst part
Warhammer fans when female ,minority race, or people being "wrong" in lore
what's wrong with it
Whats wrong with the skaven box?
Who actually uses no helms on their minis though?
it's split into two armies
I never use no helms
Skyre and Verminus
I dont think thats how that works
bad untis, liek really bad units
Im pretty sure stormvermin dont instantly mean verminus
it does
yes but now your storm vermin are useless
the wrong, bad, artillary
globadiers are bad?
theres 3 good kits in there
nah they are just mid
the snipers, the big gun, and the arch warlock are a hard sell
That's a lot of angry trees
i need to look at dryads again and see if hte kits are as ugly as i remember
How are jezzails bad
but that is a pretty bad box
OK so you either pick this or this
stormvermin can only pick on clawhorde therefore
they dont do enough
stormvermin are only good in 1 gimmick set up
If you pick claw horde you are making your guns less viable
if you do the other way around and you pick warp cog convacation
Now you're making your storm vermin bad
the box needs clan rats tbh
yeah you need units to clog up the enemy get clan rats
Can't your stormvermin just blockade armies though are they that weak
like just do the total war strat
they are made of glass and paper
Yes but if you want to blockade your armies and they are thin anyway may as well get clan rats
they are way cheaper so you can afford more
Huh honestly with how many factions I collect the fact I didn't get a single battle force in either game is impressive
killed at birth for being mutants unfortunately (I made this up)
WHERE IS THE ELDAR BOX GW
Maybe I just have too much joy in my life and enjoy fluff playlists and dont expect to win tournaments
I mean you have to take into account the viability of the box
Like Maggie said the units are not good but you want it to work proerly
Maybe I just have too much joy in my life and enjoy fluff playlists
I am not upset with the box as a skaven collector
We're talking about 40k not real life
oh whoops

I'm just stating the obvious what's wrong with that
we are stating the negatives of the box is something wrong with that
Yeah there is something wrong with that let me clue you in
Give me 15 minutes to consult google I will have a very nice argument shortly
I mean get it if you want I'm just stating the obvious a negative is a negative
Yeah thats what google was telling me too
OK now you are starting to sound like a space king fan
How do we wanna do this
Is "space king fan" some sort of slur now?
i throw you at the eye of terror and make your reread the entirety of the Horus heresy
It really felt like it
it's an insult because warhammer fans that tend to watch it are the type to go space king save us when they see a pride flag in a gaming dev office
this actually happened
Where's my Drukhari battle force box with 9 brand new units in it GW?
I am the opposite by definition
@arctic talon know a way to make dryads not look as ugly as sin?
Yeah, so I sorta do minority outreach in politics
I keep looking at this and I just feel like with a few changes and some paint work, you got a Slannesh Daemon boxset ready to go.
Well that's a good thing then you're definitely not a fan
Just a weird thing to do to make a new insult tbh
Especially when you don't really know people
i admit it's a bit mean but like they are becoming imperial fan equivalents
space king is a youtube parody idk if you knew that
harmless insult
Id agree but take one look at their comment section/fanbase and it kinda makes it clear
^
also the entire "no girls allowed" nonsense lol
they very much cater to the chud part of the fandom
I wouldn't insult them if it wasn't for the fact that they literally say shit like that
I just found it entertaining one time when I saw the first two episodes
people who watch space kings are the same type of people who watch edits of black templars killing furries
Aren't they the same creator?
That's the thing the creators of space kings created that black Templar killing furries animation
It would make a LOT of sense
I just saw the 40k battleforce.
HEHEHAHA
ONE AND THE SAME
oh there's nothing wrong with liking the thing, you could like krieg, black templars for all I care as long as you're a reasonable person
One of them is literally the Chaos version of the Dark Angel one.
Gamers hating on furries is like going in a restaurant but hating on a chefs.
it's just that the fans that tend to like those things just seems to be like
Me when my CHUD CARTOON IS BASED
Who do you think make those games.
On the insane side
This make you calling me a space king fan worse I think I have to throw myself into an oncoming truck now?
Should have added two more models to make the 8.
I will never understand the cult like hatred that gamers have towards furries I just don't care about either community
nah me throwing you into the eye of terror is enough punishment
also
I just poke fun at it every so often
If you wanna be a loser and play league fine if you wanna have a fursuit go for it i dont give a fuck im over here scrotting my shit
A parody of 40k from flash gitz
A parody of 40K catered to the to the idiots of the fandom unfortunately
My neo nazi coworker basically trapped me in the office and made me watch the furry crusades full collection
ah makes sense
- For further context it got entirely made due to GW sending them a cease-desist due to them making 40k black templar merch and selling it
I think the krieg battleforce and maybe the SM are the only ones interesting enough to me.
And I was too polite to shove him over because I think he has developmental issues
And the Cthonian Prospect looks cool.
Why am I not surprised the neo Nazi showed you black Templar animation of them being murderous monsters
bruh wtf was his merch to get sent a cease and desist lmao
You are making money off of the product of a company
He used to put a bucket on his head and march around doing the sieg heil
yeah but i rarely hear about gw threatneing fan merch
"fan merch" is a strong word
It was just warhammer merch
Yeah that
ah
Like those guys that were literally just selling one to one rips of space marine helmets
and then they were like "GW HATES FANS"
LMAO
You're using the likeness and copying their items without paying royalties for their creative work
It's entirely illegal under most western IP and copyright laws
Go to China or something I guess where they don't care about it
OK Max imagine a channel that animates Sylvaneth killing innocent religious people and then selling Sylvaneth merch
the selling of merch part is kind of illegal
Like dont get me wrong I really fucking hate companies and their stupid bullshit but like
I cant be mad
If flashgitz wanted to do it legally, they'd have to either give it for free (lmao) or consult GW to pay royalties like fat shark does
And then be contractually obligated to not fuck up the IP too much
Which probably isn't the case if it's black templar's killing furries
Tis the point of space king
FS doesn't pay royalties, they pay for ip uses, afaik that's a different system
Im pretty sure it was Bluey's creator that took down that video
it was 100% bluey that took down their videos
It's just a different version of the imperial tithe 🙂
flashgitz seems like a very chuddy creator
Yeah pretty much
There's plenty proxies that do pay gw for it
To be fair you can actually get official gw minis to play in tabletop simulator
ah
I HATE THAT EVERYONE IS FULL ON SPACE KINGS GLAZE MODE WHEN IT'S JUST STUPID ASS 2010 CRINGE HUMOUR RAAAH
only good thing to come out of that shit show is the intro to the first episode when it seemed like they'd be doing something interesting with it but no
I'm going to be honest it had become the literal face of the chuds in the Warhammer fandom
some very cool non-chud people are enjoying it as well which baffles me
It's nothing to write home about yeah like it's like funny once in a while but it's just a parody that badly mocks Warhammer
"once in a while" is good enough for my single brain cell sometimes
The funniest thing with this is that is that quite a lot of people that really enjoy Space King at the same time hold 40k to a lot of seriousness
It's well animated but yeah
I feel like it come from that we don't consider 40k to be serious, so a parody of a parody is somewhat redundant I guess
People who take 40K way too seriously are genuinely what the hell do I do with your head
No amount of implanting machinery and new brain matter is going to change that
It's literally a sandbox setting
People who unironically think the Imperium is good
From their point of view they are tho
And you don't need to take them seriously to know it
Cause that's how most empires worked in human history
Actually I would argue the emperor takes inspiration on Julius Cesar
Which even to this day we say was a good guy
Besides the fact he decapitated his own troops that tried to coward to create moral
I mean I like it because its stupid lol. To me its a satirical parody. An even more ridiculous version of an already ridiculous setting. Plus their merch for the show looks cool too. Got one of their hoodies a while back
Like the humor of the show is clearly satirical. Whether or not some of its fans realize that is a different story
That's not what's really wrong with it just rather the humour in it is shite and unimaginative
Wh40k is the only franchise that can actually say they have a faction for everyone
Same applying for Tyranids, Orks, the Drukhari...
Orks don't care about being right
Tyranids are evil and they know it
Drukhari themselves know their existance is miserable and destined to end
The empirum workships and think they are doing it for the good of humanity
This seem very biased
We got space fascists, space fascists from hell, baby eating mushrooms, baby eating bugs, actual fucking demons, imperialistic caste society mfs, racist space elves, racist horny space elves, space dwarves who kinda just wanna be left alone, and more
I love space king but only because damn does it really nail 40K sometimes if you really boil it down to simplicity
I'm a tau main
And even us tau don't think ethereals are right as much as the humans to big emperor
No one is good in 40K
Different spectrums and flavors of evil
Not that the Space fascist don't have a baby burning furnace 💀
Yup
Tau as a whole are by and large brainwashed to follow whatever the ethereals say unquestioningly, those who don’t get disappeared
"The tech priest insisted that the machine spirit would not cooperate without a baby burning furnace."
This isn't true
How so?
We got books that are evidence we are disciplined to think we should follow them
Tau do have rational thought to think maybe this society is not correct
Yet we still follow it
Yeah they can
I know the imperium is evil, I LIKE IT
And if they find out you dissent
When the empirum people do that they fall to chaos
They make you go away
if i'm living in 40k they can brainwash me all they want idc still better to live under the Tau
Removing them from it
That seem very biased
You disappear or are “re educated”
I feel that would fall under brainwashing or conditioning
The tau empire is just as much as a dystopian empire as the imperium, it just has a nicer veneer and more basic amenities
Look at elemental council, or the farsight books
OrGreater Evil
Tau is imperium in blue
Yeah don't let their "niceness" fool you. Their whole schtick is "join us or die, or if we don't kill you we'll just make you work in a labor camp for the rest of your life." If you aren't a tau, you're a second class citizen
🇨🇳 
Or chemically castrate you
Can't forget that 
Everyone's self viewpoint is that they're the good guys
If they're written well
It's only cartoon villains that are self aware they're evil just for being evil
Good thing they didn’t win Kronus
There was another fairly recent tau book that went into more detail on day to day life in the empire, but I can’t remember the name
Is that a promise UwU
@storm jungle do you remember?
Yes

I'll make it fun
Like we just inject you with a needle
No it's why farsight enclaves even exist
There's a fun way to be castrated? 😭
~~no Inquisitor, I have not been influenced by Slaanesh ~~
Yeah if you want free will tau, do farsight
But the nids know they are evil
The hive mind enslaves and does gencults
Farsight is grimdark because there’s a low chance they survive
They don't just eat
Yes but just out of instinct and their coding, it’s not sentient, it has no will, no malice, this is just what it’s built to do
Every cult unfolds out of a pre ordained blueprint
If you are really unique in your tastes, maybe?
Average underhivers vehicle
The Hive doesn't enslave in current lore
Sometimes the hivemind has been seen to act based on emotion, but that's usually reserved for characters who pose as a high nuisance for it lol
It react with emotions in the same manner as when you stab a bear it will want to maul you
Then why do different patriarchs of the nids show different tactical prowess
because they are biologically engineered to have autonomy to conquer stuff
why do ants sadistically murder other colonies
lol
its instinctual
Cause they're Gods chosen people and all other Ant Hills are blasphemy
Also have u seen a patriarch's head? Dude's got fucking KNOWLEDGE stored in that 5head 

They are built to respond to threats and adapt to do anything to ensure the cults survival until the fleet reclaims it
Btw on the topic of tau, this is the only good fan made you song I’ve ever seen, lyrics and vibe is great
Manifest Destiny by Lorcan Ward
A Warhammer 40k T'au inspired Melodic Death Metal song
🎵 Apple Music - https://music.apple.com/ie/playlist/warhammer-metal/pl.u-XkD0vlLUol9LxM
🎵 Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7bpczbAvWDPhuT5cVAbRSE
🎵 Bandcamp - https://lorcanward.bandcamp.com
I don’t think anybody was expecting a T...
Take a couple shots and play speed freaks with a steering wheel it gets kind of close
Orks drive only drunk on fungus beer
Really shows the hypocrisy of the tau.
“Dismantle down all those who oppose, for merciless ideals must be overthrown!”
Also the tonal shift in the various parts of it is solid
Wtf does this guy think about all day with that massive ass brain
Sex
It blasts people’s brains into mush by uploading every tyranid r34 post on the Noosphere directly into your mind

@remote wadi you’d probably like this, badass vibes, and also little tau content out there
Exactly
Noice
Yes but the nids don't have that division
Uh huh
Somebody scare me and threaten me into painting i need motivation
:3
A ghost will enter if u dont
Like my body?
Im gonna division you in a minute
Also this is wh40k I see the hive mind as just other warp entity but in the materium
Sure
Are they cute
They do
Maybe
The ghost of Bob Ross will haunt you until you are sufficiently motivated
I've never seen nids on nids wars
What r nids
Gay
Hot
No thoughts, only eat
There is a Hive fleet that hunt other Hive fleets iirc
Hot.
Has collective mind to tell it how and what to eat

Pull up the lexicanum!
And the answer is 1.yes and 2. Everything
They're being conservation minded by recycling 
M
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Also let's be fair the end goal of humanity is a galaxy full of happy followers of the same culture
The end goal of nids is everything is dead except them even plants
No the end goal is humanity being ruled by giant robots
They definitely dont know humanity lol
galaxy full of
happyfollowers of the same culture
ftfy
Just cause thats the end goal
Doesn't mean they using the right methods
The end goal of humanity is being alone in the galaxy, with every human mind under their boot
We humans we cause dystopia trying to make utopia
they arent
The central theme of the imperium is stagnation and inevitable self destruction
The you of tomorrow is beaten into submission by the you of today and your dreams will wither away unless this changes
No the Central Theme of the Imperium is being fucking awesome in everyway possible
That too
If you don't paint I'm gonna get you
They are fucking awesome
Was that too scary
Like I acknowledge for modern moral they are evil
Oh my God. Oh my God, okay.
As everything In wh40k
Just don’t delude yourself into thinking they are the good guys, there is no “good guy”
But trust me if you were an human in that universe you would 100% do the same
Or fall to chaos
❌ wrong
Me when the options are not binary
I would fall to tzeentch
We need more non imperium non chaos representation
U can say that but history of mankind is agaisnt you
I'm talking irl lore
They remove your balls.
Share your paintings with the class when you do them 
The bad guys in question:
We made entire empires with the same permisse as the impirium at least 6 times
Yes, and it’s failed every time
I can't wait to paint my kasrkins they look so cool
And yet we keep doing it
There were always other options besides joining them
Okay but This One is Better(tm)
Also I would like to agree but the mathematical probable end is China rules the world
Lmao
True they have space marines
Hector salamander
Last chance to look at me Hector
Just ONE more time PLEASE
Lets try again
This time
We'll do it right
Average gue'la experience
I’m not arguing against that, my argument is that as a human, you have myriad choices besides “join the monolithic super fascist empire where we turn jaywalkers into lobotomized door handles” or “become a baby eating monster worshipping dark gods”
Ur options are join or get eaten by them until you are dead or look like a monster cause the trauma you will experience will make u a sociopath
Earth caste medical specialist makes fun of your genitals before chemically castrating you
a
Right now we have more options
You can exist in between imperium and chaos
Plenty do
But those tend to disappear
Yeah I’m talking about random Joe Schmoe #1657
Hi um this sounds fucking awful can you tell me how one would end up here so I can avoid it thanks
Not any named characters
Join the tau
That’s it
I would join the farsight enclaves but they don't take humans

Ok
Or sign a treaty selling Ur planet
Gotta find the enclaves first
Do they take POWs
But never tell the empire
Not in the enclaves
They do between caste schenanigans
Since im human where do I go
Depends on Ur skills
Uh, second class citizen
Probably cannon fodder
Either as a military auxiliary or a labor camp if you don't wanna fight
Question why would they do this I mean whats the purpose
I don’t think we have any recorded instances of gue’vesa being anything but auxiliaries
To cease inbreeding?
Control
@rose thorn https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/b7qzhmxz/announcing-warhammer-quest-darkwater/
So you can’t spread outside their desires
And rebel or overtake them or anything
Also if you go for tau you will be re educated
Wow balls are that powerful? Wow...
And forced into communism
The ability to reproduce is
All for the greater good
Tau propaganda hypnosis....
Tau aren't communists
It’s an authoritarian regime
Yeah


