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arctic talon
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Fine what’s your opinion on the new tau stealth suits

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XV-26

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lol

rose thorn
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i liek them

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htey look good

arctic talon
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I agree

valid needle
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Indeed

rose thorn
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i think someone said the old kit is sticking around too

storm jungle
arctic talon
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Tbh Tau having a marine esque elite KT is gona be funny

rose thorn
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oh yeah why does the space wolf killteam have a stupid as fuck name

rose thorn
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no no

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its uh

arctic talon
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Oh that

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Idfk

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Ask GW

valid needle
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What is it

storm jungle
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Packmaster?

arctic talon
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No

storm jungle
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be fucking glad it isnt Alpha

arctic talon
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Its a weird title for the whole team

storm jungle
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Uhhh let me see

arctic talon
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Like how the tau one is called darkstar

rose thorn
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Blackfang's Ghostpack

valid needle
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Wolf pack?

storm jungle
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LMAO

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close enough

arctic talon
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Ghostpack because they’re wolf scouts Idfk

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That’s what I extracted from that name

rose thorn
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fucking blackfang my ass give the fuckers a codex astarties

vagrant fox
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they have a stupid name because it's space wolves

arctic talon
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💀

valid needle
storm jungle
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Gonna blackfang my skull

rose thorn
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just like conservatives irl

storm jungle
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LMAO

rose thorn
storm jungle
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Honestly

valid needle
storm jungle
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both good defenses

rose thorn
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at least blood angels try to follow the codex

valid needle
rose thorn
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oh yeha my ex plays tau and space wolves so she probably likes the box

rose thorn
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because they didnt follow the codex

storm jungle
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STOP REMINDING ME

valid needle
storm jungle
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I do not want to fucking hear about Vulfbad ever again

rose thorn
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AHAHAHAJAHAHA

storm jungle
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STOP IT

valid needle
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I will say it again Dilara

storm jungle
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aauaghhh NO DONT

valid needle
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Vulfbad = Wolf Bad = Bad Dog

storm jungle
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UAAARGH-

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Also i think the other half she meant the 13th company?

rose thorn
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blood wolves, dark wolves, red wolves

storm jungle
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ngl i dont know what happened to them anymore

rose thorn
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ALL CHAOS

storm jungle
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LMAO

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WAIT WHAT

outer wave
storm jungle
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I DIDNT KNOW THIS SHIT

valid needle
rose thorn
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and this isnt counting the chaos tainted companies

valid needle
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Not necessarily chaos

rose thorn
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they have a real bad habit of joining chaos

valid needle
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So did every legion in the heresy

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Even ultramarines turned

rose thorn
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mf their successor to chaos rate is 45% for a reason

languid meadow
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I forgot the demo is out and now I need to play it

valid needle
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Codex non compliance did nothing wrong

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Free my non compliant brothers

rose thorn
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also this is ignoring the 13th company

storm jungle
arctic talon
languid meadow
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no idea but it reminded me of my great need to play this game

rose thorn
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queen behavior

storm jungle
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tbh its 4chan

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its 50/50

rose thorn
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pretty sure its rage baiting btw

valid needle
arctic talon
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Scaevola isn’t even the main admech character

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In mechanicus 2

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She’s just the tutorial character

storm jungle
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ALSO HOLD UP

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are these fucking mindschackled dudes

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lmfao

arctic talon
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I think so

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But those are

valid needle
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Yes

arctic talon
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Really big mind shackle scarabs

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Like

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REALLY big

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lol

storm jungle
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Yeah i think they went that way for visual identification

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since like

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mindshacks can be microscopic

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lol

arctic talon
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Adorable creature

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Electrocuting your brain

storm jungle
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my honest reaction

rose thorn
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man i love that mf

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the necron

storm jungle
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Szeras is such a goober

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he means no harm to anyone

rose thorn
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does he has his own detcahment

storm jungle
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uhh probably

rose thorn
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also ehs the literal best part of psychic awakening

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that entire release

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oh yeah my lgs is getting the combat patorl, uhg i want it but its 200 dollars

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thats kinda psychoitc

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oka 170 usd

storm jungle
rose thorn
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eldar are most likely getting a christmas box

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i hope its not bad

languid meadow
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mettaton szeras combo is crazy

storm jungle
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I had to do it

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I made it like during psychic awakening i think tho, old af lol

rose thorn
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but i know thats not happening

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pls split craftworlds into 3 factions again or at least back into craftworlds and harliquins

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gw did not do it like battle battletome orruks

celest cedar
storm jungle
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tbh close enough

valid needle
celest cedar
rose thorn
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combta patrols are 170 usd

valid needle
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What combat patrol Maggie?

rose thorn
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harlequins

valid needle
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Damn, combat patrols here are 80 GBP

rose thorn
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ohe yah

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its a us thing

arctic talon
storm jungle
arctic talon
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It’s literally true

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Unfortunately

valid needle
storm jungle
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😔

arctic talon
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I own cwe and drukhari but I don’t own clowns

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Not a lot of either

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But like

rose thorn
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man iw nana play underworlds uhg

arctic talon
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I want AoS necromunda

rose thorn
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me too

arctic talon
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Some horrific shithole in the mortal realms

valid needle
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I want Deathwing 2

rose thorn
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looting the riuns of a city of sigmar

arctic talon
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Oh that would be fun

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Have something else awful happen to it

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That makes it even more valuable

rose thorn
arctic talon
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lol

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Have some meteor fall on it with pure mcguffinite

rose thorn
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fr

arctic talon
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So the ruins become even more valuable

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Or have like realmstone deposits grow from it

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Idk

rose thorn
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the ruisn are already valuable, especialy if you throw stormvault in there

arctic talon
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This is true

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But they can make it even more valuable

rose thorn
arctic talon
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Or they can make it less

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Tbh

arctic talon
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I’m not sure if I want it to be like

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Actually a kind of worthless place

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So we see all the fuckups

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Of order/chaos/death/destruction

rose thorn
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or just put some ancient ruined temple

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everyone is dog piling ot loot

arctic talon
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Unfortunately AoS is not based enough to have Juves as a thing/hj

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So I will take an extremely incompetent freeguild corp instead

rose thorn
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please give me aos mordiem pls pls pls

arctic talon
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But yeah I’m not sure if I’d want it to be more like, these are actually competent and parts of it

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Or like

rose thorn
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or killteams 3rd eidiotn

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i mean

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warcry

arctic talon
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These people are a bunch of fuck ups who are incompetent and stupid

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lol

rose thorn
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whoops

arctic talon
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Because Munda is much more

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A bunch of gangers

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And Mordheim is actual like, professionals to an extent lol

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I’m not sure which would be better

rose thorn
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on simialr topic ivebeen day dreaming about my hunt master

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mainly trying just to ocme up wiht their silly titles

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since htat will really determine thier lore

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ie scion of the silken factorums

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my current idea is she was given complete control over a single street

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so she has been destroying everythign she can and expanding that street as much as possible

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tyrant of crimson alley or somethng

arctic talon
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Would be fun

rose thorn
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would be fun for territory just to go in a straight ilne since they cant benefit from them anyway

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unless theres some other family linage she can inheret htat woudl be funny

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whats somethign thats mass produced and is detrimental to everyone except the super elite

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and serves utterly no purpose

arctic talon
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lol

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Something that’s ostentatious and disposable

rose thorn
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ivory or osmething would be fun

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2nd heir of the ivory duchy

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wait tat sounds liek a real place whoops

arctic talon
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Does ivory even exist in AoS

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It does right

rose thorn
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oh im ean in necromunda

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lol

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yeah ivory exists- itsjust a type of bone-

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theres anossiarch kingdom that is only mde of ivory

arctic talon
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But yeah imo something disposable and ostentatious

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Is the best option

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Or something ostentatious and mundane

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Like Platinum utensils

rose thorn
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Something that shouldn’t be ran on slavery but it is…

languid meadow
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holy shit Kynox sounds so cool

rose thorn
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The world of Warcraft character?

languid meadow
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one of the necron characters in M2

rose thorn
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OHHH

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they also got tytles liek

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ELIZABETTIA HELMAWR,
LAST DEFENDER OF THE CRYSTAL FORTRESS

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KARSKAA HELMAWR,
LORD OF THE IRRADIUM HEIGHTS,

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JONTIUM HELMWAR,
4TH SON OF CHALLILIDA HELMWAR

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so the titles usually involve a perosn or place

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i hace no lcue what hte fuck irradium is

arctic talon
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Radium is a thing irl

rose thorn
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and iridum

arctic talon
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Maybe irradium is some compound containing it

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lol

rose thorn
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maybe?

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i shoudl just look at the name of stupid expensive neighborhoods for ideas

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"Old Tuxedo"

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how can you describe uber in the sudo latin 40k way

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servator powered cars...

tough haven
rose thorn
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transportarium is great tbh

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Last Heir of the Glass Transportariums

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wait whats the fancy way ot refer to those windows in churches

storm jungle
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plexiglass?

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no wait uhh

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Common names for church windows include lancet, rose, clerestory, and oculus (or ocular window). Other specialized names are Catherine window (a type of rose window), wheel window (a simpler, circular window), and the general term for upper wall windows, clerestory, which often features aisle windows below them

rose thorn
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like thee types of windows

storm jungle
rose thorn
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not he uh hang on let me sedn the 40k model

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i know it has a name

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but ive only heard it in context refering tot his

storm jungle
rose thorn
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I MEAN THE GLASS ART IT SELF

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NOT THE SHAPE

storm jungle
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OH LOL

rose thorn
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LMAO

storm jungle
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its "stained glass"

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which is uh

rose thorn
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really?

storm jungle
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such a weird ass name

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YEP

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Stained glass refers to coloured glass as a material or art and architectural works created from it. Although it is traditionally made in flat panels and used as windows, the creations of modern stained glass artists also include three-dimensional structures and sculpture. Modern vernacular usage has often extended the term "stained glass" to in...

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"stained" is such a weird way to refer to it

rose thorn
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i really thought it was called something else

storm jungle
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ooooh

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wait now i see

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original meaning of it makes it make some sense

rose thorn
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ah

arctic talon
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Is the glass not like

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Stained with color

rose thorn
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Vivix Helmawr,
Last Heir of the Ivory Transportariums (?)

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name gets the idea across

nocturne crest
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Do you think the imperium has a thing as museums?

rose thorn
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what thing?

nocturne crest
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Well, do you think they have museums?

rose thorn
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yeah

opaque coyote
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Also probably because the glass colors come from fragments of metal inside the glass.

Depending on the oxidation, it will reflect different colors

rose thorn
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tbhcry yaktribe doenst have secundus yet kill me

opaque coyote
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This also affects things like texture

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Although bubbles apparently come from literally injecting gasses into the glass while it's in the furnace

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Glass is cool

vagrant fox
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Yes they added powdered metals to the glass to give it colour back in the middle ages iirc
Bit of powdered gold to make red or sommat

opaque coyote
rose thorn
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okay munda manager has secundus

storm jungle
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for future note the Imperium has basically every form of building-thingy we got

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it just has a gothic flair

nocturne crest
# rose thorn

Odd question, but what are the chances that the glass is actually bulletproof?

rose thorn
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it probably is plasma proof or something obseen

opaque coyote
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"I have no fucking clue, everything looks gothic.'

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"Have you tried finding the sign?"

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"Yeah I've tried but every sign is covered by the 15 different skull placements along with advertisements to join the Guard."

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"...just use EmpMaps"

tough haven
rose thorn
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i swore make up had a weird name in 40k

dapper gyro
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We do have market places in Darktide.

tough haven
rose thorn
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That’s exactly it

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Thank you

young pecan
plush mason
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more tomb or prison for knowledge than anything else

polar hill
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Sorry just need to quickly gush
I love Firstborn Marines and I know Miguel Iglesias goes into detail to make their proportions coherent, but I absolutely adore being able to look at Primaris and think, "Yeah there's a human in there"

languid meadow
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honestly I haven't checked but it's also because primaris armour is slimmer (or at least feels so)

languid meadow
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yeah I like it as well but I feel like it only works in modern 40k

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firstborn marines with slimmer armour feels weird

opaque coyote
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Phobos pattern looks great

opaque coyote
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But I also like slimmer other times

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I honestly think it depends on the chapter

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Like whenever I think of Marines like

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Imperial Fists, Black Templars, etc.

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Bulky fits the Marines that use heavier weaponry or just are fucking crazy

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But Raven Guard, UM, etc. slimmer sounds like their style

languid meadow
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it def depends but I still think all firstborns look weird with slimmer armour

opaque coyote
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Fallout 4

crystal forum
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metro series with ranger difficulty

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literally removes your HUD

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and we love it for it

lament shoal
median star
sacred ginkgo
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I have no idea why but wide masozi makes this way funnier than it should be

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Also it being named "she cheats.png"

languid meadow
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I need more Masozi stuff

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she's such a funny character and loose cannons disdain for her card playing skills is awesome

sacred ginkgo
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Minor psyker who only uses it to complain about hadron and cheat at cards

languid meadow
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cinema

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Take drugs, play card, complain

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all one needs in life

dapper gyro
shadow plover
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dog

dapper gyro
unique bronze
arctic talon
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Their waists look snatched lol

unique bronze
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snatched?

unique bronze
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magpies

arctic talon
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Like

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The effect you get with a corset almost

languid meadow
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yeah I still think older patterns look weird being more slender

dapper gyro
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Most of the wide shoulder naked marines are actually fan arts. The fanbase tried so hard to be cool, harder than GW themselves.

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Like fanbase wanted Marines to be wider, taller, bigger with insane feats that they can't cite because it is the illusion in their heads.

sour hornet
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I do not believe in "horrors beyond comprehension"

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its a skill issue on the beholders part

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I can comprehend all horrors

lament shoal
shadow plover
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this guy has never seen differential calculations

paper haven
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The trick is to not try to comprehend it. Just start shooting.

crystal forum
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it's just a piece of paper with numbers on it

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shoot it until it goes away

paper haven
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Good enough for the Guard, good enough for me.

spring cairn
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french govt just broke their personal record for PM resignation

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impressive

celest dome
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They've beaten the British Lettuce Prime Minister

plush mason
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i guess the French are trying to join the US/UK race to the bottom

nocturne crest
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And there are people in Belgian who still wants to join France again.

celest dome
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What ? Who

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There are Flemish politician that want to join the Dutch

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But no big party is mentioning Wallonia->France atm afaik

spring cairn
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It'll settle down once they elect a new parliament

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probably in a bad way but it'll settle down nonetheless

stone idol
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Is their a lore reason why the imperium doesn't take the tau pulse rifle and make varients for the guardsmen?

shadow plover
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xenotech is unpure tech heresy

hallow saddle
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thumbsup_ogryn 🔥 🔥

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GW going further on the flavour is always poggers

queen laurel
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More upgrade kits?

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They literally gave them one like a few weeks back

rocky gale
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I'm losing it

nocturne crest
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Every space marine chapter wants to be the ultramarines.

queen laurel
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four

queen laurel
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What else do you want to give them GW a new TANK

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Please

nocturne crest
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All space marine armies apart from B.A, S.W and D.A have styled themselves after the Ultramarines.

nocturne crest
shadow plover
queen laurel
shadow plover
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This is all I know

queen laurel
storm jungle
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Also glad to see them exploring the necron assets for the game

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since they appear literally at the climax and nowhere else lol

daring creek
queen laurel
celest dome
nocturne crest
proven needle
hallow saddle
rose thorn
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no fucking way

celest dome
rose thorn
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they released

celest dome
rose thorn
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ANOTHER SPACE MARINE KIT

nocturne crest
nocturne crest
hallow saddle
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Matt Ward still getting underserved shit like 20 years later

nocturne crest
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Also odd question, but what are the chances that the next edition starter boxset is a chapter specific space marine faction?

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Okay.

celest dome
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Depend on the chapter I guess

hallow saddle
celest dome
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Think the Blood Angels have some chances to being picked as starter sets, but hopefully not

hallow saddle
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like it's just decent business sense to make them non specific

proven needle
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I can see it themed on a specific chapter but not specific in terms of models.

hallow saddle
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ya like a different paint job, but also Ultras are the box art faction so they'll do that 9/10 times

nocturne crest
hallow saddle
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it's in the customers hands~

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all ppl have to do is buy as many elves as ppl buy marines

storm jungle
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yeah the customers whos fucking fingers im gonna break

hallow saddle
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elf players????

storm jungle
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Nah space marine ones

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its the best way to stop them from buying

hallow saddle
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🙏

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if elves sold 0 units id be very happy

storm jungle
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Fuck off lmao

queen laurel
# hallow saddle 🙏

OK every time somebody buys space marines you have to reread the entirety of the Horus heresy

celest dome
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No elf sales, no elf player, so you don't get to fight elfs

rocky gale
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Like of course space marines are going to sell more when they get 15 new models Vs Drukhari getting 2

celest dome
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Not that fun that way right

nocturne crest
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Have they ever done a starter boxset for 40k that doesn't have space marines in it?

storm jungle
hallow saddle
storm jungle
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primaris slop is right there

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so many choices

nocturne crest
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Imagine a chaos vs dark eldar or something like that as the starter.

hallow saddle
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GW like making money way too much for thst

queen laurel
hallow saddle
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Marines = moneyyyyyy

storm jungle
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Next you'll tell me people die when they are killed

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at least that dumb fuck dude isnt here to go "Space marines making money is good because this supplies money for other factions to get updated"

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yeah maybe in a fucking decade

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as you just enjoy your 10th upgrade kit release

rocky gale
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Maybe if I buy 30 space marine upgrade sprues they'll release another Drukhari model

storm jungle
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Maybe 60

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:]

daring creek
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Wha he doing w that

daring creek
radiant lance
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So, if all the primarchs got a trait of the emperor, did leman Russ get the emperor's fursona?

daring creek
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Pretty much yeah

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Trust me

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The space wolves are THE furry chapter

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Some argue they should be purged for that

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This is a Joke™

rocky gale
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My cope is that the reason space marines are getting so much now is because they aren't going to be in the 11th launch box

nocturne crest
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So are the blood angels the emperor's christian/catholic phase?

daring creek
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Yeah

storm jungle
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"Feminine"

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THEY ARE LITERALLY ASIAN

daring creek
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Just look at their faces

storm jungle
daring creek
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It screams estrogen

rocky gale
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Look at their plump feminine lips

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Men don't have lips

daring creek
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Plus if you look at their pecs you can clearly see breast development

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Gay.

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The Ultramarines are UltraLesbians.

radiant lance
rose thorn
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uhggg the christmas boxes are kinda baddd

storm jungle
radiant lance
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I'm looking for one of those "I can always tell" trans memes,.but I don't know which one I should use

queen laurel
radiant lance
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Now I'm curious if space marine biology would be compatible with trans biology or intersex biology

I bet if an intersex situation happened, some parts of the community would blow up

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androgen_insensitivity_syndrome
Like those women who have this issue
Could they become a female space marine?

Androgen insensitivity syndrome (AIS) is a condition involving the inability to respond to androgens, typically due to androgen receptor dysfunction.
It affects 1 in 20,000 to 64,000 XY (karyotypically male) births. The condition results in the partial or complete inability of cells to respond to androgens. This unresponsiveness can impair or pr...

storm jungle
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no lol

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space marine biology is also literally built on slop pseuo-"science" so like 💀

radiant lance
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Yeah, so I can make new pseudoscience to fit my agenda

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The trans agenda of course

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Where everyone is now trans

queen laurel
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Another one to the list then

radiant lance
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Tbh, I watched it and found it entertaining one time even if absurd
But I don't call myself a "fan"

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I was really confused why the community was talking about it again and figured another episode popped up and it's controversial or something

rose thorn
queen laurel
radiant lance
storm jungle
surreal nest
valid needle
valid needle
rose thorn
storm jungle
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guy said "I might get banned" so it was either gonna be calling them feminine or taking issue with the fact that theres black heads

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so beats me

valid needle
surreal nest
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i might be tweaking but this box is kinda fire

radiant lance
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"I might get banned"
Posts some potentially racist/sexist garbage

Same as energy as "I'm not racist, but..."

surreal nest
valid needle
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Or the classic

“I’m not racist I have x friends”

surreal nest
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My free speech in my swedish developer discord is being stomped! This is america to you???

rose thorn
storm jungle
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He got an invite

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leave him alone

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hes just a box

surreal nest
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Rhino is def the worst part

queen laurel
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Warhammer fans when female ,minority race, or people being "wrong" in lore

spring cairn
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what's wrong with it

surreal nest
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Whats wrong with the skaven box?

spring cairn
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it's just a vehicle

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everybody needs at least one of those

valid needle
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Who actually uses no helms on their minis though?

queen laurel
valid needle
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I never use no helms

queen laurel
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Skyre and Verminus

surreal nest
rose thorn
surreal nest
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Im pretty sure stormvermin dont instantly mean verminus

rose thorn
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alot of the units were in skaven tide

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which eveyrone has

surreal nest
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Yeah but its more artillery

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also theres only 2?

queen laurel
rose thorn
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the wrong, bad, artillary

surreal nest
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globadiers are bad?

rose thorn
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theres 3 good kits in there

rose thorn
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the snipers, the big gun, and the arch warlock are a hard sell

rocky gale
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That's a lot of angry trees

rose thorn
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i need to look at dryads again and see if hte kits are as ugly as i remember

surreal nest
rose thorn
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but that is a pretty bad box

queen laurel
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stormvermin can only pick on clawhorde therefore

rose thorn
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stormvermin are only good in 1 gimmick set up

queen laurel
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If you pick claw horde you are making your guns less viable

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if you do the other way around and you pick warp cog convacation

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Now you're making your storm vermin bad

rose thorn
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the box needs clan rats tbh

queen laurel
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yeah you need units to clog up the enemy get clan rats

surreal nest
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Can't your stormvermin just blockade armies though are they that weak

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like just do the total war strat

rose thorn
queen laurel
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they are way cheaper so you can afford more

rocky gale
#

Huh honestly with how many factions I collect the fact I didn't get a single battle force in either game is impressive

rose thorn
#

yeah they are all pretty not good

#

the tau one is best

hallow saddle
rose thorn
#

WHERE IS THE ELDAR BOX GW

surreal nest
queen laurel
rose thorn
#

GW WHERE IS THE CRAFTWORLDS BOX

surreal nest
#

I am not upset with the box as a skaven collector

storm jungle
#

oh whoops

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

there hasnt been a craftworld battelforce box since

#

2018

surreal nest
#

Give me 15 minutes to consult google I will have a very nice argument shortly

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

I feel like you two should just kill each other

#

for my entertainment mostly

surreal nest
#

Yeah thats what google was telling me too

queen laurel
surreal nest
#

How do we wanna do this

radiant lance
#

Is "space king fan" some sort of slur now?

queen laurel
surreal nest
queen laurel
#

this actually happened

rocky gale
#

Where's my Drukhari battle force box with 9 brand new units in it GW?

surreal nest
rose thorn
#

@arctic talon know a way to make dryads not look as ugly as sin?

radiant lance
nocturne crest
queen laurel
radiant lance
#

Just a weird thing to do to make a new insult tbh
Especially when you don't really know people

queen laurel
surreal nest
#

harmless insult

storm jungle
queen laurel
#

^

storm jungle
#

also the entire "no girls allowed" nonsense lol

#

they very much cater to the chud part of the fandom

queen laurel
#

I wouldn't insult them if it wasn't for the fact that they literally say shit like that

storm jungle
#

which i get why, it makes money

#

but still lol

radiant lance
#

I just found it entertaining one time when I saw the first two episodes

surreal nest
#

people who watch space kings are the same type of people who watch edits of black templars killing furries

radiant lance
queen laurel
surreal nest
nocturne crest
#

I just saw the 40k battleforce.

queen laurel
nocturne crest
#

One of them is literally the Chaos version of the Dark Angel one.

celest dome
#

Gamers hating on furries is like going in a restaurant but hating on a chefs.

queen laurel
#

it's just that the fans that tend to like those things just seems to be like

surreal nest
#

Me when my CHUD CARTOON IS BASED

celest dome
#

Who do you think make those games.

queen laurel
#

On the insane side

surreal nest
#

This make you calling me a space king fan worse I think I have to throw myself into an oncoming truck now?

nocturne crest
#

Should have added two more models to make the 8.

surreal nest
queen laurel
radiant lance
#

I just poke fun at it every so often

surreal nest
#

If you wanna be a loser and play league fine if you wanna have a fursuit go for it i dont give a fuck im over here scrotting my shit

rose thorn
#

what the hell is space kings-

#

ive never heard of this

radiant lance
#

A parody of 40k from flash gitz

queen laurel
surreal nest
storm jungle
# rose thorn ah makes sense
  • For further context it got entirely made due to GW sending them a cease-desist due to them making 40k black templar merch and selling it
nocturne crest
#

I think the krieg battleforce and maybe the SM are the only ones interesting enough to me.

surreal nest
nocturne crest
#

And the Cthonian Prospect looks cool.

queen laurel
rose thorn
storm jungle
surreal nest
rose thorn
#

yeah but i rarely hear about gw threatneing fan merch

storm jungle
#

I mean it wasnt a threat

#

it is technically illegal

#

lol

surreal nest
#

It was just warhammer merch

storm jungle
#

Yeah that

rose thorn
#

ah

surreal nest
#

Like those guys that were literally just selling one to one rips of space marine helmets

#

and then they were like "GW HATES FANS"

rose thorn
#

LMAO

radiant lance
#

You're using the likeness and copying their items without paying royalties for their creative work

It's entirely illegal under most western IP and copyright laws

#

Go to China or something I guess where they don't care about it

queen laurel
# rose thorn ah

OK Max imagine a channel that animates Sylvaneth killing innocent religious people and then selling Sylvaneth merch

#

the selling of merch part is kind of illegal

surreal nest
#

Like dont get me wrong I really fucking hate companies and their stupid bullshit but like

#

I cant be mad

rose thorn
#

AHAHHAHAHHAHA

#

THESE LOOK LIKE ASSSS

#

unless you bought one

#

then it look sgood

surreal nest
#

i only have an elden ring helmet

#

i am bragging

radiant lance
#

If flashgitz wanted to do it legally, they'd have to either give it for free (lmao) or consult GW to pay royalties like fat shark does

#

And then be contractually obligated to not fuck up the IP too much

rose thorn
#

flashgitz needs to not just do a 1-1 rip off lol

#

make it clear its not official

radiant lance
radiant lance
celest dome
#

FS doesn't pay royalties, they pay for ip uses, afaik that's a different system

surreal nest
#

Im pretty sure it was Bluey's creator that took down that video

#

it was 100% bluey that took down their videos

radiant lance
surreal nest
#

flashgitz seems like a very chuddy creator

radiant lance
#

Yeah pretty much

remote wadi
#

There's plenty proxies that do pay gw for it

queen laurel
#

yeah they are

surreal nest
#

when does this cruel timeline end when do all chuds explode

remote wadi
#

To be fair you can actually get official gw minis to play in tabletop simulator

rose thorn
shadow plover
#

I HATE THAT EVERYONE IS FULL ON SPACE KINGS GLAZE MODE WHEN IT'S JUST STUPID ASS 2010 CRINGE HUMOUR RAAAH

#

only good thing to come out of that shit show is the intro to the first episode when it seemed like they'd be doing something interesting with it but no

queen laurel
shadow plover
#

some very cool non-chud people are enjoying it as well which baffles me

queen laurel
radiant lance
#

"once in a while" is good enough for my single brain cell sometimes

celest dome
shadow plover
#

YEAH

#

like what the fuck

spring cairn
#

It's well animated but yeah

celest dome
#

I feel like it come from that we don't consider 40k to be serious, so a parody of a parody is somewhat redundant I guess

spring cairn
#

the creators are kind of suspicious

#

Schrodinger's chud

queen laurel
#

No amount of implanting machinery and new brain matter is going to change that

#

It's literally a sandbox setting

radiant lance
#

People who unironically think the Imperium is good

remote wadi
#

From their point of view they are tho

#

And you don't need to take them seriously to know it

#

Cause that's how most empires worked in human history

#

Actually I would argue the emperor takes inspiration on Julius Cesar

#

Which even to this day we say was a good guy

#

Besides the fact he decapitated his own troops that tried to coward to create moral

lament shoal
#

Like the humor of the show is clearly satirical. Whether or not some of its fans realize that is a different story

shadow plover
#

That's not what's really wrong with it just rather the humour in it is shite and unimaginative

lament shoal
#

I think that's the point

#

Its supposed to be stupid

remote wadi
#

Wh40k is the only franchise that can actually say they have a faction for everyone

celest dome
remote wadi
#

Tyranids are evil and they know it

#

Drukhari themselves know their existance is miserable and destined to end

#

The empirum workships and think they are doing it for the good of humanity

celest dome
#

This seem very biased

lament shoal
tough haven
remote wadi
#

I'm a tau main

#

And even us tau don't think ethereals are right as much as the humans to big emperor

tough haven
#

Different spectrums and flavors of evil

celest dome
lament shoal
#

Yup

tough haven
lament shoal
tough haven
#

How so?

remote wadi
#

We got books that are evidence we are disciplined to think we should follow them

#

Tau do have rational thought to think maybe this society is not correct

#

Yet we still follow it

tough haven
#

Yeah they can

valid needle
#

I know the imperium is evil, I LIKE IT

tough haven
#

And if they find out you dissent

remote wadi
#

When the empirum people do that they fall to chaos

tough haven
#

They make you go away

spring cairn
#

if i'm living in 40k they can brainwash me all they want idc still better to live under the Tau

remote wadi
#

Removing them from it

tough haven
tough haven
#

The tau empire is just as much as a dystopian empire as the imperium, it just has a nicer veneer and more basic amenities

#

Look at elemental council, or the farsight books

#

OrGreater Evil

valid needle
#

Tau is imperium in blue

lament shoal
#

Yeah don't let their "niceness" fool you. Their whole schtick is "join us or die, or if we don't kill you we'll just make you work in a labor camp for the rest of your life." If you aren't a tau, you're a second class citizen

lament shoal
radiant lance
strong bison
#

Good thing they didn’t win Kronus

tough haven
#

There was another fairly recent tau book that went into more detail on day to day life in the empire, but I can’t remember the name

radiant lance
tough haven
#

@storm jungle do you remember?

tough haven
lament shoal
tough haven
#

If you are a Gue’la, you are getting castrated

#

And not in the fun way

radiant lance
#

I'll make it fun

tough haven
#

Like we just inject you with a needle

remote wadi
lament shoal
#

There's a fun way to be castrated? 😭

radiant lance
#

~~no Inquisitor, I have not been influenced by Slaanesh ~~

tough haven
#

Yeah if you want free will tau, do farsight

remote wadi
#

The hive mind enslaves and does gencults

tough haven
#

Farsight is grimdark because there’s a low chance they survive

remote wadi
#

They don't just eat

tough haven
#

Every cult unfolds out of a pre ordained blueprint

tough haven
frigid crown
#

Average underhivers vehicle

celest dome
lament shoal
celest dome
#

It react with emotions in the same manner as when you stab a bear it will want to maul you

remote wadi
storm jungle
#

why do ants sadistically murder other colonies

#

lol

#

its instinctual

celest dome
#

Cause they're Gods chosen people and all other Ant Hills are blasphemy

lament shoal
tough haven
lament shoal
tough haven
#

Btw on the topic of tau, this is the only good fan made you song I’ve ever seen, lyrics and vibe is great

frigid crown
# lament shoal

Take a couple shots and play speed freaks with a steering wheel it gets kind of close

tough haven
tough haven
#

Also the tonal shift in the various parts of it is solid

lament shoal
tough haven
#

Sex

#

It blasts people’s brains into mush by uploading every tyranid r34 post on the Noosphere directly into your mind

storm jungle
tough haven
remote wadi
daring creek
surreal nest
#

Somebody scare me and threaten me into painting i need motivation

daring creek
#

:3

daring creek
surreal nest
#

Like my body?

storm jungle
remote wadi
#

Also this is wh40k I see the hive mind as just other warp entity but in the materium

daring creek
#

Sure

surreal nest
#

Are they cute

celest dome
daring creek
#

Maybe

tough haven
celest dome
#

Hive Fleets

#

Kronos, Typhon...

remote wadi
daring creek
#

What r nids

tough haven
#

Bug

#

Big bug

daring creek
#

Gay

tough haven
#

Grows, changes, to eat you better

#

They’re always ‘ungry

daring creek
#

Hot

tough haven
#

No thoughts, only eat

celest dome
#

There is a Hive fleet that hunt other Hive fleets iirc

daring creek
#

Hot.

tough haven
#

Has collective mind to tell it how and what to eat

lament shoal
tough haven
tough haven
lament shoal
daring creek
#

M

tough haven
#

Nids are quite energy efficient

#

They waste nothing

tough haven
daring creek
#

m

remote wadi
#

Also let's be fair the end goal of humanity is a galaxy full of happy followers of the same culture

#

The end goal of nids is everything is dead except them even plants

daring creek
#

No the end goal is humanity being ruled by giant robots

storm jungle
celest dome
#

ftfy

remote wadi
#

Doesn't mean they using the right methods

tough haven
remote wadi
#

We humans we cause dystopia trying to make utopia

tough haven
#

Yes

#

It will not succeed

storm jungle
tough haven
#

The central theme of the imperium is stagnation and inevitable self destruction

young pecan
daring creek
#

No the Central Theme of the Imperium is being fucking awesome in everyway possible

lament shoal
tough haven
#

They are fucking awesome

young pecan
#

Was that too scary

remote wadi
#

Like I acknowledge for modern moral they are evil

surreal nest
#

Oh my God. Oh my God, okay.

remote wadi
#

As everything In wh40k

tough haven
# tough haven That too

Just don’t delude yourself into thinking they are the good guys, there is no “good guy”

remote wadi
#

But trust me if you were an human in that universe you would 100% do the same

daring creek
#

Wait the Imperium is evil?

#

How

remote wadi
#

Or fall to chaos

tough haven
#

Me when the options are not binary

remote wadi
#

I would fall to tzeentch

tough haven
#

We need more non imperium non chaos representation

remote wadi
#

I'm talking irl lore

storm jungle
young pecan
daring creek
#

The bad guys in question:

remote wadi
#

We made entire empires with the same permisse as the impirium at least 6 times

tough haven
#

Yes, and it’s failed every time

lament shoal
#

I can't wait to paint my kasrkins they look so cool

remote wadi
tough haven
#

There were always other options besides joining them

young pecan
remote wadi
#

Also I would like to agree but the mathematical probable end is China rules the world

storm jungle
#

Lmao

remote wadi
daring creek
#

My lawyers have advised me not to speak

daring creek
#

Hector salamander

lament shoal
#

Last chance to look at me Hector

daring creek
#

Lets try again

#

This time

#

We'll do it right

storm jungle
#

i need to see your balls

daring creek
#

Genital inspection day everyone

#

Line up

lament shoal
tough haven
daring creek
#

Well

#

Let's start pre-worshipping xiang ping

#

I love china!

remote wadi
tough haven
daring creek
#

a

remote wadi
#

Right now we have more options

tough haven
#

Plenty do

remote wadi
#

But those tend to disappear

remote wadi
#

He may not workship it but he is

tough haven
#

Yeah I’m talking about random Joe Schmoe #1657

daring creek
tough haven
#

Not any named characters

daring creek
#

Right

#

Haha.....a

remote wadi
#

I would join the farsight enclaves but they don't take humans

daring creek
tough haven
#

The fuck?

#

Yeah they do?

#

They have an entire planet that’s just gue’vesa

remote wadi
#

The empire would kill me for heresy personally

#

And blow a planet just to f me

daring creek
#

How do I join the tau

#

I mean

#

Not join

tough haven
#

And surrender

daring creek
#

Ok

remote wadi
#

Or sign a treaty selling Ur planet

tough haven
daring creek
#

Do they take POWs

remote wadi
#

But never tell the empire

tough haven
#

100%

daring creek
#

Huge

#

Need.

remote wadi
#

Also they gonna force you into one cast

#

I mean not the farsight ones but the tau

tough haven
#

They do between caste schenanigans

daring creek
remote wadi
tough haven
#

Probably cannon fodder

remote wadi
#

Fire cast for death

#

Earth caste to be a low class construction worker

lament shoal
daring creek
tough haven
#

I don’t think we have any recorded instances of gue’vesa being anything but auxiliaries

daring creek
#

To cease inbreeding?

remote wadi
#

Water cast you can't go
Air cast to be a kamikaze

#

Ur choice

tough haven
tough haven
#

So you can’t spread outside their desires

queen laurel
#

oops sorry

#

i forgot i was gonna reply to you electro

tough haven
#

And rebel or overtake them or anything

remote wadi
#

Also if you go for tau you will be re educated

daring creek
#

Wow balls are that powerful? Wow...

remote wadi
#

And forced into communism

tough haven
#

The ability to reproduce is

remote wadi
#

All for the greater good

daring creek
lament shoal
#

Tau aren't communists

tough haven
#

It’s an authoritarian regime

lament shoal
#

Yeah