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Not like ogryn levels of strength
i refuse to believe a true dwarf fan would ask for tall dwarves
they take pride in forging tech
yeah
Like what, a soda line or some shit?
yeah

craftsmanship is a big trading point
also the funny thing is space dwarves are master craftmens like you'd expect but instead of like making good swords they make good tech
I mean
they make good swords too
they make tons of shit
its a weapon that converts matter
to energy
the mechancius likes them
and so do the LoV
The Brôkhyr are the Leagues of Votann's engineers who command the auto-foundries of their holds from their personal A.N-vyl terminals.[1]
these guys are awesome
i wish they had more lore
Oh yeah what are LoV and Mechanicus relations like generally?
Awful
lmao
the Kin are everything the Admech stand against
Innovation
Slavery
Yeah

this is how they're laid out
Wait slavery
Dont the League keep the imperium at arm's length?
Yeah admech make extensive use of slaves, servitors etc
Kin have no such thing
they are the standing proof also that servitors are not necessary lol
the closest to slaves the Kin have are dumb AI
lol
which aren't sentient or sapient
yeah and even THATS stretching it
Oh that made it sound like the LoV has slaves, and that admech wouldn't like that
its like referring to a Roomba as a slave
Its the reverse

when the mechanical human is yelling at you about abominable intelligence while you're readying your bolt cannon
Yeah the most Kin will do with Admech is simple distanced trade, and even then the yare VERY careful.
its why Ironkin visors also got disguise filters
the most insufferable
part of the imperium for the LoV
they ask questions
too many questions
Its best for them to not interact at all
"Why do you innovate"
one side says they don't innovate and does it secretly
the other side just does it and thinks those robed idiots are stupid
Wonder if they have baseball teams

They don't have sports
they do have other contests though
like who can drink the most beer
or who can shoot the most humans
orks
ale
Brü*
do kin still hate orks like squats used to
Brü is a general term
yes
for all drinks
Yes
i thought they hated elves
they dont
also this is obviously the iinspiration for Bru's naming
because in lord of the rings
its non-existant
thats not really how it works in LOTR
it's not vaguely
its not even hate
the short lion does not concern himself with the velvet weirdos
thats memes lol
yeah
its literally just disgruntled relations
they don't hate each other in the books
elves used to hunt dwarves
they just don't like each other
in lotr
thats literally pre-history lol
They're just called pant-hot in english
Very serious setting
*Broker 
local fake nord
islander nord
Brók is pants hyr is hot
no
oh hey new codex map
since when do you speak swedish sigsen
I don't

Faroese and Danish and a dialect of Faroese that's just Norwegian
The scale is different, but the principle is intimately the same. Look at any war torn place and see how the richer ones always bail out of the place 1st chance while the people are thrown into the meat grinder.
what is he saying in this meme anyways
you do it
My beautiful national beverage
next you'll tell me tf2 blu team is inspired by the color
They kept the word but spelled it funny over time
Irn bru tastes so bad I don't understand the scottish
You don’t know what you are talking about
It's just a fizzy drink
Maybe I'm elfpilled but beer just fucking sucks
I took as much time trying to acquire a taste for it as I did with wine but never came around to it
I was stranded in Wick against my will I know too well
i get a kick out of brew
mah mah mahhh mahhhh
Well I'll give the votann that their names aren't fractionally as annoying as space wolf ones
how much time passed between cadia blowing up and the start of darktide?
is this the right place to ask that?
I mean im assumign Darktide is already at m41 or m40
Ignoring that time flows irregularly depending on where you are I think 12ish at most but I forget
Like 5-15 years
Thats actually a lot recent than I thought
It should take place during the Indomitus Crusade which has been condensed into roughly that timespan
mostly wondering to try a gague the ages of cadian rejects-- so i think that timeframe makes sense considering
It is in the middle of the Indomitus Crusade, and Roboute is active for a while.
The current timeline in the 10e is about 20-25 years into M42.
Would bluey survive 40k
Depends on if we’re considering cartoon/family friendly logic or if Bluey is just an anthropomorphic dog thrown into 40k
Gets turned into a cyber mastiff
Or just straight-up killed under the label “mutant”
This is the new Renault Twingo. It ushers in the next era of safe and efficient transportation, offering unparalleled design, luxury, comfort, performance, hypersonic weapon interception capabilities, and nuclear deterrence.
Warhammer isn't doing shit.
I’m surprised nukes aren’t used in warhammer more than they are
Like
Really? No nuke bolter ammo?
Seems an obvious choice
they're used sometimes
but vortex weaponry is more commonly seen
which is basically just a nuke
Maybe they mix the uranium into the manufactorum metals to keep everything hot
Nuke in 40K is most there as a scaling tool.
krieg was ruined by nukes so there's that
For bolter... 40K uses diamond tip as the penetrator for some reason, so don't ask too much from it.
diamantine tip
Standard bolts comprise the following components: outer casing, propellant base, main charge, mass reactive detonator cap, depleted deuterium core, diamantine tip.[1] The calibre of the standard round .75 and it possesses a super-dense metallic core.[11] Standard bolts can also feature a depleted uranium core.[94]
It’s funny that it’s only .75 cal
huh there's 28 week later clips in the new movie
so they aren't just pretending like it didn't happen
why did people keep coping about that before it was released
I still need to watch the other movies
Funny, I just watched 28 years later tonight
I liked it. All 3 movies have different vibes. I wonder how the next one will be
Kind of a funny ending on 28 years tho
From the teasers the next one picks up from there
some bunch of gangster lookin ahh doing summersaults while the theme of barny or whatever plays in the background
But yea i wasn't expecting this ending lol
I might have missed something but you see the infected arriving in paris at the end of the second movie. Why is the UK the only quarantined place 28 years later
I have no idea
First half was a banger, but i kinda dont like how the second halfs direction went
it's like this movie series is about whatever the new director wants it to be
which honestly is kinda cool
sequels that dont just try to copy the past are way better
The movie never was about the zombies
It's a coming of age movie
I get why people are turned off by the second half change of vibe but I think it heightens the movie
I just thought it'd turn into something more grim or morbid towards the end knowing the other 2 movies
anyways i'll be back after i finish
Ooc spoilers:
The sound direction is 👌
Iphone recording is weird at first but you get used to eventually
The chaos continues.
The audio from G1 episode "Child Play"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sylClO7EMcc
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oh hey the sycamore gap tree is briefly shown in 28 years later
so that was filmed before 2023 when the two inbred brits cut it down
i just looked it up for fun and they both were sentenced to 4 years in prison lmao
nvm they CGI'd the tree
the wonders of technology
Not enough imo
welp finished 28 years later
i think watching the three movies in a row would be a true nightmare blunt rotation
also the alpha's actor has the biggest fucking shlong i have ever seen on a human being
i cant believe i cried to a zombie movie
IT WAS A PROSTHETIC DICK
i had to look it up
i knew it looked off!!!!!
Jay is able to notice if a dick is organic or no. 
the way it flopped around looked more like a soft silicone toy than a real meat rod
both of which i have seen enough of
Fair
the reason it's a prosthetic btw is because of laws involving child safety on film sets
the main actor being 13 years old and all
shame
yeah,,
the fuck
you wouldn't get it
I would
nah
prove it
its just *why the fuck are you bothered by it would matter if its a prosthetic
you wanna see his real dick?
lmao
I do
this is a guy thing

it's very important
wish Guys were real
yeah but its not needed here lol
do you
Yeah, added by how im about to smash your heads in with a rock
🪨 👀
someone else just said this me in vc theirs a conspiracy to kill me w rocks now wth

28 days later starts off with benedict arnold's man cylinder in full view
what is up with this movie series
is this just a british thing
i think its a You thing
why the fuck are you obsessed over cock
you fucking weirdo

He's had that name Gay for very much very long
why are you obsessed with strong women
REDUNDANT QUESTION
He is kind of known in this chat as being so gay he rides Dicks the same way a skilled bretonian knight rides a horse
god dayum
It really took you this long to notice that he's like so gay an alien with no concept of gay people would probably realize it immediately
i had to change fruit to gay because people in other channels weren't getting the message
beware: deranged homosexual
yeah idk what else to say lmao 
a true warrior
Answer to both
The Freak (tm)
Greater Daemon of Slaanesh
It's more about a thing for the North American things, you lot are kind of prudes
i'm prude???
excuse me
DIE BI
don't lump us with the americans
we actually have sex ed
ice type americans
no not the other canafucks
i mean the only respectable people in north america
the ones who speak something other than english and spanish
Ah yes, the Inuit 
they count too
really anybody that isn't anglo or spanish speaking
mexicans are the biggest prudes
yeah ig quebec is alright
they're like mega catholics
everybody else in NA clowns on us because we don't assimilate to the americasphere
you guys are like scotland kind of
the cool part of that "one place"
secede and join the eu
that nearly happened in the 90's
well not the EU part
i wish though
would be hilarious
also i fucking hate north america
we're the only place here that has actual affordable education and shit
the rest of this country is still super unaffordable
sex
This ain't google
do you ever type google in the google search bar
oh wait no i dont think you have google where you're from
The new Drukhari Codex specifically mentions Urien Rakarth, Grotesques Sslyth and Kheradruakh
Have hope sisters
The first Mandrake will return to us
Sick sword
Next edition will be ours
There is the light at the end of the tunnel.
But it is just the muzzle flash of the Space Marines.
Tomorrow belongs to me
Xenos blindness, can't tell them apart. They all look the exact same to him
Humans included
After reading through it I quite like the Drukhari codex
It actually feels like a proper codex, tons of art and lore and history (Guess they had to do something with all the space since we've got like 20 datasheets now)
What about the cool Coven one?
i really wish theyd commission more new art for each codex
they KINDA do but its like very sparse.
Back in our day every new codex had like new art in every page
Yeah that was one of the best parts of buying/looking in a codex, it was cool as hell
they just cut back so much on the lore and artwork
yeah 🙁
its sometimes like a coin-toss lol
Not an issue if you just forget about the old artwork and think it's new everytime
Its the banshee queen
When are we gonna wipe out the Drukhari?
Who is We ?
me and paul
In Darktide are we ever going to fight that demon in the hourglass? That spews out those tentacles? Like do we even know who or what it is?
Yeah that is new
It's peak
Probably. Who knows.
I'm not normally for Covens, but that art is so cool
It would be cool fighting the corruptor
The Corruptors are just the symptoms of the nascent Daemonic infestation, they're not a specific daemon afaik
Kinda like Glitchling
@crystal forum what did you think about the movie, jayman
Doesn't Mazozi have a line where she says that the Corrupters are all part of a single Daemon that's spreading it's tendrils throughout the entire Hive City
I think Mazozi did say that like the cult master said in the hourglass
They are also present in the Metalfab
All daemons are 🙃
Well with 4 overbeing
I don't think we will fight that said single demon, like Wolfer
Wut
I do hope at somepoint we can fight him
All Daemons aren't one single Daemon wut
Or the cult master
They are part of their Chaos God
All of the daemons of Tzeentch are per se part of Tzeentch itself
Okay but the line is about someone asking how there are so many of them and Mazozi points out that they aren't seperate, it's all one Daemon. That's not the same as saying all Daemons are technically part of their God
That would be a great end boss
In that case, it possibly going to just be the Plague Tree
Which we only see a little bit in that one mission
corruptors in the torrent too
OK like what does he want us to say the exact number something along the lines of 1 billion and 300 and 10105 or some shit?
Man some warhammer fans are just dumb 
Who was in the wrong though
Some people just don't understand being in open settings
And seek closure
Same thing with VT2/DT and quite a few games
Where they're just trying to see us "Killing Wolfer" "Saving Atoma"...
You decide. Form your own opinion.
To be fair I see it here in lore chat too 
I actually think, sooner or later, we will get a mission where we canonically kill Wolfer. I think it's just a thing that will inevitably happen. And it will probably be locked to the campaign mode just like the Orthus Offensive is.
The guy losing his shit over an answer that basically isnt answerable
"How many are left"
We dont fucking know lol
Because as they put it its literally the only givable answer most of the time. This is an open setting, sometimes there isnt concrete answers.
Its directly tied to the homebrew aspect where things are presented in a finite way but in reality are infinite.

I mean not saying its bad,
it is an open setting as someone mentioned

just think its funny seeing someone try and make small talk about a 40k question and then it gets shot down by "its becuz of this" and then its just over 
It is like asking for the 2 missing Primarches...
I mean those have reasons too though lol
They are not just there, that's it.
sometimes the said discussion makes zero sense
or is deconstructed by stuff we already know
(because this fandom cant read anything)
Me spending all my free time reading the lore so I can answer peoples easily googleable questions
You see, people using Google is where they get all of the misinformation.
Use google better
Therefore, I appreciate that you actually read.
I have an idea, I will turn you into a google.
I cant stop going to it but god I hate 40k lore
such a braindead sphere of warhammer too
Such high intelligence questions


Yeaahh... nah
Me reading Halo lore, having about as many inconsistency as 40K.
I think theres genuinely curious people out there that wanna get into 40k but not like this 
This is nuts
Funny enough, Starcraft is pretty consistent.
people that ask genuine questions are drowned out by slop like this
or just primarchprimarchprimarchprimarchprimarch
I saw theyre trying to make a Tabletop for it now too?
who could throw it back better abaddon or ahriman
I could throw you into a dumpster 👀
only 31% chance 
Yes. It is not the 1st time they tried.
oh no please whatever you don't throw me
"I presume Fulgrim was probably the first" yea because he's the funny heeheehoo degeneracy sex guy he must have been the first.

Are there Tau space marines?
No
Why :(
fuck no
HA
But if theyre fresh fresh new fans...I guess I can understand that sort of question?
Refering to the krieg one**
I don't think they'd recruit from an ex traitor world.
They have a general kill on sight rule for marines
Unless I'm entirely wrong
The "le marine too stronk and willpower" stuff is just marine fan wanking
wasnt there something about them trying to make their own version of space marines
but was just.. considerably weaker
Damn, even a DA marines pfp makes fun of marine wankers.
Wait is the doohickey broken? It states the item should be destroyed upon a successful test and the effect would be permanent, but after the combat it's still on my character and I have the ability to attempt the test again
OK but do you have the permanent heroic that is usable without momentum?
I had it once during the combat, but I also had full momentum after the test so I'm not sure if that broke it somehow
owlcat you funny little
OK so you still have the paradox right
I've seen people use that and it worked just fine
Honestly at that point I just don't know I don't really run that item because I'm a warrior main
That isn't the issue, but Krieg only pay the Tithe with IG regiments, and no SM has claimed Krieg for procurement world
A SM could arrange to have some Indoctrination from Krieg, but none do
"Grey knights kill you for knowing about them!"
Isnt the warp or eye of terror pretty much visible throughout the galaxy now or some shit
Idk how mfs think the imperium is hiding that now
Its not that visible no
also its not about hiding that, its about stopping the further spread of chaos corruption
Light years are a fucking massive distance
what about planets just close to it
Well yeah of course they see em, the knowledge of the Eye is public to most near the sectors close to Cadia
again its not about these, its about stopping the spread of Chaos corruption
most people that dont know just chalk up the Eye to a weird stellar phenomena where "traitors" come out of
Well I just mean in reference to how grey knights arent killing people for knowing they exist
I mean 
We have people today who started screaming and losing their minds when the entirety of LA had a power outage and for the first time they saw nebulas and other stellar bodies in the sky.
I love light pollution! I love not seeing shit!
well who looks up at the sky noaways amirite
I took a trip to Joshua tree just to rent a far away home and stare at the sky
I really want to one day just spend a week in an area where you have no light pollution
interesting art
I'm surprised you haven't had that experience yet and somehow I have while living 40 minutes from LA
It felt like escaping civilization
It's payback
Bigger concentration of peoples
To be fair, considering how "pure" the GKs are, it does make sense somewhat.
The light pollution is designed to keep people blind to the glory of the universe

I hate light pollution
I would think most people do
Anyone with a brain anyway
Its so bleak looking up at the sky, knowing there is more out there, but only seeing a small handful of stars
Also kinda crazy to think most people got no idea what true sky looks like
i think ive seen it like once my entire life lol
Its crazy in general to think most things you assume to be common knowledge arent
You know what's crazy? The one time I see stars above my city was during a full eclipse. It happened in the middle of the day. For a minute, the moon fully covered the sun, so there was almost no light from the soon nor the city. For that moment, I can see so many things in the sky.
Do you think GW/BL should rewrite the End Time ?
Like keeping it ending in the death of the world and the start of AoS
But changing how it happen
Way too much effort and way too long ago
Making it better
seems like needless effort imo
Maybe that time they'd stop forgetting Skarsnik 
If we're being real most of the people who complain about End Times have never read anything to do with End Times and still wouldn't read anything if it was redone, they'd just gloat that it was GW admitting defeat.
and then they'd probably make a Reddit post about "Age of Shitmar is totally going to be cancelled now"
I do want to clarify that I would want the ET to be rewritten, but not that I dislike AoS
Infact I quite like it
Like End Times sucks, but it's probably best just left alone and that seems to be what GW's doing as well by setting Old World much farther in the past of Fantasy
👆
I also wish ET was rewritten better, just don't think it would realistically happen and even if it did the fanbase would be insufferable about it
The damage is already done
i wish ET was also written better but it's just not worth it
They have already dropped the ball on it so hard it cratered onto the floor
The demo was fun, but it doesn't really look like it'll play quite like the 1st game
Likely a whole lot of gameplay features are not included in the demo. Also the Votann makes an appearance.
Gonna hold judgment on release
Well there is already the move from nameless Tech Priest -> Character
Which I'm not against
As we are able to play as Khepra
As for the units going from nameless tech priests to named characters, my friend suspects less customization for each unit compared to the first game
Well probably, but the Tech Priest were basically the only thing that changed, with the other units getting some upgrades on the course of the game, where here each character seem to be able to focus on different upgrades, with Videx being for Electro Priests, Khepra being Skitarii...
Considering end times was basically an emergency exit for the plot i think it was ok
Gotta blow everything up somehow before you launch your more profitable successor setting
Plus im not convinced you could write a satisfying ending with how many threads they had going
You could
the issue is its a fucking massive effort
theres no bad concept, only bad execution

It could have been good, sadly it was massively rushed
blowing the skaven's head up with my slanncel rage
Fine we can fix the end times but you must like a Total War warhammer 3 DLC
Is it wholeheartedly ? Or I can just pretend ?
wholeheartedly
lmao
Am I allowed to say why I'm annoyed at that one ?
Since ET rewrite won't happen anyway
May as well
Thrones of Decay with Elspeth, Malakai and Tamurkan?
Your ability to pick apart Total War dlcs are certainly something
- Champions of Chaos should have had each of the Champions inside of their Monogod races (Each race having only 1 character, and each having one that is a Greater Deamons)
-
- The Flc Be'lakor should have been a mirror of Archeon by competing to claim the Everchosen spot
- Forge of the Chaos Dwarf: Should have had a 4th faction, either the Gobla Khan (faction with restricted access to CD units but big focus on Hob goblins and Greenskin slaves) or Hackart the Black (not a CD per se, but did work with them at some point iirc) for a focus on sea control and stuff
- Shadow of Change: Should have had the Changeling be a LH, as he doesn't lead armies but rather infiltrate other places. Have Aekold as a LL. Have the Blue Scribes as FLC LL
- Throne of Decay: Have Malakai as a LH, he isn't suited as a LL alongside the other Dwarfs. Instead have Grimm Burloksson
- Omens of Destruction: Mostly that the OK stuff should have been there in the main dlc
- Tides of Torments: Sayl should not be Norsca but Warrior of Chaos Undivided (and have mechanics based on tricking the Chaos Gods)
I prefer Old World to AoS, but I don't hate AoS anymore
Even if AoS just threw in discount space marines and obliterated the funny french for no reason
Damn
As far as I've seen, the best bits of AoS are when they're using callbacks and reused characters from the Old World
But again. I don't hate it anymore. Waste of energy.
Counterpoint
Stormcast are the most popular faction but that doesn't make them the marine because everyone gets attention in AOS
I will repeat: as far as I've seen. As you may guess, I barely know anything about AoS
That's a neato model, no argument there
Miniature wise it is leaps above 40k, which was leaps above Battle Fantasy
calling them space marines more insulting really
I openly admit I'm speaking from apathy and ignorance here.
Table top wise, honestly i haven't played it enough, but it is really great compared to battle fantasy
Also it's the most accessible tabletop mainline game of GW
Lore wise, there are plenty of things that I just scoff at.
But that was the case for battle fantasy too
It is way easier to get into compared to 40k
I don't tabletop. I don't have space or money for it.
Vidya is much more effecient for enjoying the hobby
See there you go, AoS hasn't had a good video game yet
I hope it gets good one it's such a fun setting
And Battle fantasy took a lot of time before it got good vgame
To be fair, by most people's reckoning, 40k didn't get a good one until Dawn of War
that too
Yea like Fantasy ironically didn't get a good game until it ended
It takes a while for people to understand a warhammer setting well yeah
Just talking about it makes me wanna play Vermintide 2
It takes more when they know nothing about it
yeah honestly if AOS pulls a 40K in the gaming sphere by being slowly understood i would be happy
Shadow of the Horned Rat and that prequel|sequel aren't bad iirc much less for when they released
good riddance to bretonnia too
KEK
Always this yeah and don't forget the sigmarines joke even thpugh they are like
Far away way more different than a space marine
I mean, I liked that they existed
And Bretonnian Knights are Stormcast Eternals but better
They really arent
they are arrogant piece of shit nobles
and I say this as someone that has read bretonnian books
yeah but like the other one is sexist the other one isn't so
Ok that last part is me taking the piss
It really isnt
they actively oppress their populace and kill peasants en-masse
fighting against monsters doesnt redeem them
At this point yeah, this is just trolling right ?
yeah this guy is probably just trolling
What are you on about, the Bretonnian knights are right here.
I WAS GONNA MAKE THAT JOKE
I like the nights I like the horses but like i have to admit
all they care about is honour honour honour horse horse horse
You know you don't get to tell me when I'm not telling a joke, right?
Like, feel free to call it a bad joke, but don't declare what my intent is as if it's your decision.
you come in chat and you have the hallmarks of an average AOS hater like what did you expect us to say to you 
Flesheaters got a lot of hilarious medieval knight jokes in there
My isn't Lady Marrowslobber fetching in her new gown
Those new nobles, no decency, a gown is to remain inside
I do love the makeup of our king it makes his face pop
it's just blood
Don't hate AOS, just don't really care, as nothing I've seen or heard of it over the years really interests me. And it's weird that I'm in a 40k lore channel talking about it.
then why did you talk about it we were literally talking about total war DLCS
and I see Count Spleenspewer has went back to styling his hair in the Southern style, it suits the angle of his face much better I find.
||and we do not care||
you came in here and said you don't like AOS
Hm. Did I? One sec.
Considering the stuff we talk about here trust me it really isnt that weird
Well, I'm an idiot. Caffiene needs to hit faster
We get off topic a lot in here dw bout it
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OK so i ask you this did you did you expect people not too reply to your statement when you start a conversation of people here who like the setting?
Imagine going to a restaurant and saying you don't like it when there are a group of people enjoying the restaurant how do you think are they gonna react
shrug
Can you tell me the names of the skulls inside it?
Like I said, I'm the idiot here and don't even know why I started talking, frankly. Bored waiting to clock in, probably.
In any event, maybe I'll look into AOS a little more. Do a Lexicanum dive like I did when I was new to 40k.
Thats a decent idea
do keep in mind the lexicanum are much more bare bones because aos is still relatively hidden compared to 40K
Yeah, but I don't trust Fandom. It keeps giving me full page popup ads that are literally just obvious scams
here's the thing fandom AOS is dead no one is updating it
so literally lexicanum is your only choice
even worse, there might be gw miniature ads on there
Shit's fucked up 😔
Lexicanum in my experience is slow to update on purpose to avoid spoiling recent publications
Yea Lexi is much better, we just mean that AoS has less of a wiki presence in some areas
But that may be me being generous
Anyway, time for work. Wish me and my fucked up ankle luck.
at least they admitted it lol
😔
bro he's literally one of the earliest characters in the damn ship 😭
Saw the box for the boarding actions terrain at LVO and I now I really want it because it would make for a perfect diorama for my homebrew
Tbf, we interact with him the least
Untill he got the carnival vocator slot i didn't know his name
did not for the life of me recognize this name and had to go look him up
I visit this mfker almost everytime I login, I just never bothered to look at his name 😭
most unfortunate case of "he's just like me" 😔
I think before that he also couldn't change voices so i had never even seen his intro cutscene 
Watching Emperor text to speech
If only this was canon...
Can the emperor come back and bully everyone pls
barbcist even
finally
tau army
What I like armored core
Surprised no one brought up
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/ftpj7noz/sunday-preview-a-tale-of-three-captains/
Finally Harlequins for Maggie
Down to clown
Daily reminder the only good regiment is the Death Korps of Krieg
Level Two ragebait
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I had forgotten that in Castlevania Season 3 you have in the same episode ||Isaac attacking the Wizard||, ||Sypha and Trevor attacking the Priory||, and ||2 different sex scenes||
Too many damn sex scenes, like we get it people have sex. Next plot point
Oh and the 2 sex scenes are part of ||betrayals||
Damn is my memory turning to shit
Or maybe it is my attention span that is abysmal
that isaac scene was so cool
i cried near the end
good tears or bad tears
Sex
good tears
the mother dying was beautiful i think
weird but beautiful
I feel like this is a furry ero game
I wonder what will happen in the next movie
It's coming out in january
it felt more like they would make a tv show or something
damn that's soon
28 years is supposed to be a trilogy
oh so it's like kill bill
ye ofc i love his actor
So since the primarchs inherited a trait of the emperor, did leman Russ inherit the emperor's fursona?
Nocturne having the most obvious ||gay enemies to lovers twist I've ever seen||
Bruh
the emperor was like "no disease shall blight them" when he created the space marines
looking at the death guard, that was a fucking lie
There aren't enough imo
Okay magic bacteria doesn't count
The emperor also said they shall know no fear but that was never true
Didn't the drukhari scare the actual night haunters
The emperor also probably at one point said he was a great father
Sigmar Neoth lied
Actually no I think he's at least that self-aware
He didn't see himself as a father tbf
Yeah that
They are tools, weapons for his war
They shall know no fear
The sons were always tools to extend himself
Is a lot more catchy then
They actually can feel fear and they have high tolerance to it but their response is muted and modified to not be as much of an issue so they can operate properly
Many things can shock and scare marines. It’s just hard to make them break from said fear
I mean, that Dune maxime is more difficult to belt out, but is darn catchy
It would be cool if that actually was the case
Marines have always been able to feel fear
Only non-plot relevant marines feel fear
GW made it that way
Nah
Plot relevant ones also do
When the plot demands it
lol
"I must not fear.Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
Like those loser bozos, in "they shall know no fear"
ironic
A lot of marines feel fear
Now that I think about it
lol
Anyways point being it’s meant to be a catchy phrase
In old editions it was a rule that let marines reroll morale tests
Dante is afraid he'll survive another chapter ending cataclysm
Cato Sicarius feels "fear" in an esoteric, strange way
I genuinely feel bad for Dante at times
He has lived for so long that he knows that what he's doing is
Objectively horrific and wrong
But in his PoV, he can't stop.
Like he is one of the few SMs that are lkke
"I know killing Xenos who literally haven't done anything against us are bad. But I literally cannot stop doing it because my empire demands it, and I have done it for literally hundreds of years."
Dune right?
Dorn admitted to a human officer that he was afraid shortly before the siege of terra began, after which he was like "Don't tell Guilliman." 
Guilliman is always willing to throw hands
Whether he wins though
Uhhhh
insert Mortarion coma here
What's gulliman's win to lose ratio against his brothers?
Out of the main enemy factions of the imperium which one poses the smallest threat?
Win: Magnus(daemon prince)
Lose: Mort, Magnus(daemon prince), Angron(daemon prince), Fulgrim, Fulgrim(daemon prince), Lorgar, Angron, Lion
Some minor xenos faction
if you mean tabletop faction
Probably the Ynnari.
either the Leagues of Votaan, Tau or craftworld eldar
They've lost some big names that signed up with them.
I'd argue the Drukhari, largely because despite their piracy and raids, they don't actually care to do much
They steal suns
Just imagine if the Dark Eldar decided to get serious.
They won't
Why the hell would they?
They don't care about conquest or destruction with regards to the Imperium
They're quite content with their own circus tent dimension of Commoragh and they raid whoever's convenient for painmeat and the occasional celestial battery or just for their own amusement
The Tau may be less powerful, but they're just as imperialistic and expansionist as the Imperium. The Dark Eldar aren't intent on conquering entire Imperial segmenta, just stealing shit here and there and then fucking back off to goblin world
Drukhari are a dying, indolent breed who are just as likely to break apart and self-exterminate themselves the moment either Commoragh suffers a big enough disjunction or someone finally gets lucky and kills Vect, the latter of which immediately causing total civil war
well
the Drukhari arne't a dying race
explictly
they don't have population issues
Apart from the murder rate only offset by unrestricted cloning
Put it this way: the Drukhari aren't a problem unless you're isolated or you start poking them. The Tau are coming for you with a pulse pistol in one hand and socialized healthcare in the other
dark eldar fuck with fringe imperial worlds which coincidentally is also like 70% of the imperium
the new space marine heroes are 50 usd lmao
Character moment lol
Literally that’s the price of 1/3rd of a spear head
Every 3 characters sold is 1 spear head
This is literally the same for AoS characters as well
💀
but yes
characters are extremely overpriced
in terms of plastic quantity
this is due to how fucking expensive moulds are
How much are new AOS heroes?
aside from like
the deathbringer
who is 35$ for some reason
LOL
blades of khorne get a discont for being unpopular ig?
idfk
GW's pricing for characters/heros always feels arbitrary and random to me
here's the 40k MSRP costs from an LGS, only error is the iron hands dice which is 10$ more then it should be
Bruh
I guess because he’s a tiny hero
yeah but that hasn't stopped GW before tbh
Lmao
I haven’t realized that heroes increased by like 10 bucks
Mainly because the only heroes I bought straight from gw as of late was big monster heroes
They arent dying out.
Otherwise yeah all of this is very accurate.
They see Realspace as a playground and dont give a fuck about anyone.
Also death.
Destroy all tourney players
how is that image related to tournies 💀
its just a local game store

Nah, they're dying. They just aren't, currently, killing eachother faster than they can make new ones
Nah they arent.
This is a very baseless claim.
Dark Eldar will always continue to exist as long as they got fresh people to torment and a steady groundwork.
Their entire society is structured in such a way that it's guaranteed to destablize and self destruct
They're screwed
They really arent.
So is the Imperium, and about every faction in the setting.
They're a worst post apocalyptic civilization than the one from Hunger Games
They really arent, again.
its better that heros got the sharper blade but it still sucks
heroes pay 10 dollars more so normal infantry only pay 5-10% more
Did they forget the primary post-mortality technology they have? lol
tbh the moulds are prolly way more expensive for individual characters
because of how stupid expensive they are already
Also like, where is your source saying they are dying out lol
oh yeah probably
and using a giant slab of titanium alloy
on just one character
is a much worse investment lol
Basic logic
i like gw plastic alot more than 3d printed plastic so i cant really complain
paying a shitty price
Basic logic doesnt matter much in lore, sorry
GW's plastic is like
by your logic the Imperium should also implode
very nice to work with lol
but it doesnt because plot
compared to other companies plastics
realistically speaking the Imperium would fractuce the moment all the primarchs left.
we can go down this rabbit hole all day
me watching someone drop Olyander
🙄
somehow she didn't fucking snap off the connection point
OHN OOOOOOOOOOO

oghappy to hear, i hope they can take a few hours to fix the bends
Yeah they fixed it
If the lore is contrived, it's bad lore, and I am free to ignore it
Didn't ask your permission or theirs
Then stop giving me your input
Why would I
Done here
KEK
yeah, i think 1/3rd of the kits are push fit at least
Pushfit makes it worse
at least you know when to quit
i learned how to make pushfit not ass
Anyway
i have to drill out the holes my self
And glue them normally
i dont like how glue works with the underworlds plastic so i try toa void it
it acts different
yeah it really shouldnt tbh








