#40k-lore-chat

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rose thorn
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they hold boats over their head and walk across hte bottom of the ocean

queen laurel
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yeah they are called kraken eaters because they live near the sea

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and hunt sea monsters

near wasp
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That's kinda cool

queen laurel
# near wasp That's kinda cool

yeah this guy is a mega gargant which is like the biggest form of giant in AOS there are much smaller giants just called gargants

queen laurel
vagrant fox
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I am endlessly amused

near wasp
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Destroyer hell yeah

vagrant fox
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more space marines 🫡

queen laurel
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oh boy oh spicy little squig

rose thorn
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

vagrant fox
rose thorn
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more

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fuckin

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pace marines uhgg

queen laurel
rose thorn
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ITS ALWAYS FUCKING SPACE AMRINES UHG

vagrant fox
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the low quality one is funny

queen laurel
vagrant fox
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deep wisdom

rose thorn
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literally EVERY WEEK has had a space marine reveal for like 3 MONTHS

vagrant fox
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White Lions of Chrace were my first #1 coolest unit I ever saw of all time in the younger days

queen laurel
vagrant fox
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40k is space marines forever and ever

hallow saddle
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those wolf scouts looks phenomenal tbf

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very wolfy wolf

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valrak on life support, he was sure it was ordo malleus (grey knights)

storm jungle
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Thats prob later

storm jungle
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get these furries outta here

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fucking "pack leader"

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😭

rocky gale
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The stealth suits are nice

spring cairn
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don't mess with the alpha

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or else

rocky gale
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Much more dynamic

spring cairn
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taus look awesome tho

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and they surely don't reek, unlike our sw friends

storm jungle
rose thorn
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please reveal the new underworlds warbadns today please please please

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come on gw

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redeem yourself

hallow saddle
rose thorn
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they arent scouts thogh

queen laurel
rose thorn
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they are all old retired space marines

hallow saddle
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they are called wolf scouts

rose thorn
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they are differnet because FUCK YOU DEI DIE DIE DIE SPACE WOLVES GET TO DO WHAT EVER THEY WANT

queen laurel
rose thorn
queen laurel
hallow saddle
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this is not worth arguing about haha

rose thorn
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fair

queen laurel
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Like sure they don't use their scouts to train their noviates but they are still scouts in that they scout ahead and stuff

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and they are lightly armored space marines

storm jungle
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I MEAN UH

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yeah probably

rose thorn
hallow saddle
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me too

rose thorn
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wolf wolf WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF

storm jungle
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Same

surreal nest
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wolf scouts look sick asf im probably getting this one

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is GW not making anymore tombworlds?

storm jungle
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Yeah they ran out egypt licensing

surreal nest
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It means nothing

storm jungle
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It means everything.

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Someone skin this man.

surreal nest
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year of chaos is when the year proceeding the year of chaos the other version of warhammer gets a space marine squad

tough haven
nocturne crest
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We got our 5 factions of chaos refreshed: khorne, Nurgle, Tzeentch and furries.

surreal nest
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Is the "and" short for emperors children

nocturne crest
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The chaos dwarfs are kind like furries?

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Whoops, missed out Slaanesh. My B

vagrant fox
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every year is the year of chaos

nocturne crest
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Next year will be the year of Order.

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Jesus is coming to 40k.

queen laurel
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<@&735928989146939404>

celest dome
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<@&735928989146939404>

rocky gale
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Damn I look away for 5 seconds and miss whatever happened

queen laurel
rocky gale
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Lame

nocturne crest
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Wait, are the minotaurs basically the space bulls?

near wasp
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What scam was it the Elon one again?

celest dome
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Kind like Salamanders

rose thorn
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Idk how accurate this is but

dapper gyro
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What's the number about?

rose thorn
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Kits released for faction

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This edition

dapper gyro
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Ah, because I see some overlap like BA and DW while having SM groups on top. It makes sense for it to be kits.

hallow saddle
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v*lrak said there's lots of chaos stuff rumoured for next year.....

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year of chaos every year

surreal nest
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Year of chaos is when things release

hallow saddle
surreal nest
rose thorn
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Yes

storm jungle
rose thorn
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Also you jsut press ‘model reveal’ on warcom

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And boom

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Count

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It’s not too crazy but it’s psychotic space marines got 5 times as many new kits as The main bbeg of the edition

hallow saddle
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genestealer cults getting anything but a new HQ unit challenge: impossible

rose thorn
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Wait this is incorrect gsc got 2 models

surreal nest
spring cairn
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soft u should play gunman

surreal nest
spring cairn
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it's like shoving kids in lockers

surreal nest
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Your evil will not manipulate me

surreal nest
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Tell me more

storm jungle
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twink gameplay in lorechat is crazy

spring cairn
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ivy gets taken behind the old shed to be put down (she had rabies)

surreal nest
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Its so brutal

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That poor ivy

surreal nest
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So you have a ranged abrams charge....

spring cairn
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ranged abrams that can burst you for 1k+

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and lock u in gaybaby jail

surreal nest
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Ok I will try him

queen laurel
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Also what book is this

storm jungle
queen laurel
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the ork expert wrote it

near wasp
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I thought viodscarred didn't come out till the 10th

storm jungle
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Apparently it was the 2nd

nocturne crest
vital ginkgo
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Were there any non minor conflicts or wars with tyranids where the tyranids were outnumbered by their opponent?

remote wadi
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Honestly space wolves don't get enought love

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One of the strongest legions
Primarch no one talks about for some reason

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And like they are the legion executors

storm jungle
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Nids are not really possible to outnumber

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and a hivefleet at low reserves will not commit to a war it knows it cannot win as per the Hivemind

remote wadi
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What if we exterminato the planet and they outnumbered on the space fight

storm jungle
remote wadi
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That would be good writing eventho they didn't explore it yet I guess

storm jungle
remote wadi
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Oh ok

storm jungle
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a few tyranid torpedoes on a single imperial ship is a nightmare scenario

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its why you just attempt to blow up the ships if you can, the problem is hivefleets are usually not small unless its a very unlucky splinterfleet

remote wadi
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Makes sense

storm jungle
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Also another example but the Ghorala Swarm in Octarius War started off being heavily outnumbered by the Orks, so engaged in a battle of attrition where they grew the swarm by feeding on the bodies after the battles.

queen laurel
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The moment they do that they are now outnumbering you no matter how many reinforcements you put out

rocky gale
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Saw this and had the share, Ghoul Queen on Royal Terrorgoose

queen laurel
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Her delusion she must be seeing this thing as an giant majestic eagle

dapper gyro
arctic talon
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XV-26 stealth armor real

arctic talon
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💀

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Also it was for AoS

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But Chaos in AoS didn’t get a ton either aside from skaven

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lol

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Anyways tau have as many killteams as guard now lol

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The loved xenos child of Killteam

spring cairn
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Tau and LoV deserve everything

arctic talon
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I like them

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Seems to be an elite team

spring cairn
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burger dude

arctic talon
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Wolf scout team is whatever

spring cairn
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you make me angry just by you existing

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I will never forget

median star
dapper gyro
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Year of Chaos is a reference to your despair thinking that you are getting new chaos kit. It is, however, the chaos in your brain.

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Marines have 3 because angels of death isn’t a real team that got a release

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If I counted guard adjacent teams guard would be at 6

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And mentally, deep down I do.

queen laurel
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the stealth suit are cool

arctic talon
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XV-26!!!!!

opaque pumice
sacred ginkgo
rocky gale
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Just pose them different then

sacred ginkgo
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It just makes me kinda sad looking at them then looking at the wolves team

rose thorn
rocky gale
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Not Ushoran?

arctic talon
arctic talon
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The space wolves one seems to just be a sprue of 6

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While stealth’s are 2 of 3

rose thorn
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Hey elite what AOS model did you vote for

rocky gale
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Ushoran right?

arctic talon
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Guess

rose thorn
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I haven’t heard the same model twice yet

queen laurel
rose thorn
languid meadow
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

rose thorn
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He wasn’t on the list was he?

languid meadow
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bottom of the list

rose thorn
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Weird they broke thier own rule but what ever

arctic talon
rose thorn
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LETS GOOO

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So did I

arctic talon
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lol

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Jokes aside Ushoran is gona win

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Imo

queen laurel
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He was in the bottom @rose thorn

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yes i copy pasted every single choice

celest dome
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Tahlia Vedra, Loinnes of Parch uwugryn

rocky gale
rose thorn
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Idk it’s a toss up between like every faction tbh

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IMO

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Thsi might just be a popularity poll

rocky gale
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Was Krethusa on the list?

rose thorn
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Yeah

languid meadow
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I loved seeing the deathmaster on the list ngl

rose thorn
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My partner is probably voting for her

queen laurel
rose thorn
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What?

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Why not?

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Who’s the second DoK?

queen laurel
rocky gale
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Because Krethusa easily clears most other models

queen laurel
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and that's everyone by the way

rose thorn
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She clears every generic model on the list

queen laurel
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i mean shit Kragnos is not even in the list

rose thorn
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None of the universal characters besides gotrek is on there

queen laurel
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yep

rose thorn
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This is definitely trying to see what factions need new big heroes

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Fyreslayers aren’t on the list, so it’s a good sign that they are getting a big release

rocky gale
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Top 5 AoS models

1st Ushoran
2nd Krethusa
3rd Tahlia Vedra
4th Vizzik Skour
5th Harbinger of Decay

rose thorn
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anyone excited for the ohio expansion for fallout 76?

remote wadi
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Tzeentch 2nd edition and 2nd edition nurgle cheap and literal gods

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Had to be outted of the game

rose thorn
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...?

remote wadi
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Old editions of Warhammer had gods as units

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It was a mistake but it's peak to say they were the best units since the units of AoS supposedly workship them

rose thorn
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oh lol

rose thorn
remote wadi
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Oh I think it was fantasy

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Ur right

rose thorn
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ah oka

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its all good

remote wadi
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I only started my tzeentch army recently

rose thorn
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ooo nice nice

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did you strat with the spearhead?

remote wadi
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Yep

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I still have my taus

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But I wanted something more challenging

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And tbh tzeentch army is low key just gambling

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I may get that 4+ invulnerable

rose thorn
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i havent looked at them yet, i just know they have the burning rule

remote wadi
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I may do a lot of DMG

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I may be useless and just die

rose thorn
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did fate dice get changed thsi edition?

remote wadi
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I think tzeentch army is barely even updated

rose thorn
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oh wait i let me jsut check the army rule right now

remote wadi
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We not slaneesh and kourne

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Tzeentch thousand sons are the most updated one I think

rose thorn
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are we talking about 40k or aos?

celest dome
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I just spilled a whole jar of strawberry syrup I had nearly finished making Sitgryn
I managed to save quite a bit of it

rose thorn
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sorry to hear ;-;

queen laurel
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we shall now hit morathi in the head for the loss of this food

hallow saddle
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get some bread or smth and dip it in there

arctic talon
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Tzeentch is the neglected child of the AoS chaos gods

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lol

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Don’t even have their elite infantry option

celest dome
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Tzaangor clown_hadron

languid meadow
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waiter waiter more tzaangors

queen laurel
arctic talon
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That’s not an elite infantry option

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lol

languid meadow
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honestly at this point when I think of gors I only thing of Tzaangors

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not even the normal beastmen version

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bleak

celest dome
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So does GW KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
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Tzaangors are shittier

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Then the human infantry option

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Well

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In some ways

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They got better offensive profiles and can do some other stuff

queen laurel
arctic talon
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But the scribes are better at eating shots

queen laurel
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so rejoice

celest dome
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I quite dislike the Arcanite's models

languid meadow
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I forget there are other monogod gors

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it's so hilarious and sad

arctic talon
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GW has shown scribes of tzeentch units

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In heavy plate armor

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In art

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where are they

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Not tzeentch worshiping Chaos warriors in S2D

languid meadow
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the woke dragon

arctic talon
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Is that what they’re calling archaeons mount now

celest dome
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I don't think I've ever seen that artwork

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For the armoured arcanites

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Imo an elite Infantry design I'd pick for Tzeentch would be to have them have multiple arms that embody different winds of Magic

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So the base units have their normal arms + 1 or 2 Wind arm

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And the higher tiers have lost their normal arms and get more wind arms

rocky gale
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Shrimple

celest dome
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Is that from Total War ? Or that Rhuin game ?

arctic talon
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lol

misty vector
sour hornet
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near wasp
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Average Friday then

dapper gyro
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Uzbekistan
That far away? Nah.

storm jungle
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Reading the corsair book currently

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It literally has a yaoi main character romance, this is peak

celest dome
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"Do that and we are yours to command. And I am yours to punish"
Oh my...

storm jungle
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The chapter ends with them banging im screaming.

arctic talon
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The book is good so far

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I'm like

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half of the way through

outer wave
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I only read "Taenar licked his lips" and knew this would be gay as hell

storm jungle
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Same.

arctic talon
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This is my favorite Brooks book(so far)

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Please do not ruin it at the very end

storm jungle
storm jungle
arctic talon
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Orks fall

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everyone dies

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/j

storm jungle
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Yeah if he makes it like the ending of the Big Dakka im legit gonna fucking go postal.

arctic talon
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Gona be cosigned to Brooks hell

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Big Dakka, Huron

storm jungle
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^

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Also what Chapter are you at Elite

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im at 16 lol

rose thorn
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imperial knights gameplay:

arctic talon
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I'm doing work rn 💀

storm jungle
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Stop it.

rocky gale
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Yall ebook readers flaunting it

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I gotta wait for someone to bring it to me

storm jungle
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Imagine wasting time on physical books.

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Gay as hell imo.

arctic talon
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chapter 19 rn

storm jungle
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Bastard.

arctic talon
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no jobbing yet

storm jungle
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yeah my prediction atm is Gazruk is gonna fuck over Ballgag da Magnificent or whatever his name is

arctic talon
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so looking good

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Maybe this is working because Brooks likes both factions

outer wave
arctic talon
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so one side doesn't become the omega jobber

rocky gale
storm jungle
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where the ork fleet just decimates the eldar ships somehow lmao

arctic talon
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Not the worst opening I've read

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but its not great

dapper gyro
arctic talon
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lol

outer wave
dapper gyro
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Back in the day, it was milk delivery.

storm jungle
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Then plumbers

outer wave
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Also thought Brooks was a good author, is he just too prone to glazing orks?

storm jungle
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Basically yeah

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Ufthak is literally his mary sue OC in like 3 books lol

outer wave
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Oh fun

storm jungle
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hes a great writer tho imo, also one of the few 40k authors whos very openly queer.

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Which is great because it makes chuds hate him and deny peak books

outer wave
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Does he just have author's notes in his books that say "Yeah, Im gay"?

arctic talon
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If you call Master of the maelstorm peak I'm shoving you into a goliath rockgrinder/hj

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I should make a tier list

storm jungle
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Nah, just many queer elements

arctic talon
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of brooks books

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lol

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for me personally

storm jungle
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same sex couples, non-binary characters, some minor trans folks etc

outer wave
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Oh cool cool

storm jungle
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Yeah its very much not in your face

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like some male character will just say "but what about my husband?" casually and you can go oh hey thats cool

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its pretty non-factor too because its sci-fi lol

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aka the genre where everoyne is usually gay or bisexual

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Im looking at you star trek

rocky gale
arctic talon
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You kiss good Myrin

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but you're also

rocky gale
arctic talon
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good drukhari players always make the charge

storm jungle
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On the matter of brooks

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This is what peak writing looks like.

arctic talon
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ngl

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its lame that lelith is using drugs again

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smh my head GW

storm jungle
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She and Mori had an argument

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leave her be

arctic talon
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I thought she kicked the habit after 2 editions

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but she's back to hitting the good shit

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jokes aside its always funny that Lelith's lore states she never uses combat drugs

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but she's been allowed to use them in 3 different editions lol

opaque coyote
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"I never take drugs. That's bad for me."

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She says as she pours her 6th cup of wine she bought from walmart

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And it's also 2 pm

celest dome
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Or the one that say "I only take healthy drinks"
While downing the 4th glass of Strawberry Daiquiri

arctic talon
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Terrorist team coming soon to a Killteam near you

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They’re going to fucking delete other elite teams 💀

opaque coyote
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Also random ass question.

Does the Imperium have a standardized clock

storm jungle
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tbh technically the most terrorist killteam is the Votann Hernkyn

opaque coyote
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Like do they base days/nights off of say

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Terra

rocky gale
storm jungle
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their lore literally says like

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they go to warzones

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and wait for people to kill themselves by causing conflict

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then take the salvage

celest dome
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They don't even have standardized calendars KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
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LMAO

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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IM NOT KIDDING

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ITS SO FUCKED

arctic talon
# rocky gale

Awesome lesbian couple.

Evil and intimidating Vect

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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I wanted water caste spooks

celest dome
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It isn't terrorism, it's profitering

opaque coyote
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It's easier to say

"Base it off of Terra, wake up at 10 am"

arctic talon
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But I’ll take stealth suits instead

opaque coyote
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Rather than "It's X month in this planet so it's actually X month in this system due to the distance of the sun"

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Etc.

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I can imagine the Navy has a standardized clock as a result

arctic talon
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There is a standard time in 40K

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It’s terra time

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Anyways it doesn’t fucking matter

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Because it’s fucked as well

rocky gale
celest dome
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Earth Caste KT that is 2 dudes, one Drone operator and other using experimental tech.
With some experimental drones

opaque coyote
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Like "wake up at 9 am"

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I know that the calendar system isn't standardized

storm jungle
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google it

opaque coyote
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But I want to know if they refer to Terra time in ships

opaque coyote
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Strange word

storm jungle
opaque coyote
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If only I had somewhere to search it up

storm jungle
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im gonna rip out your fucking fingers

opaque coyote
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I can't recall where it is though

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...

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I think it's

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Aha

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Bing!

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Of course

rocky gale
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Try ask jeeves

opaque coyote
late verge
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Forget "why do lasguns have recoil" how do lasguns not blind their users

storm jungle
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stop

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asking

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these

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fucking

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QUESTIONS

late verge
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U r free not to answer them :3

misty vector
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the gun itself is between the eye and the laser

opaque coyote
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No wait found something. A reddit post from 6 years ago with like 10 comments

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Praise be

storm jungle
opaque coyote
storm jungle
opaque coyote
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So

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That presumably

storm jungle
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no...

storm jungle
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thats just-

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thats normal goggles

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whats the matter with you people

opaque coyote
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I guess those that don't use them are just used to it.

storm jungle
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lmao

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Lasguns dont blind people

storm jungle
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Lasguns dont damage eyelids

rocky gale
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The Cadian purple eyes have superior protection to light, which keeps them safe from the lasgun flash

storm jungle
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LMAO

late verge
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Dilara HATES thoughts and thinking

arctic talon
opaque coyote
storm jungle
late verge
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Her mind is too small for doubt

misty vector
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you could maybe say that the lasgun bolt is effective and that the laser produces very little light compared to the heat and force it has

storm jungle
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legionaries kill them

storm jungle
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start with the latte dude or whatever their name is

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tie horses around each of their limbs

late verge
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Dilara stop genuinely

storm jungle
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no

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Im sick of this

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all of you are dying

opaque coyote
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Jokes aside, Lasers in general don't blind you as long as it's not directly pointed at your eyes. So

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Probably just that

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Amazing

late verge
storm jungle
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I just want death and destruction

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why is this so hard to get

opaque coyote
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Like Dilara said

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Sci fi

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Actually not even Scifi, 40k is outright Science Fantasy

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Lasgun shoot laser

opaque coyote
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Cool

opaque coyote
misty vector
dapper gyro
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Seem like Dilara didn't get enough sleep.

storm jungle
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I did.

dapper gyro
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The sister is violent today, eh.

storm jungle
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Im literally always like this

opaque coyote
late verge
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Why dont the imperium just give the emperor a coffee so he can wake up?

storm jungle
dapper gyro
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Even Laati agrees with me.

opaque coyote
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And his mind is too scattered to remember what order he likes

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And also nobody understands what a "Venti" is

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or a

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"Grande"

misty vector
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they cant talk to him until hes had his coffee and they forgot his usual order

opaque coyote
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Seriously not even Starbucks employees follow that shit

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Just call it small, medium, large

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For fucks sake

dapper gyro
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A double double

opaque coyote
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And as soon as they bring it

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He slaps it away

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"I wanted a white chocolate mocha not a caramel macchiato"

arctic talon
opaque coyote
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...the Emperor would totally be like

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A complete asshole boss

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Like

late verge
misty vector
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you know how hard it is to get non-fat milk in the 41st millenia

opaque coyote
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Elon Musk levels of mistreatment back in the 2nd millenium

storm jungle
late verge
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I just think its funny to say my inane shower thoughts out loud

celest dome
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The Emperor would be the type of person to ask a Martiny shaken not stired completely seriously

misty vector
rocky gale
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Emperor is dieing for a pumpkin spice latte right now

dapper gyro
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Imagine the current big E just is just Trump...

storm jungle
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I really wanna try a pumpkin spice latte

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i hear everyone meme it lol

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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"Smart people hate me."

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  • Emperor
rocky gale
opaque coyote
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Not like God tier or anything

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Just good

opaque coyote
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Then again I have a sweet tooth

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But for my sugar loving ass it does taste good

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Nothing special

rocky gale
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Anytime I see Pumpkin Spice I just think "I could just get Spiced Chai" which I know I like and never risk it

late verge
daring creek
late verge
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You might still like it

daring creek
#

I've had it. It's a nice drink

opaque coyote
late verge
dapper gyro
celest dome
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Isn't Pumpkin spices just the same spices as in a biskoff ?

daring creek
#

Pumpkin spice and beer...

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Uh....

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Not sure about that one.

rocky gale
#

Speaking of beer isn't it Octoberfest this weekend?

dapper gyro
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The Scot bars here here serve it in october and halloween.

misty vector
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cant really imagine what pumpkin spice would taste like

daring creek
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Oh. Sounds nice

opaque coyote
daring creek
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Kek

celest dome
#

Octoberfest will have already ended I think

opaque coyote
celest dome
#

It's in September iirc

rocky gale
#

Wut?

daring creek
#

October

rocky gale
#

You're telling me Octoberfest is in September?

opaque coyote
#

It's like that but sweeter and with a pumpkin after taste

celest dome
#

Yes

daring creek
#

Believe it or not we are in October

celest dome
#

Cause milder temperatures

daring creek
#

Time is flying past me and so is my life

opaque coyote
daring creek
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I should try and draw more this month

opaque coyote
#

Not that good at drawing but it should be fun

opaque coyote
daring creek
#

I need to buy a desk so I have a working space

rocky gale
#

Oh, turns out we celebrate it for the whole month

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Ha entry is £10, but you get in free if you're wearing Lederhosen or Dirndl (Heidi Dress)

dapper gyro
#

Do it

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Put on some 40K or WHF reference as well.

misty vector
#

they would love oktoberfest

rocky gale
storm jungle
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my favorite not-incase artist

dapper gyro
crystal forum
rocky gale
storm jungle
#

Yeah same

crystal forum
#

those lips

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this artist has drawn certain things

misty vector
#

pretty sure they draw yuri

storm jungle
#

Their style is taken from Incase

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whos a literal porn artist

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so lol

crystal forum
#

normie porn yawn

outer wave
rocky gale
#

Just scrolling through reading the Girlfailure Guard and then boom, a piece titled "The mother she would never be"

crystal forum
#

deserved

sour hornet
storm jungle
surreal nest
sour hornet
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Also isn't that the artist that makes gay Celestine x Greyfax art?

#

Reminds me of InCase, who I know for completely unrelated reasons

sour hornet
#

💀

spring cairn
surreal nest
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True true

sour hornet
spring cairn
#

i love gunman

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i'm out for blood

sour hornet
spring cairn
#

i also got one of the russian drone pilot that has been harassing eu airspace as of late

rocky gale
#

Pretty much

sour hornet
#

Nice to know

storm jungle
spring cairn
#

that's not me

storm jungle
#

she literally copies his style 😩

spring cairn
#

that's the beebop in my team

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sadly steam recordings doesn't pick up my mic

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for some reason

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idk why

sour hornet
#

💀

crystal forum
dapper gyro
#

I have doubt, can you share your research so that we can confirm it?

crystal forum
#

i want to hear your stupid voice

sour hornet
#

yes

spring cairn
#

*my beautiful yet intimidating alpha voice

crystal forum
#

that art style is straight up tumbler personified

crystal forum
rose thorn
#

Underworlds leaks

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zarbag is cooked

arctic talon
#

how cooked

crystal forum
#

i love leakage!

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show us the leaks

spring cairn
#

yeag

crystal forum
#

clown sized feet

spring cairn
#

it's for my clown sized shoes

daring creek
#

Did someone say clown

crystal forum
#

yes the person above you

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weirdo

daring creek
#

Wdym

crystal forum
#

clussy

vagrant fox
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do not sexualize clowns

languid meadow
#

clussy

winged jacinth
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Group hysteria

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Imagined clown instance

spring cairn
#

heeheehoohoo

crystal forum
#

ah shit arbitor ian made a minotaurs video

#

another chapter ruined by the boring guy

daring creek
#

Ze

daring creek
#

Does the admech ever need to whip machine spirits like a drunken father after he got fired from his job

dapper gyro
#

What's wrong with you? And this come from someone who is not normal neither.

spring cairn
#

would a priest beat the shit out of a crucifix ?

daring creek
#

Does the crucifix have any religious significance in the imperium even

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I don't think it even would count as a machine spirit if its just a cross and no internal workings

rocky gale
daring creek
daring creek
crystal forum
#

dont worry about him he's the chuddest person in this channel

daring creek
#

He's chuddy?

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Hm

spring cairn
#

take missus behind the old shed and put them down it's the moral thing to do

unique bronze
#

eyo

crystal forum
#

illegal

dapper gyro
daring creek
#

Are machine spirits vulerable to chaos? For example: a car not working until you grip the shift stick a particular way

arctic talon
arctic talon
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If that makes sebse

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

Machine spirit is a broad term

daring creek
#

Interesting

arctic talon
#

And refers to many diffrent things

arctic talon
#

Sometimes

crystal forum
#

nah deimo is by far

arctic talon
#

But soul imprints are more vulnerable then dumb AI

crystal forum
#

the chudmeister

daring creek
#

:3

arctic talon
#

Weird AI fragments

daring creek
#

I think its cooler if machine spirits are just the remnants of AI

arctic talon
#

There’s a lot of different types

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Some are

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Some aren’t

dapper gyro
#

Some are straight up warp entities staying in machines.

daring creek
#

Sick

rose thorn
#

@rocky gale so know (or dont) that the skinnerkin is the worst warbadn in warhammer underworlds 2.0?

rose thorn
#

guess who got a major reworkkk

rocky gale
#

Oh

dapper gyro
#

So... You no longer want to be a dreadnought, but a machine spirit now?

rocky gale
#

Are they better now?

daring creek
rose thorn
#

ALOT

daring creek
#

Or a Thallax

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Does anyone have a monkeys paw

rose thorn
#

tldr the haunch abilites are per turn now no longer per round

rocky gale
rose thorn
#

i think death is the best box out of the 4

dapper gyro
arctic talon
rocky gale
arctic talon
#

Since they’re said to be in continuous mental breakdown

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lol

rocky gale
#

SO I'll try to get it individual on Ebay after it's released

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But the Death one I wanted all the teams, so was super worth

daring creek
daring creek
#

I can handle it

rose thorn
daring creek
hallow saddle
#

they might get like re-consecrated

daring creek
#

Thallaxes are effectively just remote control robots with a human implanted yeah?

dapper gyro
#

Kind of. You are conscious, but you have minimal control over yourself.

rose thorn
rocky gale
#

Oh I love that mechanic from AoS

daring creek
rocky gale
#

Peak Slaanesh ability

rose thorn
dapper gyro
#

To limit the use of machine spirit and AI.

arctic talon
#

They’re capable of independent action and thought

#

But have restrictions on them

arctic talon
#

Yes

daring creek
#

Oh sweet

arctic talon
#

Tech thralls are the ones who are conscious but have no control

#

Thallax are just

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In horrific agony and having an awful time mentally

dapper gyro
#

Oh

crystal forum
#

join thallax today

arctic talon
#

They get given a cocktail of drugs to “calm” them down out of battle. Or mid combat they get combat drugs and pain killers whenever they kill shit

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Thallax get their drugs taken away before battle

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So they’re as bloodthirsty and psychopathic as possible

dapper gyro
#

Btw, why do you want to become such body horror, Missus?

daring creek
#

Cute and funny

crystal forum
daring creek
#

Dreadnoughts are on my mind more than I'd like to admit frankly.

arctic talon
#

Thallax are addicted to their pain killers

#

They’re literal opioid addicts

rose thorn
#

Exiled dead are kinda insane? The more dead fighters you have the faster you get and you cause them to kill them selves

arctic talon
#

Interesting

daring creek
crystal forum
#

stimulation

daring creek
daring creek
#

Wow

rose thorn
#

yhaahahhshAHAHAHAH

arctic talon
#

More mouse bites

daring creek
#

House MD is a thallax? Wow..

crystal forum
#

doctor house the trans icon

dapper gyro
#

They are just good friends, ok.

daring creek
crystal forum
#

same

daring creek
#

Adderall

#

I love my drugs

crystal forum
#

microdosing cyanide so the assassins wont get me

rocky gale
# crystal forum doctor house the trans icon

Reminds me of the episode where House brings a trans woman to a party because he thinks it will make it awkward for the other guests, but they all really like her and she becomes galpals with them and House is just like "huh guess I was the bigot"

spring cairn
#

where is my tylenol

#

where is it

crystal forum
#

autism pills

crystal forum
daring creek
#

Atleast he admitted to his own bigotry.

Though its fucked up he used someone like that

dapper gyro
#

I have Tylenol extra strength always ready.

valid needle
dapper gyro
#

I need that tism.

daring creek
#

Why did trump say a pain killer caused autism

crystal forum
#

would doctor house take fent if the show was made today

daring creek
#

Where does this come from lmao

daring creek
#

He'd do whippets too

crystal forum
#

you're diagnozed with rizz

daring creek
#

To increase his intellect

spring cairn
#

this patient, i know what he needs

#

bring in the fent

dapper gyro
#

Real reason though, it was given to me when I hurt my knee on ruck. I keep it in the backpack ever since.

near wasp
#

House tried to kill himself to feel the high of it one time, I am not kidding

daring creek
#

You mean the choking thing?

#

Asyfixation or whatever

rocky gale
#

No he stuck a fork into an outlet

crystal forum
near wasp
#

^

daring creek
#

Normal activities.

rocky gale
#

Tried to electrocute himself to death to see if he'd feel anything

#

Because a patient had a near death experiance and said it was the best he'd ever felt, so kept trying to die to feel it again

#

So House wanted to try it

daring creek
#

People who've died briefly have described it as a tranquil experience

near wasp
#

House also over did methodone one time and had to get a purple nurple to redirect him

crystal forum
#

what

dapper gyro
#

Someone like that would never stay as a Dr for that long...

near wasp
#

Ressurect

crystal forum
#

he had to get his nipple twisted

near wasp
#

Yep

#

Show is crazy sometimes. I love it

crystal forum
#

his methods might be irregular but they get results

dapper gyro
daring creek
#

The show is constant D20s on medical malpractice

#

His methods would kill someone

#

Lmao

near wasp
#

He does kill people

daring creek
#

Which made me not really like the show

#

Grrr its not realistic..

crystal forum
dapper gyro
#

House is too self destructive, and with all of the issues with that hospital, no one ever reports him. It is clearly plot.

near wasp
#

House is a doctor you'd want if nobody else could figure out what was wrong with you. His cases are all consults from other doctors who had no idea what was wrong

dapper gyro
#

It is also America, people would have sued him to bankruptcy.

rocky gale
#

I love seeing actual medical experts reacting to House because it's like they do so many hoops and then at the end reveal the real cause of the condition and the show is like "Wow only House could have solved this", but then the Medical expert watching is just like "That would have been caught in the ER, they test for that. How did it take them that long to test for that?"

near wasp
crystal forum
#

every person named house is based

#

doctor house

#

mister house

dapper gyro
#

I don't know if you guys know the Black Jack manga.

crystal forum
#

imagine being fat and dying to concrete poured on you

dapper gyro
#

Also a crazy doctor like House.

languid meadow
dapper gyro
#

But at least, the dude does a private clinic and not a hospital.

daring creek
crystal forum
#

you know what doesn't bend?

#

my long

#

hard

#

knees

daring creek
#

Wooden plank

dapper gyro
#

Yeah, it snaps.

plush mason
#

@storm jungle sorry for the pig but i seem to have lost the ripper swarm gif

daring creek
#

Brah

paper haven
#

Ripper swarms aren't fun

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

imagine if they got guns

#

like they do in lore

crystal forum
#

WHAT

#

they gave the nid babies guns

#

run while you can

storm jungle
#

GET EM

arctic talon
#

they're like S1 or S2 AP0 D1

dapper gyro
#

@storm jungle Do you remember that girl who read 40K books used to be around here that left the server after her break up?

storm jungle
#

Uhhh im not sure

dapper gyro
#

Hmm, she deleted her account. I hope that she is alright.

#

Just that Missus talked about mental wellness, I know that it is kind of light heart talking around, but it reminds me of others.

#

Sometimes myself

storm jungle
#

Yeah some past users here just disappear llike that, not much to really do most of the time unfortunately.

storm jungle
dapper gyro
rose thorn
#

jesus christ what lroe did i miss

storm jungle
#

goddamn 9 months ago

rose thorn
#

oh yeah i was supser depressed 9 months ago thats probably why i missed it

storm jungle
#

9 months ago?

#

Im depressed all the time on my end

rose thorn
#

fair

rose thorn
#

KILL ALL SPACE WOLVES

#

i am temtped ot start tau

rose thorn
#

its not

#

in the article it implies its a differnet unit

#

but i could be wrong

nocturne crest
#

Like, the kill teams that come before and after it have ordos

#

Unless, Space Wolves are now an ordos.

#

Ordos Fursona.

rose thorn
#

are, we talkinga bout the tau killteam?

#

or the deathwtach killteam

nocturne crest
#

The one announced today, that people were expecting to Ordos Daemons.

rose thorn
#

what?

nocturne crest
#

*Ordo Malleus.

rose thorn
#

the,,,, space wolf vs tau?

nocturne crest
#

Yeah. Before it was revealed, people were thinking it would be Ordos Malleus vs Daemons, like Deathwatch one and the upcoming Sisters one have links to the other Ordos.

rose thorn
#

daemons? getting models in 40k?

#

sisters could be ordo hereticus and sisters

#

but itslikley just sisters

nocturne crest
#

And Deathwatch being ordos xenos.

rose thorn
#

i feel liek im etting cabin fever jesus christ

nocturne crest
#

Sorry.

rose thorn
#

its nto you

#

its me beingi n my dorm

#

sorry if it came off liek that

nocturne crest
#

I was wondering about the possibility that we were suppose to get something else, but space wolves and t'au got brought forward as a replacement

dapper gyro