40k-lore-chat

[surreal nest]

I wanna give a swirly to these losers who have crusader pfps on twitter or some shit and unironically think its the coolest shit ever

[shadow plover]

Endymion is such an sub zero iq specimen

[storm jungle]

Anyone advocating for the crusades being "good" needs to sit on some TNT

[dark moon]

Nice legion pal. Are you gonna cross the Rubicon with it?

[dapper gyro]

I don't know why they call the primaris surgery "Rubicon"... Sound pretentious.

[arctic talon]

Mfw the Christian scholars at the time debating if the cannibalism was out of desperation or fun

💀

Not if it happened or not

[arctic talon]

It’s a reference to the funny river in Rome

[dapper gyro]

I know. It is a quote from Cesar, but the context of the event was much more serious.

[storm jungle]

tbh its toy soldiers

[opaque coyote]

Both?

Both

[arctic talon]

Based on modern research depended on the instance though it was literally for no reason a solid chunk of them time

[opaque coyote]

Did they do it out of like their belief

Or just for kicks

I mean either way it's shit

But I am curious

[valid needle]

Who knows, Christian’s be crazy sometimes.

[opaque coyote]

Did they take "drink my blood and consume my flesh" literally from Jesus

Time Traveler: "Hey guys, he meant bread and wine not actually eating people"

Crusaders:

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-future-drake-life-is-good-high-off-life-gif-18160700

[celest dome]

I think there was something along the line "They had food, but no meat"
Hence for "fun"

[opaque coyote]

"Damn I really feel like bbq"

"Yeah... too bad we have no meat though"

[rocky gale]

The fuck is a Dvorgite?

[celest dome]

"I mean, I get why they're calling it Longpig"

Aren't they the medusae looking Xenos ?

[rocky gale]

No that would be the Medusae

[arctic talon]

New xenos species GW came up with in 8e

They worked for the drukhari

In nachmund

[valid needle]

When everyone in the crusades on both sides just turn into blood angels and start eating mfs for no reason

[opaque coyote]

More importantly what type of Medusa and do they have the power

[arctic talon]

And also a scout of that species is what reported the uh

Space hulk stuff

TLDR new supplemental drukhari mercenary

[rocky gale]

Interesting

[arctic talon]

And xenos species

They also independently raided imperial mining worlds for reasons

That weren’t elaborated on

But yeah they’re drukhari mercs/independent xenos

[queen laurel]

like slyth?

[rocky gale]

Would love to see some of the Drukhari mercs in 11th

[arctic talon]

Yes

Honestly a new court of the archon is inevitable

Imo

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah it's totally random and something I just do because I'm just that guy I have now updated you into a kurnoth hunter on my list

[arctic talon]

💀

[opaque coyote]

More more importantly

Do I have to wear a blindfold for the date

[rocky gale]

Also cool that they've added Kroot and Kin to the list of races Drukhari use as mercs

[opaque coyote]

[queen laurel]

Kroot I can understand they can work with just about every type of person for the right price but Kin?

as in dwarves?

working with dark eldar

[arctic talon]

Outcast kin

Humans are mercenaries for drukhari at times

lol

[queen laurel]

Now that makes much more sense

[opaque coyote]

Well most importantly, first I'd have to talk with my boyfriend and then see if I can tap the Medusae if he says yes

[arctic talon]

There’s literally a port in comorroagh that’s kept “safer” and filled with xenos mercs

[opaque coyote]

Consent and informing your partner is important kids

Remember that

[arctic talon]

I’m including human as xenos in this instance

[rocky gale]

They look like this and shoot people with eye beams of mental anguish that send them into comas

[arctic talon]

Also they grow fruit

[opaque coyote]

Are there stories that take place in that area

[arctic talon]

That drukhari eat

[arctic talon]

Yes

It’s a shithole

[rocky gale]

The fruits will also put humans into a coma

[opaque coyote]

Any good ones to read

[arctic talon]

It’s in the path of the dark eldar books

And also the codex

[opaque coyote]

...well if I die, I die.

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-gif-4656385985544318455

[arctic talon]

You won’t die

You’ll just be in a coma

[rose thorn]

yeahhhhhh probablyy, omfg this probably means sanguin is coming back next edition

[celest dome]

worth it

[arctic talon]

Nah it’s gona be Russ

100%

[opaque coyote]

I count that as death if it's forever

So

[arctic talon]

I’m 110% sure

We dunno if you wake up from it

[celest dome]

Russ >>> Corvus > Dorn = Vulkan >> Khan >>>>>> Ferrus >> Sanguinus ?

In likelyhood ?

[opaque coyote]

Knowing 40k, they forcefully put you in an eternal slumber where you're forced into an eternal nightmare. Also your balls get stabbed

and/or ovaries

[paper haven]

Rick and Morty stole that idea

[opaque coyote]

It is a reference

[paper haven]

I missed that reference

[celest dome]

For Battle Fantasy, does anyone remember something about insects having eyes painted on ?

[arctic talon]

No

[celest dome]

The Old world rpg starter set has some in the bottom right

[arctic talon]

Interesting

[celest dome]

1st fleeting thought is Arkhan the Black

[arctic talon]

Might be related

To the story of whatever like

Base thing they have in it

[rose thorn]

oh wow thats some sick dnd art

OH ITS THE OLD OWRLD RPG????????

[celest dome]

ye

for the starter set

[rose thorn]

there is a ||belakor related sorcerer model with a similar symbol i believe||

[arctic talon]

Oh boy

[celest dome]

This one ?

[rose thorn]

yeah thats who iwa s thikning of my bad

i migh t be htinking of something else

corss imposing

[celest dome]

the thing on the mask is meant to be the whirpool on Albion iirc, not sure though

[rose thorn]

it would be werid, if im right, ||to have aos and the old world have new campaigns abotu belakor||

||at the same time||

[celest dome]

Unless both ||VT2|| and ||DT|| have a campaign that has it as the leader of the tide

[daring creek]

I'd like to remind everyone that Sebastian Yarrick was a heretic. He used Xeno technology.

[sacred ginkgo]

No, he's a main character which means it's ok and a power move

[daring creek]

He was a heretic at the end of the day

He deserved to have his death written in a single page

Disgusting Xeno Sympathizer

[remote wadi]

I just realized something

The shamans that made big E were kinda pyskers that had visions

Big E can be a tzeentch creation

And the alpha legion may be the best project for him

[rocky gale]

Shamans are dubious Canon

[celest dome]

The Power Claw isn't Orks mechanics, it was gutted out and had a power fist put in place

[remote wadi]

I mean he is the god of change

And the alpha legion is on both sides causing change and misslead

And alphari was raised by the emperor himself and his legion is about this aka maybe the emperor was maybe unwillingly a cultist of tzeentch

[daring creek]

It was the instrument of an Ork Warlord, It is tainted regardless.

[queen laurel]

You do realize death watch use xenophase swords right

[daring creek]

Several*

[queen laurel]

You know the same death watch used by the inquisition

[daring creek]

All heretics

[queen laurel]

it's the inquisition against you

Safe to say they are winning

[daring creek]

I have watched several 40k videos. I am sure I have a more informed opinion than you do

(Hasn't finished a single book)

[queen laurel]

you watched Majorkill that explains a lot

[daring creek]

Whos that one

I don't think so?

[queen laurel]

Oh he's an idiot

Also a warhammer Loretuber

[daring creek]

Oh its these types of fucking videos

Youtube shorts shit

Augh. Those are a guilty pleasure for me but I know they are flat out terrible sources lmfao.

I think it was Krakduck

Yadda yadda, sigma music, heroic space marine here, heroic guardsmen there. Panning imagery and what not

I love bad wifi

[daring creek]

They get old real fast. Same format each time

[surreal nest]

the emperor was right to hate AI his only good deed

AI chatbots for job applications are criminal

[storm jungle]

He denied us our goonbots

[surreal nest]

You, bucket of lava, face, dipped in now

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-dexter-dexter-doakes-gotcha-found-you-gif-14688017774431904057

[storm jungle]

[surreal nest]

But I got a phonecall for a job opportunity while I was leaving a voice message to my GC ranting and screaming about the obnoxious ass AI applications

[daring creek]

Also I could beat the Inquisition in a fight

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-blur-pixel-gif-17588996

[hollow lantern]

The Deathwatch can bar the inquisition access to their armories, fun fact

I have a few more fun facts if you give me a second to gather them

Repurposed Tau rifles

What i can only assume is bits of a tyranid

[storm jungle]

Problem is both organisations are too scattered to really be unified in what they do, also the Inquisition literally sponsors them so like

[hollow lantern]

Kinda

[hollow lantern]

The ordos militant thing got done away with in like

8e iirc?

For DW, GKs, and SoB

Iirc theyre independent but work closely with now

[storm jungle]

Thats kinda how its always been.

[hollow lantern]

I got uhhh

Some of the listed forts

If you want a really funny one they went to war with Stygies VII for a bit cause of all the xenarites, cant tell you which section of the DW it was tho

[daring creek]

I'm sorry about this and frankly I'm scared for myself looking for a job lol. But It will be fine, probably.

Like are they not aware how fucked the job market is because of this

[crystal forum]

the AI overlord is trying to pay you off so you stay quiet

[remote wadi]

Honestly AI is not gonna advatage the base society a lot

Ai problem is it empowers smart people with bad intentions

[storm jungle]

ironically that is basically happening rn lol

[remote wadi]

Yep

[crystal forum]

the entire US economy is propped up by the AI bubble

things will probably go badly when it pops

[celest cedar]

in a cargo box?

https://tenor.com/view/in-a-cargo-box-dexter-dexter-morgan-james-doakes-cargo-box-gif-7948143602273815895

[celest dome]

Ye, cause that's the reason that the American economy will go badly for

Just hope the European Banks doesn't do what they did in 2008

[opaque coyote]

In my personal opinion

More Xeno related Tech Heresy should be present

Seriously though the idea of DW SMs using Xeno weapons are awesome and I wish it was more of a thing

[queen laurel]

To take away from this rather bleak time by the way I have revoked drum privileges and now allowed you to make your own drums

[hollow lantern]

Its a cool aesthetic, a lot of places manufacture bits for it

[celest dome]

I have seen

I didn't disagree upon it

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I wish DW wasn't more shafted than the average Dorn built framework

[queen laurel]

i had to make sure I cannot have my stupidity card revoked

i need to make sure i'm the dumbest person

here

[hollow lantern]

GWs treatment of them has kinda cause me to leave the 40k space

[celest dome]

And you know there a tough competition

[opaque coyote]

Our economy is also just

Fucking failing in general.

Like even if Trump and his cabinet somehow wasn't racist, sexist, homophobic, etc.

I would still criticize him over the tariffs

Because holy shit I barely know shit about economics and I knew that Tariffs are a dogshit idea for our economy

[queen laurel]

i'm not good at like politics and geopolitical logistics and stuff but like a giant country like that needs outside imported goods to function because it can only support itself with its domestically produced goods for so long

[daring creek]

For some reason my dad likes it.

"Brings everyone back to the table"

This guy has like 6 failed businesses.

[hollow lantern]

Cause your father, like mine, is missing a large part of his brain.

Was eaten by worms, I imagine.

[daring creek]

Most likely.

God awful education

[opaque coyote]

The intention behind it isn't bad.

The execution might as well be a car crash... and the cars are two cybertrucks

Bringing back manufacturing to be more local isn't a bad idea

That however requires

Increased international trust, years of planning, and refurbishment of many factories

[hollow lantern]

Nah the intention behind it is kinda bad if you read into the documents that are freely displayed online

[opaque coyote]

All of which he has

Not done

In fact Trump has done the exact opposite

[daring creek]

Yeah it's not bad in concept but the way it's being presented is fucking everyone in the ass and making unncessary enemies.

[opaque coyote]

Oh most definitely

This is a case where he just lied

He doesn't even want to bring local manufacturing back

[crystal forum]

that's the entire western world

[opaque coyote]

Just trying to "think" in your dad's mindset

[hollow lantern]

Anyway

My final message

Peter Thiel is the antichrist

Change da world

[daring creek]

I try to understand him more each day.

Guy is a real enigma sometimes.

[crystal forum]

careful you might get labelled a terrorist in the US for saying that soon

[opaque coyote]

Repubs take legitimate concerns

And then choose the worst way to "solve them" and make everything worse

[hollow lantern]

One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.

All about perspective.

[daring creek]

Republicans and democrats both suck but Republicans feel way more corporate adjacent man.

So many snake oil salesmen.

[crystal forum]

and the US admin has decided to actively pursue anybody who disagrees with the government

[daring creek]

It's so crazy how repubs are held to no standard.

[crystal forum]

in case you missed the news

[daring creek]

It lets them get away with so much.

[hollow lantern]

I know. I'm aware of the games I play.

This is very far from the first reason.

[daring creek]

North Korea time.

[crystal forum]

we're back to the red scare except this time it's lamer and even more totalitarian

land of the free

[opaque coyote]

There are like two ways that can solve this, and one is one that I don't want to happen

And more importantly I am scared that I would get arrested for saying it

[crystal forum]

americans won't do shit to stop this

[opaque coyote]

The other way is for Democrats to not fumble the ball and win midterms along with preventing Trump from faking a crisis

So

We're fucked

[hollow lantern]

Nope

[opaque coyote]

We have had plenty of protests so far. They're mostly peaceful because nobody wants to give an excuse for Trump to shoot protestors. But they're also enmass.

[celest dome]

The Military acting and having the military court deal with all of that would be the only way I could see it resolve "peacefully"

[opaque coyote]

It's worth noting that the only media outlets that actually report on smaller ones are non-american

[surreal nest]

how funny would it be if the beard ban ends up being the main reason why the military is fed up with their leaders

[opaque coyote]

Why is a military coup the best outcome

[crystal forum]

wasn't the beard ban about to be removed a while ago

[opaque coyote]

Like

It's just sad

[opaque coyote]

Reverted

Hegseth is trying to bring it back

The drunkard

[crystal forum]

yeah

the fucking hussle bro

[celest dome]

I didn't say the best

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah Jay you are by the way a dedicated kaskrin man #5

[celest dome]

I said the only peaceful

[crystal forum]

guy can't grow a beard so he makes sure nobody can

[opaque coyote]

The funniest part of the entire fucking alpha male military speech

Is that he sipped a coffee mug and specifically specified it's coffee

Like

Unless if you're say

AN ALCOHOLIC

[celest dome]

The Rep won't give up power without force

[opaque coyote]

Then why would anybody think it's something else

[surreal nest]

the rules of engagement are woke remember this

[crystal forum]

telling a room full of the US military's highest ranking officers that they need to hit the gym more

[opaque coyote]

Oh right it's because he is an alcoholic

[crystal forum]

and that they should leave if they're scared by woke words

[surreal nest]

“At least when they're wearing uniforms, we can take them out.”

https://tenor.com/view/buh-gif-14465458220549268962

[crystal forum]

some of these guys had to fly in from japan

and listen to this during their internal clock's midnight

[arctic talon]

This could have been an email

[surreal nest]

this is why i am desperately rushing to get a job before its too late 😿

[hollow lantern]

Please observe the looks of joy on their faces

[surreal nest]

they probably didn't even thank their president....smh....

[celest dome]

"So who is gonna get fired first"

[arctic talon]

One of them was face palming

lol

[opaque coyote]

Imagine being a general

You've spent your entire life working for your country. Time that could've been spent with pension pay and family were sacrificed for your dedication.

And then you get a meeting notification. An in person meeting usually means something urgent. You fly to there which lasts 20 hours.

You stand present with your fellow officers.

...

You instead get somebody yapping about warriors and fat soldiers

[languid meadow]

Getting talked down to by a drunken national guard dropout would be so ass thank god im not them

[crystal forum]

at least this image gives a good impression of how enormous the US military is

[surreal nest]

execution

[crystal forum]

those are all top ranking generals

each one of then oversees massive detachments

[surreal nest]

i could take like half of them in a bare knuckle brawl

[opaque coyote]

A lot of them look like they're rethinking their entire life and career

[arctic talon]

Did you know that google analytics show that military coup is more searched then ever

[storm jungle]

My favorite part was Tramp going about how he can walk up stairs really well

???????

[hollow lantern]

Thats not even a wide shot

[surreal nest]

No no he said that about Obama its even more illiterate

[arctic talon]

Much like Biden, Trump probably has dementia lol

Both of them were incompetent

[celest dome]

Oh that's cause of that UN stairwell thingy

[storm jungle]

No he first talked about Biden not being able to use stairs, then mentioned himself, then mentioned how Obama does it.

seriously

what

lmao

[crystal forum]

blue guys are airforce right?

[celest dome]

Where it stopped right as he got on it

[hollow lantern]

Iirc yeah

[surreal nest]

i HATE being corrected

[opaque coyote]

Insert the escalator being broken by his own team and him raging as a result

[languid meadow]

the great malaysian albania war #nevergogurt💔

[opaque coyote]

The man could've just

[storm jungle]

Biden literally lives rent free in this guy's head. He mentions him in EVERY. THING.

[opaque coyote]

Walked up

[hollow lantern]

It was frankly a god awful speech

Like the guy, don't, idc

[arctic talon]

What’s new

He’s been incoherent as fuck

[hollow lantern]

The speech was bad bad lol

[surreal nest]

i remember when biden got negative articles about him for eating ice cream

[opaque coyote]

He changed his presidential picture to an auto pen btw

[arctic talon]

In pretty much every recent speech

[storm jungle]

Not much to care about, hes a fascist fat piece of shit lol

he literally hasnt made like

any good speeches

in the last 6 months

the UN was even worse

[surreal nest]

now we got trump talking about killing civilians is hard because its illegal

[storm jungle]

"All your countries are going to hell"

[arctic talon]

Can we set a hard limit to age

For politicians

[surreal nest]

climate change is woke

[arctic talon]

Holy fuck lol

[storm jungle]

also a hoax

and uhhh

DEI something

[hollow lantern]

The last time he had like "a good speech" was when he got shot at and he got the whole pose thing

[crystal forum]

ah yeah and those red contoured ranks are marines i'm guessing

[arctic talon]

I’m tired of old people

[opaque coyote]

Honestly at this point, he should just be locked out of the UN assembly

[storm jungle]

Yeah and all those were largely circumstantial too

[crystal forum]

i just noticed that a bunch of them are NCO's

[hollow lantern]

Believe that's army tbh

[celest dome]

And Democrat weather machines stuff

[opaque coyote]

He shouldn't be considered a leader

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/GalaxyPeaBrain/status/1973442352737079803

Isaac (@GalaxyPeaBrain)

Government update:

Quoting *Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone)
︀
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[hollow lantern]

Largely circumstantial is one way to word that lmao

[surreal nest]

i think we need to like give old heads the best retirement benefits and just like not deal with them anymore in our workplaces and stuff

[storm jungle]

As in it doesnt take much talent to raise ones fist after being shot and shout "FIGHT" lol

at leas the has the cognitive ability to do that

actually making arguments and speaking though? lol

[celest dome]

Thinking of it, that mean that the Gov. worker aren't getting paid.
What about the soldiery...

[hollow lantern]

Nah I agree it was just funny to think about wording it that way

[storm jungle]

First thing that came to my mind

[arctic talon]

I want the next president to be coherent, normal and not incompetent

[celest dome]

Unpaid Soldiers is one of the most frequent reason for a coup

[arctic talon]

[languid meadow]

they ain't getting shit either lmao, I have a friend in the army and one in the marines and they both hate this shit

[hollow lantern]

Good luck pal

[arctic talon]

I’m not getting it

Lmao

[surreal nest]

my old coworkers used to listen to debates live and paraphrase the worst possible conclusion. Once one of them leaned over to me and said "Do you want to legalize fentanyl" and I was just like "yeah sure man" and they got all angry

[hollow lantern]

Not without great change

[crystal forum]

i remember the first time trump shut down the government because of the wall he wanted to build

[arctic talon]

We’re gona get someone who was alive in the Jurassic period

[crystal forum]

i was driving through the US

i was in washington DC

[surreal nest]

I hit them with the "yum yum yummy fent" and they complained to a manager i didnt know what to do

[crystal forum]

i wanted to visit the monuments but they were closed because no gov

[storm jungle]

likely DEI monuments

[arctic talon]

Has control of all 3 branches needed to approve government spending
Government shutdown occurs
Blames minority party

????????

[surreal nest]

theres like 17 genocides going on rn through the world too

[crystal forum]

literally a temper tantrum

[storm jungle]

He stopped 7 wars

havent you heard

[daring creek]

Some people somehow read an article as It supporting their view when it says the complete opposite

my dad does...

[surreal nest]

no....for I am foolish.....

[languid meadow]

Hilarious how trump supporters just keep voting for the "fuck you I hate you" guy

[opaque coyote]

The shutdown occured because Democrats literally just wanted Obamacare to last longer and for children to

Not die

[queen laurel]

Well they certainly had a monument all right

One that looks incredibly stupid

Look what the f*** is this shit

[surreal nest]

no it was because they, hang on let me check. Want trans for everybody make everybody trans. Oh ok that clears it up

[celest dome]

North Korean ass statue

[opaque coyote]

Honestly he literally has all the signs for a false idol

Even the golden fucking Statue.

[languid meadow]

also the oval office being covered in gold while a majority of americans can barely afford to live

LET THEM EAT CAKE

[hollow lantern]

Is this at Washington park?

[storm jungle]

Capital iirc

[daring creek]

I said it once and I'll say it again. We live in a reddit country.

[crystal forum]

i wonder what kind of shit he did for bitcoin for them to build a statue for him

[surreal nest]

Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen

[celest dome]

Did the Wrestling White House show already happen ?

[queen laurel]

Outside the US Capitol I'm pretty sure

[hollow lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-in-philadelphia-iasip-smug-aura-i-don't-like-this-painting-its-smug-aura-mocks-me-gif-370281993632631846

[storm jungle]

Anyway

[surreal nest]

erm its MMA

[hollow lantern]

Thats funnier if yk what frank is throwing out

[storm jungle]

see you guys for the next fucking disaster we'll see from the US next week

[celest dome]

Eh, potato potaeto

[surreal nest]

I WANT TO LIVE

[opaque coyote]

You mean next day

[celest dome]

What's the difference anyway

[crystal forum]

can i just say i hate how literally every person on earth is becoming a hustler bro

[surreal nest]

mma is scary

[hollow lantern]

You might as well grift the right wingers and donate a portion of the profits to whatever you see fit

They're morons

[surreal nest]

like what do you mean theres a sport where people are in a cage and beat the fuck out of each other

[crystal forum]

nothing tells you the economy is fucked more than an entire generation focusing on a grindset instead of happiness

[queen laurel]

I mean you kind of needed to live in this economy

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

[queen laurel]

Which is a unfortunate sentence coming from me

[surreal nest]

i ate like an entire plate of beans i dont think im going to live to see tomorrow

[queen laurel]

Can't I just like grab one job and have that one make enough money so that I can live at least

[crystal forum]

did you hear of the right wing tiktoker who took blood splattered merch from kirk's stand to sell it

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/HenryHarper523/status/1973333136122765496 what is he doing here

Chilly Aintit (@HenryHarper523)

Here we have Commissioner Gordon confronting The Joker. Based off a scene from Lego Batman The Video Game.

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FxTwitter · Oct 1, 2025, 10:24 AM

[crystal forum]

actually it was multiple people who ran to grab the merch

[languid meadow]

yeah the scene is horrific

[hollow lantern]

Thats the blood of Jesus incarnate right there, you can easily sell em for twice the original price

[languid meadow]

bro was barely cold and they were robbing him

[queen laurel]

Uncle ruckus heard helping white people kill joker might help him ascend his standing in white society

[surreal nest]

the most noble people the most brilliant people the most beautiful people

[crystal forum]

imagine that being your first instinct in your monkey brain

how to monetize literally any situation

[surreal nest]

the world would be a better place if we all cooked historical food

https://youtu.be/zfw4yPvQ9fo?si=_fVS0LmYvU6kj_hF

[queen laurel]

The world would be a better place if the government was actually competent but that's like asking for a boar not to gore you

[surreal nest]

I can convince them

[daring creek]

Guys

Listen

[surreal nest]

please buy me chaos dwarf army box and I will fix all world issues

[daring creek]

if you make me commander in chief I promise you I'll make the world better

[surreal nest]

I promised first

[daring creek]

No ME

I will be the second black president

[crystal forum]

i will stab both of you in the back and become evil

[surreal nest]

this is how the cycle of political violence and opposition started

[daring creek]

lmao

[crystal forum]

stalin arc

[queen laurel]

I'm going to pick up a bulldozer and throw it at the three of you

[crystal forum]

darktide dodge

[celest cedar]

disturbing

[languid meadow]

absolute luthor......

[queen laurel]

His eyes are devoid of emotion

[opaque coyote]

Honestly on ghe

0.001% chance I become rich

I don't even think I will like

Buy a mansion or whatever

Sounds like too much to clean

I'd honestly just masquerade as a normal person

It's just that mysteriously won't leave for work

[storm jungle]

I loved reading this one-shot

also the most realistic part was some upcoming heroes being paid off by thousands of bucks to just quit and not do anything

[tough haven]

@queen laurel I have a group of Kommandos that sneak into a imperial forward base and hold the commander hostage to try and force the skeleton crew defending the base to surrender, would they even bother letting the soldiers go, or taking them prisoner? Or would they likely just kill them anyways?

[celest dome]

They could let them go to then hunt them in the wilderness, or warn the bigger force (better fight)

[tough haven]

I’m trying to decide what makes more sense narratively

They’d definitely kill the ones that fight back

[celest dome]

What is the style of the Kommandos

[spring cairn]

I mean

tbf

tbh

sometimes you need to punch politicians in the face a lil'

[tough haven]

Wym?

[celest dome]

Are the characters more disciplined, more sadistic...

[tough haven]

They’re mostly just in it for the payment the warboss offered them to take this fort for him

[tough haven]

So probably more on the disciplined side

[celest dome]

Kill and capture to enslave

[vital ginkgo]

How would the galactic politics and factions look in the 41st millennium if the heretics won during the heresy?

[hollow lantern]

Chaos is kinda self consuming

It doesn't benefit from winning the great game as much as it does from keeping it running

[celest dome]

I mean, didn't they win 🤷

[hollow lantern]

In a way, yeah.

The traitors, cept the word bearers, lost, chaos won.

[vital ginkgo]

If the imperium was destroyed or usurped

[hollow lantern]

Not destroyed

[vital ginkgo]

Is what I mean

[hollow lantern]

But the imperial religion is based on Lorgar's teachings

[celest dome]

The Imperium that the Emperor was destroyed though

[vital ginkgo]

Alright bud

[celest dome]

You'd probably have smaller pockets of non-Chaos human left

But you'd have a 2nd Eye of Terror, no Primaris Marines

Mars probably would have left

No GK

No Inquisition

[hollow lantern]

And yk what

The orks would be the same lmfao

Where's that quote

“The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude.” - Uthan the Perverse, Eldar philosopher

I can't remember what codex that comes out of

Allegedly 3e Orks dex

[lament shoal]

Well in the alpharius book it talks about a farseer revealing what the imperium would look like if Horus won, which involved Horus growing to hate and regret what became of humanity, so he decides to wipe it out entirely.

But then again, the narrator of the book is Alpharius, and he's in no way a reliable source of info

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[tough haven]

Do you think they’d kill the commander or just capture them

[celest dome]

Either could work

[lament shoal]

They really like stealth and stabbing people with big knives so I'd say a mix of both

[tough haven]

I’ll leave it up to a coin flip

[remote wadi]

Exactly how it is now but with more necron threat

[lament shoal]

Thats heinous

[arctic talon]

They recorded themselves doing it btw

💀

[lament shoal]

Is 10th edition out yet btw

[dapper gyro]

It is already 2 years...

[storm jungle]

arent we in 10th

[arctic talon]

We’re a few months from 10th being over

Like

Well

Bit more then few months

It’s like half a year left

[storm jungle]

I wish it was over already

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

I want Russ released

im so tired

lmao

[arctic talon]

He’ll be here in 11e

[dapper gyro]

The furry

[storm jungle]

correct

[arctic talon]

[dapper gyro]

I mean, fury.

[storm jungle]

I think my knife will be in my skull by 11e

[arctic talon]

Mechanicus 2 demo tutorial impossible because I can’t read/j

[lament shoal]

Oh that's right. I fr thought were still in 9th 😭

[arctic talon]

Bro

[storm jungle]

Bro 💀

[arctic talon]

9th was actually good tabletop wise

Smh

[storm jungle]

What fucking time capsule were you in

[arctic talon]

10e is like the most mid edition to ever mid gameplay wise

[lament shoal]

I got stuck in a warp rift sorry

[storm jungle]

Understandable.

The sentence is death.

[arctic talon]

Does the new deldar codex have malys lore in it

[storm jungle]

Probably 1 text box

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

fucking GW lol

[arctic talon]

Maybe she’ll get a short story

[lament shoal]

Should I hold off on getting a 10th edition rulebook at lvo this weekend then?

[arctic talon]

Yes

The lore isn’t worth it

[lament shoal]

And wait for the next version

Ok

[arctic talon]

Imo

[lament shoal]

I've already read through it anyways so

[arctic talon]

If you want the physical rule books for a faction

Absolutely avoid marines and orks

lol

Because of rumors surrounding who’s gona be in the launch box

[lament shoal]

I play salamanders 😭

[arctic talon]

Otherwise do know that the lifespan is gona last till your codex launch in 11e

[dapper gyro]

Always avoid the marines.

[arctic talon]

Okay so the power of marines

Allows you to just wait it out

[dapper gyro]

They are money sink hole.

[lament shoal]

Any idea of when 11th drops?

[arctic talon]

Marine players get the joy of always knowing when their codex comes out

[storm jungle]

Im looking at a video

OOOOH

Some city art

[arctic talon]

Summer 2026

[storm jungle]

Drazhar too

lame as hell

[arctic talon]

For 11e

[storm jungle]

ironically

this is more lore accurate

[arctic talon]

LOL

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

I’m going to assume

That’s what it looks like

To mandrakes

While anyone else it’s just

[storm jungle]

I dont expect the artist to known tbh

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/black-void-cat-staring-kitty-gif-8717514050482760491

[storm jungle]

mr commissar

watch out

shes behind you

[arctic talon]

She’s right behind me isn’t she

[storm jungle]

LMAO

okay this quote made me laugh, holy shit

killed the governor

kill the guardsman

killed the marines

[lament shoal]

Is this the new drukhari codex?

[storm jungle]

yep

[arctic talon]

Is that art of an incubus

[storm jungle]

watching some guy review it and trying to take screens

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

Drazhar

[arctic talon]

Oh

[storm jungle]

goes to show how bad his new design is

[arctic talon]

Which one

[storm jungle]

New one.

I just said it

[arctic talon]

Genuinely I thought the shoulders were yellow

Ngl

Not gold

[storm jungle]

uagh kill me

[arctic talon]

im going to assume your preferred design for him is the 3e one

Not the 5e one which is just a smaller version of the current one

lol

[dapper gyro]

Since G man already did it, it is time for the commissar to commit heresy.

[storm jungle]

My issue is his new design literally just looks like a normal incubus with a bigger hat

ah well

[lament shoal]

Any ideas of when 11th edition officially drops?

[arctic talon]

Aside from summer 2026 no

I mean

Approximately like

June/July 2026

[lament shoal]

Ty

[storm jungle]

Near new years is usually it iirc

[arctic talon]

VOIDSCARRED OUT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[storm jungle]

OH RIGHT

Got my epub

reading tomorrow

[arctic talon]

Gona get started tonight

lol

[storm jungle]

bastard

its 03:27 so i gotta sleep in a bit 💀

[arctic talon]

Go bed smh

[storm jungle]

never

[sacred ginkgo]

We need to make a list of all the times some random mortal just demolishes a marine

[storm jungle]

I would if i wasnt so lazy

[sacred ginkgo]

Real

I mostly just want it so I can flash it every time someone says killing a plague marine is impossible for the rejects

because gods damn it gets annoying

[storm jungle]

Me when plasma gun

[sacred ginkgo]

Literally

4 vets would turn a marine into ceramite soup

[arctic talon]

Plasma gun go brrrr

[rose thorn]

tell me how good void scarred is

[storm jungle]

It will likely be pretty good

its Brooks, he rarely misses

[arctic talon]

Brooks rarely misses

[rose thorn]

yeah but its also an eldar book

[arctic talon]

However his misses are some of my most disliked books I’ve ever read personally

[storm jungle]

also expected to have queer elements that will have some people mad hopefully 🙏

[sacred bluff]

how do you defeat lucius without pride? do you have to beat other dualist with ease to where beating lucius to you is just like "meh"

[storm jungle]

You dont.

Lucius literally has plot armor

[sacred bluff]

even if a primarch kills him

[rose thorn]

there is like a 30% chance its actually an imperium pov book with like 4 chapters of eldar

[storm jungle]

Yes. Slaanesh would just make him spawn out of thin air.

[arctic talon]

No what

Mag

[dapper gyro]

So your tomorrow is today or your the tomorrow of the day after tomorrow or just tomorrow?

[arctic talon]

Have you ever read an eldar book

💀

[rose thorn]

MY BAD I WAS THINKING OF GLOOMSPITE GITZ BOOK

[storm jungle]

To be fair

[sacred bluff]

i'm more so talking about him inhabiting the body of the one who slayed him

[storm jungle]

your description unfortunately fits more towards Brutal Kunnin 💀

[arctic talon]

This has literally never happened for a book advertised as an eldar book on the front

[storm jungle]

Yeah it doesnt work that way

he takes over mooks nobody cares about

[arctic talon]

Brutal Kunnin’s mechanicus portions should all get tossed out the window for being mid

lol

[storm jungle]

if its another character with plot armor that killed him?

the plot will just find another way to bring him back

lol

[sacred bluff]

[rose thorn]

my bad my bad my badi got my wires crossed

[storm jungle]

we have example sof Slaanesh just making him appear out of thin air

[arctic talon]

And then Da Big Dakka should get thrown in to a paper shredder

[sacred bluff]

I hope plot can find a way to bring back sigismund 😔

[arctic talon]

That book is ass

I hate that book

[storm jungle]

[sacred bluff]

[rose thorn]

oh fr? i head reddit glazing that book to hell

[dapper gyro]

You could try something like Space Battle forums back in the day. There were some hardcore people there. Otherwise, reddit is a good start if you start with a shit take and people will start to correct you.

[arctic talon]

It’s bad

lol

[dapper gyro]

Basically ragebait them.

[arctic talon]

To me at least

[sacred ginkgo]

Become more amusing to slaanesh than he is

[rose thorn]

lmao

[arctic talon]

I found brutal kunnin good

I did not enjoy big Dakka at all

[storm jungle]

Also almost forgot to say; cant for the book to have some queer elements just like every Brooks novel and for some "people" to get mad at it.

lmao

[arctic talon]

You already said that

[storm jungle]

damn, late night brain

[arctic talon]

This is the second time you’ve said this within 3 minutes

[storm jungle]

💀

SHUT UP

[arctic talon]

Your brain is filled with toxic chemicals that must be extracted by sleep

Smh

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Anyways yeah Brooks has only written 2 books I don’t like

But both of those books I fucking abhor

The Huron book and da big Dakka

💀

[rose thorn]

ah

[storm jungle]

Big Dakka is great if you love no one but orks

[arctic talon]

The rest are all mediocre or I like them

[storm jungle]

if you are a dark eldar fan though oof

atrocity

[dapper gyro]

So right now, her brain is more waste than brain?

[arctic talon]

No

[rose thorn]

i remember people were realy excited for the huron book

[arctic talon]

There’s just a lot of waste in the brain smh

[storm jungle]

"The rest are all mediocre" EXCUSE ME.

[arctic talon]

It’s so fucking bad

I worded that poorly

lol

[rose thorn]

why is it bad..?

[arctic talon]

Okay so you know how Huron is a space pirate

[rose thorn]

uh oh

[arctic talon]

What if we took that away and made Huron Abbadon 2

[rose thorn]

gothca

[arctic talon]

And then we made Huron care about conquering the imperium

And then we make him say he’s not concerned with wealth

Or personal pleasure

💀

You get the idea

[rose thorn]

lmao

[arctic talon]

Anyways literally everything after that book has ignored that book

Regarding Huron

[dapper gyro]

Btw, with Ork as the main bad guy for the next edition, which means more shirtless guard coming soon?

[rose thorn]

peak

[storm jungle]

Likely.

Catachan are 100% gonna get a killteam at some point

[rose thorn]

oh yeah i was looking at my library and remmeberd how much i hated terminal overkill

[arctic talon]

Catachan are getting the next guard range refresh

lol

It’s 100% likely

[rose thorn]

so i decided to see what else justin hill wrote

its allllllllll cadians

cadians all the way down

aer his books usually good adn this was the exception or

[storm jungle]

His books are really fun

also hes very openly pro-queer and adds some neat aspects of that into his book

[rose thorn]

huh neat

[storm jungle]

(which is sorely needed in sci-fi)

(where everyone is usually bisexual)

https://tenor.com/view/agreed-agree-nod-head-nod-star-trek-gif-265952033059106835

[rose thorn]

i would not get that from him based off terminal overkill and his lex photo

i just realzied hes not shirtless here

it hought he was shirtless wearing a neckles

[storm jungle]

heres how he actually looks like

lmao

[rose thorn]

AGAGAGAHAHAHAH

[storm jungle]

hes a punk singer iirc

which explains a lot

[lament shoal]

We making fun of someone?

Who is this guy

[storm jungle]

GW Author

very based guy

[rose thorn]

i was going to but nvm is just 1 book that wasnt good

[storm jungle]

Mike Brooks

[rose thorn]

?

im tlkaing about justin hill

[storm jungle]

Im talking about my own end

[rose thorn]

ah

[storm jungle]

im gonna fucking rip out your entrails

[rose thorn]

my bad

AGAAGDAGDSAFDSH

[lament shoal]

Thats some pretty dope cover art

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/sakamoto-nichijou-cat-plush-death-gif-9178639101841172402

whoops wrong victim

[rose thorn]

i loved rites of passage so alls ins are forgiven

[vagrant fox]

You have so many violent gifs

[storm jungle]

:)

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/pikmin-white-pikmin-death-gif-19148419

[storm jungle]

I love how the main navigator lady manipulates that one archivist

then shes like

"Oh yeah you told me a lot, they are gonna want oyu dead now. Im hiring you."

"BUT-BUT MY HUSBAND"

"Eh fine he can come too."

[rose thorn]

AGSAAGDSAFAFSAFGAGAG

[storm jungle]

i love it

[rose thorn]

so good

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

yeah i expect that same kind of humor on Voidscarred so we'll see

[rose thorn]

on a similar note, whats the general opinion on john french

ive suprisngly liked hte books he wrote ive read so far

but idk if its my taste or his books are good

oh yeah the deahtwatch stuff is very good

[sacred bluff]

after outgunned i kinda want to read sons of the forest

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/morgana-persona5-persona-dance-break-dance-gif-26364715

[rose thorn]

as a known dark angels hater, ive read some of it and its realy good

nad i heard its really good

[sacred ginkgo]

This is too much effort

[lament shoal]

I don't get it

[outer wave]

He spelt orks wrong

[arctic talon]

Telling people to gatekeep 40K

Calls orks orcs

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/matt-plapp-plapp-mp-dryver-america's-best-restaurants-gif-1891403914772170071

Kroot:

[median star]

me when i find a tau

[cyan merlin]

…Do tau taste good-?

[unique bronze]

I'd imagine not

[median star]

theyre evolved from bovine

cow

tau burger

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136292421211258932/1278938492512239636/the-garden-smoking.gif

[rose thorn]

what,,, what,,, waht is your source???

[median star]

hopves

hooves

[unique bronze]

was about to say is that actually a thing

oh their feet

i thought it was canon or something

[rose thorn]

. . . .? how does that relate to bovine?

[median star]

theyre getting ground and burgered whatever they are

[opaque coyote]

FN got a contract for developing a 30mm Grenade Launcher.

...

Well at least we got the Bolter part for the USA (not really but this looks cool)

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-scarab-scarab-assyst-gif-9837798423909404507

"what ever go my dronestrike"

us probably

[opaque coyote]

All I can say is

Also something I have never understood in zombie movies is like

When somebody gets like a wound that looks like they got bit.

Why do they go into a fight instead of just chaining them and waiting to see if they turn into a zombie

[unique bronze]

I mean i guess cuz its almost certain they'd turn

I wouldnt wanna turn into one if i know i got bit

[opaque coyote]

Depends on the virus though

[unique bronze]

i mean a zombie virus is almost always portrayed as having a high infection rate

so idk which zombie bite you can survive from

[dapper gyro]

Shit like this exists for a long time now, nothing new.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/07/Xm109_2.jpg

25mm Barret from the late 1980s.

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I know.

Still funny to think that Bolters technically are like

The one weapon in 40k that can probably be made rn. It'd just be unusable by regular people

And also need a ammo belt

[dapper gyro]

Many of them are usable, but overkill is a waste.

Nah, most of those weapons are mag feel.

[opaque coyote]

Yeah but I don't think it could possibly store 30 per magazine

Or 15 if we go by the smaller ones

Actually 15 is probably possible without having the magazine look like an actual magazine

[dapper gyro]

For bigger than 25mm, it is indeed hard.

But bellow that, it is normal.

[opaque coyote]

Also I assume things like

Jamming and maintenance are a factor

Big bullets need big money

Usually*

[dapper gyro]

https://www.ima-usa.com/cdn/shop/products/ON6176__01.jpg

[opaque coyote]

*(dependant on demand and supply)

[dapper gyro]

20mm magazine for WW2 Flak38 AA gun.

20 rounds.

[opaque coyote]

I stand corrected

[dapper gyro]

I got a chance to hold one of them, because the last Panzer 4 Wirbelwind, which use this weapon, is in restoration at a nearby base.

[opaque coyote]

So the thing preventing us from making irl bolters is

A) Overkill is... Overkill
B) We haven't found anything that really needs it anyways...

Yet

[opaque coyote]

How heavy

[opaque coyote]

C) Shoulders

[dire loom]

[opaque coyote]

Hi

[dire loom]

Hello there Sah!

[opaque coyote]

Holy shit

[dapper gyro]

It is actually not that heavy.

[unique bronze]

even with bullets in it?

i dont believe you

it looks hefty af

[dapper gyro]

You know what's funny? The LV 40mm, like the one fired from M203 and the M32 MGL, has the kinetic power of a 9x19mm (NATO handgun round).

The HV 40mm, fired from mounted weapons however, has 10 times that power, but still less half the power of a 12.7x99 (50cal).

[dapper gyro]

It is heavy, but not as bad as people usually describe.

[unique bronze]

i mean i dont know most people that has that as a hobby so i dont really know

its more of an uhh, american thing i guess

[dapper gyro]

Don't bracket me with the filthy American. I'm Canadian Vietnamese.

[unique bronze]

i meant the hobby, not you

[daring creek]

How powerful would skibidi toilet be in 40k

[unique bronze]

is that still a thing

[daring creek]

Yep

https://tenor.com/view/holymoly-gif-12066822296027172294

[unique bronze]

cant imagine what was going through someones head to make that

[daring creek]

It's an SFM shitpost

You really should ask the same question to the rest of the community

[unique bronze]

i blame kids lmao

[daring creek]

I mean look at Doctor Lalve lmao

[unique bronze]

brainrot culture is wild

idk who that is

[daring creek]

:(

I'm just gonna tell you Skibidi toilet is not the first of it's kind.

But its one of the few to take itself more seriously as it progresses.

[daring creek]

https://youtu.be/aqRUjjuUl7U

No I think theres an older one

Ah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzMq5_thk4o

It goes back a while.

[unique bronze]

cant play that second one

dear lawd

[rose thorn]

entomologists really just use to dress like this huh

[unique bronze]

i mean what do they look like now

[rose thorn]

depends on your branch but

Justin schmidt, rest in peace, who single handedly created a study of entomology

nvm thats a whip scorpion not a water bug iw asnt payign attention

[unique bronze]

a scorpion sounds worst tho

[rose thorn]

he created the schmidt sting pain index, which is the current and only official pain scale of arthropod bites

which fun fact can only be tested by hand

the tailless whip scorpion woudl be the literal least painful thing to ever bite him

[dapper gyro]

The dedication for pain...

[rose thorn]

he has long winded descriptions of the pain and how logn they last

he has unrionically saved peoples lives thrugh this

Schmidt also later rated the sting of Synoeca septentrionalis as a 4, describing it as "Torture. You are chained in the flow of an active volcano. Why did I start this list?",[3] saying the pain lasts up to two hours.

[dapper gyro]

Well, it is a scientific study when you note things down.

[rose thorn]

its like being the first human ever getting shot by a gun, you gotta record what it felt like and what to do after being shot otehrwsie every other person has no reference for waht to do and is as good as the ifrst person ever shot by a gun

[dapper gyro]

Impaling each other is kind of the tradition for million years. Testing bulletproof vest however.

Not the plating, but soft body armour vs bullet.

Those first test subjects were brave.

[rose thorn]

every time i ehar bulletproof vest i jst think of that clip from family guy where meg in the future tests bullet vests

[arctic talon]

Aim for the parts that are marginally less likely to kill if it fails 💀

[rose thorn]

i was gonnas end the clip but its a bit much, meg tests bulletproof vests if you want to see it

[unique bronze]

ive seen it lmao

[crystal forum]

that is the most autistic haircut i have ever seen

[languid meadow]

only the best for schmidt

[queen laurel]

It depends, because Orks are varied, are your orcs sadistic enough or only there to get the job

[tough haven]

Mostly for the job, but who says they can’t have a little fun while doing it?

[celest dome]

Bunker clearing isn't fun, hunting in the jungle is

[queen laurel]

if they're gonna have fun they might take the humans as pets or hunt them all over the place like this funny cactus says

be creative with it skin them to eat them or something i don't know

[wintry scarab]

Fun little fact: Youtube has just removed miniplayer. Very cool.

[crystal forum]

works for me

[wintry scarab]

They roll out updates per device/region. So enjoy it while it lasts lol.

[crystal forum]

i seriously doubt it since it's a selling point of premium

[celest dome]

Try pressing "i" ?

[shadow plover]

the fuck's a miniplayer

[crystal forum]

im assuming it's the thing that plays in the corner

[wintry scarab]

It worked lol. Maybe its a bug then?

[shadow plover]

oh I hated misclicking that

[celest cedar]

Edge has built in miniplayer yea?

[dire loom]

[queen laurel]

@hallow plover @normal light here you guys go on my list sorry it took me a bit I was fighting God anyway zog off

[misty vector]

The stinkies

[queen laurel]

What about you funny wolf man what's your favorite faction

[misty vector]

Tzeentch definitely

We love casting spells

[hallow plover]

Nice i'm a horseman of (brain)rot

[queen laurel]

Congratulations you're now a 2 headed chicken

[misty vector]

Yesss i love kairos

[hallow saddle]

common YouTube L

[normal light]

Glory to The Fly Lord it is

[near wasp]

KFC time

https://tenor.com/view/cooking-boiling-exploded-blew-up-hot-gif-15829981

[queen laurel]

you my next victim- i mean customer what is your favorite faction in the three warhammer settings of fantasy age of sigmar and 40K

[near wasp]

Necrons in 40k skaven in fantasy

I'm mostly a 40k guy tho

[rose thorn]

WERE VOTING FOR MINI OF THE DECADEEEEEEEEEEEEE (FOR AOS)

[queen laurel]

i already made my pick with Gordrakk

i know very surprising choice

[rose thorn]

im stuck ebtween voting for trug, yndrasta, and belthantos

i went wiht belthantos

[celest dome]

They really should have the pictures of the mini alongside of the names

[queen laurel]

agreed

[celest dome]

Voting for Tahlia though

[rose thorn]

i hope they pick one for every grand alliance

[near wasp]

I stg If I see another person smoking crack on a camera at work I'm gonna lose my mind

[rose thorn]

dont go on twitter

[near wasp]

.....I'm not I'm doing my job

[rose thorn]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[near wasp]

Portland is a fucking cesspool

[queen laurel]

Mags

[rose thorn]

ALLIERLLE WAS ON TEH LISTT?????????? I COULD HAVE VOTED FOR HERRR

[queen laurel]

please

[queen laurel]

here's everyone you can pick

Vote for your favourite miniature
(Required.)

Droggz da Sunchompa

Prince Vhordrai, Lord of the Crimson Keep

Urak Taar, the First Daemonsmith

Ushoran, Mortarch of Delusion

Vizzik Skour, Prophet of the Horned Rat

Chaos Sorcerer Lord

Abraxia, Spear of the Everchosen

Darkoath Chieftain on Warsteed

Grombrindal, the White Dwarf

Tornus the Redeemed

Iridan the Witness

Harbinger of Decay

Tahlia Vedra, Lioness of the Parch

Ionus Cryptborn, Warden of Lost Souls

Trugg the Troggoth King

Freeguild Cavalier-Marshal

Belthanos, First Thorn of Kurnoth

Daemon Prince

Awlrach the Drowner

Deathmaster

Be'lakor, the Dark Master

Sigvald, Prince of Slaanesh

Lauka Vai, Mother of Nightmares

Lord-Commander Bastian Carthalos

Lord Kroak

Glutos Orscollion, Lord of Gluttony

Gobsprakk, the Mouth of Mork

Yndrasta, the Celestial Spear

Krondys, Son of Dracothion

Kraken-eater Mega-Gargant

Archmage Teclis and Celennar, Spirit of Hysh

The Light of Eltharion

Abhorrant Archregent

Gotrek Gurnisson

Keeper of Secrets

Katakros, Mortarch of the Necropolis

Morathi-Khaine and the Shadow Queen

Black Coach

Kurdoss Valentian, the Craven King

Eidolon of Mathlann – Aspect of the Storm

Mangler Squigs

Lady Olynder, Mortarch of Grief

Arkanaut Ironclad

Horticulous Slimux

Alarielle the Everqueen

Orruk Megaboss

Ogroid Thaumaturge

Gordrakk, the Fist of Gork

Archaon Everchosen

Skarbrand

[rose thorn]

I aready chose lmao

i didnt see alarielle at the bottom

[near wasp]

Kraken eater gargant ex fucking cause me

[rose thorn]

every faction has like 2 reps i guess they ran out of idaes

[queen laurel]

yeah I had to talk with people and the list had a bit of a random choosing options it seems

[near wasp]

Aren't krakens only on fenris

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah I forgot you're mostly 40k no this is for age of sigmar minis and Kraken eaters gargants are these guys

[near wasp]

Oooo

[queen laurel]

gargants are giants basically

[near wasp]

Well if it didn't sound so orky

[queen laurel]

They are a member of grand alliance destruction which is the main God is gork and mork or if they are fused together in AOS Gorkamorka so expect a lot of that type of naming scheme

[near wasp]

A

Ok that makes a bit more sense

[rose thorn]

a; they are also on Naktis

b; this is an aos poll