#40k-lore-chat

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rose thorn
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nooo

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no way

surreal nest
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Awha

celest dome
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Did they overproduce UM or what

surreal nest
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They were revealed so long ago and I saw preorder dates and its every saturday I dont get it

rose thorn
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its so fucking bad lmao, i cant belive teh new shitty space amrine combat patrols are FOMO

surreal nest
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Doesn't GW always have a limited stock though? I think FOMO is a completely different term

hallow plover
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Space marines box set are not fomo. These are being released back to back forever and ever

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(You WILL buy more space marines staregryn )

proven needle
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I might have to get the UM upgrade set to better decorate the corpses on my 'nids' bases whatthefuck_heresy

shadow plover
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are you ready for the end-of-year tigurius and codex supplement update

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and @rocky gale especially

rocky gale
storm jungle
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Imagine if any non-space marine faction got a kit like this

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maybe in another decade :]

nocturne crest
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I thought everyone already knew?

nocturne crest
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Welp, EA just got bought by Saudi Arabia and Kushner.

surreal nest
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Everything ive read in regards to community response to that has been overwhelmingly racist

rocky gale
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We just have to wait and see how it goes. Private companies often work better in creative medias because they're not trying to appease public shareholders, but too early to tell how it will go

surreal nest
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Gamers dont care where their games come from unless its somewhere in the middle east lol

storm jungle
# nocturne crest Welp, EA just got bought by Saudi Arabia and Kushner.

What I would expect is a BIG trim down on LGBT representation in EA's games moving forward. Representations of sex, women, xenophilia, etc.

But I would not want to be a bioware dev right now. It's going to have big implications for ongoing projects like mass effect etc. But how granular they get will remain to be seen. The Saudis won't actually care, since they don't really care what others do in their countries (and are notorious for breaking their own rules abroad) just so long as it's above board inside KSA itself.

What really concerns me are the american conservatives that are in on it; Kushner, etc This part is fucking insane to me though: 'The firms buying EA will contribute approximately $36bn, with the remaining amount being financed by loans.'

nocturne crest
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Inb4 Antifa are the next big bad in BF7

storm jungle
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BF6 is already ramming up american interventionist dicksucking so lol

nocturne crest
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True.

surreal nest
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I saw they used a picture of a drone strike for Gaza for their promotion material lmfao

storm jungle
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💀

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also the

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"UN is breaking up, only America can save the world!"

surreal nest
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Thats insane

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The UN is the one trying to do things for once despite America's best effort 😭

valid needle
opaque coyote
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...

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What the fuck is wrong with this timeline

dapper gyro
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I could send you to an alternative timeline. However, I don't have enough money to get a truck yet.

queen laurel
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make sure it's bulletproof

surreal nest
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I dont understand how anybody is like in shock over this

nocturne crest
dapper gyro
surreal nest
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Is it because its a video game

queen laurel
dapper gyro
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Truck-kun is an Internet meme that refers to a common trope used in the isekai genre of anime, manga, and light novels, in which characters are transported to other worlds. Typically, the protagonists of the isekai anime or manga are sent to these worlds via various methods, including reincarnation after death, and many isekai works have feature...

surreal nest
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Thank you wikpedia

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I will miss you when the government shuts you down

queen laurel
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well it could worse

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Truck it is then

surreal nest
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Where are the lore chat deadlock players rn

dapper gyro
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For all intent and purpose, it is a joke, I don't plan to do such thing to Laati. The not enough money part is fact however.

queen laurel
rocky gale
surreal nest
dapper gyro
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You are volunteering for truck kun?

rocky gale
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He put up one video on it like a week ago and said "I used to be super addicted to League, but not anymore. I've got better self control now, so I'll just play one game and that's it"

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He's now on his third video

valid needle
surreal nest
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Never again

rocky gale
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Yea playing vs Fizz will do that to you

surreal nest
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League loves their obnoxious champion design but I love smiling more

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So I play deadlock 🥰🥰🥰

cyan merlin
nocturne crest
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.....

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I feel bad for Iron Hands Fans. Looks like their combat patrol has been pulled from GW online shop.

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Yep. The Iron hands isn't avaliable anymore.

rocky gale
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That will be because it hasn't released yet

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Yea, the White Scar and the Iron Hands combat patrols haven't been released yet

valid needle
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All new combat patrols are limited runs though so get it while you can

surreal nest
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What's the lore reason as to why the mounted machine gunners are red

rocky gale
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Because Techmarines are red

surreal nest
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Oh I didnt know they were tech marines

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Foolish

rocky gale
cyan merlin
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Techmarines are cool

surreal nest
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I should get jumped i just looked at a 480p picture

cyan merlin
# rocky gale

Sitting in a mounted gun like he couldn't just lift it

nocturne crest
opaque coyote
rocky gale
opaque coyote
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It just fucking killed her and traumatized an entire generation

rocky gale
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Salamanders get released first, then couple weeks later Imperial Fists and Raven Guard.

opaque coyote
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Jokes aside the ending was like a creepypasta come to life

nocturne crest
# rocky gale

Honestly, this model would have looked better if it had tracks or something like a hovercraft's skirt.

rocky gale
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So Iron Hands and White Scars will probably go up for preorder in a week or two

opaque coyote
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Paw Patrol ended with all of the dogs getting euthanized

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So like a lot of things in Japan. It originated because of nation wide trauma

lament shoal
opaque coyote
dapper gyro
nocturne crest
# rocky gale

Do you think anyone has ever managed to get a melee kill with this?

celest dome
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It has a charge profile iirc

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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no 💀

rocky gale
storm jungle
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STOP IT

opaque coyote
rocky gale
opaque coyote
arctic talon
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I'm just gona assume

arctic talon
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its the marine punching someone

celest dome
rocky gale
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Na, you just spin the barrel round really fast

opaque coyote
queen laurel
arctic talon
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yes

cyan merlin
queen laurel
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They just know people that mastered that guy will be the most annoying people to have ever exist KEKW_ogryn

surreal nest
rocky gale
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Just like Teemo in league

arctic talon
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they're leaning into the meme

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good

nocturne crest
queen laurel
arctic talon
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CACTUS

celest dome
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I have no idea what that is

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But I love it

dapper gyro
# rocky gale

I want to nit pick that turret for reasons no one would know or care.

celest dome
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Halo Covenant ass turret

nocturne crest
rocky gale
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It can

nocturne crest
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It can?

arctic talon
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Yes

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anything can charge as long as it can move

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lol

rose thorn
rocky gale
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Yep, so even though it's got a 3" move, it can still attempt a charge at an enemy within 12"

queen laurel
rocky gale
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Yep

vagrant fox
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That's essentially what I did in a Deathwatch TTRPG game that had the thing in it

rocky gale
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and statistically would probably kill a couple guardsmen

arctic talon
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its 3 attacks at S4

nocturne crest
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Needs an upgrade kit. Put some bayonets or spiked muzzle devices on the end.

arctic talon
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lol

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on average you're killing one

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statistically

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oh also Tyranid leak

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new Red Terror mini

arctic talon
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yeah

rose thorn
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Pic?

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Or forums

arctic talon
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its Valrak yap

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But its his

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reliable yap

rose thorn
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Fair

storm jungle
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Yeah sounds safe enough again to be legit

rocky gale
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Makes sense after they just got new Raveners

shadow plover
arctic talon
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I don't think any marine will ever have worse melee then a guardsmen

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LOL

shadow plover
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truly

dapper gyro
arctic talon
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Oh

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characters don't count

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LOL

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Sly is S5 AP-1 D1

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with some keywords

nocturne crest
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Are Psycho-warriors space king easier to recreate than Space marines?

storm jungle
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They literally just put testicles in a kid and regrow them in seconds so yes lol

nocturne crest
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Would Gulliman want Psycho-warriors or would they be too much haste for him.

outer wave
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They're too psychotic tbh

queen laurel
outer wave
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And realistically? Probably too childish

queen laurel
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Would recruit someone called psycho warriors?

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He literally wants to tear down the religious sides of the imperium but realizes that it's too useful

storm jungle
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psycho-warriors are kinda like Inductii so lol

celest dome
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Psycho Warrior seem more reminiscent of the Thunder Warrior than anything

rose thorn
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trying to force my self to like ANY space marine chapter fo rmore than 5 minutes hurts my soul

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no clue whyim sturggling

spring cairn
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because marine sucks

rose thorn
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(i am very aware why)

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i like greyknights alot

sacred ginkgo
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Just pick one that looks cool and paint them

rose thorn
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its normal space mairnes htat hurt me

sacred ginkgo
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and don't care any further

rose thorn
vagrant fox
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Why do you have to like any of them

rose thorn
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because we live in 2025 and space mairnes have gotten 1 release every week for like 2 months now

spring cairn
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i like custodes tho even if i hate marines, they're my greyknights ig

celest dome
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World Eater is the only SM group I quite vibe with

vagrant fox
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Imperial Fists have no chapter master most of the time or a well defined personality just pick them 🫡

sacred ginkgo
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"We kill people, there is no melodrama"

rose thorn
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im also rellly sutrggling to abduct a chapter with no lore

nocturne crest
rose thorn
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ultarmarines are unironically my favorite founding chapter now

valid needle
queen laurel
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My goat the Black Dragons

valid needle
vagrant fox
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Nothing wrong with liking the Ultramarines tbh

queen laurel
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They are just overdone is the issue

rose thorn
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so i want my chapte rot be an ultramrine successor

arctic talon
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go for it

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UM sucessors are comically diverse

spring cairn
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you got the omega marines, that's a cool scheme

valid needle
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Guilliman is also a respectable daddy to have

dapper gyro
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Iron Snake, the sneaky UM.

rose thorn
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i hate blacj and white split lol

vagrant fox
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when was 5th edition, people hating on the Ultramarines based on 15+ year old memes gets old

rose thorn
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i need a chapte rwith litearlly no lore

arctic talon
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with literally no lore

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alriht

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I'll brb

vagrant fox
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You can just make one with no lore

spring cairn
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make ur own chapter

rose thorn
spring cairn
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then i has no lore

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100%

rose thorn
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ii tried

dapper gyro
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Homebrew your own, you can do whatever.

queen laurel
vagrant fox
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All you need is colours and a symbol and you're good to go

arctic talon
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actually define no lore

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lol

rose thorn
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OCD refuses to let me make a hmiberew chapter

rose thorn
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like from that book wiht all the space marine paint scheme ideas

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maybe not even art of a symbol with jsut a fun name

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that i can shvoe into an ultramarine successor

arctic talon
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idfk

vagrant fox
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uhh

arctic talon
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💀

rose thorn
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yeah fair

vagrant fox
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Aquiloan Brotherhood idk

arctic talon
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The Illuminators are an Ultramarines Successor Chapter.[1]

The Imperius Reavers are a loyalist Space Marine Chapter of the Imperium. A Successor Chapter of the Ultramarines, they are adept xenos hunters and have become embroiled in many conflicts against the Tyranids, who are their specialty. The Second Company of the Chapter, known on their homeworld of Praedis Zeta as the "Stormbringers", are Tyrann...

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here take these 2

dapper gyro
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The Ultramarines, originally known as the War-Born,[38d] were the XIII Legion of the original twenty Space Marine Legions. This loyalist Legion was later re-organized and divided into Chapters according to the Codex Astartes. Their Primarch is Roboute Guilliman, whose leadership, not to mention his authorship of the Codex Astartes, were instrume...

rose thorn
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illuminators belong to a white dwarf writer

dapper gyro
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You can also take any of the primaris chapter.

rose thorn
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reavers unrionically ive been looking at fo ra while

vagrant fox
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these dang guys

dapper gyro
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1E marines... literally nothing about them.

rose thorn
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omfg htere is alist of every space marien chapter without art and lore

rose thorn
dapper gyro
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Tough luck

sacred ginkgo
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They probably hate eachother

rose thorn
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ill go through ths psychotic list

rose thorn
rocky gale
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Think the list might be wrong

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Charnel Guard have a decent amount of lore

rose thorn
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its also chapaers with no official art

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its form the list that dalria sends

rocky gale
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Charnel Guard were one of the Maelstrom Warders

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and were part of the War of the False Primarch

rose thorn
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i wonder if espandors mean anything

rocky gale
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Now the Angels Repentant

dapper gyro
rose thorn
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is espandor a pun im not getting

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hmmm

rocky gale
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Espandor is one of the main worlds of Ultramar

rose thorn
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yeee

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ill pin espandors since i think its a funny name to say

rocky gale
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Apparently it's Portuguese for "splendour or magnificence"

rose thorn
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brazil marines

languid meadow
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poor Portugal

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always sidelined by Brazil lmfao

rose thorn
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im sorry brazil is like 5% funnier to say

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Portugal marines

valid needle
spring cairn
rose thorn
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excubants

valid needle
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Dark Templars? has cawl been mixing muh two favourite chapters geneseeds?

rose thorn
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also funny to say

valid needle
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I wonder if there’s a Black Angels chapter

rose thorn
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Ebon knights is probably not a good name for a chapter gw

valid needle
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Black Knights ?

rose thorn
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I mean from the list

valid needle
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Oh yeah I don’t think they mean it in a bad way like Ebon itself isn’t a bad word it just means the colour black really so it’s like Black Knights and we also have characters in 40K called black knights

celest dome
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Make me think of Ebonhawke Guards from GW2

valid needle
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Dark angels 2nd company are Black Knights

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Sigismund was called the Black Knight once he became emperors champion

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But yeah I don’t think it’s meant in a bad way

rose thorn
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“Oh hey the obsidian glades that’s neat-“

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The Chapter is said to have been destroyed in the Red Waaagh! by the Ork Warboss Grukk.[2]

arctic talon
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It’s just that easy

rose thorn
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Hey were founded in the ultima founding lmao

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Nvm

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Second founding

celest dome
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Refounded due to having some Primaris SM in the fridge that were found after it goet destroyed

dapper gyro
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Soul Drinker moment

rose thorn
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Still it reminded me how much I like politics chapters

dapper gyro
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Black/White consults

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UM successor focused on politic,

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Like their genefather...

rose thorn
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Every chapter with consults is politics

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It came free with your founding

nocturne crest
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There's another simpsons movie in the works?

rose thorn
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Did they say they would never do another simpsons movie

nocturne crest
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They're doing it, or alternatively, Disney is scrapping the bottom of the barrel.

rose thorn
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lmao

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The Auric Consuls are a Space Marine Chapter.[1]
They were among the Imperium's forces that took part in the War for the Tri-forge Cluster. During the War, the Auric Consuls fought the Death Guard's Sons of Glorious Decay on Septios, alongside the Black Pegasi and Nightshades Chapters.[1]

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huh

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good canadit

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auric means like golden i think

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golden consul

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sounds greekish

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oh eyah gotta check teh hell website

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wow theres laot of these types of capters

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oh theres afew of these "we sent reinforcements but we cant find the chapter"

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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It doesnt matter

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saudis dont give a fuck about BF lol

arctic talon
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this won’t effect BF6’s launch

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lol

storm jungle
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yeah seriously lol

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I already listed the actual effects above

arctic talon
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The Saudis have been(relatively) hands off with their acquisitions

dapper gyro
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Nothing will happen immediately.

celest dome
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Same thing that apply with Tencent tbf

rose thorn
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i think i need professional help lmao

arctic talon
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Tencent and the Saudis both seem pretty hands off with their cash cows

valid needle
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What will they do

arctic talon
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We dunno

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Prolly not a ton

arctic talon
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The big thing is prolly BioWare

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Yeah that

storm jungle
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There are the most they'll do tbh

celest dome
storm jungle
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Probably the biggest studio getting affected is Mass Effect otherwise lol

dapper gyro
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Tecent censors stuff for the specific market mostly. Outside of that, they are very open on gooning.

storm jungle
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Yeah that too

dapper gyro
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(Look Marvel Rival)...

arctic talon
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Tencent is also on the Chinese governments shit list

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lol

valid needle
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So kushner is the main problem then

arctic talon
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Which is fucking hilarious

storm jungle
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companies nitpick stuff here and there, otherwise these people will just lean back and count money

arctic talon
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Yeah that

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lol

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Ultimately turning a profit is a bigger concern

celest dome
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It's just investment for them

arctic talon
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Yeeep

storm jungle
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^

celest dome
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Capitalism is King

storm jungle
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Saudis are cunts but this is the last thing they care about

arctic talon
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The one thing Saudis have (imo) shoved into a game is Ronaldo in Fatal Fury

rose thorn
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Prandium Consul is tempting since prandium has lore

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but it also literally means breakfast

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so breakfast consul

arctic talon
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Can’t believe fatal fury is the first fighting game where you can play as someone whos actually rhymes with grape someone irl

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Truly outstanding

storm jungle
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Battlefield 6 is mainly here to as ever with every shooter to serve american imperialism, western propaganda and mindless entertainment.

Which again is nothing new lol

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so its fine tbh

arctic talon
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Cristiano Ronaldo

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Probably

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Did that to someone irl

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Or at the very least sexually assaulted them

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But whatever

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Anyways do you think this book is widespread and published in the imperium

queen laurel
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Considering the average imperial Noble is a dumbass

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Books like that would be very very popular

winged jacinth
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The ecclesiarchy probably isnt a fan lol

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But its certainly a good guide to being an imperial noble

queen laurel
winged jacinth
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Less money to spend assassinating other nobles who are trying to have you assassinated

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What's a man to do

surreal nest
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Its just so weird

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Gamer patriotism is weird

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I think America is way worse than saudi arabia and I would prefer to play no games from either of them

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Besides deadlock

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I LOVE DEADLOCK

crystal forum
rose thorn
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Espandors
Regents of Gheren
Sons of Galathor
Black Pegasi
Auric Consuls
Nightshades
Prandium Consul

heres htelorless chapters so far

rose thorn
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that im temtped to kidnap

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havent seen them on that website

surreal nest
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Im not gonna vouch for Saudi arabia in any world but man a lot of these gamers feel a wittle racist

median star
surreal nest
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Thats fucking terrible

languid meadow
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Doesn't saudi still do public executions

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also the the saudi that's helping buy it is linked to murder and genocides

storm jungle
crystal forum
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saudi still has slavery man

surreal nest
languid meadow
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I mean the BF community doesn't care

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but like

surreal nest
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Well yeah theyre stupid

languid meadow
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there are more games than that

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like Mass Effect and Dragon Age are actually fucking cooked

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even more so than they were

storm jungle
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I mean

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those are fictional

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and in the future

languid meadow
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true

surreal nest
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I honestly just dont care if they get butchered they should have stopped awhile ago

storm jungle
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Commander Shepherd isnt going to the middle-east to bomb people

surreal nest
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I say that as a mass effectian

languid meadow
storm jungle
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(considering they literally got no positive aspects in lore at all LMAO)

surreal nest
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Anyways, this EA change won't affect me for one very specific reason

jade holly
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What’s the topic of discussion today

surreal nest
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I dont play that shit!!!

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God bless me!

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Deadlock!

crystal forum
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i play darktide rn

surreal nest
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RIP the Sims though

storm jungle
languid meadow
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sims will barely change since it prints money

surreal nest
median star
crystal forum
jade holly
surreal nest
storm jungle
crystal forum
storm jungle
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yall just got skill issue

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and thats ok

crystal forum
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paradox interactive

storm jungle
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Limbo Interaction

crystal forum
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helldivers 2

storm jungle
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you dont even play HD2

crystal forum
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you're mom

storm jungle
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no

surreal nest
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And then I felt icky

storm jungle
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the highway of death yeah

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we had some fuckwad in here when that topic was mentioned and he was like "yeah that was justified"

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sack of shit lol

crystal forum
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this is why i love black ops 1

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where everybody's evil

storm jungle
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its really not

arctic talon
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Black ops literally sucks the CIA’s dick

storm jungle
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black ops does the same shit

arctic talon
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lol

storm jungle
crystal forum
arctic talon
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I more so meant in the new game

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More so

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lol

storm jungle
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the ending of BO1 is literally this:

crystal forum
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yea i meant 1

surreal nest
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Nobody remind the current administration of the highway of death or they'll start giving out purple hearts

crystal forum
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black ops 1

arctic talon
storm jungle
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when uh

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you know

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the CIA literally tested even worse shit

arctic talon
storm jungle
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including chemical weapons

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on uh innocent people lol

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which is NEVER mentioned in the game

crystal forum
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i think cold war is funny for having such a weird dick sucking

storm jungle
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Oh yeah also Maso nkilled JFK

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which was also a plot by soviets

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bravo vince

crystal forum
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like who are we meant to roof for in cold war

jade holly
median star
jade holly
storm jungle
crystal forum
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also during the game

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did you play it

storm jungle
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and it zooms in on him

surreal nest
storm jungle
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Dragovich also confirms it

languid meadow
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COD tries to play both sides sometimes but fails

storm jungle
arctic talon
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Yeah

crystal forum
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mason literally thinks about taking his gun out when meeting JFK

arctic talon
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Because the US army funds it

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lol

jade holly
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I still still thin BO1 had the funniest zombies to me

arctic talon
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They literally fund COD

storm jungle
languid meadow
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like it portrays the CIA as just as bad as the KGB then goes but they also saved the world

jade holly
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JFK, Nixon and Che Guevara fighting zombies

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Or was it Castro? Damn I forget

languid meadow
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CASTRO

arctic talon
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Peak

surreal nest
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I think cold war make the USA look like the worse but it also was an ends justify the means type story

crystal forum
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we all forget his name

arctic talon
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The Cold War is literally just the US and USSR having a race to the bottom morality wise

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lol

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And the USSR hit the bottom first

storm jungle
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SIT DOWN

crystal forum
surreal nest
jade holly
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SoUnDs LiKe SoMeOnE bReAkInG iN

storm jungle
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you fucking FRAUD Nixon!!!

median star
storm jungle
jade holly
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Who wins: Futurama Nixon or BO1 Zombies Nixon

storm jungle
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whoever he was

languid meadow
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I hope BF6 goes the route of the US president orchestrating the whole thing since they made the trailer exactly like the civil war one where the president is the bad guy but I don't have high hopes

surreal nest
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Five was the craziest zombies map ever

crystal forum
#

the funniest part of five map is how it has 0 context and meaning in the overall story until black ops 4 shoehorned it into the story

median star
rocky gale
#

So strange to have McNamara of all people

languid meadow
#

yea

crystal forum
#

treyarch just wanted to do a presidential zombies

surreal nest
arctic talon
surreal nest
arctic talon
jade holly
storm jungle
arctic talon
#

And one other dude

surreal nest
#

Like a disturbingly terrible map

arctic talon
#

Castro and JFK are ???

#

But 2 of the 4 lived lol

languid meadow
#

FDR is fucking dead by this time

rocky gale
#

Why couldn't we be Lyndon B Johnson

arctic talon
#

No

#

In COD zombies

jade holly
arctic talon
#

Smh

crystal forum
#

the special weapon of five is also like the worst in zombies history

languid meadow
#

HE DIED IN 1945 WHY WOULD HE BE ALIVE IN THE 60S

jade holly
#

I’m just over here watching videos on how Destiny 2 is dying

surreal nest
#

Because I brought him back for this special mission

arctic talon
#

Wait not FDR

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Fuck

#

I’m stupid

languid meadow
#

Do you mean JFK

arctic talon
#

JFK

#

Yes

jade holly
arctic talon
#

lol

jade holly
#

Brought back from the grave to fight the hidden wars

languid meadow
#

Bro was in a wheelchair😭

crystal forum
#

i was terrified of the weapon stealer as a kid

languid meadow
#

he was not training zombies and running from the pentagon theif

crystal forum
#

remember when zombies lore was just cryptic and scary

jade holly
arctic talon
#

No

median star
#

also fun fact mcnamera sending literal thousands of sub iq draftees into vietnam for funny number go brrr were winning guys

arctic talon
#

Because I don’t know any zombies lore

#

lol

crystal forum
#

good

jade holly
arctic talon
crystal forum
#

in a wheelchair

crystal forum
jade holly
#

Reminds me of a mortal Kombat meme

median star
languid meadow
#

shining beacon of democracy

arctic talon
#

Oh

#

I’ve seen that one before

#

The next thing is deport

#

Uhhh something

languid meadow
storm jungle
#

BRUH

median star
#

me when clad

languid meadow
#

slovakia focus tree in a thousand week reich mod

crystal forum
storm jungle
#

EU be like

crystal forum
#

send them to russia

storm jungle
#

deport immigrants
own countrymen starts ruining country

surreal nest
languid meadow
#

MAGYAR W

storm jungle
#

WE

#

NEED

#

TO

#

BUILD

#

A HIVE WALL

arctic talon
#

Helmwar

#

Please

#

The budget

crystal forum
#

i will build useless bunker complexes

#

and you will have to deal with them

#

my fav thing to do is play as romania and make the entire country into bunkers

languid meadow
#

a lot of hoi4 focues are down right hilarious

arctic talon
crystal forum
#

not a hoi4 player

#

get him

languid meadow
crystal forum
#

restoring ancient empires im secret trees is always fun

languid meadow
#

Austria can turn into AH, the EU, then disolve into the HRE

#

crack addict focus tree

crystal forum
#

germany has so many alt history events that still lead it to start WW2

#

restore the kaiser

rose thorn
#

Talked to my friend who speaks Portuguese, espandor doenst seem to relate to anything in Portuguese

languid meadow
#

the empire path for germany is hilarious

jade holly
#

I’ve been getting into baking recently

#

Made some cupcakes and pizza and calzone

#

I wanna make a Milan style pizza

languid meadow
#

if choose reconciliation with the west and support poland they'll just give up danzig and their eastern side

arctic talon
#

Baking is fun

#

But it’s way too like

#

Scientific for me lol

#

Cooking is much easier for me

jade holly
#

Cooking is boring

#

Baking is pog

arctic talon
#

Smh

crystal forum
#

the country started under a king, became fascist, got couped into being democratic then was forced to become communist

#

all during the war

arctic talon
jade holly
median star
languid meadow
crystal forum
#

dan hershel hell ueah

median star
crystal forum
#

that should be hadron instead

surreal nest
arctic talon
#

Job market is not real rn

surreal nest
#

Or my interviews get canceled hours before I go in

arctic talon
#

So many fake job postings

crystal forum
#

more like nob market

surreal nest
crystal forum
#

my dick

languid meadow
jade holly
#

I had 2 interviews in a week and scheduling another soon

languid meadow
#

and I checked the position

#

clsoed

#

suicejde

#

FUCK YOU

surreal nest
#

I followed up on an email and they told me its not my business if the position was filled or not

median star
rose thorn
#

@rocky gale we found espandor’s origin, it is probably based off the Italian word espande

jade holly
# median star

Barbers clearly are an extinct species in the world of 40k

rose thorn
#

Espande means like ‘he/she/it expands’

median star
#

thats high fashion wdym

crystal forum
sacred bluff
#

is it possible down the line that the emperor gets restored and is able to move off the golden throne

#

they say it as a hope in the end and the death vol 3

crystal forum
median star
#

i think rannick was always going to be grendyls fall guy

jade holly
crystal forum
#

emperor getting off the throne means no more astronomican

sacred bluff
#

oh

crystal forum
#

also he's very likely crazy now

arctic talon
crystal forum
#

that too

arctic talon
sacred bluff
#

is that what the webway is

jade holly
#

So basically another giant rip in reality to the match the ones that’s already there

crystal forum
#

a second eye of terror has hit the galaxy

arctic talon
#

It’s now an open portal to the warp

median star
#

sir cadia has somehow had a second black stone fortress hit it

arctic talon
#

Well

#

Closed portal

#

But point being if the hole opens

#

It’s bad

#

It’s really really bad

crystal forum
median star
arctic talon
#

That’s an eldar built one

rocky gale
#

Surely if a Blackstone Fortress caused the problem, crashing a second Blackstone fortress into The Great Rift would solve all this.

arctic talon
#

Not the one the emperor was trying to build

languid meadow
#

Lord Commander there's been a second blackstone fortress

crystal forum
sacred bluff
#

can they find a way to build off the eldar one

crystal forum
#

necron tomb world? blackstone fortress into it

#

eldar craftworld? blackstone fortress

sacred bluff
#

cause the one the emperor was building was a eldar one in a sense

languid meadow
#

oh hey more UM upgrade sprews

#

yum....

sacred bluff
#

cause when vulkan was in it he felt like eldar ships were passing him in it

median star
#

and then youll get more blue next sunday

crystal forum
#

humanity even less

sacred bluff
languid meadow
#

helmetless termie marines will always look weird

crystal forum
#

webway is old one tech

median star
#

aura farming

arctic talon
#

The frogs are dead

crystal forum
#

even eldar never really understood the webway

arctic talon
#

The emperors webway wasn’t as good as the frogs

#

Seeing as the breach was not able to be properly amputated

#

And how bad it got in such a short time

#

Now granted the fact he was building a new connection was very impressive

crystal forum
#

ofc he has to do it on fucking terra before doing a test somewhere else

storm jungle
#

me when necrons

storm jungle
crystal forum
#

necrons dont exist they can't hurt me

languid meadow
#

MORE NECRONS

#

Also where is my Mechanicus 2 news

crystal forum
#

i have it

#

come get it

languid meadow
#

you bitch

surreal nest
#

Who wanna split the half a million crack shack with me

valid needle
#

Skibidi o skibidi, who is the rizziest of them all.

arctic talon
#

/hj

rocky gale
#

A bargain tbh

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

Honestly for Silicon Valley yeah

spring cairn
arctic talon
#

💀

surreal nest
arctic talon
#

lol

crystal forum
#

san jose is like 60% airbnb houses anyways

arctic talon
#

Just not rn

crystal forum
#

it's a tourist town

surreal nest
spring cairn
#

we can split in 3, just 1 guy will sleep in the bathtub

arctic talon
#

Depends on west or east

#

San Jose

crystal forum
#

west i mean

#

the beach area

surreal nest
#

I will never go to san jose for I am da inland empire and it is too far

arctic talon
#

Anyways the worst I got in San Jose was some homeless dude groping me

#

💀

languid meadow
#

airbnb should be shut down

crystal forum
spring cairn
#

I will never go to san jose because I live in germany

arctic talon
#

Good choice

#

lol

spring cairn
#

for now

arctic talon
surreal nest
crystal forum
arctic talon
#

Anyways that’s after me being around that area for like

#

18 years of my life

jade holly
#

I’m starting to think the East Coast of the US is way better

arctic talon
#

I like California

crystal forum
#

you're correct

arctic talon
#

But I grew up in it

#

LOL

jade holly
#

well, considering majority of the west coast is Cali I’m definitely correct

arctic talon
#

The food does a lot of the heavy lifting

spring cairn
#

the east is better cuz the west has fallen, have you not heard the news

crystal forum
jade holly
median star
#

i mean what

crystal forum
jade holly
crystal forum
#

being somewhere for the food is pure cope i say

arctic talon
#

Nah California’s food is great because I can get actual authentic Chinese food in most places

spring cairn
#

It has been 0 days since the the evil cole mentioned tau burgers

arctic talon
#

lol

#

And I’m biased

rocky gale
crystal forum
jade holly
#

It’s heat

#

I cannot live in a hot place

#

I hate the heat

arctic talon
crystal forum
rocky gale
#

Yea so I know good food

surreal nest
#

So GOOD

jade holly
crystal forum
#

is there any irish food that doesnt involve potato

spring cairn
#

beer

crystal forum
#

or some form of potted meat

languid meadow
#

not a food

rocky gale
#

Americans put sugar in their milk, bleach your eggs and chlorinate their chicken, most of your livestock produce is too low quality to even be sold abroad.

spring cairn
#

it is

#

you can live off of beer i've seen it

languid meadow
#

beer is not a food you're just an alcoholic

spring cairn
#

no

crystal forum
#

beer is liquid bread

crystal forum
median star
crystal forum
#

i can boil a wagyu steak and it will still taste like shit

jade holly
#

Who the fuck told you eggs are bleached in America?

valid needle
rocky gale
#

They are

valid needle
#

That’s a common rumour in britain

jade holly
rocky gale
#

They are

#

They typically get washed with chlorine bleach

arctic talon
#

That’s not why they’re white

#

If that’s what you’re saying

crystal forum
#

good thing we dont eat the egg shell

rocky gale
#

Oh I forgot that bleached means like to make something white

#

I just meant like washed with a form of bleach

median star
jade holly
#

I’m looking it up and I am not seeing anything say that they use bleach to clean eggs

arctic talon
jade holly
#

A chlorine solution yes

#

But no bleach

crystal forum
#

chlorine is a bleach no?

dark moon
arctic talon
#

Idfk

#

I’m not a chemist

#

I just took AP chem

jade holly
#

And America ain’t the only country that cleans eggs this way from what I’m seeing

arctic talon
#

lol

crystal forum
#

yeah household bleach uses chlorine

arctic talon
#

I know that

#

lol

rocky gale
#

Illegal to do so in the EU though

arctic talon
#

There was a controversy about it in Taiwan a few years ago

crystal forum
#

many things are illegal in the EU

arctic talon
#

Iirc

#

You either go all the way or you don’t

#

At least that’s what I’ve read about it

rocky gale
#

In the EU's view the method did more harm than good

arctic talon
#

If you wash them you need them to be refridgerated

#

To prevent bacterial build up

#

If you don’t wash them you don’t need to refridgerate them

rocky gale
#

Yea, we just put them in the cupboard

arctic talon
#

This is what I’m reading rn

crystal forum
#

sometimes it can really just be countries disagreeing on methods that dont really have much difference

jade holly
#

In this article I’m reading, only about 5% of poultry processing facilities use chlorine to clean poultry (probably chicken and not eggs but maybe the same thing applies)

arctic talon
#

That’s for chicken

#

Not eggs

jade holly
#

Yeah

arctic talon
#

Eggs in the US must be washed

#

To be sold at like super markets and stuff

crystal forum
#

like i can buy hydrogen peroxide solution in a pharmacy here in canada but im pretty sure a lot of countries banned that

arctic talon
#

Washed eggs seem worse generally in terms of keeping

#

lol

rocky gale
#

and pretty sure bleach is just a term used for cleaning solutions, like bleach isn't actually a set thing

arctic talon
#

But on the upside a dumbass can’t like

#

You know

#

Not wash an egg at home before using it

#

And get sick that way

jade holly
arctic talon
#

Yes

#

If a country refrigerates eggs it likely has mandatory washing for commercial eggs

crystal forum
#

euros dont refrigerate eggs?

#

that's wild

rocky gale
#

Nope, they go in the cupboard

arctic talon
#

lol

#

Since there’s no concern with bacterial buildup in the shell/inside the egg

#

But there’s still the biofilm around the egg

#

Ect.

jade holly
#

From what it seems like chlorine based solutions for cleaning are being phased out as well for eggs

crystal forum
#

the placenta

#

anyways larmoth you still havent named any irish cuisine

jade holly
#

I’d love to visit Scotland some day

#

Yes I know you said Ireland

#

But I personally am a big Scotland enjoyer

crystal forum
#

i just want to try fish and chips for real

#

but i hear fish and chip shops are going out of business

valid needle
jade holly
#

Fish and Chips is just the British version of Chicken and Fries no?

crystal forum
#

well for starters it has fish not chicken

jade holly
jade holly
crystal forum
#

and chips are fatter than fries

#

like potato slices

jade holly
#

We got Potato wedges

#

Is that the more similar comparison?

crystal forum
#

yeah

valid needle
jade holly
#

100 years is just a footstool

crystal forum
#

if i went to scotland (unlikely) i'd probably just want to see the wild highlands

jade holly
#

I wanna see Nessie KEKW_ogryn

crystal forum
#

endless green grass fields

rocky gale
#

Come to Ireland and see the holestone.

crystal forum
#

with the occasional 2000 year old ruins

rocky gale
#

It's a stone with a hole in it

#

Majestic

jade holly
#

Pog

#

How’d that stone get a hole

arctic talon
crystal forum
#

and therefore better

jade holly
#

If there was one thing I would recommend people see in the US, it’d be the Smoky Mountains

rocky gale
#

Natural formations don't count

crystal forum
#

how

#

it's better if it's natural

crystal forum
#

it's funnier

jade holly
#

Smoky Mountains my beloved

#

You can guess how it got the name

crystal forum
#

you can also visit asbestos city

#

well it's been renamed to val des sources

rocky gale
#

It's a Bronze age standing stone, no one really knows it's purpose but someone made the hole in that stone a long time ago

crystal forum
#

but still it has a massive former asbestos mine

arctic talon
#

Ngl

#

It’s cool

jade holly
#

Does Sweden happen to have a monument for Carolus Rex?

crystal forum
rocky gale
#

It's become folklore thing that it's a Lovestone, a woman would put her hand through the stone and her lover would take her hand and the two would be bound together in love.

crystal forum
#

every good bronze age monument has conspiracy theories

rocky gale
#

and according to legend if you cheat on your partner after doing so you will be cursed to turn into a horse

crystal forum
#

i'd be a horse

valid needle
#

If you like castles visit these two. Edinburgh and Stirling @jade holly

crystal forum
#

seems like a good life

crystal forum
#

we have forts in NA

#

which are technologically advanced castles

jade holly
#

Boooooring

crystal forum
#

but they have canons

rocky gale
#

Castles need to have a little swagger

crystal forum
#

that's because all the ones which are left standing are the impressive ones

jade holly
#

There is one thing in Germany I wanna visit more than anything: Phantasialand (Fantasialand?)

#

Exclusively for Taron

languid meadow
#

pretty sure all the forts left are the French ones

#

since the British just took those and used em against the Americans

languid meadow
#

at least in Canada

crystal forum
#

there's a bunch of british built forts

languid meadow
#

I can't remember any forts west of Ontario

#

that are still left

crystal forum
#

but yeah generally if you have a fort from another country then why bother destroying it

#

it's a free fort

crystal forum
#

canada is a very new country

languid meadow
#

they were all log forts

rocky gale
crystal forum
#

there's a reconstructed log fort close to where i live

#

a museum

#

it's all about the potential second war between canada and the US that almost happened

rocky gale
#

Like mf'ers just sold the roof for scrap and abandoned it

crystal forum
#

makes sense given how fucked the country was after WW2

#

did you know the great pyramids of egypt were stripped of a lot of their outer stones due to cairo's population needing construction materials throughout history

rocky gale
#

in NI on the North Coast

#

The only part of the estate that wasn't scraped was Mussenden Temple

noble bear
crystal forum
#

idk really

jade holly
crystal forum
#

distance maybe?

#

in the end why would they care anyways

#

millenia old monuments built by kings are just piles of stones

dapper gyro
crystal forum
#

new france and the region of ontario are quite old though

languid meadow
rocky gale
crystal forum
#

new france was formed slightly before the 13 colonies

languid meadow
#

1534

crystal forum
#

which is why france used to own a significant part of north america before selling most of it to britain

jade holly
# crystal forum canada formed in the 1800's

For the US you could either reason the signing of the Declaration of Independence in 1776 is the birth of the US or you could also say when the US got its 50th state as the beginning of it as a country as we know it imo

crystal forum
#

it was mostly land on paper anyways, way too spread out to be defended. france was paid for land rights basically