40k-lore-chat

[daring creek]

They should be able to read. But be heavily limited in literary comprehension

Like....

Reading in the same way you can read a stop sign

[queen laurel]

yep

[daring creek]

Stop. They'd know it means stop. But not much else beyond that. Or know why theres a stop sign there

[queen laurel]

so for the sake of it they would just probably

for the sake of it get heavily modified power hammers

[celest dome]

#40k-lore-chat message

[daring creek]

Ogyrn storytime would be very nice...

[queen laurel]

That's why I said for the sake of it

You prickly prick

[celest dome]

Just wonder how they'd make Power hammer work differently from the Thunder Hammer

[daring creek]

Would any of what I'd find Ideal break the 40k setting at all?

[celest dome]

Crusher is a Power Maul

So i'd guess the same sort of manner

[dapper gyro]

Thunder hammer sounds cooler than power hammer, which could be confused to actual power hammer tool in real life.

The stuff in fluff.

[young pecan]

That was my next guess

It would be tough even for an ogryn to dual wield sm thammers though no?

Ogryn lore states that their stubbers need to have burst limiters or most will spend all of their ammo in the first thirty seconds of a fight or something

[daring creek]

Sounds realistic

[languid meadow]

they're quite effective as being as strong as a space marine while coming in more numbers is useful

[young pecan]

Pub ogryns prove the lore right every match

[daring creek]

Are they smart enough to know how to reload ammunition?

[daring creek]

[dapper gyro]

Generally stronger than standard marines, but have no tech and low intellectual capacity.

Smarter ones can solo SM in PA.

In melee!

[daring creek]

Sm?

[languid meadow]

space marooon

[young pecan]

Okay so what if you made them gauntlets to attach the human thammers to or to help them grip it better

Idk I just like the idea of a flailing ogryn spamming booms

[daring creek]

Ah

Kinda hilarious how a ogyrn could fuck up a space marine hand to hand

Literally a "do you see how much they do to mimic a fraction of our power?"

[dapper gyro]

Except most of them are not smart enough to do so.

[young pecan]

Depends on if the space marine has a helmet on or if his face is showing, I'm sure

[daring creek]

🧱

[dapper gyro]

In ranged combat, marines aupex augment wins out.

[daring creek]

I'm imagining them no armor too tbh

Hm

[dapper gyro]

PA = Power armour.

[daring creek]

Oh

[dapper gyro]

Yes, they can.

[daring creek]

Oof.

[dapper gyro]

Not heavier stuff like Gravis and definitely not Terminator armour though.

[daring creek]

Ogyrns are truly unrecognized philosophers...

[young pecan]

Why let ammo go to waste by holding onto it

[dapper gyro]

Instead of becoming a dreadnough, I think you can become an Orgryn, Missus.

[daring creek]

Hmmmm

Sent out to die in battle or be made a slave

Hmmm

Both could easily happen in 40k and irl in similar circumstances...

[dapper gyro]

Hey, ignorant is a bliss. You live happy, and get orgryn girlfriend.

[daring creek]

Lesbian ogyrns...

Is there any depiction of a female ogyrn

[daring creek]

Maybe

[dapper gyro]

Yes, Dilara and Wolf can cite it. I'm not big into lore.

(I'm more about hate-love on 40K and its weapons)

[celest dome]

No art, but there are 2 characters that we have mentions of

Cassia (Prophet of Mork)

And another nobody remember the name of

[daring creek]

Gw holding back on fem ogyrns cuz they know.

[opaque coyote]

https://youtube.com/shorts/QTNq0KY9nJA?si=GyfnfkfO6m3h1niu

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

They have the vision. And they know.

[queen laurel]

Laati Brain crash number 690#

case name chibi doki

i am running out of paper for this shit

[opaque coyote]

I had a headcanon that female ogryns did exist

They just looked exactly the same as male ones

[daring creek]

Sexual dimorphism is a beautiful thing

[opaque coyote]

Unfortunately in the books, female and male Ogryns do look different

At least by description

So

[daring creek]

Don't tell me its a she hulk thing

I will find GW if its a she hulk thing

[dapper gyro]

No, not as streamline as shehulk vs the hulk.

[daring creek]

Or an orc thing

[opaque coyote]

I think they just have tits and long hair

And

That's it

Maybe a thinner face

They didn't go into detail

Just that they looked different

[daring creek]

I want my ugly bastard girls

Goddamnit

[queen laurel]

female ogryns look like this you're welcome

[daring creek]

I saw this but wasn't sure if it was legit

[opaque coyote]

...BBW

[queen laurel]

Garth ennis room

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-boom-nuke-nuclear-bomb-gif-20734003

[queen laurel]

This is from warhammer fantasy blood bowl but like it's exactly what they would look like anyway in 40k

[daring creek]

See. I wouldn't want to be an ogyrn because that would mean I'd be harder to smother me beneath these queens

[daring creek]

Peak

Like theres a reason why Oliva from Baki likes his wife as big as she is

[dapper gyro]

Oh no...

[dapper gyro]

Human in Baki are beyond fucking SMs.

[daring creek]

Its insane yeah

Like

[opaque coyote]

Again I just think it's funnier that they look exactly the same to regular people.

But to Ogryns, they can easily tell who is male and female. So they continually tell people who mistake a male for a female and vice versa that they're an idiot.

[daring creek]

Idk what to say Idk what yujiro would do beyond become a Khorne/Slaanesh cultist!

[queen laurel]

he thinks he's about that until a bloodthirster decides to humble him

[dapper gyro]

Jack would be slaanesh, the fucker keeps trying to perfect his body using artificial ways.

[opaque coyote]

Considering how Baki feels like somebody inhaled 15 pounds of meth while writing it.

Nah that bloodthirster is true deathed

[daring creek]

In canon he's able to see the weak spot of everyone after being struck by lightning. and he could theoretically master the fighting style of everything he battles. Shit maybe he'd be a psyker

Maybe I'm going too far w the psyker part...

But it feels true...

[dapper gyro]

Baki universe has its own law of physic.

[daring creek]

Oh that's nice. They should get pissed when they're misgendered as well

[daring creek]

Yeah...

Then again

[dapper gyro]

Momentum and vectors don't exist there.

[daring creek]

Baki fought his own fucking imagination

[opaque coyote]

Half of them do

The other half just laughs at the human

[daring creek]

It hurts my brain thinking about this now

[dapper gyro]

Right, imagine a dinosaur and actually fight it, get injured and everything...

It is fucking summoning a warp entity...

[daring creek]

That's no good

Lmfao

[dapper gyro]

Go rest brother, that shit drain your life force.

[daring creek]

I'm fine lmao

Also sister*

[dapper gyro]

Oh, I apology, sister. I assume everyone is male until proven or told otherwise.

[queen laurel]

you thought someone named missus is guy

[daring creek]

Np

[dapper gyro]

It is the internet... how many guys used female name or alike to trick people?

[queen laurel]

that is fair that is fair

I'm just gonna give you one piece of advice no shame on clicking on someone's profile to check out their gender

[storm jungle]

^

[dapper gyro]

I used to play CS, MOBA and MMO, I saw almost everything.

Or back in the old time story of guys using female name in games and get item sent to them because some NEETs are too thirsty for female attention...

[daring creek]

Sometimes I avoid even saying I'm a girl in video games unless I find it funny.

[queen laurel]

That is true that is true

Just keep this advice from me, click someone's profile to tell their gender in discord so you don't have to worry about accidentally misgendering them later if they don't show their gender, just lock in

[daring creek]

Dudes always like to get creepy

[queen laurel]

That is very fair yeah

[arctic talon]

The funny drukhari territory chart makes its return

[queen laurel]

People are

Questionable in the head

[rocky gale]

Yea, you're more likely to get harassed than bought stuff

[daring creek]

Though usually I'm freakier than they are

[dapper gyro]

There is one in a Halo server that put he/him on it, but a she. She put it there to avoid trouble with the net. With people know her, we call her she/her.

[daring creek]

I love saying out of pocket shit in tf2 casual

[opaque coyote]

They want somebody to match their freak

[queen laurel]

Yeah that's true

[daring creek]

I out match them and they move away from me

Lmao

[queen laurel]

Yeah but I'm going to be honest you're probably not that bad

I was playing two fort once and I saw someone with a swastika Nazi sign

He was also playing as demoknight

[daring creek]

Normal tf2 experience

I like making those types of people uncomfortable

Its funny

All I say are sex jokes and gross humor

[dapper gyro]

If I do that again like I did before, Bulgur and Dilara will bully me...

[arctic talon]

[queen laurel]

I remember who you were deino

Clear as day

[arctic talon]

This is slander

smh

[dapper gyro]

Acknowledge it is a way to keep it away.

[arctic talon]

anyways if you play a MOBA sometimes people assume your gender based on the role you're playing + character

Which is always "funny"

[dapper gyro]

Every Mercy main in OW back in the day...

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/mercy-overwatch-come-here-gif-14280244

[queen laurel]

Congratulations

[daring creek]

Wha is thst

Is that like

Chaos detector

[queen laurel]

you have been redeemed, deino the redeemer

[rocky gale]

Bulgur keeps a list

[queen laurel]

just a list of people i find amusing

[rocky gale]

and checks it twice

[daring creek]

Oh cool

Lmao

[arctic talon]

Bulgar has a list

[queen laurel]

i might add you in later who knows

[daring creek]

Noted

[dapper gyro]

Next would be "The taint of suspicion never completely fades".

[queen laurel]

I'm too lazy to write that

[arctic talon]

Is Bulgar actually Santa

Oh boy who wants Christmas box leaks

[queen laurel]

If I was santa I would have given you better to terrain rules but alas

[dapper gyro]

Santal?

[rocky gale]

[queen laurel]

Don't make me throw you back to slannesh

[arctic talon]

Tau Xmas box:
-Farsight
-Broadside
-Crisis suits
-Riptide

CSM Xmas box:
-Lord Discordant
-Rhino
-Vemonclawer
-Legionaries
-Oblierators
-Havocs

Tryanids Xmas box:
-Screamer-killer
-Nurotyrant
-Haruspex
-Tyrannnofex
-Maleceptor

[rocky gale]

Lame

[young pecan]

I was a Mercy main in Season 1 until I realized that managing keeping people alive extremely well means absolutely nothing if them being alive is worth nothing in the first place

[arctic talon]

Mercy in season 1 was entirely balanced around her ult lol

[arctic talon]

Anyways Overwatch is prolly the second most toxic game I’ve ever played

[young pecan]

League #1?

[arctic talon]

No

[queen laurel]

Is League of Legends first

[arctic talon]

Dota 2

Lmao

League is 4th

[young pecan]

Not surprising

[queen laurel]

OK yeah that is true

[arctic talon]

3rd goes to CSGO

[queen laurel]

it is way harder

[young pecan]

That was my next guess too LMAO

[arctic talon]

League is 4th or 5th

It’s dropping lower nowadays

Smh

[dapper gyro]

I don't play competitive games anymore.

[arctic talon]

I like fighting games too much

Even if I’m old and decrepit I will still play them

[dapper gyro]

Fighting games don't have team, so it is easier to digest.

[queen laurel]

What's the fighting game you're currently sinking your time into

[queen laurel]

that's until you hear this is daigo with the 16360 neutral footsie breaker combo

[young pecan]

You can tell that habitual MOBA creatures have been seeping into Deadlock

[arctic talon]

Deadlock is a MOBA

[young pecan]

People going 0/7 and bitching at the team

[arctic talon]

But it’s also a closed beta/alpha

For now

[young pecan]

Yeah but it's new

[arctic talon]

So the worst of it is at bay

lol

[young pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/davy-jones-for-now-gif-19155526

[arctic talon]

Guilty gear strive, Granblue fantasy versus rising, street fighter 6, 2XKO(for now)

I’m not sure if I’ll continue with 2XKO

Because no motion inputs

[rocky gale]

Jgl going 0/14 and then flaming me on Mid who's 5/0

[arctic talon]

And it’s a tag fighter

[queen laurel]

What fighting game architype do you usually play

[arctic talon]

At least deadlock doesn’t have a jungler

[arctic talon]

Air dasher/anime fighters

UNI2 is another game I really like

I only play SF6 because it’s absurdly popular

lol

[queen laurel]

fighting game archetypes my guy like grapplers and rushdowns

[dapper gyro]

The new Marvel fighting game is interesting.

[arctic talon]

Oh

[queen laurel]

What do you usually play

[dapper gyro]

Marvel Tonken or something.

[queen laurel]

marvel tokon fighting souls

[dapper gyro]

Also we have a SoulCal remaster...

[arctic talon]

Rush down or focused around a secondary resource they need to gain or restore

lol

Tokon is cool because they gave doom Aegis reflector

[queen laurel]

Oh yes into the fighting game asks but is Marisa from Street Fighter a brawler

[arctic talon]

Idk

[young pecan]

SORT of a downside in some ways

[arctic talon]

She’s a big body

[young pecan]

Jungle is sort of the barrier in other games from letting fed lanes get out of control

[dapper gyro]

40K fighting game when?

[young pecan]

In Deadlock people will murderize their lanes and then ransack that entire side of the map's jungle

[queen laurel]

yeah big bodies usually split into two things grappler or brawlers

[young pecan]

Then murderize the entire match

[queen laurel]

brawlers apparently main characteristic is powering through attacks with armor

and they hit really hard

[arctic talon]

Then yeah she’s a brawler

lol

[dapper gyro]

One thing I dislike about SF is the zoners.

[arctic talon]

She doesn’t have any good command grabs

[dapper gyro]

Turtle the whole game.

[arctic talon]

All of SF6’s zoners are weak as hell at zoning

Aside from JP

Guile would rather play footises in 6

Same with sagat

Which is cursed

[queen laurel]

speaking of was balrog also a brawler

or was he like a rush down

[arctic talon]

Rush down

He wants to be in your face

Asap

[plush mason]

is there any pvp game that doesnt have a toxic as hell community?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu4pv9UaBPs

@queen laurel wherent you playing SOSE2?

[queen laurel]

I was

[opaque coyote]

No

There are definitely those that are less toxic though

[queen laurel]

Got you

[opaque coyote]

For example

Somebody will be less salty in CoD by average

[plush mason]

yeah pvp brings out the worst in people

[opaque coyote]

But as soon as you go to like

Dead by Daylight

Be prepared to hear slurs at a minimum

[opaque coyote]

Makes sense. Have you seen sports fans

I now understand British football hooligans

And also American Football fans

And why they go absolutely apeshit

It's something in our brain that returns in monke

[near wasp]

When I play call of duty I deliberately use the RPG direct impacting people until they lose there mind and start calling me slurs

Ik i'm scum

[lament shoal]

The chaplains of the founding chapters don't believe in the divinity of the emperor right?

[near wasp]

I'm sure individuals Marines might but not as a whole organization

Hell grimadus doesn't and he's the reclussarch of the black templats

[storm jungle]

^

[valid needle]

That was pre black templar retcon

All black Templars believe in his divinity now.

[storm jungle]

One example from me; my Blood Angels Successors believe in the Emperor being simpyl a great man but some in the Chapter religiously worship/look to Sanguinius.

The Chaplains/ruling commanding astartes dont stamp this out because its generally harmless.

But they sometimes get into arguments among each other on the fact that treating Sanguinius as a deity figure is in poor taste and that he should instead be remembered as a proper exempler hero instead.

etc etc

thats just one from me lol

[valid needle]

Helsreach was before black Templars got retconned and changed from the most zealous Imperial Truth believers into the most zealous Imperial Creed believers.

[languid meadow]

the founding legions and their opinions on the emperor are some of the more interesting parts of space marines

[arctic talon]

Be like the Libators and drink blood to offer sacrifices to the emperor and Guilliman

[storm jungle]

Yeah tho warhammer surface media makes it seem as if EVERY Chapter is religious

[arctic talon]

The Libators are fucking hilarious

[storm jungle]

its why this point is one of the most misunderstood ones

[arctic talon]

You know what the emperor wants

[languid meadow]

"the Emperor is the all-father but also just a dude" - space wolves yeah whatever bub

[arctic talon]

On his throne

He’s thirsty

Therefore we must give him lots of tasty blood to drink

[languid meadow]

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

[lament shoal]

Made my homebrew chapter logo last night, ty Dilara for telling me about kapwing

[storm jungle]

Lmao you're welcome

tho only edit from me

remove the rods in the center

enlarge the skull to max size

[lament shoal]

I'll try that ty

[storm jungle]

yeah remember this is gonna be on a pauldron

so minimalism is key

[lament shoal]

Fair point

[storm jungle]

🫡

[daring creek]

Is this a loyalist chapter

[lament shoal]

Yea

[languid meadow]

Unless you know

you have a book symbol

[daring creek]

Makes sense

[languid meadow]

idk why those ones get pretty complex and annoyinng

[lament shoal]

They're pirate themed if that wasn't already apparent lol

[daring creek]

I instantly thought of the chaos symbol tbh

[storm jungle]

how

it doesnt even look like it

lmao

[daring creek]

Isn't the Chaos symbol based off that wheel

[storm jungle]

No...?

[daring creek]

Ah

[storm jungle]

why the fuck would a chaos symbol be based on a ship steering wheel

[daring creek]

hold on

[rocky gale]

My chapter doesn't have a logo because they feel they aren't worthy of it (I also don't want to have to paint one on the shoulders)

[lament shoal]

I think the confusion might be coming from the fact that the wheel also has 8 points like the chaos symbol

[storm jungle]

Yeah but thats kinda it really

also another suggestion

take a look at the Imperial Navy logo

which is also parodying a ship wheel

can try to discern it from there as well a bit

so it looks less "friendly"

[lament shoal]

Maybe make I could make it more spiky like that

Still learning the kapwing editing tools tho so it might take me a bit lol

[shadow plover]

did y'all talk about this yet

[storm jungle]

Yeah abit ago

its hilarious

[shadow plover]

whatever you roll, Vect will snuff you out

[storm jungle]

🤔

[arctic talon]

You’re bad for competition

The funny thing is ascendent lords can be haemonculi or succubi

Not just archons

So Vect poaching a haemonculi for the black heart is really fucking funny

Conceptually

[rocky gale]

The venerable symbol that my chapter are no longer worthy of bearing

[lament shoal]

Bear

https://tenor.com/view/bear-breakcore-camera-face-mouth-open-gif-27070534

[rocky gale]

They used to be called "The Forbearers"

[arctic talon]

LOL

[rocky gale]

But they didn't forbear enough, so now they're "The Forgotten" ||Their heretic element are "The Forgiven"||

One day, when I write a 40k novel. I will feature a scene where two brothers come across a Forbearer relic bearing this symbol and they will treat it with great reverence and respect and awe as well as sadness at being unworthy of it. The book will not describe what the symbol looks like, but it's this. It will look like this.

[opaque coyote]

The 3DS is still new though right...?

[daring creek]

Nope

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-gif-4679601

[celest dome]

Don't worry,j it's Skyrim Perfection edition, it came out last year

[languid meadow]

Halo 3 turned 18 today

[young pecan]

The fact that this table is just useless gameplay-wise

At least I would imagine

I don't play tabletop

[celest dome]

I'm rewatching Castlevania, and again wish that the next tide game be set upon it 🙏

[shadow plover]

It's to avoid snowballing and getting tol powerful during the crusade campaign I reckon

[misty vector]

Ooh thats a cool idea

[young pecan]

Normal or Nocturne?

[arctic talon]

It’s for flavor

It’s also insanely hard to accomplish

If you control all 12 districts fully

You’ve basically have had no losses at all

lol

If there’s another drukhari player

You can always give them territory

[celest dome]

Normal as of now

Finishing season 2 rn

[young pecan]

The first Castlevania show was wonderful every step of the way

Nocturne

It's uhh

Okay

[chrome owl]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-funny-embed-fail-goose-goose-embed-fail-gif-25175587

[cyan abyss]

shind

lets try that again

[outer wave]

Need to talk in here for a bit

[cyan abyss]

shind

[outer wave]

You dont have the role to post properly embedded gifs

[chrome owl]

Need a red name (convict role) for embeds

[outer wave]

Yeh

[cyan abyss]

the more you know

[celest dome]

I don't dislike it, but haven't seen the 2nd season of it yet

[cyan abyss]

castlevania?

[celest dome]

Yes

[young pecan]

I don't think there was a second season when I watched

[cyan abyss]

first season started slow but oh my god

second season is a gourmet meal

7 courses

[young pecan]

I just really didn't like the girl who kept groaning at the main character while also sabotaging at the same time

And after her pride fucked everything up at the mansion event she didn't learn from this at all and bitched at main character some more

[cyan abyss]

😄

yeah

[cyan abyss]

if you wanna keep watching, learn to ignore her 😭

[celest dome]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/XMhm9lDHtW8AAAAd/maria-renard-castlevania.gif

Can't seem to make embed work abymore

Too tired

[young pecan]

I meant the black girl if that's in response to me

[cyan abyss]

yes

[young pecan]

The backstory was cool but she was insufferable

[celest dome]

Anyway, this could work in Battle fantasy if they did a Ghur Magister

[cyan abyss]

i thought both the daughter and the black girl were kinda... 🙄

the mother was cool

[storm jungle]

Guys im sorry but are we watching this shit for the plot

im just here to oogle at hot people

[cyan abyss]

hard to oogle at the hot people when some of them are written poorly 😭

[outer wave]

Hot people are hot

[cyan abyss]

fair point though

[outer wave]

End of discussion

[celest dome]

Alucard 🤝

[storm jungle]

^

[celest dome]

But mostly the combat animations

[cyan abyss]

not if their personality is that of a four year old

[storm jungle]

the writing is legit the last thing i care about ngl lmao

im here to be entertained

[outer wave]

If they dont act like 4? I do not care

Also ngl no idea what show we're talking about

I probably didn't watch it lmao

[young pecan]

LMFAO

The villain with goat hoof heels doe...

[cyan abyss]

Mother

[cyan abyss]

We were talking about Castlevania Nocturne. For me personally the writing and personality matter a lot, so even if a character is hot I lose interest if they feel poorly written.

[rose thorn]

god i hated castlevania nocturne season 1

lmao

[celest dome]

Ghur: "Crow's Feast

[rose thorn]

i need to try season 2

[cyan abyss]

much better imo

[rose thorn]

oh good

[nocturne crest]

Between Ravenguard, Nightlords, Dark Eldar and Harlequinns, which group is the best at stealth?

[arctic talon]

Dark eldar

[outer wave]

Oh that's absolutely fair

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/Stjv--PDG4c?si=sWEkUkZU_Pj2uRwD

[late verge]

Why haven't the tyranids evolved into a pathogen that immediately breaks down all carbon based matter into useable biomass. That's basically what a virus bomb does so there is precedent for such a thing in universe?

Ofc ik the doylist answer is "cause big cool monster that fight big space man" but I'd like to know if theres any lore that comes close to talking about something like this

[celest dome]

Cause it wouldn't be cool

[languid meadow]

the same reason the necrons don't use all their god killing weapons

the plot

[celest dome]

And you wouldn't really be able to sell mini if they did

[storm jungle]

^

if this wasnt a tabletop game the Tyranids would prob be unstoppable with the bioform shit they could do.

Leviathan has a bit where the Hivemind directly "convinces" a servitor maintaining a hive city's reactors to deactivate and blow the entire thing up lol

[late verge]

.-.

[storm jungle]

Theres literally no other answer lol

its just plot

[late verge]

yeah I know i just wanted to know if there was any like weird funny bioform i havent heard of that does something liek this

[storm jungle]

There is bioforms that do something similiar but its on a REALLY small scale

[late verge]

Elaborate if u can pls? I love nidders

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Species_of_Tyranid

wait no i mixed it up

I swear there was one like it uhhh

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Venomthrope

I THINK the Venomthrope?

[late verge]

Nurgle nids ❤️

Yay ❤️

[nocturne crest]

So if someone was to make an eldar version of the space marine series, what would it be called?

[glossy sonnet]

Aspect Warrior

[tough haven]

Its literally just aspect warriors

[nocturne crest]

Got it.

See, I thought it would have just been called Eldar.

[tough haven]

Oh I didnt see the series part

I thought you were asking "What if space marine but eldar"

and thats literally what aspect warriors are You'd never know it by reading the books though

[glossy sonnet]

like anyones reading eldar books anyway

[arctic talon]

I do

smh

[raven stone]

Lore chat I have a social etiquette/dating lore question.
…would you say looking someone up on LinkedIn counts as stalking? Especially if they had wanted to keep their real name on the low down for…whatever reasons (without it being illegal reasons ofc)?

[arctic talon]

Not really, but I would not bring up what you learn on it

lol

It’s fine to look at people’s social media

[storm jungle]

Yeah it can come across as weird unless they also bring it up etc

[arctic talon]

But I would not talk about stuff on it unless I’ve added them/they’ve added me

Ect.

[storm jungle]

^

[nocturne crest]

I was just wondering what the name could be if they didn't want to go with Eldar.

[storm jungle]

Eldar is the species name

[arctic talon]

Eldar is also ambiguous

[raven stone]

I think they checked and knew I looked at it, but I didn’t bring it up in conversation…
They then sent me a message saying I made a poor social decision

[arctic talon]

Aspect warrior is also 2 words like space marine

[hallow plover]

People see that you look at their profile on linkedin tho

[dapper gyro]

Personally, I'd rather be safe than be sorry.

[storm jungle]

That too yeah lol

[rose thorn]

Just saying Genestealer cults have outstealthed eldar

[raven stone]

Yea I figured that is probably what happened. Nobody else brought up the stalking angle before her though, so…

[nocturne crest]

Right, but isn't Space marine the classification name of those humans?

[rose thorn]

(Probably with the help of their natural shadow of the warp)

[raven stone]

It’s a fair take after this time, I suppose.

[storm jungle]

I mean i guess...?

I dont really get it so lol

[arctic talon]

My glorious GOAT, show up in dark heresy

[opaque coyote]

You already said the doylist answer.

But in my personal opinion. It's because they need to travel towards planets for their biomass.

They can't evolve into a pathogen because they need to keep some form to travel.

There also needs to be some level of intelligence to direct all the Tyranids. It is a Hive mind after all.

It's like how we can't just eat plankton. Our bodies weren't made for it and neither are the Tyranids.

If they are natural, it must be a limitation of their biology.

If they are a bioweapon, they need some way to propagate, destroy, and move on.

[late verge]

thank you!

[lament shoal]

There's no instance in rogue trader where he doesn't die though

Even if you side with him in the end, Ulfar just kills him off screen lol

[opaque coyote]

Either way, cool bugs slaughtering people is way more interesting than them just getting infected and dying

[nocturne crest]

Fair enough. Aspect Warrior makes more sense to the name this theorical game than Eldar.

[late verge]

lol true

i just enjoy coming up with retroactive explanations for things that GW probably didn't think about at all

[opaque coyote]

Also heard people asking why they don't use photosynthesis.

That's because of two reasons.

1. Unable to eat sunlight

2. Even plants need other things like water and carbon to use that sunlight. The Tyranids eat everything on the planet until it is basically a barren rock floating in space. Every piece of energy that the planet will ever produce in its lifetime is basically sucked away.

[storm jungle]

So counterpoint to all of these points

[opaque coyote]

3. big bugs cool

[storm jungle]

The hivemind is said to be the master at biological smithing

so literally all these points can be just handwaved and fixed lol

[opaque coyote]

Oh

[storm jungle]

it literally just boils down to "big bugs cool"

[opaque coyote]

So

Point 3 then

[storm jungle]

we also got account of tyranid spores actually "fighting" ork spores on a microscopic level

so them just being a phage as an option is supported even more by this

💀

[opaque coyote]

Can you actually like inhale Tyranid spores by accident

Get infected and die

Same with Ork Spores

Like can you accidentally breath one in and have a Tyranid/Ork pop out

[storm jungle]

Yes, you'll gradually die

if you are also wounded in a tyranid spore filled atmosphere even a single cut can infect the wound and quickly kill you

theres an example of it in the 9th edition codex where a survivor during an invasion cuts their leg on a rock and ruptures their suit

and they just leave him there to die since theres no saving him lmao

[opaque coyote]

So I guess you can say that they do the virus bomb thing. They just use both that and bugs

[storm jungle]

Its mostly as a terraforming thing but yeah

[storm jungle]

Thats not how ork spores work so no

Nid ones are actively hostile

down to every microbe in their living bodies as well

its why all you can do with tyranid remains is burn them as even their corpses are dangerous

[opaque coyote]

Well that is terrifying

[opaque coyote]

So if you actually beat back a Tyranid incursion to your planet somehow

But it's partially terraformed

Do you just have Tyranids on the planet

[storm jungle]

Yes, Wild tyranids can also asexually reproduce

[storm jungle]

By that point you are already basically doomed

theres no saving a planet that much into an invasion

[lament shoal]

Certified Ahriman classic

[opaque coyote]

So even if you somehow beat the invasion force.

You now got a literal homegrown one

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[opaque coyote]

And at that point you should just exterminatus

[young pecan]

In 300 years when the 40k setting finally gets an ending, I wonder if it'll be because tyranids started being efficient instead of cool and killed everyone or everyone banded together to kill the tyranids

[storm jungle]

Definitlely Nids winning lol

[young pecan]

Everyone*

[storm jungle]

they'll basically be the Skaven in the End Times

[opaque coyote]

Jokes on you, it's now Battlemace 40 million

[storm jungle]

aka just endless and eating planets nobody cares about

[young pecan]

That's what I would guess

[rose thorn]

Any idea what kind of animal claw this is supposed to be?

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I can imagine an actual change to the status quo more than an actual ending

[young pecan]

Aeldari and Tau kiss and stuff and demolish the Imperium of man

[lament shoal]

Lol is vermintide 2 just the team struggling against the inevitable

[young pecan]

Semi good ending

[storm jungle]

Even when it came out that was always the case yes lol

[young pecan]

I actually have no idea what those two factions think of each other

[storm jungle]

Nothing.

Eldar dont care about Tau, and Tau havent encountered Eldar enough to form a cohesive opinion.

they are ironically 2 factions that barely have had any contact

[lament shoal]

So are we set to see the end of warhammer fantasy soon then?

[young pecan]

Makes sense

[opaque coyote]

Tbh

I would imagine the Emperor finally implodes.

And instead of what is predicted, a new dark king, all of the shards fly out and now there's a bunch of mini Emperors around. With the Imperium being completely shattered

[storm jungle]

Soon? Its been dead for almost a decade

[lament shoal]

I mean they're dropping new stuff for it every now and then so I thought it was still going

[storm jungle]

Thats Old World

Fantasy is gone

AOS is the current timeline

[lament shoal]

Ah gotcha

[young pecan]

The menace below would never win Dilara

[storm jungle]

yeah basically Old World is pre-end times before even Karl Franz

[opaque coyote]

Also I think the one time the T'au did encounter Eldar technology. They were basically like

"So how does it work?"

"Idk this is made out of crystals. The gun doesn't even have a trigger."

[young pecan]

What is Age of Sigmar

/j

[storm jungle]

yeet

[opaque coyote]

Sigmar is great.

But at the same time, because Tiktok brainrot has ruined me

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/deviantar-ismartal-warhammer-fantasy-snotling-wagon-greenskin-gif-15886985

[opaque coyote]

I just keep thinking of

"Sigma Male"

And I hate it

[lament shoal]

So where does age of sigmar fall in the timeline?

[storm jungle]

Right at the end

[opaque coyote]

So Everytime I try to read a story with Sigmar in it

[storm jungle]

its the current timeline

aka the ongoing plot following the destruction of WHF

[rose thorn]

“AOS lore- oh nvm”

[lament shoal]

Gotcha

[opaque coyote]

I just imagine him looking like Andrew Tate, but he actually has a chin.

[lament shoal]

So the skaven haven't destroyed everything just yet I take it

[storm jungle]

Where, in WHF?

[spring cairn]

it's right after throgg pissed on sigvald's corpse, something like that

[lament shoal]

Nah in sigmar

[storm jungle]

Nah

in AOS theres way more factions beating each others asses, but mostly Chaos'

[rose thorn]

Skaven destroyed half of aqhsy’s livable land lmao

[opaque coyote]

Please correct me if I am wrong.

But Warhammer Fantasy: Old World got destroyed.

Then a new universe was created and that's AoS.

Right?

[storm jungle]

yes

its a continuation

its the same universe

[opaque coyote]

Oh

[lament shoal]

Does the vermintide crew end up dying at the end?

[opaque coyote]

Did it essentially go through a comic reboot

[storm jungle]

We dont know yet but since the entire planet blows up probably

[storm jungle]

Kinda.

[rose thorn]

Last edition’s entire event was going from like, 10% of AOS belonging to non chaos to like 15%

[storm jungle]

WHF was basically dead weight

and losing GW money

[lament shoal]

Bruh they got the Cadia treatment 😭

[storm jungle]

Yep lol

Sigmar is the only human left alive as a demi-god

and hes left cradling the core of the planet

all alone, with everyone dead

its fucking terrible lol

[lament shoal]

So how does everyone make a return in AOS?

[arctic talon]

Whfb made less money

Then one marine kit

[opaque coyote]

"Dammit... they told me that the Blackstone fortress was brand new. Never trust Temuzztch sellers."

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

he basically glides through the cosmos in ultra-depression for possibly a thousand years before a celestial dragon of sorts helps him to the "mortal realms", the bodies formed by the pre-existing magical winds from the WHF setting

from there its a LONG story but basically he recovers most of the reamining main gods from WHF

and they prosper for a while before chaos comes knocking

[arctic talon]

For non chaos human souls stormcast

For elf

Puked up by slaanesh

[lament shoal]

Gotcha

[storm jungle]

Its more than that tbh

but like

this is A LOT of lore

[arctic talon]

I’m like

Oversimplifying

heavily

[storm jungle]

AOS has an entire cosmic mythology to it

[arctic talon]

INCARNATE TIME

[storm jungle]

Let him COOK 🗣️

[rose thorn]

Sigmar guided them to aos

Thanks WiFi very cool

Like an hour late

[arctic talon]

Sugmar dick chaos

-sigmar in AoS during the realmgate wars

[dapper gyro]

We are still on the topic, you good Maggie.

[arctic talon]

Shame those books sucked

Mostly

lol

[storm jungle]

They are like 40 years old its fine

[rose thorn]

Yay

[lament shoal]

Age of Sigma

[rose thorn]

🦌 Kurnoth’s chosen will rise 🦌

[dapper gyro]

Dig through old lore to see what is still canon and what is obsolete... It's fun.

[rose thorn]

Oh realmgate wars and age of sigmar legends?

[arctic talon]

AoS had an insane amount of effort put into its cosmology

lol

[dapper gyro]

Then you have some interconnected lore between the 2...

[arctic talon]

The campaign books were fine

The novels were

Let’s call them mixed to be generous

lol

[young pecan]

I forgor, did the lizardmen gods survive Old World?

Guessing no

[rose thorn]

They did

They used a space ship!

[arctic talon]

The old ones? They left way earlier

As for lizard men as a whole

[rose thorn]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

A lot survived via space ships

Unfortunately some got killed by skaven

[rose thorn]

And also copied sigmar’s homework

[arctic talon]

Or giant rocks

[young pecan]

I knew some of the lizards left on space ships but not that the gods themselves did

Good for them

[arctic talon]

Their Gods left way earlier in whfb’s timeline

Like when the maelstrom first opened

[rose thorn]

There’s some AOS characters who are reincarnations of long dead seraphon

[arctic talon]

Sotek is alive still

[young pecan]

"Yeah nah I'm good"

[arctic talon]

The skinks found a uh

Portal into his pocket realm

[young pecan]

Reincarnations of lizardmen from Old World right?

[arctic talon]

And that’s what the ark of sotek is now

It’s a portal

To the snake realm

[young pecan]

Oh to be a skink

Rest on a rock

Trade some trinkets and such

Sunbathe

[arctic talon]

You even can live in a city of sigmar in AoS

And brutally murder chaos cultists

[young pecan]

Now this is epic

Lizardmen and Humans are more chill in AoS?

[arctic talon]

Much more

Though they still fight sometimes

The lizardmen(mostly) live in space

There’s 2 different types of them essentially

[young pecan]

I'm going to guess God's favorites and ones that exist in jungles

[arctic talon]

There’s starborn who are weird much more magical angelic ones

That literally descend from the heavens

And the coalesced which are much more similar to whfb lizardmen

But nicer(generally)

The starborn pretty much show up, murder shit and leave back to their space ships

[young pecan]

The Coalesced still live in space or are they in their own settlements on land?

[arctic talon]

They have their settlements on land

Also the skaven have genetically instilled ptsd from lustria

And the lizardmen literally terraform the areas they fight and live in to be more like lustria

Basically it sucks even more to be a skaven now

[young pecan]

Good

I thought they were still super powerful though

[arctic talon]

The skaven made things sucking everyone else’s issue

They are

They’re still very strong

[young pecan]

At least judging from that one kinda recent trailer

The Lightning Soldiers or whatever they're called who are constantly reborn

[storm jungle]

Yeah they are strong, the issue is their opposition is also very strong lol

[storm jungle]

Stormcast

"lightning soldiers" 💀

[young pecan]

Those

LMAO

[storm jungle]

made me fucking wince

and im not even a huge AOS fan

[rose thorn]

The ones that got OBLITERATED and souls were like dead dead

[arctic talon]

Stormcast have a skill issue

It’s called being the poster child

Therefore they get their asses beaten the most

[lament shoal]

Are the Skaven still a thing in AOS?

[young pecan]

Yeah the skaven were erupting skyscraper tunnels and structures in that trailer

Genuinely crazy

[arctic talon]

Yep

Also the skaven invented easy teleportation

Gnawholes

They can literally mine holes through reality

For big teleportation tunnels

[lament shoal]

"Yeah lets bring back the species that literally ended the world prior, that's a great idea."

[arctic talon]

Downside is they still need to travel the physical distance while building the gnawhole

[lament shoal]

Lmao

[arctic talon]

Well

No one brought them back

The great horn rat saved them

At the end of whfb

[lament shoal]

Ah gotcha

[arctic talon]

Skavenblight got shunted into its own pocket dimension

And it’s even bigger

And even more awful now

It’s like a disease on the world lol

they gave the skaven a comorroagh equivalent

[languid meadow]

god I love AoS

my only gripe is a bunch of characters have been reduced to basic leader models

[young pecan]

Whatever, go my Lightning Soldiers

[languid meadow]

wait did they obliterate Ikits old model (Warlock engineer)

[young pecan]

Been meaning to get more into the lore

[languid meadow]

I can't find it in the store now

THEY KILLED HIS MODEL

NOOOOOOO

hopefully that means he'll get one down the line

this is me coping that Ikrit is Ikit ngl

[nocturne crest]

I have returned with a silly question: If you had to merge the themes of two space marines legions in one, so the total number of space marine legions by the time of the heresy would be 9, what would any of you pick to merge?

For example, merging the blood angels and space wolves to make Italian artistic vampiric werewolf vikings.

[sacred ginkgo]

Put ultramarines imperial fists black templars and salamanders all in a ball so we can ignore all of them at once

[unique bronze]

Loyalists side?

[nocturne crest]

Loyalist side or traitor side.

[unique bronze]

Things that come to my head would be like Dark Angels + Salamanders

[young pecan]

Ultramarines and Salamanders

The ultimate Turbo Racist creation

[nocturne crest]

So basically like the idea of Romans in China?

[unique bronze]

Or uhh, Dark Angels plus Space Wolves

Then it just turns into a legion that can hunt anything, is my head canon if that would be a thing

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if they would turn into were-lions instead.

[storm jungle]

non-wolf Werebeasts is a concept that is criminally unexplored in fiction so thats got my vote lol

[nocturne crest]

Would GW get away with making werebats or would DC sue them for stealing the idea of Man-bat.

[storm jungle]

No because you cannot own the concept of an animal-person lol

just like the Wolfman its public domain

[young pecan]

D&D just barely touches on them at all

[nocturne crest]

Just you wait until Nintendo gets you Dilara.

[young pecan]

There's wererats, and a couple of other were-things

[storm jungle]

Lmao

[storm jungle]

Yeah some other settings do it better

Werewolf the Apocalypse is one of my favs for it

you can be a Wereshark, its amazing

[young pecan]

A wereshark sounds fucking awesome

[storm jungle]

Yeah its great

[young pecan]

That's such a childish joy but I love it

[storm jungle]

also a Werespider (its fucking disgusting)

[languid meadow]

I love WoD werebeasts

[young pecan]

That also sounds awesome

[languid meadow]

it just sucks the fucking wolves killed most of htem

[nocturne crest]

What about werebugs...

[young pecan]

Spiders are cool

[nocturne crest]

A werespider sounds terrifying.

[storm jungle]

100% sure it exists

lemme check

[languid meadow]

WE NEED A SCALPEL TO TAKE ON THE WYRM

KILL ALL OTHER WEREBEASTS WHO ARE THE SCALPEL

GLorious

[unique bronze]

A scalpe?

[languid meadow]

typing too fast

[storm jungle]

Okay so they exist but unfortunately not a lot of lore
https://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Insect_Races

[young pecan]

Have you ever seen the amnesiac spider in space episode of Love Death & Robots

[storm jungle]

HATE.

[nocturne crest]

fuck

[unique bronze]

Get the Flamer

[storm jungle]

Theres a ton of options too

[young pecan]

Ew spider boobs

[valid needle]

Space wolves and Dark Angels

[nocturne crest]

FUCK

[young pecan]

Spiders aren't supposed to have boobs

[nocturne crest]

Get rid of it.

[young pecan]

Those boobs are just made of chitin

Not even squishy

[nocturne crest]

Okay, I'm not seeing it anymore, I'm fine now.

[valid needle]

So you get piss drunk Vikings but with knight aesthetic instead of wolf wolf wolfy I’m a wolf aesthetic.

[storm jungle]

Now imagine watching a person transform into this before they kill you.

Nah man id rather fucking kill myself for you first bruh

[young pecan]

The spider babies crawling off the legs too

[nocturne crest]

Sorry about that. The image literally trigger some sort of panic in me.

[young pecan]

Christ man

[storm jungle]

As a person whos extremely arachnophobic i get you dont worry

[unique bronze]

"Lemme save you the trouble" moment

[young pecan]

I'll wrap myself in the web and shoot myself just don't touch me man

[unique bronze]

[storm jungle]

theres a reason my WtA character is a werewolf

[nocturne crest]

Wait, what if they were still knights, but they turned into were-swans instead.

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/zesty-cat-niklas-cat-tongue-gif-9842551414196208576

[languid meadow]

playing a werewolf in werewolf the apocalypse

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[storm jungle]

very original I know right

[unique bronze]

Sounds like a comic I know lmao

[storm jungle]

also shes a Bonegnawer so even worse

[languid meadow]

almost like playing a vampire in vampire the masquerade

[unique bronze]

Actually decent plot, I forgot the title tho

Same author that made Crossed if anyones familiar with that messed up comic

[languid meadow]

oh god

[storm jungle]

Garth Ennis? God

[nocturne crest]

Wait, would a Salamander and space wolves fusion have space marines turn into were-dragons?

[storm jungle]

Yep were-drakes

which is a pretty cool idea honestly

minus going berserk as a lizard like its Spiderman and killing people i guess

or uhh violently burning them alive

rip

[nocturne crest]

Killer croc marines sounds dope.

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lizard-marvel-i-sense-that-you're-worried-concerned-gif-4100259007469408531

you tell em Dr Connors

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/killer-croc-arkham-asylum-gif-25593750

[unique bronze]

Do space wolves actually turn into were wolves?

[vagrant fox]

weirdass argonian

[storm jungle]

Yes lmao

[unique bronze]

Thats the first I've heard of that

[vagrant fox]

Yes

[storm jungle]

I got bad news

[unique bronze]

[storm jungle]

their dreadnaught pilots can also turn into werewolves

[nocturne crest]

Their legs become like wolf legs.

[storm jungle]

[unique bronze]

Dear lawd

[storm jungle]

and

stop me if you havent guessed it yet

they are called THE WULFEN

[unique bronze]

Here I thought they were just space vikings or something

[nocturne crest]

Christ, I got an awful idea for a model. Chaos lord with some chaos Wulfen on a leash. Call it Heretic Tamer or something.

[surreal nest]

Im replaying dead space and the fucking scene of Issac playing tug of war with the captains body against the injector enemy got me actually laughing

[languid meadow]

people shit on it but I kind of like the wulfen

they're a cool flaw

[vagrant fox]

I wish they were just vikings maybe then their entire naming convention wouldn't be wolf-thing

[languid meadow]

a bit too samey to like the black rage

but still cool

[storm jungle]

Bro is just trying to do his job

[unique bronze]

So they transform while theyre in their power armor?

[storm jungle]

I need to check but i think so

its some real dumb shit

[vagrant fox]

Pretty sure yes

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Wulfen

lets take a read

[unique bronze]

they kinda look like the beastfolk from AoS on this one kekw

[nocturne crest]

From what I understood, they were just space marines that got stronger while getting more animal features while being able to use chaos weapons, yet still had their normal intelligence.

[outer wave]

They could go the extra step and make actual human faced wolves as an advanced version of wulfen

[vagrant fox]

fuckin' space wolves with their wolflords and their wolfships and their stupid wolfshipmen it's so stupid

[surreal nest]

Him screaming what the fuck just makes it so much better i love the remake so much

[nocturne crest]

I would say the current Wulfen are less intelligent than the death company marines.

[storm jungle]

ah okay so

you either become one during the trials

or cna turn into one later in your career

so basically Blood Angels shit

[languid meadow]

yeah again they're cool

but too close to the black rage

[surreal nest]

I think the wulfen wouldn't be as bad if they didnt have the genuine ugliest models ever why couldn't they just be pure werewolves

[languid meadow]

imo

[surreal nest]

Like genuinely wulfen were the only thing stopping me from getting into space wolves

[storm jungle]

you're a furry youre biased

[arctic talon]

Because people said the original ones looked too human

So we got the really ugly ones

[nocturne crest]

For something to be considered a were transformation, does it always have to be an animal?

[surreal nest]

Shoulda just gone full werewolf

[valid needle]

If space wolves were more Viking than furry I would literally switch to SW immediately.

[unique bronze]

What did the Original ones look like

[storm jungle]

Basically yeah, thats the original concept of it

[surreal nest]

Bro these are actually sick

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-squarepants-angry-ripping-gif-25651719

[surreal nest]

That is exactly what I wanted from wulfen

[storm jungle]

AAA-

[languid meadow]

Werewolf space marines are fucking cool

[nocturne crest]

Like, could something as silly as Were-Redcoats exist?

[storm jungle]

Right above there

honestly i like it much more

literally just Wolfmen

some kind of Wulfmen even

VVolfmen

Vulfperson

[unique bronze]

I like how that chainsword has like teeth on it lmao

would that even work

[nocturne crest]

Like, you just slowly turn into a red coat from the American War of Independence in the full-moon

[valid needle]

Speaking of space wolves

[arctic talon]

Sven vulfbad

Or is it badvulf

Idfr

Chaos space wolves real

[valid needle]

Did any of the space wolf traitors that joined Horus turn into wulfen? The Dark Wolves or whatever they were called.

[outer wave]

What if I shoved the Canix Helix improperly into a heretic? Do they become wulfen heretics?

[unique bronze]

Ooh

[nocturne crest]

Yeah.

Literally one of them was half space wolves, half sons of horus.

[storm jungle]

Dark Wolves led by Sven Vulfbad

I cannot fucking do this anymore

im so tired boss

💀

[outer wave]

Im sure he says his iconic phrase to his warband "Grrr, Im bad to the bone!"

[storm jungle]

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bone-gif-9583965047034155743

[valid needle]

Vulfbad = Wolfbad = Bad Dog

[nocturne crest]

There's bound to be a space wolves chapter called the Dire Wolves in the future.

[surreal nest]

Shouldn't be so funny to me

[storm jungle]

we already got the Wolf Spears so-

[outer wave]

Wolf Swords

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[outer wave]

Wolf Axes

Wolf Shields

[storm jungle]

The wya hes trying to fucking grab the corpse too

[outer wave]

Wolf Wolves

[valid needle]

Wolf’s wolves

[nocturne crest]

Wolf Hounds

[surreal nest]

He looked more mad than scared that this fucking thing was gonna take the corpse its so good

[outer wave]

The only Dire Wolf I want in 40k

[nocturne crest]

Imagine if there was a space horses chapter, that had Horsen.

[storm jungle]

please no

Berserk Chapter 1 traumatized me as is

among uh other things

[outer wave]

Me when the horse says "Hell no!" and looks at me funny 💀

[nocturne crest]

Their leader would be Dominus Maniibus

[storm jungle]

you had to google that didnt you

[nocturne crest]

Yes.

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-cat-cat-my-honest-reaction-cat-with-the-hat-cat-in-the-hat-gif-25359607

[surreal nest]

Just reminded me that my neo nazi ex friend has my 500 dollars worth of deluxe berserk books

😟

[outer wave]

Bruuuuuuuuuh

Did he make Guts his personality?

[storm jungle]

WHAT

[surreal nest]

Probably not because guts had a woman who loved him

https://tenor.com/view/skating-basketball-slam-dunk-ice-gif-24361241

[storm jungle]

DAMN