Probably cause it is a viby Ork discord now
#40k-lore-chat
celest dome
crystal forum
what if i'm having fun
valid needle
All the content collectively it is
All the animations. Lore videos, free mini every year. There’s lots of benefits.
sacred ginkgo
what if i'm having fun
You aren't
crystal forum
You aren't
source?
sacred ginkgo
Scrying
shadow plover
but vet is the least fun 😔
sacred ginkgo
Haven't played the new arena yet
dapper gyro
Or worse, trappers.
arctic talon
Ngl
sacred ginkgo
Too busy enjoying the new shitstorm that is auric
arctic talon
I can handle 1 morbillion trappers
I cannot handle 1 morbillion plasma gunners
Because there’s more then trappers it feels like
And I feel like I explode the moment they touch me
sacred ginkgo
I cannot handle 1 morbillion plasma gunners
Smoke grenades
dapper gyro
You are lucky that it is not lore accurate plasma damage.
crystal forum
Except for when I get a wave with 1 morbillion plasma gunners
i found the strat
get shield grenades as vet
sacred ginkgo
You are lucky that it is not lore accurate plasma damage.
Its pretty close
crystal forum
i saved my pub team in auric mortis with shield grenades
sacred ginkgo
Oh well as zealot you just pop fotf and hope you force a melee swap when you get there
Or shroudfield
Because that works now
sacred ginkgo
Arbitrator just needs to exist
arctic talon
dog
dapper gyro
They buffed the hell out of shroudfield.
sacred ginkgo
And you win
crystal forum
i saw plasma and got scared
crystal forum
then i realized im arbites
arctic talon
Unnoticeable
crystal forum
and everything was fine again
crystal forum
plasma gunners just fuck vets way too hard
dapper gyro
They are supposed to be the more elite troops.
shadow plover
I've only played mortis trials after the patch but the plasma waves have been a blast 
arctic talon
But they stick out less then gunners
shadow plover
pun not intended
dapper gyro
Carapace cladded with heavy weapon, very stormtrooper like.
arctic talon
I've only played mortis trials after the patch but the plasma waves have been a ...
They really turn up the heat lol
gunners and plasma gunners both feel like
sacred ginkgo
Carapace cladded with heavy weapon, very stormtrooper like.
Only helmet
arctic talon
They’re stormtrooper adjacent
crystal forum
that's a funny way to say half your team wiped the second the plasma spawn
arctic talon
Gunners especially
sacred ginkgo
You can still murder them with brauto
arctic talon
that's a funny way to say half your team wiped the second the plasma spawn
It was actually everyone but me
shadow plover
Also I've only played a shitty shothun vet to get the mastery so that really doesn't help against them
crystal forum
pubs suck so much
dapper gyro
Only helmet
Oh, too easy then.
arctic talon
💀
crystal forum
in damnation mortis
dapper gyro
Their HP pool is quite low so it doesn't matter much where you hit though.
arctic talon
Yeah they’re squishy
crystal forum
thankfully my vet build is reviver 9000
sacred ginkgo
pubs suck so much
Had to hard carry an arbitrator and ds zealot through half of sycorax
Was last alive twice
dapper gyro
I main Vet and Psyker, pocket Orgryn and Arby. Zealot for some reason I can't play well with.
arctic talon
Overconfidence and not learning the game
sacred ginkgo
Then ate shit to a captain + 18 plasma gunners because what am I doing against that alone
shadow plover
Psyker for me
sacred ginkgo
Until death
sacred ginkgo
Paper over a fatal mistake every 2 minutes
arctic talon
I don’t trigger it every mission
Though it would be funny if I did
Because I’m a baby who stays in damnation and auric
And I like it
sacred ginkgo
Auric isn't baby behaviors right now
crystal forum
i hate that auric is considered easy these days
sacred ginkgo
Shit got rough, it's great
sacred ginkgo
Yeah
arctic talon
At least for me LOL
and for a solid chunk of the player base
From my recent sample of games
arctic talon
Anyways are the captains bcs of the event
crystal forum
that's like 80% if the playerbase these days
sacred ginkgo
The new event murders people
arctic talon
Or do captains spawn randomly now
arctic talon
The new event murders people
curse of plasma
sacred ginkgo
Anyways are the captains bcs of the event
Probably
arctic talon
Bcs all the captains are plasma captains
crystal forum
but i dont suck
arctic talon
Seemingly
sacred ginkgo
I kinda hate that the captains play their spawn audio like 2 minutes before you find them
dapper gyro
Shotgun captain does way more damage before the update.
crystal forum
i am not enjoying the new power falchion
arctic talon
Really? Why
sacred ginkgo
Its mini relic
arctic talon
Genuine question
sacred ginkgo
I'll try it soonish
crystal forum
it doesn't have the fun factor of cleaving through hordes with power sword
sacred ginkgo
Also, it's a cutlass
arctic talon
I found it was fun
crystal forum
let me have my power fantasy
arctic talon
Like the relic blade
sacred ginkgo
it doesn't have the fun factor of cleaving through hordes with power sword
Then play ps6 and win
dapper gyro
Falcion or cutlass, you different name for the sword...
crystal forum
i miss release power sword
dapper gyro
It is just Psword 2.0.
arctic talon
Power Sabre
arctic talon
i miss release power sword
Evil
crystal forum
cleaving through the entire game
sacred ginkgo
It is just Psword 2.0.
Not really, old power sword is better
arctic talon
Release power sword being probably the best melee we’ve ever seen
lol
And it’s not even close
crystal forum
Release power sword being probably the best melee we’ve ever seen
lore accurate
dapper gyro
Psword hit harder, but the activation annoys me.
shadow plover
I really didn't like psabre at first but it was probably because it had shit initial mobility and finesse stats so it felt like shit to use
once I mastered it, it was alright
arctic talon
Power falchion is a mini relic blade
dapper gyro
Without power cycler, Psword is meh vs the Psword 2.0.
arctic talon
Treat it as such and it works well
crystal forum
did you guys spam the alt fire of the power sword in SM2 as well
before realizing it's a toggle
shadow plover
not too fond of relic blade either
sacred ginkgo
Imagine using an unmastered weapon
arctic talon
No
crystal forum
and i felt stupid
crystal forum
i dont read
arctic talon
That’s crazy
shadow plover
Imagine using an unmastered weapon
You gotta grind all of them, buying your way to mastery is CHEATING ||in my brain||
dapper gyro
Also, Psword 2.0 is still good without being powered. Old Psword is a random metal stick...
sacred ginkgo
You gotta grind all of them, buying your way to mastery is CHEATING ||in my brai...
Sounds like something a poor person would say
sacred ginkgo
(Ignore my crippling diamantine debt)
crystal forum
You gotta grind all of them, buying your way to mastery is CHEATING ||in my brai...
i used to think that until i realized today that i dont care enough to grind the headhunter
shadow plover
oh I've got plenty of materials because I only use them to level the stuff I want to use
arctic talon
I’m broke on dockets
shadow plover
and only buy stuff until I get the dump stat right
sacred ginkgo
I've got a full melee collection on zealot
arctic talon
With gambling at brunt
sacred ginkgo
Just need all mks now
crystal forum
wait why do dockets matter these days
sacred ginkgo
Mastery grinding
shadow plover
if you want to buy your way to mastery
crystal forum
cant you just edit your guns
crystal forum
people do this?
sacred ginkgo
It takes like 300k to go from 0-19 mastery
shadow plover
I like to play the weapons to earn it
arctic talon
You still need to gamble a specific stat distribution at brunt
But I usually max it manually
Unless I hate it
sacred ginkgo
And you'll hit that within 300k
crystal forum
mfers are addicted to how the game was before
shadow plover
I've mastered all but a couple ogryn weapons iirc
crystal forum
pure gamble
sacred ginkgo
Unless you're going for a godrolled plasma or ripper
crystal forum
why wouldn't you grind plasma???
arctic talon
crystal forum
it's fun af and unique
sacred ginkgo
Plasma has an extremely specific optimal roll
arctic talon
why wouldn't you grind plasma???
Rolling for the god roll stat distribution
shadow plover
plasma isn't really fun to use tbh
sacred ginkgo
And no it is boring as shit
crystal forum
Plasma has an extremely specific optimal roll
yeah and it's awesome
sacred ginkgo
Point and click adventure
crystal forum
you guys are meanies
crystal forum
You can’t edit your stats
is the 10% really worth it
sacred ginkgo
If you want to play vet the fun way you play double barrel and knife
sacred ginkgo
What saber
crystal forum
krak
shadow plover
I should give the psyker sabre a try now that it has a unique feature
sacred ginkgo
It can get eaten by pox melee and kill you
sacred ginkgo
I'd say I'd test that but I won't
crystal forum
i dont remember either
sacred ginkgo
Moral standards to uphold
crystal forum
i watched a video
shadow plover
sounds like unintended behaviour
won't be around for long I reckon
so wouldn't learn to rely on it
shadow plover
well it was a sidegrade more so
sacred ginkgo
They nerfed it's direct damage output
crystal forum
well it was a sidegrade more so
no
sacred ginkgo
They just have to tweak the parry now
shadow plover
this
crystal forum
the previous alt fire staggered
sacred ginkgo
And was too good at it
crystal forum
now the heavy attack does it AlWAYS
shadow plover
and the over all damage was higher
sacred ginkgo
I think that's global stagger changes
People have been noticing stuff staggers easier
crystal forum
still that's a buff indirectly
shadow plover
yeah there was no stagger changes for sabre specifically
crystal forum
it's much better this way
sacred ginkgo
To every weapon in the game
crystal forum
dueling especially since the alt fire isn't even needed anymoee
so i see this as a straight upgrade with the parry
anyways parry got me out of some jams today
like completely surround by ogryns and maulers
it let me live long enough to squeeze away
sacred ginkgo
You should have other tools to un surround yourself
shadow plover
impact affects stagger, right?
sacred ginkgo
Yes
shadow plover
if so, sabre had a slight impact increase for it's heavy strikedown attacks
Impact from (6,12) to (7,14).
valid needle
Guys I just watched the Aeldari pov hammer and bolter episode. I can’t believe what I saw… muh imperium… they are… le evil?
sacred ginkgo
``Impact from (6,12) to (7,14).``
That's not slight
crystal forum
You should have other tools to un surround yourself
all were expired
sacred ginkgo
That's 16%
crystal forum
it was a last chance situation
crystal forum
if so, sabre had a slight impact increase for it's heavy strikedown attacks
KNEW IT
@sacred ginkgo how does it feel being wrong and stinky?
sacred ginkgo
Not explicitly wrong
crystal forum
stagger was buffed
sacred ginkgo
And just took a shower
crystal forum
proof?
sacred ginkgo
stagger was buffed
I didn't directly contest that
If we want to be really pedantic
crystal forum
we'll see what the court says
shadow plover
as I said, a sidegrade. All damaging values were decreased but added parry and impact for heavy attacks
or for the strikedown, strikedown stab didn't get an increase
shadow plover
sacred ginkgo
Ds5 is just goofy shit
crystal forum
no chaining attacks at all with 4
sacred ginkgo
Best dodges in the game
crystal forum
just left click until i right click
sacred ginkgo
And it actually plays like a saber
lament shoal
i HATE memorizing attack patrerns
Spam light attack until they're all dead 🗣️
sacred ginkgo
just those two
Glue factory
Also, you're missing mk3 club from that list
And rashad
shadow plover
the original shock maul my beloved
arctic talon
Rashad is the ultimate braindead weapon
arctic talon
Also crusher no?
sacred ginkgo
Its very close though
sacred ginkgo
Also crusher no?
Crusher has in depth combos
sacred ginkgo
And flows really nicely between them
sacred ginkgo
Zealot let's me full monkey mode in melee without distraction or complication
shadow plover
yeah vets aren't much more use than emotional support true
sacred ginkgo
Which is the purest form of this game to me
crystal forum
yeah vets aren't much more use than emotional support true
did a vet bully you as a kid
why do you hate vet so much lol
shadow plover
crystal forum
i dont even play ranged vet
arctic talon
God that is a slanderous gif
sacred ginkgo
Vet attracts all of the weekend warriors who hold left click then die and complain
crystal forum
i learned my lesson... after a few years
shadow plover
God that is a slanderous gif
It's the favourite thing I ever created
crystal forum
"using all the ammo on the map is not ok"
says the miscreant
the vermin
i like guns in darktide
so i liked being dumb and shooting
sacred ginkgo
I'd say you're allowed to drink the ammo if you're being useful but anything that uses that much ammo and is useful generally isn't fun to be in a lobby with
crystal forum
my ranged vet was all about deleting every elite and ranged enemy in the game before they tickle my team
problem is you get massive tunnel vision
shadow plover
a friend of mine pretty much only plays veteran and he is such a babysit vet it's not even funny, always crying how he is not getting help when trying to kill specials and how no-one else does it
crystal forum
well massive by darktide scale
because if you arent melee'ign for 1 second you die
sacred ginkgo
Backline vet actually works pretty well in havoc
Just sit there and blaze with a helbore
shadow plover
and when I point it out to him that other people shouldn't be babysitting you he cries how I don't team play in a teamplaying game
crystal forum
you need to cover your vet
like seriously
cover a vet going columbine mode and you will enjoy yourself
all ranged are gone
sacred ginkgo
and when I point it out to him that other people shouldn't be babysitting you he...
That's the funny thing about darktide
Its a singleplayer rpg with coop elements
shadow plover
to an extent covering them is beneficial but if they expect me to prioritize that over all else then it's silly
sacred ginkgo
At least pubs are
crystal forum
ye pubs are brain dead
crystal forum
to an extent covering them is beneficial but if they expect me to prioritize tha...
i see most people just ignoring completely
i cover my vet man
sacred ginkgo
A good vet can handle themselves in 95% of situations
crystal forum
because i know how it feels to be on a elite murder spree and some lone shitheel hits me
shadow plover
A good vet can handle themselves in 95% of situations
this is what I've tried to tell him
sacred ginkgo
Veteran is the most versatile class
sacred ginkgo
Every single one of your slots does something useful and generally applicable
crystal forum
Veteran is the most versatile class
psyker
shadow plover
he also insists that the kantrael is the only good vet weapon
crystal forum
is that the medium lasgun
crystal forum
who even uses lasgun anymore
shadow plover
it's the normal lasgun
crystal forum
Psyker is too glassy to hit that title, as well as not being a good sniper
nah gun psyker slaps
best players i've seen were gun psykers
sacred ginkgo
They dominate damage at all ranges but they aren't a very reactive sniper
shadow plover
that is true
sacred ginkgo
nah gun psyker slaps
Gun psyker is just melee psyker that takes tranquility through slaughter
And melee psyker is the only way I play them besides my voidstrike build
Which is also right tree
crystal forum
jerk what if you fall down
dont you want me to revive you
as a vet i get extra speed if you get downed
i will not be using it to help you
crystal forum
i think both do
i used to take revive shout until i realized that i can just normal shout and revive
and the cooldown is way shorter
crystal forum
ok but when i shout you get like 20% damage
sacred ginkgo
any class has tools to make room for a normal revive
Psyker has to try a bit harder but yeah
crystal forum
ogryn's tool for reviving is just not caring
and tanking the hits
im so happy ogryn is nerfed
crystal forum
sh-shut up
sacred ginkgo
Or pushing
crystal forum
this is considered a major update right
sacred ginkgo
Just a bit
crystal forum
lackluster
sacred ginkgo
I will attack you
lament shoal
Is the new power sword good
sacred ginkgo
Its balanced
queen laurel
Is the new power sword good
it's better if you just want to click the button one time and don't have to worry about weaving in reactivation on your combos on the old sword
of course smart management of special is still important but not as much
queen laurel
It is however worse than old psword
the increased enemy health also make it a bit uh
harder to use
sacred ginkgo
The increased enemy health is fun
Except for the fact it makes the bruiser 1 tap for tac axe harder
They should crucify whoever did that
queen laurel
The increased enemy health is fun
i can no longer one shot headshot as an ogryn on crusher but alas
sacred ginkgo
I don't play ogryn
queen laurel
I don't play ogryn
damn you i thounght you have knowledge
sacred ginkgo
I do
I just like to play the game
Ogryn is counterintuitive to that at the moment
queen laurel
Ogryn is counterintuitive to that at the moment
i am one of the people who mained day one ogryn so i am very much so use to crap and have a distorted sense of fun 
trail gorge
Some say its good some say its bad im not sure
In dont like it personally
It just feels like bully club with a special attack tbh.
radiant lance
Is Rannick a twink?
lament shoal
Can fake chaos symbols still have a chance at causing corruption?
queen laurel
Can fake chaos symbols still have a chance at causing corruption?
there is no such thing as fake chaos symbols
unique bronze
I think considering how the warp works, if theres enough belief or emotion is attached to it, theres a chance it does..?
queen laurel
The moment you draw a chaos symbol you are attracting the gods
radiant lance
there is no such thing as fake chaos symbols
What if you're just blind and just making random circles / arrows?
Like if you had a blind person do it randomly for forever, you'd eventually make one
celest dome
Yes, which would probably intrigue some Daemons of that chaos god
radiant lance
Gonna test this out as an experiment
Where can I recruit a bunch of blind people
shadow plover
isn't a subplot in some warhammer novel about heretics making a bunch of slaves draw random symbols in random orders to find secret chaos shit
celest dome
Think there is something about Enuchia where they do that
shadow plover
oh yeah, in the Ravenor novels maybe
radiant lance
I'm going to find increasingly more difficult thought experiments to question how this works
Like what if I had a bunch of trees just naturally grow but at a certain angle from 200 ft, around 20 of them make a chaos symbol just accidentally in that one perspective
shadow plover
probably wasn't an accident then I'd believe but an influence by the chaos gods
pulsar stump
What if you're just blind and just making random circles / arrows?
Then your Mind's eye has been corrupted.
And you need to either see a priest or be Shot.
radiant lance
Coincidentally, the priest is also the person doing the shooting
pulsar stump
2 birds, 1 stone.
radiant lance
It saves on manpower
Not like the imperium really cares about that issue
pulsar stump
Every little helps
radiant lance
Have you all heard about the Ukranian brigade that uses Khorne as their battalion sigil?
And then they draw chaos crosses all the time
celest dome
<@&735928989146939404>
pulsar stump
Is this one of those "Images that steal your browsing data if clicked on" scams.
celest dome
Have you all heard about the Ukranian brigade that uses Khorne as their battalio...
There is also a Tzeentch Drone squad iirc
pulsar stump
<@&735928989146939404>
celest dome
Is this one of those "Images that steal your browsing data if clicked on" scams.
Probably just want to brag or something
plucky moth
shadow plover
<@&735928989146939404>
this needs a warden edit
pulsar stump
Probably just want to brag or something
There's actually images that Auto-Execute an account Hijacker when clicked on in the Browser.
misty vector
Mods are always banning the nice people that want to give out free money smh
unique bronze
radiant lance
There is also a Tzeentch Drone squad iirc
It's kinda sad knowing everyone there would be all buddies in a Warhammer convention if this shit never happened
celest dome
There's actually images that Auto-Execute an account Hijacker when clicked on in...
I mean make sense, like pictures are just links in essence
radiant lance
I'm going to find increasingly more difficult thought experiments to question ho...
Okay, so what if you have a physics situation where if you try to find the physics involved, you end up deriving an equation that can plot a chaos symbol
And it's not some weird situation
It's just a ball rolling down a hill level of mundane
Do I get corrupted by making the graph or just writing the equation?
pulsar stump
Okay, so what if you have a physics situation where if you try to find the physi...
If it's plants growing into a Tri-Dot then it's Nurgle doing Nurgle shit.
celest dome
You do realise that just bleeding for example will strengthen Khorne
So yes, those things will matter
radiant lance
I need to figure out increasingly convoluted ways of summoning or invoking a daemon
radiant lance
Like, I'm fairly sure a physics equation that happens to draw a symbol is a high level tzeentch fuckery
pulsar stump
Yes
celest dome
Iirc there is a Daemon that is just a mathematical formula, not sure if it is in warhammer or another thing
hexed orchid
One of vashtorrs followers tried that
||The sharks got to him before true completion||
pulsar stump
Iirc there is a Daemon that is just a mathematical formula, not sure if it is in...
Yes.
They're called Glitchlings.
Because being a Machine doesn't protect you from Nurgle's bullshit.
celest dome
Glitchlings aren't really mathematical formula
They're just spawning/entering from there
rocky gale
New data sheet leaks looking pretty good
pulsar stump
Glitchlings aren't really mathematical formula
They're a bunch of 1s and 0s until they turn into a Metal Nurgling.
pulsar stump
New data sheet leaks looking pretty good
Excuse me.
"Gay Now"
The motherfucker has been gay for decades.
celest dome
Do you have a source on it ?
Cause Nurgling aren't just decayed matter that then turn into the Nurgling
They're Daemon using the real-space Decayed matter as a way to enter reality
pulsar stump
Do you have a source on it ?
Yeah, the fact that Machines use 1s and 0s to function unless they're 100% analogue.
celest dome
Doesn't mean that the Glitch/Nurgling were
pulsar stump
Nurglings aren't.
celest dome
They're using it as gates to push through
pulsar stump
Glitchlings are.
Difference is that Nurglings like to show up by crawling out of festering open wounds, Glitchlings crawl out of Machines via Fatal Runtimes.
They're just different flavours of the same shit.
celest dome
And both are not born from it, they're using it as gates
crystal forum
holy shit the original vostroyan lasgun is massive
storm jungle
thats because its an old mini
storm jungle
thats still more sensical
nope
crystal forum
i am sending negative emotions to your residence
shadow plover
Skin specific scopes let's goo
crystal forum
im running my vostroyan lasgun as the high power hellbore
it makes sense to me
plus the slashing bayonet attack looks nicer without a stock
celest dome
Bayonets used to be quite longer in RL
raven stone
Hello chat
celest cedar
GW artists go hard with the illustrations
valid needle
I’m more confused than a new fan finding out “my le imperium is le evil”
celest dome
About what
raven stone
I’m more confused than a new fan finding out “my le imperium is le evil”
I think most people like Imperium due to it being a mostly relatable human faction.
Not saying the entire fantasy does this, but applies to most Imperium fans as a minimum common denominator
valid needle
I think *most* people like Imperium due to it being a mostly relatable human fac...
I know I am an imperium fan myself. But I like them because they are evil.
Same reason I’m a slaves to darkness fan in AOS. Just pure evil badass factions.
raven stone
I am an Imperium fan due to some weird childhood story (too long)
But then eventually I just liked the freedom offered by the Inquisition/Rogue Trader roles in the wider setting (Thanks to the book/PC RPG games)
Imperium setting as a whole is perfect for secret wars/daring exploration adventures
crystal forum
you don't need an explanation to be an imperium fan
it's the default position of the fandom
storm jungle
Same reason I’m a slaves to darkness fan in AOS. Just pure evil badass factions.
Tbh Slaves to Darkness ironically got a more understandable position too
they are basically barbarian tribes treated as honorless savages that dont deserve a place in Sigmar's realm among other things
crystal forum
i want to find a single 40k fan who didn't get introduced to the setting with the imperium being the good guys
raven stone
they are basically barbarian tribes treated as honorless savages that dont deser...
The moment when AoS Chaos followers are genuinely more relatable than 40k Chaos followers 🤣
celest dome
✋
near wasp
I mean 40k chaos worshippers are relatable
raven stone
i want to find a single 40k fan who didn't get introduced to the setting with th...
Fire Warrior players say hello
near wasp
If I lived in those conditions I'd sell my soul too
storm jungle
i want to find a single 40k fan who didn't get introduced to the setting with th...
Theres a lot
celest dome
I was introduced to 40k after being a Fantasy battle fan.
And I was introduced with Tau being the least "bad guys"
storm jungle
you are generalizing extremely
storm jungle
I was introduced to 40k after being a Fantasy battle fan.
And I was introduced w...
Exhibit 1
crystal forum
and you're generally annoying
storm jungle
shut up young sheldon
unique bronze
storm jungle
anyway the majority of people do get in through the Imperium but the demographic of people who dont very much exists
crystal forum
i havent met any yet
crystal forum
oh right
storm jungle
LMAO
raven stone
I was introduced to 40k after being a Fantasy battle fan.
And I was introduced w...
Tau evil is very much difficult because unlike all other factions they aren't evil "on the sleeves" - their evil is more in the realm of diplomatic fuckery
unique bronze
Bruh moment
storm jungle
storm jungle
If I lived in those conditions I'd sell my soul too
I mean
I do hate my job
though its kinda the reasons cults exist IRL too
people want excitement out of life and enjoy the secret occult aspects
tho some do it for fun while others actually buy into it so uh 
crystal forum
it's either join a gang or join a cult
near wasp
Gang would probably be better because at least then you really only have to worry about arbites and as long as the tithes being paid they probably won't flat out obliterate you
raven stone
Arbites are the Fed equivalent
storm jungle
right
crystal forum
arbites are the space feds
celest dome
Tau evil is very much difficult because unlike all other factions they aren't ev...
I mean, it is diplomatic fuckery, or extermination war...
crystal forum
arbites shot my dog
raven stone
Enforcers = police/sheriffs.
Arbites = Scotland Yard/FBI
Inquisition = MI5/MI6/CIA/NSA
celest cedar
space federales..
near wasp
Arbites are the Fed equivalent
That makes my point stronger. Just don't be so disruptive that you get RICO'd
storm jungle
Enforcers = police/sheriffs.
Arbites = Scotland Yard/FBI
Inquisition = MI5/MI6/C...
could use a bit of Gestapo in there otherwise not too far off
celest dome
it's either join a gang or join a cult
Join the tribe
storm jungle
Ironically ash waste nomads are super chill
near wasp
Gestopo property is the inquistion
celest cedar
she didnt attend church service in hab sector balls
crystal forum
Join the tribe
i like the lasgun
storm jungle
LOL
crystal forum
i might consider
celest dome
Not a lasgun
crystal forum
whar
crystal forum
look at the muzzle
crystal forum
bolt action in my 40k
celest cedar
That makes my point stronger. Just don't be so disruptive that you get RICO'd
keep the tithes flowing
storm jungle
Let me consult my munda books
crystal forum
wtf is a blast rifle
near wasp
I cant keep looking at it it makes my gunnut brain hurt
crystal forum
the angle is weird
2d artists will choose the oddest possible pose for an item i swear
how does somebody even come up with that angle
storm jungle
near wasp
The angle isn't that weird for holding a rifle tbh
crystal forum
it's weird for drawing it
crystal forum
you try drawing that
celest dome
So basically tesla guns ?
crystal forum
it's so needlessly hard
storm jungle
I would if I could even draw lol
storm jungle
it's so needlessly hard
its a natural pose
storm jungle
So basically tesla guns ?
Looks like it
Ash Waste Nomads' rulebook is really cool
its not even a complete lore, its just several accounts of what people think they are
its very funny
valid needle
When I first got into warhammer I too thought the imperium were automatically the good guys until I seen the hammer and bolter aeldari episode from the aeldari point of view and then I had the thought “are we the baddies?”
storm jungle
When I first got into warhammer I too thought the imperium were automatically th...
Ironically the only warhammer content ever that made me cry i think
stupid ass sad songs 😭
(and ive been a fan for over like 13 years lol)
near wasp
I always knew we were the baddies but I had started with the impression the imperium was doing what needed to be done
near wasp
Hell yeH
crystal forum
i only cry for non slop content
near wasp
You are slop
valid needle
Ironically the only warhammer content **ever** that made me cry i think
Fr it made me rethink my entire faction😂😂
near wasp
Eldar don't deserve empathy
storm jungle
Also the part where he puts his mom's soulstone on the wraithguard
and she says how cold it is, and asks if her son survived
UAAAGH
valid needle
Don’t
near wasp
valid needle
I’ll cry
crystal forum
dude if you're not into the faction because of the atrocities then why even bother
i love warcrimes and killing civilians
crystal forum
i'd be into aeldar if they werent stuck with the xenos curse of never enough attention from GW
near wasp
They do get attention
It's just they get retconned every few months back to the default
valid needle
dude if you're not into the faction because of the atrocities then why even both...
Oh no I am, I was just saying I always thought the imperium were the good guys until I seen it from the other side and now I realise the imperium is evil but I still like them.
crystal forum
you saw the floating skulls and servitors and thought they were the good guys
are we the baddies
near wasp
I mean tbh if I had a crippling fear of AI I'd probably start using people too.
crystal forum
then be admech
near wasp
I'm a necron fan you don't need to even say that
storm jungle
Lmao true
storm jungle
then be admech
admech robots are lobotomized
crystal forum
skeleton dance
storm jungle
they are lame
crystal forum
they aren't lame you just havent learned how to appreciate lobotomized robots
crystal forum
steeljacks 
storm jungle
BRUH
crystal forum
if i could be gay for a robot that would be it
storm jungle
Fair enough, UR25 is more my type but I get it
near wasp
storm jungle
Its actually not a false body
much to my rage
had a debate with a grognard where they pointd out nothing he says in the book points to it being a body he inhabits
near wasp
much to my rage
Your still just a rat in a cage?
crystal forum
had a debate with a grognard where they pointd out nothing he says in the book p...
yeah but isn't it clearly an admech robot
near wasp
God Im so tired
crystal forum
hi so tired im gay
storm jungle
get em
valid needle
if i could be gay for a robot that would be it
For a clanker?
near wasp
I hate people RN I'm gonna crash out at work
valid needle
A bolt eating wd40 clanker
near wasp
I hate people who force me to call them because a person walked by there fucking building
crystal forum
dark angels can just equip an entire noob group with volkite
30k dark angel lore is just them having all the gear
near wasp
At least that don't have phosphex
unique bronze
I've read that they got 6 specialized branches, e.g Deathwing and Ravenwing, whatever happened to the rest in m40
crystal forum
im liking this inductii lore
mass produced astartes
or, more mass produced than usual
shadow plover
inductii are great yeah
crystal forum
like conscripts but for space marines
shadow plover
SoH inductii are like jealous little brothers who have to prove themselves to their big brothers
by being extra scummy gang brawlers
celest dome
shadow plover
they've had them at least since 2.0, can't recall if 1.0 had them
shadow plover
think 1.0 didn't
rose thorn
Alpha legion doing it from the start is pretty funny
Which explains how basically anyone would stomach doing the lowly basic roles in the alpha legion
pulsar stump
Tau evil is very much difficult because unlike all other factions they aren't ev...
Their evil is Orwell's 1984-type evil.
crystal forum
Weird they got their own rules
HH is all about space marine intricacies
that's why i love it
near wasp
Hh is for crazy people
shadow plover
HH is the 'historical' wargame where as 40k is the tabletop wargame
near wasp
Hh is just Marines killing Marines. Luv me xenos
storm jungle
Not even close
you should have been around when Bligh was still alive and him and his team were making the HH Black Books
now that was some proper packed up lore
the rulebooks for HH now are like mid as hell in comparison
crystal forum
i dont read rulebooks
crystal forum
why isn't it called a lorebook then
shadow plover
they're called core books actually
vagrant fox
i do not condone this homosexual behaviour
storm jungle
they're called core books actually
Got his ass 
shadow plover
storm jungle
this reminds me of that shark guy in bookclub who doesnt want to read rulebooks for lore
pulsar stump
the rulebooks for HH now are like mid as hell in comparison
3.0 is Dogshit and I refuse to pretend it's not.
storm jungle
(when thats literally where a majority of lore comes from lol)
storm jungle
3.0 is Dogshit and I refuse to pretend it's not.
Its just lacking in so many departments
the lack of Bligh's writing REALLY shows
shadow plover
3.0 is Dogshit and I refuse to pretend it's not.
such an incorrect take holy shit
near wasp
this reminds me of that shark guy in bookclub who doesnt want to read rulebooks ...
He should not be named ah description
crystal forum
i'm starting to be fine with 3.0 but that's mostly because people kept telling me it's shit and i don't really care
storm jungle
Tbh I speak mostly from a lore POV
crystal forum
kinda sucks losing some wargear options but whatever
crystal forum
HH is all about fluff
pulsar stump
such an incorrect take holy shit <:pupper:585849645880705035>
This statement right here is so detached from reality that it can and should be used as a case study in Borderline Personality Disorder.
shadow plover
it's a fluff game
rocky gale
HH is all about fluff
Unfortunately it’s the kind of fluff you find in your bellybutton
shadow plover
I am not going to interact with the weeb larping filthy frank in the year of 2025
crystal forum
Unfortunately it’s the kind of fluff you find in your bellybutton
jokes on you i clean that place daily
rocky gale
Better salute if you see the general
near wasp
No general Oberon king of the fairies
crystal forum
lieutenant ben dover
celest dome
General knowledge
celest cedar
crystal forum
it was a lie
general am. neysa
im just thinking of that wkuk skit now
incredibly stupid skit
rocky gale
Just some major mischief and a little general discontent
valid needle
you should have been around when Bligh was still alive and him and his team were...
Found the PDFs for the black books the other day, I need to read through them when I can.
Was there only 8 black books or did they write more?
storm jungle
Was there only 8 black books or did they write more?
When in doubt
Consult the lexi
But looks like there was just 9, with the most "recent" one in 2020
flat halo
who in 40k beats goku
Yes. That's it.
queen laurel
who in 40k beats goku
Well that's the thing Goku has so many feats that this question is just absolutely not worth asking
He has died been revived he could literally throw hands with someone to the point that they shake the universe
He has so many feats to go through it's not even worth it
flat halo
He has died been revived he could literally throw hands with someone to the poin...
But could he demoralise an Ork?
queen laurel
But could he demoralise an Ork?
yes
killing a waboss for someone that can blow up a planet is not hard
flat halo
Yes but then waaagh, he was a good fight right?
queen laurel
Yes but then waaagh, he was a good fight right?
orks hate eldar because they are fast moving opponents and don't fight straight up
You are putting them up against someone that can blow up the entire planet and not even fight them
it's not a good fight
daring creek
Someone who can not someone who would
Unless he becomes evil goku or smth
God I wishI could send the sticker I want to
flat halo
Someone who *can* not someone who *would*
Khorne. Jokes aside... Dunno, the Lion? No. Angron? Maybe Magnus? Wait, are we considering the chaos gods too or just characters that are "mortals"?
celest dome
Feat wise, no one other than the otherworldly, like the Chaos Gods
Slaanesh for the most part would be able to stop Goku without issue
Doesn't need to be afight
flat halo
Feat wise, no one other than the otherworldly, like the Chaos Gods
Yeah, Big E and the Pantheon would be the only ones
daring creek
Can't a psyker blow up his head or smth
celest dome
But Goku is overbuilt
flat halo
But Goku is overbuilt
Unpopular opinion: he is not a good MC. I said what I said
storm jungle
Can't a psyker blow up his head or smth
Hes an anime protagonist
what do you think lol
daring creek
Right he can dodge it.....
storm jungle
this is why these power arguments are always dumb
queen laurel
One of his feats is beating someone who's power transcends time
What the fuck you think is he gonna do
daring creek
What if.....the imperium had 5 minutes of prep time
celest cedar
daring creek
(I have terminal brain damage)
queen laurel
What if.....the imperium had 5 minutes of prep time
5 minutes ain't gonna do shit if in base form he can obliterate a planet with his kamehameha
raven stone
Crime should have been ++[REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE HOLY ORDOS]++
daring creek
Can anyone tell me the fucking point of a human being inside of a skitarri when its operated by a techpriest
Wait I think I'm getting names confused
celest dome
Skitarii aren't operated by Tech Priest like they're drones
They can be
But not all or even most Skitari are like that
radiant lance
I'm more curious what they meant by "a human being inside a skitarri"
storm jungle
its a lil guy in the head who has a whole station to control the skitarii duh
vagrant fox
I'm wondering if it's a Thallax being meant
wintry scarab
I just have to post this somewhere because its left me stunned. Playing MMO as a female character and some guy invs me to group and says this.
storm jungle
what in the goddamn-
wind canyon
I had a female character in a game once and a guy asked if I was single over voice chat
outer wave
People really do be desperate sometimes
vagrant fox
I've seen it like four times in person and every time I cringe out of my skin
celest cedar
thats cringe
vagrant fox
twice in warframe, whatever that implies about that game
outer wave
I know a guy that catphished on an MMO by actively trying to act like a girl in text one time
daring creek
Need.
near wasp
I just have to post this somewhere because its left me stunned. Playing MMO as a...
Scam him for all his gold
celest dome
Thallax aren't remote controlled aren't they ?
wintry scarab
Scam him for all his gold
He was a low level. My instant reaction was fight or flight so i just ran away lol. Ive also had a guy do the "blow kiss" emote at me and give me money before. You get some real specimens on these old mmos lol.
raven stone
Internet is turning into the cesspit of humanity
vagrant fox
i don't think thallax are entirely independent but i forget
social media ruined the internet forever and there's no going back
wintry scarab
Internet is turning into the cesspit of humanity
Covid did irreparable damage to the internet 🙁
raven stone
Internet is like human digital version of Commorragh now lol
Kind of why I ended up going back to actual D&D sessions to socialize...
wintry scarab
When i walked into the living room, only to see my dad watching a Mr Beast video, thats when i truly knew we are 100% cooked.
😔
rocky gale
Do I get to choose the chatbot or is it assigned to me?
dapper gyro
Do I get to choose the chatbot or is it assigned to me?
It is tailored for you. I don't know if it is for the better or not.
rocky gale
Oh god
dapper gyro
God? You mean our machine overlord?
rocky gale
celest cedar
golden imp
Are blanks immune to all pysker stuff from any level or would a fireball from Magnus (strong pysker) rip someone like jurgen (average blank) to pieces?
celest dome
Depend on how the flame are made
Same way that if for example you throw a shard spike (DT's assail) at a blank it'll probably disentigrate, but if you use telekinesis to throw something they'll still end up hit
celest dome
(the aura is stinky)
queen laurel
blanks are more aura based as well
i've been hearing blanks also have levels of power like psykers
is that true
celest dome
yes
storm jungle
yes
celest dome
dapper gyro
Strong blank can make tyranids and even orks go feral.
celest dome
Blanks were a common debate before launch
pulsar stump
Are blanks immune to all pysker stuff from any level or would a fireball from Ma...
Jurgen is not an Average Blank.
The man can turn off a Broodlord.
dapper gyro
Dude is not average, but would still die to Magnus. Power gap is too big.
Average blank is weaker than average psykers, simply because they are rarer and most of them time they can only protect themselves.
celest dome
Unless you're from Inquisitor Martyr 🙃
valid needle
Are blanks immune to all pysker stuff from any level or would a fireball from Ma...
Also another thing to note is Magnus is the most powerful psyker in the galaxy bar the emperor.
celest dome
That's debatable
celest cedar
rocky gale
Also another thing to note is Magnus is the most powerful psyker in the galaxy b...
Clearly you’ve never met an inquisitor written by Abnett
storm jungle
Magnus can realistically wave his hand and make someone explode
golden imp
Shame he is stupid
storm jungle
shame he can never fucking do this to any character lol
dapper gyro
Magnus is a tool... for power scaling.
golden imp
He’s busy scheming on ways to make the loyalists look cooler lol
It’s what tzeentch would want
storm jungle
Thousand Sons are basically the eldar of Chaos so it makes sense
golden imp
Eldar make me so sad
golden imp
They should be absolutely tearing through anything they fight, losing only 1 troop and considering it a major loss
But they just die in droves
queen laurel
Magnus can realistically wave his hand and make someone explode
something that can canonically slice someone open within a single second but doesn't get treated with respect I wonder who that is
valid needle
Clearly you’ve never met an inquisitor written by Abnett
💀
rocky gale
Ravenor is actually an Omega plus plus Alpha Platinum plus extra platinum deluxe tier Psyker
dapper gyro
Then you add the "Collectible" then boom, Trazyn takes him and he is removed from the setting until further notice.
rocky gale
Na Trazyn would just steal his wheelchair and put it on display
jagged tree
young pecan
How plausible would it be for an ogryn with a bone'ead to dual wield thunder hammers
And how deadly would it probably be if one could
near wasp
Kill that man with hammers
rocky gale
How plausible would it be for an ogryn with a bone'ead to dual wield thunder ham...
Don't see why not
queen laurel
How plausible would it be for an ogryn with a bone'ead to dual wield thunder ham...
Very plausible he has a rich Patreon to give him weapons
rocky gale
Yea the tough bit would be acquiring the Thunder Hammers
queen laurel
Yea the tough bit would be acquiring the Thunder Hammers
yep the only reasonable one I would see would be an RT ogryn
because a thunder hammer alone already costs a pretty penny
Two of them
oh boy that is expensive
young pecan
I'm wondering if the damage of the boom scales with how hard you swing it
daring creek
Its very possible for an ogyrn to wield two hammers. Two much powerful than a standard one
young pecan
I can only imagine it does
celest dome
We don't know if there are Thunderhammer made for Ogryn
But Power Hammer most likely are
daring creek
They can be made for sure
celest dome
Doesn't mean they do
young pecan
They couldn't just use normal thunder hammers?
daring creek
Jesus fucking christ imagine
celest dome
Human one would be to small for them to really grip it.
SM ones maybe ? But wouldn't really be in their hands
daring creek
I feel like the force would kill everyone around and the ogyrn themselves
Oh yeah. How well do ogyrns actually do in combat? It's something that confused me some. Like with their intelligence being so low they can't count past 4 or remembering their own name
Yet they can remember the name of other things
Eh memory is weird.
celest dome
There are those that are basically Ogryn sized (Probably meant to be their industrial tools.
Power Maul Sledgehammer
Power Hammer and
Power Pick
languid meadow
pretty sure the whole "not being able to remember their name" thing is just flanderization
which the ogryns have had going on for years
le wholesome dumb big man
celest dome
Oh yeah. How well do ogyrns actually do in combat? It's something that confused ...
That's "meme" and somewhat very old lore, the Darktide ones are basically how Ogryn have been in lore
daring creek
I'd much prefer them able to do very basic math and know their own name tbh
Just a comfort thing I think
queen laurel
Human one would be to small for them to really grip it.
SM ones maybe ? But woul...
Give them the ones terminators use
After all they are usually around the size of one
daring creek
It feels more logical and less......dumb for the sake of it
The poor memory should stay
rose thorn
something that can canonically slice someone open within a single second but doe...
i wish 40k would have more of these types of minis
daring creek
It'd make sense that they can roughly pronounce their name. Just spell it very poorly
celest dome
Give them the ones terminators use
Yes, but SM stuff is quite valuable and wouldn't be easy to find, maintain and thus issued to Ogryn