#40k-lore-chat

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winged jacinth
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theres a lot of really bad schemes lol

storm jungle
daring creek
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OH GOD

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LOL

median star
daring creek
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.

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Why did the emperor make a funko pop army

storm jungle
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because homebrew

wind canyon
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Is the one half one color and one half another like GW's go to? I swear it's pretty common

winged jacinth
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isnt this that fire emblem protagonist

storm jungle
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its just kinda widespread because it looks "neat"

daring creek
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NOOOOOOO

rose thorn
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Wardens of Philadelphia????

storm jungle
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STOP IT

queen laurel
daring creek
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Where are the tye dye marines

winged jacinth
median star
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the fresh princes of cadia

winged jacinth
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the iron talons are a white scars successor not iron hands lmao

rose thorn
daring creek
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What we really need

rose thorn
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philly is under attack

daring creek
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is a pattern with shaved ice

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you guys know those shaved ice stand right

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We need that pattern..

queen laurel
winged jacinth
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honestly it needs more highlighting but its very close to sick

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black and orange is nice

storm jungle
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^

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space marine schemes work best when its extremely minimalist or simple

queen laurel
winged jacinth
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these guys are interesting having their insignia only on a tilting shield apparently

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idk where you'd get bits for these guys lol

storm jungle
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Its a really good scheme too

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the silver is lovely

winged jacinth
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i guess you could 3d print the shields or something

rose thorn
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space marines take silver realy wlel

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if only there was some kind of like, special type of space marine

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thtas painted all silver

queen laurel
winged jacinth
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a second pepsi chapter has hit the towers

storm jungle
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some kind of

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knights, in grey

rose thorn
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Hfuhgsafasjgfbsa

median star
winged jacinth
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red talons are iron hands successors but iron talons are white scars successors lmao

storm jungle
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guys hear me out

rose thorn
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and what if their geneseed came from the emperor

storm jungle
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what if their chapter number was 666

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and what if

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their aspirant trials were also 666 trials

rose thorn
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maybe they also specalize in killing some kind of demonic foe

winged jacinth
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a marine of the esteemed sippers chapter

rose thorn
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they are my favorite

queen laurel
rose thorn
daring creek
winged jacinth
daring creek
rose thorn
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these guy's colors are pretty neta

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Imperius Reavers

winged jacinth
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his ass does not need to be dressed like this

daring creek
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That looks nice

rose thorn
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thats from a contest gw had

daring creek
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That looks like a bakugan thing

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Is this amount of chapters really necessary setting wise

winged jacinth
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yeah sort of

storm jungle
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Its not super needed but its to make you the player get creative

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all these Chapters exist as examples to make you work your brain for homebrew ideas

daring creek
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Huh true

storm jungle
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its why every single faction has groups you can make/paint to your color scheme

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Regiments, Chapters, Ordos, Craftworlds, Sepths, Dynasties etc

rose thorn
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i imagine most space marine chapters drop like flies adn only hte ones that people have models for are alive

winged jacinth
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there has to be tens of thousands of chapters in the imperium

near wasp
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I was gonna say I'd make my chapter actually smart and not have a paint scheme instead using actual camo and like ghillie. But then I remember the raptors exist

winged jacinth
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each one is only 1000 marines if they're codex compliant so even the first founding would have been thousands and thousands of chapters

daring creek
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I sort of do want to make my own "astartes" but I do not know what the setting would be....besides the 40k setting

near wasp
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There's roughly a million loyal marines

winged jacinth
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the starcraft setting KEKW_ogryn

daring creek
winged jacinth
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its not codex compliant which isnt the same

storm jungle
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literally just army green with sometimes yellow stripes for rank

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they are my Top 1 for a reason

stark elbow
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There is no such thing as female custodes or space marines.

storm jungle
winged jacinth
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chapters are supposed to be codex compliant but its not viewed as a gigantic deal for a couple things to be noncompliant

near wasp
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Female custodes exist

celest cedar
near wasp
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Female space Marines dont

storm jungle
stark elbow
daring creek
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WOMEN? IN MY ULTRA MALE SETTING? NOOOOO

storm jungle
winged jacinth
storm jungle
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Minute 1 Bait 1

celest cedar
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when the marines....understood that concealment is important too

rose thorn
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"oh boy the desert lions they sound neat, they have art too"

stark elbow
near wasp
winged jacinth
storm jungle
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which is official lore

wind canyon
winged jacinth
daring creek
daring creek
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Are there even any depicted female custodes yet

near wasp
celest cedar
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me when women exist: 😱

storm jungle
rose thorn
# winged jacinth BEAKKKYYY

Desert Lions echelon left point defense maniple mops up in the closing stages of Operation Carthage. After eliminating the perimeter forts, the Robot cohort provided extra support for the advancing Rhinos. Subsequent resistance to Imperial forces was minimal.[2]

languid meadow
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Reminder the author for the custodes books wanted to have them years before the codex drop

near wasp
storm jungle
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both in animation + their last 2 codexes

storm jungle
languid meadow
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They were literally INTENDED to be unisex from the beginning

winged jacinth
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they should bring back the two lost legions and have them be women space marines just for the controversy

storm jungle
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LMAO

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Pandemonium 😔

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(like the book, get it)

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Anyway basically Raptors are peak

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Waiter, WAITER

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MORE GREEN CAMO

winged jacinth
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he seems to be fighting in ice though lol

storm jungle
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nah its the KT book background

queen laurel
celest cedar
queen laurel
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literally a greek statue

storm jungle
languid meadow
forest orbit
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LMAO

storm jungle
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"All is well :)"

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'YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE'

queen laurel
celest cedar
storm jungle
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Sisters cant speak

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because they are women

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I MEAN they took an oath of silence

queen laurel
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if you're talking about the sign language

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Oath of silence

celest cedar
storm jungle
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Oh capping as in lying, thought they meant the sign language whoops

near wasp
storm jungle
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I had to

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also i got a pass since im a chick so 🪪

queen laurel
storm jungle
queen laurel
paper haven
near wasp
storm jungle
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🫡

queen laurel
near wasp
storm jungle
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Anyway if that idiot shows up again let me know

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im going back to cyberpunk

celest dome
storm jungle
paper haven
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There was an idiot here? Say it isn't so.

near wasp
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Gl don't go cyber psycho

queen laurel
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nothing interesting

celest dome
celest dome
storm jungle
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Its funny because we were just having a normal conversation about space marines lol

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bait used to be believable

celest dome
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Female Custodes are as real as male custodes

queen laurel
languid meadow
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Interesting

queen laurel
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in game

paper haven
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Back in my day, we put effort into our bait

languid meadow
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We used to kill people with hammers for that

near wasp
rose thorn
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hey what the hell does spiritual patriarch mean

paper haven
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What's the context?

rose thorn
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Though the history of the Sons of Orar has been lost, what is known is that they revere Orar, an Ultramarines Captain who won great renown in the wake of the Horus Heresy, and claim him as their spiritual patriarch.

plush mason
celest dome
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That is a dude

rose thorn
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i imagine hes dead as hell

celest dome
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Possibly, or ancient

daring creek
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Would fnaf robos solo 40k...

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shink abot it....

queen laurel
daring creek
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y

paper haven
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Everything can solo 40k

queen laurel
daring creek
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Redemptor dready spotted

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happiness

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also he would jumpscare him unfortnately 😔

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js is ftl and boundless sorry

near wasp
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He's not wearing purple therefore not a target of freddie

green loom
queen laurel
vital ginkgo
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Does anyone know what the helmet symbol means? Who is it for?

daring creek
queen laurel
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i'm moving it down for something else

daring creek
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Then what! I'm too intelligent to be called stoopid!

near wasp
queen laurel
daring creek
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You are literally just mad Golden Freddy would sweep the Imperium

queen laurel
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gonna have to do my job here

storm jungle
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It generally signifies veteran status

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the more decorated, the more senior you are

vital ginkgo
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Oh ok thanks

storm jungle
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🫡

daring creek
median star
daring creek
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Fake it til you make it 💔

wind canyon
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Wouldn't that be something. A world under the protection of a chapter puts out a call for help, one marine shows up and he's an absolute amateur

storm jungle
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That kinda happens in Fall of Malvelion

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its awful KEKW_ogryn

wind canyon
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So the exact opposite of Brothers of the Snake

near wasp
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I know iron snakes just send one Marine sometimes but he's competent

valid needle
valid needle
rose thorn
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Good point

valid needle
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Like

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Sigismund to the black Templars

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Or alexus pollux to the crimson fists

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Like BT love and revere Sigismund only exceeded by their love and respect for Rogal dorn and obviously the emperor. Same with alexus and his crimson fists and their primarch and emperor. Basically the same.

daring creek
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Can

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anyone tell me why House MD keeps fucking doing this

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This is the second fucking time now

valid needle
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Taking drugs?

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He do love the drugs

daring creek
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House belongs in jail

valid needle
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Nah pimp cane daddy is based

daring creek
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Nooo I think this guy will need a powerful lawyer in the future

near wasp
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One of my favorite episodes

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Also house has an entire section of the budget dedicated to his malpractice suits

daring creek
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,

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I'm actually gonna throw up

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god.

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This show is so fucking disgusting

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why does he keep channeling epstein

rocky gale
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Are you on season 2?

rocky gale
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If I had to guess I would say you're on season 2

vagrant fox
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Sounds like an early season

daring creek
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season 3

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episode 4

valid needle
daring creek
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wdym old

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how old

near wasp
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It's like 2004 or something

vagrant fox
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It ended in like 2012

valid needle
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House came out like 20 years ago lol

rocky gale
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Oh yea that's a rough episode

daring creek
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Did they not have standards in 2004

rocky gale
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There's worse ones in Season 2 though

vagrant fox
rocky gale
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It does get better though

valid needle
near wasp
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Yeah it gets batter

daring creek
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I know objectification of women was much larger at the time but eugh.

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Either way I don't really like the show. More than the pedo moments.

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Literally just have it on because I'm bored and require noise

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It's only entertaining when I watch it like this...I can't stand watching one episode lol

near wasp
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House is an asshole that's his charcter

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Of course he's a mysogist and a racist

rocky gale
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Yea like he's a creep and an ass but they pretty much just acknowledge that he's an ass

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He's an ass that they need

near wasp
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Chase is a better house

daring creek
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I don't know man it just makes my fucking skin crawl man.

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Especially with the first one I saw

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it wasn't just house being a piece of shit but the show itself glorifying it in a really nasty way

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With a sound effect I can't exactly name

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The second one made me physically cringe

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other things I don't really like about the show is it's basically throw shit at the wall and see if something sticks but then pretend it's an intelligent strategy

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I'm not sure if I'm missing something.

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With how each resolution is reached, it doesn't feel satisfying at all. It feels like the plot is revolving around House very bluntly

near wasp
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Patient comes in. House gives medicine paintent starts to die. House stops medicine patient seizes. Patient gets a bit better. Patient begins to die again, house gets a light bulb, house cures patient

daring creek
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That is the sum of each episode

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yeah

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Maybe it's just funny

languid meadow
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The show's strong suit isn't the medical cases it's the character drama around them

near wasp
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^

languid meadow
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Like idgaf about Timmy dying from super cancer

daring creek
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lmfao

languid meadow
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I care about house and his addiction getting worse

daring creek
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His addiction to rat bites? Fair

languid meadow
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One of the best episodes has no patients

daring creek
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Painkillers*

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rat bites

near wasp
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Oh yeah those episodes where he was hallucinating were fucking great

near wasp
daring creek
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it's a character driven show I see....hm

vagrant fox
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The medical drama is there at first but it takes a secondary role as I remember

daring creek
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Focusing on the wrong thing ig

languid meadow
# near wasp Which one?

The one where ||Wilson's dead girlfriend haunts him that whole arc and final episode of it||

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Also the final season and more house/Wilson stuff

near wasp
vagrant fox
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The Wilson actor really sells it, he was great

near wasp
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I liked taub

languid meadow
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Genuinely I think all of the characters are great and their development is mostly good

daring creek
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I may agree if I give..it another try and try to ignore the medical cases lmao.

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They were just so fucking frustrating lmao

queen laurel
near wasp
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Watch the full episodes not just the case clips

vagrant fox
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They're occasionally interesting but they get very repetitive

daring creek
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The clips are just for noise

near wasp
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Its never lupus

daring creek
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Which I should stop doing because more slop is getting in...

vagrant fox
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I ended up really liking Foreman for some reason

near wasp
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Foreman's great

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Him dealing with house in the last season is like trying to herd cats

queen laurel
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and can be surprisingly quite nice

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well nice relatively speaking

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He will call you idiot five times before saying anything genuinely close to being nice

young pecan
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/j

near wasp
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You mean every episode

young pecan
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Well I mean that happened but that wasn't my favorite part

near wasp
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I've watched far too much house

vagrant fox
median star
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so how each company in a chapter is only allowed to have 100 members does that also count towards any members they might send to either deathwatch or the mechanicus to become a tech marine and they have to be slightly under strength untill or if they come back

near wasp
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Specialists do not count

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The chapter master the honor guard apothecary tech Marines and scouts do not count

young pecan
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||this is a gross exaggeration, he was making lawsuits for the hospital out of thin air||

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I think it makes sense for an overly dedicated doctor to have a dedicated "break into their house" guy, because a lot of random shit can kill you

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And doctors don't have many ways of finding out what those things are, especially with an uneducated or unconscious patient

queen laurel
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Is genuinely golden

languid meadow
near wasp
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Congrats to Adolf Hitler on his successful election in Namibia

queen laurel
opaque coyote
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he's jewish

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that's why he decided to play hitler in the first place

valid needle
rose thorn
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Deer in 24 hours

median star
valid needle
opaque coyote
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"But him though? It's definitely personal."

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Honestly, I think Fallout 4 handled companions better than the previous iterations.

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Except for this.

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Like Boone literally just shooting the first legionnaire he sees if you go to Camp Searchlight

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It shows that they're human beings with their own agendas and goals.

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Fallout 4 almost never does this.

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I say almost, there is one instance, and it's with my boy Danse.

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If you complete the quest where if you find out he's a synth. If you ended the quest with him exiled instead of shooting him or whatever.

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Then everytime he goes near BoS territory, you and him both get shot on sight.

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That is the only time where there's consequences for the company you bring with you.

languid meadow
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Fo4 is hit or miss but when it hits it hits hard

opaque coyote
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Like he's basically Space Marine level of Autistic.

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Except he can actually have sex so maybe not SM leve-

valid needle
opaque coyote
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Jokes aside, he's characterized very well, and his SQ is actually one of the few times where I can genuinely say that there's good writing.

languid meadow
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multiple companions is a required mod on every fallout game

opaque coyote
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In terms of FO4 favorites

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  1. Danse
  2. Nick
  3. Curie
  4. Dogmeat (best of boys)
  5. Cait
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Also I think it's weird that in Fallout NV and Fallout 4. The Super Mutant companion is underdeveloped in comparison to the rest.

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Although for NV, it's mainly because of cut content.

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The Nightkin Lily's companion quest is actually pretty fucking sad tbh.

languid meadow
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while I like Strong... Lily is just better even if a bit underdeveloped

opaque coyote
near wasp
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Hancock is one of my favs

opaque coyote
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Since she can occasionally play a tape. A birthday party with children, and her as an old lady.

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Taking her meds fully does bring her stability, but it also makes her forget her past life fully.

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It's honestly fucking sad.

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It's a fucked up dilemma.

languid meadow
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I really wish we had something like that with Nick

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since he seems like a prime candidate for it

storm jungle
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literally clockwork, every time lol

celest dome
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Wait what, no proof of Ork not being human ? whatthefuck_heresy

storm jungle
unborn wadi
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just checked and they were arguing about female custodes

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cant say im surprised

storm jungle
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Always the first stepstone lol

valid needle
storm jungle
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Codex compliance is also more of a reputation thing

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you arent really forced to do it, you can just use it as a guide too

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some more stick up the ass Chapters will just sometimes side-eye you

celest dome
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We do have to welcome Female custodes as a "Canary in the mine", as it cause those to reveal themselves quite early

storm jungle
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LMAO

valid needle
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And a lot of the times no one really checks if chapters are it’s kind of just tell people “yeah we’re compliant”

storm jungle
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Yeah stuff like Imperial Armor gets into it well

celest dome
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Basically if you complain about Female Custodes it mostly is a sign that you're going to do other dumb thing

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Sort of a red flag

valid needle
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No I mean canary in a mine, I haven’t heard this saying.

celest dome
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It's less of a saying and more of a historical fact

arctic talon
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And you’d die

storm jungle
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^

celest dome
storm jungle
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Lmao there it is

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fucking SAW contraption

daring creek
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Is that a cage for a bird underwater

celest dome
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Then they'd use some bottled oxygen to revive it (birds are reusable KEKW_ogryn -)

daring creek
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.

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Oh

arctic talon
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Basically the goal wasn’t for the bird to die

celest dome
arctic talon
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But if the bird started acting weird

daring creek
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That's where the canary in the coal mine thing came from

arctic talon
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You should just go

daring creek
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Crazy

arctic talon
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Because like

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Bad stuff

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lol

daring creek
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We must consult the bird for vibes

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The bird is not vibing...we must leave...

arctic talon
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Yeah basically lol

plush mason
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mining has a long history of very dangerous working conditions and fairly questionable attempts to make it safer

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also a long history of not caring about safety at all lol

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"hey there is this new explosive that is way more powerful than gunpowder!" "whats the catch?" "it blows up on impact" "perfect for the mines with all the rocks falling and heavy tools being used!"

celest dome
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work safety was written in the blood of the workers

plush mason
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yup

celest dome
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And sometime, by the points of knives

plush mason
# celest dome

that kinda looks like the box they had the pigons in to guide the bombs in ww2 lol

north perch
languid meadow
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Orc

storm jungle
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Lmfao

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fucking grummz

lament shoal
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@surreal nest also forgot to mention yesterday, but the night lords are gonna be one of the main antagonists of dark heresy, and owlcat hired the author of the night lords omnibus to be on the writing team so they could get the legion's representation as accurate as possible

surreal nest
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Swell news

paper haven
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I love that I'm gonna be fighting super powered turbo sadists in Dark heresy

fervent gull
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What rank does sergeant major mean exactly? Below than major but higher than captain?

opaque coyote
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almost every industry

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like we literally only figured out that child labor was bad like 100-200 years ago

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and even then we still use child labor

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just not natively

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Safety procedures often use blood as ink, and the pen is made out of bone.

plush mason
celest dome
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Doesn't the US want to reintroduce the possibility of child workers?

opaque coyote
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only florida so far

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honestly part of the reason why child workers have phased out is that a lot of work needs somebody who's trained

plush mason
opaque coyote
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so by a pure utilitarian pov

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child workers are bad

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because like

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try teaching a kid how to do engineering

paper haven
opaque coyote
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But canaries got sick way before people. Less mass, higher rate of breathing, etc.

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so you had enough time to run or put on a mask

plush mason
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others not so much

near wasp
opaque coyote
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y'know

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fair point

opaque coyote
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we barely even know our states

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seriously I cannot remember the middle area of america

near wasp
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Wow

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Ami the only person who paid attention In geography

opaque coyote
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I did.

I just forgot

near wasp
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Tbh I might of paid too much attention to maps

opaque coyote
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tbf I consistently forget names

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so that might just be because it hits a weak point

plush mason
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from the owlcat discord lmao

opaque coyote
near wasp
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My dad taught me nav when I was like ten. So like I've been doing map reading forever

opaque coyote
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Spreading presents.

paper haven
near wasp
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I was born in Wyoming so I'm used to people not knowing anything

opaque coyote
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Post-heresy, he would be one of

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THOSE mall santas

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...

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wee all know the ones

paper haven
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Horrifying

opaque coyote
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So

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💀

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Landmarks are pretty important

paper haven
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People are terrible at following directions

opaque coyote
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But not everyone knows the

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"Walgreens close to the College which is from left, right, left from my house"

near wasp
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I mean I had to be good at finding my way because I went hunting with my dad and he didn't want me to get lost so I learned the hard way.

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Aka he took me into the woods with a map and I had to find my way back to camp. And he was nearby but was allowing me to pathfind my own way

paper haven
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Yes, not getting lost is important in hunting.

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It would be odd if you weren't taught that

opaque coyote
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make some type of identifiable mark before going

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but either way I never went hunting

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I'm a city boy (tm)

near wasp
near wasp
paper haven
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I don't think I would be. I've met hunters

opaque coyote
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throw you into a forest

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"Here's a map son, find your way back"

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and then just fucking drives away

near wasp
opaque coyote
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just

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randomly walking around the neighborhood

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no idea why they're there

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hell i saw one up on a tree

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chilling

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It is a usual sight to literally see turkey's cross the road

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A tiny part of me wants to just shoot one randomly

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and be like

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"Hey dad, we're having turkey for thanksgiving!"

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💀

paper haven
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I don't like how turkey tastes

sturdy yarrow
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is this a pro-headcanon server

near wasp
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I'd rather hunt deer but I just said turkey cause it's near season

daring creek
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Live action darktide film written like a marvel movie.

sturdy yarrow
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that sounds awful lol

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daemonhost appears "erm... he's right behind me, isn't he?"

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😭

storm jungle
rocky gale
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Unless they're dumb, then we'll mock you

daring creek
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Ideas relate to thought

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Therefore

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no it is not allowed.

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Do not think.

rocky gale
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Thought crime

daring creek
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Was that an opinion?

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
opaque coyote
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They're sentenced to the chair

sturdy yarrow
opaque coyote
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They're escorted out, expecting the electric chair.

sturdy yarrow
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lemme open my sacred headcanon tome and post some of my yappage

opaque coyote
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Only to find some man who looks like Absolute Bane

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With a steel chair

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Then door is immediately locked behind you

lament shoal
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Is there any record of psykers becoming imperial saints?

rocky gale
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A Dark Heresy book mentions Rybel Gorth, a psyker who was canonised after his death

paper haven
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I kind of assumed all saints were psykers

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Is that not the case?

rocky gale
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He got lost in the warp on a ship full of Scholars and Ministorum officials who had lots of important information. When they started dieing he basically absorbed their minds into his own. Then after returning to realspace he ensured that all off the knowledge they had was safely transcribed before his mind unravelled and he died.

rocky gale
paper haven
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Well shows how much I know. Tourist confirmed let me go post some Death Korps memes that highlight their shovels now

rocky gale
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Saints are basically just figures who are canonised and revered in the Imperium, like in the Catholic church.

Living Saints are people who are empowered by Faith to gain special powers.

paper haven
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Ok see I did not know there was a difference, I just thought Saint meant special Faith demon

rocky gale
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Na those are the Living Saints

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But they aren't really Psykers, they're something else

paper haven
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Yeah I know, but splitting hairs on the use of warp powers is tedious.
I suppose it's closer to sorcery but at the end of the day they're flying and shooting beams out of their eyes

lament shoal
opaque coyote
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"I must... I must write the FNAF lore..."

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cough

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"...it all started in the 1970's..."

paper haven
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It was all FNAF fanfics

opaque coyote
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oh god

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💀

paper haven
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Kept safe through the age of strife

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Millions have died to preserve it

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Maybe billions

lament shoal
paper haven
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White women, I swear

lament shoal
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Especially since we're never really shown what he looks like as well

opaque coyote
lament shoal
lament shoal
rocky gale
paper haven
opaque coyote
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William Afton as a name came from the books

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transferred over to the games

paper haven
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There are books?

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Like, novels?

opaque coyote
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The Movie, Books, and Games, are entirely separate canons

paper haven
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Without pictures?

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
paper haven
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See that's not surprising

opaque coyote
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Although the art for the Silver Eyes comic adaptation is ass

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so the book is better

opaque coyote
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Some are good

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Msot are mid

paper haven
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Also not surprising.
What is there to write about?
It's a jump scare game

opaque coyote
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and some are just

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truly

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special

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Springtrap Mpreg

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No

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This is not a joke

paper haven
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No, I believe you

opaque coyote
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Springtrap Mpreg is technically canon in the books

opaque coyote
paper haven
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Completely in line with my preexisting prejudice

opaque coyote
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With their own separate storyline

paper haven
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And also justifying it

opaque coyote
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There's the trilogy which is actually an alright read.

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It's not perfect but it's actually not bad either

paper haven
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I suppose if you throw enough mud at a wall some of it will stick

opaque coyote
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Then there's the short stories. There are some freaky ones.

Like Baby replacing a little girl's limbs with robot parts.

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Using illusion disks to trick her that she's become beautiful

paper haven
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Is this more or less freaky than the My little pony torture fanfics?

opaque coyote
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Or somebody being trapped in the FNAF 4 house in a constant loop.

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With the system being entirely automated and William long gone.

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And also Into the Pit came from the books as well, and got adapted into a game.

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And the game is actually pretty good

paper haven
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I actually met one of those writers in real life. She was exactly how you're picturing.

Extremely socially awkward

opaque coyote
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I think they even tried to tackle one of the missing children meeting their sibling as a ghost

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and their sibling helping them pass on

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The most disappointing part is that it's the first time they tried actually tackling the

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grief that would come from a kid being murdered

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and that they haven't done it before until that short story.

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Still a good short story but personally they should've tackled it in a mainline game

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Basically they're a neat series of

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mixed bags.

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If there is one guarantee, they're always at least somewhat entertaining.

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You can either read a genuinely interesting story.

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Or somebody raging after playtesting their OWN FUCKING GAME.

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And then because he is such an absolute gamer

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He birthed a baby springtrap

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said springtrap also calls him daddy

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💀

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Like I said

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Always at least somewhat entertaining

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Absolute cinema

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or absolute dogshit

fervent gull
valid needle
storm jungle
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Also like

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40k uses IRL ranks in an extremely "lol yeet" way

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so as ever its not that deep really

fervent gull
fervent gull
storm jungle
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Tbh its why I love turkish ranks

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Binbaşı is literallly just "Head of a Thousand"

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or Onbaşı is just "Head of a Ten"

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its great

fervent gull
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Simple to understand

valid needle
paper haven
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American militaries have Sergeant major too. My understanding is that the rank as it is used in 40k is also pretty in line with the general vibe. Usually a super grizzled older soldier who leads men but isn't an officer

sturdy yarrow
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oh what i cant even post images here

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alright ill just post it as text

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My silly head canon writings on the Space Marine recruitment process

**A Recruit’s Journey**
*“Through the tests of bravery, loyalty, competency and obedience, the best youth are chosen from amongst humanity. Young minds are good students. First they are taught to overcome suffering and anguish – but most importantly, they banish fear. Their language becomes that of action. Only through empowerment can he become capable of feats unthinkable by normal men. Second their bodies are made strong and resilient. With the physical tools his mind and body find parity; he becomes capable of manifesting his will into reality through force. Only then do they train as any ordinary man would: The conventional study of warfare; of melee fighting, marksmanship and battlefield tactics. The true difference between man and Space Marine is unbreakable mind and indefatigable body, not raw talent or skill.”*
   ***– Teachings of the Codex Astartes***
storm jungle
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Yeah sounds about right

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you did good enough making it sound like something glorious

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and not what it is in reality aka cutting open a child who might die during operation

sturdy yarrow
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And aside from the obvious risk of surgery, rejection, or mutation, there's the more human torture of social isolation.

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   *“The Neophyte must be stripped of his past life. He must be isolated not just from his home-world, but also from any bonds that may persist amongst themselves. During his indoctrination, he must be freed of the burdens of past relations.  His mind is best moulded without the shackles of kinship. When he has been filled with new purpose, and his higher calling fully realized, only then he is permitted to be around familiars once more. Even so, he must be deprived of a mortal childhood and never be permitted to see his family; such primal connections threaten to reawaken his fragile humanity.”*
   ***– Teachings of the Codex Astartes***

   Between eating, sleeping and physical training, the neophytes are indoctrinated in the ways of the Chapter. The Chaplain separates neophytes by familiarity, careful to make sure none of the neophytes that knew one another in their past lives can socialize meaningfully. They dine and sleep in separate quarters. In training they are kept quiet by focus, physical exhaustion and corporal punishment. They must be isolated to guarantee no interference with their indoctrination. They memorize chapter hierarchy and come to believe the chapter’s values as their own. They come to understand their holy purpose, and what they will become. They learn of the mind-boggling vastness of the Imperium. They are shown aliens, heretics, technological abominations and great weapons of wonder and woe.

   Brains like sponges, the children absorb this new world, accepting it as their new reality.
sacred bluff
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astartes were stolen from halo

vital ginkgo
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Are there any irl guns that can be held by a normal human that can peirce power armor? Like a 50 cal or 20mm

sacred ginkgo
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You can hold a recoiless rifle or grenade launcher

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Yes

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But seriously something like a modern anti material rifle could, you just have to aim for joints

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Or all of those anti armor grenades they carry on a plate joint

storm jungle
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or RPGs etc

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marines are not incinvicle and ceramite can still be cracked by proper means

rose thorn
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iiiiiiiii DID IT

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I MADE MY SYLVANETH COLORSCHEEM

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IT LOOKS FUCKING INSANE

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BUT I DID IT

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behold my desperate attempt at making a colroscheme wihtou a model

rose thorn
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its so alien coer

sacred bluff
rose thorn
arctic talon
rose thorn
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Applying for jobs and handshake is like ‘what positions are you interested in’ what ever pays, put the jobs in the bag

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People want cover letters in 2025

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What is this

opaque coyote
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"I know that there is a 50% chance you're gonna ghost me for a year and a 45% chance you're just gonna reject me. Please just give me a job."

opaque coyote
surreal nest
daring creek
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Would you say the "Imperium good" crowd are just ignorant or do you think they believe its for the greater good

surreal nest
opaque coyote
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Jokes aside, I believe they're just mostly ignorant

daring creek
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Tau good tau is best yadda yadda blue alien man kill one zillion

opaque coyote
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But some are definitely just actual Nazis

surreal nest
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I've met too many imperium good posters who had black templar profile pictures and i could only assume their real politics

opaque coyote
surreal nest
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These people would read the handmaid's tale and go "fr? Thats not too bad I can see why that happens"

arctic talon
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Anyways

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The imperium is (unfortunately) the best humanity has left

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Because it killed all the other alternatives

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Lmao

opaque coyote
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...after they killed everything else

arctic talon
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Yet another imperium W

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but the imperium is literally called the most cruel and bloody regime imaginable by GW

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In every imperium book ever

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Ignore the fact we’ve had irl regimes with an even more comically evil killing their own people rate

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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But the imperium is meant to be

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Extremely evil

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Yes they can

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They just do it in rulebooks

opaque coyote
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Or well...

arctic talon
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Not novels

opaque coyote
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They can

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But they can't do it without tanking sales

arctic talon
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Yeah they xan

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It just goes in rulebooks

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Lol

surreal nest
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The shit I've heard in America lowk sounds like word for word what happens in 40k books

arctic talon
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Like the inqusition concentration camp in charadon lol

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To dispose of people with

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Point being GW doesn’t put this stuff in novels as often

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Because it doesn’t sell as well comparatively

surreal nest
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Didn't the new black templar rulebook also have a passage about how they raze and murder civilians

arctic talon
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Yes

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And it’s based

daring creek
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What do you mean graphic torture of ppl doesn't sell well?

arctic talon
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Yeah

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Well

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It sells well

arctic talon
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But not for the imperium

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lol

surreal nest
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Not my black templars....they are my heroes.....never hurt a soul....

opaque coyote
daring creek
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I'm curious

arctic talon
surreal nest
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Either or

arctic talon
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For why the BT went apeshit

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lol

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And they were already in violation

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Of the tithe being delivered

arctic talon
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They just decided to wipe the whole slate clean

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By killing everyone

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Since they weren’t paying the full tithe, were disobedient to the imperium to ramp up production and had xenos sympathy

daring creek
arctic talon
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So they just killed everyone involved

daring creek
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I mean how is the slaughter done

arctic talon
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Depends

opaque coyote
# arctic talon Not novels

Also because like

Although it is Grimdark. Having all the novels be extremely depressing would probably get old.

daring creek
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Because I want to compare it to that of the Nightlords

surreal nest
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Thats a good question actually

arctic talon
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Orbital bombardment is the usual method

daring creek
arctic talon
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But if they have reason to

daring creek
arctic talon
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They’ll just kill you in a normal imperial execution method

surreal nest
arctic talon
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For like

opaque coyote
daring creek
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schweet

arctic talon
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Imperial factions as bad as the night lords

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The mechanicus

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lol

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And for marines

daring creek
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Yeah true

arctic talon
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Flesh tearers

daring creek
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Aren't those traiters

arctic talon
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No

daring creek
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HWAT

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HUH

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LOL

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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My guy we have a chapter called the gore golems

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Who are loyalist

opaque coyote
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They're fairly chill. Unless if you're a Xenos, mutant, or enemy

arctic talon
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Also the flesh tearers just brutally kill people

opaque coyote
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Then they'll eat you

daring creek
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What the fuck do you mean they're not traitors

arctic talon
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The Mortifactors literally Skin people alive

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lol

opaque coyote
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Probably alice

daring creek
arctic talon
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The Mortifactors ritualistically skin and eat people

opaque coyote
daring creek
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Yeah.......

opaque coyote
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Not necessarily of any moral standing

arctic talon
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The flesh tearers friendly fire rates were so bad they almost got expelled

daring creek
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Hell no I mean I don't believe they're moral but like

arctic talon
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But they reigned it in

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But you’re correct

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They almost got declared traitor lol

opaque coyote
daring creek
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Jesus I guess the difference between loyalists and traitors can often be worshipping another god or none

opaque coyote
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They look the exact same

opaque coyote
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or also one but it's a different one than the corpse emperor

arctic talon
daring creek
arctic talon
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lol

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Both are extremely psychopathic

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The mechanicus encourages psychopathy

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Within its ranks

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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With how it’s structured

opaque coyote
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Imperium tends to keep the spikes at a minimum

arctic talon
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The dark mechanicum uses less slaves then the adeptus mechanicus

daring creek
arctic talon
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But that’s due to lack of availability

arctic talon
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Lack of emotions

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Emotional regulation is a big thing in the mechanicus

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Most tech priests can shut it off at will

opaque coyote
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A tech priest thinking about something

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Firstly they think of it with zero emotions

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Then they turn it on and think about it with emotions

rose thorn
opaque coyote
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And then they compare

arctic talon
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Ultimately emotion does drive their decisions at times

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As much as they try to make it not

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But tech priests are still psychopaths normally lol

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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They do

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It’s just a religous and political clusterfuck whenever something does get invented

opaque coyote
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Well. Officially invent stuff on a mass scale instead of individual efforts

arctic talon
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Yeah

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Well

opaque coyote
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But invention is illegal

arctic talon
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Anyways stuff like the thallax is proof the mechanicus is made up of psychopaths

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@daring creek

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Thallax are great

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They’re in constant mental and emotional agony

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The only relief they get is when they kill, they get a nice dose of painkillers and combat drugs that make them feel good

daring creek
arctic talon
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It’s a great image lol

daring creek
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Transition goals...

arctic talon
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LOL

sturdy yarrow
opaque coyote
# arctic talon <@415075981456572436>

retains independent human thought

"hmm... Thallax. What is your opinion on the current state of things."

"KILL ME. KILL ME NOW. AAAA-"

"Yup. Just about what I expected."

arctic talon
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Thallax are basically admech space marines

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lol

daring creek
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So awesome

arctic talon
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Both in terms of battlefield role

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And the whole

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Power armored shock troop

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Thing

daring creek
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any good introductory books on the admech

arctic talon
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Still around in 40K sku

opaque coyote
arctic talon
arctic talon
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They just don’t get to control their movements or actions

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They’re literally puppeted

arctic talon
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Nah

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Tech thralls

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The step below a servitor

daring creek
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mm.

arctic talon
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When you’re so worthless it’s not worth making a servitor out of you

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You get your limbs hacked off and shoved into a suit that controls your movements

daring creek
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who are they puppeted by

sturdy yarrow
arctic talon
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A tech priest of some rank

arctic talon
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Okay but the whole all the xenos turned on humanity thing

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Is literally false

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In universe

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Like explicitly

daring creek
sturdy yarrow
daring creek
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titan fall ass fate

arctic talon
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There were plenty of human civilizations who lived alongside xenos during the great crusade as equals

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The imperium just killed them all

opaque coyote
sturdy yarrow
arctic talon
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In terms of surviving humans yeah

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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But even the surviving humans sometimes didn’t get along

opaque coyote
sturdy yarrow
arctic talon
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Anyways point being

opaque coyote
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Oh really

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Hm

arctic talon
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The imperiums policy of total xenocide

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Is literally wrong

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It’s not like Earth or Mars got attacked by xenos

sturdy yarrow
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"literally wrong" meaning what exactly?

arctic talon
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They just imploded on their own

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The imperium spawned on terra

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The whole kill every xenos thing is something the emperor came up with

surreal nest
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also not even to mention that the imperium is needlessly cruel and uncaring to their OWN population they are not justified in anything

arctic talon
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^

daring creek
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neo earth?

opaque coyote
# sturdy yarrow "literally wrong" meaning what exactly?

The Eldar once were about to kill Slaanesh. About to fix their biggest mistake that caused immense amounts of suffering . They were basically begging for the SMs nearby to hold back on killing them until after the ritual.

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The SMs killed them all anyways because they couldn't hold back their sheer hatred and Slaanesh got to live another day.

sturdy yarrow
arctic talon
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It’s irl earth

arctic talon
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For one they’re an expansionist empire

opaque coyote
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Like

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100%

arctic talon
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And also the tau have their own brand of racism

sturdy yarrow
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Probably yeah.

arctic talon
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Well

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Xenophobia

opaque coyote
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The Emperor just fucking hates Xenos

arctic talon
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So they’d be in his way

sturdy yarrow
opaque coyote
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A lot

sturdy yarrow
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their whole caste system is racism

arctic talon
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They’re also xenophobic

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Tbf

sturdy yarrow
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i'm saying both

arctic talon
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Yeah

sturdy yarrow
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they're just benevolent xenophobes lol

daring creek
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benevolent xenophobes

opaque coyote
sturdy yarrow
arctic talon
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You’re a second class citizen

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You can’t rise to the same station as a tau

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As any non tau

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You can climb up in a high rank within your own pocket

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But ultimately you’re limited

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Compared to a hive world I mean yeah

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But it still sucks to live in the tau empire

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In its own unique way

sturdy yarrow
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Yeah

opaque coyote
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At least you get to eat ramen

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So

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Not a full 0/10

sturdy yarrow
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your best bet in 40K is to re-roll until you get to live on a paradise world

opaque coyote
sturdy yarrow
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sure even then you'll probably be a servant and get diddled by some pervy noble but hey it beats corpse starch and 14 hour shifts in the manufactorum

opaque coyote
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Good for the visitors

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Bad to live in and work

sturdy yarrow
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better than a hive

arctic talon
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Roll to live on a civilized world that isn’t shit