40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

I say this as a comic hater, its worth it

it actually does something new and different with Batman, entire reaosn I even bothered reading it.

[shadow plover]

similar thoughts

[storm jungle]

Yeah i really like the angle of him being a master-class civil engineer the most lol

I dont think ive ever seen a Batman story do something like tihs.

Also my favorite trope; the hero gets their ass kicked constantly but still manages

[shadow plover]

[arctic talon]

I think my only complaint about Absolute batman is

the fucking Truck lmao

aside from that w/e LOL

[storm jungle]

Lmao the truck I let pass

because like

[arctic talon]

Like how the fuck did he steal it

[storm jungle]

its a comic book

so fuck it, who cares

[arctic talon]

I'm just curious how the fuck he stole it

and gets the gas for it

LOL

its cool as fuck

[storm jungle]

Hes an inventor

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1262311186351788113/1296045943849750539/in-light-of-recent-news-kazotsky-kick-burnice-v0-ok2zvyr6hxud1.gif

[arctic talon]

this is what his diet of kale, brown rice and chicken has allowed him to afford

on a civil engineers salary

[storm jungle]

Ngl memes aside his origin story kinda motivates me more than most hero backstories

like obviously the other side of it is exaggerated but the feats he does on the civil side are so good

[celest dome]

Is Absolute Batman the Chest Hammer one ?

[rose thorn]

its an axe yea

[celest dome]

Still look so ill fitting

[rose thorn]

suprised he goes with cutting off limbs rather than just breaking their bones but htat porbbaly requires alot more effort

[storm jungle]

Its comics.

[celest dome]

Absolute Wonder woman is a design peak

[lofty mason]

I want to see Absolute Zatanna.

[arctic talon]

The best art of all of the absolute comics is from the Martian mindfucker

[rose thorn]

its wonderwoman with a beraker sword of course its peak

and i dont even like wonderwoman but this is one of the best designs ive seen in a while

[celest dome]

The only bad Absolute I've seem was the Flash one

[arctic talon]

It’s uh

[rose thorn]

OH OH I GET THE REFERENCE

IT S UHHHH

FUKCIN

[lofty mason]

What's the main difference between the Absolute timeline and the main DC Comics timeline?

[arctic talon]

Everything fucking sucks for the heros

lol

[lofty mason]

I want to start getting into Absolute-verse, but I don't know much about it.

[arctic talon]

Just read the comics tbh

[lofty mason]

I thought the Absolute as in: they have absolute powers and one of the most powerful renditions of the heroes.

[arctic talon]

Also some of the power sets are different in the case of both flash and Martian manhunter seemingly

Wally has some weird shit going on

[arctic talon]

Martian manhunter is the Martian mindfucker now

[arctic talon]

Lmao no

The naming is a little weird

[rose thorn]

its like undertale au fanficiton for DC and official

[arctic talon]

But it’s darkseids funny edgy oc universe

Where everything sucks

[celest dome]

Isn't that basically standard atm ?

[arctic talon]

Idk

But I don’t think I’ve read a Batman run where he literally gets torn apart

And experimented on for months straight

[celest dome]

Probably in that Batman qho laugh run

Amd didn't Jim Gordon have that happen once or twice by the Joker

[arctic talon]

He just got tortured

Batman has Venom stuff in him now lol

Anyways everything sucks for the heros more then usual

[rose thorn]

today is friday damn

[cunning mango]

Guys i have a theory i want your feedback

So, we know from the vaults of terra series that the golden throne is failing, everything goes to shit and the big E is gonna die

however one of the few humans who could probably fix it because theyve had some interaction with it and know some parts is vulkan, because as we know, in the siege of terra series he is given the seven talisman and told hey if the traitors win, blow this shit up (Terra) and before he disappears he tells his sons “in your greatest time of need find all 40K warhammers and i will return” so obviously GW cant let big E die or everything is fucked and there goes their cash cow. So maybe he will return soon and the salamanders will have a major role in the setting again

[storm jungle]

I very much doubt it for a couple of reasons.

1. The Throne is likely never gonna fail, if it does GW will just find some other reason to keep the status quo; it has been "failing" for like 15 IRL years or so

2. Vulkan is good but he isnt that good. The Talisman was more of an addon than showing him knowing a proper inner workings of the Throne, its an incredibly ancient device that incorporates countless amount of eldritch technology that goes into the earth itself

3. Simply put Salamanders are not important/sold enough on tabletop to be of any critical role.

[crystal forum]

the woker who cancelled

[crystal forum]

perfect day for stellaris right

[storm jungle]

die

[crystal forum]

you give me the gun first

[storm jungle]

Not falling for that trick

[rose thorn]

ill do it ill do it let me finish my section on flooding

[storm jungle]

god his fucking london cockney accent is so good lmao

[lament shoal]

He's my fav. The VA did such a great job with his lines

[storm jungle]

FAWKUS'D, IN KUNTRAWL

also same, hes so fucking pissed off

[opaque coyote]

Is there anything on the Imperium similar to this:

https://youtu.be/1pWmHeikZxQ?si=DA1L3lLSkDRR9xUy

Like wide spread machinery that had such a severe flaw that it literally kills people before they even go to the field

[rose thorn]

irl dreadnought

wait fucki mixed it up witht he dunecrwaler

[rose thorn]

irl dunecrawler

[nocturne crest]

Don't all the admech's vehicles slowly kill their driver through radiation?

[rose thorn]

ye but the dunecrawler literally has a guy sit in thenuclera reactor

quite fond of the brazen consuls

ill ntoe them down

[opaque coyote]

"YOU PUNY ORGANICS GET CANCER"

"I USE IT AS A PERSONAL BATTERY"

Jokes aside how are like

Magos immune to stuff like cancer

Like

Wouldn't their brain still be affected by all the radiation and shit

Wouldn't they just get brain cancer

[rose thorn]

Carmine Blades are funny, they didnt know they were blood angel sucessors so they ahve been getting bodied by the vampire sutff

Clementine Knights' symbol is a fucking orange lmao

[arctic talon]

The crux mechanicum is space magic

In how it functions

Once you’re 50% augmented cancer just doesn’t work on you anymore

Don’t ask how or why

[arctic talon]

This shit goes hard

Also there’s ship pattersn called the tyrant and dictator as well

[rose thorn]

lmao

i gotta say

doom eagles are pretty peak

[arctic talon]

Gotta own being evil in 40K smh

It’s the best way

[rose thorn]

lmao

they believe all life is meant to just die

so they dive into death with strength

and have rituals accepting their own deaths and do mourning rituals and stuff

All of creation suffers, young ones. Only in accepting our own mortality can we make a difference. Only in bearing the burden of our failures can we find the strength to go on. Only in detachment from glory, or honour, or jealousy... from life itself can we hope to spare others from grief.[2]

We are Doom Eagles. And we are dead already.

+++ Librarian Secundus Thryn of the Doom Eagles +++[2]

[storm jungle]

speaking of goofy ass evil stuff

was reading the new Munda cop book

[rose thorn]

oh?

[arctic talon]

Do they have new comically evil things to do

[storm jungle]

oh man

yeah hold on

[rose thorn]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Emperor's_Pointy_Sticks

[storm jungle]

they replaced all the side-page quotes with "crimes" people commit

[languid meadow]

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[rose thorn]

OOOO

[arctic talon]

She’s probably a doctor there lol

Experimenting on people

[storm jungle]

these are so fucking funny

[arctic talon]

LOL

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Helmwar that ugly

[rose thorn]

pEAK

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I thought that like

Lead shielding (or some other radiation resistant metal) would be a thing

Cause if you're like 60% metal

Then lead poisoning wouldn't really be a problem

Because how the fuck is it gonna get into your blood

You don't even have skin anymore

Hell you might not need blood anymore, just coolant

So I can imagine a layer of lead or some scifi magic material that says "no" to radiation

In like every significantly modified tech priest

[arctic talon]

Skitarii warplate has lead weaved into it

Along with ceramite

[opaque coyote]

Yeah so I assume it's due to that

[arctic talon]

Well

Skitarii get cancer still

Until they pass the crux

[opaque coyote]

Hm

Yeah I think either

You're so modified that radiation doesn't affect you because you're like

30% lead now

Or you're probably gonna die soon anyways so it's not like lead poisoning is gonna harm hou

Actually considering how crazy some Magos are

Maybe they are lead poisoned

[arctic talon]

A lot of tech priests replace their blood

lol

So do some skitarii

[storm jungle]

Hey I understand that reference

[rose thorn]

okay im at j

ill continute scrollign later

[rose thorn]

HWEHWEHAHAH

[storm jungle]

Death.

[lament shoal]

Like you can practically see the fucking spit flying out of his mouth whenever he's screams out one of his voice of command lines

I love it

[storm jungle]

YEAH, again the accent is amazing

[crystal forum]

he sounds like he has crooked teeth

[rose thorn]

White straight guys reading lesbian tumblr posts is the funniest shit ever

[crystal forum]

resident evil 7!!!!

[lament shoal]

God that boss was fucked lol

[crystal forum]

no YOU are fucked

[storm jungle]

MARGARUITE IS A LADY

[lament shoal]

It was a compliment

[storm jungle]

SHOW HER RESPECT

[crystal forum]

reminder

[storm jungle]

no life

next

[crystal forum]

YEAH BITCHES

100 hours

[storm jungle]

"Oh shit hes not eating it Jack hes not eating it!"

"Shut the hell up woman!"

"OH YOU'RE A REAL SONOVABITCH"

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-resident-evil-resident-evil7-marguerite-jack-baker-gif-17500296

[crystal forum]

i like the fact that louisiana accents are so weird that you cant tell if their accents are authentic or not

zoe's accent sucks so much ass though

[vagrant fox]

RE7 is a good time, god I wish I lived in the swamp

[crystal forum]

no you dont

[lament shoal]

I love RE7, I wish Louisiana was real

[crystal forum]

you fucking islander

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[crystal forum]

punching zombies to death

best dlc ever

[storm jungle]

https://i.redd.it/qdh32rfj5g591.gif

https://i.redd.it/ndqm2mqc5g591.gif

I

WOKE UP

IN A NEW

BUGATTI

[crystal forum]

re7 is the best game in the series no cap

[storm jungle]

nah its not

but its close

[crystal forum]

i will always stand by that opinion

[lament shoal]

FALCONE PAAWWNCH

[crystal forum]

it beats 4

[storm jungle]

it really doesnt

[crystal forum]

it has more horror

[storm jungle]

it really doesnt

[crystal forum]

there is barely any horror in 4

[storm jungle]

...

Because its a fucking action horror game

[crystal forum]

maybe as a baby

[storm jungle]

you fucking dimwit

[crystal forum]

which you are

[storm jungle]

lmao

[crystal forum]

a baby

[storm jungle]

you are like 20 years old

shut up

[crystal forum]

waaah waaah im dilara i want my quick action sequences

[vagrant fox]

The only thing that would've made RE7 better is if Ricardo Irving somehow made a return

[lament shoal]

Mr. X stalking you around rpd in the second one was pretty scary

[crystal forum]

re4 more like indiana jones

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/girly-pop-ricardo-irving-resident-evil-resident-evil-5-gif-2658727058752965964

[crystal forum]

with the boulder

[crystal forum]

is that a 6 character

[storm jungle]

RE5

[storm jungle]

IM

A BUSINESSMAN

[crystal forum]

i mix them

[vagrant fox]

5

[storm jungle]

WITHSTYANDARTS

[crystal forum]

because both bad

[vagrant fox]

I fucking love Ricardo

[storm jungle]

Irving is legit amazing

[vagrant fox]

HELLO YOUSE TWO

[storm jungle]

ksdfldskfsdf

I CAN HEAR HIS VOICE

its hilarious because hes such a fucking "Who?" character too

[crystal forum]

flamboyant new yorker

[storm jungle]

war criminal

makes money off of poor people

[vagrant fox]

Absolutely who the fuck is this random asshole

[crystal forum]

wesker just immediately takes the scene ofc

[storm jungle]

exploits foreign nations

yeah hes a new yorker

[crystal forum]

because after re4 it's always wesker

[storm jungle]

Lmfao literally

[storm jungle]

you got an issue with this?

either take the funk

or get the fuck out

[crystal forum]

my dick does

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-no-wesker-no-no-albert-wesker-resident-evil-dead-by-daylight-gif-26437163

[crystal forum]

it cant handle wesker

[storm jungle]

BASED.

also same

[crystal forum]

chris redfield hit that rock NOW

[queen laurel]

Oh hey it's absolute Batman fighting absolute joker

[lament shoal]

You're not batman, you're batBRICK

[unique bronze]

why he look like that

[queen laurel]

Because why not I mean absolute killer croc looks like this

[unique bronze]

I mean I'd get croc lookin like that, just thougt there was a story behind it kekw

[storm jungle]

He was born that way

hes croc chilling

[rose thorn]

Ai brainrot killer croc

[queen laurel]

Oh he used to be a human until he was forcefully mutilated and mutated

[spare osprey]

he defo wasn't lmaooo

bane is just a beast

[queen laurel]

Oh there's a reason why he looks like that because of this

Yeah 90% of his body is just a giant mouth

Designed to eat people

[rose thorn]

Can I be real that looks stupid as fuck lmao

[queen laurel]

Well if you want to feel sorry for someone feel sorry for absolute penguin

[rose thorn]

Ooo nice take

I like it

[queen laurel]

Well yeah because bane broke every single bone in his body leaving him alive but it's so bad he got literally reduced 2 ft in height

He used to just be a normal person in this one unfortunately

[rose thorn]

oh what did he look like before?

ah

was he like a villian before

also new game in my favorite genre of games released

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn6s3itZP5Q

fever dream games made in a 20+ yera old engine

[lament shoal]

@storm jungle

[queen laurel]

Oh no a good chunk of Batman villains in this one is literally his friends

Waylon Jones used to be his friend until he became a crocodile

Absolute Riddler also used to be his friend same

Two-Face and penguin as well

[rose thorn]

oh nice

[queen laurel]

Absolute universe is scuff you see

[young pecan]

that looks more like a disfigured lump of flesh than a penguin to me

[queen laurel]

Yeah but this is the absolute universe

You know a universe made by darkseid where the mantra is Hope has to shine brighter than ever before

Also this guy literally again got mutilated by bane and broken every bone in his body to the point that his height got reduced by 2 ft

[young pecan]

yeah fair

I would hate to take a trip to antarctica in absolute universe

[lament shoal]

Just kill me at that point tbh

[storm jungle]

He literally has been brutalized by a space marine sized Bane

thats kinda the point, hes hospitalized and not even in "stable" condition yet

[queen laurel]

And that is without venom

With venom

He is going to be able to box out an Ogryn

[opaque coyote]

Also I think it's pointed out that Bane specifically

Avoided all vital organs

And instead just broke all of his bones

[queen laurel]

Yeah he specifically avoided all of of vital organs

And meticulously broke every bone in penguin's body

[storm jungle]

Yeah he did

[sour hornet]

imperial psykers would be so effective if they were actually capitalized on

I just finished an XCOM 2 mission on veteran, and my avatar just dominated the whole match with psychic powers

[opaque coyote]

I think it kinda serves as a secondary purpose of mocking Batman's No Kill rule.

Cause Absolute Batman still follows that. Although... not without an arm or leg lost for the attacker at worst.

This is just like the most extreme conclusion of sorts

[rose thorn]

someone have that guy crashing out that the guy is a captian even though he abuses priosners and stuff

the twitter post

and then the guy repsones

"le angels of death.... le kill people?"

[rose thorn]

the one with uh

this guy

i sent it

cant find it

FOUND IT

[sour hornet]

I find it strange that people respond to things like daemons or chaos with "See! The Imperium are the heckin' good guys!™" like the Imperium isn't so completely dogshit that it literally spawns daemons through pure unfettered suffering

the Imperium is ultra concentrated, premium dogass 100% of the time with no breaks

[rose thorn]

HE DOUBLED DOWN

[sour hornet]

“Ferren Areios being made an Ultramarine, let alone a Captain, is deeply insulting!”

“He—”

[Proceeds to describe incredibly tame, common actions for literally any Space Marine.]

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[green loom]

Surrender is pointless, the enemy is less than human to marines

Which I guess he kinda missed the memo on lol

[storm jungle]

WAIT

HES STILL GOING WITH THIS?

[surreal nest]

"nobody reads the books"

speaking from experience are we?

[storm jungle]

Its been like 2 fucking weeks lmao

[surreal nest]

sometimes I wish I was stupid like a 40k fan and not a chiseled age of sigmar historical agonistic miniature game fan

[storm jungle]

Lmfao

god i really am glad WHF/AOS fans dont deal with this shit

Sigmar is just such a chad-bro

[dapper gyro]

Always people with a SM profile...

[lament shoal]

Tourists when the genocidal super soldiers commit genocide

[dapper gyro]

They don't know their own faces.

[lament shoal]

Saw someone compare the two franchises where in fantasy, humans have their shit together and chaos is insane, but in 40k humans are insane and chaos has its shit together lol

[dapper gyro]

Nah, in 40K, both are insane.

Chaos can barely work together.

[storm jungle]

^

[dapper gyro]

Like in the 9e and 10e, despite the great rift, Necron and Nids are more of concerns to the imperium.

[queen laurel]

ah yes the goat, Sigmar Heldenhammer, barbarian, God king and savior of humankind

[rose thorn]

fuckkkkkk im a gulliman head

anyhow heres my top 4 picks for chatpers

[storm jungle]

I love that artist

the old imperial robot designs are so cute too

lmao

[sacred bluff]

they're fun to post

[storm jungle]

luv me Space Maids

[outer wave]

Do space marine serfs exist?

Like as a punishment for breaking the codex astartes but in a light way?

[queen laurel]

nice picks here's mine

[storm jungle]

Wdym exist

serfs have always been a thing

Oh marine servants lol

[outer wave]

I get serfs, like human serfs

Yeah

[rose thorn]

its really a juggle between libators adn brazen consul

[outer wave]

Like Space Marines that have done dishonor to their code or whatever and must be serfs

[rose thorn]

libators are funny, easier to kitbash, but harder ot paint

but brazen consul is cool

[sacred bluff]

it would be a waste of space marine so probably not

[outer wave]

Damn, it could've been justified for space maids to exist

😔

[rose thorn]

anwyay let me keep reaidng through the list

[lament shoal]

Closest we got to those are servitorized marines

[outer wave]

Damn, but thats still valid

[rose thorn]

??????????????????????

[outer wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/794801623036854302/1165501685792251924/crumple.gif

[rose thorn]

CRASHING OUT

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Night_Swords

I LOVE THEM BUT HTEY HAVE NO OCOLORS

AAAAAAAAA

[lament shoal]

That's just someone's gray pile of shame dw

[storm jungle]

hold on bitch i got you

Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operaitonal crayon board

[sour hornet]

Fantasy filters out trad grognards by not having space marine expies that hog 100% of all of the attention

[rose thorn]

are night swords on here?

[sour hornet]

I remember being introduced to fantasy and wondering where the astartes equivalents were

[queen laurel]

OH MAN

hit you with the double up iron slammer

[storm jungle]

Lmao got your ass

[storm jungle]

Its also the fact that you can worship other gods

which is fucking based both for WHF and AOS

[rose thorn]

let me cjeck the pdfs

[queen laurel]

And you know whY

warhammer fantasy used to work

there were other human factions

[storm jungle]

Tilea my beloved

[queen laurel]

you have the empire kislev cathay and...brettonnia

[rose thorn]

im crashing out its the tutorial chapter for the character creator

[lament shoal]

[queen laurel]

Be careful there you might keep crashing out to the point that you crash hrough the planet

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/40k-warhammer-40k-dreadnought-redemptor-dreadnought-by-the-nine-i'm-tweakin-gif-9390896391163403429

[lament shoal]

[median star]

yes/no

[rose thorn]

am i gonna email andy hoare asking for what he thinks the colors of the night swords are

https://tenor.com/view/frustrated-tony-stark-face-palm-iron-man-gif-15074367

need someone officially affiliated to say the colorscheme and then i can do it form there

ugh

i know exactly what he would say too lmao

"oh yeah desert camo" or osmething

[opaque coyote]

I like the magical girl sisters they did once

Fits surprisingly well

Also despite black being my favorite color. I seriously wish there were more color schemes for sisters in general

[rose thorn]

i dont think he even does gw stuff anymore

[opaque coyote]

The dreadnought pic Apoc posted was 12 hrs ago

So he still does

[rose thorn]

sirry i was talking about andy hoare

holy shit

A COLORSCHEME WIHTOUT A SOURCE

im

gonna chose to belive it

[arctic talon]

This is old lore

so

The Legion of the Damned

used to be written as the Fire hawks

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[arctic talon]

So the fire hawks basicially

went into the warp

some horrific disease afflicted them

and they basicially became marine zombies

but that got retcon'd in like

fucking 3e or 4e

Its OLD OLD lore

like Rogue Trader era lore

yeah its from 1988

[queen laurel]

so what's the deal now what's the reason why they are daemonic space marines

[arctic talon]

They're daemons(maybe) of the emperor

or warp echos of marines sustained by the emperor(maybe)

anyways point being they're daemons

or resemble daemons

they make cogitators freak out, need a weak veil between reality and the warp

get banished by shit

[queen laurel]

They have been described as having the traits of demons

[arctic talon]

their weapons ignore the laws of physics and stuff

[iron mural]

So are the vostroyon any cool what’s their deal?

I think I spelled their name wrong:/

[arctic talon]

Their whole deal is having better guns then pretty much every other guard regiment due to the fact their homeworld is an industrial world with close ties to the mechanicus

All vostroyan firstborn children become soldiers

because they didn't send troops during the Heresy and thats their punishment for it

[iron mural]

I see

[arctic talon]

their weapons are very well made and often heirloom weapons worth more then the person actually carrying them

[iron mural]

They peaked my interest because they kinda give me Russian vibes

[arctic talon]

They're like based on Cossaks mostly

I think

[iron mural]

Actually really cool

[celest dome]

Which would also imply that they get to return home after some campaign

[arctic talon]

tbh they might also ship back the dead ones guns(if they don't make it)

considering they often grab the gun rather then the body

when there's casulties

[radiant lance]

Which primarch had the most daddy issues?

[arctic talon]

Mortarion probably

[radiant lance]

I was thinking Lorgar
Imagine making your entire personality "I love my daddy", and then he tells you to fuck off

[arctic talon]

Mortario had daddy issues before meeting the emperor

[languid meadow]

Dude was a trainwreck

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[paper haven]

That's such a brutal hit

[opaque coyote]

Honestly

The only thing that would somehow top this is a fucking dropkick

[opaque coyote]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRDeE0Wn5Ps

"I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is"

Along with zapping the King after he curses him.

I think this interpretation of Satan doesn't actually hate humans. Not fully at least. He hates the seemingly short memory of human kind.

How they seem to repeat the same habits.

He only seems to get pissed when they start arguing about the cow.

My interpretation of "I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is" is that it is a sardonic remark for the king, for God, for the children, and on some level, himself.

For much of human history, Kings, Queens, Emperors, and rulers legitimize their rule by saying they are ordained by God. Any inconvenience is the fault of the "ungrateful peasants".

A detail is that the clay king orders the peasants for them to bow to him.

I believe that Satan is playing the character of God. That's why he is wearing a mask, similar to how Comedies and Plays use masks to play another character.

It is his criticism of God. After all, humanity in the abhramiac religions was made in the image of Him.

But he is also aware that he is also a torturer. The king that is ruled over by a king. He hates humanity, he hates God, and he hates himself. As many scathing remarks he can make, he also knows that he can't do anything.

All he can do is hate.

He cannot stop the cycle, neither can he really continue it.

All he can do is hate.

It's worth noting that the claymation is based off of an unfinished short story by Mark Twain.

In a meta sense, Satan knows how powerless he is. Just like the clay people, he can be obliterated in but a thought. Quite literally abandoned and thrown away by God.

Just like he obliterated the clay people.

Just like how we can die at any moment.

But, there is one difference, unlike Satan. The children can change. We can change.

We can grow.

But he can't. He never will. Like I said.

All he can do is hate.

[daring creek]

I come in here expecting 40k shite but then I'm presented with an insightful interpretation of an animation I watched a long time ago.

Very nice.

Then again I think yesterday or the day before we spoke about chemistry, jobs and what not.

oop

[opaque coyote]

it is the lore chat way

[daring creek]

Insneed

https://youtu.be/24MHG5d_bxA

Unfortnately. This video is unlisted for some reason.

Although it is hilarious

AH SHIT

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YOU GW

Worst part is this is just fan made shit

Oh yes I should provide the playlist

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6obTLJTJH82nOjuBIiixU5gSbEwrRNuV

[rocky gale]

GW wasn't going after this stuff, people are just dumb

[celest dome]

They did go after some stuff, and people are wary about their stuff being taken down when they're subsisting onbit

[rocky gale]

It was specifically fan animations that were being made for profit, not greentext shitposts

Yea what GW did was dumb, but tired of people acting like GW was wandering around with a machete randomly murdering content creators for posting anything 40k related

[opaque coyote]

Nintendo momen

[rocky gale]

If Nintendo could copywrite making video games itself and sue anyone else in the world who's ever made a game, they would

[opaque coyote]

GW is still on the lower end in terms of

"THAT'S MY COPYRIGHT"

And although they aren't stabbing any content creators who post anything 40k related

They're definitely making them pull their heads down

And walking around with a bloody machete

It's like Night Lords pre-traitor

You're not gonna rebel anytime soon because you just saw a guy get his brain shoved into his mouth

And his skin flayed until all of his muscles was exposed

Oh and also his dick twisted

Vs Nintendo who will do that anyways

[opaque coyote]

https://youtube.com/shorts/TT9ArM3-KJQ?si=E_lNjngRe7MMX-tM

Also

https://youtube.com/shorts/p2LuLqbfXwI?si=vQfy23mefpqcmLM4

[surreal nest]

Same people who think GW did a bad by not letting a company just rip their assets and make their own app for Killteam

I get that it's a shitty thing to do but we have to like expect this at some point

I've also seen those same types of people criticize GW for hiring the astartes animator. It's just so unserious

[dire loom]

@surreal nest but can't the lore be changed and updated naturally?

[surreal nest]

In regards to what?

[dire loom]

To what drip we can get and class archetypes for the game.

[surreal nest]

I don't remember what conversation this was ngl i dont know if you got the wrong fella

but yeah warhammer lore is very fickle and inconsistent it changes very often. I love that about it

[dire loom]

No yeah, #darktide-driptide was talking about it and I wanted another opinion on the matter etcetera.

[surreal nest]

It's a very lazy excuse people often use for warhammer branded games. It's true that GW restricts the decisions of the development of the game 100%. But people use that constantly as like a catch all excuse for why certain things don't exist. It's weird

[dire loom]

I just find it crazy that most people think I'm a commissar or Inquisitor in-game already because of my drip and roleplaying. So I don't think it's lore reasons as to why there are drip limitations.

[surreal nest]

I've had this same discussion with people about how it's more than likely new classes won't be rejects and I always got cited with hilariously inaccurate lore or the catch all GW wont allow it excuse. Kinda irritates me

forever coping and seething at being correct but i dont remember the people who said I was wrong so I can't gloat

[dire loom]

Same, thank you for understanding moon kindred.

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/skating-basketball-slam-dunk-ice-gif-24361241

[dire loom]

Weren't there some people who doubted playable Arby's ever being a thing?

[surreal nest]

100%

I honestly didn't expect them but they fit perfectly within the story and gameplay

[dire loom]

I think it just comes down to preferences and what people want or what is popular currently etc.

[rocky gale]

The same people now doubt Eldar sixth class

[dire loom]

Or if Fatshark wants niche stuff

Which literally could be anything

Like it's so vague the scale is galactic wide. Lol

Very broad chances to literally being anything.

[surreal nest]

Yeah literally exactly. There are near infinite possibilites for warhammer and GW takes good advantage of that I think. Primarchs randomly appearing again and shit. Retcons or whatever are just a natural state of an ever expanding decades spanning IP

[dire loom]

Maybe it's confirmed now because there seems to be a pattern?

[surreal nest]

I just really want a kroot mercernary I would actually go feral and ballistic and evil

I will forever hold onto hope

[celest dome]

Yes, cause people were going with the optic of remaining Rejects.

[lament shoal]

At least we're getting one in Dark Heresy

[celest dome]

But Arbites do have some problems, like the cosmetics

[surreal nest]

fr?

[lament shoal]

Yeah there's a kroot companion

She's a sniper

[surreal nest]

I am going feral and ballistic

possibly evil

[lament shoal]

[celest dome]

Xenos have the weapon acquisition system problem

[surreal nest]

I hope she has the same accent as the Kroot in the ciaphais cain audiobooks

It was so badass

I hope she clicks her jaw together too when she talks

[celest dome]

Like Eldar and Kroot weapons being modified by Hadron...

[lament shoal]

All the more reason to pick ordo xenos when your acolyte gets that promotion in the game lol

[surreal nest]

Maybe we get a cooler hadron

[rocky gale]

It's Owlcat, so there will be 3 voicelines for the entire character and then silence

[dire loom]

As long as it's for the Emperah, and Imperium. I'll allow it.

[surreal nest]

NOOOOO I FORGOT

[celest dome]

Yes, but honestly I could see them do human subfaction still 1st

[surreal nest]

I forgot its fucking owlcat oh my god i cannot play their games

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-gif-18148683

[rocky gale]

Yea

[lament shoal]

They said they plan to have the characters fully voiced for dark heresy so

[rocky gale]

Holy shit really?

[surreal nest]

I LOVE owlcat I can't wait to try their game

[lament shoal]

They want it to be a step up in quality compared to rogue trader

[rocky gale]

It only took them 3 games to discover voice acting

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-reverse-gif-18043277904536852653

[celest dome]

More so that they now know that they have the people that would buy it, so they can spend more and do VA work too

[lament shoal]

Also there's gonna be an ogryn companion too

And a catachan

And a corsair

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/skating-basketball-slam-dunk-ice-gif-24361241

[rocky gale]

The inconsistent voice acting is one of my main gripes with Owlcat games

Like it's a small thing but it just annoys me so much I can't play them

[surreal nest]

I am not going to lie I did not enjoy the roster of companions for rogue trader at all

I also really dont like rogue traders

[misty vector]

Was sad that all the strong party members leave when you take the heretical route

[lament shoal]

Official art for the game

[rocky gale]

Also hate the prologue in Kingmaker

[dire loom]

Did some of em want it to be rejects only or something? That is a crazy mindset.. no offense ngl

[surreal nest]

Ah hell nah they gotta beef up that catachan

[dire loom]

True

[misty vector]

Who’s the lady on the left with the metal arm?

[celest dome]

I mean, without narrative change there were reason to think that it would be Reject only origin

[storm jungle]

Medic i think

[celest dome]

And the Arbites did introduce some new narrative origin

[storm jungle]

Also torturer lol

[surreal nest]

I can't believe I'm such a kroot fan and I just have a box of them rotting

i hate my shame

[misty vector]

Oooh cool

[storm jungle]

Its a female kroot as well

GYATT

[lament shoal]

Here's her bio if you're interested

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/kaitron5000-kouluve-gif-26301330

[celest dome]

Kroot but it is a Sniper

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-bob-esponja-spongebob-celebrating-shout-gif-15748766

[rocky gale]

Like the Duke is seriously going "Damn one of you is a traitor but I don't know who I can trust, Evil McEvilson who is clearly evil, like he's sitting there twirling his moustache while laughing manically and brandishing a dagger in the other hand in a menacing manner and who is from the city that sent the traitor, or the lawful good Paladin who worships the god of always telling the truth and being a kind and helping everyone you meet. Seriously it could be either one of you"

[dire loom]

I still think the limitations on Arbites drip has nothing to do with lore. I think they're just having some internal issues with someone at GW or the artist are busy making new stuff or something. But then someone at GW is like "nah, I don't know.. try again". Can't they just make new stuff and just throw in some lore fluff?

[surreal nest]

I LOVE INEDIBLES

[dire loom]

Oh wait-

[lament shoal]

I'm really hoping they give Haymar (the catachan) an aussie accent lol

[dire loom]

I just contradicted myself again

[celest dome]

Nah, probably wary of leaks so the subcontractors weren't given access to Arb before it launched

[dire loom]

Damn shame

[dire loom]

Abelard was peak though.

[rocky gale]

Dunno, I can never finish the prologues of an Owlcat game

[lament shoal]

Abelard, kill that forgefiend using nothing but a sword

[surreal nest]

Same, but I feel like dark heresy will be different for me just because of the cast

[rocky gale]

Bought every one with all DLC's and can never get past the prologue

[opaque coyote]

I mean GW definitely has retconned their lore several times. It's just natural.

Honestly the worst thing GW has ever done like copyright wise.

Was trying to patent the concept of Space Marines.

Yes they did try to do that

[rocky gale]

Hell my name is in the credits of Rogue Trader and still

[opaque coyote]

It didn't go well

[rocky gale]

Total prologue death of interest

[lament shoal]

The rt dlcs have been absolute peak tho

They did genestealer cults justice

They're so well represented in the game

[opaque coyote]

It seems that every big company tries to patent a concept

[queen laurel]

I should really finish the lex imperialis DLC

[opaque coyote]

For some reason that is beyond me

[queen laurel]

But every time I play rogue trader I just cannot Play it for a long

It's just that there's just a certain level of slowness in an owlcat game

It doesn't ruin the game but for me it's not really the best

[lament shoal]

Meeting Trazyn for the future necron dlc should prove to be fun lol

[dire loom]

You become a Inquisitoral Acolyte by the end of act 1 level 30 trust at the end of the story of part 1. I think part 2 will introduce escalation, because sedition difficulty completely removed. So there's a time jump and escalation of the situation on Atoma.

The final mission is where we stop the heretics from summoning a greater daemon prince or great unclean one of nurgle.

So they'll probably try to reach out to some type of reinforcements, regardless of the warp storm.. because Necromunda did just fine. They could easily say "oh storm went away temporarily lol muh lore" then call it a day then give us space marines. Lol

[storm jungle]

Anyone who thinks we should remain as Rejects is stupid im sorry

[dire loom]

"actually ☝️ 🤓"

[opaque coyote]

If I can't play as a homeless person then what's the point?

[dire loom]

I knew you were one of my favorite moderators. Lol

[storm jungle]

Go homeless IRL you fucking worm

[storm jungle]

[lament shoal]

You'll still be a homeless person dw, just one on a federal payroll

[surreal nest]

40k fans are not used to developing plot lines sorry

[opaque coyote]

Jokes aside, don't we literally become part of an Inquistoral retinue at the end of the main story

[storm jungle]

YES

[opaque coyote]

Like we technically aren't rejects

[storm jungle]

WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE SEE ANYTHING

OR READ

[opaque coyote]

It is 2:48 am currently

Reading is for pussies

So is seeing

...

[storm jungle]

its currently Friday in California

no excuses

[lament shoal]

Space wolves moment

[opaque coyote]

Saturday

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/today-is-friday-in-california-gif-9719829655771550798

[celest cedar]

feels like it belongs here

[opaque coyote]

I think the reason why people say that is mainly cause they like the idea of a game finally

[storm jungle]

Friday.

[opaque coyote]

Like

Exploring the disenfranchised of the Imperium

[storm jungle]

based

[storm jungle]

tf does that even mean

you do explore that lol

[dire loom]

One of the nobles on Atoma is corrupted bare minimum.

[surreal nest]

Wrong

[lament shoal]

@surreal nest https://youtu.be/GF_Bz_1xa00?si=UM6lgzaY0ip8_uho they dropped this a couple months ago and it goes fucking hard

[storm jungle]

Correct*

[opaque coyote]

Well keeping that ""vibe"".

Ignoring any form of common sense.

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-tell-you-how-to-live-your-life-patrick-patrick-star-spongebob-sb-gif-5403156173125867913

[storm jungle]

no

[storm jungle]

Its really good

🎵

[dire loom]

Then we'll probably gonna get some really good stuff but gotta be really patient.

Years later

[opaque coyote]

Can confirm

Indeed a banger

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/pibby-glitch-gif-14384109161815885463

[opaque coyote]

Obese Selachian just needs some time to

Swim

[lament shoal]

Ngl I could see this being a combat track in darktide as well

[opaque coyote]

Fat fuck

[dire loom]

The story is good, but I prefer RTS gameplay when it comes to strategy games.

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-fish-pizza-gif-8070745

The true story of fat shark

[celest cedar]

when the vocals go YAA YEO ETYEE YAA YEE SHI SHO I feel that

[opaque coyote]

Anyways sleep time now

Gn

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smirk-white-cat-smirk-mr-fresh-friend-gif-2202712809548242645

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/headbang-headbanger-meme-concert-vibe-gif-20956261

[opaque coyote]

Car

[lament shoal]

Me fr ^

[queen laurel]

I am more than capable of playing an CRPG like boulders gate or something, it's the way owlcat designs RPGs, they have this certain level of sluggishness on everything they do that just throws me off

[storm jungle]

Kyd legit really knows how to make music that just sounds so fucking weird yet cool

[queen laurel]

Like for example certain objects moving My character charging stuff like that

It's very unnoticeable for most people but for someone like me who plays a lot of games that goes very quickly

[rocky gale]

Yea like I can throw hundreds of hours into Baldurs Gate, but Owlcat games just uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[queen laurel]

And certain hits in the game for example like me swinging my hammer just doesn't have that bone crunching crunch I look for

[surreal nest]

ngl i really dont like bg3 combat

[storm jungle]

I love it

when it works its peaks

when it doesnt though

[surreal nest]

im a divinity 2 type of guy

[storm jungle]

Division 2?

insane

[rocky gale]

I have some problems with some of the fights in BG3, but they're pretty minor tbh

[surreal nest]

No! No! No! No! No!

[dire loom]

"u play as crackheads-"

🗣️ Speak for yourself, not my veteran.

Nowhere does it say you're a crackhead, but I'd admit the meme is funny.. but you can head canon either way. It's not a big deal. Funny though

I do think they wanted to play a true homeless in space, like a space murder hobo sanctioned.

[lament shoal]

The dt ost has become like, THE definitive 40k soundtrack for me. He got the theme of the setting so right in his music

[storm jungle]

I wanna smash people in the face who constantly say "you play crackheads" good lord its so fucking annoying

[queen laurel]

Every time I enter a barbarian rage I climax a little

[rocky gale]

Like there's some real fucky mechanics in the Auntie Ethel fights, but it's fine

[opaque coyote]

I think the only one that actually counts is like

The Zealot.

[storm jungle]

Its mostly because he embraces how WEIRD the setting/its vibes can get, so its not just generic gothic choirs.

[opaque coyote]

The Zealot is kinda the only class that would actually count as a crackhead

[storm jungle]

I dont think ive ever heard a 40k soundtrack like this before

[surreal nest]

i just hate warhammer video game fans oh my god

[opaque coyote]

Since Zealots are usually just

"I WANT TO MURDER PEOPLE... FOR THE EMPEROR!"

[dire loom]

Yeah, but some will still think they're penal legion crackhead homeless murder hobos still. Lol

[storm jungle]

^

only Zealots fit into that

[lament shoal]

You telling me the Seer doesn't?

[opaque coyote]

Also back stories for your character blah blah blah

Cadia Cadia cadia

https://tenor.com/view/fall-of-cadia-cadia-battlefleet-gothic-gif-25242351

Cadia

[queen laurel]

I prefer the term four dipshits

[surreal nest]

I LOVE THIS IMAGE

[storm jungle]

Hes more like a Scientologist

[lament shoal]

LMFAO

[storm jungle]

[celest cedar]

the children of Left 4 Dead 2

[lament shoal]

Quick someone edit his lines over a Scientology video

[storm jungle]

Lmfao

[celest cedar]

genre: 4 dipshits vs insurmountable odds

[opaque coyote]

Would be less insane tbh

Scientology is fucking wild

[storm jungle]

L4D1 and 2 are like the patriarchs of the genre sitting high on their thrones

these meanwhile are their offspring

some good

some bad

some back for blood and dead

[celest cedar]

Valve's legacy lives on 16 years later

[queen laurel]

Yeah the four player co-op is made out of the bones of Left 4 Dead

[surreal nest]

im gonna say it

[storm jungle]

you better not say it

[surreal nest]

I enjoyed back 4 blood for what it was but recognized its detrimental elements and it deserved its failure

sorry liberals!

[opaque coyote]

...This one time my buddy Kei-

Honestly in the 0.001% chance we get L4D3.

I hope we get Keith and he tells crazy stories about his buddy Ellis.

Like they're just both hyping each other up even when they're not together

[queen laurel]

All right close your eyes because you're going to look like absolute penguin after I'm done with you

[rocky gale]

Technically CoD World at War released with it's 4 player Co-op Zombie mode 7 days before Left 4 Dead, so unfortunately Left for Dead is just a CoD zombies clone

[surreal nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735588196410196071/1402387289434488903/ZXLqmEb.gif

[surreal nest]

i think the l4d2 survivors are dead

[storm jungle]

If the army wanted them dead they wouldnt have halted an entire bombing run of a bridge

[surreal nest]

They died from the testing

[storm jungle]

COVID?

😔

[queen laurel]

Also another thing I'm pretty sure they are carriers

This is an airborne virus

[lament shoal]

Average fate of a human kidnapped by orks

[surreal nest]

another soul lost

[queen laurel]

They are carrying the virus around

[opaque coyote]

Wild to think CoD zombies was originally just a pet project that was in danger of being fucking vaporized by management during development.

And now it's basically carrying the series.

[storm jungle]

The Green Flu is worse than that

[rocky gale]

Ehh

[storm jungle]

sometimes its airborne

[opaque coyote]

I mean it's even Hypixrl for fucks sake

[storm jungle]

sometimes its not

[rocky gale]

CoD Zombies is dumb now

[surreal nest]

is the green flu a pandemic? i dont think it got out of the USA

[storm jungle]

Cod Zombies is mid

[storm jungle]

We got no idea

[surreal nest]

im pretty sure the green flu is also just the east coast

[storm jungle]

we never hear of the outside world in L4D2

[rocky gale]

Black Ops was the last good CoD zombies, everything after that is mid or slop

[storm jungle]

it very likely spread to the rest of the US

[surreal nest]

i love the mystery of l4d give me more please

[lament shoal]

The green flu is probably the most lethal version of a zombie virus I have ever seen in media

[storm jungle]

the maps we see just cover what we know i think

[queen laurel]

I mean The virus can turn me into the average NSFW Warhammer artist

Of course it's horrifying

[storm jungle]

Its the fact that it can essentially spread through any possible way that makes it worse yeah

also uh

running zombies

yeah im dead bros cya

[surreal nest]

i think in terms of infection yeah

but WWZ zombies are fucking insane

actually overpowered

[opaque coyote]

I think the fucked up part is that I think a comic did show a PoV of someone infected by the green flu.

And they basically become paranoid as shit. Combine that with the brain damage and lessened function. No wonder they attack you.

[storm jungle]

yeah they see non-infected people as monsters in a delirum

[queen laurel]

Yeah just that alone is probably enough to scare most people off the other worst thing is it has mutations

[opaque coyote]

Also green flu zombies can friendly fire and infight

[storm jungle]

its why they beat you to death

lmao

[queen laurel]

I do not want to meet a tank

It's a very low chance but not zero

[lament shoal]

Literally the only way to survive is by being in the 1% of naturally immune people, and you still gotta worry about being mauled to death 😭

[storm jungle]

^

its prob the worst part

they dont even rip you apart

you just get mauled to death

[surreal nest]

also dying light's zombie virus is fucked

[opaque coyote]

Although I think it also weakens your body.

Which kinda explains why they can be chopped up so easily

[storm jungle]

[surreal nest]

shits just scary

[opaque coyote]

Bro. I wouldn't even bother trying to survive if it was the Harran Virus

[lament shoal]

Plus you can't even go back to having a normal life because now you're a danger to every other non infected human on the planet, since you're a carrier

So you'll probably spend the rest of your life in a quarantine cell or trapped in the infected zones

[queen laurel]

Special infected are horrific

The way the virus just

Mutilates a person into something

[opaque coyote]

The worst part is how you can tell what the virus did to cause their... Specialized forms

[surreal nest]

i wanna play dying light now but i only have the second one fuck my stupid chud life

[opaque coyote]

Like the Smoker's tongue is partially it's intestines

The only exception is the Witch

[lament shoal]

I'm honestly so happy that the beast is having a good launch so far. Makes me more excited for when I'll finally be able to play it

[opaque coyote]

The Witch is literally just

Female

With lengthened claws

[surreal nest]

IKR i was NOT expecting a positive launch

[opaque coyote]

Which I find kinda funny tbh

[surreal nest]

I am so happy for them

[queen laurel]

I mean the hunter is pretty normal

[dire loom]

🗣️ BASED

[opaque coyote]

Like you got all of these horrific mutilations.

And then just

WOMAN.

[queen laurel]

Because it's literally just parkour zombie

Hunter my guy Hunter

[opaque coyote]

True.

I think it depends on your life style.

[lament shoal]

Does this mean chargers were gooners

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

[lament shoal]

[opaque coyote]

I think witches might be a weird in-between like

Regular and Carriers

Like they're just resistant enough to keep some semblance of their function

But not enough to be not affected

[queen laurel]

No the proposed thing is that they are gigantism victims

It seems the flu use the unusual properties of gigantism to enlarge their arm into a battering ram

[opaque coyote]

Also I think it's worth noting how the Hunter seemed to genuinely look like they were survivors.

Like they got bandages wrapped on their arms to prevent bites.

Physically active

[lament shoal]

Honestly I love it when zombie games give the zombies regular human durability instead of making them bullet sponges

Its more realistic

[opaque coyote]

Little surface area to bite through

Etc.

Like I think maybe the Hunter is a survivor that got infected slowly only due to air exposure

Instead of a bite

It's morbidly interesting to think what would turn somebody into a special

And which

[opaque coyote]

I think the only times where durable zombies exist is like

Resident Evil

And even then you're usually only using like

Lower powered weapons

And whenever you get a shotgun or a higher caliber pistol, they pretty much die in one or two shots

Lickers still freak me the fuck out btw

Idk why

They just do

[lament shoal]

Being stalked through RPD by the tyrant was scary as hell

[lament shoal]

Gotcha, ty

[opaque coyote]

Also there's the necromorphs but they're in their own league

And also explicitly already dead

[lament shoal]

I have yet to place dead space but I really wanna

[opaque coyote]

Do it

Remake if you can run it

[valid needle]

Because every faction is racist,xenophobic and evil but for some reason a majority of imperium enjoyers want to believe we’re good.

I personally think warhammer is better when everyone is evil, even if it’s a spectrum of evil.

Daemons and chaos are 100% higher on the evil spectrum though.

[storm jungle]

Also you can have "good" characters but they will get nowhere in the setting and thats a good thing.

This isnt a universe where being kind should ge tyou anything but a shivving in the underhive

[celest cedar]

the imperium is good crowd when you ask them what do they thnik about committing genocide

[queen laurel]

Goodness means very little when you serve a bad system

[valid needle]

Imperium are good people should embrace the imperium are evil and I like it mentality.

[queen laurel]

As a person that have played command and conquers generals and always pick The GLA I can attest that we need more weapons to annihilate civilian housing

Trust me there are bad people in those housing

[dire loom]

Hmm.. yes, I see.

Heresy.

[storm jungle]

"We're going on on an adventure :]"

attaches bomb collar to child

[valid needle]

Imagine doing cringe charity work for the hive city when you can just exterminatus it from orbit.

[dire loom]

Luv me grim dark

[celest cedar]

a grand bombastic adventure if you will

[dire loom]

Sweats nervously

[queen laurel]

We can bump up the numbers

I recently killed a family of five with a single grenade I think I can kill an entire sector with a well placed explosive charge next

[celest cedar]

the blitz that I currently use (white phosporus) has been really effective in dealing with pesky elite densities (a peaceful gathering of unionist hive workers). Highly recommend, its not even a lot of point investment (the comissar gave it to me and told me to lob it at the enemy)

[ornate estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-flamer-heresy-purge-warhammer40k-lightning-claws-gif-16488791

[queen laurel]

I prefer to use the gas grenade and watch them suffocate as they die a slow painful death

[dire loom]

I do both, personally.

[median star]

sainthood await you little one

[storm jungle]

I was editing the lexi page for Slavery and found an entry in a Deathwatch book where uh

some parents literally sell their fucking children to the admech for slavery

truly cinema

[median star]

cherubs arent going to make themselves smh

[dire loom]

Grim dark classic

[storm jungle]

Yeah he then manages to escape onboard a pirate-merchant ship

then arbites raid it

[median star]

@storm jungle

[storm jungle]

then they condemn him to life in prison

https://tenor.com/view/jj-laughing-lol-haha-laugh-gif-17577715

[dire loom]

It all worked out in the end-

Arbitrator:

🗣️ Mandate Edict: Mercy Sanction!

Close enough I suppose.

[median star]

the arbites sentencing my ogryn 10 solar rotations in the blocks for gluttony

[valid needle]

How much did they get?🤨

[dire loom]

1 extra ration

[median star]

probably like 3 dollars and some corpse starch

[valid needle]

I’d make that deal

Damn good deal

[rocky gale]

Bad deal, not even enough to buy more Warhammer

[rocky gale]

Unironically, the best Guard box in like 3 editions

[shell mason]

PERSONA

I really dont like ow

[valid needle]

Bro got that drippy BT neophyte cut

He got no business dripping out so much

[daring creek]

TRUE!

THE IMPERIUM ARE GOOD!!!!

[daring creek]

Also what the fuck

I only say Imperium are good cuz I like irony

[queen laurel]

Don't worry you are fitting just an average imperial officer of lying

[rose thorn]

How it feels to watch “what’s the most _____ space marine chapter?”

[green loom]

Basically

40k lore isn't very set in stone

And there's huge swathes of room for random new shit that'd be "out of place"

It's inherently sandboxy and makes space for stuff like that

[queen laurel]

“what’s the most racist space ma-?”\

it's minotaurs

[daring creek]

If the Emperor becomes the Dark King, will that mean the Imperium is bad....

[storm jungle]

it will mean everyone blows up

https://tenor.com/view/the-universe-when-mera-has-gif-24669525

[daring creek]

Oh...

Thats a bad thing...right?

What if it's another epic strategy by the god emperor

[rose thorn]

The… what?

[rose thorn]

Oh Redditor ass lore

[daring creek]

I take the "blow everything up" part seriously kind of since it's the god of complete destruction

[median star]

the real dark king is the friends we made along the way

[daring creek]

Trve,,

[near wasp]

I mean it's always been a theory that big e will become the next chaos god

[rose thorn]

Oh yeah I should just kidnap a space marine chapter with no lore

[daring creek]

Yes......

do it....

[median star]

unsupervised astartes are actually completely free I have 27 of them

[daring creek]

dudes kidnapping the emperors grand kids 💔

[near wasp]

Good

[daring creek]

this is so fucked up!!!!!

[median star]

no no theyre fine i think they like the mud and sand im feeding them

[near wasp]

CPS should of intervened long ago, big e is not fit to be a father

[rose thorn]

Chapter protective services

[wind canyon]

Big E had Malcador running CPS, that's how he was able to keep the kids.

[rose thorn]

Can’t believe the dark sons chapter don’t have more lore smh

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Dark_Sons

I really don’t get how gw did not realize what’s wrong with this

[storm jungle]

Mag for the love of god

some Chapters just dont matter

[rose thorn]

I know

[storm jungle]

aka 90% of them

[rose thorn]

I mean they named a chapter dark sons

[storm jungle]

And WHAT

[rose thorn]

Dark sun is a nazi thing

[storm jungle]

SONS

[rose thorn]

“I love the dark sons”

[storm jungle]

💀

[daring creek]

Why are the dark sons white

Why are they channeling frieza

This design hurts to look at

[median star]

hunt showdown used to have a weapon skin w the same name or something similar stayed like that for like 4 years before they realized and changed it

[rose thorn]

I misread it

Nvm I’m stupid

[queen laurel]

two face ahh marine

[daring creek]

We don't need lore we need them offed by the inquisition

[rose thorn]

I got dark sun, the dnd campaign, and black sun

Mixed up

sorrryy

[storm jungle]

Death.

[queen laurel]

hey it could have been worse

[rose thorn]

I mean dark sun is a pretty ass dnd book tbf

[daring creek]

Starting to understand why mlp and 40k fans overlap

Shit is literally just ponies atp

Hell even ponies have more distinction sometimes