#40k-lore-chat

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opaque coyote
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R.I.P

arctic talon
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The crab being hard

arctic talon
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Is to its detriment

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In that situation

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If it was soft and squishy it would have been killed much faster

opaque coyote
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The CEO deserved it.

Everyone else didn't.

paper haven
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Don't worry, crabs can't feel pain

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Probably

arctic talon
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Well

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They can

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Sorta

rose thorn
arctic talon
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The way they feel pain is different

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But they do feel pain

storm jungle
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explains Mr Krabs a lot

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bro sold Spongebob's soul for 5 cents

paper haven
storm jungle
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💀

rose thorn
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like everything feels pain

opaque coyote
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And it's definitely closer to a traditional warning system

paper haven
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I'm trying to be comforting and here you are, uhm actually-ing me

opaque coyote
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Rather than y'know.

Our form of pain which is basically

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"AAAAA-"

arctic talon
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Anyways

rose thorn
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warhammer needs more deer

arctic talon
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Kill your live crustaceans before boiling them

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Or don’t

arctic talon
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I can’t make you but one of them is def more ethical

storm jungle
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Yeah I saw a food guide of preparing a lobster once

storm jungle
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and the guy was showing how you can humanely kill one instantly before boiling them

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which is still very fucked up

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but still lmao

arctic talon
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If you’re gona eat it don’t make it suffer

rose thorn
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think of your own preferred way of premature death

opaque coyote
paper haven
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I just consider it good manners to kill something before cooking it

arctic talon
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Unlike what my fellow dark eldar friends may claim, suffering does not enhance the flavor

opaque coyote
arctic talon
rose thorn
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YES THE TASTE

opaque coyote
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Apparently they're having trouble with the taste part

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Oh really

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Damn

arctic talon
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No that’s fake meat

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Not cloned meat

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Cloned meat works perfectly rn

rose thorn
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YEAH

arctic talon
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The issue is texture + cost

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It’s $$$$$$$$$$

rose thorn
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do bigger vats

paper haven
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I don't have that kind of money

rose thorn
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cloned meat is like 30% more expensive rn

opaque coyote
paper haven
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I got maybe like, one half dollar sign

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¢

opaque coyote
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You got one half?

Bro I don't even have a dollar sign. I have ÂĽ

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That's like 1/6th

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(depending on inflation it can go to 1/7 but they usually don't go farther than that)

paper haven
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I guess I'm better off than some but still well under the bar

young pecan
rose thorn
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is it moral to boil a pig alive?

young pecan
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The main point of contest was debating if they actually feel pain or if they just understand that they are taking damage

rose thorn
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can y'all stop posting shit like that pls

opaque coyote
young pecan
rose thorn
young pecan
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LMAO

opaque coyote
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Tbf I think that's why people boil lobsters alive right?

young pecan
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IIRC yes but I don't eat lobster because it tastes meh anyway

opaque coyote
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The belief that it tastes better when boiled alive

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Although tbf I doubt you can do the same to a pig

young pecan
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I don't think minor deviation in taste is enough to give something that much crueler of a death though

opaque coyote
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True

young pecan
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We have seasoning brah

opaque coyote
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I feel uncomfortable boiling something alive anyway

young pecan
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Just use that after humanely putting down your food

opaque coyote
young pecan
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Imo as long as you respect the animal then there's no issue

opaque coyote
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I think the funniest way to like

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Kill an animal is a squid

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Where they literally just

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Karate chop it

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And it dies instantly

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Some part in my brain finds that funny as shit for some reason

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Tbf it's not like humans are THAT much better

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We can die via one punch

storm jungle
rose thorn
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hey what do we think is the monday reveal

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my bet its underworlds

languid meadow
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All in on the bew supposed Roboute model

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It'd be hilarious

arctic talon
rose thorn
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... hey wasnt there another space mairne chapter that is getting models

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i cant remember which one

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oh fucking whitescars and ironahdns whoops

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i completley forgot about htem

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do iron hands have nay mentally ill successors?

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as in like

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fucking insane

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i know there is hte eugenics one

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"oh hey an ethical cult, you know a cult that exists just for mentally unhealthy people to live in a community and work together sounds pretty nice"

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wait...

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thats already a thing

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LEAGUE OF LEGENDS HAS A FIGHTING GAME???

valid needle
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They chop their limbs off and replace it with metal because “muh flesh is weak”

rose thorn
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Yeha but they are like cyborgs and like “beep boop optimizing”

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I like space marines that foam at the mouth and make other space marines physically uncomfortable

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Other space marines relaly don’t like being near the exorcists

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And I imagine no one wants to interact with the space marines that drinking blood in the name of gulliman and the codex astarties

opaque coyote
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"Trust me bro, this totally works against Daemons bro"

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"...what are all those corpses behind you"

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"Psh weaklings"

rose thorn
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They whisper and have an aura of dread and do creepy shit all the time

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It’s amaizng

opaque coyote
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Oh yeah also

Considering that the Imperium is grimdark

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I imagine posters like this still exist in the schola

rose thorn
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Lol good bit

opaque coyote
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Honestly there are a lot of things that I can imagine lile

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Imperialized

rose thorn
opaque coyote
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Also related

rose thorn
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ahwhehahegamwhahw I was trying to find it

opaque coyote
rose thorn
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I can’t look up scariest space marine chapters because it’s always fucking KO, death Spectres, and that one that calls women breeding stock

opaque coyote
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What about NLs

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Like they are basically all psycho serial torturers

rose thorn
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Not space marines, CSM, also I don’t like them

opaque coyote
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Fair

rose thorn
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Everyone in chaos is psycho serial killers

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They did it first

opaque coyote
rose thorn
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I meant

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They are csm

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Not space marines

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My bad

rose thorn
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Wbs, alpha legion, whitescars, and ultra marines

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If I learn how to do that like wrap paint it would be so fun

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The like liquid you put a model into and it wraps it in a pattern

opaque coyote
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I guess scariest loyalists would depend?

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Like it depends on what situation you're in

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Cause if you're their enemy, I think Salamanders would be fucking terrifying

rose thorn
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Mortificatiors are cool but are kinda are a weird stereotype

opaque coyote
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Literally the only chapter that just are like

"Bolters? You mean napalm."

valid needle
arctic talon
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Look the marines malevolent don’t torture people

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They’re just psychopathic murderers with no morals

opaque coyote
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They just kill them

arctic talon
opaque coyote
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I mean they will murder your entire family

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But at least they won't like

rose thorn
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They are American soldiers

opaque coyote
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Skin them alive

crystal forum
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just watched the batman. truly peak

opaque coyote
crystal forum
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the moment irv from macrodata refinement showed up i laughed so fucking hard

rose thorn
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Google scary loyalist marines
reddit thread
”alpha legion are “loyalists” “

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close Reddit

crystal forum
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iron hands are scary

rose thorn
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They are borg

arctic talon
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The flesh is weak

opaque coyote
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Tbh I don't really think any of the loyalists constitute ad

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Scary

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Well

crystal forum
opaque coyote
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As not-scary as a bunch of brainwashed child soldier super soldiers

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Can be

crystal forum
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in literally no way are they borg

arctic talon
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Anyways my top contender for scary loyalist marines is:

carcharadons: they’re brutal slavers and brutally kill people.

Mortifactors: they skin people alive

Fleshtearers: they’re extremely violent and brutal

crystal forum
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they have more independent thought than most chapters

arctic talon
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Also the fleshtearers eat people alive

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So yknow

crystal forum
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the sharks arent even loyalists

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they're renegade

rose thorn
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Fleshtearers are great

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So is flesh eaters

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Who claim to not eat flesh

arctic talon
arctic talon
crystal forum
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by what definition

arctic talon
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They mostly eat their own dead

crystal forum
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they operate outside the imperium

rose thorn
arctic talon
crystal forum
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anybody can join deathwatch

rose thorn
arctic talon
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Also the sharks still get resupply from the mechanicus

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Even if the method is weird and fucked up

crystal forum
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ye and since when have mech gave a shit about who's loyalist or not

rose thorn
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Actually mostly just like cannibalism huh

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Yeah

arctic talon
crystal forum
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they just want their slice of the pie

arctic talon
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Also the sharks use a crusade era blank check from the administratum that lets them kidnap people

rose thorn
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Who’s the top cannibals

arctic talon
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Which is still valid

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So

arctic talon
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Or like

rose thorn
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Yeah

arctic talon
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Factions that eat each other

rose thorn
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Marines

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Like true cannibals too

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Not eating xenos

crystal forum
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also flesh tearers are freaky because of genetic flaw so that's cheating

crystal forum
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find a chapter that does freaky shit just to be freaky

arctic talon
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Flesh eaters have ritualized cannibalism.

Flesh tearers just fucking eat people alive allied or enemy

Mortifactors skin and eat people

rose thorn
arctic talon
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Those are like

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The big 3 with lots of cannibalism

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The blood angels and their sucessors in general drink blood often

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But it’s usually not to someone dying

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Aside from like the Angels Vermillion who have a freaky ass yearly blood fountain mass sacrifice thing

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lol

crystal forum
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yeah sure crimes against humanity is horrifying but if you want mass scale horrors then black templars got you covered

rose thorn
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Any Raven guard successors

arctic talon
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Uhhh, no. But you can invent one

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Well

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Space sharks sometimes

crystal forum
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sharks are raven guard

rose thorn
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Oh space sharks

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Uhg

arctic talon
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Serfs are considered emergency food

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If they uh

crystal forum
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but it's a long story

arctic talon
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Run out of food

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But that doesn’t happen often

crystal forum
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they existed even before the second founding

arctic talon
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Yeah space sharks are a

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Really fucked up exiled crusade era predation fleet

rose thorn
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I know space sharks lore they are loyalest ashen circle baiscally

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I mean

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Ashen-

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Uh

arctic talon
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They’re made up of former terran rg

rose thorn
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What’s ur called

arctic talon
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Well

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Were

crystal forum
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again i would hardly call them loyalist

arctic talon
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Ashen claws

lament shoal
rose thorn
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Ashen claws that’s it

crystal forum
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they stay outside the main space for a reason

arctic talon
rose thorn
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Thank you

arctic talon
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Under corax’s decree

lament shoal
arctic talon
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Who they forgot the name of

opaque coyote
crystal forum
rose thorn
crystal forum
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nobody even remembers the sharks

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they stay exiled themselves

arctic talon
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Corax exiled them because they were brutal slaving assholes

crystal forum
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they like being freaky

arctic talon
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And they haven’t changed

lament shoal
arctic talon
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Which is the funniest shit

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They’re just like that

rose thorn
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Cannibal Raven gaurd-

arctic talon
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It’s in their culture™

crystal forum
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i wonder if they even realized that the HH happened

opaque coyote
rose thorn
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Oh yeha dragon spears ?

arctic talon
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Oh yeah those are sallies tho no?

rose thorn
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I think they are called

arctic talon
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But yeah they eat people

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Space sharks I’d call Bligh’s edgy OC donutsteel

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But he’s written edgier

rose thorn
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Lmao

lament shoal
opaque coyote
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"I will never forget you" type of thing

crystal forum
arctic talon
opaque coyote
crystal forum
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no they arent

opaque coyote
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So Space Sharks would be cooler

crystal forum
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sharks suck

opaque coyote
lament shoal
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Jay why are you such a hater

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Lmao

crystal forum
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ever touched a shark

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it's like sandpaper

lament shoal
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Yeah they're smooth af

crystal forum
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nah

lament shoal
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Yah

crystal forum
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liar

rose thorn
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Just play ashen claws

lament shoal
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I'm touching a shark rn actually its very smooth

crystal forum
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im iron hand maggie

rose thorn
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Oh

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Like irl sharks

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No sharks are cool

crystal forum
rose thorn
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One of my gfs love sharks

opaque coyote
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Shark fool

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Cool

lament shoal
rose thorn
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They are babies

crystal forum
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queer people are attracted to sharks this is a fact

opaque coyote
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Then how come you're not

crystal forum
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idk why but it's a thing

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im gay

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it's different

opaque coyote
rose thorn
crystal forum
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the flesh is weak

opaque coyote
rose thorn
crystal forum
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eating is for pussies

opaque coyote
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What about cock

crystal forum
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rooster

opaque coyote
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rocket

crystal forum
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the missile knows where it is

lament shoal
crystal forum
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im sorry you had to find out this way

lament shoal
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NUH UH

languid meadow
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Sharks are fucking cool

lament shoal
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You're so real for that

crystal forum
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this twink posts the best images

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can anybody talk about the batman with me

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and how irv is just there

rose thorn
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Batman the caped crusader is really good

opaque coyote
crystal forum
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it's straight up irv with a new york accent and red sunglasses

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mag i want to try stellaris

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
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Kinda becomes eh after that

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Oh

rose thorn
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Shit I’ve been working on my paper all day I’m like napping

opaque coyote
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Haven't watched it yet

rose thorn
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I’ll check after class

opaque coyote
rose thorn
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I sleep listening to northern lion

crystal forum
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god why must everybody still be in school

rose thorn
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Because I’m an adult

crystal forum
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no you're a young adult

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and that's basically still a child

rose thorn
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Mf arner I like 4 years older than u

crystal forum
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im 24 bich

rose thorn
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Damn

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Really thought you were like 17 for 3 years

opaque coyote
crystal forum
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do i really present myself that way

rose thorn
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Kinda yeha

crystal forum
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or is it the unfiltered fruitiness

rose thorn
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But its peak

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We live in 2025 ppl with furry pfps are probably adults with jobs

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I need to recognize that

crystal forum
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mfer most furries are older than me KEKW_ogryn

rose thorn
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Yeah and every furry who is younger usually is the most annoying perosn ever

crystal forum
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this is true

lament shoal
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I don't know any furries so I can't make that distinction lol

crystal forum
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anime pfp!

opaque coyote
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This is also true

rose thorn
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Mines an anime pfp temporally for the bit

opaque coyote
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Shika

rose thorn
languid meadow
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temporally

opaque coyote
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Throughout all of time

crystal forum
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also both of you have furry bf's

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and that's still funny

rose thorn
opaque coyote
rose thorn
crystal forum
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not you

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laati and cain

rose thorn
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I might need to see a doctor

languid meadow
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maybe

rose thorn
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I’ve barley been able to read

lament shoal
dapper gyro
dapper gyro
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In fact, what is this? My fingers move on their own...

lament shoal
rose thorn
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Kurnoth’s chosen children will slay these fowl invaders.

crystal forum
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is that a pun

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im deathly allergic to puns

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i might bleat out a curse

rose thorn
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Their spilt blood will make nourishment for the grasses that grow and their corpses will feed the spirits that call these forests home.

lament shoal
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Nobody tell him so he becomes tortured by not knowing

crystal forum
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oh deer

rose thorn
crystal forum
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why is the deer emoji so elegant

rose thorn
rose thorn
dapper gyro
crystal forum
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wolf raising his voice is scary

arctic talon
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There’s also the wanderers

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But those are whfb wood elves mostly

crystal forum
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wolf can i imagine you speak like kim kitsuragi

arctic talon
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No because I don’t talk like that

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lol

crystal forum
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but would you not want to

languid meadow
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For the love of god let that ultramarine leak be real it would be so fucking funny

arctic talon
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I wouldn’t mind

rose thorn
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Also the kurnothi are native to the … Kurnotheart? Let em check

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The heart lands

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Uh

arctic talon
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Kuronathi are mainly aelves who worship kuranos

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So the wanderers aren’t all kuronathi

rose thorn
arctic talon
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But some of them are

rose thorn
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KURNOTHEAL

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A lot live in kurnotheal

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Full armies of them

crystal forum
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i read this stuff like a non warhammer fan reads any 40k lore

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none of these words make sense to me

arctic talon
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Average water caste “diplomat” before overthrowing some random worlds democratically elected government

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Not my image

crystal forum
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looks like a cia agent

languid meadow
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Lilo and stich flashed in my mind

arctic talon
rose thorn
crystal forum
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maybe water caste act more like spies huh

arctic talon
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They are

crystal forum
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that's much cooler than diplomats

arctic talon
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The water caste are also the KGB

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For the tau empire

rose thorn
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Hailing from freshly revealed Helsmiths of Hashut, the Blood of the Bull are a cruel and destructive warband led by Zuldrakka the Hateful, a former War Despot who lost her entire army to a devious raid conducted by the worshippers of Kurnoth.

crystal forum
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if only they had any representation

rose thorn
opaque coyote
crystal forum
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no maggie im talking to wolf

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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lol

crystal forum
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i cannot contribute to your conversations at all mag

arctic talon
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killteam water caste spooks

rose thorn
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Skaeth’s wild hunt, qualthis the exile, and Kurnoth’s heralds

crystal forum
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i cant even pronounce that

arctic talon
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Anyways the water caste are cool

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they're not just diplomats

rose thorn
crystal forum
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this is what happens when no stellaris

arctic talon
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though officially

rose thorn
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Isn’t the eternals water cast

arctic talon
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they are treated as only diplomats

crystal forum
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wait you thought i was 17 this whole time

arctic talon
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Ethereals are not water caste

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ethereals are ethereal caste

crystal forum
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that's still fucking wild

rose thorn
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Ah

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What caste are kroot

arctic talon
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Water caste spooks often enforce a lot of the ethereals more uh

arctic talon
rose thorn
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(Mild shitpost)

arctic talon
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under water technically

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but not really

rose thorn
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Ah

crystal forum
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non tau caste is: sub sentient

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you got no rights but somehow that's still better than being imperial

crystal forum
rose thorn
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Yes

crystal forum
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💀

languid meadow
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Very real possibility

opaque coyote
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Any other form of death does not count

crystal forum
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refined even

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high brow gay jokes

rose thorn
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The age of consent in my friend’s state is literally 13 your jokes mean nothing

opaque coyote
rose thorn
crystal forum
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i would have said mormons

rose thorn
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If it was Mormons I would ahve been much crueler

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But I like the omish

crystal forum
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also fun fact japan raised the age to 16 a couple years ago

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it used to be like 12

languid meadow
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Insanity

crystal forum
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the law dated to the 1900's

rose thorn
crystal forum
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bruh that's not an age of consent

opaque coyote
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Still a sus law

opaque coyote
rose thorn
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It’s mostly there to stop stupid kids from getting sued and for omish child weddings

crystal forum
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no i was talking about japan

languid meadow
opaque coyote
crystal forum
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legit some kids have been brought to court for sexting eachother despite being same age

opaque coyote
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Anyways yeah most regions in Japan heightened their own age of consent.

crystal forum
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that's fucked up

opaque coyote
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The 12 year old thing was an outdated federal law basically

crystal forum
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the fucked up thing is the one case im thinking of, the lead police guy ended up being a pedo himself

dapper gyro
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But then the majority of their operation is in the US.

crystal forum
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i made some parts for thales at an older job

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dumb company name

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it's french which doesn't have th sound

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so it's unpronounceable in both english and french

dapper gyro
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Still a lot, but not as much as before.

languid meadow
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RM going from dying to +20 was hilarious

crystal forum
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it's going back to its 1940's roots to adapt with the times

dapper gyro
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That video doesn't have Boeing...

arctic talon
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Boeing isn’t a military contractor

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Not primarily

crystal forum
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what

arctic talon
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Primarily a military contractor

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Is that better

crystal forum
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all these companies should crash and burn btw

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in case anybody forgets during the memes

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they profit directly off of mooching money from corrupt officials

dapper gyro
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Most of US aircraft fleet is Boeing still. SAAB is still a big car manufacturer in Europe.

queen laurel
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Ah yes the wonders of engineering

crystal forum
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it's general electric

languid meadow
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Fucking hate the A10

crystal forum
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they make literally everything

languid meadow
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Glorified propaganda piece

crystal forum
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why do people keep saying washing machines

languid meadow
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CAS has been ineffective for decades

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Even in WW2 the pilots just fucking lied

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"yeah I totally killed them"

dapper gyro
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A10 is obsolete as hell, it was used in middle east because who ever they fought against doesn't have any meaningful AA capacity.

languid meadow
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The only reason people like the A10 and that it's still around is hehe brrrre

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I hope it gets scrapped

dapper gyro
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Also, the A10 being obsolete is not even from me, it is the US AF itself said so.

queen laurel
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Isn't A10 from like world war II or something I ain't the most knowledgeable

crystal forum
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A10 haters when they learn about cost efficiency

dapper gyro
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It is a 1970 design, 1st designed to go to Vietnam.

languid meadow
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I don't care about cost efficiency it's a dog shit aircraft that has killed so many friendlies and civilians because it's a dogshit aircraft

queen laurel
dapper gyro
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Also, despite the 7 barrels 30mm rotatry cannon, its actual strong point is the payload and radar system.

crystal forum
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the friendly fire from A10's is a result of poor communication, nothing to do with the plane itself

dapper gyro
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The 30mm is not strong enough for tanks even before its introduction.

crystal forum
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that's like blaming an artillery piece for blowing you up

languid meadow
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It's a mix of both

dapper gyro
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But people loves the Brrrtttttttttttttt.

languid meadow
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The early A10s lacked proper sights and made IDing shit hard

queen laurel
languid meadow
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That's what happened to that British/civilian convoy

queen laurel
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Like you could just find somewhere else to stick that giant gun in

dapper gyro
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They tryied to put it on tank, but it was impractical.

crystal forum
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wtf are you talking about the A10 has had amazing gun ballistic computers since the start

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the british convoy during desert storm was mis identified

queen laurel
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I thought it would be a pretty good thing to put on a tank or something because it's a giant mini gun that literally supposed to be able to shred armor

crystal forum
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just because something isn't good at its initial intended role doesn't mean it's bad

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the BAR sucked as an lmg

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but it was wildly popular as an automatic rifle

dapper gyro
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The range is similar to the 20mm and 25mm. Hit harder? Yes, but it burns ammo too fast.

queen laurel
languid meadow
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Mobile google sucks ass it only shows qoura results

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I need this website dead

dapper gyro
#

Correct, also allows the turret to turn faster, less tear and wear.

crystal forum
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you're talking about anti air devices which are not made to kill tanks

opaque coyote
languid meadow
dapper gyro
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30mm single barrel cannon are widely used, especially because of the proximity fuse. So you don't need that volume of fire to be effective.

languid meadow
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Because we had one guy constantly do it in the middle of games and it would derail the whole thing

opaque coyote
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DADDY ISN'T DONE SPEAKING

crystal forum
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you don't need anything bigger than 20mm to kill a missile or a plane when you're shooting thousands a minute

dapper gyro
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M48 GAU-8 is a thing.

opaque coyote
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Or

languid meadow
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Just everything

dapper gyro
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Again, 30mm doesn't do jack against tanks.

crystal forum
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which doesn't matter since A10's role has changed

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that's what ATGM's are for these days

opaque coyote
crystal forum
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why is ralsei always depicted as a bottom

queen laurel
languid meadow
queen laurel
languid meadow
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This dark world is full of freaks

crystal forum
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god i hate this tumblr shit

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stop falling for the gay bait!!!!

languid meadow
#

Toby Fox is like the queerest guy in the known universe

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I think he body hops to experience it

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Also he's judging the Japanese game awards this year

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He's this image personified

crystal forum
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he's straight

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the queer mind cannot comprehend being pandered to

dapper gyro
queen laurel
dapper gyro
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Hence no export A10.

crystal forum
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first the jets target any AA then the CAS comes in

opaque coyote
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We went from Ralsei being a bottom to talking about military weaponry

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Lore chat moment

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I love it

crystal forum
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or sometimes precision bombers like the B2 if it's radar installations

celest cedar
languid meadow
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Wtf mal in lore chat

celest cedar
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hi

crystal forum
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CAS only works when you have a very strong airforce

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and if the US can field something as vulnerable as an AC-130 then maybe people need to shut their mouths about the A-10

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people being mad when the air force is saving money for once

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and just one more thing, there have been plans to replace the A-10 with propeller planes because it would be even cheaper and fulfill the role of CAS better

languid meadow
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Maybe they should because it would be funny

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And I wouldn't have to hear brrrrt memes

crystal forum
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you wanna know something about brrrt

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psychological warfare is just as important as any other warfare

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do you know what it sounds like to be shot by 50 high explosive shells in the matter of a few seconds

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the brrrt is not the thing you will be hearing since it comes afterwards due to speed of sound

languid meadow
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I know it's just people have annoyed me and I want their fun gone

dapper gyro
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Vs a more modern threat with an actual SAM system, if you hear that brrrt, it means all else are gone.

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Which, the US only used vs weak AA foes.

crystal forum
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man if only there were missiles specifically designed to kill radar systems

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and bombers capable of avoiding them

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in the world's largest airforce

dapper gyro
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If the SAM can make F16 and F18 all over the world pay extra caution, A10... well... whatever.

crystal forum
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A10's can fly so low that missiles arent even the biggest threat

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it's anti air cannons

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which the modern world has veered away from (stupidly)

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but they're making a comeback due to drones

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but keep repeating to yourself the shit you read on reddit

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it's not like the US has been dealing with AA since WW2

tough haven
#

Do you think when Meks have intellektual shoutin matches and they fink the other gits spoutin rubbish they look up and shout “Gork, is dis true?”

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Sorry for the shitpost, just thought it would be funny cause sometimes people that ask Grok for stuff remind me of orks and not in a good way

languid meadow
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I think they would just beat each other with wrenches

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but the @gork dis true is infinitely funnier

crystal forum
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you posted this already

languid meadow
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did i?

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fuck

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this smirrnoff is doing circles on me my memory is dying

crystal forum
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it's thursday

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i bet you drink flavored smirnoff

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or smirnoff ice

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like a real gayboy

dapper gyro
languid meadow
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Both

languid meadow
dapper gyro
#

You are among the 10% Canadians, like me!

languid meadow
#

Albertas youth unemployment 15-24 is 17% rn it's fucking bleak

dapper gyro
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17% You guys were the lowest in Canada last Jun/July.

crystal forum
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come to the civilized land of poutine

languid meadow
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no mone

crystal forum
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darn

opaque coyote
#

Something that I really like for no teason

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Is like

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Alternative phone networks

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I like the One Piece Den Den Mushis

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I like how each snail is like

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Styled after the character that uses them

languid meadow
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why is it....

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furry

opaque coyote
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Supposed to be a mushi of Don Flamingo

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Who looks like

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Idk why the fur isn't pink tho

queen laurel
jade holly
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If we talking Den Den Mushi/Transponder Snails then we have to mention the best one

queen laurel
# jade holly

I don't know maybe the one that literally calls in an artillery strike to obliterate an island sounds good

jade holly
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Then again given it’s purpose I feel like it makes sense it stares at you like that

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It knows what you did

queen laurel
jade holly
queen laurel
#

that's already pretty good

crystal forum
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@languid meadow do you have stellaris

languid meadow
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yea just haven't touched in like 2 ish years I think

unique bronze
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gud game, not that I've played it tho KEKW_ogryn

crystal forum
languid meadow
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lore chat losing their minds over late game crisis

crystal forum
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im literally just waiting on maggie

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with her pirated ILLEGAL software

languid meadow
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hmmm maybe im currently fried playing league

crystal forum
languid meadow
crystal forum
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can you boot up stellaris so i can test something out

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for the inevitable lore chat gaming

languid meadow
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I'd need to reinstall it

crystal forum
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do iiiiiit

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for later when i force you to join us

languid meadow
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I will whenI pass out tn

sick copper
#

Okay I just realized something and it's making me worried about Zealot. They sometimes scream "Blood for the God-Emperor, Skulls for the Golden Throne." And after playing the VG Rouge Trader and a character saying similar things....can someone be an acolyte to Khorne without realizing it? Like their fervor and bloodlust gets so hyped they spout that?

queen laurel
crystal forum
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this happens occasionally to zealots in the imperium

crystal forum
sacred ginkgo
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It's not a joke we just can't spell

crystal forum
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it's not even the same language

queen laurel
crystal forum
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maybe it's because rouge isn't spell checked

sacred ginkgo
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Nobody can spell rogue right anywhere and it annoys me to no end

crystal forum
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i legit thought it was a very common joke

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because people keep doing it

sacred ginkgo
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Nope

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Just can't spell

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I checked and apparently I started doing this like 2 months ago

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And have 13 hits so far

crystal forum
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this has to be some kind of cognitohazard

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you start spelling rouge instead of rogue

sacred ginkgo
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I feel like being aware of it would increase your odds of spelling rogue right

crystal forum
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wait let me go on a roguelike server

sacred ginkgo
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I should start redlike-ing people

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Oh make sure you check rougelite too

queen laurel
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it's right there

crystal forum
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binding of isaac server

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i joined that server just to do this

sacred ginkgo
#

How old is that server

crystal forum
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2015

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not even 100k members though. weird

sacred ginkgo
#

And do you have the image perms necessary to post that image with no context

crystal forum
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i will try

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i couldnt post images

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i left

crystal forum
#

and i've seen some people say it too often to think otherwise

queen laurel
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I'm not the smartest guy here far from it in fact but like

crystal forum
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idk how you can even read rouge as rogue

queen laurel
#

genuinely

queen laurel
sacred ginkgo
#

I just think of red

queen laurel
sacred ginkgo
#

Yes

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It's why I respond to misspelled rogues with red

crystal forum
#

how do you think i feel

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you know, i used to pronounce brie cheese as br-eye in english

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because i thought americans were that ignorant

sick copper
queen laurel
#

@arctic talon is this accurate

plush mason
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lmao

plush mason
crystal forum
raven stone
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I see things like "rogue" and "isaac" and ever so briefly thought this was the Division 2 server instead...

unique bronze
valid needle
rose thorn
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Not a fan

valid needle
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So much so they terrified the Nightlords when they came across eachother

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No one else really then

rose thorn
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Not a fan of weird old stereotypes

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Even if it’s cool

valid needle
#

Raptors are cool but if you want your marines to be logical and use real world like tactics and equipment then you may aswell just play millitarum.

rose thorn
#

I meant Raven guard cannibal successors

valid needle
valid needle
rose thorn
rose thorn
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Maybe I just like Hannibal lector

near wasp
#

Carcaradons are a great chapter imo

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A librarian forced a rouge trader to give up her warrent of trade just so she could be a personal self, when they talk about the head astropath they describe him as one of the few people in the chapter who gets rights and that's only because they need him.

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My main appeal though is the gene flaw, I really like the blindness as a flaw.

rose thorn
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Tbf most raven gaurd actaully have that flaw it’s just that cara get it the most I believe

near wasp
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Yeah

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I also like the aesthetic

near wasp
#

Auto correct xD

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Serf

rose thorn
#

Personal slave*

celest dome
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Would you accept

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Like without garantee on what the fate to come is

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I would pick probably pick death, unless I think I can later on get some communication back to my dynasty

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And later on punish them for their folly

near wasp
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I mean being a personal serf isn't the worse fate but it'd definitely be horrible. Like she ended up serving a librarian so she probably gets treated better than if she served a random battle brother

rose thorn
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Being a personal serf to the cara though

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Psykers are even more insane

near wasp
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Ehhhhh I wouldnt call calri insane

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Auto correct can you stop fucking changing words that are correct

celest dome
near wasp
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You mean a normal imperial citizen

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Because let's be real your basically a slave in the imperium anyways

celest dome
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When you used to be the King/Queen of a Ship

near wasp
#

She just was a rouge trader so she knows real freedom

valid needle
#

Nathanial garro and his serf seemed very close friends

celest dome
rose thorn
#

Do space wolves really not have cannibal successor? Huh

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Fucllll

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FUCkkkkk

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@arctic talon they did it

near wasp
#

Oh hey clowns

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Did they do clowns before they did deldar?

rose thorn
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Yesh vut they didn’t have a combat patrol

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I love the clowns

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Welp I gotta make my harlequin lore

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They are clowns so at least I can get the Batman reference

near wasp
#

I'm not a huge eldar fan but the clowns are cool, I should probably read a book on them or something

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You know after I finish this 20hr audiobook that is fall of cadia

rose thorn
#

I gotta read the harlequin lore and figure out how to make my mask

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A masque that sings Eldar love poems as they fight, which to anyone sounds like insane rambling to anyone except other Eldar

near wasp
#

It probably also sounds insane to eldar

rose thorn
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Good point

near wasp
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Given there history it's likely a love poem would be like a million years old

rocky gale
#

Nice work GW, now show me the Ynnari combat patrol

rose thorn
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They target the most zealous and religious foes they can, every slash stab and shot all are wicked and sadistic mirrors of eldar wedding rituals. their goal is to make their foes feel the love cegorach has for them in their last moments.

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They believe cegorach loves every creature in the galaxy more than anyone or any other possibly could and only the harlequins have accepted it, so they are on a mission to make sure everyone else feels his love

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Though vicious and slow deaths

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Bam perfect

celest dome
#

Are they under the same effect as the TF2 Pyro mask ?

rose thorn
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No, my craft world has a tradition that they marry their chosen god

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And these guys are mostly ones who married cegorach but of course there’s other elder who joined

rose thorn
#

How tf is HH the more advanced setting they have jet engines strapped to their backs

young pecan
#

How good is The Founding?

storm jungle
#

The Founding?

rocky gale
#

Damn Dilara, not remembering the name of every Warhammer novel/omnibus ever written

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Fake fan

sacred bluff
#

fake af

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AND dilara is a HUGE abnett fan

rocky gale
#

See you know these things when you have physical books

sacred bluff
#

Sure would

surreal nest
#

The krieg combat patrol got me ready to sin

young pecan
#

My favorite part of this interaction is that we spent longer dunking on Dilara than we did talking about the book

near wasp
#

Did the new necron killteam come out or we still waiting on that

rose thorn
#

The double box did but not solo

vital ginkgo
#

Are there any space marine chapters with brothers that have less mystical/angelic names and more normal names like John or Craig. Names like that

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Brother Keith

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High Chaplain Donald

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Apothecary Brian

storm jungle
#

Not really no, any "modern" name marine usually has it modified to sound more sci-fi as far as I can remember

vagrant fox
#

Depends a bit, I don't find Space Wolf or Black Templar names to be weird. I went to class with a Bjørn and knew a Sigmund

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But I suppose Dantes first name was Luis, pretty normal imho

storm jungle
#

Those arent really comparable to John, Craig, Donald or Brian i think

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the ones you said are literally greek hero tier names

vagrant fox
#

They are to me, normal ass people have these names here ¯_(ツ)_/¯

storm jungle
#

Not to the rest of the world they dont fuckface

vagrant fox
#

it's relative ok, mod powers having moderator

storm jungle
vagrant fox
#

from a perfidious anglo perspective good luck

storm jungle
#

never

languid meadow
celest cedar
vital ginkgo
#

Dante face reveal

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Luis Dante thats great lol

near wasp
#

You didn't know Dante was Italian?

#

The whole aesthetic is Catholic Renaissance era

valid needle
storm jungle
median star
dapper gyro
#

Dante's inferno was written by an Italian.

surreal nest
#

I was reading a lore dicussion unrelated to space marine 2 and they kept referring to different depicted space marines as their space marine 2 class and it was actually making me sad

#

i hate space marine 2

dapper gyro
#

Can you give an example?

surreal nest
#

They would refer to bladeguard veterans as bulwark

dapper gyro
#

Filthy casual.

surreal nest
#

because they saw a shield and started soyjaking

dapper gyro
#

So, they don't call them Eliminator?

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Or Phobos and Gravis marines?

#

I hate 40K, but even in hatred, I have to hate correctly.

surreal nest
#

It's basically this

Primaris Intercessor - Tactical

Primaris assault intercessor - Assault

Reiver - Vanguard

Bladeguard - Bulwark

Eliminator - Sniper

Heavy Intercessor - Heavy

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its not a huge deal to me that someone uses space marine 2 lingo but oh my god those people should not be allowed to discuss lore they are so insanely misinformed and it IRKS me

#

ermm...salamanders dont use snipers....its not lore accurate....

dapper gyro
#

Chapter specific units are the only things I'm too lazy to remember.

rocky gale
#

Salamanders only use flamer snipers

surreal nest
#

black templars would NEVER hurt a civilian

dapper gyro
#

🤨

#

Marines Wankers...

surreal nest
#

that's my illiterate rampage takedown of people who are trying to engage with my hobby done im gonna go take a shit and go to work

rocky gale
rose thorn
#

Clowns are whispering to me

languid meadow
#

never realized that GW really loves using the word "intercessor"

rose thorn
surreal nest
median star
#

devastator r still around im p sure but for how much longer or if theyll get a refresh is a good question

nocturne crest
rose thorn
#

Yes

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I really want it lol

#

I want it twice

#

And make the other solitaire into a troupe master

languid meadow
#

I should collect a solar auxilia army one of these days

near wasp
#

You'd be dragging your bank account behind the shed

languid meadow
#

that's this hobby in general

near wasp
#

Ok but guard is a much more expensive army

arctic talon
#

Solar auxillia is even more expensive then guard

#

Lmao

languid meadow
#

yeah but they got swag

nocturne crest
#

Can you play Solar Auxilia as guard in 40k.

arctic talon
#

Yeah if you want

dapper gyro
languid meadow
#

hmm yes but that doesn't stop me from making plans to destroy my financial future

spring cairn
#

destroy ur financial future like albania is about to destroy it's own with their AI minister appointed to public finances

lofty mason
#

Does not having a lot of Primarch present in the Loyalist side affect the war efforts of the Imperium in M42? A lot of Primarch in the Loyalist side are either missing or dead, meanwhile the Traitor / Chaos side still retain most of their primarch.

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

The chaos primarchs aren’t unified

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They’re like greater daemons

#

Just on meth

arctic talon
queen laurel
#

Yeah the reason why chaos doesn't get much done it's because they are busy killing each other

surreal nest
#

Imagine having a primarch in the big M42

lofty mason
queen laurel
languid meadow
#

I mean even on the loyalist side there isn't much cohesion lmao

queen laurel
#

True

rose thorn
#

Finally finished the gitz

paper haven
#

Get ta krumpin

languid meadow
storm jungle
#

What in the fuck

#

I ASSUME thats a stylization? Otherwise uh-

languid meadow
#

Darkseid hates batman so fucking much

storm jungle
#

Darkseid is a born hater

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

I love how Bruce's entire rogues gallery is fucking Dark Souls monsters

#

while all he got is muscles and some gadgets

#

💀

#

ALFRED, SAVE HIM

rocky gale
#

From what I hear a ton of the usual villains are Batmans friends in the Absolute universe, until Bane just fucking mutilates them all

storm jungle
#

Yeah lmao

#

its fucking terrible

#

I read that issue last night

arctic talon
#

At least riddler is

#

Not so sure about poor penguin or two face

storm jungle
#

yeeeep

languid meadow
arctic talon
#

Poor batman

dapper gyro
arctic talon
#

recasts are high quality sometimes

#

depends on the recaster

#

tbh

crystal forum
#

recast yourself some bitches

rose thorn
#

Anything finecast, resin, fw resin, or metal recasts are always better

dapper gyro
#

It all depends. Resin print is very nice and not very expensive. Some live resin casts are excellent, but their prices are barely any cheaper.

#

GW has the brand tax. Other types of mini are different.

shadow plover
#

Haven't read a comic in a decade at least, thinking about starting absolute batman

#

seems pretty cool

arctic talon
#

Absolute Wonder Woman is the best of the 3 imo

valid needle
#

But there is many talented recasters out there

rose thorn
#

I might check it out