40k-lore-chat

[queen laurel]

If this is a vision then tzeentch can fuck off

[storm jungle]

Its how dreams usually are

[queen laurel]

i ain't about to have that shit

[storm jungle]

very detailed but also makes you go "Huh???"

[queen laurel]

Hey my dream somehow has very detailed animations of a crocodile transforming into Optimus Prime for some reason

[rose thorn]

I remember you were pissed and locked the chat while someone called the cops

And then I woke up

[storm jungle]

Thats fucking terrible

good lord

[queen laurel]

that is a nightmare that's

Unnerving

[rose thorn]

I think you said “oh my fucking god of course this shit happened here”

[queen laurel]

that sounds exactly like me

how is it so accurate to something i would say

[near wasp]

Jfc

I just hope it wasn't me getting arrested xD

[queen laurel]

Do you have the tattoo of someone matching that of a missing person report or something that you don't wanna tell

[near wasp]

Noooooooo

https://tenor.com/view/walajuku-walajukuevans-squidward-meme-looking-around-nervous-suspicious-gif-22814577

[storm jungle]

[near wasp]

I don't keep trophies that's how you get caught

[queen laurel]

All right Bay harbor butcher

[near wasp]

Lol

[shell mason]

[near wasp]

Continuing my listen of fall of cadia and this daemon is just ragebaiting this khornate bastard

[shell mason]

good

[near wasp]

"khorne doesnt care if you piss on his icon, it just a price of metal"

[rose thorn]

What wouldn’t khorne actually care because it’s dishonorable

[misty vector]

They say that khorne wouldnt care if one guy denounced him

[near wasp]

I mean every follower of chaos defaces idols to other gods and stuff khorne cares more for the blood spilled than his icon

[languid meadow]

this could just be an AOS/Fantasy thing but Im pretty sure the only thing Khorne finds "dishonorable" is like the magic of each universe so mages/psykers

But I could be wrong on the 40k front

the rest he doesn't give a shit

[near wasp]

40k khorne isn't so honorable

It's all just blood and gore

[wind canyon]

Blood for the Blood God you could say

[languid meadow]

I mean it's the same in every setting he's in

but he just doesn't like magic

[near wasp]

He would love a psyker if that psyker could make a person bleed from every pore

[misty vector]

Does khorne really care about honor and fair fights if he wants his followers to run into a village and kill everyone

[near wasp]

He doesn't really care about honor

It's something he uses to bait people into serving him

[languid meadow]

"As befits Karanak's favoured status, he has been gifted with a superior version of the Brass Collar worn by other Flesh Hounds. Possessed of Khorne's hatred for sorcery, but the Blood God's wrathful vengeance, the thick metal band withstands psychic powers as easily as its wearer's scaled skin repels rainwater. Karanak always remembers those who dare cast their despised magics at him in battle; though it may take years, the hound will inevitably have his vengeance, and once his prey has been killed, will take great satisfaction in chewing upon its sorcerous bones." - Chaos Daemons 8th ed codex

he still hates sorcerers in 40k

[green loom]

no

He cares about blood

And not much else

[misty vector]

Khornates will see you shoot warpfire from your palm and say “he cant afford a bolt pistol”

[rose thorn]

i forgot my genetics teacher is canadian

until she said sorry and i was like"wait a second"

[crystal forum]

that was xenos

imperium kill any xenos on sight regardless of tech level

but votaan have the advantage of looking like abhumans

[valid needle]

No that was legit humans

The brotherhood

[crystal forum]

they were working with xenos

oh

i thought you meant the fleet based guys

[valid needle]

I think you mean Fulgrims one he done

[crystal forum]

are you talking about the istvaneans

those guys were just caught in the crossfire of the HH tbh

[valid needle]

The brotherhood were a purely human planet and were massacred because Horus found out they had STCs

[crystal forum]

wasn't that because horus wanted the STC's to get the mechanicum's favor?

[valid needle]

Aye

[crystal forum]

ye well that's a bit outside the norm

in fact if i remember correctly everybody was surprised by how quickly horus started the war

[unique bronze]

The Interex fellas or is that someone else

[crystal forum]

interex was the xenos lovers

those guys were killed because xenos

and they had anathema sword

[valid needle]

Interex wasn’t Horus or the wolves fault

[storm jungle]

Eresus did it

[valid needle]

Yes

[storm jungle]

Horus tho is pretty easy to manipulate so uhhh

[valid needle]

Yeah

But to be fair

During the interex thing he did keep saying this shouldn’t happen and he did try speak to the interex even whilst in battle

But then obviously he went fuck it we ball at the end

[storm jungle]

Yeah pre-Heresy horus is hilariously Nice Guy

I get what Abnett was doing but its very comical at times

[storm jungle]

what does that mean Mr Donald 😩

[valid needle]

I really began to like him honestly

All of the wolves actually

[storm jungle]

Tbh thats not that weird

hes literally just a good person lol

its why i said its almost comical

[queen laurel]

What's warhammer's deal in making the traitorous hated bastards bald as shit

[storm jungle]

because when he goes chaos its like a INSTANT heelturn, like someone just flipped a button on his back

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-the-simpsons-treehouse-of-horror-halloween-krusty-gif-4811513743742101294

^ literally Horus

[valid needle]

Just wish little Horus and Abbadon listened to Garviel about Erebus

[storm jungle]

They were paid per script by GW

Nothing could be done

[rose thorn]

i will admit the sons of horus are dripped out

[languid meadow]

Sea foam colouring goes hard

[rose thorn]

with the red eye

[storm jungle]

Their euro-barbarian aesthetic is great

[rose thorn]

i wish the new upgrade sprues were better

for hh

also of the old ones were bad nad fine cast but hte new ones are a helmet and a shoulderpad for the same priec

[median star]

the fact their was straight up a mfr called little horus

[rose thorn]

man i must be tired becasue im chuckling to my self about canadian space mairnes

like a Canadian night lord

[storm jungle]

*Lil' Horus

https://tenor.com/view/rapping-cat-gif-22589120

[median star]

i know nothing about him besides name but assume he had a tragic horrible death

[rose thorn]

oh yeah the sons of horus came from like, mobsters and stuff huh

[storm jungle]

No just- feral ganger people that lived in tunnels lol

[rose thorn]

ah

[storm jungle]

so basically detroit

[rose thorn]

so hes from nicer necromunda

[median star]

seems reasonable

[unique bronze]

I did like that someone mentioned each member of the mournival represented a piece of horus

Aximand bore their primarchs looks more hence the nickname little horus, Abaddon his ambition, torgaden his physical strenght, and garviel his humanity, apparently

[rocky gale]

This is one of the coolest 40K pieces I’ve ever seen

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-peak-it's-mid-orange-cat-gif-17883059146133370492

[rocky gale]

Her lower body is literally just a tower of skulls

[storm jungle]

Yeah I love 40k pieces where you kinda need to figure out what is happening

obviously this is like a marching ceremony but that abomination machine lady at the front just adds so much to it

[rocky gale]

I’m going to need GW to make this a model

[celest dome]

You will take your tall skitarii and you'll like it

[crystal forum]

i didn't even have to edit anything

the joke writes itself

[storm jungle]

bald

glasses

white guy

Walter White???

[crystal forum]

that feels pretty stretchy given that 2 of them are just general physical traits and garviel wasn't really more moral than the others

loken's whole thing really is that he was an outsider

he wasn't deep in the kool aid like the others

the point of the mournival being to second guess horus while also being filled with people who always agree with him is pretty funny though

but it does show that horus wasn't a tyrant before his encounter with chaos since he was actually capable of taking some amount of criticism

[rocky gale]

I want to know what the photographer said to get Aaron Dembski-Bowden so mad

[crystal forum]

i think it's just the glasses that make him look like he's frowning

[rocky gale]

Bro is ready to throw hands

[queen laurel]

jay he looks like you every time somebody says something here you don't like I think he looks too mad

[crystal forum]

chris wraight looking like a vampire in his 18th century mansion

[rose thorn]

Isn’t 40k not 500 dollars on average anymore?

It’s like 700?

I know AOS is at about 400 atm

[rocky gale]

Simply buy 12 Armigers

Full army done

[celest dome]

Don't ask what Skaven were in Battle fantasy

[near wasp]

Good then hell write custodes books forever

[wind canyon]

He’s going to need to be. I can’t believe The Regent's Shadow came out five years ago.

[near wasp]

Bro I just want more valerian

[rose thorn]

“I’m a space marine player AMA”

“What is your favorite space marine book”
“Idk I never read one”

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[paper haven]

No further questions

[daring creek]

Why does the chap on the left look so distinguished

"Why yes peasant, I am reading The Intermediate Guide on administering Unbearably painful CBT that not even masochists would enjoy 12th Edition, would you like to indulge me on this refined literature?"

[winged jacinth]

The one thing all the chaos gods have in common is they demand your hair as tribute

[daring creek]

.

Actually?

Real?

[winged jacinth]

No

[daring creek]

Aw

[winged jacinth]

Most chaos characters are extremely old/scarred/and or ill

I think a bunch of the slaaneshi characters have hair

[daring creek]

Yeah that explains why theres so many chaos contemptor dreadnoughts

Would that also mean most
Cast dreadnoughts are chaos? Or no

Wait am I even getting the words right

[winged jacinth]

At this point after primaris? Maybe

Like castellan box dreads right

[daring creek]

Yeah

[winged jacinth]

Most chaos equipment is really old

[daring creek]

Lovely box dreadnots <3

[winged jacinth]

Many chaos marines are the same traitors from the heresy

[daring creek]

That feels ironic lol.

I need to finish horus rising..

[winged jacinth]

Thanks to warp time stuff and (maddeningly indefinite) longevity being a common boon

Also space marine lifespans when not shot are ????

[daring creek]

Yes.

Lol

Ain't dante the oldest

[wind canyon]

Yeah, he’s 1600

[daring creek]

Or is that just for loyalist

[wind canyon]

Loyalist

But the traitors don’t age in the warp

[daring creek]

WELL oldest astartes NOT in a dreadnought and loyalist

[rose thorn]

Not counting dreads;

[rose thorn]

Yeah dante

[median star]

dreadnaughts can in theory last even longer depending on conditions

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-rat-dance-dmc-devil-may-cry-gif-8844333359941805387

[dapper gyro]

Typically over 500 is old. Over 1000, they might get some geneseed dysfunction and degradation.

[daring creek]

I just wonder how their much of their mind is in tact after thousands of years.

Then again. Don't dreadnoughts spend most of their time sleeping?

[rose thorn]

Looking at blood angels golden guys again they are actually pretty cool, when looking at a 45% angel the wings look cool

The lil fake one

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[daring creek]

FYM THEY DON'T

[rose thorn]

Most dreads are very mentally ill

[storm jungle]

they got brainworms

[daring creek]

They're me.

[queen laurel]

if we're going by the oldest warrior and counting everyone

You have the master of dementia

Bjorn the Fell handed

[daring creek]

I am spiritually aligned with them...

Husband

What the fuck is that hand

Oh

[storm jungle]

its a claw

[rose thorn]

Fellhand is only mildly sane because he spends 15 minutes a decade awake

[dapper gyro]

There are a small number of SM lived for a few thousand years, but they are not much more than a servitor.

[daring creek]

Fell handed

Lol

[storm jungle]

Do you even know what "fellhanded" means

[daring creek]

Nope

[dapper gyro]

(They are not actually servitors, but functionally, they are)

[daring creek]

His hand looks fucked up

[daring creek]

Oop

[crystal forum]

there's space marines older than bjork who arent even in dreadnoughts

[queen laurel]

It's a giant claw capable of slicing through a tank with a single squeeze

[storm jungle]

bjork

[daring creek]

Bjork

[storm jungle]

😭

[daring creek]

Wow...

[storm jungle]

bork bork ahh name

[rose thorn]

He is a dog…

[crystal forum]

swedish is not a serious language

[winged jacinth]

When i see chaos

[queen laurel]

Bjork

[daring creek]

Anyway uh

[winged jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/bjork-fight-street-fighter-akuma-gif-20584060

[rose thorn]

[vagrant fox]

bjork is icelandic ok

shit on them

[daring creek]

And those sre chaos aligned yeah?

[crystal forum]

finally somebody gets it

[daring creek]

GET EM GET EM

[crystal forum]

generic nordic #5: islander edition

[daring creek]

I think she attacked that woman because another journalist kept harassing her and her child

Something like that

[vagrant fox]

hell naw a generic anglo cannot say this to me

[daring creek]

I need a designated reading space.

Adhd requires compartmentalizing...

[crystal forum]

calling me an anglo is truly offensive

[winged jacinth]

Perfidious albion...

[daring creek]

Big top burger pfp

Very good.

[crystal forum]

my ancestors conquered the britons smh

shameful muck dwellers

[winged jacinth]

Are you a norman or a dane

[crystal forum]

norman ancestors

[median star]

didnt do a very good job of it from the looks of things

[crystal forum]

sadly you can't bring civilization to britain

the romans tried and failed

[rocky gale]

If you’re French Norman then you weren’t one of the conquerors, you were one of the shmucks left behind

[crystal forum]

somebody had to stay and guide the french

[winged jacinth]

Im somewhere in the low 4 digits of the line of succession for the duchy of northumberland
I need to get to work

[crystal forum]

thanks to the work of my dad on figuring out our lineage i now know that my first ancestor to new france was a french officer sent to kill natives

[rocky gale]

My family used to have money and land, unfortunately my great grandfather on my fathers side was the 9th son so inherited literally none of it.

[crystal forum]

i now wish i didn't know this

[rose thorn]

my dad was givne 3 houses and got all 3 reposessed

[rocky gale]

Meanwhile my great grandfather on my mothers side was also rich and owned Diamond mines in India, but he abandoned his family and moved to India to marry a Princess.

[winged jacinth]

My grandpa made his money being a (non german) cold war rocket scientist

[vagrant fox]

My family were peasants, fishermen, farmers, or boat builders as far back as the 12th century. There my ancestor was the mayor of Flensburg

truly ruralpilled to the bone

[queen laurel]

Imperial guard moment

[rose thorn]

oh were talkign aboutancestors all of mine are catholic monks

[winged jacinth]

My dad's side got kicked out of spain during the inquisition lol

[crystal forum]

my great grandfather worked on ship building during WW2 so he avoided being drafted

[median star]

the oldest ancestor my family can trace is some guy named ortez from spain from 15th century

[rocky gale]

The irony that literally every branch of my family used to be rich and somehow we got none of it.

[rose thorn]

i feel ilke catholic monks would make great furries

[crystal forum]

why

[rocky gale]

Another ancestor owned all linen mills in our town, but the linen mills all got shut down

[queen laurel]

I am begging God let this place never change

[winged jacinth]

My rocket scientist grandpa got exempted as an aerospace engineer but the other one had to storm Iwo Jima

[crystal forum]

did he die

[winged jacinth]

No but the gunner on his machine gun team did

[rose thorn]

they liuterally spend about 350 days of the year in 1 building and htey just write shit and tailor

imagine the fursuits they would make

[rocky gale]

Have you seen monks drawings of animals, they have no idea what they looked like

[winged jacinth]

He was the ammo humper (as they were called) then had to carry both for the rest of the wave

[queen laurel]

i swear to god this better not appear in your nightmare conversation

[crystal forum]

the only WW2 story i know of my family is that my grandfather's uncle was a tail gunner in a B-25 and got shot down during his first mission

he spent the entire war as a POW

[rose thorn]

imagine this as a fursuit

[median star]

mine on dads side was a german who under circumstances unknown to me ended up in puerto rico after war

[rose thorn]

JAAHJFJHFJSAJAAJJA

[crystal forum]

i would be an ammo carrier. seems like a fun job

i wanna go around giving ammunition like candy

[queen laurel]

How the hell did he survive that

God must be on his side

[crystal forum]

you get ammo, you get ammo

[queen laurel]

Crash a plane and became a POW

[crystal forum]

well he was the tail gunner so he was close to the bomb bay

[winged jacinth]

You get tasked to one gunner lol

[queen laurel]

so his position was one of the safer places

[rose thorn]

my great grandfather, whos my first ancestor who left the catholic monk tribe with his wife, went to idaho and opened a bar

[crystal forum]

damn it's not like those zulu war era guys who just went around with a giant bag of ammo

[winged jacinth]

No tail gunner was dangerous as hell

You usually got shot down from behind or below

[rose thorn]

ad then the great depression happened

[crystal forum]

tail gunner was less dangerous than a ball gunner at least

[rocky gale]

But yea like trace back the lines of my 4 great grandparents and you've got

Rich and owns linen mills, Rich and owns shipping buisness, rich and owns large swathes of farmland, rich and owns diamond mines.

Then in modern day we got nothing.

[crystal forum]

and tail gunners have protection around them

if you're shot down by flak then tail is probably a good spot to be

[winged jacinth]

Yeah rates of fire were already so high you'd burn though a box in like a minute

[crystal forum]

tbh i just wanna be the guy who assists the reloading and makes sure the belt feeds correctly

make the gun go dakka

[winged jacinth]

So the ammo guy on the crew would just carry like 40 pounds of machine gun ammo with his regular kit

[crystal forum]

if a game lets me do that i'm constantly doing it

[rose thorn]

i just realized we can just, make food from 100 years ago

[winged jacinth]

Yeah

[rose thorn]

or 200 or 300

[winged jacinth]

Check out max miller tasting history on youtube

[crystal forum]

better than carring a m1919 tbh

when you need a guy to carry just the tripod

[rose thorn]

idk why i thought that was like lost meida that we cant do now

[winged jacinth]

My grandpa ended up carrying both the ammo and the gun

[crystal forum]

jesus

[winged jacinth]

He was second wave so not the absolute hell

[crystal forum]

army was so fucked before they figured out the concept of an mmg lmao

[winged jacinth]

But still pretty hellish

You know that picture of troops lifting the flag on the summit that got made into a statue?

Staged lol

[crystal forum]

ye i thought that was well known

there's a movie about it even

[winged jacinth]

I wouldn't say well known but its well established

[daring creek]

I didn't really think about whether it was fake or real

I just saw it as propaganda

Well still see it as such

[crystal forum]

pretty much all war photos and videos of the era were staged or faked

[winged jacinth]

Some general had already taken the original flag and a journalist set up the scene for a photo op

[daring creek]

Cool lol

[crystal forum]

because who tf would record with a giant camera while being shot

logically

[daring creek]

Couldn't a single person put up a flag like that

[celest dome]

The flag in Berlin was also edited iirc

[winged jacinth]

They're heavy but like 3

[celest dome]

cause the soldier had like 4 or 5 watches on his wrist (stolen from cadavers)

[daring creek]

Hm

[crystal forum]

it was still done while the island wasn't fully secure tbf

[opaque coyote]

I was about to post something transformers related.

And when I popped in, I am seeing literal WW2 stories. Not complaining though

[winged jacinth]

Yeah but securing iwo jima fully took forever didn't it

[rocky gale]

I thought it was a case of the flag happened, but it was then recreated for a photo op and they tried to get the same soldiers to do it, but couldn't get them all so some of them were just randoms they grabbed

[crystal forum]

the soviet flag over the reichstach was a funny mess of political infighting

[winged jacinth]

Did we even finish before the war ended

[crystal forum]

there were like 4 factions who wanted to be the first to fly the flag

[rocky gale]

and then there was arguement over like who gets honoured the guys who actually raised the flag or the guys in the picture raising the flag

[opaque coyote]

Except better tasting

Honestly most memes about like a video or image making a victorian child have a seizure probably wouldn't happen

[opaque coyote]

But our current sweets

Definitely would

[crystal forum]

and many soviet troops died for literally just political squabbles just to rush their way to the top of the building

[opaque coyote]

Our stuff is much sweeter than back then

And saltier and spicier

Etc.

[queen laurel]

A single bite of a gummy worm would send a child in an adventure

if it was a victorian child they might become the chosen one

[rose thorn]

i feel like an apple pie recipie from 200 yeras agow oudl taste better than one from the back of a box

[opaque coyote]

Tbf I love gummies

And a lot of children like the

Stupid packaged box muffins

[winged jacinth]

Global spice supply chains becoming available to the masses wildly changed food in countries that were developed at the time

[queen laurel]

I wanna break a ship biscuit with my bare teeth

[crystal forum]

you should watch max miller videos

[winged jacinth]

Eat it in the dark so you cant tell if it has weevils

[rocky gale]

I mean victorians would eat sugar sandwiches

[rose thorn]

i did i was jsut hignking like 'flour form 200 years ago is extinct or something'

[winged jacinth]

Australians call that fairy bread lol

[rose thorn]

but the ingrediants are liike

the exact smae

[queen laurel]

Extra flavour in the high seas I guess

[winged jacinth]

Protein is important

[rose thorn]

call me crazy but this seems delishious

[rocky gale]

na fairy bread has got sprinkles on it, a sugar sandwich was literally bread, butter and sugar

[winged jacinth]

They're like bricks

[crystal forum]

flour types are very important

[opaque coyote]

Like maybe the reason why it tastes crappier because we got used to the sweet taste

[rose thorn]

yeah but id like it

[opaque coyote]

So now we can taste the

...

Quality

[crystal forum]

like i think pasta wasn't that popular outside italy for a while because it was hard to make good pasta with other flour

[winged jacinth]

yeah you need durum wheat

i dont think it made it over until GIs brought it back from WW2 really?

[queen laurel]

That thing is literally just flour and water

[winged jacinth]

i guess italian immigrants too

[queen laurel]

it's probably the most tasteless biscuit a guy can eat

[opaque coyote]

I think brown bread was also popular back then while white bread was for

The rich

(tm)

[rose thorn]

and i love flavourless food

[queen laurel]

yeah you are the type to eat a deer biscuit

Very well then

[vagrant fox]

I'm not gonna lie, rye bread is infinitely better than wheat bread 75% of the time

[opaque coyote]

And part of the reason why we phased out brown bread was because it was too busy to like

Add stuff into the flour

[queen laurel]

continue on your quest

[rose thorn]

i dont like sweet stuff

and spicy stuff

[crystal forum]

bread was just bread back then

[rose thorn]

or salty stuff

[crystal forum]

the most basic form of food

[opaque coyote]

Like people used to add stuff to try and fulfill their quota

Saw dust was obvious

But there's stuff like

Rocks

[jade holly]

Hell yeah hardtack, I love my nutrition being tougher than the hull of the ship I’m sailing on

[opaque coyote]

And pebbles

That can be added

By accident

[queen laurel]

you deny your taste buds its purpose

[opaque coyote]

And it broke people's teeth

[winged jacinth]

i think its our duty as humans to evolve an enzyme to digest lignin so we can eat trees

we're wasting our time not doing this

[crystal forum]

i think victorians would even add lye to flour to make bread whiter or something

[rose thorn]

coconut curry is so good

[crystal forum]

god i love industrial revolution atrocities

[opaque coyote]

We would also need a mouth and throat that adapts to that

Asw

[winged jacinth]

we still kinda do that but with a more refined process

[opaque coyote]

Cause trees aren't exactly easy to uh

Chew

Also splinters

[winged jacinth]

nah we have tools we can grind it up

[crystal forum]

how would you know? are you some kind of chemist or something?

[opaque coyote]

Saw dust is now added to bread everytime

Nutritious

[opaque coyote]

Genuinely wonder how somebody found that out btw

[winged jacinth]

we usually bleach flour with peroxides now because they're easier to deal with after

[opaque coyote]

Probably in a famine

But like did someone be like

[winged jacinth]

i guess the EU uses CO2 bleaching thats interesting

[crystal forum]

thank you dwarf fortress for making me learn about geology and about what potash is

[queen laurel]

i just wanna eat bread with a cheese spread now

[opaque coyote]

"Fuck it, I'm adding sawdust into the bread. Looks similar enough anyways"

[queen laurel]

congratulations chat you made me hungry

[crystal forum]

you should eat potash

[rocky gale]

Sawdust is very nutritious

Good for growing bones

[winged jacinth]

mm yummy alkalis

gwyneth paltrow or someone told me alkali water was god for me so im hydroxide maxxing

[crystal forum]

people are scared of chemicals these days while ancient humans would bleach their hands every day just to make soap

also just making leather in general

[winged jacinth]

oh man tanning

[opaque coyote]

Smh just poison yourself

[winged jacinth]

thats a whole process

[opaque coyote]

[queen laurel]

dude everything has so many chemicals at this point i just gave up

If they can somehow find a way to make stars edible and not kill a human but it's just extremely unhealthy fuck it i would eat that

[winged jacinth]

i love chemicals!!!! let me use my thumb as a stopper to shake solvents!!!

the big secret is its always been chemicals

[rocky gale]

Lovely smelling solvents

[daring creek]

Making pasta seems easier than making bread...

Like homemade pasta

[queen laurel]

do you have Fluoroantimonic acid

[daring creek]

It seems lowk kinda worth it

[crystal forum]

my lungs must be caked in several different layers of soot, solvents and ash

[winged jacinth]

you need the right kind of wheat for it to not go gummy but yeah its easier in general

[winged jacinth]

never had the fortune

[daring creek]

I wonder how much the flavor can vary

[winged jacinth]

never gotten to work with fuming nitric acid either, the glove exploder

[daring creek]

I actually made pasta before. In class

[winged jacinth]

i've worked with fuming sulfuric acid a lot though

[crystal forum]

isn't fuming just concentrated

[daring creek]

You just need to follow ingredients closely

[queen laurel]

ok noted

chemist one larmoth has no Fluoroantimonic acid and same with Seythi

[crystal forum]

why is it called fuming anyways

[winged jacinth]

mixed with an oxidizer

[queen laurel]

continue searching

[crystal forum]

does it fume

[winged jacinth]

fuming sulfuric acid is H2SO4 + SO3

it does fume

[crystal forum]

chemists will call something aromatic despite not being smelly

unserious people

[winged jacinth]

aromaticity is a SUPER specific thing lol to the point it has almost nothing to do with scent

compounds can also be antiaromatic

[crystal forum]

that's the joke

also i find chemistry terms funny

[winged jacinth]

the most important part of aromatics is you really shouldnt smell them at all

if they're light enough to be volatile they're usually really bad news lol

[crystal forum]

wdym i scent my room with benzene

[winged jacinth]

chemistry terms are sometimes truly insane

[crystal forum]

essential oils

are they essential? no

[winged jacinth]

im trying to remember what the last thing i was screaming about is

[crystal forum]

they contain the essence of something

[winged jacinth]

thats not really a chemistry term its more a perfumers term

oh i remember

[daring creek]

Are we talking about breaking bad

[winged jacinth]

so there's a concept called optical chirality where compounds can be dextro or levo depending on how they rotate polarized light

[lament shoal]

Jesse why are you blue

[queen laurel]

Not everything chemistry related is about making drugs

[rocky gale]

We've got a bunch of chemists in this chat

[dapper gyro]

Well, it is, but it is not.

[crystal forum]

wdym rotate

how does something rotate light

[winged jacinth]

in sugars they use dextro and levo but its only based on structure relative to glucose and its only a coincidence that glucose itself is right

[dapper gyro]

I last thing I remember about chemistry is all of the chemical weapons that I have to redo yearly...

[winged jacinth]

uh how much do you know about polarization

[queen laurel]

wait you have made mustard gas

[crystal forum]

i work with lasers

[opaque coyote]

Fellas, it is conservative to not want to be a brainwashed slave soldier of an uncaring empire?

[dapper gyro]

It is not hard to make mustard gas.

[daring creek]

Thats where you're objectively wrong and that I don't need to explain why.

You can't tell me dihydrogen monoxide isn't some sort of super adderall nuke.

[dapper gyro]

Though, it is more so how to work in an enviroment with mustard gas and other shit.

[winged jacinth]

basically a dextro-chiral version of a compound is one that shifts the angle of polarization clockwise

[opaque coyote]

I LOVE WATER

[daring creek]

YOU SICK FUCK

[crystal forum]

when it bounces off of it?

[winged jacinth]

passes through i think? i actually dont know how the instrument works

its an experimentally determined property

[crystal forum]

that's pretty interesting

[winged jacinth]

it only occurs in compounds that can have mirror images

[dapper gyro]

Some people enjoy to see their own skin burn and blisters, are you one of those Missus? Could it be your drug?

[winged jacinth]

stereochemistry is insanely annoying

but of course very important

[valid needle]

Based Emperors children moment.

[dapper gyro]

Wh, EC love perfection, I don't think it is the case here.

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

[winged jacinth]

when your compound starts with (2E,3Z,3S,5R,7E) you know you're in for a bad time

[crystal forum]

you know shit's bad when you need to learn about physics to do something in chemistry

[winged jacinth]

or if it includes something like (2.2.4)

[queen laurel]

Do those things cause explosions

[daring creek]

Why learn anything when you got chatgpt...

[rocky gale]

I put meat in jars of acid and then leave it in the oven

[crystal forum]

bruh

[winged jacinth]

i have 3 quarters of 400 level physical chemsitry ahead of me

[dapper gyro]

Try microwave, it is faster.

[winged jacinth]

no it means you care about a bunch of shape information lol

[crystal forum]

every physical chemistry person i've met was in some degree insane so i have confidence in you

[queen laurel]

the explosion idea sounds more fun

[winged jacinth]

if you see N and then a big number you should be scared

[rocky gale]

If it's faster then I have to do more work

[daring creek]

Are all of you chemists or chemist majors.

[crystal forum]

borderline biology

[jade holly]

I was an IS major

Graduated and looking for a job

[rocky gale]

I'm a Food Chemist

[winged jacinth]

i learned all of organic chemistry in 8 weeks and then got 95th percentile on the national exam so i think i have the knack at least

[queen laurel]

College student tackling code related stuff

[daring creek]

Information systems I see

[winged jacinth]

i need to take a quantitative science class

[daring creek]

Oh cool I know someone whos studying for that actually

I may actually drop out soon and I'm not the most proud of it rn.

[dapper gyro]

Composite material and kinetic application is a fun thing to do.

[daring creek]

I just feel mentally exhausted and demotivated.

[winged jacinth]

theres a lab looking for a bioinformatics programming intern and i might send in my resume saying "you have to teach me bioinformatics but i have a decade of experience in everything else you want"

[crystal forum]

"not specific enough, we'll make sure to not let you know when we don't give you the job"

[winged jacinth]

no HR department for research teams lol

they do want a resume though which is like

[crystal forum]

there's always HR somewhere

[winged jacinth]

i have a resume but who the fuck else is going to

[near wasp]

College is a scam

[queen laurel]

does that make you the tyranid hive mind

[daring creek]

College is better as an investment

Like

[crystal forum]

i do like research being more direct though in applications

[winged jacinth]

this is undergraduate research im probably the only applicant thats had a real job

[opaque coyote]

ERHM askhually

It depends (tm)

[daring creek]

Do a lot of research in your major

[dapper gyro]

Corrosive epoxy is a really funny thing.

[daring creek]

Certain majors are scams.

[near wasp]

An investment eventually pays back and earns money now a days college don't do that

[queen laurel]

I'm a very lazy guy and not the best student in the world but like why the hell did I have to take martial arts when I'm doing IS

[winged jacinth]

i plan to do almost exclusively research

[crystal forum]

the more niche the more likelier you are to actually be interview by project managers instead of generic hr

[jade holly]

Ngl big colleges like Harvard and such seem not worth it

[opaque coyote]

Those poor philosophy majors

[winged jacinth]

i mostly need to clean up series i did all my gen ed over the years i was working in computers

[jade holly]

I majored in IS for the simple fact that it’s versatile

[winged jacinth]

i need to go to a big uni because i want to work with machines that cost a million dollars

[jade holly]

I can apply it to any career

[daring creek]

Why the fuck would you ever become a philosophy/english/history major?

Probably because their parents held them at gun point.

[crystal forum]

private or uni?

[winged jacinth]

you cant become a good chemist without going to a research university imo

[winged jacinth]

state uni rn probably private sector for work

[dapper gyro]

History major deserves respect.

[winged jacinth]

not really interested in the academia thing from what ive heard

[daring creek]

But that feels like such a dead end major though.

[near wasp]

History people have my respect

[rocky gale]

Research is for nerds, get yourself a job in a working lab

[dapper gyro]

You don't insult them. You think the internet write history?

[daring creek]

I mean I don't hate them

[rocky gale]

Now that's real work

[winged jacinth]

history you should also get good at something else and synergize

[crystal forum]

those are literally three fields where you have to actually care about the material more than the momey

[daring creek]

Right

[queen laurel]

Genuinely why do i have to learn ARNIS when I'm taking Information Technology Officer

[winged jacinth]

i want to do synthetic chemistry of some kind i think?

[crystal forum]

if you want clueless people go into stem

[daring creek]

But like......

Eh

Yeah it's more passion

[winged jacinth]

it would be cool to be like a compounding pharmacy chemist and make people's medications but i think you need to go to med school lol

[rose thorn]

you know those bathsrooms they isntalledi n britian that like sinks into the grounds and cleanthem sleves and cost 1500 tiems more than literally building a bathroom and paying someone to clean it

[dapper gyro]

History major also uses a lot of math, funny enough.

They do need good critical thinking.

[daring creek]

You can be a pharm technician by just doing an online cert I think

[crystal forum]

yeah literally anything medicine related requires its own specialty. heavily regulated industry be like that

[winged jacinth]

business majors...

[crystal forum]

i know way more business majors who knew what they were getting into

[daring creek]

My dad....ugh. I don't know why he wants to go back into college

[winged jacinth]

not pharmacy technician, the people who make special medications on order at compounding pharmacies

[crystal forum]

meanwhile the amount of engineering dropouts

[daring creek]

Over 10 thouand dollars "just to go there"

[rocky gale]

I was interested in History, unfortunately I like suck ass with dates. Like I cannot remember the dates of anything.

Also providing souces is for nerds

[winged jacinth]

oh in that sense yeah for sure. business majors usually know exactly what they're there for they're just clueless otherwise lol

[celest dome]

tbf, most people are pushed into going into engineering without really having the drive for it

[rocky gale]

I know what happened, just take my word for it

[near wasp]

Just become a welder

[queen laurel]

but you can remember release dates for miniatures fine?

[crystal forum]

that's what i was talking about

[rocky gale]

Those are dates which matter

[winged jacinth]

engineering people get tricked by cool stuff and then they get to the matrices

[daring creek]

I remember the day hitler died because its on the same day and month of my birthday

[dapper gyro]

Damn priority...

[crystal forum]

stem is full of people only doing it for the money with 0 passion. it gets better the higher the education level though

[rose thorn]

FOUND IT ITS FRENCH

[daring creek]

And hitlers birthday is 4/20

[rose thorn]

wrong image

[winged jacinth]

before you build a cool robot you must calculate strain in 10000 structural members

[rocky gale]

Snail

[daring creek]

I have a friend born on 4/20

[opaque coyote]

As somebody studying for computer engineering currently.

At this moment in time.

I wish that apple fucking killed Newton

[daring creek]

I remember years better than days and months I think

[opaque coyote]

[daring creek]

Well shit

[crystal forum]

jokes on you my deadline is in 4 weeks and i can blame it all on the mechanic

[rose thorn]

Sanisette

[dapper gyro]

It is the paris toilette...

[winged jacinth]

no hate for leibniz?

[dapper gyro]

Been there, saw that.

[near wasp]

Of fucking course it's French

[rose thorn]

if rich people hate homless people and love wasting money on stuff like this, why dont they just make homless shelters out of htese

[daring creek]

Metal gear Solid Tactical Espionage came out in 1998, so did Perfect Blue. Redline came out in 2008

[opaque coyote]

Nah I hate him too.

And De Morgan

[crystal forum]

engineers use way less math at work than people think

[dapper gyro]

Oh, fk, it has the "Toilette" and a Paris map right on the side...

[rose thorn]

"the scary poor people will iev underground until you no longer have to look at them"

[winged jacinth]

yeah i imagine computers have taken care of a lot of the number crunching

[opaque coyote]

My dad has worked in electrical and then computer engineering for years.

I asked him once if he used calculus in his job ever

He said no

[winged jacinth]

linear algebra is really useful for chemistry at least

[daring creek]

I'm dropping out cuz like. I hate college...its stressing me out along with other mental stuff. And I want to get a job.

[crystal forum]

it's not even that mostly. it's just that a lot of it is just learned from experience and repeating what works. the phd engineers are the ones doing the math and the others just make sure it can happen

[winged jacinth]

not mandatory for some reason

[near wasp]

Hand him a broom hell run like the wind

[daring creek]

I actually really like English, Sociology, and history.

But those feel very hand in hand

[crystal forum]

i've met some genius engineers but those guys are rare

and they're usually just the one guy at the company doing the thinking

[winged jacinth]

fools working out stoichiometry by hand and i just look at a matrix for 3 seconds

[daring creek]

I should've just gone for the major I have a passion for. If I knew what I do now. I would have made a very different choice in majors. I did Computer Information Systems.

[winged jacinth]

yeah tbh passion for your field is very important

i worked in CS for a long time before deciding it wasnt for me forever

[daring creek]

And as you see. The job market for that is......just god awful dude.

[lament shoal]

Can a pysker be proficient in more than one psychic school? Like can a pyromancer also know how to use divination?

[near wasp]

Yes

[crystal forum]

the job market is bad for everybody

[daring creek]

I bought into the myth that it was "the money degree".

[celest dome]

Yes, it's not like fantasy

[lament shoal]

Ty

[near wasp]

I work security so like my job is safe

[winged jacinth]

i went into web dev and then database work just because i was good at it but holy shit the busywork and the job market over the years

[crystal forum]

statistically it still is but it was more back in the day

[near wasp]

But I know everybody else is struggling

[crystal forum]

(especially for the workloads)

[daring creek]

Yeah like.

[winged jacinth]

im glad i never finished my BS in computer science

[daring creek]

I'm probably gonna work a retail job

[crystal forum]

you could specialize

generic degrees are useless

[winged jacinth]

when i topped out my earning potential without a degree i got to look at myself and ask if i wanted to keep doing it and i decided no

[daring creek]

I also put too much emotional stock into the major. I sort of had a breakdown each time I failed.

[daring creek]

In?

[winged jacinth]

everyone wants a scientist whos also a highly proficient programmer anyway

[crystal forum]

idk, im not a software person

[winged jacinth]

i did i was a database guy

[near wasp]

Nah do something else, get a commercial driver's, get welding certified get plumbers apprenticing. Do anything but retail, you will never get out of debt

[winged jacinth]

i still am i guess

[crystal forum]

i work with photonics so i hardly have a hard time finding jobs in that domain

anything niche is easy to find jobs in

[daring creek]

Don't got debt I went here for free

[winged jacinth]

an associate is trying to rope me into his EDNA project because their database is passing 10 million records and they're starting to struggle

[winged jacinth]

one of my friends is a fluorescent polymer expert lmao

[near wasp]

Ok that changes a lot of this convo

[daring creek]

Blessed to not have debt

[crystal forum]

becoming a professional welder takes a lot of years

[winged jacinth]

i got INSANELY lucky and when i was born the state had a program where you could basically buy deferred college credits at 90s rates

[crystal forum]

and you dont get paid good or get treated well as an apprentice

[daring creek]

Welding I heard. Sounds dangerous. And inherently physically deteriorating.

[winged jacinth]

so by sheer coincidence i dont have to go into debt

[crystal forum]

im just not american

simple as

[winged jacinth]

there are very few assets that have appreciated like that one lmao

[near wasp]

It's not dangerous unless your underwater welding, and it's only deteriorating if your don't wear a respirator and helmet

[crystal forum]

that's straight up bull

[daring creek]

Can't you still harm your eye sight with a helmet on.

[winged jacinth]

people gas up welding as the blue collar learn to code but yeah its another skilled tradie job

become an electrician

[crystal forum]

welding can mess up your knees a lot depending on what you work on

[near wasp]

Ok bro it's not any worse than any other job

[daring creek]

Kneepads can't help w that?

[winged jacinth]

any of the trades where you can become a master tradesman are kinda sick career paths

electrician, carpenter, etc

[crystal forum]

it absolutely is depending on the work environment

i know a welder who has to weld the inside of those big milk containers that semis haul

[daring creek]

Yeah I don't think trade jobs are the place to ignore risks.

Those are the physical labor jobs

I'm not fit and I have a deep fear of fucking up myself long term

I already have horrible eyesight lol

[winged jacinth]

this is a huge tangent but i actually saw one of those WE AINT HAULIN MILK trucks recently

[daring creek]

High astigmatism

[crystal forum]

i'd become either an electrician or an inspector tbh

building inspector licenses are money printing machines in some places

the work load is still crazy sometimes

[daring creek]

I'll research that

[winged jacinth]

a couple of my friends are electricians and it seems reasonable to become on if you're dedicated and they enjoy it and are compensated reasonably

[daring creek]

Maybe the workload can be offset by joining a union?

[crystal forum]

that's not always possible

[winged jacinth]

inspector workload is just a supply and demand thing

a lot of shit needs inspecting and theres never enough inspectors

[crystal forum]

first you need a union near you and it has to be willing to take you

[winged jacinth]

i have experienced this from the other end

[crystal forum]

plus it could just be a trashy union that doesnt help at all

which is a lot of them in the US sadly

[winged jacinth]

if your employer isnt desperately trying to get people to leave the union they arent good imo

[crystal forum]

i'm very pro union

[winged jacinth]

i get my moms mail when shes out of town and she gets a LEAVE THE UNION mailer literally every week

shes not even in the union shes a per diem worker and doesnt qualify

[crystal forum]

one day there will be an amazon union

i know it

and it will be beautiful

[near wasp]

No there wont

Pinkertons

[winged jacinth]

god i think theres gonna be blood first

[daring creek]

I thought there already was one

[crystal forum]

yup

[daring creek]

Or is Amazon just that bad

[crystal forum]

but when has blood stopped worker collectivism when it's strong enough

[daring creek]

I know they're heavily anti union

[crystal forum]

they stopped it

[winged jacinth]

amazon usually shuts down warehouses that unionize

[near wasp]

Amazon will do anything but treat people well

[daring creek]

Like music comes to a full stop and they stare into your soul

Also

[crystal forum]

companies blatantly ignore union laws in the modern age

but those laws were never really enforced anyways

[daring creek]

I see that some people are happy working as a maintenance electrician

[winged jacinth]

yeah especially now

[near wasp]

Do that

[winged jacinth]

in the US the NLRB basically got neutered

[near wasp]

Be a sparky

[daring creek]

Money is nice. But the last thing I want is a job that consumes all of my personal time

[near wasp]

Unfortunately you will lose the ability to hold a broom

[crystal forum]

it was inevitable. the government is not pro worker and the strong worker strikes of the past no longer happen

[daring creek]

You...you mean I can't be a witch?

[crystal forum]

you have to put a gun to the gov's head for it to help you

that's what workers did in the early 20th century

[daring creek]

We need those chinese protester size strikes...

Nearing the million...

[near wasp]

You can still be a witch you just won't be able to clean up your work space

[daring creek]

I can't?

Why not

[near wasp]

Still fucking finding chunks of wire

[daring creek]

Oh

[dull torrent]

I made a new piece of lore for my Cadian Veteran to get purple eyes.

[daring creek]

I could find a way to organize it

[near wasp]

It's just that it's stereotype that sparkies don't know how to clean up after they work because they always leave a mess

[crystal forum]

main reason i dont want to be electrician is because i dont want to twist multi fiber cables all day

seems boring as hell

[daring creek]

Thats what music and headphones are for ig

May be boring. But atleast I'm getting money

And hopefully a work life balance

[near wasp]

That's just a myth

Work life balance doesn't exist

[crystal forum]

work life balance is pretending to work half the time while goofing off

and making it look like you're productive

[vagrant fox]

On my last job I'd just take naps, didn't matter as long as the job got done. Best place I ever worked

[daring creek]

Just need time for sleep, personal hobbies, and other freedoms

And some freedom during work atleast

[crystal forum]

was it fish related

[vagrant fox]

no digitising old archaeological archives

Stuff from yonder back in the 60s or 70s and such

[crystal forum]

so scanning documents

[vagrant fox]

More or less and then plotting it in GIS

[crystal forum]

riveting

[vagrant fox]

It was cool tbh, leisurely and interesting

A lot of pictures of skulls

[crystal forum]

you must have really enjoyed that

sicko

[vagrant fox]

yea, full freak mode

[lofty mason]

Do all Primarch have access to warp powers? I mean we all know Magnus seems to use warp powers the most, but how about Jaghatai and Bobby-G?

[rocky gale]

Pretty much

[celest dome]

They're made with warp stuff

So kinda

[rocky gale]

Even if they aren't aware of it or don't think of it as warp powers, they're using them unconsciously

[opaque coyote]

Dorn moment

"I have waited for this day. I will cast this magic to vaporize the entirety of Terra!"

"Magic. Is stupid."

"...why isn't it working?"

"Because it isn't real. Now then, time for you to become Perturabo's next fortress."

"What?"

Dorn punches Psyker's head off

Psyker's headless body falls down

[dapper gyro]

Roboute used the warp to accelerate his brain, unknowingly the best use of the warp power.

Jaghatai has the warp power called "The thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death".

[celest dome]

He use the Warp version of the Office Excel

[lament shoal]

Can the ministorum hire assassins to work for it?

[opaque coyote]

Somebody reads Gulliman's mind

It's just like

[lament shoal]

I would imagine since it has a lot of power

[opaque coyote]

Thousands of excel sheets

Going at once

With a Guilliman editing them all

[celest dome]

https://packaged-media.redd.it/vkdv800ts4dd1/pb/m2-res_854p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1758243600&s=8e2157ab1a14e63256ca2fe76aaa8c29f5b5a921

Basically this

||Shit the thumbnail kinda look like it could come from something else||

[lament shoal]

Lmfao

[rose thorn]

mathhammer gamers

[arctic talon]

Officio assasinorum no, they’d need to get approval.

Local death cult assassins or other internal groups yeah absolutely

[lament shoal]

Awesome, ty

[nocturne crest]

So here's a thought, but does anyone think we will get more Rogal Dorn battle tank variants in the future?

[rocky gale]

A variant which adds the missing panel on the bottom

[rose thorn]

idk, it raises the price of the rogal dorn by like 30 bucks so thats a plus and a minus

[rocky gale]

Increases Toughness by 1

[celest dome]

Don't really think we need any variant atm

But could happen

[rocky gale]

Plasma variant could be cool

Although gotta differentiate it from the Leman Russ tank which has a Plasma version, so it'd be like a two weapon deal with one Plasma and one Melta

[rose thorn]

i think they would just release another tank

[rocky gale]

Na, easier to make a separate upgrade sprue and sell it as a variant

See the new Knight releases this edition

[nocturne crest]

Alternatively, they could just remove the turret of the Rogal Dorn tank and put something else on there.

[rocky gale]

Larger cousin to Chimera

Make it an APC

[nocturne crest]

Yeah.

It's apparently carries 9 people inside with enough room to cook and sleep.

Here's a thought. What if they make a variant of the Rogal Dorn tank, where it's just has something like Fantasy's war wagon on the top.

[rocky gale]

Probably more if they remove all the internal mechanisms for the cannons

[nocturne crest]

Something like this.

[nocturne crest]

Just a bit more 40k and maybe some space marines riding on top?

Actually, apart from the Hellhound, the guard don't have a flamer tank .

[celest dome]

Tbh the only faction that would make sense to have float/open top carriage are the Dark Eldar, Harlequin and the Admech

Which already exist on the Dark Eldar

But some sort of Serberys pulled Coach/Diligence could be cool

[rocky gale]

Hellhound is technically three variants depending on which gun it's equipped with

Hellhound, Devil Dog or Bane Wolf

[rocky gale]

Dunno if it would be an official model, but could be a fun kitbash. Like remove the turret and set up some Cadians on top with a position they've made out of sandbags, maybe with a heavy weapon.

[lament shoal]

Feudal world type shit lol

[nocturne crest]

I got it. They fuck the upper half of a knight body to the Rogal Dorn tank and call it the Sigismund tank.

[nocturne crest]

The scale is probably not right, but I just threw this together in paint.

[celest dome]

Some people do Armiger + Dunecrawler

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-techpriest-binaric-screeching-screeching-gif-20192683

[celest dome]

Which work quite well

Though look quite squat-ish

[rose thorn]

pls gw replace this mini alread

[rocky gale]

Best Dune Crawler conversion is the June Crawler

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if GW will update the Defiler Daemon Engine or send it to Legends.

[storm jungle]

Update it.

its too iconic to be sent to Legends

[nocturne crest]

Tbf, I heard it's never been a top pick unit/vehicle for chaos armies.

[storm jungle]

Oh yeah then its probably fucked

nvm

[rose thorn]

Sent to horus heresy

[arctic talon]

It’ll be updated prolly

It’s also good this edition

Which is the first time it’s been good in years

lol

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/defiler-dawn-of-war-warhammer40k-chaos-space-marines-execute-gif-23589832

[lament shoal]

Spoder

[wintry scarab]

I could just look this up myself but i lazy. Do we know any details on the next darktide update, other than the teaser?

[celest dome]

not really

[wintry scarab]

🙁

[crystal forum]

only dilara knows

[rocky gale]

and she'll never tell

[crystal forum]

but she has been trained by the CIA to not crack under interrogation

[rocky gale]

Well she'd tell me because I'm cool, but she'll never tell you

[rose thorn]

rich person doing a horrible crime and facing zero consequences so far part 423

BRO

[rose thorn]

AHEVDIWBEJ WHAT IS THIS FROM

[storm jungle]

Rogue Trader lmfao

and ngl

EXTREMELY realistic

[sacred bluff]

i be thinking custodes are godly

then i see one get killed by 2 night lords who suprised him and i'm like

[storm jungle]

They are still human

[lament shoal]

The fact that the only place in the game were this can be found is in the office of a slaanesh worshiper lmfao

[storm jungle]

also those NLs had warp-powers

aka bullshit

[storm jungle]

Tbh we got nobles in lore who turn people into toy-servitors

so uhhh not that far from reality ngl

💀

[lament shoal]

Yeah

[rose thorn]

1 human cant kill a mammoth

[storm jungle]

(seriously what the fuck)

[rose thorn]

2 humans though

[storm jungle]

monke together strong

[sacred bluff]

NO THEY AINT

[rose thorn]

they literally are

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-monkey-gif-21881306

[storm jungle]

get em guys

[rose thorn]

human cooperation is one of the key reasons humans were able to evolve to the state were ta now

[valid needle]

Night lords just based like that

[lament shoal]

Just because custodes are more advanced than marines doesn't mean they're invincible

[storm jungle]

god I remember a 40k quote

United we fall, divided we stand

[sacred bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-eating-gorilla-eating-side-eye-staring-gif-10838439681582264282

[rose thorn]

AAHSAFHJ HAHJW WSAHW WHAT

[storm jungle]

YEAH

I forgot what book it was in, i saw it while going through an old codex

its such a fucking braindead quote I LOVE it

[rose thorn]

what could possibly be the context

[storm jungle]

Its basically classic imperial Ignorance = Good, and how the entire structure of the Imperium is built on being divided and providing for itself

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

(mostly anyway, again hypocrites)

[rose thorn]

bruh people are so stupid because i know enough people irlw ho think liek that

CRASHING OUT ABOUT HTIS UFKCING THING

HES NOT EVEN A SUSEPCT BY THE COPS

WHAT

[storm jungle]

the hell is going on

[rose thorn]

literally isntthere a story about an imperial noble kidnapping and murdeirng owmen or osmething

[rose thorn]

idk if iw anan say the case im tkaing about because there is poeple defending him on twitter

[storm jungle]

I THINK so? Theres tons of stories where Nobles do fucked up shit

[paper haven]

What about the single unarmed, unarmored world eater who killed a custodes?

[storm jungle]

Block and move on. Twitter's politics section is dogshit

[storm jungle]

Same thing probably idk

plot

[paper haven]

He was really angry I guess

[rose thorn]

hes a music creator so people's tolerance for them is 10 times higher for no reason

[paper haven]

But then a regular human killed him so.
That human could have killed the custodes?

[rose thorn]

as a gsc player

i assure you

the myths are false

(gsc fan)

[paper haven]

Which myth? There's a lot

[rose thorn]

that they can survive a powerdrill to the forehead

[storm jungle]

Yeah a mining-laser tho decapitates them if you get a lucky shot

[paper haven]

Yeah but that would require, you know, getting lucky

[storm jungle]

Idk worked well for them

[rose thorn]

lucky shot?

[storm jungle]

thousands vs some golden blokes, we got the numbers to waste

[storm jungle]

Shadow Throne

[rose thorn]

i knwio

i mean a mining laser at any point would cut off a limb at least

[storm jungle]

tbh

its a laser made to like cut hard earth minerals

so its at least believable

[paper haven]

I've been over this before, but a thousand cultists dying but managing to kill one custodes is a win for the cultists

[storm jungle]

its like those diamond cutting water guns

where it can literally fucking cut entirely through someones body

which is uhhh somewhat traumatizng to imagine lol

[storm jungle]

Also yeah its the Darktide/L4D concept

you can kill hundreds of them

but all they need is a few lucky shots

[rose thorn]

space marine vs the claws of life

[paper haven]

Yeah if you think that's bad, imagine what no water in an underwater pipe can do to a person.
(Don't actually imagine that)

[opaque coyote]

Y'know I thought of lime

[storm jungle]

Cue that one crab gif

https://tenor.com/view/crab-gif-18290420

AAAAAAAAAA-

[paper haven]

Yeah, that will happen to basically anything that gets too close

[opaque coyote]

A Slaaneshi Daemon being genuinely in love with somebody. Not together with someone, just in the pining/crush stage.

The problem is

A) they're a daemon
B) They have zero reference for the concept of actual love

So it's similar to how like

A cat brings you dead animals

It's their way of showing affection but to us it's kinda a bit creepy

So I'm kinda imagining that but around 10x worse

So they try to send what they think they would like.

Like for example, a letter filled with hearts exclaiming their love.

But the letter has actual hearts attached to it

[paper haven]

I have a character that's sort of like that. An Emperor's Children marine who's in love with a slaaneshi daemon who reciprocates but neither of them have any reference for what love actually is

[opaque coyote]

And it's not a letter

It's a head that's saying their love confession

In the middle of like

Spurting out blood and screaming for help

With hearts stapled onto it

[arctic talon]

Good old delta p

Nothing beats the horrors of it

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I also thought it would be funny

And also just a nice change of pace

If their object of affection was like

A T'au civilian

[lament shoal]

What a horrible way to go

[opaque coyote]

With no knowledge about even stuff like

Heresy

So

Because the horrific stuff sent to an Imperium citizen

Let's be fair here. There's a 50% chance they would just be bored

"Another screaming head? I get one every week!"

[storm jungle]

its like Ocean Gate but even worse lol

at least there it was like instant and they felt nothing

this fucking crab got crush-sucked