40k-lore-chat

[celest dome]

Jerk, you're from Belgium too

?

[shadow plover]

rude

[dapper gyro]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/fb45726db070bdf1ccebbdc369bdef50/tumblr_mvt2g8lqWF1rt8levo1_500.gifv

[shadow plover]

no

[dapper gyro]

Ironman and his previous spiderman.

[celest dome]

I won't say no

[median star]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[crystal forum]

are you european

[shadow plover]

yes

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/short-loki-loki-short-loki-caption-caption-gif-17568727989423340749

[crystal forum]

part of the EU?

[shadow plover]

yes

I'm pretty sure I've said where I'm from before

[crystal forum]

romance language?

i want to guess

[shadow plover]

god no

[crystal forum]

mmmh

[shadow plover]

if your language is gendered it's bad

and you should feel bad

[celest dome]

German ?

[shadow plover]

no

[vagrant fox]

smells like hungarian

[median star]

@lime sluice

[celest dome]

pls don't say Dutch

[queen laurel]

He would be way louder

[shadow plover]

again wrong

[crystal forum]

is your country older than WW2

[dapper gyro]

Taller is just bigger hitbox.

[crystal forum]

stop guessing guys this is mine

[shadow plover]

yes

[dapper gyro]

No real tactical advantage.

[rocky gale]

I didn’t know how tall I was, my only reference was a guy saying “I’m 6”2 and you’re taller than me so you’re like 6”4” I then measured myself and I’m 5”10

[celest dome]

And when the sky will fall, they'll be the 1st hit

[vagrant fox]

or was it finnish that's non-gendered

[rocky gale]

The guy was not 6”2

[crystal forum]

is your flag 3 colors

[dapper gyro]

Guys lying about their height is actual beta shit.

[shadow plover]

yes

no

two

[crystal forum]

polish

[languid meadow]

Finnish is Uralic

[celest cedar]

im 5'7

[shadow plover]

no

[crystal forum]

shit

[celest cedar]

everyone is just taller than me by default

[languid meadow]

Hungarian is my answer

[queen laurel]

Just remember the taller you are the easier for me to do this https://tenor.com/view/johnny-cage-nut-punch-split-balls-strong-gif-14254181

[crystal forum]

oh

finland

[vagrant fox]

My passport just straight up lies about my height, I'm officially taller than I am

[crystal forum]

@shadow plover finnish

[shadow plover]

correct

[crystal forum]

oh right you told me this

[shadow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-to-tank-communication-tank-gif-11679869274951291671

[crystal forum]

there's like 2 finnish tankers in this chat

[dapper gyro]

I'm 1m70/5'7", and I'm happy with it.

[crystal forum]

guy's height is in fractions

[shadow plover]

hungarian is actually a very close relative language

both are finno-ugric languages

[queen laurel]

You're from the my summer car country?

[shadow plover]

Pretty sure I'm the only one

[vagrant fox]

Yea I was thinking

[shadow plover]

yes

[crystal forum]

anyways im 6'3

not to brag or anything

[languid meadow]

Easterners don't get a over 5'9

Stop lying

[queen laurel]

bragging about your height in the 1st place makes you sound like a douche bag

[vagrant fox]

My mom is like 20 shorter than me and my dad is about 20 cm taller than me, it's completely ridiculous and I'll never forgive them

[crystal forum]

spoken like a true south asian

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[dapper gyro]

You know, if you get all power of a SM but without the size, you would be much better than them.

[queen laurel]

Dude I am like the last person here to give a shit about my height

Tall or not it doesn't change someone with a wrench is still someone with a wrench

break their bones or something

[crystal forum]

the philipino at my last job had to use a kid booster seat to use the computer screen

[dapper gyro]

Well, aside from permanent flaccid...

Big drawback

[queen laurel]

The average here is like 5-4 and 4:11 for girls i'm like pretty tall by filipino standards

[crystal forum]

ye ik

it's weird seeing a tall asian in general

[dapper gyro]

Eh, really?

[crystal forum]

i've seen some like 7 foot chinese people it's like a bigfoot

[queen laurel]

Is the concept of a tall Asian h like DLC for earth or something

a tall person to me is a tall person don't matter what nationality

[median star]

bulgur pinoy mode

[crystal forum]

some demographics are just shorter

[dapper gyro]

Most filipino I know are about the same height or taller than me.

[crystal forum]

not really news

[dapper gyro]

There are like 10k filipino where I live, so I think that I have a good statistic.

[queen laurel]

i guess if you view it that way

me personally height is just a variable that could affect someone from everywhere

[crystal forum]

probably because you live in a very monocultural area

[queen laurel]

That's The funny thing the area I'm living in specifically in the Philippines is not monocultural

[crystal forum]

a college town?

[queen laurel]

no not even that

the province i'm living in is not monocultural

[crystal forum]

oh you mean like because of the hundreds of cultures in the philipines?

god that always seemed crazy to me

[queen laurel]

yeah Philippines have a lot of cultures and stuff and the place I'm in specifically is notorious for having a lot of it

[crystal forum]

wild

and people here are pissed that there's 2 regional languages

[storm jungle]

Pretty woke if you ask me

🫡

[crystal forum]

i saw a map once

[median star]

i to have seen maps on occasion

[crystal forum]

pure hell

[queen laurel]

i'm actually in an area where Hiligaynon is common

[crystal forum]

gay?

[queen laurel]

The language you sheep the language not the relationship status

[crystal forum]

do you speak it

are these languages still taught or are they dying

[queen laurel]

Yeah because I grew up with it here

[queen laurel]

they are still taught because it's literally regional

[late verge]

The only ultramarine character i like is marneus calgar and that is entirely because his voice in TTS is hysterical

[crystal forum]

that's nice

[queen laurel]

Many isolated cultures have decided to stick with that way of speaking for so long

It's likely to keep on continuing for a long time

[crystal forum]

a lot of the time a dominant culture will wipe out the others

[spring cairn]

i'm 210cm

[lime sluice]

well, he's not from a real country

[median star]

@shadow plover is this true

[shadow plover]

I am!!

[crystal forum]

is english not taking over though

[late verge]

ffffAHk OFF you... spARKLY... PIXIE MACHINE

[crystal forum]

english managed to supplant and entirely replace regional languages in many parts of the world it's sad

[queen laurel]

It's becoming common but still a lot of areas in the Philippines haven't been really been catching up to modern times if you catch my drift

[median star]

this will be the starting point of the future french finish nuclear war of 2090

[vagrant fox]

It's pretty annoying how common English words are becoming in Danish

[queen laurel]

in luzon it would be pretty common because that's the most modernized part of the Philippines

in visayas and mindanao it's still there

[crystal forum]

the french have been doing it for a while too but i can't really speak about that since not french

[queen laurel]

but not as much

[crystal forum]

but here ofc it's pretty different when you're in north america

the hot zone of english

impossible to avoid the inevitable drift since it's been a thing even historically

[lime sluice]

we passed a law against it

did not work that well lol

[crystal forum]

the funny thing is because they're pushing France's french so hard they're actively eliminating the historical regional french

[lime sluice]

it is less the case now

[crystal forum]

in france?

[lime sluice]

but at the start of the 20th century and for a few decades it was the case, my grandmother was not allowed to speak patois in school

[crystal forum]

i can only speak of quebec and the language laws here are pretty notorious

[lime sluice]

on the other hand everyone speaks the same French now

[lime sluice]

lemme find that for you

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toubon_Law

However, the law mandates the use of the French language in all broadcast audiovisual programs, with exceptions for musical works and "original version" films.[2] Broadcast musical works are subject to quota rules under a related law whereby a minimum percentage of television shows and 35%[3] of songs on the radio must be in the French language.[2]

that's when I stopped listening to radio

[crystal forum]

huh that's very similar to how it works in quebec

[lime sluice]

it went from rock to bad french rap

[crystal forum]

lol

people love french rap here

[lime sluice]

There's some good stuff but radio friendly pop rap badly autotuned is...

[rocky gale]

Just 24/7 Stromae wouldn’t be bad

[crystal forum]

idk i dont listen to radio stuff or rap

[lime sluice]

He's from Belgium

[crystal forum]

but the loss of regional dialects here is pretty sad since nobody is talking about it

[lime sluice]

so true

[crystal forum]

France french is treated as the superior dialect

[rocky gale]

Doesn’t he perform in French though

[crystal forum]

and regional dialects are treated like hillbillies

i find them beautiful

[lime sluice]

My mother can roughly understand it, not me

I do remember old neighbors speaking patois instead of French for hours when i was young

35 years ago

French was not their first language

[crystal forum]

that's wild

[median star]

ancient

[crystal forum]

which part of france?

[lime sluice]

South West

[crystal forum]

so did it sound like spanish

[lime sluice]

Near Lourdes / Tarbes

nope

[shadow plover]

is Nice/Nizza considered South West or just South

it's the only place in France that I've been to

[lime sluice]

South East

[shadow plover]

wait yeah I mixed up east and west lmao

[crystal forum]

regional languages is something i cannot even fathom here

the most we have is dialects

[spring cairn]

south west france best france btw

[lime sluice]

That what is crazy, not at all. Whereas the patois spoken by my grand father (occitan) was closer to spanish yeah

[spring cairn]

if u going to france

go there

[lime sluice]

agree

[crystal forum]

i'd like to visit normandy where my family came from

[rocky gale]

Irish has 4 dialects from what I remember

[shadow plover]

I only go to France to end up in Italy

[crystal forum]

but i'm sure i'd look like the weird american in the small rural french town

speaking a gibberish french

[crystal forum]

was celtic always just one language

[rocky gale]

Celtic is a language family

Not a language

[queen laurel]

@storm jungle completely related to to our height conversation earlier

[lime sluice]

funy thing is that I live in Italy rn

[shadow plover]

a good decision

[rocky gale]

Irish is Gaelige

[languid meadow]

which is a branch Celtic

[crystal forum]

i hope france preserves the diverse languages

that shit is so important

[languid meadow]

same with Brittonic languages

[lime sluice]

you can learn Breton, Corse and Occitan rn in public schools

[opaque coyote]

Funny pic

[rocky gale]

Gaelic is a branch of Celtic that contains several languages , Gaelige is the Irish language

[crystal forum]

irish sounds like elf language i like it

[lime sluice]

depends on the school ofc

[crystal forum]

i wish i could pronounce irish names though lol

[opaque coyote]

Also

I really want to replace HIM with an Alpha Legion operative

[rocky gale]

The four main dialects are Ulster, Munster, Connacht and then a sort of standardised version which is taught in schools

[opaque coyote]

This sounds like something an alpha Legion SM would say LMAO

All it needs is a "I am Alpharius*"

*(Omegon)

[vagrant fox]

Denmark has practically completely eradicated regional dialects, it's pretty sad

[languid meadow]

Here's the tree

[crystal forum]

did you learn some of it from your family?

[opaque coyote]

Who the fuck named a language Pictish

[lime sluice]

sadly no

[opaque coyote]

[languid meadow]

it's what the Picts spoke

[opaque coyote]

...

[crystal forum]

i didnt know breton was celtic

[opaque coyote]

Scientists

Why

[opaque coyote]

Piction

Pictese

Picture

[languid meadow]

yeah they used to go pretty far as well

[crystal forum]

i thought it was germanic like english

[hexed orchid]

I can't tell if Leinsters been ignored or it became the common one

[rocky gale]

And Manx is the Isle of Man

[crystal forum]

do you know anybody who spoke norman

[rocky gale]

Leinster pretty much died unfortunately

[lime sluice]

I don't know if there's a patois tbh

I assume there's one

[crystal forum]

huh norman kinda sounds like rural quebecois

i wonder if there's a link there like american english and irish

[languid meadow]

Yeah a lot of settlers from France to Quebec were Norman iirc

there's a story during WW2 where French civilians were confused by Norman sounding French people wearing British uniforms as well.

[languid meadow]

I must firebomb AI servers

so tired of getting recommend generated slop

[valid needle]

It is the world we live in now

[queen laurel]

What did those wire backs do again

[opaque coyote]

It's like the .com bubble

Soon it'll pop as they realize that AI can't do everything

At least not yet

[valid needle]

Idk why I can’t find much Slaves to Darkness art, anyone got a good site for slaves to darkness art?

[opaque coyote]

I do admit, the advancements are fascinating.

[crystal forum]

cotentinais specifically i think

im hearing it rn

it's so close

not pronouncing the t in "huit" (eight)

[opaque coyote]

But it's still an infant

And yet we're already going crazy over it

It scares me

[languid meadow]

I think there's around 2ish million people of Norman descent in Quebec

of a province of 9.1M

[crystal forum]

i'm part of that

part of the first generation to leave

so my ancestor was really down bad for escaping france lol

[celest dome]

Contenitais ?

[crystal forum]

it sounds a lot like rural quebecois

a norman dialect

[rocky gale]

That’s because Irish language actually had a separate alphabet

[spring cairn]

just say ur canadian and ppl will instantly like u better than if u were actually american

[crystal forum]

https://youtu.be/yOrLAkSNe5c?si=1uSIm1m0I9HM95-n

this is chiac which is a bit different

well chiac is more english

so probably not the best example

but this is historically english influenced french before the world domination of english

[crystal forum]

people will just assume im american lol

[rocky gale]

Like this is the Irish alphabet, so if you struggle with Irish names it's because they're pronounced using this but are now spelt using the same modern alphabet as English

[spring cairn]

that's why you must tell them

[crystal forum]

how

i cant even understand parisians most of the time

let alone rural french people

[spring cairn]

they'll understand the word canadian

it's like barely different from the french word

canadien

[crystal forum]

i know i speak french

im making a joke about parisians

[rocky gale]

If they think you're not French they won't speak French with you

Like if they think you're American, Canadian or English they will speak to you in English even if you try to speak to them in French

In Paris atleast

[spring cairn]

unless you go up north accents are p dull and not hard to understand

[crystal forum]

my best interaction with a parisian was asking him to speak slower like 4 times in a row and he just goes back to speaking the same speed

[spring cairn]

the more you go north the unintelligible'er they get

[crystal forum]

ye ik that's what i heard lol

[crystal forum]

yeah like belgian french

or god forbid swiss french

"french"

[spring cairn]

i was born in france and lived there for more than 10 years and up north they have some words i don't even know what they mean

and i don't think they do either

[crystal forum]

it's like northern british

speaking in mumbling

[languid meadow]

Scots are a different breed

[rocky gale]

I assumed you meant Northern English

[crystal forum]

yeah i meant northerumberlanders

[rocky gale]

Honestly you get mumblers all over England

[crystal forum]

im not that uncultured

[rocky gale]

Some areas down South and around Summerset you get real mumblers

[spring cairn]

It's like Quebec

[languid meadow]

It's like anywhere really

[spring cairn]

no

[rocky gale]

West Country accent it's called

[spring cairn]

anything alien to me is an affront

if i don't understand it it's weird

[crystal forum]

you know what you're getting in for in quebec at least. it's like going to southern US and hearing deep southern accent

[languid meadow]

typical euro french

[spring cairn]

franco-german tank u

peak euro

bow down to me

[languid meadow]

nah but fr I can barely understand a lot of US regional English

[rocky gale]

https://youtu.be/WjTIFkWJctY

[crystal forum]

i love hearing quebec'd french immigrants

[winged jacinth]

Wtf the moment i leave i miss my opportunity to be a biochemist about sugars vs sweeteners

[crystal forum]

they have to dumb down their french to be on our level

[winged jacinth]

I need to never leave this channel obviously

[rocky gale]

A Chemist?

[crystal forum]

"yap" lmao

[languid meadow]

Isn't a lot of the French spoken in Quebec still the older versions of it? similar to the US how they kept a lot of the older spellings in English

[winged jacinth]

Yeah (well partway now)

[spring cairn]

whenever i talk to quebecois in french i have to ask them to explain me what the word they just said mean in that context

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-staring-derek-zoolander-hansel-mc-donald-looking-at-each-other-tiktok-meme-gif-27278328

[crystal forum]

outside of gay montreal you'll hear the older style french yeah but it's still french

if you listen to people replicating actual old french it's genuinely unintelligible

[languid meadow]

I mean yeah

[winged jacinth]

French is so lame for having the national academy

[spring cairn]

that's actually not real btw

[languid meadow]

Try reading older English

[winged jacinth]

Let people talk

[languid meadow]

stroke territory

[crystal forum]

yeah but in france regionally they still speak ancient frenches

like complete languages

it's wild

[winged jacinth]

I've read chaucer lots of looking up what a "pottle" is lol

[spring cairn]

ancient french doesn't sound like quebecois

[crystal forum]

not 1:1 no

just like how american doesnt sound british

[rocky gale]

I'm a Food Chemist

[crystal forum]

but you can tell some similarities in pronounciation

[crystal forum]

preach

[winged jacinth]

Some parts of america speak very similarly to old english which is funny

[spring cairn]

did u know

they eat snow with maple syrup over there

[winged jacinth]

Mostly isolated bits of appalachia etc

[crystal forum]

i cant tell what southern comes from

[spring cairn]

it's real i saw it with my 2 own eyese

[crystal forum]

it feels like southeners invented their own accent to sound different

[winged jacinth]

Southern is english spanish with a little french and 400 years

[crystal forum]

the french is only around louisiana and acadian places

you can tell the difference clearly

but even by southern accents louisiana is borderline gibberish

[winged jacinth]

Yeah southern accents are actually really varied

[spring cairn]

that's the only NA accent i struggle with

[winged jacinth]

Nawlens

Geohjah

[languid meadow]

Is that supposed to be New Orleans?

[crystal forum]

i remember my first interaction with a new jersean

[winged jacinth]

Yeah lol

[crystal forum]

literally did not pronounce anything but vowels

[winged jacinth]

But as a local says it

[spring cairn]

speaking like they jaw about to fall off

[languid meadow]

they have tobacco spit in leave em alone

[winged jacinth]

Louisville kentucky is more of a luhvull

[crystal forum]

texas accent is prob the stereotypical southern

[winged jacinth]

We don't have a good symbol for the vowel sound

I bet ipa does but fuck that

[crystal forum]

even though southeners will kill you for calling texas southern

[winged jacinth]

Texas wants so desperately to be their own thing its kinda sad

[crystal forum]

we have that here it's called alberta

[winged jacinth]

Yeah lol

[languid meadow]

True....

[queen laurel]

@celest dome warlock engineer image and Ogroid Thaumaturges for soulbound

[winged jacinth]

I have heard alberta called Canadian Texas

[languid meadow]

When it comes to accents I've been told people from the west have one but I can't hear it

[crystal forum]

all i have to say is

ted cruz is albertan

[winged jacinth]

Pnw accent at least is so by the book its distinct

[crystal forum]

the zodiac killer himself

[spring cairn]

the guy with the gimp mask

that's the one right

[celest dome]

Ok playing as a Ogroid Thaumaturges is really a fun, but strange choice

[winged jacinth]

We pronounce everything really clearly which is distinctive in its own way plus we say egg weird apparently

[crystal forum]

what's pnw

[winged jacinth]

Pacific northwest

[crystal forum]

oh the generic californian

[arctic talon]

Separate grid from the rest of the country, is also the shittiest electric grid in the country

💀

[winged jacinth]

Washington oregon tip of north california

[arctic talon]

The west coast of the US has like

2 distinct accents lol

[queen laurel]

[winged jacinth]

The rest of cali has basically LA and Valley accents

[crystal forum]

probably because it's so new relatively

like the west coast only really started to exist in the 1800's

and the local languages didnt have time to melt into the native american ones for... reasons

[winged jacinth]

Honestly not sure we'd have started talking like the settlers slightly east

[arctic talon]

Central/NorCal are more pacific north west

Tbh

While everything else is yeah that

[winged jacinth]

We don't talk like we did in the 1800s

[rocky gale]

Imagine the difficulty of balancing an encounter when one player is a ghoul and the others a fucking Dragon

[winged jacinth]

Weird regional identity thing like the seattle freeze lol

[languid meadow]

Centeral Cal is NOT PNW

[winged jacinth]

Pnw ends when the rainforest does

[arctic talon]

It’s not

[crystal forum]

you mean you dont speak like an old timey gold prospector?

there's gold in them hills

[queen laurel]

yeah soul bound is a very ridiculous TTRPG for a reason

[arctic talon]

But the accent sounds more like PNW then it does SoCal

lol

Is more so my point

It’s like the weird fucked up middle child

[spring cairn]

if all americans talked like old timey gold rush era miners it would improve the country

[crystal forum]

wolf they all sound the same

[winged jacinth]

Yes

[arctic talon]

They don’t

Smh

[spring cairn]

dang nabbit

[arctic talon]

We should have more fucked up regional dialects

[crystal forum]

stop trying to convince me californians have regional cultures that arent urban vs not urban

[winged jacinth]

Socal is what got exaggerated into like the surfer accent

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[languid meadow]

I think Oregon and Washington are the only accents I can pick out in that area

[spring cairn]

they also have forest fires

[languid meadow]

the rest are just American

[queen laurel]

on the one hand you can have a flying ghoul next a god damn guy that starts off the adventure with a fucking horse

[crystal forum]

they should dump their frappuccinos on them

[winged jacinth]

A comedian (fred armisen) described the washington (really western washington) accent as "putting all the words on a plate" which i think is accurate

[crystal forum]

california being the number one exporter of the shittiest trends in the world

avocado on toast

[spring cairn]

well they're kinda the number one exporter of most trends in the world

at least in da west

[arctic talon]

I don’t even think that started in California 💀

[languid meadow]

We should nuke america......

[crystal forum]

it did

[spring cairn]

true

[crystal forum]

avocados were barely eaten before california made a trend of it

[arctic talon]

Fucks sake

Double send

[spring cairn]

we should give america back to mexico

[arctic talon]

Also no what the fuck lol

[winged jacinth]

Cali has like 10% of the entire US population so its influence is outsized lol (plus entertainment hub)

[winged jacinth]

Guacamole deniers

[arctic talon]

South America does not exist to Jay

We must kill him

[languid meadow]

I mean they were being eaten enough to stop them from going extinct since they literally cannot survive without us.

[celest dome]

Avocado were farmed for more local use for a long time

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Avocados have always been pretty popular in some parts of the world lol

[languid meadow]

We are avocados only niche now

[celest dome]

I want to say it was giant Sloth ?

[languid meadow]

since their last one fucking died

yeah

[crystal forum]

wolf the entire world supply of avocados are like mainly made to feed california

[arctic talon]

Yep

[languid meadow]

giant ground sloth plus other megafauna

[crystal forum]

it was just something eaten locally before the 90's

[arctic talon]

That does not mean barely eaten

lol

[crystal forum]

and the global consumption was nothing compared to now

is what i meant

[arctic talon]

Mexico has always ate more then like any other country

[winged jacinth]

Its actually likely that avocados had normal sized pits and we bred them to be larger

[arctic talon]

wtf

[winged jacinth]

You can make them into flour

[celest dome]

Why

[daring creek]

Hello homosexuals what is up

[crystal forum]

mexico is the largest producer but america is the largest consumer

[celest dome]

Wasn't their large pit due to them being for larger mega fauna ?

[arctic talon]

Mexico is the largest consumer and producer

Still

[daring creek]

Oh we're talking about pears

[languid meadow]

yes

[winged jacinth]

There's no evidence giant ground sloths actually ate avocados at all

[arctic talon]

That’s

Interesting

[spring cairn]

yeah

[winged jacinth]

Yeah its a whole thing

[spring cairn]

i never saw one do this

[arctic talon]

Lambda is a time traveler

[celest dome]

So ancient avocado had smaller seeds ?

[languid meadow]

we should bring them back

[arctic talon]

Kill him and extract his brain

[winged jacinth]

Telephone game through scientific papers

[languid meadow]

I miss them

[winged jacinth]

Yeah

[daring creek]

I like sliced avocados with sprinkled pepper

[crystal forum]

i hate california because californiain't

[winged jacinth]

They were overall shittier though its a domestic plant

[spring cairn]

25/10/2032

[daring creek]

But you guys have californium

[spring cairn]

mark this date down

[celest dome]

California is one of the least worst state of america 💀

[arctic talon]

Tbf yeah all plants were shittier for eating before we domesticated them

[daring creek]

Eh???? Since when???

[crystal forum]

are we comparing to like west virginia

[winged jacinth]

Teosinte moment

[celest dome]

Ancient watermelons 💀

[arctic talon]

Have you seen an ancient broccoli and cabbage plant

[spring cairn]

pre-domestication bananas be like :

[arctic talon]

Spoiler, they’re the same fucking plant

Or was it Brussels sprouts

[daring creek]

Bananas were mostly seeds. Yummers

[celest dome]

And Brussels sprouts iirc

[arctic talon]

Idf remember

[languid meadow]

I found it yeah they could've been distributed by megafauna but due to evidence that other large fruits can be distributed by smaller species it's debated.

[crystal forum]

anti GMO people when they learn what bananas, corn, apples, oranges, melons used to look like before humans

[celest dome]

all 3

[arctic talon]

Pre changing eggplants actually are pretty good eating

lol

[daring creek]

Where did that conspiracy even come from

[winged jacinth]

We did that shit twice to two different brassicas once in the west and middle east once in china

[rocky gale]

Pre-domesticated watermelons make me uncomfortable

Like no thank you

[crystal forum]

90's bullshit activism

[arctic talon]

Fun fact you can cause this with domesticated ones

[rocky gale]

I will not be eating that

[arctic talon]

You just need to give them very little water

And it’ll look similar

Though not as thick on the white bits

[daring creek]

To think people still ate that

[arctic talon]

Tbf

Just scoop out the red bits

[daring creek]

Maybe it had a sweet taste?

[arctic talon]

Seems tasty to me

It was def sweet

Watermelons had been bred to be sweet by then

Old watermelons were super fucking bitter though

Like the super tiny ones

[winged jacinth]

Organic fans when you tell them organic cultivars are often generated by random irradiation mutations

[daring creek]

Maybe less sweet than the sweetness we're all used to

[spring cairn]

it proably was p good

they was just less

of the good

[languid meadow]

Im trying to remember but I think it was grapefruit that fucking sucked before it got to the Rio Grande area

[crystal forum]

this is a wild carrot

[celest dome]

Lemons aren't natural

[daring creek]

Hey don't hate on mutants

I'm a mutant myself..

[crystal forum]

what even is natural

[arctic talon]

I’d eat it

[spring cairn]

everything

[celest dome]

Can be found in the nature/wild

[winged jacinth]

Its just gmos but you don't know what you did lol

[arctic talon]

Nuclear reactors are natural

It’s true

[celest dome]

Lemon are all "man made"

[daring creek]

Everything is natural imo if we're using the true definition.

[spring cairn]

wdym it's not natural, everything had to come from nature at some point down the line

[languid meadow]

I think what it means is just found in nature

[spring cairn]

we can't manifest stuff into being with our thoughts

yet

[daring creek]

Natural as in "nature"(birds, bees, trees) I guess so.

[crystal forum]

is something not natural if it evolved along the desires of another species

[daring creek]

SOON.

[crystal forum]

because there's tons of plants that evolved to work with animals

like berries and birds

[spring cairn]

i'm natural cuz usually at 6pm u can find me in nature walking my dogs

[daring creek]

The fool tarot

[crystal forum]

anyways nevada is better than california

does california have former nuclear test sites?

[daring creek]

Its so cute when I see dog owners just walk their dog w no leash

[crystal forum]

that's what i thought

[winged jacinth]

Im pretty sure actually yeah

[daring creek]

Looks and feels unsafe but I find it cute when I see it

[winged jacinth]

Its a really big state

[left talon]

That would explain why it’s on fire constantly

[spring cairn]

well if your dogs obey you it's fine

[valid needle]

I know artificial sweeteners leave an after taste, I LIKE IT.

[languid meadow]

two states that are running out of water

[winged jacinth]

No that's the insanely stupid forestry practices lol

[daring creek]

It makes me uncomfortable when parents are at a distance from their children. Makes me feel uneasy

[spring cairn]

I walk mines without any leash

[daring creek]

[spring cairn]

cuz they obey my every command

[daring creek]

Oh nice

[valid needle]

Why?

[crystal forum]

if only somebody could have foreseen the consequences of putting a city in the middle of a desert

[arctic talon]

Kid named eucalyptus tree

[languid meadow]

Rango was a prophetic movie

[winged jacinth]

Ironically las vegas is really water efficient the problem is upstream users

[rocky gale]

I would walk my dog on a leash to the park, but take it off when we got there. She'd walk freely but would never get too far and would always turn around to make sure I was still close.

[arctic talon]

Most of California’s water is being sucked up by alfalfa or almond farmers

lol

Statistically

[crystal forum]

californians yearn for almonds

[languid meadow]

they fucking suck ngl

[spring cairn]

u know you made it when ur dog walk at the same speed as you unleashed

[celest dome]

I still think that the eucayptus tree that the Australian send should just be cut down and more local trees be planted instead

[left talon]

Does that have to anything todo with them going to get drunk instead of drinking water

[crystal forum]

i hate almonds too

[daring creek]

One time I saw a mom at a too far distance ahead of their kid scooting on a shitty toy scooter and I'm like "don't you want your kid in sight at all times?"

[arctic talon]

I also hate almonds

[crystal forum]

like we could get rid of almonds completely

and it would fix this issue

[arctic talon]

They should be considering they literally fucking explode

During fires

[spring cairn]

despicable

[languid meadow]

mfs will drink almond milk to be "environmentally and animal friendly"

[arctic talon]

I am a walnut enjoyer

lol

And peanut

[spring cairn]

almond is top tier

[daring creek]

It just makes me anxious...

[crystal forum]

if i feel fancy i eat cashews

[spring cairn]

not the milk i never had it whatevcer

but the nut itself

[crystal forum]

but walnuts are the best

[arctic talon]

My favorite not milk milk is soy milk

[daring creek]

Walled nuts

[arctic talon]

Soy milk is great

[crystal forum]

true californian

[arctic talon]

American soy milk fucking sucks

Fuck no

I hate it

[spring cairn]

i never had not milk milk truth be told

[arctic talon]

Taiwan or Chinese soy milk only

Fuck the rest lol

[crystal forum]

arent most asians lactose intolerant

[arctic talon]

It’s so goddamn thin in the US

[rose thorn]

I didn’t realize their soy milk was different

[valid needle]

Real chads drink Tesco Lactose free milk

[arctic talon]

It’s thicker generally

And way less sweet

[rocky gale]

I've had like Ice cream made from Almond milk, it was nice added a nice nuttyness to it

[spring cairn]

i drink the milk straight from the cow's tit

[arctic talon]

If it’s sweetened they usually add brown sugar syrup

[crystal forum]

literally everything involving soy is better in asia

as a general rule

[rose thorn]

I had tea with soy milk at a Taiwanese place once and it was super good

[arctic talon]

But my favorite soy milk is salted

lol

[rose thorn]

I thought it was just the tea there

[languid meadow]

I need to find the lactose intolerant map

[valid needle]

Is something wrong with black sugar?

[median star]

i like kefir

[spring cairn]

bleh

[arctic talon]

No, I just like the taste of it with soy milk lol

[spring cairn]

awful thing kefir

[daring creek]

Bet it tastes raunch

[crystal forum]

i love the dumb myth that brown sugar is healthier

[arctic talon]

But I prefer unsweetened soy milk

lol

[valid needle]

Nah kefir is bussin

[arctic talon]

Because like

[valid needle]

Strawberry kefir

[median star]

not a true dairy patriot

[arctic talon]

Idk, I like the taste of soybeans?

Idfk

[celest dome]

Goat milk is funky

[rocky gale]

Real chads drink milkshakes and just ignore the fact they're lactose intolerant

[spring cairn]

when i tried it it genuinely hurt me

[arctic talon]

Your digestive system will make you regret it

[valid needle]

You play a dangerous game

[spring cairn]

like physical pain

[crystal forum]

my IBS wont stop me from eating what i enjoy

but it will hurt

[daring creek]

Its sugar with molasses in it. Im not sure what makes it more healthy. I mean is there extra nutrients in molasses?

[arctic talon]

There isn’t

lol

Well there is some

But it’s def not more healthy

[languid meadow]

I found a map but the source of it is a defunct german website what the fuck

[crystal forum]

it's a sugar industry myth probably

[rose thorn]

Person who head cannons if characters are lactose intolerant or not

[rocky gale]

Oh not me, I can digest dairy fine. But my friend is lactose intolerant and will slam a milkshake and a double cheese pizza and then just thug it out

[arctic talon]

The emperor was born lactose intolerant

lol

[celest dome]

The best sweetener is honey, if you don't heat it up

[arctic talon]

There’s a very high chance

[rose thorn]

Oh yeah it predates the gene

Doesn’t it

[spring cairn]

I don't do sugar

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[crystal forum]

yeah lactose intolerance used to be the norm

[arctic talon]

He’s older then the gene

lol

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[crystal forum]

but then people started really trying to drink cow liquid

[median star]

the emperor doesnt believe in cheese

[spring cairn]

big sugar already puts that shit everywhere

don't need any extra

[rose thorn]

Do you think he genetically modified himself to be able to break down lactose

[crystal forum]

cheese is a modern invention funny enough

[languid meadow]

Blue is Lactose persistence so people who can consume it.

[spring cairn]

another european w

[celest dome]

Even more reason to chose chaos

[languid meadow]

Australia has no data lmfao

[rose thorn]

HAGEHWHDHAHHSEHA

[crystal forum]

yeah something to do with asian genetics and lactose intolerance

[spring cairn]

back a few years i didn't even knew lactose intolerance was common

[vagrant fox]

what's the point in being lactose intolerant, just tolerate it 4head

[spring cairn]

i thought it was only 4 freaks

[vagrant fox]

it is

[median star]

the lone dot in australia

[languid meadow]

I think it's a mix of genetics plus how each culture domesticated their bovine

[daring creek]

Theres a chance I become lactose intolerant as I grow

My dads lactose intolerant

[crystal forum]

that's steve

[rocky gale]

I be just chugging glasses of milk

[daring creek]

Does this mean my arms will fall off

[spring cairn]

milk with strawberry syrup yum

[languid meadow]

like of course Northern Europeans will have better persistence due to the fact they needed cow milk/cheese for winters.

[rocky gale]

Like if I fell bad I chug milk

[median star]

your legs aswell since its passed down

[rocky gale]

If my stomach is upset, I chug milk

Arm hurts? chug milk

[crystal forum]

i think something worth noting is how useless milk was before refrigeration

[spring cairn]

milk heals u

[daring creek]

More like my toes will fuse together

[rocky gale]

It empowers me

[spring cairn]

it's true

i fact checked this

[crystal forum]

like how were you supposed to drink milk when the farmer was 5 horse days away from you

[arctic talon]

It spoils so easily lol

[rocky gale]

You just had a cow

[crystal forum]

the house cow

[spring cairn]

they had that

like fr

1 or 2 cows

[rocky gale]

Yea atleast one person in the village would have cows

[spring cairn]

kinda common

[crystal forum]

problem is drinking milk directly is not very good

thank louis pasteur

[spring cairn]

it's not very good if ur a pussy

[languid meadow]

lock in bitch

[rocky gale]

Overrated tbh, bro just boiled milk

[spring cairn]

what a fraud

[crystal forum]

coming from somebody in chemistry this is so insulting to the father of of bactereology

[daring creek]

Has anyone tried pilk

[spring cairn]

louis fraudster

[celest dome]

Most people that drank milk did so by having cows in the village

[median star]

real american patriots drink their milk RAW and get ecoli as god emp i mean mr.president directed

[daring creek]

Where did the raw milk thing even come from

[arctic talon]

Weird natural food anti gmo movement

lol

[spring cairn]

cows

[celest dome]

RFK jr. iirc

[crystal forum]

but i guess larmoth is more of a antoine lavoisier simp

[arctic talon]

RJK Jr. is not the origin point

[daring creek]

How brainrotted do you need to be to suddenly think a everyday thing is suddenly poisonous

[crystal forum]

california

[median star]

muh everythings so processed so it must be bad

[daring creek]

Shit as mundane as milk

[crystal forum]

if it's some weird health trend it's from a californian

[arctic talon]

Same as the raw fruit juice stuff

lol

[crystal forum]

always ALWAYS blame californians

[arctic talon]

Raw milk is the same origin point

[spring cairn]

you like corn syrup don't you

[celest dome]

Wasn't is American that at some point had corn syrup added to milk from base

[arctic talon]

Idk prolly

[daring creek]

Yum yum corn syrup in my tum tum

[median star]

i drink 20 gallons of corn syrup and red40 daily howd you know

[arctic talon]

The US government subsidizes corn syrup

[spring cairn]

sound like something americans would do

[languid meadow]

I LOVE MY DNA UNSPOOLING

[arctic talon]

Unfortunately

lol

[crystal forum]

to feed cows

to feed fatties

[spring cairn]

and they had that whole government cheese thing

so

[median star]

wrinkly bad smooth gud

[crystal forum]

they still do

[spring cairn]

they probably put corn syrup in dem cheese

[rose thorn]

An imperial guard who keeps calling space marines custodies

[spring cairn]

at some point

[crystal forum]

that's literally still happening

[daring creek]

Is corn syrup like extra fattening

[languid meadow]

America is not the only one with a weird food thing

[arctic talon]

No

[languid meadow]

pretty sure Switzerland has something like that

[daring creek]

Dead imperial guard*

[rose thorn]

I don’t get why they use corn syrup it’s literally only like 2 cents cheaper

[arctic talon]

Would be funny

[crystal forum]

the problem with corn syrup is they put it everywhere and it's as bad as any sugar

[arctic talon]

It’s subsidized

[celest dome]

No, but putting it everywhere is a problem

[arctic talon]

By the US government

lol

[rose thorn]

Oh dman

[daring creek]

How much worse is cornsyrup compared to sugar

[arctic talon]

And it’s fucking everywhere

[spring cairn]

it's like beetroot sugar

maybe worse

[arctic talon]

It’s about as bad

[spring cairn]

but still dogshit

[arctic talon]

It’s just shoved into a ton of stuff

[median star]

government cheese caves strike again

[arctic talon]

It’s not good for you the same way sugar isn’t good for you

[crystal forum]

like i will try european stuff with much less sugar and it will taste the same if not better than american versions with 600% daily servings of sugar

[daring creek]

I thought it was like cancerous or something ok lol

[crystal forum]

like why

[arctic talon]

Because cheap

Corn syrup is dirt fucking cheap

[spring cairn]

and they still putting a fuckton for no reason

[celest dome]

Refined beet root sugar isn't as bad as corn syrups iirc

[crystal forum]

thats what im saying yeah

[spring cairn]

yeah it's not as bad

[arctic talon]

They can cut costs by shoving more corn syrup in

lol

[spring cairn]

but it's p awful

[arctic talon]

I’m not sure why this is surprising

[languid meadow]

Ok so I went down a rabbit hole of national food reserves

this is wild

[crystal forum]

they literally save costs by putting more corn syrup

it's such a dumb system

[arctic talon]

Mf’er I said that

💀

[crystal forum]

i was saying it better

[daring creek]

I love cornsyrup where can I buy raw corn syrup

[arctic talon]

The grocery store

lol

Like

[spring cairn]

u guys have it good, back then they used to put sawdust in there to save cost smh

[celest dome]

And it is all going to go downhill with the cuts to the health and food stuff

[arctic talon]

You could prolly buy a bottle of corn syrup off of Amazon

[crystal forum]

you can bake some cool stuff with corn syrup

[daring creek]

I need itnin my veins

[celest dome]

Bone dust in breads

[crystal forum]

it's not an evil thing

[arctic talon]

Corns syrup isn’t even bad inherently

lol

[daring creek]

So its just a sugar alternative?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[rose thorn]

“We’re under attack from chaos custodies” then get a hole the size of a fist in his head for causing a panic

[arctic talon]

It’s just sugar lol

[daring creek]

Makes sense

[crystal forum]

there's lots of sources of sugar

[rose thorn]

Wrong message

Whoops

[spring cairn]

as far as i'm concerned sugar is the work of the anti-christ

[crystal forum]

and different kinds of sugars

sugar is pretty complicated chemically

[daring creek]

I wish there were a sweetener alternative to both

[crystal forum]

there are

[daring creek]

Thats as cost effective

[crystal forum]

aspartame

[celest dome]

Fructose is the main source for sugar

[spring cairn]

aspartame

[crystal forum]

aspartame is much sweeter than sugar

[languid meadow]

Canada - butter and syrup
US - cheese
Poland - butter
China - pork
South Korea - Kimchi

[rose thorn]

Well what ever they put in diet Dr Pepper instead of sugar should be in everything

[languid meadow]

there is much more I'm missing

[spring cairn]

do they have the buttah cave in canada ?

[rose thorn]

What’s…. The connection between these?

[languid meadow]

National reserves of certain foods

[median star]

make the old people subsist off cheese i say

[rose thorn]

OH

[crystal forum]

you know a funny thing abou south koreans is how much salt they intake despite having low cases of salt related health issues

[languid meadow]

Switzerland has reserves of a bunch of foods for it's population

[crystal forum]

it's called the korean paradox in medicine

idk why i know this

kimchi is very salty

[arctic talon]

Me when pickle

[rose thorn]

Why is there a reserve of kimchi

[spring cairn]

why not

[arctic talon]

Pickle

[rose thorn]

That seems significant more difficult

[arctic talon]

Not really

[rose thorn]

It’s, pickled?

[arctic talon]

It’s a fermented pickled cabbage

Yeah

[languid meadow]

climate affecting cabbages

[arctic talon]

It stores well

[languid meadow]

so SK is stocking up on them

[arctic talon]

Keep it cold and it won’t go bad ever

[rose thorn]

Oh I thoguht that was sourkraut

[arctic talon]

lol

I mean

Sourkraut is also

[spring cairn]

they stockpiled stuff from whatever industry they needed to rescue by buying a shit ton of it

[crystal forum]

that means they pay more in medical bills. win win

[arctic talon]

Fermented and pickled lol

[celest dome]

Sourkraut is so good

[languid meadow]

I still find Polish butter reserves hilarious

[celest dome]

Is Kimshi comparable or quite different from it

[rose thorn]

Is it fermented and pickled cabbage?

[arctic talon]

Very different

Less sour, more salty/sweet/spicy

Though there’s some sour kimchi

It’s a broad spectrum

lol

[crystal forum]

it's also worth noting that it's foods that can be preserved without canning

so it's much cheaper

[median star]

the trickle down economics are real!!!

[arctic talon]

If you like pickled and fermented stuff

Imo you’d like kimchi

[crystal forum]

the inverted pyramid

[spring cairn]

would you be happy if u received a 910g block of cheese every month

[rose thorn]

The only thing he liked giving away to the poor more than cheese was crack

[crystal forum]

what type of cheese

[spring cairn]

american processed slop cheese

[celest dome]

Depend on the cheese

[spring cairn]

the kind that can't even legally be called cheese and it's just written dairy product on the label

[celest dome]

I guess I can use it to bait some animals

[median star]

my favorite cheese is either feta or port salut

[languid meadow]

I find it funny that the UK has no strategic food reserve

[rose thorn]

Feta is the literal best

[crystal forum]

im a brie fan

[languid meadow]

like they didn't learn anything from the past century

[spring cairn]

brie is v good

[crystal forum]

the UK doesnt have the money for reserves

[median star]

havarti is a close runner up

[crystal forum]

womp womp

[spring cairn]

but comté is top tier cheese

[median star]

i made a baked brie once v worth

[rose thorn]

Is there dairy in warhammer 40k

[celest dome]

It's very peasent minded, but my favourite cheese is Orval cheese, it's not even that special, but I've been brought up upon it, so it is really my cheese

[median star]

grox

[spring cairn]

grox cheese

[rose thorn]

Those are reptiles

[spring cairn]

yeah

[median star]

and

[celest dome]

But they can be milked

[spring cairn]

milk ur grox

[languid meadow]

there are cows but they're like for the rich iirc

[median star]

milk ur grox NOW

[spring cairn]

yes sir

[celest dome]

No cows that we know of afaik

[crystal forum]

milk my grox

[spring cairn]

milking my grox

[crystal forum]

doesnt that mean grox are mammals

[rose thorn]

It

Can’t get milked?

They lay eggs

[arctic talon]

Yes

[spring cairn]

platypus do it so why not grox

[languid meadow]

Bovine are mentioned in Vaults of Terra books

[crystal forum]

margret thatcher laid eggs and you wouldn't call her a reptile

[median star]

if they can milk and almond god damnit they can milk a grox

[rose thorn]

Platypus don’t lactate

[spring cairn]

they produce milk and lay eggs

[celest dome]

I mean, we can, and we do

[crystal forum]

oh right

[spring cairn]

they do

[rose thorn]

Oh ur right my bad

[languid meadow]

about to say I've heard her be called a snake plenty of times

[rose thorn]

Looking g the Lex

They don’t produce milk

[median star]

still think the tau are untapped potential

[crystal forum]

i like that her grave is probably flooded with piss at this point

[languid meadow]

but yeah this books explicitly mentions bovine

[rose thorn]

Yeah literlaly grox don’t produce milk

[crystal forum]

where does the milk come from then

[spring cairn]

normalise pissing on the grave of politicians you don't like

[arctic talon]

Prolly cows

[crystal forum]

what is being milked

[arctic talon]

Or some other bovine

lol

[crystal forum]

i must know

[median star]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[spring cairn]

space cows

[languid meadow]

Goats exist in 40k

[rose thorn]

Sorry I just got flash backs to some YouTuber reading fan fiction relationship between xenos and humans

[rocky gale]

I was testing goat butter today

[languid meadow]

Who knows Ian maybe this could be my next big movie....

[crystal forum]

dont put the grox milk in your pocket

it will just become another white liquid

which it is

[rose thorn]

Fucking who’s that guy uhhh, the Australian guy who makes up shit

[rocky gale]

Majorkill or whatever

[spring cairn]

majorkill

[crystal forum]

the guy who ranked 40k youtubers based on youtube performance

[spring cairn]

i never watched one of his vid but ik he's controversial and australian

close enough

[languid meadow]

But yeah goats and cows(or another bovine) do exist in 40k they're just world specific/rare

so milk is reigns supreme

[rose thorn]

Yeha major kill

[median star]

are you telling me ralsei is real in the grimdark future

[spring cairn]

nice to know they exterminated the lactose intolerant by m41

[rose thorn]

He did a video on human who work with xenos and said insane tier bullshit involving cow girls

[crystal forum]

majorkill is a serial killer or something

he gives me that vibe

[spring cairn]

well yeah it's in the name

[languid meadow]

I drive a rhino... I'm a baa

[rose thorn]

I hope he quits YouTube and gets a real job and lives a happy life

[crystal forum]

i feel like he does the american psycho routine every morning

[rose thorn]

I despise his content

[crystal forum]

he just does it for money explicitely

[rose thorn]

He doenst even read the Lex he reads the fandom wiki for lore

[languid meadow]

have you seen ASD bro needs that money

[spring cairn]

fandom is where i get all my misinformation

[rose thorn]

And all he does is read the wiki one for one and add a curse every sentence and flash soft core eldar porn on screen

[spring cairn]

yummy

[crystal forum]

he could literally replace himself with AI

in fact idk why he hasnt

[rose thorn]

Literlaly

[hallow saddle]

emmental and parmesan are my favourite cheeses

[crystal forum]

not like he has any integrity

[rose thorn]

I know he used alot of ai art already

[winged jacinth]

Examining other peoples minis
that gunmetal and gold... the nuln oil wash... i cant believe he prefers paul allen's army to mine

[crystal forum]

this is what australians have to resort to to make a decent living with their currency