40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

It’s likely he just trained a lot

Tbh

But we literally don’t know shit

[storm jungle]

Id like more than just that tbh

hes one of the most wanked space marine characters in existence

and he isnt much aside from uhh

"Traitors bad. Emperor good. Sword go swoosh."

[arctic talon]

It would be nice if he got a book

[storm jungle]

(I have read his books)

[arctic talon]

Unfortunately

We just get a book on

[storm jungle]

I mean he kinda did

[arctic talon]

That dives into him more

Rather

[storm jungle]

oh lol

HH moment

[lament shoal]

Finally

The piss marine

[dapper gyro]

Talent and training, it is really that simple. Some people hit genetic jackpot.

[storm jungle]

Loyalists moment

we call this plot bullshit

then again HH is nothing but loyalist circlejerking so idk what im even saying tbh

[dapper gyro]

Michael Phelps is just that good at swimming, that my asian ass can train for 30 years wouldn't beat his 6 years old self.

[storm jungle]

I think theres a difference between some rando who can swim good and a space marine tbh

[dapper gyro]

?

[storm jungle]

Riddler?

https://tenor.com/view/the-riddler-lego-batman-video-gif-5678031430782071066

[dapper gyro]

🤷

Calling Michael Phelps a rando who can swim is a good sarcasm.

[lament shoal]

God that fucker was such a pain in the ass in arkham knight lol

[rose thorn]

had to look twice i thought this was the wrost stormcast art ever

[storm jungle]

I hate him, wish he got his spine broken

[storm jungle]

I literally do not know who he is

I dont like or follow sports

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/195404877688602624/1417257632296730664/image.png?ex=68c9d386&is=68c88206&hm=f1f9e62481371af00ea86541a953725b6a4f2391da9efce1d6b2e9cc38dd4363&

He’s got the side grip

[rose thorn]

imppieral fists do not need to be gold lmao

[lament shoal]

I do love how he'd be huffing copium whenever you beat his riddles though. Listening to him trying to frantically justify why you beating his challenges is somehow your fault was funny

[storm jungle]

Yeah Batman lists of all his medical conditions as well when Catwoman asks at one point which made me laugh but explain a lot of things

let me see if i can find it

[dapper gyro]

💀

[storm jungle]

🥱

[lament shoal]

I think it was OCD and narcissism

[storm jungle]

Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder and Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

Yeah there it is

because hes legit an actual psychopath

[lament shoal]

Yup lol

[storm jungle]

lmfao

[rose thorn]

and yet hes a good person lmao

[crystal forum]

psychopaths can still be good people

[rose thorn]

yes

thats what im sayign

[crystal forum]

it's just that most of the time they're rewarded for being shitty

[storm jungle]

Good???

💀

[arctic talon]

I would not call the riddler good

lol

[storm jungle]

^

Hes a fucking monster

lmao

[rose thorn]

are we

[storm jungle]

also like

[rose thorn]

not talking about batmaN?

[storm jungle]

LMAO

NO

[rose thorn]

OH

[crystal forum]

which version of riddler

[storm jungle]

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE RIZZLER

[rose thorn]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[storm jungle]

Arkham one

[lament shoal]

Arkham knight

[crystal forum]

after watching hugbee's video about the riddler i think he's an interesting characters to work with

[arctic talon]

Batman has his own mental issues

[rose thorn]

okay my bad my bad

riddler iss o peak

[arctic talon]

But he’s (probably) not a psychopath in the Arkham games

[rose thorn]

but holys hit his batman minature game gang is ass

[arctic talon]

Doesn’t that game also suck

[lament shoal]

I watched a video where this guy at this really cool take on Batman's no kill rule, where he literally can't bring himself to kill someone because the trauma of witnessing his parents' deaths hard wired him to be that way

[rose thorn]

its good just falling apart

[arctic talon]

Shame

[rose thorn]

the second edition is getting really old

they ported the DC game to my mini factory

aka its dead

people are hoping for a new ediitons oon to fix allt he gangs

i never seen the batmanmovie but

these guys are sick

[opaque coyote]

I think GW keeps forgetting that

[lament shoal]

I loved The Batman honestly

[opaque coyote]

People like it when there are

[lament shoal]

Great movie

[opaque coyote]

Obvious and established

Victories and losses

And there are

Sometimes

[rose thorn]

this riddler's special ability isr eally fun

[opaque coyote]

But 90% of the time it's just

Loyalist sucking

[rose thorn]

he swaps out with other riddlers followers

(its alpha legion)

[storm jungle]

Bro was thanking us for joining his stream

gigachad villain

[opaque coyote]

...y'know

Still better designs than the TNBA riddler

So

[opaque coyote]

No idea how this shit got past the drawing board

[rose thorn]

the database eleive that since he burned his suit and stuff the art team was hesitant to give him his old uniform

[opaque coyote]

Like all the other redesigns are solid

[rose thorn]

believe*

[opaque coyote]

Some are downgrades

But still fine

But like the Riddler's redesign is just

[opaque coyote]

Awful

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/nygmobblepot-riddlebird-the-batman-gotham-the-riddler-is-coming-gif-18367419

[lament shoal]

I loved how they turned him into a realistic deranged serial killer

[arctic talon]

Does he know

[opaque coyote]

Honestly this is definitely the best redesign

[rose thorn]

yeah def

[arctic talon]

Bruce wayne

Bruce Wayne

[opaque coyote]

I also like Poison Ivy's redesign as well

[rose thorn]

it invented modern scarecrow

but then they over used it

so

meh

[crystal forum]

why did i see people talking about melta guns in the next darktide update

[opaque coyote]

Joker is a downgrade but I don't think it's that bad

[crystal forum]

did we get any hints

[rose thorn]

i like it tbh

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I saw somebody talking about it

[jade holly]

I honestly think the best Riddlers are the one that lean into his jigsawness

[opaque coyote]

The guy who pretends to be a Ogryn

And I was like

[jade holly]

Like the Arkham games

[opaque coyote]

"WHERE??"

I saw the trailer

[arctic talon]

Don’t think so

[opaque coyote]

I think one of the enemies is holding a Melta?

[crystal forum]

ok he was making shit up then lol

[opaque coyote]

I definitely saw like

A Melta nozzle

[rose thorn]

like come on guys

[opaque coyote]

Could be a flamer one also though

Either way, might be gaslighting

...

JUST LIKE THE MELTA

https://tenor.com/view/40k-warhammer-40k-dreadnought-redemptor-dreadnought-by-the-nine-i'm-tweakin-gif-9390896391163403429

PLEASE OBESE SELACHIAN

PLEASE

[lament shoal]

Why is the cultist's plasma gun red in the trailer

[crystal forum]

wait a second

[jade holly]

Whoops

[rose thorn]

scarecrow jumpscaer

[jade holly]

Sent it twice on accident

[opaque coyote]

Red = evil

[rose thorn]

new bug on disord

[jade holly]

A Scarecrow so nice I shared it twice

[opaque coyote]

That's basically the only reason

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/scarecrow-scarecrow-batman-scarecrow-arkham-scarecrow-arkham-knight-gif-25988598

Better?

Okay we’re good now

That’s my favorite Scarecrow

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I think it's implied that the scarecrow literally attached it to his face

Which like

[rose thorn]

i liked him the first time but i htinkj its a bit too much

[opaque coyote]

Jesus fucking Christ

[jade holly]

Implied? That’s his face

His actual face

[rose thorn]

yee like the ocmics

some of the comics

[lament shoal]

Yeah its because he got mauled off screen by killer croc in one of the previous games

[opaque coyote]

Honestly, I just wish he had a bigger role.

Because, although the Joker Hallucination was like

Written well

[jade holly]

You gotta remember, Killer Croc of all people had his way with him

[opaque coyote]

Some of the best writing Rocksteady had

[crystal forum]

@storm jungle is this true

[opaque coyote]

But at the same time

[jade holly]

And being at Killer Croc’s mercy is a Hell in of itself

[opaque coyote]

I really wish scarecrow had more of a spotlight

[arctic talon]

Plasma can be a variety of colors

[jade holly]

We just need a Scarecrow horror film in the Matt Reeves Batman universe

[rose thorn]

i playued all teh arkham games back to back which probbaly was teh worst way to play it lmao

[arctic talon]

It’s just normally orangish red or blue

lol

[crystal forum]

guys dilara isn't responding

[jade holly]

and I want Dave Bautista as Dr Hugo Strange

[arctic talon]

And sometimes green

[crystal forum]

that means it's true

[opaque coyote]

Also Arkham Shadows has lile

[lament shoal]

PINK

[opaque coyote]

The best writing

[arctic talon]

Yeah sure why not lmao

[opaque coyote]

And it's for a fucking vr game

[arctic talon]

Honestly plasma is like

[crystal forum]

green is objectively the best plasma color

[jade holly]

RatCatcher getting a spotlight is something I never thought I’d see

[arctic talon]

Whatever the fuck you want color

[crystal forum]

because fallout and xcom

[arctic talon]

For 40K

[opaque coyote]

Orange

Yum

[arctic talon]

Blue is the most common on everyone

[storm jungle]

Die

[arctic talon]

Orange and red is on chaos kften

[crystal forum]

confirmed!!!!!!!!!

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I love for what it did for Two Face

[rose thorn]

r/slavelabour have someone paint your warhammer army

[jade holly]

I’m sorry r/ WHAT??

[arctic talon]

Bad

[opaque coyote]

Like genuinely it was heartbreaking seeing him ||realize that HE WAS THE RAT KING||

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-mgs-2-snake-scared-turning-gif-12085753621535732280

[rose thorn]

its a reddit job board

[crystal forum]

the plasma enemy is new right

that's a new elite

[lament shoal]

Yea

[jade holly]

Ngl you may wanna spoiler tag more of that to be safe

[rose thorn]

pay people liek 8 dollars an hour to do something

[opaque coyote]

I did though

[jade holly]

I said more of it

[opaque coyote]

Ok

[rose thorn]

lmao

[crystal forum]

they'll just steal your minis

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/metaphor-metaphor-re-fantazio-will-metaphor-protagonist-protagonist-gif-4360373816898240160

[rose thorn]

its infestedf by ai data scrapers now

[crystal forum]

it's impossible to exploit cheap labor these days

smh

[rose thorn]

they pay you and screama t you to do hyper specific tasks and record yourslef doing it for their ai database

i havent doenit i just heard abot it from my firend

[crystal forum]

kafka couldn't even make this up

[rose thorn]

r/slavelabour use ot be cool shit like "ill pay you 5 dollars ot go and tell my ex she is ugly on her insta page"

which porbably sitn godo

acutally thats

probably a cirme

okay the bit was unfunny sorry chat

uhhh

any kitbash ideas for hte new models

[arctic talon]

The anniversary ones or the hellsmiths

[rose thorn]

the ultra mairnes

and the anniversary

i an gonna block r/40 so i dont have ot see helsmiths holdign bolt guns

for al itte while at least

[arctic talon]

The UM ones the vitrix make good honor guards of your choice

Aside from the banners

[rose thorn]

definetly

[arctic talon]

Calgar is prettt inconvertible imo

Cato is doable but you’re gona need to do some heavy scraping

[rose thorn]

yeah, you would just use the imperial fist chapter master

ive seen so many good kitbashes with this guy

[languid meadow]

it's the villain of small soldiers

[arctic talon]

He’s not the chapter master

[rose thorn]

wyat

[arctic talon]

The chapter master is some dude that’s due to die in an edition

Lmao

Imperial fist chapter masters must die every 3 editions

[rose thorn]

whot he fuck is this guy

[arctic talon]

3rd company captain

[rose thorn]

but,he has THE imperial fist-

[arctic talon]

Funniest on going joke

[rose thorn]

why make amdoel of him

[crystal forum]

rock mcstone

[arctic talon]

Is the IF captain dying

Every couple of editions

[crystal forum]

IF have a noble tradition of dying

[arctic talon]

The 3rd company dude? Because he was in a book

Like several times

[rose thorn]

bruh

[arctic talon]

He’s got the 2nd most lore out of any IF captain

[crystal forum]

he's also pretty generic

for kitbashing

the gravis goes hard

but the iron hands want their graviton gun back

[arctic talon]

Everyone gets grav guns

Smh

[crystal forum]

*named characters

[rose thorn]

i completely fucking forgot, was there a a blood angels model with a chalice

[crystal forum]

we'll never get a generic unit with grav

[arctic talon]

3

[crystal forum]

sadly

[arctic talon]

Corbulo, sanguinary priest, random Sgt builtnwith upgrade sprue

lol

Corbulo’s mini was old and resin

But the sanguinary priest has it still

[rose thorn]

the new one has it?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

On his hip

[rose thorn]

ohh

[arctic talon]

All sanguinary priests gotta have the sippy cup on hand

Aside from the old 3e dude

Who didn’t have a cup

But he was called a blood angel apothecary

[rose thorn]

oh the olf as piss fucking upgrade sprue

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[rose thorn]

uhg i want one for the kitbash i wanna do

[arctic talon]

That sprue had a chalice on it

[arctic talon]

Try finding a recaster for it

Or a generic chalice print

They’re pretty common

[rose thorn]

i mainlty just wanna use one for libator chapter master

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[rose thorn]

maybe l ibators will get mroe lore if that thingi n hh goes anywhere

[arctic talon]

Who are you gona convert him out of

Or do you have like a

Print for it

[rose thorn]

nah no print

i was hinking like

let me find it

[arctic talon]

I’d try to find a big cup print

Those aren’t too uncommon

[rose thorn]

whta the ufck is this posing

sir what are you doing

[arctic talon]

He’s telling everyone to run in a direction

Idfk

[rose thorn]

ic ant remember the model but this guy is holidng his sword a bit nto teh air, the idea was to give it a chalice spilling with blood

liek hes doign a prayer or somethng

[crystal forum]

nah man he's looking at his kickass sword

[rose thorn]

isntead of a sword

geenric as fuck

[storm jungle]

hes basking in glory before my lord allah smites him for being a space marine

[rose thorn]

looks like hes trying to get the sun out of his eyes

[jade holly]

Damn this sword is sick

[crystal forum]

the fuck

[rocky gale]

My guess would be the sword is a relic and he's basically showing it off to inspire the troops

[crystal forum]

discord double posting gifs i guess

[rocky gale]

Yea it's been doing that

Double posting and then deleting them

[crystal forum]

it was the strike me down zeus lightning 😔

[rose thorn]

i rememebr now iw as thinkiing of this guy

[arctic talon]

Ah

The Indomitus chaplain

[rose thorn]

i really thought there was a captian in this pose

i feeel like a captain in normal armor is the best for libators

[rocky gale]

Now he's just pointing while shouting "Fowards Brothers!"

[rose thorn]

for the chapster master

[crystal forum]

damn a chaplain not wearing a cringe helmet

[rose thorn]

since they are the most

murder you overt not following teh codex

chapter

wait shittt

he would make a great kitbash

replace the sword witha cup of blood

he took his helmet off to drink it

just probaby wanna swap te banner

id also need t find naother way to change the sillouete

wow his model has not changed

like

same pose

for 20 years

[dapper gyro]

Legion of the Damned modernized when?

[rose thorn]

never

[dapper gyro]

They would be fun as the permanent first born rule set.

Im not asking for them to have their own codex like they used to.

[rose thorn]

hey what was up witht hose first foudning chapter symbols in HH

[rose thorn]

uhg iw anna play some underworlds rn

[storm jungle]

Which symbols?

[rose thorn]

let me fidn it i have no clue the source

it was in a book

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

did is ay second

did i say first*

i meatn second foudning chapters my bad

[storm jungle]

WHICH SYMBOLS

[rose thorn]

it was like, alightning bolt, a falcon head, a skull,

i think

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats like most 30k imperium symbols tbh

[rose thorn]

i remember the ilgthning bolt

it was golden on a red background

[storm jungle]

Yeah but thats just the black books

every page is like that

[rose thorn]

people were hyped because poeple thought second foucningcoming to horus heresy

[storm jungle]

Yeah idk

i need to see the symbol

lmao

[rose thorn]

fuck ill have to go to reddit

pretty sure nova marines were there too i have no clue why im in hell rmeembering this

i cant find it onr eddit

i tink it was in the limited edition siege of terra books

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

or it was in the space marien book

for hh

oh let eme hceck pdfs lmao

imgonna be so annyed im gonna wake up ina cold sweat and find it

yeah i cant find itim cooked

heres my memory of it

yeah im cooked

[storm jungle]

Yeah this IS cooked

[rose thorn]

you know what it might be

it might be those "chaptes" in hh hat became thier own ufll chapters

like the desolators

i might be super imposing a differnet memory into another

[storm jungle]

Yeah very likely

[rose thorn]

well my yultube feed is ruind now but what ever

[storm jungle]

lmfao im sorry mags

I hope you can recover from this grave mistake 💀

[rose thorn]

50 more hours of northern lion will fix it

[valid needle]

Custodes

Or imperial fists

[rose thorn]

Omfg it might be cutofies I’m thinking of

[valid needle]

Both use the lightning bolts with red background

I’d say imperial fists if it’s the new scouring series you are talking about

[rose thorn]

It is the new scourging yeah

I think

[valid needle]

Imperial fists

[rose thorn]

I remember someone posting on Reddit rhey saw the symbols in thier book

On their own page

[valid needle]

It’s most likely IF yeah because dorn Sigismund and the imperial fists have big parts in the scouring plus the whole dorn opposing guilliman and the codex astartes

Plus even in SM2 the IF chest piece is a lightning bolt fist with two red lightning bolts behind it

[rose thorn]

It was either the last siege of Terra or first scourge book

[valid needle]

Was it like this

[rose thorn]

Maybe it was banners but they weren’t that shaped

[valid needle]

Yeah banners have a few different shapes, that’s a newer design.

[rose thorn]

Yee I know

I think custdoies is the most likely answer

[valid needle]

Maybe

[storm jungle]

thats a modern symbol from their own codex

Im 99% sure shes thinking of a black book era symbol

[rose thorn]

Probably

[storm jungle]

Im gonna strangle you

[rose thorn]

Wahemamer lost media, the banned codex…

[nocturne crest]

So thoughts on the rumours that Gulliman is getting a new model?

[rose thorn]

Bullshit

Lmao

Hey guys, when I was 12 I played my favorite army so as an adult I decided to try to buy it online. Strangely I couldn’t find it anywhere. I managed to find a copy of the codex on the black market and had it sent to my house.

[valid needle]

What army

[rose thorn]

Shit post

My bad

[storm jungle]

I hate that after seeing the new Calgar model it might happen 💀

[storm jungle]

The sentence is death

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1027699335632269379/1337892860741161153/1027716679817502781.webp

[rose thorn]

ajevjabswbrjene

[storm jungle]

but anyway yeah gman will prob get a new model

his current model is like uhhh idk 6 years old, god forbid

[valid needle]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-person-fat-boy-fat-man-angry-throw-gif-18070754048838558071

[rose thorn]

Wouldn’t it be like the 6th guilliman model

[valid needle]

Nearly about the same as calgars last

[nocturne crest]

Imagine if that's the new loyalist primarch trend. We get one new primarch every 5 years and the previous released ones get a new model.

[valid needle]

New guillinerd model = basically confirmed

[nocturne crest]

I guess the Lion will get a new model in 5 years time.

[storm jungle]

Lmao god sakes

[valid needle]

Based

[arctic talon]

God please no

[storm jungle]

but nah we are getting Russ at the end of the edition

[arctic talon]

I don’t want this shit lol

[storm jungle]

its too late

[arctic talon]

Russ is next edition

[storm jungle]

nah this edition

[valid needle]

Nah it’s dorn

[arctic talon]

Not this one

[storm jungle]

trust me

[arctic talon]

No he’s next edition

[storm jungle]

Your fucking funeral is gonna be next edition

[arctic talon]

Bcs of the primarch release schedule

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

I’ll bury you first smh

[valid needle]

Infact Dorn and Russ coming back Christmas special release

Chaos are getting nothing

[arctic talon]

💀

[valid needle]

Taus range is being deleted.

[storm jungle]

Which primarch released on christmas again?

was it Lion?

i forgor....

i feel like it was a chaos primarch

[arctic talon]

Lion was post christmas last year

[storm jungle]

Yeah that

[rose thorn]

No?

He was in a Christmas box

[arctic talon]

Was he

I genuinely don’t remember

Anyways loyalist primarchs are on a 2 edition cycle

So we’re getting Russ next edition

[rose thorn]

A dark day

[storm jungle]

Space wolves make the most money so hes coming next yeah

[valid needle]

It’s dorn 77% definitely true

[nocturne crest]

It will probably be the lion with the lion sword, along with a new Cypher.

[rose thorn]

It’s probably Russ

Since the refresh

[languid meadow]

Space wolves are really popular plus the refresh

[storm jungle]

Mmmm viking slop

[nocturne crest]

That because their's wasn't ass like the Blood Angels.

[arctic talon]

Russ is up next edition

If I’m wrong

Idk

[valid needle]

I don’t follow space wolf stuff so maybe I’m missing teases but dorns return has already been teased

[arctic talon]

I’ll drink some Corax white

[valid needle]

Twice now actually

[arctic talon]

This is just off of sales data

[rose thorn]

Viking slop sw or furry slop sw

[arctic talon]

Lion also got 0 teasers of his return

[arctic talon]

Viking slop

Any day

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

Lets people steal stuff easier

lol

[nocturne crest]

If they bring Corax into the Tabletop, are they going give him two models like Miao Ying?

[storm jungle]

lore doesnt decide who returns

its always sales

[arctic talon]

Like his normal form and his weird psychically empowered one

Prolly not

He’s too big

[rose thorn]

That won’t happen for like 8 years

[arctic talon]

They did it for morathi and miao

Because their base minis are smaller

If that makes sense

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-chopper-chopper-one-piece-crying-crying-meme-gif-26577246

SANGUIN IS DEAD FOREVER

PLS

DONT REVIVE HIM

[storm jungle]

No hes alive

[rose thorn]

NOOOOO

[storm jungle]

in my sexual fantasies at least

[nocturne crest]

What would they do if they released a female primarch as a joke, but it was super successful?

[rose thorn]

I don’t know if blood angel fans are real or not

When I got into the hobby I heard blood angels were the most popular chapter

[arctic talon]

I mean

They’re pretty popular

Their playstyle appeals to the methhead

Go fast, smash hard

[storm jungle]

Nothing. GW follows money, not public perception

[nocturne crest]

Alternative idea: Legion of the Damned Sanguinus.

[rose thorn]

I haven’t seen a blood angels army in a hot minute

[storm jungle]

if its successful thats good = more money

[languid meadow]

take my reddit/shorts slop of ferrus manus LotD

[valid needle]

Russ coming back at Christmas
They’ll drop lore that Russ now knows the secrets of the warp.
He leads a heist to break Dorn out of the warp.
Corax shows up somehow.
Perturabo pulls up on some real pety king business because he’s been weight training to smack down Dorn for once.
All included in one box for 2000 of your dollars

[storm jungle]

you know this is legit because it costs 2000$

[rose thorn]

hhwuwhajjwhejw

[languid meadow]

it'll cost 5k when the scalpers are done with it

[storm jungle]

not if I have anything to say about it

(ill swindle you losers for even more)

[sacred ginkgo]

I was going to make this joke then my computer crashed

Explode

[nocturne crest]

Okay, so off topic question, but how well would the Stormcast handle being transported to 40k?

[rose thorn]

Shit I was gonna read kurnothi lore I forgot

[rose thorn]

Stormcasts in 40k?

Please don’t

Ever

[storm jungle]

Probably not well and I was about to say they'd likely lose sigmar's blessings before I realised the warhammer IP is multiversal, so probably not too bad

[sacred ginkgo]

It'd be fine for them until the people fighting them just realize they can leave and shoot at them from a mile off

[nocturne crest]

New GW idea that will piss everyone off: Sigmar in 40k taking the place of a Loyalist Primarch.

[storm jungle]

please no

[arctic talon]

Unless they keep their blessings and magical equipment not great

[storm jungle]

Sigmar deserves better

[arctic talon]

Also sigmar is way better

Then any primarch

Morally

lol

He’s done some questionable shit sure

[sacred ginkgo]

He would pretty immediately seperate from the imperium

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/warrior-priest-paladin-cleric-paladin-cleric-fantasy-gif-11053904435304373663

[arctic talon]

But he’s not a genocidal warlord

[storm jungle]

tbh the fact that you can simply not just relegate yourself to Chaos and simply worship Sigmar or any other Order God makes both WHF/AOS amazing settings imo

[arctic talon]

He’s just a normal warlord

Like sigmar isn’t going to salt the earth and kill everyone

[valid needle]

You know

[arctic talon]

lol

[valid needle]

There’s a theory sigmar is one of the lost primarchs

[arctic talon]

Now granted

He did brutally murder some Orcs

[nocturne crest]

Okay, we'll put Sigmar in the only armies that might accept him: We got Orks or T'au

[valid needle]

Since AOS is a pocket universe inside 40K

[arctic talon]

40K is also a pocket universe in whfb

[sacred ginkgo]

Orks are allowed to be brutally murdered regardless of morals

[arctic talon]

It’s all a bottle in a wizards tower

[lament shoal]

They're mushrooms therefore we should be allowed to eat them

[arctic talon]

Orcs in whfb we don’t actually know

[storm jungle]

They are actually seperate universes in the same multiverse

the pocket dimension thing was from realms of chaos

[arctic talon]

lol

Regarding uh

[storm jungle]

which isnt really that relevant anymore

[arctic talon]

How they reproduce and stuff

[storm jungle]

(and has tons of outdated lore)

[arctic talon]

AoS Orruks are like Orks

More then Orcs

But they’re still like whfb Orcs

In that they’re more serious

And violent

[storm jungle]

Orruks are also like

extremely OP somehow

lmao

evne worse than 40k orks

[arctic talon]

They’re batshit insanely strong lol

But they’re not treated as a joke faction ever

So like

Some of it is a bit

[storm jungle]

Then you got Archaon who before AOS was literally travelling the cosmos ontop of his macro-demonic dragon destroying entire realities.

It makes shit like what Abaddon and Horus did so funny

[nocturne crest]

Archaon in 40k when?

[storm jungle]

I hope not

[arctic talon]

Chaos gods fucking around with their new game

[storm jungle]

the entire milky way would explode

[arctic talon]

archaon would literally destroy 40k based on how they've written him in AoS

lol

[nocturne crest]

Archaon when he encounters a ranged unit:

[storm jungle]

like Archaon is basically permanently what Horus was in the End and the Death, aka a literal avatar for the chaos gods

hes literally called like

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-so-uncivilized-attack-of-the-clones-star-wars-gif-19823075

[storm jungle]

The Grand Marshal of the Apocalypse

which is a fucking amazing title

[arctic talon]

Realistically

He shouldn’t be on the tabletop lol

But uh

Idfc go my Nagash Shard

Blow up the celestant prime

[sacred ginkgo]

Marshal feels slightly misused on his character but yeah thats fun

[rose thorn]

Yeah he conquered the multiverse in aos

[nocturne crest]

I feel like Nagash would have a crash out if he turned up in 40k

[rose thorn]

At least 4 other dimensions

[storm jungle]

Crash out? He'd have a cocaine high

the amount of death in 40k would fuel him immensely

[arctic talon]

nagash would love 40k

lol

So much DEATH

[nocturne crest]

Like, imagine being stuck on one planet and feeling life on other worlds he can't get to.

[storm jungle]

World? Oh boy

[languid meadow]

tbf I think having mega god units fits AoS way better than 40k imo so I think Nagash and Archeon works (Also because Nagash has an awesome model)

[storm jungle]

he'd like conquer entire sectors

[rose thorn]

AOS loves its gods

[storm jungle]

ıts due to how we perceive 40k

[arctic talon]

It’s just a shard of nagash

[storm jungle]

if this was a concept set into stone before in the early days it'd be better

[arctic talon]

In AoS

[storm jungle]

AOS does the angle better tho 100%

[arctic talon]

Yeah that 40K is much more about like

[storm jungle]

it helps that WHF set the seeds for it

[arctic talon]

Random shitholes overall

lol

[storm jungle]

yeah that lol

I DO wish Order Gods existed in 40k

but alas it doesnt fit the setting

[arctic talon]

You are in some random backwater shithole

[storm jungle]

you just get space hitler

i guess

[arctic talon]

Who isn’t gona be an order god

He’s gona explode into a chaos god

Anyways all the Gods on the tabletop in AoS are fragments/avatars of said god

Not the whole ass God

[nocturne crest]

Golden Thrones exploded: All the loyal returned primarchs become gods.

[arctic talon]

Which would be really funny

[languid meadow]

Yeah but it feels different you know

[arctic talon]

To have nagash get his ass beaten by some grots with spears

lol

[nocturne crest]

Wait, does that make the Emps into Zeus.

[languid meadow]

idk how to describe it

[arctic talon]

Yeah I get what you mean

It feels normal

To AoS

[storm jungle]

I keep forgetting they use the "shard" excuse because if they are actually there it would be joeover 💀

[rose thorn]

Fun fact guys in Warhammer 40k there’s more factions than just the space marines

(Shitpost)

[valid needle]

I managed to knock my 5 possible armies down to slaves to darkness. Black is just too drippy. So gonna look more into them and buy my first AOS army.

[languid meadow]

Like C'tan on TT are shards but it feels... normal? since it fits necrons and such but idk

[rose thorn]

They are great right now

[arctic talon]

Yeah I’m gona be honest here if it’s actually nagash on the board he’d fucking obliterate anyone but another god mini or Archeon

[storm jungle]

Very based

also excellent choice with Slaves

[arctic talon]

Slaves to darkness are in a drip or drown world. And they’re floating with the ducks

[rose thorn]

Games workshop sell me my deer

https://tenor.com/view/deer-rockets-missile-weird-random-gif-18283261299631556078

[valid needle]

The new model announced today immediately made the decision on who to go lol

[rose thorn]

I must defend Ghyran

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/snl-saturday-night-live-saturday-night-live-gifs-im-bambi-bambi-gif-9682444

[storm jungle]

average Sylvaneth

[rose thorn]

Any day now

[arctic talon]

Bro I’m twistweald, I don’t care you work for order, I’m gona stab you and use your corpse as fertilizer

[rose thorn]

I need to decide how to to do my Sylvaneth colors from this

Oh shit I should pull out my oc concept sheet

[storm jungle]

I still think the most grimdark AOS lore I read was something about the Life magic wind on Ghyran growing out of control

and i was like

"How is this a bad thing?"

ten it mentions like

[arctic talon]

its fucking insane lol

[storm jungle]

women having continous pregnancies

and forests growing out of control

[arctic talon]

cancer as well

cancer is life

[storm jungle]

YEP

LMAO

AOS does an amazing job showing the downsides of Order factions

[rose thorn]

Also like, the weeds take over towns in days

[arctic talon]

mfw the lifequake does more damage then nagash's necroquake

Truly a sylvaneth moment

[rose thorn]

They ahve to use magma or else hammerhal Ghyran would be covered in wild animals and plants in a day

[arctic talon]

if you want my 2 cents

I would like to give them

if not thats also fine

[rose thorn]

Go ahead

I want to be moon themed

Alien themed

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/my-baby-hello-alien-gif-10753610549530538921

[arctic talon]

White bark, Glowing purple energy, green leaves, normal wood colored weapons

OR

Purple park, white leaves, green energy, with normal wood colored weapons

[rose thorn]

I was thinking trying to match uh

That alien grass you see on modles

[arctic talon]

Oh

I c I c

[rose thorn]

Not liek

One to one

[arctic talon]

Nah I get what you mean

[rose thorn]

Yeah

So I was thinking pink leaves

I was stuck between green energy and white energy tbh

Then do the wood as the opposite color

Or uh

Cyan

[arctic talon]

that sounds cool

[rose thorn]

I think cyan green energy and white bark is a color scheme

[arctic talon]

that sounds cool

my Sylvaneth color scheme is boring as hell lol

[rose thorn]

lmao

tist wield?

[arctic talon]

Nah

its just the default scheme

[rose thorn]

twist wild*

[arctic talon]

but with much darker ghost bits

[rose thorn]

ah

[arctic talon]

bcs I really like how Maokai's energy looks in League

and he's a giant tree

lol

[rose thorn]

hoenslty its either alien sylvaneth or i do the palewood from minecrfaft

[arctic talon]

So I jut stole a similar coloration to the greens and blues he has

[arctic talon]

both sound cool

tbh

[rose thorn]

valid af

yee

it was a hard call but it woudl look like aqshy

so mty sylvaneth will be azyrites

https://tenor.com/view/green-alien-cat-green-alien-green-cat-alien-gif-721538137659195618

[arctic talon]

yeah sure why not

gimme

I want to actually read it lol

[sacred ginkgo]

10% heretical artifacts cargo

[rose thorn]

wait is there a space alien in uh Lol

[arctic talon]

I enjoy fictional religous texts

[sacred ginkgo]

Instant accept

[nocturne crest]

Sure.

[arctic talon]

nah Lectitio Divinatus

is Loyalist cargo

[rose thorn]

somoene in the aos server said they wanna do their DoK as another LoL character

[nocturne crest]

Wait...

[arctic talon]

Aliens don't really exist in League aside from like, some really weird living stars

let me grab some images

[rose thorn]

yay

[arctic talon]

only playable Alien is Aurelion Sol, who is a giant dragon who makes stars

[nocturne crest]

I got it. I know how GW could make more money. They need to release models Horse styled Beastmens.

[rose thorn]

oh yeah i remmeber him

[arctic talon]

the only other alien force from outer space are like the Celestials which are Gods

and other constilation creatures

[valid needle]

Based

[nocturne crest]

Then the Umamusume money will roll in.

[rose thorn]

"ohs hit a black tempalr pfp, ohw ait its corswain"

[languid meadow]

(before darkin were retconned out of being aliens)

also taric?

[languid meadow]

no wait he came from an alt dimension before is rework

[rose thorn]

ooo that red one is sick

[arctic talon]

Kayle, Morgana, nasus, renekton and I think Malphite

were all aliens

[sacred ginkgo]

Star dragon losing to some jumped up slum kid

[arctic talon]

pre League Lore rewrite

[arctic talon]

me watching aurelion sol get blown up in under 1 second by Ekko

[rose thorn]

im not sure if cyan green sylvaneth would read as alien green or plant green

gm

hm*

let me ms paint it

[arctic talon]

Imo cyan green reads as "plant" like if its more green

if that makes sense?

[sacred ginkgo]

DoG looking ass

[arctic talon]

there's like a break point

[rose thorn]

yee

[arctic talon]

if its like the Tsons cyan green

or the discple of tzeentch one

it reads is alien

[valid needle]

No one ever suspects the pious overzealous God Emperor guys pfp to be a chaos undivided fanboy. Erebus Grind Set Rule #102

[arctic talon]

alright I'm done sending the weird League Aliens

[rose thorn]

its always a heart attacke very message

[arctic talon]

they're just made out of stars/celestial things

and weird

[rose thorn]

iw as thinking o f uh

this?

let me just

[arctic talon]

I think that reads as Alien

more then plant

at least to me personally

[rose thorn]

yeah its alien green

[arctic talon]

LOL

The other things that read as alien visually in league are probably like

the void creatures

since they're created by the Watchers to "quiet down" runeterra so they can go back to sleep

and by quiet down I mean kill everything

[rose thorn]

gsgdfghfhg

[arctic talon]

They can't really be clasified as life, they lack blood, a heartbeat, ect.

[rose thorn]

oh yeah foudn waht i was thinkign of

[arctic talon]

What was it

[rose thorn]

the plantso n this guy

[arctic talon]

oh lmao

the astronaut skins

yeah that would be cool

That cooration is really pretty

[rose thorn]

ill think ont hat

yee

didnt hitnk of making the moon a bit blue

[nocturne crest]

So odd question, but which Ultramarine characters are left that need to be turned into Primaris?

[rose thorn]

quite a few

that arent dead yet

the named scout guy

i think the second company guy isnt updated

[arctic talon]

that had minis in the past?

Cassius(chaplain), Scout Dude, Tank commander

[rose thorn]

oh eyah cassius

[arctic talon]

Cato is in MKX but we dunno if he's primaris or not

So Cato as well ig?

lol

but he's updated

[rose thorn]

he is priamris

got primaised in a newer book

[arctic talon]

Oh which one

bcs he wasn't in Knights of Macragge

[rose thorn]

i dnt remmebr i heard it on a pod cast

[arctic talon]

its fine

[rose thorn]

i think it was when he fought necrons

I REMMEBER NOW

IT WA STHIRD COMPANY

thsi kitbash is offiical

Mikael Fabian

[arctic talon]

Oh the third company dude

he's never had a mini where he's named

but yeah that mini is totally him LOL

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if they'll make primaris version of older stuff like the Master of the Recruits.

[languid meadow]

I legit can't find anything about Cato crossing

[rose thorn]

weird

[nocturne crest]

Or Master of Relics.

[arctic talon]

So you want more space marine captains

Is what I'm hearing

don't worry

[rose thorn]

wait the master of sanctity has been on deathwatch holiday for liek 3 editions now

[arctic talon]

GW has you covered

LOL

[arctic talon]

thats technically him in the past

[rose thorn]

they didnt replace him?

[arctic talon]

Cassius in Deathwatch is a younger version of himself

by a few hundred years

[rose thorn]

Oh lmao

[nocturne crest]

Oh.

[rose thorn]

oh ur right btw Captain Antilochus has a mini

[arctic talon]

did he have rules?

[rose thorn]

master of recruits

[arctic talon]

okay so he was a normal captain

[rose thorn]

yeah

[arctic talon]

Anyways point being

I think people would get

[rose thorn]

thats voiceof teh chapter right?

[arctic talon]

really mad

if GW did the uh

master/voice/executioner ect.

before you know

[rose thorn]

but it would be so funny

[arctic talon]

the remaining 2 armies that heavily need a refresh get it

[rose thorn]

Captain Galenus

master of maches

[vagrant fox]

but it would be funny also

[rose thorn]

fuckin unnamed master o f the watch

Captain Mikael Fabian

dont ask why they look teh same

[rose thorn]

Jorus Numitor

FOUDN HIM

master of rites Captain Epathus

iw anna say

[valid needle]

lol until you see it’s just me

[rose thorn]

most of these guys are cannonically dead

most likely

all of them are dead

[rose thorn]

yea lol

[mossy peak]

how many people are there on a glorianna

[rose thorn]

teh shiP?

[vagrant fox]

Kind of unknown, each was their own vessel. Macragge's Honour could house the entire Ultramarines legion iirc

[dire loom]

[nocturne crest]

Are Harlequins their own subfaction currently?

[rose thorn]

yes, nto the extend of 8th edition though

[arctic talon]

Yes

[rose thorn]

they are only 1

[arctic talon]

But not like 8e or 9e

[rose thorn]

oh yeah found a guide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EqVll_UmoQ

for the color im looking for

(its hell)

[mossy peak]

ballpark

[vagrant fox]

Invincible Reason if you go purely by the lexicanum has a million mortal crew at 28 km long

I haven't read the short story so I don't really know what the context is, or if they're just trying to convey that the crew size is huge

[nocturne crest]

Is there such a thing as a chain hammer?

[vagrant fox]

yes

[nocturne crest]

Is it a hammer made of chain or is it a hammer that had a chain system going through it really fast?

[arctic talon]

The hammer has a chain system

Attached to it

[nocturne crest]

Cool.

Is there any model of it?

[plush mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263278871651024898/1383603334774132768/rapidsave.com_cutie_tarzyn-clrdnq47nq6f1.mp4?ex=68c95745&is=68c805c5&hm=616d2d9264f68a541091f40a2e4d33fb3e9491b66d4cae0a62e1092b624de291&

join me in hell

[surreal nest]

What's with the 40k player base kicking their feet and screaming about "year of chaos btw" whenever a new non chaos model is introduced

Wasn't that for age of sigmar specifically AND last year?

[outer wave]

I hope this is their real canon voices

[surreal nest]

This model goes hard

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/sanguinius-warhammer-40k-warhammer-blood-angels-40k-gif-14578352733475145328

[opaque coyote]

Channeling the spirit of Slaanesh

More models

It is never enough

[lament shoal]

Because 40k fans love to bitch and moan about literally everything

Its their favorite pastime

[arctic talon]

Yea

lol

[lament shoal]

I understand why people might be a little annoyed with the fact that the ultrarmarines keep hogging the spotlight, but all this talk I'm seeing about the models looking like shit and the lack of chaos stuff is just ridiculous

[sacred bluff]

i'm watching this video about Imotekh and it talks about how he has the most trouble with orks and this comment made me giggle

[opaque coyote]

They literally rely on genetic memory

Like

If a Mekboy builds a teleporta

It's like they always knew

As easy as breathing

Quite scary ngl

Funny as fuck though

"So... How did you make that"

"I'Z HAVE NO IDEA!!!"

[rose thorn]

oh my fuckign god orks biology pratices all the incorrect gene theoreis

preformatism, gene memory, and the last one i forgot baout

i jsut realized

thats the joke

[opaque coyote]

Wait

Oh my fucking god

That is fucking hilarious

Also is the last one eugenics?

[rose thorn]

the last one thta all your genetics come from one parent

[rose thorn]

nonono

thats why all the orks look the same, because all their genetics come from 1 guy

[opaque coyote]

Lamarckism

[opaque coyote]

I mean tbf they're literally mushrooms

They reproduce asexually

Technically they produce genetically identical offspring

Which does exist

[rose thorn]

nts have gene variety

plants

[opaque coyote]

Preformatism is definitely one though

I remember like

This

Kinda looks like this example of preformatism. A homunculus inside of a sperm cell

[rose thorn]

OH BLEND THEORY

thats waht i was htinking of

iwas wrong its that your an exact 50/50 mix of your parents geentics

[opaque coyote]

Ah

[rose thorn]

whic hi kna guess ocunts since all the orks rae the exact smae

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that wouldn't be it

[rose thorn]

they aer all the average outcome of ork genetics

[opaque coyote]

Although there is some variation and mutations

So they're not all the same

[rose thorn]

ah

[opaque coyote]

But their form of reproduction is by spores

Who knows

But either way, Orks being based off of

All the wrong gene theories is hilarious

Imagine Razormind playing in a furry convention