#40k-lore-chat

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opaque coyote
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Like it would've been better to

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Make an alliance

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Keep them neutral

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Do anything other than fucking murder them all

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But hey I'm not John Emperor

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My man tried to speed run but it was a failed attempt

arctic talon
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Look

green loom
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Yeah you, hopefully, don't have a martyr/god complex with a series of inhuman psychopathic habits and sort future vision

arctic talon
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Join or die

opaque coyote
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Unless if the category was "worst father any %"

arctic talon
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he's not even the worst father

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somehow

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he's just absurdly neglectful

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which as far as being a shit parent goes isn't that bad

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lol

green loom
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Calling him a father is outright incorrect imo

arctic talon
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Yeah

green loom
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I don't think he has the capacity to be one

arctic talon
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he doesn't see himself as a father

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lol

opaque coyote
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I mean I would count burning down one of your son's cities using one of their brothers would be considered uh

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Abuse

green loom
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Well no it's just violent oppression, just directed at one of the oppressors

opaque coyote
green loom
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I like his humanity to be decidedly evil

opaque coyote
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It's too bad the Emperor has a bad case of

"Multiple Author Itis"

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Terminal

green loom
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He was historically a brutal dictator and became one again, and barely any of his ethereal buds had confidence in his plan(and they were right)

opaque coyote
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Like I get it, they were basically crossing off the checkmark. It was in the original lore

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But also, he hesitated to kill Horus

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After losing the bits of love and compassion he had left

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That makes zero sense

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If that tidbit just wasn't there. The whole thing might actually be interesting

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Because I think it's mentioned in the books that

At first he thought of them FULLY as tools.

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But then slowly grew to somewhat love them.

dire loom
opaque coyote
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It would be interesting to see him try to do severe mental gymnastics

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To try and justify his actions

dire loom
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Sah, question Sah! @opaque coyote

opaque coyote
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Ye?

dire loom
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We getting meltas in Darktide? It's lore accurate, yes?

What do you think, Sah?

opaque coyote
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We're getting meltas??

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Finally???

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Where

dire loom
arctic talon
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meltas are basicially like

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the cheapest "special" weapon for the imperium to make aside from grenade launchers

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lol

opaque coyote
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Then yeah Vet and Zealot would likely get it

opaque coyote
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shoot a beam out right?

arctic talon
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yeah

opaque coyote
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How would a melta in Darktide even work

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Would it be like similar to the Ogryn Cannon in terms of how it functions

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One powerful shot but you have to reload/vent

arctic talon
arctic talon
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cycle time between shots

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for it to "cool" off like it does in lore

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ADS/hipfire have the same accuracy

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does a fuck ton of damage

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infinite pierce

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short range

dire loom
opaque coyote
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multiple powerful shots

arctic talon
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Plasma has range

opaque coyote
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cooloff period

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etc.

arctic talon
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Cool off period

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as in you literally cannot fire the gun

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it doesn't work

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as it cools off

opaque coyote
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interesting

arctic talon
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you get multiple shots per mag like, 5 or something, but you literally cannot interrupt the gun cooling off, switch to the melee

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Melta would be used t odelete mixed hordes

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or heavy hordes

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make it horribly ammo inefficent

opaque coyote
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Would still count as one shot no matter what though

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But like if you accidentally tapped it, it would just use up one shot

unique bronze
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Can't help but imagine the Melta from Space Marines 2, just that heatwave looking thing

opaque coyote
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Very inaccurate compared to the actual lore

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They're supposed be a giant beam instead of a weird heatwave cone

unique bronze
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Thought as much, first time I saw the weap fire like that I was wondering if it actually fired something like this compared to what I saw from other media about Meltas

opaque coyote
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Honestly I like to think that Titus is unlucky

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And just keeps getting broken ones

crystal forum
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god i hope zealot doesnt get melta

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im so tired of vet being neglected

opaque coyote
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They're a veteran

unique bronze
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I've never played any other classess since starting Darktide

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Vet has just been my one trick pony lmao

opaque coyote
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I never really had much use for the enhanced ranged damage ability

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Command Shout moment

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But even then, other classes are kinda better in other regards.

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Some more exclusives to Vet would also be neat

unique bronze
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Yeah VoC just seems a really good all rounded

queen laurel
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The amount of hordes rushing you down will force you to melee combat more times than not

unique bronze
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I saw a build with Exec Stance with Helbourne, its really powerful, but it takes a lot of precision out of me KEKW_ogryn

opaque coyote
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The risk being

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"OH GOD I'M BEING ASSAULTED BY THE ENTIRE MOEBIAN REGIMENT HEL-"

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It does have it's moments though

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Beast of Nurgle?

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Sent back to the warp

queen laurel
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is fire and scramble to do work

arctic talon
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Executioners stance needs a buff

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lol

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invis is

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invis

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Their skill tree is bleh

queen laurel
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executioner stance forces you to squeeze out every last drop of value you can

opaque coyote
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Exists

queen laurel
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And shout is just shout

opaque coyote
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I don't even think I tried it

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Actually

queen laurel
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it gives you over toughness

opaque coyote
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I remember trying it once

unique bronze
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Tried it for some penances

opaque coyote
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And I uh

queen laurel
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and pushes

unique bronze
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It has some uses I guess

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Not as good as the other two imo

opaque coyote
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I am not good at using it

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Zealot is much better for being sneaky beaky like

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For some reason

queen laurel
unique bronze
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You hear a whisper behind you "for the emperor" isntead of the usual shout

opaque coyote
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I guess praying to the emperor makes you channel becoming TF2 Spy

queen laurel
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the burst character

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they have the highest single target damage burst on the game

opaque coyote
queen laurel
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vet definitely need some reworking on

opaque coyote
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Veteran class

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Truly makes you feel like a guardsman

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Ignored

unique bronze
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Invis does seem like it doesnt fit a Vet class very well

opaque coyote
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Tbf soldiers do sneak a lot. I would argue purely by themes.

I don't imagine a zealot being sneaky

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But I do agree that Invis needs a rework

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Or even a replacement

dire loom
plush mason
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its just so much better for build crafting

unique bronze
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saw that Bound to Duty trailer from DT's steampage, wonder what thats about

plush mason
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no idea

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it comes out soon though

unique bronze
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been a while since i played so im looking forward to some new content OmegaGuardsmanHype

sour hornet
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Like I can imagine a melta being used by noobs because there isn't an annoying kill yourself mechanic.

opaque coyote
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At least the kill yourself mechanic allows you to shoot some more

queen laurel
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it's streamlined and very easy to understand and not all over the damn place

plush mason
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not played it since the Arbites update lol, i am too in love with the class still

sour hornet
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Type shit

sacred ginkgo
plush mason
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hopefully the other classes join it soon then

opaque coyote
sacred ginkgo
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They definitely need to nerf arbitrator and ogryn a bit first

opaque coyote
plush mason
queen laurel
queen laurel
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ogryn and Arbi can brutalize a lobby

sacred ginkgo
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If vet is getting a rework then zealot is still stuck in perpetual hell

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It would be so funny if they reveal that they’re never reworking zealot and it’s just an allusion to the eternally unchanging dogma of the imperium

opaque coyote
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jokes aside, I think Vet needs it a bit more

sacred ginkgo
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Vet requires the most effort to make work

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You have to play your entire kit

unique bronze
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has a class been reworked on before, what was changed if they did

sacred ginkgo
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Everyone except zealot and arbitrator have been reworked

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Vet tree didn’t have keystones originally

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Ogryn’s old tree was abysmal

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(Though not as bad as zealot)

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And I can’t remember old psyker tree

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
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But at the same time

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It also feels like

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"Put in more effort to get the same result"

queen laurel
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A special you can't reach just send the dog in there

opaque coyote
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Instead of having it's own niche, sometimes I feel like

"Man this other class can do it way better"

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...god damn it really is simulating the Guardsman experience

queen laurel
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Arbites could literally be the best tank in the game with the amount of stagger they bring

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In the range department they ain't no slouch either

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They could build their shotguns to blow open just about any enemy they want

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And their melee weapons are just good

sacred ginkgo
sacred ginkgo
queen laurel
sacred ginkgo
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Because it’s bad

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A 1 trick weapon that isn’t even that good at its one trick

queen laurel
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Can do in some work too

sacred ginkgo
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You are using the best frontline arbitrator

queen laurel
sacred ginkgo
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You have malocator and castigator with arb maul

queen laurel
sacred ginkgo
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You do waste a fair few points you could spend on some of the low tree stuff like street smarts and cleave on push

queen laurel
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It works for me it works enough good

opaque coyote
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It's big brother is pretty good from my experience though

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The Eviscerator

sacred ginkgo
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Evisc is cool but it’s also like

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Just worse than relic blade

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While doing largely the same thing

queen laurel
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The relic blades can cut through hordes

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Thunder Hammer has amazing burst damage

sacred ginkgo
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Idk
Not relic blade 2 hander

sacred ginkgo
queen laurel
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Evis

opaque coyote
queen laurel
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What

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Is the point

opaque coyote
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But Eviscerator is still better than chainsword

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even though both have

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zero point

queen laurel
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You want horde clear relic blade

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You really hate a specific enemy go thunder hammer

sacred ginkgo
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If you want its strengths it can spam IoD well and can crusher 1 shot chain

opaque coyote
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I do think both the chainsword and eviscerator need a buff

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But it's kinda hard given the fact that it's

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kinda of a gimmick weapon

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And that gimmick requires you to

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stand still

queen laurel
opaque coyote
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Like

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actually being able to move

sacred ginkgo
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Just play tac axe and ignore every other weapon

opaque coyote
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I think I can move left and right at least

sacred ginkgo
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It’s good on every class

opaque coyote
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The Blood Emperor demands his skulls for the golde-

wait that's not right...

queen laurel
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Please

sacred ginkgo
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Taxe in arbitrator is amazing

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Ainz has an h40 solo with it posted

opaque coyote
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because

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balance moment

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but I feel like the chain weapons are on the edge of like

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being genuinely unfun at times

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because their main gimmick is useless

sacred ginkgo
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Because rev’ing is a highly outdated design concept

queen laurel
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The miracles that guy pulls off is like

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Just something he does naturally

opaque coyote
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Also

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Despite knowing that it's now CS2

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I still call it CSGO

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Because I constantly forget that until after I say it

arctic talon
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goes hard

sour hornet
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its why I almost never run dueling sword on psyker

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why the fuck would I do that when I have magic swords

opaque coyote
# sour hornet

Black Templar after seeing their Primaris reinforcements

rocky gale
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Nice argument unfortunately I am currently poking you with my dueling sword

ivory umbra
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I wish the ds disappeared forever

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Kinda

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Make is psyker exclusive again

arctic talon
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DS doesn’t feel like it fits any of the zealot personalities flavor wise lol

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Maybe the Agitator

ivory umbra
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Idk why they didn’t add the rapier

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It was pretty good

vestal stirrup
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only have a cursory knowledge of other WH games and TTRPGs, so out of curiosity

how would the shit our characters have to deal with on high difficulty missions rank?

like, for ex. on an Auric Maelstrom, rather than just four dipshits, what kind of response would the same level of enemy resistance call for in other warhammer games?

ivory umbra
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I mean

arctic talon
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You’d be looking at like

ivory umbra
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Our rejects solo deamonhosts

arctic talon
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A lot of people lol

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Our rejects are exceptional

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But there’s an upper limit to even like

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The usual plot armor stuff lol

ivory umbra
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And beast of nurgel

vestal stirrup
arctic talon
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Auric maelstrom and anything above like

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Malice is basically non canon

ivory umbra
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And a bunch of other shit lol

arctic talon
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In terms of enemy quantity

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The Moebian sixth would be extinct

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lol

vestal stirrup
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mainly wanted some kinda measuring stick to put how rediculous it was into perspective

ivory umbra
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We’re space marine level

arctic talon
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Okay to put it into better perspective

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If you get by a lasgun as a normal human

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You’re dead

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The rejects do not fight the quantity of enemies they do in game

vestal stirrup
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lmao

arctic talon
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It’s not feasible lore wise

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Like even with plot armor

ivory umbra
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They’re built different

arctic talon
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Like it just wouldn’t work for the plot of the game

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Because the Moebian sixth would actually be fucking extinct

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Aside from that the rejects are like, the named characters inside a book

arctic talon
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Even if it’s mostly poxwalkers

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There gets a point where you literally just get drowned in bodies

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If we had lore accurate Darktide we’d barely see any moebians per mission and it would be mostly plague zombies and poxwalkers

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With cultists as well

sour hornet
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And more than four.

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There's literally nothing we face that the Inquisition cannot handle — handling this is our job after all. But in "lore", you'd just scale up the numbers until the job gets done.

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Instead of sending four guys on a suicide mission, just send 20 guys on a hard one.

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Scions are often basically gangpressed from training into Inquisitorial service as Stormtroopers.

rocky gale
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Wait sorry I forgot it’s not the Psyker I use dueling sword on, it’s Veteran

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I use two handed force sword for Psyker

sour hornet
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Okay larmoth

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you are based

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this is why I trust all maddie stans

storm jungle
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literally everyone minus the zealot has some expertise in war and fighting lol

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especially compared to cultists who are in comparison actual homeless people with guys KEKW_ogryn

median star
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some of the dregs are likely former military aswell seeing as you can frequently also see pox walkers or whatever the less fucked up horde one is still wearing dog tags sometimes

queen laurel
# storm jungle Thats kinda what gets me when the fandom constantly assumes the people we play a...

The Ogryn alone could physically dumpster just about anything that comes our way

The psyker has plenty of magical bullshit that would literally melt a lot of the enemies in a single blast

Veterans are veterans for a reason because they have survived in a job where someone could die in literal seconds

arbites are trained to be brutal enforcers design specifically to make sure the planet keeps their end of the deal in tithes

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Even the zealots that are hobos seem exceptionally proficient in close range fighting for someone that is just a civilian that is screaming on the top of their lungs

dapper gyro
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Malice is where you start to see enemy orgryn, but rarely. It meets most of the notes of the Darktide lore.

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Or general 40k for that matter.

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Also, in the lore, they could send a dozen bodies, but for gameplay, you play only as 4.

raven stone
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Sigh more Ultra slop

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Should have seen that coming

nocturne crest
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Honestly, this ultra slop makes me feel bad for BA players.

rose thorn
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woooooooooooooooooooooOOOO

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also

shadow plover
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not a fan of the cape

green loom
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Big fan of the cape

shadow plover
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I like the idea of it but the execution is a bit stiff

queen laurel
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it's I like the Cape or no Cape world out there

queen laurel
rose thorn
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for some reason

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also bulgur

green loom
rose thorn
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the spac emarine captain is staying for sale

green loom
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oh

rose thorn
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its not a limited time model

queen laurel
rose thorn
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the deer are confrimed

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they are coming

valid needle
rose thorn
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also the aos server is crashing out about new space marine mini

queen laurel
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Like seriously

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why ultramarines

rose thorn
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they were fine wiht the ultramairne releases but the smash captain being permanently apart fo the range

valid needle
queen laurel
valid needle
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I love crash outs

rose thorn
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its the r/age of sigmar server

valid needle
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Oh Reddit

nocturne crest
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Why the crash out?

queen laurel
rose thorn
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because isntead of having space marine players do miscropsic amount of kitbashing to get a smash captain they got a ne wmini

valid needle
rose thorn
queen laurel
rose thorn
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its the r/ageofsigmar reddit discord server

queen laurel
nocturne crest
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Oh.

queen laurel
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and rightfully so the people are like why the fuck

nocturne crest
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So GW playing favourites again?

queen laurel
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And this one is like literally so blatant and straight to the face you may as well just jump off a cliff

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GW has done stuff like this but like

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You still feel annoyed

rose thorn
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this is the casue fo teh crash out

queen laurel
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yeah

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the spaceman mini is staying the chaos one no

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which is just why why

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Like genuinely you already gave ultramarines a new calgar

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Add new minis

nocturne crest
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Maybe the chaos one is going to be apart of something else?

rose thorn
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hes an exalted hero which already has a plastic mini

nocturne crest
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That's stupid.

nocturne crest
storm jungle
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And people are still gonna buy it

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😔

queen laurel
nocturne crest
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Off topic thought, but would anyone buy a 40k kart racer.

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It would make sense for something like Twisted Metal to exist in 40k.

nocturne crest
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Oh yeah.

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I wonder how many players are online.

vagrant fox
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Last time I played just before it launched it was like 50 players so I'm guessing not a lot

nocturne crest
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Damn. I guess everyone is playing SM 2 instead.

storm jungle
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SM2 kinda sucks bals too

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its more that nobody really plays these kinds of games anymore

queen laurel
rose thorn
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The causal gaming meta rn is battle royals but I heard it might shift soon

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Actually wait it’s friend stuff

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Uh

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Like lethal company

queen laurel
rose thorn
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Omg this is the funniest shit ever

queen laurel
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damn

rose thorn
rocky gale
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Why

lament shoal
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Cool model

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Might get that one someday

rocky gale
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They really needed another model

rose thorn
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So excited

rocky gale
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Ohhhhh more Kurnothi

queen laurel
# rose thorn So excited

@arctic talon you are right it's about time pro industrialist versus wooden killers and gardeners

rose thorn
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We will rise

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These wicked despoilers stand no chance against the power of kurnoth’s chosen children

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His wild hunt will grow

queen laurel
rose thorn
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Lmao

late verge
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Do tau fire warriors really have poor reflexes? I find that hard to believe considering they are 1. Descended from prey animals, which usually need quick reflexes to survive and 2. Genetically engineered to be soldiers, sorta like space marines (though in practice they're closer to guardsman yada yada yada)

storm jungle
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You might, but GW writers arent known for being smart

late verge
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Is there any actual evidence that tau fire warriors are inferior in those senses

storm jungle
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its in the books, but its not really explained well there either lol

late verge
rocky gale
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When I was a kid I thought things like quicksand was the greatest evil in the world, now I am grown and know it is in fact the biblical greed of a Space Marine collector

late verge
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It feels like gw just really wants the Tau to be worse even when it doesnt make sense for them to be. Like, all the other castes being inferior sure, but fire warriors are literally bred for fighting. Why would they be worse combatants than even the average guardsman?

storm jungle
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Its just a artificial handicap, dont think too hard about it.

queen laurel
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@celest dome Chaos Warrior Magister Symbaresh Twinsoul

late verge
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Theyre supposed to be the quality over quantity dudes too! But apparently they're also worse? Then how did they survive the damocles crusade and wipe out like 6 chapters of spehse mahreens

storm jungle
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Its just a artificial handicap, dont think too hard about it.

late verge
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Bweh

storm jungle
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Realistically speaking Tau would wipe the floor generally with the Imperium just from a technology standpoint but they just dont lol

queen laurel
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also Slaughterpriest Warlock Engineer Putrid Blightking but no image

late verge
storm jungle
celest dome
late verge
rose thorn
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Am I crazy saying this shoudl not be an HH vehicle

storm jungle
storm jungle
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Drones are AI-controlled light hovering vehicles that perform a variety of civilian and military roles for the T'au. Unlike the Imperium of Man, the Tau make extensive use of these and other machine intelligences.[1a][2a]

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like

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lmao

late verge
queen laurel
celest dome
lament shoal
rose thorn
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Oo nurgle and chaos sorcerer lord

queen laurel
late verge
storm jungle
rose thorn
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This is S2D

celest dome
vagrant fox
storm jungle
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down to the way they even operate

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i forgot what issue it was in but this was outright said by Gav Thorpe in a white dwarf article

late verge
late verge
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Didnt know this

storm jungle
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Yeah its why their earlier iterations before battlesuit-mania had them fight like an army from the 21st century.

late verge
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I always thought they were meant to be an allegory for ancient china and (to an extent) modern china

storm jungle
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Nah their influence is japanese

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down to fire warrior armor being modelled after samurai segmented plating

late verge
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Makes more sense actually

storm jungle
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also things like the ritual blades they carry

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also all the bald/ponytail combos etc

late verge
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And their philosophy of the greater good always struck me as more similar to modern american "benevolent" imperialism (we're bringing democracy! Vs we're bringing the greater good!) more than communism

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So the nato comparison actually makes a lot of sense

storm jungle
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They arent communist

celest dome
storm jungle
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that shit is a meme

celest dome
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The closest to communist are the Eldar

spring cairn
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aren't they just as strong as a normal dude

lament shoal
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I always thought this art was funny, like "put the gun down before you hurt yourself little guy" KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
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that image has been memed to death yea

spring cairn
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Tau used to be my second fav faction before LoV dropped

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still love them

vagrant fox
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Fire caste probably get real food vs a malnourished guardsman too

spring cairn
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yeah i meant the warriors

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obviously the lanky air caste pilot would get folded

late verge
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Same with all the fluff about them not having ftl. Like. Just say you don't like tau, don't keep nerfing them like this

late verge
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Not that it ultimately matters that much, it just annoyd me how everyonr wsnts tau to be the weak little punching bags of the setting

median star
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i still think we should turn tau into burgers

late verge
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No need, the imperium has already done this with humans

queen laurel
lament shoal
queen laurel
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and of course technology

median star
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and being blue

queen laurel
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They have the most progressive tech in the setting as of right now

vagrant fox
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The Tau have FTL again now

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It's back to square one, for whatever reason that needed to happen

storm jungle
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I still dont get what the deal was but I love how everyone hates their FTL lore change lol

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since it was like so badly done

vagrant fox
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It's one of the all time lore bungles in warhammer imho

late verge
late verge
queen laurel
vagrant fox
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I guess the writers wanted the Startide Nexus thing to happen but they could have done that in any number of ways instead of taking away FTL, having the T'au reinvent FTL and making a big hole in space

late verge
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I say this all as a cron fan, who thinks all organics should become pets or ash, i think the tau are shit on too much

vagrant fox
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Yeah now they use that slipstream module afaik, what the difference is between the original stuff is a mystery

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I would like the tau if they weren't so mech focused, who could possibly care about mechs this much

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Well would like, would like a lot more I mean

queen laurel
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is no longer the main option

vagrant fox
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I don't really remember, they had the accelerator engine that disappeared into thin air, then the slipstream, then something else?

queen laurel
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tau have these two in the faster than light page for lexicanum

vagrant fox
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I look at it the same way I look at MK7 vs MK8 space marine power armour, whateva thogg don't care

vagrant fox
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I recall something about the fifth sphare of expansion using a better slipstream drive but I don't have the thing at hand

paper haven
queen laurel
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this is their latest thingamajig to travel up faster than light apparently

queen laurel
vagrant fox
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Yeah I just wonder if they did this whole convoluted thing to make the startide nexus happen or if they planned it at all

queen laurel
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like why bother with this i mean like i could ignore it but genuinely just why

late verge
queen laurel
late verge
late verge
queen laurel
late verge
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....sometimes

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i think a lot of the basic lore around the factions is cool as hell and super unique but often the more gw elaborates the more it falls apart bc they have so much material that its gonna end up being inconsistent and weird. a little like the bible at times, tbh (no offense to any christians, but it was written over many milennia by many different authors and it kind of shows at times)

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nevermind the fact that hyper-elaborating on details is already not a good idea with worldbuilding in general tbh

late verge
# late verge i think a lot of the basic lore around the factions is cool as hell and super un...

theres always gonna be obscure references and stuff that the ppl making the new lore don't know or didn't remember, and oftentimes you have authors making up new lore on the spot to help the story theyre trying to tell. stuff like that always makes me feel a little... idk... irked by ppl online saying "(x faction) would NEVER do (x) or (x) is ALWAYS (x)", like, idk, heretic astartes becoming loyalist. You can say the imperium wouldn't accept them, but if an author wants them to bc they think it'll make a good story or if a codex author wants to bc it'll make interesting fluff, it doesn't really matter that much.

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40k lore is very uh, loose.

storm jungle
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I mean yes.

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thats what you get for a setting that has authors just loosely write novels every month

late verge
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more like the lovecraft mythos or like, dc or marvel than, say, idk, game of thrones

storm jungle
#

Game of Thrones has a pretty set lore tbh.

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DC and Marvel is more accurat elol

vagrant fox
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august derleth should never be forgiven for fucking up lovecrafts work

late verge
# storm jungle thats what you get for a setting that has authors just loosely write novels ever...

see this may seem obvious but on subreddits like 40k lore you have ppl who are always so confident in their answers. as a baby 40k fan a couple years ago I asked something to the tune of "can servitors be conscious and does that mean that servitors can make a deal with the chaos gods?" (i was asking bc I was thinking about writing a fanficiton about that sort of thing) and nearly all the answers were a resounding "no", but then I did some further research and figured out that this exact thing had happened more or less, MULTIPLE TIMES

storm jungle
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just do not trust r40klore

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they are dumbasses

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lol

late verge
vagrant fox
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I only use that place to look up excerpts

late verge
storm jungle
storm jungle
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theres a reason I have grown to absolutely hate r40klore

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its such a circlejerk subreddit too

storm jungle
outer wave
late verge
# storm jungle Because some subjects got concrete answers

my point is that concrete answers are a lot rarer in 40k than ppl think. concrete answers like "the imperium hates aliens and heretics and are all morons" are set in stone but more specific things like "is the imperial faith a centrally organised dogma or is it more loose and based on general ideas" are almost unanswerable bc of how much lore there is. it often feels like ppl have to MAKE UP lore to answer those sorts of questions

late verge
outer wave
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Nice!

late verge
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:>

#

ty

outer wave
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Ye no prob

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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40k is very loosey goosey, things can usually go one way but make up any excuse and it goes another

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Yeah servitors usually are too braindead to make deals, but the process isn't fool proof

late verge
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also the warp is fucky tbf

outer wave
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Yeah anything could happen near a warp storm

storm jungle
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"NUH UH. That doesnt mean anything!"

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the fuck do you mean it doesnt

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They get more of a final say than you do on an official product you little redditor dipshit

late verge
#

alsooooo another issue i have with gw's worldbuilding sometimes is that they are VERY BIASED. We have exact specifications and measurements of things like the average width of a cockitus pattern las-tickler primaris ultrablaster's focusing aperture but we don't even have images of most tau auxiliaries or the eldar corsairs or literally anything on the dark mechanicum

queen laurel
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You could put the truth and all of it in front of them and they would still believe the false info over it

vagrant fox
storm jungle
#

EXACTLY

late verge
# storm jungle I saw a thread on r40klore once where people were judging the darktide servitors...

i think servitors are the most fascinating part of 40k and they should be explored more. Like, the societal interactions with them. How does a religious zealot react to their family member getting servitorised? How do, say, tau gue'vesa approach the concept of servitors? Are there differing societal views on what becoming a servitor means? (aka like, "it is an honor that you get to serve the emperor once more" vs "lol get rekt scrub) Are some servitors "invisible?" (as in, just a brain in a jar piloting a machine, rather than an obviously human person who has been surgically changed) and if so, does that have an effect on how they are seen/created/interact with the world, and what if one of those servitors had a "botched" treatment? Are servitors really a 'safe' option compared to just using weak Ai like the tau and necrons are known to? What about other factions too? Maybe chaos cults who want to free servitors and theres interesting moral questions to ponder there?

But no we just get marinewank stories all the time where ultramarine chaddius garystueus uses his massive balls and faith in the emperor to singlehandedly kill the silent king, a swarmlord, commander farsight, a daemon prince of nurgle, and an eldar craftworld in a matter of seconds

storm jungle
#

Also no servitors are not a correct option

late verge
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yes but the fact ive never heard of any says something

storm jungle
#

the Leagues of Votann and Tau prove this

late verge
storm jungle
#

servitors are extremely fucked up as a concept and are morally wrong

storm jungle
#

...also the Ironkin? Hello?

late verge
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misunderstood you

storm jungle
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Ironkin prove this even more

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because like

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they are literally a dwarf

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but a robot

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they act no different lol

late verge
#

i thought you were saying "no servitors are not a correct option"

storm jungle
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I mean they arent

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servitors are born from the fear of AI, when in universe we got examples in M41 of them not being malicious robots

late verge
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and I wasnt saying that they could ever be morally correct, I was just saying there should be challenges to the occassional out of universe assumption that servitors are used because theyre "safer" for "humanity" than "abominable intelligence"

storm jungle
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Yeah I know im just making a statement

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literally the only defense people can say against Ironkin/Tau Drones is "well humanity had a AI Rebellion"

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which we got no idea why it even happened in the first place btw

late verge
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EVEN IF ai was as dangerous as the imperium thinks it is, and it clearly isn't, (tbh the DAoT isnt even a good example of ai gone wrong bc the DAoT humans used AI for twice as long as the imperium has existed with less than no issue and it took slaanesh vomiting all over the entire universe for that to change)

queen laurel
rocky gale
summer mural
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Servitors are super fucked up, especially when like you start getting into the whole the persons consciousness is inside

storm jungle
queen laurel
storm jungle
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"they are lobotomized" is an even more inhumane excuse

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theres still a person in there

queen laurel
late verge
#

or hell even use the geneseed you honestly waste on space marines to make mentats from dune

storm jungle
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its not even paid workers

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JUST AUTOMATE THE PROCESS

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WE LITERALLY DO IT TODAY

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AND ITS NOT EVEN HIGH TECH

late verge
#

thats another thing ppl miss, the imperium uses servitors for tons of things that we don't even need ai for now. like we dont use crazy ai for barbers and as coat hangers. but the imperium uses lobotomised slaves for them bc they actually despise humans and humanity and actually see all humans save the most genetically or physically deformed of them (space marines, custodes, and especially admech) as vermin

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and these are the ideas and concepts I would love to see explored more commonly in warhammer. I love servitors.

storm jungle
#

💀💀💀💀💀

rocky gale
#

That's something touched on in Above and Beyond ||Shard admits that the most terrifying aspect of staring down the Tyranids isn't the monsters itself, but that she realised that if the Imperium figured out how that's what it would turn it's people into, mindless drones obeying utterly without question or doubt or any sense of selfworth or identity||

storm jungle
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YEP.

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Its one of my favorite bits of satire in Helldivers 2 as well where Super Earth is studying Illuminate mind contorl technology from how they turned people into the Voteless to turn it to their use.

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But they say this and clarify they totally wont use it for that purpose lmao

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peak fascism

storm jungle
#

Worst part is an techpriest would 100% do this lol

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I read a short story where one literally dooms her lover techpriest to be a ctan vessel to continue her own work as a xenarite lmfao

tough haven
#

No human bastard

shadow plover
rose thorn
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Its not like lost technology or anything it’s a rhino with a turret ontop

shadow plover
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that would be a predator then, no?

#

this is like twice the size

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or thrice

opaque coyote
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"We won't mind control you."

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Although as a genuine curiosity, isn't Super Earth basically ruled by AI?

rose thorn
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Thank

shadow plover
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ah pupper

opaque coyote
late verge
#

nobody wants this

rose thorn
#

Space marine captain, who wants it? And yes I’m selling it. Remember; buy, buy buy. And chaos, don’t get blocked

valid needle
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New chaos lord > cringe 17th variation of a captain.

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Both of the warhammer day minis are boring as fuck this year lol

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Ig they’re both callbacks to old posing

rose thorn
#

people really like the exalted hero of chaos

arctic talon
#

But very w/e

arctic talon
rose thorn
arctic talon
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Like neither one of them is bad

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They’re just boring

arctic talon
rose thorn
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hes not a warhammer day mini

arctic talon
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Weird

rose thorn
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yeah

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its because the normal sprue didnt come with the smash captain load out

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so they are selling the smash captian sepreat

arctic talon
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Just do it yourself smh

rose thorn
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yeah lmao

arctic talon
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The long forgotten art of Kitbashing/j

rose thorn
#

space marine fan does an arm swap challenge

arctic talon
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All the new exalted champion of chaos does is make me think of the current one

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lol

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Which iirc is old

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Like really old

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Or is it the chaos lord

rose thorn
dapper gyro
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It is not forgotten, it is just the influx of new people who don't know the art of kitbashing.

arctic talon
#

I’m joking

rose thorn
#

the cahso lord is as old as sin

arctic talon
#

People even new players know Kitbashing

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It’s very common still in my experience

dapper gyro
#

The old school military modeling are freak in term of bashing.

rose thorn
#

christ

arctic talon
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lol

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Anyways new chaos lord when GW

rose thorn
#

probably next edition with the chariots

arctic talon
# rose thorn

Lowkey might be better to convert the csm chaos lord

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Lmao

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The armor is similar enough, just gotta get rid of the backpack and some 40K bits lol

#

Anyways new S2D chaos lord

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I need it

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please be multi part

rose thorn
#

he is like 40% of the way there tbf

arctic talon
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Yeah lmao

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Get rid of the helmet and power pack

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Swap out the weapon

rose thorn
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id swap the whole arms tbh

arctic talon
#

Yeah fair they’re quite mechanical

rose thorn
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file off the sicif stuff on ches t

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scifi stuff*

arctic talon
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It’s kind of insane to me

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How many chaos lords AoS has gotten

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Aside from the basic fucking chaos lord

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lol

rose thorn
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lmao

arctic talon
#

AM I WRONG?

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It’s so funny

rose thorn
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i think its liek 4 in 8 years right?

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let me check

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holy shi

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t

arctic talon
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It’s way older

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lol

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That dude is old old

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You can tell he’s hand sculpted

rose thorn
#

crazy these both rleeleased in the same edition

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and both look like ass

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damn tehse are good models

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except hte old jump pack

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i think the 6th edition chaos lord would be best for an aos conversion

arctic talon
#

Yeah

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He’s got the least 40K bits on him

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One tiny tiny issue though

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He’s basically like

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Mostly put together lol

rose thorn
#

damn

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hes also rare as hell

arctic talon
#

Yeah

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He was only in the 6 and 7e starter box

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Which was also not generic marines

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It was dark angels

rose thorn
#

wait they did dark angels vs crimson slaughter twice

#

hey back in the day did people complain about all the 40k box sets had normal sapce marines

late verge
#

ive said this one million times but darkmech would be cool as a unique faction for a tide game

rose thorn
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it took til 8th eediton to have an army box that did not have space marines

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loyalist mariens*

arctic talon
#

Also complaining about marine releases was way worse back then

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Because everyone else got stuff way less

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lol

late verge
#

aesthetically distinct from nurgle, you could have servitors as horde enemies, theres not much lore so lots of room for creativity, and you could have them also use fucked up versions of normal mechanicum stuff. so like, castellan robots and stuff

arctic talon
#

Marines do get more stuff now

late verge
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and gunner servitors

arctic talon
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But like

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So does literally everyone else

rose thorn
#

this was the first army set in warhammer 40k that did not have space marines in it

arctic talon
#

Still sucks that marines get that much more

rose thorn
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not evne counting csm

rose thorn
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lmao

arctic talon
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Split it with 2 friends lol

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Between the crons and armigers

rose thorn
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this was the second

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then right after there was an eldar vs eldar box

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bruh eldar gto the short end of the stick on this on

arctic talon
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Drazhar punching down like usual/j

rose thorn
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lmao

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if i had friends btw and split this box with someone i would be an eldar plaeyr in 2025

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i loved all the rangers in this box

arctic talon
#

The eldar won that box lore wise

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Shame all the army combo boxes sold badly

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Aside from the edition start ones

rose thorn
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lmao

#

wait did eldar not get an army box this ediiton

arctic talon
#

I mean not everyone gets one

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But no they didn’t get one

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Not unless you count a combat patrol

rose thorn
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i dont

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i was gonna say something really mean but i didnt

arctic talon
#

lol

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Drukhari got one

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Tbh it’s arguably preferable to not

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Get an army box and just get the unit straight released

rose thorn
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all odl dmodels

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lmao

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oh yeah remember the apocolaypse boxes

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uniorncially probably one of th best things they ever sold

arctic talon
#

Eldar are basically done update wise

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Aside from like the vyper

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Which looks ugly as fuck

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Karandras and dire avengers also need one

rose thorn
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lmao

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okay some of these are bad

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oh elite wanan see the funniest one?

arctic talon
#

I think I know

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Which one you’re sending

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Shoot

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

Lmao

rose thorn
#

Ah eys, 500 points of knights

arctic talon
#

Combat patrol

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Imperial knights

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I think it’s like 600 rn lol

rose thorn
#

Lmao

#

“You see the imperial knights ahve been replacing their armor with glass so that’s why armingers are 60 points

queen laurel
#

It will surely hold

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It will not

rose thorn
#

It can withstand 100 bolter rounds when being read about

dapper gyro
#

But can be destroyed by a hammer some times down the lore.

nocturne crest
rose thorn
#

Old 8th edition army boxes

nocturne crest
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Ah.

#

Anyway, I got a question: If the orks ended up in the Halo Universe, would their race survive the firing of the rings?

storm jungle
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Nope.

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The Rings destroy any and all life.

#

The Flood are even more infectious than Orks and even they were completely near annihilated minus some lab samples.

outer wave
#

Who the fuck gets lab samples of flood?

#

Isnt that the worst idea?

nocturne crest
hexed orchid
nocturne crest
#

Damn, it's been 10 years since Undertale was released.

outer wave
hexed orchid
#

That crazy plague/disease/alien race has to come back somehow

storm jungle
#

if they appeared in 40k they'd likely destroy the entire universe lol

outer wave
#

Me, feeding the flood the average Imperial civvies and nothing else 😏

queen laurel
queen laurel
#

That could strangle universal Bridges and planets if they have enough biomass

dapper gyro
#

The Halo ring cannot purge all of the flood, but it kills their foods source, aka all other life forms.

#

The flood has limitation on growth, without assimilation, it can't absorb itself to survive.

queen laurel
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Being part God like species helps

languid meadow
#

I mean true but the floods goal is the end of ALL life and if advanced enough they could prob make it to another galaxy

queen laurel
languid meadow
#

They ARE the precursors

queen laurel
#

Isn't that just basically a corrupted job of the precursors

languid meadow
#

precursors whole thing was seeding life and guiding species, the flood want to kill and consume all life as punishment to everything they created. So yeah it's a bit of their old principle corrupted.

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"Our urge to create is immutable. We must create. But the beings we create shall never again reach out in strength against us. All that created will suffer. All will be born in suffering. Endless greyness shall be their lot. All creation will tailor to failure and pain that never again shall the offspring of the eternal fount rise up against their creators. Listen to the silence. 10 million years of deep silence and now whispers and cries, not birth. That is what we bring, a great crushing weight to press down youth and hope. No more will, no more freedom. Nothing new but agonizing death and never good shall come of it. We are the last of those who gave you breath and form. Millions of years ago. We are the last of those. Your kind defiled and ruthlessly destroyed. We are the last precursors. And now we are legion." - The Gravemind Halo: Silentium

queen laurel
#

They just kill every living thing to corrupt it into a disgusting biomass-based ecosystem

languid meadow
#

I really like how simple Urkhan is

dapper gyro
#

They can corrupt, but they can't evolve. The flood pure forms are strong and look like an evolution, but is actually their peak and they don't move over very far from that.

queen laurel
queen laurel
#

You know like the one that corrupts a planet

#

Wait not that the grave mind

dapper gyro
languid meadow
#

their "transgalactic stage" is the theoretical limit

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when it comes to anything of theirs but that's just infection radius/power

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their pure forms Ie the ones you fight in H3/HW2 are their pinnacle as "individuals"

queen laurel
#

I suppose

dapper gyro
#

Key Mind and pure form are the same thing. Basically what the flood is, nothing left from the former host.

queen laurel
rocky gale
#

Keyminds is the term for any of the like processing forms of Flood

languid meadow
#

Juggernauts fall under this category as well

dapper gyro
#

Flood is like the nids, it is a single hive mind. Every flood unit is also the grave mind. The grave mind from is the physical form dedicated to think and control.

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Without gravemind, they can't form complex thought and plan.

crystal forum
#

god i need to learn how to animate

celest dome
#

Flood is imo more impressive than the Tyranids

rocky gale
#

Yea like there is intent and malice behind the Flood

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They aren't just hungry

#

They want the universe to suffer, they want to inflict the most misery they can

crystal forum
#

just for the hell of it too

#

it's not like the flood gets any power from the suffering

rocky gale
#

Out of Spite and revenge

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They created life in the universe and were good and their creations betrayed them out of jealousy

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So now they want everything to suffer

crystal forum
#

im now realizing that the fan theory of the nids being made by old ones is basically the flood

celest dome
#

My theory is that the Tyranids are something of a universe white cells

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Chaos is an invader/parasite/virus

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and when that happen, Tyranids develop to stop and cleanse them out

crystal forum
#

but isnt chaos tied to the warp

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and to sentient life

celest dome
#

Chaos invade through the Warp and the realm of souls

#

But they're outworldy

opaque coyote
#

I hate the fact that I just realized this

rocky gale
#

Suppose you could think of Chaos as bacteria that lives on the skin, perfectly fine to be there but once you've got a cut it makes it's way into the body and start wrecking havoc.

opaque coyote
#

The Black Legion and Chaos SMs are basically Decepticons

#

Like

#

They infight as much as decepticons

#

They often have the same "might makes right" philosophy for their leadership

#

Abaddon is basically G1 Megatron in how much he fails but still persists

#

And somehow still leads

#

Who would count as Starscream though

arctic talon
#

lol

rocky gale
#

Haarken

celest dome
#

What is Starscream's role ?

arctic talon
#

Second in command

#

Which abbadon doesn’t technically have

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

He has a council of nerds

#

Who are his “second in commands”

opaque coyote
#

Like often

#

So much so that it's ridiculous

arctic talon
#

None

#

Because abbadon kills anyone who tries

#

lol

opaque coyote
#

"MY EQUILIBRIUM... DESTABLIZED URRRGGHH"

"ABADDON HAS FALLEN. I, STARSCREAM, AM NOW YOUR NEW LEADER. BLACK LEGION, FOLLOW ME!"

arctic talon
#

Abbadon is actually extremely competent lol

#

He wins more then he loses in general

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

If anything he doesn’t have enough actual strategic defeats

rocky gale
#

Yea and the loses are usually on purpose to get rid of rivals

opaque coyote
#

Each black crusade a strategic taking of a slice of pie

#

...

arctic talon
#

Well even beyond that

#

Abbadons losses only happen whenever he’s basically already won

opaque coyote
#

Although I think (please correct if wrong) that old lore didn't really have much detail on the previous black crusades

#

Which is why he still sorta struggles to get rid of the SATAM cartoon villain reputation

#

Because people just assumed that he failed 12 times.

#

Instead of the current lore where it's actually a long term plan

opaque coyote
#

As a form of cope

#

And actively tries to ignore that Abaddon is playing the long game

valid needle
arctic talon
#

He wasn’t juiced up then

#

Just so you know

valid needle
#

That mf always juicing

arctic talon
#

All marines are on the juice

#

Chaos marines are just on extra chaos juice

#

But abbadon wasn’t juiced up on the 4 chaos gods when he killed sig

rocky gale
#

Is it better to be on the juice or the sauce?

arctic talon
#

Neither

valid needle
#

Juice

lament shoal
#

Ultra potent weed sourced straight from Nurgle's garden

valid needle
#

Where the fulgrim party at let me snort up that warp dust

valid needle
storm jungle
arctic talon
#

He just is

storm jungle
#

and the answers were just "He just is/Hes that good."

arctic talon
#

We don’t get an answer on that lol

storm jungle
#

what a great convincing backstory