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Make an alliance
Keep them neutral
Do anything other than fucking murder them all
But hey I'm not John Emperor
My man tried to speed run but it was a failed attempt
Look
Yeah you, hopefully, don't have a martyr/god complex with a series of inhuman psychopathic habits and sort future vision
Unless if the category was "worst father any %"
he's not even the worst father
somehow
he's just absurdly neglectful
which as far as being a shit parent goes isn't that bad
lol
Calling him a father is outright incorrect imo
Yeah
I don't think he has the capacity to be one
I mean I would count burning down one of your son's cities using one of their brothers would be considered uh
Abuse

Well no it's just violent oppression, just directed at one of the oppressors
To be honest, I do like my Emperor slightly more human.
The few times where he does show like
Inner specks of humanity is actually interesting.
I like his humanity to be decidedly evil
He was historically a brutal dictator and became one again, and barely any of his ethereal buds had confidence in his plan(and they were right)
Yeah, humanity doesn't necessarily mean good in this case.
But like him hesitating with Horus makes zero sense.
Like I get it, they were basically crossing off the checkmark. It was in the original lore
But also, he hesitated to kill Horus
After losing the bits of love and compassion he had left
That makes zero sense
If that tidbit just wasn't there. The whole thing might actually be interesting
Because I think it's mentioned in the books that
At first he thought of them FULLY as tools.
But then slowly grew to somewhat love them.

It would be interesting to see him try to do severe mental gymnastics
To try and justify his actions
Sah, question Sah! @opaque coyote
Ye?
We getting meltas in Darktide? It's lore accurate, yes?
What do you think, Sah?

Vet and Zealot using meltas is lore accurate
meltas are basicially like
the cheapest "special" weapon for the imperium to make aside from grenade launchers
lol
If you mean if anybody gets a melta like Elite said
Then yeah Vet and Zealot would likely get it
If I remember correctly, they canonically like
shoot a beam out right?
yeah
How would a melta in Darktide even work
Would it be like similar to the Ogryn Cannon in terms of how it functions
One powerful shot but you have to reload/vent
imo multiple powerful shots per mag
cycle time between shots
for it to "cool" off like it does in lore
ADS/hipfire have the same accuracy
does a fuck ton of damage
infinite pierce
short range
Ty Sah
Yeah the problem with that is that it sounds too mechanically similar to plasma
multiple powerful shots
Plasma has range
Cool off period
as in you literally cannot fire the gun
it doesn't work
as it cools off
ah so melta would be a riskier but more powerful sidegrade to the plasma like
gameplay wise
interesting
you get multiple shots per mag like, 5 or something, but you literally cannot interrupt the gun cooling off, switch to the melee
Melta would be used t odelete mixed hordes
or heavy hordes
make it horribly ammo inefficent
Honestly would make it so that depending on how lengthy the shot is, the longer it would take to cool down
Would still count as one shot no matter what though
But like if you accidentally tapped it, it would just use up one shot

Can't help but imagine the Melta from Space Marines 2, just that heatwave looking thing
Yeah the Melta from the SM games are
Very inaccurate compared to the actual lore
They're supposed be a giant beam instead of a weird heatwave cone
Thought as much, first time I saw the weap fire like that I was wondering if it actually fired something like this compared to what I saw from other media about Meltas
Honestly I like to think that Titus is unlucky
And just keeps getting broken ones

Of course the Veteran is neglected
They're a veteran

I've never played any other classess since starting Darktide
Vet has just been my one trick pony lmao
Unfortunate jokes aside about the reality of Vets.
I do agree that Veteran needs some more love.
I never really had much use for the enhanced ranged damage ability
Command Shout moment
But even then, other classes are kinda better in other regards.
Some more exclusives to Vet would also be neat
Yeah VoC just seems a really good all rounded
to be honest on higher difficulty enhanced range it's one of the abilities that genuinely tests you as a person
The amount of hordes rushing you down will force you to melee combat more times than not
I saw a build with Exec Stance with Helbourne, its really powerful, but it takes a lot of precision out of me 
Yeah. I just feel like the reward isn't enough for the risk
The risk being
"OH GOD I'M BEING ASSAULTED BY THE ENTIRE MOEBIAN REGIMENT HEL-"
It does have it's moments though
Beast of Nurgle?
Sent back to the warp

Yeah other abilities allow you to fire and forget or fire and think in relative safety because the ability provides the safety
range stance veteran on the other hand
is fire and scramble to do work
Executioners stance needs a buff
lol
invis is
invis

Their skill tree is bleh
at least the playmaking potential allows you to do work
executioner stance forces you to squeeze out every last drop of value you can
And shout is just shout
it gives you over toughness
I remember trying it once
Tried it for some penances
And I uh
and pushes
I am not good at using it
Zealot is much better for being sneaky beaky like
For some reason
OK but like that makes sense because even back in the early days when you only had one ability choice zealot was just
You hear a whisper behind you "for the emperor" isntead of the usual shout
I guess praying to the emperor makes you channel becoming TF2 Spy
Yeah I'm not complaining about that specifically.
Just that Vet invis kinda feels dogwater compared to the other two abilities
Oh most definitely yeah
vet definitely need some reworking on
Tbf soldiers do sneak a lot. I would argue purely by themes.
I don't imagine a zealot being sneaky
But I do agree that Invis needs a rework
Or even a replacement
Immersion 
frankly i hope they rework all the classes talent trees to be similar to the arbitators' in layout
its just so much better for build crafting
saw that Bound to Duty trailer from DT's steampage, wonder what thats about
been a while since i played so im looking forward to some new content 
Basically a plasma gun, but without the range, and a way lower skill floor.
Like I can imagine a melta being used by noobs because there isn't an annoying kill yourself mechanic.
I always felt that it should have a higher skill floor ironically
At least the kill yourself mechanic allows you to shoot some more
ogryn I could say meets the criteria with theirs now
it's streamlined and very easy to understand and not all over the damn place
not played it since the Arbites update lol, i am too in love with the class still
Type shit
Ogryn is gen 3 now yes
hopefully the other classes join it soon then
Ogryn always win
They definitely need to nerf arbitrator and ogryn a bit first
yeah that looks so much better
oh agreed
Yeah plenty of choices and customization while not being all over the damn place
true i love the class but my god
ogryn and Arbi can brutalize a lobby
If vet is getting a rework then zealot is still stuck in perpetual hell
It would be so funny if they reveal that they’re never reworking zealot and it’s just an allusion to the eternally unchanging dogma of the imperium
just like the emperor
jokes aside, I think Vet needs it a bit more
has a class been reworked on before, what was changed if they did
Everyone except zealot and arbitrator have been reworked
Vet tree didn’t have keystones originally
Ogryn’s old tree was abysmal
(Though not as bad as zealot)
And I can’t remember old psyker tree
True, and that's what I like about the class.
But at the same time
It also feels like
"Put in more effort to get the same result"
my main build is using these two weapons and then this it's not impressively micromanage but this thing is literally a Jack of all trades that could tank shoot and do just about everything
A special you can't reach just send the dog in there
Instead of having it's own niche, sometimes I feel like
"Man this other class can do it way better"
...god damn it really is simulating the Guardsman experience

Arbites could literally be the best tank in the game with the amount of stagger they bring
In the range department they ain't no slouch either
They could build their shotguns to blow open just about any enemy they want
And their melee weapons are just good
2 best weapons and the best ability and keystone
Chainsword
Yeah well chainsword is kind of bad in everyone
But anyway even if I'm not using the best abilities Frontline arbi and support arbi
Can do in some work too
You are using the best frontline arbitrator
I thought the front line one was the charge one
You have malocator and castigator with arb maul
In retrospect being able to take every single type of attack in the game without even flinching is the best type of tanking
You do waste a fair few points you could spend on some of the low tree stuff like street smarts and cleave on push
Hey I'm not a buildmaster like the other people
It works for me it works enough good
really wish it was good

It's big brother is pretty good from my experience though
The Eviscerator
Evisc is cool but it’s also like
Just worse than relic blade
While doing largely the same thing
Genuinely what's the point of evis it's basically became the position of chainsaw for zealots 2 handed weapon category
The relic blades can cut through hordes
Thunder Hammer has amazing burst damage
Idk
Not relic blade 2 hander
(And sucks at nearly everything else)
Hey at least it has something going for it
Evis
Unfortunately true
But Eviscerator is still better than chainsword
even though both have
zero point
You want horde clear relic blade
You really hate a specific enemy go thunder hammer
If you want its strengths it can spam IoD well and can crusher 1 shot chain
I do think both the chainsword and eviscerator need a buff
But it's kinda hard given the fact that it's
kinda of a gimmick weapon
And that gimmick requires you to
stand still
The moment their gimmick became the fact that they need to stand still in a game we're standing still can get you killed they were cooked
Yeah I think the gimmick itself at least needs a change
Like
actually being able to move

Just play tac axe and ignore every other weapon
I think I can move left and right at least
It’s good on every class
Aware
but also that's no fun
The Blood Emperor demands his skulls for the golde-
wait that's not right...
Yes but you see my role play gets ruined
Tac axe on a self-respecting arbitrator
Please
I know that like some weapons will always be better than others
because
balance moment
but I feel like the chain weapons are on the edge of like
being genuinely unfun at times
because their main gimmick is useless
Because rev’ing is a highly outdated design concept
Okay that is good but like
AINZ is literally the tide game demon
The miracles that guy pulls off is like
Just something he does naturally
It's like how
every pro in CSGO uses the M4/AK
Yes, those two weapons are the meta (tm). That doesn't mean that I don't want to use others...
or that I will be able to pull off the same shit
Also
Despite knowing that it's now CS2
I still call it CSGO
Because I constantly forget that until after I say it
goes hard
real
its why I almost never run dueling sword on psyker
why the fuck would I do that when I have magic swords
Nice argument unfortunately I am currently poking you with my dueling sword
Tac axe is amazing on Arby
The drooling sore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish the ds disappeared forever
Kinda
Make is psyker exclusive again
DS doesn’t feel like it fits any of the zealot personalities flavor wise lol
Maybe the Agitator
only have a cursory knowledge of other WH games and TTRPGs, so out of curiosity
how would the shit our characters have to deal with on high difficulty missions rank?
like, for ex. on an Auric Maelstrom, rather than just four dipshits, what kind of response would the same level of enemy resistance call for in other warhammer games?
I mean
For the quantity of enemies in an auric maelstrom
You’d be looking at like
Our rejects solo deamonhosts
A lot of people lol
Our rejects are exceptional
But there’s an upper limit to even like
The usual plot armor stuff lol
And beast of nurgel
yeah, thats why i was asking basically
And a bunch of other shit lol
mainly wanted some kinda measuring stick to put how rediculous it was into perspective
We’re space marine level
Okay to put it into better perspective
If you get by a lasgun as a normal human
You’re dead
The rejects do not fight the quantity of enemies they do in game
lmao
They’re built different
Like it just wouldn’t work for the plot of the game
Because the Moebian sixth would actually be fucking extinct
Aside from that the rejects are like, the named characters inside a book
Regarding this if they needed to fight auric maelstrom quantity of enemies, you would see like 20-30+ people from grendyl’s warband at least
Even if it’s mostly poxwalkers
There gets a point where you literally just get drowned in bodies
If we had lore accurate Darktide we’d barely see any moebians per mission and it would be mostly plague zombies and poxwalkers
With cultists as well
Scions.
And more than four.
There's literally nothing we face that the Inquisition cannot handle — handling this is our job after all. But in "lore", you'd just scale up the numbers until the job gets done.
Instead of sending four guys on a suicide mission, just send 20 guys on a hard one.
Scions are often basically gangpressed from training into Inquisitorial service as Stormtroopers.
Wait sorry I forgot it’s not the Psyker I use dueling sword on, it’s Veteran
I use two handed force sword for Psyker
Thats kinda what gets me when the fandom constantly assumes the people we play are "four dipshit nobodies"
literally everyone minus the zealot has some expertise in war and fighting lol
especially compared to cultists who are in comparison actual homeless people with guys 
some of the dregs are likely former military aswell seeing as you can frequently also see pox walkers or whatever the less fucked up horde one is still wearing dog tags sometimes
The Ogryn alone could physically dumpster just about anything that comes our way
The psyker has plenty of magical bullshit that would literally melt a lot of the enemies in a single blast
Veterans are veterans for a reason because they have survived in a job where someone could die in literal seconds
arbites are trained to be brutal enforcers design specifically to make sure the planet keeps their end of the deal in tithes
Even the zealots that are hobos seem exceptionally proficient in close range fighting for someone that is just a civilian that is screaming on the top of their lungs
Malice is where you start to see enemy orgryn, but rarely. It meets most of the notes of the Darktide lore.
Or general 40k for that matter.
Also, in the lore, they could send a dozen bodies, but for gameplay, you play only as 4.
Honestly, this ultra slop makes me feel bad for BA players.
probabbly the best or worst falafels you will ever have
woooooooooooooooooooooOOOO
also
not a fan of the cape
Big fan of the cape
I like the idea of it but the execution is a bit stiff
it's I like the Cape or no Cape world out there
Strength build player aura farming in Eldon ring
A wha
the spac emarine captain is staying for sale
oh
its not a limited time model
ah yes hippies vs pro industrialists let's go
It’s peak
yeah i guessed that
Like seriously
why ultramarines
they were fine wiht the ultramairne releases but the smash captain being permanently apart fo the range
Can you invite me
yeah the chaos not staying is funny
I love crash outs
its the r/age of sigmar server
Oh Reddit
Why the crash out?
don't let that fool you it's a pretty good server
because isntead of having space marine players do miscropsic amount of kitbashing to get a smash captain they got a ne wmini
No I just mean oh Reddit server because I assumed discord server
its a discord server
It has a discord server
its the r/ageofsigmar reddit discord server
The chaos Lord model won't stay but the space marine one will
Oh.
and rightfully so the people are like why the fuck
So GW playing favourites again?
yeah
And this one is like literally so blatant and straight to the face you may as well just jump off a cliff
GW has done stuff like this but like
You still feel annoyed
yeah
the spaceman mini is staying the chaos one no
which is just why why
Like genuinely you already gave ultramarines a new calgar
Add new minis
Maybe the chaos one is going to be apart of something else?
they don't seem to have a plan to add him on anything else
so
That's stupid.
That's stupid and it's blatant fomo
yeah but that's GW

Off topic thought, but would anyone buy a 40k kart racer.
It would make sense for something like Twisted Metal to exist in 40k.
Last time I played just before it launched it was like 50 players so I'm guessing not a lot
Damn. I guess everyone is playing SM 2 instead.
SM2 kinda sucks bals too
its more that nobody really plays these kinds of games anymore
yeah i am like 90% sure you asked a random gamer nowadays if they know about twisted metal they're gonna look at you like what twisted metal
The causal gaming meta rn is battle royals but I heard it might shift soon
Actually wait it’s friend stuff
Uh
Like lethal company
To be fair peak repo lethal company are good games
damn
Ye, I never played them though i play peak like omelet you cook and luck be a land lord
They really needed another model
So excited
Ohhhhh more Kurnothi
@arctic talon you are right it's about time pro industrialist versus wooden killers and gardeners
We will rise
These wicked despoilers stand no chance against the power of kurnoth’s chosen children
His wild hunt will grow
said the Kurnothi before getting trampled by a dominator engine
Lmao
Do tau fire warriors really have poor reflexes? I find that hard to believe considering they are 1. Descended from prey animals, which usually need quick reflexes to survive and 2. Genetically engineered to be soldiers, sorta like space marines (though in practice they're closer to guardsman yada yada yada)
You might, but GW writers arent known for being smart
Is there any actual evidence that tau fire warriors are inferior in those senses
its in the books, but its not really explained well there either lol
Also, is there eyesight actually worse than a human's? That especially doesn't make sense to me considering they rely so much on long range marksmanship.
When I was a kid I thought things like quicksand was the greatest evil in the world, now I am grown and know it is in fact the biblical greed of a Space Marine collector
It feels like gw just really wants the Tau to be worse even when it doesnt make sense for them to be. Like, all the other castes being inferior sure, but fire warriors are literally bred for fighting. Why would they be worse combatants than even the average guardsman?
Its just a artificial handicap, dont think too hard about it.
@celest dome Chaos Warrior Magister Symbaresh Twinsoul
Theyre supposed to be the quality over quantity dudes too! But apparently they're also worse? Then how did they survive the damocles crusade and wipe out like 6 chapters of spehse mahreens
Its just a artificial handicap, dont think too hard about it.
Bweh
Realistically speaking Tau would wipe the floor generally with the Imperium just from a technology standpoint but they just dont lol
also Slaughterpriest Warlock Engineer Putrid Blightking but no image
Tbh yeah. If the tau were humans and the imperium were aliens nobody would argue the tau have "plot armor"
Also people do not understand how unfair drone combat is
Better access to quite good tech
The imperium has drones sorta too tho tbf right? Don't the admech have those?
Am I crazy saying this shoudl not be an HH vehicle
Not really to the extent of tau
SO EXCITED
Drones are AI-controlled light hovering vehicles that perform a variety of civilian and military roles for the T'au. Unlike the Imperium of Man, the Tau make extensive use of these and other machine intelligences.[1a][2a]
like
lmao
See this is the excuse but realistically if all tau were as dumb and incompetent as gw insists they are it wouldn't make a difference
oh yeah these too
Undivided or Tzeentch ?
Can't be worse than pokemon card scalpers
Oo nurgle and chaos sorcerer lord
nurgle and tzeentch
That is deffo true. I always thought it was interesting how in any other setting the tau would probably be humans but bc 40k is weird (/pos) theyre aliens
No offense but ill take Pokeymen scalpers over marine dudes
This is S2D
Did GW imply they're dumb ? And incompetent (Unlike the Imperium...)
That's practically every faction, don't worry
Thats mostly because they are based on earlier generation NATO forces
down to the way they even operate
i forgot what issue it was in but this was outright said by Gav Thorpe in a white dwarf article
Ive just heard a lot that tau fire warriors are meant to be physically weaker, less intelligent, have poorer reflexes and senses, (even poorer eyesight) and are more cowardly, than even baseline humans, which by 40k standards are already outclassed by practically everything except in sheer numbers
Oh neat
Didnt know this
Yeah its why their earlier iterations before battlesuit-mania had them fight like an army from the 21st century.
I always thought they were meant to be an allegory for ancient china and (to an extent) modern china
Nah their influence is japanese
down to fire warrior armor being modelled after samurai segmented plating
Makes more sense actually
also things like the ritual blades they carry
also all the bald/ponytail combos etc
And their philosophy of the greater good always struck me as more similar to modern american "benevolent" imperialism (we're bringing democracy! Vs we're bringing the greater good!) more than communism
So the nato comparison actually makes a lot of sense
They arent communist
Less inteligent I have never heard of, but ye, they're somewhat weaker, but their access to tech make them really much stronger than that
that shit is a meme
The closest to communist are the Eldar
aren't they just as strong as a normal dude
I always thought this art was funny, like "put the gun down before you hurt yourself little guy" 
that image has been memed to death yea
As far as I remember, fire caste are pretty much the same but the T'au entirely grouped together are weaker
Fire caste probably get real food vs a malnourished guardsman too
I can sorta understand weaker than baseline humans but slower reflexes? Poorer eyesight? In a universe where baseline humans are already so weak in those areas? For their warrior class? I honestly dont buy that
Same with all the fluff about them not having ftl. Like. Just say you don't like tau, don't keep nerfing them like this
Generally my hc is that all tau save the fire warriors are inferior in combat to the average human bc that's not their "job", but that fire warriors are superior most ways that matter
Not that it ultimately matters that much, it just annoyd me how everyonr wsnts tau to be the weak little punching bags of the setting
i still think we should turn tau into burgers
No need, the imperium has already done this with humans
In the galactic scale they ain't really that big mind you but they could still punch well above their weight thanks to their tactics
Some food variety would be nice though

and of course technology
and being blue
They have the most progressive tech in the setting as of right now
The Tau have FTL again now
It's back to square one, for whatever reason that needed to happen
I still dont get what the deal was but I love how everyone hates their FTL lore change lol
since it was like so badly done
It's one of the all time lore bungles in warhammer imho
Logically yes, but the fandom and gw is just weird abt them
We can have tau burger later ok? As a treat
Wait that warp skimming Gravitic Drive got change or something
I guess the writers wanted the Startide Nexus thing to happen but they could have done that in any number of ways instead of taking away FTL, having the T'au reinvent FTL and making a big hole in space
I say this all as a cron fan, who thinks all organics should become pets or ash, i think the tau are shit on too much
Yeah now they use that slipstream module afaik, what the difference is between the original stuff is a mystery
I would like the tau if they weren't so mech focused, who could possibly care about mechs this much
Well would like, would like a lot more I mean
OK so that warp skimming drive
is no longer the main option
I don't really remember, they had the accelerator engine that disappeared into thin air, then the slipstream, then something else?
Gundam fans
tau have these two in the faster than light page for lexicanum
I look at it the same way I look at MK7 vs MK8 space marine power armour, whateva thogg don't care
this is the canon conflict
I recall something about the fifth sphare of expansion using a better slipstream drive but I don't have the thing at hand
Gundam is pretty cool
this is their latest thingamajig to travel up faster than light apparently
and that thing apparently obliterating space just created a whole portal that if you can force your way through leads directly to the heart of the Tau empire which is the star tide Nexus stuff you mentioned
Yeah I just wonder if they did this whole convoluted thing to make the startide nexus happen or if they planned it at all
GW ain't always smart with these lore changes
like why bother with this i mean like i could ignore it but genuinely just why
gravitic hooks?
switch the places of "always" and "ain't" and ur correct
neat
Hey they can cook lore
....sometimes
i think a lot of the basic lore around the factions is cool as hell and super unique but often the more gw elaborates the more it falls apart bc they have so much material that its gonna end up being inconsistent and weird. a little like the bible at times, tbh (no offense to any christians, but it was written over many milennia by many different authors and it kind of shows at times)
nevermind the fact that hyper-elaborating on details is already not a good idea with worldbuilding in general tbh
theres always gonna be obscure references and stuff that the ppl making the new lore don't know or didn't remember, and oftentimes you have authors making up new lore on the spot to help the story theyre trying to tell. stuff like that always makes me feel a little... idk... irked by ppl online saying "(x faction) would NEVER do (x) or (x) is ALWAYS (x)", like, idk, heretic astartes becoming loyalist. You can say the imperium wouldn't accept them, but if an author wants them to bc they think it'll make a good story or if a codex author wants to bc it'll make interesting fluff, it doesn't really matter that much.
40k lore is very uh, loose.
I mean yes.
thats what you get for a setting that has authors just loosely write novels every month
more like the lovecraft mythos or like, dc or marvel than, say, idk, game of thrones
august derleth should never be forgiven for fucking up lovecrafts work
see this may seem obvious but on subreddits like 40k lore you have ppl who are always so confident in their answers. as a baby 40k fan a couple years ago I asked something to the tune of "can servitors be conscious and does that mean that servitors can make a deal with the chaos gods?" (i was asking bc I was thinking about writing a fanficiton about that sort of thing) and nearly all the answers were a resounding "no", but then I did some further research and figured out that this exact thing had happened more or less, MULTIPLE TIMES
Because some subjects got concrete answers
just do not trust r40klore
they are dumbasses
lol
i was using got as an example of a story that has set lore
I only use that place to look up excerpts
ik that now but I didn't then
Well yes lol
You poor fool 
theres a reason I have grown to absolutely hate r40klore
its such a circlejerk subreddit too
Also this lmao
Ngl the concept of a servitor making a deal with the chaos gods is cool
my point is that concrete answers are a lot rarer in 40k than ppl think. concrete answers like "the imperium hates aliens and heretics and are all morons" are set in stone but more specific things like "is the imperial faith a centrally organised dogma or is it more loose and based on general ideas" are almost unanswerable bc of how much lore there is. it often feels like ppl have to MAKE UP lore to answer those sorts of questions
the story was gonna be about a servitor who made a deal with nurgle and went out to find their lover, btw
Nice!
Ye no prob
Authors also make up shit on the spot sometimes which doesnt help
40k is very loosey goosey, things can usually go one way but make up any excuse and it goes another
Yeah servitors usually are too braindead to make deals, but the process isn't fool proof
also the warp is fucky tbf
Yeah anything could happen near a warp storm
I saw a thread on r40klore once where people were judging the darktide servitors for being "too sentient". I noted that all these lines were written by actual black library writers and they are like:
"NUH UH. That doesnt mean anything!"
the fuck do you mean it doesnt

They get more of a final say than you do on an official product you little redditor dipshit
alsooooo another issue i have with gw's worldbuilding sometimes is that they are VERY BIASED. We have exact specifications and measurements of things like the average width of a cockitus pattern las-tickler primaris ultrablaster's focusing aperture but we don't even have images of most tau auxiliaries or the eldar corsairs or literally anything on the dark mechanicum
Genuinely A warhammer fan's ability to ignore the truth and focus on being wrong is fucking something
You could put the truth and all of it in front of them and they would still believe the false info over it
It's wack, at least you can create your own cool sector where things are the way you want 
i think servitors are the most fascinating part of 40k and they should be explored more. Like, the societal interactions with them. How does a religious zealot react to their family member getting servitorised? How do, say, tau gue'vesa approach the concept of servitors? Are there differing societal views on what becoming a servitor means? (aka like, "it is an honor that you get to serve the emperor once more" vs "lol get rekt scrub) Are some servitors "invisible?" (as in, just a brain in a jar piloting a machine, rather than an obviously human person who has been surgically changed) and if so, does that have an effect on how they are seen/created/interact with the world, and what if one of those servitors had a "botched" treatment? Are servitors really a 'safe' option compared to just using weak Ai like the tau and necrons are known to? What about other factions too? Maybe chaos cults who want to free servitors and theres interesting moral questions to ponder there?
But no we just get marinewank stories all the time where ultramarine chaddius garystueus uses his massive balls and faith in the emperor to singlehandedly kill the silent king, a swarmlord, commander farsight, a daemon prince of nurgle, and an eldar craftworld in a matter of seconds
Tbh we got tons of excerpts of the examples you said, its just not talked about a lot because space marine porn.
Also no servitors are not a correct option
yes but the fact ive never heard of any says something
the Leagues of Votann and Tau prove this
....how do the tau and lov prove this?
servitors are extremely fucked up as a concept and are morally wrong
...they got drones?
...also the Ironkin? Hello?

Ironkin prove this even more
because like
they are literally a dwarf
but a robot
they act no different lol
i thought you were saying "no servitors are not a correct option"
I mean they arent
servitors are born from the fear of AI, when in universe we got examples in M41 of them not being malicious robots
and I wasnt saying that they could ever be morally correct, I was just saying there should be challenges to the occassional out of universe assumption that servitors are used because theyre "safer" for "humanity" than "abominable intelligence"
Yeah I know im just making a statement

literally the only defense people can say against Ironkin/Tau Drones is "well humanity had a AI Rebellion"
which we got no idea why it even happened in the first place btw
EVEN IF ai was as dangerous as the imperium thinks it is, and it clearly isn't, (tbh the DAoT isnt even a good example of ai gone wrong bc the DAoT humans used AI for twice as long as the imperium has existed with less than no issue and it took slaanesh vomiting all over the entire universe for that to change)
Who knew that treating robots who given sapiens with respect and the same amount of value as human life leads to good results
Can't be making statements in Lore Chat, you just gotta post
Servitors are super fucked up, especially when like you start getting into the whole the persons consciousness is inside
you are essentially enslaved as well
Granted you can no longer express your love for dark elder sisters of battle and daughters of khaine
"they are lobotomized" is an even more inhumane excuse
theres still a person in there
So what you're saying is I could legally turn my employees into construction equipment as long as I gouge out the frontal lobe with a wrench
the more efficient choice, the more morally correct choice, and the more ideologically consistent choice (as in consistent with their human supremacist doctrine) would be to just use paid workers, maybe who opt into cybernetic augmentation like the mechanicus.
or hell even use the geneseed you honestly waste on space marines to make mentats from dune
its not even paid workers
JUST AUTOMATE THE PROCESS
WE LITERALLY DO IT TODAY

AND ITS NOT EVEN HIGH TECH
thats another thing ppl miss, the imperium uses servitors for tons of things that we don't even need ai for now. like we dont use crazy ai for barbers and as coat hangers. but the imperium uses lobotomised slaves for them bc they actually despise humans and humanity and actually see all humans save the most genetically or physically deformed of them (space marines, custodes, and especially admech) as vermin
and these are the ideas and concepts I would love to see explored more commonly in warhammer. I love servitors.
💀💀💀💀💀
That's something touched on in Above and Beyond ||Shard admits that the most terrifying aspect of staring down the Tyranids isn't the monsters itself, but that she realised that if the Imperium figured out how that's what it would turn it's people into, mindless drones obeying utterly without question or doubt or any sense of selfworth or identity||
YEP.
Its one of my favorite bits of satire in Helldivers 2 as well where Super Earth is studying Illuminate mind contorl technology from how they turned people into the Voteless to turn it to their use.
But they say this and clarify they totally wont use it for that purpose lmao
peak fascism
Worst part is an techpriest would 100% do this lol
I read a short story where one literally dooms her lover techpriest to be a ctan vessel to continue her own work as a xenarite lmfao
Bastard
rat bastard
No human bastard
how come?
Its not like lost technology or anything it’s a rhino with a turret ontop
"Bro trust us"
"We won't mind control you."
Although as a genuine curiosity, isn't Super Earth basically ruled by AI?
ah 
"No trust me, I need to lobotmize this person so that they can wipe my ass for me. It is extremely necessary."
yandere tech priest gf
nobody wants this
Space marine captain, who wants it? And yes I’m selling it. Remember; buy, buy buy. And chaos, don’t get blocked
New chaos lord > cringe 17th variation of a captain.
Helldivers mentioned
*Dickdivers
Both of the warhammer day minis are boring as fuck this year lol
Ig they’re both callbacks to old posing
people really like the exalted hero of chaos
But very w/e
He’s boring still
the space marine is a permanent addition btw
Oh bruh
hes not a warhammer day mini
Weird
yeah
its because the normal sprue didnt come with the smash captain load out
so they are selling the smash captian sepreat
Just do it yourself smh
yeah lmao
The long forgotten art of Kitbashing/j
space marine fan does an arm swap challenge
All the new exalted champion of chaos does is make me think of the current one
lol
Which iirc is old
Like really old
Or is it the chaos lord
people in the aos server say they are gonna run him as a chaos lord
It is not forgotten, it is just the influx of new people who don't know the art of kitbashing.
I’m joking
the cahso lord is as old as sin
The old school military modeling are freak in term of bashing.
Bro was old even in whfb
lol
Anyways new chaos lord when GW
probably next edition with the chariots
Lowkey might be better to convert the csm chaos lord
Lmao
The armor is similar enough, just gotta get rid of the backpack and some 40K bits lol
Anyways new S2D chaos lord
I need it
please be multi part
id swap the whole arms tbh
Yeah fair they’re quite mechanical
It’s kind of insane to me
How many chaos lords AoS has gotten
Aside from the basic fucking chaos lord
lol
lmao
crazy these both rleeleased in the same edition
and both look like ass
damn tehse are good models
except hte old jump pack
i think the 6th edition chaos lord would be best for an aos conversion
Yeah
He’s got the least 40K bits on him
One tiny tiny issue though
He’s basically like
Mostly put together lol
Yeah
He was only in the 6 and 7e starter box
Which was also not generic marines
It was dark angels
wait they did dark angels vs crimson slaughter twice
hey back in the day did people complain about all the 40k box sets had normal sapce marines
ive said this one million times but darkmech would be cool as a unique faction for a tide game
it took til 8th eediton to have an army box that did not have space marines
loyalist mariens*
Yes
Also complaining about marine releases was way worse back then
Because everyone else got stuff way less
lol
aesthetically distinct from nurgle, you could have servitors as horde enemies, theres not much lore so lots of room for creativity, and you could have them also use fucked up versions of normal mechanicum stuff. so like, castellan robots and stuff
Marines do get more stuff now
and gunner servitors
this was the first army set in warhammer 40k that did not have space marines in it
Still sucks that marines get that much more
not evne counting csm
Oh hey I bought this
Lol
lmao
this was the second
then right after there was an eldar vs eldar box
bruh eldar gto the short end of the stick on this on
Drazhar punching down like usual/j
lmao
if i had friends btw and split this box with someone i would be an eldar plaeyr in 2025
i loved all the rangers in this box
The eldar won that box lore wise

Shame all the army combo boxes sold badly
Aside from the edition start ones
I mean not everyone gets one
But no they didn’t get one
Not unless you count a combat patrol
lol
Drukhari got one
Tbh it’s arguably preferable to not
Get an army box and just get the unit straight released
all odl dmodels
lmao
oh yeah remember the apocolaypse boxes
uniorncially probably one of th best things they ever sold
Eldar are basically done update wise
Aside from like the vyper
Which looks ugly as fuck
Karandras and dire avengers also need one
Lmao
Ah eys, 500 points of knights
Lmao
“You see the imperial knights ahve been replacing their armor with glass so that’s why armingers are 60 points
But don't worry it's a rare type of glass called adaglassium
It will surely hold
It will not
It can withstand 100 bolter rounds when being read about
But can be destroyed by a hammer some times down the lore.
What are these?
Old 8th edition army boxes
Ah.
Anyway, I got a question: If the orks ended up in the Halo Universe, would their race survive the firing of the rings?
Nope.
The Rings destroy any and all life.
The Flood are even more infectious than Orks and even they were completely near annihilated minus some lab samples.
Wait, can the flood affect plants?
Not if they cope themselves into thinking they can control it 
Damn, it's been 10 years since Undertale was released.
Every mad scientist villain ever
That crazy plague/disease/alien race has to come back somehow
The Flood can literally infect reality itself if they advance enough
if they appeared in 40k they'd likely destroy the entire universe lol
Me, feeding the flood the average Imperial civvies and nothing else 😏
Something designed to obliterate life itself will kill orks
They are literally corrupted powdered gods
That could strangle universal Bridges and planets if they have enough biomass
The Halo ring cannot purge all of the flood, but it kills their foods source, aka all other life forms.
The flood has limitation on growth, without assimilation, it can't absorb itself to survive.
Yeah The reason why flood are so horrifying is because they still have things that used to make them precursors
Being part God like species helps
I mean true but the floods goal is the end of ALL life and if advanced enough they could prob make it to another galaxy
Aren't they basically just The corrupted job of the precursors
They ARE the precursors
I know that I'm just saying the way they do their infection stuff
Isn't that just basically a corrupted job of the precursors
precursors whole thing was seeding life and guiding species, the flood want to kill and consume all life as punishment to everything they created. So yeah it's a bit of their old principle corrupted.
"Our urge to create is immutable. We must create. But the beings we create shall never again reach out in strength against us. All that created will suffer. All will be born in suffering. Endless greyness shall be their lot. All creation will tailor to failure and pain that never again shall the offspring of the eternal fount rise up against their creators. Listen to the silence. 10 million years of deep silence and now whispers and cries, not birth. That is what we bring, a great crushing weight to press down youth and hope. No more will, no more freedom. Nothing new but agonizing death and never good shall come of it. We are the last of those who gave you breath and form. Millions of years ago. We are the last of those. Your kind defiled and ruthlessly destroyed. We are the last precursors. And now we are legion." - The Gravemind Halo: Silentium
Yeah so they are just seeding life Life that is so dangerous it makes the citizens of Detroit look like angels
They just kill every living thing to corrupt it into a disgusting biomass-based ecosystem
I really like how simple Urkhan is
They can corrupt, but they can't evolve. The flood pure forms are strong and look like an evolution, but is actually their peak and they don't move over very far from that.
It is criminal this is not staying but the space marine one is
I thought their peak was the key mind
You know like the one that corrupts a planet
Wait not that the grave mind
It is the "pure form".
their "transgalactic stage" is the theoretical limit
when it comes to anything of theirs but that's just infection radius/power
their pure forms Ie the ones you fight in H3/HW2 are their pinnacle as "individuals"
I suppose
Key Mind and pure form are the same thing. Basically what the flood is, nothing left from the former host.
What about the grave mind then it's literally the final form of all their absorbed knowledge balled up into a being shouldn't that be like the peak of what a flood could be
Keyminds is the term for any of the like processing forms of Flood
Juggernauts fall under this category as well
Yes, as the name implies, it is the one to control the flood.
Flood is like the nids, it is a single hive mind. Every flood unit is also the grave mind. The grave mind from is the physical form dedicated to think and control.
Without gravemind, they can't form complex thought and plan.
god i need to learn how to animate
That is true
Flood is imo more impressive than the Tyranids
Yea like there is intent and malice behind the Flood
They aren't just hungry
They want the universe to suffer, they want to inflict the most misery they can
just for the hell of it too
it's not like the flood gets any power from the suffering
Out of Spite and revenge
They created life in the universe and were good and their creations betrayed them out of jealousy
So now they want everything to suffer
im now realizing that the fan theory of the nids being made by old ones is basically the flood
My theory is that the Tyranids are something of a universe white cells
Chaos is an invader/parasite/virus
and when that happen, Tyranids develop to stop and cleanse them out
I hate the fact that I just realized this
Suppose you could think of Chaos as bacteria that lives on the skin, perfectly fine to be there but once you've got a cut it makes it's way into the body and start wrecking havoc.
The Black Legion and Chaos SMs are basically Decepticons
Like
They infight as much as decepticons
They often have the same "might makes right" philosophy for their leadership
Abaddon is basically G1 Megatron in how much he fails but still persists
And somehow still leads
Who would count as Starscream though

Abbadon is much more competent
lol
Haarken
What is Starscream's role ?
I would say
More like a tumor
Also tries to usrup the Leader
Like often
So much so that it's ridiculous

"MY EQUILIBRIUM... DESTABLIZED URRRGGHH"
"ABADDON HAS FALLEN. I, STARSCREAM, AM NOW YOUR NEW LEADER. BLACK LEGION, FOLLOW ME!"

Aware. He's in it for the long haul basically
If anything he doesn’t have enough actual strategic defeats
Yea and the loses are usually on purpose to get rid of rivals
Well even beyond that
Abbadons losses only happen whenever he’s basically already won
Although I think (please correct if wrong) that old lore didn't really have much detail on the previous black crusades
Which is why he still sorta struggles to get rid of the SATAM cartoon villain reputation
Because people just assumed that he failed 12 times.
Instead of the current lore where it's actually a long term plan
I like to think that in-universe. The Imperium spreads propaganda that he failed his previous 12 black crusades
As a form of cope
And actively tries to ignore that Abaddon is playing the long game
Yes
Abbadon a bitch he need 4 chaos gods to get his back just to beat an old bald guy with a sword
That mf always juicing
All marines are on the juice
Chaos marines are just on extra chaos juice
But abbadon wasn’t juiced up on the 4 chaos gods when he killed sig
Is it better to be on the juice or the sauce?
Neither
Juice
Smoking that chaos pack lmfao
Ultra potent weed sourced straight from Nurgle's garden
Where the fulgrim party at let me snort up that warp dust
Straight from nurgles garden on the world of Cali
I remember a thread where someone was asking how is Sigismund such a good duellist
He just is
and the answers were just "He just is/Hes that good."
We don’t get an answer on that lol


